Harry Nilsson: Nilsson Schmilsson (1971) ep. 281

[00:00]In 2020, four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums decided by Rolling Stone magazine. This resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music, excoriated the order, and led us to making this podcast. We are far from experts. We promise to do almost no research. All opinions are our own, unless you disagree. Please sit back and enjoy Beck Did It Better. We are all the way up. We're all the way up to album 281. And from 1971, we have an album that follows the most beautiful song in the world,

[00:30]with It Puts a Lime in the Coconut. It's crazy. It's crazy. The structure of this album is... It's so weird. You get done listening to one of the most beautiful songs you've ever heard, and then it's just like the craziest thing going on. All right, listen. I'm not going to lie. It's the moment we've all been waiting for, okay? Let's turn on K-Rob, okay? Don't look at the title of the song. Let's turn on K-Rob, and let's listen to K-Rob. You know what? I always wanted to be a radio DJ growing up. What I just did is a disaster.

[01:00]Let's turn on K-Rob and listen to K-Rob. You know what? Let's gather around the radio. Let's get to FDR's Fireside Chat, okay? And imagine that he was doing a parody song involving testicles. What's up, everybody? Welcome to K-Rob. K-R-O-B. You know, we get to that time in the podcast where I just can't think of anything funny, and then, wait, it hits me. I know what I'll say. Oh, yeah. This episode is going late. We're running out of time. I haven't had a good joke, so I break.

[01:30]I cut my line and make a joke about my hairy nuts. The guys crack up, make a joke about my hairy nuts, and then I'll never stop. Make a joke about my hairy nuts. Turn the ride up, make a joke about my hairy nuts. My wife woke up. She said, Robert, this podcast is a mistake. She said, Robert, you keep me up too late. She said, Robert, what do you have to say? She said, Robert, this joke better.

[02:00]Be great. I made a joke about my hairy nuts. The guys cracked up. I made a joke about my hairy nuts. They just can't get enough. I make a joke about my hairy nuts. It's fucking funny stuff. When she heard about my hairy nuts, she's happy. She woke up. She said, Robert, I really need to say, oh, Robert, that joke is really great. Oh, Robert, did you mention that they're gray? I'll make a joke about my hairy nuts. The guys will crack. I'll make a joke about my hairy nuts, and then I'll never stop.

[02:33]I'll make a joke about my hairy nuts, and Russell just looked up. Make a joke about my hairy nuts. It's really funny. Three in the morning. When you want it. There we go. Yes, we can play that at your funeral, Ross. Thank you. No worries. We will. Thank you. We made the joke, and we laughed. Send the file to John. He'll be dying. He'll make sure. Thank you. Okay. You know what? You should just send that to him just out of the blue. Any context for you, Jack.

[03:02]He did it better. All right. You know what? Send it to the whole text chain. Can you send it to all 15? Yeah. Let me see. I just got to grab the file. Okay. It's called. I told a joke about my hairy nuts. Very catchy. Oh, that's a crazy thing. Robert. Okay. So I'm now sending an MP3 called hairy nuts dot MP3. Let's see how that goes. Okay. I don't know.

[03:31]It's okay. It's okay to click on it. Yeah. No worries whatsoever. No, I guarantee they're going to. They're going to click on that so fast. Oh, my God. It's going to be crazy. Listen. Okay. I've got. We were talking about Harry Nielsen. Nielsen. Schmielson. It's Nielsen, right? Am I saying that right? We got to start right away. Nielsen. Yeah. Nielsen. Nielsen. Schmielson. Okay. And I've got three guys who all promised me they're going to try having sex to this album. Okay. They can't. I can't do it after listening to that last song.

[04:02]I'll tell you that. Got to finish before that one. Yeah. Listen. I love without you. We got to hurry. I've got Matt in Minneapolis. Matt, how are you doing? Good, Rob. You always smile. Bitting your eyes. Your sorrow shows. Yes, it shows. I'm not always smiling. Russell in Minneapolis. Russell, how are you doing? Guys, I was having this belly ache. So I went to Aaron's doctor and he told me to put the lime in the coconut and call him in the morning. Wow.

[04:30]That'd be if a doctor told you to basically put together a pina colada, I'd be like, this is the greatest. This is the greatest day of my entire life. Okay. My doctor is always saying things like, come in. You need to come in right now. Do you think it's disrespectful when you call it your doctor instead of calling it your cardiologist? Like if you're a cardiologist, that seems like a more serious doctor than maybe like a foot doctor. So Aaron, your dad was a doctor. Like should, should a doctor be referred to by like, if their specialty, their specialty

[05:04]implies more expertise, should they get that or not? That's what they would want. But I think you just call me your doctor. They're basically all the same. Well, I heard a great gynecologist joke, Aaron. So again, until later today at the end, if you want to hear it, just let me know. Okay. It's still on the table, which by the way is part of the joke. Put it in the notes. Okay. It's part of the joke. Okay. Guess what? It's going back in the notes. But like no one, no one says I'm a, like they don't go to like a party and say I'm a podiatrist. Oh, no. They definitely do. Yes.

[05:30]You think so? Yes. Oh, yes. Yes. Like the eye doctors, they don't really, what's an eye doctor called? Ophthalmologist? Yeah. To me, they fall below the doctor level. So they would just say I'm a doctor. Oh boy. Oh boy. I do not agree with any of this, Russell. You are wrong. Okay. I'm just going to tell you right now, I'm not getting involved in this. Okay. Like where do dentists fall, Rob? Where do you think dentists fall on the scale? They're way above. Okay. They're some of the greatest. They're some of our greatest. They're some of our greatest national heroes, actually.

[06:00]Okay. If you think about it. Cardiologist Ray sounds like, I bet he would sell more albums if he was cardiologist Ray. So you're saying I should drink more 40s and smoke more blunts? This is the greatest day of my entire life. I've got Aaron in California now. Aaron. Oh, here I am. Okay. He's trying to get more cultured. He's trying to go around the world and learn stuff. And he recently found out, you know what he said? He said, what do? French guys say when they go down a slide?

[06:31]Yes. Hey, let's put some limes and coconuts and talk. Harry. Harry Nelson. Let's do it. I said, Robert. Fucking. Who's a famous? I was going to say he's either Rosetta Stone for that joke, but it doesn't. I think I'm. Rosetta Stone. All right, listen.

[07:00]Right now, let's get right into the voicemails. I'm going to warn you. Long voicemail. Long voicemail this time. But that's okay. He's on the phone. We got time. Won't leave me alone. I have three kids, a junior, eighth and seventh grader. For years, I have said I would take them to a concert if they want to go. And my oldest finally took me up on it in February. Nice. She picked Conan Gray, which I was worried would be painful. Turned out, the live show was fast paced and tight, and it ended up being a good time for us both.

[07:34]After that, my other two wanted to come off the sidelines. So on May 13th, we went to a metal show at the former X. Okay, so right away. Okay, I'm just going to tell you. Conan Gray. You guys know who Conan Gray is? No. No. Okay. Conan Gray, okay, is, I'm just going to describe, and I can see why this person was fearful. They're described as an American singer-songwriter and former YouTuber. You know what I mean? That is a bummer.

[08:01]Okay. He's like a Benson Boone type person. It's, you know what? He's friends with Olivia Rodrigo. That's what it is. Speaking of which, I got Olivia Rodrigo tickets for my kid. Dad of the year. Oh, yeah. All right. So Conan Gray. And then listen to the second show this guy goes to. This is bananas. I have three. We went to a metal show at the former X. Amira El-Feki, The Plot in You, Motionless in White, and Bring Me the Horizon as the headliner. Amazing live show. Live acts. Not sure any of you like harder stuff, but if you get a chance to see BTMH and Amira

[08:34]and MIW, don't pass it up. Amazing stage show, fire, explosions, interactive video theme, and a band that loves performing. It was loud with earplugs. People said it was loud from the street. All three kids agreed that it fucking rocked. They never agree on anything, but are all now looking for the next show. Kids' favorite BMTH songs of the night, Kingslayer and Can You Feel More? Guys, can I just say this?

[09:03]So this is a friend of mine with three kids bringing them to a metal show. What do you think about your... You tell your friends about this podcast? Yes, I tell all my friends about it. They're very excited, okay? This is... No, this is actually an old high school friend of mine. Okay. So this is... I've heard of Bring Me the Horizon. I don't know any of their songs, but I've heard of it. This is a genre we have not talked about. We don't talk about it very much. Kind of the speed...

[09:31]What would you call this? Speed metal. Although there's a little electronic... But I can see... Like, if you're going to go to a show, this is how I'd want to experience this movie. I mean, this isn't metal, though. This is techno music. Right. I guess he never said metal. This isn't a metal concert. This is a techno... No concert. It's like Nine Inch Nails, but really fast.

[10:02]I like that. I like that. That sounds like metal to me, Russell. Are they playing instruments? No, let's check out a... Can I hear instruments? Let's check out a live. Here we go. Here's a live. This is what it would sound like live. The Kingslayer. Oh, my God. There's somebody with a fucking violin. Oh, this is what we needed to see. This looks fun. This show would be cool. This is a... If you... Find a Kingslayer live. There are musicians.

[10:34]This would be amazing. This is crazy. We didn't fully understand what he was taking his kids to. No. This is like a... This is over the top. Yeah. This is crazy. It's just a huge screen. They're playing their guitars. There's a bunch of women dancing. I mean, this is the greatest day of my life. I feel like this is like Linkin Park on steroids kind of thing, right?

[11:02]This is just like the next iteration of Linkin Park, because it's got some live music, some computers, obviously, right? Here's my question, though. You bring your kids to this as their first concert. You could never live up to it. Are they fucked? What are they going to do after this? Where is this group from? They're British. This is live in Tokyo, so they have another...

[11:33]This group baby metal with them, but this is kind of fun. I might have to look up some more of the Kingslayer. I don't know. Aaron, have you taken Wallace to a concert yet? What's going on there? No. I mean, we have Anna's corporate concert where he saw Lenny Kravitz, but he was not that into that, so we've not taken him to a... Did his pants stay on? Man. The pants stayed on. We're talking about the kid. I mean, I'll tell you. I'll tell you what. Going to a speed metal concert for your first one, that's fucked up, but if you're a young

[12:02]kid... Because listen, you know that when you saw your dad's dong when you were younger, that fucker was huge. You know what I mean? There's just something about the age when you see your naked dad, he automatically has a huge dong. I guarantee my dad didn't have a huge dong, okay? So now, when all of a sudden your kid sees Lenny Kravitz as his first dong, that's crazy. That would be the... And you couldn't... How could you go after that, Aaron?

[12:30]Okay, we'll change the topic. I'll delete that. I'm just saying, if your kid's the first strange dong they saw was Lenny Kravitz, it would fuck him up. Maybe. Yeah, big time. Can we play the number one song on Apple... No, what is this? Amazon Music. That's what all the cool people... What was the song that we were just playing there? That was Kingslayer. Kingslayer. That's got to be added to my list. That was fantastic. Yeah. But like, Conan Gray has some song called Heather, which is the top song right now.

[13:02]So I just... I don't know if that's a good song or not, but it's the number one on... Just to hear what that is. I'm going to say, if you watch this video, Conan Gray is somehow both super sexual and asexual all at the same time. Whoa. 204 million views. Five, you know... Okay. Five years ago. Should we look at the comments? Let's check out the comments. Did he turn off the comments?

[13:33]Oh, no. Here we go. The song is a national anthem of every person who doesn't feel good enough for the person they love. Grow up. What are you talking about? This is one of the saddest comment sections I've ever seen. It's a bunch of teenage girls. Very emo. Talking about how sad they are. Okay. Well, I got news for you, teenage girls. It sucks a lot more when you're an adult. Okay? You're actually a teenager. You're actually the best time of your life right now. Oof.

[14:00]That's sad that I said that. I wish I would have said that, by the way. Hey, for everybody out there who's thinking I thought my teenage years were the best time of my life, I do not think that. Okay? That's true. There you go, man. I mean, kids should be into what they're into. This would be a tough one for me to listen to, but I think if people are listening to music, it's great. Yeah. I got to tell you, my kid, I took him to see... What did we see? We saw... What's her name? Who was throwing... Who was mean to their assistant? Amy Klobuchar?

[14:30]Lizzo. Yeah, Lizzo. We went and saw Lizzo. That was fun. But, you know, I don't know. Taking him to a... I think a Madison Square Garden concert is a good first concert. You know what I mean? Like, it's big, and it's kind of a big show, but then when you go see a small concert on your own, it's a different experience. Yeah, I think if you're the kind of person who grew up with a milkmaid, then a Madison Square Garden is a good first concert. I didn't have a fucking milkmaid. Yeah, I feel like certain people on this podcast, Madison Square is their first good concert. Others of us might have seen something at the Iowa State Fair. I don't know. You know, it's just like... People have different upbringings, different standards. That's so fucked that you think I had a milkmaid, okay?

[15:02]Some busty woman who lived out by the barn. All she does is milk. I just... I wasn't... I should have said a milk person. I don't know who's... The milkmaid is a man, Aaron. Okay? Strong forearms. Listen, that's the joke. Asking me if there's anywhere I don't want to be touched. Okay, I love it. So, anyway, you know what? I forgot. We're in the voicemail. We got to get out of the voicemail. Let's get into Roland. I was just kind of thinking about having a milkmaid at my house.

[15:31]I can tell you. It's time. I'm looking up what everybody's up to. Yeah, I was telling you. It's time for Roland Gold. What did milkmaids do? Oh, yeah. Google it. Were they milking things? I think so. It's a simple question. You can Google this instead of... They're the ones milking the cows. What? There was eight of them, Rob. Oh, yeah. They were milking, weren't they? Yeah, they were milking the cows. I misspoke. I should have said... Milkman, milk person, milk delivery.

[16:00]Later, I'm going to see if there's any tables that they could have helped milk them. I'm going to look that up later in a search. Let's see. Milkmaid. Okay, here we go. A milkmaid, milkmaid, milkwoman, dairymaid, or dairywoman. Okay, now I got to admit, listen, no hate to this person from 1935 whose picture is up here. This is not what I was picturing for a milkmaid around my house. You know what I mean? I was picturing more décolletage. She milks cows and may prepare dairy products such as cream, butter, and cheese. Will you marry? Will you marry me, milkmaid? I'm from 1935. I love you.

[16:30]I've never loved anybody as much as in my life. I love all those things that you're making. Is not the female... The term milkmaid is not the female equivalent of milkman in the sense that one that delivers milk to the consumers. It is the female equivalent of milkman in the sense of cowman or dairyman. So if you're thinking of a milkman... Oh, the farmer and the cowman should be friends. I thought your milkman was the guy who delivered your milk. Yes. Yes. But it's not... If it was a woman, Aaron, that's not a milkmaid. That's a milk.

[17:01]Listen, the milkmaid Wikipedia is getting off on somebody's weird thing about confusing milkmen and milkmaids, which we have never, ever done. Okay? Rolling going, Aaron. How's it going with you? Enough talking about milkmaids. Yeah, I think it's good. You know, one thing I'm digging lately is the new Thundercat album. Wow. But I have found it's a little out there for some folks. And we had friends in town tonight or today, and we went to hang out with them for lunch. And the car... The way the cars ended up was I was driving with...

[17:31]And so the song off the Thundercat album that has Mac Miller on it. So I ended up driving my friend's kid and his friend. I don't know the kids at all. I think they're 12. And I didn't know what to do. So, like, these kids get in my car. I don't know them at all. I mean, I know them, but I never see them. They don't know me. Like, clearly, there's no... I'm like, I'm going to pretend like I'm an Uber driver and just not talk to them. They can talk to me if they want. They didn't say a word to me the whole time. But I was like, well... Like, I've had... I've had... I've had... I've had strange people in my car the last two days where I'm like,

[18:00]what does the music that's playing in my car say about me? So I was like, okay, I'm going to just let the... Let the Thundercat run like this one with the Mac Miller. I was like, oh, cool. This is a nice groove. I turned it up. And then Mac Miller comes on and he goes, what do I got to do to get my dick sucked? And I was like, come on. I got these 12-year-old kids in the fucking car. You're the PTA president? Wow. Yeah. Wow. But this is fun. This is a nice groove. Where were they sitting? They were in the back seat? Yes. And you were up front? Yeah. And there was nobody in the passenger seat? I think it's time for a recall.

[18:31]That's fucked. Who would do that? Who's not sitting in the front seat? Because they knew each other. They were like buddies. It doesn't fucking matter. It doesn't matter if they know each other. I don't know what to do with it. Do I ask them, like, what music do you guys want to hear? I was like, I'll just pretend I'm the Uber driver and just, like, play my own tunes. And then this was good. This is a good song. I'm enjoying it. Aaron, if they're coming in and they're getting in the back seat together, you know what that means? They don't want to talk to your ass. I know. That's why I did not talk to them at all. Yeah. So guess what?

[19:00]You get to play whatever fucking music you want. And if you want to play a song, which, by the way, what I got to do to get my dick sucked, that's something I think on the regular. You know what I mean? Like, I'm like, okay, if I do these dishes, you know what I mean? Will this help? If I go to bed at the same time and not a half hour later, will that help? What does it take? You know what I mean? Like, I'm in the sink with the hand soap. Whatever it takes, let's go. You know, I got the gold bond. I mean, what does it take?

[19:31]Whatever gets her excited. But it's nice to hear Mac Miller's voice. Like, there's probably only so many Mac Miller verses left out there, and I do enjoy him. So this is a fun, enjoyable track, even if you embarrass yourself. If I was in the car with you, Aaron, I would have said birthdays. Not hers, by the way. Hey, happy birthday. My other favorite. My other favorite track on this one is called Anakin Learns His Fate. Undergad is a real out there weird dude.

[20:01]That's it. How's it going with Russell? Hey, for my birthday, can we get a pineapple upside down cake? Rob, roll and go on. Can you pull up a song, Define Gravity? Yes, of course. Uh-oh. That'd be great. Back to the theater. This guy loves the theater. I'll bring this up because I had a similar thing the other day, Aaron. I didn't play. This is inappropriate music like you choose to play. But the other day, my sister came up with my niece.

[20:33]She's 11, and we did Uncle Russ Niece Day where we went and explored, and she wanted to do, she lives down in the Rochester area, Rob, and she wanted to do what she called city things. Real close to Cannon Falls. Real close to Cannon Falls. Almost my neighbors. So I ended up taking her. We went over to the Dinah area, Matt. We started, and we went to an art store, Blick Art Something. I took her to an art store because she likes to do art.

[21:01]Is that on France at about 72nd? You got it right, Matt. You got it. Wow. It's an Indian restaurant there. I had to go pick up some food right there. It's unbelievably popular. So if anybody wants to go to India and get Indian food in the Dinah area, 72nd France is the spot to go. Goody Dinah restaurant, Aaron Alert. Goody Dinah restaurant. Look out. So I had picked her up and... Go ahead. Russell, can I ask you this? Where did your niece sit in the car? So I asked about this because you know how you talked?

[21:33]I've had a lot of stuff going on where the backseat of my car had a lot of stuff in it, Rob. It wasn't dirty like you had mentioned the other week. There wasn't like slime on the floor, but it was like bills, paper, stuff like that in one back. Bills? So I asked because I said, well, we were going to go, and I go, well, do you sit in the backseat or do you sit in the front? And she said she sits in the front. She sits in the back. So she sat in the backseat. She sits in the backseat with her parents. Yeah.

[22:00]Oh, my God. Listen to this. She's not big enough. But so Aaron and I was thinking the same thing, and my niece is a little quieter when she kind of warms up a little bit. She gets a little more talkative, but I'm like, I wonder what, like, hey, you want to listen to anything? Nope, I'm good, whatever. So I was like, I'm going to go with the Wicked soundtrack. What are you thinking for that as the music we're playing while we're driving around that day? I love that, Russell. That's an all-time move. And she liked it? And she is very into, like, theater and stuff like that, so I thought this would be a perfect win, right? You nailed it. It is an absolute win.

[22:30]You nailed it. Because there is that thing of, like, you really don't want inappropriate words to come up during that time. And I think a musical soundtrack is the perfect way to avoid that without picking, like, because, I mean, I can tell you right now, trying to find out what a teenage girl likes, Russell, is the most impossible task ever. You cannot, you just cannot do it. And the answer is that whatever it is that you're not doing at the time is what they like, you know? So this is a perfect choice.

[23:00]Nice work. So we played this, which was good, and I was enjoying listening to it. I was like, man, I got to start listening to this more often. It's so fantastic. So listen to this. We go to the art store. We go in, and she loves to do art and everything. And she had her own money. I think her mom gave her some money. But also, Uncle Russ makes clear, like, we're getting what you want. Like, this is where you go for it. Right. Like, you point at something that no one else does. No one else is going to get you, because we'll get it done. So we go into this art store, but I think she was reaching the point of maybe she doesn't

[23:33]want to ask for something that might be too much. Like, there's a point in a kid's life, right, where they have an awareness of, like, what things cost, and that they would never ask, like, someone other than their, you know what I'm saying? Like, you wouldn't ask your uncle to pay for something that might be too much or something like that, right? And I got to tell you, Russell, that's a sign of a really good kid. Like, if they're that. If that thought is going through their head of, like, oh, I don't want Uncle Russ to have to buy this. Yes. To be honest, to what to you is probably a pittance.

[24:01]You know what I mean? It's probably one of those bills you had thrown in the back. It is. Oh, what is this, a 50? No, thanks. Put it in the back of my car. So we go in, and we're walking around this art store, because she likes art, and I'm, like, hoping we can find anything, markers, pens, paint, whatever, like, something cool. She ended up landing, and she bought, like, one little tube of, like, this blue acrylic paint. And I was, like, we can get you a whole set of, like, we can get you a whole set of, like, we can get you twin colors of that acrylic paint. She's, like, nope, I only want this one. Wow. So we ended up buying one tube of acrylic paint at the art store.

[24:32]That was the first place we went, man. Hey, Russell, update? Yeah. Shitty uncle. You're actually a shitty uncle now. You're buying one tube of paint when you go out? Rob, Uncle Russ didn't even pay for it. She wouldn't let me pay for it. She didn't buy it herself. Wow. You got big time. So you had to drive around Miss Daisy here, and then she wouldn't even let you pay? I'm driving Miss Daisy. Good. Oh, Lord. So then, Matt, we proceed, I suppose it would be north on France.

[25:00]Wow. So we're going to hit up all the malls in the Edina area, because you want to do a city stuff. Yep. So the next one we go to is the Galleria. Wow. And we're going to Barnes and Noble next. She likes to read. I'm, like, let's go get some books, pick up some books. What do you guys think of taking my niece to the bookstore? Russell, you. It's good. Oh, that's a great day. Hey, tell me you went to a liberal arts college without telling me you went to a liberal arts college. God, I can't say liberal arts very well.

[25:30]Liberal arts. God damn. So we looked around, and I tried to encourage, but I also don't know, like, at an 11-year-old, and she reads a lot, but it's hard to know, like, are they in the kid book section? Are they, like, in the adult, the young reader section? Because the young reader ones seem like adult-type books. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But so she ended up. I ended up picking out a couple things eventually. I ended up picking out two things. I bought the new Larry Bird book, which I'm looking forward to reading.

[26:00]Why is there a new Larry Bird book? But I was wondering, what's the last, what's the last, it's like a, it's like his, about his life growing up, I think. It's not just about, like, him playing for the Celtics. I think it's about, like, his hometown. Isn't Larry Bird, like, known as being one of the biggest pricks of all time? Like, isn't that kind of part of his thing? I think so. I want to read the book. So that's what I picked out. And then I also, they do have vinyl there. I picked up Pet Sounds while I was there. I figured I needed to add Pet Sounds. I added Pet Sounds to, number two to my, to my collection. So I picked up Pet Sounds, which was great. Did you, how do you keep track of all of these?

[26:30]I'll tell you that, guys, in a minute. I got to keep talking about my day with my niece. So after that, Mother's Day is coming up the next day, and my sister's had a lot of stuff going on. So I was like, let's do something nice for her. So I took her to Ampersand, which is this fancy store with, like, candles and everything, like, very high end. And me and my niece picked out a really nice candle. That she could give to her mom all in the, like, silver wrapped up bag. So she came back with a fancy present for her mom for Mother's Day.

[27:01]I'm like, I'm killing it right now. Right? On fire. Then, Matt, we proceed further north down France. We're going to Southdale, the other mall that's right there. Can I just say this? Right across the road. Going further down north kind of sounds like my ranking system, if you want to be honest. Like, it's very similar. So we go in there, and now we're looking for a toy store. And I'll ask you guys this, because she wants something called, like, a Squish something. Some sort of Squish. Squishmallow.

[27:30]Squishmallow. So my understanding now is the biggest rage are these, like, little Squish toys. Some of them feel like more jelly. Oh, not a Squishmallow. Some of them feel like more of, like, a foam. I know what you're talking about. Like a cube? Yeah. They're all different is my understanding. But the only thing she wanted to find were these Squish toys. No, I'm not showing that. Not when he's telling this. This is what comes up on my search, Russell, when I put Squishy toys. Oh, you can't do this. I know I can't. I just put new Squishy toys, and this is what comes up.

[28:01]The internet is trying to get me in trouble. New Squishy toy name? What would I put in? I don't. Neato. That's what you're looking for is a Neato Squishy. So we go in. We go into one toy. First, we go in, and we go walk by James by James. And I was like, well, you want to try that? We walk in there. We walk around, and you can tell she's doing the, like, she's looking at everything, but she's looking for something particular. Right. Yep. And, like, if she picked out any game, I'd be like, hey, let's get that, whatever. Nothing there. So eventually, we go to another toy store.

[28:30]We walk around for, like, 15 minutes. Nothing's getting there. And eventually, she finds them. They're right kind of by the front. She buys a couple of them, and then I grab, like, eight more of them. Or not eight, but, like, four more of them. I'm like, we're also getting these. Like, I got to send her home with a bag of stuff, right? Wow. But are your kids too old for that stuff? Or Aaron, your son's nine. Is he into that stuff or not? I do think the Neato's are big right now, because my mom sent him some. I haven't seen them so much out here, but it seems like they're big in the Midwest.

[29:02]So, yeah, I think that's right. You're right on the right track. I don't get it, though. Explain. I know. It's just a thing. It's a thing that feels cool. It's like the fidget spinner type. It's like a. This is falling under the category of toys that teachers hate. Every year, there are more and more toys coming out that teachers hate. One year, it was the fidget spinners. Okay. A Neato in your classroom. Look at this. They're just squishing the squishy stuff and rubbing it all over. And you know what happens, Russell.

[29:30]You know what happens with these. Kids break them. Or they're going to cut them open. They're going to see what's inside. That crap gets all over my classroom. No, thank you. No, this is a weird childhood. I mean, imagine that you invested in Neato, and now you're a billionaire. Imagine that. Crazy. Imagine. Imagine we invested in this podcast. We were a billionaire. Wow. That would be so nice. That would be. So, anyways. We're at Southdale, and I think she's finally found the squish toys. She's about ready to go home, and I'm like, you know what we ought to do? We're going to Dave and Buster's.

[30:01]Let's go play some arcade games for a little bit. At first, she's a little bit unsure, but we walk in, and she looks at it, and she goes, this arcade is huge. Eyes light up. We go put a bunch of money on the cards. We each get our own card, and we're playing games for like the next 45 minutes. Yes. I think as an uncle, to take a niece or nephew to like a nice arcade, is about as good as you could possibly be, right? Now, Russell, who's picking the games to play? I know that she's picking the first couple.

[30:30]Are you saying, no, we're going to go do the zombie one now. We're going to go do the Aerosmith gun one where we shouldn't see these. Most of those types of arcade games are games that you literally put your card on, and it scans it, and you're literally done with the game within 35 seconds. They're short, easy games where you just keep going around, and we would kind of walk around. She'd pick one or two. Then I'd pick one. It flowed pretty well. So we played games for about 45 minutes. But then the other thing, now we've got tickets. She gets to go find another damn squish toy to buy with the tickets.

[31:02]Like, what a win. Am I right? Now, Russell, imagine what you've just had happen today every day for about 10 years, and now you know what our homes look like. Why are homes filled up with shit? Why we're constantly throwing away shit. And listen, Russell, you're a great uncle, but if my kid came home with multiple, and ticket toys from Dave and Buster's, that's one of the most ultimate shit in the world,

[31:30]is the ticket prizes from Dave and Buster's. Those are the worst. That shit goes right in the garbage. I would be so pissed at Uncle Russ if my kid came home with that much junk. It is enraging when you think about how much money you put to win the tickets. Like, I mean, did I spend $100 maybe for like a 50 cent toy? Like, in the end? I think so. Maybe you just suck nuts. Maybe you just suck nuts at skeeball. Yeah. Eddie wants something. I used to say, hey, let's look this up on Amazon. See how much we can buy like a 30 pack of these things for.

[32:01]Yeah. Yeah. So, it's fun. So, it was a great Uncle Day. I thought you guys would appreciate it, appreciate the music pick. But then, there's one other thing I have to mention, because you guys have brought it up. We've talked about it on text. I said it about a week ago. I was having trouble keeping track of records. Rob made a suggestion. Just let AI do the work. Take a picture of all of them. It'll categorize everything, which I'm kind of a fan of. I'm kind of working with that on one end. But another one of our listeners, John from Edina, mentioned I should use the Discogs app. And I don't know if Aaron ever uses anything like that, or if you log any records.

[32:33]I have. Do you do that, Aaron, or not? Just if I'm trying to figure out which pressing a record is, then I use it. I haven't used it to catalog my own. But if I'm curious what pressing was a record, then I use Discogs. So, I did get the Discogs app, and man, I'm addicted. I am addicted to this stuff, because what happens is you can go in and create four records. Folders for your album. So, I've got like a Rolling Stone Top 500 folder. I've got a Christmas album folder. I'm creating all these other folders, right?

[33:02]This is just like I'm itching the scratch of like my organizational need. You know what I'm saying? I mean, really, this is like holding out heroin in front of like somebody. I mean, this is just like for the idea that you could make. I mean, the fact that you said the most awesome part is I can make folders. It's such a fucking Russell move. You know what I mean? It's like we got folders. That's multiple lists. Yes. There's a list within a list. Yes. And I got a list of folders. So, the way it works is you scan the album if it's got a barcode, but all the newer ones

[33:32]have barcodes. Some of the older ones don't, but then it'll bring up that album, and you can choose between all the different versions. But some of these albums, like one of the first ones I was putting in like a Van Morrison album that had like 75 or 100 different options. And so, they're like it's, you know, it could be US, Europe, UK, Australia. It could be, it's where it was pressed. It's like the color of the record, the press, like who, it's just all this info.

[34:00]And so, then I had to decide, do I want my Discog app info to be accurate on the pressing and everything, or do I just want to have like the list of all the albums? Because like I don't care about the pressing and all that stuff, but if it's available in the app, I can't just put it in incorrectly. Can I? What do I do? Here's what you got. What do I do, Russell? One a day. You do it, but you limit yourself to one a day, so you don't get burned out on it.

[34:30]You just say, okay, I got my one a day, and now I'm going to move on and do something else, because I know exactly what you're talking about of like, oh, this is something where I can go down and waste three and a half hours of my life, and then I get done, and I tell somebody about it, and they go, well, that's dumb. Why'd you do that? And you're like, well, you don't get it. It was actually really fun, and I enjoyed it. So, one thing I've decided I'm going to do, I've probably logged about 50 so far. I'm going to just log it once, and then we're going to do it again. The next time I go back to listen to that one, then I'm going to edit it and change it and find the correct pricing and everything like that, because I got to have the list

[35:00]available the next time I go to the store so I can know what I don't have. But also, in the Discogs app, you can create like a wish list. So, now, not only am I going to have the list of all the top 500, I'm also going to have my wish list, which is going to have all the ones that I need to fill out the collection. Is this not great? Oh, it's perfect. Wow. It's going to make. It's going to make buying new presents so much easier, Russell. Yeah. And the other thing, this is what you guys will love, too. And this is why, not that I'm going to ever sell records, but this is what I was reading,

[35:33]Rob, using AI. I was asking Claude and all these things, well, what's the best way to do this? Yeah. But they were saying. Can you kiss me? Yeah. If I kiss the screen, can you feel it? Stuff like that. Is that what. Yes. So. Space bar penis? But what? So anyways, this app, I'm now I'm confused because of space bar penis.

[36:01]Well, it's just that it's what I mean, it's the key that looks most like a penis to me. Space bar. I suppose. Thank you. And I'm, I think I'm more of like a enter. Enter shift. Oh, no. When's the option key on the Mac? Oh, yeah. Guys, I'm a tilde. Escape. The escape. No. So you can see Discogs also tracks like album sales. Like it can tell you what albums have sold for recently through the system.

[36:31]You can buy them right through there through the app. You can identify all the pressings, purchase it. Are you working for Discogs? This is what the coolest thing is. Yes. Each of the albums, it has a price range like low, median, high for what they've sold at. So every time you're logging your albums, it's showing you the value of your collection. Like what? What more could you want? Yeah. Russell, you're making money by doing this. You know what I mean? I'm making money. It's not a waste of your time that's going to evaporate if you pass away.

[37:00]This is actually your rich guy stuff right now. It's a portfolio. Portfolio. That sounds awesome, Russell. A new hobby for Russell. I love it. Yeah. So John, for me, Dinah, I got to thank you for the recommendation. Rob, you give me a great recommendation because I'm going to do some stuff with just letting AI make the list and play with that as well. But I would say anyone out there who's into collecting. I'm sure everyone knows about this app or the website and whatnot, but I have loved the app when working with it.

[37:30]The way you log everything, the way it tracks things, the way you can organize stuff, the way you can find new stuff that you want is fantastic. So Discogs app, I love it. Thank you, John, for me, Dinah. Rob, rolling, going, how's it going with you? Aaron, did you get a magazine that got delivered to your house recently? Is that calm? Yeah. I didn't know it was from you, though. Yeah, that was from me. Maybe I'll edit this out. I don't want everybody to know about this. I had no idea. I had no idea where it came from. You asked me for my address and I got this magazine. I was listening to a podcast and the guy goes, I write for a magazine where if people want to get into music, this is how you do it.

[38:02]So I got you. Thank you, Rob. I didn't know it was from you. I'm not going to lie. Subscription button was broken. I was going to get you your subscription, but it didn't work. So you got one thing. So if you want to continue. It's beautiful. Yeah. It's like a nice magazine. I should have brought it in here with me so you guys could see it. Now, did I make a huge mistake by not putting your name as Harry Hardcock? Yeah, of course I did. I should have put something super dirty on the title. I'm the biggest idiot in the world. Man, I was trying to figure out where this thing came from because it comes from a bookstore. Like the envelope has a bookstore return label and then it's like a nice magazine.

[38:34]You know what? If I wanted to seduce him, fuck you. I could. I know exactly what it takes. It's sending you magazines from a bookstore. Oh, yeah. All day. I don't know if you guys will know what this means at all, but if you do, Rob, do you get any Weebles for selling that magazine or buying that magazine? Oh my God, yes. Russell, I had to get all of them. Did you guys do that in elementary school? Of course. It's like when you sell magazines. Of course. Russell, do you think I got weird about the magazine?

[39:00]Talk about junk in your house. Do you think I got weird about the magazine collectibles and wanted to get them all? It was the same thing. It was just, yes, the Weebles or the little, oh, it's, and I'm telling you, now that you work in a school, sometimes they'll come in and have those and you just want to tell the kids like, don't do it. They're taking half the money. The school's taking half the money. Aaron knows what I'm talking about. It's a scam. That's right. It's just, it's a scam. Listen. You'd get like that little cotton ball. It'd likely be a little green, like a green cotton ball. Yeah. Wasn't that the Weebles? Yeah, Weebles wobble and they don't fall down, Russell.

[39:30]I know exactly what you're talking about. Oh, this is so crazy. Birthday. Rob, if I'm looking over to the left, it's because I'm looking at Weebles stuff all the time. Okay, good. See if any of them are falling down. Nobody said happy birthday to me in my house in the morning. The first person to wish me happy birthday was the AP testing director at my school. Oh, that's the worst. That is not good. It wasn't. It wasn't Magic Mike 69. He might. Well, in person, he was like the second person over text, my daughter.

[40:00]And then I got a topless picture, possibly totally dude, actually, for Magic Mike. And I sent it to the crew and we thought it was the funniest shit in the world. Nobody said happy birthday to me. My wife is up. She's out. I do the dishes. I walk the dog. I get so mad that I leave without saying anything to her. Nobody said happy birthday to me on my birthday. Okay. Now, keep in mind, I'm 46 years old. I am so mad that on the way to school, I make the decision in age. I make it really fast. I make the decision. I am going to cancel my birthday dinner with the family.

[40:32]I am so mad that nobody wished me happy birthday. You're so sensitive. I know. And at that point, I get to school. The AP testing directors in the elevator with me goes, hey, happy birthday. And I thought that was the funniest shit I've ever heard in my entire life. That this guy I talked to once every three weeks somehow knew it was my birthday, said happy birthday. And then I realized. How silly the whole thing was. And good news, because I went to a restaurant where I had the most awkward encounter ever. We sit down. It's happy hour. Half hour left.

[41:00]Any orders just without asking the table, just orders or whole meal. It's down in orders immediately sending us into a panic. Okay. Immediately. So I sit down. Luckily, I know what I want because I get the mini clam chowder. It literally is the size of a shot glass. I get this shrimp slider and that's all I eat. And it's I feel like a giant. I'm eating tiny. Any food and I'll say, I'm a giant. I'll keep talking like that. Like, I don't really want to print it. My family loves it. They love it.

[41:30]I order it. My kids are freaking out because they're looking at the menu. What are they going to order? My daughter goes, I don't know what I'm going to order. So I turn to the waiter and I go, yeah, they just need a little bit more time. Oh, I know what's going to happen. And he hits me with something I've never had happen to me before. Oh, and it was possibly one of the most emasculating things I've ever had happen to me in front of my family on my birthday. That they forgot. He goes, yeah, which they forgot. And Jenny goes, I was, she goes, I'm sorry. I was wondering why you left so mad. And I said, I said, I didn't leave that mad.

[42:02]She goes, I know you were mad. And I was like, I was mad. You're right. It was totally right. He says, so the waiter says, oh, I'm sorry. I like to get the order all at once. So I know how to plate it. And then just stood there. So I asked for more time. There was no more time. No, I asked for more time. And the waiter goes, no. And so I kind of just denied. Yeah. I look at my smack. I look at my daughter. I just go, I tried. I was like, I don't know what to do there.

[42:30]You, you have to order it. So of course she just goes like this. She flips. She goes, I'll just have a diet Coke. And I was like, no, you blew it. Totally. I was like, no, get the Mac and cheese. You're going to split with your sister. But I have never had a waiter come up and say, no, you need to order right now. I like to play. And it was, she left. And I was like, what is going on? Jenny's like, I don't know. I said, we just got big time by that. Waiter. Is that, has anything like that happened to you guys where they want it all at once and, or the pressure of ordering? Oh, they get to tell you when you can order. I told you guys the ones where I was at the Hewing hotel rooftop and the guy

[43:03]kind of made fun of me for ordering the fruity drink and he, he kind of came over the top and then I, I ordered whatever margarita he recommended and I, that's not what I wanted. So that would be the thing that I remember is he, he kind of bullied me. He kind of told you. Yeah. Yeah. And a quick reminder. Okay. Russell, what are you going to do next time? That happens. Spill the drink. Yes. Clean that shit up. Spill that shit. They got to clean it up. Okay. Not nice to do normally, but if they're being a dick to you, you got to do

[43:31]it. Okay. You got to get back in big time. So anyway, that is it for rolling going. Let's talk about the album. Nielsen Schmilson. Let's talk about the album. Oh yeah. By the way, 46 birthday was a tough one. Why is that? It was the first one where I was like, I'm not doubling this. You know what I mean? 45. I was like, I could hit 90. I could definitely do that. Then 46. I was like 92. I was like, nah, that doesn't sound good. I was like, well, definitely beyond halfway.

[44:01]Yep. I was like, oh boy, I've been to the peak. I've seen the top. Oh, I was going to mention some speaking of, I think, I don't know if I've ever said this before. Oh, I love you too. I, I know I have had years and I'm not a big, I like celebrating other people's birthday, but like, I, I usually don't even, I'll, I'll, I don't know what's happening that day, but it's not a big deal to me. Um, I, the low moment for me on my birthday, this happened a few times, was like, when

[44:32]you get a card from like your car insurance people, I hate, I hate, can't stand the birthday card from the car insurance people because it's like, what if you're the person out there that like, didn't do anything fun on your birthday or maybe like your mom said, you did something, but they came a few days beforehand or something like you, it can't be the thing you open on your birthday as a card, like a pre-printed card from your car insurance

[45:00]agent. Don't send, if you're a car, if you're an insurance agent out there, don't send people a birthday card. Can you imagine Russell? Do you know how much time they sit down to write those messages and sign it? It's got to be hours and hours. Oh, we got Joe, Joe Biden at signing those things. Listen, we are talking about Nielsen. Nielsen, Russell's listen, guys, I don't know if I ever said this about you to you. I don't like the birthday cards from insurance companies. It's like, no, we've actually never covered that.

[45:30]I would remember that Russell, but it's true. The thing I do like Rob. Yes. Weebles. Look these things up. These are the best little cotton balls with little feet and hats on. And you remember you get the big one. If you get the big one, then you'd get the smaller ones and put them around your wrist. Next time you're hanging out with your niece, show her that. And be like, I bet she would love them. Would you like one of these? No, she's going to think you're the oldest fucking piece of shit she's ever seen in her whole life. That's like us looking at like a hoop and a stick and be like, God damn.

[46:01]What were these? These guys were fucking old. They like to hoop and a stick. Russell, we were into Weebles. You know what kids these days do now? AI. Okay. And you hug me. There's a website and it says for anyone sitting around right now, randomly thinking about Weebles. It's you, check visitors. Okay, Matt's back. So now we can get into the album. Listen, let's talk about the album. So Harry Nilsson. All right. This is his seventh album. He got kind of famous because he wrote one by three dog night.

[46:34]Okay. And it is the loneliest number. All right. He's saying everybody's talking on Midnight Cowboy. John Lennon and Paul McCartney. The Beatles had broken up right before this album comes out. John McCartney or Paul McCartney and John Lennon and their friend, John McCartney, who a lot of people don't know about. They actually. He actually said that Harry Nilsson was their favorite American artist. Right. So he's like, he should be huge. And so he doesn't have any hit albums until this one.

[47:02]After just to give you an idea of what this album is about, how silly this guy is. And I think that's a good way to describe him. Nilsson Schmilson. This album is called Nilsson Schmilson. Next album, Russell, put this in your discogs. Next album, Son of Schmilson. The album after that, a little touch of Schmilson in the night. And a reminder, his name is Nilsson and he made it Nilsson Schmilson. And then the running bit on the other albums was Schmilson, which was Schmilson Messiah.

[47:30]I fucking feel seen. This guy gets it. I fucking think I think that shit's funny. So he meets Richard Perry and Richard Perry had just gotten done producing Captain Beefheart. We've talked about more than our fair share on this podcast. And so he's used to working with like these weird guys and making hooks. And so basically they hire this big time band. Like big, talented musicians. And he said, every morning, Harry shows up with songs. Perry, this producer is making arrangements and the band jams and they figure out these songs. They write this in a couple of weeks, this whole album.

[48:01]The album goes up to number four on the billboard. Okay. Without you, by far and away, the number one hit on this is the number one for four weeks. Coconut goes up to number eight on the billboards. This was a world where coconut was on the radio and people were calling and requesting coconut. The craziest thing. Now, will that happen with a new hit? Song? Harry nuts. Possibly. Okay. Have we got any, have we gotten any plans? Did you guys get the text? Did you guys get the Harry nuts text? That's a text. Does it work? If you play it, you're like Harry nuts.

[48:31]Imagine waking up on Sunday morning, record a podcast. I don't want to mess with yours on Sunday morning. You wake up, you're lining back next to your spouse. And all of a sudden they just hear, you know what I mean? Like, Hey, I wonder what my spouse is doing right now. And all of a sudden you just hear this. The guys crack up, make a joke about my Harry nuts. And then I'll never stop. I make a joke about my Harry nuts. Listen, anybody on the text chain. If you played this and then had sex, my wife, please let us know. Okay. It's very important scientific research that we're doing.

[49:01]I'm putting it into my new website. I made dick ogs, right? Take perverted things. And I dick. Oh, geez. That was last week. Hey, number one thing. Ironically, Aaron Dixon folders. Okay. It's guys getting their dicks, squishing folders. I've got a whole folder full of it. Okay. They love it. This is good. Nominated for album of the year, a Grammy. It loses to like, think what a fun year. This is, it loses to the concert for Bangladesh album, which I had forgotten kind of existed

[49:31]as kind of the, this is, was it a standup comedy album? Do you think Aaron? Probably not. Probably not. Okay. I don't think so. Hey, what's the deal with typhoons? All right. Harry. Okay. Now this is going to get really fun because Harry's a super heavy drinker and a cocaine user. His voice evaporates three years after this. And in fact, he's a member of the Hollywood vampires, which John Lennon belonged to on his long summer where he broke up with Yoko for two years, March 12th, 1974, Lennon and

[50:01]Nielsen show up to the Troubadour nightclub smashed on Brandy Alexander's Russell. Look up what's in a Brandy Alexander, please. We got to know this. That's like an ice cream. I am out on ice. I am out on boozy ice cream. Getting smashed on a Brandy Alexander means you got some other troubles too. The idea that someone would drink multiple Brandy Alexander's is fucked. They should. They show up drunk and it's Harry Nielsen and John Lennon. That seems impossible. That'd be like pounding like five rip your floats.

[50:31]Impossible. Who's on? Who's on stage? Okay. The brothers who were always putting pillows over each other. It's the Smothers brothers. Okay. John Lennon and Harry Nielsen are now heckling the Smothers brothers. They say something to him and Harry and John Lennon punches the Smothers brothers in the face and breaks their jaw. Okay. That was March 12th, March 13th. Guess who shows back up at the bar smashed on Brandy Alexander's again. It's Harry Nielsen and John Lennon for the second night in a row going back to the bar

[51:02]where they punched the Smothers brothers and got kicked out of it. Okay. So he records an album with Lennon, does a ton of cocaine, gets super drunk, blows out his vocal cords, can never sing again, doesn't do any live shows his whole career. He did one in the beginning that bombed and then the next one in 1992. With Ringo in Vegas, dies three weeks afterwards of a heart attack. All of his manager embezzled all of his money. Okay. This whole album is like the last gasp of a guy whose life totally fell apart after this.

[51:33]Okay. Did you guys know? So I know two of the songs, but I didn't know they were by this guy. I've never heard of him. No, I had no idea. I mean, the name was familiar to me, but I've never heard this album and I did not know some of these songs were his. So did you know that this, like when you've heard the coconut song before, did you know this was the guy? No, no, no. I would have nobody, but now we do. I mean, nobody knew who this Nilsson Schmills.

[52:03]I don't know. You know, though he's, he's being featured now in like some movies and like Paul Thomas Anderson has him in a lot of stuff, but I just hear these songs. I'm like, Oh, it's that song. But I never think of like, Oh, who's saying it like this? I would say like, Oh, this is Casey and the sunshine band. I think all these songs, people thought. It was somebody else. No. Oh, to me, it sounds like a, it's like a parody of Paul McCartney. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Oh yeah. It's got some McCartney esque stuff. Yeah. It sounds like it should have been a TV show.

[52:32]Casey and the sunshine band. Yeah. I agree with Aaron's wife who's still in the room. There does sound a lot like Casey and the sunshine band. It sounds nothing like Casey and the sunshine band. I'm a PhD in music. You better shut your fucking face, Aaron. Okay. Actually not appropriate for the show. Okay. So driving along the beginning of this song, of course, he puts in a bunch of car sounds. So aggravating. This is very McCartney, right? I guess. Yeah. But it's just a song about driving.

[53:00]Love it. Now, Matt, we know your stance on driving. It enrages you. It fills you with a hatred of a hundred hells. What do you guys do? How's the driving going for you guys? Because I haven't driven shit, but I'll tell you what. I got a driving story. Going down to Texas on Wednesday. Hook them horns. You're driving to Texas. Texas? No. Going to Houston, driving to Corpus Christi. Three and a half hour drive because it's slightly cheaper. What?

[53:30]Well, what kind of weightlifting federation holds an event in Corpus Christi? I fucking tagged him in an Instagram post and said that very thing, Russell. I agree with you. Rob was doing the Jenny style, all black with text, angry. Don't call it Jenny style if it is that much text. It was not as much text as what we would call Jenny style. And there's only one of them. There wasn't 10. There's only one of them in a row. So it was not Jenny style. Do you spell check before you said stuff like this? Those I do. Or do you just let it rip? Well, I mean, I look. You do. I look to see if there's red underneath. I mean, is that spell check? That's what I think spell check is.

[54:00]Jenny says, listen, these tickets are slightly cheaper. You're going to drive from Houston to Corpus Christi. Sure. No problem. Does anyone want to guess? This is next week. Does anyone want to guess what expired on fucking Wednesday, May 13th? Your driver's license? Yeah. My driver's license. No big deal. Just go into the DMV here in New York and get a new one. Right? Right. Should I go into the DMV in New York? No big deal. Yeah. Yeah, I should. But you don't have a New York license. I've been doing my Minnesota fucking license.

[54:32]And I think it's so funny all the time. I'm fucked. Jokes on you. So I turned to Jenny and I go, listen, you got to drive three and a half hours there and three and a half hours back. She goes, no fucking way. I'm not doing it. No fucking way. So now all of a sudden she goes, okay, we can get tickets. It's going to be another thousand dollars. I was like, no. No, we cannot do this. Stop, please. No, you got to get the just plain tickets. Tickets. So then I book the DMV in New York on Friday afternoon or PM.

[55:05]You're doing this to yourself. I go in Russell. First of all, go home Thursday night. Got to find my social security card. It's super high. Now, I know what you're thinking. Did that help you find? The social security card? I bet it did. I bet it opened your mind. Okay. I bet you were able to figure shit out. Oh, this is where I put it. This is I go into my matrix mode looking around the house.

[55:30]Oh, it's a bunch of Weebles. Why do we have so many fucking Weebles here? It's a big red, red Weeble. I got over the 10 magazine threshold to get the big Weeble. Yeah. Has Uncle Russ been taking you guys out and buying junk now? Okay. Can't find the social security card. So guess what? I do the next morning. Wake up Jenny early. Say, Hey, do you know where my social security card is now? Was she happy about this? No, she hates me. Okay. She's very, very mad for getting woken up.

[56:01]Imagine your partner waking up and goes, where's my social security card? That's the first thing you hear in the morning. Ring, ring. This is a good card. I need to write down where I can't drive. You got to drive. You can't find it. So she's pissed. We can't find it. Go to this. Go to in. Have my, you know what? I got to say something. Yes. I think she's got to be. I think she's got to be a right, a right to be pissed at this point. What? She's got a right to be pissed. I think that's the point of the story. How do you not know where your social security card is? Did you not hear? Oh, first of all, that fucker is gone. Okay.

[56:30]That fucker is long. End of the story. I'll just, I'll just catch up to the end right now. That fucker is gone. Okay. Gone. Yeah. If there's some federal agents knocking on this door, I could be out of here. Okay. Listen, who cares? Social security. Can't they like laminate those cards for us? Can't they give it like, can't that social security card be like a credit card where it has some, like some strength to it where it's not like a little piece of paper? Yeah, I agree. And guess what? It doesn't even count if it's laminated. Okay. I found that out. I've been doing some, Hey, you know, it's fun going on government websites and digging

[57:02]around to find out what forms you need. And this is where it's going to pluck and blow your mind. I go in Russell to the express DMV, get there half hour early, go across the street to a bar, have a drink because I'm not driving. I'm in New York city. Go back to the DMV. I get my ticket before I sit down. They call me to the window. I get there. I give them all my forms. They say, okay, great. Do you want a real ID? I said, well, no, I can't get one. I don't have my, I don't have my social. Oh, they go, oh, you don't need one. You qualified.

[57:30]You just have your passport, your pay stub. And you want a real idea? I go, yep. I got my fucking license in 15 minutes and I walked out amazing. And I went back to the bar and I had another drink. It was one of the greatest experiences. Awesome. And guess what? Now I'm going to be driving. So all this work and I'm going to be fucking driving seven hours total in a rental car. It doesn't. It doesn't sound like fun at all. Some guys run their house. Some guys run around their house. So guess what I fucking rented? A fucking pickup truck. I rented a pickup truck. I'm going to be in Texas. 100%. We're not even going to use that shit.

[58:01]I got a pickup truck. I had to. Yes. There's got to be at least one good, like roadside bean and cheese burrito. You could grab something good. Oh, that'd be. It's not where I thought you were going with that sentence. The barbecue. Hey, everything's bigger in Texas. Get some Randy Newman vibes to me too. That's a good problem. A little more around my guard. I'm telling you, I don't want to spoil it right now. This might be another summer album on the boat. I really enjoyed. Yep. Kind of a fun. For sure. Fun boat album.

[58:30]I agree with you, Rob. This is a great pontoon album. I was just going to ask. Yes. I enjoyed the album. I know. Remember what we listened to last week. Right. The production on that bad boy. I know. I know. But listen to this. But your niece is on the boat. You know what I mean? Like this is a niece's album. On the boat album choice. But this is not an Aaron in the car with the two weirdos in the backseat. Hey, which I turned on. How about early in the morning by Nielsen Schmielsen? You guys might know Son of Schmielsen.

[59:00]Yeah. Aaron's son has no friends. If Aaron plays this with him in the backseat of the car. Yeah, I can't do that. He has no friends the next day. Dad, I want Green Day. No, sorry. We're doing just a touch of Schmielsen in the night. You know it's Wednesday. Come on. The Moonbeam song. Oh, the Moonbeam song. I want to say this before I play it. Aaron's son would become an emancipated miner the next day if he played this with him in the backseat. The bass player on this album is the same bass player on Lou Reed's Walk on the Wild Side. Listen to this fucking, listen to this.

[59:31]Intro to this song. You hear that? Oh, yeah. Listen. Exactly the same tone. No way. A hundred percent. Very cool. This song is called the Moonbeam song. My dad will, on the summer, if there's a big full moon out, he will get us in. The pontoon and drive down the Moonbeam. Toward the moon. Big waste of my time. You know what I mean? I want to play Switch at home, Dad.

[60:01]I don't want to be out here driving down the Moonbeam. Oh, it sounds amazing. It is. It's very sweet. Even I have to be sincere about that. Down. This guy can sing. He has three and a half octaves, Aaron, to his voice. Yeah. Yeah, this is impressive. No wonder John Lennon liked him, by the way. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't listen to this. Right. Yeah, John would have liked to sing like this, I think. Yeah. He doesn't. That's incredible. Yeah. And this is part of the reason why he doesn't ever play live shows.

[60:32]He felt like the studio was really one of his tools. Lots of overdubs. Like, it's really a studio musician, which, you know, without you. Oh, we got to talk about this. Then you hit without you. Fucking killer song. This song. It might be one of the greatest songs we've heard on the list. And to think that the two greatest songs we've heard recently are Into Club and Without You. And they're both equally, like, this is a...

[61:02]I mean... When he gets into it, holy shit. It sounds great. Russell, what do you think? Does this rank up there, Rob, with your Pet Sounds song? What's the one up from there? God Only Knows? Yeah. Let's see. Is this above God Only Knows? No. Is it above Hot Freak? Or Teacher? No. What was my other part of this? Did Celine record this? I mean, I know a ton of people have recorded it, but... Air Supply, maybe? Here, we got to... What are the best recordings of this? Let's go up just a little bit.

[61:30]Yes. And I'll tell you what, man. You think this is as emotional as you're going to get listening to this album? He's not going to sing any more emotionally than this. And he just kicks it into overdrive. Air Supply, Daryl Hall, John Oates, Mariah Carey. All right. Well, of course, this is not, though, an original Nielsen-Schmilson song.

[62:00]It's not? No. This is originally done by the band that I was actually got my nickname my junior year of college after, Aaron. Oh, okay. Bad Finger. Okay? Listen to this. Now, listen to Bad... What? Oh, my God. What? That was too much. Bad Finger. Did you know you're supposed to straighten your fingers? Anyway, don't make that noise, Aaron, when I tell jokes. Listen to this version of the song.

[62:31]Oh, my dog is dreaming and just barked at me and scared the shit out of me. Just wait, right? Listen to this version. Oh. So, he heard this version and he thought it was the Beatles. Very Nielsen. Oh. What? Oh. All right. A little bit of a nod to Nielsen. No. This sucks nuts. This truly is Bad Finger.

[63:00]I mean... But for him to hear this and hear the greatness of the song anyway and do it in his way... Gary Nielsen heard this song and thought it was a Beatles song and got obsessed with it and wanted to cover it. He goes into the studio and, Aaron, he hit this shit in one take. Oh, my God. This is a one-take. This is a one-take song. No. Come on. I mean, his version is so good. Yes. I'll tell you what.

[63:30]This is going to be my next wedding song. For sure. This is going to be my next first dance. You know what I mean? You guys don't think that's funny? Okay, fine. Then we go right to this. I was having a moment, man. I was listening to the song. Rob, I bet your second wife will remember your 47. Oh, my God. You're right, Russell. I got to get on this. Well, he's got a 47 paraphernalia. It's hard to... AI, space bar penis, divorced wife, question mark? How?

[64:00]Papers? So, right after Without You, we get this song. Weird. Bizarre. I mean, you hear this at... It's a beach song, right? Yes. Yeah. And I heard this. So, this is the first song I recognized. I was like, oh, my God. I know this song. Yeah. Yeah. To think, Russell, if I would have said to you when we started this, will Coconut be on this list? Will you find the song Coconut somewhere on this list?

[64:30]You would have to say no. I didn't even know that was the name of the song. I've heard it, but I would have no idea that was the name of that song. Russell, the Discogs people are listening. Yeah, I thought it was called Lime and the Coconut. The Discogs people are listening to this, and they're just sick of you. They can't believe that you would know that song. No one is at a beach or sitting in a pool, and they hear that, and you don't pull out your phone to Shazam it, and add it to your playlist. Do you? No. Can I just say this? This album, almost impossible to live to in the weight room. Trying to live weights in this is very hard.

[65:00]I can't believe that Russell did not put together a list for this song in particular, because in 1979, the song was performed by Kermit the Frog. Amazing. Episode 10 of The Muppet Show, starring Kenny Rogers. Matt. Kermit the Frog. Oh, that reminds me. I have a list. Kenny Rogers. I have a list I forgot about, actually. Oh, this is going to be so good. Let's see. Okay, Kermit's at the doctor.

[65:32]Listen, we're not judging parody songs. You know what I mean? Like, we don't need to see if this is better. He called the doctor, woke him up, he said, Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take? I said, Doctor, to relieve this slippery ache. I said, Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take?

[66:00]I said, Doctor, to relieve this slippery ache. This is so good. Now let me get this straight. You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up. You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up. This actually gives context to the song, though. This makes it have more sense to me when you see they're interacting. You put the lime in the coconut, you call your doctor, woke him up, said, Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take? Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take? Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take? Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take? Okay, this is insane. I feel like I'm losing my mind. I can't watch this anymore. Don't you find that, man? Yeah. Wow. I promise to do little to no research. Nice. Let the good times roll.

[66:31]That song was in Reservoir Dogs. I was just trying to figure out what else. Coconut, but a popular... This is a fun recording, too. Aaron, who's the famous version of this song? Let the good times roll. I was trying to figure that out. It's like a New Orleans type song. Yeah. But it wouldn't have been... Is it like Alan Tews Sands or somebody? I don't know. Standby me. It's an old song. So it's like a 60s song. Probably. Yeah. Kind of fun. You know, it's a little... You get a little touch of like the white guy doing the blues

[67:00]every once in a while on this album. That kind of makes you go... Kind of like that James Taylor album we did where you're just like, eh, it's a little too much, but... And then all of a sudden, we get to what is best described as a proto-metal freakout. Jump into the fire. Listen to this fucking bass line. Have this... On this album is fucking crazy. Just wait. Here it comes. Is it the cars? The famous one? This is fucking crazy.

[67:30]Yeah, but it's not the same one. This... I mean, Aaron, I'm starting a radio show right now. And now it's time for Aaron and the Beaver. Coming at you with all the sporty news North Dakota has to offer. Coming in hot, we've got Aaron. And the Beaver. Hey, Aaron, how's it going today? I mean, yes, I'm here. Oh my God, no wonder North Dakota, the energy is just so low from you, Aaron. I'm the Beaver.

[68:00]Thank you. That joke works every time. What's the weather going to be like this week, Beaver? I'll tell you what. It's going to be... So hot. Okay, and when we're talking so hot, I've got this Maxim list of the hottest models. Of the 90s. Hey-oh. Hey-oh. Uh-oh, I hope they don't fart. This is in some movies, too, now that I hear it. Man, it's like you're not even listening to Harry and the Beaver.

[68:31]The Beave. It's K-Rob's number two show. After Harry Balls. All right. And then finally, by the way, have we gotten any replies yet on the text chain? No. Crazy. Crazy. I know. It's late for them to reply. I agree. It should have been a long time ago. I'll never leave you. This might be... I just wrote one of the worst songs on the list. This might be the worst song we've heard on this list. And it's Russell's concept of the bad song as being the last song.

[69:05]Explain your concept again, Russell. Yeah, you're done. You don't want to listen anymore, so you leave the album where you should leave it. This song... If this was a great song, you'd want another record. Flip over. Here, you want to end it. This is awful. But this is... This has got to just be like another Beatles knockoff, right? It's like a weird Beatles song. Yeah, it's just one song too many.

[69:31]We didn't quite need it. But you know what? I had fun. I had fun listening to the album, but it doesn't matter what we think about the album. Okay? Because we've got a system. We're working the system. It's like when Aaron makes us go into Vegas to those guys that help us hit on girls. Ugh, I said girls. I wish I wouldn't have said that. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Women. They help us hit on women. Okay? Has to be said. Has to be said. Jump Into the Fire was in Goodfellas.

[70:01]That's what it was. Oh, okay. That's what it was. I knew I recognized that bass line. I know this has been something that everybody will know. Yeah. I knew that was there. Aaron, what did you think of those guys who tried to teach people how to hit on women? Okay? What was their strategies? They had to, like, neg them? Wasn't that the one? What are you talking about? You didn't ever watch those guys from Vegas who, like, taught you how to mystique in those guys? They were on MTV. They would show you how to, like, they were like, if you bite them on the neck right here,

[70:31]it's very good. You have to neg them. So that's where you'd say negative things to them. Oh, you're talking, like, the system or whatever. Yes. What was the book called? The Tenants. Oh, that's where the whole joke was. Yeah, no, I missed this. No, this is going to get edited out before. Okay? The system. It wasn't the system. Maybe it's something else. Bidding on women. See, I put women there in my search. Okay? Okay, now I'm going down some weird holes. I'm going to get out of this real quick. Listen, we are into the rating system. Look at it. Russell is deep into the research. I love it.

[71:00]We are into the rating system. Okay? It does this get a rolling well-toned at 281. Guys, when I think of album 281 of all time, this is the album I think of. Okay? It's got some great songs on it. One of the worst songs I've ever heard as well. What are you going to do? Or is this a rolling groan? Okay? Yes, Russell. The book is called The Game. Thank you. Russell, can you look up just some of the things he advises to do in the game? Just the main tenets of the game. What are some things where if some of us maybe are going to find some people

[71:30]who remember when it's your birthday, what are some things we do to? And I don't want to say ensnare. One is inner game, confidence, emotional control, not appearing needy. The belief that attraction starts with the mindset and social confidence. Fuck yeah, Russell. Social proof. People are perceived as more. Attractive with others already like them. Yes. Practice being social, having friends around, being seen, interacting confidently. This just seems like being a normal person, but no, I've demonstrated higher value.

[72:02]Yes. Yeah. Showing traits with status, intelligence, humor, talent, leadership, ambition, often through storytelling or behavior rather than bragging. Listen, Russell, when they hear about all the fucking committees. Oh, hey, guess what? I'm on the calendar committee at work. Does that make sense? Does that make you cream your jeans? Do you like that? Do you like my high status? I hope so. Actually, Rob, you're going to fit perfectly for a few of these main tenets. Thank you. Say how they apply to you. Okay, fat fingers, fat fingers. One is opening routines, pre-planned conversation starters

[72:34]designed to reduce anxiety. I could see you having a pre-planned. Oh, yeah. Hey, what's your favorite kind of mustard? The next thing, Rob, you were right, is negging. Mild teasing or backhanded compliments. Mild teasing or backhanded compliments. To create intrigue and avoid seeming overly eager. Yeah, Aaron. This became one of the most controversial ideas because it can easily become manipulative or insulting. Is that the part Rob interpreted as biting on the neck?

[73:02]Did Rob see you bite him on the neck? I might have dreamed that. I was going to edit that out, Aaron. Thanks a lot. You have to neg him. You have to bite him on the neck. I'm not sure those things are. Aaron, you're right on. Here's the next one. Rob, as a weightlifter, push and pull dynamics. Yep. Mixing interest with play. Faithfulness is her challenge to create tension and excitement. Oh, you're so nice. I'm going to go over here now. Like, it does kind of make you want me, doesn't it? Like, when I'm like, oh, Aaron, you probably didn't get that. You're not smart enough to understand this.

[73:30]Huh? Huh? You know, a little hug down there. Yeah. Then this is the one you were getting at with him, Aaron. Escalation. Gradually increasing emotional or physical intimacy instead of staying stuck in the friendly conversation. Yep. Yep. That sounds fun to do in a public place. I kind of feel like Rob's read this book. The next one. I told you. Paul cocking. Wearing attention-grabbing clothing or accessories to stand out socially. Rob P. Cox. Oh, okay. Yep. That does sound a lot like me.

[74:00]That's Rob. I did have my daughter embroider the butt of my jean shorts. It says Rob on the back now. You do have bedazzled jeans. I do. Another one is abundance mentality. Acting as though you have options that are not desperate for validation from one person. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Hey, look at my, look at my Tinder. Look at my matches. I have, or however it works. Here's another one. Self-improvement. Surprisingly, a lot of the community emphasize fitness, grooming style,

[74:31]conversation skills, and overcoming social anxiety. Hey, that reminds me. You know what I got for the shower? Long handled brush. I'm brushing my back like an old timey cartoon. I'm brushing my back like an old prospector. I'm brushing my feet now, Aaron. And guess what's happening with the foot smell? It's going down. I think, you know what? I think the reason was that my feet smelled. I wasn't washing them in the shower. It turns out I was of the opinion. And I know there's other people out there like that. That when the water gets soapy from my forearms, which is by far the number one thing I wash.

[75:04]My forearms are the cleanest thing in the universe. They get washed. They're just, I'm like, God damn these forearms. They got to get washed. That soap is going to go down thanks to gravity. And it's going, I feel it. Getting in between my toes. And guess what? Good enough for me. Clean. Okay. It turns out, Aaron, get a long handled brush. It's going to change your life. Now, rolling well toned. One. Rob, I'm going to neg you. Okay.

[75:30]Here's a few examples of negging. Please. Rob, you're cute. You remind me of my little sister. Oh my God. I'm so hard. Here's another one. Rob, that outfit you're wearing is pretty brave. Oh, wow. Oh my God. Oh, I've tried to think of other ways to get turned on without just saying I'm hard. And I'm coming up real empty. Oh, I'll, I'll, I'll change this to not insult blondes. But the next one is you're actually pretty funny for a podcast toast.

[76:00]Wow. Oh my God. I'm like a diamond right now. My friend is crazy. All right. Listen. Okay. When I made the friend of them joke, you know, it's time to move on. Rolling well toned to 81. It's perfect. Rolling grown should have been lower on the list. Here we go. Yes. You look like you'd remind the teacher that homework was due. Oh, my balls are getting higher up. I'm nagging the shit out of you. The game is being played. Wow. My sperm production is at an all time high.

[76:30]What else do you say as a guy to get turned on? Aaron, what do we say? I'm rock hard. There's nothing else to say. You look like someone who says expresso. Oh my God. I'm hard. I mean, at some point I'm just hard. This is really sucks. Aaron. There's only one way I can say I'm getting turned on. This is how I find out. Talking to Russell about getting by Russell. That's all the game you got. This one applies to Aaron. My sexuality is such a one way street. This is what applies to Aaron. You look like you dominate at trivia and then somehow be still be really annoying about it.

[77:04]That's true though. He does just look just like that. Are you sure about that, Aaron? God, that looks just like that. He does look like that. I feel a little, a little bit. I'm telling you. I'm telling you, Aaron. This is what it's like getting married. It's just sick. We like being insulted. Oh. Or is this a reality? Is this a rolling groan? Shouldn't have been that side of the list or a rolling bone. It should have been way higher on the list. Aaron, what do you think? Nelson Schmelson, rolling well toned, rolling bone or rolling groan? I've never heard this album. I really enjoyed it.

[77:30]I thought it was fun. I will probably come back to it. Um, but I, I, I think I'm still gonna lean rolling well toned. It's got enough kind of like misses on here and it only has the one big hit. So, um, I'm glad we listened to it, but I like it where it's at rolling well toned. Wow. Aaron, it must've been hard for you to say that many words in a row. It was hard. Oh yeah. They worked. There's gotta be like, if I said my nipples are getting hard, that doesn't work. Right? I think it's fine. That's what you're into. Seems like a lot to share over the podcast.

[78:01]What do you mean? It's what I'm into. No, no king shaming, right? Aaron. That's true. We're all in agreement there. That's true. Matt, rolling well toned, rolling bone or rolling groan. Nelson Schmelson, not to be confused with brother of Nelson Schmelson or whatever the next one is called. This is a weird one for me. I think there's great songs. I think he's a talent. I think he sounds a lot like the Beatles and I don't know if the Beatles sound like him or if he sounds like the Beatles. I can't figure that one out. Um, I there's, it's like, I want to say slightly rolling, uh, grown should be a little lower.

[78:33]I mean, I'd still rather listen to, we've got speaker box coming up. These are two 94. Like we've talked about Californication by red hot chili. We've got a lot of albums probably come to before this one again. But, uh, obviously there's, this is a great album. I don't know. So it's really hard. It just, it feels like it's a little bit of, uh, not a fake album, but it just doesn't feel very authentic maybe.

[79:00]And, and I'm not sure if that's my lack of knowledge or it's just the way I think when you find out that the guy who produced captain beef heart was involved with this, you start to see a little bit like, oh, this is kind of that silly musician thing that was going on for a little bit. So, yeah. A good song. So I'll say rolling well-toned, but I like, I would like it a 15, 20 farther down, but rolling. Well, my skin feels hotter. I mean, is that one? Is that what happens to, you know what I mean? Like, there's just not much stuff that goes on with guys when you get turned on.

[79:32]Russell, what do you think? Rolling? We'll talk about this. Oh, it just seems like we should have more. You know what I mean? Something rolling, no tone, rolling bone or rolling your own Russell. Not hungry. Not hungry anymore. I don't know. It's kind of a fun album. When the coconut song came on, I was shocked. I was like, oh, I actually know one of these songs. This is way too high. This can't be in the top 300. This one of the 300 greatest album albums of ever. No, no, no. This is rolling grown. I would come back and listen to it again. At some point, I will probably order a European pressing of it on discogs and have it at my collection. But this is way too high on the list. This can't be this high. Rolling grown.

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