Madonna: Ray of Light (1998)

[0:00]I had to share this with you guys. First time this week I ever had anyone proactively tell me they have stopped listening to the podcast. Proactively told me they stopped listening. Just want to give you a heads up. No, I'm listening. Does that person live with you? No. Is it a podcast host? The person who lives with me is now seeking out betting advice from one other person on this podcast. I'll just say that. I may have had to explain what spreads, over-unders, and money lines meant. Nice. Hey, Russell, high five. I love to hear that you're getting laid. Hey, Rob, I ran a clinic on the plus three and a half, if you know what Nibble on it like a rat does cheese. Russell's like one thing about 69 is you can go both over and under. No, we're not. I can't do this. I'm not. No, I'm out. You can't do it? No. Well, the key is, Russell, the key is, Russell, is that you got to grab on. It's like you're under a horse. You got to grab on and hold on for your life. Remember when I said the person who said they proactively?

[1:00]Stopped listening? Too dirty for him. Oh, what? Too dirty for him. They said, what's John going to do with all his free time? I don't know. Well, Russell, I'll tell you what. I have a voicemail today that I think counteracts that. Yeah, what's John going to do in church if he can't listen to Beckton and Benner? Yeah. So, Russell, do you want to tell us? Can you give us a hint of who this person, like? No, I can't. It's your uncle. I know who it is. It's your uncle. It's too dirty? No. I can't say that. Hey, so listen. Listen to this. Never mind. I just remembered what my rolling going was today. No promises for this episode today. This guy. Hey, tell this guy. Lay off the Madonna. Why do you know it's a guy? How do you know it's a guy? It's pretty presumptuous. I hear it all the time, too. And most of the people that say this, there's a lot of them that say very dirty podcast. All females. I haven't heard one guy say it. Matt, between Rob, put your headphones off. Matt, I've heard one. One male say it's too dirty for them.

[2:00]Wow. Okay. Listen. And that's fine. You know what? It's not. It's not for everybody. Okay. I'm not going to lie. Like, you can't hear hearing for 40 year old guys. Talk dirty. 45 ish. It's not. Well, gross. Yeah. And that's actually a week from today. Old ass balls. Talk about your old ass balls. I don't think so. Yuck. But for us, 44 or 43 year old guys talking about it. It's not for everybody. I get it. But the problem is, it is for me. And I'm in charge of this thing. I love it. I don't get another chance to do this anywhere else in my life. I think it's great. Okay. Did they say exactly? Was there a certain comment that really, like, was that where they're like, that's it? That was too much. Like, they took off their headphones and discuss like this. There was just a comment. I saw someone at an event and they said, I am no longer listening to the podcast. And I looked at him and I didn't really say anything. And then there was. I knew it. And then I said, God, I don't even. They didn't want me. But I'll say it.

[3:00]Yeah. I'm not commenting. Lots of kids. I'm guessing. You said, okay, little Moses, you don't have to listen anymore. It's fine. Goodbye. I said, little Moses is robbed too dirty. And they smiled and didn't say anything else is incriminating. So it's so we're not sure. So there's not any evidence. So you're telling me there's a chance. Okay. I'm hoping I get a pardon here pretty soon. If you guys know what I mean. Nine days left. Russell. Well, Hey, back to that listener. We're sorry, but you can come on back anytime. Okay. We're probably going to shift the format two or three times. We're only on episode. Something. And speaking of what episode we're on. In 2020, four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums is decided By Rolling Stone magazine. This resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music, excreted the order and led us to Making this podcast. We are far from experts. We promise to do almost no research. All opinions are our own unless you disagree. Please sit back and enjoy Beck did it better.

[4:00]We are all the way up to album two, two. Hey, we're going to be back in two and two. It's like we're pro wrestling referees too. It's like, it's like we're Chuck Woolery two and two. And I I didn't like Chuck Woolery. We did love connection, but I like his stuff lately. He's come up with some really good stuff lately. If you look him up, that's a pretty cool views. Oh yeah. Check out his views. They're very cool. And from 1998, the year that all the cool people graduated from high school, we Have Madonna with ray of light and you know what guys, everybody loves Ray of light. Listen, okay. Let's not mess around anymore. Let's go right. Let's go right to the radio. Now I got to say this guys, Rob, you have had a few weeks to work on this parody. Would you say this is your best one?

[5:00]No, no, not at all. I wish you wouldn't have asked that right before I was going to play it for you. But I, I do want to tell you guys this. Some feelings might be hurt by this parody song. And I want to be really clear. I had a phrase come into my head with this song. I'd not criticizing anybody. I know we're all busy. Okay. And honestly, I kind of shut down Friday night myself. So please don't take offense to this. All right. I'm not making fun of anybody. I promise. All right. I promise. I feel like this could be any one of us. I've got to guess. I've got to guess. You never know. Here we go. I was ready to go. What's up everybody. Welcome to K Rob K R O B. You know, the irony about this podcast is it's one of my favorite times of the week when I just get to talk to these guys. And sometimes it's tough to find that time to talk to the guys.

[6:00]We got to get together. We got to organize, but sometimes we're a little busy. Oh, yeah. When it's time to record the podcast, I send a text to everyone. Matt says on saturdays i can only record one on friday he's rapping a game might be late But that day matt is hanging but matt can do friday at 10 30 doesn't work as hot yoga when you

[8:00]Want to hear about the greatest out of all time i thought i was gonna get shit for being Unavailable i feel great yeah i feel better i felt like somebody else was the mr i could Record on friday i gotta get up early i gotta be the third party that was just sitting there Watching you guys try to figure out friday saturday this week was just eye comedy it was i saw Clearly what erin said i none of you guys were reading anything each other said it was just Terrible what yeah i agree we're doing a great job listeners we've got a problem we're not going to Come out with episodes every week for the next couple weeks we're going to vegas next week

[9:00]And i got news for you go fuck yourself okay we're having the problem with that is when we go to Vegas some people think that maybe that they we need to spend more time with them they don't Realize that vegas is for them we're going to make money for them now some people think they need to Spend more time with their family before leading up to that i think that would be erin i think i Need to it's i like it and then happen this way and then some people are going the next weekend After that are going to a powerlifting meet in britain are they participating no Just watching some people a couple weeks ago could have just recorded up north but didn't bring their Microphones or anything 75 of this podcast was ready to record between christmas and new Years and it didn't happen some of us decided we can't give people new episodes for a while some Some offered to record friday night saturday night sunday night that's true so the bottom line is

[10:00]We're going to we're probably going to put out a best of or well listen we'll see we might just do A back oh don't worry we're going to put up so russell please i should have had you summarize the Text worst of we get we give them the worst like dead worst of what would be the worst Oh russell you know what we're doing bob doing the first one right we're hitting with the beach boys We're hitting with episode one episode zero we're going to release episode zero Oh let's go with the one that we never released let's go let's just let's listen to That's a russ retirement mode i don't even know i have that one anymore i'll be five Years away from the hall of fame at that point bad that i'm eligible and here's the other thing I've been going back and listening to old episodes because i'm a true narcissist I think they're funny as hell okay so if i release an old episode it's because i think it's Funny what's the funniest thing you've heard lately rap what's the funniest thing circa 1996 Pre lex express usa the narcissist i i text you guys what the episode that i listened to recently

[11:00]Oh i you know what i listened to the replacements episode with bryce that was so good bryce was so Brilliant on that a glorious track i was laughing out loud in the grocery store listening to that Episode it was i just loved it so anyway i got three guys here okay who want to talk about Madonna's ray of light okay i've got russell mini apples russell how are you doing rob fuck you I won't do what you tell me to oh my god not again don't let me have a boner my kids are That was sick the fact that rob used the word boner while his daughter was said like three Feet of it this is disgusting what a despicable act so cute that you think my kids are listening To me that's that's the cutest thing i've got matt mini apples matt how are you doing Good rob don't blow my eyes don't call me down wow and i've got erin out in california now erin

[12:00]Over the holidays was so mad because the one thing he asked for christmas he didn't get A thesaurus and he's like i'm so mad that i think it's the thesaurus i'm so mad i can hardly Speak about it i'm just mad erin how are you doing that's a pretty good joke i always Thought she was saying she's got herself a universe but i don't think that's actually right Let's talk about madonna i guess this is one of the few albums that has the word zephyr in it i've Noticed the ray of light starts with the word zephyr and i was like hey we need more albums that Say zephyr you're right i think so listen well that's my trigger word i'm gonna Have to turn off the camera now wow jeez i was wondering why somebody came in to take Out your ball gag when i said zephyr so weird let's get into the voicemail it's for the podcast All right i got now i gotta admit rustle your plan is terrible to have a safe word to take out your Ball gag bro did you say femur i didn't i'm sorry this is one of the few times i'll tell you who's

[13:00]Calling before we do it this is a voicemail from charm oh yeah it was a long time listener needs to Know more about going live in july 2025 i would come up from texas to see that Our listeners are who love the texan voice that's good nice work one listener you're out Texas listener you're coming up man what is the status of our live in 2025 we've narrowed the List of venues down to 10 we're down to 10 wow i'm assuming us bank stadium that's a target Center king of diamonds pj's my basement the richfield high school auditorium we could very nice

[14:00]Auditorium by the way i believe it outside russia's window of his basement looking in lanterns available I've got a wonderful wife who's great at planning this crap and so if we really want to plan Something we can start planning now when we figure out something here's what i'm picturing The show starts john has his guitar plays the theme song and sings oh yeah how much Closes you have on how much closes john as much as he wants or as little as he wants i think that's It's that figure that out i theme song plays i come out to my music i announce each one of you Individually to walk out music we kind of music each get our own music you each get your Own music i'll let you pick okay we come out we do the quotes we hit the voicemail What album are we doing mad again i don't the buzzcocks or whatever what are we doing We're doing the we had a plan here's the album so rob 250 singles going steady by the buzz Guys all right so rob this is interesting my favorite haircut and things i cut hair off of

[15:00]Rob i've listened to like live podcasts over the years like bill simmonds one of the biggest Podcasts in the world and he does some live podcasts he comes out and he introduces the Co-host but he never introduces himself so you're saying yes he would introduce us there would be You would not come out last like the main attraction you would come out and introduce the three of us as Like your guests okay well i yeah because i have the announcer voice oh who's going to get the Crowd hyped up more than me who's you guys are going you're going to do it russell no i'm Going to come out first i'm seeing like you're the main attraction you like you're the main event You come out last right but you're the main osu you announce guys we all know at a live show Yeah erin is 100% going to be the main attraction can you just imagine what erin's going to order Imagine what or erin's going to drink at this podcast just imagine right now what he's going to Have it's going to be crazy there are a lot of listeners who do love erin they have told me this Also and actually tell me today that they think matt is also very funny but sometimes rob

[16:00]Kind of overshadows people is what i was told that person i mean that's the whole bit this is rob's Guys we all this is rob's podcast rob is the funniest human being listen rob you gotta Take your ear point we can't because you are the narcissistic whatever he makes us better he is He is guys he's the funniest person i've ever met in my life have you guys met anybody Funner you know he's number one legitimately yeah so legitimate this is rob's podcast i am just happy To be a part of it rob's wife is pretty funny yeah she says he's got a small leaner there's a size of The penis matter no no i think about that all the time i know what she says to me actually is it's Fine but she means like pencil lead you know i mean like that kind of fine i think rob i Gotta tell you before we get going here yes i you made a comment that this is one of the only

[17:00]Songs that is i'm i'm legitimately looking at a list that has stopped at 500 of songs that have the Word zepher in it including the zepher song by red hot chili pepper so there's lots of Songs the zepher song you will know the zepher song on blood sugar sex magic yeah you will know This one read this one on the list rob i have so little respect for this episode i don't Even have a word document up to take notes i'm taking notes handwritten tonight wow You're right all right i was wrong you're right meanwhile we we know how russles play that song That's right please please don't play the zepher song i don't know you have to say it That's the point of a safe word you'd be surprised how that ball gig doesn't work through the bluetooth Speaker my my main analog you plug it in and it's fine

[18:00]It's like there's like there's an audio loss when it comes to that ball gig You know what i mean like you get the ball the bluetooth speaker is the ballgag yeah and then i'm You know what i'm not bored i'm listening to stuff now here's a here's my main concern with a Live show getting back to live show here's my main concern a joke bombs i go i immediately panic So dirty and meanwhile just picture this there's people at the bar don't know the podcast What are they going to do i think the only people there are listeners i know but like It's a bartender there's like a bartender there russle here's my idea i first thought that the Ice house would be a great spot i agree i think that's the spot because it's got a nice stage Of small things like that maybe seven street entry wow would be awesome it would be awesome to go to You know like the main room i don't i inquired about what it was to rent that like for a private

[19:00]Party kind of a thing and they wanted to well tell us a little more about your pot yeah and i'm It was a while ago and stuff like that so i cannot shameful we could there's plenty of there's Plenty of breweries around here they've got some great stages things like that but i think ice house Might be the i think i saw the number one spot i mean am i really gonna sit up here and play like Bob give me that nut i mean i'm gonna play that for a group of people yeah that's crazy to me Of course you are people would roar with laughter and joy and here's my here's my other Fear we get like 10 people no 10 people we'll get no i i think i could guarantee 55 plus 55 plus people yeah i guarantee no ross let's talk about the age of the women that are gonna come Can you imagine how much high-class trim i would pick up at the event rob Can we say high-class trim in a bar in a live show was Aaron texted it like 20 times this week

[20:00]Oh we don't talk about the vagus texture okay that's a little secret just for the Guys eight person one sorry losers who aren't going to vagus okay by the way guys i'm getting Get some fucking height from vagus i gotta hurry stand it i was at a i was at with kids today for 15 hours on saturday i cannot wait to lose my mind in vagus i'm gonna have an absolute blast Oh now magic mic from rino i know what you're thinking I'm not gonna get to see the live i'm not gonna get to come to minnesota see the live podcast I bet he would do it i am coming to rino in may for powerlifting championships and right now i want To say let's get a drink at someplace that has a plexiglass barrier between something that they're Saying okay where i can see you can see me we can kind of talk through the phone or Whatever but no shenanigans okay you can put your nipple up to the glass

[21:00]I might come to watch the lifting meat or whatever you call it just to hang out with magic mic I get there in four hours yeah and you know what we could do too maybe instead of powerlifting We could just gamble like that would be fun as well i think that'd be a great time Listen let's get into the rolling go away and i gotta say when i got that voicemail from sharn First of all it warms my heart that she's still listening okay second of all it's so sweet that She would say she would come up i think that's great that's that's one of the 55 or maybe she Probably brings a plus one right so then that's that we're done there's no way that Erin you were an idiot sorry i'm gonna be i'm gonna be rob here what are you what the Fuck are you talking about there's no way if someone who listens to this brought a guest Like that is shameful we have to do a little primer before the show to explain

[22:00]Who we are and what we're all about wait i thought but didn't we have didn't we she have like a Bet with a boyfriend or whatever wasn't he also listen i thought she listened with him nine puzzles Or something i feel like she had a friend she listened to a couple ways she brings a guest Do we have a single friend we could introduce charm too i think so i mean dave well After my last week i might be one of them i see bv doing that's girl russle myself and Myself have agreed to an open relationship so we remember russle what's what's the number One rule this podcast we usually don't sleep with our fans all right rolling going erin how's it going With you can we go like can we talk about one thing yes what's your guys favorite game in vegas Because i've got oh god it's mob craps it's the craps for the ball in the middle i don't know No not gambling game like when we all get together you know like what's your favorite Game thing to do yeah mine is it because i don't think dave listens to this we could say

[23:00]This and what is dave's job that is always the greatest thing i was just going to say we blew Our chance we've worked just asked because he was saying like he's going to get away from what we Don't know what is my favorite job that's my favorite job can i tell you this is my favorite game Can i i tell you there today i was talking to jenny and of course she didn't ask me a question my Wife has never asked me a question like oh what is going on how do you feel or what's Going on doesn't she say is it in i said something about erin erin i thought That was a question that she asks she knows from the sound erin listen hey russles uncle Or whatever log out for that last part and then come on back in you're making an assumption that is Incorrect right now listen we all know it's the pleasure principle of craps oh no oh jeez oh wow By the way logging out is the second part of a sex move and i'm sorry for that too log Back in now and don't say it can i just say this i did starting in now you've got mail that's what my

[24:00]Wife says have you tried restarting your computer here's the deal she said i said well i said to her I said something about erin's job and she goes what does erin do for a job and i was like Man i i know it's middle something i don't i couldn't tell you what's going on past that No idea erin rolling going how's it going with you it's going great i got to give A heads up a couple of things that are happening in the house tonight number one there is a Rock tumbler running in the laundry room so if you hear awesome oh weird noise there's a rock Tumbler apparently you can't shut it off once it's on so that's a is this a holiday present Kind of of course yeah the rocks of the rock tumblers going so that got started today so if You hear that going on then that's that's what's happening where do we find the rocks to Put in the tumbler so i think i'm just up back or some of them are from palm springs maybe Rob you have to there has to be a an audio clip for this rock tumbler if you're guling what it is you Can ask springs yeah what are we talking about here Russell my family had rock tumblers growing up

[25:00]I had a rock tumbler in the garage that ran around absolutely knows yeah i'll show you What a device going over there to go to the top eight inner rock tumbling mistakes Russell okay so if you're real dumb shit you can't tumble a rock this is it it's a machine if you Have some tin oxide or cerium oxide by all means use it oh my god all means so boring that guy's More downloads than we do hello everybody okay we're going to rock tumbling for beginners so Let's get a little bit more interesting Russell have you ever had this problem let me Tell you this sir let me sell you this rock tumbler right now have you ever had a rock at home Where you said yourself this rock is too big i want to make it quite a bit smaller and it's going to Take a long time and make a shitload of noise Russell has that question ever come up in your head Yes it comes up all the time do you have a solution for me i do and my advice was you put the rock Into a tumbler with smaller pieces of like rock or like sand right it spins around for weeks

[26:00]And weeks it makes an incredible amount of noise and the rocks come out way smaller You've got to be shit yeah eight days smaller and smoother yes i got one that was going on in my In my laundry room right now after one week of tumbling we're gonna do the hell for cleaning And then we'll take a peek this is the tumbling i'm best at though i have to admit All right didn't they go oh well that's really dirty that's like the same thing she fries her Fries her chicken fingers in there you go Russell see how those rocks are smaller and smooth That's a rock tumbler okay the rock tumbler is going on there's probably just some from Around the yard and stuff or over at school yeah why now erin why do you have a rock tumbler what's Going on it was just it was a holiday gift for a while of christmas present for Wallace And today was the day that they got it out and set it up and so that's that's going so if you

[27:00]Hear that's what's happening and then second thing that's going on is as matt mentioned i am Babysitting tonight and my son is a night owl so at some point here in the next 30 minutes Either he's gonna come out and want to be on the podcast or i'm gonna have to take a break And go put into bed so that's happening so maybe some hijinks will ensue i don't know But what's actually also happening why does uncle Russell have that bluetooth speaker in his mouth Russell the ball gag is a bluetooth speaker what i did want to tell a fun story about a Holiday night out that we had we went to it's been a while now but a couple weeks ago We would see sonic the hedgehog three oh i heard that's the jam yep it was pretty good yeah it Was pretty good also super fun like trying to explain to my son that the grinch is the same actor As dr robotnik but then there's two dr robotniks and he's like wait which one is like he's just Blowing his mind but we saw sonic the three and then we went to the wine bar after and had a had

[28:00]A glass of wine and there's this guy who works at the wine bar who i know from several other Bars where he's worked so i've known him for like 12 years and i just know him on a first Name basis and he's kind of like you know he's just like he's like he's like he's like a he's like The high fidelity clerk of of wine bar bartenders right and i really enjoy his company but he's Kind of you know sometimes he's like a little bit down so i walk in and like hey ryan how you Know he's a little bit down like depressed maybe yeah it's just like a dark kind of mood You know so i you know i say like hey ryan like you know how's it going like how are your Holidays he goes i can't fucking wait for the holidays to be over man well i just I just want to take that christmas tree and to take it out the street light it on fire Don't do that a good time to do that in california yeah exactly and they're like neck like he Lets his guard down with me like next person that comes in he's like oh hey what do you want to Drink like and then the best part of it is we're sitting there while we we had to buy

[29:00]Wallace a new book so that he'd sit and hang out with us while we're while we're having a glass Of wine so Wallace always buy new books that's okay to buy new books exactly right here's moby Dick son enjoy the next 1800 pages he's reading big Nate and we're trying to buy some wine And i hear a whale in this thing or not a very it's like december 26th or something like it's Still holiday times it's like five thirty at night like people are starting to come in there's Like holiday lights up around the bar and i hear a very familiar song come on the radio And it's earthy stereo and it's track one from maggot brain and i was just like Ryan absolutely Fucking nailed this like it's happy holidays everyone here's that guitar solo where George Clinton told Eddie Hazel to pretend like his mom died i'm gonna go set a Christmas tree on fire in The street just a perfect moment like just someone really just like letting her hair down And i appreciate it i appreciate someone just being honest with me so i wanted to relay that And it don't have a fun night out to me yeah that is that it would a great holiday song the

[30:00]Long guitar solo from maggot brain and even more of an errand thing that he has his whole Family in a wine bar maggot brain comes on the stereo he goes hey that's maggot brain You know while the son's reading a book called you know why are your rocks so big This book's right i gotta take care of this okay get these rocks doubled yeah that's crazy You know what though it is something when you when somebody asks you how you're doing And you do tell them like i'm tired and then you're like why did i say that like why do i Say bummer like why tell people how when the guy slips and you really tell people how You're doing you're just like oh this guy's a nightmare i appreciate it i'm busy i was up All weekend like i got a guy at work that always says oh it's going okay yeah Oh i decided to stop asking don't take i'm not going to ask anymore like you know right you know What my move is i say it's great i say i'm i'm actually having a great time like i just big

[31:00]Time everybody by acting like i'm having a great time i could be having the worst weekend Trying to plan a podcast with two guys who never want to do it and then i don't know no no no No it's three guys who never don't ever want to do it for the sake of clarity Listen you know i would record an episode by itself if i thought it could How many times have i sent edits over the last couple months We're running the perfect show we found the guy who stopped listening we found the guy who Stopped listening it's russle it's too dirty for russle the call is coming from inside the Apartment russle but how's it rolling going with russle rolling going we can go two directions We can go both directions we can either go politics or cyber security oh wow feels like Let's start with cyber security we'll pivot to politics cyber security top four argument i've had With the upstairs room oh what's yeah what's one in what's one two three does it have to do with going

[32:00]To what does it have to do with going to fever dot com top three man one included a charcuterie Board that i had already gone to the bar at and was not hungry to eat oh wow to involve Me throwing away a bunch of clothes that i should not have thrown away wow yeah they should be fair They were in a garbage bag they were in a garbage bag they to be fair they were in a garbage bag is There anything more throwable way than a garbage bag it's just right there in the name like literally Like the only more thing that's more throwable is like a dumpster like if she would have used A dumpster to transport a clothing that's the only thing that's so cyber security i don't Know what the other one was but the other day i was awoken and the upstairs i've I've been told i'm allowed to share this story again okay so you put it you woke up you Went to the window you threw back the sash i threw back the sash a rise from my curtain Got out of it too much to my surprise i'm not going on the ceiling across the upstairs roommate Is on the upstairs roommate is on the phone with someone and saying hey they're trying to

[33:00]Fix my computer i need you to help me out with this i'm like okay so i go in it turns out the upstairs Roommate had clicked on a link on the computer and the computer had turned red oh with like What i've never seen that with like a a warning thing and said to fix your computer Call this number don't do that oh no the upstairs roommate called the number to fix it no And i walked in and this was a rise from my sash rob i'm i'm i'm just getting up And i i asked i said who are we talking to who are we calling and the response was They're trying to fix my computer i need your help fixing the computer oh no and i said Who are we talking to and eventually was informed to me that this was the number That popped up on the computer and i said wow we need to hang up this phone now And the person on the other end is like asking for information and i'm like

[34:00]Becoming more forceful that we need to hang up the phone now and we need to turn off the Computer immediately now and there was a disagreement about whether this person Could no rob shut the fuck up i'm talking about rob there was a disagreement over Whether this person on the phone could help us fix the computer Or whether they couldn't and at one point i just said we need to shut we need to hang Up the phone and shut the computer off how would you guys have handled that with your spouse Feels like you did everything you could Russell i find that some people when you Tell them what to do no matter what's going on if you tell them what to do They will do the exact opposite they will not listen to you even if you know deep down It's in their best interest they will just do the opposite was i just want to back up real quick We missed something Russell asked how we would handle it with our spouse is Russell also handling this

[35:00]With his spouse yeah have we missed a step here you have not but Aaron and Matt you may have An invitation rob i might see you down the road sometime that's not even funny actually don't Say that how would i give my best man speech man how do you handle cyber security threats At your home with your with i i think sarah is probably smarter than i am with this stuff if that Makes sense right she's very tech savvy and i think she's going to handle here my question i was going To ask is it was this like a work computer of hers or was it like a personal it was a personal Computer oh yeah but there were she was trying to play a bill some sort of screen popped up and When she told me that the phone number that she was calling i said what number did you call And this is while someone is on the other line it started with like zero one two and she said It was the number that popped up on the computer i'm like oh no and i immediately went into i No we got to hang the goddamn phone up right and if i'm wrong i'm wrong but hanging up there's no

[36:00]Harm right there's you can call them right back there's no hang up right so i was a little Forceful and adamant that we hang the phone up and turn the damn computer off and we had a Dispute about whether my efforts were helping fix the computer or not so eventually we agreed Despite a different approach to to hang up the phone and turn off the computer and at this point I went rob shut the fuck up at this point i went upstairs because i was in the state of frustration Oh yeah the angry jack on oh yes and a few seconds later a few minutes later the upstairs Roommate came up oh my god and said i had called the geek squad because her computer was covered Under a geek squad and turns out rust was correct wow there was some malware on the computer and They removed it right and of course she said thank you for your input is there a lot of

[37:00]Something like is this a are we seeing a lot of scams like are you like captain america With a shield like constantly fighting off scams at your household or what's going on this was Our this was our first cyber security moment ever and top five disagreement ever and it's not about Being right or wrong it's about cyber security protection in this house right nice i had a moment Like that rustle where i my kid had her friends over for like a birthday party and they were in The kind of the room where we could hear them talking and my wife was telling me a story Oh my god the story about the martha steward netflix documentary oh people love telling me Meanwhile my kid is telling her friends don't say that don't say that in front of my parents Don't say that in front of my parents and so i'm like what the fuck are they talking about so i'm Like listening i'm listening and meanwhile she's like did you know that she worked at the stock Market and i said you're saying something she goes i am telling you a story how dare you Tell me to be quiet and i go there whispering something that amulet doesn't want to hear she Goes well i'm just trying to tell you the story i was like you know what they were doing you know

[38:00]What it turns out they were doing what was the friends were in my kid's room with their phones Taking pictures of people in the apartment across the street oh nice and my kid was so worried About it and worried about getting in trouble and i was like relax i was like cares i i couldn't Think of nothing i thought it was like a big deal i thought you were like something exciting was Going on i mean i don't know like what do you do there because rustle turned out you had the Right approach so maybe it's more about the delivery than what you say i don't know i i'm Not sure yeah i may have had some feedback here that my delivery was not the best so we'll Just leave it at that okay well it's helpful the other question at one point she was going To call microsoft and i was like i don't think you can just call microsoft for like i don't Think they're gonna fix your computer right can i talk to bill please mr microsoft what rustle what

[39:00]Where was she gonna call microsoft that's why i'm gonna start calling them a penis oh that's good That's okay very good rub very good speaking of microsoft matt rollin going i was going with You good thanks yeah rustle hey rob can you pull up a song for me i got a long list Guys oh i'm not gonna get to it all but i got a long list but i would like to hear the song Here's where the story ends by the sundays oh so just turn on the radio and sometimes you hear Songs and then that's when i write them down and say what radio station you listen to these days Matt 93 i mean 89 three the current mostly that's about all i listen to on the radio but Sometimes it gets a little goofy and so i got to put it on to 97 one city's 97 but that's where We're going there's a new documentary out it's called chief of holic it's on prime network And it's about the guy who's the mega chiefs fan who decided to rob banks the go the documentary

[40:00]Is awesome kind of sad but it's awesome it's just it takes you in the highs and lows and Family stuff and you know victim stuff it's great documentary so chief of holic you got to Watch it on on prime if you got it he was betting 10 grand 50 he was a huge gambler as well so i don't Know that's why you probably like around huge gambler good stuff you know hi hello i'm a huge Gambler some call me a whale that's gonna sound good i don't know i've got this down but for You know i've just got a psa you know all people want for their weddings there's money so stop looking At the registries and just send people money it's all they want let's let's get rid of the ruse Of like buying the wooden spoons and stuff just send people money it's all they want and i tell you What i've started doing with baby showers it's a little off i don't look at the registry at all I only buy one thing i think you do baby showers that's a fair question people at work

[41:00]Erin do your co-worker invite you to baby showers no we have had the occasional at work Baby shower which is always awkward but no i don't have we i work remotely not too but even before That i work the place i work is wrapped that diaper so fast like oh yeah give me that baby Roof we're a very socially stunted kind of organization you know what's funny is i have a Picture of my son was like the only photo i have a wallace with santa claus was from a work Christmas party and i didn't know it at the time but now i i will still work with that guy like Eight years later he was santa claus it's like well one only photo i have a wallace with santa claus There you go were you like holy shit wait a minute i work with santa claus this is like a Crazy i didn't know yeah erin doesn't get invited to a lot of baby showers because He's denied the time off from maternity leave so many times that's for bad at him but anyway For mature i'll tell you for baby showers i don't look at the registry i just buy one thing And that is wipe warmers okay it's the ultimate thing to spoil your baby i had it with both

[42:00]My kids growing up it is a warmer rustle that you put wipes into so when they when you wipe That baby's butt those wipes are nice and warm okay and now my kids treat me like shit and i'm sure There's no correlation between those two facts that's the way it is they just walk on you Because they've come to expect yeah because i old amenities warm wipes you can which i might Get one of those for myself and a nice yeah what i'll get that and i'll get the fridge by the Toilet that we talked about so i get the cold toilet paper and a warm wipe oh yeah like a cold Plunge and a heady i don't know all right so we've got flashlight for men's these we got photos of Feet i'm the creeper rudrigus we've got pristo washes her hair every five days and i got Another one on here and i don't know i don't remember where it came from okay it came from a Listener i'm it's got i got erin after this i'm assuming it's erin from minneapolis we're at Their house tonight we played a little well that's why we couldn't record early when people wanted To yeah we had plans already had plans are on the calendar it's fine i went to

[43:00]The grocery store i have a new car i forgot to talk about my new car didn't crash the first Day of the car didn't crash it erin he didn't back he didn't run it off the wall didn't Crash the sand yeah but apparently erin said something along the lines of and i quote gotta Have a butthole and a deck to be on the vegas trip oh my gosh i don't know what that was i don't So erin might have to call in or might not this erin from minneapolis erin no So i don't know i've got that written down from a notes from listen something so i don't Erin from minneapolis rob's about to invite people to the vegas trip that are you want to Come to vegas come on down oh okay you think you could run with the big dogs come on down Let's do a little practice at home tomorrow maybe that's what it is you gotta have a butthole And a deck to be on the oh i i invited my she i invited her i don't think you have the Authority to do i'll room with it i'll room with it you don't think so you can room with

[44:00]David and i it's it's fucking rob david and sara she has been going to Smoke a sig everyone you guys know how hard it is yeah this is apropos of nothing do you know How hard it is to book a smoky a smoking room in vegas like when do you know what a degenerate You feel like when you're looking at the flamingo well the new york website And you are clicking for options to make the room a smoking room and you're only gonna Smoke like one cigarette in the room anyway no no you dumb shit some people are going to smoke No matter what room you get air and so you have to do it because otherwise your credit card has the Deposit on it okay that's fair so it's better to just get it the first thing rustle okay plus When you wake up you're smoking in the shower you know you've got a good day ahead of you It's tough to do okay it's like eating it it's like eating in the shower you kind of have to Face away and like kind of hide the water from eating your food you know how it goes that's good

[45:00]That's good so yeah the only other thing i got is that menards has absolutely screwed Some of his loyal their loyal followers so you guys know what happened huge blow-up fan Right huge blow-up fan hello i think we had 16 out this year and that's because we had 13 and Then grandpa al the cords go bad they like they're pretty cheap so they wear away with I don't know because of the water or something or i'm not storing them right or something like that I got a new storing technique we can talk about that after we come back from vegas but So grandpa al fixed three of them including the poop emoji so that was prominently displayed Right out front this year the poop emoji but so one of the greatest days of the year Is either the 26 to the 27th couple days after christmas right you go down and you go get The 50 off blow-ups for the next year right and then you totally forget what you bought

[46:00]And you come back and about november 1st and then you figure out what you got so This year hyped it up mm- we're gonna go on the 26th it's an event it's all the boys It's an event we went got donuts we got the good donuts not the shitty square donuts we got The donuts melon got some cantaloupe i got my coffee it was all good med did you a little cheese Melon cheese i don't think we did because it wasn't before school you know there's a difference Between going to get donuts on that like before school or just on a random okay i'm just on the Random you know on the weekend so this was a weekend one because it was during and so i go And all pumped up ready to go let's go figure out what we're gonna buy boys kind of a thing And i go in the aisle is half empty you know it's usually pretty darn full and i'm like what the Hell minards started their 50 off sale on december 21st oh so they've started doing the 50 off sale When people want the blow-ups when they still want them and do you think they would let people

[47:00]Know that no they started doing it so the tradition is blown minards is completely Fucking over all there get old guys who was more you were your kids who was more disappointed You it was pretty much me it was me man is in there terrible like Fuck this shit fuck minards but all the trees are down all of the displays are down you know Everything on the 26th you know because they've already started taking it down on the 21st so Was the stuff still half off and it was just half it was half off but it was like mostly Gone so it was all the bad there was like one or two you know onesy twosies here in there they had one Good sale and one thing stuff like that so shit but i have decided that next year that's going To be the big year we're going to start ramping down from there because kids get a little older Stuff like that so i don't know it's good i think next year is when you lean in harder matt Yeah i've tried one last i've tried one last ride man that's hurrah one last ride one last Ride you just go crazy with inflatables that's i then i'm going to give them all to somebody

[48:00]Who's got younger kids they can be the blow up house it'll be good there you go yeah so screw Minards i'm still going to go there most weekends because i do like minards but i can't believe They screwed over their you know what i'll say about minards i do have a comment i was picking Up a bunch of i don't go to minards often but i went a couple times in the last few weeks to get Some stuff there is an incredible amount of food at minards i've never purchased food at a grocery Like you can get eggs there you can get milk there yeah really so i'm not judging the price Of eggs lately but who's the who where's the world of people that are like doing their grocery Shopping at minards it's gotta be a big there's gotta be a lot large amount of people because There was a lot of food in there i could tell you it's here man up in north dakota so when We're up there fredder cabin yeah you know there's a lot of people that do the entire Shopping it's one day yeah you know because they come in from a half hour 45 minutes away so

[49:00]Things like that or they'll just you know they'll get there's you know usually you got like a big Log of summer sausage great spot to buy summer sauce yeah huge log big minards if you want You can get a two pound bag of peanuts there great spot to get peanuts you know things but It's not but it's not all i get you man like of the world of like it's almost like the Costco like the bargain stuff but that's not what it is they've got like full almost full grocery there Yeah it's getting close that's awesome jack's pizzas if you want to i mean game on i used to I used to think they sell jack's pizzas there i used to buy some jack's pizzas here and there Brussell can you name three fresh fruits that they sell at minards I don't know is it like three at all it's all box it's all it's all it's all like Candy right i mean it's not like fresh produce but no it's more than just candy rob it's not they Have it's not a real candy there is real food there if you want like you know like the instant

[50:00]Aggroten potatoes or stuff like you know some of that right stuff they have great don't Want that actually i do not want that you know what for aggroten potatoes i'm willing to wait I'll just say that right now i'm good yeah rob i did hear somebody some of the Shit you pick up at the way and read your you would eat those that are in there no Not any oh well okay i did buy something that was freeze okay so recently i was there And i was having a bad day so i was like you know what there's this bag of sour candy I'm gonna buy it i want to see what it is no it's it was freeze dried gummies no it tasted Terrible you put it in your mouth it just dissolved it wasn't even that sour yeah the bag Was seven dollars and i did not realize it until it was at the register The guy bringing it up is seven dollars and fifty cents and i was like what the fuck i just spent Seven dollars and fifty cents on candy and then i ate it it was terrible and it was one of those Bags where there's like you could tell there's like five things in it i was like god damn it i

[51:00]Got scammed again at the way and read candy rob have you ever had like a checkout person scan Something and say hey this is like 12 bucks are you sure you want this have you ever had Someone say this is too much or don't like a dealer in vegas where they look at you twice like are you Sure you want to double like a hard 12 if you think i'm not wearing my noise canceling headphones For all those transactions you are totally wrong but what they do ask me all the time is do you Want to beg for that and my answer 100 of the time is absolutely not i am packing like sodas Into my pockets i know you're not paying the five cents yeah i rustle the dwayne reed is in my building I literally live in the same building as the dwayne reed i am walking half a block i can carry two Things of cereal and some queso and some chips okay i can carry that all i'm fine if you watch me Before the dwayne reed you'd be able to tell what my family's having for dinner tonight that's The exact stuff that sam and r it's right there okay so things like that

[52:00]Rob rolling going how's it going to you cyber security tick tock maybe shutting down Okay if it does you know whose life is that going to affect on this podcast We'll affect ours for the better because we can quit telling rob we don't have tick tock When he sends us i have now taken to screen recording tick tocks and sending them to Erin as i did the other day yes videos because i know nobody's gonna watch them yeah okay and i did Watch them thank you yeah it was a good one but i want to show you guys real quick what the Back did a better tick tock is up to in case it gets shut down i think we should take a Little screenshot real quick now the public rustle okay cyber security the public cannot See this i have made sure i have triple check that you cannot see the likes and you cannot See the bookmarks okay but i can oh erin's kid is up this is the worst time for you're going to be up

[53:00]Erin you could not pick a worse time to be up for what i'm going to show you but he can't see you Anyway all right i'll be back guys now listen let's just look at my liked real quick let's Just go through this very quickly okay if you look at my liked you can tell it's a lot of rest Actually erin should be here for this it's a lot of recipes we try to explain it there's There's like a lady typing some sort of your guy talking in a microphone some gross crack pot Bro yeah oh my god yes and then we get to you can tell what sometimes when i'm looking at Now we've got a very ripped impressively sculpted women weight lifters it appears And then for a while i was on a darts kick where i was just watching darts games A 180 but then it's mostly because your likes when you click things it kind of Makes more things like that what is the one in the middle right now But i don't know she's just trying to address what's weird about that Doing here's the problem oh this is rustle i mean this is all

[54:00]Rob this is not the big this is our tick tock yeah of course i would never use mine Oh my god this is here's the thing for the people that are listening it's it's There's about one out of every six is some sort of food thing occasional sports thing but 90% of Them is just big busty women well i told you for a while it was just this one oh my god what are You what is the massage what did the hell we need to turn this off anyway i feel gross Here's the thing well just wait for this it turns out ces was going on consumer electronic Show it's happening in vegas right now and something caught my eye and i just want to do this now I'm having to sleep over my kids are having to sleep over the friends so i can't so i need you Guys to explain this let's watch this video real quick a million views so can you explain What we're looking at here rustle it looks like there's like a god damn i don't even know How you would really describe it it's like a metal holder that's holding it almost

[55:00]Looks like a Guinness can and the Guinness can is pumping up and down in some sort of sexual Manner this is the solace pro it's an ai powered remote control male masturbator and it is not waterproof But it feels like a mistake right there i'm gonna tell you right now it should be waterproof don't You think now rustle look at this water resistant usbc charging rustle there's 14 hours of battery Life 14 hours you could start right now and get done at 4 p.m tomorrow day one it's like we Got to put this in the hot tub first yeah oh yeah that would be the first place But we need air and back matt tell braby's yeah i don't even know what we're looking at here rustle The last read the last line what's the last stat on here 300 per minute thrust so it's like The people that i can't see this it's like watching a a Guinness can go up 300 times up and down In a minute wait there's more so don't take it in the hot tub with you the top is made of

[56:00]Silicon and as you can see there's a hole that's so now the top did that didn't that seem too small Five it with all these things that the top part always seems too small let's keep watching you can Guess oh no we're not watching her fingers in there no we're done but you got it no no wait This is why we're getting rid of this in this country rob non adult content because we are in a Public space and you can see how it rustle not only this will sync up to videos And it will move at the speed that things in the video are moving how much do you think this Would cost the correct answer is it's $200 that's not even that expensive that seems pretty cheap That does seem pretty cheap $200 like that's like rustle that's like a dinner so did you order it Yet right that's let's get to the i don't think it's you order it's not for sale yet what's it Part of the problem though rob is if you order something cheap it's like hey i've got a great Car for you i'm going to sell it to you for a thousand dollars you're not driving that car Rustle tires for your car man right second from the most expensive go to the expense

[57:00]Most expensive go down on level and that's you never buy the cheapest tires for your car that's Dangerous nope whatever rob what you want to see can't buy the cheapest version Listen we are talking about ray of light by madonna an album that honestly i think most of us Are shocked is on this list right because this is 1998 madonna this is like madonna That i don't think we even think about yet when you i think of this song i think of the Song ray of light all it's one of her it's one of her top three songs really i mean i guess after You know after kind of her 80s stuff right but yeah for the most part her second half of Her career it's her top three song that she's got listen it's a it's a it's a it's we had some negative Text about this album i'm just going to get that off and out into the open right now right this is Not from me i don't read your guys texts anymore i just show up for the podcast not for me this is

[58:00]A how do you know what time to show up to look at about 10 o'clock every night This is coming out you got to understand what's going on with madonna at this time madonna This is post 1992 madonna's come out with the album erotica and the sex book there's a huge Backlash against madonna from the conservative americans right it's devastating to her personal Life it was so bad that tupac was dating madonna and didn't want to admit to it publicly like That's how he did he thought it would harm his image okay 1994 she comes out with bedtime stories With the song secret on it she gets her voice juiced up for evita in 1996 don't cry for me argentina You know it rustle but she trains her voice she says if i'm going to be in evita i got to Get my voice pumping yeah well you said let's just talk about it you say get juiced up that makes it Sound like they did something like manufactured or something she like took voice lessons and like Actively worked on her voice for a few years so it's this big change and then in 96 after evita

[59:00]Comes out she gives birth to her first kid okay and this is a tremendous event for madonna Part of is that she didn't know her mom when she was growing up so her kid is like it changes Her whole life at the same time she's getting into cabala she's getting into yoga which now 2025 holy normal back in 1996 nobody was doing that stuff there was no eat pray love there was no Yoga going on when we heard madonna was into cabala and all this east religious stuff was like well That's kind of strange that's kind of that's kind of different she goes back in starts wants To make an album who did she find babyface she says i want to make some songs they work Together on some songs she goes i hate it it seems like my old stuff i don't want to do this i want To do something new this is that period of time with an artist says i want to do brand new stuff We're going to change it up so she finds this british guy named william orbit who had been doing Remixes of some of her songs he sends her a 13 track demo it's mostly just back beats it's

[1:00:00]Mostly techno stuff that she feels inspired by she starts writing lyrics to it and all Of a sudden you have madonna's voice and not madonna's old voice madonna's new powerful evita Voice over what really is and i'm not an electronic music expert i don't think any of us are Right but it's not techno it's not what they're saying this is is euro dance trip hop an ambient Which at the time you've got fat boy slim was coming out at the time pretty big but at the Time nobody was doing really down tempo electronic music and to hear it from somebody as powerful As madonna i mean this is the one this is probably the biggest female star in the world at the time Okay it's it's a totally revolutionary thing in music very different from her stuff in the 80s this album is massive it's nominated for six grammy's she wins four the biggest one being Best pop album she basically look at what happens after this album this is released early 1998

[1:01:00]Share comes out with life after love later in 1998 it starts this whole kind of techno thing that we Kind of take for granted now because it's such a huge part of music but back then electronica was Kind of like for prod it was prodigy and fat boy slim like kind of these bands that weren't as big I mean certainly not as big as madonna so it's this huge revolution matt were you going to Say something i was just going to say like i think of the first kind of song that i heard That i absolutely fell in love with was intergalactic by intergalactic planetarium that came out in 1998 So came out after you know things like that exactly so this is i mean this is really that's That step this album comes out it peaks at number two like so many of her albums and That's going to lead me tonight's list i've got a list of madonna albums that got all The way up to number two and the albums that kept them away from number one Yeah i guess we'll skip my list on the best songs that use the word zephyr it was 122 long

[1:02:00]Yeah burst up starting with the buddy holly zephyr yeah hey everybody i love eating charleston Choosing riding on the zephyr all right yeah i'm gonna get married tonight because i just met a zephyr Yeah road island either road or an island but she's a zephyr madonna cannot be overstated With a juggernaut she is she's the best selling female artist ever she's got the most consecutive Number one singles ever remember we talked about this every single she released from 83 she's best Bigger selling than taylor swift at this point yes i bet so matt i don't know bigger Hey matt can you look that up let's look it up i gotta admit some of the websites i was looking At was a little bit older russle she's got 46 number one singles 46 it's gonna tell me to shut the Fuck up now i'm not going to say that this would be so rude she's got seven grammy's okay it

[1:03:00]Sounds like russle's dating life she is absolutely the hot dance club play singles chart she's Got 46 number one singles on that she was nominated for 68 mtv music awards she's got The highest selling tour if 2001 2004 2006 2012 i am pointing out that she was huge she has the Top grossing tour of all time in 2008 not connie taylor swift russ tour she has even russle she Has an award for most costume changes in a film 85 outfits in avidah don't cry for me argentina But yet five of her albums never got above number two so let's look at those five albums And we know how we're going to do it russle the albums that beat her this would be a list this is Going to be a chronological list of the albums that beat madonna's albums that only peaked at number Two first up the first album from 1990 i'm breathless russle what soundtrack was i'm breathless What movie was that it's a movie soundtrack that madonna did home alone no it is of course

[1:04:00]Dick tracy where she played breathless mohawk and that had the hit song Oh is that the soundtrack you know it i don't know this soundtrack i had no idea this was on the Dick tracy soundtrack yeah you think of this from her macula collection but it came out on this album So however i'm breathless only got up to number two remember how crazy the world was going for Dick tracy at the time by the way in 1992 it was a bizarre movie like it's like a raja rabbit type Movie oh that's right but even more weird it's it's made by somebody who's like way out of touch with This so bizarre why doesn't that album get to number one russle you can't touch this you know it It is mc hammers please hammer don't hurt them we've not had enough ham hammer talk i know Erin's erin's dealing with his son right now here hammers a huge oakland act but hammers of a time Like a hundred percent is anyone bigger than hammer for like a year period a year and a half like

[1:05:00]There's an 18 month period where you could argue he's the biggest musician in the world right russle Do you know how that you can't touch this video starts how's that with a 30 second montage Of every award that mc hammer won of people opening the envelopes and saying mc hammer he's Killing it he's crushing absolutely crushing it and i guess in vegas absolutely russle we're Going to come back so rich we won't even need to do this podcast anymore it's like me pulling Pull tabs last night oh that's just how'd you do man you got you didn't watch the video No oh man that that video was like a tic toc from rob there's no way anyone watch that What happened tell me about it no you could no you said it's all those videos you can you Could watch i will yeah hey matt hey i want to say matt brought up pull tabs i have i want to Say some mobile tips i have the key to pull tabs you save one until you leave that bar You always have a chance to win you put one to the side and it just sits there every time

[1:06:00]You want to open it you let it sit there along wow you do not open that last pull tab until you Walk out of the bar the laid gratification then you walk out it's like what i bought a lottery Ticket in missouri when i was driving through and i won like 50 bucks and then i said i had to cash In missouri and i was like well that's gone i'm not mailing that in i know that for sure i'll just Say this really quick according to a wikipedia page it says the list of best-selling musical Artists and i haven't read to see what that means but madonna is number one two she's five Beatles michael jackson elvis presley elton john then madonna so yeah legit crushing it and Then we go queen led zeppelin rihanna pink flo so then rihanna is up there pink floyd rolling stone so After that's m&m and then we've got mariah carrey and whitney houston who are still technically Above taylor swift but i gotta believe taylor swift's gonna pass by pretty darn soon but Yeah total certified units almost 300 million and madonna is at just over 300 so she'll

[1:07:00]Pass her soon wow you know she's still up there i'm breathless comes out 1990 hits number two Her next album in 1991 a compilation album we've heard on this podcast the immaculate collection 1991 gets all the way up to number two have that one on vinyl well russell do you have the Number one album on vinyl it's a little album called to the extreme we've talked about this One before we've talked about how we didn't know this was called to the extreme rap yep you know what It is vanilla ice is nightly we don't know stop yo i don't know turn off the lights and i'll glow To the extreme i'm rocking mike like a band a lot of sage what jumps like a candle dance Brussel i rap rap rap i sang this at karaoke at my brother's resort Coles resort of a veggie minister to where they do the white swap yep and i destroyed this song and

[1:08:00]There was all the kids the younger people like that were amazed like who is this very handsome gentleman You even knew the third verse because i'm good like the first verse the second verse and when it Gets to the third verse i start questioning what's going on with the song big time murdered it Well that album was at number one but donna was not able to beat it out for the number one Slot then this doesn't surprise me though like if you think about when you were 12 13 years old The two songs you just played were bigger than Madonna songs absolutely a hundred percent That's the thing is that she just had bad timing because now wait till this for brussel All right the album erotica comes out 1992 i talked about it earlier this is her and the Like really leaning into that i'm kind of the bad girl of pop music comes out 92 with The song erotica right which if you remember the video was a bunch of snm stuff everything you Play about Madonna is pretty awesome it gets up to number two the album that beat it is a little

[1:09:00]Album from an artist i can't believe we haven't heard yet it's an album called the chase oh my Garth brooks oh my gosh the fact that we get no garth on 500 that might have to be the one where We need to fill in and we're going off the list for a week because they're in a bad Yet we might get garth brooks or maybe for a live show i mean this is like how is there no Garth on this list it's does he not have good albums besides like the best of i i don't Know better than i do but we talked about this on episode three on joni michael i believe A long time ago that garth was not on this list at all yeah i it's crazy that's 1992 1997 She releases a movie soundtrack okay from a little film called avidah Singer Russell don't cry for me i mean she wails there's no doubt about it yeah you've got to give

[1:10:00]Her props 100 this comes out in 97 the soundtrack goes up number two the album that beats it Is called tragic kingdom by a little man called no doubt this is so good He just hit killer albums in front of her that's the crazy part Then the album we're taking the art listeners the ones that still listen of our age you're taking Them through a tour of their youth right now a hundred percent then we come up to this album Right we're coming up to ray of light 1998 it's a jam no doubt russle it's 1998 It's your senior year of high school it's gotta be it's gotta be we're going to your dad's favorite

[1:11:00]Song wabba donna no it has to be we're gonna feel like a disco ball it's gonna be we're Going to miami from like kdwb right vikings we're going to miami you would think so russle But there was a little bit you might want to call it a phenomenon what could possibly Block that in 1998 let's hear it it's an album from the it's another soundtrack movie soundtrack From the titanic it's the titanic soundtrack with saline dion my heart will go on i'd never Seen this until about a year or two ago and we went inside the theater amazing movie That's crazy russle fantastic russle yes sir you hadn't seen titanic until last year yeah never Seen it till about a year ago the fucking boat went down imagine that wow story checks out Now russle let me ask you when you show this movie did you have kids that were too young to Be watching it and they immediately started crying i mean not surprised i i was around

[1:12:00]Family when we were talking about this movie what's my niece and we were talking about they'd Seen it too and they're younger and there was some chuckling about what whatever was going on in the Car during the park car on the titanic speaking of the park car scene don't you think This is another bra fumbler song this is a major bra fumbling song i think like i could just Picture myself really fumbling with a bra listen to this song did you ask why rose didn't let him Get just a little piece of that door to sit on why she just took the whole door for herself And didn't let him come try to float on top of it did you ask that well she had some she had Had some computer issues and so she was mad and so he said i'm gonna see what's over here real Quick man one thing i did not ask the officers remain today i'm going to show you a picture Quick we went out to a cool steakhouse tonight and we got steak and we got crab legs man I'm going to put it up here you probably can't see it crab legs never heard of crab legs that's

[1:13:00]Favorite thing to eat and so we got a steak and crab legs we were splitting them but i was like I'm not really in a crab legs i know matt you love them rob you're all in we do in vegas it's just Not my thing yeah so we got him and i kind of thought at some point the upstairs roommate Would give me like a chunk of the steak because she knew she was going to eat all the crab Legs and i wasn't there was no offer of other the other part of the steak Oh rossin should there have been an offer rob or not oh a hundred percent yeah if you've got two i You've got to be able to split the food especially two expensive proteins like that you got to give a Little taste just a little tasty taste come on should we just stop asking you to the all you Can eat buffet then because of that or do you mind us just checking in with You if you should if you want to go no i like because you enjoy it man i like supporting That you're enjoying some i do struggle like with having crab legs outside of vegas because It never lives up to that no i look forward so much to go ahead all you can Eat crab legs i thought that so much tonight we're at murray's in minneapolis very cool spot i would

[1:14:00]Highly recommend ryan from woodbury next time you're going to take your lovely bride out And you're not going to go to baseball card bar you should go to murray's in minneapolis is Super good but when you get i've seen matt and rob and joe from woodbury eat like between 30 to 40 crab legs a piece but when you go into like a fancy restaurant and you get Two crab legs it it's not the same thing no no i mean we're killing a lot of money for Two crab legs in normal world right because if you think about it when matt and i are pounded Down 40 crab legs that's only four crabs oh we killed four crabs who cares you know i mean They're crabs i would kill them all anyway they live they're they scare the hell out of me Rams on the beach are so scary russle your list you connect beck so whatever we're talking about Oh of course you're getting it full circle we call the course i typed in beck madonna and you

[1:15:00]Know what came up let's hear it this piece of art is it mongolian chop squad No this piece of art by urns beck oh okay which is for sale it was sold for 650 dollars it looks It looks like a bronze impressionist artwork yeah 100 it is a bronze relief of madonna in the Streets okay amazing this is one of the top sculptures we've talked about on the show in Fact i would say this is number one so russle in terms of things being number one about madonna Who did it better is this the rating system and the guy's name is urns beck i just want To remind you oh beck did it better no i'm just going to remind you again the guy's name is urns Urns beck did it better and you know what he said when he made this russle i'm urns beck and i did it Better he said you know what i mean verne oh wait that was urnis beck was another

[1:16:00]I'm a loser verne there's no there's no way sharp knows what the hell you're talking about You're talking about urnis goes oh guys when i do a live show and i do a 10 minute extended rift on Urnis goes to jail where he becomes electrified and shoots people with his lightning that's Going to crush is verne i'm not like an urnis guy is verne a real person or what's verne i'm not An urnis guy russle that's crazy verne is a character he talks to constantly but has never Shown okay so you know what i mean verne i'm going to bring this up well we can cut this Out while erin will it'll cut it down till erin can give back to the rating system i i don't Think i don't we talked about this matt i saw wicked yep i thought it was an a plus Yeah i thought it was so good it was as good of a movie as i've seen in a theater in a long time I was loving every bit of it some of it got a little bit hey a little long But it was an a plus i was around a gentleman who said there was too much singing too much dancing

[1:17:00]Too many feelings in this movie i disagreed with the whole point of that's the whole point of It was so good i think it's an a plus what have you ever seen have you seen the play i've never Seen the musical so i've never been to broadway i've never seen it but i thought it was an a Plus yeah it was surprising that the golden globes it only won like one or two awards to Me and there's a lot of good movies and stuff anyone who's saying there's if there's a something Better than that please check themselves right i just don't get it it was so well done what other Podcast is going to tell you that number one we haven't talked about enough mc hammer and number Two you gotta go see wicked the theaters okay have you guys seen the bob dillon one yet or Not yet no i'm waiting i might i thought about maybe going to see that in vegas is like a I need a break i'm gonna go see i heard of rob making me gamble on sports

[1:18:00]Guys i'm not the person who makes anybody do anything i just go along you don't make people gamble But you do mock you we we watch football and when you see people walking around you get annoyed That people are not watching when it's a fucking playoff game and you're in vegas and you're out Playing like the first round of the playoffs none of these teams are going to make the super Bowl it's it's kind of a yeah where it's a little bit overboard we're there for the second round now Let's get into ray of light the album the first song ground world is number one yeah oh man i'm Sorry man okay we got i'm checking out i'll see you guys this i'm telling you give me a call You give me a call when we get to the role i know you guys i know electronic albums don't do well On the show but i'll tell you oh no no no i i could listen to some house music i love Electronic this is like watered down pop crap to me like i just cannot this and i'm trying to figure Out i'm trying to figure out if it's because it's early you know like we've had 25 27 years since

[1:19:00]That if that's what it is but like some of these little beats and little bubbles and it's just Drives me bonkers i cannot take this thing fair enough oh erin like over drums what's what's All the drums in this song yeah that is bad that's your right great erin we're all the way up to track One oh you did it stop this is the ultimate stall this is swim oh i i didn't pick any I didn't even comment on the drum machines i i didn't even heard thought about the drums Man just brought him up and he's right because he's not enjoying it i mean it feels a little Paint by numbers right it feels like yeah that's a good way to say it i'm i'm telling you guys I put on my headphones today i biked through new york listened to this album and it felt like I was flying like it's not something you can sit and listen to but if you got this on in the

[1:20:00]Background it's a vibe i think it's like i'm not a big mobi guy i'm not a big mobi guy hello I'll put mobi on big move way ahead of this album any pick any mobi put on i'm not a big mobi I'll be ish me all no thanks this song wasn't involved in this album was he technically this Would be the best mobi podcast out there that's true like what is this in the background this Like guitar vibration thing like it's it's oh it's too much like thank you much ray of light It's all the way you guys are frustrating rob play the whole song might as well Just play the whole song i'm not trying to jam i'm not trying to shit on it this open error this Opening is really nice and the thing is is that i i know that i knew that this was Going to be one that we didn't care for as much this song is is absolute banger i knew this

[1:21:00]Album we weren't going to care for this album and you guys know i i do fight you when You don't like albums i did on the b52s and i don't know why i do enjoy this one it's not fun Like the b52s it's not silly and i got to admit when i watched the videos i was kind of like What do you consider is this techno i don't know i mean right i forget didn't we watch the The video explanations of all the different kinds of dance music your old pop is what a lot of People are saying we're trance the songs are different you know and the thing is that's part Of it though russell is that it's this is a killer it's high tempo when she does the electronic Stuff with a lower tempo it's a little harder to rap this is way before the 300 measures per Minute or whatever oh my god erin i gotta show you that there we go no no sorry i got Something cool to show you i think what's hard now is that i mean fiance did a similar thing but

[1:22:00]When she did renaissance right but i think renaissance is better but you know it was a Massive pop star bringing elements of dance music to the four of pop music and So our point are we we're burying the lead this has to be rob's dad's favorite song right Say it again erin why or say it again man why is it my dad's favorite song Because the lyrics it says and i feel like a disco ball and i feel i mean i always thought she said I feel like i just got home i should man i've i've not been hearing these lyrics correctly have you Not heard garen listen to the first words of this song and maybe you should get a better Speaker for that record player so yeah because i think maybe you're losing two minutes to audio On that bluetooth speaker here's here's russell's safe word listen to zeffa right here There it is like that yeah i never knew that's what she was saying Andy gets a okay go ahead andy perfume girl i'll tell you what guys

[1:23:00]I've got a 16 year old and a 14 year old in the house 80 of their christmas gifts were lip stuff and you might say to yourself oh lip gloss Lipstick oh no there's like lip oils there's like lip balms they got a lip mask It's all lip stuff oh and i was like why is there so much lip stuff and my wife turns to me and goes They're gonna kiss somebody oh and i was like oh i mean what else and then i thought to myself I have never once put stuff on my lips i bet when i kiss people it feels like kissing a cheese Grater people you know what i mean it's gonna be terrible look at this This is my favorite bit oh rob is giving the full front of lips yeah You see that mustache look at that is a mustache in your face a lot of lips mustache Right up in the camera oh it's one of my favorite let me clear off a place for you guys to sit Now rob's wiping his face it's terrible skin what are you guys

[1:24:00]What are you guys doing for your skin right now oh jeez i my skin is a little bit of lotion A little bit of face lotion that's about it i'm kind of anti lotions lip balms all these things Because i think once you start doing that stuff you have to have it all the time i have Said that about chapstick yeah i can't do that stuff because i'm worried the moment i do it i'm Like i i can't just live a normal life anymore i need that would need it all that stuff I can't do more about doing it raw i hate to be in the winter rustle i have to put A little bit of lotion man i only do like the chapstick when i get it bad there's a there's a Couple days where you're outside too many days and it's not preventative it's it's a Man let me put a little lotion on my face oh yeah i hate to even bring this up but i i get

[1:25:00]Cracked heels and so i find lately now that i got oh my god erin go put your kid to bed i what are We talking about i can do something on my heels after i show we're talking about guys but i found That wearing socks actually just helps just i swear socks more i mind that wearing socks helps Wait a second i just wear socks more often now i don't just like erin what percent of your Days do you not put on socks it was like 80 percent okay goodbye Right rob walked away he left he walked away it's heavy enough i mean yeah i went i used to go in this Color from rob though who rob like wears crocs on a like i would say 90 basis i used to go many days With no socks but it's rough on your feet man so i find that like i get like take a shower You know a little bit of aquaphor i put the socks on it starts to really help You ever get somebody else in the house to help put on a little lotion absolutely not no Sir i wouldn't that wouldn't subject anyone to that no let me ask you this to be fair rob erin

[1:26:00]I've seen i was a college roommate of one point also knows i think we've discussed his feet before Yep they're not i know he may have a fetish and it ain't his own i got a new treatment for that Though i've been waiting to bust this out because i don't know for sure if it's going to work But things are looking up oh what was that glycogen or what were you Using on those nails at some point you were you told us some others years ago i took lamacil i took a More oral medication but that's too harsh no my liver is too important what that's what i'm saying Erin well and i go to jujitsu where i see people oh wow like their toes and they see my toes Guys the other day i reached for guys heel to do a grab on them and it was just bloody And i was like yeah i'll pass on this grab i'm gonna grab somewhere else i'll be fine Erin now let me ask you this have you ever had this is just theoretical have you ever had Somebody at your house take a strip of like Kleenex or tissue paper and then rub it in between

[1:27:00]Your toes like they're at a lumberjack competition what no no i've not okay either by let's get Back into the music nothing really matters it really matters by metallica nothing great This is the fifth single off his album and she's saying that the only thing that matters In life is loving people the Beatles already said am i crazy like we're we're 98 graduates Do you guys remember this when we were in high school yeah ray of light absolutely ray of light Ray of light's the only one and then frozen and like three songs i remember the two ray of light And frozen russell watch the ray of light video that brings back like i had a flood of I think it brought it back to you big time yeah i remember sorry but it was Like a big deal because she hadn't put out a record for a while right or felt i don't know Something about a felican event no erin you don't get to do that you don't get to come in after the Album what after my no stop on all the shit that he did talk about okay erin we have spent time this

[1:28:00]Episode talking about dick tracy yeah you missed out she was voluptuous in that One that was voluptuous that's not what we talked about it was like i think you were here and i Feel like you would have made the list a lot better if you were here if you think she was Voluptuous you should look at rob's tick tock oh you know what we'll do that after the Show i got some cool stuff to show you sky fits heaven now i i read on wikipedia that this song Borrows two lines from a poem called what's fits by a guy named max black now it turns out that max Black wrote this poem or a gap ad 1992 and i was like what can you write a poem for a gap ad That seems crazy and then she put it into the song so not only did he write think about how much Money this guy has as he writes a poem for gap and then madonna uses it in the song and he gets Writing credit on the song oh yeah count it this song matt this is a ashtanga opening prayer

[1:29:00]Which is used during himalayan or as i say amalian yoga classes okay she learned how to pronounce The sanskrit verbatim even one moment ever did is is in the duck tails game duck tails himalaya's I think duck tails nintendo game you can play the himalaya's one year the duck tails nintendo game I did not remember that it's incredibly hard it's an incredibly hard game pretty hard but i think Himalaya's is one of the challenges it's also my own range that's my dearest just let you know Very good thanks for ruining my bits oh sorry rob keep going you could keep talking about that but When i see my wife with the top off it's more like her meleas no you know what i'm stand by that Says legit five lines of words on this and that's five too many but i think his point

[1:30:00]Is like she recorded it turned it into the record company and they're like you're not even saying It right so then they had to rerecord it and they hired somebody to come in and teach her how to Say is it sanskrit is that a is that am i saying that right you know that's a bummer she they had To bring in like a you know somebody to help poach her along and i'd actually say she's like a serial Poser right you guys disrespect this is the first single frozen okay now i wrote in the Notes here up to bummer two x the song talks i don't know why i put that i mean the tough Thing with this one is you put this in a Spotify and you're pulling up a disney song right yeah it's Just gonna it's got it got wallops yeah by a bit a song with a better name right dina menzel Adele does he it's a great song though right this is the number two hit on the thing right this Sounds more like older madonna this sounds like more like erotica madonna yeah but this is

[1:31:00]Not such a departure she's talking here about a cold and emotionless person i got asked by somebody A female friend of mine could be anybody okay i got to ask if i feel like i'm somebody who talks About my feelings do you pay her to like do housekeeping work oh god guys i'll tell you what I did the lift my feet while i was playing video games so the cold could clean again and i thought You said really i told her i said well you know when i do this i lift my feet i always tell The guys of the podcast she tells buddy we're having a good time you get so i i got to Ask if i'm a guy who talks about my feelings and i said yeah of course i can't keep anything And i talk about anything i'm thinking about at any time do you guys feel like You're men that talk about your feelings no i'm not i thought i i don't know i thought i was But i've i've also recently received some feedback that maybe i'm not a person who talks about my Feelings did erin did it have anything to do with cyber security it did not have anything

[1:32:00]To do with cyber security no okay that's fine i just thought i would ask i feel like you Shouldn't fall for these scams online all the time you should hang that phone up all right the power Of goodbye i feel like rob is making us continue to do this quest we have to this is about leaving Relationships i was bad at leaving relationships really what was the worst part what was the worst One you ever left i would go back and try to have sex with him how many relationships Did you leave rob over the years what are you talking you're like over under one and a half Yeah i would say over not much not by much But i'll never forget like if i would break up with somebody immediately a call would go out to Every girl i knew in high school everybody i dated all the girls i love and i'll never forget I had an ex-girlfriend of mine actually come visit me at the cabinet league zombrough not

[1:33:00]The cabin way up north there's a cabin that was closer to home you had two cabins one you'd bring Like a a full girlfriend to and when you bring the real girlfriend right the deal was i brought This girl up to the cabin after i'd broken up and i was like okay this ex-girlfriend And you know what we did you know what i decided to do when she got out there just her and i Had the cabin on like a saturday night can you believe this out are we decided to have sex with Her god erin oh in fact quite the opposite we watched the movie dune and not the new one That has the guy from quantum leap in it we talked about quantum leap recently to have and not to hold What was the story you were telling rob what were we getting at you instead of having sex Oh Now you can watch dune too i feel like this album could have been a song this could have been Eight tracks that didn't need 13 or whatever however it's i'll say this it's an hour long album

[1:34:00]Should be illegal she should be a war crime 42 minutes perfect if you can't if you can't get Your album across in 42 minutes we're good you don't need an hour and 12 new songs are Kind of portis heady or maybe an hour 48 to talk about i think some of these songs sound like port His head to me i just it just feels like she's like you know synthesizing it's like similar again to Me than what Beyonce does like well i'm gonna grab some here and there and but i'm madonna so i can Do what i want we have recently found out we are not the number one portis had we are not the Number one portis had podcast okay we have gotten that feedback all right it i what was the word Drivel i think that was the word that people eat it's a bummer to hear little star I'm just not sure some of these tracks are her voice is so sort of naked and prominent you're

[1:35:00]Like well this is what made her a star you know now erin i was gonna say something but you were out Is that she was training for avida during before cry for me argentina i tried i really Tried to like that movie i was like yeah i like it it's i'm in and i've never watched this i saw it In the theater first of all the soundtrack only got up to number two okay second of all she said That after this she didn't have the vibrato that she had before and i didn't want to bring it up Then but now you're here what was the vibrato that she had in the 80s that she's now what is Vibrato mean erin it's don't don't don't talk about c batteries it's i mean it's exactly What it sounds like it's that your voice sort of you know has a tremor around the center of The pitch or it has a little bit of a vibration or a wobble around the center of the pitch and It can be wider smaller or faster or slower any every singer has some kind of a vibrato Russell matt do you guys understand or do you need to make maybe an example

[1:36:00]Well i i mean i understand because i knew it's called the vibrato not vibrato so okay i got it My vibrato sounds like this While you're in it why do you just call it musher raiment but actually i mean russell knows you Know russell knows overtone singing and overtone singing starts with singing with a straight tone I don't know how i love it i mean i don't know what how what she's saying How training for a video would have changed that for her but I swear the same guy who made different vibrator speeds also made car alarms you know what i mean How many speeds you need rob you need one i apparently have the 300 i mean we've seen the Picture of that thing it's got to have 12 to 15 speeds that reminds me i gotta show you something At the end of this okay great can't wait okay i'll give you i'm just gonna say something Right now 14 hours battery life erin you've never heard you've never heard of this mom as hard as

[1:37:00]My rolling going again i'm so sorry when you were gone my rolling going fell so flat it was crazy I've been thinking about this rolling going all week i know i'm sorry about the timing and then Yeah erin don't make him bring it back i'm gonna erin wants to see it mergerl now madonna Claims to have invented the phrase mergerl and she said that this song is about her desire to Have sex with a cryptid now i thought that was strange that's she we should have her on this Podcast yeah wow that's so strange her man dad let's get to the rating system this is Too much what a bummer of a way to know how to just a disaster all right let's get in the Rating system it's popular it's panded buddy it's going at 300 things per minute very popular

[1:38:00]Rating system oh yeah erin you can hook this thing up to a video and it will move at the Speed of things in the video move what did and you bought one i could buy what i could afford it Okay for you or for her both i mean i'm sorry it's not for her it's for me and there's no c batteries It's a usb c charging station so i could just plug in my phone plug this in i i just i don't need Any more you know what i wouldn't have to bring any more chords to vegas but you guys wouldn't See me all right listen let's get into the rating system can we clarify are we doing a live Recording in vegas no i know you guys wouldn't see me but you would usb there's a ton of basketball Lucky that is like there's no sportsman isn't there a ton of basketball i hope there is and hockey Oh yeah teal with us play at 10 30 oh thank god i think the wild play at one let's go let's go

[1:39:00]We might need to and then the national championship games at like 430 yeah i might be about For passing you next episode you hear for me my voice will not sound like this no okay go back and Listen to every episode of back to the weather it's come out like january 25th and i've always I sound like a grandma listen this was madonna ray of light dirty granny rub No russle heard of us russle you said you had four minutes left and you just brought that up Well he's gonna be strong you'd be strong hello pull a job and just get off Hey russle this is me and this dirty granny oh dirty granny how you been late recently it's Been a while so we chatted with you my kids haven't slept over i forgot about that this is dirty

[1:40:00]can't quit russle you know what my favorite song was what's that dirty on this album what's that russle my favorite song is the same thing i see when i'm doing a 69 it's a little star gotta go russle gotta go you asked for this doctor leader dirty thanks for coming by dirty granny oh no dirty is my mom's name call me granny actually my mom's name is dirty great granny actually it's great dirty granny dr leader dirty it seems like you're kind of forcing me off this call russle i thought we were going to talk about some stuff we can give a chat about whatever you want granny have you seen this new thing at ces i'll tell you about it it's great 300 strokes a minute use bc charge it's not now erie here's the thing it's not waterproof but it's water resistant all right listen ray of light madonna 1998 the number two album did not get a no no night nice save

[1:41:00]love save and if you here's the deal save the episode you know what we should do is we should do for next week we should just do like an episode i should just do it you guys gotta stop saying that nobody wants to hear that is listening they paused it they're not doing the same thing we are i should listen to the part that erin missed while he was gone he and i just do an episode where we do the part and then he comments during it and that's our episode next week oh there we go msd 3k all right we'll do that tomorrow morning guys great now sounds good how long can you it doesn't take long to loop that dog bark right just do an hour and a half a dog barking that episode if we just did the dog bark in two weeks that would be ball or rub i don't know i want to try that airplane noise again people kind of i don't think people like that as much as they should here's the deal madonna's ray of light is it listen perfectly at remember we're the 222 okay is this perfectly at 222 all right we're a

[1:42:00]half year away from halfway through the episode halfway through the podcast is it perfect that would be a rolling well toned if this should have been lower 111 000 this got rolling bone it should have been down on the list okay or is this a rolling groan okay and guess what guys new sound effect alert okay it's a rolling is this a rolling groan you didn't know that's correct anywhere you didn't wait gross or groan on that episode do and i tried to cut it i couldn't listen to it is too much is this a rolling groan it should be higher up on the list it's not stopping you found your episode for next week here we go

[1:43:00]oh i'm just going to watch the madonna ray of light video real quick well now we know what it'd be like if we were all jerking each other oh so here's the deal all right erin i don't have a groan sound club of you erin do you want to add a groan right now i think i'm good not good how about like a no i'm not gonna turn off the i'm not turning off the zoom till you groan rob officially i'm officially i'm not gonna groan i'm not gonna groan for you robby you want me to grow i'm not gonna do it what do you think erin rolling well toned rolling border rolling groan erin please we have to finish this episode i think we've said it it's i don't like to say bad things about madonna but i don't quite understand why this one's on the list there must have been another solo album of hers that we could have done instead some have to say rolling groan matt rolling well toned rolling bone or rolling i think that this

[1:44:00]album probably had a lot of accolades when it came out but it just does not hold up at all 236 we're gonna hear daft punk discovery oh which just kicks i am the fire starters i am the fire starter that's so i don't think that's that's fucked up that you would say that look at erin laugh erin is fucking laughing his ass off look at that shit that's so i i don't listen man i'm so sorry to interrupt but you know daft punk is using something that goes 300 times a minute they're robots it's like trying to figure out what my electric can go back yeah i've been trying to figure out my new 214 wildflowers kind of a thing you know and i think i'm putting it all the way out to 294 we got weezer by weezer at 294 that's my new you know i would

[1:45:00]how this album is ahead of weezer by weezer crazy just no nuts absolutely no and there's and there's 60 albums in between there's a couple bad ones but there's 60 albums in between there that should be ahead of this one let alone there are things that are below it so i don't know why this is even on the list at this point i'm sure it was very influential for me it just does absolutely nothing outside of the song ray of light banger of a song but this album is man it drags at the end and i just don't get it so rolling but rolling groaned did i do erin did i do you too okay i haven't done it unfortunately you but you didn't do rustle oh rustle i'm sorry rolling well-toned rolling boner rolling roll i open that up for being a star from the 80s if you would have given me four or five albums from the 80s i wouldn't have argued with a damn one of them but i yes but this is 1998 like this is when we to me this is when we were huge music fans this is graduating from high school matt's junior in high school that i i just don't remember this being that huge i'm sure like

[1:46:00]there were huge songs and there's commercial hits but like i erin if erin's telling his son about music from when he was a kid he's not talking about this album rolling groan unfortunately you guys are incorrect shit this gets a rolling new mom new listen yeah this is another example this is madonna being inspired by having a child it's a whole i mean guys it's four years out from her all of a sudden she had a kid it's it's the album she says it changed my life it's a whole thing and you guys think it's bad actually i'm a sensitive guy that's why i have these wipes i am the fire starter i am the fire starter rustle you remind me of my favorite online system who's that a well now that joke is funny on a lot of levels next week good it's a good joke

[1:47:00]imagine that we have the guy at the live show who took erin's girlfriend at the dance we should have him as a guest on the show he could show up to the live show i'll look for okay come in kiss erin's wife and imagine how many people would laugh at erin can you imagine what that would be like what is going on it's easy if you try next week we've got imagined by john lennon you know what we've talked that's 94 you always talk to 94 if you google best albums are 1998 yeah our senior year of high school might be like a low moment of music yeah no no no these albums are not there's no world beauty it's not a god damn chair look at them up oh you leave did it let's let's go back to 1970 we'll bring up share believe it's a great album do i'm just this is for discussion mezzanine massive attack aquaman i i'll kiss i got that loren hill we've talked we

[1:48:00]gave him credit moves hello nasty b sports neutral milk in the airplane music has the right borders of canada i don't even know most of these and this is our graduating class is neutral milk hotel neutral milk hotel's got to be on this list i bet it is yeah yep in the airplane over the i'll just say for my guess is half our listeners are of the they graduated between 1997 and 1999 yeah they if they just google 1998 best albums you'll be embarrassed by the best albums of your graduating class dark and hell is hot by deal there we go all right it's not good oh oh oh yield by pearl jam my favorite album i thought it was 99 it gets 98 1998 yield by pearl jam is it sure as hell ain't no 94 no definitely not this is the part of the show where we do a joke guys we don't keep talking about the music okay follow the leader by corn

[1:49:00]zephyr right zephyr oh thank god you got us out bro landed the plane landed the zephyr do you think you wash your ball gag after you use it you have to right unless that's your kink is maybe your kink is gonna put one of the rock changers right rob yeah pitchfork says let it keep ringing just let it keep ringing rustle pitchfork says in retrospect 1998 feels like a music year in transition oh that means it's do you look at the google map the albums are not good yeah i did hello oh it's fucking phone what's happening hello hey baby i heard you're having some computer problems baby i heard you called right now right now you're gonna want to go to fever dot com and check it out baby no there's some stuff i like there what no no no just no hang up the phone we gotta hang the phone up we have to hang don't

[1:50:00]tell me what to do baby you always talk to me like this baby okay you can't talk to me like that i've tried to fix my computer baby what type of computer do you use bopper hey wait a minute i can do this i can pull this out you don't want it to crash you yeah oh it's a brilliant end perfect perfection brussell you save that twice at the end good job