Eminem: The Marshall Mathers LP (2000)

[00:00]in 2020 four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums as a side by rolling stone magazine this resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music excoriated the order and led us to making this podcast we are far from experts we promise to do almost no research all opinions are our own unless you disagree please sit back and enjoy back did it better we are all the way up to album 145 and from 2000 let's see 145 i love thems oh god i couldn't do it at all and from 2000 it's the marshall mathers lp by m&m uh guys i just have one little nose

[00:34]thing before we get to my song i just went to the bathroom during the break and i realized that these boxer briefs that i'm wearing have no flap this is a maximum security prison that i am in there is no jailbreak so for those of you in the audience who are doing a jailbreak all week hoping to hear a report on it sorry not going to be happening i do not have a flap so for those of you that participate in the jailbreak sorry but i'm out okay so you did not last very long okay very short short jailbreak yeah but i was happy when i was just

[01:03]wearing boxers i was like no possibility of getting hurt today all right let's get let's you know what enough of this talk we've had fun but let's turn on used i'm so confused how i got injured last week down on the ground man and aaron do you get the the science of how he got hurt were you like on your phone or something so you're distracted like russell i'll send you a homemade video later speaking of being on your phone in the bathroom question for you i walked into yes there are people that do it i

[01:32]walked into a public bathroom the other day and there was a person at the stall one hand on the junk yeah one hand with the see it all the time oh i do it no wait one hand on the one hand do that no way not be you cannot i don't go one hand on the junk i go unguided scud missile style yeah i'm scutting it out no way i got two hands on my phone i'm texting scud scutty i was i was just i was appalled i was like you gotta be shit me what yeah what

[02:02]really possibly need to be looking at for the 30 seconds or whatever it is why not what else that's the perfect time to use your phone at the urinal that's crazy guys why not i did i would disagree no no no no that's perfect i would think less of you if i saw it in vegas aaron what we've talked about this is sickness of people walk these cannot not be on their phone they cannot walk they're like their necks are going to be creaked yeah from they're just always looking down it's like these little nerdy guys and their elbows are always tucked in and they're like

[02:30]like alligators like looking at their phone you know jesus would you say someone who's been walking the dog lately and watching tiktoks at the same time that that would be the indication that maybe you have an issue rob yes i would say definitely huh leave your phone at home what's holding the pants up if you get one on the junk and one on the phone like when the pants just fall off muscular thighs my friend okay muscular tight ties damn it all right let's get guys let's turn on the radio okay i was listening when you're done

[03:03]when you're done so when you're done yeah do you pocket the phone and replace how do you take take your earphones off real quick i gotta talk to russ i'll yell you okay isn't this great rosie because last episode rob just kept interrupting russell russell's rob just wants to get to his son i know you guys can't hear and now i know rob he just wants to get to his song and russ is just giving it right back to him

[03:33]just giving him the business i like this all right guys come on back headphones on i the problem is here's the problem russell's if i put the phone back in the pocket those pants are falling down sorry i wasn't listening i was waiting for it don't take it out just never take your if you don't take the phone out you don't have to worry about putting it back in what are you looking at you're just looking at the wall so rob when you're when you're replacing everything you're putting where it's stuff where it goes back you do with

[04:00]one hand with the phone on in the hand oh yeah two hands two hands i'm not a fireman wrapping up a hose i mean so you like you zip up your fly with one hand while your phone's in your hand well this this explains it no wonder he no wonder he screwed himself or whatever it was at some point the phone has to go back there's no way you get through the whole trip with the phone out i knew it was bad because i was trying to push volume up on my penis i was like wait if that's here then where's my

[04:31]wait i thought i have an excel phone i don't know there's something there listen guys let's turn on the radio and just see what plays i actually listened to a list of 896 greatest songs and this was 896 so let's check it out number one in my book welcome to k-rob k-r-o-b and i just have one message for all the haters out there i know the song's not on the album but the other songs were hard to rap to old ladies

[05:02]old ladies can russ get that aarp ass old ladies russ dated he dated what old ladies russ hid with his silence the fact that 64 is the age on her license you want to you want to know why russ did what he did going to early bird dinner just a hit on all them

[05:30]their hair is gray she's a retiree he doesn't have to worry about making a baby and then we all said uh russell you dating cougars uh-uh you only date women that can't use computers well they have aged well have an old lady smell jitterbug for a cell get their email through aol she's divorced buys russ shirts for lacoste but every sunday she makes a really good spaghetti sauce she's got eight cats doesn't drive very fast but russ likes the feel of her old lady hands we discussed hold up wait a minute right there russ be

[06:02]careful when you bang her she has rheumatoid arthritis russ dated he dated old lady russ dated he dated old ladies russ dated he dated can russ get that aarp ass please i think the most visceral part of that song is dating somebody with old lady hands

[06:39]like that's when you know right you grab those hands and they're paper jack beck did it better all right everybody listen we're here we're recovering from that song uh i've got four guys here talking about uh the marthal marshall mathers lp by eminem having trouble

[07:01]with it today marshall mathers lp and i've got four guys here who thought there was it was about the plan to bring food to europe after world war ii what rob's smart again i got matt minneapolis matt what are you doing uh i'm just enjoying hanging out with you guys so thanks for having me rob always great to be on the the podcast with you and the other hosts geez sounds like you're quitting man please don't quit uh i got russell in minnesota russell why are you doing rob i am

[07:31]whatever you say i am if i wasn't then why would i say i am in the podcast the downloads every day i am just dating old ladies for that aarp ass is the way i am you know that was a freestyle that's how good he is that's a pivot nice this is russell 69 mile for sure and i've got aaron out in california now aaron told me that he calls those guys out of the dome and i'm like oh my god those rappers on reese's uh peanut butter cups the panties aaron how are you doing what i knew that one would get aaron i knew that one would distract him

[08:04]can i come back for that what he's like i just gotta take off these panties before i eat the reese's cup yeah but you're gonna start doing it now aren't you maybe say that to somebody next time you're eating reese's cups especially if it's a big cup oh sometimes i scribble addresses too sloppy let's talk about the marshall manners lp gas stations sell single big cups i do not want

[08:30]to buy king-size candy bars all the time i don't need four reese's cups that's too too many i need two okay when i take off those panties and eat that cup stick in the hole in the middle you know what i mean you get out the hole in the middle first all right well try not calling them panties from now on think about it one of their candies have panties rob i you know what i guess those ones you get for valentine's like the hearts you gotta pull those out of the panties when you grab them right they come with the panties on i suppose all right let's get into

[09:03]i i let's get into the voicemail here why mess around okay we're gonna make this quick we're gonna make this a quick episode dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb shit listeners like listeners i misclicked dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb shit listeners like listeners that's proud of squirt callers are so stupid that laugh it got me again aaron fuck off got me again with me callers are so stupid that laugh it got me again aaron fuck off callers are so stupid it's like shaggy great new voicemail rob hey guys i'm calling to report i am all caught up

[09:37]all 141 episodes just started listening this last fall and uh now i gotta wait every week for a new episode um let's commemorate i want to i want you to jump in the time machine with me for a new episode um let's commemorate i want you to jump in the time machine with me for a new episode um let's commemorate i want you to jump in the time machine with me metal door metal door metal door opens the smoke opens the smoke opens the smoke i step out i walk past rob making out with

[10:03]i step out i walk past rob making out with i step out i walk past rob making out with himself and himself and himself and this is what i see from the last episode this is what i see from the last episode this is what i see from the last episode of my catch-up of my catch-up of my catch-up okay this is what's gonna get us a copyright this is what's gonna get us a copyright this is what's gonna get us a copyright strike you know that right strike you know that right strike you know that right it's gonna be like two degrees

[10:32]it's gonna be like two degrees of copyright infringement of copyright infringement of copyright infringement doing the peewee bit doing the peewee bit doing the peewee bit i think he's doing it i don't think it's him doing it i think yeah that's him doing it i think yeah that's him doing it for sure what what i love the show that is him oh my god it didn't occur to me that that's really him doing the balloon

[11:00]bit he's deranged oh my god what a great voicemail guys this show we might have to get him on the show sometime that's quite a bit a barrel of monkeys now i want you to think about that he started when when did he start calling he said well he said last fall he finally figured out it took him 30 episodes to figure out it was me his good buddy probably back in the day i forgot that that i was that i was on the podcast so he he said his last fall he got through 150 episodes in six months

[11:32]yeah that's nuts 150 episodes in six months how how many how many hours of podcasts have we produced rob do you have any idea does there any metric anywhere i probably let's say eight months we'll give him eight months hour and a half a show eight or 140 90 10 140. if you give him eight months it was about 20 episodes a month that's about one every other almost guys wanted one every other day impressive we we can't do this because he listened to like a thousand minutes of us

[12:00]no like it's oh no this is not the time for me to be doing math listen do you do you guys know what our voicemail greeting is by the way that's what i took from the call by the way that he liked my voicemail greeting bit didn't listen to the rest of it do you guys know what our voicemail greeting is right now do any of you know it no all right let's play it right now tell me what you think of this now this is a long balloon this is a that would be a good bit this is a this is a long one hey chuck this is your cousin marvin yeah marvin berry

[12:31]yeah you know that voicemail you've been looking for well i've got it this is the voicemail for beck did it better the podcast you play a message and ask a question we'll play it on the show or whatever now i also have one just called aaron now i don't know what this is but let's play let's see should i switch to this one let's hear it thanks for calling the beck line please leave a short message and ask us a question that we can talk about on the show it helps if it's funny because that

[13:01]helps make up for aaron oh what the hell rob man aaron i want to formally apologize for that get rid of the borderline all right you know what look at this delete delete okay gone don't need it okay how about this one hey rob just in case you want it you don't have to exit it from the trash you can go read okay you might be famous thank you for calling the beck did it better hotline if you have something to say or a

[13:32]compliment or something nice to say or a question or you need dating advice you've come to the right place leave a message and say your name or not or whatever i don't care and we will play it on the podcast you might be famous it's like you're the fifth co-host that was not good that was an early one don't like that and this one's just called rob quick i think thank you for calling beck did it better leave a message all right so that so i think that marvin

[14:00]berry one's the best right we need to leave that any ideas for a voicemail that i should leave it's a good one because you guys don't want to go to my next bit you do you have any voicemail ideas no what about one huh i could do one about maybe it's i just play the russell lady song i mean that's not a bad bit right i thought that was the next bit i don't know i don't know i don't know uh on that voicemail yes i do i have one more bit for the voicemail let's hear it do you guys want to watch the balloon video no the peewee balloon video i i i will

[14:32]always watch all right let's watch that is the funniest thing it's so funny oh wait a minute oh no no this is not the guy in the god dang balloon this is this this could be john for me i'm becoming trapped in the balloon oh guys he doesn't want to be in the balloon this is a guy getting trapped in a giant balloon he does oh drat

[15:02]i think i think john for me died and got through 18 episodes a month and he's going to hear this one and hear himself and get through zero in the next month that's it that's done this is this is the straw that broke camel's back now just let everybody know that is a video again of a guy getting caught in a giant balloon and acting like he's not insanely turned on by it that's what i that's what i'm he wants to be stuck in there right that's the 100 just okay the feel and now we know russell's opinion on the feel of or the sounds of balloons rubbing on things but that guy feels quite the

[15:30]opposite i want you guys to think about this so we on average 90 minutes an episode right hour and a half that creeping up a little more than that no we're gonna do it faster and remember we're at 144 episodes 90 minutes yeah that's 12 960 minutes oh my god where am i going to go i'm going to go to the Divide that by 60 for an hour, that's 216 hours worth of content. Oh, my God. And then divide that by 24, that's nine full days of content.

[16:02]My God. Just think of what John from Edina could have learned. He could be fluent in French right now or something. So if that's nine days, I bet it's taken us, what, that time to record, right? Plus me, like triple the time to edit. Oh, my God. Well, yeah, you. And then again for preparing. Oh, no wonder things are not going great at home. Using all my time on the old podcast. Oh, boy.

[16:30]Plus, I'm looking up all these balloon videos. That keeps me busy. Russell, what year did we start? When was our, like, about was our first episode? In 2020. Yeah, for friends. In 2020. Like September, July, August. When was that? August. August, yeah. It was after the summer when Rob and I got confused. Fused on the lake. Oh, yeah. You know what's wild is I got an update from TikTok saying, oh, your nooch video is one year old. I was like, you're serious? We were doing the nooch bit a year ago.

[17:00]I would have said that was three months ago. I ate so much nooch today, too. I thought, I think you guys, every time I just, I really pounded some nooch today. Dude, you're mooching that nooch still? Every, every time, every chance I get. Oh, my God. Like Pauly Shore would say, you're snooching the snooch. Oh, you're snooching that nooch. Russell, are you going to add something to the nooch bit? Come on. Come on. Let's go. I love that. You know, one of the DVDs I decided to keep last week, you guys told me to throw them all away, was Bill Durham, because I'm a huge fan of nook, nook, the nooch.

[17:31]La nooch. Nook, la nooch. Duke, la looch. Guys, did you know that? Hey, Rob. Rob. Rob. What? Didn't you laugh at my joke? Did you not hear my joke? Can I, can I honestly tell you why I didn't laugh? Why? Because I was thinking about how to set up a nooch Gingrich joke. I am so sorry. Hey, should I come to St. Olaf with my wife who's dying? But don't worry, I'm going to divorce her. That's my nooch Gingrich joke. That's what he did. His wife was like, oh, I'm so sick.

[18:00]I'm going to die. And he was like, see ya. I mean, it's like a, you know, we're actually going to sit in that one. We're going to sit and we're going to think about it. Right. What else are you supposed to do? We're going to, we're going to sit. Actually, we're going to sit and think about what we've done. Okay. And we're going to think, is this where we want to go? Is that where you want to go? A nooch Gingrich joke? First of all, very select group of people that will understand a nooch Gingrich joke at all. You'd have to pick up the nooch thing from a year ago.

[18:31]So unless you're a psycho who's been listening to all 30 episodes in six months, you have no idea what we're talking about. Unless you have a Samsung free. Because I want to remind you, that is the episode that was very popular. That's our most downloaded episode, The Stooges. Another shitty episode. Yeah. Everybody on Samsung is like, who is it? What is this shitty episode? Rob, do you remember when we broke through on Samsung? And we thought we were going to make it big. And then we've still got the same amount of downloads that we have from a year ago. Yeah. You're throwing middle fingers at everybody. Yeah. We're going to the moon. I may have thought we were too big at the time.

[19:02]That's the problem with going to the top. Treating everybody like shit. You see them on the way down too. Man, that's the lesson I've learned. Now, let's get into Roland Gowen. Wait, did I show you guys the balloon video? It's time to see what everybody's up to. No. It's time for Roland Gowen. The Pee Wee Herman one? Yeah. Yeah, that one. Rosie, Roland Gowen, how's it going with you? It's going pretty good.

[19:31]Usual stuff out here. End of the school year types of things for the kiddos. We've been over at the school a lot. And on Wednesday night this last week was open house. So we went, we had to go, you know, check out all the accomplishments that my young lad achieved this year. And go meet his first grade teacher. And then, of course, as happens at these things, open house is done. The kids run around, you know, they get wild until somebody gets hurt. Well, this time it was my guy who got hurt, ran into a friend, got a full on like Rocky Balboa black eye.

[20:05]Wow. Very, his very first perfect black eye. I'm wondering, can you guys remember, can you remember your first like significant injury as a kid? Yeah, I can. Because it was when I was doing this podcast. I never got a black eye. Growing up until I got punched in that Muay Thai class. And I got to tell everybody I got a black eye doing Muay Thai, including my mom. It was awesome. It ruled. I don't remember my first black eye.

[20:30]My most memorable black eye was in Vegas. I was hit in the face by a man with a beer bottle. He did not like something I had done. And he walked up by me and he hit me in the face right under the eye with a beer bottle. Now, listen, I don't want to play a funny song to this, Russell. But I have to. I have to. It's in my contract. Okay, imagine. Did you black out? What did you do? I have to ask. What kind of beer was it? I don't know. Because that's going to go along. Because like a Corona bottle?

[21:00]I think it was a Corona. If I had to guess, I would say Corona, yes. I think that might be the best bottle to get hit with, though. Like you don't want like that. Because it gets lime in your eye when they hit you with it, too. It's the worst, right? No, it's the worst. You're like, ah, that's a big injury. Did it break? Did not break. Oh, God. It was right in front of the Bellagio. There was a group of what I would appear to be tourists that were taking pictures in front of the Bellagio fountains. And there was just a ton of people outside walking around. And there was two roughnecks, we'll call them, just kind of idiot dudes out there.

[21:33]And they kept getting in the way of these people's pictures, just yelling, being drunk loud, being idiots. And I was younger at the time. Now I would just walk by. I wouldn't even think about it. But sometimes I can't keep my mouth shut. Russell. And so this guy started yelling at everyone. He was yelling and hollering. He goes, I'm going to kick the shit out of everyone out here. Starts hollering and yelling at everything. I kind of looked and he yelled it. And I just kind of rolled my eyes. I was like, this is so stupid. The behavior here is ridiculous.

[22:00]He looked at me and he goes, did you just roll your eyes at me? And I go, yeah, you're being a fucking asshole. And he started yelling at me. So I started walking with my buddies and we kept walking. He walked up behind me and hit me right under the eye with a beer bottle. Are you fucking serious, Russell? I am dead serious. If you want confirmation. You could ask the pleasure principle to leave a voicemail and confirm this story. He was there. Oh no, Russell. So what happens next? What happens? So I go down, I go down, I hit the ground and I'm on the ground for a

[22:32]second. And it, it takes like a second for me to realize he just hit me in the face of the beer bottle. Right. And you're taking the shards of glass, putting them on the tape on your hands and you're ready to go Rocky two style. Yes. Rambo. I believe it was technically ready to empty. Yeah, you're right. Rocky. There is no broken glass on the club. Thunderlips. No, this is, this is an exhibition. Isn't that kickboxer? Isn't that where they put the thing on and then they go and they do that too. That's one of the many movies where people betting.

[23:00]I never knew what betting was growing up. Cause I was like, if I go bet, do I have to stand in an arena and guys are just yelling with paper and I have to figure out what they mean. Oh, I'd never be able to do that. So Russell, what happens more movies where they're putting their fists in glass before a fight though, right? Oh, 100%. Every movie would be better with that. The notebook avatar. Everything. So I get up and I, this is right in front of the Bellagio fountains, like a very nice part of Vegas. Right. And so I get up and I started like yelling at the guy and walking towards him, like wanting to fight, but deep down, like

[23:30]not wanting to, you know, like he's still holding the bottle because it didn't break. He's still got to hold me back thing. So I start walking and starting yelling at the guy and my buddy's going to grab me and pulled me out of there. I'm glad they did. Nothing good would have came of it. Yeah. I, I, you know, probably would have ended up, you know, dead in the fountains afterwards. And. Yeah. So essentially my buddy has said, well, we got to go like report this to the police or something. I'm like, we're in Vegas. I don't think anyone gives a shit. So we go into the Bellagio and we tell the security of the Bellagio and they didn't care one bit.

[24:00]They didn't say anything. Really? But they did give me some ice for my eye, but yeah, I got hit in the face with a beer bottle that night in Las Vegas. Christ Russell. Oh, but it makes my eye hurt just thinking about it. Oh, I can't imagine I'm going to have to edit this later. Oh, more hours of my life thinking about getting in the eye with things. Two other memories from that. That trip to Vegas. One would be, I think I've only been to a, to a gentleman's club in Vegas one time in my life. And this was the one time. Yeah. But it was one of those nights where you get the black eye pre black air post pre black guy night before the black guy.

[24:32]Okay. And so we go and it was one of those nights where a handful of us stayed quite a while and we left and it was like the varsity blues thing when you walk out and it's light outside. No, I did that. The only time in my life I've ever done that. Walk out of a gentleman's club and it's light outside. Oh, what a depressing you're covered in Buffalo wing sauce from inside. I mean, so depressing. So depressing. Matt, what was your first black eye? I don't remember mine, but distinctly remember Leo's because

[25:04]Leo, we were at Barry's house in Burnsville and he has a house where you can like run around. Like, so like there's a stairs down in the basement, but it's one where you can run around. There's a nice track. Yeah. Barry's kids are a little bit older and some of the other kids were there a little older. And so my kid was just having a great time and they're running around shooting nerf darts or whatever. Well, it's clearly like a one-way path. I think my kids started going the other way. So I was going against traffic and clearly he went and hit square

[25:31]head on head. So he got this and then fell back on the hardwood floor. So he had a big knot in the front and a big knot in the back. And it was kind of his first big one, but he was having fun playing with the older kids. And so I'm telling you, I had to shake it up, but, but had the big, the big eggs. I always wondered why. My parents, as soon as we started having fun, the parents would be like, Hey, Hey, come on now. So, and it's because every time your kid gets injured, they're at maximum fun. They are never having a miserable time, then get injured. They are always having a fucking blast.

[26:00]And then they like fall and you think, Oh my God, my parenting. So how'd your Aaron, how did your son bounce back? Did it is, is he proud of the black guy? Does he, how did he, how did he deal with it? Yeah. Bounce back. We put some ice on it. He didn't want the ice at first, but yeah, then he, he bounced back and then he woke up in the morning and he said, my eyes feel better. Cause I closed it all night. And then, yeah, he still got a little bit of a bruise there, but he went to school proudly. So he, he handled it great, man. Well, I'd look out because, you know, I used to use, um, like, you know, you get a P a thing of peas and you could put it on there for a black guy.

[26:30]But then I woke up one day and I said, uh, my lumps, my lumps, my lovely lady lumps. And I was like, Oh, I shouldn't have used the black eyed peas. Black eyed peas. Yeah. You gotta, it's a walk and it's not worth it when you get there, but we took it together. So that was, you know, it has to be part of you, Aaron, that thought you should have like gotten out the raw steak and just putting it, put, put it on the face. Yes. Right. I mentioned that actually, we didn't have any raw steak, but if we'd had it on the way home, I was like, you know, in the sandlot that yeah, no, a hundred percent.

[27:01]I was ready to take this metal tin of fettuccine and put it against your eye. That's what we have. Oh, that's it for me. How's it going? How's it rolling going with Russell? It's going good. I was actually down rolling going. It's going well, Aaron. Appreciate you asking. I was actually down for mother's day. I went and picked up my mom and I drove her down and we went and saw with my sister and her kids. We went and saw a play or a musical at the Rochester civic theater.

[27:30]I've told you guys before about going down there, but this time they were actually showing a Disney musical, the little mermaid. Oh, the little mermaid was playing at the Rochester civic theater. So my mom and I had a good drive down. We actually, on the way, I didn't mention this on the way drive, drive down. I, my mom told me, she goes, guess what? I watched on TV the last few weeks. She goes breaking bad. And I was like, damn, that's not like a normal mom show. And then she goes, guess what else I watched?

[28:00]She goes, better call Saul. She goes, it wasn't as good as breaking bad. Oh, I disagree with your mother. I talked to her a few days ago. She goes, that's what I'm watching now. I go, I don't know. She goes, I'm rewatching breaking bad. She's doing it again. She's rebidging. So I went down. I think the fact that Russell's mom starts all of her senses with a question, just like Russell does. I think it's so good. Like, Hey, that's a nice part of Vegas, right? We're like, yeah, I mean, guess, guess what I'm watching.

[28:32]Yeah. Guess where I was this weekend. I love it. Russell's all conversations are just questions. God, that's so good. That might not even be how she does it. You know, you know, Rob, that might not even be how she does it. Maybe that's just how I interpret it. What do you think? So we go down and we see, the show is the little mermaid and they're, you know what? These Disney songs, the musicals, Disney is amazing. Like there's a reason these, they always kill it. Listen to some of the songs that they crushed it down at the Rochester

[29:01]civic theater. Part of your world. Yeah. Great song under the sea. Yeah. Kiss the girl. And I'm going to have Rob pull up my favorite one. This is the best one. I think Aaron will see this coming for me. I don't know if he'll remember it, but the best song, the whole thing is when Ursula, the evil comes out and sings poor unfortunate soul. Yeah. I am all about like the villain in like Disney movies or cartoons or movies. I'm all about the villain.

[29:30]And when the villain has a chance to shine, I can't get enough of it. And this is a fantastic opportunity for the villain to shine poor unfortunate soul. Oh, that's the scary part. Were you guys ever attracted to Ursula? Yeah. I mean, I okay. Now listen, no kick shaming. So go ahead and tell us, put your, put your hand down. We know why you are, but here's the thing. It's a woman on top.

[30:00]Nice. Right. And what a woman, right? Body language. We know what we're doing. So then the eight, eight tentacles, at least octopus. Okay. Eight tentacles. What? I just said octopus, eight tentacles, octopus, and two hands. Rob, remember when your wife used to get the forehanded massage? Imagine what Ursula could do in that massage room. You would not be a poor unfortunate soul.

[30:30]I cannot tell you how happy I am. You jumped in there, Russell. Cause I was like, Oh, how am I going to end this bit? And I, it just was like, I can't say that. I can't say that. But unfortunately, Russell, you are incorrect. The best song of little mermaid is the French chef song. Oh, the French chef song. It is such a good song. The French chef song is a song I memorized when I was younger. But I never knew you speaking French. So when he says like, I thought it was like, and so there was a character in the play that was dressed like this crab dude here.

[31:04]I don't know what his name is. Sebastian. Is that right? Russell. Just a human dresses. This is a big crab, Rob. We've talked about those crabs before, haven't we? Now, Russell, I say this with all due respect. What the fuck are you talking about? When have we possibly dressed and talk about people dressed like crabs? We talked, you've talked about crabs before because you claimed that Aaron didn't want like, but then we called it pubic lace. What? That nine days of,

[31:34]uh, material. I forget something. You know what though? I'm going to bet. I bet I did talk about pubic lace because that I do think that's a way worse name. So either way, I had a great time and saw the little mermaid, but if, I think if you ever get a chance to go see any sort of Disney thing, it's going to crush because the songs are amazing. They, they always kill it. But I did have one other question. I went tonight to a, to a bar. It was kind of a, a distillery and we went in there and it was really fancy kind of,

[32:00]you know, they've got the dark lights and everything. I think it's called, uh, what's it called, man. It starts with an acid O'Shaughnessy O'Shaughnessy and kind of over by the U it's a really nice bar and everything. And I was, I was noticing they had this huge bar, this huge wall, nothing really on the wall. What are your guys' thoughts about a bar that has no TVs? I find it to be pretentious and just kind of annoying. Has anyone ever gone to a bar before? It said, man, I wish there were less TVs. No. So why not have TVs in a bar?

[32:30]What are your thoughts? People do. Matt, Aaron, what do you think if you, if you go to a bar with no TVs, like I just feel like this bar wouldn't have been less fun if they had the twins game up on the corner, right? Well, I mean, I guess it all depends if you're going by yourself. Yeah. You want something else to do or watch something like that. If you're going with people, I mean, you're supposed to be there talking to them, right? And conversing with them. You're not supposed to be watching the twins game while the other people are having a conversation over here.

[33:01]Right? But what if you and the other people decided there was going to be no runs in the first inning? Maybe you put $5 on it and you actually can talk about it. So now you're doing both. You're actually incorporating everything. And maybe by all the people, I mean, you and your wife, the bed has been made. It's a sunk cost. Whether you see it live or you check a half hour later to see if that bet hit or not. Yeah. Does it really matter? Okay. I'll socialize. I mean, you might, I guess you might kind of want to know what you're getting into. You might want to know you're going to a bar with no TVs,

[33:30]but I agree with Matt in the right, with the right company. You don't need the TV. Yeah. If you're in the right company and the TV is there, you can just ignore it though. That's the point. See, I can't, that's my thing. You don't have the discipline. You don't need to ignore it. Correct. I don't, I have to position myself with my back to the TV. Yeah. Sometimes Russell, when you're watching a show that you've seen over and over and over, like for years and years and years, and it's just a show you've seen over and over. Sometimes you want to watch a new show. You know what I mean?

[34:00]Sometimes you want to watch something else. You don't want to just have that same rerun over and over that maybe you've had for a long time. Well, we won't rerun my rolling going. So Matt rolling going, how's it going with you? Good. I think I hit a milestone in my, my most recent workout activities. I am not the worst person in yoga class anymore. Yes. Not the worst. What a, I'm a little, oh, wait a minute. We got to find a good. This is the closest I got to yoga music.

[34:30]I think round ball. So I am not a flexible person. I have always just done like the, call it the football workout and not even like, not even Rob's like, uh, competition lifts, right? It's just kind of like the, the, the, the beach workout, if you will, things like that. It'd run a little biceps, triceps curls, the neck, the neck, squat every once in a great while, just to say you did it kind of a thing, that kind of thing. So I decided that I decided this year was going to be the year of taking classes.

[35:04]I just take classes left and right. No, no, don't even go up to the third floor of lifetime. I just stay on the second floor. Cause that's where all the classes are kind of a thing is a map. And so I'm, I've, I've, it's taken me, what is it? We're in may and it's taken me five months and I'm not the worst one in, in, uh, yoga anymore. Why do you, why are you judging it on a competitive scale? Like you got to be better than someone or what? Where's that? No, it's a practice. No, it's not, it's not a, it's not a competitive scale,

[35:30]but I think, you know, when you, there are, um, wherever you do, right. You go to any class, you go to spin class. There's people that just kick the shit out of the bike. Right. And there's people that go to yoga. They're unbelievable. There's old, unbelievably great relaxers. There are other, other old, uh, yeah. I was trying to, I was trying to stay away from it. There's old women that are unbelievable. There's young women that are unbelievable yogis, if you will, or whatever. Right. And so it's just one of those things where you want it.

[36:00]You feel like you don't, like you don't, if you're the worst one there and it's never, it's not a competition, right. But it's, it's one of those things where if you are clearly like the worst one, it's, it's a little bit intimidating and nobody's judging or anything. So, oh, you feel like you're the worst one. you feel like you're the worst one. And then you finally get to a spot where you're not the worst one anymore. And you kind of feel a little bit good about yourself. And yeah. Now, Matt, let me ask you, does your instructor, cause this was my favorite part of yoga is that when you were doing a position slightly wrong, the instructor would come over and gently shift your hips into the right

[36:32]spot or press down on your back. I love that part. Adjusting. Oh, I loved it. I was like, oh, I don't know. My Shavasana is not quite right. I'd be like, oh, there's something wrong, you know? Yeah. I think there's something wrong. It actually, my nipples don't feel flexible enough. Why don't you try stretching those out? Yeah. It's a little tug. Just a little. How about me? Fuck. Yeah. I've got nipples. Oh, I'm oh, a cow. Okay. I know where this is going. Yeah. No, but I do feel like they're not,

[37:01]they're not hands-on instructions, but like from across the room, you know, she's walking around saying, okay, do this, whatever. I do feel like they're always talking to me when they say like, no, no, no, you gotta, you gotta straighten your legs out here. Your legs should be straight. Things like, I do feel like they're always talking just to me though, because I'm never doing things right. So yeah, it's a little bit of column A, a little bit of column B. Matt, how often do you do yoga? Once or twice a week, you know, there's like an actual yoga class and there's like this warrior sculpt thing

[37:32]that I go Brandon for me, Dinah, go to that with him. And that's a little different, but you know, like the actual yoga class. So I try to go twice and get it in. Good for you, man. It's good stuff. Right. Because look, I think we're all, you know, Rob, I'll, I'll admit that you're a little bit of a motivation with how much weight you can move. I mean, cripes, I don't know how much you, you bench and squat. I mean, you know, I think all of us, right. We're in our early forties. And somebody told me a couple of years ago that all you want to do in

[38:03]your sixties is be able to like move. Right. And if you don't take care of being able to squat and do some of this stuff, it's not about benching and curling. It's about like actual functional, functional lifting and things, you know? And so that's what I kind of took that to heart. And I think it's a, it's going to pay off. Can I ask a question about yoga, Matt? Quick. Yeah, actually real quick. It's actually, that's what the next toy story movie is about is that Andy finds out he can't walk as well as he used to.

[38:30]And so he has to go into some PT. Right. It's a fun movie. Right. And the dolls are like, Oh, don't throw me in the incinerator or whatever. Russell. That was worth it. Thank you. How was the first time you went into yoga? I feel like yoga or anything. Like that. Or I know Rob started doing jujitsu. Rob, you could talk about jujitsu or Aaron. You you've done a lot of, you know, whether it's cycling or whatever, the first time you go in has to be so intimidating for something like that. It's not like we, especially when you're taking a class with other people,

[39:00]how do you like, you get the mental fortitude to be like, I'm going to take a yoga class and I'm going to walk in there for the first time ever when I've never done it. How was that? Well, I think it's the good thing about lifetime as opposed to like buying like a 10 pack or whatever. Like a yoga studio is that it's, it's essentially free, right? Sunk costs, all that stuff. And so you just go in and if you like, you're like, but it is unbelievable. Yeah. Cause it'd be like, okay. And downward dog. And I'm just using the very basic ones, upward dog. And you're into a, you know, a star and all this stuff,

[39:31]right? You have no idea what those are even like I didn't. And so you just have to like look around and see what everybody just, you're just copying what everybody else is doing and hoping you don't mess it up. Can I tell you what I'm guilty of? Russell is doing a lot of research before I go. I'll be like, you, you want to research first yoga class, what not to do? You know what I mean? Or what should I wear or something like that? And then I at least have an idea of like, okay, this is how it's going to go. Cause I did a ton of that before jujitsu, just to be confident that I wasn't going to like get in there. And I'm like, what everybody's wearing clothes. Like you try to crane,

[40:01]you try to crane kick some guy. They're like, no, that's the karate class down the road. I did go, I did go with Brandon from, for me dying. I did go with him to the first warrior sculpt class, whatever. And he was just like, nah, man, just, you know, put shoes over there and grab a mat over here and make sure you got to, you know, so that, that helps somebody. If you knew somebody, if you knew somebody who liked to go to like a workout class and you could go with them, you know what I mean? Like if you had a workout buddy, I think that would really help. Nope, nope, nope, nope. I don't do, I don't like doing,

[40:30]I don't like doing team workouts. Like I got into running a while back. I ran a half marathon. I've only run one race in my entire life. It was a half marathon. Yeah. But I don't want to train. I don't want to train with anyone. I don't want to run with anyone. When I was running the half marathon and there were people running in front of me and talking to each other while I was like barely breathing, it annoyed the shit out of me. I don't, I don't, I'm not down with like joint workout stuff. Not my thing. A grumpy Russell running the half marathon is one of the least surprising

[41:00]images I have in my head. Rob, you want to know the grumpiest I got during the half marathon? You know, I do Russell. Well, other than the last two miles where I was barely making it, but half marathon is the Richfield half marathon. Matt, Richfield, 66 between 66, 75th. Yeah. When you started out the ice arena, right. And then you head over to, to, uh, you know, by the post office and you go around Richfield Lake, then you get to wood Lake and then you run up 70th, I think before you cut around the junior high and then over to

[41:30]half park and then back over to the ice arena. Yep. So anyway, so the, I did the Richfield half marathon a few years ago and you're supposed to go through the whole city, kind of a big circle, but there was part of the city that was underwater. It was the, the nature center was too wet to run through. So essentially the half marathon went down halfway through Richfield. And then you turned around and ran back the exact same way you came. So I'm running the half marathon I'm doing. I'm happy.

[42:00]I'm doing good or whatever, but I hit like the three mile Mark. And all of a sudden I see the fast people that's coming back at me. Like they're, they're on their way back. No. When I've still got like, yeah. And I've still got, or maybe four, but I've still got two thirds of the race to run. And I'm seeing the, like the five minute mile guy coming running past me. And I'm like, it was the most demoralizing thing. That was the worst thing about the half marathon where I got, how, how did they know you didn't just turn around early? Like, you know, like gym class or whatever,

[42:30]like football drills or like, I don't know, just turn around. Right. You know what, Rob? That is a good question. Now, the fact that I read the whole thing really annoys the shit out of me. They got sensors. You would have been censored. It's like, Oh, first, first is so-and-so from Kenya. Second is Russell. Wow. That's a, I did not see that coming. What I have found Russell is that the group classes, right? Like if I, if it's just some random Tuesday and I get up, right. And I'm like, I'm going to go run five miles today at the gym and get a lift in.

[43:00]Right. And I just don't feel it. I'll probably end up running like two or three miles and it'll be a real easy lift and I'll be out of there. Right. But I know if I'm in a class, I'm going to go and I'm going to start and I'm going to end. I'm not going to walk. I'm going to get out of that class early. So I know I'm going to get like that 45 or an hour in. And that's what I like about it is that as long as I can get my ass to the class, I'm going to at least get that good workout. So that's what I have found about the group classes anyway. Oh, well you can't quit in a group class. Like I could be on the verge of death and I'd be like,

[43:31]I'm still stepping up these steps. Yeah. Yeah. Rolling, going to rub Roberts. How's it going with you? Did I tell you guys my gee pants story? Yeah. No. Right. I was out. I was just getting ready to roll over or through the loop, unleash it or over the top. So, so the gee pants, the only way they attach to you is there's a tie on the top. So you pull it right. I'm just about to roll with this guy who's a higher belt than me. So it's a little intimidating, but I'm feeling pretty confident. Like I'm starting to get some things.

[44:01]I know what some things are. I know some terms are. I feel the second before we start wrestling each other, the guy looks at me and goes, your pants are on backwards. And then it's like, beep. And we start, you could not, there's nothing you can do. That and have somebody say your pants are on backwards where it doesn't throw you off completely. Like there's, you could be walking down the street. You could be hitting a shot in billiards championship. You could be doing like driving a car. And if somebody says your pants are on backwards, it throws you off every time. I could not mentally recover from that. You know what I would have done, Rob? Yeah. I would have said a crisscross once makes me want to jump,

[44:32]jump, but then I'm going to arm bar the shit out of that guy. That'd be so good. Snapped it. I'd be like, well, I'd be like, well, what you just said to me is pretty. We get a, we get a, we get a whack. So he messed with you before he took you down and choked you out. Yeah. Yeah. And then he humiliated me in front of everybody. So that was kind of a fun group class. It's like yoga, except one person totally sits on top of you and doesn't let you move until it beeps. So where are your pants actually on backwards? I realized because I said it out loud.

[45:01]I go, I said, your pants are on backwards. He goes, yeah, I know. I was like, okay, well that maybe it was a joke or whatever. Cause you know, I, I feel like that's one of those things too, where, Hey, the barn door is open. Or cows are getting out all that stuff with your, if your flies down. Right. But then every once in a while, you just tell somebody, Hey, your flies down just to make them look kind of a thing. So I didn't know if he was just messing around with you or not. So I did that at my last two jobs. Did not. I don't know. It was a thing.

[45:30]There's a, there's a new song. There's a song on the upcoming release by a band. I think they're called the night beat. And the name of the song is hot ghee. So I thought of you. Well, so now, so now there's a guy in the class I'm kind of friends with. And like, he was the first guy I rolled with and he's super nice. And everybody has their name on their belt. And this guy's name is Mike, right? So I'm rolling with Mike yesterday at class. I vault over him. Normal move. I'm trying to get my knees over to go from a side mount to a full mount.

[46:01]So I'm sitting on his chest, right? I vault my knee over and Mike and I were, he's the guy who put me in the electric chair the other day where he split my legs wide enough where I tapped. So we like, we're like, friendly ish, a wishbone. If you will, my knee hits his hand on the floor and I hear a clutch and he goes, ah, and I stand up immediately and I go, oh my God. And he goes, oh, and the whole class stops and looks at me. And I'm like,

[46:30]this is my greatest fear. This is what I knew was going to happen. I'm a big fat guy doing jujitsu. And later I said to him a million times, I'm like, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, Mike. You know, I'm just, I apologize. I apologize. I'm, you know, Mike, I, I'm so, and he's like, he's like, well, he got some ice on and he's like, I don't think it's broken, but I think I'm gonna get an x-ray. And then I look, everyone knows. And, and, and he had just gotten a new, he had just, he had just gotten up to a blue belt. And I look at his belt and on his belt, it says Dave. So not only have I been calling this guy,

[47:03]Mike for two weeks, Oh, like across the locker room. Hey Mike. Oh yeah, Mike, what you just said. And Mike, Mike, Mike. And I'm using his name to remember it. You know what I mean? I'm doing that thing. I'm like, Mike, Mike, his name is fucking Dave. Oh, and I was like, what the fuck? So now I'm like, Oh, by the way, I think I've been calling you Mike for the last two weeks. I'm so sorry. I know your name is Dave and he's holding this just busted up wrist. He's like, yeah, it's not a big deal. I was like,

[47:30]Oh my God, I am just making this worse. You hear that guy. That was a, that was a big reason why when I got on, I was like, guys, I'm not having a good day. Cause that happened like two days. I've just, I've been so like, it's kind of hard to go back. What are you going to do? I, you, I got to go back. He said, Oh, it's no big deal. You know, this is what happens in jujitsu. Like I was like, what, this is what happens. This is going to happen to me. Oh, I can't hurt my wrist. Oh, it'd be, yeah, you just got to, but you got to bite that bull and just go back and hang out and everything will be fine. Right. Cause he sounds like a good dude,

[48:00]but I hope like in a year we can laugh about how I called him Mike. And he's not like, and he's not like, I can never do jujitsu again. My, they had to amputate my hand. You fat piece of shit. My, my whole first year of college, Barry from Burnsville didn't know my name. So it's all right. You can still be friends with people. Some people don't even know your voice after like years of listening, man. Like the equivalent of like a thousand hours of listening. They have no idea who you are. You know, people listen, let's talk about the album. Oh, this is a music podcast. Really though.

[48:30]When I saw his name was Dave, I was like, that's even worse than breaking the guy's hand. It was. You guys correct people. If they say your name wrong. Yeah. No, I, I, what if it's only for this situation? It happens to everybody, right? Like, Oh, it's Matt. What if it's, what if it's in a group setting though, in front of like maybe five to 10 guys in the locker room? Like, would you say, Oh no, you actually, my name's Dave. That'd be humiliating. It's not thin dick. It's thick.

[49:00]Dr. Thick dick to you. Dr. Roberto. Thick dick. I, you know what? And I'll try to correct. I'll try to, like if you're a third party in that situation, I'll try to, you know, kind of jokingly say, Oh no, that's Rob. You know, just, just to take the pressure off of both sides. I could have used you guys in the group class. Not going to lie. Listen, talk about Eminem this week. Now we have discussed how we're going to do this album because this album, I think is just a straight up relic of 2000.

[49:30]It's, it's a, it's a, I'm just going to tell you guys right now, I listened to this album once and I tried to go through it again and I couldn't do it. I could barely get through it once, but here's the, here's a, here's a crazy thing. What year do you think Eminem was born? Pretty kind of be one as old as us. I'd say, right. A little older, 70, 74, 72. He was born in 72. That means that this last year he turned 50. He released an album like four years ago. You can't be doing that. You know what I mean?

[50:01]Like, and here's the problem, right? Is I looked everywhere. I said, did Eminem ever apologize for what he said on any of these albums? And I found one example of an apology. He apologized for using the F slur against Tyler, the creator in 2018. So he didn't apologize for everything. He apologized for doing it once in 2018. I'm like, this guy still doesn't get it. Right. Stuff so bad though. Like what's an apology even mean at this? It's horrible, right? Yeah. So here's the question, right? How do you come back from most of what he said on here?

[50:30]Let me, let me give you a history of the album that we can talk about how we should look at this because basically it's 2000. It's your 2000. It's right after his huge rap rock. 2000 in the year 2000 in the year 2000 three guys from a podcast did a podcast episode about Eminem and they had nothing to say about what a podcast was in 2000. It's actually, they're kind of just staring at each other,

[51:01]hoping that someone else takes it. Maybe that this would add very quickly. So he's, he comes out with my name is on the prior album, huge hit. It's a crossover hit. Rock stations are playing it. Rap stations are playing it. Everybody's playing it right. Giant. He did most of the beats on this album. Dre comes back, does almost all the beats on this album. He releases his album in 2000. It debuts at number one in the term of rap albums ever. Where do you think this sits as how many it's sold? Like what's its place? It's got to be five. I bet you got a white rapper.

[51:30]It's got to be high. Yeah, probably number one. It is number one. This is the best selling rap album of all time. That is that mind blowing. So first of all, he's like 2000. He's almost 30 when he releases this, it's the best selling wrap up mall time. Those two things absolutely blame. I blow my mind. The album shows off M and M's undeniable skills as a rapper. Right. But it's got a lot of super uncomfortable. I mean, I don't even know how to describe it. Uncomfortable.

[52:00]It's all about it's their spousal stuff. There's a LGBTQ stuff. Like it's the year 2000. It was, you knew not to, you knew not to, say this stuff, right? Am I crazy? Like when I went to college, I knew not to use those words. I don't think, you know what? I think we historically looking at it. I think we think that now, and I think that's the way we would have comported ourselves when we were that age at that time. But I don't, I don't remember people saying like, Hey, you bought an M and M album. You're, you're doing something wrong.

[52:30]I mean, if that many people bought it at, at some point, I think, I think people look at this differently now, whether, yeah, I mean, I don't know. I, I, I feel like I have an un, at least one M and M album that got thrown out with the rest of my stuff that got thrown out last week, but I'm not an M and M fan, but I think it's horrible when you look at it now. And I, I don't remember people saying that it was horrible like that then, but I could, maybe I'm just, I mean, close minded or was at the point. I don't know.

[53:00]Yeah. I think people called out the F slur, but not to the degree they might now. It sounds really gross now. Doesn't it? It's, it's unlistenable. Yeah. You can't listen. There's whole songs on this where he's talking about his ex-wife. I, I had to turn cause I was like, I can't, I, and I couldn't even, I had this at work. I had a perfect moment yesterday. I was, I was trying to finish getting through this album. I got all the way to the end of it, uh, or track 12 or 12 or 13. It doesn't matter. I don't want to mention the one. I got so far into it that I couldn't listen anymore. Switched to the jazz radio station.

[53:31]They were playing clouds, but Joni Mitchell was like, I've never been so glad to hear Joni Mitchell my entire fucking life. So, so here's the question, right? Is that how do we look at this album? Because obviously part of it is he's saying stuff just to be offensive. Like he's doing that juvenile 30 year old thing you do. Um, but to just say like, Oh, it's all a big joke. That's not fair either. Cause he obviously, it's not just like, not him. So my question is, is can you look at this album in the same way you would watch a horror movie? Right? Cause if you watch a horror movie,

[54:00]you don't think to yourself, Oh, the director's a terrible person. The art, the, uh, actors are terrible people. It's, it's just telling a story that's terrible. Can you do that with this album? Like some people describe this album as horror core. I mean, some of the songs like Stan, when I listened to it, I get goosebumps every time at the ending. Like it's a real, a powerful story. Can you do that? Or is that, is that, is that kind of washing this album over? I don't know. I think he delivers. And I mean, we're going to get to the album, right. And then get past it.

[54:30]But I think he delivers so much of this in the first person. So convincingly that it's hard to, to look at it as just entertainment. I think what you can really look at this album is, is this is a great snapshot of the two of the year 2000, right? It's like, you want to know where the anti-woke movement was born. It's like, this was what was going on. It's this weird pre nine 11 time of like, Oh, I kind of remember when this was a album you could have and play and not be like, I fired immediately. I don't know. I'm going to skip. I'm going to tell you right now.

[55:00]I'm going to skip every skit. The skits are terrible. I think this album might've killed the skit. The concept of the skit there. They're just awful. One of the skits is literally his manager going like, Hey, your record doesn't sell enough. When his last album was like a number one hit, like even just to put that on there and treat us like we're so stupid. Oh, first up, kill you. There is definitely a Dr. Dre feel on this. Heavily produced by Dr. Dre, right? Like the thing I kept coming back to on a lot of these songs was the

[55:33]music, the beats and everything. Sound awesome. Eminem sounds super talented. I just, the message is something I will just never be able to reconcile. I wish he would have just done stuff with D12 when he's doing stuff with D12. It's fun. He's like, it's kind of lighthearted. That's what I wish it was. I wish blue and yellow, purple pills. Russell bringing it next up Stan. So Stan, of course,

[56:00]samples Dido. So Dido gets huge in, a year after this because of this song. Dido's in the video for this song. And this song is literally Eminem acting like a fan writing to him. And basically getting more and more unhinged. And when he says like, Oh, we should be together. It gives me goosebumps because you realize like, Oh, this is like, you're dipping into insanity here. Did you guys know that Stan is in the dictionary and it's a portmanteau?

[56:32]I didn't know that Stan was a portmanteau. I believe it's stalker and fan, which is Stan. I never knew that. Did you guys know that or not? No, because I thought, I thought Stan just meant like, Oh, you know, we stand a short came like you, you, you like it. I think it's a portmanteau of stalker and fan. And it's actually in the dictionary. Now, the meaning of Stan is an extremely or excessively enthusiastic and devoted fan. And it's actually in the dictionary. And it made me start thinking,

[57:00]what are the other songs in the world that have created new ones? New words that are now in the dictionary. Wow. Wow. So we're going to do a list. You got a list. This is, this is already a top one list. This is a great list. I kind of wanted to listen to some music other than Eminem. So we're going to do these songs instead. I'll tell you what, Russell, I agree. Magic Mike is our Stan. Should I not say that? Is that bad? So this, this, these are the best songs that popularized words that eventually became so common that they actually got,

[57:34]you know, added to the old English dictionary. I believe that is the old English dictionary. What's the, what's the, what's the big Mary and Webster. Mary and Webster. There we go. All right. First song on the list is from 19. I think it's 67. We've covered this album once before. It's a wreath of Franklin. The song is respect and she popularizes the term proper props, which becomes, or she does.

[58:00]All I'm asking in return, honey, is to give you my props. And propers ends up becoming props, which ends up making the dictionary. So we got to check out the song where she references it. Wow. This is the first use of this. And she said that was a big slang in Detroit about meaning mutual respect. And so she used that in the song. It popularizes the term. And now people say,

[58:31]Hey, I got to give Aaron props for something all the time. Right. I thought, for sure. She was saying profits my whole life that you need to give her profits. Russ, this is already a great list. I'm so excited about this list. I'm not going to lie. Next song on the list. This is actually, let me explain it quick. So one of the ones we've heard, I didn't know this was in the dictionary, but it actually is. It's the word shizzle, which is often used with, shizzle, which has been made famous by Snoop Dogg, right? Of course.

[59:00]And in the dictionary, it says it's, it essentially describes the phrase for certain, or absolutely for sure. And so I, you know, I thought for sure that Snoop Dogg was the one that's made this popular, but it turns out, um, E is it E 40? Is he the big barrier rapper? And he said, where this really got made popular was from a song from 1981, from a guy called Frankie Smith. The song is double Dutch bus. Check this out. What?

[59:31]Here comes all the is, let it, let it go for a little bit, Rob. Yes. So I would like, would it shock you if Snoop Dogg was digging through a crate and came across this at one point, Aaron? No, I mean, that's like a weird, like banana Fanta full Fanta type song. That's incredible. That is so good. Russell. Oh my next song on the list is one of,

[60:00]I think Matt's favorite bands. This is BC boys. The phrase that they use is, what they popularized in 1994 was mullet. I didn't know that mullet wasn't a common phrase before this. It wasn't. No, I mean, I guess it started somewhere, right? Mullet is a great name though. If you can hear it, what they're singing is cut the sides. Don't touch the back. Yeah. And so are you serious? Yeah. The BC boys, if you look it up, popularize the term mullet on the song mullet head.

[60:32]And it is now in the, the dictionary. Guys are some of my parody songs going to cause words to become things. Oh my God. I can't wait for that. Rob, have you ever gone full on mullet? I could see you going with them. Oh yeah. I did last year. Shave the sides, try to get the long back. You know, when college I did a full mullet, like my hair was really long and I would grease down the back and then keep it poofy and long on top. I had a full Yarmir Yager. I called it the, I called it the Yager.

[61:00]The Yager. It was a full on. Who's going to, who's got the greatest mullet in the history of mullets? My Billy Ray Cyrus. Oh, there you go, man. Don't break my heart. I got to go with tiger King. I mean, it's that's what, that's all I can think of. My kid and I've been rewatching that. I'm telling you, it's great. It's trash. It's great. All right. Next song on the list. This is now in the, the, the dictionary and it's defined as excitedly energetic or uninhibited when it

[61:32]comes to sexual manner. Also known as, getting jiggy with it. Jiggy is in the dictionary. Will Smith. Oh, this is a wild video to go back and look at. Oh, wow. What are we doing? It is. Wait a minute. This is not the most wild. Will Smith video though. And I'm not talking about the slap. If you think I'm going to do the slap bit, that's not what I'm doing.

[62:00]Oh no. Oh no. Will. Will don't do it. He's gone full puff daddy. Hokey. Bad move back. Oh no. Will. Oh, everybody turn on right now. The video to getting jiggy with it. Oh no. Will. Look at that. Look at that puff jacket. He was like, what if Jim Iroquois was dressed obnoxiously? That's the video I want. Oh my God. Will. Big Willie styles.

[62:32]Anything, but in this video. Oh no. You hate to see that now. Not the most, not the most awkward. He also got, I believe in one of the songs in this album. He gets called out by Eminem. Will Smith. Don't got a cuss in his raps. Yeah. Sell records. Nope. Well I do. So FM and F U too. And he ended up making them best selling rap album of all time. So he's right. Here's the deal. Look at this video. Of course, this is a scene where Will Smith.

[63:01]Now, he dances with the alien, but I want to remind you, this is a song in a movie where the song was written about the movie. We talked about this once before. How was that possible? Wouldn't he have to see the movie to make the song, but how would you make a song? Wait, well, who's gets the writing credit.

[63:30]Go, go look up. Who's got the writing. Rob, you wrote the bed. It's been a better, the podcast before we ever did an episode. I think the song, wait, what? Who wrote this? Didn't you write the back? Did a better song before we ever did an episode. That was future. Robbie came back, but he still hasn't caught up with you. Don't want you're right by a day. Oh my God. And tomorrow I am big Willie style. I did it right. All right. Last song on the list is in the dictionary uses a reference to a sexually attractive buttocks,

[64:00]sexually attractive or sexually or shapely. The song is booty licious by destiny's child. There's a song. I'm not ready for this jelly. Rob, are you ready for this jelly? You know, Aaron said he wasn't. Are you? Well, wait, I have to mute this real quick. I can't jelly this dick. Nevermind. Nevermind. So the only thing that I can do is I can't do this.

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