Oukast: Aquemini (1998)

[00:00]in 2020 four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums as decided by

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[00:08]order and led us to making this podcast we are far from experts and we promise to do almost no

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[00:19]better this is album 49 this is easy to pronounce if you're smart like me this is oh no i've been

[00:26]practicing this so much equimini by outcast i'll tell you what guys uh this as you know it is

[00:32]summer summer summertime as the hit of the summer is and definitely we didn't get any texts about

[00:37]that argued with us by some of our dumb shit listeners but i wanted to tell you guys summertime

[00:41]to me means one thing it's about seeing family okay and i'm seeing a couple thumbs down and i'm

[00:47]not gonna say from who okay is that your thumb yeah that's uh that's way down eric oh that's

[00:52]put that away uh so this is a song about seeing the

[00:56]family

[00:56]over the summer and i'll tell you what there's a special subsection of people who love to see

[01:01]their family and let's listen to them right now what's up everybody welcome to k-rob k-r-o-b

[01:07]listen it's the summertime out there for everybody and you know what that means meeting families

[01:12]seeing the ones you love but it also means something for special nephews and nieces out

[01:16]there it's time for them to see their uncle russ oh no yeah this should have been on air

[01:23]it's uncle russ what are the gifts he's

[01:26]bringing to us did you make a game i bet he must we love it when we see our uncle russ oh yes it's

[01:33]uncle russ what are the gifts he's bringing to us did he make a game he must we love it when we see

[01:39]our uncle russ just like simon needed garfunkel the summer ain't here till i see my uncle he

[01:45]always has the best gifts for us so i always love to see my uncle russ i never know what

[01:51]he will bring will it be a shirt or a bobby heenan we always ask daddy what

[01:56]we can get for him he says uncle russ needs a hot girlfriend oh yes it's uncle russ what are

[02:02]the gifts he's bringing to us did he make a game i bet he must we love it when we see our uncle

[02:08]i was like can i do a song that's not about uncle russ moving back to the bus i was like

[02:20]there's no other choice i could i tried all these other things i kept seeing russ russ russ i was like

[02:26]the best part about this is it was literally my niece's birthday today and i got her nothing yet

[02:32]so i've got to show up in like two weeks late so this is like terrible timing i'm sorry i'm sorry

[02:36]lauren hey i got you another skunk costume bobby heenan hey this is the fourth one you've given me

[02:41]why is that russell is obsessed with the skunk costume bobby heenan's that they haven't he always

[02:47]sends pictures of he's like more skunk costume bobby heenan's why are they selling so many

[02:51]skunk costume bobby it's actually weasel costume so we're gonna say russell you

[02:56]gotta get rid of so many weasel bobby heenan's at that store like how many can they possibly sell

[03:01]listen target executives know what kids love and they love bobby heenan the brain

[03:06]if they were selling the skunk ones that would be bad but the weasel ones it makes complete i was

[03:11]thinking of the skunk toy i had growing up which was and i know what you guys are like which skunk

[03:15]toy but oh is he man his his bad guy his name was stink or and his only thing is they look like a

[03:20]skunk and the toy actually stunk i was like this must have been such a discounted toy that somebody

[03:25]bought me

[03:25]have we ever talked about this before speaking of uncle russ nieces and nephews last year one of my

[03:31]nephews for his birthday got these jelly beans that taste terrible so there's like essentially

[03:36]two red jelly beans in the box one is a cherry jelly bean that tastes fantastic and the other

[03:43]one is like a dishwater jelly bean that tastes terrible so the whole point of the game is you

[03:48]either gonna get a poop flavored jelly bean or a grape flavored jelly bean have you guys ever done

[03:53]yeah did you i used i used to be obsessed

[03:55]with those i bought tons of those and then i had one that came in the wheel and i might never forget

[03:59]one white one was like coconut and then the the other white one was uh baby wipes and it tasted

[04:05]just like baby wipes smell it was unbelievable one was dirty socks gross tasting ones are so

[04:11]gross like you have to like wipe your tongue out yeah drink water they're oh the worst was barf and

[04:16]it tasted acidic when it got to the back of your throat and i was like this is so good this is just

[04:21]what i wanted it's really i mean when i was a kid i would have gone nuts and my kids are like i don't

[04:25]want to do this i want to study and i'm like god why are you studying it's the summer it makes no

[04:29]sense okay so rob kill let's think of a better joke to end that our nation's greatest scientists

[04:35]are spending time dreaming up horrible jelly bean concoctions rather than fixing problems like

[04:41]climate change and you know what i salute them i salute you scientists coming up with baby tissue

[04:46]i mean baby think of a baby tissue right now that's one of those smells you could know what it

[04:50]is that's like this is this i'm going to delete this but i worked with a guy who wants to know

[04:55]smelled he smelled the room smelled terrible the classroom he goes somebody hasn't changed their

[05:00]uh some student hasn't changed their sanitary napkin and i was like oh i was like how is that

[05:06]a smell you know you know what i mean like i like picture pepperoni picture baby wipes like that's

[05:11]a smell you know something in that house has gone terribly wrong if that's the smell that you can

[05:16]recognize but you know it but then you call it a sanitary napkin that's that's half the problem too

[05:21]is that you know to call it a i'm a dad i'm just trying to get ruffles going i'm still going i'm

[05:25]just trying to get russell going by saying sanitary napkin this is the episode i'm going

[05:29]to show with my future dates to show that i'm actually a good uncle and now we're talking about

[05:33]sanitary napkins oh i'm sorry russell do you not think women's hygiene is an important thing

[05:37]because it is i have two daughters and i still call the sanitary napkin just to embarrass them

[05:41]all right listen i'm big boy rob from minnesota and i'm with my rob i like that i'm with my

[05:46]threesome double entendre 3000 double entendre so listen uh i'm a gemini at least when i'm with

[05:55]my friend james it's gemini gemini uh i've got russ in minnesota uh russ is a virgo he goes on

[06:03]a bunch of dates and nobody calls him back russell how's it going oh ouch ouch rob you told us you're

[06:09]gonna sell ads on this podcast just to pay the rent five dollars for a table dance and my share

[06:14]of the revenue is spent

[06:16]oh i've got matt in minneapolis i don't know what matt's zodiac sign is but i know his kid's a leo

[06:23]listen it was really hard to think of to come up with a lot of puns for these matt how are you

[06:27]doing yeah you've been working you've been working hard this week haven't you coming up with this

[06:31]episode i'm actually up in north dakota i'm up in north dakota again so i'm doing great i was

[06:36]wondering why the internet looks so shitty yeah that's why i'm breaking up and you can't hear me

[06:43]this is the very that was very good that was very good acting i like it

[06:46]uh and i've got aaron in california who just got back from a family trip and swears that he had a

[06:51]ton of fun he was talking about it right before this podcast he's a he's a pisces a real pisces

[06:56]of shit aaron how are you doing hey there's no slushing in my blood rob i'm very excited to be

[07:03]here and i'm gonna tell you the true story we have two capricorns a taurus and a leo on this

[07:07]podcast so tonight is the tour cap leo corn we're doing portmentos and i realized tonight the word

[07:15]podcast is itself a portmanteau so i'm very excited to be here aaron you are so obsessed

[07:19]with toes you even love portmanteaus you know what i'm talking about lick those things

[07:23]the last time i went out on a date and i asked her if i could do the tour cap

[07:28]corn on her yeah i did not get a call back yeah just tell her your your feet don't look good

[07:33]because you have poor man toes or whatever i was talking about i don't know uh guys i hope these

[07:37]these puns i did haven't torn us apart tore us apart shit i misdid the joke okay start over

[07:43]there we go we're starting over

[07:45]okay here we go welcome to k-rob k these puns haven't tore us apart all right let's get into

[07:52]this week's rolling going it's it's it's it's time to see what everybody's up to it's time for

[08:02]rolling going oh yeah all right i'm gonna start my rolling going this week i had a very special

[08:13]uh time this week i got to do what uh i think a lot of people have always wanted to do after

[08:20]listening to this podcast i got to go on a date with russell okay i was in the cities i went on

[08:28]a date with russell and i will tell you what i was absolutely blown away to be on a date with

[08:34]russell now before we get to being on a date with russell let me explain how this happened

[08:37]i went and picked up my wife from the airport okay and just like any time when you're picking

[08:42]up somebody from the airport

[08:43]you wait in line picking up somebody at the airport is a nightmare it's probably the worst

[08:47]thing of all time and all of a sudden i'm waiting in line for like 10 minutes and all of a sudden

[08:51]this guy behind me as i get close the guy behind me starts flashing his brights and it's not just

[08:56]any brights it's like pickup truck halogen brights and he's flashed flash flashing i see him two cars

[09:01]back flash flash flashing he's a car behind me flash flash flash he gets behind me flash flash

[09:06]i see jenny about a hundred yards away and i say to myself you don't don't do this

[09:12]don't do what you're about to do don't do it you you know you shouldn't get out of the car

[09:17]don't get out of the car but it's gonna be bad you can't help slam on the brakes he's right behind me

[09:23]i slam on the brakes i get out of my car and i go what the fuck are you doing why are you flashing

[09:29]your fucking lights at me and this guy gets out he's about six four he's this old dad from i could

[09:34]probably tell you one of the two suburbs he was from easy he's either a diner minnetonka but he's

[09:42]probably really from like

[09:42]wisetta but he says minnetonka but he gets out and he goes i'm trying to get fucking over and i go

[09:48]we're all trying to get fucking over you think we're driving through here for fun we're picking

[09:51]somebody up from the airport there's a cop five feet away from me i go he's flashing his brights

[09:56]on me and i turn to the cop and i go what are you doing i said there's two guys outside yelling at

[10:00]each other what are you doing right now he did not say a word he did not say a word so then

[10:05]jenny came over because jenny's like i heard you yelling at the guy so i walked over put the bag

[10:09]i'm yelling at this guy opening my trunk putting the bag in

[10:12]jenny gives me a kiss the guy pulls around me picks up his person so now he's in front of me

[10:16]so guess what kind of kiss what's your what's your what kind of kiss was this like yeah what's your

[10:21]airport kiss style right compare it to a movie little squeeze of the squeeze of the tush she was

[10:26]she was kissing me on the cheek and i was like this you motherfucker why are you flashing your

[10:30]lights at me like that i was still yelling at him i'm focused could you have taken him if it if it

[10:34]really came down to a scrap like a muay thai fight who would have won 100 i was enraged and he was he

[10:41]was an old guy i mean he was big driving he's a big suburban dad driving a pickup truck i would

[10:46]have taken him and i would have beat him so bad that i would have put him into a shake rattle and

[10:49]roll just to humiliate him in front of his airport pickup did you have your guitar with you in case

[10:55]you could have hit him with it or not i would i would have put him in like a sleeper hold and then

[10:58]had jenny come over and do the hand up and down thing like what if what if on the third one he

[11:04]would his hand would have came back up and he would have come back to life and whooped your

[11:07]ass in the middle of that airport parking right i'll tell you what i don't roll really

[11:11]the most effective move for an airport parking i don't think so he'd done the root the rick rude

[11:16]one right over him i thought rob was gonna go with the old bushwhackers final move which he

[11:22]was just gonna lick him all over i'm doing the bushwhacker hand motion

[11:27]i would do the uh brutus the barber i'd cut off his luscious gray locks that he had that would

[11:34]be an amazing moment like if tmz said weightlifting champion that never beat anyone in the the

[11:40]weightlifting tournament yeah we don't put some guy to sleep in the airport parking lot then cut

[11:45]off his hair that would be fantastic that would have been great however what i did end up doing

[11:50]is that he probably even better and probably what my actual finishing move would be in a wrestling

[11:53]match scurrying away now without trying to get too much trouble because i realized i just yelled

[11:58]at a cop as well large man scurries away from a fight just like he scurried away from all the

[12:02]competition at the weightlifting event but there's other people in this tournament i'm out i was going

[12:09]to cut off anybody's hair that i beat at the powerlifting tournament i was going to cut off

[12:10]anybody's hair that i beat at the powerlifting tournament as well so the car's in front of me

[12:13]right and they're putting their bags in their trunk so guess what i do i start flashing my

[12:18]lights at him and he looks back at me and he goes and i drove away didn't say anything else i was

[12:24]like this is the perfect conclusion to this i could roll down the window and say something i'd

[12:27]regret but i'm not going to i'm just going to drive away how long did it take you to cool down

[12:31]from this rob it wasn't five minutes down or did it take you the whole day i'll tell you what you

[12:34]know when you're a teacher conflict is like just an everyday thing it probably only took me about

[12:39]an hour and a half to two hours to do it and i'm like i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do

[12:40]two hours to finally not feel adrenaline coursing through my veins and finally listen when jenny was

[12:45]talking to me all i heard was like this dull hum of like you're like this is a dull hub a different

[12:50]dull hub than i normally hear when she's talking to you right normally that's like a high pitch

[12:54]really annoying hum but this was a much more dull tone yeah usually when i hear that dull hum i come

[12:59]in and she's sleeping and sweating which is really like what's going on in here and she's like what

[13:03]the door is locked yeah this self-locking door

[13:10]door's locked she's got a picture of russell up on her phone i'm like what's going on in here

[13:14]jeez i don't know how that door locked i don't know what's going on have you heard about this

[13:19]uncle russ he's amazing he gets gifts on time every time oh yeah he never forgets your birthday

[13:27]rob i'll just say this rob well i'll bring it back semi-serious i do everything in my life to try to

[13:32]not get that adrenaline rush because i know i i'm kind of like i go zero to red on some of these

[13:40]when i'm in a car for some reason i don't know and it just it ruins the next hour of my life and

[13:45]i try to get out of those situations i feel so much better if i just wave the guy by or something

[13:50]like that but no i i completely understand i applaud you personally for doing what you did

[13:56]but i oh my goodness i just i i can feel your adrenaline coursing through my my veins right

[14:02]now i had to edit it out but where you said i was a hero i'm not a hero you know what i mean like i

[14:06]don't think of myself as a hero but not all heroes wear tapes right

[14:09]i do appreciate it but it was just it was something about those lights flashing at me

[14:13]it was like i was like it was like i was like the winter soldier and it was the russians like

[14:17]reprogramming and activating me well you just you just want to ask the guy like who do you think you

[14:22]are like literally you rob you're a lot stronger than i think people give you credit for right like

[14:27]you would bend that guy and you would break him and why are you flashing your goddamn lights on me

[14:33]like chill the fuck out you know rob's all upper body though he's got no lower body strength if

[14:37]this guy would have double leg takedown rob he would have been dead

[14:39]how much did you squat rob well i literally what's your record well 750 pounds but 51 jesus but i can

[14:47]tell you the part of the power lifting meet i didn't do so well at is getting stabbed by a knife

[14:52]that the guy has in his glove box that part i did not i got actually got last place in that because

[14:56]i did not want to get stabbed which is my big fear so then we get in the car and jenny's talking to

[15:01]me and of course i'm just ride this high of being the tough guy in front of my wife

[15:04]and she says listen my parents remember we were going out to dinner with the parents and my sister

[15:09]my parents are now buying a car in washington dc and are driving out there so it's just you me and

[15:14]my sister and i said oh great so i was so excited i said hey you know what will make this even better

[15:20]let's call somebody i know is going to be ready to go they're not packing for a trip to north

[15:26]dakota with their family going on in his life we'll certainly have nothing available and he'll

[15:30]show up you would you'd be shocked at how happy jenny was to see russell it was just like that

[15:36]time russell when you didn't think i was going to be home and you showed up my house with circles

[15:39]colored circles painted all over your body and you walked in the door and said it's time to play

[15:43]russell twister and then when you saw me you got all flustered i'm like i'm like russell it is six

[15:47]o'clock we have dinner at 6 45 he's like yep i'll be there guys going on a date with russell is

[15:53]unbelievable he is such a professional dater he is the you think so he is the best conversationalist

[15:59]i have never seen anything like it we covered like we talk about a wedding he'd be like what's

[16:04]the most embarrassing thing you've ever done a wedding boom half hour conversation hey what

[16:09]has been making at home boom another half hour conversation i mean really it was like a podcast

[16:12]in real life except i don't say things i have to edit out later and everybody's mad at me for some

[16:17]reason that's crazy i don't want to one-up you rob but i also had the pleasure of going on a

[16:22]date with russell except in this case it was a true one-to-one date and i can confirm that

[16:27]wow the conversation flowed easily as easily as it ever has russell when we went to the

[16:33]school bus that was make making pizzas russell chose the best pizza he made the right choice

[16:38]is yeah russell is a great date yeah i mean i was sad i was sad i i honestly like i had so much fun

[16:46]talking to russell like i was really sad when we were done and it ended with an awkward hand job

[16:51]like i was like this is he's like that's normal actually at least the end of erin in my day it

[16:57]wasn't awkward at all it was just it we fell right back in the line well you probably knew where you

[17:01]parked in the parking garage so you didn't have to just hop into some random car that was unlocked

[17:04]like we did but is there anything you want to say about russell i don't know i don't know i don't

[17:08]know isn't there a point where a hand job stops being awkward right like i mean it can't be awkward

[17:12]the whole time no it was just awkward after my favorite part about this is i've i've been on a

[17:18]date with rob and some other people within the last week erin you had a one-on-one date and i

[17:24]live i live within two miles of matt and we haven't had a one-on-one date in years we haven't

[17:29]not since champs that place is closed now we haven't right and i wrote down a couple things

[17:34]after the dinner of what we talked about that blew my mind number one there were

[17:38]a dessert made out of buttermilk it was a buttermilk soup to which russell said

[17:42]i will get up if we order that i will get up and leave this table right now

[17:46]and your wife said that your wife said that was the funniest thing of the night i was like

[17:51]how can like she must be oh russell you're so funny she doesn't even hear rob's jokes anymore

[17:56]this had to kill rob because she went out of her way to say like this was the funniest thing i heard

[18:00]all night and that had to kill you rob right that wasn't even funny when you got up to go to the

[18:08]bathroom she's still getting her revenge for a particular wedding where rob was really

[18:16]extolling the virtues of the bride we talked about rob's wedding i stand by that it was the

[18:22]hottest bride i've ever seen uh russell also there's a woman who jenny was competing against

[18:29]the nationals who she cannot stand russell easily brought her up like five times like

[18:33]and every time i could see her get madder madder russell kept bringing her up and i was like i'm

[18:37]not gonna say anything this is so sweet i love it the other thing is russell then pulled off the coup

[18:41]d'etat of any group dinner and i highly recommend this as a move oh we compared uber scores we

[18:48]compared what our scores on uber were how we are ranked on uber and it turns out russell and i have

[18:54]by far the highest uber scores of anyone on the date so i'm gonna ask everybody right now let's

[18:58]get out our uber apps and let's compare mine so the uber actually ranks you as a rider now i do

[19:04]want to say i ride with a dog sometimes in new york city and sometimes as a rider the drivers

[19:10]are too bumpy and sometimes the dog barfs so i just want to put that in everybody's mind before

[19:14]we start talking about uber scores and who's better than who i'll start my uber score is 4.82

[19:21]who is the nicest person on the podcast let's see i am a 4.85 rob i'm slightly above you

[19:28]you're 300 just like i'm a better date than you i'm also a better uber ride that's terrible

[19:32]click on the three lines

[19:34]okay okay rosie slash my dad click on the three lines on the top says your name aaron what are you

[19:39]at what's your 4.93 holy shit aaron wow yeah also the least surprising thing of the podcast that he

[19:47]would have the highest score because a 4.93 is impressive because that means you've had to take

[19:52]enough where one four like you've got to have hundreds of fives to get a four up to a 493

[19:58]that's amazing can you think of why somebody would have given you a below a five aaron doesn't that

[20:03]make you enraged

[20:04]probably slam the door too hard one time or something does your wife give you a ranking

[20:08]every time she drives you around the san francisco area yeah uh this maybe this was i think this was

[20:15]not in an uber i think this was in lyft but uh i did uh take a lift once where my cat peed in the

[20:20]car but i think it mostly got on my lap and not on the car but i did uh retroactively give a nice

[20:26]a nice tip so can i ask you why did you have a cat on your lap in an uber without a cage

[20:32]no the cat was in the cage the cat was in the

[20:34]he was in there because i was taking him to vet rob because he was sick because i was taking my

[20:39]sick cat so calmly rob okay if i was an uber driver and i showed up and the guy was like

[20:44]i'm taking my sick cat to the vet i'd be like nope out you're you're out i would just say no

[20:50]you're not i would start flashing my brights that you like the guy tells me you have to call ahead

[20:54]about pets and i tried to call and then you can't really get through to anyone and so then the driver

[20:59]shows up and i say hey i have this cat in his carrier are you sure you're okay with it and he's

[21:03]like is the cat gonna be at the carrier and i say yeah yeah and then we get out i guess i'm giving

[21:07]him so much water right now i'm really letting him drink this water who drink up kitty kitty

[21:10]and i realized my pants are covered in cat piss and i'm just hoping that they didn't get on the

[21:15]guy's i'll tell you what that's a great cover-up aaron that's why you need a fanny pack i should

[21:18]have said that at the power lifting meet i should have said the cat peed on me shit that's what rob

[21:23]said after he broke into that car after the double date the other night oh my god what is everybody

[21:29]scores again i finally got mine just now we're way past that i know but what's everybody's score

[21:34]we're at a 482 485 493 i'm a 483 i'm not the worst rob

[21:41]are you serious i'm the worst one on here you're the worst one

[21:47]yep even compared to the cat piss guy you were the worst one on our date i think too

[21:51]no no jenny was below me i know for a fact she was that is true she was she was like a 4.5

[21:59]she was really bad aaron rolling going how's it going with you oh it's going great i had a nice

[22:04]day today i turned on the finals of the euro cup uh soccer match when my son went back for his rest

[22:12]time today so that felt like a strong bad move like you know while it's gonna go listen to his

[22:16]stories i'm gonna watch some soccer so i enjoyed that did roberto baggio miss a penalty kick to

[22:22]lose it or not no but the day the english did miss some pks to lose it it was very sad i didn't i

[22:28]didn't enjoy it guys we're

[22:29]talking about euros but sometimes you got to talk about myos you know what i mean

[22:32]yeah well this is a sports themed rolling going because i was thinking so i was in iowa last week

[22:38]and minnesota uh seeing family i did enjoy it rob i know i i did have some stressful moments

[22:44]which i will not discuss in the podcast much more calm than you were earlier before we started

[22:47]recording yeah you were like letting the language fly yeah yeah well we do have a bit of a vacation

[22:53]hangover going on in my house but um but it is the nba finals and so i wanted to do

[22:59]a uh an nba finals themed rolling gun and uh chris paul uh they got the

[23:05]oh yeah i love the football like it that was the worst part of my date with my double date with

[23:12]rob was when at the very end when rob wouldn't go home with me and he played that song it was

[23:17]brutal it's true in front of everybody aaron you played that song and everything went just fine

[23:22]just fine smooth as silk i gotta think chris paul is one of the better trash talkers of our

[23:27]generation and anytime the finals come around there's more nba stuff on social media and

[23:32]there's been a lot of stuff uh interviews with folks lately about larry bird's excellent trash

[23:36]talk i realized when i was home i sat down one night i was watching my grandmother play cards

[23:43]against my mom and they were playing gin man this sounds like a great vacation it turns out my

[23:50]grandma is one of the best trash talkers i have ever met in my life she will she will lay your

[23:57]life bare while playing cards and i remember she used to play against her father-in-law and the two

[24:03]of them would go at it neck and neck tooth to tooth excellent trash talkers and she's this

[24:08]combination of the like the tim duncan style where she'll sort of like compliment a movie that you

[24:14]made and then like the chuck person style where she'll say something ruthless like when she

[24:18]then sticks it to you with the uh with the next card so my question you guys is who are the best

[24:23]trash talkers you've seen in real life who are the who are the great trash talkers in your lives

[24:27]mine is my grandma lola i realized this last week i there's a guy i follow on instagram who's a

[24:32]weightlifter and he recently beat somebody at worlds well he beat he beat somebody that's like

[24:37]the world if if you make it the nationals you don't have to beat anybody if you make it the

[24:41]worlds you're gonna be one person he beat somebody at worlds and he recently posted on father's day

[24:45]congrats uh happy father's day to me for being igor k's dad because daddy because i beat him so

[24:52]bad that's me and i was like well yeah trash talk is a whole different thing that's another level

[24:57]strong i was like saying that you're somebody's daddy over instagram about power lifting when you

[25:02]actually don't go against each other in any form i think it's so good but it's always the other the

[25:07]other great trash talker that i remember in my life is pj dotrieb who was a high school basketball

[25:11]player for ankeny high school pj was like 5 10 160 pounds pj dotrieb was this floppy haired guy

[25:19]like a like in the pistol feet that's what i call my penis but he won a state title as a junior in

[25:23]high school and he was an absolute legend for just shit talking and he was a great guy and he was a

[25:27]all day long he didn't care he could shoot from anywhere so i would say uh my grandma lola my great

[25:33]grandpa emerson and pj dotrieb those are the three best trash talkers i've seen in person in my

[25:37]lifetime aaron i can't wait to put this as our clip for the show on instagram you're talking about how

[25:42]the three greatest trash talkers of all time are two relatives and some guy nobody's ever heard of

[25:47]from high school pj dotrieb everyone's heard of him you see what happens if we put pj's name in

[25:52]our podcast description you never know think if pj played your mom played your grandma and gin rummy

[25:57]god like that right i would be to see that it'd be so exciting the problem with trash talking is

[26:02]is you're never ever like always on top right like you always have a fall back to great and so

[26:09]grandma grandpa whatever they can trash talk all they want but like if you're in athletics

[26:12]you always get beat you're always get old you always retire somebody always best you right

[26:17]and so it's just never a good idea it's just not a good idea if i ever met aaron's grandma i would

[26:22]just play aaron's performance on this podcast and drop the mic and walk the fuck away and be like

[26:27]the dna burn i i was playing card i think there's something about a there's something about cards

[26:33]of the family because you know what gets them i was playing my sister makes us play until she

[26:38]wins right so my dad and i are partners we're playing against my sister we come back and beat

[26:42]him once we there we're down again and you can just see there's a comeback coming i said dad do

[26:49]you hear that and he goes i do hear that and he starts going and i go oh it's the comeback train

[26:54]and then we give each other the victory glass and then we go oh it's the comeback train and then we

[26:57]give each other the victory glasses we're giving the victory horns and we're absolutely unbearable

[27:01]to deal with when we're together uh matt rolling going how's it going with you uh good i'm up in

[27:07]north dakota i've got uh just a list here of things to go through um it was raining the other

[27:12]day i went to your list today what's that we can't see your list normally we can see your posted we

[27:17]can't see it today is it like a got a virtual type whatever oh my gosh and so okay so i went

[27:23]to movie theater for the first time it was it was great to be back in the movie did you see

[27:27]in north dakota they were showing gone with the wind that's the movie that just got up there

[27:31]yeah it was good so we saw boss baby 2 is raining up here so we decided to go into town and and uh

[27:37]and see a movie um i'm paying my kid to write out words he doesn't know this summer that's kind of

[27:44]his thing that i'm doing like and really he thinks it's so that he learns new words really

[27:48]reading's really bad so i'm trying to just get him to write right and so he comes back he goes

[27:53]i got and his big thing is trying to find words that i've never heard of before so he came down

[27:58]he came down from the cabin that he goes okay here's my words and the first one was excoriating

[28:03]and sarah and i both went ah excoriating i know what excoriating is but then i kind of said

[28:08]what is excoriating because i don't know so um i've been on a lot of boat rides some things i've

[28:15]learned on the boat uh out here in north dakota um there's some new tv show called sex life and

[28:22]apparently episode three is about sex life and i've been on a lot of boat rides and i've been on a lot of

[28:23]at 1942 all of the women keep talking about something from sex life on netflix episode 3

[28:32]1942 i don't know what it is but you know i don't know if our listeners we since that's kind of our

[28:37]demographic you guys should go check it out apparently everybody's talking about it um went

[28:42]to the i'll tell you what's a good way to not help your sex life is go visit family yeah

[28:48]yeah that helps there's a joke in there somewhere

[28:52]yeah i'll

[28:53]all three of you got real serious on that you've been on too many trips recently

[28:57]one of the uh one of the closest towns where we're at is called turtle lake north dakota we

[29:02]went to turtle lake days they had a parade right down main street it was 30 minutes it was perfect

[29:07]that's 30 minutes in the parade who was in the parade it was like the highlight of the parade

[29:11]there was the you know like the fire uh the fire brigade came through a couple farmers there was

[29:17]some old cars the class of 1991 came through and was passing out can koozies from turtle lake

[29:23]did you knock over when they were throwing out candy no but that's the thing is every float for

[29:28]30 minutes through as much candy we said we ended up at the beginning of the parade somehow like

[29:34]just we didn't know where we're going we just ended up there and so the kids literally can't

[29:37]think of like the old like a backpack that you've got they literally came back with a backpack full

[29:42]like you couldn't put any more candy in it and so now we've got a backpack full of candy it was

[29:46]unbelievable the amount of candy thrown out here's a tip pro tip for parade people if it's i don't

[29:51]like when matt does that when he says here's a tip if it's july if it's july and you're gonna

[29:57]have a parade at noon on a pavement let's not throw chocolate out m&m's no good no milk duds

[30:05]no good like let's let's realize what's gonna happen to that chocolate you know as soon as it

[30:09]gets on onto the street so that's just the pro tip um i i like that the the democratic socialist

[30:15]float goes by it's just one person in north dakota whoa um by the way i will say they make you give

[30:20]some candy back uh here's the thing if you're a teacher and you're at a parade for your school

[30:25]if you're a teacher and you're at a parade for school it turns out it's not the same as other

[30:30]parades because kids on floats it might surprise you they will try to whip candy at you as hard as

[30:36]they possibly can and so it turns a parade into a fun time into a ptsd type scenario where i am now

[30:43]terrified of going to parades after getting hit with a cheery jolly rancher right in the eye

[30:47]my last thing that i got on my list is i had

[30:50]maybe the best dream that i've ever had in my life oh bat wow this is where the podcast is getting to

[30:56]it it hasn't even taken 50 episodes i love it best dream i've ever had maybe the best dream i've ever

[31:01]had i was hanging out with pearl jam oh no david was filling in for pearl jam and and eddie vetter

[31:08]asked me to come up with a set list yes but much like all of these things much like all of these

[31:14]things where you know like you know you can't think of anything you can't get there i couldn't

[31:18]come up with like more than two songs for pearl jam and so i failed i failed at coming up with a

[31:23]set list for the concert they're at and and black hole sun oh no that wasn't you oh no

[31:30]matt wakes up matt wakes up and his wife's like we can't travel anymore you gotta stay home when

[31:36]you're gonna have these dreams matt what's the opener and what's the closer open within hiding

[31:41]and end with young ledbetter because they had they always they always end with a really calm one you

[31:48]know some issues that a trampling and horrible thing happened you know when they ever yeah these

[31:53]all these groups they end with like their best greatest ever you know pearl jam ends with a

[31:58]soft one so they kind of bring the crowd they're so good they have to end with they are they're so

[32:01]good i mean three hours matt in his dream though he was like play man in the box they're like that

[32:06]was alice yeah so that's all i got that's all i got on my list that's what's rolling going that's

[32:10]an amazing list i like i like that matt's first thing is like well i'm in north dakota so i went

[32:14]to see a movie like like times are times are rough when you're

[32:18]in north dakota hanging out with family russell rolling going how's it going with you rolling

[32:22]going we've talked about this once before a while back i went back to the gym for the first time but

[32:26]now that we're kind of starting to get back to the real world i've been i've been to the gym

[32:31]multiple times so i thought we could go over jim and i again i had to share a few of my gym

[32:35]experiences and rob's a professional lifter so maybe rob will have thoughts on this but it might

[32:41]be different than the rest of everyone out there so i thought i'd give you guys a few experience

[32:45]ahead of the gym see what you thought is that cool sounds good let's hear it let's hear it let's hear it

[32:48]russell's gym corner oh ah oh yeah jim and i the first one is we've talked before about someone

[32:57]monopolizing machine in this case the other day i was at the gym and there was a man and his wife

[33:04]or spouse or girlfriend or whatever but they monopolized a part of the gym for like 35 minutes

[33:11]where they had like three machines and they were lifting stuff what i gotta ask is if you have two

[33:17]people alternating on machines and you have two people alternating on machines and you have two

[33:18]machines are you allowed to monopolize that stuff for twice as long as you would if you were just

[33:23]there by yourself two people i'm gonna go i'm gonna go with uh technically no but i'm gonna go

[33:31]with this if they are there every single day and they've been there for 10 years and like you know

[33:36]you've got some gym cred if you've been there for if they're new they haven't been around and they're

[33:41]just going to come in and try to use it i don't know i give jim cred the people who have been

[33:46]there consistently and they've been there for like 10 years and they've been there for like 10 years

[33:48]throughout this whole thing have been members for a long time so i don't know it's hard to tell

[33:52]essentially matt's not going to talk shit to someone who's stronger than him is what he's

[33:55]saying yeah no i'll tell you what if you're one person if you're one person you get to monopolize

[34:02]two machines if you're doing strict supersets if you are two people you get to monopolize

[34:08]two machines that's it you cannot use more than two machines you're going back and forth if you're

[34:13]using three to four machines that is too many machines to use there's no reason that you're

[34:17]using that many machines that's it you're not going to monopolize two machines that's it you're

[34:18]not going to monopolize two machines that's it you're not going to monopolize two machines that's it you're not going to

[34:18]and russell you have a right and a duty as a gym goer to hop in even if you don't really want to

[34:23]do the lift just hop in and do a set and say hey can i work in they have to say yes they have started

[34:28]flashing my lights and it didn't work but which machine was it and were they doing good clean rep

[34:36]russ is now trying to think of a gym machine uh is that one where your legs come in and out

[34:40]because the one if they're doing half reps that one that really burns me like get in there do your

[34:47]work do it for real

[34:48]and then get out of there no they were doing like each would do the each would do the rep and then

[34:53]they would have a conversation it was it was they monopolized like a a 10 by 10 foot area of the gym

[34:59]that probably would take they have like a towel machines for a half russell are you talking like

[35:04]here this is no but i'm not a i'm not a i'm not a break-in and say can i can i jump in on a set i

[35:09]just want my space yeah i don't want to i don't want to jump in so i just want them to move along

[35:14]this is eight by ten area the men's bathroom and it was a toilet and like the shower

[35:18]you're like hey come on guys is that funny i feel like that's funnier than what you guys did

[35:23]it could be the second one i was gonna ask you this could also be okay this could also be

[35:29]different for rob because rob is lifting is a huge part of rob's life but what do you guys

[35:34]think about small talk at the gym people who are at the gym and they're constantly going around

[35:38]instead of getting their stuff in they're constantly going around their talk they're

[35:42]chatting up people they they spend an hour and a half talking to people 10 minutes doing what

[35:46]they need to do what do you think about socialites at the gym um i i have there's there's a guy who's

[35:52]86 years old at the gym that i go to he lives about a block and half my parents he all he i

[35:57]mean this is his social life right like he shows up yeah so that he can talk to people he's in the

[36:03]locker room talking to people he's you know people are in there getting dressed and so he's like look

[36:07]how i'm drying my balls i put my foot above the air dryer i dry my balls it inflates like a french

[36:13]air hot air balloon you gotta lean into that you gotta lean in a little bit you gotta lean into that

[36:16]just to get a little bit more underneath it yeah just flying up and you're like what hey what age

[36:22]do you have to get to when you can do that and am i there yet or not yes yeah yeah oh good i'm glad

[36:27]i'm glad you guys confirmed that my behavior was acceptable but the problem is is like you know

[36:32]like i i want to i want to craft out like once a week to talk to him and we want to talk twins and

[36:37]he knows all this kind of stuff like i want to talk to him because i understand you know that

[36:42]look this is a social thing for him but half that you have to

[36:46]strategically see where he's at and you come out of the gym you know you look up he's over there i'm

[36:52]gonna go i'm gonna go left he's over to the right i'm gonna go left kind of a thing and so i don't

[36:56]know it's you have to i don't know it it it sucks i'm not gonna lie it's horrible you want to get

[37:03]you want to do your thing it's horrible to talk to people especially when they don't want to lift

[37:07]you want to lift right you just want to get in and out but i think it's it's your duty as a human

[37:11]being to uh you know at least help that person out for five minutes and talk to them can i recommend

[37:16]it's something i do at the gym to get people to stop talking about me just repeat after me hey i

[37:21]have a podcast you want me to tell you about it and i find that ends all conversation immediately

[37:26]check and check so what what was it what was the experience though russell's somebody talked to you

[37:32]or you just see people talking yeah russell had some hot woman talking to him he's like god damn

[37:36]it i'm trying to do these hip adductors here well speaking of the hip abductor my next question was

[37:41]going to be should i do my 90 minute abductor routine at the beginning or the end of the

[37:46]my set and is five inch shorts too short or do i need to go to seven depends on the under what

[37:53]you're wearing underneath them i didn't think you had to wear anything at the gym i thought

[37:57]you were good don't you need to stay easy breezy that's what i thought rob plus you know those

[38:03]balls are dry russell's been in there doing a super set on the on the shower to the hair dryer

[38:08]the next real question is is what do you guys think of the person who jumps on the cardio

[38:16]i think it's a good question because i think it's a good question because i think it's a good question

[38:20]because i think it's a good question because i think it's a good question because i think it's

[38:22]a good question because i think it's a good question because i think it's a good question

[38:23]because i think it's a good question because i think it's a good question because i think it's

[38:24]a good question because i think it's a good question because i think it's a good question

[38:24]okay okay okay if there's five urinals in in the bathroom i go to the one right next to

[38:32]okay sure and somebody comes in and they they don't go to let's say one two three four five

[38:37]right they don't go to number one or number five they go to like two or four that's one of these

[38:42]logic puzzles right yes and then somebody else comes in and there's two people and they go to

[38:46]the third person i mean like you it's all messed up a good choice everybody just understands to go

[38:51]to one or five and then the second person goes to three or one you know we're covered we've got

[38:55]three it's the same thing did you hop in did you personally russell hop into a the wrong position

[39:02]to begin with and then force them to come in or is there multiple no matt matt i i am i am over

[39:10]analytical about this okay i walked in and i try to find the the possible spot where i can stay as

[39:16]far away from the other person as i can and i try to find the the possible spot where i can stay as

[39:16]far away from the other person as i can and i try to find the the possible spot where i can stay as

[39:16]far away as people as possible so i'm going to always go one three five set i always stay on

[39:20]the end so no one needs to go next to me all right so then the only other thing is for this person

[39:25]again if they're like a lifer they're in there they've been there for years if this is their

[39:29]machine and that you know that's right next to you it's acceptable but you won't know that until

[39:34]you've been there for two or three times and they're and they're in on that machine you know

[39:38]every time that you're there so you got to give them a little bit of grace until you realize like

[39:43]you know what that person's never been there so you could talk about hold on i got i got

[39:46]to ask rob and aaron this so let's say i'm on a machine and i'm next to matt and that's always

[39:52]using the third machine and i'm next to it does matt need to move away and go somewhere else or

[39:57]is he allowed to use his machine right he gets to use his machine but i will say if you're in a gym

[40:01]with uh uh aerobic machines fuck that gym you don't need that gym you need a gym where there's

[40:07]weights and there's racks and that's it if there's any running or like heavy breathing going on you

[40:12]are at the wrong ellipticals yeah no step machines no

[40:16]way maybe a row machine i think the key is russell when you get next to somebody like that you just

[40:20]go 0.1 higher than what they're doing you know what i mean like they're they're running at three

[40:24]you're at 3.1 you're like oh no big deal to me i do that oh yeah you check in on them because

[40:30]then you start running and then you get like locked in step you got to run a little faster

[40:34]than them yeah oh yeah for sure if i could go 0.1 higher than anyone i know i would be much

[40:38]i would not be single right now i'd still be i'd be much better off what you do then when you need

[40:42]to quit is that you take your phone you go hello hello and then you hop out the treadmill like

[40:46]you got a call and that's why you had to stop running not because you're you feel like your

[40:49]heart is going to jump out of your chest it's going to be an important call from like real

[40:54]business yeah hello hello yes it's the dick hospital yes it is so big what i can finally

[41:02]wear five in shorts thank you so much great oh why are you that 10 million dollars direct for

[41:08]my checking account because i already know it's not still gray no color has come back thank goodness

[41:16]is it supposed to be gray yes i've been yes i have been drying it with the air dryer like you said

[41:20]okay and it's still supposed to be gray like that's darker than the rest of my body that's

[41:25]normal okay that sounds good thank you glad to hear that because i was getting some looks

[41:28]by the way when you when you had russell's uh machine you know talking to his date that said

[41:35]this is the average size american penis that still makes me laugh for this day why do we have to bring

[41:40]that back up have i not gone through enough recently for you guys why do we got to do that

[41:44]average size russell's

[41:46]counting women as well so that's that's the thing it's not medium if you take a bunch of zeros i'm

[41:52]looking pretty good like the median penis size whoa forget about it average that's everyone

[41:57]there's a lot of zeros in there let's get into the album now russell sent a very nice note the

[42:01]other day saying hey you know what let's get in the album part we should have a soundbite for this

[42:05]i didn't do that but i did make a waterbed one that we haven't used yet so let's listen to my

[42:10]waterbed song i've got an ocean of the ocean you made a

[42:16]waterbed corner oh it did show me something we do every time

[42:22]all right so great let's talk about waterbeds or aquamini

[42:27]okay i'm just gonna play one more

[42:31]i've got a waterbed this is the back did it better waterbed corner oh yeah

[42:40]oh yeah why is that the sound of a waterbed i don't want to get into it for you

[42:46]you know what why do we only have why do we only have dozens of listeners and not more

[42:51]this is a very important album i really i apologize to the whole dungeon family

[42:56]what is happening all right so do i i'm so sorry okay all right here we go

[43:02]so the it's 40 it's 48 on the list rob can make his water buds

[43:07]49 russell we're moving up this list we're almost to what are your three sentences rob 1998 this is

[43:15]1998 album

[43:16]to give you a little history of outcast andre 3000 and big boy met in high school now i think

[43:22]about like friends i had in high school and like becoming superstars with them none of the people

[43:26]i knew in high school is what that happened with that's why i waited for college guys like you to

[43:29]become superstars of the podcast where we have literally dozens of downloads they came out

[43:34]southern play a list of cadillac music came out when they were 19 and that album was certified

[43:40]platinum in a year okay so here's the thing this album aquamini is a portmanteau

[43:46]of their zodiac signs and the album is supposed to be kind of a blend of their

[43:49]parallel thinking of how they do an album 1996 they came out with at aliens did i say that one

[43:55]right am i right there yeah and it's kind of like hip-hop but it's more outer space jazzy stuff

[44:01]and you can hear a ton of that on this album along with the fact that guess who andre 3000

[44:06]was dating during the making of this album what you're gonna do with erica bad yeah i mean there's

[44:12]no doubt that erica badu had a huge influence on the sound and kind of the what you hear especially

[44:16]toward the end of this album i think when it gets out of the the more hip-hop stuff more into the

[44:21]experimental stuff and for so he had a baby with erica badu now he did what any guy who has a baby

[44:27]with somebody does it says listen i gotta get to work you know you either get into like long

[44:31]distance running or triathlons or you go like i gotta get to work i gotta go live at the studio

[44:35]i want to take care of this baby oh my god i love the baby so much and i love you but i gotta get to

[44:40]work so they lived in this studio for weeks at a time and literally just musicians would come through

[44:45]so now we have a hip-hop

[44:46]album where once again they're bringing live musicians and i saw in one interview somebody

[44:51]likened it to motown whereas just these people coming in jamming and they would take what they

[44:55]liked from it and use that very similar to what we've seen on a lot of these great albums where

[44:58]basically this was their album where they got to really be in full control we saw with the beach

[45:02]boys we saw the beatles we saw a little bit with paul simon's graceland andre 3000 did a ton of

[45:07]production on this album while big boy did a lot of the hooks and the beats and man some of the

[45:16]little things that we're going to hear in this album you can hear a little bit more of the outer

[45:17]space jazz theme but toward the end you can hear kind of a hard guitar sound that we're going to

[45:21]hear on stanconia with their next album as well this album i do find really interesting when the

[45:26]rolling stone list first came out this was 500 on the rolling stone list it is now it is now all the

[45:32]way up to 49. yeah but the first list came out in 2005 and so it was literally like seven years

[45:38]afterwards so it was a big deal to be on that list when the original list came out and so

[45:43]all right you guys ready to get into the album

[45:46]yeah i'd love to all right let's get into it here we go

[45:49]aaron is not amused by this the rest of us are laughing sometimes rob but you need to get rid

[46:00]of this on this album this is not gonna i haven't had mad get mad at me yet on the podcast but we'll

[46:04]see this might this could be the episode of that i've had too many captain cokes to get mad at you

[46:09]this week i don't know we'll see you might log off early this one too we'll see what do you guys

[46:14]think of this is the beginning the very intro of the album

[46:16]it's not like a banger song right off the bat it's kind of the smooth quiet thing what do you

[46:20]guys think of it as an intro i you know i'm just gonna say this i this album i've never listened

[46:26]to before i had trouble getting with the the setup of this album until i listened to it a couple

[46:32]times and part of it is that everything on this album to me sounded like it had way too much bass

[46:36]but i was listening to it in my dad's car and then i listened to i was listening to blues traveler

[46:41]and i was like jesus this song has too much bass and i was like i think this car just has too much

[46:45]bass when blues traveler is doing too much bass so i'm not sure i i mean that's the that's the

[46:50]that's the appeal to me of outcast is that it it rewards repeat listens it rewards really paying

[46:57]attention it rewards listening intentionally but it also just fucking knocks right i mean parts of

[47:04]this album just absolutely bang but it does really require you to sit in and pay attention i think

[47:09]that's what they're doing with this first track and the lyrics i mean i've never i mean i've i'm a

[47:15]huge fan of this album and i've never listened to it before i've never listened to it before i've

[47:15]been a huge outcast fan and the lyrics on this you find new things every time you hear it every

[47:21]every time so here's the deal guys i when i took this album and i realized i needed to get the clean

[47:27]version because there's so many n words in it i was shocked the idea that outcast was a hit like a

[47:34]like a rap album with bad language blew my mind because all i've ever heard before was ms jackson

[47:39]and hey so i thought that's what i was going to be hearing i was like wait what so your guys's job

[47:45]today is to hear outcasts and i was like wait what so your guys's job today is to hear outcasts

[47:45]me that i should love outcast how about that for a theme sure there's a lot to love about it return

[47:51]of the g this is this is a banger if you will once they get past the intro that intro kind of

[48:01]with the thumb piano this is this is the hook to get you into the album for me it's definitely got

[48:10]that west coast influence to me and it's like yeah they're for sure letting you know like we're gonna

[48:15]wrap our ass off like we're gonna wrap your face off we're gonna hit you with the bass

[48:18]but it might get weird too yeah and a lot of this was response to people criticizing dray for how he

[48:24]dressed and what he looked like because he wasn't your classic you know rapper and they were saying

[48:28]no no no check us out we're we're gonna bring it but even outcast is i mean like it's not what you

[48:33]think of as rap it's not west coast it's not new york it's southern rap so you have to understand

[48:40]that you want to talk about hooks is big boy one of the best

[48:45]in the game at writing hooks apparently uh uh andre23000 came up with this song

[48:50]and big boy was at home listening to it and he wrote the hook and he said i got it i nailed it

[48:54]he came up with this hook and just nailed it listen to this

[48:57]this was definitely on my win amp player when i was in college

[49:05]this was the only outcast song that i remember when i was 18 you know college

[49:15]student that i remember being really big for outcast this is the only one i remember being

[49:20]on my win amp you guys were other songs really commercially hits or very popular at the time

[49:25]no spody od dope delicious when we get to it i mean is all right about as bad but this song

[49:30]and then you've got that break in the middle where they kind of break it down

[49:33]is unbelievable you know with the horns and everything and i yeah that that's what got me

[49:38]into outcast my favorite thing about this song is that i like to imagine that that andre was

[49:43]actually in the studio going back and like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like

[49:47]i like to imagine how long he was wait what did he say i know it was a little more time aaron

[49:51]for future episodes here one more time we couldn't hear you were away from the mic

[50:03]what was aaron what if andre 3000 was on a waterbed

[50:06]these guys are gonna hate you by the end of this job

[50:13]i won't take till the end don't worry about that i'm a professional so this next song i listened to

[50:18]it and i was like god skewed on the barbecue this is a class this is a hit and it's not a well-known

[50:22]outcast song i'm so smart for thinking it's a hit i look it's the first single off this album i was

[50:27]like god damn it yeah and they put real fun on it right let's keep it on the barbie wing trying to

[50:32]lose say happy night they don't change the book it's the hook on this is so strong

[50:36]i like that they switched up the sense to be kind of sinister and spooky because it was like

[50:42]cool

[50:43]and rayquan's verse on this is impenetrable i don't know what the hell he's talking about

[50:52]so rayquan's on this and he says that oh we weren't planning to make this big in new york

[50:59]with this but this is what made outcast respected in new york a southern rap rayquan from from

[51:06]right yeah if you get rayquan's face on your shit you're good you want to hear aaron's thoughts on

[51:12]rayquan listen to our wu-tang episode is where does where does rayquan wake rank on like the

[51:18]wu-tang rappers like if he comes to your and he's part of this is that a huge deal or where does he

[51:22]he's the top he's the number one out of like seven i mean for me i put him behind i i put ghost and

[51:28]ray one and two i mean as i mean a lot of people would put the jizza that's the jizza fraud as they

[51:34]but um i i think i think i think ghost and ray are the top two and raise on top of the thing so if

[51:41]he's blessing your shit you're good man but man you have thoughts on that too on the wu-tang episode

[51:46]aaron kept saying about how the only one he knew is old dirty bastard he's like oh i really love

[51:50]old dirty bastard i don't really know much about hip-hop but you know that really embarrassed us

[51:53]when our podcast got reviewed and that's what the guy heard and then by the way we edited out the

[51:57]part where we talked about the guy reviewing it because he gave me a hint of criticism and i and

[52:01]i got out of my car and started yelling at him he went full flashing lights on him

[52:05]that guy just hit flasher once just the one little the hook of that song where it's

[52:11]cast keeps it hopping like a kangaroo i mean it's just you i could not help sing that in the car like

[52:17]it's just so awesome now we have and aaron i know you like this it's a titular track okay and this

[52:24]is a quimini and i didn't even pause that time before i said it a quimini okay this andre 3000

[52:31]according to the site i was looking at they think that this uh his fourth verse is one of the best

[52:36]verses in all of hip-hop history let's listen

[52:38]the wind count to 10 beat the twin andre

[52:41]i'm an andre guy i think andre he's uh eclectic if you will from a rapper standpoint we get into

[53:01]this uh kind of throughout right like they again this album is their third one they could do

[53:08]whatever they want because of what happened on the first two albums

[53:11]that they put out they they've got their street cred if you will i mean he's a mayor of quotes

[53:16]they got the street cred on the first two so they could put out whatever they want on this one and

[53:20]moving forward and so i think andre he's very much um he's not both of them they're not your

[53:27]classic rappers right and they don't pretend to be your classic rappers but they are absolutely what

[53:33]a lot of people resonate with you know like i'm not a gangster i'm not from new york i'm just a

[53:41]lot of the south uh you know they they embraced who they are and so i think uh i'm definitely an

[53:47]andre guy over a big boy how about you uh yeah so um my probably my favorite rap verse of all time

[53:55]maybe my favorite rap song is uh andre's opening verse on international players anthem so i'm

[54:01]probably an andre guy i love the way he plays with language and rhythm like i can't remember

[54:04]which track on here is maybe coming up later where he says it's like a trachy odami fill it in your

[54:09]tummy so he's always doing weird stuff like that but i think andre he's definitely an andre guy

[54:11]with language and yeah uh and rhythm and he and he he draws out syllables and does really

[54:16]interesting things but i love big boy's ear for a hook i love his ear for uh a rhyme and when i

[54:24]bought speaker box love below i definitely bumped speaker box way more than love below and that's

[54:28]really not fair because that's when andre was kind of trying to branch out but i love that big boy

[54:33]always stuck to what he was good at and like he can he can rap a weed rap or a sex rap as good as

[54:38]anybody this side of ludicrous sex rap

[54:41]that was foul sex rap i don't do that you know caveman didn't use caveman didn't use sex raps so

[54:46]it's like it's not even natural

[54:47]so it's almost didn't didn't one of you guys say that this this is a mashup of words this

[54:56]is it a portmanteau or how do you say that what does that mean aaron toes

[54:59]talk about two words together where i had to look this up today because i wanted to be able to think

[55:05]of some some uh examples so words like brunch or rob you coined the portmanteau

[55:10]linner back in the day where you would have an extra meal between lunch and dinner uh and the

[55:16]word podcast is itself a portmanteau mashup of ipod and broadcast yeah there's another actually

[55:23]another artist who also has used portmanteaus in their song titles and you guys have to check out

[55:29]there's a song by beck called chem trails which is a portmanteau of chemicals and trails it has

[55:36]to do with airplanes or rockets that are leaving those trails in the air oh aaron

[55:40]so this aaron talks about chemtrails all the time oh my god that and fluoride in the water

[55:45]mind control stuff it turns out that chemtrails there's like a big what it's it's a it's a

[55:51]conspiracy theory isn't it rob that essentially 100 these these trails in the air from these

[55:56]airplanes are actually like biological weapons dropping stuff back and beck has written a song

[56:01]about this check this song out this is chemtrails by beck check this out

[56:05]so

[56:10]that's a pretty good song about about a conspiracy theory wouldn't you say i'm not gonna lie you guys

[56:18]i voted for a candidate for california state assembly who is on record as believing in

[56:23]chemtrails shout out to about cool this is why we do the podcast yes aaron that's awesome manny

[56:30]manny from south st paul taught me this hmm rosie let's talk about that more tell me more about that

[56:35]yeah i voted for her in spite of the chemtrails issue because

[56:40]because i believe representation matters so we can get into that on our politics podcast please

[56:44]don't do that to us don't switch it around now we're the bad guys either way regardless i gotta

[56:49]ask you guys when it comes to making songs with a portmanteau in the title that may happen to

[56:54]reflect a conspiracy theory who does it better did it better i'm gonna go with outcast on this one

[57:01]actually chemtrails like when you look at the wikipedia page it actually says it's a

[57:06]portmanteau i'm like that's badass if we can find a back song that's a portmanteau

[57:10]i love that russ set it up by saying i don't know what a portmanteau is and then just dropping the

[57:15]hammer on us that he did know what it was but this is essentially the astrological sign of

[57:22]andre and big boy mixed together right do we say that right a quemini i don't know if we did i think

[57:28]i think man's had too many portmanteaus of roman cokes he thinks it's one word roman cokes roman

[57:33]coke are you guys zodiac signs like i've been on dates with women who like after a first date have

[57:39]asked me my birthday and my time of birth so they can see like what what my sign is and where what

[57:46]moons i'm in are you guys a believer in the signs zodiac absolutely not absolutely not is the dumbest

[57:52]shocker of the shit in the world you know what and here here's the other thing um and you know

[57:58]maybe i've had a couple roman cokes but that's all right but like you know um sarah when they

[58:03]had her second kid sarah was having some pain right and so this nurse came in and said can i

[58:08]can i do some healing touch right and so she took her two fingers yes yes and she just hovered them

[58:15]over sarah's you know where the pain was right and it was just like closed her eyes and tried to like

[58:19]yes make the pain go away and i'm oh fucking good fucking god i got out of it how do i turn

[58:25]ever since then yeah how do i turn my video off this zoom call that's that guy from cnn it worked

[58:32]well that sounds so much like me on a date my sophomore year of college where i'm like

[58:36]have you ever had a massage with

[58:38]like oil oh i don't want to get your bra all oily oh right let's talk about that how did that go

[58:48]tell me more about that yeah it went so well we got married all right so let's i wonder where are

[58:55]we now oh we're all the way up to synthesizer we're cruising through i would love to be the

[59:01]healing touch guy at the hospital by the way hey i'm the healing touch guy let me in come on come

[59:06]on but literally come on fingers like this you

[59:08]guys can see me two fingers is like did it work no it didn't work the california guy says it didn't

[59:16]work you dumb shit all right synthesizer now i did want to this this is andre saying that

[59:21]everybody seems like synthesized experiences more crank the song

[59:26]i was gonna say you know this is why i like big boy though because he throws it out there he throws

[59:35]this stuff out there and he doesn't give a fuck you know and so

[59:38]he's got these rhymes that you know he every song he's got something you're like

[59:42]you know i don't know and sometimes you know you can say things to like and people will instead

[59:47]of saying like what that's so crazy they'll actually get real mad at you okay and they'll

[59:51]try to criticize things you say on the podcast and say that we have to edit it out even when

[59:54]not listening back to it maybe he wants to see if maybe it was actually kind of funny and clever in

[59:58]a statement about society this song feature this song feature george the feature george clinton

[60:04]yes and that's what jumped out to me but like aaron you're a funkadelic guy you're a p funk

[60:08]all-stars guy like right i know george clinton vaguely from like atomic dog but you are really

[60:13]into george clinton so like tell us about george clinton what did he do and like why is he so big

[60:18]in all these rap albums well what's cool about calling a song with george clinton synthesizer

[60:22]is that his group uh his groups parliament and parliament funkadelic and funkadelic

[60:28]utilized synthesizers so much and keys so much so i like and i like what he starts talking about

[60:33]at the end about um the digital world i'm gonna lose i don't remember what he said exactly but

[60:38]he perfectly went straight from analog into digital and influenced hip-hop so he's a funk

[60:43]impresario he was a songwriter he was a band leader and so that's why it's so cool to have

[60:50]him on here but i gotta be honest with you guys i was so pumped about this song i had never listened

[60:55]to this album all the way through i was really stoked and so i thought you know wouldn't it be

[61:00]great like if i'm gonna listen to this album i should do it right i'm gonna like get myself into

[61:05]a nice altered state and listen to the album so i'm gonna listen to this album and listen to the

[61:08]so you're out sniffing chemtrail you saw a plane fly overhead so you went outside and breathed in

[61:12]the chemtrails and now here you are i didn't do my dad's better and and i got myself into a nice

[61:18]what i thought was a nice state to listen to the song it was too much for me i couldn't even finish

[61:22]it i was like this is freaking me out all of these sounds on here they're changing how their

[61:27]voices sound i can't handle this i have to be i have to be stone cold sober to listen to this

[61:32]stuff this music is too much for me there's maybe a chance you couldn't finish it because the album's

[61:38]20 minutes too long with skits and other nonsense at the end of songs right well that's true i'm

[61:42]talking about this song song specifically this was the one that i had to turn i was like i gotta go to

[61:46]bed i can't do it aaron i think the other problem is maybe getting high at a family function when

[61:51]you're visiting them in the west is a big mistake oh man i wish i'd been no you had fun remember

[61:57]that's the bit you had fun bad aaron all right so let's do slump be more precise when we do

[62:03]i think this was my favorite song on the album i love the beat

[62:08]i love the energy on this one this was my number one song on the album

[62:11]yeah i like the guitar on here nice posse cut i don't know who the other rappers are on there

[62:18]right it's not is that goody mob are they on this one goody mob yeah i need to do honor atlanta

[62:23]and so in honor of atlanta i decided to go and honor the peach state so i've made two cocktails

[62:29]tonight that feature the peach i made a georgia peach and i've also made a peach old wait what's

[62:36]the drink with just beach not

[62:38]out of the bottle no a peach what's what's the one where you get the fancy glass rob the peach

[62:46]martini martini peach martini i've also made and just in really to really honor okay let me see

[62:52]the martini glass well i don't have a martini glass this is the glass i had and it's gone

[62:57]i don't have a martini glass he has a white wine glass he's drinking a martini i have a white wine

[63:01]glass but so i had a peach martini but i made sure i didn't pour olive juice into it but i'm gonna say

[63:08]anyways this peach martini was dirty dirty tonight that's so good what's in it what's in

[63:13]a georgia peach russell a georgia peach was rum peach schnapps orange juice and a peach a peach

[63:22]a whole peach garnish well i ate the rest of the peach but there was one oh my god russell you know

[63:28]they have a pit in there i hope you didn't eat that whole peach you're gonna have major problems

[63:31]to give a peach is is a peach an underrated fruit or not oh the peaches are tough because if you get

[63:38]them perfect they're great but if they're not ripe enough no you know they're they're not no good but

[63:43]if they go overripe then yeah they're no good you got to get them perfect you get them perfect

[63:47]they're about the best fruit there is my favorite way to have peaches is in a can that was put there

[63:51]by a man in a factory downtown by the way pandora station president of the united states of america

[63:57]listening to it all weekend it's so good so goody mob we talked about goody mob right so this is

[64:02]kind of these other guys who are great talent you know that were hanging out with andre and big boy

[64:08]and goody mob out of goody mob they started their own albums all this stuff came silo green

[64:12]so we know silo green is a pretty popular dude coming out but silo green is part of goody mob

[64:16]who's kind of a ancillary part of uh this group and we will not be shouting out silo green because

[64:22]he has had some legal problems in the last five years that are not great oh yeah let me i'll just

[64:27]say this he's taking notes on how bill cosby got out of jail all right let's talk about west savannah

[64:32]they wanna be me and my family too because the money that i make me put in cable is this the

[64:38]nine in my hand ounce in my crotch song no is that this song or not is it this one no that's

[64:45]y'all scared right i don't know i think this is it maybe it's this one because this is the one

[64:49]that was yeah recorded early it's yeah this is the one that was originally recorded for their

[64:53]first album my favorite line on this one is he says he's got chade in his tape deck

[64:57]so you know you know anybody who's listening to chade is good with me but is it slowed down

[65:03]aaron's like i wish i had a cassette tape i love rewinding those with pencils yeah i think the

[65:08]song started off where he said like the day i was born like 1985 or whatever why do so many

[65:12]rap songs start with like the day they were born it's it's there's tons of them out there right

[65:17]like biggie had multiple songs where he's like i was born on this day and my mama said this like

[65:22]why does why do so many hip-hop songs start with the day you were born life begins for them and

[65:27]what would your guys other than matt's mom about the whole umbilical cord situation what would your

[65:31]guys moms have said about the day you were born man i've never asked my mom about the day i was

[65:37]born he had a headache and he had to go to the we we know that we have not recorded in a long time

[65:44]because we're already at an hour 30 and we're talking about further stories i'll tell you what

[65:49]talk to with each other right believe it or not i was like a month and a half premature my family

[65:54]did not know i was coming so they had no crib set up they had nothing set up and when i came out the

[65:58]doctors were like he may never get to a normal size he might be small the rest of his life

[66:04]you maintain their expectations in one part of life

[66:07]every other every other you made which also is a crazy thing for a doctor to say there's no

[66:13]evidence that that's the case that's right outlandish claim for a doctor to make at the

[66:18]moment of birth they have no there's nothing that would have backed them up that's garbage

[66:21]to be fair right after that the doctor did say okay you have some pain so i'm gonna put my two

[66:26]fingers right over that hover it just hover it all right so now we have the art of storytelling

[66:37]this is kind of filthy this is where i remember outcast when we were in college i don't remember

[66:43]that being as filthy this is kind of filthy song isn't it oh they get into it yeah that's the thing

[66:47]is like yeah we thought of them well they like they seem like oh i don't want to say this

[66:52]but they seem like you know sort of like friendly like the kind of rap that you could like play in

[66:58]front of your family like you think of them that way right but i couldn't play this album in the

[67:01]house my son kept saying like what dad what are they talking about like you can't do it there's

[67:05]there's some raunchy stuff in here the art of storytelling is kind of filthy this is kind of

[67:07]art of storytelling too this one he says he he's doing he's like what if this was the last song

[67:13]ever recorded on earth and i was like you are so high thinking about that

[67:18]it's a little more engineered than some of the other stuff but it sticks out but i enjoyed it

[67:37]but the real reason i liked it is i love where it's part one and part two and it made me start

[67:43]thinking about sequels and it turns out what is your guy's favorite what is your guy's favorite

[67:48]sequel movie ever what's the greatest sequel ever in the history of movies easy godfather 2 godfather

[67:55]2 yeah godfather 2 terminator 2 terminator 2 is a way better movie godfather 2 rob terminator 2

[68:01]was the biggest movie of the summer it turns out that was released in july of 1991 we have a 30

[68:07]year anniversary of terminator 2 coming out and so in honor of terminator 2 and sequels i thought

[68:13]we could do a list of the greatest part two or sequel songs of all time we do that list

[68:19]so part of this list there's a lot of sequel songs out there where they may reference the same characters

[68:37]in the song or some but this list you have to say some sort of two or part two there's got to be a

[68:43]reference to this being a sequel otherwise it didn't make the list so the first song we're

[68:48]going to do is alicia key's empire state of mind part two this is the the sequel to the song with

[69:07]what version did you guys like better the jay-z one or just the alicia keys one

[69:12]it's hard to beat anything with the jay-z verse but this is so jay-z has a good element so

[69:18]i've never thought about either one of these songs in my life oh i thought i thought that

[69:23]would be right up your ass alley so we'll just move it along then wait the next one is that was

[69:27]with my alias i don't know rob's a new york guy and he had nothing to say so we'll just move it

[69:32]along to transport i mean if that's your number one new york song i'm kind of like you know no

[69:36]that's number five well i don't know i don't know if that's your number one new york song i'm kind of

[69:37]oh okay well that's the number five sequel technically you piece of shit rob at least

[69:43]i try to sell your jokes every goddamn week you can't sell the next one is a team player the next

[69:49]one is pink floyd another brick in the wall part two check this one out another brick in the wall

[69:54]part two this is like the fourth one i don't know this had a part two either this is part two wait

[70:01]there's a part one or part three but this is the one you know i don't know this is more like a

[70:07]this is more like when you get a second thing in the cracker jacks it's a reprise isn't it i mean it's

[70:11]it's not part two like if part if terminator part two was just the same exact movie but like a

[70:18]different drum in the background you'd be like well that's not really a part two well this list

[70:22]has gone to hell in a handbasket real quick next song up on the list is my favorite band this is

[70:28]metallica unforgiven to anyone know this one

[70:31]is this awesome good one this is

[70:37]i'm sorry this is not as good as the original i didn't say it was as good as the original

[70:49]this is them going into their next level and i appreciate this song i gotta say when they're

[70:54]call it unforgiven too and then in the song they also say you're unforgiven t-o-o it's pretty

[71:00]clever i gotta give it to him for that it's like a portmandeau or something portmandeau ramey for a

[71:07]song all right you guys are shitting on everything so i'm gonna bring this back

[71:11]aaron will like something aaron the next one is uh method man and red man i believe these guys

[71:17]were part of the wu-tang clan aaron am i correct uh method was and then red man's like an affiliate

[71:21]yeah yeah m-e-t-h-e-o-d man so method man and red man had a song called how high and then they also

[71:28]had one called how it was just called part two but it is the sequel to how high which is the

[71:33]the hit from the movie check out this one that's a bad red man this is

[71:37]he's like and then i'll take a longer hotter wire and i'll stick it farther up your ass like it's

[71:57]just part two all right the last part two song on the list by the way if you haven't

[72:03]listened to wu-tang you will not get that joke but i swear to god it's good

[72:07]the last song at least if if i've lost you guys on the other four at least aaron will be on

[72:12]on my side on this one this is the roots the seed 2.0 and so i figured 2.0

[72:18]joe so this is cody chestnut i believe he's the guitar the hot dog aaron yeah correct me if i'm

[72:26]wrong but joey chestnut the guy who ate all the hot dogs he's good wait no he was he had 122 hot

[72:33]dogs in an hour but he also stole my song on the guitar and they read

[72:37]this song no it's not the same guy this is joey chestnut he's the hot dog and plays a guitar

[72:42]this guy is unbelievable this is joey chestnut the guy it's not joey chestnut god damn they're

[72:49]retooling it for the roots the seed 2.0 let's play it let's let it roll let's let it roll

[72:55]you know you can hear him eating hot dogs in the background too he's cody chestnut

[73:01]have some respect do you hear that let the music play rosie don't interrupt

[73:06]me

[73:07]i hear him eating hot dogs

[73:08]this song i love this song i bought cody chestnut's album based on this song alone

[73:17]the headphone i saw joey chestnuts chestnuts record out there when he ate the most hot dogs

[73:22]to the headphone masterpiece because it has some great tracks not just this one he recorded the

[73:27]whole thing in his bedroom sly stone style i'm right aaron he does have a record he ate so many

[73:32]hot dogs he has a record oh my god 10 years straight

[73:37]it's so good aaron i every every year he sets the record they call it like joey chestnut 2.0

[73:43]joey chestnut 3.0 joey just have 4.0 he's out that really combines everything aaron loves of music

[73:51]and eating stuff that's joey chestnut aaron's favorite guitar player on the roots

[73:56]aaron is that an amazing 2.0 though it's kind of it's not a cover but it's kind of a retool

[74:02]they revamped it that's an amazing 2.0 it's incredible yeah yeah no they they they polished

[74:06]up the sound they made the drums louder black thought guy has those great verses in there no

[74:11]it's perfect and then you still get cody chestnut on the on the hook i specifically kept that part

[74:17]in for you because i was like this is the guy who came up with the song he needs to be highlighted

[74:21]and that was the guy who we played am i right yes we did you played cody chestnut that is

[74:26]beautiful that is one of my favorite the fact that joey chestnut puts those buns in the water

[74:31]before he eats it i mean that's so crazy i mean when i think water buns it makes me kind of quit

[74:36]water this is the closest aaron's ever been to quitting i'm a race car running on red

[74:40]yeah really mad at rob like five episodes ago but nope this is it this is this is the moment

[74:49]so that was that was my attempt at the list of the greatest part two or the greatest songs ever

[74:55]also i realized we need to have a soundbite to go out of your list because the lists always just

[75:00]are so good and then we just kind of move on but i need a soundbite i don't have a that's it for

[75:04]russell's list for aaron's favorite guitar player joey chestnut we are going to do the water bun

[75:08]corner

[75:09]oh yeah i came into this with full faith and credit aaron this was not my fault

[75:22]i specifically put two that i thought you would like at the end and rob hijacked

[75:26]i like that list i thought it was really good and i can't wait for your second list at the

[75:31]end of this podcast part two

[75:34]huh i'm paying attention mamacita mamacita

[75:37]apparently they were recording this song with some other group

[75:42]and dray walked in and was like i like this song it's gonna be on our album now they're like okay

[75:47]who is this you know i look it up people i mean what do you want from us

[75:54]important question about mamacita is russell have you used the stouffer's lasagna line on any of your

[75:59]dates what tell us what the stouffer's lasagna line is

[76:04]well the only line i was going to use on my dates i was going to save this for the end but i'll just

[76:09]save it now but the line of you're the candy apple of my eye you're about to get bit has not worked

[76:15]on my dating apps is the lasagna line like oh sorry it smells so much like cheese no he literally

[76:20]says something like uh i was i was gonna write it down so i could do it but he said it's it's it's uh

[76:26]one of the guest rappers on that one he says something like got your favorite stouffer's

[76:30]lasagna like he's literally telling her like in the microwave got your favorite stouffer's lasagna

[76:34]lasagna we gotta are you fucking serious you you stopped me from playing spodioditydopalicious

[76:39]and i gotta keep in this bit because my joke that i did was so good to talk about how he just

[76:44]mentioned stouffer's lasagna and that's the that's his clever lyric is he just mentions

[76:48]literally he tells his date that in the microwave he has her favorite stouffer's lasagna like that's

[76:53]his that's his clinching line he's like i got your and your point is that he shouldn't have

[76:58]a microwave because of chemtrails my point is that russell needs to use this line on his dates

[77:02]that's my point

[77:04]what happens when she goes home and russell's freezer is full of stouffer's lasagna that's all

[77:08]he has and the worst is when i don't have a microwave because i took aaron's advice yeah

[77:13]it's just like well how are we going to cook these i'm like i don't know it takes like an

[77:16]hour and a half to cook let me tell you and he has three blenders because we all got on one for

[77:20]christmas we all fucked up spodioditydopalicious all right andre 3000 said he was obsessed with

[77:26]reggae for this matt shut up let me talk about the song so here's the thing see i'm spreading

[77:29]around aaron spreading around rosie it's about to get real it's moved over to me i feel really bad

[77:34]man i'm sorry man i was i was so looking forward to this song hit the music bro hit the music i

[77:40]thought matt i was so about this one no i was so looking forward to this because matt showed us

[77:45]this song months ago about horns so matt i was so looking forward to this i loved it because you

[77:51]told us about this is this the first one that we've had from a list to also be on the actual list

[77:57]maybe wow yeah matt why do you like this so much it's fantastic why do you like it personally i

[78:04]don't i'm not a big new york rap fan i'm not a big uh west coast rap fan like i i like rap as a

[78:13]genre if you will but this it it incorporates a whole bunch of instruments into the song right i

[78:20]think this is the culmination of outcast songs this is my favorite outcast song that is out there

[78:27]and i think you you uh go to idle wild what they've released in 2006 you know and they tried to release

[78:34]along with this album in 1998 and producers or somebody tried to put like uh i don't know a couple

[78:41]other art they basically cut outcast out of the movie and said we're going to do this with buster

[78:45]rhymes and wait till here's this episode like heartbroken and they said no we're not going to

[78:50]do this but then they ended up getting their movie in 2006 right and so i don't know i i just think

[78:55]that this encompasses everything that i like about rap you know it doesn't have to be all about just

[79:04]the musicality of all of it and so that's why i like this this song is the culmination of it

[79:09]and you add trumpets to anything and it's great my opinion loved it that's what russell's that's

[79:15]why russell had a trumpet in the car with me you know hey rob you hit all the keys in the car you

[79:23]you have you should have confidence right now you hit all the keys on that trumpet

[79:26]they're valves they're not keys i don't want to embarrass you but they're valves

[79:29]you're all scared you guys are all scared of my

[79:33]music

[79:34]i was playing this one yesterday morning and my my son literally said

[79:41]dad this music makes me feel kind of scared and i was like oh god i gotta i gotta turn this off

[79:46]this is what i cannot listen to and then he's like you know what's scary fucking

[79:50]chemtrails can i tell you about this guy i voted for he's got a lot of good ideas

[79:54]okay and you know what aaron's son said what the fuck dad chemtrails are totally fake i learned

[80:00]that's why you are the lead host of this podcast rob

[80:04]we've got i'm gonna skip over nathaniel because it's it's one of the skits i did not i gotta say

[80:09]i am liking this album the more and more i'm hearing you guys try to convince me of it

[80:13]i the skits on this though are can we just agree that this might have killed skits and

[80:16]forever it feels like they weren't even trying right like the skit about buying weed and the

[80:22]weed's too expensive and i'm not gonna smoke that weed that was a weird one like i didn't i didn't

[80:26]quite get it and it wasn't mixed very well i could barely hear what they were saying but again my

[80:30]dad's car is all base it was what kind of car does your dad have

[80:34]oh he he drives to various base contests he has a car set up just for his base speakers in the back

[80:40]i don't know no big deal yeah my dad also was in uh a tribe called quest liberation

[80:47]this is the one with the piano for the whole song this is like the nine minute piano song

[80:53]yeah this is the extended uh jam for sure i i really like this song it went on for a while

[80:59]but it kind of felt like if you were just chilling do like a jazz band or something

[81:04]neo soul relaxing you guys like it or not coming for sure

[81:08]yeah and it does so i think is this the one that erica badu sings on yes yes it is yeah you're

[81:17]right so it's interesting i didn't make this connection until we were talking tonight but

[81:21]um you know jay dilla who ended up influencing a lot of the sound on voodoo and later produced

[81:28]some of erica badu stuff this is maybe early for them to have run into dilla but i i to me i hear

[81:34]that real laid back drums behind the beat kind of kind of sound on a lot of this album and i wonder

[81:41]if via erica badu or maybe it's the reggae thing that they that they picked that up because this

[81:46]sounds to me like a lot like the whole idea of this album reminds me of voodoo just like hanging

[81:52]out in the studio see what happens you know erica badu was also hanging around when voodoo was made

[81:57]that's a brilliant way to think about it that's brilliant aaron wait are you no i'm not gonna tell

[82:03]a joke god keep fucking talking

[82:04]so yeah this to me like it's that similar vibe of like let's get the musicians there let's see

[82:10]what happens and there are these moments where they're really playing with time and laying back

[82:14]behind the beat and it whether it's dilla's influence or not that's that's how it kind of

[82:18]sounds to me and you never hear his name mentioned with outcast but would you say the beats are

[82:22]dragging there yeah maybe dragging your nuts on my face oh no not your nuts on my face oh no

[82:27]or you know what maybe aaron actually i'm not gonna say no okay so let's think about it after my date

[82:34]with russ i'm down for anything all right next one is a something i did do sophomore year of college

[82:39]uh chonky fire

[82:40]matt what matt you're an outcast fan what do you think is this the end of the album i thought it

[82:48]was pretty badass there's a skin at the end but what do you think of this as the closer

[82:51]well again i think they're doing a little bit more experimental songs they're kind of moving

[82:58]away from what they were doing they're they're letting their wings uh flap a little bit and so

[83:03]i like it you know i mean anything anytime you just start you've got an artist who is trying to

[83:09]grow as an artist i think it it uh it helps um some people they fall if you will you know they

[83:15]they don't do well with what happens is you know they're they should just stick with what's good

[83:21]you know i think of metal uh 80s hair bands if you will you know a lot of them didn't move on

[83:26]metallic have you ever heard like that we brought a kiss oh my god it's so good yeah oh you know but

[83:31]i think they're they're doing a lot of experimenting

[83:33]they're true artists they're moving on they're they're experimenting with what they've got and

[83:37]and so i like it i think you know it's not like a this is a top ender of all time but you know it's

[83:44]it's uh it's a good song and you can like i said there you can definitely hear the guitars and it's

[83:49]going to lead into their next album it's it's pretty brilliant the way they set it up actually

[83:52]because their next album is pretty heavy on the guitars i'm just repeating what i said because i

[83:56]sound so smart all right let's get into every well i think i think technically you're just

[84:01]repeating what wikipedia said

[84:03]oh right shots fired and it might be genius.com not sure all right let's get into everybody's

[84:09]favorite and very sorry rob don't hate me guys this is everybody's patented and favorite section

[84:14]the rating system i still don't know the rating system i'll explain to you you know what this

[84:22]time i'll slow down i listened to a bunch of old episodes for greatest hits before and i still

[84:28]don't understand the rating system oh yeah and speaking of that i am sorry by the way

[84:33]the best of i decided none of the clips were that good i did just do a two-hour monologue right i got

[84:38]some things off my chest i didn't send it to you guys for edits there's some really great uh views

[84:42]i have in there a lot of stuff about microwaves and chemtrails i think you guys are gonna love it

[84:46]so thank you for letting me do that and for agreeing with everything i said without listening

[84:50]to it and after this episode you're like wait a minute we did just let rob release it without

[84:53]listening to it first maybe that was a huge mistake all right so our rating system is this

[84:58]is this this is 49th on our list is this album aquemini and i did have to pause the video for a

[85:03]little bit is that rolling well toned that means it's perfect at 49 you know what 49 we love you

[85:09]49 get in the back of the car with me is this a rolling boned oh just save that for the back of

[85:15]the car one um that means that this should be way higher than 49 guys this is our first like

[85:21]southern rap album this should be way higher than 49 it should be up at 48 47 now i did recently go

[85:28]to the rolling stones website and i will say as the list goes down you are also scrolling down

[85:33]okay so the higher number is at the top like most lists so again if this got rolling boned it should

[85:39]be toward the top of the page the scroll wheel is not getting used as hard unless you're a page

[85:44]down guy and if you are i salute you sir or is this a rolling scroll okay this should not be at

[85:51]49 this should be at 50 and i'll tell you what pretty soon you're gonna have to go to a different

[85:56]page on the list because again i was scanning this list on rollingstone.com probably the greatest

[86:00]website of all time uh so is it a rolling well toned list or is it a rolling well toned list

[86:03]rolling boned or rolling grown i think i know what two of you are going to say matt what do you

[86:08]think i think this got rolling boned i think it should be way higher uh personally uh you know

[86:15]and again we we talk about these lists and a lot of times it comes down to uh genres if you will

[86:21]um but in terms of uh rap artists rap groups rap the genre i think outcast for me personally

[86:30]again talking to me personally is is about

[86:33]as top as it gets um you know they experiment i'm reading wikipedia here you know they're

[86:39]experimenting with relaxed hyper distorted speedy conversational presentations and their copyright

[86:45]that's fine their lyrics un it's just it it just unbelievable to me how they use them um within the

[86:51]songs within the instruments that they use and so i to me outcast is the top of the heap when it

[86:57]comes to the rap genre so i think they got rolling boned rosie what do you think

[87:03]yeah rolling bone is what matt said and that means that it should be higher on the list

[87:06]or on the website aaron because i know you're a website freak is it get rolling boned did it get

[87:12]is it a rolling grown it should be on a whole different page you're gonna have to push go down

[87:15]to the bottom there's a link that says uh 51 through 100 you want to click that it's going

[87:19]to take you to the next page and then guess what scrolling down again but this would actually be

[87:22]at the top of the second page or is it a rolling well toned it's perfect the albums that this one

[87:28]brings to mind for me are voodoo as i said

[87:33]uh the chronic so just staying staying in the in the hip-hop you know sort of hip-hop

[87:39]neo-soul r&b genre and i don't see how it could be this far below either of those so to me it

[87:47]doesn't make sense for it to be where it's at but i do think there are maybe a couple of filler

[87:51]tracks on here although um i also was thinking of uh i was thinking as i was listening i was

[87:57]thinking of nevermind where the you know nevermind's at what number six on this list and

[88:03]um i think given the don't forget thriller lyricism don't even oh man don't get me started

[88:10]thank you rob that helps i think given the the lyricism and the breadth of musicality

[88:16]and the the multiple styles they're integrating and the fact that it just

[88:19]sounds great and you i love to listen to it i'm gonna agree with matt and say it's rolling boned

[88:24]russell what do you think rolling well toned rolling boned or rolling

[88:28]grown what was the grown sound no no no no no no

[88:33]this this podcast has been going so long that aaron is listening to one airpod at a time to

[88:37]charge one at a time i saw him doing that classic that's how that's how i that's how i do it that's

[88:41]true i loved five or six songs this album slump is kind of one of my new favorite songs i never

[88:49]heard in a buggy marsh barely motionless more presence united states of america coming in

[88:54]so slump was one of my new favorite songs that i've heard like that that's how my

[89:03]new favorite songs that i've heard like that that's how my new favorite songs that i've heard

[89:03]that's how my new favorite songs that i've heard like that that's how my new favorite songs that i've heard

[89:04]would have never listened to or i wouldn't have known if it weren't for this quest so i love this

[89:08]song i love so many songs in this i gotta be honest though it feels to me like every song in this album

[89:14]was two minutes too long whether it's a skit or a chorus that went on forever and ever and when you

[89:20]really get to the second half of the album there's a lot of like six seven eight minute songs this

[89:24]was the first time like an album where i really liked it where i kept skipping ahead on songs i

[89:30]would i would hit like the four minute of a song like i can't do anymore

[89:33]i'm skipping ahead and so for me it it it was kind of a dichotomy of i i love the music but it

[89:39]just went it was like baseball i love baseball but baseball is way too long it's too boring

[89:44]there's a bit of this outcast album where i thought it should have been 20 minutes shorter so

[89:48]for me as much as i love it it's the first time where i was skipping songs so i'm going to say

[89:53]rolling groan but i do love the music i would recommend passing piranhas passing piranhas

[89:58]please don't interrupt me uh i would i would