Madonna: The Immaculate Collection (1990)

[00:00]best way to do it is

[00:01]on the minute

[00:02]oh black Betty

[00:05]10 cents and 5 on the minute

[00:08]stop talking over the gong Rob

[00:11]can we clear it up one more time

[00:12]oh black Betty

[00:15]in

[00:16]2020 four friends decided to listen to

[00:19]every one of the greatest 500 albums

[00:20]Rob's recording from his sister's basement

[00:22]next to the gong

[00:23]my wifi is no good

[00:28]why is that

[00:28]going in and out

[00:29]this resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music

[00:32]excoriated the order and led us to make it this podcast

[00:35]we are far from experts we promise to do

[00:37]almost no research all opinions are

[00:39]our own unless you disagree

[00:40]please sit back and enjoy

[00:42]Beck did it better

[00:44]we are all the way up to album 139

[00:47]thank god we are almost out of the 130s

[00:49]I am sick of the 130s I don't know what it's

[00:51]been the last nine weeks it's driving me crazy

[00:53]and from

[00:54]1990

[00:55]okay

[00:57]it's Madonna with the immaculate

[00:59]collection

[01:00]in cue sound

[01:02]I'm telling you

[01:04]I don't want to spoil the end of this

[01:07]but I think the cue sound is what I love

[01:09]when I keep talking about how I love some recordings

[01:11]and I don't I think I love cue sound

[01:13]I listened to it and I was like yup this is it

[01:15]this is the shit

[01:16]we found the cue spot

[01:18]looking for a whole life we found it

[01:21]I didn't think that was real

[01:22]I heard it wasn't real

[01:23]it's a myth

[01:24]it's a hit or miss

[01:27]alright so here's the deal

[01:28]Rob told me that in Vegas

[01:30]that if he lays on the bed a certain way

[01:32]you can find it

[01:33]you gotta have the right bed

[01:35]one time I sat down in my car wrong

[01:39]and it

[01:40]I was like oh there it is

[01:45]there it is

[01:46]I went to the detail guy

[01:49]he's like what

[01:50]I was like just listen

[01:52]listen guys radio

[01:54]listen we're gonna get into the radio

[01:57]bit here let's

[01:58]let's just

[01:59]let's just actually act like this is cool

[02:01]and it's actually fun for Rob

[02:03]this is not a bit

[02:05]this is a real radio station of course

[02:07]it is 69.9 KROB

[02:09]K-R-O-B

[02:10]let's turn it on right now

[02:12]welcome to KROB

[02:13]K-R-O-B

[02:14]you know sometimes you just need a joke

[02:16]that you can always pull out

[02:18]oh yeah

[02:19]some episodes are just a mess

[02:23]sometimes the jokes are few

[02:26]you know sometimes the jokes are few

[02:27]you know sometimes the jokes are few

[02:27]remember that

[02:28]it's actually really hard to come up

[02:32]with bits that are brand new

[02:34]could repeat

[02:37]jokes about feet

[02:39]it's been done

[02:41]but I look like a jerk

[02:44]but I've always got

[02:46]yeah I've always got

[02:51]a joke that works

[02:53]oh here we go

[02:54]I'll talk about jerks

[02:57]it makes Aaron laugh

[03:02]every time

[03:03]I'll talk about jerking

[03:06]it's all that I can

[03:10]improvise

[03:12]I'll say auto-erotic

[03:14]or it's beat the beat

[03:18]maybe today

[03:22]I'll switch it up

[03:24]I'll say that I am in heat

[03:27]monkey spank

[03:29]cheeky wank

[03:31]pocket fool

[03:33]or I hammer my tool

[03:36]I'm not trying to be gross

[03:38]but it's the only joke

[03:43]that I know

[03:46]I'll talk about jerking

[03:50]it will never get old

[03:55]I'll talk about jerking

[03:57]I think I've mentioned it

[04:02]on each episode

[04:04]get out of hot load

[04:18]when you want to hear about

[04:21]the greatest albums of all time

[04:23]you're getting better at this Rob

[04:24]you're getting better

[04:25]I like that one

[04:25]Rob you're too good

[04:27]you're a science teacher

[04:28]what is the temperature

[04:29]of a hot load

[04:29]is it 98.6

[04:30]or what is it

[04:31]69.6

[04:33]you're way hotter

[04:34]you think it's higher than 98.6

[04:36]yeah it's almost boiling

[04:37]you think so

[04:38]it's 212

[04:39]it seems better

[04:41]you know

[04:42]speed causes

[04:44]heat

[04:45]that's true

[04:46]friction

[04:46]velocity

[04:48]velocity

[04:50]all I know is that

[04:51]it goes from so hot

[04:51]to so cold so quickly

[04:53]it's very strange

[04:53]oh wow

[04:54]here's the deal

[04:56]now listen I

[04:57]I forgot to mention

[04:57]I did have to record that

[04:59]in front of my family today

[05:00]so I was just sitting here

[05:02]wailing away

[05:03]as my kids were listening

[05:04]wailing away

[05:05]so I just want to

[05:06]I just

[05:07]yeah

[05:07]I'm flailing away

[05:08]I am

[05:08]I am singing very loudly

[05:10]when I do that

[05:10]I just want you to picture

[05:11]were you lying down

[05:12]when you sang that

[05:12]or were you standing up

[05:13]all the bananas

[05:16]I ate yesterday's episode

[05:17]I'm fine

[05:18]listen I

[05:19]here's the deal

[05:20]is that

[05:21]you have to picture

[05:22]just imagine

[05:22]if you saw

[05:23]your parents

[05:24]like singing that song

[05:26]into a microphone

[05:26]I mean like

[05:27]it's for a thing I do

[05:28]you'd be like

[05:29]what is this

[05:30]and smiling about

[05:31]smiling every

[05:32]and going back

[05:35]and be like

[05:35]yeah

[05:36]yeah

[05:36]going back

[05:37]I think it's really appropriate

[05:39]I think

[05:39]of all the artists

[05:40]we've done

[05:41]I think Madonna

[05:42]would definitely approve

[05:43]of some self love

[05:43]so I think it works

[05:44]that's true

[05:45]Aaron

[05:46]affirmation

[05:47]Aaron you're right

[05:48]we gotta make this

[05:49]a quick episode

[05:49]here's the deal

[05:50]let's talk about it

[05:52]I've got

[05:53]four guys

[05:53]this is Beck Did It Better

[05:54]we talk about

[05:55]the Rolling Stone

[05:55]top 500 list

[05:56]and we don't talk

[05:57]about the album

[05:58]mostly it's just the list

[05:59]and I've got

[06:00]four guys here

[06:01]who didn't know

[06:01]the star of Dick Tracy

[06:02]was a singer as well

[06:03]I've got Matt

[06:05]in Minneapolis

[06:05]Matt how are you doing

[06:06]Warren Beatty

[06:07]what's his album

[06:08]good Rob

[06:09]you know

[06:10]there's a borderline

[06:12]you keep taking

[06:13]shots at Aaron

[06:14]yep

[06:14]you just keep pushing

[06:15]that feet thing

[06:16]over the borderline

[06:17]my friend

[06:17]borderline

[06:20]that song is so good

[06:21]I just want to say

[06:22]that right now

[06:22]it's the best

[06:23]it's the best

[06:24]Madonna song

[06:25]oh wow

[06:25]pound for pound

[06:26]it's the best

[06:26]Madonna song

[06:27]wow

[06:27]we're already

[06:28]into the music

[06:29]this is great

[06:29]that take is hotter

[06:31]than a hot load

[06:32]right there

[06:32]that's over 98.6

[06:34]for sure

[06:34]that cannot

[06:35]be the joke

[06:36]this week

[06:36]cannot be

[06:37]you started

[06:38]the episode this way

[06:40]listen

[06:41]what else would it be

[06:42]I

[06:42]I think you set it up

[06:44]on a tee Rob

[06:45]I think it was your fault

[06:46]the best Madonna song

[06:47]is not even on

[06:49]this album

[06:49]in my opinion

[06:50]okay

[06:51]little teaser

[06:51]came out later

[06:52]don't cry for me

[06:54]Argentina

[06:55]it's used to be

[06:56]my playground

[06:57]oh god

[06:58]Russell

[06:59]I gotta get out of this

[07:00]Russell

[07:01]Minnesota

[07:01]how are you doing

[07:02]Rob

[07:03]some of our listeners

[07:04]kiss me

[07:05]some of our listeners

[07:06]hug me

[07:06]I think they're okay

[07:08]but if they're still

[07:10]sorry I ate the carrot cake

[07:11]I just walk away

[07:12]they can beg

[07:13]and they can plead

[07:14]but they can't understand

[07:15]what I did that night

[07:17]because the man

[07:18]who was generous enough

[07:19]to save half the cheesecake

[07:20]is always

[07:21]Mr. Right

[07:22]oh

[07:22]Russell

[07:25]poet

[07:25]you didn't even

[07:26]know us

[07:26]you're living

[07:26]in a material world

[07:27]for sure

[07:28]material girl

[07:30]Aaron

[07:31]and Aaron

[07:31]you know

[07:32]Aaron

[07:33]it's funny

[07:33]this album

[07:34]is named

[07:34]Immaculate

[07:35]Collection

[07:36]because of course

[07:37]it's kind of

[07:37]talking about

[07:38]her relationship

[07:38]with the church

[07:39]and Catholicism

[07:40]in general

[07:40]and kind of

[07:41]play on words

[07:42]for the Immaculate

[07:43]Conception

[07:44]of course

[07:44]now did you know

[07:45]Aaron

[07:45]that my wife

[07:46]and I

[07:46]actually had

[07:47]an Immaculate

[07:47]Conception

[07:48]and that's

[07:49]because she was

[07:50]impregnated

[07:50]by both

[07:51]Franco Harris

[07:52]and Terry Bradshaw

[07:53]a lot of people

[07:53]don't realize that

[07:54]I got Aaron

[07:56]in California

[07:56]Aaron how are you doing

[07:57]that hot load

[07:57]bounced off

[07:58]someone's helmet

[07:59]and right into

[08:00]a touchdown

[08:00]huh

[08:01]I bet somewhere

[08:02]Joe and Woodbury

[08:03]is about probably

[08:04]the only one

[08:04]laughing at that joke

[08:05]only Frenchy Fuqua

[08:06]knows what really

[08:07]happened

[08:07]Rob I'm just

[08:08]waiting for you

[08:09]to justify my love

[08:10]let's talk about

[08:10]the Immaculate

[08:11]Collection

[08:11]Aaron picks

[08:13]a deep cut

[08:14]off his album

[08:15]so

[08:17]well

[08:17]so

[08:18]what are we gonna do

[08:19]let's just get into

[08:19]the voicemail

[08:20]I don't know why

[08:20]I'm so good

[08:21]I want to talk

[08:21]about this album

[08:22]what are we doing

[08:22]well I want to talk

[08:23]about this album

[08:23]because it's like

[08:24]is it really even

[08:25]just a greatest

[08:25]hits but we're

[08:26]not gonna do that

[08:26]right now

[08:27]let's start

[08:27]let's start

[08:28]the album first

[08:29]let's go backwards

[08:29]let's mix it up

[08:30]a little

[08:31]let's go reverse

[08:33]cowgirl

[08:33]Russ

[08:35]Russ says this

[08:37]Russ these guys

[08:38]want to do the album

[08:39]first tonight

[08:40]let's do it

[08:41]yeah

[08:42]let's get right into it

[08:43]because I do

[08:43]I do want to talk

[08:44]about the album

[08:44]so we're gonna save

[08:45]oh my god

[08:46]we're gonna save

[08:47]the voicemail

[08:47]for the end

[08:47]hold on

[08:48]that means I gotta

[08:49]start mixing my drink

[08:50]much earlier than

[08:51]uh oh

[08:52]uh oh

[08:54]uh oh

[08:55]he's heating up

[08:58]a load in the microwave

[08:59]this is

[08:59]I don't know

[08:59]what this is

[09:00]here's the thing

[09:01]so let's talk about

[09:02]Immaculate Conception

[09:03]1990 Madonna

[09:04]just got tape

[09:05]and it says load

[09:06]on the side

[09:06]of the

[09:07]this album

[09:09]is a greatest

[09:11]hits compilation

[09:12]right

[09:13]but it's in

[09:14]chronological order

[09:15]which I actually

[09:15]really enjoyed

[09:16]because it was

[09:16]kind of fun

[09:17]to hear the evolution

[09:18]of Madonna

[09:18]as we went

[09:19]and as we go

[09:19]I'll tell you

[09:20]what album

[09:20]each song is on

[09:21]there's not that many

[09:22]but first I want to

[09:23]talk to you a little

[09:24]bit about Madonna

[09:24]Madonna

[09:25]we talked about

[09:26]a juggernaut

[09:27]last week with Adele

[09:28]Madonna is

[09:29]a juggernaut

[09:30]of the 80s

[09:31]90s

[09:32]Madonna's the

[09:33]best-selling

[09:34]female artist

[09:34]of all time

[09:36]the best

[09:36]okay

[09:37]she is the

[09:38]like better than

[09:39]just like the

[09:39]in the UK

[09:40]in 2011

[09:41]or something like that

[09:43]so better than that

[09:43]is what you're saying

[09:44]are you

[09:46]are you criticizing

[09:47]my research

[09:48]last week

[09:49]oh my god

[09:50]I'll never turn

[09:51]on myself

[09:52]man I have

[09:52]lots of self-love

[09:53]she is

[09:55]the

[09:55]not female

[09:56]she is the

[09:56]most successful

[09:57]solo artist

[09:58]ever

[09:59]on the Billboard

[09:59]Top 100

[10:00]whoa

[10:01]higher than

[10:01]Michael Jackson

[10:02]everybody

[10:03]okay

[10:04]Elvis

[10:04]all of them

[10:05]she has

[10:06]she's made

[10:07]1.5 billion dollars

[10:08]on her tours

[10:09]which is number

[10:10]one for females

[10:11]Madonna

[10:12]did her first

[10:13]album in 1983

[10:14]and on her

[10:15]first album

[10:16]she had two

[10:16]top 10 singles

[10:17]I mean just

[10:18]right off the bat

[10:19]just huge hits

[10:20]right off the bat

[10:20]never looking back

[10:21]True Blue in 86

[10:23]has five

[10:24]number one

[10:24]singles

[10:25]and her first

[10:25]album is

[10:26]self

[10:26]title

[10:27]it's eponymous

[10:28]yeah

[10:28]yeah

[10:29]it's

[10:30]and then

[10:31]Like a Prayer

[10:32]title

[10:32]Like a Prayer

[10:34]is a number one

[10:34]album

[10:35]on the Billboard

[10:35]and has two

[10:36]number two

[10:37]singles

[10:37]and it's the

[10:38]best-selling

[10:39]this album

[10:40]became the

[10:40]best-selling

[10:40]compilation album

[10:41]by a solo

[10:42]artist in

[10:42]history

[10:43]there is no

[10:43]compilation album

[10:44]that's better

[10:44]selling

[10:45]I guess

[10:45]better than

[10:46]Bob Marley

[10:46]I guess

[10:47]is this above

[10:48]legend

[10:48]I don't know

[10:49]yeah

[10:50]and then

[10:52]but we promised

[10:54]to do no

[10:54]research

[10:55]so we'll

[10:55]just

[10:56]Magic Mike 69

[10:57]can call in

[10:58]and correct us

[10:59]so this is

[11:00]the first

[11:01]so this is

[11:01]like I said

[11:02]this is

[11:02]what you talked

[11:03]about earlier

[11:03]this is the

[11:03]first album

[11:04]to use this

[11:04]cue sound

[11:05]which is

[11:05]supposed to

[11:06]make music

[11:07]sound more

[11:07]3D

[11:08]on regular

[11:08]stereos

[11:09]and is it

[11:10]a greatest

[11:11]hits album

[11:11]or not

[11:13]because they

[11:13]did add

[11:13]two songs

[11:14]at the end

[11:14]that were

[11:14]brand new

[11:15]I know

[11:17]they kind of

[11:18]tried to

[11:19]I don't know

[11:19]what are we

[11:20]talking about

[11:21]it's after only

[11:22]three right

[11:22]she had three

[11:23]studio albums

[11:23]before this

[11:24]right

[11:24]this only

[11:25]pulls from

[11:25]three albums

[11:25]or is it

[11:26]four

[11:26]I think

[11:26]it's three

[11:27]and then

[11:27]she has

[11:27]some movie

[11:28]ones that

[11:28]are kind

[11:29]of

[11:29]it was

[11:29]best

[11:29]it was

[11:30]best

[11:30]of

[11:30]up until

[11:31]that point

[11:32]in time

[11:32]right

[11:32]you know

[11:32]in 1990

[11:33]it was

[11:34]her catalog

[11:34]up until

[11:35]then

[11:35]and I'll

[11:36]be honest

[11:36]I wanted

[11:36]to get

[11:37]into some

[11:37]of the

[11:37]deeper cuts

[11:38]on those

[11:39]first three

[11:39]albums

[11:39]in preparation

[11:40]for this

[11:41]and I didn't

[11:41]I didn't

[11:41]make it

[11:42]because I was

[11:42]curious

[11:42]like what

[11:43]are those

[11:43]albums

[11:43]I should

[11:44]I should

[11:44]set the

[11:44]table a little

[11:45]bit today

[11:45]we recorded

[11:46]last night

[11:46]we weren't

[11:47]going to

[11:47]record for

[11:47]another three

[11:48]weeks

[11:48]we were

[11:48]thinking about

[11:49]what we're

[11:49]going to

[11:49]do

[11:49]and I

[11:50]said to

[11:50]the guys

[11:51]hey

[11:51]something

[11:51]today

[11:51]happened

[11:52]to me

[11:52]that was

[11:52]so bizarre

[11:53]I wish

[11:53]we were

[11:53]doing a

[11:53]podcast

[11:54]record

[11:54]tonight

[11:54]and everybody

[11:55]within two

[11:56]minutes

[11:56]responded

[11:56]okay

[11:57]let's

[11:57]do it

[11:57]I was

[11:58]like

[11:58]here we

[11:58]are

[11:58]these

[11:59]guys

[11:59]are the

[11:59]biggest

[12:00]losers

[12:00]I've ever

[12:00]met

[12:01]in my

[12:01]entire

[12:01]life

[12:01]what

[12:02]what a

[12:03]group

[12:03]of

[12:03]friends

[12:03]I have

[12:04]make me

[12:04]feel so

[12:05]good

[12:05]in the

[12:05]sky

[12:05]and it

[12:06]was

[12:06]the

[12:06]immaculate

[12:06]have

[12:07]have we

[12:08]done another

[12:08]album from

[12:09]have we

[12:10]done another

[12:10]album from

[12:10]1990

[12:11]public

[12:14]public

[12:14]enemy

[12:14]what is

[12:15]was close

[12:16]maybe

[12:16]listen to

[12:17]this fact

[12:17]this album

[12:18]jumped up

[12:19]all the way

[12:19]to number

[12:20]two

[12:20]when it

[12:20]was released

[12:21]and it

[12:22]didn't get

[12:22]the top

[12:23]spot for

[12:23]two weeks

[12:24]you know

[12:24]what it

[12:24]was blocked

[12:24]by

[12:25]a little

[12:26]album

[12:27]called

[12:28]to the

[12:28]extreme

[12:29]by

[12:30]a

[12:30]Mr.

[12:31]Vanilla

[12:31]Ice

[12:32]oh no

[12:33]wow

[12:33]I mean

[12:33]that is

[12:34]the world

[12:34]we're living

[12:34]in where

[12:35]Vanilla

[12:35]Ice

[12:35]blocked

[12:36]Madonna

[12:36]from getting

[12:37]the number

[12:37]one spot

[12:37]however

[12:38]she eventually

[12:38]got it

[12:39]this was

[12:39]the highest

[12:40]charting

[12:40]greatest

[12:40]hits

[12:41]album

[12:41]in a

[12:41]decade

[12:42]since

[12:42]Kenny

[12:42]Rogers

[12:43]in

[12:43]1980

[12:44]came out

[12:44]with his

[12:44]greatest

[12:45]hits

[12:45]what the

[12:45]hell

[12:46]greatest

[12:46]hits

[12:46]ranking

[12:46]isn't

[12:47]it just

[12:47]the

[12:47]gambler

[12:48]and like

[12:48]what else

[12:48]is on

[12:49]there

[12:49]I

[12:49]don't

[12:51]know

[12:52]if we've

[12:52]done

[12:52]another

[12:52]album

[12:53]from

[12:53]90

[12:53]I'm

[12:54]looking

[12:54]it's

[12:55]a weird

[12:56]time

[12:56]1990

[12:57]is a

[12:58]weird

[12:58]year

[12:58]one of

[13:03]the first

[13:03]CDs I

[13:03]ever

[13:03]owned

[13:04]I believe

[13:04]the first

[13:04]one

[13:05]LL

[13:06]1990

[13:07]MC

[13:09]hammer

[13:09]please

[13:10]hammer

[13:10]don't

[13:11]hurt

[13:11]him

[13:13]don't

[13:15]forget

[13:15]that I

[13:15]was in

[13:15]college

[13:16]once

[13:16]at a

[13:16]party

[13:16]Russ

[13:17]and there

[13:17]was a

[13:17]cake

[13:17]in the

[13:18]middle

[13:18]of the

[13:18]table

[13:19]and next

[13:19]to it

[13:20]was a

[13:20]hammer

[13:20]and I

[13:21]then

[13:21]ate

[13:22]that

[13:22]cake

[13:22]with

[13:22]the

[13:23]hammer

[13:23]the

[13:23]claw

[13:23]part

[13:24]and I

[13:24]kept

[13:24]picking

[13:24]up

[13:25]the

[13:25]hammer

[13:25]and

[13:25]saying

[13:25]ding

[13:26]ding

[13:26]schools

[13:27]in

[13:27]suckas

[13:27]and I

[13:28]wonder

[13:28]why I

[13:29]didn't

[13:29]date

[13:29]more

[13:29]in

[13:29]college

[13:30]it's

[13:30]very

[13:30]strange

[13:31]that

[13:31]is a

[13:32]wild

[13:32]memory

[13:32]the

[13:33]razors

[13:33]edge

[13:34]ACDC

[13:34]flood

[13:35]they

[13:35]might

[13:36]be

[13:36]giants

[13:36]classic

[13:37]fear

[13:38]of a

[13:38]black

[13:38]planet

[13:39]public

[13:39]enemy

[13:40]I

[13:40]do

[13:41]not

[13:42]want

[13:43]what I

[13:43]have

[13:44]this is

[13:44]the king

[13:45]or queen

[13:46]of

[13:46]1990

[13:47]it's

[13:48]a weird

[13:49]spot

[13:49]for us

[13:49]because

[13:50]we're

[13:50]like

[13:50]10

[13:51]9

[13:51]10

[13:51]at

[13:51]this

[13:51]time

[13:52]and so

[13:52]we're

[13:52]kind

[13:52]of

[13:52]really

[13:53]this

[13:53]is

[13:53]kind

[13:53]of

[13:53]the

[13:54]beginning

[13:54]of

[13:54]probably

[13:55]listening

[13:55]to

[13:55]music

[13:55]on

[13:56]our

[13:56]own

[13:56]that's

[13:57]what's

[13:57]weird

[13:58]is

[13:58]my

[13:58]all

[13:58]my

[13:59]recollection

[14:02]like

[14:03]this is

[14:03]what people

[14:03]like

[14:04]every

[14:04]every

[14:05]woman

[14:05]we went

[14:06]to

[14:06]college

[14:06]with

[14:06]had

[14:06]this

[14:07]cd

[14:07]in

[14:07]their

[14:07]room

[14:07]like

[14:08]it

[14:08]was

[14:08]on

[14:08]everywhere

[14:08]all

[14:09]the

[14:09]time

[14:09]so

[14:10]I

[14:10]want

[14:10]to

[14:10]continue

[14:11]though

[14:11]with

[14:11]how

[14:11]crazy

[14:11]Madonna's

[14:12]run

[14:12]is

[14:12]in

[14:13]2005

[14:14]she

[14:15]releases

[14:15]this

[14:16]song

[14:16]which

[14:16]I

[14:16]think

[14:17]is

[14:17]her

[14:17]second

[14:18]greatest

[14:18]song

[14:18]ever

[14:18]I

[14:21]love

[14:21]this

[14:21]song

[14:22]and

[14:22]you

[14:23]think

[14:23]yourself

[14:23]hung

[14:24]up

[14:24]right

[14:24]you

[14:24]don't

[14:24]even

[14:24]know

[14:24]the

[14:25]name

[14:25]of

[14:25]the

[14:25]song

[14:25]you

[14:26]kind

[14:26]of

[14:26]hear

[14:26]it

[14:26]and

[14:26]you're

[14:26]like

[14:27]oh

[14:27]this

[14:27]is

[14:27]kind

[14:27]of

[14:27]a

[14:27]bob

[14:28]this

[14:29]song

[14:30]this

[14:30]is

[14:30]like

[14:31]the

[14:31]other

[14:31]day

[14:31]when

[14:31]I

[14:31]said

[14:31]that

[14:32]the

[14:32]best

[14:32]Garth

[14:33]album

[14:33]was

[14:33]Beer Run

[14:34]B-Double

[14:34]D-Double

[14:35]R-U-N

[14:36]I'm

[14:37]telling you

[14:37]you

[14:38]listen

[14:38]to

[14:38]this

[14:39]Russell

[14:40]this

[14:40]this

[14:41]single

[14:41]sold

[14:42]105,000

[14:44]copies

[14:45]in the

[14:46]first

[14:46]week

[14:46]and

[14:48]you

[14:48]know

[14:48]what

[14:48]album

[14:49]had

[14:49]just

[14:49]done

[14:50]that

[14:50]23

[14:50]weeks

[14:51]earlier

[14:51]crazy

[14:53]frog

[14:53]Axl F

[14:54]guys

[14:55]the 2000s

[14:56]were a

[14:56]wild time

[14:57]in music

[14:57]it's all

[14:58]ringtones

[14:58]Rob

[14:59]what was

[15:00]your dad's

[15:00]favorite

[15:01]Madonna

[15:01]song

[15:02]was there

[15:04]one about

[15:05]disco

[15:05]balls

[15:05]was there

[15:06]a great

[15:07]play

[15:07]what

[15:08]yeah

[15:08]pull it

[15:12]up

[15:12]do you

[15:13]think

[15:14]your dad

[15:14]ever had

[15:15]moments

[15:15]where like

[15:16]he was like

[15:17]eventually my

[15:18]son's gonna know

[15:19]that this is

[15:19]really weird

[15:20]that I've

[15:20]been to

[15:20]all these

[15:21]disco

[15:21]balls

[15:21]like did

[15:22]he ever

[15:22]have a

[15:23]moment

[15:23]where he

[15:23]said

[15:23]oh

[15:23]I

[15:23]I

[15:23]we're

[15:23]sitting there

[15:24]and I

[15:24]don't think

[15:25]it had

[15:25]contemplating

[15:25]hey it's

[15:26]gonna dawn

[15:26]on him

[15:27]one day

[15:27]I don't

[15:28]think it

[15:28]had I

[15:28]don't

[15:28]think it

[15:28]affected

[15:29]me

[15:30]I'm

[15:30]normal

[15:30]normal

[15:31]stuff

[15:31]over here

[15:32]so hung

[15:33]up

[15:34]hung up

[15:34]is what

[15:34]you're

[15:35]calling

[15:35]the that's

[15:36]the best

[15:36]Madonna song

[15:37]that's the

[15:37]number two

[15:37]Madonna song

[15:38]number two

[15:38]Madonna song

[15:39]I'll reveal

[15:40]the better one

[15:41]I'll reveal

[15:41]the number one

[15:42]after the

[15:42]voicemail

[15:43]today

[15:43]this used

[15:44]to be

[15:44]in my

[15:44]playground

[15:45]by the

[15:45]way hung

[15:46]up though

[15:46]you're

[15:46]thinking

[15:47]like oh

[15:47]Madonna's

[15:48]greatest

[15:48]hits

[15:48]she's

[15:48]kind of

[15:49]a star

[15:49]of the

[15:49]80s

[15:50]hung up

[15:51]was number

[15:52]one

[15:52]in 41

[15:53]countries

[15:54]and set

[15:54]the Guinness

[15:55]world record

[15:56]for the

[15:56]song topping

[15:57]the charts

[15:57]in the

[15:57]most

[15:58]countries

[15:58]at one

[15:58]time

[15:59]damn

[15:59]41

[16:00]countries

[16:00]I couldn't

[16:01]even name

[16:01]41

[16:01]countries

[16:02]and then

[16:03]Gangnam

[16:03]style

[16:03]came around

[16:04]sounds like

[16:06]I'm stepping

[16:06]on some

[16:06]toes here

[16:07]but let's

[16:08]get into

[16:09]immaculate

[16:10]collection

[16:11]election

[16:12]starting

[16:13]with

[16:14]off of

[16:15]the

[16:15]eponymous

[16:15]Madonna

[16:16]album

[16:16]this is

[16:17]holiday

[16:18]I mean

[16:22]this album

[16:22]sounds good

[16:23]I cannot

[16:24]hear this

[16:24]song without

[16:25]hearing

[16:25]wedding

[16:26]that's me

[16:27]too

[16:27]very sad

[16:28]oh yeah

[16:29]oh yeah

[16:30]this is

[16:31]from what

[16:31]83

[16:32]yeah

[16:33]yeah

[16:34]so this is

[16:34]still so

[16:35]close to

[16:35]disco

[16:36]right

[16:36]this is

[16:36]still

[16:37]like the

[16:37]studio

[16:37]54

[16:38]sound

[16:38]like this

[16:39]is like

[16:39]New York

[16:40]and

[16:40]and she

[16:41]took it

[16:41]bigger

[16:42]it's so

[16:43]great

[16:43]because this

[16:43]song is

[16:44]literally just

[16:44]about how

[16:45]fun it

[16:45]is to

[16:45]take a

[16:45]vacation

[16:46]that's

[16:47]it

[16:47]so

[16:47]it's

[16:48]like hey

[16:48]we should

[16:48]take a

[16:48]holiday

[16:48]yeah

[16:49]oh yeah

[16:50]do you

[16:52]guys ever

[16:52]do the

[16:52]thing

[16:52]though

[16:52]where like

[16:53]a week

[16:53]out

[16:54]you're

[16:54]like I

[16:54]don't

[16:54]really

[16:54]I don't

[16:55]know if

[16:55]I want

[16:55]to go

[16:55]on this

[16:55]vacation

[16:56]like maybe

[16:57]I don't

[16:57]want to

[16:57]do it

[16:58]like there's

[16:59]some nerves

[16:59]right you're

[17:00]like is this

[17:00]gonna be

[17:01]good

[17:01]yeah

[17:01]but it's

[17:03]always worth

[17:04]it

[17:04]but a

[17:04]couple

[17:05]days

[17:05]out

[17:05]you get

[17:05]hyped

[17:05]what's

[17:06]your

[17:06]favorite

[17:07]vacation

[17:07]you guys

[17:07]have ever

[17:08]taken

[17:08]or your

[17:08]favorite

[17:09]holiday

[17:09]I'll tell

[17:10]you what

[17:10]I'll tell

[17:17]I went

[17:18]to

[17:18]Sheffield

[17:19]for a

[17:19]powerlifting

[17:20]it might

[17:21]be pretty

[17:21]close to

[17:22]that one

[17:22]like it's

[17:23]we did

[17:24]a backpacking

[17:25]trip for

[17:25]three months

[17:26]when we

[17:27]first got

[17:27]married

[17:27]I mean

[17:28]that of

[17:28]course

[17:28]was like

[17:28]life-changing

[17:29]but I

[17:30]don't

[17:30]know

[17:31]I just

[17:31]had so

[17:31]much fun

[17:32]in London

[17:32]this weekend

[17:33]maybe it's

[17:33]just a late

[17:34]maybe it's

[17:34]a recency

[17:34]bias I

[17:35]don't

[17:35]know

[17:35]how about

[17:37]you Matt

[17:37]favorite

[17:38]vacation

[17:38]you've

[17:38]ever

[17:38]taken

[17:39]Sarah

[17:39]and I

[17:40]went

[17:40]for our

[17:40]honeymoon

[17:41]we went

[17:42]to

[17:42]London

[17:43]Paris

[17:43]Amsterdam

[17:44]and

[17:44]Brussels

[17:44]and

[17:45]you know

[17:46]it was

[17:46]like a

[17:46]I don't

[17:47]know

[17:47]it was

[17:47]10 days

[17:48]12 days

[17:49]something like

[17:49]that and

[17:50]that's my

[17:51]kind of

[17:51]vacation

[17:51]not going

[17:52]to a

[17:52]beach or

[17:53]anything

[17:53]but kind

[17:53]of hammering

[17:54]through just

[17:54]a bunch

[17:55]of really

[17:55]cool cities

[17:56]I did

[17:57]go in

[17:58]between

[17:58]this job

[18:00]I'm in

[18:00]now and

[18:00]my last

[18:01]job

[18:01]Sarah's

[18:02]dad and

[18:02]I went

[18:03]to Ireland

[18:04]for four

[18:04]days and

[18:05]essentially drove

[18:05]around the

[18:07]southern half

[18:07]of it just

[18:08]hammering

[18:08]through the

[18:09]countryside and

[18:11]that was pretty

[18:11]sweet

[18:12]it was

[18:13]embarrassing

[18:13]though when they

[18:14]found your

[18:15]vibrator and

[18:15]they were

[18:15]like

[18:15]I

[18:15]like

[18:15]the luggage

[18:16]coming back

[18:17]that was

[18:17]that is such

[18:18]strong dad

[18:18]energy man

[18:19]likes to

[18:19]hammer through

[18:20]the vacations

[18:20]I love it

[18:21]he's going

[18:21]to hit

[18:22]the high

[18:22]notes

[18:22]he's going

[18:23]to get

[18:23]he's going

[18:24]to see

[18:24]the stuff

[18:24]he's going

[18:25]to keep

[18:25]it moving

[18:25]I love

[18:26]it

[18:26]a good

[18:26]vacation

[18:27]has an

[18:27]alarm

[18:27]on the

[18:28]phone

[18:28]right

[18:29]how about

[18:30]you Aaron

[18:30]number one

[18:32]I would say

[18:33]number one

[18:33]vacation

[18:34]was just

[18:34]the two

[18:35]of us

[18:35]we went

[18:35]to France

[18:36]for a

[18:36]month

[18:36]in 2010

[18:37]so being

[18:37]there for

[18:38]a month

[18:38]was pretty

[18:39]awesome

[18:39]just the

[18:39]two of

[18:39]us

[18:40]and as

[18:41]a family

[18:41]we went

[18:42]to Kauai

[18:42]and then

[18:46]Kauai

[18:47]as a family

[18:47]we went

[18:48]with

[18:49]my best

[18:50]friend from

[18:50]growing up

[18:51]we went

[18:51]with his

[18:51]family

[18:51]in September

[18:52]2021

[18:53]so like

[18:53]being

[18:54]as a

[18:55]family

[18:55]with an

[18:55]only child

[18:56]hitting up

[18:57]and joining

[18:57]another family

[18:58]on a vacation

[18:59]in Kauai

[19:00]was like

[19:01]just magic

[19:02]it's interesting

[19:03]if you had

[19:04]multiple kids

[19:05]and they had

[19:05]multiple kids

[19:06]I bet that

[19:07]would not

[19:07]have been

[19:07]your favorite

[19:08]one

[19:08]that would

[19:10]have been

[19:10]your least

[19:11]favorite

[19:11]yeah

[19:12]for us

[19:13]it's like

[19:14]oh sweet

[19:14]like Wallace

[19:15]has some

[19:15]other kids

[19:16]to hang out

[19:16]with

[19:16]we hit

[19:17]the beach

[19:17]we start

[19:18]drinking beer

[19:18]at 9am

[19:19]great

[19:20]awesome

[19:21]hey if you

[19:21]if Jenny

[19:22]asked by the

[19:23]way

[19:23]just tell

[19:24]her

[19:24]she thinks

[19:25]that

[19:26]she's been

[19:26]told by me

[19:27]that in

[19:27]France

[19:28]you have

[19:28]to kiss

[19:28]that way

[19:29]so if

[19:30]you

[19:30]it's a

[19:31]law

[19:31]so if

[19:31]she

[19:31]asked

[19:32]just

[19:32]any

[19:33]kiss

[19:33]you gotta

[19:34]blah blah

[19:34]hey why

[19:35]don't we

[19:35]ask Matt

[19:36]about it

[19:36]he was

[19:36]in New

[19:37]York

[19:37]last week

[19:37]right

[19:37]oh

[19:38]come on

[19:39]son of a

[19:40]bitch

[19:40]how do

[19:41]they kiss

[19:41]in New

[19:41]York

[19:41]if she

[19:43]Frenched

[19:44]you

[19:44]I swear

[19:44]to God

[19:45]I would

[19:45]be so

[19:45]mad

[19:46]you'd

[19:48]be frustrated

[19:48]huh

[19:49]the number

[19:49]of times

[19:50]where she's

[19:50]like well

[19:50]I don't

[19:50]want to

[19:50]get lipstick

[19:51]on you

[19:51]I'm like

[19:52]hmm

[19:52]that's

[19:53]suspicious

[19:53]you're not

[19:54]even wearing

[19:54]lipstick

[19:54]next up

[19:59]I always

[20:00]wash my

[20:00]privates

[20:01]what

[20:03]it's a

[20:04]good general

[20:04]always

[20:05]does that

[20:06]make sense

[20:07]lucky star

[20:09]again off

[20:10]Madonna

[20:10]we've heard

[20:12]this one

[20:12]once before

[20:13]on a list

[20:14]you guys

[20:14]remember

[20:14]oh really

[20:15]best nursery

[20:18]rhyme songs

[20:19]oh my god

[20:19]not

[20:20]not

[20:20]what is the

[20:21]opposite of

[20:22]nursery rhymes

[20:23]not a riddle

[20:24]no it's not a riddle

[20:25]what was it

[20:26]what was it

[20:27]remember I couldn't

[20:28]tell the difference

[20:29]between a nursery rhyme

[20:29]and what

[20:30]no

[20:30]no

[20:31]it's a nursery rhyme

[20:32]or a fairy tale

[20:33]fairy tale

[20:34]there it is

[20:35]this made the best

[20:36]nursery rhyme list

[20:37]I'm suspicious

[20:38]though because

[20:38]at the end

[20:39]she goes

[20:39]starlight

[20:40]star bright

[20:41]the hobgoblins

[20:42]I see tonight

[20:42]and I was like

[20:43]wait a minute

[20:43]she was talking

[20:44]about hobgoblins

[20:45]Russell said

[20:45]that was part

[20:46]of a fairy tale

[20:46]listen if you

[20:47]don't get that joke

[20:48]go fuck yourself

[20:49]this is about a guy

[20:49]giving her a warm

[20:50]glow

[20:51]or her lucky

[20:52]star

[20:52]had to have been

[20:54]a warm glow

[20:55]hot load

[20:56]it's got to be

[20:56]something right there

[20:57]right Rob

[20:57]don't stop

[21:00]I wish I had

[21:01]looked at more

[21:02]of the

[21:02]we just heard it

[21:03]there

[21:03]I know

[21:04]not on this

[21:05]track but on one

[21:05]coming up

[21:06]David Williams

[21:06]is on guitar

[21:07]I love all the

[21:08]guitar work

[21:08]on this stuff

[21:10]it's so cool

[21:11]that disco

[21:12]rhythm guitar

[21:12]it's fun having

[21:14]this pop music

[21:15]with that disco

[21:16]backbeat

[21:16]I do get a big

[21:17]kick out of that

[21:18]let me ask you

[21:20]this

[21:21]were you guys

[21:21]constantly amazed

[21:22]when you went

[21:23]to the next song

[21:24]and it just

[21:25]got even better

[21:25]every time I

[21:27]listened to this

[21:28]album I was like

[21:28]oh yeah

[21:29]I like this song

[21:29]I like this song

[21:30]I'd be like

[21:31]I like this song

[21:31]dang I like this song

[21:33]but then live to tell

[21:34]comes on

[21:34]but we're not

[21:36]going to get there yet

[21:36]no

[21:37]well they're not

[21:39]all winners

[21:39]but it's in live to tell

[21:40]the one that kind of

[21:41]sounds like it should

[21:41]be in a movie

[21:42]yes

[21:43]there's like a sound

[21:44]effect that's like

[21:45]a movie sound effect

[21:46]and I'm going to

[21:46]tell you why it

[21:47]sounds that way

[21:48]okay all right

[21:49]put that in your

[21:49]put that deep

[21:50]into your tickler

[21:51]put that in your

[21:52]tickler file

[21:53]way in your

[21:54]tickler file

[21:54]listen

[21:56]this is the first

[21:57]time Rob's ever

[21:58]looked me in the eye

[21:58]when he's talked

[21:59]about my tickler

[22:00]file

[22:00]where's he usually

[22:03]looking otherwise

[22:03]I don't

[22:05]I'm not allowed

[22:06]to talk about that

[22:07]well how else

[22:08]are you supposed

[22:08]to keep your tickler

[22:09]from cutting people

[22:10]if you don't file it down

[22:11]you know what I mean

[22:11]yeah

[22:12]it's a dangerous

[22:17]dangerous game

[22:18]that tickler

[22:19]I don't know guys

[22:20]how's this going so far

[22:21]talking about the album

[22:21]first is this what

[22:22]we were going to be

[22:23]I feel great

[22:24]pretty

[22:24]the only person

[22:26]that's pissed off

[22:26]but Steve from

[22:27]prestigious West Blooming

[22:28]he's pissed

[22:29]because he never

[22:29]listens to the album

[22:30]we'll put the

[22:31]time stamp in there

[22:32]for him

[22:32]you're going to have

[22:33]to put the time in there

[22:34]so you can fast forward

[22:35]next up is a song

[22:37]that some people

[22:38]are saying is the

[22:39]best Madonna

[22:40]song out there

[22:40]Borderline

[22:41]ooh I like the

[22:47]background singers here

[22:48]Martha and the Vandellas

[22:50]this is another

[22:51]song off the

[22:52]eponymous

[22:53]Madonna album

[22:54]not to be confused

[22:56]with the one

[22:57]by the North Star guy

[22:58]but Madonna

[22:59]now that album

[23:01]not as good

[23:02]not as many hits

[23:03]for Madonna

[23:03]alright

[23:05]that's a terrible

[23:06]many hits

[23:06]but he's more

[23:07]of a scorer

[23:08]why am I laughing

[23:09]alright so I'll just

[23:11]I just want to defend

[23:12]it real quick

[23:12]and then you can

[23:13]go on explaining

[23:14]Rob is that

[23:14]you know I was on

[23:15]this kick right

[23:16]for finding like

[23:17]the perfect song

[23:18]and just like

[23:19]straight up

[23:20]you put it on

[23:21]it's never going

[23:22]to get old

[23:22]for me

[23:23]and this is

[23:24]on this album

[23:24]this is the song

[23:25]and then I think

[23:26]just from a

[23:27]like 80s

[23:29]female pop song

[23:30]and I know we're

[23:31]going to get into

[23:31]some other ones

[23:32]but like

[23:32]this is I think

[23:33]just what

[23:35]an 80s pop

[23:36]song is

[23:37]right here

[23:37]so is it

[23:38]her best ever

[23:39]maybe not

[23:40]but like

[23:40]front to back

[23:41]it's like

[23:41]the most complete

[23:42]song that she's got

[23:44]I think

[23:44]I think the borderline

[23:45]though is really

[23:45]interesting because

[23:46]this was the one

[23:47]where the first

[23:47]producer that worked

[23:48]with it

[23:48]Madonna hated it

[23:50]she's like

[23:50]I don't like it

[23:51]I don't

[23:51]and so think about

[23:52]this this is her

[23:53]first album

[23:53]she tells the

[23:54]producer I don't

[23:55]like it

[23:55]the producer

[23:56]literally walks

[23:57]off the album

[23:58]and she has

[23:59]her boyfriend

[23:59]a guy named

[24:00]DJ John

[24:01]Jellybean Benitez

[24:02]that's a good name

[24:04]now

[24:04]if that guy

[24:06]had a small penis

[24:06]you would not be surprised

[24:07]right

[24:08]with a nickname

[24:08]like Jellybean

[24:09]like not

[24:10]if you're like

[24:11]hey why are you

[24:12]called Jellybean

[24:12]ah no reason

[24:13]I mean

[24:17]what we learned

[24:17]last week

[24:18]is it's not the size

[24:19]of the penis

[24:20]it does not matter

[24:21]according to some people

[24:22]now I will say

[24:23]you know what

[24:25]it could go

[24:26]the other way

[24:27]it's not the size

[24:28]of the bean

[24:28]it's the jelly

[24:29]in the bean

[24:29]it's the flavor

[24:31]of the jelly bean

[24:32]that makes me

[24:33]feel better

[24:34]because some penises

[24:35]do look like

[24:36]the pina colada

[24:37]Jellybean

[24:39]you guys know

[24:39]what I'm talking about

[24:40]where it's got all

[24:40]the specs

[24:41]anyway

[24:42]let's get in

[24:44]let's get into

[24:46]there's a jelly

[24:47]and a jam joke in there

[24:48]but I'm not going to say it

[24:49]I'll let one of our callers

[24:50]call in

[24:50]remember when you asked us

[24:51]a minute ago

[24:52]about how it was going

[24:53]on the album first

[24:54]I've got to

[24:54]I changed my mind

[24:55]hey

[24:56]Russ is right

[24:57]yes

[24:58]like a virgin

[25:01]a song

[25:02]I knew the weird

[25:03]Albert first

[25:04]I read that

[25:06]a songwriting team

[25:08]of Billy Steinberg

[25:10]and Tom Kelly

[25:11]wrote this song

[25:11]Tom Kelly

[25:12]Tom or Tom

[25:13]I didn't know he was

[25:16]a songwriter

[25:16]number 10

[25:18]Tom Kelly

[25:18]also Tom Kelly

[25:20]if you've ever seen

[25:21]pictures of him

[25:21]he may have

[25:23]the worst teeth

[25:24]in the history

[25:24]of modern people

[25:25]have you guys

[25:26]seen this guy

[25:27]what are we doing

[25:29]here

[25:29]let's look it up

[25:30]let's look it up

[25:31]Tom Kelly

[25:32]teeth

[25:33]I don't know

[25:34]if it'll pull up

[25:35]like this

[25:36]oh Tom Kelly

[25:36]this is a

[25:37]twin

[25:38]it's not the music

[25:39]so I can edit this

[25:40]manager

[25:41]I was doing the bass line

[25:42]man

[25:44]it is a great bass line

[25:45]boom boom boom

[25:46]it's interesting

[25:47]because she does a lot

[25:47]of the

[25:48]she does a lot of the

[25:49]rhythm with like

[25:50]synth right

[25:51]I mean

[25:51]you don't really hear

[25:52]the drums

[25:53]a lot of synth

[25:53]and then I think

[25:54]the bass is

[25:55]I think it was

[25:56]of the time

[25:56]yeah

[25:57]oh

[25:57]that's a

[25:58]no no no

[26:00]hold on

[26:00]that's from when

[26:01]he was a manager

[26:02]40 years ago

[26:03]we gotta find

[26:04]like a picture

[26:04]of him now

[26:05]oh

[26:05]wait are you

[26:07]hanging out

[26:07]with Tom Kelly

[26:07]now

[26:08]where do you

[26:08]see Tom Kelly

[26:09]manager now

[26:10]oh no

[26:11]that one

[26:12]no Russell

[26:13]look at that

[26:14]Russell

[26:15]look at that picture

[26:16]what do you think of that

[26:17]if you want to see this picture

[26:18]go to Tom Kelly

[26:19]hall of fame

[26:20]Tom Kelly

[26:21]looks like a pineapple

[26:22]exploded in his mouth

[26:24]and just stuck

[26:24]to his gums

[26:25]oh

[26:27]bro

[26:28]is he broke

[26:29]does Tom Kelly

[26:31]need me to send him

[26:31]some money

[26:32]like dude

[26:33]see I wasn't

[26:35]joking Rob

[26:35]it's

[26:37]you know

[26:37]it's

[26:37]you know

[26:39]it's bad

[26:40]because his dentist

[26:40]can you take that

[26:41]down please

[26:41]I'm not really

[26:43]enjoying it

[26:44]yeah

[26:44]oh

[26:47]it's really

[26:48]personal

[26:49]Madonna vibe

[26:49]we could talk about

[26:51]something more appetizing

[26:52]and maybe we could

[26:53]move on

[26:54]actually

[26:54]did you guys know

[26:55]that

[26:56]Madonna like a virgin

[26:58]I don't know

[26:58]is that the name

[26:59]of the album

[26:59]from 84 or not

[27:00]yes

[27:01]yep so this is

[27:02]off her album

[27:02]from 84

[27:03]that's actually

[27:04]it was produced

[27:05]by Niles Rogers

[27:06]and I love

[27:07]the Niles Rogers

[27:07]sound

[27:08]that's another thing

[27:09]I realized

[27:10]it's a sound

[27:11]I love

[27:11]yeah he produced

[27:13]a track on

[27:14]Renaissance

[27:15]this summer

[27:16]which like

[27:16]and going back

[27:17]to this

[27:18]after listening to

[27:19]Renaissance for a summer

[27:20]is like oh

[27:20]this is kind of tame

[27:21]but you know

[27:23]there's definitely

[27:24]a through line

[27:25]between the two

[27:25]do you guys know

[27:26]who else loved

[27:27]that sound

[27:27]let's hear it

[27:28]Andre Darlington

[27:30]and Tanea Darlington

[27:31]the authors of

[27:32]Booze and Vinyl 1

[27:33]oh okay

[27:34]Madonna like a virgin

[27:36]from 1984

[27:37]made

[27:37]Booze and Vinyl

[27:38]and on side A

[27:40]they recommended

[27:40]a drink called

[27:41]Between the Sheets

[27:43]oh

[27:43]one ounce

[27:46]of white rum

[27:47]one ounce

[27:49]of cognac

[27:50]no

[27:51]okay

[27:51]one ounce

[27:51]of Cointreau

[27:52]okay

[27:53]zero

[27:54]zero

[27:54]half an ounce

[27:55]fresh lemon juice

[27:56]please tell me

[27:58]you went to

[27:58]Liquor Started

[27:58]by Hennessy

[27:59]please tell me

[28:00]an 11 twist

[28:00]for garnish

[28:01]oh there we go

[28:02]I cannot imagine

[28:03]what Russell did

[28:04]for this one

[28:05]Aaron you know

[28:06]me too well

[28:07]I went to

[28:07]the liquor store

[28:08]to get cognac

[28:10]but you will be

[28:11]so unimpressed

[28:11]Aaron

[28:12]I walked in

[28:12]I bet I had

[28:13]the lowest

[28:14]the most awkward

[28:15]purchase at a liquor

[28:16]store ever

[28:16]I bought one

[28:17]airplane bottle

[28:18]of cognac

[28:19]and a bag of ice

[28:21]that was my purchase

[28:22]at the liquor store

[28:22]tonight

[28:23]you think anyone's

[28:26]ever bought a bag of ice

[28:27]and one airplane

[28:27]bottle at a liquor store

[28:28]for the $10 bill

[28:30]and you're set

[28:31]no

[28:32]Russell

[28:32]Christian Brothers

[28:33]Randy Martin

[28:34]Hennessy

[28:35]what do you got

[28:35]you had clear rum

[28:37]Russell

[28:38]I had clear rum

[28:39]you had lemon juice

[28:41]two bottles of it

[28:41]I think I bought it

[28:42]multiple times

[28:43]and not knowing

[28:44]I had others

[28:44]more of it

[28:45]you had lemon juice

[28:47]well actually

[28:48]this is the worst

[28:49]so then

[28:50]I go to Total Wine

[28:52]and they don't

[28:53]you can't buy

[28:54]a lemon or lime there

[28:55]you can only buy

[28:56]like the

[28:56]the pre-packaged juice

[28:59]which you guys

[28:59]have told me

[29:00]I can't do

[29:00]right

[29:01]so then I'm sitting there

[29:03]but

[29:03]but every

[29:04]but every

[29:05]Total Wine

[29:06]is right next to you

[29:07]one of these

[29:07]fancy food stores

[29:09]or get

[29:09]what are those

[29:09]what are the

[29:10]organic

[29:10]Trader Joe's

[29:11]Trader Joe's

[29:12]Trader Joe's

[29:13]closes at 9pm

[29:14]can't go into

[29:15]Trader Joe's

[29:16]they don't want to

[29:16]sell you food

[29:17]after 9pm

[29:18]fucking joke

[29:19]so I had to go

[29:20]to Target instead

[29:22]Russell

[29:22]can I just tell you

[29:23]can I just tell you

[29:24]Russell

[29:24]that's why he

[29:25]sold the nuclear secrets

[29:27]to the Russians

[29:28]he's a

[29:30]he's a traitor

[29:30]oh no

[29:32]you fucking

[29:32]fuck that guy

[29:33]that's why

[29:34]you know where

[29:35]Trader Joe is now

[29:36]he's in Guantanamo Bay

[29:37]okay

[29:38]and that's actually

[29:39]cool that we do that

[29:40]with some people

[29:40]because they don't

[29:41]deserve trials

[29:41]go ahead with your

[29:43]funny story Russell

[29:44]oh I was just gonna say

[29:45]I also may be

[29:46]the first person ever

[29:48]who decided

[29:49]I'm gonna go into

[29:50]a toilet

[29:50]go to the grocery aisle

[29:52]and get a lemon

[29:53]and a lime

[29:54]from

[29:54]the only thing

[29:55]I purchased

[29:56]was a lemon

[29:57]and a lime

[29:57]so tonight

[29:58]I went to two stores

[29:59]airplane bottle

[30:01]of cognac

[30:02]bag of ice

[30:02]at one

[30:03]lemon and a lime

[30:04]at a

[30:04]what do you think of that

[30:05]I said

[30:06]it's just dedication

[30:07]to your craft

[30:08]it's dedication

[30:08]to your craft

[30:09]they knew you're an alcoholic

[30:12]when you bought

[30:12]just a lemon and a lime

[30:13]they're like

[30:14]this next buck

[30:15]he's already got a handle

[30:17]of cognac in the car

[30:18]he's just buying

[30:19]his lemon and lime

[30:19]show us what it looks like

[30:21]look at that

[30:23]oh that looks pretty good

[30:24]actually

[30:24]it's actually pretty delicious

[30:26]I'd recommend it

[30:27]I would drink it

[30:28]now I gotta admit though

[30:29]a drink called

[30:30]like a virgin

[30:30]and it has alcohol in it

[30:31]no no no no

[30:32]that's not the name

[30:33]of the drink

[30:33]oh

[30:33]it's called

[30:34]between the sheets

[30:35]between the sheets

[30:36]between the sheets

[30:37]isn't that what happens Rob

[30:39]when you lay on the top sheet

[30:41]and you get yelled at

[30:41]that's the sample

[30:42]no no no no no no

[30:44]that's the sample

[30:45]in Ice Cube

[30:46]it was a good day

[30:47]it's the Ice Cube Brothers

[30:48]between the sheets

[30:49]listen

[30:49]what I get yelled at for

[30:51]is that when Jenny

[30:52]accidentally gets in the bed

[30:53]on top of the sheet

[30:54]I pretend like

[30:55]it's her fetish

[30:56]oh

[30:56]and I say to her

[30:57]you sick fuck

[30:58]you like beat up

[30:59]you like beat up

[31:00]on top of the sheet

[31:00]and she is furious

[31:01]it instantly makes her so mad

[31:03]I mean she goes

[31:03]shut up

[31:04]stop saying that

[31:04]I was like

[31:05]oh you're sick

[31:05]you like beat up the top

[31:06]probably know what to make it even sicker next time she does it start playing the recording of

[31:11]this part of the podcast where i'm talking about between the sheets and then call her a sicko

[31:16]that will be the first time she's ever heard the podcast i will just say that

[31:19]um she must be crazy for you it's funny because for me between the sheets is all day because i

[31:27]take one when i wake up and i take one when i go to bed between the sheets all right material

[31:31]that's great material no it's not healthy it's it's lemon juice material girl

[31:40]i was reading it seems like all the facts about this album it's all just about who the writers

[31:48]are all these right yep so does she write anything on her own or was all the all these

[31:53]songs written for do you guys know i think lucky she's got some credits yeah she's just i think

[31:58]when she got older she realized she needed to put some writing credits on so she probably added

[32:01]some stuff yeah i mean i do think it's interesting that she and and she and adeo are so close together

[32:07]because it's a similar thing where it's someone who caught the eye of and the imagination of

[32:14]the industry and the machine got behind them and there's talent for sure yeah there's absolute

[32:20]talent there but there's a lot going on to you know prop them up and i shouldn't i shouldn't

[32:24]say prop them up it's just it's a product of a lot of teamwork anytime either of them record so so that's it

[32:31]that gets all the way up to number two it's another top five single for and this is where

[32:35]madonna i think like a virgin you know obviously a controversial song to be doing in 1984 1983 like

[32:42]it opened the mtv the first ever mtv video awards she came out and did like a virgin that's the

[32:47]first song ever performed in the tv video awards and then material girl she said she liked this

[32:51]song because it was also provocative where it was basically like yeah fuck it i like money i like to

[32:56]i like like nice things this is kind of where we start to see madonna become the madonna that we're

[33:00]going to see for the rest of this album where she is trying to push buttons with the lyrics she's

[33:04]trying to push buttons with what she's saying and with her videos and it's causing me to push the

[33:08]buttons that one where she's wearing a suit i thought that was the sexiest video of all time

[33:13]i was like does that express yourself yes i was like yeah express yourself i was like i don't

[33:19]know if i've ever jerked off to somebody in a suit before but i'm gonna try right now

[33:23]my dad comes home from work he's like why are you looking at me like that uh all right

[33:29]crazy

[33:30]for you so this was from the movie

[33:33]from the movie vision quest which is a movie about a high school wrestler

[33:39]yes wow i did not know that she is in vision quest and it's her first

[33:45]ballad and it's her second number one single this is her second number one single i would

[33:50]have lost that bet every one of these songs could be or maybe not everyone but almost all of them

[33:54]would be crushers on an 80s movie right yeah yeah yeah this is this is a bad cleanup in the 80s movie

[34:00]right this is doing the montage this is doing that yeah i mean half a wedding singer is quoting

[34:04]yeah you know these songs so written by written by john bettis and john lynn who also wrote one

[34:10]moment in time by aaron's favorite which is yeah so so into the groove all right so this song she

[34:21]wrote while watching a latin american man that she was attracted to it was also in the movie

[34:26]and you can dance desperately seeking susan which is a song that she wrote while watching a latin

[34:29]movie which is a movie that everybody knows the title of and nobody has seen

[34:32]no oh yeah it's got some latin percussion in there how do you guys think other artists if you took

[34:39]like greatest hits from a 10-year period would stack up against this like if you took the beatles

[34:44]greatest hits from 10 years would it be better than this if you took michael jackson's greatest

[34:49]hits for 10 years would it be better how do you think this would rank if you just took a ton of

[34:53]greatest hits albums i mean he would have to be behind prince and michael jackson go matt

[34:59]i was gonna say i mean i would personally take like and it's not like a decade but like you could

[35:05]take a for me take a 10-year span of the rolling stones and make a you know 15 out 15 song album

[35:11]that would be unbelievably killer but i mean it kind of really depends on who the band is i think

[35:16]what way you're into because it's not going to compare to madonna right but i mean from a rock

[35:20]and roll standpoint you know you put the beatles they've got a eight-year span right put their

[35:25]best 15 songs together and you can take that one too like if you

[35:29]did a you know like a zeppelin greatest one through four you just put one through four and

[35:32]just take the best off that i would push back a little bit and i would say i think this would be

[35:36]the most fun album you could do that with yeah like this album yeah this is a cheat code because

[35:40]it's dance music it's way more fun from top to bottom this album is an absolute blast to listen

[35:45]to you could put it on shuffle everyone is just it's just so so fun to listen to until uh of course

[35:52]uh what's that one that we hate aaron i don't really like i'm not a fan of live to tell you

[35:59]there you go that's just me personally but this this it's not about the song it's about the one

[36:05]soundbite there's the one and get ready aaron hit it rob open your tickler file up wide because i'm

[36:10]about to drop something on you so live to tell you might this is offer album true blue okay so

[36:17]now we're getting into the true blue we all those other songs were off uh like a virgin

[36:20]so you want to hear the beginning of it russell is that what you really want to hear

[36:26]because that's what i know i just want to hear that the

[36:28]cheat code

[36:29]or whatever that noise is this one

[36:30]this sounds like a movie right and the thing is it was it was originally composed by a guy

[36:40]this thing that sound what does that sound it's just a synthesizer but it's famous in a movie i

[36:46]guarantee it well it sounds like a top gun intro jump forward a little bit yeah it sounds a lot i

[36:58]i guarantee it well it sounds like a top gun intro jump forward a little bit yeah it sounds a lot i

[36:59]who did it he did this for paramount movies for the movie fire with fire and paramount said no so

[37:05]leonard was like okay madonna take it and so she said okay i'll do it and put it into the movie at

[37:10]close range starring her then husband sean penn okay great guy turned out he was an erasable

[37:16]unimpeded he got out of there oh hello that's a good one and sean penn is fine let's not dig too

[37:23]much into what sean penn's up there are allegedly bullet holes in the back room of uh bar tusk

[37:28]in san francisco that are there from a fight sean penn was was in that's it that's that's the that's

[37:35]the anecdote rob if you were to wrestle or jujitsu sean penn do you think you could arm bar him i

[37:41]guarantee i could beat almost any actor except for tom hardy who's actually he's a champion all

[37:47]those actors are like five five i bet i could just dominate them what if they trained jujitsu for

[37:52]longer than you oh then i would get dominated if they knew anything at all i would totally

[37:56]i would get 100 dominated

[37:58]do you think jujitsu instructors are more willing to give a belt upgrade to a celebrity than they

[38:05]are just a stooge like you of course you get a video online of you giving sean penn a blue belt

[38:12]that's going viral like right away yeah yeah of course what belt are you at this these days uh

[38:17]white like white white no stripes are you testing anytime soon or no i don't know they they broke

[38:23]out a sheet you know the other day they broke out a sheet on me and i had checked off things that i

[38:28]haven't been aware that anybody was recording this so i was like oh you're trying your progress

[38:33]yeah you guys are actually paying attention i don't know if i like that very much i was like

[38:36]it sounds a lot like my job and i hate it uh that song by the way was her third number one hit

[38:42]aaron that was a number one billboard hit that was the number one i mean maybe i know nothing

[38:47]maybe maybe maybe i'm maybe i'm the one on the wrong here aaron you're allowed to have your own

[38:52]opinion it's okay this is a safe space thank you have an opinion yeah now listen of course in my

[38:58]house

[38:58]papa did preach because we did preacher bar curls all the time huh that's a niche joke that's that's

[39:06]what i came up with i'm so sorry this is a disaster we're never doing the album first again does that

[39:12]i'm not in the zone yet okay so this is off true blue as well papa don't preach but roland going's

[39:17]gonna fucking whoop ass oh my god see my problem is i'm like mentally ready like you're ready to

[39:23]check out our ratings and then like shut down and you know time to go that's my problem so this

[39:28]is her ninth straight top ten single every single she released for nine singles top tens

[39:33]she dedicated this song to the pope at one concert but the song was great because it made everybody

[39:38]mad it's one of the few songs that conservatives liberals everybody got mad at because teenage

[39:43]pregnancy conservatives are pissed off people thought it was an anti-abortion message liberals

[39:48]are pissed off it's great they leave some rougher stuff in on her vocals it's actually similar to

[39:52]again similar to a dale where you can hear the the frayed edges of the voice in this one a little

[39:58]more than the other side of the song it's a great song it's a great song it's a great song it's a

[39:58]great song i like it what's madonna what's the general consensus on madonna's singing abilities

[40:04]aaron is she like a top 100 or not even close or what's the i mean she's such it's so hard like i

[40:09]know i would say not even close to the top 100 i think she's a star she made great tunes but i

[40:15]she you know i think i don't know what people think about her talent i i i sort of forget

[40:21]about her and in that conversation if you think about the best singers i think one thing that

[40:26]separates madonna niles rogers was talking

[40:28]about working with her and he said that she was there for every recording and mixing and editing

[40:35]session even though she didn't have to be there she was there on top of it yeah i think she's kind

[40:39]of a control freak with her i don't know why that is why we're gonna have to bleep this out but she

[40:45]was born on 16th which is the same day that the guy who's always right was also born this guy

[40:51]yeah we share the same birthday she's the most famous same birthday as me who's your guys most

[40:58]famous

[40:58]same birthday as you fucking kevin costner oh i've got dennis rodman dennis rodman hey who

[41:07]did wasn't she married to wasn't rodman married rob oh my god the russell we're married kind of

[41:13]you huh that cute spot we'll find it oh there would be no worse couple than russell and i it

[41:19]would be a disaster matt how about you celebrity birthday um i think elaine from seinfeld julia

[41:26]louise dreyfus yeah

[41:28]yeah

[41:28]okay so i just i read this in a wikipedia page for live to tell something something called tom

[41:34]bria hand noted that as a singer madonna has never been a powerhouse like whitney houston but she's a

[41:40]communicator she speaks volumes with tone and phrasing you know uh takes the sound of big 80s

[41:46]pop and somehow makes it intimate so i think right there is kind of explaining she is a performer

[41:51]you know she's not necessarily yeah uh this vocal it's actually i actually do love i love tom bryan

[41:56]actually i read him a lot he writes a column called number one and i think it's a great book

[41:58]about every number one uh hit from every year it's it's definitely worth checking out on stereo gum in

[42:03]fact i think he just published a book so shout out to tom for stereo gum it says tom yeah what do you

[42:07]call brian turn off this podcast and go read that he would probably educate you more but he doesn't

[42:12]have a song about jacking off now if he did have one he wouldn't save it till the end he wouldn't

[42:19]switch it up and save it no too late russell we already blew that now here's the deal blew the

[42:25]literally the video for papa don't preach

[42:28]and i know what you're thinking is it the one with all the wrestlers nope that was girls just

[42:33]want to have fun by cindy lopper remember that where they had like tugboat willie or whatever

[42:37]his name was what was that guy's name haystack calhoun was he in there who's the wrestler that

[42:41]was in steamboat roddy roddy piper probably hillbilly gym and by the way all this wrestling

[42:49]talk we may or may not be stepping on my role and going later and i don't know how to feel about it

[42:53]all right let's see uh i'm gonna look this is why we can't do the album on the first time

[42:58]our album's gonna take two hours no no no no so who is this guy it's gonna be hillbilly gym i have

[43:07]bet money on that oh man when these guitars hit that's when you like you know you have to get off

[43:13]the dance floor you're like i really want to dance to this song but i can't i gotta get off the dance

[43:16]floor whatever she's doing is hilarious what is this this is what year is this someone's making

[43:23]pasta but wait till her dad gets home

[43:28]1.7 billion views who is this

[43:31]no who is that that's lou albano lou albano so i know what you're thinking okay so i'm gonna edit

[43:40]point here i know what you're thinking papa don't preach is that the video with captain lou albano

[43:44]no okay that was girls just want to have fun city lopper hey we're doing this in reverse

[43:48]papa don't preach if you remember who do you remember that video it's danny aiello

[43:54]right he's in the video now danny aiello said i didn't know anything about the song i didn't know

[43:58]donna but my kid really wanted me to take it however there was so much blowback over the song

[44:04]in the video that danny aiello did something absolutely insane now i want you to just keep

[44:09]in mind he's a character in the music video later that year he came out with a song called

[44:17]papa wants the best for you which is a rebuttal song to papa don't preach

[44:22]just trying to show you the right from the wrong

[44:26]this is the right from the wrong

[44:28]totally insane

[44:29]what the fuck was like oh i disagree with the video i was in as a character

[44:40]so i'm gonna make a song in real life guys that's weird nothing is real anymore this is

[44:47]like the original virtual reality it doesn't make any sense you want to know another weird

[44:51]thing about madonna videos they're great one of them was directed by david fincher the guy who

[44:58]does the music for the song and he's like oh my god i'm gonna make a song in real life

[44:58]fight club seven gone girl zodiac right the girl with the dragon tattoo did you guys know that that

[45:04]he directed music videos which one i accidentally deleted it from my notes i don't know

[45:10]my bet would be justify my love but rob flipped the script on us i got messed up i could push

[45:17]control z and instantly get that information back but i'm too lazy i don't want to do that

[45:21]uh i will say danny aiello did do the baller move where he asked madonna to be in his video

[45:26]and she was like what no fuck you

[45:28]fuck off what are you talking about it's so good open your heart now this was written for cindy

[45:34]lopper i can see that a great song though right great yep somebody on wikipedia pointed out this

[45:42]is very belinda carlisle vogue danny fincher did the video from vogue oh what a video that is too

[45:49]i get it now that makes sense because he uh he's very detail oriented you gotta hit all those

[45:54]he also did straight up by paula abdul

[45:57]great

[45:58]great one great video only by nine inch nails oh yeah he's he's worked with a lot of people

[46:03]now there's a lot of lock and key talk in this song i didn't understand that okay i didn't get

[46:09]what she was referring to don't understand i've got the lock you've got the key makes no sense

[46:14]you know some of those keys for like uh you know padlocks were like they're really short keys but

[46:19]they're really fat on the end you know what i mean like they're way too big on this end but

[46:22]they're actually very short that's a great key actually a lot of people don't care how big the

[46:26]key is um

[46:28]how many keys do you guys have in your life that you just like have technically two but one i mean

[46:35]one one of them's like a key fob right that can technically work yeah on your car but otherwise

[46:40]they just have one key that's for my house oh nice nice work i think i'm around four

[46:45]too many keys yeah you're right what do you think russ i've got i've got three i got one for work

[46:53]one for home and one for the house that only i know about and only people who go there that

[46:58]shouldn't be talked about go there you got a key to that house you got a key to that house you got

[47:05]a key to that white house you could go in and eat desserts whenever you wanted oh yeah you don't

[47:10]catch any shit over it just giving people a warning out there

[47:13]what the fuck it looks like a bear's been in here

[47:18]this dessert was too big for me this dessert was just right uh now listen no i gotta stop saying

[47:26]that i've gotten my life now i've got zero keys does that blow your mind well you guys don't lock

[47:35]your house that's messed up we don't block everyone's agreed that's messed up not only do

[47:39]we not lock it we don't have a lock on our door it does not we the lock fell off and we're like

[47:44]okay that's fine and at work fell off

[47:48]at work i've just realized a hole in your door at work i've realized i just don't need a key

[47:52]i just ask other people for their keys i don't need a key i don't need to unlock anything i have

[47:56]no key i have a key card that gets me in the school and that's it i have gotten my life to

[48:00]no keys and i'm telling you guys it's freeing it's awesome okay that's impressive kudos thank

[48:07]you i'm a no key guy and also it's my favorite pasta so that makes sense to me um

[48:14]i was waiting for a year and a half because i knew

[48:17]you guys discussed last week

[48:18]i was waiting for a year and a half because i knew you guys discussed last week

[48:18]i was waiting for a year and a half because i knew you guys discussed last week

[48:18]i was waiting for a year and a half because i knew you guys discussed last week

[48:18]i was waiting for a year and a half because i knew you guys discussed last week

[48:18]i knew he was david fincher also does express yourself and bad girl by madonna so he's done

[48:23]a few songs like it's one of the most famous famous filmmakers ever now i was bummed because

[48:29]i thought this song was about velociraptors uh but that turns out it's a lot isla nublar

[48:35]welcome that's a deep cut park i watched the first half of that movie seemed to turn out fine

[48:41]uh la isla bonita this is our fifth single from true blue all these songs you've heard are from

[48:47]true blue

[48:48]live to tell this song was slower than i remember

[48:51]we've talked about this one once before too do you guys remember when

[48:55]oh russell i don't might have to let it roll for a little bit

[49:02]this i believe featured the andre crouch gospel choir we did the best choir songs ever

[49:09]wait this was the same this was the same choir that wait you might be uh did man in the mirror

[49:14]with michael jackson i'm sure you're not like like rare

[49:18]oh i'm like four songs ahead oh you're doing russell we're doing forever we gotta we gotta

[49:25]move along here aaron do you know where san pedro is what is san pedro i don't know oh it's a

[49:31]california is does aaron really live in california something to think about he might be faking it

[49:39]he's also in bridgefield what a thing to fake like a like a prayer is this this one is my favorite

[49:48]one of the best starts to a song ever just listen yes

[49:50]listen to this song build it's unbelievable so this is offered the album like a prayer

[50:00]she's got it down she's like i'm gonna make a song that's great

[50:04]it builds it dances it's controversial as hell

[50:09]life yes so good

[50:15]this song i wish we could have

[50:18]just listened to like a prayer i wish we could have done a regular album and saw how it stacked

[50:22]up yeah i would do i'd be interested to hear it i would listen to this song 10 times a day

[50:29]yes and here's the dance you know why you like it aaron we've talked about this once before

[50:36]it features the andre crouch gospel which we talked about once before

[50:42]in the best songs ever featured

[50:45]i forgot about that i'm absolutely a man in the mirror

[50:48]i am a sucker for a gospel choir and i do love andre crouch

[50:51]i also read that the man who played the black saint in the movie is a guy named

[50:58]leon robinson who played darice bannock in the movie cool runnings

[51:03]i remember this video was tough for me because i was like all right time to get

[51:11]horny to a madonna video and then you're like no no yeah no no

[51:18]listen i mean listen to the end of that song

[51:19]oh god i just went to the same place nevermind

[51:22]okay so i will say let the choir sing this let the choir sing and then they come in oh my god

[51:29]i'm so good roof off when that happens i will say eric uh eric crouch he did a better job with the

[51:33]choir than he did playing quarterback for the browns that's another news joke i'm not gonna

[51:40]laugh at that one i'm not doing it i will uh express yourself now this feels like

[51:48]this feels like if we're gonna do a we're gonna talk about fincher we should pull this video

[51:53]you know what this sounds like this bulb you guys are you guys even listening

[51:58]it wasn't expressed you didn't express yourself all right born this way it's lady gaga lady gaga

[52:05]took that for born oh she did oh okay she took what that song listen to it born this way okay

[52:14]let's listen it's the exact same man's bedtime is

[52:17]fucked no guys we're no we're at 56 minutes we're fine born this way this part of the album takes

[52:24]15 minutes or 20 minutes yeah we're in trouble glad i did like a quadruple rolling going last

[52:29]week so i can just skip mine this week right guys oh yeah it's the same thing yeah

[52:35]wow by the way watch this video it's really good nice call

[52:42]now you might think oh lady gaga in a bikini is

[52:47]that sexy you can't come uh no because what's actually sexy is a woman in a suit coming home

[52:54]from a hard day work and dancing in an alley i feel like wasn't there like a band version like

[53:00]didn't didn't wasn't there a longer cut where she like touches her crotch or something and then

[53:04]they banned that one i feel like you might be right now you can hear here this is a different

[53:10]version than what i played earlier because they did remix and edit a lot of these songs putting

[53:14]on the greatest hits oh yeah this is not in cue sound it's like

[53:17]no okay this is where all the guys are okay this part you're just gonna you're warming up during

[53:23]this part i mean it gives you something to aspire to there's like a lot of steam and liquids being

[53:30]released from pipes i mean she's petting a cat for god's sake what is with her holding the cat

[53:36]petting the cat that's that's i think it's a metaphor russell let's get to the suit rob

[53:40]because i don't want this to be another mariah carey situation where the video is not oh oh there

[53:47]it is okay there's the suit she is sexy in this video there's like a creepy dude in the suit it

[53:55]looks like wait she's on a suit i made a i might be having a false memory here all right this is

[54:04]not good for any of us is it no this is not cherish this is off like a prayer but it's kind

[54:09]of a throwback to earlier madonna yeah it threw me off i thought i thought i had started the album

[54:15]over again when this came on it's kind of funny i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know

[54:17]it's kind of fun that she's like okay i'm gonna do like a prayer like a virgin papa don't preach

[54:22]and then i'll just do cherish just a fun pop song and then next up i think this is one of

[54:29]her better songs vogue love this this is up a new album i think it's good enough to put on a

[54:37]like a greatest hits collection that's how good it is you want to know why everyone likes this one

[54:41]because it inspired the dance craze right like people can do the dance oh see now this is

[54:47]um i mean yes but i feel like this is where you run into the like we have to mention that

[54:53]and you know bianca ran into this criticism this summer i don't know that madonna always

[54:58]gave credit to the places and the spaces where she took this music from so and i think you're

[55:02]right aaron like this is i think this dance was big in the gay community before she kind of

[55:06]popularized it and made it mainstream is that right i think you're right yeah and i think she's

[55:10]taking some flack for not not but is she promoting it i mean is she promoting it normalizing it or

[55:17]what regardless though it mainstreamed a dance craze right yes and so i thought we could do a

[55:24]list of the greatest songs ever that inspired dance crazes oh i love it oh my god yes sorry

[55:30]i'm trying to think if i can name like 17 you know what man i have a lot of them but i decided

[55:38]to split it up and do it a little differently we're going to go by decade going back to the

[55:42]60s we're going to do one per decade we're going to do the best one from each decade okay awesome

[55:46]so we're going to start with the 60s though the dance craze from the 60s that started it all is

[55:52]chubby checker the twist yeah he's got a great voice too now i prefer let's twist again but

[56:01]that's just me this is the original though right yes i read uh the guy who wrote this song he wrote

[56:09]for another group hank ballard and the midnighters but he said when he watched them sing it looked

[56:15]like they were trying to put a song together and he said i don't know i don't know i don't know

[56:16]put a cigarette out and so that's where the twist came from and then they said it's easy for people

[56:22]to do the twist it's so basic it's like you're trying to put a cigarette out and then it's like

[56:26]you're wiping your ass with your towel like jeez you know moving the moving the towel back and

[56:30]forth on your butt when you get out of the shower you guys don't do that you guys don't do the front

[56:34]to back like you're flossing like this you know what i mean like it's a banana and you're just

[56:38]riding i usually i typically take like half the towel and just like wave it forward and then go

[56:43]underneath together oh my god you're slapping it you know

[56:46]you know you got to get like the wave effect to kind of you know kind of fan it what

[56:50]guys if you saw what man was doing it's insane to think about

[56:54]you're gonna measure that in the locker Sarah loves it she's like what are you doing

[57:01]yes i would say that too no i i think the way i wipe my butt is i just take one finger on one

[57:07]side of the towel and i try to stick up as far as i can all right sorry next song on the list

[57:12]we're gonna go into the 70s you guys want to guess well you maybe can see it but it's

[57:16]from 1978 the song is YMCA huge dance craze still is still a craze today right

[57:23]well Aaron the question is is Aaron doing it right or not i was reading a lot of people do

[57:29]the YMCA incorrectly a lot of people do the M with hands on the shoulders Aaron looks like he's doing

[57:38]it right with hands in you guys do the M on the shoulders or how do you do it i usually do to the

[57:44]crown of the head man

[57:46]wait what yeah crown of the head is what i do too but i'm telling you we'll be touching your

[57:51]fingers in front of you not on the shoulders i saw a video once where they did the a down

[57:54]they put their hands down for the a like to their sides okay that's clever the other thing

[58:00]the c is supposed to go to your left so the person looking at you sees a proper c and not

[58:05]a back of course major mistake people make all right we gotta release a video of this podcast

[58:11]this is a stupid we're all doing this we really should be on youtube for this yeah this that would

[58:16]be a lot of people would watch that millions of views so pretty great i mean people are still

[58:21]doing the YMCA weddings and stuff right that's a dance craze of course i do you think my kids know

[58:26]how to do the YMCA should i wake them up right now hey they have to know how to do it you think

[58:30]just let the dog go rummage against your daughter's door like it's been doing the other nights

[58:34]get this dog i know i was gonna ask you trivia question can you guys name the costumes of all

[58:43]of the village people all right

[58:46]you can do all of them rob native american chief yeah don't ask me why i could do this

[58:50]native american chief policemen okay slash leather daddy uh then there was the construction

[58:59]worker slash telephone fixer guy yep and then there was a cowboy yep right is there one more

[59:09]i've got two more but i could be wrong is there a navy sailor it really does take a village people

[59:15]to figure this out

[59:15]i've got the other two i've got written down are a biker and a soldier is that right a soldier

[59:21]no that's right there was a soldier's wrong yeah because their other hit was in the navy

[59:26]that's true village people

[59:29]i gotta just take a look yeah i mean yeah he's in the navy i told you also the policeman is

[59:39]wearing a motorcycle helmet which i had forgotten that was part of it he was actually a chips

[59:43]he was a huge chips

[59:45]but what's this guy what's this guy then because i thought the policeman was a leather daddy but

[59:51]the biker hops on his motorcycle that's not a job assless chaps that's not a job this guy is

[59:56]this guy's not working this guy the native american chief not working everybody else

[60:00]they have a job you know respectable i mean these guys the leather daddy he's done he's just biking

[60:05]around he's having a good time it'd be funny if you they asked you to dress up as a biker and you

[60:09]came in with like spandex on and like those cleats you know the shoes you click around

[60:12]all right those helmets that like flows back to a point where you're like oh my god i'm not going to

[60:15]point yeah time trial helmet this song got to number two it could never get to number one it

[60:21]got beat by the freak so and do you think i'm sexy by rod stewart it couldn't get to one wow

[60:27]all right next song we're going to skip the 80s we're already doing madonna's we're not going to

[60:32]do the 80s we're going to go to the 90s the best dance song from the 90s is from the 69 boys this

[60:38]is tootsie roll oh there you go to the left to the right to the right to the

[60:45]front to the front to the back to the i'll be honest though i do not know exactly how to do

[60:50]the tootsie roll myself i was really good i was really good at the swoop baby

[60:54]but it's really just like a line dance kind of a thing like the stepping

[60:59]russell i have to go back who first of all this is called the tootsie roll and by the way it's

[61:04]spelled t-o-o-t it's not spelled the same as a regular tootsie roll so it's kind of like i'm

[61:09]assuming that's some sort of copyright thing right i think it's tootsie i think these guys love seeing

[61:15]they love seeing toots that was the thing yeah they want them to move to the left to the left

[61:18]they're trying to get a movie so they can open up and just like oh yeah give me that

[61:21]fart russell who's saying that song jesus what eric this is the the 69 boys yeah 69 boys what's

[61:29]a great name not the upside down or the top on top 69 boys just the regular 69 i was reading though

[61:37]this band shared two members with two other florida hip-hop groups 95 south and the quad city

[61:45]djs 95 south was the group that did woot there it is yeah which got into the woot versus woomp battle

[61:51]with tag team in the mid 90s yeah same dudes and the quad city djs they're huge right i know them

[61:58]what are they might be ride the train or something like that oh my god and write it

[62:02]these guys are revolutionaries this is incredible by the way the idea that a bunch of guys get

[62:07]together and be like what should we call our band how about the 69 boys okay like you have to go out

[62:11]and be like we're the 69 boys but we don't not

[62:14]you know what's the it's not like the biker in the i'd never put this together they even

[62:20]referenced the woot and woop songs in tootsie roll with the line uh i feel a woomp coming on

[62:29]that's the same group did you guys know it was the same group when you want to see a

[62:35]coming on they're trying to tootsie russ i'm telling you they're tootsie

[62:39]give me those farts all right we're going to move forward into the the

[62:44]2000s this is one of our famous artists ever this is beyonce single ladies dance crazy single ladies

[62:50]well that's all we're going to do on this one we'll move to the next song in the 2010s

[62:57]wait i fell asleep what was that song

[63:03]let's listen to it again russell is what it seems like russell doesn't want to linger on

[63:08]this question it feels like it feels like russell wants to move on from this one

[63:14]great dance craze right right rob do you get out on the dance floor for this one or do you

[63:19]got to sit this one out yeah russell you know first of all i'm on the dance floor all the time

[63:23]i know that the whole time but i will break out the single ladies for sure i'll do the step i'll

[63:28]do the the whole thing matt do you got the single ladies in your dance or no yeah yeah i'm out there

[63:34]yeah russell's doing the guitar solo russell's doing single ladies back to his chair dj's did

[63:39]put my hand up on your hip when i dip you dip we dip that was the question you see wasn't it

[63:44]yes there's a dance yes all right last song on the list we got to get into the 2010s

[63:49]and it's another wedding favorite it's gangnam style by sai from 2012 god i want to go to a

[63:55]wedding so bad i know maybe a destination one no kids what would that be like aaron you might

[64:03]not have heard this one because it was the first youtube video to ever get a billion views yeah

[64:07]missed it i still haven't seen wrecking ball

[64:09]first

[64:14]k-pop song to be mainstream in the u.s i believe yeah i would say great

[64:18]get that korean fried chicken russell style so those are the greatest songs ever that

[64:26]inspired dance crazes by decade love it great list god dance music so much fun

[64:32]it is fun isn't it i gotta say too going back to vogue i love that song because she mentioned

[64:38]bump and grind it and i was like yes i did i love that's just where you bumping

[64:44]and grinding has played such a huge part in my life of something i love i love bumping and i love

[64:51]grinding and when you put them together you've brought bumping and grinding damn before so what's

[64:57]the best bump and grinding song is it ain't nothing wrong no what's the best one uh i feel

[65:04]what's that one where she's like i feel something i feel something coming up i feel close yeah too

[65:10]close that's the ultimate one although as someone who is

[65:13]chaperoned high school dances i can tell you i have seen kids grind two footloose which is tough

[65:18]to do it's not easy are you uh are you a break up the bump and grind on the high school dance floor

[65:22]rob or no the rule that we had at the school was that if the person in front could not be lower

[65:28]than 30 degrees you had to be vertical you have like a protractor this you got yeah i had a plumb

[65:34]bob out there i was like i don't know take your hand just gotta take your hand the best bump and

[65:39]grind song is pony by genuine that's the one

[65:43]oh my god

[65:47]i kind of want to bum a grinder right now yeah right all these guys you feel them feeling things

[65:51]it's going to take me so long to stack up all my couch cushions but oh well uh now we get into the

[65:56]songs that were added to this as releases hey rob could you look at is this angled more than 30

[66:02]degrees or not put your computer behind you uh i've got some 2c and i want to do that you guys

[66:09]know the trick with your hand what is it angles what no huh you can't do that you can't do that

[66:13]you got 90 right you got 45 and then this is 60 and this is 30 so you can just put your hand up

[66:19]like you're doing the beyonce dance rob when you're breaking that up

[66:23]this is a cool part of the podcast i'll have to edit out because it's all visual

[66:28]justify my love now guys this i thought i jacked off a lot to other videos

[66:36]this is this one of the new ones on the album yeah this is a new one okay and lenny kravitz wrote this

[66:43]one waiting which means they must have sex right i think that's right isn't it he he he realized he

[66:49]had a great song he jumped up and his pants split open and this enormous penis came out

[66:55]what did you call it the last time i don't know it was like the size of his scarves it was so

[67:01]this is from 1990 this would like she would have recorded this in 90 then yeah and it was

[67:07]spoken spoken word owed to releasing your inner freak is how somebody

[67:13]described it uh and then rescue me oh yeah this one's good too i and it's kind of pointing to

[67:20]what madonna's going to do in the future of like pure dance hall you try to understand the reasons

[67:25]why and i prefer this listen to this listen when she yells at you and gives me hope that there

[67:31]could be a person that loves me yes

[67:36]yeah i mean this i think is like return to

[67:43]whatever was going on in in dance halls at the time or in dance music at the time

[67:48]all right listen let's get into the ratings section yeah that's a good point but to think

[67:57]that that's a 1990 song rescue me i mean that sounds advanced that doesn't sound like 1990

[68:02]that's great

[68:04]all right so is this album at 139

[68:12]okay is this album totally devoid of bumping and grinding that is a major rolling going when there's

[68:20]no bumping and grinding okay is this album bumping and grinding uh i've really painted

[68:29]myself in a corner here i can't there's nothing good with bumping and grinding if it was rolling

[68:34]grown it would be move it back move it back on the list to the back to the back or if it was

[68:40]rolling boned it would be to the front to the front right yeah but russell yeah what if it's

[68:45]rolling well toned i there's no direction that could possibly be right baby dip that's what we

[68:49]dip baby to the side to the side because but you guys are right i love french dips the chat

[68:56]aaron what do you think rolling well toned rolling bone or rolling i'm done complaining about greatest

[69:01]hits uh compilations on this list they're there they're our reality we have to deal with them for

[69:06]the next 420 60 some amount whatever it is

[69:09]360 albums that we're going to do so i'm not going to complain about that i think that in the context

[69:16]of other greatest hits compilations we've heard this one blows things out of the water like

[69:22]elvis's sun sessions yes um i mean it's better for me than the hank williams top 40 um because

[69:30]it's you know as rob said more fun to listen to so i'm in the context of this list i mean these

[69:36]songs rule the production rules dance music is fun i'm going to give it a rolling bone

[69:42]matt what do you think rolling well toned rolling bone or rolling grown 139 madonna i am not going to

[69:48]rise to aaron's level i still think greatest hits should not be on the list so i'm going to say it's

[69:54]rolling grown shouldn't be on the list fair but i love your contention i love it and i will listen

[70:01]to it uh more you know in the future than any adele 21 album i'm going to say it's rolling grown

[70:06]i can tell you that much for sure so i mean we're just all taking shots at each other when we should

[70:11]be bumping and or grinding i here's the thing is that when i was i'd like to do the electric

[70:17]i had a strict i had a strict no bumping policy so you could grind but if i saw bumping no way

[70:26]uh russell what do you think song man slower beats per minute

[70:29]until the end russell what do you think i'm glad that the album's on the list

[70:36]because it causes us to listen to it and enjoy it and get to talk about it and it would have been a

[70:40]bummer if we didn't do madonna earlier but i kind of just wish they would have picked the best madonna

[70:44]album and put it on the list like you don't have every all 15 songs don't have to be crushers you

[70:49]could have we've listened to a ton of albums that have had three crushers and some other good songs

[70:53]i just wish they would have picked her best album and put it on the list i don't

[70:57]for the life of me understand why they picked this out of everything she had

[71:00]so for me it's a rolling grown i don't think it should be on the list i'm gonna hold strong on the

[71:05]no i'm gonna hold strong on the no i'm gonna hold strong on the no

[71:06]no greatest hits but i'm glad we listened to it i enjoyed it i'll come back and listen to it again

[71:10]well russell you're you are in luck russell because at 222 we're gonna get ray of light by

[71:16]madonna and insanely at 331 aaron's wish is gonna come true and we're gonna get like a prayer this

[71:24]is where the biggest joke is you can't put like a prayer on the list and then put a greatest hits

[71:29]that includes three or four of the songs right guys the good news is we're not gonna get to that

[71:34]until 2027 four years from now

[71:36]dirty mind at 328 that's that's a ripoff oh no aaron's looking at the list aaron put his

[71:41]bald head right next to the camera and he's looking at the list it's freaking me out

[71:45]guys unfortunately you are incorrect okay incorrect this gets a rolling cultural revolution

[71:52]i mean think about it this is like madonna is the 80s madonna everything going from pop to i mean

[72:01]by the way the idea that she was everybody thought she was so controversial like what a joke now right

[72:05]like you listen to a song and you're like oh my god i'm gonna get a prayer on the list

[72:06]you listen to a song like wet ass pussy and you're like hmm i wonder if like a prayer is too

[72:09]controversial like get the fuck out of here all relative to your time right no exactly and it's

[72:13]like all this all this stuff on renaissance like it's so much more sex forward and you're right

[72:17]robs like madonna saying things like lock and key it's like listen to old blues tunes you could not

[72:21]pick a better album to encapsulate the 80s and to show us just how powerful madonna is she should

[72:28]have been in the top hundred embarrassing that she's not total whiff by rolling stones i normally

[72:32]don't make a statement like this but it's true next up

[72:35]we've got an album that happens when i order two pizzas from dominos

[72:40]jesus what's that paranoid by black sabbath

[72:44]all right let's get into our voicemail

[72:51]shouldn't we have a super freak out first or should we do should we do

[72:56]wade's world should we do rolling going first and i'll do the voicemail this is the way we do it

[73:01]all right so let's get into our voice just go completely backwards yeah all right let's roll it

[73:05]go all right let's do it

[73:05]yeah what do we want to do

[73:08]it's rolling going all right so guys let's get into our rolling going

[73:14]it's time to see what everybody's up to it's time for rolling yeah we are figuring out why

[73:25]we don't do it this way aren't we oh yeah yep it's good for our neuroplasticity matt what do

[73:31]you think wrong um shoot matt what do you think rolling going what's going on with you

[73:35]um not much guys i had some uh rice and chicken and cheese for lunch today and that was good so

[73:42]rolling going russell how's it going here it's furious you took you literally took his rolling

[73:46]going he's so mad you had rice and chicken and cheese how did that happen what are you just we

[73:51]had some rice sitting around sarah made some cheese some chicken in the crock pot and then

[73:56]just throw it better throw some cheese on top of it throw it together and there you go yeah

[74:00]any hot sauce um i did throw a little frank's on there there you go a little

[74:05]you know just that's about what i had i had that's what i had in the in the old work

[74:09]what kind of hot sauce do you have at home what if i open up your fridge right now what would i

[74:13]see hot sauce wise i bet he's got it over under four and a half different kinds i will say i'll

[74:19]go over i'll say under i'll go over i think i'm at five right now yeah i have yeah i got some

[74:26]chili crisp i have some crystal louisiana hot sauce i have el you could take a there might

[74:33]still be some sriracha in there

[74:35]and i got this stuff called nando nando's perry perry sauce which i wouldn't buy again that one's

[74:40]got like xanthan gum in it i wouldn't i wouldn't buy it again but yeah i'd say over four and a half

[74:44]i'm disappointed you don't have one of those hot sauces that's named like ass blaster from the past

[74:48]you know what i mean like no i'm not crazy i'm not like an insane heat person i like hot sauce

[74:53]but i'm not i'm not trying to like put hair on my chest or impress anybody with it oh can you pass

[74:59]me the shit your brains out like i love those we're only going rosie how's it going with you

[75:03]uh it's going great with me i want to

[75:05]tell you guys a story about something cute slash potentially scary my son did and then i got a

[75:11]question for you guys so the first thing is my son wallace has decided uh he's he loves pranks

[75:17]and he's also learning to write so i was trying to get him out the door to go to school last week

[75:21]when anna had gone to the office and he's writing on sheets of paper and he's he learned how to

[75:27]write on one side look on the back and then on the back he wrote the word love and then he had

[75:35]written the word poop on a different piece of paper and then and then and then it turned out

[75:42]that one he had in which we got out the door we had two sheets of paper they both said look on the

[75:47]back and one of them on the back said it is love and the other one said it is poop and he wanted

[75:52]he wanted to put them in the neighbor's mailboxes and i was like no yes do it i was like no we

[75:59]cannot okay i was like okay we can put them in jen and nadine's because they're right next to us

[76:04]and they know you and like they'll

[76:05]think it's cute and funny but and then he was like what about alan i was like we don't even

[76:08]know alan that well i don't know man we can't i was like okay fine what about the guy who's always

[76:13]shooting guns in his backyard you're like no we're not gonna put it in alice if you want to do it

[76:17]you're gonna you're gonna do it is poop and jen and nadine's because i'm gonna kick out and then

[76:20]you know you and then you gotta do it is love for alan he's like okay so can i put the technical

[76:25]question yeah i was kind of under the assumption that the two would go together so if i gave these

[76:31]two to bat the first one he would read is see the back and it would say this

[76:35]is love and then he would look at the next one thinking he was gonna be another nice thing and

[76:39]then it's this is poop like that's what makes it funny is like the the progressive nature i told

[76:44]him that i was going to talk to you guys about this so i will give him that feedback and he will

[76:48]i think there needs to be a progressive with you you need to start with something sweet and then

[76:53]when you think the sweet thing is coming it's like the no this is what you need mass but dave

[76:57]like you gotta switch it up he might agree with you i'll give him that feedback i

[77:01]see i would just do the two sides of the coin where on the front i would say like i love you

[77:05]so much and i just want to say and then you flip it over and says this is poop like to me that's the

[77:09]that's the bite right there but i talked i thought i had talked him into it is love for the neighbors

[77:15]who we know better it is poop for the neighbors who we know better and it is love for the guy who

[77:19]we don't know as well so he said okay put the letters in the mailbox and then we got down to

[77:24]the corner and he said dad you know you know when i'm smiling it's because i played a prank on you

[77:29]and i was like what he's like i put the i put the it is poop in alan's mailbox i don't know that well

[77:35]email i had to email alan and be like hey um my son has been discovering pranks and he put a letter

[77:41]in your mailbox and honestly i don't know if it says love or poop but hope you're not offended

[77:46]did he email back he did he wrote back and he was very kind and he said he was yeah curious about it

[77:51]but once he knew the source he was delighted to be the recipient of a playful poop letter no harm

[77:56]done so shout out to alan for you know playing along imagine like the two hours he was in his

[78:01]house looking out his window like who the fuck is this i can you

[78:05]I imagine that guy getting the email, and he calls his wife over, and he's like, hey, that fucking weirdo next door just emailed me.

[78:11]You know the new guy who's always had his solar people over?

[78:16]The one whose head pops up over the hedges and looks in the window.

[78:18]That one.

[78:18]You know that guy who keeps giving us those figs we keep throwing away?

[78:21]Yeah, he fucking emailed me.

[78:22]Fucking weirdo.

[78:24]I had to crash his car back and out of his own driveway.

[78:27]Oh, man.

[78:28]That's a long one.

[78:30]That's a big callback.

[78:33]Was that the old house, or was that this house?

[78:34]That's the old house.

[78:35]I was driving to the same neighborhood.

[78:36]He lives in the same neighborhood.

[78:37]It is the same neighborhood.

[78:38]I was driving forward.

[78:39]I'm going to see it on Saturday.

[78:41]You're coming?

[78:41]I know.

[78:42]We're going to see Matt.

[78:43]We're going to see Matt in person.

[78:44]Yes.

[78:46]I can deliver my own letter to Alan on Saturday.

[78:48]Yes, you can.

[78:49]You can bring one.

[78:50]Yeah.

[78:51]My nephew, I got a sign on my bed at the cabin, and it was a little piece of paper, and it

[78:57]said, will you go on a date with me, signed, and then the name of my sister.

[79:01]And then apparently she got one in her room that said, will you go on a date with me,

[79:05]and it was.

[79:05]I signed my name, and I was like, this is a great prank.

[79:08]So the pranks are alive and well in my house, so I'll keep an update on those.

[79:13]Russell, how's it rolling?

[79:14]You should teach him the prank where he puts a saran wrap over the toilet.

[79:16]That's a good one to have in the house.

[79:17]No, we just read a book with that in it tonight, and I was like, skip over this quick, because

[79:21]I do not.

[79:22]Like, that will absolutely be the next thing.

[79:24]Just taking a shit on a saran wrap.

[79:27]Russell, how's it rolling going with you?

[79:31]Rolling going.

[79:32]Things are going really well, but I got to admit, I have to.

[79:35]Maybe go to the advice corner from you guys.

[79:37]I have something coming up this weekend.

[79:38]I need some advice on how to handle it.

[79:40]Get, get, get, get to the corner.

[79:43]See, now this is where it's saving us to the end.

[79:46]Yeah, this is a huge, this is a huge reveal.

[79:49]Get down on one knee.

[79:50]That's how it starts.

[79:51]But Rob, I can't get my toes underneath me to get back up.

[79:58]Like, that's the problem, right?

[80:00]I don't think we recorded that part of the conversation.

[80:01]If I go down there and I get stuck down there, that doesn't come off very well.

[80:05]Well, that's part of it.

[80:06]Will you marry me?

[80:07]Can you stand up?

[80:08]Here, grab my hand.

[80:10]Got a cramp.

[80:11]So, you guys have been mentioning wrestling all night.

[80:17]This is a wrestling slash advice rolling going.

[80:20]WrestleMania.

[80:21]WrestleMania is coming up this weekend, and it's actually two nights.

[80:25]As you guys know, when I was a kid, I was a huge wrestling fan.

[80:29]You know, fell out of it, but it's still on, and it's on Peacock.

[80:32]Like, the last few years, it's been on Peacock.

[80:34]Oh, it is?

[80:35]If you want to watch WrestleMania, it's easy to watch.

[80:37]And I do.

[80:38]You just pull up Peacock.

[80:40]And so, I was, like, thinking.

[80:41]Russell, you know who had a huge wrestling fan?

[80:42]Who's that?

[80:43]Yokozuna.

[80:44]I mean, that thing he carried.

[80:46]You know who carried it?

[80:49]Mr. Fuji.

[80:51]Mr. Fuji.

[80:52]I watched a TikTok of how Yokozuna came to be, and I saw Mr. Fuji, and it made me laugh my ass off.

[80:57]But so, I started thinking, like, there's part of me.

[81:01]I want to watch WrestleMania.

[81:02]So, if I want to watch WrestleMania.

[81:05]Do you, if you are seeing a, let's call them a diva, a diva that's not a wrestling fan.

[81:11]How do you get away with, like, do you say, hey, I'm not feeling good Saturday night, and you stay home and watch it?

[81:17]Yep.

[81:18]Do you admit to the diva that you've been seeing once or twice that, hey, I want to watch this wrestling thing?

[81:24]How do you handle saying to someone that you're dating or hanging out with, spending time with that, hey, I have this thing about that.

[81:34]Well, you're doing something.

[81:35]I want to watch it.

[81:36]What do you do?

[81:37]How do you handle that?

[81:38]I would say this, Russell.

[81:40]I'd say, hey, guess what?

[81:42]I'm going to stay at home and watch wrestling at home because Russell said so.

[81:46]That's the bottom line.

[81:50]And then open a can of beer and just slam it right after you're done.

[81:56]It is cooking.

[81:57]Russell, I highly recommend lying about it.

[82:01]I think that's a great plan.

[82:02]Lying about it.

[82:02]Nothing could possibly go wrong.

[82:04]Please.

[82:05]I think I can guess what Matt's going to say.

[82:06]Yeah, you got to wait until you're married to pull this stuff out, that you actually watch this stuff.

[82:11]Well, there's time for that.

[82:13]He's talking.

[82:13]It's Wednesday night as we're talking.

[82:15]That can be remedied.

[82:18]So Rob says lie about it.

[82:20]Hey, I love you, and tomorrow we're watching wrestling.

[82:21]I want to spend the rest of my life with you, and tomorrow there's a ladder match.

[82:25]Oh, by the way, this is no joke.

[82:27]Matt, why don't you guys give me the advice, and I'll tell you the problem I ran into before.

[82:32]I don't want this to sound bad.

[82:35]Isn't this the part of dating that's still good, is that you get your own time?

[82:38]Oh, yeah.

[82:40]You know what I mean?

[82:40]Because look, Sarah, I could tell her I'm going to go watch whatever.

[82:45]Just put it on our shared calendar as long as it's there and nothing else is going on.

[82:49]Great, right?

[82:50]So it's fine.

[82:51]But you could go sleep at your own house every once in a while and things like that.

[82:57]You can do the things that you want to do and watch a Twins game front to back.

[83:02]I got to work late.

[83:04]I got to work late.

[83:05]I got to go home.

[83:06]I got to work late.

[83:07]There you go.

[83:08]There you go.

[83:09]So, I mean, isn't that part of it?

[83:10]Is that like you can just say, like, look, I'm busy on Saturday.

[83:13]And if they ask, okay, well, you asked, you know, I'm going to watch wrestling.

[83:17]And yes, I'm going to watch wrestling.

[83:19]So you admit that you're going to watch it.

[83:20]Rob says you lie.

[83:21]Yeah.

[83:22]Aaron, you're going to break the tie.

[83:23]How do you handle it?

[83:24]Yeah, you say I'm going to stay and watch wrestling, and I'll tell you all about it.

[83:28]You admit it.

[83:28]Yeah.

[83:29]You set it up like, and maybe if things go well next year at this,

[83:35]this time, you can watch it with me.

[83:36]Yeah, exactly.

[83:37]There you go.

[83:39]Put it in your tickler file.

[83:40]Spin it.

[83:40]I can't come over Saturday.

[83:41]I've got a bad case of Boston crabs.

[83:43]There's a lot of wrestling moves that do sound like STDs if you think about it, right?

[83:48]Hey, I'm going to come over and give you the abdominal stretch.

[83:52]Like, oh, I met this girl in Vegas, and she gave me a shake, rattle, and roll.

[83:56]You'd be like, yeah, that's bad.

[83:57]Here's what you do, Russell.

[83:58]Here's my honest advice, okay?

[84:00]Yeah.

[84:00]All you have to do is you say to them, hey, I'm really,

[84:04]I'm into it.

[84:05]I'm watching wrestling on Sunday, Saturday.

[84:06]Come on over and watch it with me.

[84:08]They are going to say absolutely positively no.

[84:11]They want nothing to do with wrestling.

[84:12]They think.

[84:13]They're going to come up with their own excuse.

[84:14]They're going to, and now you put them on the back foot.

[84:16]They're going to lie to you, and you say, hey, I invited you over.

[84:19]You look like a good guy.

[84:21]You get to do what you want, but you just say, hey, this is what I'm doing.

[84:23]Come on over if you want.

[84:23]Guarantee they're going to say no.

[84:24]I got a whole carrot cake we could share.

[84:26]Oh, my God.

[84:27]I don't think I can do both nights.

[84:29]I just need to watch it for like a couple, like an hour or two, right?

[84:33]Like, I just need to see the main event or something.

[84:34]The first night is WrestleMania.

[84:36]The second night is WrestleDepressia.

[84:38]Russell looking in the mirror and realizing he spent a Saturday night

[84:43]watching WrestleMania.

[84:44]Russell is John Cena's finishing move, the worst finishing move of all time.

[84:49]What's it called?

[84:51]You Can't See Me, where he just goes from, you know, he stands over him

[84:55]and does You Can't See Me, goes from one side, jumps over him,

[84:58]go to the other, and just gives an elbow.

[85:00]I think it's the worst finishing move of all time.

[85:03]Arguably, like a top three, you know, most famous or most popular wrestler of all time.

[85:08]So, I think it's the worst.

[85:10]I will say the only time this has ever come up before, Rob, go ahead.

[85:13]I saw a thing on TikTok where they were saying the people's elbow came about

[85:16]because The Rock was trying to make people laugh.

[85:18]And so, you'd try to get people to, like, jump early when you're giving them an elbow.

[85:22]So, he'd come in and then do all this stuff before he did the elbow

[85:25]to try to throw out their timing, which I think is so funny.

[85:27]It's pretty good.

[85:28]That's good.

[85:28]That's good.

[85:29]But this has came up one time before.

[85:32]So, yeah, I've already told you that this diva that I know

[85:36]has a habit for falling asleep while I'm still awake, right?

[85:39]I accidentally ate all the carrot cake one time.

[85:42]Accidentally.

[85:43]And I put the cheesecake in the fridge because I thought that was appropriate.

[85:47]I thought it was actually a very kind thing for me to do that.

[85:50]Put it in the fridge so it didn't go bad.

[85:52]Russell acted like he was walking and slipped and fell on the counter

[85:54]and it went in his mouth.

[85:55]It's like how guys end up in the hospital with shampoo bottles up their ass

[85:59]and they're like, I don't know.

[86:02]I'm just going to eat.

[86:07]You know, if you happen to run into my mouth, that's your fault.

[86:10]So, I don't know what it was, guys.

[86:12]It might have been a SummerSlam or something like that.

[86:16]Another one of the big pay-per-views or whatever that WWE does.

[86:19]And one time I was over at a diva's house, let's say,

[86:24]and the diva fell asleep early, which tends to happen sometimes.

[86:27]And I was like, I know, I know.

[86:29]There's a Royal Rumble.

[86:31]The Royal Rumble.

[86:33]Like, you got to see, you got to know what goes on in the Royal Rumble, right?

[86:35]So, like, this person has Peacock.

[86:38]And so, I pull it up and I turn the volume way down

[86:43]so this person doesn't wake up and catch me watching the Royal Rumble

[86:47]on their Peacock on their TV, right?

[86:49]Yeah.

[86:50]They didn't wake up, but then you know what happened?

[86:52]It's like in Netflix or any of the other streaming things.

[86:55]You see what the last thing people watch.

[86:58]And what do I do?

[86:59]Like, do I just leave it on there?

[87:00]What do I do?

[87:02]Listen.

[87:02]Waking up the next morning and seeing what you were watching right before you went to bed.

[87:05]Always a disaster.

[87:07]Speaking of that, Rob, Roland going, how's it going with you?

[87:13]It's like, oh, my God, he just speared her.

[87:16]Goldberg style.

[87:17]Oh, jeez.

[87:18]So, the whole show has led to this.

[87:21]It all comes down to this, Rob.

[87:23]Rob, Roland going, how's it going?

[87:24]This is the reason we're recording tonight.

[87:25]I'm just going to tell you guys.

[87:26]I'm just going to tell you guys.

[87:27]The reason I got you guys together tonight, I'm not going to do

[87:30]because I need a longer time to tell that story.

[87:32]So, here's the deal.

[87:34]That's kind of a beat and switch.

[87:36]I had the rush of my life the other day.

[87:39]Okay?

[87:39]Once again, doing the very cool thing where I lose my temper.

[87:42]I'm getting my bike out of the bike rack on like 55th Street or something.

[87:48]And I'm just pulling it out.

[87:50]I'm not in anybody's way.

[87:51]We got to pull out MAPS song.

[87:53]And all of a sudden, there's a guy in a car screaming at me.

[87:58]He's like behind me.

[87:59]He's screaming.

[87:59]I was like, what?

[88:00]And he yelled something like, and I know he said,

[88:02]you fat fuck.

[88:03]And then he said something like, you need to pick a different sport.

[88:06]And I was like, how does he know I'm doing jiu-jitsu and I'm way too big?

[88:10]This guy is like, it's scary accurate.

[88:11]It's like a ghost of Christmas.

[88:12]I don't know what he was mad about, but he was just screaming at me.

[88:15]And then he's in the passenger seat.

[88:16]He was, what?

[88:17]Were you wearing your gi?

[88:18]No, I was going to school.

[88:20]This is like at eight o'clock in the morning,

[88:21]like way too early to be yelling at people.

[88:23]And he is, he's in a car.

[88:26]He's a scrub.

[88:26]He's in his best friend's ride.

[88:28]And he comes by me and then immediately gets stuck behind me.

[88:32]And he's in a garbage truck.

[88:33]So he's like 20 yards up ahead.

[88:34]It's the worst.

[88:35]He's like 20 yards up ahead.

[88:36]When you yell at a biker, you can't stop afterwards.

[88:37]You got to get through there.

[88:39]So I, all of a sudden.

[88:41]Yes.

[88:41]Just.

[88:42]Rage.

[88:43]Like, Albert Einstein looked down and was like, yes,

[88:46]you are very smart for thinking of this.

[88:48]I bike by them.

[88:49]That is a wild Einstein accent.

[88:51]With my left foot, I kick the passenger door as hard as I can.

[88:56]Oh my God.

[88:56]Absolutely blast.

[88:58]You're like committing assault.

[89:00]Now you're like.

[89:00]Oh my God.

[89:01]Now you're doing criminal acts.

[89:02]Put the fucking hammer down.

[89:03]And immediately I was like, oh shit.

[89:06]This guy's going to run me over.

[89:07]He catches me.

[89:09]I take off.

[89:12]I was like that movie, the bike messenger movie.

[89:14]I'm flying through New York.

[89:16]Get away.

[89:17]No problem.

[89:18]I'm on an electric bike.

[89:19]There's every car stop.

[89:20]You're like the kid in E.T.

[89:22]Like you're going to go fly it off of a hill.

[89:24]I cannot recommend it enough.

[89:26]It felt so good to do that.

[89:28]I highly recommend putting your life in danger on a bike in Manhattan.

[89:32]We did.

[89:33]You get to yell at you again when you did it or anything.

[89:35]When I kicked it, they went crazy and the car started honking like crazy.

[89:39]The car had to move.

[89:40]It was so satisfying.

[89:42]Just the idea that he yelled at this big fat guy who then came by and kicked his car hard

[89:48]and they never saw him again.

[89:50]The perfect ending.

[89:51]The perfect crime, Russell.

[89:53]The big fat guy won.

[89:54]Yeah.

[89:54]Nothing is.

[89:55]Well, Russell, come on.

[89:56]Nothing is going to top that.

[89:58]I mean, it literally is like birth of one child.

[90:01]Me doing that.

[90:01]Birth of another.

[90:02]Birth of another child.

[90:02]Top three moments of my life.

[90:04]Does everybody still have that text where Rob sends us the password to all the podcast stuff?

[90:08]No.

[90:10]Okay.

[90:10]No.

[90:11]Rob is text.

[90:11]Nobody else cared.

[90:12]You can just send that password out one more time.

[90:14]Yeah.

[90:14]Listen, it did remind me, though, of airport guy getting behind me and me having to yell

[90:19]at airport guy.

[90:20]And then yelling at the policeman for not breaking us up.

[90:22]Let's get into our voicemail.

[90:25]This is so crazy.

[90:26]Pick a long song just for Matt.

[90:31]We asked them to leave.

[90:32]Text messages on a voicemail line.

[90:36]Apologies to this caller for having to wait all this long to hear the voicemail.

[90:40]Most of the time.

[90:41]They leave text messages.

[90:44]Oh, this is a nice song, I think I made.

[90:45]For our show.

[90:47]Do these idiots not realize we only do audio?

[90:52]Our listeners are moronic.

[90:54]That's what we think.

[90:57]But it's a pain.

[90:59]It's a pain.

[91:02]To hear what they say.

[91:04]If you think they're mad.

[91:06]You should hear the ones we don't play.

[91:10]Now, here's the crazy thing, right?

[91:11]That album's what?

[91:12]Six years after this Madonna one?

[91:14]Only six years.

[91:16]That's nuts.

[91:17]That's nuts.

[91:18]That blows my mind.

[91:19]Oh, I got to open up a picture for this one.

[91:24]Imagine being the person who finally sent in a voicemail and you've got to wait fucking

[91:28]an hour and 50 minutes to hear it.

[91:29]You got to listen to us talk about music.

[91:32]On a music podcast.

[91:33]Oh, no.

[91:35]Find the guy that has been known to make fun of Ken Burns hair.

[91:39]Oh, I thought that Duke Nukem voice is cool, but I realize now it's totally inaudible.

[91:42]The text message said, find the guy in the picture who made fun of Ken Burns hair.

[91:47]And this person has sent to me a picture from, I don't know what my senior year of college.

[91:52]Right.

[91:53]Where once again, I am like, what is going on in this picture?

[91:58]I look like, what do I look like?

[92:01]I look like Andre.

[92:02]I look like the kid that you look like Malcolm Gladwell.

[92:06]It's like, it's like Andre the giant.

[92:09]Yeah.

[92:09]Malcolm Gladwell.

[92:10]And the kid from the movie, the mask.

[92:13]Yeah.

[92:13]Some sort of sexual escapade.

[92:16]Not your face.

[92:17]The hair.

[92:18]The mask.

[92:19]Just the hair.

[92:20]A little Jonah Hill.

[92:21]We're only talking about hair.

[92:22]Andre the giant's a good one too, Russell.

[92:29]That's a good Andre the giant.

[92:30]It looks like Andre the giant's grandmother.

[92:32]Right.

[92:32]It looks like this is my natural hair color.

[92:35]If Malcolm Gladwell's 10,000 hours had been on eating stuff like that's what.

[92:40]Look at this.

[92:43]The bigger question is so.

[92:44]So Rob has pulled up.

[92:45]It looks like a yearbook photo.

[92:47]There's probably about 12 pictures.

[92:48]Yeah.

[92:49]And Rob's got his hair, which we're talking about here.

[92:51]But if you go up to the top level, there is a gentleman who I don't think anyone.

[92:56]I'll just be quiet.

[92:57]But he's his.

[92:59]He decided the yearbook picture.

[93:00]He's going to go with like the tongue out.

[93:02]Yeah.

[93:02]I'm sticking the tongue out in the yearbook picture.

[93:04]What do you guys think of people that go with like this super out of the norm yearbook picture?

[93:09]I think I know that guy, right?

[93:11]Yeah.

[93:12]Yes, you do.

[93:13]Yeah.

[93:13]I mean, I'm going to recuse myself.

[93:15]This is the dude who I know it might.

[93:18]I think it's the same one.

[93:19]I could be wrong if I'm not correct me.

[93:21]I've been known to be wrong about this.

[93:22]I think this is the same guy who lived in our freshman dorm and worked at McDonald's

[93:27]and brought home some old lady that he worked with at McDonald's and banged her in the dorm room.

[93:32]Oh, my God.

[93:32]That's the story.

[93:33]We are never doing the voicemail last again.

[93:35]He gave her the double cheeseburger with thighs.

[93:42]You know what they call that in England, don't you?

[93:46]What do they call it in England?

[93:47]A Royale with cheese.

[93:49]He gave her the Royale with cheese.

[93:51]I'm not sure if old lady is correct, but it was a legendary story.

[93:54]I mean, it was a, you know.

[93:55]She was old enough.

[93:56]She shouldn't have been on a college campus.

[93:58]Yeah, right.

[93:59]She shouldn't have been having sex in a dorm room.

[94:01]That's true.

[94:01]That's true.

[94:02]That's probably true.

[94:02]I feel like this was the last year, but like, I don't think my class did this, the yearbook.

[94:07]I think it like died with your, and it wasn't everybody like switching names.

[94:11]So it wasn't like Barry from Burnsville, like in Steve's place and things like that.

[94:16]So it's all messed up anyways.

[94:17]I think so.

[94:18]But college yearbook pictures are freeing because it were free, right?

[94:21]They could take a picture for free.

[94:23]So I would get, tease my hair up real big and be like, oh, this is so funny.

[94:26]And now looking back, I'm like, oh, that's the best I ever looked at my life.

[94:30]Like if I knew.

[94:32]What I look like now, then I would have taken so many nudes of myself, just saved them up.

[94:36]Just picture after picture of me totally naked.

[94:38]Cause now, oh my God, forget about it.

[94:41]It looks like, it looks like the sweepings from a bakery, like what's on the floor at

[94:47]the end of the day at the bakery.

[94:48]That's what my body looks like.

[94:49]Just hair mixed in with like white.

[94:51]Rob, do you think anyone out there has ever, uh, uh, pleasured themselves while they're

[94:57]looking at this picture in the book of you over on your zero?

[95:02]0.5 people over when you want to hear, but you're just too lazy to look it up.

[95:14]I remember St.

[95:15]Olaf being a really attractive place with lots of attractive people.

[95:17]This picture is making me think maybe that's not the case.

[95:19]Yeah.

[95:20]I think the end of the alphabet was rough genetically.

[95:24]Beck did it better.

[95:28]Rob, you, you had mentioned earlier that you had the rush of your life.

[95:32]Well, I also had the rush of my life involved a hot load, a jelly bean, a cue sound, and

[95:37]sorry, the rest of this, my notes are on the next page.

[95:39]This is poop.

[95:41]This is poop.

[95:44]We're never doing this again.

[95:45]It's time.

[95:46]This is a disaster.

[95:47]Goodbye.

[95:49]You know, that guy who worked at McDonald's, he truly was a Big Mac.

[96:02]Thank you.