Sade: Love Deluxe (1992)

[00:00]We might have to save that little bit, Aaron, we just did, and see if it releases a separate episode. Pervert Corner. Does Aaron know he was part of that comedy bit, or did he think he was the guy sitting in the corner in the dark room at the comedy cellar? I just want to remind you, Aaron. Yeah, he was my crowd. Did not go great. I just want to remind you, Aaron, Pervert Corner was the location. The Pervert Hour was the show. Pervert Corner is what we called our studio. Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah. Okay. And I'll give you a hint. For those of you that didn't hear the bit, because I had to edit it out, it had to do with the option key.

[00:30]So, in 2020, four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums as decided by Rolling Star Magazine. This resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music, excoriated the order, and led us to make this podcast. I'm going to make love to you like the command key. You're like, what? Wow. Crazy loop. We are far from experts. We promise to do almost no research. All opinions are our own, unless you disagree. Please sit back and enjoy. Beck did it better. We are all the way up to album 247, and from 1992...

[01:00]We have Sade with the most expensive option at the Love Car Wash. It's Love Deluxe. Oh. I mean, Russell, you're getting the wax. You're getting the undercoat. I thought it was the Love Ultimate. Wouldn't it be the Love Ultimate? For me, my car wash style, this is like a Matt thing. You know where Matt usually goes like the second from the most expensive tires? I go the second to the cheapest car wash. I don't go the cheapest, but I would never, ever, ever do like the...

[01:30]The two highest car washes. The underbody? Never. You wouldn't do the underbody waxing? You're telling me that guy at Super America is going to do the extra $2 worth to get that underbody? What are we talking about? You're right, Russell. You can't do the cheapest, because you know that's just water. You know what I mean? Like, that shit is just water. I need something. I want a little bit of those brushes. My daughter just took driver's ed. One of the lessons she learned is what are the different things we're in a car wash. I was fascinated. I was listening to it. They're like... That's not something a driver needs to know. They're like...

[02:00]They're like, the wax helps hold in the polish. I was like, damn, I didn't know that's what wax did. I had no idea. Like, literally, it was like, this is the undercoat. This is how you go in a car wash. This is how you go through. I was like, oh, this is actually, like, useful stuff. Okay? All my driver's ed teachers did is trying to find out my home address. All right. He has some problems. All right. So, let's get into it. I'm just going to say this. I told the guys, I texted the guys before we got on. I'm in a bad state right now. You said fragile. Yeah, I'm officially...

[02:30]Are you in the bathroom? Is that why... I am in the bathroom. I am in the cabin. I've been... And listen, I'm just going to say this right away. I love my family. Okay? But we are at the state right now where I walked by my mom holding a speaker that was playing this album, and my mom goes, oh, no. It's like, what? What? What about Sade? This is the least offensive album possible. We just need... We all need some space. No, no, no. Aaron, what are you talking about? This is... If someone... That didn't know... If no one had even heard it, it's probably the most offensive.

[03:02]It implies that Rob is going to be involved in some activities tonight that are... They might give him a hamstring cramp. Okay. Yes. Okay. But that's the sound of it. That's not her fault, man. The lyrics are... These are intensely political lyrics. If you walked into a study at someone's home and it was Rob and his mom sitting there listening to Sade, you'd be like, this is really... This is really messed up.

[03:30]Russell, I'll one-up you. Yeah. Because that would be bad. If I... That would be bad. Hey, you... I had to listen to this album today at the cabin, and one of the only times I could find is while I was taking a shower. So here I am, taking a shower, listening to Sade. I know my family's like, what the fuck is going on in there? What is he doing with this space? Why is he talking... Why is he... Why is he putting on wax? You're making love to this album, and then it's about, like, your mama got laid off, your brother got laid off. Yeah. There's a woman in Somalia.

[04:00]Yeah. She's got no money for shoes. Like, what the fuck? Listen, thinking about my shoes hurting is what I do to last longer. Oh. Listen, I've got... What are we doing now? You know what? Let's just go right to the intro. Now, can I just say this? Can I just say this? Sometime... This is the first parody song I've ever written that made me feel uncomfortable when I listened to it. Oh, no. I did... I don't like the way this turned out. I'm not proud of it. But what happened is I started, and then the chorus, which was the main thrust of the song, is not until way into the end. So, I had to do some...

[04:31]Listen, let's just turn on... Let's just... Actually, we have a new channel tonight, guys. It's not K-Rob. So, get ready. Here we go. What's up, everybody? Welcome to E-Rob. Easy. This is Rob. Today, we're talking about a problem that affects so many people that you see at the grocery store or the airport, but you don't ever say anything because you don't want to embarrass them. Oh, yeah. I pee all over my pants a lot.

[05:03]It's like I forgot to open the lid. Feels like rain. Oh, what? When I get done, I flick it all about. But I can't get all of it out. Quarter-sized stain. Oh. But hear what I tell you. Now I know what I'm doing. Guaranteed dry pants.

[05:31]And it's not the paper towel. Dad, first put down the seat, please. Then you bend your knees. Then you're sitting. When I pee, he's standing up. Nowadays, I always seem to be covered in spray. Whoa. Do I need a condom? What? That's an idea I have. But nowadays... Oh, they kind of. I'm so well-planned ahead.

[06:01]When I pee my pants, I just have pre-made excuses. Do you want to hear them? You can't take this off the internet. My pants were crying. These are my excuses. Oh, that's just a little lube. See, I think that's a good one. There's a broken water pipe. Wait, are my water broke? I'm actually having a baby. This is why Rob pees sitting down.

[06:35]Yeah. He pees sitting down. It's okay to pee sitting down. As long as you're at home and not in a public bathroom. Wow. Now... That doesn't rhyme. When you want to hear about the greatest... Okay, a lot of her lyrics don't rhyme. It actually makes it harder. Now... If you've always wanted to hear a song in the style of Sade about peeing sitting down,

[07:03]this is your lucky night. If you're listening to us at night. What do you think people are listening to us? On the way to work. This is the only time, right? Jazz. Driving in the car. The true psychos. Do you think anyone exercises to us? Like, are they on the wrong machine listening or not? Oh, my God. Can you imagine? I used to try that when I would listen to the episodes or, like, if it was ever my turn to do the edit. And it was scary. It's scary to listen. It was scary to listen to us when exercising because we're funny.

[07:30]And so if you're holding something over your head that weighs 10 to 12 pounds, it's terrifying. Hey, hey, this podcast is great if you've got 10 reps of ha-has. Listen, I've got three guys here. Oh, Russ, hold up. I don't mean to interrupt. I know we're out of time. We're down to 48 minutes, so I apologize for interrupting. No, don't say that. I'm fragile. But I did get a text from one of our listeners, and she was asking, what episode did you all share the tobacco story? She was trying to share with her husband. Couldn't find it. Couldn't find it. Well, actually, I didn't really try that hard to find it, but I couldn't find it.

[08:03]But she also said she had her husband listen to the Rob P. Staines on his pants bit. And she said her husband said a lot of truce in that. P. Staines. Thank you. Yeah. Do you know, is her husband uncircumcised? In fact, you know that, but I'm not going to share the info. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. It would be like a HIPAA violation. Oh, wow. Yeah, we've already been through that. Between the HIPAAs. Hopefully. I got fixed last week. I didn't check. I mean, a simple no.

[08:30]No, I don't know. Oh, man. Honestly, I do not know that. I just thought it would be a funny ha-ha. Yeah. Hey, folks, that's your first set of ha-has. Take a 10-minute break. All right. I've got three guys here who know this album is one you put on when you want to make love. And not, as Aaron say, rearrange those guts. Rearrange them guts. Me, me, me, so horny.

[09:00]Now, that's a sound clip I pulled from a recent episode. Me, me, me, so horny. And I don't know what to do with it. Did I really do that? I thought that was a good. Me, me, me, so horny. All right. So, I won't play it anymore. It kind of sounds okay, if I'm being honest. You could go back and listen to the last episode. Aaron definitely said. Me, me, me, so horny. Okay. My family loves it. My mom thinks it's the funniest thing. Now, I also want to do a quick Beck did it better apology. Now, I'm not going to play the Beck. You should dive into that a little bit. You should dive into that a little bit more. She gets mad at you for walking around the place.

[09:33]But when Aaron says, me, so horny, she gets excited. I mean, she, you know what? Me, me, me, so horny. She loves it. This clip is called Adele. What is this? Adele Dazeem. Oh. I forgot about that one. Okay. So, listen. I got to say, this is a Beck did it better apology. Are we playing the apology sound anymore? No, you canceled it. All right. We canceled it. It takes too long. It takes too long. This is a Beck did it better apology. We're down to 47. We have to apologize.

[10:00]And I sent a text out about this. Yes. Because we made fun of the band that opened up WrestleMania. What song was it? WrestleMania 17. 18, I think. It was the Hogan Rock. Click, click, boom. Yeah. We said that we could. Skydome. We said that we could not believe that WWE could go down and get saliva. What a lowly band to get. Then, when I was editing the episode, I listened to the song. Guys, I got news for you.

[10:31]Saliva fucking rocks my world. Listen to this shit. Also, this kid. Did you guys watch this whole video? This kid vomits in the mosh pit. And then he French kisses a lady after he vomits in the mosh pit. I'm very confused. Classic. Except change mosh pit to that bar at St. Olas. What was that bar at St. Olas? The one with the pinball. No, the main one.

[11:02]The Rube. Except exchange the mosh pit with the Rube and exchange a guy throwing up with a girl throwing up. And then me for the girl. It's getting complicated. I don't know. But I have to say this. Saliva, we give you a Beck Did It Better rock salute. Because you actually fucking rock. This song rocks. We should not. If saliva opened up for WrestleMania, it kind of makes me want to go see saliva. You know what I mean? I mean, if they came out and just played. Click, click, boom. That would be an unbelievable show.

[11:30]I would love that if they just you had bands that like rotated. It was just they played one song. It kind of rotated through. And then who was tank. And then all. One more. And then and then Chumbawamba. You know what I mean? Like all these bands coming through. I think that's a God smack. Maybe. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Russell. We missed it tonight. Right now. Oh, yeah. Probably still playing right now. They're at the Rippin Summer Concert Series in Rippin, Wisconsin. August 9th. Could have made it. They're at Saliva right now. Wow. I wonder if they're going to play.

[12:01]Click, click, boom. On August 31st. They're at the Fortune Bay Resort and Casino in Tower, Minnesota. Oh, fuck me. You think our buddy from Tower is going to be there? I think the real question is, is when you're like a successful band that has headlined WrestleMania, if you will. Yeah. Like your first casino gig has to be like there has to be a moment where you look yourself in the mirror. You're like, oh, should I go be? Should I go be like an appraiser or something or not? I actually think so. I think that moment comes after you became an appraiser and looked yourself in the mirror

[12:31]and said, do I like being an appraiser? And you went back to the casino gig. Because you probably go on the way up at casinos and on the way down. Like you've been there twice. You've been there. Well, don't you think with a band like Saliva, it's possible too. It's just like the bass player. Like everybody else is brand new. The bass player is like, fuck it. I'm still Saliva. I'm going to go make somebody a click, click, boom. That's the way to go. Fans like this, right? If they're playing regularly, if you have like a once a week gig or you're playing like three times over a two week kind of a thing and you know, you're probably making a living.

[13:03]You're probably making 300, 400 grand a year just playing at these. So do you really care? I mean, if your manager is getting gigs and you're still playing. That's what Matt calls a modest living. Yeah, that's true. Fucking Matt Cameron cared a few weeks ago. He's out of there, Matt. Right. I just know. No, don't ask me. I know there's a local rapper who makes a shit ton of money. I know his accountant and he told me the number. Oh, yeah. This is a shit ton of money, you know, and it's like this guy, I was looking at where

[13:32]he was at and he's not, he's not at any place that's any different than Saliva here. Saliva. They're at the Rock, Rock, Rock, Oklahoma, 2025. They're in prior Oklahoma on the 29th. Wow. 31st. They're in fortune Bay resort in tower, Minnesota. Yeah. Then they're at the soaring Eagle casino on September 1st in Mount Pleasant, Michigan. Then they go to the North Dakota winter show, Valley city, North Dakota. Wow. Which is, you know, for, for those. For those who are keeping track, that's a little bit West of Fargo, but pretty far East of Bismarck, you know, Jamestown's in between it off of 94.

[14:07]Nobody knows what you're talking about. There's not a single person listening that knows what the fuck is going on in North Dakota. September 7th, so the 6th, they're in Valley city, North Dakota. September 7th, they're at the Skyway theater in downtown Minneapolis. Let me just say this, man. You asked, would you want to play casinos? I guess Ross asked that. Would you want to play casinos? No, I didn't ask it. I just said you had to look yourself in the mirror. I think you definitely would want, I'm just saying there's a point where you would have to be like, Oh, my career has taken a turn and a turn for the better.

[14:33]You are now playing casinos and there are some 42 year old milfs that come along and they have a saliva tattoo. You know, you're getting laid. Russell, do you think you get a bankroll from the casino? Does the casino give you money to play with? Like, Oh yeah, that's going to be part of your bucks. They call that part of your playing 19 dates in September, 19 dates in September. They're working, man. They play. I played, I played pie gal next to the lead singer of saliva. I got to ask. I got to ask that, that local rapper more or less famous than slug or equally famous as slug?

[15:04]No, I don't know. Slug is from atmosphere. You don't know slug from atmosphere. Aaron, I'm more famous than slug. What are you talking about? That's the most famous Minneapolis rapper there is right from slug from atmosphere. Okay. We don't have to. How many other Minneapolis rappers can you name? Musab, Idea, Brother Ali. Brother Ali. Idea, rest in peace. Brother Ali. Who else? Did you guys say slug? All right, let's get into the voicemail. For everybody in Minneapolis, the Cubs are coming to town this coming week.

[15:39]What is you guys' best sports fans moment currently? And what would you wish your best sports fan moment would be? As somebody that grew up in Chicago, the Cubs winning the World Series is number one. And I don't know. I think it could be that maybe a Vikings World Series, but would love to hear it from you

[16:01]guys. Holy shit. Big sports fan here. A Viking World Series. Nice job. We're ignoring that little slip up because he's kind of the only person leaving voicemails. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. He wrote that out too. He wrote it out. Still got that right. I saw a guy today walking in Oakland, California, wearing the 2003 to 2005 era Marlins baseball cap, the Josh Beckett era Marlins. And I was with my son and he was walking with his wife and his baby. And I still don't know. I still almost yelled at him because I was like, who the fuck?

[16:30]I was in my basement in tears when the Bartman thing happened. Like who walks around wearing a 2003 era Marlins cap? I was so mad, but I let it, I let it go. So that's all you need to know. That's what that calls sparks for me. Aaron, I mean, Aaron, what is your all time favorite sports memory? Like when you think back of why sports have brought you joy. Okay. And listen, we all, we're not even going to get into why sports don't bring us joy as Minnesota sports fans. I mean, as a fan or playing sports, right?

[17:00]No, just any sports memory. You tell me. Oh, well, I mean, I texted you this. I know, but I thought it was this plane, but I'll tell you, I mean, I like, I'll tell you though, because it's actually pretty recent. It was in the fourth quarter of the central Florida at Iowa state game last October. There you go. The cyclones were down. It looked like they weren't going to win it. And Rocco Beck hit a long passage, Jalen Knoll. And they, it was still the, the clones were still down three when the, when the, if they had scored there, but he had a long pass and no down within the 10.

[17:30]And my dad looked at me and just raised his eyebrows and it was like, oh, we can maybe win this. So for me as a fan, like that's, that's the all time and high as a, as a fan, no doubt. And the players were excited because they had bet the over, you know what I mean? Like they, they love that. They thought that was great, man. What's your all time greatest sports memory. I, I, I have to bring this up though. First deep dive into saliva. Oh yes. So in 2001, that's a click, click, boom. Yes. Right. Of course. Josie Scott was the lead singer. There we go. Wayne Swinney.

[18:01]Swinney was the lead guitarist. Chris D'Aboilo, D'Aboilo. Yeah. I don't know. I think it's pronounced as a rhythm guitarist. Dave Novotny. Ooh. Who's Dave Novotny? That sounds familiar. Was the bassist. Somebody look up Dave Novotny quick. He's somewhere else. And then Paul Crosby was the drummer. Okay. Do you want to know in 2011? 24. Who is still

[18:30]part of that band? Yeah, tell me. Who is it? None of them. Not one of them. I fucking told you. Swiney held on from whatever. He held on all the way through. Looks like 2023. There's a new singer. Josie Scott's not the singer as of about 2012. And then Novotny's out in 2015. And then they got a new drummer. He's in and out, in and out of the new drummer. So not one of them is still there. That's crazy

[19:00]by the way. So you're not even seeing Saliva. I mean, this is a ship of Theseus situation. What? Here's the thing. Look it up. Look it up, you dummies. Dave Novotny's latest album, and this is not a joke, the Novotny Brothers Band Polka Serenade. He has started a polka band. The bass player from Saliva is now in a polka band. That is absolute. It's like when Billy Joel went classical. He's literally playing the sousaphone in it, Russell. He is playing the sousaphone, okay? Rebringing back one of the greatest

[19:32]bits of all time, of course. Marching. Then something with Andrew Dice Clay. I cannot remember how that all came together, but it made sense at the time. The marching dice. Of course. So simple. Matt, what's your greatest sports memory? Matt, stop looking up Saliva stuff. I need at least one person to be paying attention to me on the podcast. Josie Scott actually in 2002 co-wrote and performed Hero with Chad Kroger of Nickelback, which was

[20:00]used as one of the theme songs of the 2002 film Spider-Man. I'm telling you, everywhere you go, it's Saliva all the time. That's a different hero than the Enrique Iglesias one. That's true. He's also married, has three sons and two daughters. Oh, my God. No wonder. I'd be playing fucking casinos, too. I gotta go play casinos. I can't hang out with my two sons and two daughters. Okay? I mean, the twins, 1987, I was six years old, almost seven, kind of a thing, you know? So when they won

[20:30]the World Series, Kirby Puckett, 1991, all that stuff. So that's what really, I mean, I think I could probably name 90% of the World Series winners since 1987, kind of a deal. So, you know, the baseball cards, all that stuff. So anything with the twins for me, I'm still a sucker, even given the current state of what's going on. And what a dumb question. I don't know who that is. Jeez, that's terrible. Who's, I mean, who's the guy who, the Cubs fan, is it one of our buddies

[21:00]or do we know who it is? Yeah, this is because part of the triptych that we're doing of voicemails. Complimentary movie guy. Yeah, in his defense, he probably said this before the twins gave up. But I'm just saying, what would be an ultimate for a Minnesota sports fan? Like, come on. I mean, give me a break. It's the Vikings winning the Super Bowl. Yeah. Yeah, it's not even close. Like I said, if the Vikings do that, I'm getting a tattoo. That's the bottom line. And guess what? I'm not fucking worried about it. I'm not worried about getting a tattoo. I think we're going to be just

[21:30]fine. If the Vikings win the Super Bowl, I will also get a tattoo. Yeah, great. Aaron, yes, we'll get tattoos together. Can we hold hands? Yeah, hell yeah. Okay. That sounds like a great idea. I think that's great. Me, me, me, so horny. Okay, Aaron. Let's just relax, would you? What about Russell's sports memory? Russell, what's your sports memory? Is it in person or just any memory? I swear to Christ. I texted you guys this at like 1230 today. I thought I was being such a good producer. Any memory you have, Russell? I will say the Gophers final four run. I'm going to love that whole final

[22:01]four run from 1990, 96, 97 season. Gophers going to the final four. I know it didn't happen, but in my mind, that shit was real. What a fun time that would have been. How many, wait, Russell, how many players can you name from that one? Well, I think I could get nine of the I could probably get 10 players on the team. I told you guys I went to that party where one of the ex-Gophers got fucking hammered and was talking to me. And all he said was that Miles Tarver was a fucking maniac. I was like, this is what I came here for.

[22:31]This is all I wanted. Oh my goodness. John Thomas, Trevor Winner, Miles Tarver, Quincy Lewis, Charles Thomas, Bobby Jackson, Eric Harris, Sam Jacobson in jail, by the way. He's in jail? Oh yeah. Mortgage fraud, I believe. That's not a fun thing to go to jail for. What if it was like for stealing from the airport? I don't want to. Kyle Sanden, might have been on the end of the bench. Russ or Shamble may have been at the end of the bench. I don't think so.

[23:00]Was Hosea Crittenden? I think he was gone by then. He was with the Sean Leonard days. You guys know Hosea Crittenden, the famous, he's like the most famous bench wormer in Minnesota history, right? Play Hosea. They chanted for him to come off the bench. He was the same high school as me. So when I went to basketball camp as a kid, he was like the star, one of the star players that was like the high school college guy that was one of the, uh, the counselors. Oh, wow. That'd be so awesome. God, if I got to, oh, that'd be great.

[23:30]Speaking of though, that final four on Bobby Jackson, I have a friend of mine who lives in the Sacramento area and he goes to this golf club occasionally and he was talking with this guy and he always wears a U of M hat. Supposedly one of these guys golfs with Bobby Jackson and he was maybe going to get a tee time this weekend with this group that includes gopher star Bobby Jackson. How cool would that be? Because he played for the Kings for a long time. He did. He was with the Kings when they played the wolves in the conference finals. He had a great career.

[24:00]I bet when you play golf with Bobby Jackson, somebody else has to add up his scorecard at the end. You know what I mean? He's like, hey, can somebody else do this for me? Didn't quite. Do you think he wears tall Argyle socks like all the way up? Why? Remember he was the tall socks? He would have to, I hope. Was he a tall sock? Oh, he's doing the Payne Stewart? Yeah, he was. He had great style. Okay. And no need to talk about how Payne Stewart passed away. Listen, my favorite sports memory. Thank you so much for asking. Is when I went and saw Andre the Giant Russell in Rochester.

[24:30]It's clear as a bell in my head. It was like, of course, Rochester, Minnesota. If you are going to a WWE event there, it's happening on a Wednesday. You know what I mean? It's happening in the middle of the week. It's not taped. It's not live. A dark show. I did see I saw Hogan versus Savage post the mega powers exploding when they came to town when I was a kid. When I saw this though, my dad took me and like six friends. And this is before cell phones, right? It's like nine o'clock. Andre hasn't come out. 930. Andre has not come out.

[25:02]My mom's at home fielding phone calls. Phone call from these like 10 year olds parents. When are you bringing my kid home? It's a school night. It's a school night. And my dad said to me, we're not leaving until Andre comes out. We are not. We have to see Andre the Giant Russell. And I was like, fuck yeah. This is the greatest day. It was awesome. So that's my greatest sports memory. And you know what? Since we're under the gun, let's get right into our role. Hold on. Don't hit it yet. Don't hit it yet. Click on that link in the chat. Josie Scott is now touring

[25:30]as Josie Scott, the original voice of saliva. He is now touring as Josie Scott, the original voice of saliva. The original voice of saliva. There's a picture. I sent you a picture. Like if you look at his, if you look at his Wikipedia, it looks like a good looking dude. You know, you've done something wrong with the LLC when you have to tour as the original voice of saliva. It's saliva. Well, listen, you can go see him at Rockford. Tots in Circleville, Ohio. Smoking coal farms in Bloomville, Ohio. Oh, he's playing a farm.

[26:00]Like if I have to do a podcast in a few years that the podcast is called the original funny guy from Beck did it better. Scroll down, Rob. Rob, keep scrolling down. I'm in the crowd. Hey, let me up there. Scroll down. Sure. By the way, smack fest, September 5th. That's my wife's birthday. Hey, maybe she wants to go to smack fest with me. Keep scrolling. Keep scrolling. You get some pictures. Okay. I mean, it could be worse. You can take it to a picture. Click on the picture right here, right there. Click on that one picture with him. Nope. Go back

[26:30]one more. This one. Yeah. Wow. Look at this dude. No. Wow. Josie Scott, the original voice of saliva is living. He is living life, taking pictures different. Oh, they have reviews kind of disappointed. First time seeing him live and got to say the other saliva has more energy live. Oh, AJ, the other dropping a bomb on the original voice of saliva. Josie, oh, you hate to see that. All right. Hey, he definitely goes by the original voice of saliva, not

[27:00]the original face of saliva, doesn't he? He kind of has like a, what if Undertaker wasn't so handsome vibe? All right. I made a great joke. Totally missed the post on the sound clip. But they'll never know with my editing skills. Aaron, rolling going. How's it going with you? It's going great. I got back last night around 10

[27:30]30 or 11 from Kauai. And what's the what's the protocol? What's the vibe on doing lists in rolling gone? What do we feel? It would not be the earliest we've ever done the list. Wouldn't be the earliest because I was on Kauai for a week. And one of my favorite things to do on Kauai is listen to high 95 Island radio. And I heard I think what I think one of your favorite things to do on Kauai is listen to Kauai. One of my favorite things is actually to kind of poach a little bit of that accent on that one there. Say it again. Appropriate. I'm in Hawaii.

[28:01]I like to, when I'm on Kauai, I like to listen to the radio. Aaron, I'll say it again. If I'm having a French pastry on a small island in the Pacific, what would I be doing? You'd be eating a croissant on Kauai. Wow. It's just incredible. Every time I hear it, it's incredible. I'm there for you. So yeah, I like it. Well, it was tough this time, though, because honestly, my son is super into Green Day, so we'll talk about that next week. So anytime we got in the car, he wanted to listen to Green Day.

[28:31]But we were able to talk him into listening to High 95 once in a while. And then anytime I went by myself in the car when I was making the juice run or whatever I was doing, I was also listening to High 95. So I picked up four tunes I wanted to play for you guys, four things I really enjoyed listening to while I was on Kauai. And what's really fun about Kauai and Hawaii, yeah. In general, I think Kauai specifically is that they kind of have like a country vibe. So you pick up a little bit of a, it's always reggae, it's always island vibes, but you pick up

[29:01]a little bit of a modern country vibe in some of these. So the first song I want you to play I'm going to grab a pen. Is this Meow 2 through 6? Or which Meow songs are these that we're talking about? This is Meow 7. We got Meow 7. Oh my God. First up. Deep cut. So first up, this one, the radio station was very excited about this one. This is a new single from the band Ekolu, and this is You're the Reason I'm Drinking So Much. Oh, this is my jam. I like this stuff.

[29:31]It's got a little Jack Brown. See, doesn't it? Right. Exactly, man. It's like, it's definitely a cousin of the modern country radio. I love it. I love it. This is so good. You're the Reason I'm Drinking So Much. What a classic name for a song. Sad songs and whiskey are all that's left for me. So this one is the one that was on like every, you know, at least once an hour. So I love this one. Next up. I only heard this one one time, and it was when

[30:01]we did stay at a at the Hyatt's. We stayed at a nice place and at 2.30 every day, they brought a cart around and brought cookies out for the kids. Nice. And they brought a big, there was no music going on at the resort ever, but they brought the big speaker out at 2.30 every day, and they played this song one day. I really liked it. This is Hello. Hey, I'm here to talk to you about a deal you could have. Would you like to come here once a year on a schedule you pick? I'm a big speaker. You're a free answering machine

[30:31]for our two-hour meeting. You did a two-hour meeting for a free answering machine? You got fucking ripped off. I got three weeks of Kawhi. Do you guys have a Do you guys have like a timeshare friend? You know what I mean? Like one who like I have one that went. I thought you were me, that guy, honestly. I didn't think anyone in our generation were timeshare people. I thought that was a past disorder. There's a guy who went to medical school with my wife who now has two timeshares. He has gotten

[31:01]suckered into two timeshares. What is the first one? The first one, his wife was loading the stuff into the car, and he's like, I got to go to media. I'll be right back. And next thing you know, he had a timeshare. And why? She was like, fuck, what did you do? How much time do you have? You can share that much of it. If I knew my doctor had a timeshare, I would not let him operate on me. I would say, this isn't happening. Your decision-making skills. The dumbest of the dumb. Okay, sorry, Aaron. Go ahead. Yeah, it's good. It's all good. Next one, I enjoyed this one. I don't know if you pronounced this I am or E.M. Tonguey, but this is

[31:31]a fun little play on words here. This is Why Kiki. This guy is amazing. So you guys know I have a thing occasionally for getting into like X Factor, America's Got Talent, YouTube. Right, he was on American Idol, I think, right? He was on American Idol, and he is so amazing. If you pull up this first audition, he sings a song by James Blunt called Monster, and it legit, if you don't tear up

[32:01]during it, there's something wrong with it. It is so good. Wow. This guy is amazing. This guy is amazing. Yeah. I didn't know that song, Aaron, but I've heard his name stuff. I am Tonguey, and you can do Monster Audition. And part of the story is he's had a family member pass. It's like, of course, they're making an emotional tie with it, but this guy is so good. Listen, if I explained what my family's been like for a couple days, the judges would also cry and let me go. Okay, here we go.

[32:30]Once more time is gone so here it is I'm not your son you're not my father This sounds so good, Russell. This guy is amazing. Wow. Wow. He's making what's his name, right? I will say this, there's a, I think a clip of him where they've got all of his American Idol auditions in like an hour long YouTube video. If anyone watches that and doesn't enjoy

[33:03]it, pizza and beers are on me next time we go out. Can I just say this, Russell? This is such a fucking deep American Idol cut. I didn't know any of the judges there ever judged American Idol. Like, this is so far back. This is so far back. I didn't know any of these people were there. I was like, where's Simon Cowell? He's been gone for years at this point. This is two years ago, Rob. I know. No, I mean, this is like deep in the American, like, I watched it like with Kelly Clarkson and Sanjaya. I'm not watching it in 2023,

[33:30]Russell. This is incredible. This guy is amazing. Russell, I had no idea that we were going to, you were going to know one of these artists. That's fucking fantastic. Sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off here, but this guy is really, really awesome. I would for sure highly recommend and you guys know when I make recommendations, they don't come lightly. That audition that he does on American Idol is a top five in my world of going down. YouTube, X Factor, American Idol, America's Got Talent. That's a top five audition and I think it will make you cry. Wow, Russell.

[34:01]That's going to make this next transition a little awkward because this next song. Is it the voice of saliva Aaron? The next song he has is Susan Boyle. This is crazy. I don't know what's going on. The next song is like, it's like if I want to sex you up by Color Me Bad and I'll make love to you by Boyz II Men, Had a Baby and made it even cornier and more explicit, but in a clean way. It would be this song. This is three plus and

[34:31]it's called Making Love. And this man is spelling it out. I just creamed my cut off jeans. He's giving you the full play by play. Oh, jeez. Quivers to her. I thought it was going to be shivers for sure. This feels like the guy who went to Iowa with us on a road trip and detailed his whole first experience. Yeah, man. This thing. Yes, you're exactly right. This thing was on the radio and I was like driving

[35:00]the car. I can't. He's just giving me the full play by play. Yeah. Every move. And he's kissing feet too. So I don't know. Aaron, can I ask you this? Yeah. Are women supposed to quiver? It seems like that'd be a good thing if you could make that happen. And finally, you guys, I don't know if you're guys have heard this song before, but this one was by Char Carrillo featuring Ja. Shoot, I didn't get the name written down, but

[35:30]I thought this was a great tune. I don't know if you guys have heard this one before. So go ahead and play this one, Rob. Oh, I haven't heard this one. This is to me play riffs on famous songs like this are amazing. I love it. Yeah, this was a really fun cover. This was also on Every Hour. I couldn't get enough of this. So Char Carrillo, shout out to you for a great cover of Wrecking Ball. So that's it, guys. That's my favorite songs I heard

[36:01]on Kauai, and I wanted to play them for you guys. Thanks for listening. Now, Aaron, you had to know what that last song, what question this was going to bring up. I know, getting back from vacation, you got a lot to do. You know what I mean? You got to do the laundry. You got to get your kid back on a normal time schedule. He woke up at 10 a.m. today. He's going to be awake the entire time I'm doing this podcast. Have you seen... Have you seen the Wrecking Ball music video yet, Aaron? I still haven't seen it, no. I'm being honest. I still have not seen it. That's fucked, Matt. But he's heard the Hawaii version of it.

[36:30]Matt, rolling on it. How's it going with you? This is so fucked. I'm moving on. Well, Aaron's got to pass it. Oh, my God. Oh, hey, Matt. I don't get it. You guys give me shit about the time, and then every time I try to move this shit, somebody comes up with some fucking shit. We have already talked about the lead singer of Saliva going on tour. Hey, control freak, why don't you? You know, I'm a bigger fan of the other Saliva band. They had more energy. Think about that. That person went to two Saliva bands. Yeah. That person has seen... I've always been in the arms of Saliva.

[37:00]I got to say, if I saw Saliva once, I wouldn't have to go to Saliva again. I would not go and compare. That's crazy. You've seen other Saliva. You've already seen one Saliva. How's it really going with that? Good. I went to the record store tonight to just give you a quick breakdown. Oh, yeah. Maybe get an introduction? I don't know. Typically, Matt, typically we say, Matt, try this. Hit the music, Rob. It's a long one, though.

[37:30]I thought you were talking about the original, like the opening introduction where he says, I got three guys and blah, blah, blah, because they had a nice little thing for that. What's that? Oh, my God, you're right. I've got Russell. It's okay. We don't have any time, Rob. We got no time. Let's go. Fuck me. Fuck, that's my favorite part of the show. Now, Aaron, Aaron just got back from Hawaii. Yeah. Come on, I want to lay you. Hey, Rob, I gave you all the love you got

[38:00]and you took my love. This is no ordinary podcast. I've got Matt in Minneapolis. Matt, how are you doing tonight? Hey, Rob, I keep trying to get excited for this podcast. I keep crying every time we extend this thing out. I keep flying to bed as soon as this thing is over. Wow. And I'm farting. Oh, wait. I mean, I'm falling. That's so good. I read that wrong. And I've got Aaron. I've got Aaron out in California. Now, Aaron, I was telling Aaron. Oh, actually, this is timely. Aaron was telling me earlier, he found out what the opposite of a croissant is.

[38:32]Of a croissant. What's that? It's a happy uncle. Croissant? I've got Aaron out in California. Aaron, how are you doing? I don't want to do this podcast. I just want to stay home and listen to the blues. We talked about Sade, Love Deluxe. I can't believe Rob was swift at all those. All right. Hey, guys, I got a parody song tonight. Let's listen to this parody song real quick. All right. Are you closer to 50 than you are 40? Because that might indicate something here. Listen, all I know is it takes me like two minutes

[39:00]to pee and I got to do it all the time. Man, how are you doing? Rolling going. I got records. Tell me about it. Russell, are we looking for the record intro? That's not on my other computer. I made it in New York. Can you hear it? What is this? That's a different one. Oh. All right. I'll just go to where I got it here. So the first one I got is Where'd you go? Oh, it's a Roadrunner.

[39:30]Nicolet in about 46. It's very nice record store. We've talked about that. It's not my favorite because it's too narrow. It's too narrow. It's hard to move around in there. The guy's got his crates. They are tight. They are packed. It is well, extremely well labeled. Everything is extremely organized. I like going to all the places. Also, though, man, I would, I would say, and I've gotten records out of here for cheap. There's a lot of crates on the floor, if I remember, where you kind of have to get down and get down and dirty. Oh, no.

[40:00]Crates on the floor? No way. That was with my two kids and two other kids. Two of their buddies, because Leo was in a play tonight. He's part of the Fringe Festival. He's got one more show. I know. I saw that. That's so cool, man, that he was doing that. Yeah. And so we had time before the end of the play, and we had reservations at the Lowbrow tonight, which is on about 42nd. Yeah. We've talked about that. Now, Matt, can I ask you real quick, just as a parent who's also had their kids in drama, how many times have you seen that play? That's my third time now, because we went

[40:32]last weekend. They're doing it five times. We went last weekend. It's only an hour. It's got to be an hour, part of the Fringe Festival thing, but written by a 12-year-old who's now 13, kind of a thing. Produced. Dad's helping a lot, but choreographed all this stuff by one of his classmates. Yep. Just did an awesome job writing this thing. It's unbelievable. And so he gets to be part of it, and it's great, but went on the opening night. He dropped him off on the second one. Then there was one on Monday,

[41:00]and I had to pick him up. So I think Sarah dropped him off, but I was going to pick him up. I'm like, well, I was downtown anyways. I might as well just go to the show if we can go. And it was great, because probably the best one they did, things like that. And then it went tonight, and then I'll... Sarah's going to go tomorrow to the last one. Wow. Yeah. Wow. So we will have seen four of the five in support. So, yeah. So we had time. We went to Tower Games. We weren't having too much fun there, because there wasn't a lot of Pokemon cards in stock. So then I said,

[41:30]well, let's go to the record store. And one of the kids was like, heck yeah, let's go. So, first one I got, I got something called Recorded Around the World Arena that's live Duran Duran. Oh, wow. You know, it's got Hungry Like a Wolf live. Nice. That's why I got that one. Live. Then, based on... I did watch... I don't know if we talked about this. Are you an all-used guy? Do you ever buy new records, or you always go used? I buy new if it's the right

[42:00]ones. But they got the newest Pearl Jam one. I was about to buy it, but I know I could buy it cheaper from Pearl Jam. Long story short. But I got, based on watching the HBO documentary, I got not only one Billy Joel. This one is Glass Houses. So it's got songs like Hey, You May Be Right, Don't Ask Still Rock and Roll to Me. Did you finish the documentary, Matt?

[42:30]Oh, yeah. I did. What did you think of it? I loved it. I love a guy who didn't graduate high school and basically told everybody to F off. He was just doing his own thing. Everybody's making fun of him, and then he comes back around and sells out Madison Square Garden like 200 and some times in a row. And this is after he had lost his confidence, had kind of stopped performing, had stopped. He was writing. His life had gone sideways. He'd lost a bunch of money, had marital issues, and he had stopped. He was done.

[43:00]Nobody asked for my opinion, but if I could give him one opinion, I could tell him to stop getting married. Just date people. Just stop getting married. Give it up. It's not going to work for you. You're not the marrying type. You know, which one of us, if we had a time issue, wouldn't go back and tell ourselves that? You know what I mean? You mean? So then I got the second one was Songs in the Attic. Oh, yes. Another album. It's a joke. Songs in the Attic. Is that Aerosmith or who is it? Which one's that one? Oh, it's Billy Joel.

[43:30]Songs in the Attic. Wow. That's toy. Excuse me, Russell. That's Toys in the Attic. Aerosmith is Toys in the Attic. I was close. But they have some of the recordings and it's, I'm trying to see here. There's one of them that I saw. Street Lifer Serenader was recorded in July of 1980 at the St. Paul Civic Center. Wow. Awesome. And so it's some like live and there's, you know, some of the Milwaukee, Arena, things like that. So I just, I was looking at the back and happened to see that. I'm like, I can't pass. That was kind of one of those like odds and ends kind of albums, right? Songs in the Attic.

[44:00]Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yep. And then the last one I got was just because I got to start rounding out my collection. I got Damn the Torpedoes. I think we did that. I don't know what else. Okay. Yeah. But this is the only because it's on the list. Yeah. Yeah. It's just him. No. And again, that's again Tom putting Tom Petty on the cover. Put him way in the distance. It should be like that. Who cover? Where they're all out in the field, you know, put them way way back there. Is this story? Are they putting the price stickers on a cellophane package or right on the cover?

[44:30]Wow. Depends. So Tom Petty, it looks like if it's over 10 bucks, they got it on a cellophane package. But like the Billy Joel ones, which were pretty beat up $7 stickers right on. Sure. I got you right on the cover, if you will. And how long were you there? I got to know this because I'm a record store guy now. I mean, I, we were only there about 15 minutes. Oh, you got in and out, pulled some. Oh, I like it. I had the four kids with me and I'm worried they're going to topple things over and stuff like that. So I need it.

[45:00]I could have used a good solid hour in there to just keep looking. And Matt, your youngest son, didn't you say you got him a record player while back for his birthday or something? Is he into it now or how's that going? Uh, pretty much, you know, but he, he's not a, he doesn't like diving in crates if that makes sense. Like he goes and looks for two or the two or three artists he knows, which are probably not in these old record stores, if you will. Where is the damn Benson Boone? Yeah. Yeah. Where's things like that? Do you have any goddamn crazy

[45:30]frog in here? Yeah. So, so that was my story. This is a crazy frog. I pulled a Russell and got some records. Russell rolling, going, now he's called you. Now it's called mental issues, frog Aaron. Okay. We're trying to be more respectful of the frog. You have to do that. I've got record stuff too, but I'm going to save that for next week. I'm going to go a different route. Last Sunday, I had kind of an adventure day. Wanted to share a few things with you. We went to, we went to brunch and had a great brunch, but then we were like, we were walking home. We're like, no, you know, Russ loves to eat

[46:01]out. We got to go somewhere else. So we went to a rooftop bar. We went to the Hewing rooftop in Minneapolis. I got to ask you guys, what are your guys thoughts on rooftop bars? What's the key to a great rooftop bar? No mosquitoes. The view. It's the view. No mosquitoes is a great call. I got to say it's it's not just the view, but it's how close you can get to the view. You know what I mean? Like, cause some of these rooftop bars, I think have like plastic up or they have something up where you can't quite get as good of you or you or maybe they'll sit you inside

[46:31]closer. Not right. You got to have maximum perimeter. Your circumference should be maximized of the area of the rooftop bar. So you can look multiple ways and see things right? Yeah, I think you got to be able to and that's the other thing. A good, a good, I think at least 270 degree view is a must at a rooftop bar. And sometimes they'll try to screw you. They'll give you a 90 degree view and they'll say, oh, that's a rooftop bar. Yeah. Nice try. Cause guess what else, you know, is going to happen with a rooftop bar. You're getting fucked on those during prices. Okay. You are getting absolutely taken out back on drink prices

[47:01]because of the view. It's like as much as three small blizzards. I mean, that's like when I had joy, Bayhar and she will be Goldberg and that other woman. And I took them out for drinks and the bill was so expensive. Yeah. It was because of the view. Well, actually, I like a lot of what she said. I hang out with her a lot. Go ahead, Russell. So we got up there. They had the cut. I don't know if it's 270 degrees Rob, but a great view of you can kind of see. Hey, just like my favorite episode with George Clooney. Great view. Great view.

[47:31]Yeah. Joy Bayhar will be Goldberg. Elizabeth Hackleback Hasselbeck. They were all talking to George Clooney. My favorite episode of the view. He has to have been on more than once telling that story. How is how he shit in his roommate's litter box is a prank. What? Oh, yeah. That's a classic George Clooney is a big prankster. So he cleaned. He cleaned it for like two weeks or whatever for a long time and the roommate, the guy was concerned that his cat wasn't shitting. You know, actually was. So then he's telling him that it's

[48:01]you know, hey, it's cat. Something's wrong with this cat. You know, something's wrong. It's just not shitting. So then after like two weeks, George Clooney himself dropped his pants and took a shit in the just had a huge shit in the litter box. And then the guy came home and was just freaked out. Great prank is how they catch you doing it. Yeah. Like in the end, like it's on the it's on the ring ring bell. Here's a quick whatever. Yeah. Here's a quick impression of George Clooney getting caught shitting in his roommate's litter box. Hey, God.

[48:30]He's got his face up against the camera. It's one of my many great impressions. I do. So we got up there and we went pretty early in the day. Typically, recently, the hewing has been on Sunday nights. They've got live music up there, too. But we were we get up there early. It's probably about one o'clock in the afternoon or so we get up there. Nobody up there. We get the choice of any seat on the rooftop bar. We get drinks from inside. We go sit outside. Get some cushioned chairs, some

[49:01]nice chairs. It wasn't a couch, but that's a nice chairs. We could see any view we wanted. Hey, you know, my favorite. What's that? The one with George Clooney. I get what's happening. I get what's good. Six more times. Did you know, Russell, there's a show called The View? I do know there's a show called The View, but I wouldn't know that George Clooney shit on like a cat box on it. I assume that's the story he told. Did he really tell that or did Rob just take that up? Oh, no, it's a true story, but I think

[49:30]it's a true story, but I might have heard that on Howard Stern and on The View. I think those could be some nice. Is that with that little guy, Beetlejuice? Yeah, Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice, Joy Behar, Whoopi Goldberg. Baba Bowie, isn't that the guy from the stage show? Yeah, exactly. So when we were out there, though, we were at we were having a good time and everything. We had a few drinks and then eventually we had a waiter come out and there were people starting to sit down and everything and we had a waiter come out and we had, I think, two drinks and I was

[50:00]ordering something off the menu. First time the guy come out, he's going to he's going to take our drink now at the table for the first time. Right. I order a drink. I'll tell you guys what it is in a minute. He looks at me and he goes, are you sure you want that? He goes, he goes, it's really sweet. I don't know if you want that. You probably want this instead. He did that. He did something which I think is a bad, bad move. What do you guys think of a bartender who talks you out of something that you have ordered? Yeah, I didn't ask for recommendations. I just said this is what

[50:31]I would like and he talks you out of it. What do you guys think of that? There's one very important thing here. Can your view date hear him say this? Are they like there? Is it George Clooney? No. Confused about this. No, no, no. Is my date shitting in a cat box on the rooftop? Okay, here's my impression real quick. What kind of a place are you in where there's anything on the menu that someone's going to be like, absolutely don't order this? I mean, this is one of

[51:00]these spots to go. It's a little bougie, right, man? I don't know. This bartender should stand behind the whole menu. I tell anybody who's never come into town, I'm like, go to the Hewing. That's like just the first place. If you need to go somewhere, go to the Hewing. That's where you go. It's like if you had asked, sure, but there shouldn't be anything on the menu that he's like, you got to stay away from that. It's a reputable place. I think he made a judgment call based on like, this is like a middle-aged dude that looks older and is not going to want a sweet drink. He talked me out of a sweet drink, but like, do I look like a guy that doesn't know

[51:30]what I want to drink? What had you ordered beforehand, Russell? I mean, were you ordering like Campari or something and all of a sudden you're hitting him with like a fruit punch or something? What's going on here? I don't even remember what I had. I might have had espresso martini first and then we had something else, but he walked out and hadn't, this guy walked out and hadn't seen any, he maybe saw what we were finishing, but he had not taken a drink from me yet. Can I tell you what this is, Russell? Can I tell you, Russell, real quick what this is? Yeah. He's big-timing you. He's big-timing your ass in front of your date.

[52:00]That's what he was doing. He was trying to shame me. He was trying to embarrass me. You know what you should have done, Russell? Spilled my drink on him. Spill your water. You should have spilled your water and made his ass clean it up in front of you and your date, going back over the top. Next time that happens, Russell, you have to spill your drink. It's the ultimate power move. Yeah. So I tried to amaretto on ice with a cherry. They've got six, quote-unquote, seasonal drinks, and they've all got a different spirit. They've got like six different spirited drinks. The one I tried to order is a pretty in

[52:32]pink. Yeah. Norseman gin, St. Germain pomegranate and honey. That looks like a great rooftop drink to me. Does it not? It sounds so good to me. And if they make it right, it shouldn't be that sweet. Honey's not going to be overpowering. Yeah, I mean, unless there's like some weird shit in there. But guess what, Russell? What's the name of the name? I mean, if you're ordering the pink circus shit and it's sweet, big fucking surprise. Any drink with the name pink in it is going to be sweet. That's the way it is. Don't talk them out of it. That's terrible,

[53:00]Russell. I did not like being talked out of a drink by... No. No. If you ask and say, hey, I would love your opinion. What would you be drinking today? I would love to hear your opinion, but... Russell. No one ever wants to be talked out of something they order, right? Russell. Yeah. Here's what you do. You knew what you were doing. Here's what you do. You fucking order the drink still. You go back over the top on him and you go, actually, no, I am going to order that drink. Yeah, absolutely. You big time and see what he wants to do then. I would go show him that you're the man. Russell, some people run

[53:32]their house. Some people run around their house. You know what I mean? Like, what are you? That's the question. So I'm kind of a little bit of both. So here's how it went down. He made another suggestion that I should try this drink called a heat wave. Campo Azul tequila. Mango used with spicy bitters. You guys know I've been doing versions of the margarita recently. So I'm like, I'm going to try this drink. Yeah, that sounds good. So I'm like, you know what? I'll try it because I'm also willing to try about anything. If someone suggests like, yeah, let's give it a whirl. Yeah, comes out. It's a very spicy drink. It's like a it's like a spicy margarita, right?

[54:01]Yeah, and that's not that's not for everyone. I definitely do not think you should be recommending a spicy margarita to someone who did not ask for it. It might be true. There's only one thing that's happening here, Russell, and I've seen it getting big timed. Not only this guy and I hate to say this, this guy wants to take your partner to pound town and he is trying to big time you in front of her and then make you go to the bathroom to get out of there for a little bit so he can chatter up.

[54:31]Russell, this was a classic embarrass and then give diarrhea to scenario that I played over so many times in my head. Okay, I had this roommate. I don't want to get into it, but it's a long story, but it's then later we're sitting there and we have the drink and it's not really my style because I'm not a spicy drink guy. It's not like Matt's not a spicy food guy. I don't think. Like some you can't recommend a spicy drink and people aren't asking for it. Anyways, I have it. It's fine. It's not my thing, but it's got almost like some sort of there's like a spice like a liquid spice

[55:01]in the like a gel type thing in the drink. It's it's a parent. Yeah. Yeah. Did you know this because you looked at the drink and it was all blurry and you couldn't quite see you thought you're like, oh, that's a nipple. They're kind of you're like, there's some spice in this drink. You know all the blurry part happened later when we had to take an Uber to a movie theater, but no that is not what I'm getting at. Okay. But channel now there's a table behind us and he's recommending the damn drink to them to there's really pushing this spicy drink. He's pushing the spicy drink and you got to wonder what's going on and he goes he

[55:31]this is right after we paid. He goes Russ. What do you think? You just got it. He memorized my name for my credit card called me out by name to the other table and said what do you think of it? I go, I don't know. It's pretty spicy. If you don't like spicy drinks, I would not get it. So I kind of I kind of smacked him back a little. Is that fair? That tells me that the bar got dumped a bunch of Campo Azul tequila on him by a liquor distributor and they told the waitstaff you got to push this drink because we're trying to get rid of the Campo Azul.

[56:01]That's what happened. Russell's like hey, listen, number one that drink is pretty spicy. Okay, but I can't talk anymore. I'm about to shit myself. I got to get out of here. I got to go to the bathroom. This guy's plan is going crazy. Rob always takes it to like the extreme. I would have never thought that that's what it was going to do to me. I was going to just say you'd be really sweaty, but Rob got another thing going on. I did get a little sweaty out there. There were comments from the upstairs roommate on that. Oh, you know what? Always me. Always taken to the stream that reminds me of one of my first dates

[56:31]where I saw fuck. What song did extreme sing more than words more than words? Okay, edit point that reminds me of one of my first dates when I took my date to where we had on the timer. Are we going to get to the album? I want to keep going, but Rob tried to make a joke. Now we got to we got to move it along. Would you say tried to make a joke? That's one of the most insulting things you possibly say. I did make a joke. It just wasn't funny. Now rolling going. I was going. Here's the deal.

[57:01]I got big timed. Okay, maybe I am sensitive to getting big time because I got big timed like none of nobody's ever been big time before. I got embarrassed on social media. Now, as you can see, I am on my lakes. You probably deserve to be embarrassed on social media. Some of the stuff you put on social media is really kind of like you deserve it. Sometimes. What are you talking about? What have I posted the social media where I deserve to be embarrassed? First of all, that picture of me on the couch eating a sandwich. That was just you three.

[57:31]Our text chain is not social media. Okay, that was just a treat. I didn't even send that to the big text chain. Okay, those sick fucks will never see me eating a sandwich in my tighty whiteys. By the way, guys, big announcement to make. I'm 100% tighty whiteys. The only underwear I now have is tighty whiteys. I'm officially old as shit. I am my dad. Thank you. I posted, I post probably once every two weeks to my lakes. I thought those underwear were blue in that picture. I gotta look back. There's a lot of taint. Guess what? I got a pack and there was blue, there was gray,

[58:01]and then fuck me, there was some white in there. Man, what am I gonna do with white tighty whiteys? Okay, I can tell you what, wear them a couple times and have to throw them away. Now, here's the thing. This is my lakes Facebook group. I take pictures of cool skies and I always write the same thing. Crazy sky tonight and so you can see here. Here's my picture. It is a beautiful sky. Crazy sky tonight. Now you can see I have one back here too. Crazy sky tonight. I won't show you that one. Now, here's the deal. Kim writes back.

[58:30]Interesting. Now, excuse me. Interesting. This is a beautiful picture. It got 30 likes. Hold on, Rob. Rob, will you take your headphones off? I can't. We better make sure it wasn't one of his daughters that took the picture before he make any comments. What the fuck? I took this picture. Hold on. Hold on, Rob. Take your headphones off. Are we going to make it to the album? This is not really that interesting picture, is it, guys? Is this that interesting? It doesn't look interesting and it's definitely not

[59:01]beautiful or anything like that. Not particularly interesting. It does not. It's not a pink sky. There's not a weird cloud. It definitely does not warrant being on social media. If I saw that picture, I would not have gone to Rob's cabin a few weeks ago. Yeah. All right. Rob, come on back. Headphones on. Okay. It's good. I had my headphones off. Otherwise, I could have heard some hurtful things you guys were saying. Kim Furka says interesting. Okay. And then I get fucking big-timed. Oh, someone Jenny Poole. Checkraise.

[59:31]Posts another photo in the comments under my photo. Oh. It's the most fucking unbelievable photo I've ever seen. Look at this shit. It is a boat. Is that the same place? It is a sunset, perfectly framed in the trees, birds flying overhead, and a boat at the same time. It's a beautiful... It is out of focus. It is out of focus. Okay. So, hey, Jenny, if you're listening, eat shit. It's out of focus. Okay? It's not interesting at all.

[60:01]So, again, Jenny posts that photo. The next comment... Not your Jenny. This is a third party. This is a third... This is my Jenny. We'd be having even more problems than we're currently having, and we're having a lot of problems. Okay? And who knows why? It might be 50-50. It might be 50-50. It's half our fault. This is so great. I know. So, now, Gary and Harriet... So, by the way, the couple Facebook... Just a classic old person thing. So, Jenny posts a better

[60:31]photo in my comments. Gary and Harriet say, Love this photo, Jenny of Pleasant Lake. Thanks. They fucking comment on the person's photo and don't even say anything about mine. What's the one above it, though? Who else has something to say? Then my fucking sister hopped in and wrote, Great photo, Jenny. So, I'm getting dunked on on my own crazy sky photo. Oh, getting dunked on by a dentist. Yikes. That's low. This is totally fucked what's happening

[61:00]to me. I bet the average age of people dunking on me there... That's probably about 69. Oh, I couldn't think of it earlier. What I tell my kids almost every day, Rob. Self-awareness is a life skill. Oh, yeah. Why the fuck are you saying that to me? Anyway, is that like... When you... You post stuff like... Because part of the reason I've told you I got rid of social media was 90% of my feed. I only had like 80 friends. And 90% of my feed was you weightlifting. I was like, I'm good. How many sunset photos

[61:33]do you post? Like one a week? That sounds like a lot. Yeah, there's a lot of good sunsets. Aaron, I'm not crazy. Aaron's laughing. It seems like a lot. You know what, Rob? I shouldn't joke about that too much because you probably only got about a week left before you got to go be teaching again, right? So one more picture? I don't even want to talk about it. Okay? Our first day of school is Monday. We're sitting here today on Saturday. First day of school is Monday.

[62:01]That's terrible. I went to the schoolyard cleanup tonight. Today. We are talking about Sade. We are talking about Sade's fourth album. So quick, let's do it. I think this album, to know this album, you have to have the Sade timeline. They break off from the Latin Soul group, Pride. Now, first of all, like six of them break off. So whoever that one guy is in Pride, the voice of Pride, what a bummer. In 1984, they released Diamond Life, which we already covered. Yeah. 1985, they play at Live Aid. They blow up. Okay? Just absolutely gigantic.

[62:31]1985, they have an album called Promise. So they kind of release two albums right away. Then they start to take some breaks. 1988, they release Stronger Than Pride. Goes up to three in the UK, but not a super hit. Then after a four-year break, so this is eight years after the last one we did, Diamond Life, they come out, with Love Deluxe. And let me just say this about Love Deluxe. If you go on the Sade Reddit, this is every person's favorite Sade album. They all love, love

[63:00]Deluxe. And here's the thing, Aaron. This is the first album of Sade's that does not have live drums. Now, I don't know what the drummer did. Wow. Because I sense, listening to this album, I knew that, and I was kind of like, I feel like I could kind of be the drummer in Sade. Like, I don't think it's that hard if you listen to these drums. They're not crazy drums. Like, I could learn it probably in a couple months, I bet. Some of the reviews shout out, like, the drum fills. So there's no live drums? You mean, like, they did them later? Like, they added them later? Or

[63:31]it's a drum machine. Oh, somebody look that up. Maybe I'm confused. So after this, then, they basically, they retire. Sade retires basically until 2000. Let's hop to Ordinary Love. Right, so you clearly hear drums, but so these drums were not done live. Right. That's what you're saying? Well, somebody look it up. Figure out what I'm saying. Well, it does sound like one guy just hitting a drum. We promised to do no research, Rob. Who cares? Does anybody really care? No. Of course not. 28 on the

[64:01]top 100. This wins the best Grammy by Duo or Group in 1994. And this is, in the movie, Indecent Proposal. Which, of course, was a famous movie. Robert Redford, Demi Moore. Rob. Rob. What? Rob. I've got a... I'll give you a million dollars. Yes. Wait. I'll give you a million dollars if you move this podcast along, get it done. Oh, my God. It's such a good joke, man. I mean, this is a great opening track. Like, this really is a great opening

[64:31]track. And I've got the whole Sade box set, so I have all six of their albums on vinyl. And this is probably the one I reach for most often because it starts so strong. But then Like a Tattoo is actually... Well, we'll get to it. But yeah, this is the one I probably play the most often. I don't think it Indecent Proposal would work on me because the guy would be like, I'd pay you a million dollars to have sex with your wife. And I'd be like, put it on my wallet and be like, how much do I have to pay you again to watch that? And also, for our listeners who've never seen

[65:01]Rob Paletta's wallet, you're really missing out on... I mean, that's an all-time... One of the greatest things in Vegas. If you saw my wallet, you know I'm a guy who's paid to watch his wife have sex with somebody. You know what I mean? Like, it's just that kind of wallet. Rob, do you think you could be the corner man for Demi Moore and Woody Harrelson? What is a corner man exactly in this situation? Aren't you kind of a peeper? Okay, well, first of all, I'm not kind of a

[65:31]peeper. But yeah, I mean, yeah, I would be there, like, out of the chair watching. You'd have to, like, give the money back. You can't have the money touch you. Hey, why did you wear basketball shorts? No reason. Alright, let's get into Feel No Pain. What? Well, that's because... I had that friend who said he always wore basketball shorts to strip clubs so they could feel it. Oh, gosh. I'm not happy about that story. I didn't want to tell it. Aaron made me. Yes, I think you can really hear the

[66:00]Latin, the kind of Afro-Latin beats that Sade is really famous for. But it's kind of wild because, again, here's an album, and let's face it, we're gonna put this on when we're making love. You can't even joke about it. It's just true. But then, all of a sudden, you realize this album is super social, like, just as social conscious. From track two, you're hearing about some stuff that's not sexy to think about. No. And it's like, you know, it's like, this woman's life is like wearing shoes that are too small and you're like, meanwhile, you're like, I'm trying to get going here. Like, this is

[66:30]depressing. It's incongruous. Got all the way up to 59 on the R&B chart. Stayed up there for eight weeks. Couldn't I love you more? And this only asks, I have to ask you guys one question. Aaron? Yeah. Do you think you could date Sade? Sade? Well, no, I'm married, Rob. Aaron. Okay. The band or the singer? Yeah, well, first of all, the singer, of course, it is the band, Sade. But do you, I feel

[67:00]like it would be too intense. You know what I mean? Do she date, do you think? I mean, I don't know. Like, it couldn't be. That would be super intimidating, man. You think she doesn't date and she can write songs like this? That'd be crazy. She's playing the character. She hates everyone? Yeah, she definitely has kids. So I think she's, but yeah, I don't know. She feels like, she feels like not human, right? Like, she feels like, also, I mean, we we're way over time, but we should

[67:30]really think about the album cover. Have you guys seen this album cover? Yeah, it's hot. Hot as shit. Big time. This is a, this is a big time jacking off on the record store album cover. There's no doubt. Hey, your aisles are too narrow. Why is this guy crawling on the floor? I'm just bad. I don't get it. I think it would be too much. I don't know. Like a tattoo. This is the one song

[68:00]I cannot get the vinyl clean enough. This song sounds better Wow. overstreaming still for me than on my record. It's so quiet and so subtle that any surface noise I can hear it, no matter how quiet the room is, no matter how high I turn up the music, I can hear the surface noise on the vinyl, no matter how hard I try. Aaron, can I ask you this? And I'm embarrassed to say this. When I was listening to this album, I felt like I had heard all of Sade after about three songs.

[68:30]Oh my God. Aaron scared the shit out of me. I thought that was behind me. I was God damn. Just got a little delivery. I was going to say. Is that peace offering? No, everything's good. I mean, aren't the, aren't I don't know. It's just so like the vibe is the same the whole way. They threw it. Not, I don't mind that, but I don't, I mean, and I feel like it's so similar to diamond life too. I agree. I think it's hard. I mean, I'm not sure how you pick between their albums or how you choose

[69:00]this over diamond life. I agree. It's, it's like a really subtle differences. Matt, you think about getting a tattoo? Anybody? Nope. Eventually, I keep saying this. Eventually people without tattoos are going to be the poor people. Maybe a hundred years from now after we die, but eventually. No, that's already happening. Those of us. Is it? Yeah. I think it's very cool not to have tattoos. I get a lot of compliments on this barbed wire tattoo

[69:30]I have. They think it's, people think it's very cool. Kiss of life. The tribal band. That's who I feel sorry for is the guys who got the tribal bands. You know what I mean? Like 1993. There's nothing worse than the guys that got the tramp stand. I don't know. Those guys are so bad. Some of them are pretty cool. Actually, some of them are cool and funny. This is the third single off the album and kiss of life. I kind of

[70:00]wish somebody would have told me, hey, you're going to French more in your twenties than you are for the rest of your life combined. You know what I mean? Don't you think Frenching the amount of Frenching you're doing goes down? What age was your what age was your peak rap? 20 to 20 and a half. No, 20 to 23. Probably when I first started dating my wife, we were Frenching quite a bit. And I'm going to say that now even like, like, like no jokes aside, we just don't French

[70:30]that much. Even when we kiss, like it feels almost, I don't know. Is that, am I wrong? Am I, should I be Frenching more Aaron or do we just French less as we get older? Like when I'm 70, am I Frenching? She's looking at you thinking this guy just just down like a bag of nerd clusters. I'm good. I think you should be Frenching as often as possible. Everybody should. Tonight's Baja Blast with Lime Muscle. So if you wouldn't want to French me after this, I don't know who would. Matt, what's our Frenching situation? Should we be Frenching less as we get older? Is that normal? You know, Rob, I think, you know,

[71:01]maybe if you've got some issues at home No. And you know, there's a little tension. No. But maybe just walking up and grabbing onto both sides of the face and just a nice long French. Both sides. Okay. I'm writing this down. Both sides of the face. Wait, I know we're over time and I already played a list, but Rob, can you play MF Doom Doomsday? I just put it in the chat. Just because it's one of my favorite. Because he did a bunch, Doom did a bunch of Sade flips on his albums and

[71:31]I just think like it's you never would have expected Sade in hip-hop and I think this is so nice. But it makes perfect sense to have this in hip-hop, doesn't it? Like it's such a vibe. Yeah. Especially with Duh. Whoa. I mean, he more than just flips it. He pretty much just plays the track and raps over it, which I always loved. Yeah, let's fast forward just a little bit. But I think

[72:00]especially with a voice like MF Doom, right? Sade's a perfect juxtaposition to that, right? Like a little rougher to so smooth. So good. Good job there. Thank you, Ratsworth. Alright, let's lay that out. Alright. Now, going back here. Okay, Aaron, stop putting that in the chat, okay? I'm not going to send you those pictures. I'm done. Cherish the day. Cherish the day. Do you guys ever do anything where you have to keep affirming that things are going well? Oh, no. Okay. I think I might

[72:31]be in a dark place right now. Jesus, Rob. Well, I don't know. It's really easy, though, to have all these days pass by and you don't appreciate it. Do you guys ever, like, is there a thing that you just stop and appreciate things? I do. I'll say to my family, I'll be like, today's the day I'd like to rewind. If I had to do this day over and over for the rest of my life, today would be a day that I would be okay with. Like, that's a high, that's appreciating. I should say that more often. That's good, Rob. I mean, I was just on vacation for a week, so we had good days. I was just on vacation.

[73:01]Yeah, I get it. But, Aaron, I was on vacation, too. That does not mean you're going to have days that you want to repeat. I'm just going to say that right now. Things are fine. There are moments that don't go great. I agree. Rob, if you had to rewind your Dairy Queen and Cheese Curd Day every day, your go-be doctor would have a problem. Oh, my God. Sign me up, though. I did it the other day again. It was so good. Rob, I was going to say, could you pull up the song It's All in Your Mind by Beck? Okay. It's... Oh, off of Sea Change. It's off of Sea Change, and I

[73:31]was reading that often Sea Change and Love Deluxe are kind of considered emotional twin albums. Okay. Introspective, they're post-breakup albums, similar spacey grooves. Yeah. So a lot of people think this Beck album is very similar to Emotional Deluxe, so I would say when it comes to sharing a creative process with Sade, who did it better. Did it better. Love it, Russell. Sea Change keeps

[74:01]coming up, too. I might have to throw on that album. We might have to do a special episode where we just listen to Sea Change. Is that one on the list? It should be on the list. It should be on the list. Pearls... Also a sad one. Yes, but listen to this voice here. I mean, listen to this. It's beautiful. Yeah. This album feels a little bit like you mentioned Indecent Proposal. It feels like it could be like a soundtrack to like, I'm not saying softcore, but I'm saying like those types

[74:31]of movies. Like a sexual thriller. You know what I mean? Love it. I love this. I think this song is so good, and I can tell you that can you imagine my parents listening to me taking a shower to this song, and they're like, oh, he's jacking off in the bathroom again. This is crazy. I know he's just running the water and lying on the floor. All right. Bulletproof Soul. Bulletproof Soul. Bulletproof makes me think about movies, and I have watched a number of movies recently, and it's made me ask one question. Should I get a safety deposit box?

[75:00]I feel like I should just have one. No. No. You know what's going to happen with the key to that safety deposit box? Oh, it's true. You're going to lose that shit. It's true. It's true. We don't have a key in our house. We have gone through so many. You know, we have the electric keys outside, like just the fob. I bet in six years of living in an apartment, we've gone through 18 of those as a family. Like, we just cannot keep track of them. They're gone all the time. It's terrible. You guys don't have a safety deposit box? I feel like I should be, like, putting stuff in there,

[75:30]like a, like, if you open up, like, a passport, I don't know, it'd be kind of fun to open it up. People think you're a spy. There's a lot of gunplay tongue on this album. There's a lot of, like, and actually, it continues later in their career, like, because they do Soldier of Love. Like, there's a lot of, like, Love is a Battlefield kind of, vision in their, in their stuff. I think of the song, in this whole album, right, there's a lot of, like, love song combined with violence or, like, depressing imagery, which makes it kind of an interesting album.

[76:00]And I think it kind of blows up what you think of Sade, where it's like, oh, this is baby-making music, and really it's like, this is baby-thinking music, where babies think about, you know. I'm gonna pull a card from Matt's deck from years ago. I couldn't tell you what any of these songs were about. I don't know what the lyrics were about. I don't think I, other than the lyrics in the very first song about No Ordinary Love, I couldn't tell you one lyric. I couldn't tell you what this is about. To me, this is a complete vibe album. 100%. It's just, it's vibes. It puts you in a mood, but

[76:30]I would have no idea what they're, what she's singing about. Put this album right by your coconut oil, you know what I mean? Yeah. I only know what she's singing about because I've read the lyrics, which, because I really like it, but that's actually, that's a good segue to next week. Stay tuned. Stay tuned. Wow. And then we end with an instrumental called Mermaid, and I know we're over time, but just real quick, we're gonna go through Minnesota's top cryptids. Look at Minnesota's top cryptids. We, of course, have the Minnesota Iceman, which was

[77:00]a hairy creature in a block of ice that was toured around the state in the 60s and then mysteriously disappeared back to its billionaire owner. Iceman. Definitely not a scram. We have the Great Lake Merman. That's right. That's right, Rob. I am dangerous. Oh, my God. Minnesota Iceman. Hey, you are dangerous, eh? Oh, I did the thing with my teeth. I hurt myself. We have the Lake Pepin Monster. Hey, hey, hey, Minnesota Iceman, you stink. Oh, come on now. Say that to me. Say that right

[77:32]in my face. Why don't you? The Lake Pepin Monster. Now, Aaron, how do I say this name of this cryptid, this Minnesota cryptid? Well, it's gotta be Peppy, right? If it's Lake Pepin. Could be Peepy. We're not sure. We're not sure. Peep-eye. Rob, is it this? Is it this? Where you used to sail? Is that Lake Peepy? I sailed with Rob on Lake Pepin. Yeah, I do. Yeah, Rob took me sailing on Lake Pepin. Yeah. There might not be the Peepy Monster, but there was some Rob's Peepy in his leg after I was out there sailing around.

[78:00]Of course, that is like a Loch Ness Monster question for you. Venn diagram of people with Hobie Cat sailboats in college and milk van growing up. Overlap or no? Big overlap. Big. Okay. Just because I played platform tennis, that doesn't mean anything. And then, of course, finally, we are going to end with the hairy man of the Burgess Trail, okay? What? The hairy man of the Burgess Trail is a most famous cryptid. It's a Bigfoot-like creature

[78:30]around Burgess and Otter Tail County. And then, actually, the picture of trees, there was nothing there. Well, you can't show a hairy man on the internet, Russell. That'd be crazy. Could you just search for that and find it? I mean, that'd be crazy if you could just find that whenever you wanted and look at it. Oh, no. This next one, what is there right now, I believe. And then Reamer, the town, has a picture of Bigfoot on that side. We have lots of Bigfoot areas, notable Bigfoot areas in Minnesota, Chippewa National Forest, the headwaters of the Mississippi River, Superior National Forest,

[79:00]a lot of Bigfoot areas out there. So, those are your top Minnesota cryptids. Okay. Russell? Why do we bring those up? Huh? Oh, because the song is called Mermaid. Sorry. I should have been more clear about that. Okay. Russell, what do you think about all those cryptids? Me, me, me, so horny. Oh, Russell. That's crazy. All right. Listen, let's get in. Sorry. My video popped off first. Oh, that's what you're doing. You're tubing. I was like, well, Russell quit the podcast. I joked about him making love to cryptids one too many times. Hey, hey, let's do it.

[79:32]Let's do it pee-pee style. And that's a joke from some shit that got cut out earlier because it went too long. All right. Listen, we're talking about Sade. We're talking about Love Deluxe. Okay. 1992. Does this belong at 247? If it does, that's a rolling well-toned. It's perfect there. If it should be higher, which of course is a lower number on the list, we would have had it already. That would be a rolling bone. And if this doesn't belong to be on the list, listen, we've heard some Sade.

[80:00]Does this really be, should be above some other bands? It's so fucking stupid, the whole concept of this. Don't say stuff like that. That would be a rolling groan. What do we think? Rolling well-toned, rolling bone, rolling groan, Love Deluxe, 1992. Aaron, actually, let's go Matt. I think it's rolling groaned. I think if we look at what's coming up after this, and again, it's kind of my favorite thing to do. You know, two from now, we've got Whitney Houston, Whitney Houston. You know, we've got the Freewheeling, Bob Dillon. We've got Tracy Chapman. I'll listen to Tracy

[80:30]Chapman. We've got Dolly Parton, Code of Many Colors. Different things. It's just, I don't know. I'm with Russell. I don't know what they're saying. It kind of feels like the same song. It's great to have on. It's great in the right moods. Things like, I just don't know when I would put it on. I think I'd put on some Coltrane or something before I put on Sade to have on in the background. For me, it's just not an album for me, so I'll just say it's rolling groaned. It should be lower

[81:00]on the list. I've got Russell. What do you think? Rolling well-toned, rolling bone, rolling groaned. I'll piggyback off Matt. I think it's an amazing mood album. Fantastic. I love listening to it. I would love to have it in my collection. I don't think I need two Sade albums in my collection in the top 250 though. For me, I'm going to say rolling groaned. I want to go back and listen to the other one and pick one of the two and say that definitely one of the two has to be in the top 250, but

[81:30]for me, I'm with Matt. There's too many epic albums coming up that there can't be two in the top 250, so I'm going to go rolling groaned, but I enjoy it and would love to have it in my collection. I think it says it all. You know what song I had stuck in my head today? Smooth Operator. I was singing it all day today. I can't knock that out of the top 250. It's so good. Aaron, we know, and for those of you that haven't listened to every episode, you must be so lost, but Aaron loves Sade. Aaron has always loved Sade. Sade was an artist that Aaron

[82:00]mentioned literally on episode zero, which do not listen to. Aaron, what do you think? Love Deluxe, 1992. We're sitting here at 247. What do you think? I mean, look guys. Hey, episode zero, that's so far back where Rob could actually hit the urinal. That was a lot of years ago. Look, you guys know I love Sade. I love this album. I listen to it a lot. I know every note of it. I know a lot of the words, even though I don't

[82:30]necessarily know what they're talking about. And almost any other place on the list, I would have said Rolling Well Toned. But I know what's coming up next week. I know what's coming up in two weeks. There's no way, even as much as I love this, and as much as it's dear to my heart, there's no way I can put it above what's coming up. So I gotta agree with you guys and reluctantly give it a rolling groan. Unfortunately, wow, that's crazy, Aaron. We're gonna send that right to Sade. Ugh, I hate saying it. I hate saying it. Aaron, why don't you throw that record over next

[83:02]to the Carole King one over in the trash bin, over in the mulch bag, whatever you call that. I feel like there's something in common with all these albums that Aaron doesn't like. Is this going to the compost box of the Carole King? You're putting records in your compost, Russell? Don't do that. That's extraordinarily bad. This album... This album... Unfortunately, you guys are incorrect. This album gets a rolling propagation.

[83:30]Propagation? Like Aaron says, one of the greatest threats to this country is people having less kids than they used to. So get out there, spin some Sade, ditch the spermicide, and just ask yourself, what would Elon Musk do? What would Nick Cannon do? And what would Sean Kemp do? And the answer is going to be so clear. All right, next up. What would Russ's server on the top of the Ewing Hotel do? Does propagate mean the same thing as procreate?

[84:00]Yeah, I don't think so. Okay. I mean, I'm just... I'm just curious. I feel like a photo in a Facebook group. Hey, Rob. It's pretty interesting. Next up. Why did I do this? Nobody likes this, and I look like an idiot. That's also my wedding vows that my wife had, by the way. Hey, we didn't need that podcast to tell us that. It's just that picture of you wearing the golden maroon tie

[84:31]or whatever, and the sandals. You know what? There is more and more mounting evidence that I think this podcast makes me look like an idiot, and yet the only person who slowly realizes that is me. You know what I mean? Everybody else has known I'm an idiot for years, and it's kind of like coming... It's like you clean a mirror. You're like, oh, goddamn. Next up. We have an album about how bad George Bush was. Can you imagine?

[85:01]Oh, yeah. He was so bad. Oh, we're so nervous. All right. Rob, isn't the opening track... It's the guy who threw his shoe at him. Yeah. That shit's so fast. Try throwing a shoe at somebody. They will not duck that fast. We are going back to the Rosemont school days with Green Day. American... Actually, that was middle school. Red Days, Green Days. But close. That was not a Rosemont. That was a Scott Highland. So you do what you need to do, Rob.

[85:32]When you want to hear about the greatest... Okay, first. Hey, you know, my favorite sports moment ever was the Gophers moment and everything. My favorite podcast moment. I want to hear from guys... But I just slammed, Rob. Slam. Wow. Interesting, Rob. I've got the perfect podcast for you. I did so much work, too. Like I wrote down, should I get a safety deposit box for one of the songs notes? I don't know. I feel like I'm doing my part. Finish it strong.

[86:04]Hit the ding. Hit the ding. Hit the music. I don't know. I told you guys I got some stuff going on. I'm just worried about my cat. He hasn't gone to the bathroom in like... six days. It's actually my mom who pointed it out to me, so... I just hope... I just hope that works out. Is this a George Clooney thing we're doing now? Oh, my God, Russell. Making the subtext text.

[86:30]Let me tell you now. Hey, Russell. You wouldn't like that joke that you're about to tell. Why don't you tell a different joke? Hey, Rob. Maybe you can clean up all the funnies I made earlier up tonight. Oh, my gosh. That was at least... That was only... That was at least 10 sets of ha-has for sure.