Pulp: Different Class (1995)

[00:00]If you're going to sing, you have to try to sing just a half a beat ahead of the whatever song. So we're doing Flight Tonight. You have to sing. You got to get it synced up. Rob loves it too much and he loves leaving it in there. You got to get you just got to sing it just a half a beat ahead. Word on the street is Rob purposely moves by singing and blames it on my internet. This is outrageous. This is slander. Word on the street. Speaking of slander, Rob, you don't even want to know what people are saying you on side text chains right now. Oh, no. I care so much. What are they saying about me, Russ?

[00:32]Well, technically it's libel because it's written, not spoken. We've talked about that before. What if it's a voice memo? Please, John Roberts, tell us if it's a voice memo. It's libel. Is this sort of smart? It's important to talk legal stuff on this podcast. Yeah, it's political. We do things by the book. Aaron's excited that Dianne Feinstein can still do her job as effectively in the Senate today as she could yesterday. Yeah, it's the same situation. Did you see what her last tweet was?

[01:02]Was it a phone ringing or not? No. Too soon? A phone ringing for that? I don't even know what joke would be made about Dianne Feinstein. What would she even say? There's only one way to find out. She calls us, right? Second ring. Hello. Hello. Hello, this is Dianne Feinstein. Dianne, how are you doing? I can't believe I died. I can't believe I died. I can't believe I'm dead.

[01:32]My assistants aren't here anymore to tell me what to do. Dianne, I gotta say, I really appreciated you having that solidarity. The government's about to shut down and you shut down as well. Oh, I didn't see that joke coming. It's making me laugh quite a bit, Russell. Dianne, Dianne, have you been, are you out there sucking down chili dogs outside the Tasty Freeze? Oh, no, what's going on? Hey there, Dianne. This is disrespectful. You're gonna run off to the city.

[02:00]And I died literally eight hours ago. But do you know why I'm so sad that I'm dead? Why is that? I was hoping I got to hear what the scariest song of the year was. And I feel like I just missed that list by two or three episodes if they actually look ahead far enough. Thanks for the call, Dianne. We appreciate it. It's really great for you to check in. All right, bye. I'm in hell. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Why would she say that right at the end?

[02:30]I mean, it's one thing to do the Emmett Hell joke a month or two later, but same day. Straight there, wow. Oof. No, do not pass go. Do not collect $200. I did know things were bad, though, when the Crypt Keeper said, ah, she looks rough. All right, let's get into it. In 2020, four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums as decided by Rolling Stone Magazine. Rob, do you think if you do go to the pearly gates that you go in like your current state? If I do. Or do you go in like your best state? Like when you're... Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah.

[03:00]Are you trying to say Rob's current state isn't his best state ever? This is it. I'm just asking. I mean... Mustache is looking all right, I guess. What's the age of consent in this state? You know what I'm talking about? Oh. Oh, am I one of those guys who knows the age of consent in every state? Does it differ? Is that a states' rights thing? I don't remember. Road trip, Idaho. Let's go. The age of consent there is 86. Oh. Opposite of what you thought. Yeah. Oh, my God.

[03:31]Another phone call. Two to start up. Who's ringing tonight? All right, who we got? Hey, hello. Hello? I just wanted to call back and tell you I just had visited Idaho. I had a great time. Is this Diane? Yes. Okay. Bye. By the way, Idaho? I guess you could say... I'm trying to think of a... I'm trying to think of a grip keeper bit for Idaho. What? Like if Diane Feinstein

[04:01]was a grip keeper. Ah, let's keep passing this finance chill. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. We could probably just post this. Yeah, I think this is it. Play the outro. This will get us ahead a week if we just save. I vote on making the clause. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. Yeah, it feels like just call it and we'll start Saturday Night Fever. I'd be okay with that. The current state of the Supreme Court. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. It's resulted in a text chain

[04:31]that celebrated the music, excoriated the order, and led us to making this podcast. We are far from experts. This is, by the way, evergreen. This bit is evergreen. We are far from experts. We promise to do almost no research. All opinions are our own unless you disagree. Please sit back and enjoy. Beck did it better. We are all the way up to album 162, which a lot of people don't realize is a sex move number. You can do the 162. Yeah, it's... Have you ever seen like those videos online where the two people are making out quietly

[05:00]while somebody's sleeping next to them? What? What? Yeah, I don't know. I haven't. But if I did, I was thinking, you know, I could be that guy. Like, that could be my door to pornography. I'm like the husband sleeping next to him and be like... You know what I mean? Like, okay. Visual joke. I'm realizing again that I'm watching maybe a little too much. Maybe I'm too online. And from 1995, we have Pulp. With an album that was inspired by Rob

[05:30]taking honors calculus in high school. Honors calculus in high school. Different class. Get me out of there. It was terrible. Yeah, I actually like some pulp better. I don't know. It's... I don't know if I stepped on anybody's joke. Anyway, let's get right into... Let's turn on the radio. You know what? We haven't turned on the radio for a little bit. Let's get right into it and turn on the radio and don't blink because this is another short one. Here we go. What's up, everybody? Welcome to K-Rob. K-R-O-B. You know, I've been singing a lot of songs. I've been singing a lot of songs about Russ, but I think it's time I sing about these other guys, too.

[06:01]Oh, yeah. I thought that I would just get knowledge But I met these cool guys that say Doloff College But now Doloff Write songs about these guys Yes But lately I've begun to notice The last three songs have all been about Russ Why? What a great record. What about these other guys?

[06:30]Well, they caught Aaron at the mall spread eagle He loves sniffing all those women's shoes Aaron is obsessed with feet still He has a woman's foot as one of his tattoos What's happening? Well, it's true And Matt and I are on the show, too See, I covered all three of us When you want to hear about it on three You did it Success A little catch-up for the crew

[07:02]I didn't hear, though Yeah, that you had a woman's foot tattooed Now, of course, when I'm picturing And I realize now this is probably not the foot tattoo you would get It's from the bottom You know, maybe like it's the bottom of the foot But I realize you probably You'd probably get a side foot tattoo, right? Like if you had to get a tattoo of a foot Where are you going from? You got to put it right on the top of your own foot, don't you? Yeah, it's got to just be a little bit smaller to be with you A tattoo of a foot on the foot Oh, Russell, that's sick

[07:30]Ironical Double foot What would a foot tattoo from the top even look like? Well, you couldn't do it Look at the top of my foot Print Uh-oh Uh-oh You know what I have to do to look at the top of my foot? Take your socks off Take off my socks Oh, that feels so good Better call Call on your family members to do that for you in a non-creepy way Oh, my God My feet are fucked up Okay, I can see what a foot tattoo would look like It's not good Okay? It looks really bad It looks like I actually have some pretty bad medical things going on All right, I am here with four guys who are ready to talk about pulp

[08:02]Okay, and we're not going to let Aaron talk about what kind of orange juice he likes I heard him try to say it earlier, but I'm not going to allow it Okay, I will stop any of the conversation That's it, no orange juice jokes Not doing it Is it no pulp, though, Aaron? Do you like no pulp? Well, everyone prefers no pulp, but I'll still drink a pulp if it's available You're right That's totally right Russell, are you a no pulp guy? I don't know that I don't really ever make it I just want you to picture this You get done with a glass of orange juice

[08:30]There's a bunch of shit in the bottom Oh, gross How do you feel about that? Is that good or bad? I'm out, I'm out Okay, that's what that's good The thing is, I eat the pulp first Then it's already gone Then I've done it No, I'm kidding I don't do that It's like your salad Yeah, it's a callback All right, listen I got three guys here who want to talk about pulp Okay, and we all I mean, how many times have we heard this album growing up? Came out in 1995 We definitely know it really well It's right in our wheelhouse I've got Matt in Minneapolis Back from a road trip Matt, how are you doing? Doing good, Rob

[09:00]Thanks for having me I want to see you standing in your underwear Let's talk about that Back for the first time Wow I'm trying to think how often I'm just standing in my underwear I don't think so A lot You think so? I mean, you stand up You have to let the dog out Or one of your daughters or something needs to I mean, you rarely have pants on Can I admit something that I did this week That I haven't done in a long time It really was embarrassing to me Let's hear it No clean underwear None So I'm heading into work

[09:31]I'm like, what do I do? I'm like, if I just dig deep enough down into the laundry bin I think the pressure has just cleaned it You know what I mean? It feels like that's just going to be clean It worked the first day And then the second day I felt like I did it Okay, the second day I did that That's when I felt bad You know, if you could have gotten through day two You could have gotten to day three And it could have just become a normal way of life, right? Oh my God, yeah Three days make a hell of a difference You have it That's right Rob, when was the last time you bought new underwear?

[10:01]I buy, well, because of this guy over here I buy a new underwear almost literally every two months I'm buying packs and packs of underwear I buy like treats for the dog and then underwear for the dog And they're the same thing to him Especially when I'm wearing them like two days in a row And then he's all about that Yeah, I don't know Jay's just been so busy though It's just So Laundry hasn't gotten done I've got Russell In Minneapolis Russell, how are you doing? I'm good, guys I'm kind of like some small animal

[10:31]That only comes out at night And I see flashes of the shape of Rob's breasts And the curve of his belly And they make me want to sit down and catch my breath Wow Yeah, I was glad to see that this album wasn't super horny I've got Aaron out in California Aaron, now, Aaron was asking me the other day How do you find the weight? When you go to the grocery store, you know You can weigh out vegetables sometimes And buy them by the pound And he was trying to buy some peppers And I said, well, what kind of peppers?

[11:00]You know, the green peppers Aaron, what's your kind of pepper? What's your favorite kind of pepper? You're going to go out and buy a pepper right now What are you buying? Red, like a red one Would you like it like a chili pepper? Yeah, depending on what I'm going to use it for Yeah So that's the thing Aaron was asking me How would you find out How much of this red hot chili pepper you have? And I said, well, just give it away Give it away now Rob, you have a lot to live up to After that story Stu Pitt won a few weeks ago People love the Stu Pitt win There was a lot of comments on that

[11:31]I just want to say I repeated that one to my wife tonight She did not think it was that funny Well, in what context? Well, hey, why is it a lot of work to be done? What are you, Brad Pitt's cousin? Aaron will take the brunt of Rob's jokes But his wife won't Rob, we were born within an hour of each other People say we could be sister and brother Let's talk about pulp You guys are so strong To not pick anything about somebody else Somebody's fly And I appreciate that, okay? I thought for sure I was going to get some fly bits coming in

[12:00]You know, let's get right into the voicemail Us on the Beck line 802-277 On the Beck line 802-277-2325 802-277-2325 Russ is right there The timing was so good, Russell Can I just say this? I got a text I got, in fact, two texts to the Beck's line And they were coming from inside Russ's place

[12:33]Okay, I'm just going to say that right now Who knows who it could be? It could be anybody My downstairs tenant and I bought an espresso machine He just made me our first homemade espresso martini Russell What a man You got an espresso machine? Russell's like, God damn it This is my rolling on Russell, you got an espresso machine And you're making espresso martinis? Was that the first thing you made with the espresso machine? Was it an espresso martini? To be fair, I think the only reason the espresso machine was purchased

[13:00]Was for espresso martinis That's the only reason As we know, Russell doesn't drink coffee in any other fashion, right? Oh, I didn't even think about that Absolutely, it's got to come with booze in there I'm out You bought an entire espresso machine to make espresso martinis No, no, no, hold on Let's just say the upstairs tenant had a gift card That they had had for a while And they had a big purchase they could use with this gift card And they decided, you know, something that we have enjoyed doing When we go out is have an espresso martini And this person does drink coffee They drink espresso and that stuff

[13:30]So she got a new espresso machine And the only thing we did with it so far Is make espresso martinis But you know what? I can't quite get the foam right I've been reading on all these ways How do you get the foam, kind of that froth at the top In the espresso martini? It's not easy to do Can I just say this, Russell? First of all, I just want to say I think getting her a gift card, great gift It's a great idea because then she could buy her own gift I think that's great, good job Let's listen to the second text Does anyone know how long it takes

[14:00]To shake an espresso martini to get froth? Okay, so It's nice to see It's nice to see that the house is together That's why Rob was smiling He's like, yes, froth So now, Russell, my advice And here's my advice I'm just a science teacher, what do I know? But I would say if you don't have enough froth The amount you should shake it is more Just do more until you have some froth Yeah, but what is this? But Rob, how long You know, I mean, some of us aren't the most

[14:32]Well-conditioned athletes And some of us can't shake it for more than, say, a minute Without, like, needing a break, right? I mean, how long can you guys shake it for? Don't, don't You think I'm going to make a joke about using the shaker? Oh, I'm going to use the shaker for a minute I'm going to be really good And then you have to do it with your left hand If you're doing it in front of people So they don't think you're so good I've got this big gray shaker It gets cold when I shake it too much I can't hold it Rosie, are we listening? The voicemails that we got last night From our good friend, Russell Oh, my God I had a live call from our good friend

[15:01]Oh, you had a live call I spoke to him And so after I spoke to Russell We discussed the espresso martini And I looked it up The New York Times cooking app Just wrote about espresso martinis They say So I don't know, Russell, if you've tried this or not They say Fill your shaker two-thirds full And only shake it for 30 seconds That's all they say I don't know That's it I looked it up for you, though After we chatted I appreciate it Now, listen, Russell I actually was I got

[15:30]Getting this voicemail I got some videos that I thought would help So I looked up espresso martinis And there's some people who did some You know, like how-to videos on YouTube So let's watch those real quick here Let's check it out Oh, great, okay Replace the grapefruit from your mouth You're going to twist up and down on his shaft And suck the head at the same time What? Now, wait a minute What? What the fuck is this? Now, ladies, remember

[16:00]Grapefruit is all Okay, so I don't I guess I don't understand how that would be making Espresso Martinis You know, here's the good thing about this, though What's that? Is when Manny listens Manny from I don't know if you should say where Manny's from But Manny from the east side When he listens You know, we're not talking about you getting jerked off anymore Oh, yeah, that's right We'll be happy that we're talking about this, right? You know what? That's such BS So I just want to tell everybody Right Well, I'm on a text chain where we, every time

[16:30]Now, listen, this is a normal thing Every time we go by the bathroom where that senator Larry Craig, right? Was caught getting a hand job in the airport We take a picture and send it to each other, okay? And, of course, that leads to lots of questions About toe-tapping and everything And it's toe-tapping And I got to say, like, only guys would go into a public restroom and be like This is pretty perverted Time to do some perverted stuff in here You know what I mean? Like, old people don't do that Only guys Nobody else would go in there and be like I wonder if I could get a hand job in one of these stalls That's exactly what I want to do right now But that did lead me to think, like

[17:01]How did that work? You tap the toes And then I picture you kind of squat down And try to put it, like, under the stalls, you know? But I don't think that's how it would go It seems like you're going to need to join each other in the stall It just feels like that's I think there's going to be a meeting in the stall Gross Yeah, I think it's going to have to be that personal It could be the most beautiful, attractive mind Oh, check your biases Okay? And I If that person got into

[17:30]Kid, walk in behind me If that person got into Kid's staying behind you She's still there You know what? She just turned 12 She can hear this If a person like that got in a stall with me at a public bathroom I would say that's bad I don't care how attractive they are On the other hand Would you sleep better on the plane? Yes, absolutely Okay, you'd sleep like a baby My favorite question of yours on the text chain, Russell Was who leaves first? You know what I mean?

[18:00]Like, you're in the two stalls across from each other And then it's like The jerker or the jerky? Who leaves first? I think I think the jerky has to leave first Right? What's great is you can say jerky in front of your daughter And, like, she doesn't really know what you're talking about Well, you think we don't listen to those jerky boys, Cosette Dave? Hey, sizzle chest Hey, fucking come on Come paint your house Or whatever they was, you know It was always They're like, hey, I'm coming to paint your house You'd be like, I didn't order a paint Hey, fuck you, jerky

[18:30]And we were like, this is the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life Russell, can I just say this? I did I'm sorry I realize now I clicked the wrong video I found another video to help you make espresso martinis Let's hear it Okay And this is not because we just have a single record tonight That I had more time to set stuff up Yeah, fuck yeah Hot sauce on feet Oh Oh, yeah You had more time So you set us the same joke

[19:00]You've done You know what's bad? This is the first time where he's ripped us from YouTube Normally we have to watch the YouTube video He now has us That's true It is an improvement No, I appreciate that What am I doing now? Control V, paste in there Try it on the main page now So if I want to combine this This is my sneaky beat of the week I can combine it with anything This show is very, very stupid And speaking of the main page

[19:30]Let's get into rolling Going Right there I gotta be able to do that on this page Russell, I'm excited to hear your espresso martini journey I think we've all gone through phases Where we're making drinks at home Like a lot Right? I know I did that in Vermont I was making like I was making those drinks that were like layered And then I would just make it I'd be like Well, time to drink it Like, what do I do? I think you guys will get a kick out of this My plan is to Come up with about eight signature Russ cocktails

[20:01]And then have my own little leather bound menu Like my own little drink menu How cool is that? That was cool Yeah, I like that Are you talking about the other leather bound stuff? I was going to say I was going to say Russell emailed me two keys You know what? Again, this is a thing where I'm very online Two keys? Yeah, don't look up why people are emailing women two keys Okay, do not do that Okay? It's for a cock cage And you're supposed to have one and then keep one But the real sick ones send both to the woman

[20:31]Okay, listen TikTok The Becadetta Bear TikTok is off the rails right now Totally Over email? This is like a Okay, now I'm going to look up Once again Cock cage Oh, no How did this happen? Okay, just real quick Chastity device on Amazon? It's under health and household? Guys, we can get a chastity device on Amazon Look at it This looks like RoboCop on your penis It's Oh, my God Now, I got to say this, Russell Which one of these are you getting? Okay, we have this chastity device

[21:00]It's all black Or this one Which is pink I'm not so sure about the pink one Why do they make the chastity devices so big? Why are they so big? It does make me feel better, actually When you look at a chastity device on Amazon By the way, look it up Not at work They are They make me feel better Because they are very small Like, it does make me feel more normal Did I tell you guys I got a drug test After this meet I had? How'd it go? Better than last time when I pissed all over

[21:33]I think I don't know, I haven't heard But Last time I got a hamstring cramp in the middle of it I was like, oh The guy's like, ah But This one, I'm peeing into this cup And so I have to take it out It's been beneath spandex I've just squatted I'm now wearing a pair of pants Over the spandex and boxers So I've got to take it out I've got like three compressive things And it's been pressing on this for And you're wearing three-day-old underwear, right? But the whole place must smell like balls, too, right? Like, you just You unleash that thing

[22:00]And it's got to be like noxious fumes Oh, no Who knows? Like, if I do a 45-minute Peloton ride And walk upstairs in my spandex Like, I feel like I can't be in the house with myself How do you Then you have to whip it out And show it to some guy Oh Who you have to pee into a cup And do you know the size of this thing? It was like Pretty small at that point It was like It looked like a bird's nest I was like digging around I was like, oh, my God I was like I don't know where it is Like, I was like I think it's here It's all kind of like You know what it looked like? It looked like that monster That Boba Fett fell into

[22:30]You know, in Star Wars Where it's like It's all brown and like in And it's like Do you have to What do you guys do? Do you watch any movies? But do you Do you have to make a comment? I'm watching Reservation Dogs And reading The Peregrine by J.A. Baker I have not started rolling going yet, officially How is Reservation Dogs? Is it good? Yes, it's so good I'm re-watching it I watched all the way After the third season Haven't finished it yet And then Anna decided She wanted to watch So I started over at season one Highly recommend Gotcha Okay, so my I just realized my kid walked by And I had not taken down The Amazon page

[23:00]Gonna do that right now Before I forget Russell, what were you gonna say Before I cut you off? I was gonna ask you When you're going through This process, Rob Do you make small talk with them? Like, do you make a comment And you're like Oh, it's normally not this small Like, are you making jokes? Or is it just silence? Or what's going on in the room? Is there a joke That the guy who has to watch you Take a piss Hasn't heard? You know what I mean? You'd be like Oh, this is where all the dicks Hang out or whatever Like, what would you say? You know what I mean? Like, I don't know Like, oh Are you part of the iCup committee?

[23:30]Because I see I see you You see me pee I see you pee Okay, never mind I don't know I mean, honestly This is a real, like This is a You want me on that wall You need me on that wall Situation This man is not Getting rich Off of watching you pee But he's there For the purity And sanctity of sport And to make sure That you're That you can enjoy your meat Can I Can I tell you something though? I had this guy last time And you know how I knew It was the same guy That I almost peed on When I got the cramp Was he the guy

[24:00]That sat next to you On the airplane After he jerked you off In the No Minneapolis Airport bathroom? Yeah, he had He was wearing He was wearing Flip-flops That's why I mean, can you imagine Toe-tapping somebody Wearing flip-flops In the airport? Yuck Here's the thing He was German So I knew That it was the same guy And the second time I had the same German guy I was like, you know There's only kind of one thing I know about guys in Germany They love this piss stuff You know what I mean? Like that's their favorite Kind of erotic stuff And so I was like

[24:30]I He might be a sicko Does that guy go home And like talk to his spouse About his day at work? Like what Like Oh Is that eight hours a day Every day? Who had the least control Over their pee? And who had The smelliest dick? There's There's so many noxious fumes Coming up at me Because he just stands In the bathroom Like he's just in the bathroom Watching you pee Oh And he has to watch He can't like You can't turn his back on him He's watching you do it Okay And I was humiliated Humiliated By the size of mine It's awful

[25:00]Rosie We're only going Speaking of sickos Rosie, how's it going? Oh And then he was like Hey, here's Do you need your second key? And I was like No, this one key should work I don't know why It's not coming off It's going It's going great Actually, life's good I took a nap My son came home From school today And we had He's got this little player Called a Yoto That has these cards That go in there And like Reads him stories So he got some new Yoto cards in the mail And We got some sort of Christmas catalog in the mail This still

[25:30]Like The Christmas catalog Was an Hour and a half Of He just went straight to his room By himself Put a story on his Yoto Looked at his Christmas catalog And I took a nap on the floor It was incredible I've not Like Usually the Friday afternoon Experience is Total whirlwind He's like Let's play tag Let's ride a bike Let's play soccer Let's play hide and seek And today It was Total chill time It was amazing Now Aaron Do you understand Why I as a parent Let my kids watch As many videos As humanly possible And I didn't care at all 100% Because doesn't it feel good

[26:00]You know deep down You're a shitty parent But you're like I don't care I do whatever I want They seem to be perfectly happy It's great He's still got his movie He's been watching Tom and Jerry Which is amazing They're making new Toms and Jerry's But he You know He got his good Hour of movies After that But It was incredible today I bet the new Tom And Jerry Is pretty woke You know what I mean Like I bet they're going around Trying to solve problems I couldn't think of anything Woke in time Wokeness They're worried about equality

[26:31]Yeah I bet you gotta ask What their pronouns are Before you start Hitting them with a hammer This is my right wing Comedian persona That's gonna make me One bazillion dollars I cannot wait To get rich with this guy I realize that I've not I've not really given Any food updates lately And I don't really have Any good ones Except that I did I would like to Actually I would like to Point out last week It was all about stone fruit So I just wanna Oh okay right Yeah yeah Well it was It was Man and it's rough Like when stone fruit season's over I've been trying out the pears

[27:00]Sorry And I had a really good pair From Berkeley But then Oakland The pears haven't been as good So I'll let you know next week But I did By mistake I bought the No stir peanut butter And you guys This is This stuff is exquisite But unfortunately It has palm oil in it So it's a guilty pleasure But I have been enjoying The no stir Peanut butter It's like so Dirty Dirty Delicious What the fuck I'm fucking sick of this shit Aaron Everyone else knows The no stir peanut butter

[27:30]Is better Everyone Literally everyone knows that Okay People get the stir peanut butter I actually don't know why It must be like People think it's better It's Nobody thinks it's better Okay Skippy I don't even think There's peanuts in it It's just sugar Give it to me Let's go Super sticky Put it in Matt You got Any stir up Peanut butter at home I feel like it's 50-50 You'd have that at home I Don't know I think No Mostly it's just Skippy Yes Thank you Okay I like that Aaron

[28:01]Chunky peanut butter maybe I'm not sure I didn't know If Russell has Stir up peanut butter at home I'll I literally will quit I'll just quit everything I'll quit Rob I literally never knew Stir peanut butter Even existed Until Aaron brought it up A year ago or so I didn't even know It was a thing It's organic Peanut butter Because the oil separates But I forgot Actually I had a whole bunch Of other stuff I was going to bring up But I forgot I actually have an important Question to ask you guys Okay I need your help with this And maybe our listeners Could weigh in too Because I've gone until November 4th

[28:31]On November 4th Is the school Oh The school Benefit night And this year The theme is MTV And people go At Like people dress up To go to this To this benefit Why I know Matt I know Matt is so mad This is Matt's worst nightmare Right Yes I'll answer Yes You're allowed to skip it Just give the money Don't go Let everybody else go You can just I enjoy going But here's the thing I don't like to wear wigs Right So I've narrowed it down

[29:00]To two options Two options Because I got to choose Someone bald I don't like to wear wigs So I got to choose Someone bald For my costume So I've narrowed it down To two options And they are Michael Stipe From REM Or Pitbull What do we think It's going to be Pitbull It's going to be Pitbull Pitbull And is that okay For me You can go You can go Billy Corgan You might do a good Billy Corgan I didn't think about Billy Corgan No Aaron Say Domole That's what I'm concerned about Is that like Am I Can I say Domole Yeah

[29:30]You're Pitbull When you dress up as Pitbull You have to say Domole Guys Aaron Would be a perfect Pitbull You would be a perfect Pitbull I think that's where I'm leaning All black suit Aaron Oh my god Sunglasses It'd be easy to pull off You look good You can Can you Grow a little cheesy mustache And a little That's the only questionable part But I can try Oh You get a sign That says Or get a business card That says Mr. Worldwide

[30:00]And hand that out Oh there we go I like that That would be so good Just carry around A bottle of Fireball with you I can do that too Fireball You know what I have that on the freaking I've got that on the Look at that right here I've got it on the soundboard All right Well then it's settled That's actually I was leaning that way But I wanted I wanted to check myself Before I wrecked myself Thank you guys Mr. Worldwide So This Are there going to be kids at this? Because I don't think You're going to know Who it was No it's only for the grownups So what is

[30:30]What is Rosie's wife At gmail.com going? Yeah She's going as Prince She is Okay Can I give some suggestions For her costume? I've got a couple suggestions You know what? Here's the thing I'm changing it I'm changing it She's going as Prince Okay You've got to go as Sinead O'Connor Oh Wow That's actually amazing That Oh my god That's really That's incredible To think about That would be so good If you're ripping up

[31:00]Picture after picture Of the Pope Just at this party That's my only gig That guy is so good Who are you? Obviously Whoa And you forget That she was singing War by Bob Marley For that Is actually a super good Performance as well Aaron That sounds like A fucking nightmare Going to a party At my friend's house Dressed up like somebody I was going to ask Aaron What was the experience You had with the wig That turned you off to wigs? They're hot And itchy man I'm bald So I've got to choose bald So I've done

[31:31]Let's see I think the one costume I did Oh I know what it was We tried to do Johnny Cash And June Carter Cash So I wore a wig But But Anna told me That the wig Looked like Liza Minnelli So I really don't think And then like And We were supposed to be Johnny Cash And June Carter Cash And people were like Oh are you Donny Marie Osmond And it was like No we're not going to go To Halloween Dressed as siblings When we're together Like no So I've got some I've got some Bing searches

[32:00]I want to show you later I tell you that That's actually A pretty popular thing Right now But now wigs are terrible They're so itchy I was hoping You were going to say That your wife Is going to go As Kurt Loder Dan Cortez Daisy Fuentes Eric Neese Came up from Like all the dads joke Like oh you should go As Eric Neese And just walk around With your abs out Like if you're Pitbull Aaron People will know who that is If you're the dude From REM or whatever I don't see how anyone

[32:31]Would put two and two together Right Well you know where You know where you Have to stay the whole time God damn That's me in the car Damn Then I need a spotlight Maybe I could go Night swimming Alright that's enough about me How's it rolling going with Russell What a great song Or did Russell Was that Russell's Rolling going already No no That was Aaron I've got some good stuff Oh no Contrary or mo frere Remember a few weeks ago I told you I was going To the Gale Mansion I don't know if you guys Had ever been to the Gale Mansion Aaron I think you said You'd been there I've never been there

[33:00]I've never been there I've only been there one time Have you been there or not Just once Boy I tried to get in there One time but I was Roundly rejected Somebody was shooing you away Yeah I can't remember What happened there So I went to the place Where Eric got married The haunted tavern And what they did was They had a Four course cocktail menu And then during each course They had someone Come up on stage And tell like a scary story While they were serving you The cocktails They had like strobe lights Going and everything They did a really nice job With it but I thought I could share some of the

[33:30]Haunted cocktails That I had with you guys So you can see what you thought Oh yeah I would love to hear it How does it feel being on the podcast I've got my The first drink we were served Was called a poisoned appletini Ooh What was the poison part A vodka based concoction With notes of fresh lemon Aromatic apple And an injection Of vodka Of non-lethal poison That sounds good to me But do we know Was the poison an actual ingredient Or was this one of those Cutesy like There was a syringe There was a syringe In the drink And then you had to You had to like

[34:00]Press the vodka Into the drink Ooh I like it That's cool You want me to play the whole You want me to play This part Russell When you do a drink Aren't you doing like Four drinks Next drink was A lethal lemonade Lethal lemonade Okay That sounds good Fresh squeezed lemons Cucumber infused vodka Muddled mint And then And blackberry garnish Ooh a mint lemonade Never go wrong with that I like this I think this is high energy I like this I will say This was at the point Where My My haunted tavern goer

[34:32]Explained to me That they don't like Sweet drinks And they weren't enjoying The cocktails as much As they were hoping Boy that sounds so familiar That just sounds so familiar I will say I think any drink though Made with lemon I do not like a lemon drink Like when I see lemon Is mixed into a drink I'm I'm not I'm thinking that I gotta get out of there Especially a lemonade I think you know what it is It might have been That time I did a case day But it was with Smirnoff Ices I think that might have Messed me up permanently It was Mike's Hard Lemonades I thought it might have been

[35:00]Because of that grapefruit trick You were working on From the video Oh I thought it was about Espresso martinis The next drink on the list Was called A killer coconut A coconut rum based cocktail Infused with fresh fruit Oh yeah Notes of pineapple And a little Orange Notes Yeah Wait a minute Why is fresh fruit Why is notes of pineapple Why is that not included With fresh fruit Doesn't that seem like It's still a fruit Maybe it wasn't fresh Maybe it was canned Same with the orange Maybe it was pineapple bitters Pineapple bitters

[35:31]And banana Deep cut Charcoal And orange garnish So this was the smoking drink This is the drink That's got The dry ice in it Where it's smoking What do you guys think of Diarrhea too or whatever What do you guys think Of smoking drinks Are you ever worried About drinking those things Or not I love I've never had a smoking drink I love it I think the smoking drink Is the equivalent To the fajita Where you get it And everybody looks at you And it might surprise you That I love that If I'm the guy At the restaurant

[36:00]Everybody's looking at I'm like yeah Big baller Shot of color And then you try to eat it And you're like Why is there so much onions And only a little bit of steak Like why did they give me A whole plate of onions And two strips of steak I drank the dry ice It's burning my insides And everybody's laughing Because smoke's coming Out of your mouth And you're like No I'm dying I can I can feel it And this is only The third cocktail And we get four Please The fourth drink They served us Was called The haunted tavern martini It was their Signature cocktail It was a deadly

[36:30]Delicious secret recipe Combining chocolate And peanuts Yes Okay It was almost like My time at the airport It was like a Kind of like a Reese's style martini If you will Delicious Oh wow So what was the spirit Was it vodka I guess vodka I guess vodka I think it might have been vodka I bet your date Loved that drink That sounds like It's right up her alley You know what It was actually really good But it came in a really small glass You can't bring out Four regularly sized cocktails

[37:01]And then bring out the last one It's like a shot Right No I think the shot Has to be first Right I think Yeah for sure And plus their signature drink Is a shot Come on The last What's the last time You guys ordered shots By the way Well I'll tell you Last night Was the last time I ordered a carafe Of big gingers And it will be the last time Again for a while I'll just put it that way That's so weird That that coincides With some voicemails We've been getting from you Russell Russell can you do me a favor Next time you have a night like this

[37:31]Can you call the Beck line Instead of calling Our individual voicemails Where it's so hard To turn them into MP3s Just call the Beck line I hear it Russell Instead of calling me Call the Beck line I get the message Right away on my phone I want to see it I will just say to this To all our listeners out there If you did get a call From me last night You're in tier one If you did not Oh Oh wow That's a joke I did not get a call From you last night Rob I did call you You went right to voicemail I don't know if you have Some setting

[38:00]That sends it right to voicemail But I think you were One of the first ones That I didn't want To leave voicemail I had a few more drinks That I I'm not checking My voicemail What time What time It must have been Midnight It must have been After midnight Oh Mine was around 1140 I think To be fair I was asleep Last night at 930 These calls did Span approximately A two hour period Because some people Actually picked up And talked to me Last night I had a great time I was really glad To hear from you One of those people Was Aaron And I shared something With him And I wanted to share With all you guys I was going to share

[38:30]This for my rolling going But I made a trip To the record store A few weeks A few days ago Cheapo records Matt Have you been to Cheapo Cheapo no Well not in a long Long time No I have not been there It's kind of over By Eat Street Off Nicollet Oh no You know West of Where the Target used to be West of 35 I mean the Cape Where the Kmart used to be And you can If you're going If you're going north You can get off on 31st But if you're going south You got to get off on 26th Or all the way down to 38th No no It's a new intersection now

[39:00]So you can get off Oh really Heading south now Yeah Oh that's way better It's right by the Quickstar Yeah So I went And I think I could Sometimes you go to a record store And you could legit Spend hours there right Yes And I have And so I went In and eventually I kind of realized I was making my record store Go or wait there A little bit longer Than she probably wanted to be While I'm like Thumbing through Every single thing there is But I picked up Quite a few records This was the biggest Most amount of records

[39:30]I've ever purchased At a record store So I was going to Share them with you guys Yeah Oh wait Shh Do you hear that? It's time to talk about Oh god It's time Oh yeah I like to talk about I like how I literally Made that so long With a big pause It's like a jerky boys bit Are we not supposed to Laugh at that Like the jerky boys Or what? Do I have to keep The jerky boys stuff in now? No you don't Depends on what I feel

[40:03]About our listeners Those sickos All right I don't know if these guys Have ever done The jerky boy Or the jerked boy But these are the Oak Ridge boys The album is Room Service Oh boy Wow What's it called? Room Service? Room Service The album is The number one song On here for me Was their version Of Colin Baton Rouge The famous Garth Brooks Which I did not know They had recorded It's actually very good I believe it Oak Ridge boys So what is this What is this album from? Does it have a

[40:30]Copyright date on it? 1978 Matt So Colin Baton Rouge Is not an original Garth Brooks song No I didn't know that Me neither I want to hear their version I mean everybody knows This song I want to hear their song Yeah let's hear Colin Baton Rouge Alright Give me a second Nobody wants to hear Elvira Can I just say when I Excuse me? Nobody wants to hear Elvira? Can I just say that When I searched Elvira I got all those Elvira Mistress of the Nights

[41:01]Bookmarked it That search Coming back to that later After the podcast Oh yeah I love this song though Wow 1978 Way before Garth Wow Who's the original singer? I want to Yeah Who wrote it? Well you know who wrote it Chris Gaines Louisiana Chris Gaines Hey Rob Chris Gaines is kind of like you He's just playing a character It's true And he's like

[41:30]He's like It's Chris Gaines That has herpes Not Garth Brooks Anytime it comes up That he has herpes He's like No that's Chris Gaines That's not me Is Garth Brooks A herpes? No Aaron Don't say that That's slander Unless you write it down In a letter And send it to him Then it's live Russell I gotta admit Listening to the Oak Ridge Boys version of this You kind of realize How good Garth Brooks is Right He's got a little more tempo A little more speed with it Right He is He is incredibly a good singer I don't know if this is Spoiled by that live version too

[42:00]Right Like we We got totally spoiled on the Cause we We got to listen to the Garth Brooks What was it The Greatest Hits or whatever And then there was a live one That was on all the time Yep That's all we ever heard Next album I picked up Was We've talked about this band Once before on the podcast Or this group This duo The album is called Too Hot By Peaches and Herbs Oh yeah Peaches and Herbs Are there some Is a Is a stone fruit I believe Aaron You are correct And this song here Is Shake Your Groove Thing The second song

[42:30]On side Ones Pretty good song right This song is so fucking good I picked this one up For three dollars And sixty cents You gotta grab it Russell Russell Can you stand up And shake your groove thing For an album from that time Is it like Mostly dance tunes And then slow it down For like track five I love that Russell was dancing And then he did his guitar solo bit And got off the stage Just like at the wedding I was at with him It's a great song Nice stuff God I would love to be

[43:00]At a wedding with Russell Man This is such a good song Russell By this far into the song I'd be sweating so much Aaron I'd be off that dance floor So fast I'd love to see it I noticed that when I asked Russell The shake his groove thing The first thing he did Is got out some keys And he started to unlock it As Katie put it in Around his penis So that was weird The next album I picked up Come on that's the bit tonight Oh it was I don't have the price on this one I must have taken it off Or something The next one is The Bob Bob Seger The Silver Bullet Band

[43:30]The album is Night Moves Oh my god I love this song What a great song Well I've never seen it Followed me before Hey you know what One of our listeners Made fun of us For saying banger We don't use it enough anymore No They say banger Left out behind And we shouldn't have This is a banger Let's remind ourselves Of the lyrics that made A 12 year old Rob Horny When he heard it For the first time She was a black haired beauty With big dark eyes No not that part

[44:00]Right here And points on her own Said way up high I mean that still Kind of gets me When he's talking about The points of her own Said way up high Way up high Way up firm and high Way up firm and high Oh he molded it Oh he really Side A has Night Moves Side B has Main Street That's a pretty That's a pretty awesome album The next album We've talked about once Before I believe too And I believe this would be In honor of Rob's Upcoming list In a few weeks Of the scariest songs ever

[44:31]We've got Mike Oldfield Tubular Bells Tubular Bells You What? I got tubular bells Listen This man said this to me On the phone last night And I was like Is this a callback To Christmas 2020? If I was your upstairs tenant And you were playing this And I walked in I would get my shit And leave At least leave the other key Though first right? Oh no That cock's staying in there My friend Hope you don't hear Night Moves Cause you're gonna get a boner

[45:00]And it's stuck in the cage Tubular bells Three dollars and twenty cents Another great buy Oh Now Russell I know that you have a system Did you work your system For this one? Um There was The one I was gonna get Something that was very perverted And I put It was like too perverted For me And I put it back I can't remember What it was called But Too perverted for Russell? Too perverted What was it? It wasn't tubular bells The next one I got I splurged a little bit I spent six bucks On this one Wow It was

[45:30]The album is Four by Huey Lewis And the News Yes Now I'll tell you what You know that I have A thing about Huey Lewis Where I had an incident In college Where my roommate Played Back in time Over and over As I was playing As I was trying to sleep Back in time That's all I can think about When I see Huey Lewis Is there a modern day Huey Lewis? Who's Who's Because this is wild That this is from What year in the 80s And this is going on The same time as Madonna And Prince And Metallica

[46:01]Right? So Like who's our Huey Lewis now? Is it Ed Sheeran? I was gonna That's who I thought At first You know Maybe a little bit Of John Mayer Maybe Okay He's a little different I think it might be Pitbull I'm not kidding I mean you might Right You might It's kind of like This whole different thing That nobody else does it Nobody else does anything close And it's good He's just got banger after banger Right But I'm convinced I'm convinced Pitbull Is one of the greatest artists Of the 2000s I actually have a thesis on that That I won't get into now

[46:30]The next album I picked up Was $3.20 This is the first time I've owned a double I've picked I own two copies Of an album now But it's a different cover And I may be giving this To a gift to one of you They had Chantilly Lace From the From the big bopper For $3.20 Wow I just I only wonder What you Would think of this Russell you said You didn't buy anything perverted This is the most perverted one

[47:00]Right on top of the pile The best is when you put The perverted one on top Robin They've got to think about that Where they're rigging up 12 records This is This is Russell This is so good Oh baby You know No What I love Life Chantilly Lace Chantilly Lace Put it in my face The next So this one Someone will be getting this For a Christmas gift It's probably going to be Matt Because we know I can't I don't know how to ship things

[47:31]To Aaron So it's probably going to It's probably going to show up At your doorstep one day Matt Okay The next one I got I did kind of run my system Last time I ran my system I told you guys I added a new category Where I would get something That I think Aaron Would really like Something that Aaron Might pick up We know he's been into I believe he was into His perverted stuff recently Were you into the perverted Smokey Robinson Is that who was the Perverted artist recently Yes I loved GASMs So I didn't get GASMs But I did for $4.20 Get Warm Thoughts

[48:01]Warm Thoughts That sounds almost worse That's pretty good I mean Smokey doesn't Really hide it you know He's one of the greatest Warm Thoughts has Let me be the clock Heavy on pride Into each rain some light Life must fall Okay Wine Women and song Melody man What's in your life for me I want to be your love And travel him through Holy shit He put a lot of songs On an album The next album I picked up

[48:32]Was a Rob special Rob has educated us On this band Or something He did some sort of list Where we had to listen To like four of their songs I thought for $2.90 I could listen to them also It is the Manhattan Transfer Oh shit Can I Can I just tell you What I did Russell On YouTube I typed in Crash Test Dummies And I was so positive That that was going to be The band that comes up And when you said Manhattan Transfer My brain almost fell out Of my head I didn't know what to do

[49:00]This was Bodies and Souls From the Manhattan Transfer It's the first dance Of my wedding I can't like I just can't imagine Right This You really need to see This video To get what Why we're all shocked There is nothing lamer In the entire world Than the video We are watching right now This is like Not on This is like Off strip Vegas Right Like show Yeah I don't know Oh my god This is crazy Alright

[49:31]The next three records I'll give to you guys In three in a row here I picked up Three soundtracks What? Oh boy Three soundtracks I think these are three These might be three Of the five greatest Soundtracks of all time Hopefully it's one Is Beaches Bette Midler We don't have that one Did you ever know That you Oh man I'm sorry What I did get I don't know if you guys Ever had this tape When you were kids We had the cassette tape Listen to it all the time It's the Pretty Woman Soundtrack Oh yeah Got some Go West on there

[50:00]Got David Bowie Robert Palmer Peter Cetera The Chili Peppers Bunch of great songs on it The next one we got Is I've seen this play Live or the musical It is Footloose I got the Footloose Footloose Soundtracks Wow What's on there Besides Footloose? We got Footloose Dancing in the streets Let's hear it for the boy Almost Paradise Holding out for a hero Is it Chris Penn? Who's the Penn That's in that movie? Is there a Penn?

[50:31]Is it Penn? What was that one guy? Penn 15? I was in his band I'm dumb And then the last The last The last Soundtrack that I Chris Penn Chris Penn was the Football player dude Who ended up dancing Yeah The last soundtrack I picked up Rob's talked about How he didn't think These two people had Natural chemistry But this lady has chemistry On the album It's the Bodyguard Soundtrack The Bodyguard Soundtrack Oh my god The whole thing

[51:01]Is incredible Is that on the list? Every song is a hit It was on the list Wasn't it? It's one of the best selling Albums of all time, Russell This was the highest Priced album I had 1690 The used version of The Bodyguard Worth it Yes Every one of these songs I have nothing This one Now guys Run to you Look at Whitney Houston Beautiful A vision An angel Golden voice And wait until you see

[51:31]Kevin Costner What? What? Did you see that? Yeah I'm gonna go back Look at this What is going on With Kevin Costner In this picture? He's got a Lloyd Christmas haircut Yeah I gotta take a picture Because I'm gonna I'm gonna post this To the Instagram Nobody will believe What Kevin Costner looks like He kind of looks like Toby from The Office Right here This is the worst look And don't look at my other Tabs that I've opened When you look at the picture On Instagram You sickos Okay Those chastity belts Are for research purposes This

[52:01]I think I think famously right He's the one Who suggested this song They were looking for A hit And this is a Dolly Parton song I think most people Know that if they don't But he suggested that They add this song Of all people Kevin Costner Is basically the one Who made the movie Because of adding this song So And it's a huge song I read a review In the newspaper About this movie And it was by Actually it was by Ken Burns And he goes The hair In this movie Is fucked He said I don't get

[52:30]This hair style In this movie And if you don't know Why that's funny Just Google Ken Burns hair And get ready to laugh We'll also Go to the I Will Always Love You Video on YouTube And pause the Free Keep it playing Yeah why are we not Let this play man You gotta This is You don't think That's me Pausing on His haircut Is the highlight Of the discussion About Whitney Houston On a music podcast Alright keep it playing And let me just Russell I was so intrigued

[53:01]By Your Colin Baton Rouge I just I'm shocked That that's not An original Garth Brooks I shouldn't be shocked I don't think he writes A lot of his stuff But there's a guy Named Dennis Lindy Who wrote Uh In the 1970s He wrote Colin Baton Rouge He also wrote Listen to this Monster of a lineup Of songs And Joe from Woodbury Is probably gonna like this More than anybody But he wrote Elvis Presley He wrote Burning Love Nice You know so The same guy wrote Colin Baton Rouge He wrote Um

[53:30]Gosh I can't get to it Uh Bubba Shot the Jukebox By Mark Chesney Oh that's a great one Bubba Shot the Jukebox Last night I'm sure it's Monday Mark Chesney Colin Baton Rouge John Deere Green by Joe Diffie Remember that one Sure Yeah I do like that one Yep And then he wrote Goodbye Earl By the Chicks Oh So he wrote Burning Love By Elvis And then Earl Goodbye Earl I mean that's like His spanning his career Colin Baton Rouge And so

[54:00]We might have to do A list on him Someday Russell Amazing Last night When I called Rob I said Operator put me on through And it just went Right to voicemail Yeah I kind of want I kind of want To just do Lots of Anytime we're talking We should just do it over I will always love you Like the whole podcast Just Right And be like Just like Ghostface Wrapping over a whole track Russell I'm sorry I can't get your call I'm somewhere called Baton Rogie Baton Rogie Is that where I am Baton Rogie This doesn't

[54:31]Did you really name A town Baton Baton Rogie Hmm Interesting So it's It's hard to follow Whitney Houston One of the greatest Singers of all time But I also Got another Amazing female artist The album is Pearl It's Janis Joplin Full Tilt Boogie Oh yeah Which features me And Bobby McGee On side two Oh okay Let's just Let's just get right to it I'm gonna try to find The change That's what I really Love in this song Part of the

[55:10]27 Club Russell Isn't she She is And this Aaron Was a UK press I don't know if that means It's got different songs On it or what Probably does Usually does Usually something's different Yeah Now you might say to yourself Boy I wonder if there's a song About Janis Joplin Giving somebody a blowjob And you are in luck Because Leonard Cohen

[55:30]Has one that's All just about that So if you ever want to Listen to that It's a You're not gonna pull it up You're just gonna say We're in luck That there is a song It's out there You're in luck There's a song Two blocks over that way Chelsea Let's see Okay Chelsea Hotel You're gonna have to Forgive my friend Hey you're gonna Forgive my friend The record you're looking for Is back that way I remember You were It's right at the beginning In the Chelsea Hotel In the Chelsea Hotel

[56:00]This is about Janis Joplin You were talking So brave And so sweet Getting me head on The unmade bed While the lindens Now I'm gonna say this He's getting head In an unmade bed I think that's better Than a made bed right Like I think when you do that On a made bed It's so restrictive You gotta throw the pillows off There's so many pillows You know what I mean like And that was called

[56:30]Hello Those aren't pillows I'm sorry I'm listening to this song I don't know this one The next album We've got three left here The next album I got Holy cow The next album I got I thought you said That three albums ago Nope We discussed this song Once before Only an hour and three Into the first rolling going The reason I The reason I picked this one up Is because It's got the song Seduced Which we discussed On the best Tuba songs ever It was the song Where Rob was having sex

[57:00]While tuba music was playing You have to remember that The album Yeah like episode four The album was the cheapest one I could find Two dollars and ten cents It's Leon Redbone From branch to branch Okay And there's a tuba I wanna be seduced Oh my god This is your sex song Rob This is your sex song Look at that face Seems like a good Good rhythm Yeah You can get some good motion Going in this song Hey baby I'm gonna write the alphabet With my embouchure

[57:30]I want to be seduced And that's a good joke actually Yeah Want a woman To take me out To Denver too Great sex song Back to see her I'm gonna be seduced Pretty perverted You put this down And you're like Pretty perverted Next one I picked up Is maybe one of my features Maybe one of my favorite 80s songs ever We've talked about this once before It was on the 80s The 80s guitar hero song But I got

[58:00]Scandal the Warrior All these videos Have already been played On my YouTube account It's so Russell this would have been The first one I bought If I saw this This is Whoa Why didn't you Only because of that video It takes me right back To like 1988 Watching this video $8.97 man Wow I'll give you nine bucks for it This And then the last No this Sorry this is just so good That you betrayed What the

[58:31]Sleeping on Your hungry eyes I bet you're not so I bet you're not so Civilized Scandal the Warrior Come out to Play What a video The last one I picked up Hashtag art No real reason I saved it for the end But I've listened to this one Look at this This may be The best $4.20 I've ever spent in my life Nice buddy $4.20 Nice Yeah And there's nothing funny about it It's just I found it to be a great album

[59:00]It's Every picture tells a story By Rod Stewart Which features Maggie Mae Can I just tell you Russell I believe that's coming up In like three albums Oh it's so good I think you've nailed it Now can I tell you Can I just tell you This song That's on this album This is When I moved to New York I took guitar lessons And the guy was like Okay we're gonna have a recital In June So I'm like Okay fuck it This is my song That I'm gonna play Because I played Every picture tells a story Donut And I sang

[59:30]And it was like In this church And I get there And it's me And a bunch of 12 year olds So I'm doing my guitar recital I'm 41 years old 177 And I am playing With all these young kids And I'm like sweating And nervous And I had realized It was like a big thing So I like wore a Vikings jersey Like I was just like I don't know And my like family Came to watch me play It was literally like What Aaron does For like all the school shit Except it's me You know what I mean It was so great Like imagine you go

[60:00]To your son's recorder concert And afterwards he's like Hey let's go get a burger And a beer Like that's That's what it was like Did you have all the preppy parents That dressed up Like they're going to church Yeah To come watch the show To come watch the concert And then you're up there Emphasizing 177 Russell You're ahead of the game You've already got it I listened to it the other night It's a fantastic album So those are the albums I picked up I thought you guys Would appreciate My record store adventure Matt how's it going with you Oh Russell That was so good Good I had a little bit

[60:30]Of a road trip From Appleton, Wisconsin To Prescott, Wisconsin And John from Edina Who's a former Wisconsin Is that Western Wisconsin Or Eastern Or Western How is that compared to 94 It's basically going from East Central Wisconsin To the far western Southwestern corner Of the state All on Highway 10 All Highway 10 So through Cornfields Through valleys Through peaks Through it all It was a wonderful Wonderful thing How would you find it on the How would you find it on a map

[61:01]Well you'd Google Appleton, Wisconsin Or maybe YouTube maps And play the song I mean is that what we're doing now We're just saying How would we do this Get to it on maps And by the way If you're not freaking out From MapQuest anymore I don't need you Okay I don't trust I don't trust all this new stuff There's two observations And then one thought Maybe I'll go One thought Part of it And again This is Wisconsin More of a comment Than a question I ran out of cell service I ran out of cell service

[61:30]In Wisconsin And I was listening to Amazon Music To try to Try to actually Get through this album And listen to some other stuff But you know There's a point Where I couldn't Listen And so I was driving In silence For about A half hour And it was great It was like The first time I've ever done that In a long Do you guys ever Just sit in silence anymore Because I don't think I do And I think I should start doing it Way more often than I do It's good for you Yeah I don't do it very often But once in a while I do try to have those moments

[62:00]For like Oh I'm waiting for something I'm not gonna Look at a screen Or do something Or Yeah But it's hard to do Gross That's perverted The idea of Not constantly I mean guys I told you now right That on the weekends You know how I'm sleeping With headphones Listening to a podcast My brain is so fucked I'm like getting Information all the time When I ride with my mom My mom is a very nervous Car rider Right Like There'll be a car Like a mile ahead She'll be like You're like What the fuck What happened It's like

[62:30]And so she doesn't Listen to anything It's just silence It's agony To go through It is really like It's like my own Personal I'm like driving down I'm like How can I take this As total silence I don't want to It's just awful Man I don't know How you did that That's crazy I don't know But it was great And probably because There was so much Scenery to look at What is the part of Like Southwestern Wisconsin And then into like Northeast Iowa Part of Illinois Something where the Glaciers didn't go through What is that called Do you know Rosie I don't know

[63:01]I don't know I don't know This geographical Feature But I do Know that part of Iowa Actually has hills The driftless Area The driftless area Oh You know So it's like the top Of the driftless And it's wonderful I mean It's like this It's great Great part of It's weird If you ever Never heard of the Driftless area You should just look it up And it's wonderful It's kind of this Cool little That drive is so boring That even the glaciers Said nah No thanks We're going to skip this part Too boring for us We're glaciers

[63:30]So we move incredibly slow Have you heard About how fast we move Literally it's a glacier And we're going to pass They named the whole Place After us Maybe it's just because I live in In the city And I've just never Been around cows But have you guys Ever seen a cow pee I don't think so Of course Of course I have I mean what are we Talking about Have you seen a cow A cow pee is literally Like a hose On Full blore And it's just like It is

[64:00]I mean I saw a cow peeing And I had to like Look over And say what the fuck And it was like It was the weirdest thing I've never seen a cow pee These videos Okay I cannot Search videos I'm trying to find a video Of a cow peeing And it's Drinking cow pee in India Cow urine cocktail Drinking cow pee Drinking cow pee Everybody is drinking cow pee No Oh my god This is the weirdest thing Sorry That was an observation No I've never seen The other observation Mostly like 15 miles Okay wait a minute Wait a minute I follow

[64:30]Wow Oh why did they zoom in Why are we watching this Why are kids screaming And laughing Okay now do you want to guess This was posted 10 years ago 31,000 views Way more than we get an episode 100 times that we get an episode Guys I've got a great idea For a podcast What are the comments What are the comments I know there's comments Okay so this is It says how now brown cow

[65:01]Wow And then there's two in a row That say yummy So there is something going on That we are missing out on Cow peeing Do cows have horns You're going to add that To the grocery list This is I don't know Some sick shit I'm going to add I'm going to add on here Chastity belt I thought this was the search bar Sorry How do I Google how do I delete You can make a bit

[65:32]A running bit If you just keep doing it Eventually they have to submit Okay I've got You know what That joke is kind of Your guys' chastity belt I've got it locked up And I'll do whatever I want with it Send me both keys to that joke Last observation That I just It just never around it Never See it I don't think it's in Minnesota At least the places that I go But about 15 miles 15 to 20 miles

[66:00]East of Nealsville, Wisconsin And about 15 miles west of Nealsville, Wisconsin On 10 It's all Amish country Right So there's always Amish And so you see Horse and buggies Driving down the road And it's And I'm I'm fascinated by this Lifestyle I guess Like it's just so weird Like could you live in I could never Ever Ever live in Amish lifestyle And not even try But Does it not Does Am I weird that it sounds fun For like A weekend To like go like

[66:30]Go be Amish for a weekend Just drive a buggy into town To the quick trip And then back And you know like Build a barn or something I can see for a weekend Just a fine Three hours Of macadamia nut cookies My good English You know what I mean Like I'm just exactly the same guy But I'm Amish I bet Russell You didn't grow up You didn't grow up around the Amish Rosie Does there Amish down you By you in Iowa Like In eastern Iowa Yeah In the eastern part of the state So it wasn't like around me that often But same thing where you'd like You'd drive somewhere Or you'd go to an Amish store

[67:01]Things like that Once you're over there But But not I didn't know anyone You guys think if I grew up In Amish country I also could have been The starting quarterback On the high school football team Yes That would be 100% That would be so good Man you also would have been At your height And as well as you shooting I can see over the line Better than that You would have been A star in basketball too Yeah You probably had a killer beard too Russell You could get a killer beard Yeah Rob rolling going How's it going with you I'll tell you what's going on

[67:30]It's birthday season at my house Unfortunately for me Okay Oh how's that going Wife's birthday was earlier Kid's birthday today Same month Okay Okay Both at the beginning Of the school year Well you know When women live together They start sinking up Their birthdays do seem to sink up It's true It's weird Okay They get grouchy Right before their birthday Here's the thing That joke wasn't funny I thought that was okay Here's the thing I'm married dude I'm not laughing at that joke I'm trying to stay married over here

[68:01]Alright Here's the deal I got my wife a gift I gave it to her And she said And I wrote it down Oh that was kind of Nice Yeah That's a win right there That's a win You did it Guys Kind of nice When you give her your gift Is not a win What was it It was Well from her isn't it I mean like It's kind of all relative isn't it It's better than when she tells you It's kind of small Yeah she didn't send it back The gift I got her was two keys And Aaron you'd never You'd never guess

[68:30]What these two keys were for No what I got her was A thing that she can store Cookie dough It was like an ice cube tray But it just holds cookie dough Oh this This sounds like something For you here It does make it easier To identify Where exactly that cookie dough Is in the freezer And I can get it out And eat it No but she's baking a lot So she said it's kind of nice And when she said that My kids looked at me And just went like this Like they knew it was bad When she said that And then I also got her I told you I got her That ice cream maker Right Where she ordered it on Amazon

[69:00]And I took it before it came And I wrapped it up And then I gave it to her It's the perfect scam I got a thing she ordered And gave it to her as a gift She loved it She thought it was great And then I gave it to her And then today I had a bit of PTSD Because I got the cake For my daughter And I came back And Jenny said Did they give you The birthday candles That come with that And you guys will never guess What the answer is No I did not have The birthday candles So once again I have fumbled the bag On the birthday candles Okay Half the people

[69:30]In this apartment I have bailed I have screwed up The birthday candle situation You know what though I gotta say this Like once you're past The age of like 16 I think birthday candles Are out And the expectation That one would have Birthday candles Is a little bit I don't know Too much I Russell I would totally Agree Okay I don't think you need Birthday candles They're so small They fall right through The holes in the cart Nobody knows where they are Why are they so small Okay Why are they so small Okay Why do they fit

[70:00]Into this cage That I have It's time for Nobody's Let's talk about The album Oh This is a music podcast I mean I've heard about Green Day's Dookie But Tookie Okay So that was a Something that was in my head It sounded good But it didn't come out that way Run that All the way Pulp You know what You think right now We were looking at the clock 115 in And you're like Oh this is gonna be Such a long episode It's not We're talking about Pulp We're gonna listen to this album Real fast This band is from

[70:30]Sheffield England And this is their Fifth album And it was Different No This is called what Different Class Right This album Because in Japan It was released as Different people Which I thought was fun Like they didn't have The right words So different people This is another Britpop album I had never heard of this album But I realized Wikipedia says Common people It was released in Japan As common people Okay so all this Is getting edited out Okay Because I do not like To be corrected On the podcast

[71:00]Do not correct me Like his Maths chastity belt Shows up with three keys And he goes That son of a bitch Okay Okay I did not expect that But I couldn't tell Could you pee with that thing I mean like I just tell you right now I did look actually Because I thought about That same thing And I didn't want to bring it up But now that we talked about The cow It seems kind of Fitting So chastity device And then we just go Right to Amazon Pink Link is purple You saw it What did you see So you see this one Okay now Russell this one

[71:30]Now this one I think Would be dangerous to pee out of Because if you noticed It's got a remote control It has a remote control It's a shocker It's got a shocker No It's a remote control Electric shock Male cock cage Chastity Now do we really have to say Male cock cage Chastity device Isn't that kind of Overkill But it does have a remote Where it will shock I mean it's a SR What is it You got to do that For your SREO right Russell You got to just add it all in Yeah I will get it We'll get it But you can see There is a hole here But I would not want to be Risking that

[72:00]And try to get shocked At the same time That would be The ultimate bummer Okay You're at the Airport bathroom At the urinal It's worse when I'm peeing All right It hurts when I pee Why Oh I put an electric Cock cage on My wife shocks me When she knows I go in the bathroom You'd know you'd have to shock When they go in the bathroom That'd be the most fun That'd be the funniest part All right So this is more Britpop I realized I had heard A song on this album

[72:30]When I was researching Oasis And this is a band Fronted by a guy Named Jarvis Cocker A great Great band Front man Front man name I love that name Especially for tonight Perfect And this Very fitting This album with Common People and Disco 2000 Really helped make them A household name in Britain And it basically got This is the song That got them highest up On the charts They really only hit In the UK charts Which is why I think We haven't heard of them This album was not Anywhere on the list Before the revamped version That made our lives The non-Indian nightmare

[73:01]That it is now And what I think With this one Is What you have to understand Is that I feel with this album Every other song is good Almost the whole album through As you go You hit bangers And the next one You're like I don't remember ever Listening to this song before In my entire life But let's get into it Okay we have Well Aaron Aaron now Here's the thing about Aaron And his cock cage A lot of people don't realize this He was actually able To get it at a discount Because Miss Shapes Miss Shapes

[73:30]So he was able to get the Miss Shapes Yes I get the left one Yeah It's just the ones Left on the floor Yeah This sounds so much like The Libertines to me Everything about this album Reminded me of someone Who came before or after And I mean that in a good way Yeah I love this song Yeah It's pretty dynamic I mean when you hear When you put Drop the album on this Drop the needle on this album It's a song It's a tune It's a kind of sound That grabs you right

[74:00]Yeah this got my attention Right away I had never heard this album I was like This is pretty fun Yeah I love it Now From here We go on to the song Pencil Skirt Okay If you remember my rule This is a bit of a dip But he does say I kissed your mother twice And now I'm working on your dad Which I think is very funny Yeah This album is wicked funny Really There's a lot of Funny one-liners in here

[74:30]Like what does this compare to Lou Reed or something Or what What would you even compare This song to And that's really good Yeah That's the best Best thing I could think of Sort of dramatic And theatrical Did I ever tell you About my fan fiction I've been writing about Russell Where I visit pulp And I deliver them food Yeah Alright Michael Imperioli's Eating bacon with him Yeah Oh my god Now that I had forgotten That's an extraordinary shake Common People This is the lead single This got all the way up to two On the UK charts

[75:00]I love this It's sort of dance punk Yeah Kind of sound I love this song And this is going on One of my top song lists It's great Rolling Stones in fact The readers voted this The best Britpop song ever I really like that This is a Heavy rotation on The current That's the only reason I know this This whole album Was this song And that's on The current album You know what makes This song fun Russell The tempo increases

[75:31]The entire song You can only go so fast Though then you gotta run out Right It's like me shaking That espresso martini You know what Rob You were saying The best I don't know Was it Britpop song That you called it Or is that what got ranked I saw a list On BBC radio Where it ranked it The third best Britpop album Or Britpop anthem I should say Behind these two songs See what you think Of these two Bittersweet symphony By The Verbs

[76:00]Yeah I hate that song That's better Yeah this song's better And Don't Look Back In Anger by Oasis Okay I like that one better Alright well if Aaron hates it We better just take a quick Look at this song I think and just see I shouldn't say that Cause I'm probably gonna find Something I like about it now And I'll have to eat my words Well you guys know Did you hear about the band That describes The Verve The Verve pipe It's an adverb What Didn't you famously say Rosie didn't you hate You hate all When violins are in songs

[76:30]Yeah I don't like it I generally don't like The string music In the Axl's song The rose was so mad He jumped into a wedding cake Yeah well that's one exception There's always an exception Yeah you're right Rosie This sucks But you know what doesn't suck Is Ben Folds Five Covered it in 2004 Common People And they had a guest singer See if you can pick out Who this guest singer is I took her to a supermarket I don't know why But I had to start it somewhere

[77:01]What is that I started there What is that William Shatner With Ben Folds Five I said pretend you've got no money 2004 Nine years after this album came out Oh you're so funny I said yeah Well I can't see anyone else Smiling in the air Are you sure You wanna live like common people You wanna see This is pretty good Common people spin You wanna sleep Now I will say Halfway through Ben Folds Five Comes in and does sing And you're kind of like Oh I guess this is better

[77:31]But I'll also say That's interesting How poetic that sounds Because I read a lot About the working class nature Of these lyrics And that Cocker is exploring themes That bands like Oasis and Blur Were not And I missed a lot of it The first time around Like I didn't get And some of it's because It's like Brit speak But I didn't get Those references until And then you hear it slow down And you hear how Poetically he's thinking Yeah Well Aaron probably thought How do all these people Run states I mean I've heard about

[78:00]So many govnas On this All right I spy I spy I think that's a repeat I think we've done The governor before You can't Taste somebody's nooks I don't want to taste Somebody's nooks I spy This is a song where he said Oh I'm not downtrodden To be cool I'm just downtrodden I was like cool This kind of belongs On Rob's scary song list This is like reminding me Of the Monster Bash It may even be You know what Russell This year This might be the number one

[78:31]Scary song We'll see It kind of has that feel Doesn't it Yeah I don't know I was torn with this one This was one where normally I would say I have to turn this off I can't handle this But it's kind of intriguing I kind of enjoyed Listening to it It's strange And different And unique And I don't know It also sounds like A current song Oh Can I just tell you guys Something October If I look this year You guys want to guess What day Is Halloween on

[79:00]It's a Tuesday So my list is going to Come out on Halloween It better be this If you remember to post We've had some delays Recently Okay You know what There's been some comments Okay All right Moving on We'll have to We'll need to get that John from Edina Needs to send that To his annual Or his weekly text At about nine o'clock On Tuesday morning In the Disco 2000 Disco 2000 This was the other

[79:30]Big song off his album This was about Him falling for a girl Named Debra And in real life This is about Debra Bone So this is a real Debra And she had to like Deal with this One of the biggest Britpop songs Of all time We know my thoughts About songs about People though It's probably about A different person With that name And then It gets repurposed Or any other

[80:01]Two to three syllable name Depending on how You pronounce it Samantha And I aren't working out Anymore So I might have to Move on to Debra Samantha Hey my name's Debra Wouldn't you rather I call you Debra Live bed show This is the idea Of a relationship From the view of a bed It's kind of weird right It's a funny gimmick What would your bed say We could talk right now You'd probably ask

[80:31]Why do you have to sleep So far on the edge Why are you allowed To sleep closer Towards the middle Why is the biggest person In the bed Sleeping way on the edge Russell so what do you mean You're not allowed to sleep I mean let's Actually this is theoretical Of course But what would this person Theoretically Why would they not be Allowed to sleep What does that mean You're not allowed This is striking Too close to home We gotta move this along You guys will get more texts If I continue down this path Aaron what's your bed Saying these days I mean I don't have

[81:02]A good joke here I love making this awkward I think it's awkward I think it's so fun How about you Matt What is your bed saying Lately my bed's saying I miss you You should be He's out You're ignoring me Stay longer Have you ever noticed How the Spanish You know they name things Feminine and masculine And bed of course Comma is feminine And that makes sense Can you imagine If your bed is masculine If it was a man That just That doesn't seem right

[81:30]Like it wouldn't be as fun To go to sleep In a bed that was a man Yeah It has like the hot sauce On feet voice Talking while you're While you're banging Rob Oh my god yes I'm on there Fuck yeah I get on the bed This would be what my bed Is saying Shit Russell This is a better joke I'm gonna edit this out Oh yeah You'll never get credit for that Oh yeah This is what my bed Is saying to me Fucking hot sauce Hey I noticed there were Two wet spots on this bed Well one of those wet spots Is when I was Putting hot sauce On your feet Oh

[82:01]One of those wet spots Is also a hot spot Hot spot That joke To understand that joke Totally You have to Have been listening So much We do not care About new listeners We do not need you Goodbye We have been having The same downloads And we will forever And that's fine with us We don't need anybody new Something's changed Life could have been Very different with them

[82:30]Something's changed This is where he does The really weird text setting Where he says something like Don't worry about things That don't matter It's like the one place Where he really tries To squeeze in a phrase It's almost like When you're writing a song Sometimes you just want To say a word And it's like I'm gonna make this rhyme No matter what Yes He definitely has One of those moments Like interest and rust maybe Sorted for ease That was a good rhyme Sorted for ease and whiz Just to give you an idea

[83:00]Of what it was like In the 90s They were attacked By newspapers For this song Being too much about drugs What? Really? See this is my Other than Common People This is my favorite song This is great I love this song You know this It reminds me of Vampire Weekend And MGMT And some mixture of it And David Bowie Yeah Oh yeah Throw David Bowie in there And I think this is about The only song I can stand Outside of Common People And so I don't know It's the only one I came back to A number of times

[83:30]Matt have you heard this Before the list? Or do you guys ever Remember hearing any Of these songs When we were teenagers Or no? Common People Is about the only one I don't remember if I heard it When I was in the 90s Kind of a thing But at some point Like I said It's a current regular So that's the only one I knew right away And knew most of the lyrics I guess from hearing it All the time Matt can I just tell you this You would be an excellent A record executive Because that song Was released As a double A side Single With Common People

[84:00]So Matt You could get a job Making singles Either that Or I am just Average Everyday Joe Who that's who They're going after Yeah you're right I could find the Commons I'm part of the Commons That's probably it F-E-E-L-I-N-G-C-A-L-L-E-D-L-O-V-E Interesting Now next to this song I just wrote the word yawn That's probably not great Right? Rob I gave you Oh go ahead Matt

[84:30]I was just going to say Wait a minute We can see these You know when like It gets really loud Rob So like what is that About two thirds Of the way through When it's loud And goes soft again I mean again I skipped over I tried twice To listen to this I listened to Yeah on this song So you got this whole Lawn loud And then the rest of the song Goes soft Okay Well you know what Sometimes if you've gone out And maybe you've gone Axe throwing You've had a couple Too many drinks That can happen to your song Tonight This is where You can find me On the

[85:00]Time Never This Is Just Yeah So they dropped out The guitars And he says Die universe Just get him in the bass Starts talking Kind of sexy actually Great Rob you had mentioned That the title of the song Was all spelled out There's also a part Of the song In the lyrics Where they're spelling out The word right Mm-hmm Feeling called love You can play it Check this out It doesn't fit my plan So it's something I don't understand I don't care It's a stunning

[85:30]Consolation I can't see It doesn't fit This one It's kind of angry I kind of like What they're spelling Out lyrics I like that Yeah And it kind of Made me start thinking What are the greatest Songs ever That have spelled out Lyrics Oh wow Spelled out words In the lyrics Oh no I hit the porn music And not the countdown song Sorry My bad We could just go With porn music From now on At the Lisbon Drive We can't

[86:00]We need to keep This show clean Okay Okay This is our Cocklock episode But after this No more Typically we don't Go back and relive Songs that we've Discussed multiple times But this one is too good We have to do To be fair Russell You don't Because you are Way more prepared Than most of us And you're much better Doing these Some of us Cheat and reuse songs And some of us Make a list And find out There's not a lot there This one is so good

[86:30]That we have to do it again This was from 1967 I've never loved a man The way I love you It's Respect by Aretha Yeah I got it Ooh that sounds good I think it's the best Were you guys good Spellers as kids or not? The only thing I spell As a kid T-C-B-Y Give me that shit I remember I would get T-C-B-Y And I'd put chocolate chips In it And I'd be like God this tastes like shit But I'm gonna eat

[87:01]Every last drop of it No and it's a problem Because like Sarah Is unbelievably good At spelling right And so like I'm just Oh yeah okay I fucked that up again Sorry so Yeah You lerve me? Hmm Yeah This homemade card With a gift card taped in Not great What did Jenny say? That's okay It's kind of nice It's kind of nice It's kind of nice

[87:30]Yeah this card is kind of nice It's kind of nice It's kind of nice Now let's light the candles That you brought And start this birthday party Rob would you take that As a compliment If she said it after you got done With your tuba music action If she said oh that was kind of nice Oh yes Music action Russell Russell Yes Russell I wanna be seduced My partner Complimented me on a sex move I would immediately I would be like you On the phone I'd be like guys This is Rob I'm just calling you right now I wanna tell you something

[88:00]I'm just calling you right now I do that thing With my fingers And this time She sounds really good She liked it She didn't get mad She didn't make me stop She didn't say She had to put a pad She didn't say She had to get new batteries Out of her I said I would never I would It'd be the greatest compliment Ever Russell I can't I mean Really Like We'd be getting one of those Late night FaceTime calls From Rob Oh my god It'd be unreal I got complimented On a sex move Give me a break It's like oh I like how sweat

[88:31]Didn't drip on me that time I'd be like oh yeah baby That's what I'm talking about Respect love Rob the worst part of The worst part of it would be What if you were in the middle Of your furious fret work And you got a call from me And your phone started ringing With a drunken call And I ruined your That was okay moment And Russell in the past And I'm just I wanna preempt this By saying I'm gonna edit this out Yes Okay so do not Bring this up again Okay In the past Russell You've asked me to If you call To put you on speakerphone

[89:00]And I don't think That's appropriate Hey Rob this is Russell Hey Rob this is Russell Hey Russell You didn't need to say that twice I didn't It was an echo No it's the best joke Of the show No We'll just say

[89:30]We'll just say We'll just have to bleep out No Why do we do this To ourselves That would be the best joke You've ever made On the podcast No it's not It's stupid That's the worst thing You could ever tell me Did you hear my Adverb pipe joke earlier Look at Rosie He can't even breathe Rosie gets it It's stupid One and done And can I tell you Can I tell you Rosie I have the iPhone 14 Max I have the iPhone 14 Max

[90:00]Okay This is the biggest one Alright next song on the list Is from 1973 It's the Bay City Rollers It's Saturday night This is a great spelled out lyric Right Oh yeah Can I just say this Russell When we get to my joke At the end of the podcast For the next album I swear I didn't know About this okay It's parallel thinking Good song Good song Did you guys know

[90:30]The Bay City Rollers Were a Scottish boy band Oh yeah No I didn't know that I had no clue That's why the grandpa loves him And so I married an ex-murderer Because he loves everything Scottish And the only band he loves Is the Bay City Rollers Meg put down the Bay City Rollers This song is so fucking good Alright next song on the list Is one of the most influential Hip hop songs ever From 1979 It's Sugar Hill Gang Rapper's Delight Oh yes Oh yes Oh yes Check it out

[91:00]I'm the C-A-X-N The O-V-A-N The rest is F-M-Y Ah yes You see I go by the Yes And not only does it happen Once in a song There's actually Happens twice There's another one One of the other rappers Comes in with the spelling B-2 Yes Now Can I just say this If you were the guy That figured out You could spell Casanova Casanova In a rap song

[91:31]And you put down those lyrics Wouldn't you just Go home for the rest of the day Because you just did The perfect lyrics Like you would never have What more could you do I mean C-A-S-S-N-O-B-A Oh it's so good I was reading that That was the first rap song To make the top The Hot 100 And Aaron I don't know if you knew this I think it's Was the first song To achieve a gold status Oh I didn't know that But they never got A gold record Technically Because they didn't want To pay the R-I-A-A dues They didn't want to pay The fees What?

[92:00]With being like A member of that group So they never got The gold record That's weird Aaron loves feet And this guy hates feet I mean who knows anymore Now Russell Have you ever seen Sugarhill Gang live By any chance? I did Rob I believe that was The time where I almost Got in a fight At Carleton College And you made sure I didn't get beat up I had a One of those thermoses Where you could pull The nozzle out And drink out of it I had one full of Sky The drink that was In the blue bottle That was just Like Like a smear

[92:32]Like a smear Off ice And then the other Container I had Was just smear Off ice So I had two Identical Drinks Gross And we were at this place And Russell was getting The guy goes to Russell Oh do you go to school At Carleton? And Russell goes Yep The guy goes No you don't That's bullshit Russell goes Yes I do I'm gonna fucking Kick your ass I'm not lying to you No No I don't think And I finally said If you don't want to Fight Russell He'll kick you in the balls I was just That is true I was hammered Just Russell saying Like no I go to school here Just the Just the lie Just straight up

[93:00]So good The worst was When I did tell him I would kick him In the balls Rob got extremely Turned on And it was It got uncomfortable Well yeah Cause you had Both the keys Oh That would be the worst Quick unlock it Unlock it Unlock it Next on the list Is from 1993 Another great hip hop song This is Whoop There It Is By Tag Team Wow they're back again Oh look at that So blue Do you think the guys

[93:32]Who did Whoop There It Is Were like Nah we can't steal Those lyrics You know what I was reading That the copyright office Had Whoop There It Is In 92 Whoop There It Is In 93 And I always thought Whoop There It Is Was a bigger hit And I think it was Because they said That they articulated Their lyrics better In Whoop There It Is So it made it more Of like a commercial hit Than Whoop There It Is Wait a minute Whoop There It Is Is that what they were saying Whoop There It Is No it wasn't The other one is Yeah there's Whoop and Whoop

[94:00]95 South is Whoop Tag Team is Whoop W-H-O-M-P As I flow That's a perfect song Yeah This is actually A better song Right I mean this is A better song Can I just say Something right now Whitney Houston You suck balls This song is way better You know what There are some people That agree with you guys I was reading that

[94:30]You guys remember When they did The Whoop vs. Woot on Arsenio Whoop There It Is By 95 South Won the battle On Arsenio Hall Yeah This is better This is a good song Matt was this Written by the same guy That did call it Baton Rogue Or whatever Baton Rogue Bob Davies Or whatever That guy's name was Yep The Oak Ridge boys Were going to cover this one too But they This one's the same guy That does all those Deez Nuts jokes You know An interesting thing I wanted to Relive this with you guys A little bit I was reading that That song was so big

[95:00]It actually made The first ever Jock Jams album And I was We don't have to play all these I was just going to Real quick list Some of the songs From Jock Jams So here's the songs That are on it We've got the Michael Buffer Let's Get Ready to Rumble Let's get ready To rumble Intro right You got Get Ready for This By Two Unlimited Tag Team Whoop There It Is Hitting third Baton Cleanup You have Black Box Strike It Up Fifth You got the 69 Boys Tootsie Roll We've talked Tootsie Roll Before haven't we

[95:30]Strike It Up Highly underrated Guys We did this On the best dance The best songs That created dance Crazy This is if you guys Remember This is so good Okay Next up is a song I don't know if I remember This one Pump It Up Go Head Go Head Techno I don't know that one No I don't know that one It's not Technotronic I don't know I've got The next one is Come Baby Come By K7 Oh That's a good one

[96:00]Play that one Rob Go for it This is a great This is a good beat This was a time In video history Where you could just get A chain link fence And that's your video By the way You're looking through The chain link fence You're grabbing onto The chain link fence People are behind The chain link fence You're in front of The chain link fence You could do everything With a chain link fence If anyone watches This video There it is Am I right Yep Where is it Oh there it is Next song on the list

[96:30]Was It Takes Two Rob Bass and DJ Easy Rock Oh my god I mean that This song I have this on a couple Playlists that I listen to I love it Kick it Yeah I mean that bass Yeah Now the question is Who's singing this song Yeah You know what I mean And sometimes it's tough to know Who is singing this song And you just wish I wish the first line Of the song Was the artist telling me Who he is And what he's about to do Why is he here

[97:00]You know what I mean God I wish that happens What's his plan What's his purpose Amazing hit I gotta say The days where a rapper Would let you know They're not internationally known Those days are gone Aaron Don't do that as Pitbull No I will not I will be Mr. Worldwide Thank you Next song should be The soundtrack to my wedding Dance is It's Gonna Make You Sweat C&C Music Factory Oh my god

[97:30]Oh my god The wedding dance Now wait a minute What'd you say I was trying to catch up With that as well Wouldn't it be great guys If we did have a dance We could go to Like That's what I'm saying I think an event Where a bunch of friends Could get together Do you think What was that What's that called When all of a sudden Everybody just starts Doing a dance Flash mob Flash mob Flash mob A flash Do you think There's 14 people On our text chain We could probably Find a couple more

[98:00]Do you think we should Do a flash mob At the next wedding We go to That'd be such a good idea I agree Well that's better Than what Matt Tried to get me to do Last time You know Matt's Not the greatest speller And last time We tried to do a flash mob My whole bathroom flooded The mob didn't flush The mob didn't Flush I thought you were Going to say something About you were the only One who flashed Or something like that Was the place The jam was high The best And I don't waste time

[98:30]Or the mic Or the dope rhyme Jump to the rhythm Jump jump to the rhythm Jump Such a voice Next on the list Is this Hold on But that's the That's the wedding song I just want to make sure I know the lyrics Gonna make you sweat Like the first dance Or that's the At the Recessional Gets everybody On the floor Is that what Karen's gonna sing During the wedding And ruin your wedding Like my wife said He did to our wedding Yeah Moving forward With this This album

[99:00]What album is this Jock jams right Jock jams one in one What even are we doing What album are we Talking about today Well Rob's playing I'm just trying to list them Rob's the one Insisting on playing it Well we're trying To ask questions We get questions Russ has done something I've done a number of times And this is a list-ception This is where you start a list And it leads into another list And it may lead Into another list And you gotta get out Of the list To get back to the real world Sometimes it's complicated All right We'll crank through These next ones real quick You had pump up the volume Remember we talked Mars It was the greatest Replacement song ever

[99:30]A few weeks ago Yep They had snap The power Do you guys remember The power I got the power This was a great Music video too This is all Jock jams volume one What an album right Literally How do you not Russell How do you not Search for this record Next time you're At the record store I would probably trade All 12 records I got For an original Jock jams Right You think Jock jams came Out on vinyl I bet so Yeah For sure