BECK Does a Clip Show! The best of the Crash Test Dummies, LIVE, and Dirty Granny

[0:00]When you want to hear about the greatest albums of all time, But you're just too lazy to look it up online. If you want to hear four guys who chat and then they get off track. I've got the perfect podcast for you, Jack. Beck did it better. That one is like, how do I help this person? Like this is not spoon my eye out while you're at it, right? It's like a crash test dummies when people used to play crash test dummies. And he's like, once there was this girl. Oh, great. Way to really bring it down. Yeah. You need some help. Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room. That's why, like, I think in the nineties, I just thought I could be in a band because I saw crash test dummies. And I was like, well, fuck, I guess anybody can just have a hit song.

[1:00]Right. Like it's not even singing. He's just got a low voice. He's just telling a story. I feel like I can do that. You want to know what really bothers me about that song? It's really personal. What is when the person's hair turns from a regular color to bright white? Yes. I feel like that's a bit personal for me. Yeah. That's something Russell can relate to is Aaron's going through all. I think you might be right. I'm going to say that actually the dumb and dumber soundtrack was great. Remember the song Peter pumpkin head? So I'm going to check out guys. Unfortunately, I'm just going to tell you right now. They also has the bear went over the mountain. Remember there was like a metal song. The bear went over the mountain to see what he could see. It's when the guy's freaking out.

[2:00]Cause he ate the hot sauce or whatever. They put the peppers in his food. Check it out. I think that also had to eat that burger. And we'll tell you. I mean, That also, I also had the hit song. Do you guys remember on the dumb and dumber soundtrack? There's a part with like Russell said with the hot sauce. Why did you choose tonight to do the hot sauce and feed episode? Do you know how much self-control it takes for me to not to make this a Sound clip that I can just play whenever I want? The bigger question is how did you ever come across this Rob? Where did you find this? I don't know. It was just on my dad's computer. I don't know. I don't know. I'm going to tell you right now. I looked up. Did I do? Oh mother. I can feel the soil falling over my head as I climb into an empty bed. Oh, Well enough said. Yes. Happy birthday.

[3:00]He is a clever. He's very good. I will say the English are in general. I think you're right. Yeah. But I will say like, He's got a moody voice. The songs are moody, But there is some humor to it too. Of like, It's so depressing that sometimes, He knows it's over the top and like plays with that. What does this inspire? When you hear this, Like what other bands or artists do you think of? I thought of the cure, But I don't know. A little Duran. I mean, A little, Talking heads, A little crash test dummies. Not crazy. I don't think that's crazy. It's the tone is kind of similar. I just thought Russell was trolling for Rob to sing the crash test. Is there a six it turned from black into bright white. So good. It's so good. But I do think like there's something to be said about these songs that are so

[4:00]Outwardly depressive. And then his voice is depressing. And yet the songs are beautiful, Right? Like if you're carrying, Hearing them through a door, They're legit beautiful songs. Yeah. I've never listened to the Smiths on purpose, But they do get played in bars and restaurants fairly frequently. Oh my God. You got to go to, There's some different bars by dude. Like, Like triple rock social club, Places like that. Like anytime I'd walk in, Like, And the Smiths run, I'd be like, Oh, I like this band. This is good. This is why I don't go to coffee shops. What if the next song on the album was like, Would you say that this was, This is kind of a Kent Herbeck to me. I mean, This is the first space man I've ever heard. Matt, Would you say that band reminds you of a band? You, When, When I think of bass man, You know who I think of?

[5:00]Who do you think of crash test dummies? There's only man. If the crash test dummies did a name game, What do you think that would sound like? Ross? She is a bus. Wouldn't go and cuss with the bus out of his bus. I'm starting to realize. I don't think, I don't think that finally made. This podcast turned into Robbie and way too. Say something you're going to hate. That's right. Yeah. Free stuff. Go ahead, Russell. I'm sorry. There was one other thing I wanted to get your guys advice on. Maybe,

[6:00]I don't know if we don't mean to go to the advice corner for it, But I figured I could get your opinion on it. And we can, We want to go to the advice corner. Why not? Should we go to the advice corner? Let's do it. We got time for the advice corner. It's kind of cold out. I think, That corner is probably 90 degrees. So it probably, Probably to go there. It's especially cold when you're freshly, Freshly shorn down there. Right? Right. Might be a good, Might be a good night in Minnesota here to go to the corner. Vice corner. The advice corner. So in different places, It's confusing. The, The advice, The advice I need is about concerts coming up. So I noticed that, You know, There's a number of concerts coming up. A couple of them that I don't really need advice on, But I wanted to mention was one crash, Crash test. Dummies matter. They're coming up. Maybe we can go see the crash test dummies and get your impression. Maybe you can drop it on us once real quick. I feel like I know one song though. What? What song? Which one? Would you be good? Would you be going for, Which one? Would you be going for one? He's not doing it. He won't do it. That's my problem.

[7:00]Going for one song. Because. Once there was this girl who wouldn't come and see the car. It's one of the weird concerts where you're getting drinks for every song, Except for the encore. You're like, Okay, I'm here for the encore. And can you imagine like if you had to go to the bathroom and you missed that Song, That would be a nightmare, Right? Oh my God. That'd be the worst. Some of the other shows that I saw were coming up that I thought would be Interesting. I might have to check out the last waltz. They're doing the last backwards and forwards. We are up to album one 31 and from 1984, It's the album that goes like this. What's there was this boy.

[8:00]Wait a minute. We're doing dummy by Portishead. Okay, Guys, I need to take, I need to take about a 49 minute break before we start recording. That's my bad. I listened to the wrong album. Just you're playing that crash test dummy song. You're like, All right, I love this song. Skip, Skip, Skip, Skip, Skip, Skip, Skip, Skip. What if they wrote like the national anthem? What if they wrote one of the greatest songs of all time and nobody knows Because the other song is so good. You know what I mean? Like the second song on crash, Just dummies album is like super good. You'd never know. Right. Editing already. So are you implying that Francis Scott key wrote, I was just trying to figure out the math on that. Yeah. How's that? How's that work? I mean, It feels like you would know cause it's yeah, Let's move on. Well, I think, I think when they asked him, What key is the star spangled banner going to be in? And he's like, Yep.

[9:00]All right. So yeah, It's B in the key of Francis Scott. It's me. You son of a bitch. I'm ready to know how I do. Hey, I really want America's national anthem to be something that's really hard to sing that most people can't even say that'd be really cool if we could do that. That'd be great. Thank you. Oh, America is beautiful. No, Thanks. Think of another song about America. American woman. Nope. American woman. God, That would be a great national anthem. We're just all before football. We're going to be like just everybody is like we're like, God damn those American women really makes you love this country. Listen, Aaron, Stop wasting my time. Okay. We have to get into, The, The podcast. And of course we start with a real, Real song on a very real radio station. In fact, It's so real. That's what you aspire to. Now that's real. That's really cool. Bryce, Bryce, It's not just me who loved the song androgynous. And that's what brings us to tonight's second list.

[10:00]Second list of the night. Double rainbow. Now this list is all covers. You guys know I love covers and there's no Tina Turner covers. I hate to admit it. I hate to say that right now. First, Of course we have androgynous by their placements. This song was covered by the crash test. Dumb. Wow. Wow. Kind of got a cool, Sounds pretty good. Right. Can I just say this right now after today? I think I kind of love the crash test. Dumbies because I admit something right now. Do you know who else covered this song? What Miley Cyrus and Joan Jets together? I serious. I'll play that.

[11:00]Wow. I forgot what this list was about. It's actually about the top. Cause there's no more replacements covered. So this is the top crash test dummy list. Top covers involving the crash test dummies. Cause I ran out of replacement stuff real fast. So it's just, All right. So for example, XT X now we all know XTC had a song called all you Pretty girls XTC. Of course, A punk band XTC. Well, Guess what? Well, guess what? We love that song. It was our CTD crash sense. Dummies. This is crash test. Dummy. Yes. That's what happened to me. They might be giants. He to be. There he is. There's Brad Roberts coming in there. Thank you, Brad. Now, Of course, One of our favorite crashes, Dummy songs,

[12:00]The ballot of Peter pumpkin eater. We're right. We're right. We're right. We're right. We're right. We're right. We're right. We're right. We're right. We're right. We're right. We're right. We're really in the house. Yeah. We're right. We're going dumb and dumber. My favorite song, Whatever it's called. Peter Pumpkinhead. What? The song about a cheek. Off a. Dumb. And Dumber Soundtrack. It turns out Ruffo Peter pumpkin. Peter Paul, Russell, It turns out. Guess what? That's a cover by a band. Oh, It was a bunny. See, They cover to XTC songs. Yes. Now i'm so fucking drunk period what is happening Don't pick up this time don't pick up texting me Right voice texting right i'll explain it again bryce

[13:00]This is the greatest right look me in the eye for a minute just look at me in The eye this doesn't make sense don't try to make Sense of it okay it doesn't make sense okay you guys Was yes so fucking drunk and high It'd be funny because that's what the replacements did you can't play your Instruments drunk you really can't what is happening Does this make sense okay it does not make sense i'm gonna explain it again And i thought i was so clear the first two times This list is the best covers involving the crash test dummies No it doesn't make sense he'll explain it ten more times At this point it doesn't make sense do you know what makes more sense in this List russell's rating system of his movies that Makes more sense In this list right at this point and jennings jr cover can't hardly wait That crash test dummies had no more covers so you would think oh this must Be lord covered swing and party I would check that out say bryce you're doing the replacements best

[14:00]Replacements covers list that's actually not what this is This is a list of the best covers involving the crash test So it turns out and i would count these as covers In 2002 the crash test dummies had no more covers Was it like two days before they produced the first cover For the christmas act I don't know how bad of a movie this is I wouldn't make a thing out of one You know he's really listening it's very like good I'm i'm not even kidding but the crash test dummies released an album called Jingle all the way now you might think well that's weird 100%. 100%. I don't really believe that. And hey, Bryce, guess what? I went down to Mystic Lake with my sister To go see a comic there And they wouldn't let me in Because she wasn't 21 years old, Even though the ticket said 18. And guess who that comic was? Sinbad, co-star of Jingle All The Way, Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. It would have been funny if you said Louis Anderson.

[15:00]Wow. God damn it. You're right. That's dead. This is now your new favorite Christmas album, Jingle All The Way by the Crash Test Dummies. Here's the Crash Test Dummies doing Jingle Bells, A cover. I would like to remind you that we're on track five Of the album that we're actually discussing tonight. It's only 33 minutes in, So it'd be all right. God, this is terrible. This is so good. Oh my God. As I was checking other covers That the Crash Test Dummies did, As this list is about, I noticed my favorite Christmas song of all time On the album Jingle All The Way. It's Good King Wences. It's that last one, But I found it like the fellow who goes to bed. What'd you say, Bryce? What's it about? It doesn't need to be repeated. Oh, okay. The listeners will hear it. It's in there. What's it about? No. Well, actually, Bryce, This list is about the best covers Involving the Crash Test Dummies. Now, unfortunately,

[16:00]Bryce, Because they covered Androgynous Bryce. Trace it back. This is easy to do. You think this is tough. We've had way harder ones than this. The covers of a different band. Now, Here's the deal. There has been a band Who covered the Crash Test Dummies. It's a reversal. It's a cover reversal. Mm-mm-mm. Was covered by none other. Wait, Bryce, This is going to blow your mind. Guess who covered Mm-mm-mm By the Crash Test Dummies? If this is a replacement And it doesn't come full circle, I don't even know what to do. Can I just say this? I did type in Crash Test Dummies In back to see if I could make a connection, And the only thing that came up Was this eBay listing That had blind man Melon, Beck Odelay, Bare Naked Ladies, Crash Test Dummies, And Presidents of the United States Of America, And that CD is for sale for $20. I got to get that CD. That's the best deal I've ever seen in my life. I love all those CDs. Five CDs for 20 bucks? Five CDs for 20 bucks. That's pretty good. That's really good. I know who really wrote that song.

[17:00]What? It was the Dave Matthews band Before they dumped All the CDs around here. They were not saying, Mm-mm-mm. The people on the boat Were not saying, Mm-mm-mm after that. I guess there's two hours Ago we talked about that. Guess who that is? Dave Matthews band Covered it, right? Mm-mm-mm was covered by None other Crash into me. Numbers. Russell coming in hot. Mm-mm-mm was covered By none other Than the actor Who plays Hawkeye, Jeremy Renner. Oh, get the fuck out of here. What am I doing? This is Hawkeye. We could have done A double tonight. This is insane. Listen. The arms of an angel. Guys. Jeremy Renner Of getting hit By a snowplow theme. He got into an accident. Oh, no. He couldn't go back To work. He couldn't go to school.

[18:00]And you know When he went back To school? Snowplows. Couldn't quite explain it. It just fell in. It just fell in. It just fell in. It just fell in. It just fell in. It just fell in. It turns out Jeremy Renner Has the best cover Involving the Crash Test dummies. Are you guys talking About a list Of Sarah McLaughlin songs? I'm ready. Bryce is still texting people. I bet he's texting me. Texts. No audio texts after that. What the fuck was that? I'm serious now. Were you guys just talking About a list Of Sarah McLaughlin songs? No. No. Bryce, you're going to listen back And see that the list Is actually really clear What it was about. So let's get into I feel like This is annoying Like the replacements That fans would annoy Their bands. Yeah, it's Bryce. It's meta. It's so meta. I think that's where we're going. That's what I planned And it's all That wasn't meta

[19:00]But that's what's happening. Why they did it. It's all come up organically. Very organically. I love it when a plan Comes together. Rob in the future Don't worry you guys. I believe in your editing skills. Now, Have you ever heard a song? I heard the song. Didn't know anything about it. I didn't see it. The next album I picked up Was a Rob special. Rob has educated us On this band Or something. He did some sort of list Where we had to listen To like four of their songs. I thought for $2.90 I could listen to them also. It is the Manhattan Transfer. Oh, shit. Can I just tell you What I did, Russell, On YouTube? I typed in Crash Test Dummies And I was so positive That was going to be The band that comes up. And when you said Manhattan Transfer, My brain almost fell Out of my head.

[20:00]I didn't know what to do. This was Bodies and Souls From the Manhattan Transfer. It's the first dance Of my wedding. I can't I just can't imagine. Right. This, You really need to see This video to get Why we're all shocked. There is nothing lamer In the entire world Than the video We are watching right now. This is like not on, This is like off-strip Vegas, right? Like show, Yeah, I don't know. Oh, my God. This is crazy. The next three records I'll give to you guys In three in a row here. And so now I have to do The Rob where I had a, I had a lead And I got to repeat it. It turns out this is Rich songwriting territory. Many people have written About the other man Or the other woman And that moment of finding out. And so I did a list.

[21:00]Yeah, I did a list. Yes. I did a list. Jose. Wow. Now, An Aaron list. I'm going to take Some liberties And I will say right away. Are you shouting out The Anthony Basin song Or not? You know, I know it is. We are starting right. Russell, you nailed it. We're starting right with That. I just tell you This is the first thing I had to do. I cannot tell you When Aaron text guys, I have a list. I cannot tell you My my heart goes afloat. Okay. And I immediately have to sit down And take my blood pressure Because Aaron's lists Are always the most fucked up List you've ever heard. They are my favorite things. They are never normal. They don't make any sense. My crash test dummy list Makes more sense Than a lot of things. Well, But I have to start With this one Because Russell nailed It right on the head. This is the whole reason I wanted to do the list Was so that I could play. I got a story to tell By Biggie, Which I think we might hear On life after so good. I haven't heard it yet. NBA playoff season. Shout out to Anthony Basin.

[22:00]Right. We're going to be on point With this. So Aaron, This is a song. Yes. We talked about this song, Right? Where Biggie was having sex With Anthony Mason's girlfriend. He kept home And Biggie's got a high. How Biggie? What is Biggie? I mean, Quick, Hide under this king-sized mattress. Like, What are we? Like, Where is he hiding? I have a mother-in-law suite. Get in there, Biggie. Let's go. But yeah, Biggie over this Buckwild beat And Biggie, Greatest storyteller of all time Telling this story. As soon as I was thinking About this album, I was like, We got to have, I got a story to tell. For sure. Oh yeah, For sure. Next song, I had to reach out To my brother for some help Because I needed, I wanted to keep it In the country. Who ends up To be a businessman Over everything else, Not really a rapper at all. And then all of a sudden You have Ice Cube And Dr. Dre And Prince Arabian?

[23:00]Arabian Prince? My favorite rap name ever. Aaron, Is this in the era When there was sampling going on And no one's getting paid For anything on this? Like, You see over and over On this album, There are samples Of major bands, Major songs On every track. Like, Was this at the point Where they weren't paying For this or not? Yes, It was. In fact, I was just reading up On this album today In Ben Westhoff's book Called Original Gangstas And he talks about, I'm going to get this wrong, But I think it's Charles Watt, Charles Wright And the 103rd Street Rhythm section. Is that quite right? So the original band That did Express Yourself. It's Charles Wright. Charles Wright. And yeah, Basically when he heard Express Yourself, He was like, This isn't even a sample. This is just them Straight up covering my song. And he went to Ice Cube About it And eventually got paid. But, Initially, No, They weren't paying For samples. But I did read That Dre was really Into bringing in Live musicians So that he was doing Interpolation rather than

[24:00]Samples. Live musicians? Thunder crashes And a new mother Cries. Her placenta Falls. Hey, What rhymes With placenta? Matt couldn't wait To jump in with his Placenta. He was ready with that. I will say, What was the guy's name, Aaron, That did the Express Yourself? Charles Wright. You know what's crazy About him? What he did with the money. What he did with the money. Oh, fuck. What he did with the money With this, That he won in the lawsuit? He went with his brother And invented the airplane. A lot of people don't realize That guy who did Express Yourself Also invented. Russell says you're welcome. Russell, Roll it going. How's it going with you? Rolling going. Things are going well. We had talked about Live music a few weeks back And you guys had talked About the Turf Club, That the Turf Club Was one of your favorite Concert venues. Is that right? Yeah. And again,

[25:00]Live music. I just think it's so great. It's like, The lightning crashes And a new mother cries. That joke will forever Be funny to me. It's to the floor. You know what? I was going to, Tonight I was going to do A top five list About my favorite Placenta songs And that one was not on it. Yeah. Didn't make the cut. Didn't make the cut. Why did it make the cut? Yeah. There was one Beck Did It Better song About the placenta That was on the list That bumped it out So it technically Probably could have made it. Well, I told you, You guys know My famous placenta story. I've told you that story, right? Where, I don't know. Jenny and I have a baby, Okay, And kind of equal work. You know, We each did our part And this baby comes out And so we have a, You know, My sisters want A first baby in the family. My sisters want a picture. So I take a picture Of the placenta, Which I remember being In a coffee can, But that can't be right. They can't keep the placenta In a coffee can. So I take a picture Of the placenta And then send that To my sisters. So funny. It made me laugh so hard Because they're like, Oh God. And I did it

[26:00]For the second kid too. Not as funny When my younger sister Had her kid And then I said, Oh, Please send a picture And there's a picture Of the placenta And I was like, Actually, This is really wrong. So normal stuff going on In the Rob family, Don't worry about it. I don't remember Where the placenta Went in that moment. That's wild. Oh, You see the spice store guy? Oh no. Russell, That's a young man's game. That's standing up. Look out. Guys, I've got a special Treat for you today Due to the fact. So I'm just thinking again, I'm at the Cabin. Everybody's asleep. Do it. What do they get? I did get a text saying They could hear everything I said and my sister said, Especially the part About your penis. And I was like, Which part was that? That was the worst part. I was like, Which part was that? Which part of your penis You mean? You're talking about The brown part Or the red hot part.

[27:00]Let's get into, What are we, What am I talking about? Let's get into Our opening song, Which guys, Just because We're doing A live album, I've decided That I'm going to do Our parody song Live. Oh, I love it. Lightning flashes, A new mother. You guys like that one? That's a terrible joke And it's so good. You guys love it, Don't you? That's such an awful joke. Listen to the fall. Rob, Do you have the, Do you have the coffee can With the placenta In that bathroom Recording studio? Rob K.R. Listen tonight, We got a special Treat for you Tonight. So good.

[28:00]From America Eats, It's Young. That's the name of the album. How good Aaron pulls that. Funky Dollar Bill Has attacked piano. I could be wrong. Funky Dollar Bill From America Eats, It's Young. Aaron just knows That on the top of his head. That's the best. Yeah, I get an email From them every month. I almost played it And was going to say earlier, Well, We're going to play this song Because we're probably Going to skip this album On air in a few weeks When we get to his band. Oh no. That'd be so funny. We're not skipping Mega Brain, You assholes. Yeah, That's going to be Another YouTube special For you, Russell. So next week, My understanding is We're going to try To be recording A live episode From Vegas With us together. Lightning flashes. I knew the mother cries. I can't believe We're doing the live album Finally. I love that. Maybe what we should do Is just, Why don't we just Skip the live album And let Aaron go solo For like a 90 minute On Funkin' L. Oh, A solo Aaron episode Would be gold. I wouldn't even edit it. I'd just put it out.

[29:00]Just hear this guy go. Oh my God. Oh, It was Funky Dollar Bill. Oh yeah, Everybody knows that song. We have the longest Queen song. We have the longest song On this album And you might be saying, Wait, Isn't Bohemian Rhapsody On it? Yep. You know, Eat shit, Bohemian Rhapsody. This song is like, I challenge you To a game of horseshoes. A game of horseshoes. You know, I say that to my kids All the time. That's so funny Because I say to my kids All the time, And I am still thirsty. And they're like, What? I'm like, I don't even know Where to start To explain that to you. Lightning crashes, Number 76. Finally, Finally a song About placenta. It's my number one Placenta song Of all time. Number one. Number one. One of one. You could say maybe Shake, Rattle, and Roll From what I've seen Of placenta Would be a good song About placenta, really. But I think Live lightning crashes

[30:00]Is more about placenta, I would say. He's back. He's back. He's back. All right, Russell, Rolling going. How's it going with you? But basically, All that touring Caused her to have A nervous breakdown. And so this album Was written During that nervous breakdown, About that nervous breakdown, And the frenetic energy Here on the album Is kind of reflective Of how she felt at the time. This album Was originally 406 On the original list. It got moved up. And a little connection To you guys, To all of us, This album is recorded Close to my hometown In Cannon Falls At Packaderm Studios. It is home of In Utero by Nirvana And also the greatest Live album of all time, Throwing Copper. What? Lightning crashes. Wow, that is a pull, Rob. Oh, my God. Or whatever.

[31:00]They asked Steve Albini, Who we heard, Do you recognize? We're Steve Albini coming from. Do you guys recognize that name? No. He produced... I'm reading about him In the Replacements book right now. He's from Chicago, though, right? Yeah, he produced The Pixies album That we've already listened to. They came out, So PJ Harvey comes out With this album in 93, Doesn't chart in the US. Fucking annoying. I was so mad I tipped him. I was like, God damn it. He was like, Hey, what's going on? I was like, He talked to us for, Like, five minutes. It was like four and a half minutes Too long. He's like putting us On his Instagram live, And I'm like, Please leave us the fuck alone. Like, this is not a reverse. He pulled a reverse live show on me. I came to see him do a live show. I'm not there to be in his live show. You know what I mean? Don't do that. He put the script on you. What if David Beckham Pulled a reverse live show With you and Scary Spice? A reverse live show Would be when

[32:00]The thunder crashes, A new mother dies, And then they play in reverse, And they come out And reverse it, And they show you How good they are at it. A normal thing That happens at concerts. The placenta stays on the table. It doesn't fall. That's right. Placenta pictures Never sent to my sister Is a joke. Jumps from the floor Up onto the table. Oh, right. Now, that would, You know what? Hey, somebody send me A YouTube video Of placenta going backwards. I'd watch that. Reverse live, The flying placenta show. It's like that Ninja Turtle Villain Krang, right? Oh. Yeah. When you want to hear About the rain Down in the mountain. But you're just too lazy. Is that Ninja Turtle This episode Or the last one? I don't know. The last one, I think. Shredder. Shredder. I gave the baby Nutrients, Shredder, And now I'm no longer needed, So I will fall to the floor. Shredder, what do I hear? It's a new mother crying.

[33:00]And that's the Krang live mashup That everybody's been looking for. You didn't know you needed. Russell, The, The number one Krang live mashup Podcast of all time. We're going to have to put that Right under our, Our write-up. That doesn't get us over 300 episodes, Downloads an episode? No. Right. There it is. We're never going to get there. If you would have said to me That we'd have two episodes In a row where we talk About the Krang people By Pulp. Now I noticed. That's the list, Russell. That's a good list. I noticed that you didn't have Any, Of, One of your favorite albums, The Dolphin's Lament, Which of course was Live's follow-up To The Throwing Copper. Oh, God. Okay. So. Somehow a song came up In some playlist And it was a live song From like 2000 And it was not good. What? It was not good. There definitely seems to be A lack of placentas

[34:00]Falling to the ground On that list. Yeah, very few. Hey, it's already, It's already a music podcast Tonight. Can I tell you this, Russell? When I was younger, I was fascinated with Calling 911 So much so that I called Them accidentally twice. Oh, no. Once when I was like eight And once when I was Nine. I was 26. And the one when I was 26 Was really embarrassing Because I was at my friend's Coffee shop. And so the police called back And he had to say, No, no, he made a mistake. And it was A pretty embarrassing time For me as an adult. What else was happening At that time? Oh, no, that was it. We were having kids. I mean, it was nothing. All right, listen. Okay. No more prank calls. You guys got me going crazy. I was having a kid. Completely embarrassing. Hey, this is a placenta. Colin, I just fell to the floor.

[35:00]Dude, that's live. You've talked before about this Packeter in this studio. This is where they recorded Lightning Crashes, That whole live album. The best live album ever, right? That was here too. The best live albums ever. Wow. I was just wondering Which one of those guys loved me. Okay. If it was all of them Or maybe just one of them alone. Now, here's the thing. Okay. I'm not going to tell you What the song is about. We were talking about that. That studio in Cannon Falls By where Rob grew up. I was looking at a few Of the other famous artists That played there. There was a couple of them That we had to talk about. We talked about live before Selling the drama Lightning Crashes, All those songs. Was that Throwing Copper? Is that the name of that one? Rob, I believe

[36:00]They might be Giants Might have recorded something there On your album from Tire Damage. I was reading that Was a live album, But I think they recorded Maybe Dr. Worm Or one of the songs On Tire Damage Was recorded there. Hey, guys. Dr. Worm is one Of my favorite songs. I don't know that This one was recorded there, But this was one of the only Originals on that album. If I'm correct. I don't know how I didn't date more In high school. I don't get it. I do know this song. Soul Asylum Recorded there. The Grave Dancers Union, Which has a few big hits, But I don't know that Those two songs, Black Gold or Runaway Train Were actually, They recorded there. They recorded a few studios, But one that I believe Was recorded there. We got to pull this one up Because we've got a lot Of hockey coaches And people that are into hockey Listening to this. The Gear Daddies, Billy's Live Bait. There was a hidden track

[37:00]At the end of this. I Want to Drive a Zamboni, I believe was recorded At that studio. We got to check that song out For our hockey coaches, right? Wow, Russell. Wow. Are you pulling all this Off the top of your head? I did some reading On that studio today. Wow. This song. God, did I hear this? A lot. You know why you heard it a lot? It's in three famous Hockey movies. Can you guys guess? We've heard PJ Harvey, Highway 61 Revisited. Oh, yeah. We've heard The Man in Me By The Clash, I believe. We've also talked about Mr. Tambourine Man By The Birds. Remember that jangle guitar We talked about A few months back? Oh, yeah, the jangle guitar. And then I have a special Shout out to Pearl Jam Who covered the song Masters of War. Oh. Interesting. I don't know if I've heard That one, but. I mean, Masters of War. I could hear Eddie

[38:00]Doing that one. All right. First song on the list From 1987. This was originally written For the Pat Garrett And Billy the Kid soundtrack. It's Guns N' Roses Knocking on heaven's door. What a great song. Yeah. A great version Of the song. This is such a good version. I was reading this Was on the B side Of Welcome to the Jungle On the 45. How epic Of a record is that? Get him excited And slow it down. Yes. The live one. The live one is fun too. There was a lot. Did you do it at Probably now wouldn't hold up Because they do like A live album. Was that on Rob Throwing copper? I think it was The Dolphins Lament. Oh. My favorite. You'll have that in your head Until the day you die. Recorded close to Rochester. All right. Next up on the list Is from 1965. Dylan recorded the original In 65. I'm faulty.

[39:00]I'm failing under pressure, guys. I would never Qualify for the Olympics. Kind of. We probably shouldn't Have a live show then. This is like a partially Live show. That's true. It's like a little bit live But not all the way live. My favorite live show Is when they were Doing their album The Dolphins Lament. My favorite live album. Lightning crashes. If you think We're going to do a live show And I'm not going to open With a song From Dolphins Lament, Cut. You don't know Rob very well. Which song will I open With from Dolphins Lament? Probably the titular track Which definitely is a song That's real. Excoriate the Order Led us to making this podcast. We are far from experts Who promised to almost Know. So there's some people That are such big deadheads That it's like, Like Russell, We should probably not Put in our description

[40:00]We're the number one Grateful Dead podcast Because we will get Vitriol from Thousands of people. If we just said, You know, We're an average Grateful Dead. Vitriol is good for ratings, Matt. Yeah, do we? Yeah. Do we think this is going to be A highly downloaded podcast then? But. Can you imagine old stoners Being mad at us On the computer? Crazy. I think there will be a few. But it's almost like There's, There's so many Such a popular jam. And like, I just, I'll never be able to Understand All of the nuances. They're, They're a live band That does albums As opposed to a Studio album That does live shows. And so I, I don't know. It's like, It's a, It's very intimidating to me To try to dive into the, The Grateful Dead, If that makes sense. Well, And I, You know, I, I do think we, We've talked about this before. Some of these bands Are just better live. And if you think about Some of my favorite live albums, Of course, I would say The Dolphin's Lament. I love Uncle John's Band And Sugar Magnolia. And I know almost nothing else. I think Uncle John's Band Would have been one That was on Russell's Winamp.

[41:00]So that's my, No, There, I think I had two on the Winamp. The one, My favorite, The song I know From the Grateful Dead And I'm not a, I don't know all the Grateful Dead stuff. I wouldn't be considered A dead head. That's beyond, Beyond my music knowledge. But my relationship Comes through Bill Walton. Bill Walton is probably One of the most famous Dead heads ever. He is. It's like, If you're a basketball fan, He was always, He was always talking About the Grateful Dead, But he for a while Had a show Where I think he would like Go through the U.S. And the song That played for his show, I don't remember What the TV show was, But they would play Truckin' Was like the theme show To his TV show That he had for a few years. So for me, The Grateful Dead Brings back Bill Walton. Throw it down, Big man, Throw it down. I cannot believe That your favorite Bill, Grateful Dead song Is not Any time of your life. Yeah, It's great. Jerry, Lil Primus,

[42:00]Jerry was a race car driver. Oh, Here we go. Google Dolls. Guys, Google Dolls, Only one. So man, You think of Google Dolls As soft? Well, Maybe you haven't listened To X-Bing. Put that one on quick. I don't remember that one. I think I skipped over that one. X-Games Volume 1. Yeah, You don't remember X-Games Volume 1. Now we're going to start The episode over. What are we going to do? We're never going to get finished. I knew this was a good voicemail. This video is weird. I like this. I don't remember this. Hey, Google Dolls, I'm glad we're, We effed one night. Okay. On my Navy, On my Navy blue sheets. Happened to be a notch In your bedpost. There's, I'm looking about the sixth one Down on your list there. There was the 20 worst Live performances of all time. We have to, We would have to put that In the tickler bank To come back. Joe, It's in the tickler file. You know what? You know what's not In the worst live performances Of all time? The Dolphins Lament.

[43:00]That's in the best. That's one of their best albums. A lot of people say that. One of them. I've heard a lot of people Say that. All right, Let me get through this quick. So number 30 was Singles. The movie Singles. It had, You know, Pearl Jam was on there, Smash Pumpkins, Paul Westerberg. Russell, Did you measure, This is a classic Upstairs roommate issue. Did you at any point Measure your ceilings Before you went out? So you had an idea Of how tall your ceilings were. No, I will take the blame for this. This is my fault. This is, I'm realizing. What a hero. Rob's a real tree guy. Matt, Are you a real tree guy? Are you a real tree guy or not? I forgot. You are. We're a real tree. See, Matt's got a different level Of patience than I do. Like a different level Of adulthood that It's probably why He's a great dad. I just do not have the patience For like doing that. I think this is my last year Of the live tree. And can I share with you guys

[44:00]My story of the live tree This year? Please. Now, You know, My, Of course, My favorite live tree Is the Dolphin's Lament. So, So, So, I get a laugh. I don't want to laugh at it. I don't. Under crashes. New mother cries. So, We go to Northeast Minneapolis On the other side Of the river. You go over like The third avenue bridge Or something like that That's in between The, The, The big famous bridge And the green belt sign Still there? Yeah, Somewhere over there. The gold bell sign? Yeah. Russell can't see the tree Is blocking the window. It's too wide. This is, So we, For talking about a phone book And they, And you know what? They were right. It is. They're made fun of. Aaron, Rolling going. How's it going with you? Yeah. I've got a couple of things. I've got,

[45:00]An update. I've got a lament And I need some advice. So, I want to celebrate. The dolphins? It's the dolphins. It's the dolphins. Dolphins are lamenting. No, It's the dolphins. Guys, Again, You're thinking of the, The hit song, Dolphins Cry. Oh, I guess I'll, Let me start with the lament Because maybe you guys, Maybe you guys remember this. I should have remembered this. I was a trivia on, On Tuesday night And the trivia question was, What band Has the all time Highest selling album? And I knew the answer And I let my team Talk me out of it. Say that again, Rob? Yeah, Eagles. Fucking Eagles. And I knew it And I let them talk me out of it. They're like, Well, It's gotta be the Beatles, Right? It has to be the Beatles. I was like, No, I'm pretty sure it's Eagles. I'm pretty sure. And I, Ah, You guys, I knew it. You know what, Aaron? It wouldn't be a trivia question If it was the Beatles. I know. It's a trivia question Because it's, It's Eagles. I know. And then, And then when she read the answer, She said the Eagles. And I was like, No,

[46:00]Not, Not, It's not the Eagles. It's just Eagles. But then, Oh my God, No one wanted to hear that. It is the Smashing Pumpkins. Yeah. Sir, One bonus point for you For being so smart Is what Aaron dreams As he gets thrown out Of the trivia For being annoying. Yeah. Aaron, It is time for you To quit that trivia team. They are fucking morons If they think. Voyager, This one I wrote Just fucking gorgeous Next to it. But you're right, Russell, Like it doesn't have the, The beginning is kind of hits. It's like the songs I know A little bit at least. Oh man, There's, It's kind of mood music. It's at soundscapes. Exactly. But it's not, It's not meant to be Album music, If that makes sense. Yeah. It's meant to be live music. It's meant to be Played live By the, By the group Kind of a thing.

[47:00]It's on an album So that it can sell And, And all that. And there's a, Go ahead. Well, It's, When you're listening To genres of music, Like this, And Matt, You're going to be so glad I interrupted you When you hear how this ends. I think when you're thinking About genres of music Like this, That where you're like, You know, I just, It's so much better. This kind of live music. I always, The album I always put on Is the Dolphins Lament. That's my favorite. We know it's not even The name of it. What's the real, I don't know. I don't know that album. What album is that? Can we pull that one up And hear a song out of that? Okay. Dolphins Lament, Of course, Is a song Off their album That I can't actually remember. I, This, See, Russell, I do think this is kind of fun. Would I ever tell my Alexa To play this song? No. But, This sounds like men at work. I love it. Wow. This next one Called Short Circuit. I mean, Aaron, Does this remind you?

[48:00]We're going to take the kids To go see the Avett Brothers On Friday. Wow. That's great. Now, John, If one thing Was just blown up At the state fair, Just a terrible tragedy, It just blew up, What would make you feel the worst? Like, If something disappeared From the state fair, What would be the worst thing For you to disappear? I don't know why I said blow up. That's kind of depressing. You know John's going to say That Princess K Of the Milky Way. He's buttered my toast. Honestly, So primarily, It's the food. That's what we go for. I love going to the free music stands And going to the Linies band shell. The West End Has a great bluegrass And folk music over there. But honestly, Guys, I'm addicted to, There's a corndog stand. Oh, yeah. This is one. And it's corndog, Not Bronto Pop, Corndog. It's right on the corner Across from the live birth And the all-you-can-drink milk stand. So if you're familiar With the area, Maybe you can play maps with this. But they have the greatest,

[49:00]Crispiest corndogs You'll ever have. Can you imagine A busier set of porta-potties Than what's by the live birth And free milk stand? If I was drinking All-you-can-drink milk, You know you're drinking Too much milk. And then you're watching Just live birth After live birth. That's going to get you Loosened up like crazy. My God. That's crazy. It would be crazy If you went by The live birth place And they were like, Lightning crashes. And you'd be like, Damn, I should have seen this coming. And look how much milk They're drinking. It makes a lot of sense. It's crazy how much milk They're drinking. Matt, what's your relationship With the state fair? I was 39 for 39. Okay. Sorry to tell you that. Thanks for coming, everybody. Thanks for coming To the live show. Yeah. Take your bartenders. Take your bartenders.

[50:00]We'll see you for our Next live show Down the road. Yeah. 100 episodes from now. We're going to be At some festival In Lakeville That everyone At the tech chain Talks about. But no one knows What all you're talking about. There's going to be Some big cars there For sure. Pronto, Pronto, Or something. Panel prod. Panel prod. Now for the closing act Of our live show. All right. Lightning crashes. A new mouth of crack. No, I'm not doing Dolphin's Lament. I know that's what You want to hear. They're going to love My cats. Hey. That would be a great clip. It would be. That's a good idea. You should put that In your queue, Rob. Hey how I would improve movies? I'm putting Waffle Band

[51:00]At the bottom Of my popcorn buckets. Can you imagine If a live show Ended like that? And then what? We just walk off? We just look At the crowd? ...least favorite Genre of hip hop, Which is like A song about How songs Aren't that great. You know what, though? Even great albums May have Not so great songs. But earlier, Matt was talking About how this Won the best album. Do you guys know That Lauryn Hill Won best album And best newcomer? And that has only Happened four Other times. In Grammy history, There's only been Four times Where someone Has won best album And best newcomer. So I'm going to Give you guys The list of the Four times That's happened. That's only happened Once with Frank Sinatra In my granny's history. She loved Frank Sinatra. All right. Granny. Is that a joke? Oh, no. What just happened? No.

[52:00]All right, let's start over. God damn it, guys. That was a good joke. It really was. That's powerful That you do that To me on purpose. So instead of Playing the list Bit, Rob has decided To make jokes instead. So we'll just skip His, we'll skip The soundbite. No, no, no. I'm sorry, Pine. I'll edit that out. Make me feel bad About a joke That was so good. It's all I have. Talk about grandmas. Wait till you get To mother-in-laws. Look out. So again, Four times Where it's been Best album And best newcomer. And the one is... Guys, can we have An episode Where we don't talk About a sextant? Please, I'll say it again. Rob, Roland, go on. How's it going with you? How's it going with you, Rob? I want to talk About the Grammy Controversy That we have Going on right now. Actually, you guys Might have forgotten This is actually A music podcast. Yeah.

[53:00]So this is a music podcast. So we're going to Get into the Grammys. Oh, did somebody say me? Wait, who is this? Somebody came out Of the Zoom call. Welcome back, Gringo. Wait, did we get Zoom-bombed? Hey, guys, I heard... Oh, wait, I lost The voice a little bit. I heard you. Somebody said Grammy. Oh, Granny, it's great To have you on the podcast. Wait, you're so much Boring. I'm engaging with Christine On this podcast. It's great to have you here, Granny. Thanks. Yeah, I like Listening to podcasts. You know, when I was younger, I used to date The Big Bopper. How'd he go for you? Did you give him The Chantilly Lace or not? I'd put on nipple clamps And he loved it. He thought it was great. Well, gotta go. I'll see you guys later. Wow, guys, that was weird Because somebody just Logged into the Zoom call And all that they said On the screen was Dirty Granny. We've got to get A password on that. Brandon. Brandon passed it on. Brandon from Minneapolis Passed it on. It seems like maybe Any time somebody Says the word Grammy, There's a chance That Dirty Granny Might log back in And have some Very short bits. All right. I mean, conversations.

[54:00]So this weekend, Grammy controversy. I don't know if you guys Were paying attention to me. Just kidding. I only give A's. All right. Now we have Party for Your Right to Fight. This is obviously On Wikipedia, They're talking about How they're talking About the Black Panther Party, Which obviously Fits in. But this is a take On the Beastie Boys, right? They're 86. License to Ill. It's kind of a play on that. I think there's Sam. I think a lot of their Scenes are plays On other stuff. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they're all Def Jams, but. All Def Jams, Rick Rubin's on the Producers and stuff like that. So do you think When they do this type of thing, Do they go get permission Or do they just do it? At the time, They didn't get permission. A little column A, A little column B. Yeah, it was a different thing. Like, they didn't have To get permission at the time. They just went for it. No, I'm literally Just talking about the title. I thought I was really smart By pointing that out, But I think everyone else Has figured that out Since the beginning of time. I think the first caveman Ever was like,

[55:00]Party for your right to fight. Very similar to party. Okay. In your headphones. The caveman character Is not going to take off. I'm going to write that down. Well, maybe we need to invite The granny caveman next week. Can somebody say my name? I'm Granny. I had two nights With Marv Alberts. I bit the shit out of him. Okay, got to go, Marv. I can't believe that Granny got. That A, Granny got back In the Zoom column. B, that her voice changed. It changed drastically, I think, from the first time. I'm going to have to work On that voice, Granny. All right. Party for your right to fight. Wow, what an interesting title. You know what I think of As the Beastie Boys. Oh that right there, You can hear it In your headphones. It's just. But this is the crazy one In headphones Because you have Chuck In one ear And Flav in the other ear. They went full on With the stereo panning On this one And it blows your mind. Matt can pull a Russell And have one drop off And just listen to the one side If he wants. It's crazy. If you listen to this In headphones, It'll freak you out

[56:00]For a whole day. I'm pretty sure The hidden track Is where they introduce Santa Claus, right? We already did it. See you later. But check out the last song On the album. Still one of the best songs On this whole list. And next up, We've got Kanye West, My Dark Twisted Fantasy. And I've got a little secret For you guys. I have listened to Zero Kanye songs In my whole life. Wow, zero in your whole life? Oh, this is going to be fun. I have never, If they're not with Def Punk, I have not listened to them. They are not there. It's going to be a fun ride. Which is a wild statement. So this is, This is, This is going to be wild. Thank you for listening To Beck Did It Better. The one person Who's still listening Is probably Russ Listening for edits. All right. When you want to hear About the greatest Albums of all time. But you're just too lazy To look it up online. This song fucking rocks.

[57:00]If you want to hear Four guys who chat And then they get off track. You gotta run. I've got the perfect podcast For you, Jack. Beck Did It Better. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta get a voicemail From Granny And here's, Here's what it sounded like. Fact check. The song about sweat Dripping off my balls Is by Little John And the East Side Boys. Not the Ying Yang Twins Or the Bad Boys. Granny with, That was such a callback. Granny dropping science. Granny dropping knowledge. Glad we cleared that up. That was a callback so far. They use a rotary phone To pick that fucker up. Holy cow. Nice job, Russ. All right. I mean, I was just going to say. I don't think I would have listened To this album If we hadn't been Done this list. So it's, I don't know If I'll come back to it, But I did enjoy it

[58:00]And I'll end By just saying, Yeah, Rolling, Rolling boned. It should be, Have a higher number, Which means it's lower On the list On December 24th here. Excuse me, It's midnight. It's midnight here, So it's actually the 20, December 28th. Temperature has dropped Below zero. Oh, shucks. It's dropped below zero here. Now, I did forget to mention One thing. This was nominated For best album of the year. It didn't win. Alternative album? Yeah, It did win Best alternative album Of the year And that's when It won a granny. Did you say me? Oh, guys, She's back. So you, Is she given a rating? I don't have a rating, But I heard you were Talking about VR. I've used VR goggles. I stick them up my a**, Gotta go, Bye. Oh, granny. So dirty. Almost made it. What's that? That's like, You guys ever play that game, What's Cards Against Humanity And some people They try to say Like the clever thing And some people just say The dirtiest thing They can say. Rob just show that

[59:00]He is the dirtiest guy At the table When it comes to I was just going to say Find a man who can do both. You guys know what I'm talking about? All right. So my rating for this album Is on this document And I'm scrolling up And down looking for it. All right. It is a rolling Internet chat room. This was the first album That you could talk about online. I think that's a big reason Why it's so divisive Is like It's like, It's like, It's like, It's like, It's like, It's like, It's like, It's like, It's like, This came out. It was when everybody Guys ASL. Am I right? Everyone was chatting In the two thousands. We love ASL. Okay. Age, sex, location. That's okay. You guys don't. Okay. So back to VR. See you guys later. We're just ASS. All right. So this is the point Of the podcast. I'm glad nobody makes it To the end, But that is my rating. So thanks for listening To what I say, guys. And not just making fun of me. The next album we have Coming up is Guess what? Born to run. I think Rosie going down

[1:00:00]To St. Louis To meet that girl. What was that story again? He did something like that. Anyway, we don't have time. So here's the thing, Right? Is that she works At the Mustang ranch And she is now going To tell us that perks That you get If you go and take And she is a sex worker, You can pay her And do sexual things With her. But the Mustang ranch Also has other Like perks For their members. And Russell, I was thinking maybe We could watch this. You could tell your brother About it. See if any of these Would fit into Cole's resort. I think that would be a good Thing. Can I ask you a real question? So you're Rob's got this Video up of a woman. She's sitting here. Looks like she's Wearing a bathrobe. How would you feel About like going to The ranch and And they're wearing Like a bath? Like it's like a grandma Bathrobe. Well, no, wait a minute. Look at that bathrobe. Is it a dirty grandma? I is it a dirty grandma? Excuse me. Are you one of those Dirty grandmas? They never say yes to that. They always say no.

[1:01:00]Rob, I think my phone's Ringing. I think my phone's ringing. This always goes well. Hello. This is who is this? This is dirty. Hey, Russell. This is dirty grandma. I remember this bit Now a little bit more. I've been thinking about you. Do you want to come out To my ranch level? Oh, God. I'll give you a hint, Russell. My house is a two door. Two door. We can do butt stuff If you want, Russell. Make delicious. Cookies. And I also have one Of those sex machines, But like the weird ones You see online Where you're like, Where would you even store that When it's not being used? Like there's some That have like, There's like gears. There's like pneumatic things. You're like, who is into this? You know, Watches the most hates this stuff.

[1:02:00]It's not good. Who watches this? Hey, Russell, How you doing? Guess who this is? Dirty grandma. Oh, Russell. Hey, Russell. There's another call On the line. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hey, baby. Hey, baby. Russell, tell me again. How are you getting up To Kohl's Resort, baby? I'm flying first class, baby. Oh, baby. I highly recommend it. I think that's great, Russell. Nothing could possibly go wrong On one of those. Well, I got to go. Don't get the vaccine. Bye, Russell. This is me and his dirty grandma. I also got to go. Dirty granny. But if you need a shot, Come over and see me And we can do butt stuff. Is that the bit? I feel like that wasn't The bit before. Okay, bye, Russell. Russell, can we? The butt stuff is a new Thing. That's the new Dirty grandma canon, Which is a search term For later. We didn't even get to Russell. A long voicemail

[1:03:00]That Rob cut out Of an original Beatles episode. We have dirty granny Versus Emerson. Emerson. Wow. Dirty granny. Dirty granny versus Emerson. Two members of Rob's family Pitted against one another. That's a funny joke. You know how hard it was To get them to put Dirty granny on the tombstone? Yeah. They would not put Dirty granny on the tombstone. Okay. I think that'd be A good tombstone, Wouldn't it? If it just said Rob. Here lies Rob. Dirty granny. I think everybody Would get a good laugh. It's kind of like The Larry David Curb Your Enthusiasm Beloved C word As Aaron would put it. Oh, no. Oh, that would be A good one. Chocolate? I'll tell you what. I am going to go Emerson or dirty granny, Rob.

[1:04:00]Who's to go? I got to go with Emerson. I got to go with Emerson. He is a real person And it wouldn't just be Maybe somebody On this podcast Talking the whole time Both as Rob And dirty granny. Hey, Rob and dirty granny, By the way, Very different. Not the same people at all. All right. Next up is a battle Of Jeff from Apple Valley. Vanilla pudding Layering in Fresh Chantilly cream. Oh, Isn't the word Chantilly Make you think of That old Big Bopper song? Oh, Megan Markle. Even Megan Markle Is a huge fan Of the Big Bopper. Yes. Huge fan. Can you believe it? Hello. Can you believe That a caller Would know Dutch is nuts, right, Rob? What I want to hear so bad. Hello. Hello. Hey, baby. It's me, the Big Bopper, baby. My wife is still awake And she's just got, I mean, Rob's wife is still awake And I'm sure she can hear

[1:05:00]The Big Bopper. This is always the bit That gets her so bad, baby. But I've realized, baby, That lately When I've been calling in, I've been talking a lot About plane crashes, baby. That's not cool anymore. So instead, What I'm going to talk about Was the original Big Bopper. The whole Big Bopper bit. The fact that I love pennies. That was one thing About the Big Bopper. Chantilly Lays Stick it in my face. Chantilly Cream. Chantilly Cream Make me, That rhymes with cream. It's right there. What rhymes with cream, baby? But, baby, The main reason I called you, baby, Is I have somebody else here Who wants to talk to you, baby. We got a guest. Yeah, it's in my, It's in this, It's in this special heaven For people who died In motor vehicle accidents. Let's bring her on right now. Oh, no, it's me. It's Princess Diana, mate. Oh, I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. Mate. I just wanted to say, I just wanted to say that Prince Charles was very good At going down on me Because his big teeth, It was like, It was like, It was like,

[1:06:00]It was bleeding. It was like a xylophone Was being rubbed Because it was crazy. Isn't he the king now? Oh, yeah. I've been out. I've been dead airing For a long time. Jesus. I was with my Friend Playing a dodie In a car And we were going so fast And then Something happened And I can't remember And I woke up here With the big bopper And I'm starting to sound A lot like another character But I can't remember Who it was. Dirty granny. How do you feel about your, Your, Your, Is that what your daughter-in-law Is now a big fan Of the big bopper And chantilly lace? What are your thoughts On that, Di? Can I just tell you, Can I, Do I want to give me daughter A taste of me nooks? And you know why? I watched your Netflix show. It was terrible. It was awful. And you know what else She was doing for a while? This is the lowest of the low And I can't believe That any member of the crown Would ever want to do this. You know what she was doing For a little bit? What's that? She had a podcast. Oh, the worst. She had a podcast. It's the lowest form

[1:07:00]Of entertainment. Any dumb fuck Could start a podcast. And you know what the rumor Is about Meghan Markle? Let's hear the rumor. She's also on a podcast. The rumor is that She didn't actually do The podcast And somebody Else interviewed the people And then they put Her voice in later Like Space Ghost. Isn't that strange? Isn't that weird Even for Meghan Markle? Meghan Markle. All I'm saying Is are you concerned About the future Of British products Like Marmalade And Paddington Bear Given the current state Of economic affairs? Oh. Yeah. You know what? Actually, I think it's important That a government Takes care of Its own country first. And that's why I think I'm coming out To say right now That me, Princess Diana, I'm a big Donald Trump fan. He told us There was going to be A little pain With these tariffs And I think we're Doing fine, actually. We can't. We can't. Russell, I'm dead, mate.

[1:08:00]Why would you not Want to talk to me? All right, Princess Diana, You actually have to go. Goodbye. Okay, so we're going to Find that harp sound effect That gets you out of here. Goodbye from the bopper. You can't find The harp sound effect. I can't go. All right, I'm going to go. I'm going to get in my car And drive away. Driving this time, It's actually fine. All right, thank you. That'll be the last time I ever get a text From someone With something about the podcast And suggest that They should vex it. I think probably, What do you think, Sex positions? Four, max? Like when we were, There was three TV, Do you think the number Of TV stations And the number Of sex positions Has kept pace with each other? What do you think The four are, Rob? Tell me your four. Well, you got to go missionary. Okay. Why don't we call Dirty Granny an asker? Then you have to go. What do we call Dirty Granny? No, Dirty Granny Is a little bit too loud. Forever, Rob. Yeah, you better call her. Call her up. Call her up. I did not see this.

[1:09:00]I have to say it. Do you remember The number, Russ? Put the number up So we can call. 277 Beck. You had to let it ring twice. Going to my mind palace To remember the voice. Hello. Mind palace. Hello, this is Dirty Granny. I heard you have A question for me. Thanks for calling in. What's the question? Well, no, I think you have A question for me. Aaron, what's the question For Dirty Granny? I'm not asking this. Before talking About television, How many sex positions Were there? Oh, my God. And were there More or less Since the advent Of television? I just have to say this. Aaron's been texting me Questions about sex positions For the last two weeks Every day straight. That's crazy. Okay? I've told you All there is to know. It's true, though. Back then, We just didn't have As many sex positions now. I would think people Would have more Because they didn't Spend their time Watching television. Reverse cowgirl? No. Your grandparents Were not doing Reverse cowgirl. There's no way. Amazon, Where the guy Puts his legs way up And the girl sits on top And it's like the girl's on top.

[1:10:00]Aaron knows What I'm talking about. He knows That it was a position. That's an advanced position. I don't even know How you do it. My hamstrings Couldn't do it. Who said that? We had, of course, Missionary. Okay? That's one. We had, If you're going crazy, Female on top. That's it? Only two? No. If it was a person That you just met At like a wedding, Wharf, We did have a move That we called The gentleman's butt fuck, Which of course Is doggy style. It's what they call Doggy style. That's what they call Doggy style. Granny, What about the Disrespectful doggy style Is more disrespectful. We need a better name. Are you meeting at a wharf? Granny, What about Hands stuck in the clothesline? Hey, Can I tell you A new stand-up bit I thought about? Let's hear it. Why are the only two Monas that I know about Mona from Who's the Boss And the Mona Lisa?

[1:11:00]Those are two crazy Different people. They are. Oh, Mona, You stuck out here In the Oh, my gosh, You got twisted up With those lines And nobody from the house Can see Because the sheets are out. Oh, my gosh. Oh, yeah, That's my Dodie Danzen Precious dirty granny. Okay, So if you have that In your bingo card, You can check that off. So what was the question? Oh, And the last one Was just eating ass. A lot of people Don't realize What we were doing Back then. Okay, so. All right, Well, I gotta go. I'll see you guys Later. See you dirty. See you at the wharf. Yep. That didn't teach you A lesson about Calling into the back line. I don't know what will. Listen, Skewing older, You're talking about This list skewing older, Man, That sounds a lot Like Russell. Listen, Aaron, I know what you're thinking. That has to be The only Iron Lung song That exists At radio. Hold on, Hold up, Hold up, Hold up, What's that? So I googled

[1:12:00]Cruel Intentions To find what the name Of that movie was And it also pulled up The following movies. Okay. Cruel Intentions 2. Yes. Cruel Intentions 3. No. Fear, Which Rob just brought up. Thank you. Thank you. And Wild Things. We're all Wild Things. The number of, I bet the number of guys Who jerked off together To Wild Things. It just doesn't need To be said. You just have to say Wild Things and move on. It just doesn't need To be said. Great. Like, Today's youth Could never comprehend Wild Things. You just couldn't do it. You couldn't, When you go to a sleepover And they've rented Wild Things, You're just like, What would be the, I'm going to be Sleeping good For the next week. There was no internet. I'll tell you that. I'm going to be going To bed at 8.30 this week. Or there was, But it was very. Rob, What would the, What would the equivalent Of Wild Things be Like back in Dirty Granny's days? Like, What would that fit? What would that Silent film have been? You would have, You would have, I'm trying to think Of attractive women

[1:13:00]From back then. You would have the woman That the gorilla grabbed. Bridget Bardo. Yeah. You would have Fannie Mae And Bridget Bardo In a pool, Russell, And they're kissing each other. Think about that. Hey, But they're wearing Those big swimsuits. Is that how they were Like the huge swimsuits? Wasn't it? Yeah, That was Wild Things, Wasn't it? What? Listen, I know what you guys Are thinking. That last song, Iron Lung. That's got to be. Thank you. Nailed it. When you want to hear About the greatest Alicia Huckies. Rob, Were you a big diary guy Back in the day? Like, Did you have a little Book block on it At some point? Do you have any entries You can read to us? My diary was huge. Okay. What if, What if, What if Dirty Granny Had a diary? What would she have wrote In her last, Her last post? That'd be crazy. I mean, Dirty Granny Had a diary? Dear diary.

[1:14:00]Hello? Hello? This letter Is to my husband. Yes. Who's away Fighting in the war. Yes. I have enjoyed Making love to you In both the positions That currently exist. Missionary And of course The gentleman's ballroom. I miss you. I miss you. And I want to see You come back soon. Did you ever read that? Who was the author, By the way, Who wrote the dirtiest Love letters? Did you guys ever read that one? James Joyce. Yeah. It's all hidden. It's about how the ladies. I'm not going to tell you What he zooms in on, But I'll tell you right now. It's not that erotic. If you put it on a cake, It would not be An erotic cake. Okay. So that's it. That's me. That's Dirty Granny Signed. Dirty. Well, I suppose that's it. I suppose that's it. I suppose that's it. At that time, He was just Dirty Wife. You know what I mean? It's like,

[1:15:00]Because he wasn't a granny At the time. He did have kids. It's time to say Goodbye. Your gentleman's Butt ramp got me pregnant. Oh, my God. Russell, How about this For an idea for sure? It's not surprising It batted 275 With 300 home runs, So that makes sense. There's a Grammy Hall of Fame? What the hell? You've already got a Grammy. No, no, no. I said Grammy, Not Granny, Aaron. You're on your computer. You're typing it in. Don't. Isn't the Grammy The Hall of Fame itself? You already won the award. What if you found out Your grandmother Didn't make it Into the Grammy Hall of Fame? Would that be such a bummer? You know what I mean? Yeah, right. Like, come on. Especially if she didn't Make the vote Because she didn't get To the requisite 5% In her first year Because she was a juicer. Oh, no. She was out there Doing BEDs. She had blood on her sock. She was having Like Metamucil

[1:16:00]Or something like that. Rob, Who's on your Granny Mount Rushmore? Oh, okay. My Granny Mount Rushmore. Well, I think one spot Does have to be taken up By the Golden Girls, right? I think all four of them. You got Estelle Getty, The other ones. Those old ladies, They are definitely Up there on the Granny Mount Rushmore. I would say another. Can I have a nomination? Yes. I'd like to nominate The grandma from Happy Gilmore. Yep. My fingers hurt. Is she the same? Isn't that the same lady Who's also in The Wedding Singer? Because then she could get One spot. No, I was going to say The lady with the meatballs. Yeah. I'd love to see you Eat them. That's my favorite part. I found myself The other day Saying to the girls, I was making them Sloppy Joes. So, of course, I kept telling them Over and over, I'll make them Extra sloppy. I know you kids Like them sloppy. And they're like, What does that do? And I'm like, I don't even know anymore. It's Billy Madison. Billy Madison. Billy Madison. I would say another Granny is the granny. Sloppy Joe. Sloppy Joe. Right? The granny from Something About Mary Where you see her boobs

[1:17:00]They're really low. That made me laugh Like crazy. That was a great Granny bit. The last one, I know the last one. What's the last one? Mona. Mona. And folks, That's your granny. She's technically a grandma. Hall of Fame. To all those Grannies out there, We salute you. Yulfs. We salute you. Stop saying Yulfs, Russell. I'm saluting the Grannies out there. Jesus Christ. When you want to hear About the greatest Albums of all time, But you're just too lazy To look it up online. If you want to hear From guys who Chat and then They get off track, I've got the perfect Podcast for you, Jack. Jack did it better.