The Beatles: Rubber Soul and Shoplifting from Spencer Gifts

[00:00]In 2020, four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums that's decided by Rolling Stone magazine. This resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music, excoriated the order, and led us to making this podcast. We are far from experts, and we promise to do almost no research. All opinions are our own, unless you disagree. Please sit back and enjoy. Beck did it better. This is Rubber Soul. Hey, Paul. Good to see you. Hey. Hey, John. Good to be here. Norwegian, would you pass me that joint? Wait a minute. When you want to hear about the greatest albums of all time But you're just too lazy to look it up online If you want to hear four guys who chat and then they get off track I've got the perfect podcast for you, Jack Beck did it better All right. What is up? What is up? What is up?

[01:02]This is Beck did it better. This is a podcast where we listen to the top albums of all time, and we all say, man, that's pretty good. You know what else is pretty good? My co-hosts sitting in North Dakota today. Beatles. Those guys are going to make some money. Yeah, those guys. Hey. You're sending those guys to a record deal. Yeah, I've been listening to a lot of Beatles, and I think they're going to blow up. Up in North Dakota, I've got Matt. Matt, how are you doing? Good. Good. Spending as much time as I can. On the lake, some kneeboarding, tubing, jumping in the water, having a good time, enjoying summer. Perfect. I've got Russ in northern Minnesota. Russ, how are you? Rob, in 2019, I misunderstood, but now it's 2020. I've got it. And the word is good. Yes. All right. So whatever culture you're in, I'll join. I'm into that. That sounds good to me. I got Aaron out in Oak Town, out in the Bay Area. Aaron, how are you doing? I'm okay. The sky is on fire. It's raining ash here in Oakland, but I figure it can't be. It can't be any worse than smoking a pack of Camel's Crush with Rob in Las Vegas.

[02:00]So I'm here, ready to do this. That must have been somebody else. There's no way that was me. His wife listens to this. You got it. You're calling him out. If my parents ever knew how to download a podcast, I'd be in huge trouble. They have no idea what a podcast is. I will say, I was on Twitter, and I sent out a poll for everybody. I said, which one of us? There's four of us, and there's four Beatles, obviously, the Fab Four. And I said, which one of us? Makes which Beatles? And I got, like, 20 replies, and every one of them said, just said, four Ringo's. So I thought that was hurtful, that the people who take the time to follow us would just say that. I didn't think that was very good. Or they get it. Or they all get it. Oh, no. I'm still hoping to be the Billy Preston. That's all I want. Again, I don't know who Billy Preston is. Brown in circles? Come on. How have we talked about the Beatles three times, and I don't know, like, all these sixth Beatles or whatever? I don't get it. This is a podcast about making good albums, or kind of talking about the list of albums.

[03:04]And so far, I think what we've learned about making good albums is that, number one, you need to hate all the music you've been making beforehand. And number two, you need to be on drugs, right? So we had the Beatles with Sgt. Pepper, LSD. Beach Boys, LSD again. And then we had Revolver, which was some LSD and some weed. And then we had Bob Dylan, who'd switch it up, and he took speed. And I thought that was pretty impressive that we got a little change up there. And now we're back to the Beatles with their self-proclaimed pod album. So I was thinking, guys, what substance do we need to take if we want to make this podcast? Because we've got the first part down. I hate almost everything we've already done. What is it? What could we do? What substance could we take to make this a number one podcast, probably of all time? I think the first thing we need to do is start combining our own self-loathing with psychedelics. I have self-loathing to the 10th hour, but I don't think I've participated. I don't think I've participated in enough psychedelic drugs to kind of offset the negativity of the two and take it off into the stratosphere.

[04:03]So I think it's combining our self-loathing for ourselves and what we're doing and what we're doing to our listeners. But we've got to add those psychedelic drugs into it. You know, right now, you just don't like yourself in three dimensions. Like, what if that was eight dimensions? You know what I mean? Let's keep it moving. You could think about yourself in the future and be like, oh, I don't like that either. Matt, what do you think? What substance should we be taking to make this a better podcast? I mean, I'd probably just start taking more shots. I mean, I think we're coming up on a couple of alcoholic-induced albums coming up here. But I think for me personally, probably just some more shots would help. Yeah, I think Aaron held up a sign that said vaccines kill. So again, he has a shirt on. This is the same thing. So Aaron, that's not the kind of shots we're talking about. Oh, my God. I didn't know that you were going to use this as a platform for your pretty extreme views. But I'm going to have to get off alcohol because right before recording, I spilled a beer on my desk. And now. Now it's infested with flies. So maybe we should try mushrooms. Let's try mushrooms. That seems like flies are not going to go after the mushrooms.

[05:02]It's true. We haven't had a big band yet that has done mushrooms. I personally have been trying to get bitten by a radioactive podcast host. And that has not gone great. So that's my plan. So rolling gold. Knowing my luck in life, though, I feel like I would just eat the wrong kind of mushrooms and keep eating them. Instead of having this amazing high where I see skies or diamonds. In the sky, I would just put on a bunch of more weight and it would end up really bad. The self-loathing would continue and there would be no brilliance as any part of it. We'd be together getting ready for a podcast. We'd be like, why does this smell like truffle oil? All I know is anybody who takes mushrooms has great stories. And so if anybody says, I tried mushroom once, ask them their story. They've got great stories. That's a good call. I've never I've never been brave enough to try it. Before we go any farther, we need to discuss something very quickly. And this is probably the most jarring thing to ever have in this podcast.

[06:00]So this is a call that happened to the Beck line. And the Beck line, as it was pointed out to me the other day, is a couple of weeks behind because it takes me forever to edit these things. So it's a couple of weeks behind. But we actually had somebody call and they wanted to give us a little update. So let's listen to the Beck line. Let's hear it. All right. This is Andy calling with the little Rosie recap. So in this episode, let's go start from the top here. The Aaron anecdote of the episode. He mentioned that he went through a lead in phase back. In the day, he went through a huge lemon phase. He even wore some of those little purple, tiny, hippie sunglasses. Oh, no. Proving once again that they're looking up in high school to get away with shit like that. All right. So. So I have to admit, this is exactly what I thought the Beck line could be and should be is calling in and making fun of other hosts and not me. And I think that's very good. So, Aaron, you you said earlier that you had gone through a phase. So where you were into the Beatles so much so that you wanted to imagine to be the school's theme for the dance is true for the homecoming dance.

[07:03]Yeah, I did not divulge that I bought a pair of small glanced purple. Go ahead, Rob. Well, so let me picture this. You're sitting in front of the student council. Dressed as John Lennon. OK, and I'm assuming you got the purple glasses and probably like some sort of long dangly earring or something. I don't know why I pictured that, but I think it's true. And you're. You're saying, hey, we should make the dance. Imagine. And they're like, oh, what are you talking about? You're like, oh, it's the most beautiful song here. Listen to this. You know, that awkward thing where you make somebody else listen to a song that you love and they just sit there looking at you and you're right in their eyes and you're just waiting to see if. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, oh, this is that good. Aaron, when you when you bought these John Lennon sunglasses at Spencer Gifts, did you also combine it with with stink bombs and and a bandana and a Guns N' Roses shirt and a whoopee cushion? What else did you get at Spencer Gifts when you picked up those sunglasses?

[08:00]I bought them at the I grew up in a small town in Iowa. It's not small anymore, but I bought them at the what a rag stock. I took a trip to Minneapolis to the big city, went to rag stock and bought myself a pair of what I thought were very John Lennon inspired purple sunglasses. And that's what I rocked for my senior year of high school in the student council meeting when I was trying to convince them to play. Imagine. Oh, my God. Am I off? The podcast already? Is it thrown out? No, we need pictures. You're promoted. We do need pictures. This is our little Rosie. Why do they call him little Rosie? That's what I'm wondering. He's not younger. Why do they call him little? He's the younger one. He's the old one. That's my baby brother. Put me out. Put my business all out in the streets. Well, I'm going to throw the rest of that email on at the end of this album because he or the rest of this at the end of this podcast episode, because he compliments all of us after making fun of him, which is just what I'm talking about. It's just exactly what I need. He's a genius. He knows this stuff. He knows it better than I do. So if anybody wants to know what what's the back line for, that's what it's for.

[09:03]Exactly. Have you been into a Spencer's gift lately, by the way? I've not been into anywhere lately. I think every mall within a million miles of anyone has been shut down or gone into foreclosure bankruptcy within the last few weeks. So, no, I have not. I went into a Spencer gift with my dad. I don't know. I can't remember why. I think we're looking for. Oh, I know why. We're looking for a light bulb for mirror balls. My dad loves mirror balls. He has like. A mirror ball up all the time with the light shining out. He loves it. It's the weirdest thing. But he's looking for a light. You should definitely not ask your mom about that. Like, you should not. No. OK. Delete. Delete. Delete that from my brain. All right. So my point was, is that he would go in there. And, you know, Spencer used to be kind of like a place where you could buy like a Nirvana shirt or whatever. You'd get like kind of the alt music stuff. And now you go in there and it has a cup like I have a big bush. And you're like, wait, it's like all super inappropriate stuff. Like right in my face. I'm in there with my dad. And I'm like, oh, you know, it's a poster that's like, check out my nips.

[10:01]It's amazing. You have to give Spencer gifts like so much credit because it is span generations of your parents thinking what you were seeing there. I can't believe Rob's buying that whoopee cushion at Spencer gifts. And now you're there and you're like, I can't believe my daughter is buying this T-shirt about the big bush. Like the time changes. But the shit at Spencer gifts. It stays. It stays the same. It's the same. It's evergreen. It's kind of like the Beatles, right? Like every generation finds something to love about Spencer gift. Oh, the bush comes back around. Oh, my God. That can't be the running joke. That cannot be the running joke. We got to find a new one. That's not the one. Cross it off in 2020. God damn. The so rolling going. How's it rolling going, man? How's it rolling going? How are you doing? And by the way, what a great title of a segment. Got a lot of Twitter things about that.

[11:01]Is it going or is it go in? I have a spell G O O N E like Goonie without the I. Goonie without the I. It's going good. You know, I think the my TV watching is dropped off, but I've I've picked up. What's the show on HBO about the football guys? Sorry. Last chance you know. Ballers. Unnecessary training camp training. Sunday. The longest yard. The replacements. Fuck. Oh, okay. I like that. You're talking about hard knocks. Hard knocks. Hard knocks. Okay. Okay. So I've been watching a lot of hard knocks and I just think it's just it's it's pathetic that you've got these grown adults who are making millions of dollars and you've got thousands of coaches on the field and their only job is to just stroke them every day. Oh, great play. Oh, so good. And nobody tells them that they do. Anything wrong. And it's just it's hard to watch. If you ask me, I don't know.

[12:00]I'm way behind. I still watch it. Is the NFL having a great job. Keep it up. Is the NFL. Oh, man. That's a great take. Oh, that's the best one I've heard. Is the NFL having a season this year? I'm confused. Is they don't have a bubble, right? No, they don't care. They got they got big time. I mean, if you watch hard knocks. So, I mean, they're testing everybody every day. They've got protocols in place of people get tested and get a positive test. And so they're trying. They're cutting from 90 down to 80. They're going to play in empty stadia. I don't know. Russell, what is that? The plural of stadium? Yeah, I don't know. I think it's funny. Everyone's been clamoring for sports to come back. And then when it did, nobody, I don't know anyone who pays any attention at all. I think I think we're officially past it. But Matt, you used to be a coach. And it's interesting to me that you're you're kind of annoyed with all these coaches stroking these guys egos. But isn't the best part of hard knocks? There's the one guy. There's the one guy who his only job is to come and grab guys when they're going to get cut.

[13:00]He's called the Turk or something like that. And he literally his only job is to come out and grab a person and say, hey, it's time for Coach Belichick to see you now. And then they play the dun dun dun music. And I feel like he just walks through that lobby of the training facility with some terrible John Lennon song playing behind him. And people know that it's time for their careers to be ruined. So do you not like that part, Matt? No, I do. I mean, it's. It's kind of the human part of it where a guy, you know, he's he's done with college. He's put all this time and into a sport. This might be the end for him. Right. And finally, finally, I don't know if I've watched it for five, six, seven years. It's been on for a lot longer than that. But finally, some of this tight end gets cut this year and he comes in there and says, this is fucking bullshit. You know, finally, somebody gets pissed because even these guys, they're like they get cut from their from their team. Right. They're like, oh, yeah, coach, you know, thanks for the opportunity. And, you know, like I don't I can't believe. More of them are just like, this is bullshit. I'm way better than that guy. So, yeah, go ahead.

[14:00]I have to say. As a terrible athlete, as a youth, I played I played intramural sports and I played stuff with my friends in college, but I was never very good at anything. But I enjoyed playing. But to see good athletes have to finally get their comeuppance and get the moment that I had to experience over and over and over again in middle school or in high school when I got cut from every team. I love it. I could. I love it. I love seeing people fail. I had to go through this numerous times. Now it's time for this guy when he made it to the highest level. Oh, poor him. He doesn't going to make millions of dollars. Russell's favorite scene in Carrie is where the blood got dropped on the prom queen. He's like, yes, finally. I want to say about Russell, though. Russell was ahead of his time because Russell, as a basketball player, learned very early on that three is more than two. And Russell would bomb. Russell was a volume shooter because when he just didn't go in the paint, he never went when he had it going. He had it going like Russell was. I was out there. We're trying to grind and trying to, like, take mid-range floaters and, like, looking like a fool. And Russell was taking threes in those intramural games.

[15:02]He was ahead of his time. And meanwhile, where was I? The library. Yeah. Aaron, that is the most polite way that anyone has ever called me lazy before. The only thing I'll wrap it up here is that, you know, you the guys who are just cocky is all hell and who think it's owed to them and all that. You love seeing those guys get cut and not like in a malicious way. I mean, that guy's got to find a job. He's got family. But, like, you know, that's where they get to come up. It's but there are guys out there who absolutely bust their ass and they just they've reached their their plateau. Right. They're just not as good as the next guy. And they know it, but they're still working hard and trying. And so, you know, I hate to see those guys get cut. It's the nature of the business. Obviously, that's a cliche. But, you know, I don't mind watching the cocky SOBs who run around. They're doing thinking they're, you know, they're God's gift. But, yeah. So I don't know that that's that's. I don't mind watching those guys get their comeuppance, as you call it, Russell. I can't wait until we're famous enough to just be dicks to people.

[16:01]Oh, my God. I've been preparing my whole life for this. It's going to be just fantastic. Aaron, rolling, going. How's it going? Yeah, it's going stressful in Oakland, California. There's I don't know if you're paying attention to the news. There are fires everywhere. Don't worry. The NFL is going to start soon, Aaron. You're going to be fine. Don't worry. California is on fire. So we're just keeping an eye on where the nearest fires are and trying to decide if we should evacuate or not. But. Oh, my God. I did. Stay safe. Thank you. Yep. I did take a moment last night to check in on some sports because Oakland's own Dame Lillard went dumb against the Lakers. And I was also dancing to too short on the court. So he is a legend. And when I'm not listening to songs for this, I don't understand what's funny. When I'm not listening to songs for this quest, I am listening to Funkadelic. That's what I'm into right now. And my. My favorite Funkadelic track right now is called Soulmate. I learned about this from one of Questlove's sets.

[17:00]It is off the album Hardcore Jollies, which is not available on any streaming service in the United States. So I am spending a bit of time on Discogs.com trying to find the best vinyl copy. You got to go to the dark web to find Get Your Jollies or something, don't you? What is it called? It's Hardcore Jollies. But the track is called Soulmate. It's a great track. It's only two minutes and 45 seconds long. Do yourself a favor. Peep it out on YouTube. I think Spencer Gifts has a top 500 album list and Hardcore Jollies is number two, right after Herb Albert and Whipped Cream and other creamy delights. I can't believe a guy that would drive hours to go buy purple John Lennon sunglasses is also telling us to listen to an album that the only place you can find it is on YouTube. That was Aaron's left hand taking the lead. What the hell is he talking about? Oh, yeah. I use that much faster than I normally do. And I can't do it again because it's your left field take of the whole week.

[18:00]I'm sorry to make you pull the trigger so quick, but that's my life right now. Damien Lillard, Fires. Yeah. Too short. He got too short in there, too. He got too short. Yeah. Right when I said stay safe, he was talking about a YouTube album that we can listen to. I was like, wow, this is whiplash. Rosie, do you like pack everything up and like get ready to evacuate? I mean, do you guys have like crates where you just kind of have like some stuff or is it not that? We had that discussion tonight because there was there was one fire in Oakland that we were like, OK, maybe it's time to get serious. But we have a emergency bag packed anyway because of earthquakes. So we'll bag. Yeah, we got to go bag packed for earthquakes. And then we thought we should throw some clothes in as well. And then we thought, oh, we don't have any water. But it turns out we have some fancy sparkling water, some of which has CBD in it. So we'll see which the which of the water we give to the kid when we get on the road. But you can't turn on a faucet or anything. I can't. Aaron's like Aaron's like the fire's coming. It's so close. Get in the car and drive.

[19:01]I'm going to drink this CBD water. It's in the back. Grab my gummies. Let's go. Robin, Matt, if you guys had to prepare the emergency bag to get away from a fire or get away from your kids for a few nights, what one thing other than clothes or essentials would you put in that emergency bag? You know, I still have a filled up subway stamp card with those subway stamps. Do they still take those? Because I think that. That would be good if I'm on the road and I need a meatball sub. That's gold right there. Oh, yeah. Look at that. Matt's holding up his subway koozie that he has. Extra parm. So did Subway give you that koozie? Is Subway giving away bottle koozies? No, we probably probably have a new sponsor up in North Dakota. Sarah's my wife, Sarah's cousins own a few subways up here. And so one thing I've learned, one thing, if you ever come into North Dakota, make sure you're well stocked in koozies, because if you're not and you're holding a beer, you have about 13. People that are offering you koozies and like you're crazy to not have one. Yeah. So, so Aaron, that's what it's like living in North Dakota versus living in Oakland.

[20:01]It's back in the bag to get rid of fires. Matt's like, oh, my God, everybody's offering me koozies for this beer. I need some emergency koozies. Matt, thanks for that advice. I'm going to go get rid of all those psychedelic mushrooms I thought I picked this morning and load up my bag with koozies. Yes. Matt, what are you putting in your go bag? Man, I don't know. I mean, I just probably a couple of Pearl Jam albums. Wait, Matt. Matt, can I say something? Can I say something to edit in earlier? Yep. My wife and kids. All right. Thank you. We were supposed to be getting away from. No, I mean, the only reason I asked, Rosie, is that, you know, we came out. We're up in North Dakota for like 10 days, but it took 17 hours to make a list and pack for the kids and, you know, get make sure that we have every stuffed animal and every bedtime book. And then you get up there and they have like one sock. And I honestly thought about it like, hey, if we had to get out of here. Sometime like we would be screwed. Just I mean, how would we get out of here in like an hour? You know, make no mistake.

[21:00]My son will be angry as shit if we leave the house with most of what he really needs in his life. But, you know, we're just going to have to make that choice. Like there was no time to sit around and think about which of his books or toys or games he needed. You know, heaven forbid Aaron's three year old son is angry about the superficial items he cannot bring while escaping the fire. I mean, that Cardi B album, dad. Aaron's been trained. I've been training him to play mostly with fireproof items. So, yeah. Look at this concrete block I have. I just love it. I've realized that every time I tell a joke and it bombs, I always go afterwards. So I know when it's going really well. All right. Because I think I look for you guys to laugh and I don't see anybody. They go, yeah, there should be noise here. I'm going to fill it with this noise. Rolling going. I'll tell you how it's rolling going. I have been trying to promote this podcast on Twitter. It is I it I can only imagine what online dating rust feels like. And I think it feels like promoting a podcast because I searched. I followed back and then I was done with that.

[22:00]And then I searched for podcast recommendations for anyone that posted the words podcast recommendations. And I would slip in and write back. Did it better? But it turns out that 1000 other podcasts have done that. And I was like, what a bunch of pathetic losers. You know what I mean? Like trolling the Internet, trying to promote their podcast. This sucks. So you're essentially calling me a loser because I'm now trolling every app on the Internet, trying to find a woman that is willing to. But did not like spend the rest of her life with me. Just maybe have an outdoor dinner with me or have a drink with me at a picnic table. I was wondering which one of our podcast reviews says I like long walks on the beach and I'm sensitive. Signed Russ. I realized that was, you know, trying to meet people. The sad part, the sad part of my dating life right now is that I got a I just got a message a second ago that said Jenny likes you. And I thought for a second, maybe somehow this is Jenny Rob's wife saying she likes me on the podcast. And I was really excited to say, hey, Russ, you're so funny on the podcast. And I looked at it. It was just some other lady that I know will it will never lead to anything on some online dating app.

[23:03]So it was it was such a bummer. I can't tell you if I got a message on my phone that said some random woman likes me. I would that would be the biggest thing of that whole day. I would never stop talking about it. I would be talking about it constantly. And you're just like, oh, man, another notification. Some girl likes me. Rob, if you saw the lady who liked me tonight, you would you would you would have devoured every single. Psychedelic mushroom that was in Duluth or was in New York. Russ, what percent of online dating is picking the right pictures? Like, is that like is that like 100 percent of it? Ninety nine point nine percent of it. Ninety nine point nine nine percent of it. I think it is 100 percent of it. And that's probably a very good comment. If you're a guy like Aaron, who was a good looking kid in high school who was able to lobby you, student counsel for things. But some of us work less with those abilities. Hey, look at looking. Look for nothing serious. He's got his glasses up. Peace and love. Nothing serious. Oh, really?

[24:01]The quote unquote best looking pictures of a guy like me, no matter how many different colors of sunglasses I put on. There's really never that that Mona Lisa of the picture of Russ, right? Like that picture just doesn't exist. So if I could get those six pictures, my life would be golden because I could I could meet someone and do the whole double switch and convince her. Oh, no, I haven't gained a bunch of weight since you saw. Me on those pictures. But I think the pictures do matter a lot. And and I just may be incapable of getting those pictures at this point. I would I have like I have like I'm starting to take pictures now and I call them my funeral pictures. Those are the pictures that might make the pamphlet. I'm like, well, that's pretty good. It's interesting that you say that. Have you guys ever thought we we had offline talk once about the Elton John album and how he came up with one of those songs for what music he wanted to hear at his funeral funeral for a friend? I believe was the name of the song. Have you guys ever thought about what song you would want to play at your funeral?

[25:00]Yeah, there's a cover of sexual healing in the movie Chef. I think I think it's called the shoot. I might have to use it again, Rob. Yeah. Wait, wait, hold on. Is Aaron is Aaron quoting South Park songs here or not? Because if you do, Aaron and I definitely have overlap because mine was 100 percent. What would Brian Boitano do? And the fact that Aaron was going to quote a South Park song. I think he's quoting from that movie Burnt. There's a movie. There's a in the in the movie Chef. There's a cover of sexual healing by Marvin Gaye. It's it's by a brass collective. It's not the Dirty Dozen Brass Band. Shit. I should remember the names. And it's they got a tuba going. Yeah, that's not Dirty Dozen Brass Band. That's what I want. No, I mean, I had a song. I can't think of it. So we might have to splice it in later.

[26:01]I'll I'll in about a half hour. I'll remember it and we'll come back to it. But I think I would do this. The hidden song from that Green Day album, Dookie. I was nice and short. People would be like, wait, what? I can't remember myself. No one knows. Look, no one was lucky. No one was lucky. Stinking of you. I was thinking. All right. Are we talking about the Beatles today? Wait. No, we don't know. How Russell's doing now? Absolutely not. I want to hear Russell. How are you doing, Russell? Well, we touched on the online dating world, Rob. And this this lady liked me on one of these apps that I really don't even know how to use anymore because they're just going so poorly. My dating life is going down on the roller coaster. And so I feel like I might need some advice on how to handle some things. By the way, by the way, by the way. Touched by the online dating world sounds like a great app. OK, so we should start an app called Touch on the online dating world. I think we could get a lot of people on there. OK, so. Sometimes your jokes are so advanced, it takes a minute.

[27:04]It takes a minute. We did not call each other and say, don't laugh at any of Rob's jokes. No, we did not do that. There was not a text. Hey, is this one of the biggest fears of hosting a podcast or having friends that and having like a group of friends, though, where you you are worried that there could be a chance that you get left off? Yeah. I mean, I think it's like a subtext chain and that you are not a part. Have you guys ever found out that there was a subtext chain and that you were not a part of it? And if there's one about this podcast that I'm not a part of, we do not need to discuss it. But at some point in life, there's always a subtext chain that we are not a part of and we don't even know about it. That's why I'm saying that's why I'm saying there's only private messaging on touched on online. Oh, I can't. No, that's why I've started my own private text chains with all of you talking shit about the other one. So I know. I'll never be left out. It's impossible. I mean, you have to admit that would be great to get it for some young lady to get a notice that Rob had just touched her on the app.

[28:03]I mean, that would be a great moment for her, right? Touched you on the app. That's such a good one. Oh, my God. I was touched today. Rob touched you. It also works like it could work for like religious people, too. So you could market it to two different, totally different audiences. We're really on to something. And then halfway through, I just pull up the gate and combine them. Just let it ride. Get, get, get, get to the corner. It's time for Russell's Advice Corner. Oh, yeah. All right. This is the part where we put Russell in the corner and we spank him. With knowledge. Touch him. Russell's been touched by knowledge. Well, I need all the knowledge help I can get. And coming from you three guys who have given me no credit. Incredible advice whatsoever over the past few weeks. We'll give you another try. I think one of the biggest things in online dating.

[29:02]I don't, you guys never did online dating before you, you met someone. It's led to marriage and kids and, and your life. And Rob is very bitter about this, but he persists. And I appreciate that persistence about you, Rob. You have a very, you have a constitution about you that not many other people have. So I appreciate that. But, you know, dialing random numbers on the telephone and saying, will you date me? Was the equivalent of online dating back in my time. And I think I probably had probably similar success rates, Russell. Got you. So here's my question. Oh, we're quoting John Lennon this early in the album, huh? My question is, is if I go out on a date with a woman and we have a good night or we don't have a good night, what is the expected timeframe in which I should text her or contact her to either go out again or just to continue the conversation? 30 seconds after you drop her off. Yep. That's right away. You got to get in your face.

[30:00]You got to, it's all about marketing. It's like get a billboard. And I would also say, I love you probably within the first five minutes of meeting her. That's essentially how I dated my whole life was just immediately like, we should get married. Can you guys hold on? Can you guys hold on while I, while I type these notes down? Russell's computer just turned off. It's flaming. I feel like, I feel like, you know, the, the old fallback is, is it, what is it? 24 or 48 hours, something like 48 hours, something like that. 48 hours is so long. But that's what I'm saying. Like, but every single wedding or marriage, good story you hear about, it's like, oh, well, they didn't wait. They called me, sent me an email that night or something like that. Or right away the next morning. You also read that in a lot of police reports. That's what I'm going to think about. But I mean, like, that's a great point, Matt. But. You're assuming that every time someone goes on a first date, they're looking for marriage and they want it to work. What if you went out and you had a fun time, but you're not, you're not sure how into it you are.

[31:03]And so you don't want to overplay it if you're not that into the situation, but you kind of want to see where it goes. So how does it, how does that change if you had a fun night, but you're not really sure if there's a connection? Because the last thing you want to do is, is get the police report on you, be a rob when you don't even know if it's really worth it. I think you still got to jump on these things as quick as possible. You just like, Hey, Hey, six months ago, we, I don't know. I'm still in the camp of like, you got to jump on these things as quick as possible and figure out if it's the right thing for you at the time. I think you're going to, you know, when I was doing like dating, there was always a chance that when I called this person's house, their dad was going to pick up. Like that's stress, Russell. I think worrying about when you're going to get ahold of somebody, that's nothing. You know, when you call and it's like, hello. Who is this? And I'm like, I'm here to, I'm here to take off your daughter's pants. Oh, wow.

[32:00]I recommend the shirt too. I think the whole, like just try to get the whole thing off at some point is better. No, I respect, I respect women. No, I think, what do you think, Russell? Do you, like, if you, if you contact them the next day, I think if it really went well, you got to do the next day, right? Or is that desperate? I think you guys are right. If you had a first date and it went well, you definitely contact the next day, but we need to go take this a little bit down the road where maybe you've gone out on two or three dates and you're having fun, but you're no, you're not totally into it, but you don't want to break it off, but you kind of want to slow play it a little bit because you're not, you're, you're not feeling that urgency to do whatever Rob wants to do on his first date or his second, second date, Rob. Sorry, but so how do you kind of slow play it if you don't really want to push it forward, but see if maybe there's something there. You start telling them about this podcast. You just start talking about your time you spend making a podcast.

[33:02]That'll slow down. So if you, if you're not like in like head over heels, like, and you're just trying to feel your way through it for lack of a better term. I mean, don't you just call the next day and figure it out? And then, I mean, if you wait two days, you wait three days. I mean, is there any point in waiting longer than. Like when you feel comfortable doing it, I mean, like, so this thinking about it for too long and things like this comes from three guys who met their, met their future wives. I would say early twenties or mid twenties. Is that fair? You probably felt something right away, but when you've been through this online dating thing for a while, you realize that it's not always like this immediate spark on the first date or a thing that you know is going to work for you. A thing, you know, isn't going to work. It's a very different dynamic now. Yeah. You got to trick them. You got to lie to them until they can't. You got to. Lie to them and fake like you're somebody else until they just have had enough and they would let down their defenses and then they'll, they'll marry you.

[34:00]That's how it went for me. And it went, I, things are, uh, things are great. I'm currently podcasting in my child's bedroom because my wife will not let me anywhere else in the apartment because I'm too loud. But, uh, just like you're getting out of the corner of your daughter's bedroom. Maybe it's time for me to get out of the corner tonight. I'll take your guy's advice and follow up with, with, with the woman I go out with quickly if I'm into her. And, and according to Matt, just kind of discharge. Or, or, or what's, what's the, what's the advice there, Matt? I think Matt, Matt, Matt had three words for you. Fake your death. Think about it. That's it. Time's up. Get out of the corner. That was Russell's advice corner. Oh yeah. I thought you were dead. I love you so much. I came back or not. Do you not say that? I don't know. I realized the last. I still got it. I still got it. The last lady who texted me and said, Hey, I haven't heard from you in a while. When I texted back, I said, Hey, I haven't heard from you in a while. I haven't heard from you in a while. When I texted back, I, I died. That probably was not the best way to go. What is your experience with this band or album?

[35:01]I'll just start right now. I, I had a tape in the car that had, what is it? Not your song. God damn it. That's Elton John. What am I thinking? What's wrong in my life? And I listened to that song. It was a classic car tape where it never went out of the car for like eight years. And so I've heard that song approximately 1000 times. And I keep thinking it's next to in my head on an album that's before aha. And after you rave about it. So it's the mixtape life has gotten me screwed up. Russell. Have you, have you guys ever thought that we should rearrange this list and not do Rolling Stones list, but do Rob's mom's CD list where we just go through every CD in that little carrier case that Rob's mom. Yep. One through five Wilson Phillips. Wilson Phillips. Is that right? No. Somebody's going to want to make you turn around and say goodbye. You were thinking, I don't even know any David Bowie songs. That's not right.

[36:00]Change it changes. You're just saying it changes. I think there, I think there's a cover by Wilson Pickett. We made, we made it to go completely. Holy shit. We've ripped a hole in the space. Time can do that. Yeah. We need to do another boondock saints search for this to figure it out or not. Hey, Wilson Pickett, you know, that sound you've been looking for. Well, I got, I traveled in the future. Yeah. How about, how about Carney Wilson? What was that band? That's Wilson Phillips. Carney Wilson, right? Yeah. Brian Wilson's kid. You don't think they saying changes. Not that I am aware. I mean, maybe Aaron says, no, he's listened to every piece of music on the internet. I know it's not Dr. Ox card, but we'll have to trust Aaron on this one. Now you're calling back jokes from the future. Essentially, Rob, I don't really have any meaningful, meaningful history with this album. As with all the Beatles, albums, I know they're hits. And once we started this quest, I went and decided to listen to all the albums straight through.

[37:00]But when it comes to, we're talking about rubber soul tonight, rubber soul. I, I, I don't have any meaningful history with this album. No, it seems like it's really important to you. Did we forget to add Russell to the episode text chain? Hey, can we, can we pause for a second? While I, I fiercely Google Wilson Phillips and the song changes. He, he's honestly going to turn off his computer. Aaron, what's your history with this album? It's beside, beside cosplaying as the Beatles. Yeah, it's more than you guys care to hear about. I loved this album as a kid. My mom had it on vinyl, but the vinyl was super warped. So I bought it on CD and I listened to it a ton on CD as a kid. And I, I've never ever choose to put the Beatles on now. But when I was listening to these songs to prepare for the podcast, I know all of them. So I, I know all of them so well. And I just have a very deep history. So now I'm, I think I'm in full on like kill your idols mode. I'm ready to take down the Beatles.

[38:00]Cause I love them so much. I'm going to, I'm ready to like really thoroughly examine them from with a critical eye. And your wife walked into the room behind you. Now she's slowly backing out. What do you think? This is probably the second album I knew by the Beatles white album being the first one. And so, you know, the kind of the, the post boy band version of the Beatles. I didn't know they existed until I heard the white album in this album. So listen to this a lot. And then I was looking at other albums that were kind of out in this time and rubber soul came out. And so, or, you know, came to my forefront. And so, you know, I listened to this a lot. And so I know all the songs like them a lot. I mean, I wouldn't say I'm a huge fan of the album, but I certainly think it's it's, it deserves to be up where it is. This is fifth on the list after highway 61 and before what's going on. Uh, the title of this album was based on the heard somebody say that Mick Jagger had what they called plastic soul because he was singing soul music,

[39:01]but he didn't really know how to do it. And so they were like in classic British humor. They're like, Hey, you know, what's funny rubber soul. It's like our shoes. And everybody's like, Oh yeah. Okay. Yeah. Oh my God. They all, they were on the floor laughing, rolling around for three days. Yeah. They stood up and they screamed. They screamed. They thought it was so funny. If you guys could put, if you guys could put, if you could put one tennis shoe from your youth on the cover of rubber soul, other than the stupid Beatles picture, and you could pick your favorite tennis shoe ever to be on the cover, what would you pick instead? It was either seventh or eighth grade traveling basketball. I had some gray pumps. They had the orange, you know, the orange pump and stuff like that. I mean, I thought I was pretty slick back then with those. Yeah. My shirt on that says nice Bush. He had some cousins. He had some cousins that owned a few Spencers. I'm saying glycerine all the time. My grandma Twyla bought me some Jordan ones when I, in 1986 or 87.

[40:01]And, uh, that would be the number one for me. And I have them in my house right now. I'm waiting for my son to grow into them. So I got some, some J's. That'd be the number one. And you know, your kid's going to be like, I hate these. These are dumb. Who cares? That's basically parenting in a nutshell. Here's something I love more than anything. Oh, that's the dumbest thing in the world. Russell. What's yours? You got to have, you got to have a shoe. Do you guys remember Larry Johnson when he was grandma? Oh yeah. He came out with the Hexalite Converse. And those were the jam. Those were the biggest shoes ever. But I honestly, I can't get past thinking about like Aaron's wardrobe as a high schooler right now. And I would love to see a picture of Aaron from his junior year in high school right now. Oh, you know, if we, you know, if we look at a picture of Aaron in his junior year and you put that on your Bumble profile, you would get like thousands of messages. Even 1996 Aaron would get more action on a Bumble than any of us would in present day. Rob, are you implying that I may or may not have put up a fake picture in the past just to see if there were real responses that really outweighed my effort to put myself out there in a proper manner?

[41:10]I've never, I've never done that. For the record, I've never done that. It's a lot like promoting a podcast. You just got to lie to people and be like, Oh no, we talk about music quite a bit. Look at the clock. 50 minutes. Almost got to track one. So when I'm at, we've talked so much about the Beatles. I really want to put this album in a context of the Beatles had just gotten done with an American tour and they had seen the stacks recording studio in Memphis that they actually wanted to record revolver at, but they weren't able to do that. They didn't think it had the enough stuff that they wanted and they'd listened to a lot of Motown. And so for a lot of this album, I'm going to be kind of comparing the Beatles and how they're influenced by American sounds like the birds. They got to meet revolver or they got to meet revolver. I quit this podcast. Just kidding. This is the only thing I have going on in my life right now. They got to meet Elvis and Bob Dylan and, and basically they came back and they had,

[42:02]they had released help in 65. And then this one they released in, in October, like, like a couple months later, it's, it's ridiculous how fast this was. And so before we do anything, I want to get to the first two. Again, they had two singles that they did not, they recorded during this time and did not release. Now, I just want you to picture. We start a band. Okay. And we all are trying to be the drummer. Cause we don't want, none of us want to be up front for attention. Well, I would want, I just would want to be behind the drums because then no one would have to see like how out of shape I am. If I'm sitting behind a drum set, like if I'm, if I'm out front, like strumming guitar, they're like, Hey, Russ could really like get on that broken elliptical of his. He could do like, he could, he could lay off the pizza or the ice cream. Why is, why is one leg of his so muscular? Why is only one leg so muscular? Oh, is it my broken elliptical? Only one half works. It's a one leg in the opposite arm or just both. Jack Russ could really lay off the ice cream up at Cole's resort.

[43:02]Like if he's going to be up here playing, like I would need one of those double guitars where my whole body was covered up. So I'm definitely, I've either played the double guitar where no one could see my physique or I'm playing behind the drums. I like the idea of a guitar. It's just the shape of your body. Russell just covers up your whole body. How many drummers in the history of the world you think ended up having to play the drums because they just didn't want to be on stage. And they're like, I don't, I don't look good physically. I can't stand up there. I don't know. I mean, there's, there's a ton of studies about the amount of calories that drummers burned in like a, a show, a two, three hour show and how credibly they're the ones that has to be in shape. They're hugely into the having to make sure that they can keep up with everything. Everybody else can take a couple of songs off. So I don't know. I think it's a, one of those things where is it, is it a, is it about the same? Is it about the same amount of calories you burn? If you're Googling, hold on by Wilson Phillips. I, I am also doing a study about calories and those ice cream drumsticks that you can buy.

[44:05]It's a five-year study. So it's taking some time, but they're net neutral. So we're in a band. You're a band, right? And you released these two songs. Now the Beatles released a double a side single, a single with two a sides because they couldn't, I agree which one was better. If you're a band and you release one of these songs, I think you're a band that most people know of, right? I think you could become an Aqua with Barbie girl. If you release one of these songs, like at least people are going to know who you are. If you release two of these songs, you're legitimately a top band of the year. These guys make both these songs and just then just put them out on a single. And they're just like, yeah, okay, finally we can work on this album. Try to see my weight. Do I have to keep on? They were just loving the, loving the tambourine. Yeah. 1965. Bob Dylan. Oh, yeah. I just met Bob. Hey, Bob Dylan. He was singing.

[45:00]He was going to do this song called Tambourine Man, man. And it's about a tambourine, and here it is. That's such a great song. I don't understand. I mean, I thought you were going to say great impression. Yeah, definitely great impression. Great impression. How do these singles not make it on this album? We'll talk about the album, but there's some filler on there that either of these songs could have. This would be the greatest Beatles album if you took off two songs and put these two songs on there. Yeah, play the next one. Let's hear it. Because then all of a sudden you're like, oh, that song was unbelievable. That's so good. There's no way a song could be more catchy than that. Well, guess what? Yeah. Meanwhile, the monkeys are listening to this song and taking notes. Like, we should do every song like this. It's so good. And that is Day Tripper on the other side of the single. So now we finally get into the first track. On Rubber Soul. Otis Redding is a great Day Tripper cover. And I want. Don't step on my Otis Redding take here.

[46:00]I know you can see my screen. You're trying to get ahead of the game here. Trying to steal it. I want you to listen to the bass and guitar. Both kind of noodling around at the bottom. There's so much more intricate bass on this compared to so many of the other Beatle albums. This is kind of where Paul is starting to learn. Like, hey, man, I want to do some cool stuff on the bass. Plunky Plunk, you know. Turns out I'm the most talented member of this bunch. Yeah. So. Listen to this. Girl, what you wanted to be. She said, baby, can't you see? I want to be famous. A star on the screen. This is a good opening song. Right? Yeah. Great song. Are you guys going to yell at me again? No, I agree. It's a good opening song. But where would you guys rate it compared to. Like a Rolling Stone. Wouldn't it be nice. Sergeant Peppers and Taxman. Where would you place this in the top five or top four or five. I play it. I said above Taxman. Above Taxman for sure. Yeah. Then the other ones are better. A lot of people I know have been saying they like Taxman. So if you listen to that kind of noodling around with the guitar and the bass together, they got a lot of that from Otis Redding.

[47:07]So, again, here we have this Americana influence on the Beatles. Is this Wilson? This is Otis Redding. A lot of people don't know Otis wrote this song. Because Aretha made it famous. But this is Otis' song. You're thinking of Wilson Phillips' Ticket. That's a band I've been working on. We're just going to, after the podcast, we're going to play it. Hold on by Wilson Phillips. And the fans are going to rejoice. This is where we just play Wilson Phillips. And then we get it taken down for copyright infringement. Yeah. Worth it. All right. Next up. You may have caught that hilarious joke at the beginning of this podcast. Well, Reginald, would you pass me that joint? This song is a top five Beatles song.

[48:03]And let me hear you agree with me. Nobody agrees with you on that. I don't understand. Why would you say this is a top five Beatles song? It's a really nice song. Rob, I understand you to be kind of someone who wants to bop around the music and enjoy it. Like, this is not boppy at all. A lot of people say that about me. It's very creepy. If you listen to the lyrics, it's really about this guy who meets this girl. He tries to hook up with her. I don't think they had Bumble back in the 60s. They had some other dating app that they would have used. But she says no. My understanding, he sleeps in her bathtub and then lights her apartment on fire. Is that the whole point of this song? Oh, you mean love? Seems like you should give it a shot. Yeah. I mean, if this works for John Lennon and Paul McCartney, I feel like I need to change my Bumble. I feel like I need to change my Bumble profile right now to say, I will light your apartment on fire, whether it's Norwegian wood or pine or oak or any type of wood. That's not fair that Russell has that joke that's going to make me laugh every time.

[49:06]Every time. It never quits. Rob, why is this one of your top five songs? Because it's gorgeous. It's a gorgeous song. It makes me want to sing it. I just love it. I think it's so good. I think it's just a beautiful song and the whole melody and you get that sitar coming in that they learned from. David Crosby and the birds on the. Oh, on the tour of America. That's right. Coming back. Bringing it back. Rob's thesis. God damn. He's smart and always says smart things and not dumb things that everyone makes fun of them. They actually know the truth about it. Matt, were you going to say something? No, Rosie was. No, I wasn't. I was just laughing at the jokes. No, no. Rosie. Rosie. Yeah, Rosie. You were the one that was going to agree with them, right? It's the top five. I don't know. Why are all you guys texting each other? I don't. I don't even. I don't even think this is like a top 55 Beatles song. Shut up. Shut up. I know you're saying that just to make you mad.

[50:00]Don't. That's our next podcast. The top 55 Beatles songs. Maybe you like this version better, Russell. They also released this version. Not release it, but there's a recording of this where they were doing full. So this is cool. I've never heard this. I once had a girl. Or should I say she won't. I love that John Lennon. No, nothing on his voice. Is that different lyrics? Is that say I once had a girl versus I once met a girl? That's the same because it's I once had a girl or should I say she once had me? It's like flipping the thing around. Oh, I always heard that as I met. I once met a girl. You know, this version of the song I consider top six Beatles song for sure. With a bullet. All right. Now we have Paul McCartney. Oh, I'm Paul McCartney. Oh, Paul McCartney. And I got an actress, Jane Asher. She's ignoring me, even though I'm so famous. And she wants to do a career. So here's a song about it. All right. You won't see me. Rosie, I haven't listened.

[51:05]Yeah, I was going to say I haven't listened to a lot of the earlier stuff. But is this typical bass for them? Or are they getting into a more bassy? Yeah, I think he's doing this kind of like Paul's really singing on the bass here. I think this is like a big breakout album for Paul and the bass. I agree with you guys. It has been pointed out to me that every. Every remaster of the Beatle, they just crank up the bass. I think they do. They're going at Paul's really doing it. Yeah. And they also have two different bass tracks playing there. They have a normal bass and they have what's called a fuzz bass. Oh, I didn't know that. Which is also a shirt I bought at Spencer's. Bush fuzz. I see what you're doing there. It's so funny. And that's exact same. Chords, chords as. The four tops. You were on top of this. Yeah. It's. Almost like this is all on Wikipedia if you just looked at it, but it's not. So don't bother looking. All right. I got some other thoughts about You Won't See Me, though. I have some other thoughts if you'd permit me some thoughts.

[52:02]All right. Let's hear it. I'd like to make a list inspired by You Won't See Me. Oh, a list. Can we do that on this podcast? I got some thoughts. I feel like this is the moment where I have. I have matched with a woman on one of these dating profiles and she messaged me once. And now she stops messaging me because now she's messaging Aaron instead because he's. He's stolen my bit. I'm sorry, Russell, but I wanted to make a list based on the song. You Won't See Me is just like when I worked at a horse riding ranch. I stole somebody's bit. Or this was this was also like when every 16 year old goes into Spencer Gifts and steals half the shit out of the store because they're not paying for it. Hey, Aaron, why don't you steal my bit while you're at it? Go for it. It's it's it's time. One, two, three. Two, one. For another better, better, better count down. Oh, yeah. Count down.

[53:00]I love it. Spencer's was a number one shoplifting destination, though, for sure. Of all the girls I knew that shoplifted, Spencer's was number one. That was like their like Amazon dot com of the day. This is just too easy. So this song to me is about being dumped. Maybe I'm wrong. And so I thought I thought this is a pretty good song about being dumped. And it makes my fat. Four. But it's only at number four. So I've got three songs about being dumped that I think are better than you won't see me. The number three just ahead of you. Wait, hold on. Hold on. Three. Three songs that are about being dumped that are better than this one. That's right. That's what I'm saying. All right. Go. What's what's what's number three? There must be some big name bands on these. If these are better songs than the Beatles. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. You guys are going to recognize all these. Number three is Cannibal Ox with the F word. Who is Cannibal Ox? They were on the Death Jerks label, man. Back in 04. Vast Air was singing about.

[54:00]Back in 04. 2004. 2004. Oh, I care about you. This is about you all the time. This is definitely how I rebound from a breakup. It's about getting put in the friend zone. Here we go. You got to hear the first line. Sounds like they fell on the keyboard. Like that. Hey. Eric. As someone who's been put in the friend zone, I have never had this type of attitude. You said something about cardiovascular. You want this cardiovascular to fight back. Russ, you're a great guy. You're super smart and funny. And you have an amazing podcast. But I really think we just have a friend connection. I've never had this attitude. Then you needed to rap about it. You got to try freestyling after something like that happens. The other great line in this song is he says she was in a love triangle, but it wasn't like my feelings weren't there to make it. It was square number two, number two, the second. Wait a minute. Rosie. What the fuck? What is that band? What is that song?

[55:00]I can't have a lot. It's the F word. Triangle. And I wasn't there to make it a square. A little behind the scenes. These guys send me a list of songs that they want me to put on this thing so we can actually like be organized and not make any mistakes and do it. I had to go on Vimeo to find the song. It wasn't even on YouTube. Like. I had to go to like a Russian cam site to find this. It was so wild. Well, this one is going to be even better known. Number two is Give Me Back My Dog by Slobberbone. All right. Let's give it a chance. So Slobberbone has a song about give me back my dog. Look, this guy they got broke up with. He wants his damn dog back. It was mine before you knew me. Like he is out here taking back what's his. Hey, I don't know what he can see, but you got to we got to look up and see what Slobberbone looks like. What in the hell does Slobberbone look like?

[56:02]You know what? I am. It was mine before you knew me. Aaron's out of some like if you lose your dog in a breakup, you want that like you go out and you find that fucking dog. You want that dog back, man. This is important. Like Slobberbone was not out here ready to let anybody. Man or woman. I'm not going to judge or say take their damn dog. Like, okay, I'm like, I'm going to give you a hint. How many guys do you think are in the band? It's four. And are they four white guys? Yep. They look like they grew up in the suburbs. Possibly. Hey, I just I just made a call to the CEO of Spencer Gifts, and he's going to add Slobberdog as the third album on their list. Slobberbone is a band that literally was just made to sell T-shirts. I would buy a Slobberbone T-shirt. Right now. That's probably true. That's actually pretty good, though. Aaron, we're picking on you, but the point of the song is amazing. You're absolutely right. It's like, give me back that dog.

[57:01]Yeah, you're right. You're spot on. This is fantastic. Rosie, you're definitely the Ed Elderson of this podcast. You're the Ed Elderson of the Slobberbone on this podcast. You don't need to tell us who Ed Elderson is from. We all know. What would you say I am of this podcast? Hold on one sec. I'm not cutting any of those. You're definitely the Mike Hill, Rob. You're definitely the Mike Hill of this podcast. Because I love to play the guitar. Guitar. Even better than Slobberbone. I think I'm the Jess Barr. I play the banjo. I was going to say that, too. Russell's the Tony Harper on the drums. But taking it one level further, beyond demanding your dog back, is like, if you get broken up with, you're going to figure out how to be okay. And I think that the namesake of this podcast said it best. This is Beck.

[58:02]Guess I'm doing fine. I'm just going to keep it mellow. I'm just going to keep it mellow. He says, yo, guess I'm doing fine. It's a great song. I'm doing fine. I've never heard this one. This is great. So you know what? Beck did it better. This is like... No, no. You need to say it like you mean it, Aaron. Say it like you mean it. Say it like you mean it. Beck did it better. No, Aaron, can you start over and put those purple sunglasses back on and then do it? Put the sunglasses on and then do it. Sunglasses on. Beck did it better. That's what I'm saying. Beck did it better. Beck made the best I Got Dumped song of all time. Aaron, that was like a movie where you have a girl in high school who everybody's like, oh, she's so ugly and stupid and all she does is she's good at school. And then all of a sudden she goes to prom and she's the most beautiful girl in the world. She's the most beautiful girl in the whole school. That's what happened, Rosie. We thought you were dumb as shit with those earlier songs and then you turned it on us. Turned it around. Brought it back. Let's talk about the Beatles. I think this is now officially a slobber bone podcast.

[59:03]Can you imagine telling our friends like, hey, listen, I got this podcast. What's it about? It's about slobber bone. It's slobber bone. Even better, it's about the top 500 slobber bone albums of all time. I can't believe that Mr., you listen to Whitney Houston like every, is it every Saturday morning? Yeah, every Saturday morning. You know, and I Will Always Love You didn't make slobber bone beat out that song. Slobber bone was in it. Yeah, slobber bone was better. You know, Mr. Prince, you go to the grocery stores and still buy magazines with prints on them. It's true, I do that. Nothing compares to you. No. That's not on your list, but. Didn't make the cut. Cannibal Ox and slobber bone. Catapult X was better than them. From their 19th century. 1996 album, Crow Pot Pie. I mean. God, man, you know a lot. I was going to say, our slobber bone podcast would be where we try to say one thing we know about slobber bone. Like, we'd spend all week looking up a slobber bone

[60:01]and we'd try to learn one item. That would be the podcast. It's interesting, you guys. You know there's this pain. And what, why do you lock yourself up? Lock yourself up with these chains. No one can change your life except for you. Don't ever let anyone step all over you. Like, this is the way you get over a breakup Just open your heart and your mind. It's a really fair way to feel inside. Someday someone's going to make. Like, this is the Wilson Phillips episode. We've been talking about it all night. I was going to say, slobber bone is different than I thought. Yeah, they've got some good lyrics. Aaron, you need. I respect your musical ability and your authority. And I love slobber bone and Captain Ox tail. But I think you need to go back and give hold on by Wilson. I'm going to have to do that. I'm going to do that as soon as we finish this podcast. That's what I'm going to do. Wilson. Check the cue card. Check that. Wilson Phillips.

[61:00]All right. So. Oh, my God. Next song. Nowhere, man. This is a fun one, huh? Great one. First dance at my wedding. Jenny put it on, right? She was in charge of all the music. Yeah. Yeah. She wanted to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. actually blast me in my way. He's like, you're a knower, man. Lennon has said this was during a down period in his life. That's a shocker. I like him harmonizing with himself. I don't know if this is correct, but I think this is the first Beatles song ever that's not about a boy-girl relationship. And it's pretty crazy that you've made it, like, how many albums in? Five, six albums in, and this is the first time they're not singing about some sort of relationship with a girl. But they're like, you know, John Lennon is 25 on this album. I mean, when I was 25, what else are you going to make albums about? I actually think one of the most inspirational moments of this album is on this song. And I was reading that they kept trying to amp up this treble on these guitars and put

[62:02]it through all these faders and all these other tools. And the engineers kept telling them, don't do it. It's not going to work. It's not going to work. And I don't know enough about music to understand it. But the Beatles eventually just said, if it's terrible, we can scrap it. And they did it. And it's really cool because you're thinking. You kind of, you read this and you think, we should all just take chances in life. And if it doesn't work, who gives a shit, right? You can always fix it. Yeah. But so when I was reading that, I was thinking, that's why these guys are amazing is they take chances on something. And if it works, it turns into a song on one of the greatest five albums of all time. And if it doesn't work, who cares? And that's why you were arrested earlier today shoplifting from a Spencer. So I think that maybe you got the wrong message. All right. This is the first. I can look at the camera. George Harrison. George Harrison. Again with the tambourine. They just were really into that. I have a music podcast. I don't even know Drew Harrison. It's got to be the Motown Stax influence. I don't think there's a lot of tambourine on Stax, though. I mean, this bass noise and the whole kind of like shake up.

[63:00]And you hear this big time on the next song, the word. This was influenced, they said, by Midnight Hour. Oh, by Wilson Pickles. By Wilson Phillips. Yeah. Well, I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing. It went back in time. Hey, Marvin, you know that joke I told earlier? Hold on. I got the joke for you. We might need to pause the podcast. Should we talk about Wilson Phillips again? Yes. Every time. We laugh. No apologies. But that song, if you listen to it, it was, if you just mute us somewhere, if you just mute us somewhere. That's a good thing. That's a good thing. That's a good thing. Yeah. You can mute us somehow and then listen to that song. But it does sound a lot like James Brown, Papa's Bad Friend of the Day. There's that same kind of. And now we're into the music that I would just rather listen to. So good. It's so good. But there definitely is that same, you can hear that same Americana influence on the Beatles. And guys, I say Americana because it makes me sound Americana smart.

[64:04]All right, we have Michelle. This is another great person. Another great bass song, right? This was a song that Paul used to sing when he was like 16 to pick up French chicks. That's why there's French, excuse me. Did it work? His French is terrible. What are you, an expert on French now, too? What are you talking about? I took an entire semester of French twice in college. Eric. Eric. Twice. Save one. Didn't go so well the first time. Eric, if you're going to talk about your French skills, can you at least take the purple sunglasses off beforehand? We'll give you a little more time. I'm going to take a little more time. I'm going to take a little more time. I'm going to take a little more time. I'm going to take a little more time. I'm going to take a little more time. I'm going to take a little more time. Save one. Didn't go so well the first time. Eric, if you're going to talk about your French skills, can you at least take the purple sunglasses off beforehand? We'll give you a little more credibility. Rosie stayed at a Holiday Inn once, you know it's French. Making out with girls freshman year does not count as a French class. But it's such a gorgeous song, but if you listen, there's a middle eight. There's like a little bridge in the song. And people say, the person I'm talking about is Dr. Wikipedia, says that it sounds a lot

[65:01]like the Nina Stone song. Nina Simone. I love you. I love you. Yeah, it is. I love you. I love you anyhow. I mean, it's amazing how much the Beatles were able to take what they were so skilled at, like being able to listen and pull things in. Like if you're like, oh yeah, here's a song about French girls and I want you to throw in some Nina Simone, you'd be like, wait, what? I just also want to, I just want to say also that that's a Screamin' Jay Hawkins song. I think he did that first and then Nina covered it. Yeah. We all know that, Rosie. No shit. Don't insult. Just keep telling us that. You know? Screamin' Jay Hawkins. Yeah. He used to come out of a coffin and shit in the shows. We know about Sadie Hawkins. Don't worry. He's like one of the first. Oh. Go ahead, Russell. Hey, I got to go put on my flannel shirt if we're talking Sadie Hawkins right now. We're talking Screamin' Jay Hawkins. We're talking Sadie Hawkins. You say potato. I say potato. My school always had Screamin' Jay Hawkins dance, where we play about three songs. Everybody goes, what the hell is this?

[66:01]Hey, did you pick out that green and black flannel yet? Or what color flannel are we wearing? I can relate to that so hard. That's the problem. All right. And now this is my alternate intro I was thinking for the podcast today is this album answers the question, what if the Beatles were a country band? Ooh. And I got to say, it's so easy to make fun of a Ringo song. I don't know. I enjoy the hell out of it. I mean, I like rockabilly. So. I don't know if it's like when my kid tells a joke and you know the joke sucks, but it's a cute kid telling a joke. So you're like, oh, that's okay. Is that Ringo singing? Like, I'm just like, yeah, thanks for it. I just think the guitar work on this album, on this song is so good. And sometimes we have to give Ringo credit, right? Like, he sings a handful of songs and every one of them are good. I feel like everybody. I'm not sure I would agree. In the top, where I was born. I stole from Spencer Gibbs. In the top, where I was born. In the top, where I was born. In the top, where I was born. In the top, where I was born. In the top, where I was born. I feel like everybody. I'm not sure I would agree. In the top, where I was born. I stole from Spencer Gibbs. That Bush shirt. I feel like if you're horrible at karaoke, karaoke like I am, you should just go right to a Ringo song and just, that should just be your, you know, your go-to. That's a good, that's a smart shit, man. Just fall back. What do you got for Ringo? That's what I'm going to do.

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