My Bloody Valentine: Loveless (1991)

[00:00]in 2020 four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums as decided by rolling stone magazine this resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music excoriated the order and led us to making this podcast we are far from experts we promise to do almost no research all opinions are our own unless you disagree please sit back and enjoy back did it better from 1991 we are all the way up to album of 73 this is loveless by my bloody valentine listen let's go check out some more live music okay and remember what i said earlier we haven't been

[00:32]in the show together for a while all right here we go hey man hey aaron uh russ how you guys doing okay shut up for a second let's say i got seats for this concert let's walk down i'm doing great i actually paid some money to get some good seats so if you just want to walk down uh i think they're doing some parody songs i think it's gonna be really really good and definitely not something that was put together how much do you hear me still i feel like i can't hear you what i just turned it off this must be a knockoff band we can hear them we can hear the lyricist a little we can hear

[01:16]the guys singing a little bit too well seriously that much in fees you paid that much in fees anything for you hey guys did you see that flash of light you see that you're the smoke and the noise yeah this is

[01:47]me i'm rob from the future i'm here to pick up everybody aaron how are you doing i don't have time okay don't tell me about that i oh my god still talking about stuff okay i feel really good wait can everybody get in we have to go back but i had and it turns out

[02:02]that the whole show ended because of the song rob did last week can you guys believe that you're not gonna say anything okay very helpful i appreciate that anyway let's go forward let's actually go back in time and you think oh maybe this is pre-recorded so you go back and fix that no we don't have time is that okay with you guys that's great i hope you feel that long listen we're gonna go back in time uh and we are going to listen to last week's song turns out rob fixed it and it saved everything

[02:32]oh he did it he did he saved the day i'm jealous of your life compared to me you're a whole lot cooler you turned out so nice i wish i was more like you sir doesn't this feel much better rob doesn't this feel much better down down inside sweet

[03:00]aaron's got a better mood already works to four and never much more that actually sounds really nice kind of jealous of you sir no doubt that he won't get burned out i wish i had taken the air in route he gets lots of time when he can hang out and that sounds so much cooler

[03:30]oh that's so nice i like this perspective aaron's really had a great life that's a conclusion that i've come to i wish that someone had told me what they told you i wish that i wish that someone had told me what they told you i wish that someone had told me what they told you my work week was only a day or two when you want to hear about the greatest

[04:01]i still make it a little bit being nice to you is essentially calling you lazy if i say i'll be honest i got some stuff i should have done i should i got some stuff i should have done for tomorrow that didn't get better but i'm talking to you guys in staff i think what my point was that he has a good work-life balance did it better okay appreciate you rob you're welcome yeah well yeah and so that erases everything i said last week now to be fair i haven't listened to the episode yet from last week so if i do and it turns out it wasn't that mean i'm gonna be so mad

[04:31]oh my god don't worry rob i knew it was bad when the song got done and i was the only one laughing that's usually how i know that something's gone terribly wrong with the stuff that i've uh set up to say all right welcome everybody to beck did it better uh guys we are talking about loveless by my bloody valentine an album that i had never listened to before this you know when this album was released i was like oh my god this album was released uh they dropped the band from the label because they were so difficult to work with isn't that crazy guys i mean just crazy to think about that can happen right

[05:02]uh no actually well no let's not think about that we don't need to think about that anymore like people are difficult you know they maybe you know don't i think they're an actual piece of unit they probably also had other similar bands it wasn't jesus and mary chain on the same label so maybe they just had like too much of the same they were like let's work with the easy ones i think if you book 19 studios for making one album and then take you know i think that's a good thing you know i think that'll you know i think that'll do it yeah you probably overstayed your and sometimes the person who's actually difficult to work with is actually the one who's kind of the creative force

[05:31]and actually is a lot of fun and sometimes maybe he just pushes the boundaries and some people don't understand that too so that's something that you don't you don't want you don't know what your limits are until you go past them i get it god you know i wish the cops i say that to the cops all the time i'm like i'm just pushing my limits and they're like sir there's a limit to how little your pants can be and i'm like okay well show me that in the rule book sir show me that in the rule book sir show me that the law okay let me tuck this back in and then i will get in your car sir please you don't have to yell at me anymore russell i got russell minnesota

[06:01]how are you doing today russell i'm doing great i you know i was reading the lyrics for this album and it turns out like they're all just speculation no one actually knows what the lyrics are but i'm gonna go with some of the fake ones anyways and see if this is what you guys thought of what it read i read it as rob if you do jenny do go to separate beds you'll sleep like a pillow nobody there or jenny won't care anywhere you'll be soft as a pillow and nobody will touch it there whoa no one will touch it there i'm telling you guys separate beds to me sounds like heaven

[06:35]i really do i think that sounds so great like just being able to get out into bed and not have to stay as still as a mummy because you're worried about the viper that's sleeping next to you is going to wake up and unleash a torrent of stress on you sounds like a horrible idea rob no you're wrong rob would your bed situation be like your flight situation where jenny would have a king-sized bed and you'd be like in a twin oh yeah i'd be like on a i'd be like on a blanket

[07:03]that's rolled up on the floor that's my mattress you know it'd be like it'd be like a cinder block for a pillow oh yeah oh it would be it would be if i get a pillow i'd have like an old bratty sheet it's like all stained and stuff you could get the water bed though oh my god i can you even have a water bed in an apartment i was thinking about that like what happens if your water bed just breaks and then it leaks in your neighbor's apartment they're like oh my god your bath is leaking to my apartment i'd be like no actually that's my water bed they're like excuse me what did you go check the calendar

[07:30]i've been hearing 2021 no sir you shouldn't have a water bed anymore those are way those are way way out of style i got matt in minneapolis matt how are you doing great rob thanks for having me as always well you know what matt let's all get into it together i've got a notion i think it might be time might be time for the water bed corner i am gonna go to craigslist real quick let's see what's out there memphis so i am in memphis right now and i'm gonna get you here don't worry okay i'm not worried i'm here for it

[08:00]let's see memphis all right i wrote in men piss so now i've gotten some a lot of purple legs log in okay i'm already logged in i don't know why i'm already logged in that's so weird he knows my password how many of these accounts do you have rob is there well if you want to comment on the videos you gotta log in okay so it's one of the times where using my real name has come back to me so waterbed typing in waterbed for search into craigslist here in memphis 432

[08:30]let's see oh just a waterbed heater 60 bucks i'll tell you a waterbed heater without a waterbed is not a waterbed not that useful although i gotta give it up for a waterbed heater that sounds really nice to me it's like you peed the bed all the time rob you should get jenny a waterbed heater for christmas and then it'll just be like a subtle nudge that you need to get a waterbed i'm getting this waterbed heater but

[09:00]we should do the we should do the type remember the commercials where like people get the bmws for christmas and there's the big like bow on them outside and everyone our friend darren used to always hate that he's like this ruins holidays for everyone because it's like i can't afford to get a new bmw for my spouse but maybe the way to do it would be like rob we would do this commercial where people are getting waterbed heaters in like the little box and then they're like and then they walk outside and there's the big waterbed waiting for their for their bedroom well i can tell you if it's like a lot of my nudges i give to my wife uh in bed

[09:30]they do not work okay and they are soundly rejected and it actually does not go the way i planned okay turns out she has a lot of early meetings uh so we're strange i've got aaron here from california who heard this band's genre as shoegaze and he became upset because they stole his idea shoe pays he pays women to send him their dirty shoes aaron how are you doing oh i'm just like just putting your nose be quiet for a second you're just putting your nose all the way into the shoe that's what i'm picturing like mouth like you're a surgeon going into

[10:00]like you're put on a gas mask in world war one you're going over the top but first you got to take that manola blonic nine inch heel and see what that smells like aaron and remember i wrote a nice song about you earlier this is one of those things where you just kind of let him go and just see how far how far he's going to go into his own fantasy i like to play you i like that play rosie i like that one let's just let's just see how many of rob's deepest darkest thoughts he's ready to just spool out with uh trying to put my name on it

[10:30]anyway what i wanted to say is that just like my buddy valentine i am touched that you made such a nice song about me rob today and i really appreciate being here to talk some music with you guys so let's talk about a fun album can i ask something before we get into it yeah this is the first time i legit i do not know whether my bloody valentine is the name of the band or the album is it the band or the album the album is loveless the band is my bloody valentine i thought the band might have been loveless

[11:00]that sounded like a better band name it's a good band name i agree with you that wouldn't be a bad band name dear sexy kitten 14 i ordered shoes and you distinctly said you would not wear socks the day you wore them i do sense some sock fibers on the shoe so i do want my money back but you will not be getting the shoe back never mind god damn it i came back to that it was not worth it what a total disaster uh listen we got to get in there into our voicemail oh dumb shit they can't even tell what we're doing uh well you know what you would think so wouldn't you they're just the how do you get a hold of the becks line

[11:30]son of a bitch i don't know what's going on with that piece of shit the google voice so we got this text now i now i gotta say to somebody we get more text individually than we do to the beck line please stop texting us individually if you want to send a text to any of us please only go through the beck line 802-277-BECK okay we're getting tons of messages that's not a big deal okay it's actually the messages are really big and actually they're way bigger than you'd think they'd be okay so they actually they're they're huge and everybody really likes them and i would show you how many there are

[12:01]but i don't want to make you feel bad we got so many messages but this was actually a text message sent to russell individually that he then had to forward to us yes it's a lot of work a lot of work i had to transcribe it like an animal to write this down a total and 100% transcribe you like an animal disaster that was a b-side to the nine inch nails so here's that text that russell got just walked into a barns and nobles and run

[12:30]run rudolph was playing in it made me think of you and your thoughts on the album also you once said you weren't a tequila or scotch guy what is your drink of juice so this has happened to me as well russell where i have walked in somewhere and they're playing run run rudolph and i instantly think of you because you do think that is the best chuck berry song every time i've heard it so many times since december every time i think of russell which i don't mind i like it a lot i like thinking of russell every chuck berry song sounds the same they all sound like run run rudolph is that going to ruin the home alone scene where they're running through the airport it's like now when you guys go back and watch home alone again

[13:02]is that going to ruin that too no but it does remind me i need to watch home alone in the next four days and it's weird because you see kevin's dad come out of the bathroom with a bunch of cameras that he was trying to set up in there and he's like wait i'm going to be late to my flight i love i love how the text said something about you know i'm kind of like i'm going to be late to my flight like all they can think about was that and not rob's like two dozen toilet cam jokes from the chuck berry episode he's got the runs runs rudolph i mean that joke writes itself that's right there

[13:32]i think that's pretty good that's but it is it is funny when i hear christmas because i'm like oh i like this song and then here's how it goes i hear that song i'm like oh i'm thinking of russell and then i'm thinking of his toilet cam stuff and i'm like well okay there goes that thought kind of thing about this text messages this sounds to me this sounds to me like one of those parts time listeners who was trying to get into russell's good graces because they clearly only listened to one episode or russell mentioned drinks they didn't they're not like yeah

[14:01]you don't have to ask russell what his drink of choice is every week you just listen to the episode you know russell's drink of choice i'm concerned that they're just trying to like impress you but they didn't actually listen i think there's a lot of that type of thing going on out there where people they listen to like a little bit of an episode and send a text just to be like a good person right it's like even though they're not one chapter of the assigned reading you know yeah we all know that russell's favorite drink is the irish eyes he loves it he loves the cream he loves the green he loves a little mustache it leaves it's his favorite russell what if you had to go into a when you go into a bar

[14:30]and there's no specials and you just have to order a drink what drink are you going for it depends on the night if i think generally i'm a whiskey guy and a lot of times i'll do a jameson neat and a water jameson neat and a water is one of my go-tos in a bar yeah you're never gonna go wrong with that if there's not like a cool cocktail list to order new things or whatever it's i feel like you can do that aaron and i do a lot of maker's marks too aaron and i'll do a maker's market in vegas quite a bit because you know a bar is always going to have that and it's going to be good

[15:00]rosie what about you you go into a bar what are you getting same as russell i'm doing i'm doing a whiskey i'm usually a whiskey and a beer uh yeah you guys aren't getting any you guys aren't getting any cocktails it's just straight whiskey i usually do get cocktails if they've got any sort of cool menu or anything that i can look at and order i always try to do that yeah if it's a cocktail bar and i know i'm going to sit down and peruse the menu sure but most of the time if i'm just walking up to a bar i'm going to do a shot of bourbon and a beer wow that is you are so masculine aaron man when you order in a bar

[15:32]i'm an old-fashioned guy matt is just out of it i'm an old-fashioned guy and i think you know i don't know i think we've told this story a number of times but the one of the greatest things we ever did at one of those all-inclusives on a rain day was sarah and i just got hammered at a bar at about one o'clock trying every we just looked up the best the top 10 like classic drinks of all time and you know found out we like some of the classic drinks and old-fashioned was that that was the one for me

[16:01]that i figured out i like so that's my go-to i do love it i gotta admit an old-fashioned is what i order when i go into a bar not knowing what else to get but i also go for a manhattan i don't know it's something about that small little martini glass it makes me feel like i'm super civilized and a giant like i just it completes everything i want to feel yeah yeah if i'm gonna just order a cocktail sight unseen it'd be an old-fashioned for me too or if i'm with a person like actually the last time i was ordering a drink next to my mom

[16:30]i was like well i better not order a shot in a beer with my mom i better like try to class it up a bit so an old-fashioned yeah she's like she's like with her friend she's like my son i'm so proud of him he ordered an old-fashioned at the bar and not a shot in a beer he's so classy i didn't order a shot of jack in a high life so he's a much classier person than i do and then she's like she's like oh my son also has a podcast why don't you guys all listen to that they're like oh my god your son's a real foot freak like that's always what i picture

[17:02]uh just to let you guys know i also just got a text from my sister so i am staying over at my sister's place i did take a bath today one of my favorite things she has a giant claw foot bathtub i love a bath it's one i just just to sit there and soak and just be not bothered by anything and definitely not hear a crying baby even louder when you put your foot in the bathtub or your head underwater that definitely didn't happen to me and it was really stressful the whole time matt and aaron if you guys if you guys had bathtubs at your house like a big bathtub would you want your family members coming and using it

[17:31]or would you think that's weird what's in the family member and how long they're going to stay in there i mean there are some family members who i would happily leave in the bath for like a day and a half or so like if they're gonna hang out like you go for it okay do you guys have your phones on you because i just i'm gonna text you a picture my sister i took a bath i got out my sister took a bath my sister just texted me a picture with a question mark and i want to get your reaction are we gonna get a picture of rob in the bath oh it's it's looks like a pair it looks like i'm being held it looks like a dragster being held back

[18:01]with a gray parachute it's terrible okay we're what yeah so the picture tell us the story about tell us the story about being in memphis right now i i don't know what's going on with this bathtub but are you guys looking at the picture on your phone yeah you gotta you gotta describe it what the picture is is it's a white porcelain bathtub and then it's just two it's an imprint of rob's butt cheeks it's a perfect imprint of my butt i don't get first of all i don't get why my butt left a gray mark in the bathtub

[18:31]unknown why that happened why would there be it's not permanent is it how dirty of a butt are we doing here we're gonna need a little vinegar and a little baking soda a little scrub brush i don't i don't know on the tub or on my butt i don't know like this seems like i might want to apply directly to butt my butt should not be leaving marks on porcelain that's bad would there be anything worse for your sister than if your butt left a permanent mark on her new tub like that would be the worst i also don't get why is the space between my butt cheeks so big

[19:00]i mean that is like a two by four you could fit through there it's a big space it's almost like i'm spreading it before i sit down but that doesn't make any sense why would i do that in the tub rob what's the text message your sister said oh it just it's all that was just that picture and it says why is your ass imprinted in the tub oh yeah i don't know i have no idea oh that was a good one is that our second backslide that didn't come to the back yeah that's one that should definitely go to the backslide and stuff like that but yeah i you know what this actually raises a lot more questions and answers of why my ass is leaving

[19:30]i would get it checked out i would send that picture directly to your physician or to your physio like i would take it to your physical therapist up in new york and say like look this is what's happened to me since i've been doing your light therapy my butt is now leaving imprints in bathtubs this happens to me too sometimes in reverse though when i'm going down the subway i keep grabbing onto the tub this happens to me too sometimes in reverse though when i'm going down the subway and every time i get to work i look at my hand and there's a giant black mark like from the escalator like the rubber rubbing off on my hands

[20:01]i don't know when i'm going to learn to stop touching the handles after i've seen so many guys jerking it and also touching the handle at the same time like you would think you'd see one guy jerking it and then grabbing the stair handle and you'd be like well i'm not going to touch that anymore i don't do it i still touch the handles i don't are you guys handle guys when you're walking down the stairs you grab them the railings try not to yeah absolutely try not to try not to no walking you know even like walking into doors right like i try to right you look at a door handle and you got the one that that kind of goes you know starts up top and it's a big c that connects to the bottom

[20:32]right try to grab as low and as you can so because everybody grabs the top right i mean right that's just natural i try to grab as far away from where you think everybody else can oh put your sleeve put your hand in your sleeve and grab it yeah yeah elbow as much as you can whatever you whatever you can do to not wait for somebody else to open it up yes sneaking behind them i mean oh hold on i'm talking yeah that's what i gotta go you know i get in the bathroom and i stand real close behind somebody right when they're drying their hands in case they're going to try to escape out the door and i can just go with them i don't have

[21:01]to open the door they love it they think it's great not suspicious at all all right let's get into everybody's favorite part of the show it's rolling going i gotta turn off my phone i keep looking at this ass it's time to see what everybody's up to i just don't i don't get what's going on yeah it's kind of a bummer it's kind of like when you walk by a mirror and you see yourself when you weren't ready for it you're like ah that's what it's like seeing your ass in the bathtub uh aaron rolling going how's it going with you oh it's going great it's uh i

[21:34]really enjoyed uh this week of of listening to this album which i've really not heard before uh some friends of mine friends of the podcast are big into this uh type of music love the swirling guitar is not really my thing usually um i did put it on in the car when i so i don't i've discussed it much on the podcast but um my son is now going to preschool in berkeley because his preschool that was three minutes from our house closed so now we're driving 25 minutes to take

[22:01]him to preschool which is making us crazy he loves it he's fine he likes getting in the car and listening to music uh he's been super into the chipmunks uh he was really into the chipmunks christmas for a while oh my god and i have to say it's like that's fine at home but like 25 minutes in the car listening to chipmunks is pretty rough when you say that it's fine at home and you're just like it's tough did you play in the did you play in the podcast episode where we did the chipmunk hip-hop list no i should do that because he does as we know love our podcast

[22:35]so that's russell it's a great great piece of advice and and that that reminds me this is a great podcast for kids too so yeah make sure you have it on when your kids are in the background definitely i will say this it does make you realize like why like people old people are so entertained by dumb stuff and all you have to do is listen to that chipmunks christmas thing and realize like that was a real album that came out and was popular enough where it's still going

[23:00]like people sat down and listened to that and said oh this is good because the rest of their life was like polio or something like i don't get what was going on the rest of their life they thought that was good i got more thoughts on the chipmunks you might be surprised to learn so i did have a wonderful respite one day this week i i stopped asking him what he wanted to he didn't say a word for 25 minutes not once did he ask for the chipmunks so i don't know i guess this is my new favorite album like i'm he was staring at his shoes the whole time yeah that's

[23:31]it i don't know what happened he comes out and all of a sudden his hair is real long and black and it's covering up his eye he's like i hate you dad vampire because the bigger problem is that we've moved beyond he got tired of the chipmunks christmas album and he wanted to listen to other chipmunk songs oh not surprisingly the chipmunks oh my god mildly problematic as most art from that time was so obviously like witch doctor itself is like yeah this is probably racist or xenophobic also the chipmunks do you guys know the chipmunks were

[24:01]super horny they have all these songs about like watching movies about pretty women yeah they've got there's a song called chipmunk fun and one of the lines is we like to watch movies with pretty women yeah there's another song about we love those girls all kinds of girls and like rhymes with harmonica like the chipmunks were a bunch of horndogs i had no idea like when you listen to the chipmunk christmas album you don't know this but it's another piece of art that i'm just not sure

[24:31]that it survives the rest of time rob what do you think that lyric is that rhymes veronica with harmonica if you had if you had one line with veronica harmonica how would it go uh come on i'm gonna give you a little more time to think about this okay if you fail on this one the podcast should be over matt has set you up for you to have the best joke ever and you've gotten a couple opportunities this better be good okay uh uh you're stuck in my dryer veronica i'm gonna play

[25:01]you like a meat harmonica and they go then you hear like a bob dylan you know it's like oh hey oh uh what am i um oh no i kind of and i'm stuck what's that veronica uh i'm stuck in the dryer okay well here let me see does this help it was alvin simon that's who it is okay theodore and theodore yeah i was trying to think who's the

[25:35]horniest one i think the horniest one is probably alvin right it's alvin alvin's the alpha he's the one out there chasing the most oh it's definitely the one with the glasses anybody anybody who wear glasses on a regular basis has got to be the horn it's tough because that alpha the alpha of alvin it's true it's true horny glasses equals well that's what i was thinking the alpha is alvin so you know he's horny all the time but then you know theodore is wearing those glasses so you know he's into some sick shit right you know that when the door is closed they're like he's like

[26:01]okay lick every third toe and he's like no not that toe but then alvin is like this little chubby guy and those guys are the worst they're just oh theodore no no uh uh simon oh simon had the glasses i think simon's the tallest skinny one with the glasses yeah sicko aka the horny one yeah and then you have the little short guy per i think the real sicko is the guy dave who is a human that is friends with just singing chipmunks yeah that's the guy who's got problems right definitely weird yeah yeah i don't understand i'm not sure what's led him to that what life decisions led him to

[26:33]this moment but it's not good yeah when he was putting peanuts in his belly button and telling them to put him away for the winter i thought that was that was an episode i saw and i was like this is it okay we're gonna watch two more episodes but that's it there's no more after that that's where d's nuts came from a lot of people don't realize that it was simon the chipmunks uh so yeah so that uh so your your kid liked my blade so do you often do you often ask your kid

[27:01]what to listen to in the car aaron well we have since we've been doing this longer commute yeah because it was like let's try to get him pumped up about doing the commute so we say what do you want to listen to yeah and he's like chipmunks yeah i want to listen to joe rogan it's been mostly chipmunks but i'm able to sometimes just like if i don't ask we'll see what it has to do he didn't seem to mind my bloody valentine so what's dmt gonna have some i love it uh i i think letting kids pick the music in the car rosie you're you're into a real dangerous situation

[27:31]because kids are so kids are so obsessive with stuff i don't know we had friends come over tonight to do so friends come over this afternoon and then they stayed for dinner they came over to do some christmas caroling drink some eggnog and um wallace requested that we play the beck did a better 12 days of christmas for our friends this guy he's he should be he should does he want to run our instagram okay yeah did you at least ask the friends to download it on their phone so we could get to get another download yeah i did i was like it's called beck did it better yeah let me send you

[28:03]let me text you the link and then go ahead click the download button yeah they're like oh no we don't really uh listen to podcasts uh that's oh that's why i mean we're so busy these days get what like wife swapping is wasn't that a big part it wasn't that day two of christmas was white day five day five is looking for a swing no he doesn't know what that one is no he's really he's mostly just into uh matt's a mean old daddy rustling knives and aaron wants to see feet so did you when the wife swapping part came over did you have to avoid eye contact with

[28:34]your friends who were over just in case they thought maybe the swap was on like you had to like look down be like no it's like no subliminal messages here this is not i'm trying to set anything up guys okay here's how this wife swap is going to work listen we're going to have them over then we're going to have the kids come over and we're going to have the kids come over and we're going to have the kids come over and we're going to have the kids come over request a song and the song is going to talk about wife swapping nothing could possibly go wrong with this plan we're already on the floor with the legos it's a perfect opportunity to transition to sexual activity so so i want to ask did you when you were when you were listening so

[29:02]you listened to the first five days did you listen to the first five days well i mean we didn't actually we didn't actually end up listening to it oh okay i was gonna say i'm sorry if you listen you are you gonna just look at him in the eye i would look him at dead in the eye the whole time just to maintain eye contact the whole time and they're like you're like and then every time it gets back to the fifth day you keep you go back and look him right in the eye again every time you'd be like you'd be like so you you want to see feet and you're like yeah so the song said you got a problem with yeah you gotta get real close it's a return during the

[29:33]song right yeah actually he's our number one fan he's trying to pump us up to all these new audiences i devoted a couple hours of my life per week to this uh and i will be for the next eight years so yeah this is kind of my thing now diminishing returns they were like oh so what's the concept and they're like oh what other is so is it like 200 albums oh no no it's 500 and then you just see their faces just be like why would you do that well okay let's clean up all these

[30:01]legos off the floor you guys gotta go i gotta start my podcast okay and i'm excited because rob was so mean to me this week that i know this week i'm gonna get apologies it's my favorite week definitely trying to be better some sunshine up my ass this week russell rolling going how's it going really great as you guys know uh rob you're in tennessee i was also in tennessee this weekend and i went on a musical adventure i went to nashville i went to nashville you guys ever been to nashville before never been to nashville number of times great town matt do you enjoy

[30:32]nashville um i do um you know the the food excellent the vibe pretty good i mean the the more you go the more you get sick of bachelorette parties and just drunk ass what frat people i mean it gets old i'll tell you i mean it's just they they come in and they dominate everything like you just want to hear the bands you want to eat them you want to eat the great food that they got down there a lot of barbecue a lot of hot chicken things like that do you are you ever struck by the fact that

[31:00]bachelorettes are hotter than most people have you ever noticed that that i always found that bachelorettes at bachelorette parties are exceptionally hot and i don't know if it's because like it's like a menu item it's like a special at a restaurant where you know what's going off the menu pretty soon but it's just so tempting to get you know what i mean like it just looks so good i'm talking about the menu okay not i would never talk about bachelorettes that way but they are hot when they're out to town so hold on let's break this down so you see women as things on menus and then the ones that are

[31:30]going to be expiring those are the ones that you really want to go after when you see them out at bars yeah i guess it's fruit it's more like packaged hamburgers i guess now that i think about it it's like you're looking at the ones that are going to go bad soon and you're like i want no but i don't want those it's the opposite i'm editing that out by the way you guys don't find that though i noticed that you did not comment on that no there's always two or three of the friends that are way hotter oh no we might need to edit this out too i don't know we're good no so it is russell's rolling going i'd love to hear

[32:04]i thought i thought i could share some of my experiences i was going to tell you guys about a few of the places i went but then i wanted to share some of my thoughts on live music but first two places that i had to share that i went and explored the first the johnny cash museum they have a johnny cash museum in nashville that was very very cool wow and i i saw did you pay did you pay with a credit card or did you pay with hello everybody this is johnny cash i did pay

[32:30]with that definitely but what was the best thing you saw at the johnny cash museum the two things i learned about johnny cash that i thought were really interesting was first he was the youngest country music hall of famer at age 48 youngest country hall of famer ever wow i guess he started really young yeah and when you say he started young what also jumped out to me was he's one of the few recorded recording artists who have charted hits on all types of audio formats so um 78s i don't even know what those are 45s 33 records reel to reel audio tape four track eight track cassette cd mp3 and digitally he's one of the few artists

[33:05]that have hits chart on all of this so i thought that was pretty amazing that's cool now can i now russell you know me i'd love to take something fun and really suck the fun of it i'm just going to ask you right now go for it did the museum at all mentioned his black first one or did the museum at all mention his black first one or did the museum at all mention his wife or did they totally kind of sweep that under the table like the rest of country music has done i didn't notice a ton of that but sometimes vivian was black oh yeah oh 100 look at a picture nobody talks about it because it's country music but yeah he didn't write about it in his

[33:32]autobiography wow no no not one bit very interesting so i did not notice that but i went to one museum what i'm a fun guy to be with like i always imagine this is for me rob be like rob be like now he played this next week and be like do you guys see what i have to deal with do you guys see what i have to deal with do you guys see what i have to deal with understand i'm trying to make a funny podcast here yeah trying to do a comedy podcast yeah rob's talking about people passing or not and all the socio-political issues i really am the worst so i also went to another museum i went to the country music hall of fame so i went to two

[34:03]museums in the same day all about music i thought you guys would be impressed with that you are classy russ you're a classy dude i also decided you know the record stores in minnesota suck they never have good albums at it's all these albums no one cares about so i thought i would go to a nashville record store and see if they had better records that there so i wanted to share a few of the records i got at the nashville record store first record i got because i didn't get a chance to hear them live when i paid a lot of money to hear them i got

[34:30]the rolling stones let it bleed there you go oh there you go matt nice the next one i got the next one i got i bumped her off my top five list a few weeks ago but i still love the album i got amy winehouse back to black there we go that's a good nice nice and then i couldn't just get rock you have to get country where you're in your nashville so the next one i got was aaron got me live at san quentin by johnny cash i got johnny cash live at fulsome prison which is on the list right there we go one of the greatest albums of all time honestly yeah yeah and then

[35:01]the last one i got was also on the list so i was also the person in the record store fiddling through my phone trying to find country albums on the list and the last one i got was dolly parton a coat of many colors which is i believe in the 200s somewhere wait hold that picture up a little oh wait that's not the only part never mind pass that's cool i don't know that album i'm excited to hear that one what's it what's the hit song on that is that just jolene on there what's on there jolene is not on that one and i realized that once i got home that it was not on

[35:30]there i was like well that's disappointing so i figured i could share some of my my live music experiences with you guys really quick is that all right about that yeah i want to hear about that all right before we get into the music though i gotta say nashville i believe leads the country in most steve austin stone cold steve austin shirts per capita there is way more stone cold steve austin shirts in nashville than any other city that i've been to i would say if there's four i think i would totally believe you if you saw four stone gold shirts i'd be like wow that's a lot of stone gold shirts the over was it was

[36:01]over four it was over four i saw more than four stone cold steve austin he was big when like 15 years ago right like how was how was how do they still have so much stone cold like who is going out and being like god i gotta buy a stone cold steve austin shirt today people i've mentioned the twitter account i follow by colette arand who is i think in the final stretches of writing the oral history of hulk hogan's pasta mania so stay tuned once i finally kind of read that but she also posts a lot of very cool wrestling paraphernalia and

[36:34]she recently posted she found the worst wrestling t-shirt and it was stone cold but it said stone cold nypd and then on the front nypd stood for knock your punk ass down obviously like a fully bootlegged stone cold t-shirt and trying to play on you know you know pro nypd sentiment i mean just like fully bootleg so what else did you see in nashville so when i

[37:00]so when i wasn't seeing the shirts you have to go to these bars i would call these these are honky talk bars we've talked before about what a honky talk bars these are honky talk bars in nashville you've got like country southern rock grimy bars it's just fantastic but i thought i could share some of my observations specifically on singers at live bars is that fair we do have one hey host who's this guy coming in in this knock your punk ass down shirt one co-host of the podcast has formerly been a member of the american honky talk bar association

[37:35]so he's definitely going to be interested in hearing this uh what you got to say so the first thing i noticed in the world of cell phones maybe you guys go to more live music than me i realize now all these cover bands are all these bands that play in these in these small venues they've all got the iphone or the ipad up right next to the microphone so they can pull up the lyrics to any song that people are pulling up what are your guys thoughts about people who are looking at the lyrics on the phone while they're singing well most i mean i

[38:03]think most people do that it's just this is a much easier way of doing it having the phone or the you know the ipad or something but you've got usually it's on the floor and so if you're on a stage it looks like you're looking down at the people you know that you're at so i i think it's uh it's just fine right it's better than messing up the songs messing up the music it blew my mind growing up i i watched an acdc concert video at a friend's house they had huge monitors all on the bottom of the stage with their own lyrics

[38:33]yeah going rolling stones had that i mean you could see it when we were at that concert like on the you know they had the big screens behind the band you can see where they were where mick was looking at the at the lyrics on the ground i think it's i think it's really stressful to think missing the lyrics like i used to think all the time i don't know what it was but me in high school i had a dream that at some point the singer for the national anthem was not going to be there and they're going to say we need somebody to sing this national anthem who can sing it and then i was going to volunteer so i would literally practice national anthem like in the

[39:03]shower and trying to just remember the words to that is really really stressful like it's it's tough and thinking that i would be singing that in front of a basketball court with all these people there and possibly some bachelorettes and they're going to see me singing and i'm not i'm going to forget the words and now you just turn the shower on and lie down and practice the national anthem i would like to give those people shit for not knowing every word to every song they could ever possibly be asked to sing but tonight i realized that i do not know the words to frosty

[39:32]the snowman a snow a song that i've been singing for my entire fucking life so i don't wait let's hear it right now let's hear it right now frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul with a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes may it out of coal and then after that you're i'm not sure like it's like he must have made some magic in that old black cat but you just missed a bunch of verses it's not easy there's something about parson jones right like parson jones is something that's no that's uh winter wonderland

[40:06]like the only christmas song i like is the one with me and feet i had another question about lead singers at these honky tonk bands what are your guys thoughts about the lead singer that doesn't play an instrument and then when it's not their song let's say they hand it off to the bass player to sing a song or they hand it off to the drummer to sing a song the lead singer doesn't pick up a tambourine and play something they just exit the stage they don't stay up on the stage with their band what

[40:33]are your thoughts everybody needs a break everybody needs a break yeah i was gonna say that's the right move if they're just standing there playing tambourine then then they're distracting from the the people who are doing the work but what if the lead singer goes down and then is like flirting with the bachelorettes in that are in the audience yeah poor form that's not that's not cool gonna have to say that's a lead singer's right i think the lead singer has a chance they want to go out there the lead singer

[41:03]they they got all the pressure they got to learn all the words if they want to go out and throw the mac down be like hey did you see my singing but again so you know one of the worst singers of the most popular bands in the world is keith richards he's horrible singer he's got a horrible song i'd take ringo star over him monkey and so there's three in the concert and russell you couldn't hear this because you couldn't hear any of the music but there was three songs with keith richards right in the middle of the set he's up and then mix off backstage just getting a rest you

[41:31]know so you know i think every band does it there's the drum solo there's the uh you know they they do the uh the encore where yeah you know oh yeah we'll see uh you know like they don't know that they're coming out for an encore kind of a thing like yeah gotta take a break every once in a while yeah so what do you what what did you think russell were you upset at the lead singer yeah i thought the lead singer should should get a tambourine and go stand in the back and play backup for the other people i i don't i don't see why they why they're so much better and they can just go i mean they would constantly go down and start like flirting with the bachelorettes that

[42:03]was like it was a thing that happened at like half the places but i feel like half the time or most of the time lead singer you know it's a band right and lead singer rightfully so gets a lot of the attention and i think it's a great band and i think it's a great band and i think it's a but when they exit they're trying to give a lot of the attention to the other band mates you know right you know things like that yeah and plus those bachelorettes are so hot i mean you have to go down there and try to throw it down like that's the way it is you have to you have to be like it's like looking down in a menu you guys remember when rob's gonna it's not

[42:34]like that at all actually you just get down there you just pick from that menu and you just let them know which one is it guys i don't know what it is bachelorettes are hot to me i can't every time i i'm like pretty hot and they're always in a limo and i'm like hey maybe i should get in and they're like no don't please so and so and jenny's asking us like guys i just can't find anything for rob for anniversary what should you get him a picture of a bachelorette throw yourself a bachelorette

[43:00]party you're the bachelorette as i famously said to jenny at a wedding i went to wow that's the hottest bride i've ever seen post my marriage said that after i got married i remember i'll never forget it she was not pleased stand by what i said though i had one more question about uh the bachelorettes or whatever whoever the band is male or female in the band if they're picking up someone in the audience do you think it helps someone in the band to pick up people that are in the audience for late night activities if you will if they've got older people in the band so

[43:30]some of these bands would wear very widely by age you'd have really young people in the band and then people that were much much older and the whole time i was seeing this one band where the lead singer is probably in their 30s and then they had a an older guitar player who absolutely crushed but i was wondering does it help or hurt your your status if you will by having someone really old in your band not if they fucking hammer it on the guitar right i mean yeah you know like obviously this lead singer is probably very good singer right yeah but you need a backup band

[44:03]otherwise people like rosie are just going to make fun of you for you know how horrible oh no russ won't clap i mean thank goodness man i go to shows but but honestly i don't know i don't know i don't know if i'm going to be able to do that honestly no i mean it's all about the talent right so i mean i think you just find if you've got a band that works and no matter the age i think you just go with it so especially if they can just hammer that guitar do you think the guitar player is it possible the guitar player and the singer are related and have you ever done that thing where you go out and hit on people

[44:33]in front of your parents to show off no you guys ever done that have you done it rob wow no i never have that would be a disaster i couldn't imagine the stress of hitting on somebody such a low it's like it's like putting your chips down on green when you're playing roulette like there's like a one in 50 chance it's gonna work and then to do that in front of my parents and just have another thing that they can disapprove of where they're like he leaves ass marks in the tub and he just asked that girl if she's a library book because he's been checking her out all night

[45:01]like that's what a terry that's not gonna work he's he's asking her what the what's so hot right now like it's all right i'm gonna leave you guys with one more thought on on nashville i've got more loads in a washing machine like why is he saying that that's disrespectful feel this shirt what kind of material is this now now if the guitar player and the singer were both wearing shirts that say uh a free breathalyzer check blow here like that i then i think you

[45:31]would know that they're related like that's when they they both have that shirt on okay keep going sorry all right i'm gonna leave you guys for gold there's a lot of dirt coming through every once while you get a gold nugget right i'm sluicing i'm sluicing i'm sluicing what's that oh is that gold is that gold no it's a big dog turd it's a petrified dog turd that's in my gold sluice can't use it but every once in a while you get a little nugget well i'm just gonna leave you guys with something dirty then i normally don't go down this path but i've got all these other nashville stories that i'll come up and come up another time but this one was one

[46:01]of my favorites we've talked about bathroom attendance before remember the the people who work in the bathroom they got the mints they got whatever you need they give you the soap so i went into this one of these bathrooms in nashville and there was a gentleman that was taking a crab and he was like i'm gonna take a crab and i'm gonna take a crab and i'm gonna take a crab had the door shut and carrying out a full conversation with the bathroom attendant while he was doing this oh no no it's not a good idea they were talking about you know the state of the world we've been in over the last few years

[46:30]and how hard it's been on nashville and at one point the guy said nashville it's the heart of america man and that's what i remember while i was washing my hands because that's what he said nashville is the heart of america and i made sure to double my tip for the attendant on this one i was like this is a horrible life that he has to carry on this conversation right now i deserve that that he goes he goes nashville is the heart of america and then you see a hand come out above the stall looking for a high five come on high five high five that's a great statement here yeah i don't know man like like is it really like we're wearing masks like in restaurants

[47:04]and like we sit down and the masks are on but then when we're eating we're taking them off i love that like i love that shortly after it seems and then you're like i get like but is this really like what we want our kids you know what i'm saying like nashville's the heart of america like i can't i did i i this is oh no aaron you can't take this back no come on no i mean this

[47:34]actually it's not gonna be as funny i should it's not as funny as russell's story but i did work on the floor back when we were working in offices i worked on the floor with a guy who would carry on phone conversations in the stall when he was doing that and she's like no problem like i'd go into the bathroom and he's in the stall doing his thing he's got his bluetooth earphone in just talking no problem it's not not on the same level of talking to the actual attendant who's in there with you but it's oh yes i was just talking about like those people on the other end of the phone

[48:01]like what do they what do they think but sometimes you were talking to girls like in high school right and you had the cordless phone you're like i gotta go to the bathroom so you go in the garage what you took us it's echoey so you're like i gotta go to the garage that you're in the garage and then you you mute it when you flush the toilet and you pray that the mute works like you just pray but guys i mean that is so awesome talking to somebody while you're on the toilet

[48:30]like it's like you just know like it's your little secret you know what i mean so when i left that hockey talk i left that bathroom and i was like i need to leave this hockey talk bar i can't come back in and have to look that bathroom attendant in the eye you don't have to go back there no you don't have to return so that was part of my experience in nashville is one of my favorite memories will be the guy i can't wait to hear more about this trip wow so you went to two museums and the one thing we talked about the most was the bathroom attendant sounds about right for this podcast sounds perfect uh matt rolling going how's it

[49:03]going with you uh good i saw some live music as well last night we're at the parkway theater which used to be a movie theater but now i think it still is a movie theater yeah i saw kiss kiss bang bang there highly recommend good flick yeah and so uh great like older vintage vibe and they've kind of refreshed it up but kept like the vintage look and everything and so it's great spot full bar all that good stuff saw um an artist named dan rodriguez who

[49:31]i don't really know how to describe him other than he's uh he's not quite country he's not quite rock he's not quite uh like folky he's just a very very very good musician he lives here in minneapolis and so i would highly recommend anybody uh look up dan rodriguez so we were playing we were playing a song uh green christmas before we started this episode and it's a very good song and get a good sense of who dan rodriguez is so so it was fun um

[50:01]also had another fun experience today where we had kind of the first of our family christmas gatherings and i don't know rob if you're yeah if you're having a christmas gathering what goes on we had the gathering of the side of the family that doesn't really ever see each other except for when we have this forced family fun um on christmas or thanksgiving and so you know it's always great when you show up like three hours before the meal and you have to try to like figure out what's going on and who to talk to and things like that so now is this is this your side of the

[50:32]family or is this the spouse this is my side this is my side okay yeah so at least at least you don't need to like a primer every time no and i tried to tell sarah she you know you can i'll just take boys or you guys can just hang out and i'll just go and you know things like that but no she she's a good sport always a good sport so that was good but on the ride home i think i came up with my my one of my many million dollar ideas yes that's gonna make it yes let's hear it this this podcast if it's really good you're not all you're gonna hear after this if it's really good

[51:01]as a beep because i'm gonna cut it out and we're gonna make millions off of it this podcast has only made us tens of thousands not good enough we're going for millions i think you know most families with uh younger kids let's just say somewhere under under 12 kind of a thing right where you really they just they just don't know what the heck's going on but we've got a minivan nice minivan it's great minivans are great by the way you can basically haul anything but i think there is a huge market to sell inserts to the minivans that's basically like a 15 inch thick

[51:32]okay piece of ply glass you know of poly in between the front where the parents are the kids in the back so you don't have to talk to and or listen to your kids screaming after eating a whole bunch of cookies and pasta and stuff coming what do you think do you think we should we can start selling these inserts yeah and they can be infected and better branded we can put the logo right on the insert yeah the idea with the audio barrier could be you could also have two

[52:01]music two sets of music going on right like eric could be listening to the chipmunks in the front seat and his son could be listening to loveless whoever that band is in the back seat loveless i could have the witch doctor on repeat you could be listening to only shallow back there by himself would you so i don't i don't you guys invest rob aaron will you invest in matt shark tank idea yeah you can have everything that's currently in my wallet it's kind of like the weather tech you know weather tech you can they just you can order it online and the mats and they just come to the

[52:35]size you're we'll just have it but probably we'll start out with minivans because you know we'll have three or four models for the minivans and then then move on from there so all right so i'll get your commitments my name is matt and i'm here looking for a hundred thousand dollar investment in my company for a 51 equity interest the company is called i hate my kids this does prompt i would never give away that much we're way over time on this rolling going but matt has a minivan i am immediately jealous of matt's minivan uh we've

[53:05]discussed a minivan in my family i would love to have one they're great we only have one child what like what's what do you think about a family with one kid who buys a minivan like what's what are you i mean well and we've got two right i mean and so we've only got four of us normally and so the back seats are always down because we're just hauling whatever it's great because if there is a fifth person like grandma comes along or a friend or something like that you have the option but but 95 of the time

[53:32]you know at most it's four of us and just those back seats are done they're great i will say my dad's not shaming it my dad still owns a minivan he has no kids around he's often in the minivan by himself he just loves a minivan it's just what he loves it's a great car i'm so i'm not we're thinking about it now the pacifica has a plug-in version like i'm i don't know yeah i would highly recommend it like i think having a lot of space between you and the kids and if i was on shark tank to sell the minivan idea i would simply put the sharks in a room with kids for like 10 minutes

[54:03]and they would be like yes take our money yeah sold they'd be like make make this stop whatever this is it needs to stop right now this is terrible i think it's a man i think that's a great idea yeah oh it's so great uh so rolling going how's it going with me i i got an advent calendar this year okay it's the hot new thing i think everybody's talking advent calendars i got an espresso coffee advent calendar so every

[54:31]day i poke open the thing i pull out i get a new espresso pod and on the 25th day i know it's like a mug or something that i'm gonna get or whatever but i love it it's so fun you get a new flavor until the other day do they actually taste any different uh yeah they do i mean you have some that are real different like they have pumpkin and they have you know like biscuits yes they do taste different aaron although i put enough like half and half in there and whipped cream where it all just tastes like half and half of whipped cream to me but then i opened one the other day and you know what's in there fucking decaf there was a decaf coffee in my advent

[55:04]calendar i was like what the fuck is going on this is the biggest ripoff of all time i've ever had i was like a deep i was like i might as well if i open it up and there was a dog shit in there i would have been just as upset i was like this is fucking useless decaf does anybody ever does anybody i mean like we i go and got donuts for the boys this morning as i stopped at caribou at the luns and on the way out and the lady behind me got like a got me it was like 7 30 he's got got a decaf mocha latte or something like what's the point only if you get coffee

[55:32]doesn't taste right yeah it's all right say hold up your hands and then when she does and you're bracelet what the fuck are you doing getting decaf coffee like absolutely and if you want to decaf coffee why get coffee right or like non-alcoholic beer like really like you like the taste of beer that much you're gonna get non-alcohol do you guys know anybody who drinks non-alcoholic beer no no yeah i just i don't get it so how come how come there's a stigma with decaf

[56:00]coffee and non-alcoholic beer but not with like diet pepsi or diet coke because a lot of people but you wouldn't lose your shit than regular coke so that's i mean i think they're still sweet it's like i think i think what matt's getting at is that is that if you're not going for the alcohol or the caffeine you should drink something that tastes better whereas you know sweet soft drinks still taste sweet yeah even if they've got like heroin in them or whatever it is so my daughter now also has an advent calendar where it's tea so every day she gets a new little tea bag and she's making her

[56:32]tea every night and she's drinking it and some of them she loves some of them she can't stand she's just the cutest thing in the world so my question is if you guys could have an advent calendar sent to you where every day of december you get to open it up okay and there's something new in there and no aaron i'm not going to say that you are going to get used shoes okay i'm not going to make that joke it's too easy rob thank you what would you want that advent calendar to be something new every 25 days i think it would be fun if somebody collected good pictures of me like if there was a

[57:03]good picture of me yes and you open it up every day and i saw a good picture of me so you want pictures of yourself that's not no no no no not pictures of myself oh i want good pictures of myself pictures of myself that i could use on a funeral brochure that is my goal for the rest of my life i want that funeral picture i want the picture that's going to be on front of that brochure um what what would you want because think of that 25 every day you know you're going to open it and see a good looking picture of yourself oh my god that'd be heaven do you think there are 25

[57:31]that exist i don't think i've got 25 that exist i don't think i've got 25 that exist i don't think i've got 25 good pictures of me out there i know i don't because in trying to upgrade my online dating profile over the years every time i'd go back be like well maybe these ones will work and then i'd put them on there and it wouldn't help a damn bit so do you think you have a legit 25 good pictures yeah i don't think so i think i got like 10 max like even like so many pictures i see myself and if it's not the right angle i'm like oh i don't like this at all like my head looks

[58:00]weird from the back like my head from the back is square it doesn't even make sense i have a square head in the back and i don't get it but a good picture would be the greatest gift to me that would be awesome i'd love it what about you guys i would go with uh 25 days of a new champion reverse weave sweatshirt from the 1990s you know like because it's just like going through ebay or you're just scrolling look at that one's awesome so i would go with champion reverse weave sweatshirts what would be the ultimate what would be the one you'd open up on the 25th what's the ultimate i have been searching and searching and searching and searching for a

[58:33]north stars one so many you know minnesota north stars one so good uh matt from woodbury's got a pretty pretty darn good one that he won't let me trade and or buy from him for anything and so i've been trying to i found this one from the kings and it was the kings and then it had the old nhl logo the black and orange one yes so it's at la and then kings underneath it and it was so it was awesome if there was one of the north stars ones like that that would be the creme de la creme

[59:03]that came to mind for me was 25 one ounce shots of mezcal just 25 different mezcals that'd be great great great way to start your day every december but i think after i don't start your day i would just take 25 25 fillets of fish i just have 25 every day i knew i was gonna get a fresh hot fresh fillet of fish what would you get what would be the last on the 25th what would it would be like a six pack of them or something yeah two fillets of fish on the 25th it would be like that do you

[59:32]guys remember that burger king sandwich like the long chicken where it was like a chicken on a subway it's that roll except it would be that but it'd be fish it'd be a long fish you'd love that shit it'd be so good aaron's officially addicted to filet-o-fish have you actually had another one since that first one no but we went back to lovelies and i had i had the upgraded you know i spoke about lovelies filet-o-fish i had the upgraded my my i got a burger my wife got the fish sandwich so i got to have a bite of that so i've not i know i've still only had one filet-o-fish in my life but i can't stop thinking about it i was talking about it today with our friends it's like it's

[60:03]you know what i mean like you just found the perfect one it's like so good don't need and then you search for it over and over you're like bikini bikini girl glasses red bikini you know glasses uh beach house like you just never find it again you're like god damn that was my white whale like that was my moby dick you're like bachelor party bikini glasses uh question mark uh guy thicker at bottom than at top like it doesn't you know all this stuff

[60:30]you just you just find that one thing you cannot find it so it's kind of like that with the flavor guys when the episode's not going good i start digging and i start digging this is where the gold this is right you gotta dig the episode is getting good yeah i'm sluicing away okay sometimes it's dog shit and sometimes it's gold like finding my favorite maybe maybe maybe that's another thing our company can do is we can have like a protective service on the internet where you're allowed to save poor your favorite what your favorite videos as favorites but no one else can see that you've got them saved as favorites

[61:03]i think what it should do is the internet company should be like okay here's 25 videos that robert was done watching and turned his phone off after these videos like he watched it for like 45 minutes okay maybe an hour and a half maybe two hours whatever okay sometimes it actually takes longer and actually a lot of people joke about it taking too fast and then when you take a long time it actually makes you question your masculinity even more okay and that's something maybe you have to deal with it as you get older um and then

[61:33]they're like okay these are the clips he ended with then you watch that with your 25 days i think it's brilliant russell what would you like in your advent calendar and don't combine those okay don't combine filet-o-fishes in your favorite porn clips i know that's what you're gonna do is just i would like uh 25 books of short stories about rob's experiences with porn online that's every every day i want a new short story about what rob's experiencing in online porn oh my god i

[62:02]was thinking the other day what i was like i was like i was like i was like i was like with dial-up modems how bad that was it's it was like a it'd be like boobs.jpg and you'd be like i'm not gonna click on this okay i'm gonna click and then it'll be like i moved my hand down the screen okay okay okay okay no no no back next it'd take forever it's disaster get a big nod from all the guys you guys can't hear the nods but they're all nodding real

[62:32]big oh boobs.jpg let's listen to this album oh hey all right let's get into let's do it let's get into the album everybody's least favorite let's talk about the album oh yeah uh so i am going to go back to the format where i just talk about the album because to be honest writing all that stuff about the album was a lot of time and it did never turned out i found myself the other day editing it and i was listening to myself talk about the album and i was like i am bored

[63:03]i'm bored nobody loves the sound of my voice more than me so i cannot do this so basically guys we see we hear this all the time with this album is the concept of it's a shoegaze album so the question is where does the term shoegaze come from and from what i can see is that basically it's like super distorted guitars sweeping rhythms kind of obscured vocals and it's called shoegaze because the people playing it would stand totally still on stage and it looked like they were staring down at their shoes right but what they're really looking at is their guitar pedals because that's what they had to use to play this is that does that sound about

[63:32]right yeah that's what i heard always looking down always shifting yeah i don't say you know what that was for one of our listeners about that correct that was another thing i didn't like when i was watched a bunch of live music people who are constantly fiddling with the pedals just kick the damn pedal and move on engage with the engage with the audience i don't like constant kicking of the pedals at live music too much too much shoegazing for russell he was not he was not having not enough i love the idea of russell being at live music and seeing like the guy the guitar players putting out a pedal the lead singer is going down flirt with brim and

[64:02]russell just furious the crowd live music just drives him right up the wall i'm not furious i'm just i'm just jotting down notes in my notepad so in this album was released in 91 and the main guy really is kevin shields right and he he's the lead singer and guitar player but the recording of this was i mean the real story of this album is the recording right an absolute total disaster they thought they were going to be able to record it in five days but they say after several months they had to move to a basement studio where they had an unproductive eight weeks i want you guys to think

[64:31]about having an unproductive eight weeks what that means that sounds delightful oh we've had an unproductive like 80 weeks over the last year and a half i love that oh my god i just cannot imagine working on something for eight weeks and being like no no this is very good like that would just it would drive me absolutely crazy so here's the thing is that just to give you an idea here's shields talking about writing the song when you sleep so this is a quote of his we recorded the

[65:00]drums in september of 89 the guitar was done in december the bass is done in april 1990 now we're in it for a year so it doesn't does it have vocals at the stage no does it have words no does it have a title no it's got a song called song 12 and i'm trying to remember the melody line was done in 91 the vocals were 91 they're huge gaps uh months and months of not touching songs years later i'd forget what tunings i used right but the weird thing is that the recording of the studio was that we're song with album was a disaster yet when they released it it was a disaster it was a disaster

[65:30]everybody unanimously is like this is one of the greatest albums ever and it's all because uh why why is this album so great what what exactly am i missing i gotta admit i'm missing that fact with this album am i dumb those are those we can decouple those questions right um i think it's just again i think it comes it comes along with the lines of the nirvanas and uh you know so i'm trying to think of somebody other than pearl jam you know kind of the grungy side of things it's alternative to the classic rock and roll music and i think it's just it's just it's just

[66:00]the rock albums of the 70s which turned into the hair metal bands of the 80s you know and this is just again i think i think you get this level of i'm just a regular dude and i just want to play guitars but what do i play and you know i'm a little sensitive maybe so you know how do i get in front of all this stuff it's just different in 1991 you either had guns and roses or you had uh you know metallica just headbanging away or you had this stuff that's you know i'm not a headbanger i'm not a cool guy out chasing chicks i'm just a guy who

[66:30]wants to play guitar and this kind of it kind of gets distorted kind of like some of the uh you know the beginning of what the rap scene was in the west coast east coast i mean you kind of get you know they were all doing their same thing well seattle was doing stuff in the late 80s into the early 90s and now you know over in uh ireland and then the uk they were kind of experimenting with their own sound and i think it's just it hit this generation of people the same way in europe and then ultimately in the u.s.

[67:00]uh later on um kind of like grunge did for uh you know in the seattle scene so here's only shallow you can hear belinda butcher a new addition to the band singing on this can you well you can hear her singing yeah i feel like the first three notes of this song are kind of a fake out because you hear the drums come in and you think you think the album might be one thing you kind of think you know where you're at and then and then there are whole tracks that are kind of a fake out and then there's a whole track that's where you can barely hear the drums and just like lost in space like i don't know what the rhythm is

[67:35]just out there um so i think i think matt made a great point about why this was popular there was nothing else like it and it gave people who wanted to grab onto this stuff something to grab onto and this is before smashing pumpkins right i heard smashing pumpkins when i was oh that's a good yeah that's true it was before yeah billy corgan has said that he's absolutely ripped off my bloody valentine on a number of occasions for a bunch of his songs so it makes sense

[68:03]he was like what if i took my bloody valentine and then i made lyrics you could understand and then a melody that you could like hum to yourself or like explain to people i i don't know i just i i just this i don't know you're loomer see i hear like every band from 1992 to 1994 that i liked in this song right here like the breeders you know yeah i mean again smashing pumpkins absolutely right here's some of the other uh trying to think

[68:37]of some stone temple pilots i heard a number of these songs right the cranberries yeah oh they come in with just a deep thick guitar that you don't even know how they're really playing it it's not like notes right it's a bunch of reverb and things so i you know i hear a lot in this is like there's no doubt that these guys were checking out the velvet underground with that drone i mean the alternate tunings and the drone and then they're just playing these bar chords over and over and over

[69:04]and basically just changing like the effects on the guitar matt you mentioned all these other bands that sounds like do you wish that maybe just those other bands were on the list instead of this one i've never even heard of this until now no i mean again i think it's like a lot of these albums we were talking about the top one you know this we're in the hop 100 here the top 500 albums of all time all right like this is absolutely like some of these other ones we've talked about where it's like this band wasn't all that popular and this album wasn't all that popular you know commercially

[69:34]until you have all of these other bands that are starting to cite like oh once i heard that that's where i kind of you know really got to go you know because there's like umpteen number of bands from the early to mid to late 90s right that see these guys as uh you know influential in crafting their sound and so that's why i think absolutely this has a spot as like a top 100 album of all time and i think it's a really good album and i think it's a really good album and i think it's a really good album and i think it's a really good album and i think it's a really good album all time because of that so would i like to listen to those other albums a lot more would i listen

[70:04]to siamese dream 10 times out of 10 over listening this yeah but i mean you know i still enjoyed listening to this album but i'll get i'll get back to the point then if that's that we're talking about then the number one album of all time should be caveman thog hitting a bone on a rock right like that's that's the most influential one ever although i gotta say this is pretty much the opposite speaking of uh caveman thog things that scare me are you guys scared of caveman have you ever had that uh that fear it'd be a good fear to have wouldn't it a phobia never seen one so i don't know see that's

[70:34]what i mean it'd be a perfect phobia to have you'd be like i'm terrified of cavemen well guess what you're never gonna see him so it's not a big deal unlike like or heights or something this the beginning of this song every time i listened to this album i'd be like oh kind of in the zone i'd be zoning out and then this song would come on and i would panic i mean the opening to this is just like it sounds like we're in a submarine we're diving i've been listening to i think i mentioned this last week i've been listening to a ton of pharaoh sanders lately and i know you would think

[71:02]you would think that we wouldn't be able to work this in but to me it's this it's the same thing of where in the late 60s and it maybe started with coltrane and albert ayler maybe even started earlier where it was how many other things can you do with a saxophone and i feel like this band was like how many other things can you do with a guitar let's make new sounds like let's make new textures that haven't been made before and so i think this is what happens when someone says well yeah i could make pop music but let me do something else matt i think to me i thought one

[71:34]of those things that i think they talked about in reading up about shoegaze is that like you felt like you wanted the audience to feel like they could be up there doing the thing with you like and i feel like you know these guitars if i'm not good if i if my fingers don't move very well right like i'm not i'm not slash i can't just rip up and down you know the neck of the guitar you know what am i going to do well i can certainly plus mess around with the whammy bar and like go in and out of a uh next to the you know the speakers to make a different sound

[72:04]it's that's right it feels like kind of like a cheap man's way of creating a new sound you know if you're not that talented i don't know well didn't they essentially say like the lyrics they purposely distorted them because they thought their lyrics sucked and they didn't want that to like ruin their music so that's why it was all distorted and you couldn't hear it right i read actually that they thought the lyrics were some of the most important part of the songs but i don't know if they're saying that like as a joke because you can't understand a single lyric i mean they've never released the official lyrics all the lyrics you

[72:32]see online are guesses to this i don't know one word that was on this this album i listened to it like 10 times i mean i like it i enjoyed it but i i also you know one of our listeners texted me and said like the best thing you're going to get like the best way to experience this album is to listen to it really loud and he's right just crank this shit up super loud in your car but then it's just the whole thing is about putting you in a different mind space yeah to hear knows when apparently the to record the tambourine part to this took a week

[73:04]well yeah exactly who knows these guys can play the tambourine lead singers at the honky tonk russell if it was between playing the tambourine or going down to flirt with bachelorettes in the crowd yeah you gotta go down and flirt no but then you're like so wait now my bass player finally gets their chance to sing a song and instead of letting them have the attention the lead singer takes the attention away

[73:31]by going down in the front row and talking with all the bachelorettes dick move it's a dick move not mincing words i just like russell keeping his eyes on the lead singer the whole time that was probably the guy in the bathroom talking to the attendant russell followed him into the bathroom be like i wonder what this guy's up to all this time when you sleep they said that they would write the lyrics to their songs eight hours sessions like before the song often they'd come to sing this is the first single by the way on the album right this is the one that sounds like a

[74:02]single like when when you hit this song all of a sudden you're like oh there's kind of a groove a little bit of a chorus like i can relax like you have to really earn your way through this album like you gotta work to enjoy it i feel and this one comes in it's like oh you get a break as a listener they said that when they recorded the vocals for this that they would not allow the audio engineers to listen in and so they would just watch the levels and that's how they know that they were singing and if they waved through the curtain that meant it was a good take and they would keep it otherwise they knew at the

[74:30]end when it was done they automatically rewinded i mean it really sounded like hell recording with these guys i only said this is my favorite song i don't know this and you know i didn't do too much reading up on it but you know it sounds like the experts thought this was a number of guitars playing at once and actually it's just one and it's not even really like playing that much all he's doing is messing with the whammy bar does that make sense to guitar people he's just trying to get the reverb in and out and that's

[75:03]that that note that up and down all it is is playing with the reverb and the and the whammy so i mean it was like again very different from what was going on and the experts didn't even know what he was doing and so he had to explain it to him so i don't know i thought it was pretty cool i think there might have been a time in my life where i would have enjoyed this like when i really was like sitting and being like what is life about right and then you listen to this music and you're like it's about all this why do my ass cheeks leave that print yeah and now i'm like i'm like

[75:32]like seriously like my ass cheeks left to print do i need to go see a doctor like that's the point of my life i'm at now of like this would be great this would be great bath music you should have put this on the bath tonight rob oh i don't know i don't think this is good bath music at all it's very contentious like this is like bath music i gotta be quiet you gotta move along can you imagine like the baby just goes to sleep right and i crank on come in alone and aren't you guys proud of me for not making a joke today just sitting there in the bath just this is smashing

[76:01]pumpkins to me this is in some way songs that are less like my bloody valentines are the better ones on the album i don't know yeah i mean this is much more anthemic a little bit of melody you can hear the drums there's kind of some rhythm yeah you need something to hold on to as a listener much like rob needs something to hold on to in the bath i gotta say you guys are

[76:32]kind of bringing me around i think this that when i when i really think about what the album is trying to do and it does it so well what can you say except uh bravo which is something i say a lot because i'm a smart guy bravo yeah they bring me a fish sandwich that's got cheese in there i say bravo or i say woolly bush you hear bush totally wow matt you're just killing it tonight you're a little lower in tammer with the distortion but like kind of chunky yeah definitely like bush

[77:03]you know guys i wonder i wonder if we've talked enough for the moment about shoegaze music and if we should just think about maybe thinking about music that's about gazing at shoes instead what i thought you know what i mean like you could make shoegaze music or you could make music by gazing at shoes erin is like that that dumb animal that just put his head in the trap so i thought let's make a list about my favorite songs about shoes

[77:37]obviously i don't know it doesn't seem as funny when erin's doing it honestly i don't like it i kind of i'm thinking about stopping the bit with erin defeat when he's digging into it like this pause i'm laughing too hard oh my god the greatest the list about greatest songs ever about shoes i love it greatest songs about shoes on a shoegaze album so the first one that comes to mind of course and i'm so stoked to know that one of our members i think he's the main host is in memphis tonight

[78:02]to play this song written by carl perkins made famous by elvis presley blue suede shoes well it's one for the money for the show yeah i've got to get the intro there was a lot of elvis being played in nashville and elvis is badass yeah his his voice is so good and i do think about him every time i've taken a shit in memphis i'm like oh my god is this gonna be my last one is this it yeah is this it i also as i was perusing youtube i saw

[78:36]a super cool live version of this by carl perkins at live aid in like 1990 and carl was just like crazy glasses permed hair i wanted to do that one but you got to go with elvis i saw a guy once in new york wearing suede shoes and i had to give my hands off to him because i was like those could get so fucked so easily like easily right that is so you can't mess with that so right here's another song about keeping your shoes clean not letting anybody mess with your

[79:00]shoes moving ahead several decades but keeping it in that kind of mississippi river corridor this is nelly with air force ones oh nice gotta have two for and i had to go straight to that murphy lee verse so what so we've talked about shoes before you guys have air force ones what kind of shoes were you into a jaron you had some jordans or something didn't i had some jordans i think i think i think i had at least three pairs of jordans uh myself and then my we just got my son his first pair of

[79:32]forces he wore them with the suit that he was uh that he wore for this wedding we were at i'm a i was an air max guy more than anything yeah then i did just get some jordans for work they got some pretty darn good you know nike's getting pretty good about getting stuff that's work appropriate and then you know the the uh what you need to wear at work these days if there's nobody else in the office it's you don't have to wear you don't have to dress up very much so i don't know work i like it jord yeah i'll send you a picture i did not wear tie-up shoes until

[80:01]like ninth grade i hey and i used to be so i didn't know how to tie them or what yeah i think i well yes i think first of all i think that was the main reason i i'm very lazy and i also i was pretty sure i didn't know how to tie them but i wore velcro shoes to like ninth grade and i think finally i just got made fun of so much i was like well i gotta switch this up but i think in retrospect i think i'm right like i think velcro shoes might just be where it's at i currently if i don't have to wear tie-up shoes i will just wear my crocs out and about and i no longer care

[80:32]because it's just bending over to tie up a shoe what am i gonna run away from somebody no so why do i need real shoes on rob i'm unfortunately i gotta like you're throwing a whole curveball here because on that note i'm gonna have to skip ahead one song in the list so you're gonna have to go ahead one and come back to the next one because this next song you know up one this next song is just for you this is the pack with vans talking about those flip-on shoes that's just for you rob berkeley california's own the pack little b the bass god his first hit

[81:02]what in the shit is this got their vans on this was about democratizing footwear in the hip-hop community they keep rapping about how vans are 36 dollars everybody could have a pair of vans and you could still be rocking nice what year is this from i don't know what year this is from two thousands i guarantee in the next two years you're gonna have a hit rap song about crocs just wait you're

[81:31]gonna have it and it's gonna be cool the crocs are gonna be a rap video thing for sure i can see country i don't know about rock you gotta it's gonna be a big fat guy you're gonna see a return of like a big pun type rapper where he does not want to bend over and tie his shoes all the time and it's just gonna be big pun crocs it's gonna be great so you gotta go back one now rob you gotta go back up to nancy sinatra with these boots are made for walking had to do this one it's a classic classic song about shoes there's actually a real music video for this one it's a bunch of ladies dance around in high-heeled

[82:02]boots and it's all there on youtube yeah classic song and it's it's it's in aaron's it's in aaron's advent calendar when he opens it up it's number one 25th man did you ever did you ever wear cowboy boots back in the day when you were part of the honky tonk bar association or not i i know i had a pair and every once in a while when we go to like tim mcgraw concerts or something you'd feel like you were a cool cat dressing up and now got it man i just make fun of those people that

[82:30]just wear cowboy boots just because oh how do you drive a car in cowboy boots i've never understood that you don't drive a truck but it seems to me like pushing a gas pedal with boots on like can you push your foot down without bringing your calf up when you're wearing cowboy boots i don't know i picture cowboy boots is like torture devices there's a little give there's a little oh and the last song on the list thank you guys for taking this journey with me the last song my favorite song i know i left some good ones off amy winehouse fuck me pumps was honorable mention run dmc a deep

[83:01]my adidas was honorable mention but number one for me cardi b bodak yellow about those bloody shoes this is about shoes you can yeah man if you wanted to these expensive that's about those movie time shoes she's wearing the fancy shoes bottoms with the high heels so she let people know she was fashionable fun thing about this song was i read it that it's called

[83:31]bodak yellow because she's she jacked the flow from kodak black and when you go go listen to kodak black song no flocking she took his flow 100 perfect did it even one better made a big hit her career took off and it's all about those lupiton pumps nice i'm so mad i was just about to say the same thing was another did it better that's easily a top five did you say something about jack easily a top five because i was thinking about cardi in my bathtub leaving a mark you know what i was thinking about

[84:01]while aaron was doing this list i was thinking that he probably had a link somewhere on his computer to a pornographic thing about feet but he couldn't find it so he was googling googling and instead he had to land on him with shoes songs about shoes instead of about feet aaron that was easily a top five list that was good i like that lip blown a wish i'm gonna do something else you we are if we ever had an album to skip a song

[84:30]what you want what you want i don't know i like the back half of this album more it seems like it's a little more catching right it's just a little bit more driving to something instead of just kind of floating in space matt you know who else i thought about i don't know if this band is even close but i remember there was a point where you listened to arcade fire we talked about arcade fire and we talked about arcade fire and we talked about arcade fire and we talked about good band yesterday kind of a band to run with where you're out kind of going for a jog and it

[85:01]kind of just gets in your mind and you can keep going and keep going that's kind of what stuck with me on this one too i i had a great time you could start the next song if you want rob because i know we're dragging a little bit here um don't say what we're thinking i mean let's not say that out loud for the listeners to hear but yeah the uh i was i had a i think the more fun i had reading wikipedia this year i was like oh my god i'm gonna do this again i'm gonna do this again i'm gonna do this week was not about the band but hearing about all of the back or the all the bands that the people

[85:30]went into afterwards or started from before i mean people and band names does that ever i just i'm always obsessed with knowing how people got their band names but all of i wrote down a list of what we found in wikipedia so there was killing jake the cramps the birthday parties these are all names of bands back in british uh 1980s uh so what are these shoegaze bands or just any yeah yeah like they're they're all affiliated bands but okay i was hoping you're gonna play i was trying to

[86:00]you know stop the drag but while you're playing the song in the background so we didn't have to talk about what was the name of the band man here we go so the burning peacocks that was my favorite you know virgin my sophomore year i had to go see the nurse the membranes hothouse flowers i mean people come up with some great band names and these are all good names what would be a band name if you guys had to come up with a band name what would be a band name if you guys had to come up with a band name what would be the name of your band i would be the robs and the robs robs roberts yeah

[86:32]robs and the bobs how about the robs the guy with the big cock band the beatles i think i think the beatles would be good but you would you would be b-e-a-t-l-s or something like that yeah that's the best part is that the beatles is actually like a dumb pun name and they're just like the greatest band of all time they're like we're the beatles rob you can be like we're the beat butt prints and bathtubs or something like that yes that's a really purple drain purple drains it's all bathtub related material

[87:10]eating a sandwich in the bath by the way highlight gotta do it guys it's so no not in the bath but i used to take baths all the time when i was younger and i would eat sandwiches constantly in the bath i was a big kind of sandwich the number one sandwich i ate growing up bologna warm bologna we've talked about it

[87:30]my dad used to bring me a bologna sandwich in bed at night if i requested it and then when i first was living with my wife i requested it and i found out life is not like hanging with my dad it's actually very rough and people don't respect you and don't see how hard you actually work or that maybe you just need some time to eat a bologna sandwich in bed that'd be that'd be another great band name bologna sandwich in bed yeah yeah all right let's get to the pop popular and patented rating system do you think the downloads for my blade of valentine are gonna go way up or way down

[88:07]i think this will be the lowest downloaded episode uh this is this is album 73 is this exactly perfect guys 73 this album is just where it i mean we're talking about a shoegaze band and shoegaze i mean it's so popular people are talking about all the time i saw a shirt that was stone cold shoegaze the other day it was just awesome and that's why this is 73

[88:30]obviously actually a super influential album i mean it kind of dominated what we listened to in the 90s so maybe it is perfect at 73 that would be rolling well toned or is it a rolling groan we do not like it okay we don't think it belongs this high listen it's a great album we understand how influential it is but the bottom line is none of us are ever going to put this album on again so it's a rolling groan or is this a rolling bone we should have seen this sooner okay when you really do list out all the music that came from this it's like uh it's like these

[89:01]guys sold their soul to the devil i mean it's that big of a deal uh and this would be a rolling bone it should have been much higher on the list and i know what you're thinking higher on the list to me when i'm climbing higher my elevation is going up but yet when you're climbing this list the numbers are going down no yes the higher the list the numbers are down because of the way the rolling stones set up the list but not the website where you do have to scroll to the bottom so a lot of people love it and they're like oh my god this is so cool this is so cool this is so cool this is so cool i love this explanation i definitely love it when i'm editing it i definitely don't open up my phone and play like games while this part's going on because it is so boring and there's so

[89:33]little going on uh but what do you think rolling well toned rolling bone or rolling groan rosie what do you think man shit i was gonna rolling groan this thing but talking through it with you guys and just the the sheer number of bands album songs that we've all been able to name that sound like this that have been influenced by this band in this album i gotta give it a rolling well toned uh russell what do you think rolling well toned rolling bone or rolling groan somewhat similar

[90:01]to aaron i had a hard time with this one to begin with i just wasn't really getting into it talking with you guys um hearing hearing the bands that matt brought up that were influenced by this is a pretty cool thing but for me this is one of the hundred greatest albums of all time i'm not it's just not my deal i'm looking at two records for two of the greatest country icons ever that i'm holding right now dolly pardon and johnny cash you're telling me this is better than the get the fuck out of here this is a rolling groan yep matt what do you think rolling well toned

[90:30]rolling bone or rolling groan i think this is rolling well toned right do i think it's perfect at 73 you know i don't know but i think you know we're top 100 albums of all time um again it's not the top song there's not one song on this whole album that you would ever even come close to putting into any sort of um list but you know from a genre standpoint it kind of hits you right where you know where i'm playing i guess and so it's uh for me i i did enjoy it i will

[91:02]probably listen to it again at some point um but i'll probably have to stumble across it i'm not probably going to search it out so i don't know i think it i think it fits in well in kind of that 73 range so i'm just going to say it's rolling well toned i do have to say that with somebody i'm praying somebody asked me what i think of my bloody valentine after this and like they'll try to get me that i don't know music but guess what i do know music i'm kind of an expert i'll be like oh yeah shoegaze wow it was very influential in a lot of 90s music and they'll be like wow that guy is really smart uh he is talking to me through a bathroom stall and holding his hand out

[91:33]to give me a high five but i do respect his decision he is unfortunately you're all talking to me from the bath and he's really i mean when your mama sits in the bath she really says the bath she leaves ass marks uh gonna have to go get that checked out kind of making me question a lot of things in my life actually uh this is a rolling distortion okay not only distortion i don't care anymore i don't care about this bit it's the easiest one to do and i don't care

[92:01]rolling distortion not only are the guitars distorted but it kind of distorted like what i think about music like yeah this is music like they're they're hammering on the guitars you can see exactly where this led uh it distorts my view of like what i thought would be on this list it's the bottom line is it's fun to have a new genre of music that we haven't seen anything like it yet i i got a kick out of that yeah i agree with that and it's also like it distorts it's kind of like a new genre of music that we haven't seen anything like it yet i i got a kick like when i worked in that pastry shop in new jersey and i was like just toward here yeah the

[92:30]one with the filling i was selling torts is that a thing torts i why do i think that's a thing our friend who was over today was from new jersey and she ate up all the prosciutto and she was like wouldn't leave it to somebody from new jersey to play your prosciutto in your house and i was like people really talk that way hey where's your gubba ghoul yeah thank you thank you very much next up what happens when kanye doesn't want to cut out any more pictures he's the collage dropout

[93:02]oh the collage dropout the collage dropout you guys you guys want to hear the best one do you guys well let's hear the other maybe i should i have an alternate oh no it's good i have an alternate but i really shouldn't do this you know me we like to leave on a high note but uh the alternate was uh next up it was my nickname at st olaf college blow your back out oh wait i misread that it's called straw why am i so bad at judging what's the original one

[93:33]why am i so bad at this i mean editing myself is a disaster it takes forever it can't be all these uh little fireball models that has nothing to do with it beck did it better hey guys i hope you don't mind i had to record the last few minutes of this podcast from my garage oh i almost passed out oh i laughed so hard i almost i've seen dots um falling face down on

[94:13]this barbecue