AC/DC: Back in Black (1980)

[00:00]in 2020 four friends decide to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums is decided by rolling stone magazine this you know guys i just don't have it's not the energy i want okay let me let me try this let me let me try this instead let's see if this helps in 2020 four friends decide to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums is decided for whom the bell tolls metallica yes i'm so this resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music excoriated the order and led us to making this podcast we are far from experts we promise

[00:31]please sit back and enjoy beck did it better from 1980 this is album 84 back in black by acdc now listen this is just i just got to put out a public service message here okay real quick warning warning warning to all parents with kids in the country this band once wrote a song called beat around the bush this may not be our clearest episode warning warning warning okay but let's not worry about

[01:07]that right now let's go to uh k-rob let's turn on the radio okay oh all right what's up everybody this is k-rob k-r-o-b listen we got callers calling yes why do you sing so many songs about aaron and the answer is i love it and sometimes the things that you love the most well they cause you the most pain oh no and canned fish cause him to react well it's too much meat hurts his feet

[01:42]because uric acid levels have peak he's uh take a break eating those steaks not so many drinks around seven or eight he's got medicine colcocine right now his big foot makes him want to scream it's a cow he's a wreck disease of kings

[02:02]aaron's thing when he drinks beer fills him with fear aaron eats like crap yes finally a parody song about gout people have been waiting for it i've got a lot of new favorites and texts and messages the science though i mean hats off you did your research

[02:32]i mean i expect nothing less you did your research that's where all my goat heads out there did it better listen if you're gimping around because of your castle you'd love that song i said to my wife i go listen i got a song about aaron's gout and she's like okay and she just put on headphones all right everybody welcome to beck did it better now listen i have to give something the official uh uh smells bells of the podcast these are the things that i'm going to do these are now the smells bells if a joke is very bad you will get the smells bells

[03:00]stinky stinky jokes get the smells bells and i gotta put i gotta give myself the smells bells today because i did attempt to sing gout attack in a brian johnson high voice and so we will just be playing a quick clip of that and then we'll never talk about it again so let's oh oh oh oh oh that's pretty good that's pretty good that's like nelson or willhouse or whatever that guy from uh the simpsons

[03:37]just terrible english that's impossible yeah russell's that gets that for sure gets the smells bells today i mean that was really very nice uh listen i've got russell i've got three guys with me i got russell in uh minnesota russell how are you doing today i'm great guys all my dates from years past they weren't no mona lisa's and no playboy stars

[04:00]and they surely weren't in heaven when i ended each date complaining about the service fees at bars i've got matt minneapolis matt how are you doing just great rob thanks for having me and i've got aaron in california he's he's the only guy i know who's watching a porno with his parents and thinks it's awkward when they get to a kissing part i do remember watching jerry mcguire with my parents uh you know i guess given the given the subject matter of the opening song i should probably lay off the just like

[04:31]bon scott i should lay off the sour mash and cheap wine but it's hard to resist so it's it's rcdc it's a cautionary tale to be sure listen let's get into our voicemails and sometimes you just can't remember which voicemail is which so let's just play this one jesus i can't believe i have to take time out of my day to call in and condiments plain cheese curds to you coastal elite dumb shit so what are you getting with constant at the gas station the squeaky ones that you toss on top of your spotted cow on the way to the register those don't need condiments if you use any with those you're a serial killer and i

[05:04]shouldn't have to tell you that now to be fair they have a pump full of marinara sauce at the cheese stand and it's fucking unbelievable marinara almost does it a disservice it's something even more magical than that it's hard to know whether to dip your curds in it or dip your dick in it if you ask for marinara with your curds in any other scenario you'd look like an idiot and so in all other cases whether you're at a restaurant or anywhere else shout out culvers

[05:30]you get the ranch but it's never enough ranch even when you ask for extra ranch there's never enough ranch you've got to have a backup bottle of ketchup for when the ranch is talking about probably should stop eating the curds but you're not going to stop eating the curds now while we're here you spent a lot of time making fun of the drake relays but i just want to let it be known that rob crossed state lines just to watch people lift weights that's different that's a real like that is a masterful email this person has thought deeply

[06:00]about cheese curds and the their respective condiments yeah tell me you're from the midwest without telling me you're from midwest there's never enough ranch or ketchup so funny i've i have seen uh i'm gonna give it away a little bit i've seen members of this person's family dip just plain cheese into ranch i've i've seen careful you mentioned dipping something else that was not appropriate that's why my balls smell like ranch yeah that's it i dipped him in ranch it's not candida that's for my fungus heads out there was his feedback that all of them work or

[06:36]what i didn't even know what his feedback was in that whole rant i think he loved the marinara at the state fair which okay but he also wants to be clear that there's a difference between the cheese curds and i have to agree like the wisconsin cheese curds right the ones that you get and they squeak i was so excited when i first went to wisconsin on like a boy choir trip or something right and they were like we're gonna stop and get some cheese curds i was like fuck yeah i fucking love cheese curds it's like fries with cheese in the middle it's great and then you get these wisconsin

[07:03]cheese curds and they're just cheese i'm like wait what they're just pieces of cheese like these are like craft single things right they're not yeah they're not that that those should not be even called cheese curds they should be something different real cheese curds are deep fried guess guess what wisconsin you're on you're on fucking notice right now because those to me are not real cheese curds fires of the we might get another voicemail if any of our wisconsinites are still listening at this point in the in the journey if they can find somebody to dial a phone

[07:30]for all right give me a break if you are if you think that take my take is dumb about cheese curds it's one 802-277-BECK 802-277-BECK i just cannot see i i hate to relitigate it marinara on cheese curds i i just don't get it i think marinara comes with cheese curds everywhere you go yeah that's that's the that's the sauce that comes with it everywhere what state fair is this dumb shit listener attending is this the iowa state fair does that make sense if there's marinara because it's the iowa state fair you got straight up ketchup you got heinz ketchup at the minnesota

[08:05]state fair and that's it and so that's why i don't know ranch that's it no ranch just ketchup yep that seems un-minnesotan to me yes i have reason to believe this caller has attended the iowa state fair on numerous occasions some some years even perhaps every day i've been to the iowa state fair yeah of course i i uh when when i was younger at the county fair in uh in minnesota i would go to the county fair and they had something for uh 25 cents you could drink as

[08:30]much milk as you wanted and you can imagine that me in high school i drank easily a half gallon of milk like i would be like free food oh yeah i'm gonna take these guys to the fucking cleaner and then i could never figure out like later that night i'd be like i don't feel good i feel terrible i feel absolutely awful i wonder why i mentioned again that i once saw russell drink as much milk as anyone wanted to watch us russell drink that was a display yes russell how much milk did you

[09:00]get that was a feat i got about i'd say three quarters of a gallon in about 20 minutes and then i projectile vomited into a garbage can yeah over a garbage can technically it was a garbage can in the general vicinity but it did not catch any of the garbage it wasn't i should have got one of those fancier garbage cans that rob has in his kitchen he probably would have caught it for me yeah with the end bags right size superhuman with the bigger yeah what is your guys state fair style when you guys like do you always go for food right away do you

[09:32]go for some rides you go see animals what's your what's your state fair style before or after i'm there to see the beach boys who seem to play at the state fair every year oh great it's the fucking beach boys again i hope john stamos is on drums like they're always there yes it's like hey what says minnesota more than the beach boys oh absolutely nothing actually it's the exact opposite the fucking beach boys i mean matt what's your state fair style uh food for sure

[10:01]and then you know kind of the other things that you just can't see animals right like we live in the city we don't see farm animals and i think they're pretty cool to go see the biggest pig and you know judge how big his nuts are compared to the other ones and things like that so like you know i'm not gonna lie my wife and i have multiple pictures next to the best cock at the state fair and we got a picture of the best hen as well but i mean the best cock you were right there and it was like and you could just tell the farmer who won was like yeah i get it like we all get the joke

[10:32]but i actually worked really hard to breed this guy myself worked really hard to earn this ribbon it's the perfect size and shape you know what i mean like it's it's just colorful enough it's not too bright where people are alarmed but it does have a lot of different colors on the cock like and and it was a magnificent creature like it was a magnificent creature like it was a magnificent creature like i got it but if there was any marinara nearby it would dip itself in the marinara oh eric start this shit over rob that was that was filthy there's enough dirty lyrics on this album as it is listen let's get into everybody's favorite part of the show except for erin's it's

[11:02]rolling going it's time it's time to see what everybody's up to it's time for rolling going erin rolling going how's it going with you oh man i'm sorry i'm glad you i'm glad you're starting because it's only going to go up from here i'm going to be honest with you guys uh i know you don't like when this happens but i got i have to get a little bit emo tonight i have to get a little bit emo several reasons he's got clams out of out of pre-packaged clams or yeah yeah those are gone

[11:32]so i ran out of ran out of pre-packaged clams yeah that's uh well first of all my brother was here yesterday it was awesome to hang out with my brother i hadn't seen him in person in so long and we were so fortunate to also watch the iowa state cyclones win a number of times and we're going to win a number of times and we're going to win a number of times and we're going to win a number of times tournament game i don't know the last time i watched a game with my brother where the cyclones won so i'm feeling good about that uh i was walking at lake merit yesterday here in oakland and i saw a guy wearing an nwo new world order hat and and i said to him for life and he said

[12:06]right back to me too sweet and it's on my mind hey yo it's on my mind because scott hall passed this week yeah yeah one of the pioneers of the nwo yes number one rest in peace to scott hall but number two kevin nash the big sexy wrote the most beautiful tribute to his friend scott hall on social media and it was so heartfelt and he at the end he said i couldn't love another human more than i love scott and i was so moved by that and so

[12:35]once in a while i gotta we gotta drop the bullshit and i gotta talk about how much i love having you guys in my life and how much i love doing this podcast and how much i think this podcast is a love letter to people who want to get to know me and i love doing this podcast and i love doing this together and listen to people enjoy each other so thank you guys that's it that's all i got tonight i'm just i'm feeling good i'm gonna start calling my penis that's it sucks the pink is great uh aaron very thoughtful rob going straight into his bag of tricks yeah defense mechanism when i was

[13:06]younger i was a big pro wrestling fan as you guys well know but uh can i tell you a funny story about i had one nwo shirt when i was a kid can i tell you guys about that story of that shirt yeah definitely sure thumbs up you got three thumbs up from us so our so did you guys on when you graduated high school did you have a thing where you stayed over at the school the night of graduation or anything where like they didn't have a they didn't have a party they wanted everyone at the school in high school they did like a they did like a hypnotist they had a bunch of like things at the

[13:33]school and everyone stayed overnight for the final night did you guys do that yeah we we had a we had like a late night like it was senior class party graduation like at some point it was like lights out time to go to bed does this happen no you just stayed up the whole night stay up the whole night i was like what's going on here no you wouldn't because what if you find something and then it's like well i'm not dealing with this shit so anyway so as part of this they went around and

[14:02]they they had like a video crew and they would get a message from almost every kid in the school there you know their goals hey they try to find every kid and find like have them say one thing it's like the camera it's like the old movie ads right where they'd come out they'd be like what did you think of braveheart everybody be like braveheart fucking yes class of 98 where you go yeah we're the best 98 98 99 98 but so so everyone was going around they were doing these things and i was wearing my nwo shirt i'm wearing the nwo shirt because like

[14:33]there's a reason i'm still single because i was wearing pro wrestling t-shirts in high school that probably didn't put me on the right path but so anyways everyone's going around and saying these things and i'm like oh my god why did i have to be in the irish or all this different stuff and my my final message to the camera was when your nwo your nwo for life and i gave the camera the too sweet so if anyone from the 98 class of rosemont goes back and watches the video my final message to my fellow graduates is it's just too sweet yeah but that's so good right

[15:07]like that's one that i think is actually like super good because you just you went for it like you're not saying like i'm gonna miss you guys i'm gonna miss you guys i'm gonna miss you guys and you guys are all such my friends like if you read my senior quote in my yearbook like i try to thank everyone that was important to me i haven't talked to a single one of those people in 25 years could not care less what they're doing have no idea and instead i should have said something like you know suck it or whatever like that that would have been two words for you it would have been so

[15:34]good and that's when rob left sincerity in the rearview mirror he thanked everyone in his high school yearbook and said from here on out no way it's gonna put up the facade yeah and you know and then meanwhile do you know what my parents put in because you could put in like the baby picture right they put in a picture of me as a baby going like this and it just says keep dancing like you got your hand up like that you're doing like i'm doing the saturday night fever pose i keep forgetting we're doing a podcast but it's like saturday if you're posing just says

[16:00]keep dancing everyone else is like i love you i'm so proud of who the person you become and you're such a strong woman and it's just fine keep dancing i was like damn right that my dad nailed it on that like like it's a it's a fucking joke it's a high school yearbook who gives a fuck but i literally i bet i was 38 years old when i realized that razor ramon was not named razor ramon when it was scott hall right scott hall is that his name yes yeah and he fucking was razor ramon and i like saw him in a documentary he's like oh yes i liked wrestling with this

[16:34]person i was like that's fucking razor ramon he's not from cuba he's not from cuba and he doesn't have a natural curly q with his hair no right oh that curly q is so beautiful and then you and then like you watch it and you're like oh he had just watched scarface like two days before and was like well i guess i fucking nailed it this is my new thing i'm gonna do for the rest of my life so wrestling gimmicks are among the most problematic things that have ever existed in entertainment and i think they still do it right yeah i've always thought that the

[17:03]eric's gimmick of the texas tornado was very insulting to weather patterns throughout the country listen coming from a long line of clowns doink don't even give me so much doink i mean on one side of my family it's clowns on the other side it's super wrestlers yes so the 90s were a turbulent time for me the early 2000s and then his three little minions dink blink and ink the fact that there was a pro wrestler that was just a clown right yeah and then

[17:32]the evil clown like he was a clown everybody's like sure like okay like yeah i bet a clown would kick this guy's ass like yeah no problem so aaron if you were you know what aaron i think i would like you to write my obituary could you do that for me yeah i could write your obituary okay i got about 10 things i want you to include okay what would be those 10 things uh let's see dick too big is that one or is that three i'd like you to start with it i think having a joke obituary would be funny right like one of those ones where it's like obviously butt and tub is one that sticks

[18:02]out yeah in my mind yeah i think it would be a lot of promotions and then like rob had the correct views on milk duds like i'd make you say stuff like that at my funeral it'd be no problem rob was loved by many but he actually hated all of you so that's right i don't know what you're doing here what was the food rob had in the bathroom up in the cabin that he was worried about in the bathroom it was the bagel right oh the bagel in the bathroom you can't be eating any food in the bathroom like that's just not a good idea yeah can't it's like

[18:32]when you're talking on the phone to a girl you gotta say you're in the garage i even like if i wasted the bathroom i like to try to stop and swallow the way before i'm in the back yeah you can't you can't even be chewing in there like you don't want to do that no this is like a life changing moment here yeah russell's we see him wheeling a fridge out of his bathroom i guess well that's where he keeps the cold toilet paper like of course like they're on different shelves that goes in the fruits and veggies drawer it's like

[19:01]it's like the fridge in the dray and snoop video that's all full of you know 40s except all 40s man also snoop fucking snoop took every death row song off of streaming services i'm sorry to hijack the entire podcast at this point but he took all of death row off of streaming except for why i because he's gonna sell nfts or some shit so he took everything off except for tupac because i think people would absolutely riot if tupac uh was off so i listened to all eyes on me this week uh i've honestly never listened to all eyes on me start to start

[19:33]to finish uh in my life so that was a fun experience you you gotta get some media you gotta get a network drive in your apartment and just put you gotta get a couple terabytes and just put everything on there you can't rely on companies to stream stuff to you anymore no you gotta you gotta get physical media this is why i never should have got rid of my you know what you should do is fucking buy cds man we're going all the way back around you should buy cds that's what everyone should be doing right now but i'm telling you like this streaming stuff with my kid like if she wants an album she just pushes play and listens to it yeah for me to

[20:07]listen to it and i'm like i'm gonna listen to it and i'm gonna listen to it and i'm gonna listen to it and i'm gonna listen to it and i'm gonna listen to it and i'm gonna listen to it and i'm gonna listen to it and i'm gonna listen to it and i'm gonna listen to it and i'm gonna listen to it and i'm gonna like cds used to be like 25 bucks right like and then you'd get this giant cd case you'd get a case it'd be like this big and then a tiny cd would come on you're like why do i get this big case it makes no sense and then you'd get the cd and you're like oh i actually don't like most of these songs like i only like tub thumping it's the only reason i got the cd i don't need anything else which is weird because rob said that about multiple albums he'd buy another

[20:34]yeah it's not even fucking tub thumping there's no sense here russ is trying to move us on i'm in big trouble with my family okay i've made some mistakes with my family uh number one realizing that now yeah of course or you're just willing to admit it on the pod now i i would say this uh just just real quick the other day you know rob rob yes admitting things on the podcast can be

[21:00]very therapeutic it's true you know and sometimes you just need to get these things out on the podcast and you just need to get these things out on the podcast and you just need to get these things out on the podcast and you just need to get these things out on the podcast and you just need to get these things out on the podcast and you just need to get these things out on the podcast and you just need to get these things out on the podcast and you just need to get these things out on the podcast and you just need to get these things out on the podcast so that the whole world can hear them that's true you know or that you're not trying to hide things no no and so getting things you know i think this is good getting things out on the podcast is good especially if you've been doing stuff for months or whatever and it's i think it's a big part of your life it's time to share you know like it's maybe even open up more things we could talk about like you never know i think that'd be really cool actually calling things what they are right yeah just like you know i'm all for this rob i think so too let's get all of our secrets out and all of our you know what we're what's going on let's get them out yeah i

[21:34]have something to share with you guys okay it's big okay i actually went and bought a new nwo t-shirt too sweet where would you even buy one anymore step one i built a time machine uh so the other day my wife came home and my wife does this really cool thing where she spends the first two minutes when she comes in the door complaining about whatever her day was about so whatever i'm doing no matter how much fun i'm having watching basketball whatever i get to hear about everything

[22:04]is happening to her throughout the day and then at some point she ran out of things to complain about so she did what i thought was a brilliant move she complained about herself oh like that got your attention didn't it that's like the inception of complaining it's like a christopher nolan movie about complaining about it it was because who's gonna argue with you when you're like i'm the fucking worst and everybody's gonna be like oh you're the best and you're like maybe i am the best like it's she goes i have now now i just want to know what would be your response if

[22:34]someone said i have a fat face my face is really fat right now is what she said now i'm gonna ask you right now is an appropriate response to laugh okay no because that's what i did i just started laughing no i started laughing she goes i have a fat face and i went that was it because she was making a fat face look when she said it too she's like i have a fat face she tried to make her face bigger which made me laugh i think the appropriate response would be to say you know when you say that it's hurtful to people like me that

[23:04]we do have a fat face okay and now we're laughing yeah because then she went through all the pictures that you can see behind me here in the living room and then pointed out ones where she liked her face better and i was like oh i should not have laughed at the face because this is like a real thing and then so then that's not it though so then that night at like 10 39 my daughter comes out and goes listen gary styles just came out with some nail polish right i want to

[23:34]buy some harry styles nail polish i was like sure sounds good like you're so sweet we'll do we'll do whatever you want she goes okay it's 75 oh and i was like oh okay because i you said okay well i don't know she scammed me this was a scam i do not know how much nail polish costs i have no idea so the next day i was like hey i bought some nail polish for amelia yesterday it seemed kind of expensive jane was like oh how much was it i said like 75 bucks and she goes i don't know how much

[24:04]i don't pay over five and i was like whoa wait that's a big chasm i don't know that's five seems like not enough i got scammed by my own daughter and then i was complaining to her about it for the last couple days and you know what she had the nerve to say to me today what she goes i'm giving you content for your podcast you should actually be happy about it i was like what she's not wrong yeah she really got you there that's even worse so but at some point you have to admit rob you weren't scammed you just have no you have no knowledge of what the value of a dollar is

[24:34]that's what happened no i don't know how much 75 bucks okay if you're if you're if a wife came home and said i just spent 75 on some makeup stuff is that outrageous i agree i have no idea so nice i thought yeah exactly your face looks pretty thin i don't know what how much nail polish cost and so i got scammed by my own kid 75 dollars well what else were you gonna do with that 75

[25:04]well i'll probably put it on the underdogs of march badness i could make that 75 into 150 you guys want to know where i'm a shopaholic at yeah the nwo store it's when it comes to buying clothes if i go buy something and i get home and it doesn't fit right or i don't like it i don't return shit no i just go buy something else like so i'm a shopaholic because i will refuse to return anything i've got like i've got like

[25:31]baskets full of stuff that will never fit me or look bad on me just sitting in the other room oh the number of times i've gotten something from amazon and it's like oh this phone case doesn't fit at all oh well like i don't know like i've got it takes me like that's seven dollars you're not gonna get back i have somebody at the front desk of my building where i can just hand it to him be like give this ups when they come by and i still don't do it like it's i'm so lazy matt rolling going how's it going with you uh good good i uh you know russell has he's been scared of our good buddy uh magic mike 16

[26:04]for a long time psychopath doesn't even know us you know and i might i'm getting close to being with you there russell because oh but magic mike 69 he's at some sort of like outdoor festival or something and he's asking his son you know like oh here i got this for you try this out you know and like basically hands them they're at some sort of like meat festival or like barbecue or something like that aaron's opinion aaron got out a pen a pen and a pad so he hands it over to him

[26:32]and and so his son's eating he goes oh well that's pretty good he goes well what do you think of it oh that's pretty good yeah you know i don't know his son says well what is it and his magic mike 69 says well it's it's uh bold testicles and his son's like oh rocky about oysters okay and so like and i i almost had the same exact reaction if somebody handed me something you know like one i wouldn't eat it you know his son he's got he's got a bowl of lettuce cucumbers on it man

[27:03]something like that so you call this a salad this is very interesting but how would you guys if somebody would you actually try if something you didn't know what it was would you try to eat it if it was something like that would you give it a whirl if you didn't know what it was because absolutely i would i would kick magic mike 69 in the testicles if he i would be so mad if somebody did that to me or they tricked me like oh no it's just a hamburger

[27:31]right like oh no this is fake meat like what i didn't want fake i want to know the rule i think for tasting food is like smelling stuff right if a woman says to you here smell this you do it because you know it's going to be a pleasant smell if a guy says you oh dude you gotta smell this you never should ever do that in a million years it's gonna be awful but i think with dads i think you have to do like as a dad you have the right to trick your kid into eating bull testicles and that's just the way it is that's a dad for trying it if someone if someone says hey try this out i'm all for trying something one time

[28:03]i i don't know if the rocky mountain oysters if that i would have like a revulsion or a problem with that but i mean as long as it wasn't something like insects or like a fear factor type thing i think i'd be fine with it i think yeah i mean i'd prefer to know what the thing is i mean if someone hands you something and it's like here's a thing try it i don't know like i'd still like you know let me know what it is but if you're at like a food fair you know like those people don't want to make people sick they've got a they've got a an interest in

[28:33]food cleanliness so yeah you're not gonna get sick or something give it a shot i think that what matt hasn't said is that his problem was is that there were three flecks of lettuce on it there were three there were three little pieces of lettuce and i was like i cannot believe he ate that that's one of the worst things i've ever seen cilantro next to matt so you matt would you try bull testicles if you got a chance absolutely not see i i think you're just so revulsed by it i yeah why not i'd try i mean what's my shot sure like like if you saw a bloody muscle on the ground you wouldn't be like oh god damn i wish i could eat that thing right now but

[29:03]that's exactly what i'm saying i'm not gonna eat that thing right now i'm not gonna eat that thing like what a steak is like what's the difference like i would not eat i like i don't need you guys eat steak tartare oh absolutely absolutely i love it i i think it's so good that vinegar kills all the bacteria you're set when i was in france i ordered beef tartare every night and after the third day beef tartare and after the third day i farted and it burned a hole into the blanket like it was like it was one of these moments and my wife was like you cannot eat any more steak tartare

[29:33]for three days in a row you cannot just eat raw meat walking around i have to i have to interject and say that my my wife was reading a book to my son today and she does a fantastic french accent she was nailing it and it was about a it was about farting and it was about a person who is a fartist and she fucking nailed the pronunciation of fartis so rob you you were a fartist and you even know it i yeah very fartistic i'm an expert man i think the problem is you're just too sensitive with food

[30:03]i don't know have you have you done anything about it i don't know i don't know i don't know have you never been tricked into eating something because you know oh i would never i would never do that to matt i feel like no like even tonight like i went to some i went to some fancy restaurant tonight right and it was what do they what do they call rob you know it's a prefix or something like that yeah love it okay you show up you don't get to order your food they got like three four courses for you right yeah they just say you're gonna give you're gonna get what we give you kind of a thing right love it cannot think of a worse scenario right like it ended up being just fine

[30:33]you look at the menu before you went or not no i didn't know it was prefix i just went to this fancy place and she's like oh this is pre here's how we do it and so then i'm looking at the menu right and there's a lot of stuff in there right but it just comes out little it's smaller portions so everybody can try some if you like this have it you don't like some stuff like that but there was so much stuff so i'm like oh well they've got this fish here like i'll i'll get the fish and oh no they're just bringing out everything yeah get your own little tiny oh i love it it's like

[31:02]you're a king it's i love it i i love that's what i love about it it's gone you can't just go back and get it this is like a once in a lifetime so again so yeah so there's things there right and like they brought out a salad i did not eat the salad i pushed it push it i kind of pushed it away from you so that you got to what you got the full bowl and i kind of scrunched it into half to make it look like i had a few bites at least you know so i could save a little bit of faith it took that away

[31:30]excuse me sir have you been scrunching the salad it's so good the salad seems so then they bring out this stuff right they're like oh we got this fish it was great we got this pork shoulder great we've got these some sort of wraps and it's like i think it was lamb and it had some portobello mushrooms and i'm not a big mushroom guy right like it's fine he's not a big i'm not a big mushroom guy hello it's me i'm a fun guy you know but so i try it i try it

[32:03]just and it's still and i'm trying to have an open mind about this stuff but i do not like what i do not like yeah right and i just want to eat what i want to eat can can the people that were with you tell that you're not enjoying it matt or do you kind of like hide your disdain for this food i hide it pretty good i think you know i've been doing it for 41 years now so i've got some i've got some experience doing this you know and sarah is nice enough to play along she knows

[32:30]i just don't like eating salad right so she plays along and she doesn't she used to kind of nudge me and so i'll just try some right and then you know there's enough of that where she just knows i'm just i'm not gonna enjoy it like just stop trying kind of yeah so i don't know it was great food we went to alma in minneapolis oh yeah um down by the u it was great food the stuff that i like and great place to go but listen to the stuff i don't know but it's so good stuff i didn't like not as good not good at all by definition i think the move in

[33:02]that situation matt is you just order a bunch of drinks and you get drunk and then everyone just notices that you're drunk and they don't even notice that you're being an asshole about not liking the food well half of it was i had to drive home and then i had to come on to this podcast and so yeah sorry i can't finish the salad i have to drive home yeah that kind of thing and we know how this podcast goes when you get off the rails and you're just hammered to the to all bejesus right and so i didn't want to do that tonight yeah no one's done that on this podcast

[33:33]yeah go back i challenge anybody to go back and find an episode where matt got too drunk like like okay he doesn't talk very much um russell rolling going how's it going with you everything's going great rolling going as you guys know i took another trip i was in scottsdale last week so i had to share one or two quick memories of my time at the airport if that's okay oh oh i wonder if we have a song this is right next to me

[34:03]i picked the wrong one okay my bad i hope you had a flight of wine in scottsdale because i got a perfect song for that tell us about the trip you're on we're gonna hear about your flight tonight oh yeah russell tell us about your flight the other night first thing i noticed

[34:33]i get on the flight i'm headed to phoenix and i get on the flight and i'm walking to the back and i immediately think of rob and his family because i see in the first six or eight seats the first class seats out of the eight first class seats four of them are taken up by kids under the age of eight like kids that are barely even taking up a third of the seat they've got like their legs spread out completely in front of them like you know feet in front of the chair ahead of them i was like this is the biggest waste in the history of flights that

[35:03]these kids have like the biggest chairs they've got access to like all the drink food and drink service and literally it's just a kid taking up a third of the seat watching a movie on their ipad i can't stand it it's bullshit what do you guys think of that i don't know man i think it's they're learning the lesson really early on that if the if the the dollars talk if you can pay for it you end up with a better experience it's the golden it's the golden rule it's the golden rule rosie he who has the gold rules so you get to sit in the front front of the plane well there's two things

[35:32]right like if you're the parent you're the parent you're the parent you're the parent you're the parent i mean what are you gonna do if you're gonna fly first class i mean your kids gotta fly first class right i mean you can't stick them in the back depending on how old they are yeah if they're if they're kind of in that tweener age maybe but i don't know so was it a waste probably right but like if you've got cash russell i mean why not baller it kind of creates like a sense of entitlement too it's like taking your kid and sitting on the floor at an nba game right like your kids can have just as much fun sitting in the upper deck in a basketball game right and then how

[36:03]away from that they're always gonna they're gonna need that or else they're gonna always feel like they're they're less than because they don't have the same privilege they had before right but are they gonna have as much fun in the upper deck i mean i've been in both i've never been on the floor but i've been in the lower deck like twice and it's way better than those tickets we had in section 224 back in 2003 growing up i thought sitting in the back of a station wagon looking out the back at cars speeding at me in excess of 60 miles an hour i thought that was the height of living and it turned out that was just me being a human being

[36:33]crash test dummy back there like the most dangerous place it's totally insane and i was like this is fun and then my dad would slam on the brakes and i'd get squished by all the luggage i'd be like yippee like looking back i was like that was insanely dangerous i should not be doing that yeah i did the same that's crazy no spoiled kids and russell i think you can you can fart as you walk by those kids on the plane that's what i would do so i fly i fly to arizona i do my business i come back and then i had a different experience on the flight back i was gonna see what you thought of

[37:00]this so this one i changed my flight and i i'm gonna see what you thought of this so this one i realizing now when you change your flight to a different day you're almost certainly going to end up in a middle seat you're never going to get a pick your seat you want right because you get the last choice of it so i get a i get a middle seat and i'm walking back to the seat and i realize right to the left so i'm in the middle on the one side there's a person on the aisle and then right next to our aisle is the bathroom we've got like the middle bathroom yeah so then we've got people standing over us the whole time but an interesting thing so i go to my middle seat is

[37:30]this guy wearing a cowboy hat he gets up out of the aisle and i'm like oh my god i'm going to look and the armrest between our seats is up so he is taking the armrest and put it up so i sit down and then i have to make the decision do i just leave the armrest up and have a little bit more room but potentially sit like like where we're going to be touching each other or do i put the armrest down and have less room but kind of guarantee there's going to be no physical contact what would the move be oh you have to put it down no you lean right on that guy you just see what

[38:03]it's coming up to be a nice guy i'm just going to tell you none of you guys have been a big fat guy on a plane before just by your arrogance that you think you people wouldn't mind because i can tell you what happens if you're a big fat guy on a plane you're going to sit down you're going to put your arm slightly where your arm goes and it's a little bit in their territory especially if the armrest isn't down and they're going to take a picture of it and put it all over twitter be like look at this fat slob take it that's my number one fear in life is that it's going to be my arm on an airplane picture like i fell asleep and this person's arm is in my space like you have

[38:32]to put down the armrest and put it down and put it down and put it down and put it down and the rest just so everybody knows what's what it looks rude but you got to do it i kept it up i put my arms like in the middle of my chest and like straight ahead i did not move my hand like i just sat very straightforward the whole time yes and another key was i had checked the bag and so because i checked my bag i could put my backpack up above which meant i had more foot room below and it was much easier to like just stay very straight but i sat with the armrest up the whole

[39:03]ever made elbow contact and i gotta say i kind of i kind of enjoyed it there's a little bit more room yes i like bear backing your airplane rides your raw dog on the airplane now yes oh my god you're not even a safe protection that is crazy that's never gonna talk to me again look at his face can you i mean can you imagine you're sitting next to somebody and they put up the armrest in between you i'd be like oh excuse me excuse me we we are we do not have that relationship with the

[39:33]i've got another question though a little bit unrelated did anybody have to check their bag because there wasn't any room in the overhead because you put your backpack up there no you know what so matt if i'm not putting a bag up above i try to be the last person on the plane gotcha so if i'm only bringing a backpack on i'm one of the final five people all right and so i'm only going to put it in a spot where there's a little sliver of a spot and i know nobody else needs it so yeah so my latest thing is that you get on these plates right and somebody's got their

[40:00]their bag they're pulling along yeah then they got their backpack and they're like oh my god then they've got their jacket and maybe like a hat or something and then they have a name tag on that says rob's wife and they're also carrying extraordinarily hot coffee so they can't help with the kids in any way right and then yeah then the thing's rolling weird and they're trying to get their earphones out and everything right instead of just doing but they put everything up top a giant everything and they don't wait you know like russell you're waiting i appreciate that that's a good it's a gentleman move on your part and then everything up there keep that arm rest just to give him a little nudge oh my god i'm so scared to ever travel i'm so glad that the times

[40:33]traveled with you guys i've just met you somewhere like i'm so terrified if matt would ever see my airport behavior i mean rubbing arms with a stranger next to me i'd rather they open the door and i'm taking a shit in the bathroom than me rubbing my elbow with somebody else's elbow for hours out of flight i can't believe he didn't put it back down though so i mean like he had it it was he didn't put it up when i got there it was already up and so i just kind of slid into the seat and then had to make the decision do i put it back down or just leave it where it is i just left it savage i feel like this is like you guys touching

[41:03]toes under the toilet stall like there's some sign like if you sit next to somebody and the thing is up that's like a pineapple like they are ready to swing they are ready to get down it's like wiping your cheesy fingers on another man's socks on a plane you went by your own sock not someone else i mean yeah if you like if you sit down and he lifts like if the armrest is down before you sit down and you sit down and then he lifts it up like then you have no choice but to like hold hands with him like then you're like oh well this guy like

[41:33]closer to me and like yeah we'll just you know like i'm not gonna catch an scd i just left it up i didn't lift it it was already up and i left it that's just like lifted it up though i think that you think so yeah it's it's i don't think it's the same at all it feels a little more consensual when you left it up like when he gave you the option you're like okay i will rub elbows with you for two hours i don't know i think it's different it'd be like if i sat down and his zipper on his pants was down and i just ignored it versus if i went and unzipped his pants it's

[42:03]like yeah that's what i mean if his pants are unzipped and you don't say anything that's like the armrest being up you putting the armrest up is like you unzipping the pants but you're right it is similar it's a similar thing where you're like well the guy's got the pants unzipped well we better move it along before i tell you about the rest of this flight then we better get to the album oh i just can imagine that this here's this guy he's rubbing elbows with you everybody's staring at you while they are trying to think about not going to the bathroom and here's russell taking picture after picture of jessica rabbit on the uh on the screen in front of him

[42:33]that's so great i just love it all right let's get into the album it's time for nobody's favorite part of the show let's talk i just just bear back in it russell i can't believe you do that i really like that really does blow my mind i had sleeves on we there was no skin touch it was just like it was like long sleeve shirt versus long sleeve shirt oh kind of formal your arm got a little warm though didn't it just

[43:00]pressed up against his like that you got a little body heat transfer there we both had our fans on high i had my fan on high he had his fan on high it was all good yep did you guys split like ear pods too and watch the same movie i don't even think i do that with my wife i don't think my wife and i have the arm rest up like we're oh man that's like that's marvelous i love sitting next to my wife with the arm rest up like it's so nice like it's like it's just like two hours we're just like sitting close hanging out so aaron next time you're on a plane i challenge you to put the arm rest up next to

[43:31]whoever you're sitting by i think all you know what everybody else is doing this podcast from jail if he does everybody out there let's let's do this next time anybody listening or any of us are on a plane when we sit down let's put the arm rest up with a person we're sitting next to if it's a stranger and let's just see what they do right because i think that would be an interesting experiment you put the arm rest up and it's like hey you down or what like let's see see what happened and even better if they're not there yet keep the arm rest up and see what they do and then kind of give them a look of like absolutely do the minnesota oh excuse me you know and put that thing down

[44:03]you know and put that thing down and then kind of give them a look of like absolutely do the oh geez let's just put this down here and move on i mean it is really like it's it's like how i imagine orgy starts like you start by saying like oh do you care if this armrest is here and then the next thing you're like pretty soon row 14 and swapping with row 12 yeah yeah row 13 it's like i'm gonna lift up the mattress you get in between that and the box springs just think though if if this were to trend the right way and there would be no no armrest in the middle the middle seat would all of a sudden become the best seat on the airplane because you would have so much more room you can touch two people and you just had to deal with like elbow touching once in

[44:33]a while it would be the best you know what it's like it's like what my wife did okay so this is a lot of rob's wife stories but when she goes in sometimes she goes in and she normally gets an hour and a half massage right she thinks any massage under 90 minutes is not even worth your time to sit there like i've been with her for two hour massages before a two-hour massage you have to lie down and get massaged for two hours but sometimes she simply doesn't have 90 minutes she's too busy so she has on multiple occasion purchased a four-handed massage which is what i think in the

[45:03]middle seat and putting up both armrests that's what it's like two people rubbing you at the same time on a massage to save time i'm like that's commitment to massage right yeah are you sure it's to save time yes it's to save time what else would it be i'm just i don't know i never never had a four-handed massage so i'm just asking yeah neither have i she was like oh yeah i just purchased a four-handed massage i was like what i think you could just you just pick anybody to massage you

[45:32]like yeah why not 10 hands and then what's the limit this is like the this is like the the razor question like if four hands is like why not a five-hand massage right on a six-hand massage like where do you stop pretty soon russell's walking up and down the airplane rubbing his arms and everybody's arms in the whole plane he's getting together more like a backhand massage in tennis rob right a backhand massage forehand backhand oh god i almost i was like what the hell is he talking smelly bells is that a smelly bell yeah that's getting close that's getting close it's so

[46:03]the problem is i thought this would be a good bit but then the bells are so slow you're like it kind of kills the mood no matter what you're doing i mean there's these bells these bells bum you out right like you couldn't be like happy birthday like oh not really listen the first thing i want to say is that according to wikipedia okay in australia people pronounce this band akadaka oh that can't be true right that's got to be made up do they there are

[46:32]there's an australian band do they really pronounce acdc akadaka i don't i mean do it well this is this is the test if you're listening if you're listening in australia please text the back line please hashtag akadaka 80277 beck okay we'd love it heaps if you did that thank you um i'm just looking to see on the wikipedia edited it and it's raw gonna give it to you so i don't know this doesn't make any so listen uh

[47:02]acdc releases they they find this producer mutt lang right they release highway for hell okay highway to hell the album before this and basically this is what causes acdc to absolutely blow up unfortunately right after that the lead singer from that album bon scott died of alcohol poisoning or as the coroner called it death by misadventure a great way to die that kicks ass that is way better than you know that's my misadventure that's yeah died on toilet eating

[47:32]that's that's not a misadventure like that's not a misadventure that's died as planned if you're if you're doing it right died by rubbing his arms with somebody else's on the on the airplane so they go and they get this drummer named brian johnson who had done a little work with him before and at the time like replacing bon scott i i you would almost be impossible right like if you're like oh you need to get a new singer for acdc to be like well we can't do it there's nobody who can

[48:01]sing like this and this whole album is basically a uh it's a it's an obituary to bon scott uh all the songs about it back in black all this kind of giving uh funeral vibes and at the same time you know saying things like give into the dog a bone and they were like well that was actually also tribute to bon scott and i was like that's the kind of tribute i'm talking about it's like wow this guy was a huge perv hats off you know let me put my love into you yeah yeah it's it's so great

[48:30]um and and basically like this is at a time where heavy metal is kind of making this turn right we have it's it's obviously this is like a hyper masculine type sound but heavy metal at the time was starting to go longer guitar solos like more experimental bands you know you have you have people kind of going like the direction of rush and then you have acdc who was like listen we love the blues and if you listen to their earlier albums there's lots and lots of blues instead we're going to go more in the direction of punk with with this hard metal rock basically and so

[49:02]a lot of these songs they're short they've got like three chords they've got these insane hooks got hooks and from this album i mean you can hear motorhead come out of this you can hear van halen come out of this you can hear ozzy osbourne come out of this and i think the biggest band you can hear come out of this is like a metallica type right where it's metal that's not um i don't know they're not they're not trying to do anything but just be like this album is going to be a fucking rock your brains out and that's the way i would i mean i guess yeah the only i would the

[49:31]only argument i would make is i hear a lot of guns and roses in uh as a uh decedent of this sound because of the poppy the poppy stuff and that's the mutt lang thing to me he was like no we're gonna make pop songs like there's gonna be a chorus it's gonna sound perfect you know this ends up being the second best-selling album of all time right uh number one of course we've already done with thriller acdc then it's whitney houston then you guys there we go you want to guess who number four is

[50:02]i'll give you a loaf isn't it he's called in yeah it's meatloaf and this also caused acdc to be they are the ninth best-selling band of all time imagine fucking putting on this album in 1980 right and like you said they still use this album motorhead checks their sound system with its studios in nashville uses to check their sound acoustics we've got back in black we've got hell's bell to open this album and after i've spent all the time criticizing the bells there they are

[50:30]but this beginning i gotta say this might be the highest hits to not hit ratio of any album we've done it's you think so i know almost all these songs like i felt the same but is it because you spent time in weight rooms though like this is an all-time classic high school weight room album oh totally it is full of commercial hits yes the whole time the whole time when i was listening to this i was thinking how does this compare to appetite for destruction yeah i felt like those

[51:02]were the two closest albums for this type of music kind of that hard rock metal 80s so my my ultimate ranking on this is going to come down to which one i like more between those two that's the way i listen to the whole album oh i like it russell i was i feel very much the same it sounds like guns and roses to me like they're to me they're very closely related there was a lot of i know there's a lot of like sexual very just direct stuff and then double entendre but there's a lot of great lines in this right like if you're into evil you're a friend of mine because of goods on the

[51:32]left and i'm sticking to the right there's a lot of great lines that aren't necessarily like the sexually explicit ones aren't there no absolutely like there's some there's some definitely cool writing on here i i love that like this one for example shoot to thrill i also think though like they get interviewed about these songs and they're like yeah it's actually a tribute to bon scott and really it's like shoot to thrill they're like well it's actually about housewives and the drug abuse problem and then the guy the next point is like actually it's about his penis just like they're talking about like pumping his gun and shooting it into it's like yeah of course

[52:03]listen to this voice pretty great two songs start to an album matt what do you think of all the songs there's like five or six hits do you think they have the right ones at the beginning are you assuming that i listen to this album oh god we kept texting each other how great this album was weren't you inspired to like listen to this album listen to it no i i gotta say this song if you look up information about it every single fucking fact about this song is about iron man because this song was like an

[52:34]iron man 2 and they re-released a video with iron man i was fucking i'm fucking sick marvel now is taking over acdc like i can't find out any facts about this song because i got literally one of the facts on genius was like in this in the movie when he says shoot to thrill iron man actually shoots stuff out of his hands and i was like are we fucking serious this is what we're talking about it's i stupid rob you can rob you can clip this rob's right when you go to songfacts.com and you

[53:00]look at every acdc song almost every fact about it is where what iron man movie it was in or what yes what marvel movie it was in that's all that's all the info they have about any of these marvel man movies they really are like condoms like i can use them once i watch them once and then i never watch them again like i have no interest in seeing any of those movies again i'm not going to watch them over and over i'm so glad you guys are my friends on this podcast it's such a good idea i think you probably could reuse condoms though right like i think if you were oh i bet you could i'm just you could no aaron no just the ultimate cheapo move

[53:34]like the worst thing to explain to every to each different woman that hey this is pre-used though like it's really awkward i bought these condoms from these guys who said it was 75 and he said that's a normal price for condoms so i better reuse it what do you do for money listen to this voice i have to say they were saying party i never did they were singing about money honey i always said it was

[54:02]party something it sounds like a party song it sounds like rat or white snake or one of those which i guess would have come after this yeah probably each one like you could you could draw a line from each one of these songs to something that came after it i read this song was about like what women will do for money or gold diggers i'm curious did you guys ever date a gold digger back in the day i would have killed to date a gold digger oh my god i would have been so happy yes to have somebody be like oh i think you're super attractive i've

[54:30]been like fuck this and what do you want me to buy you i'll buy you whatever you want you want 75 nail polish i'll buy it for you no big deal it'd be great wouldn't it just all you have to do is make a ton of money and stuff yeah just just perfect i just you know i was playing this song around the house and everybody in the house was like this album fucking rocks you know i mean like nobody was saying that last week for dusty springfield this one everybody's like oh this i hit after hit after hit it's so good now this is one of the more subtle sounds subtle songs on this album so see if you can tell what this is about this is called given the dog a bone

[55:04]i mean it could be about anything right it could be about anything i mean right really any like any sort of religious experience possible in your kitchen or something yeah this is the song to me uh many songs in this album to me answer the question what would led zeppelin have sounded

[55:30]like with a drummer who was a mortal human like they there's so much of this sounds to me like just lifted and i don't i should have looked this up i don't actually know the drummer's name uh for acdc i think he does an admirable job rocking hard and playing you know strong back beats but this is like is that what it is bill rudd i think yeah this is what happens if you'd take bonham out of out of the picture and you get just straightforward like take take away any of the complexity and i think it's fine it sounds great i think this is early zeppelin right because zeppelin

[56:03]did what i'm talking about where they're like they do what all white guys do when they get older and they're like you know what fucking rocks the blues and they're always like rich white guys for example they love doing blue stuff because it's just easy to play it's easy and but you can never get it right and that's what zeppelin did right they got more and more experimental whereas it's like this is just like okay there's no like what if this was about elves it's like okay i'm gonna write a song where the lyrics are she's blowing me crazy till my ammunition is dry you know what i mean like i'm cutting your cake with

[56:33]my knife like that's that's rock and roll right there right like that's you gotta love i mean if it's if it's store-bought cake yes that is rock and roll store-bought cake yes make paid home cake not not rock i bet i think about you telling suzanne that you don't like homemade cake after she talked about making homemade cake i bet i think about that one once a week and i laugh every time i think about it because it's just encapsulates russell so perfectly oh i made this homemade cake i hate homemade cake so good uh let me put my love into

[57:03]you who's singing backup on this one i think it's brian johnson i don't know who else could you get to sing with himself what if rob told you what he thinks the three dirtiest bands of all time are oh the three dirtiest bands i've got the three dirtiest bands ever with examples of what makes

[57:32]them so dirty now listen i'm gonna tell you right now i didn't put any rap on this i didn't put any nothing like that i chose to not pick motley crew okay because i didn't want to think about tommy lee's dong any more than i already do which is almost all the time which is what i picture it looks like like when you see the video of tommy lee's dong it looks like somebody's arm next to you at the armrest that's he puts it on a boat wheel and it's about the size of a boat wheel think of a boat wheel that you steer a boat with that's how big it was

[58:04]mine is like the ignition switch of the boat like you have to push in the green switch you have to push in to turn the boat on that's what mine looks like it bends around the circle of that wheel where most of ours end i mean mine's just a mizzen mast and that's for my sailor heads out there uh and i also chose not to do ted nugent because he's an asshole and then i didn't pick prince because we've already talked about how prince is so sexy but i don't think he's horny i think prince is horny but he's and he's but he's not dirty

[58:31]if prince said that to my wife i'd be like that's so that's pretty hot what prince just said erotic if these bands said this to my wife i'd be like we need to leave because i'm never gonna fight anybody i'm too scared i'd be like okay actually this is fine right now but i'm pretty i'm gonna talk about it later how mad i am listen coming in at number three for the dirtiest bands of all time texas rock classics zealot zz top oh with a song that takes a word that shouldn't be dirty at all it makes it incredibly

[59:00]dirty this is tush it's a song about how much they love asses and they rhyme it with much what uh you know ghost face and miss elliot also recorded a song called tush but they rhyme tush with bush so yeah see that's what that's why that's why they're so horny because they're like i'm not asking for much i'm just looking for some tush so good some tush did you guys ever think of zz top as a dirty band before

[59:34]i didn't oh well okay so i gotta admit well i was honestly i thought they were saying touch which i thought like was dirty but i yeah i never knew it was but it's tush it's even worse if you were somebody in there like yeah spank my tush i'd be like oh i don't this i don't like this at all this is okay but i'll do it but i don't like it it's not a protest spanking your hot tush like you would never type tush into bing right you'd get arrested immediately so you would just come over arrest you and everybody be like yes

[60:02]they should be arrested listen we've got zz top this is a song russell it's a little subtle so you can pick up on it the lyrics go she was getting bombed and i was getting blown away that's not jewelry she was talking about it really don't cost that much guys hear it it's pearl necklace by zz top oh oh this is a great song you it's so good new aging kind of a dire straits guitar sound yeah

[60:31]a pearl necklace yeah like what is the age where you realized this song was dirty like for me it would have been like 20 you're probably 20 like late 20s yeah late 20s 12 and a half 13 and we can see this was a would you say this was a seminal track for you rob every time this song comes on i laugh about it and then i didn't even play you zz top's tube snake boogie i'm not even gonna bother with tube snake boogie but zz top is my number three

[61:03]dirtiest band of all time it's dirtier than this i'm number two no unlike some popular podcast i'm counting down from and going to getting to the best at the end number two we've got aerosmith walk this way which tell me if you know the lyrics that he says here tell me if you know what it is let's hear it i need the cover right here but aerosmith is such a horny band it's crazy

[61:31]they even have a song have you ever heard this one russell you might like this it's called big 10 inch no i have not heard that from anyone rob unfortunately listen to this oh wow the david lee ross thing here it's it's a song about how he whips out his big 10 inch record of the band that plays the blues and she goes nuts for it and it turns out this is a cover of a song from 1952 by a guy named bull moose

[62:05]jackson big 10 inch this is great this chick's no sense but i really get her going when i take out my big 10 inch record oh record of the band yes i just bought it i just bought it i just bought a 10 inch record i got a i got a sam cook and the soulsters record store day special that's it's my first 10 inch i have it here at home so i keep i keep i keep sending money into

[62:33]this website to hope to get that 10 inch and nothing's working it keeps sending me these pills yeah these taste a lot like sugar it's so weird yeah it's such a great thing that dick pills is still a thing online and people are like that's worth the risk i might get a slightly bigger penis like well how do they think that's gonna happen like no other part of your body would be like i'm gonna send you a pill and you're gonna get bigger hands you'd be like well that's insane they're like well your penis might be a little

[63:00]bit bigger you're like soul i'll send you all the money i have please help me all i think about who is the who is the last one rob who's the dirtiest band of the dirtiest band of all time 1000 it's still acdc i mean yes oh yes oh yes this is great what album is this on is this free back in black and he's got big balls and this is bon scott right yeah i yeah it's i it's it's such a that song made

[63:30]me laugh my ass off when i was younger all the time that god that was such a good list you gotta have some level of equity built up to make that song right like that can't be the opener on your your first studio album probably the record label is not gonna give you your deal hey we got this song called big balls yeah yeah one of the lines in that is they're such dirty big balls i'm like that's not good i'm not gonna give you your deal i'm not gonna give you your deal i'm not gonna even a double entendre like that just wash them just wash your balls man what were we talking about earlier why do these smell like ranch uh all right now we get to side

[64:05]b of the album listen to this you flip over the album you're having this 1980 you're listening to it the first time yeah i've never listened to this and not felt like a total badass that's an opening song right every time this comes on this was what i was wondering if matt thought this track should be the opener the back and black should go right off the bat this wasn't even the first single this is the third single off this album holy shit that's insane right

[64:32]i mean it's such a fucking good song tribute to bon scott so good there are some fun there are some fun guitar solos on this album right we haven't talked much about the guitar but there are some there's some great yeah angus rips it doesn't there yeah and ball out if you ever get a chance i highly recommend you listen to a live acdc like video or whatever and just watch a live guitar solo they extended the but he's so so talented so i like to imagine the person who doesn't have a chance to listen to a live acdc video like you know what i like the like i would love to meet

[65:03]the person out there who's like i just don't have a chance i i would love to listen to it i didn't have a chance actually the only the only thing on this song that wasn't about iron man on song facts.com it said this is a very popular song at strip clubs or so we're told the lyrics and groove go very well with pole dancing that's what i learned about this song goes very well pole dancing no this song let me let me think about this oh actually are we on shoot me all night long or back back black i meant it on the next one okay russell i'll tell you what i'm gonna do i'm gonna

[65:33]edit that after this so you sound really smart okay uh you shook me all night long this one this was the one that song facts think is a great strip club song i could see that like you're coming out to the pole you're sliding down from the ceiling because you've been hiding the air conditioning ducts oh yeah totally i can see your instrument i mean this is like a this is a wedding reception oh you know barn burner like that that first guitar chord hits and everyone

[66:01]is gonna this go nuts this got me cooking at seventh grade dances you know what i mean like they play this song it's a 12 year old song and we'd still be like yeah you shook me all night long we'd be like yelling at you i think this was a russell wedding guitar solo off the dance floor song this is definitely you're clicking the heel as you hop across the dance yeah yeah he's doing the angus young across the dance floor i'm like yeah russell's really dancing out here then he's at the table i was like oh my god he just pulled a magic trick he ended up back in the city back at the

[66:30]table the one thing i this is what really makes us old i heard the lyrics she was a fast machine she kept her motor clean and i started just thinking about when's the last time i got an oil change for my car like do you guys always do oil changes at 3 000 miles or do you push it because if they say it's 3 000 miles you probably only need to do it like every 6 000 right push it i think the military does every six i just had a dentist office uh experience at the oil change we're gonna take this out but went for an oil change ended up with four new tires that was like oh you're gonna get your oil changed oh it turns

[67:02]out you need new tires switch yeah yeah that's what happened yeah i went in for an oil change and i bought 75 worth of nail polish which turns out is not that much man are you in every 3 000 miles guy or not i try to keep it no i mean more probably more like 5 000 just depending on what it is and what time it is what time of year and all that stuff so no i i don't know i don't know i think it helps your car russell and i do have another friend or two that you know couldn't tell you where their uh oil cap is to even check it and stuff like that and you know didn't know that you

[67:35]should change an oil i'm talking about mike from edina who's one of my good buddies who literally he had a car and ran it for 80 000 miles and hadn't got the oil change so i think they're good i mean they don't run did he ever drive by like an oil change shop like a shop all the time change and he was like god damn i wonder what that place is like i can't imagine what is that place like i already got oil in here why would i need to change it like it seems fine right exactly it's i mean

[68:02]didn't he ever like think like why are all these cars constantly in this oil change place i see ads on tv all the time literally one of the greatest advertisers on tv is like where are you going to get your oil change uh that song got all the way up to 35 this is the highest charting song on this album you got up to 35 their highest song ever that i've ever heard of i've never heard of that song that i've heard of is thunderstruck which got up to 13. their highest charting song ever for acdc is a song called heat seeker interesting i did not download heat seeker for you to listen to

[68:32]because i played it for myself it's so bad it's from like 1992 it's so bad i'm not gonna play it and you're not gonna hear in the background if you want to hear heat seeker go find it yourself it's a terrible song it doesn't make a lot of sense that they wouldn't have more hits higher up on the charts when it's the number two selling album ever isn't that that's a really job does it i never in my life until this week pressed play myself on this album never on any never bought a cd no never streamed it over anything but i know this every song on here yeah totally i was gonna

[69:04]say i've listened to this album so many times i mean again the way high school weight room thing listened to it so many times had the pleasure of going to see acdc with lars from uh where was he from deco lars john john from uh rice lake and steve from that steve we were in germany and we we were sitting

[69:31]in bonn germany and we saw that there was an acdc concert in munich germany and and we went there and lars fell asleep at the we were we were that i mean we were just hinted that we were at the back of the of the arena but saw him live saw angus do the whole strut no thing there and unbelievably great live band okay and i think that all of this stuff again you hear about this from a lot of these albums right like they're not they nothing takes off like right away they're they're ahead of their

[70:00]game they're ahead of what they're doing you know but night by 1988 1990 1992 like these are legends in the making right and so it's all because they laid this stuff down you know but kind of before it was popular but let me ask you have you ever sat down and said oh i'm gonna listen to acdc right now i'm just gonna put it on while i walk around the house i've never once done that but i but it's on every weight room mix i have right like it's on every song in this album yeah i've never listened to it on purpose it's just it's ubiquitous and and when you listen to this album you're like oh this album is

[70:31]bangers like it's like listening to this for the first time would blow your mind i mean but it's a it's a time and place thing right like if you're gonna have if you need to if you need to turn up the energy energy you need to rev it up you know that's when you play this out well i guarantee if i said to you oh here's the kid in high school who introduced you to acdc we're all picturing the same went to different high schools but it's all that same kid of like he was like a fucking wrestler and he was a nutcase like he did crazy stuff all the time he's like dude you gotta drove fuck out this that kid was also that kid was also friends with the kid wearing the nwo shirt they were the two

[71:05]kids together right one wore the acdc shirt one wore the nwo it fits it fits next up have a drink on me you can hear a little bit more of the blues influence on this one yeah right from the jump oh there we go i had to hear that i mean this is such a incredible tongue-in-cheek ironic move guy dies of alcohol poisoning no no

[71:31]my misadventure my misadventure misadventure i mean this is like an over-the-top tribute to bon scott whiskey gin and brandy with a glass i'm pretty handy i'm trying to walk a straight line on sour mash and cheap wine you guys i have to go to say i went to the book booze and vinyl made a recommendation for a drink on this yes but i have a bit of a complaint for the authors can i share that complaint please please complain all you want i gotta hear it wine and so there's two there's two there's two suggestions the first side is a

[72:03]drink called the hell's bells but i could not drink this i was like i i could see how someone would die of poisoning from this it's one ounce of tequila and one ounce of black sambuca i was not drinking a hell's bells i said no way and it's it's terrible because we know you have that battle of black sambuca back there i mean we can see it right but so here's what they recommended on side b and i was like if i do this my death by misadventure will occur tonight so i can't do it

[72:30]they don't recommend a drink to prepare for acdc open up your own wet bar put out a bottle or two of each liqueur along with a couple boxed wines they recommend whiskey gin brandy white lightning which many of you guys know as moonshine yeah i had a bottle of tequila and cheap wine what the hell are they trying to do to people yeah they're trying i'm trying to make one cocktail they're like they want me to put out a whole bar that seems kind of cheap it's a cocktail book it's a cocktail book and they're like we'll just break out a bunch of stuff it's like i don't need a book to tell me

[73:00]that like go fuck yourself feeling these guys weren't picky about well russell that's terrible that you don't have a drink ready for tonight no it's bogus oh you don't i thought this was leading up to like now you're gonna unveil the drink that you came up with it like starts with an a and a d or something i mean it would be kind of a embarrassing to me end of the podcast if instead of drinking tequila and black sambuca i told you that i'm drinking tropical prunts trulies right every time you drink one i'm just gonna hit one of these we're celebrating the life of bon scott by drinking trulies fruit punch fruit punch i don't

[73:35]think bon scott would have turned down a truly oh my god it sounds like he was not he wouldn't have been trulies are so good god i wish i wish i was an underage drinker these days it'd be so the problem with the book though is it tells you they always tell you when to spin it like remember if it was carol king you were supposed to spin it on like a cold winter day with your cats yeah and all these things this one it tells you to spin it at a total rager i don't know when the last time i've been to a total rager to even sample these drinks

[74:00]with this album i i don't know if i've ever been to a total rager to be honest yeah i think i'd be scared there there was one time at richfield yes and we went to this party at this fine young lady's house and she went to holy angels and i was with my my friends that i'd only see sometimes because i was usually playing sports and they were out doing the other things and she told she told this group of friends i don't want any of you richfield people stealing anything

[74:33]and that was about the worst thing you can tell that group of people and i went i hid the yard across the street and just watched the mayhem go that was about the only rager i've been to and then no wait wait wait wait you were at a rager and you ended up then peeping tom from across the street to the rager tom the stealing like yeah well because by the way so like two hours in and it's just it's a rager and she finally says i'm calling the cops and i'm not

[75:01]going to stick around to be caught by the cops so but i want to watch the show if i can so i want to see what's going on you like go you pick up a rake and you're in the lawn next door like raking yeah they're like why is that kid raking at 12 30 at night it's like whoa i don't think so i don't think so i don't think so i don't think so hey what are you doing with my rake run away shake a leg i thought this was the weakest song in the album i'm not saying i hated it i just thought it was the weakest song and guess what i've still heard it a hundred times yeah me too i mean it's kind

[75:35]of a cool groove there isn't it oh it's just it's just bootleg misty mountain hop it's it's it's something without the syncopation without the complex multi-rhythm yeah and now for their highest song to ever chart in the uk it's rock and roll ain't noise pollution interesting this is kind of this is kind of the start to me that this is as deep as i got in this whole album this is kind of the start of the grunge albums a little bit because all grunge

[76:01]albums they either start fast and then go really slow and then end fast or they start really slow and they end extremely fast and hard loud at the end and so i hear a lot of and they a lot of them do that sort of naked like barely amplified guitar sound right to start out yeah it's like oh it's like a guitar but it's quiet and then we're gonna turn it up yep the only other fact i saw about this album on songfacts.com was the opening riff for this song was featured on a series of tv ads for the applebee's restaurant chain like that's what their music is being used

[76:30]for is applebee's ads i remember those ads that's how sad i am i know exactly the ads you're talking about these guys must have owed back taxes somewhere oh yeah oh no brian johnson choked on a riblet that's not death by misadventure if you choke on a riblet not death remember riblets i got i used to go crazy for fucking riblets they were like you could eat i think i just like saying i'll have all the all you can eat riblet platter please like riblet platter is a is a word those words

[77:02]have come out of my mouth multiple times in a non-ironic way is ted cook still open in minneapolis ted cook's 19th hole they had they did rib tips that was like that was good guess what rib tips no thanks i want riblets riblets sound fun i have had discussions where like are you gonna get the riblets am i gonna get riblets are we gonna get riblets as a side well they have the all you i mean they would have all you can eat right at applebee's i would order the all you can eat riblets and then i would eat all the riblets that i could eat now i'm gonna

[77:33]ask you a question real quick what is a riblet what is it i thought the i thought the question was how many riblets can robby eat no i don't know how many riblets can robby eat i don't know how many riblets can robby eat if robby wanted to eat riblets what is a riblet i don't know because like you're not getting the long bone no riblet it's like you're not getting it's like a chip it's like a chip of bone with a little bit of meat and then you'd eat and it was just slathered in barbecue sauce just all you

[78:01]could you could i didn't know how you ate it because it was like bone so you couldn't put a fork in it you couldn't pick it up and you would be covered in barbecue sauce and you spent most like a date i ate so many riblets growing up i could not tell you what part of an animal riblet is it could be the knees for all i know i have no idea what a riblet is help me like the smallest part of the rib oh yes i mean is it because some of them were big of course like the size of a

[78:30]quarter and i was like are they slicing ribs up it's like whatever they trimmed off of at the real barbecue place bottom by the of course you know yeah no this is not dr appleby's is not feeding his cows beers and massaging the cows and be like you're gonna give me the best riblets of anyone riblets are the equivalent of like you know hot dogs or whatever it's just like right but he does use real electricity with those electric lemonades he's like i've ordered i've accidentally ordered 30 000 cows assholes what am i going to do these

[79:03]okay here's the plan we're going to cover them in barbecue sauce and we're going to give them the greatest name of all time and i look at these fat midwestern kids they're going to eat thousands of them just pair with acdc and we're golden mom i love these riblets son you're eating riblets i didn't even tell you but those are actually riblets god damn it dad imagine if you didn't know it was cow assholes rocky mountain riblets

[79:31]they're good you did what they're they're bigger than i think a rib would be and there's more like meat on it it's really chewy like really chewy it tastes it you know like have you ever put a balloon like a deflated balloon in your mouth that's what it feels like that's my mouth feel but damn i love these riblets the barbecue sauce you remember that skit with uh chris farley when they surprise them and they're like sir do you realize you're drinking 100 black colombian coffee and he's like we switched out

[80:07]your regular coffee and put some colombian coffee he's like you did what and he just goes into this rage yeah what like you know that's what that's what that's what i would do that's what you would do if you found out riblets were cow assholes yeah aaron's gonna have to buy some riblets aaron just left he gone he's gone he's he's like i gotta get some of these riblets okay somebody voice if you ate a ton of riblets call in 802-277-BECK i want to hear your

[80:34]riblet story i kind of want some riblets now let's get into the rating section this is where we rank the album and now it's time for everybody's favorite part of the show the patent and very popular beck did it better rating system oh yeah so aaron what do you think of this album no i've always said no like i love having a penis i've always said like okay okay okay okay so that's

[81:01]aaron's thoughts russell what do you think of this listen you think this should be number four that is rolling well toned it's perfect at 84 nothing better love it did this album get screwed over should we have listened to it before some other albums we listened to you think it got rolling boned it should have been higher up on the list which of course would be a lower number not just on the list but also on our podcast because we are going from one and i want to remind you again 500 we are going to 500 so we will cross 84 four more times guys i love the verses i love the choruses on this there's so much fun to sing

[81:34]along with i love the guitar some of the sexual double entendre just direct sexual stuff was a bit over the top i never even really realized that i just kind of always bopped along with the songs and never really paid attention to the words but i have to say you know we've talked about this for a long time i love the ones with commercial hits these are songs that people love and you think about it what albums have we listened to you think so far that had more commercial hits the only ones that jumped out to me were rumors thriller and maybe welcome

[82:02]to the jungle or appetite for destruction what other albums have had more commercial hits than this one i was gonna say rumors rumors right yeah even purple rain there are some songs where i was like i don't i've never heard this but this one i i'd heard every song but so ultimately you guys remember a way back i put appetite for destruction in my top 10 so i was looking at how where how does this compare to appetite for destruction so i looked at and i said i thought this one the weaker points were strong were better than the weaker points on appetite but i just thought that the the the key songs on appetite for destruction

[82:32]were a little bit better you had welcome to the jungle uh brownstone paradise city sweet child of mine i think that just barely edges out noise pollution shoot me all night long hell's bells back to back in black so for me it's still rolling boned it should be higher on the list but i was i'm not gonna put it in my top 10 it's not above appetite it's a very very very consistent album now russell i know how close you listen now because you realize i never explained what rolling grown meant so now i need to like i kind of need to be rolling grown higher on the list well yeah but i didn't get to

[83:01]say that so i'm just gonna explain real quick rolling bones should be higher no higher on the list which is a higher number yeah i got it right so laura my point was i never explained to you what rolling grown was you cut me off after rolling bone well rob i think it feels like you're not listening to me when i'm explaining the parts of the list maybe but i just want to tell you real quick russell just so you know rolling well tone means it's grade 84 rolling bone means it should be higher on the list which is a lower number and rolling and rolling grown means you did not care for this album so you you don't think it's

[83:35]a top 10 album but you like it not a top 10 but i think it should be higher than 84 all right thank you for letting me explain because a lot of people if i don't explain all my all my rob rob of maniacs out there are not going to be happy matt what do you think of this album rolling well toned rolling bone or rolling grown like i said i've listened to this i mean countless times and i don't know i mean almost to the point where i don't feel like listening to it anymore i don't know if that's a thing where you're just like you know been been there done that kind of a thing so

[84:01]i too i i'm in russell's camp i mean the the number of hits on this album is off the charts compared to everything else we heard we've got better artists maybe maybe you know we've got better songs that come on some different albums but as an album put together on the whole you know i i too think this album got rolling bone should be higher on the list which means it has a lower number i gotta admit like you you say that you don't want to listen to this album you have to

[84:30]admit if somebody at work came in next to you and was like sitting in their cubicle or whatever and just was like oh it's time to start work time to listen to back in black by acdc be like oh my guy is a straight up psychopath like if you're not in the gym like i wouldn't turn it wouldn't be one way to like shut that off i'd be like yeah i could listen but if a guy was just listening to it not in his car going to the tour from the gym you'd be like oh this is weird i can tell you the guy who introduced me in high school big time weirdo uh aaron what do you think rolling well toned rolling boned or rolling grown i'm a little bit torn in this album it was first of all i gotta say yes 100 fun listening to this album i don't know if there's a more fun combo of uh back in

[85:06]black followed by shook me all night long so fantastic i had so much fun listening to it uh like russell it it to me most closely relates to appetite um so i don't know if it belongs this far below appetite on the list but i'm also not sure if it belongs ahead of another zeppelin album we've only heard from led zeppelin once and to me this the acdc sound is so indebted to led zeppelin but great album super fun so i'm

[85:34]just going to give it a rolling well toned unfortunately you guys are incorrect this is a give the dog a bone because this is our listen to this 84 she's using her head again using her head again she's using her head using her head again she's using her head again cutting the cake with my knife i mean the guys that's why we got into this this is art store that's why we're here next never get this right next up oh no he didn't yeah well well well it's an album that was

[86:04]influenced by the singer's primal scream therapy and no it's not prince he went to primal cream therapy no we're talking about john lennon with john lennon well well well that's a smelly bells but you're just too lazy to look bring them smelly bells primal cream therapy primal cream therapy it probably seems fair a lot of what else

[86:33]for you oh no i cut it off too early shit guys i have uh something to share with you and our listeners i'm actually in an exclusive relationship right now and it's with the cowboy guy hat who i rubbed elbows with on the plane and when you start a relationship with someone who you rub elbows with on a plane that relationship is for life too sweet yep i love elbows

[87:00]you you you you you you all right