PJ Harvey: Rid of Me (1993)

[00:00]oh you know what guys new soundboard so guess what i don't have i don't have the gong and i don't have the good night so we're gonna have to think we're going back in time you know what so i am at the cabin i should just let everybody know so it's it's the old soundboard so i think i'm just gonna play this i think this is a good way to start the show don't eat me but are you saying that because jenny just got up there yeah no no actually what i wanted to do is drive my wife up who i haven't seen in a week and then immediately record a podcast this is

[00:32]perfect actually i noticed you did wear your hard daddy shirt for her though i did break out i did break out the harddaddy.com shirt uh no comment on it from her uh whatsoever did not seem engaged but i did play this when i picked her up in the car because it was of course the first dance at our wedding so there's some other jokes about that i can't remember all right in 2020 four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums this resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music excoriated the order and led us to

[01:03]making this podcast we are far from experts we promise to do almost no research all opinions are our own unless you disagree please sit back and enjoy beck did it better we are all the way up to album 153 it's pj harvey rid of me not whatever i said at the last episode i think last episode i just made up an album name and said that you should listen to this now okay listen up let's let's guys no messing around tonight okay we're we're here it's a weeknight we just just

[01:33]to set the stage we had recorded five episodes like back to back to back to back to back to back and we haven't seen each other in what four or three weeks four weeks it's been a while it's been a while very handsome bucket dippers bucket fillers and that's and so we are i don't know what is that a business thing don't know what that means oh we can put a we can put a pin in that we'll talk about it later okay good that's what my wife said earlier about circle back

[02:00]put a pin in it pin pin put that one we'll put that one on the shelf and bring it back later more like a nitty needle so thin uh so here's the thing is that we haven't seen each other but we are excited because we are back together we definitely haven't been like putting this off planning it maybe not planning a date to the last possible minute uh but now you know it was bad when aaron asked when we're doing it that was just like i was a bad guy i think the three of us were content it just going by the wayside honestly

[02:33]no that wasn't we were like we were like you know what the pretenders album pretenders episode it was pretty good it was fine like that's a good pinnacle that's a good uh epithet in our gravestone and i don't think i used that the right word uh and i didn't say the right word either we're all getting back into practice here okay we are gonna quit we got to do this episode and two more and then we don't have to do anything 155 we just don't just don't get to 156 i'm hearing a lot about that one you'll be you will not be surprised to prepare for being at the

[03:05]cabin i did download all the upcoming albums so i'd be ready to go and i downloaded that one i was like oh my god i remember when we looked at that and thought oh that's so far away we don't ever have to think about that it's happening now it's here and we're not even close to the end of this damn thing anyway we're having fun okay we're excited now i am going to say this bj harvey very not easy to do a uh uh parody song too and a lot of her vocals you can't really understand exactly what she's saying so that was kind of the pastiche i was going for i just want to say that

[03:31]before we start uh but let's turn on the radio and see what's playing up here up north on the power loon welcome to k-rob k-r-o-b now listen lately people we have not been getting enough voicemails which has forced me to do the video breakdown or if you're not careful i am gonna have to start making fun of somebody again oh yeah we were part of this show so you should all know our motivation's getting low when we get no voicemails i'm on my knees i'm begging

[04:04]just call with a question this podcast is audio so it sucks when we watch videos if we don't get suggestions i am going to threaten i'll bring back the segment i make fun of erin picking on erin's not funny but you will enforce me i'll boot spar with a parody i will need to do

[04:32]an apology that's when you want to hear about the great that's what i'm worried about we don't get more voicemails i'm forced but you're just to say what i think about your your notebook's getting thick too isn't it there's a lot a lot of bullets in the chamber there's a ton i've got the perfect podcast erin erin always erin always brings it back to a gun joke every time you know me come on erin class it up a bit listen this is beck did it better we're

[05:05]talking about the top 500 albums and of course we're talking about pj harvey so second thing they wrote it's the second thing they wrote well it's a second amendment it's a bend man i mean that's not the second thing they wrote i don't know if you understand how that works um don't tread on my brain don't tread on me here's the deal okay listen we are together we've already gotten we've already all gone our separate ways some of us are real federalists now some of us

[05:32]it's the way it is uh and we are talking about pj harvey so for the three people that are still listening to this episode we appreciate you thank you so much uh but i've got uh four guys here and i forgot it's on my phone i got four guys here who are excited for this ep because they keep saying they want to be rid of me so i was like they'll they i we finally are here guys you've been saying you want to be rid of me and now we're doing no listen okay no more messing around let's get right

[06:00]into the voicemail and guess what are we doing intros are we doing intros co-hosts we have russell from minneapolis russell how we doing matt today i'm the king of this podcast and tonight you'll hear my song come measure me guys i'm approximately 20 inches long oh wow oh to be in out in oak town town baby how we doing lick my lips i'm on fire let's talk about pj harvey rid of me rob up in the north woods rob how we doing this tonight well you know it's so funny because

[06:32]before we started i had a conversation with aaron and aaron said to me he goes he goes are you going to go see that oppenheimer movie oppenheimer and i said who's that you know who's oppenheimer and he said oh it was a theoretical physicist and i said oh i thought he was real that's a saint old joke i'm doing good one i'm doing good one i'm doing good one we got that minneapolis matt how are you doing uh good i'm hey i'm one big queen let's talk about pj there how did i do rosie you brought it home right we are now going to do in lieu of a voicemail

[07:05]because we were doing pj harvey and that got me thinking about steve harvey and of course that made me think oh we should do a family feud so this is going to be these three dudes okay because i couldn't think of a better parody song this is these three dudes i have asked the fans over instagram a few questions and it is up to you to guess what the most common answer was from the dozens and dozens of responses i got so here we go are you

[07:33]guys ready to play these three dudes is this the richard karn version or the ray combs version this is you're not gonna kiss us are you this is the steve harvey version okay i know everybody loves the richard karn version okay of course famously looks like my crotch my kids have you know they like this show right but you cannot watch the steve harvey harvey version with a kid that's under 13 no you just can't it's no or what yeah oh yeah the last things are like

[08:01]they're like what's something you like to put in between two buns name something you should stop sleeping with when you become an adult things like that it's like you know what i like putting between those two buns what's that putting a pin in it oh oh 10 15 that was a club i was in in high school i never quite understood it my principal made me join it that was so weird membership card but basically the first question

[08:32]i asked was which co-host would you like to marry of the four of us have we done this like four times would you know this is the audience do you fucking get how i don't know are you just gonna call on us or do we i'll just call on you as we go and i'll change the order every time i am going to start with aaron because he's the top of the box here on the zoom aaron what do you think was the most common answer from our fans of which host they would

[09:00]like to marry and i'm just gonna tell you right now there are five answers to this i'm gonna go with uh then it's probably suzanne suzanne uh let's see oh that was incorrect sorry i gotta change the volume on that listen uh suzanne is not correct uh we're gonna go through each each one of these twice matt who do you think is the co-host so somehow aaron did not pick a ghost that people like to marry which is an insane bad move on aaron's part aaron matt what do you think is a uh co-host that

[09:32]people would like to marry as i get my volumes right here which one of us this is like this is like apples to apples i know what the correct answer is but do you really want to say the correct answer i want to listen i've got points assigned for the more people said it the more points you get so what was the most popular answer i i swear to god aaron is the obvious answer aaron is in fifth place you get two points for that man fifth place no i'm sorry he's in fourth place no he tied for second i screw that he tied for second

[10:05]so you get two points for that okay that is aaron aaron actually tied for second but it's actually the fourth best answer so you so this is like golf you want lower numbers no i am just gonna don't worry about the points aaron's you've got two aaron is zero because he said suzanne and got it wrong so about the number two answer gets two points fuck up my bit i worked kind of hard on this russ what co-host would the fans like to marry i'm supposed to pick

[10:30]a listener that calls in or one of us christ this is why the show's bad it's you guys you understand me right like i did some clarification of the rules i asked it's not it's not the kids fault guys it's not the kids because you said there were five answers so i picked a guest host i i shouldn't have said that i asked a hundred fans which co-host would you like to marry and the and they and i have the most popular answers right now russell what do you think it is

[11:00]i think the number one answer is i do not think we have a lot of listeners in utah i think i am the number one correct answer i think people want to go the legal route and go with russ russ you are correct you tied that is a tie for first place the tie for first place was a russell so you get three points for that answer aaron what do you think which co-host would people like to marry the most matt uh matt is correct second place so you get two points for that matt you have another pick what do you want to do matt i'm gonna go with the uh pleasure

[11:34]principle the pleasure principle is let's see if that is on the board no it's not on the board unfortunately not on the board russell last pick of the round who do you think is the co-host you want to marry i'm gonna take uh john from edina and his sleep apnea machine what's that john from edina john from edina is correct that was one person in so russell you get one extra point

[12:05]for that so that gives you all the way up to four points so at the end of round one we have russell with four matt with two aaron with two the correct answer is in order robin russ tie for number one matt and aaron tie for number two and of course john tied for number two three okay suzanne nowhere to be found on the list sad russell russell knew the assignment that was good work russell he knew the assignment next up which is the best running bit on the show i

[12:31]asked a hundred of our fans what is the best running now this is humiliating to put on instagram but i and i noticed none of you or your spouses responded which is a bummer uh what is the best running bit on the show and i am going to start this time with matt matt what do you think best uh i'll go with hulk hogan in the hulk hogan is correct at number three number three for that he's all the way up to six so we have matt with six russell with four aaron with two

[13:01]could you at least say like top five answers on the board survey says survey that's true you gotta like so there's actually six six answers number three was hulk hogan slash macho man slash big bopper and that is off the board impressions it sounds like that's all wait you just did you just took three of them off the board when just please trust me i did all the work that's the way it is that's all the bits i remember i don't know i don't know any of their bits i asked a hundred fans our best off the board russell what's our best running bits can i ask

[13:34]a clarification can't hear me at all are you giving them the bits and letting them choose from them or there's no option this is text input on instagram i'm gonna go with i'm a big fan i'm a big fan i'm a big fan top six on the board survey says sorry i'm a big fan not up there okay proving once again that our listeners are very dumb very dumb um once again aaron coming

[14:05]back coming to you for the first time what's our best running bit i'm gonna go with the rating system the rating system the rating system on the board unfortunately no we cannot name any of our best bits probably a coincidence because you just took them all off and one fell swoop matt what is some of the best running bits on the show what did our

[14:32]audience say i'm gonna go with uh bringing up disco balls to make rob feel weird that his dad's got an obsession with disco balls disco balls implying my dad has sex is that on the board awkward yelling that at the cabin but i'm okay with that disco balls not there now did i recently send you guys a picture of a disco ball my dad is hung up at the cabin yes i did uh okay mant nope russell russell second round here what's the best

[15:05]top bit i mean i don't really want to say this because if i'm wrong it'll hurt my feelings but i i think we gotta have at least someone who mentioned this i'm gonna say i've got a list i'm gonna say the list on the show i've got a list a list survey says wait no survey says let me see is list on the board russell second place we have lists second place so you get five points for that you are all the way up to nine congratulations

[15:30]aaron last one of the round what is our best running bit what do you think meatloaf i think that might fall wonder right you're so i think that's good unfortunately that is incorrect so we were able to pick out two of our best bits according to the show to our fans so we again we do another round we have a pulse okay i'm not doing another round we're not gonna get these no but we didn't get them all yet number six trust me russell i have so many more rounds to go i have so many questions at number six we have musical analysis somebody

[16:03]said musical analysis that's really sweet of them number five not skipping to the replacements not skipping to the replacements that could have been anybody number four we have air in and air out a number three of course was hulk hogan macho man big bopper number two is this and number one of course which i do not have on this soundboard maps maps multiple people said they like the

[16:32]oh that's so good and and a number of people said because it makes rob mad which i found to be disrespectful actually okay that is when we get to the replacements that are full on that's a full on maps episode right there if you listen to the podcast you should like the main host and actually be happy not mad it legitimately makes me mad that bit next up weird aaron things weird aaron things i asked our 100 of our fans what is your favorite weird aaron thing okay and we have five

[17:01]answers okay i'm gonna start with you russell weird aaron thing what did our fans say is their favorite weird aaron thing i think the number one has got to be the dandelion greens purchases and these dandelion greens from the the farmer's market does can i see dandelion greens russell that was the number one number you get five points one russell that was number one by far multiple people said dandelion greens they love the dandelion greens bit it is a strong we talked about it for like two episodes people love it russell you get five points for

[17:33]that you were up to 14 matt's at six aaron is at two let's see if aaron can do well in this bit that is about aaron aaron there's no way you're gonna get this because you don't understand why you're funny what is our favorite aaron bit according to 100 listeners the microwave not owning a microwave can i see microwave not on the board aaron not on the board you're an idiot oh no i said number two that he's an idiot uh matt what do you think is the fan's favorite aaron bit

[18:05]i mean the only weird thing about aaron is the dandelion green so i'm i'm at a loss yeah the rest totally i'll go with uh i'll go i'll go old school i'll go tortellini on a hike oh okay let's see is tortellini on a hike matt that's at number two multiple people number multiple people said they like the tortellini on a hike that was a common answer it's nice so bizarre a little hiking snack it is so bizarre what these dummies think of when

[18:34]they think of this show tortellini on a hike god russell three four and five are all left what is aaron's best bits this is kind of a stretch i don't know i don't know if it'll go but i'm hoping i get a fifth place here i'm gonna say why do they call him little rosie and references to aaron's brother why do they call him little rosie why do they call him little rosie let's see if it's on the board sorry russell not on the board what a shame aaron it's your second pick how about the

[19:07]laundry hanging in the bedroom laundry hanging in the bedroom that is a good one that is not on the board aaron pathetic don't even that's what i'm talking about this is why we love you you don't get why you're funny i don't understand it what do you think favorite aaron bits um aaron's wife at gmail.com just needed a little break from aaron so she kicked him out into the garage in a tent garage that's a good one it's a good sleeping in the garage sleeping garage on the

[19:33]board it should be how is it not up there at number five we had wishes he was alex jones's toilet and that was from manny i'm just gonna say right away that's from manny manny does not understand that's not a real thing well i can tell you i deleted a number of his answers because i made no sense he seemed to think it was a joke actually at number four the way aaron slices tomatoes the way he slices tomatoes that made an impact to somebody oh that's an old old school one and of course number three a lot of people

[20:03]talking about it it's aaron's insane love for feet aaron insane love for feet how much he loves feet that was in number three so how was i supposed to get that none of these we got one and two you love feet there's multiple songs that you can find online your kid will be able to fight it after you pass away multiple all right let's move on to our second to last category we right now we have russ at 14 matt's at 10 aaron has answered one correct answer about the show it has two points i should listen to the show i guess second to last i do not

[20:33]recommend that second to last category what is your favorite sound clip what is your favorite sound clip on the show okay so we're going back we're starting with aaron aaron what is the i asked 100 listeners what's their favorite sound clip and they said what i think it's the yeah from the who let's see is yeah on the board also it's not on my board because this is my cabin one so i don't have that one unfortunately sorry aaron matt what is their

[21:03]favorite sound clip um i'm gonna go with the biggie smalls uh whatever that one was pickle juice chicken yeah let's see biggie smalls on the board that is not on there however i do it should be on the board i mean i'm a bigger fan of the the buddy holly remix

[21:33]again the fact that you would put this on an album to be so funny it's very awkward to listen to with you guys it's so by the way there's a there is a minute and 32 seconds more of that that i did not play all right uh i am all the way down to i think aaron back to you i think i'm up oh russ what is our favorites i asked 100 listeners what is your favorite song clip and what did they say i don't know if i'll get it on the word but it's the whatever aaron and his penis that matt

[22:00]matt quoted so you've got two versions of something about my penis now for some reason i do have that's what i'm gonna start calling my penis i do have that sound clip on the board again this is my dad's computer i'm not i don't know that's what i call my penis oh that's man that's what i call my penis let's see that's what i call my penis is it on the board unfortunately that is not one of their favorite sound clips i know they don't know what's good for them that's why they're sick uh rosie what do you think what is our

[22:30]favorite sound clip um what kind of fuckery is this what kind of fuckery is this what kind of fuckery is this is that on the board show me what kind of fuckery is this unfortunately not on the board okay there are five answers and we have not gotten any of them yet matt what do you think i'm gonna go i've got two i've got two laughs in my head but i'm gonna go with the uh the beck did a better apology yeah conor mcgregor that's gotta be back did it better apology on the board

[23:00]unfortunately not on the board hey how is that about how is that not on the board i got one more i think let's uh russ last answer of the round what do you think is their favorite these sickos their favorite sound clip do i get the video game music for the game there we go um that's sound clip this just had a really good one now i'm spacing on it do you want him to go back to the other page so you can see what all the sound clips no no no no you think it's mary moon

[23:30]she's sure like the bone because i don't think that's gonna be on there i'm gonna say get get get get to the corner it's russell's advice corner wow an og we had that episode one is russell's advice corner on the list oh wait a minute somebody's knocking on the bathroom door my kid came in and said can i have the computer charger oh yeah are your headphones not charged oh let me jeopardize this beautiful podcast do you know

[24:04]we're doing three dudes what kind of fucker is this yeah is that a family feud uh parody that's not going as well as you thought yes and no i think it's going pretty well it's going great i mean my kid could hardly talk to me because she was laughing so hard and she just heard my my side she didn't even hear the sound effect she's wondering why you're talking about grandpa russell oh no no man don't say that's terrible talk about grandpa like that russell is russell's advice corner one of the top sounds

[24:33]unfortunately no i don't understand what you want the top five sounds let me play the top five sounds i got for you oh it's time for a plain old story i shouldn't have thought of that all right all right these are the stories that was number five number four a dark i think they just like the rolling going they like what it signifies roll it go number two

[25:08]number two or number three was big bopper which i don't think is a oh i think it's the phone call right they must like the phone i mean i don't know that's that's questionable okay that was manny hey aaron why don't you be a little more disrespectful to our listeners today number two of course was uh number two that was the other one i was gonna guess yeah what the hell they love aaron's left field take

[25:32]of the week i mean the number one's got to be the the second version the the spanish version right two versions of the same clip did we have a third at some point did we have a third at some point did we have a third at some point did we have a third at some point did we have a third at some point did we have a third at some point did we have a third at some point i don't think i've ever i don't know i've never achieved you've never gone three deep there's no

[26:02]way that's too far that's so deep at number one multiple people honestly said this sound clip rob's right i had multiple people write that into the instagram but rob's right yeah the number one sound clip on back to the better from all your murder accounts all you know you should do hey rob you got to get that somehow get in a jenny's phone and just lock it down so anytime it rings it's just ringing rob's right well you know what my you you know what my song is when jenny calls right you told us a long time ago but i forget it's this is so funny because first of all

[26:35]i have a picture of her where her chest is so big so when she calls i have this picture swimsuit with this giant chest and then it plays the theme to godzilla it's like these breasts are taking over the city i've lived in and i'm so happy man don't you just hear faramanch in your head just as you hear yes yeah simon says get the fuck up yeah

[27:04]russell do you hear faramanch i don't know what they're talking about russell i'm scared to admit it listen that is not it we've got one more round one more three dudes yes keep it going and this of course the answer the one everybody's been waiting for we're gonna start with matt who is russ has 14 points matt has 10 aaron has two two points what was russell's best date russell's best

[27:34]dating story what is russell's best dating story our final round now man oh it's between two i'm gonna go with the pregnant chick damn is russell's russell that might have been the worst state that was one where i went ahead to get a beer by myself afterwards that's the best story that's the best russell's story i sat at the ice house by myself for an hour and a half drinking by myself thinking

[28:00]what what does my life come just i couldn't even get in my car and drive home i was like i can't go home after that i can't russell's like well i wonder if sir mix-a-lot had a song but it was about pregnant chicks looking looking on the sound looking on the jukebox at the bar i like stretch marks on a cat oh no wow wow wow i got oh i'm gonna go with the ice house by myself i'm gonna tell this story and you might have to edit it out but there was a chef here in oakland who got in a lot of trouble for sexually harassing women and he turned out that his thing was pregnant

[28:33]women and i saw him at the farmer's market on tuesday with a pregnant woman this was like five years later i was like don't hang out with charlie if you're pregnant now now i would i do want to remind you remember the guy ken bone who talked during the presidential debate he became famous for wearing a red sweater he became famous for asking a question at a presidential debate and his reddit username where he was very very also very much into pregnant women and he said at one point they're like tiny human submarines so something to think about there oh he found that

[29:05]to be erotic because it's like there's only one button it's just like it's only one button you know what i mean sure so this is russell's date that's what i was suspicious when it was placenta playstation controller and then my baby i was like what that this does make sense ken bone was right listen is the pregnant woman on the list of russell's top dates that is number one with a bullet one that

[29:33]is number one that gets matt five more points pregnant woman is off the board russell i jumped you i'm not i'm in the lead you gotta you gotta come back multiple people loved it when russell went on a date again with a woman who is pregnant okay let's not forget very good bit i got russell russell what was your life what's your best story according to a hundred fans i'm gonna say the the rolling stones concert date that went awry

[30:01]if you will rolling stones concert date where he bought the shirts couldn't hear anything and generally got frustrated about getting picked up in an uber not there not there a podcast classic one of our favorite episodes ever not on the board unfortunately sorry to hear that russell aaron what do you think russell's best date i gotta go date who swore really loud yeah the swearing date is the c word loudly now i'm hoping she was

[30:33]spanish russell when you say c word i'm hoping that it's yes what the word right i can't confirm that well we'll see you next tuesday and see if that's true uh is that a swearing woman on the board unfortunately it is not god how could i be straight out this bad man what is one of russell's best dates according to our fans think if i get the number the number two answer i lock up the win right mathematically

[31:06]i will lock it up i'm gonna go with russell dated the timberwolves cheer they're on the board that is correct at number two that is correctly the answer is see your dance team member if we could i was just i was trying to i was trying to i just let's go let's you know what let's go to the judge okay yeah yep the judge says yes that puts matt all the way up into second place with nine points russ is at 14 aaron's at two

[31:35]okay we will see no no no hold on no i got 19 points i is at 10 oh and then i went to 15 i am winning this bad boy well you're right you're a good math man you must have been a math major i was you're at 19 you're at 19 russell okay if you answer this correctly russell i will give you another try to win russell what's one of your best dates this is tough it's really two ways we can

[32:01]go i don't think i don't know if this is going to be on there but i'm going to swing for it i'm going to say the the stillwater bugs in the hotel room god totally i forgot about that one unfortunately not on the board bugs in the hotel room not on the board a classic russell date aaron what do you think russell is one of russell's best dates i'm going to say the stillwater bugs in the hotel room aaron what do you think russell is one of russell's best dates i'm going to say the stillwater bugs in the hotel room aaron what do you think russell is one of russell's best dates i'm going to say the stillwater bugs in the hotel room aaron what do you think russell is one of russell's best dates i'm going to say the stillwater bugs in the hotel room best dates google translate it's got to be on there that is really show me google translate

[32:30]that is number five aaron comes up with five points and that is it for these three dudes by the way the answers we missed at number five the current roommate current roommate the current roommate at number four dinner in the dark dinner in the dark and then we had translator dancer dancer and pregnant which just three great words bring a smile to my face did anyone not pick pregnant or was that on everyone's serve pregnant was right up there pregnant was by far the number

[33:04]one and answer but thank you guys for every for playing these three dudes these three dudes and then i bring up the music and easily and it's not a big deal all right thank you and you know what that doesn't seem like a good way to end it so let's just do it that was great rob thank you so much a lot of work on my part okay so don't say i don't do anything it makes up for the very poorly put

[33:30]together parody song i did earlier but let's get into some oh and somebody out there is going to get a little boner from listening to the sound clip it's time for rolling going it's time to see what everybody's up to it's time for rolling going now aaron oh yeah i need to do a little research for the show okay because i had somebody bring this up to me okay do you have a high point and a low point for today do i have a high point a little point yes um kind of yeah is your high

[34:00]point something you ate uh yes oh they were right they were so right they go aaron says high and low and his high point is always up to the eight so aaron let's hear what is your role at going all right well you're so predictable aaron it's true i mean you guys know we talked about this on the big text chain you know it's stone fruit season so you know i'm gonna be talking about the stone fruits i went on tuesday to get stone went on tuesday to get a big bunch of peaches and nectarines and not only are they delicious right now although i was i got called out yesterday morning for slicing and nectarine

[34:34]before it was ripe enough but today i got one perfect how do you know how do you know well the thing is it's like right around the like like the bottom if you're holding the peach you know upright the bottom of the peach like kind of its little butt like should be like a little bit squishy to the touch i learned that from just a little that's how you figure okay yeah just like a little squishy on the tush just like a little bit of give to it that's all you need like you're like you're five months pregnant oh my god what but that's a callback that's our callback today

[35:04]guys yes so this morning i got a peach perfectly right but i've been having trouble with you guys know i prefer clingstone to freestone fruit i think it tastes better i think you gotta work for your fruit a little bit i'm pretty sure we didn't know that okay well i like what did you just say say that again i like i prefer clingstone to freestone fruit clean stone clingstone so cling like it clings to the pit so it's harder to get off the pit a cling freestone just comes right off the pit so like a cherry is a free no no no they're

[35:35]like peaches have peaches and nectarines both have clingstone and freestone varieties so like the clingstone you got to use your paring knife to get them off the off the off the pit okay what the fuck are you talking about yeah so but millions of peaches i yeah i prefer the clingstone i think they're tastier i think you gotta earn it but i did learn yesterday through some internet research that you should not be slicing your peaches on the so if you're

[36:04]holding the peach straight you should not be slicing them on the what like the meridian you should be slicing them around the equator so you slice your peach around the equator then you can twist them off because i've also been grilling them and i've been having trouble getting them sliced right to grill them but if you get those perfect halves throw them on the grill so for me the highlight was not just the delicious piece that we ate for breakfast this morning it was that i was able to slice it around the equator and twist it off and get the the pit out and get

[36:33]the parts up perfectly so that was that was the high this might fall in the second best food tip ever behind the one i still use which is matt's scrambled eggs in the tupperware move i use that too actually yeah you see you get the yeah we're here to serve man the sideways equator peach fillet yeah and then i don't know if i have a can i just say this right now if my significant other commented on the way i was slicing something i would be so mad i'd be like first of all when

[37:04]did you start paying attention to anything i do but if they were like oh i don't know i would just i would be furious like how dare you tell me how does like i but i'm fun to live with you can imagine but it wasn't the slice she didn't comment on the slicing she just let me know that perhaps the nectarine i cut into yesterday was not of full full righteousness that's right i didn't remember your story correctly you sort of heard it that's on me what's up i i got one more i got one more food tip that i learned i've been using non-stop lately any of you guys english muffin

[37:34]eaters love an english oh yeah uh i i've met a bird or two do you slice the english muffin to get the two halves yeah usually right okay so you've got what would be the sandwich right so you got the long part yeah if you hold it upright and start squeezing the top and then you're like rotating yeah it splits apart evenly perfect and that's how they're supposed to be cut you're not supposed to cut them you're supposed to just squeeze squeeze rotate squeeze squeeze rotate

[38:02]they fall apart and it's wonderful try it next time it's my wonderful tip usually when i'm eating english muffin i try to spell the alphabet and they're like oi mate feels good isn't it throw another shrimp on the barbie and then my low point for the day i don't know if this is a and he asked to hear cotton eye joe except he called it cut eye joe so that's kind of adorable so i guess they like learned to dance to cotton eye joe in the car or you know what i i think that

[38:34]is a great song it's super fun people can get into it kind of dance their little country jig or whatever yeah i was talking with a friend of mine and they actually she got married a few weeks ago and i was asking hey is there any songs on your do not playlist and she said cotton eye joe and i was like i was curious and she said it's because it's about an std what did you know cotton eye joe is about std no what which std is it i don't know that's what they claimed this video is nuts

[39:06]we gotta do a little research this video is outside i joe std and this is my dad's computer so the link is purple so that's weird okay this is a buzzfeed article there you go it's a buzzfeed article so we know it's good the act of a man having his urethra swab for a q-tip for a test of stds i don't know i mean that's very clever if it's true if it hadn't been for cotton eye joe i would have been married long

[39:33]time ago where'd you come from that's a good one where'd you go where did you go so that's all we know there was there was a legit claim that this was an std song they did not want it played at their wedding i've never i've never heard that so we put it on yesterday he asked for cut eye joe but today he figured out it was cotton eye joe so today he got in the car he asked for cotton eye joe i said sure and then he's learned that if you push the infinity sign on the you know on the screen of the where

[40:04]the car is playing then the algorithm chooses the next song for you so okay he says dad put it on infinity so i'm thinking it's going to be like some kids bob dance mixes or whatever the next song that came on after cotton eye joe was hurt by johnny cash oh i don't know how this happened so i said to him oh man this is a sad one this is a really sad song i don't know if we want to do this and he likes to mess with me so he said i want to listen to it

[40:30]to mess with you and i was like dude i love the song i actually love this song but it's sad as shit it's been like okay so we listened to hurt all the way through and he got to the end and he said what does this song have to do with cotton eye joe and i was like i don't know man like the algorithm got it all wrong so i mean if it's about gonorrhea it makes sense i hurt myself today i do like a errand of thinking like hey where'd you learn how to do weird obscure things son he's like i learned it from you dad he learned it from you dad

[41:00]so that was it i had a high of eating and slicing peaches in the low heaven and listened to hurt in the car with my son how's it going rolling go with matt uh good you know it has been a while since we've talked and so number one thing on my list is a lost water bottle of luns and i have no idea what that means so we gotta add that to the list oh my god a flashlight for menzies and rodriguez i don't know i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that you or somebody you know lost a water bottle at luns like that's going to be what i think that

[41:31]interpretation is yeah i don't know i don't remember i have no idea uh but we should uh you know it's also possible they had a water bottle at luns that was themed from the show lost you know what i mean like it had like the small monster on a hatch and you couldn't get in the hatch exactly what you see was in there had the numbers and then when you get to the end of the it's not that great like it's kind of disappointing at the end you're like oh i actually spent a lot of time on this water bottle i thought it was going to be well written but it seemed to kind of run out of steam here at the end yeah russell you're kind of the you're the aficionado of like

[42:00]the series right like for a while that was i mean for like a month that was considered this is one of the greatest tv i think series of all time was i think it was longer than a month i think i think lost was pretty huge for multiple years because that was the one where everyone had theories on what was going on it was never talked about anymore right i don't know i think i think the people kind of soured on it but i think it's still up there for sure all right gotcha well anyway so we need to come up with a new uh uh bit rob we can come up with a song something like you

[42:32]know what did matt's kids learn in north dakota this year oh yeah last summer it was swearing and driving the golf cart right uh drinking too drinking driving and swearing okay yeah what's left to learn this feels like they've got it at this point well apparently my my kids so we had this one of the one of the houses had a whole bunch of signs up right you know live laugh love uh do what you love you'll never work a day you know and all these things right laugh love

[43:00]fucking drink liquor yeah yeah one of one of the one of the signs was sand i want sand in my toes and a cocktail in my hand and that's all it was and so the college kids decided to change the sign to i want sand in my toes and a cock in my hand so my kids were out on the boat and eddie says rob wasn't at your cabin was he yeah he says hey they changed it i mean the sign all this it says i want a cock in my hand and he goes

[43:35]yeah why or leo says well yeah why did they do that and so then it was like i don't mean it's like just like a song or something you know like hey i want a cock in my hand so he's making up a song and so i finally said sarah you have to tell him you have to tell him so she's like guys you know cock is kind of like dick you know it's like another word for penis and so and he just turns and goes why would they do that that's what i call my penis there it is finally get to play

[44:04]that so good so that's what my kids learn that that's what my kid you know they're still they're still finding things to learn up in the middle of north dakota uh and then the last thing i got on my list is that i had the pleasure of going to a concert with the principle of pleasure that's and so it was like the dream come true a large band was coming into town and they said and i got an email when i was up at the cabin uh so the killers were here uh magic dragons we were supposed

[44:36]to go to ajr ajr's dad died rip so they took the whole month of july off obviously they canceled so that's good but got an email from first stab that says tomorrow tickets go on sale the killers a week from a week from tomorrow but the tickets go on sale tomorrow uh you know get a 10 o'clock kind of a thing there's 1500 people that can fit into first ave and so for me huge killer fans hello i'm a

[45:03]huge killer fan hello to see them at a place like uh first ave i just i was stressing out all friday and i got four tickets and was able to go with the principle of pleasure and nick from minneapolis and ben from minneapolis had a great time so i cannot think of anything better than seeing them in person and i just wanted to say thank you so much for being with us today and we'll see you next time for a new episode of the principal of pleasure it's pretty cool if the principle of pleasure comes

[45:37]out for something like that that that guy's got numerous kids you take a night out that's not a you can't just do that whenever you want right that's uh you know what he brought up too do you guys remember the other nickname for the principal of pleasure it was the principal of pleasure he had another one we used to talk about it all the time and i forgot and now i forget what it is but i totally forgot well do you remember the other the ass principal pleasure the ass principle

[46:00]he's the ass principal so yeah i heard i heard they played a i heard they covered prince right didn't they play i could never take the place of your man yep that's fine it was it was great so so that was my uh that's that's what i've done since since we've talked last but i will say talking about the killers still one of the best saturday night live performances i've ever seen check out the killers on saturday night live very very very good god i would love to see

[46:30]them concert they've got so many good and i and i was down on them rob until you said maybe one of the first 10 episodes that the new killers album is awesome so imploding the mirage is it's on my top 10 album list now i listen to it more than pretty much anything that wildflowers and then a couple pearl jam albums hey it's an unbelievable album and they played three songs off it so it was hey this is going out this is going out to all those rob beds out there who want to get a boner rob's right there you go matt i was gonna ask you weren't the killers playing at target field like later in the week what do you think the this of the strategy of hey come play at a smaller venue

[47:04]where all the all the real music aficionados are going to come check them out and then they probably don't go see them at target field what do you think of that well i think i what i heard i was checking reddit to see because then somebody asked like do they do this often like do they go to show do they come then play or what how often do they play these little these little places and what they what the real killer fans i forget what they're called um what they said was that often if

[47:33]they haven't played for a while they'll they have like a warm-up show like this at a small venue before playing at a at a large one so i it's i was i was afraid that it was going to be like some acoustic thing or they're trying things out it was a full-on show yes they're blasting confetti they were dancing it was awesome they had you know it was a lot of fun and i think it's a lot of fun great good for you man 19 songs in an hour and a half so it was awesome that's yeah that's awesome and i will say man i now that i know you're on reddit i'm going to look up your username mean old daddy 69 and i'm looking and it says here they're like a human submarine so that's

[48:04]weird that you would also have posted that that's so really weird and now i can't that's why i was a little quiet earlier it continues guys feel free to hop in on this running bit it's a good one next uh roll uh russell is the tournament continuing the tournament continues i've got one person aaron does highs and lows i've got personal and tournament which one should we do first oh personal for sure we gotta end with that tournament we gotta go yeah i want to hear this personal story russell i'm gonna play this in the background no reason just keep going right

[48:34]i i have decided i needed a new nickname i'm giving myself a nickname it's called the assemblyman the assemblyman i like this because over the last three to four weeks i have officially assembled at least six pieces of furniture like ikea type stuff furniture stores wait a minute wait it's stuff that gets delivered in boxes in the mail now russell let me ask you this when you're building

[49:01]this i assume that you had some bolts rob rob sorry i'm the assemblyman okay excuse me assemblyman okay here you hear assemblyman russ uh assemblyman russ is the r the assemblyman r when you put this together i assume you had some bolts right yeah you had some you had some washers yep now what what would your roommate say to you uh when she wanted to make sure a washer was gonna a bolt was gonna stay where it should be i think she would ask something like this give me that nut so that

[49:32]makes actually rob these nuts wasn't even getting you today which nut these nuts well that reminds me what about these uh what about your cds cds nuts so over the over the last few weeks there's been some new acquisitions of stuff to a desk a full-on desk which is in my new podcast studio down here nice uh a desk that is like a side desk that goes

[50:03]up with uh the upstairs tenants desk oh wait no wait on the side you're gonna get the desk on the side up there side desk yeah a little side desk oh it's got a little drawer let me put this in the back drawer no there's not a back drawer that doesn't even make sense bottom drawer and a top drawer wait my dad's knocking on the door yeah dad it didn't make sense it's a back drawer i don't know what to tell you i thought it was gonna be funny and i will say that i did get that side desk action done when the upstairs tenant was out

[50:35]of town for a day or two nice nice yes russell loves to go through all the drawers when the tenant's out of town i put together a chair the assemblyman put together a chair yes nice the assemblyman the chair person the assembly assemblyman put together a roller cabinet like a little roller cabinet that goes with my desk down in my podcast studio now what is a roller with a roller cabinet it's kind of

[51:03]like a short filing cabinet that goes with the desk if you will rob oh that's on wheels so you can move it around so you have a lot of paper files at home that's cool and normal what are you what are you doing i mean i got a file on my computer it's my c drive he's got it he's got it you need a place to put your things i understand that you got things you got to put wait wait this is my dad's computer so he has it labeled as the c word drive well that doesn't seem and then the final thing that i put together the assemblyman assembled this last few weeks was my new record

[51:35]stand my new record player stand has been assembled by the picture of this i was gonna ask you guys though i thought like when you're assembling things like this whether it's from ikea or some other store it can be like such a zen moment when you get in the zone and you're putting everything together right and you're like damn this makes sense it's all fitting together everything's fitting every bolt you turn is fitting perfectly right but god damn when it is

[52:01]when it is not going the right way and you feel like you're missing pieces and you're putting stuff together wrong is there anything more frustrating in the world than trying to be it's enraging and are you doing this like in the evening after work oh yeah because yes because then you're just like i just want to go to bed or i just want to go get some dinner or i'm just gonna guess here's what i'm gonna guess if the roommate wasn't home russell's coming in it's a co-tenant russell's russell's tenant is not coming in

[52:30]the landlord's coming home at like 10 10 30 and then he's sitting down to the assemblyman and sitting down to put together so this is all happening like around midnight am i right russell it's it tends to happen it starts later and then it goes into the night and then when you start when you start making any progress you cannot stop you have to keep going and get that project done so there were a couple assemblyman projects that went into the wee hours of the morning if you will small hours i had to put together a bedside table because the one we had didn't hold enough c batteries i was like

[53:00]why is this i thought it was the d's the big ones see that's where you could use a rolling cabinet rob because you know when that one when it all runs out you just wheel the next one out it's already full ready to go well that's i misread it as c word batteries so oh so how about you guys mad i could see you being pretty good at this type of thing aaron and rob i'm not so sure what what's or what would you say your assemblyman skills are like they're they're on point i'm pretty good i mess up a few things every once in a while my my problem and

[53:30]maybe rosie will get this one and rob even i don't know but you know a lot of times you you you chose to do this right you said okay you know i need a desk i'm gonna go i'm gonna buy this put it together that's okay that's a pain in the ass but russell as an uncle have you ever given to your nieces and nephews something it needs to put put together and put that on your huh yeah they're but their parents put it together i don't yeah so that is the worst one and so that's the only one that really pisses me off is when i didn't choose to do this and somebody else gave me this

[54:03]and says okay here you put it together so that's that's that's my only gripe with the assemblyman as long as i'm an assemblyman by choice i'm pretty darn good if i'm uh forced into being an assemblyman oof that's no fun i remember when i saw my kids christmas list this year both of them had one thing at the top rolling cabinets they both wanted rolling cabinets they're like we have so many files this is a normal thing to buy please papa please rolling cabinets for christmas i it's been a while uh we the last christmas we

[54:31]assembled a basketball hoop like a papa shot hoop that went pretty well but uh i haven't done furniture in a while but but on the opposite tip just today so we're going to try to redo our backyard uh which might mean the end of the fig tree i'm gonna have some fig stuff coming up later uh found a transplant just today my wife said to me uh well the designer said we could just knock down these walls with a sledgehammer so should i do it like should i take the walls down myself with a sledgehammer or should i hire somebody to do it completely underrated song by

[55:01]the way wonderful song you so you're asking us aaron and we want to approach this from a non should aaron take a sledgehammer to his house and destroy a part of it swing after swing showing his son just how a man smashes a wall with a sledgehammer i got a question or should you hire somebody to come in and do it but aaron what are you talking about the only thing is i

[55:33]don't know where am i how am i gonna get the brick out of here once i smash it like i gotta i gotta i got a question before that yeah you're in office you're in the office you're in the office you're right correct so did aaron's wife at gmail.com did she maybe like tell you like hey you know maybe just put some of those construction boots on and you know it's a little hot in california take your shirt off while you're out there smashing up that thing that's what i'm hoping i'm gonna get some cut off shorts and the whole thing that's what i'm hoping for she's gonna make

[56:03]you uh you know some lemonade and oh jesus this is when you need to watch the wrecking ball video because it applies to your life right now i promise i'm gonna do it for a good event you could get a wrecking ball get naked get on that thing oh or in gloves i like a man's idea gloves hat and just a tool belt then in a tool belt it's just a bunch of c batteries that shirt off oh it's getting hot out here speaking of it getting hot in here i figure we should also move on to the round of 32 for the

[56:34]dvd tournament are you guys up for the round of 32 round of 32 oh are they re-ranked or how does that they were they were ranked once and now it's just flat out tournaments so if the 16 plays the eight in the tournament the 16 plays the eight there's no more re-alphabetizing okay it's a real tournament some of us know how to do a tournament here and i will say i noticed this the 16 seed in

[57:01]every regional did advance in the first round last time wow that just shows you the you guys remember the 16 seeds that advanced were what about bob advanced in its region guns in its region yeah the wrestler and if you remember one of the weaker 16s ever the godfather that was the only one that may have been uh planted a bit but i'll just leave it at that so we're gonna do the second round and i don't know we had some people saying they should get

[57:33]a vote in this i don't know how that would work rob's instagram usually gets a couple responses so i can set that up russell why don't we do this and then we'll do the second round and i will put this out and we'll see if our fans agree with us even though we have proven today they are not smart so maybe what we'll do is we'll give you guys a vote and we'll give all our fans a vote and then whatever one advances we'll see if that if that works out if we get any votes we'll we'll give you the winners next week right we'll figure it out russell we got lots of time so we're gonna

[58:02]do the round of 32 and we'll we'll start with the comedy section we did comedy last time first we'll do comedy this time all right so the first matchup is a is a a bill murray matchup the 16 seed what about bob versus the eight seed kingpin oh man what about bob versus kingpin only one bill murray can advance in this matchup honestly i have not seen what about bob in a long time so i gotta go kingpin kingpin holds a special place in my heart

[58:32]i think it's so funny i'll take kingpin i'm gonna go with what about bob aaron you have the tie breaker decision don't have to do that i'm gonna go with what about bob i'm gonna go with what about castle me i'm local i gotta side with matt what about bob nice all right and drive us together it's just gold we're taking baby steps forward into the next matchup this is actually another bill murray i'm surprised i kind of sale i kind of do not like bill murray so i'm surprised i've got this many that are this high but it's the four five seed it's ghostbusters is the five

[59:03]and dumb and dumber is the four oof dumb and dumber this is uh is you don't like bill is that why you ranked what about bob number 16 oh my god i got that that was alphabetical that one votes for the worst bit is matt hates the ranking systems to be clear though we got to remember ghostbusters was ghostbusters one and two a combo pack the combo pack vgv against dumb and dumber is that what you

[59:30]said yep it's dumb and dumber hands down landslide i just want to remind you there is a scene in dumb and dumber where a bus of bikini models pull up and they need oil boys yeah and they say oh my god and they and they say oh no we made a mistake we didn't get on the bus stop the bus stop the bus and he goes yeah the town you're looking for is that way it's one of the greatest it literally makes citizen kane look like piece of dog shit it's the best ending of a movie ever yeah i'm with

[60:04]a rosebud more like yeah i'll put a joke here later that makes sense with the rosebud i mean does anybody look at like a samsonite piece of luggage not say samson slippy slappy gloves yeah we're in the mountains we're in the rockies so you guys are saying dumb and dumber

[60:30]it's a clean sweep from you guys we'll see if our listeners agree with you guys all right next up this is kind of one from two different eras i'm curious to see how this one results but it's a combo pack the 14 seed uncle buck and the great outdoors versus super bad the 14 versus the 11 easy for me the combo pack for me combo far combo pack even if it was just uncle buck we watched great outdoors here last night big hit whole family loved it so uncle buck great

[61:03]outdoors combo pack easy this feels like somebody from hawaii voting for uh a republican but at this point but uh it's too late and it's over anyway but i'm still gonna vote for super bad because the first 45 minutes is super bad to me it's just so good it sucks after that but it's so good can you imagine somebody who's like man i love this laid-back atmosphere out here i love luau's i love going to the beach i love a sunset but man if i don't love donald trump god damn i'm gonna vote for that guy okay russell i'll edit that out and then the last the last matchup tonight that we're

[61:39]going to go through is the 10 seed oh brother where art thou versus the 15 seed wayne's world oh wayne's world for me i i gotta go wayne's world i just saw a clip on tiktok where he had charlton heston come in and do the bit where he's the better actor you forget about that it's so good what i don't remember that yeah he's what was the final tally there leonard street hang on

[62:04]i knew a girl leonard street actually aaron i gotta do i gotta stop you aaron yeah you were not the hawaii voter for trump because you guys all get one vote and our listeners each get a vote so your vote even if you right lose does matter oh no i'm gonna have to do that all this math jesus christ we should we be doing rank choice then oh no don't fuck that up there's a lot what do you guys think i'm going oh brother but that's a sentimental favorite for me

[62:34]i i admit after the last podcast i was editing it i had to push pause and watch the cows get shot what do you think of it it was bizarre but i enjoyed it very good matt what was your vote i forgot to mark it down uh wayne's world wayne's world all right well according to you guys the final four in this region would be what about bob dumb and dumber the uncle buck and great outdoors combo pack and wayne's world rob will figure out a way to get that on his instagram and see if our

[63:02]listeners have as much participation as they did in the last bit yeah yeah i'll ask at least 100 yeah rob roland going how's it going with you well i'll tell you what we are uh we are running long on time so i'm just gonna say this i get on a plane well you know what actually i do have a it's time for back did it better plain old haven't heard in a while oh yes it's our listener's second favorite bit these are the stories that i like now tell us about the trip

[63:34]you're on we're gonna hear i gotta tell you guys a story after this though so good tonight oh yeah now i get on a plane this is to minnesota so i'm coming from new york to minnesota i'm sitting on the aisle my kid is on the other aisle my other kid is in the middle seat there so they're sitting together and of course my kids are like please please please can you sit with us and i said well listen somebody's got a window i'm sitting in an aisle i'll ask them to trade

[64:00]but i don't know if they're gonna say yes and i have to respect it because if they wanted a window they should get a window if they don't want you know if they don't care i'll switch or whatever because i love sitting next to my kids because i just put the armrest up spread out like the blob it's great so i asked this guy gets on right he's like 20 something years old kind of long hair baseball cap and i said listen i said you can do whatever you want i said but you're sitting next to my two kids i said they've asked me to come sit by him would you be okay to trade seats but if you want the window i understand we don't have to trade don't feel pressured and he said are you sure that we can just not trade and that's okay and i said

[64:35]yeah if you wanted the window you know you wanted to lean up there and sleep that's fine but and so my kids are like oh okay you know they're not that hard they don't they don't actually care they're just they were already watching a movie i don't think they paid attention so this guy sits by the window so i'm kind of like oh well i guess he's gonna sleep he spent the entire flight looking out the window looking out the window he looked out the window the whole flight halfway

[65:01]through i poked my kid and i was like look at this guy he's looking out the window the whole time we watched him look out the window the whole flight he was enamored didn't no tv none of he was he was a true yes this is like fucking like he stood up and he had a name tag on it said orville right i was like how are you so amazed by the airplane window when we were landing he got his phone out and took a video yes so i said listen i am i am thrilled i am thrilled that i get a chance to give a window seat to somebody who appreciates it so much so that is my rolling

[65:32]going that i helped out this guy to look out the window of the plane oh it's time three hours and playing a little story and i realized i don't want to play this so i'm gonna the other thing i was gonna say rob we also talked about nazareth flight tonight on the clash list of the best nursery rhyme songs remember that's madonna took that starlight star bright from yes all right my god russell we are so smart we didn't even know it i mean this is really like something like you

[66:02]have the podcast right and you think oh it's great we're talking but then there's this thing growing inside of it and it's actually us being smart and it's growing bigger and bigger every day and we're kind of nourishing it with all this information until we had and this is gonna blow your guys mind when i'm referring to delta flight rob was it delta yes so he's building you have a screen no it's not a joke i i'm just i am fascinated by this guy as well he has no idea where he's at right so he's looking out the

[66:32]window has no idea but if you're in delta you've got the thing you can see the map and it's pretty darn cool to like see what cities you're flying over and stuff and at night it's even cooler as you can see like the lights everything but like so he doesn't even have the map up he's literally just looking at the horizon literally amazed by the ability of humans to fly across the country which i gotta get a chance he put on like a display because he he wanted to just keep the window and then he wanted to like make it feel like he earned it or he it was warranted that he wouldn't change with you you you think it's fake

[67:04]i'm thinking he probably has crippling anxiety and looking out the window keeps him from freaking out well hearing hearing i was gonna go with that i mean that's what i'm thinking right yeah it probably makes it feel better to be able as long as he doesn't look at the neighbors and people ahead of him and yeah well it is true every time he looked over at me i went like this to him put me i punched my hand to show him i wasn't happy give him a taste of your ex flights tonight i did take a flight a few days back and i i have the sound down

[67:33]better plain old story time all right it's a good time all right these are the stories that i like i just tell you one thing russell about the map that i like to do now this is my bit when i land and i think you guys should do it too right when the plane lands i turn on the flight map and i zoom way in and i get all excited like zero minutes till landing yeah but i zoom in and make the plane real big i'm like oh my god

[68:06]right in minneapolis you know what my new thing is for what's that pulling up the movie my girl and going to the scene with the bees so let's let's just set the scene here all right i'm simply checking the text chain one day yeah i get a text from russell it's obviously a plain tv yeah and he is taking a picture of the movie my girl specifically the bees scene yes which again i give a bees plus two okay uh

[68:36]and psycho shit just took a picture of it and sent it and everybody's like oh that's fine i was like who is it again imagine you were sitting by russ armrests up okay he's already watched dude in the middle seat next to me is a bigger guy than russ to add this to the the scene no scene scene huge guy sitting together buff bodybuilders picture bodybuilders two bodybuilders sitting next

[69:00]to each other armrests up russell is watching not watching my girl fast forwarding to the park where the kid dies and then taking out his phone and taking a picture of it a couple pictures and then smiling in satisfaction and putting his phone away and then watching it for a few minutes and tearing up on the plane i almost cried on the plane when when thomas j goes to sleep it's so good russell now can i tell you this russell yeah masculinity is showing

[69:36]your emotions yeah that's the real sign of a man okay i i like to think that i would be strong enough as a man to show that when a kid gets stung by millions of bees and dies i would cry about that even if i hadn't watched the whole movie now counterpoint if i'm the bodybuilder seated next to you and i see you watching this taking a picture then crying that would be me calling the flight attendant button and reporting because i would be sure that you were about to do something

[70:05]terrible to the entire plane you're going through some sort of weird like thing that you're doing i would be terrified i would be absolutely terrified this is where the world said fuck you russ it knew what it was doing karma comes around so i get home and i'm trying to sell a house in richfield matt's old neck of the woods um off of about 76 and and let's just say dupont for the sake of just right just just south of minneapolis right so like edina's to the west airports to the east and bloomington's

[70:34]to the south hey rob you can just mix this in afterwards on the back you know what though it was our it was our number one so it's kind of in between like dupont and and gerard may be humbled somewhere in there but so i go back and i'm having someone some people help me with some stuff fixing some stuff on the outside of my house whatever they mention hey there's a bee's nest on this side of the house here oh shit plus this is this is within three days of me watching that bees plus movie on the

[71:05]plane there is a there's a bee's nest on this side of the house here oh shit this is this is there is a beehive next to my house that's real karmic shit right there so i i go to the home depot and i buy some spray did you go to that home depot off excelsior and 100 in stainless park or did you go to the one in bloomington off of like portland between portland and nicola just south of 494 south of 494 guy man south of 494 off of lindale yeah do you do right next to the sam's

[71:33]club before you get to that big power station but then they got the mcdonald's past that yeah okay do you get on 35w or not you guys are the people who are in plymouth who say they live in this twin cities oh yeah i'm in burnsville i'm in the twin cities shut up the cities so i go pick up i go pick up some wasp spray so i don't know the only thing i have some bug spray at my house i'm like i'm just gonna go litter with that i don't think that'll work though no so i just litter so so i go get

[72:00]i go get the wasp spray and i go over there and i walk over and i've just i've decided i've got to keep the other door open and i'm going to spray the shit out of this thing and then i'm going to run like hell that's what you got to do like what are you supposed to do right yeah you got to run faster than russell you got to run faster than wasps it's that easy there was part of me thinking i can't do this like i i deserve i don't even want to say it like i deserve to die right like if if i'm making fun of thomas for what happens with the bees i don't know

[72:31]and then with like three days i'm spraying a beehive that listen that doesn't happen russell we've talked about whether or not you want to have a funny funeral where people are telling jokes right yeah if you died of bee stings after sending that picture hilarious it would be the funniest funeral of all time i would put on your gravestone bees plus i mean just be great would you would you have rigged it up so it looked auto-erotic instead or not

[73:00]yes oh yeah he's all puffy with a belt around his neck it's so weird but so i go out and i spray the shit out of it and then i run into the house and then i came out and then i nailed it one i nailed it a couple times but matt you might know this these spray cans full of the bee stuff it's not a ton of it in there no but they spray a long way though right you don't have to get that close they do they do yeah but you need a full bottle to kind of douse that bad boy how is this a music podcast

[73:30]it's gotta be karma right let's talk about the album pollinators music podcast well it's better than having a bunch of macaulay caulkins out there listen we are talking about pj's heart pj harvey rid of me pj was pj's harvey pj's harvey i was gonna say we should all be in our pjs tonight if i asked you guys to be in your pjs what would you be wearing right now aaron what are you sleeping in these days uh just just underwear that's it how many pillows to sleep with aaron just just underwear so you're wearing underwear you're wearing underwear to bed every

[74:02]night now let me ask you this you wearing that day's underwear you change into sleeping underwear and if you change the sleeping underwear do you wear it the next day as new underwear uh well i'll be honest it's pretty hot in my podcast studio tonight so i'll probably change into sleeping underwear after i finish this podcast yes it depends on the activities of the day so you're sleeping underwear are you wearing that to work yeah yeah right well it's you're getting very personal about the underwear uh it really just depends on like the the humidity and heat level and the and maybe the dew point i'm not sure so

[74:32]you have been known to wear an underwear all night and then wear it to school the next day much like my kid and like a t-shirt i've been known to do that yeah all right sounds good matt what are you wearing these days and ignore i'm gonna turn my video off but just ignore that some sort of gym gym shorts of some sort all varieties wow new pair every night really where yeah never wear the same one how many pairs of gym shorts you have like how how far out are you set if you i think we've got a good solid six pj gym shorts when you pack for like north dakota right

[75:04]you've got your koozies okay well north dakota is a little different i got about three changes of clothes up there for six weeks but you're not are you packing like sleep shorts to go sleep in i already i know i've already got some up there i just leave them up i got about two pair we do the laundry about every four days up there because why not so all right um listen it would shock you if you don't wear them all the time so i'm gonna wear them all the time do you want to guess that what i'm dealing with right now the fucking dog nobody will let the dog

[75:33]in their room to go to sleep i'm still stuck with this goddamn dog state to state have a dog they say okay russell geez he's raising his hand he's like waving his hand back apart what russell what do you sleep in let's hear it sicko pretty much typically just boxers sometimes i'll switch it up and wear maybe a tank top or some like a tank top sometimes sometimes you know what i do wait just a tank top are you looking at a hard day rob what's that i feel like i've had a hard long day

[76:00]yes socks stay on honestly you should be put in an institution for wearing socks that is so sick i know i've drank too much if i wake up and i have socks on i'm like oh what happened to me last night this is terrible um am i the only one who sleeps nude you guys really don't sleep nude i honestly keep underwear on in case there's an earthquake in the night oh yeah i think we've discussed this before yeah i can't believe you caught your wife sleeping with

[76:31]earthquake the wrestler anyway let's talk about the album and of course his famous punchline not punchline tagline it's earthquake time no he didn't it's time it's time it's earthquake time is that it russell i've never heard of that no i was doing vader they did yeah i legit believe that was that guy was just like a dude from the audience like i really thought like

[77:02]oh wow they just found this guy and now all of a sudden he's a wrestler big van vader sorry no earthquake earthquake you know what you know it is funny rose i don't know if you watched uh neil from lakeville brought this up on the text chain but there's another uh american gladiators documentary it's like a six-part series on netflix now and they legit just said look we're getting too hurt we just have to find some more gladiators and so they just went to this gym they said they just sent people out to local gyms to find people and that's how they just found a couple of the new

[77:34]gladiators who ended up being yeah so it happens yeah i knew it was bad because one of the gladiators name was hungry hungry like well that's a weird that's a weird gladiator name all right here's earthquake steam by the way for over 50 years the revolutionary force this is going to be like a shaking sound oh my god russell you're right earthquake is a wild looking wrestler by the way yeah a lot of chest hair yeah a lot like scary a

[78:10]lot like it just like goes right not a lot of hair on the top of his head no it's like the chest hair and the beard kind of running together there you know what also looks weird i'll be curious to see what aaron thinks of this this is back in like the 80s where if people got a tattoo they might just get one of those tattoos and they're like oh my god this is so weird this is so weird this is so weird like we live in a world now where if you do one tattoo you go like the full sleeve you don't see

[78:30]people very often with just one only weirdos only weirdos have just one i do like it i like i like one tattoo i think that's nice i'm a tattoo he has is of a pregnant woman and a thumbs up because that's the running joke tonight running joke this is uh pj harvey's second album it was actually uh she just released an album this year i was actually i want to listen to that at some point but this is her second album this is she wrote this very quickly after her first so basically their first album she goes out and tours for right it's a critical hit she's touring she

[79:01]she rejects going to lollapalooza in favor of some things in britain but basically all that touring caused her to basically have a nervous breakdown and so this album was written during that nervous breakdown about that nervous breakdown and the frenetic energy you hear on the album is kind of reflective of how she felt at the time uh this album was originally 406 on the original list it got moved up and a little connection to you guys to all of us this album is recorded close to my hometown in cannon falls at pachyderm studios

[79:32]it is home of in utero by nirvana and also the greatest live album of all time throwing copper what light wow that is a paul robber or whatever this they asked steve albini who we heard we're steve albini coming from do you guys recognize that name no he produced i'm reading about him in the replacements book right now he's from chicago though right yeah he he produced the

[80:03]pixies album that we've already listened to they came out so pj harvey comes out with this album in 93 doesn't chart in the u.s but it was ranked 10 out of 10 by spin magazine this is kind of an alternative classic this is before uh celebrity skin right that's the album that's most really reminding me of bj harvey is so big that uh she's a big fan of the album she's a big fan of the album she actually opened up for her band opened up for you too before they stopped touring and disbanded and never uh never played together again so let's get into rid of me from 1993

[80:33]oh it is lick my legs i already thought she said lick my lips a ton of this might be the most sexual album we've ever done lick my legs i'm on fire lick my legs i'm desire guys how are we feeling about licking legs and i'm thinking when we're licking legs it's below the knee on the calf now aaron you've got your hand up you've got your sleepy shorts on i mean i guess if somebody asked me to do it i'd go for it

[81:00]i think i think licking legs might be a dating thing right i think once you get married we're not licking legs anymore right right right on the hardest part of the shin bone right like that's the real right in front right in front of the shit yeah and then i guess if you're like yeah i'm not just just and you know like here's the difference russell you would lick that smooth if i lick that i would cut my tongue it would be like grade 80 sandpaper okay that's what it's like being married for a while oh yeah don't think of me licking legs you sick freak russell

[81:33]well i i like you know she does the loud quiet loud thing that like yes you know matt's talked about a lot but some there's something about the quiet part that's manipulated somehow right it's it's it's some kind of sound trick it's not just playing the instruments quiet it's like it's like she was recording in the next room or something and that really bugged me about the first half of this album um because then when we get to the second half it's better like if you're listening in your car you spend the whole time turning the volume up and down on the maybe you do it in headphones too i don't know but it was it was

[82:03]a frustrating experience but maybe that's part of what she's going for right yeah i think so the first half of this album i think can be described as avant-garde it's one of the hardest albums we've listened to like it was tough to listen to second one i think it's one of the hardest albums we've listened to i think it's one of the hardest albums we've listened to i think it's one of the hardest albums we've listened to right like you know i love a clear album where i can understand the words understand the singing this was not it kind of like a grungy liz fair oh yeah i do get some liz fair vibes

[82:37]i don't know who would come first in this i think that's a good pull russell i mean i i feel like when i was listening to this album my main thought was i think my brain is too small to like this music i think i should like this music it seems like if you like music you like this album but i couldn't listen to this album multiple times when would i listen to this album when i was considered do you consider this grunge or not i i i was trying to figure out where

[83:03]to peg it and i think it's much more yeah you know i was trying to decide between like a punky grunge or something i think i'd go full-on grunge with it i mean it seems like it fits in the kind of just below perlman jam and you know above some of those other ones i don't know guys celebrity skin is 98 if you want to tell me that did listen to this i mean please this there is so much cordy love is all over this i had a hard time with the album until i listened in headphones

[83:31]and in the car i actually thought it was a really great car album but but mostly the second half first half i still had a tough time with next up we have legs oh wait this is the wrong one now listen to this line right here she never begs like licking those shins right rob she doesn't beg for it have you ever begged somebody i know

[84:04]i have i know i beg please don't break up with me please i'll drive home so fast what else have you begged for rob oh i beg all the time i'm pathetic i have no self-respect i'll beg he's a brat here's the real version legs the lyrics are about how harvey cuts off somebody's legs and threatens to kill him with him when he leaves her so kind of similar to me actually driving on bass

[84:33]i do like the sound of this album i mean i like i like uh because it's mostly what just drums bass and guitar but it sounds loud aaron listen to this song yeah this stuff's hard to listen to it's it's abrasive incredibly hard now this one this is a song so good we text each other about it rub it rub until it bleeds

[85:05]this felt like nirvana to me yeah another song about mutual masturbation guys you made another one on this song yeah or as i called it uh summer of my eighth grade year i'm gonna use the same joke i did on this next time because i got a laugh from aaron next up hook

[85:31]this is different sounding you know i wonder if they got together they might have been touring at the same time i'll tell you what you know what's interesting about this song you hear that chord movement and that made me think about today's list i was just gonna bring it back a side text chain with some listeners there's a lot of talk about

[86:01]that dude playing the harmonica on a virginia and whether that would work or not and what was the vert on the virginia it was mixed it was mixed yeah so so you're saying there were some listeners who were like let's try it or have tried it and others who were like no a couple that were said no thanks yeah okay okay well just remember if it's a chromatic harmonica it has a button on the side that you can push and it changes the tone about the sanitation too you want to make sure that's real clean yeah aaron what the are you talking about we're trying

[86:30]to have fun here we're trying to have fun that would be a consideration you don't want to just like you want to make sure the harmonica has been washed before you oh yeah i couldn't care less for our listeners that's what happens when you drink caffeine aaron you wouldn't kind of pop and you came back and aaron i gotta know i gotta know is that like a sprite or is that like some sort of weird uh knockoff no it's just a la croix it's not even it's not even uh it's not even hold on you knew i had to do it what else was i gonna say

[87:01]aaron can i ask you this if you were drinking that drink and eating a flaky pastry on an island state what would you be doing i'd be drinking a la croix and eating a croissant in hawaii that's about right listen now you might say rob this list isn't about any pj harvey song shut up that chord change you heard hook they designed that song around this absolute banger okay

[87:33]now i was playing this song around the cabin and one of my kids said oh are you talking about aaron's wedding to which my other kid said rob was not invited to that first of all i was like call me dad not rob okay my kids know i wasn't like you're like a very uncool person when they hear that you weren't invited to like your friend's wedding because in their mind it's probably kind of embarrassing for them like their dad is so not cool that he didn't get invited no russell you're totally wrong my

[88:04]things my kids think i'm so cool what are you talking about they think i'm the worst everything i do mortifies them they probably feel bad for you when they hear you weren't invited to the wedding let me ask you russell if you leaned over and pushed somebody's stewardess call button would you think that's funny because i did to my kids i thought it was hilarious they were mortified they hated me they did not like that when i put my phone flashlight on on purpose and wave it around they get mad at me for that too this is pocketbell's canon in d major now

[88:35]if you listen the chord changes go d a b f sharp g d g a and i am going to play you a list of all the pop songs based around those exact chords and of course first is hook now listen to this now i'm going to hum it over the top which is annoying but it's the way it goes nice

[89:04]rhythm guitar and they did this on purpose blues traveler made this song around pocketbell's canon and d major to make a point about music the classics are the classics it's very cool now okay now they left out pocketbell existed at a time before copyright okay which is i have a great idea for a podcast by the way next up also following the course of the podcast i'm going to be talking about

[89:34]chord changers from pocketbell's canon listen to this kind of change in there but that is basket case by green day is the same as pocketbell's canon yeah interesting next up matt's favorite band you too um isn't this like the basis of uh ed sheeran's

[90:04]whole uh court case where he's getting sued no there's nothing new yeah yeah there's basically three chords and it's just how you put them together and i thought he was in trouble because he said this is what they were without you by the way i thought he was in trouble because his lawyer quoted uh the vanilla ice case and said no it's actually like anyway next circle of fifths right isn't that what this is based on based on i mean that's what i was at the bar

[90:34]bunch of come on rob bring it together rob okay get it back to a pregnancy joke somehow okay here we go next up twisted sister we're not gonna take it i definitely went through a stretch of college where this was my my favorites yeah i was there for here it is and he's

[91:04]i mean it's so think about it you walk down there as i did to pocketbell's canon or to d snyder it's the same thing uh d snyder of course famously blasts al gore's wife which is uh the quote that we're gonna russell that better be in the podcast description okay d snyder blasts al gore's wife because he did it that's hearing next up we typically call that the seo friendly

[91:30]term that's right that's what i want snyder blasts al gore's wife because he did it that's the seo friendly term because he did it that's what i want snyder blasts al gore's wife because he did it that's the link is purple for sure that's next up you're definitely going to be a number one in the rating system a band who some people consider right behind twisted sister this is the beatles but let it be it's the same chords as pocketbell's canon wow it's like the one song you can play on the piano well guess what now it's two

[92:04]actually it's about we got like 19 oh my god you can play all these hey kids i can play basket case don't you think i'm cool no you suck dad we hate you yeah thank you i told you the two songs i could play no but i don't know i may have maybe told you guys might have forgotten if one of them is like some insane jazz standard like a rag time like i get way better way better one is i think rob remembers this one it's the beverly hills cop theme song i could play oh wow uh it's not the

[92:31]beverly hills cop theme song just to let you know it is a song by crazy frog it is axel f my kids love this song they play it all the time what the hell is this it's crazy frog aaron oh i'm aaron i never had a phone ring i know the song but i know this version oh my god you don't even know crazy frog no oh

[93:01]and then the other song that i can play not based on pocket bells cannon by the way is the theme song from jurassic park which actually rob is the same as hook by where we listen to pj harvey pj harvey just kidding i was gonna say same core structure as hook by pj harvey fuck this

[93:30]this right here this shit is beautiful man and when you go back and watch jurassic park the first time they see the fucking brontosauruses and the songs playing like that that's a moment man to be clear i can only play like this with you know one hand with one key at a time there's not like multiple things going on when i play it and you said junior high band classic you say to your kids hey kids it's a movie for my childhood i love it means so much to me and they say dad shut the hell up we're watching tiktok you freaking nerd

[94:00]they really don't care about anything i like uh now the final song on the list that sounds like pocket bells cannon of course okay first dance at my wedding is this crying or crazy now can i just tell you guys this

[94:30]i had forgotten this but this video starts do you remember how this video starts bungee jumping off the bridge so i thought so because i was like i remember jacking off for this video a lot growing up right so picture me eighth grade year summer my eighth grade year the best part about that is that this is like there was no video on demand at the time this just had to be like oh video's on rob's looking around nobody's around i'm waiting i'm waiting i'm

[95:00]waiting this is it like here we go i missed the grind watching total request live like all right it's 2 30 in the afternoon oh i do anybody every time i see carson daly look at this video how it starts now so right away we have alicia silverstone right you're like okay hey rob jerking it start not a big deal this is normal stuff what the fuck what is going on stephen tyler is in a

[95:30]kabuki mask he's moving in a weird way i did not remember this part at all nobody does because it's obviously some steely tyler's like dude i gotta have this mask it's fucking cool let's put it in the video and they're like uh i don't know it's not really the vibe we're going for we have alicia silverstone and and actually in one video we have an even hotter friend well that's his daughter i forgot that's his daughter in the video damn that's messed up but he to his credit he didn't know until she was 11 so oh is that what he said is that for real no that's for real

[96:00]she didn't know he yeah he didn't know oh did they tell mom was a groupie and oh i thought you meant that steven tyler didn't know she was hot and then at 11 he's like oh no don't do that that's getting edited out but it's that's what i thought that's why i had such a reaction to that well guys look at this steven tyler playing let's keep it playing a little longer well just imagine me i have to be like this part this part is just like a warm-up this is a warm-up like this is a challenge mode kids these days they don't even know how they have it i mean they're searching stuff on bing like

[96:30]they got it nobody is searching steven tyler cook and keep mass compilation you know what i mean like nobody that's all the video we get to watch yeah i thought we're gonna do the whole thing no that is guys but listen we have to get through the album that's the end of the rest rob why are you laying down that was another so it's a great list rob thank you good list when you go back and you're like on the pj hervey episode we did pocket bells canon you're gonna be like how did that come about i don't remember that strange uh here's her version of book

[97:04]i i heard nine inch nails to me that's me you're hearing nine inch nails i like that i'm saying that's the closest thing we've listened to so far like the drums sound like you're banging on a trash can it's like the houston astro or something in the lyric she says i'm blind i'm lame left with nothing but his stain so he's somebody else is dealing with that guys it's a real thing

[97:32]the wet spot everybody knows what i'm talking about man size sextet man size i did listen this is where i started to like it like this is like a bartok or like renette coleman with some quartets like this like i like this shit so she says that people notice she's saying this song through teeth and she says that's because at the time she was way into ventriloquism did you guys ever want to do ventriloquism because i did oh yes absolutely i tried did

[98:04]you practice doing like the teas or you're like today today today i'm going to show you how to i definitely tried it i hey i got a woody woody hey did you hear about the pregnant women they're kind of like little submarines isn't it tiny submarine tiny human submarine no well it's a t you can't say it's little little little little submarine you can't say tiny tiny tiny human submarine no you can't say any of that

[98:35]all my jokes just have no t's in it when i'm doing my i'm confused why can't you say t's on here because my your lips move as a ventriloquist aaron tiny tarner wait that's a ringo star got his uh inspiration for yellow submarine i think he's really in the pregnancy oh my god it's true aaron let's think about the lyrics we all live in the yellow submarine okay so someone think about there yeah i think it's actually where i was born wow man it's got onto something

[99:06]now that was not a song about her sailing the ocean in ancient times that was the song man size sex tent which is a totally different song but let's go to highway 61 revisited now of course this is the original oh remember when we listened to albums like this and we're like oh we don't really like this what fools did his cousin who played this that slide whistle kill me a son i mean we literally listened to this album and said oh i don't know like her most popular episodes

[99:34]guys we did not give bob dylan great reviews and in retrospect we're so sad highway 61 revisited this is pj harvey's redoing it she did this at the suggestion of her parents who are huge dylan fans no i gotta tell you if i was an artist and my mom wanted me to sing a song on the album i'd be so fucking mad i'd do it