Hole: Live Through This (1994)

[00:00]well we'll be is that is that a hard mountain dew i wish god i've been looking for those hard mountain dews like do you know how embarrassing it is okay we're all recording here do you know how embarrassing it is to go into a liquor store in northern minnesota looking the way i look and i've got my like pit viper sunglasses on and wearing my big vegas shirt you know and i say hey do you have any hard mountain dew and they like immediately pull out a gun from behind the cash register like you need to leave hutchinson had like a whole wall of it oh i'm going through hutchinson tomorrow dude yes do it yeah i'm getting something you know hutchinson has two great things they've got the hard mountain dew and then they also have the world's best goodwill they've got something going on in hutchinson where guys my size are dying all the time they're getting stocked with great stuff fat guy galore at the hutchinson goodwill i mean it is like maybe maybe those fat guys just gave up powerlifting and took up a long distance running to get away from their families

[01:02]and lost some weight then that's a true death right there it's the death of what you love they say we die two times russell once when we die and once when all of our clothes are sold at the goodwill all right in 2024 friends decide to listen to every one of the greatest this resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music excoriated the order and led us to this podcast almost no research all opinions are our own unless you disagree please sit back and enjoy back did it better we are all the way up to album 106 and from 1994 this is live through this by a whole you know what i'm going to do is i'm going to put me in the left i'm going to put you guys in the right for that part so they want to hear what you were saying they can put in that right headphone they want to hear what i'm saying they can put in the left i'm going to amplify you guys it's gonna be great uh listen this is like listen guys listen we we started this podcast it's always tough right to get together the best episode ever for those people who are sitting in the

[02:02]basement pulling the old uh one headphone trick right how else will you know if a family member is coming and some of us you know some people don't have basements it's like it's the couch at night you know all the living room and you just have to turn on the sound machine so if anybody comes in you could have a second to hide and make sure the computer's sleeping because the monitor is so bright or whatever i mean that's just someone in a picture you haven't started putting down like bubble wrap in the hallway or anything you haven't started putting down like bubble wrap in the hallway or anything you haven't started putting down like bubble wrap in the hallway or anything you haven't started putting down like bubble wrap in the hallway or anything you haven't started like that to give you a warning a trap i'm putting down like tax so it's like a home alone situation but it's me jacking off in there my wife comes out she's like oh my god i get hit with a paint can that's the last thing i remember last night why are all these christmas ornaments by the by the window this is my jerk off room and i have to protect it why is there's this picture of buzz's girlfriend here what's going on okay so we've almost gotten to the part of the show so this might be a long episode buzz your

[03:03]girlfriend why is there a tarantula crawling around oh that's part of my thing actually that's something oh rob your fin doming movies by the way way too much time on uh fin dom stuff this week just to see what's going on no take us tubing we want to go on the boat sorry can't we're broke i'm not here yeah i can't buy gasoline but i am so turned on right now excuse me while i go get my bb gun all right why is there a nail in this step okay uh so same joke looping back always a good idea to loop back to the joke if you were to make an adult movie with rob stark in that role i bet you could get daniel stirred to play one of the wet bandits the wet bandits i forgot it's gonna be the wet band i mean they're calling cars all the great ones have one they do home alone porn parody i'm looking it up right now

[04:07]at the end of your dad's computer at oops why is there any purple home alone question mark and xx x miss parody i think that's the best we're gonna get right there we don't need any more clicking on this all the links are purple what by the way my sister's like i listened to that episode about you and and dad very unhappy about that did not like that you guys talking about that and i was like yeah i know but i what can i say i've sold my soul for one laugh from these guys listen let's just get right into it we don't have time uh if you heard what we were talking about that means i didn't edit any of it out uh so sorry um let's get right into it you know it's there's something about this podcast like when we started right it was pandemic time we were like and i know aaron aaron's shaking his head no no no and pandemic's been over for years i know aaron we get it flying around going to weddings all over the place and whatnot but um now you know it's

[05:03]kind of tougher because we have jobs and we have families and kids are getting older and we're still trying to find time to do this and the it's like i'm like it's my art mom i have to do it and she's like i heard you talking about jacking off to home alone and i'm like oh no it was a thing it wasn't to it it was like as part of it i get i can't actually can't explain it now and it only happened five minutes ago so all right so i'm looking at the time of the episode and it already says very long so that's not good okay so i'm gonna give you till the count of 10 till i pump your guts full of lead one two ten that is going for another episode where the episode is three times as long as the album itself that is uh that is aaron's method where he counts to 10 and then one two ten all right can't watch this can't think about any more jokes having to do with home alone and adult movies it's just you're gonna get in trouble sooner or later all right here we go welcome

[06:03]to k-rob k-r-o-b here's a little history of the show oh yeah i have these buddies yes we're pretty funny and we like music so we set a podcast is perfect so we decide to make it but it was a pandemic it doesn't seem like a good idea now lockdown's over and it's the weekend we have to make the show seems like it'll never end now i wake up

[07:07]this episode will be a mess well we made it i've got to edit ignore my family to do this so i learned this now i'm laughing each episode we think of something new we have good bits but i like our new shit there are some people out there who think we're funny too i tell the guys yes we need to improvise we're getting better now even russell cries yes wait what inside with you yes i like how the songs have now become a pep talk for us i'm like no we should still keep doing this

[08:09]keep it up it's gone from like us having anything to do with the show to us just being like we can do this still we can do this we're okay we're there we're with it we're doing a podcast for you jack so beck did it better the whole time all i could think about was rob's movie in the scene where he would have to steal like a hustler magazine or a penthouse magazine from the store and then he'd have to run from the cops like sliding on the ice like i'd slide in between people's legs and yeah immediately break through and fall in and then get arrested but it turns out i got too cold in the water and i die on the way there and then the rest of the movie is a dream think about it it's actually a pretty good movie okay yeah yeah fun times i i like to be i like to bring fun to these things um so uh like aaron aaron said earlier he's a big hole fan so let's get right into this album i've got three guys here who wish more songs on this album were about milk they love the shit i've got russell in minnesota russell how are you doing

[09:07]guys last night i wanted to be the birthday boy who ate the most cake i love this restaurant prepared sweets and cocktails so much it just turned into hate uh-oh sounds like that day went well i got in minneapolis matt how are you doing uh good but milk i don't know it kind of messes with my insides these days rob so i don't know if i want any more oh that's a good bit it's it's fun it's fun and it's a good excuse of like no i know i'm sorry i need special milk i need this lactose free milk but really guess what i like drinking regular milk and feeling sick as hell that's something i like i'm sick like that getting older absolutely rocks my body keeps coming up with new surprises things i never thought were possible thank you i really love it i've got aaron here who uh was telling us what a great home cook he was but it turns out he was saying he's a home cuck he he loves to watch people make love to his wife and i feel like i just did that joke like five weeks ago but it's still

[10:06]i think we've seen yeah i think we've heard that one i'm just really excited that we have another album on which i'm uniquely unqualified to comment so let's talk about it oh wait until you hear my list wait until you hear what my list is about you want to talk about something we're unqualified to talk about it's good now i will say it's about 104 of them in a row now isn't it aaron yeah yeah right if it wasn't wu-tang and love supreme i got nothing to say if you keep this up for about another 12 years you'll break cal ripken's consecutive games i should have been suspicious of aaron being a home cuck though when he showed me his cookbook and he said it was full of recipes all right let's get into the voicemail rest cp rest rest cps but they're not so great there's something there most of the time i don't know i don't think no think about rest

[11:04]we only do i'm like write it down i'm a beautiful mind on it i'm really thinking about it all right i think this is too long we think it's so sweet it's a jam who cares long episode that's giving a big thumbs up it's all just round singing the whole episode and uh previous time caller here this is complimentary movie goer guy say uh love it when you venture into the world of sports even if it's just very briefly and when you're able to do it and incorporate music it's just jackpot so um a few episodes ago you're talking about closer entry songs and i can't believe that no one picked up

[12:04]on this but isn't the ultimate closer entry song for a back in a better podcast host or listener the end of the monday night football song so every time the relief pitcher rolls a pitch that would be pretty good okay i mean every pitch i don't think our callers understand how music works in fucking baseball games right like they don't play a song after every pitch like it's a walkout song you're walking out so he wants him to walk out to this right now i mean that would be badass this would be badass that's pretty good just the idea that you do this like you're like monday night football or even like that nba round ball rock song like a different sport for baseball it would that would be kind of like fourth wall crumbling like so good i think that'd be excellent but our colors are definitely idiots this edmund diaz thing that matt mentioned has taken on another life too my brother is fully in like is just fully

[13:04]on board i'm now seeing three or four times a day i'm seeing something you know a pov i mean this stuff is a laster jack all i want is for this in october that's that's where i'm at too i just want to see him in october he's mentioning us on twitter as turning him on to it and we were we were talking about this before it really got big yeah but this voicemail guys made me think about you know we're a music podcast but we're also a bunch of real sport heads okay i mean we're real we're real ball heads we love ball we love talking ball we love playing sports so i was thinking to myself why don't i do a little educational list on the history of walkout music because our colors are so stupid they don't understand what a walkout song is okay i'm gonna give you a little history of the walkout music now i'm gonna tell you first of all what walkout music isn't a song that plays after every pitch what are you talking about honestly rob it's it sounds like one of those idiots who just plays a lot of fantasy baseball

[14:04]but doesn't know shit about the real game like they know a lot about looking at spreadsheets and cbs sports.com and stats but they probably don't know jack's squad about the real game they know what whip is but they don't own a glove one of those guys uh all right so it turns out the first ever that would be a great uh online dating headline for yourself right i know what whip is but i don't own a glove in 1972 there's a guy for the yankees named sparky lyle and they started bringing him in just to get the last couple outs and they said well he's my closeout man they've never used it was the kind of thing that ever existed so there was a the organ player named marty appell would come out and he was like the thing was that sparky lyle for the yankees and this was a bad yankees team he would get picked up from the outfield in a pinstripe datson in a car the bullpen car and get driven no but it was

[15:01]like an actual car it wasn't like the fun baseball shaped cart it was like the one in major league where he drives it to the woman's house and then takes up his cleats right russell's knowledge of sports is mostly major league shin pads off yeah we've already maybe this is the second part of the podcast she's swimming the 400 i am after we're done with these albums we might just do sports movies do the replacements unnecessary roughness major leagues one two and three don't forget hey hey hey hold on we're definitely not doing the replacements i mean who wants to talk any more about the replacements on this podcast that we already talked about it's so good it's so good maybe we could secretly take care of it so jean hackman it's great uh so this guy would come out and the organ player played a song that he thought was perfect for a closer because it was the end of something close out man listen to what the first closeout man it was crazy look at this listen first ever oh i like it i didn't like it i like it doesn't it yeah right you guys like wedding march isn't

[16:09]it so this is your wedding march song rob this is graduation but yes i was also played at my wedding because my wife had just graduated so that was something we tried to lock it up right away from trying to double up on the ceremony so i could save some money it's actually pretty smart and what's what's crazy nice on the organ so he hated it he hated it but there was a guy loser there was a guy playing baseball maybe i would rather know more about whip than actually own a glove if that's what these guys are gonna worry about he asked he asked the uh the organist to not play the organist to not play the organist to play it after a couple years but there was a minor leaguer in st louis at the time who heard that and thought it was a great walkout song in fact this guy played 300 games as a catcher with st louis and his name was randall mario pafo oh you guys know who that is i do know who randy pafo is and that's why starting in 1985 the macho man randy savage would walk out to pomp

[17:04]and circumstance to his wwe wrestling show i'm the tower of power too sweet to be sour funky like a yes oh no russell keep going i cannot get dinner ready at my house without saying wallace's dinner is ready and his dinner is ready can't do it i'm randy savage and i'm going to get into my jeep in florida and drive down the road and definitely not have a heart attack and die oh yeah i see those jealous eyes this is the greatest moment of my life why do we not know russell has such a great impression of this it's the best one i've ever heard it's the cream rises to the top oh yeah oh yeah get in my jeep gonna crash into a tree so he so he he heard this when he's playing the

[18:06]minors and he's like this needs to be my my entrance music when i become the macho man and one thing the macho man knows is that you don't play this after every pitch uh so then it turned out the same at the same time in 1972 the organist in chicago every time dick allen came up a batter she did the first uh walk-up music for batters and listen listen what she played on the organ this is badass whoa oh oh she's a great superstar you would hit a home run every time that is awesome that's a great song it sounds a little bit similar to the space odyssey we talked about this with the greatest timpani songs ever before

[19:01]remember rick blair used to come out to the space odyssey oh it's so good didn't he just wrestle again for the last time recently didn't he make a little yeah he did to be the man you gotta beat the man so then a couple i just want to pick up a couple other good i got more cars than most of y'all have friends now a couple other walkouts that i thought were good i just want to tell you there's a guy named derrick law who this was his walkout for the pitching and it's the clash version so i'm playing it oh no that's smart that's clever the only problem this was for derrick law i think he was with the a's maybe the problem is that when he played that music he had a 7.43 era and a 1.8 180 whip which i don't know what that means but what was what was his babbitt it could have just been bad luck

[20:02]how do you like my sports now my sports now brian and woodbury yeah the collar has a huge impact on my sports now brian and woodbury yeah the collar has a huge uh fantasy boner which is the only kind that you can get anymore hokumania is like a grain of sand in the sahara desert that is macho madness oh yeah so good oh my god never never stop how are you not married a million times over i don't get it like that should have been your bumble voice problem we were fucking around with all this stuff russell like you had that kind of macho man impression yeah no i've been seeing miss elizabeth on the side for many years she was she was into my macho man uh impressions oh god um i can only do andre the giant that's my only wrestler impression i can do never mind it's not as good as russell's russell is good at everything

[21:01]god damn it you want a peanut there's only one impression i can do brother and that's an impression russell won't do because he doesn't want to say that he's going over to fuck his friend's wife after eating a bunch of sujeet i always got confused about which friend it was or whose wife it was remember then andre adrian beltre the last one he was playing with the seattle mariners was out for four weeks with a severe bruised testicle oh and when he came back ken griffey told the guy that this was the song they had to play for his walkout oh no the nutcracker it's a good bit i like it it's a good bit and ken griffey jr said hey can we play this after every pitch and they're like no that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard say that was another so guys that was my walkout history list kind of five lists the top three list of rob's all time really good

[22:04]one of the best lists of the last three that was fantastic well and you might say oh gosh i can't believe they did their only list today that early uh uh no no we'll see hey but you know what it's not time for the list yet it's time for a roll and going oh it's it's it's time to see what everybody's up to it's time for roll it go oh yeah oh yeah uh aaron rolling going how's it going with you it's going it's going pretty well um i wanted our listeners to know that we're going to be doing a lot of music and we're going to be doing a lot of i mean it's it's up and down as usual it's a roller coaster of emotions it's like when i worked at the yo-yo rosie rosie rosie i hope all your ups and downs are in bed my friend thank you i like that i like those thoughts it's like when i had that job aaron working as an elevator guy it was up and down yeah that's where we're at ups and downs uh i've been listening to a lot of fun music lately i like the new i've been enjoying the new drinks

[23:02]the new danger mouse and black thought album is fun it's like a real throwback kind of a vibe your mouse's beats and black thought over those i think his cadence sometimes sounds too much the same but i like that uh on the downside i cut myself shaving today um and when i say i cut myself shaving i mean i i sliced one finger on each hand oh i don't know what the fuck happened but i was like in here just bleeding all over not on your face or your head no face and head are fine just sliced my thumb and my third finger on my left hand i don't know how how so that was great what's your setup are you doing a safety raise yeah i use a safety razor and i was i was trying like i usually use one hand as a guide hand while i'm shaving my head and i think i sliced it the guide hand i don't know anyway i got done i was bleeding all over and i was trying to get on a phone call for work so that was a bummer been listening you're shaving your head two minutes before you had to get on a phone call for work so you're just trying to squeeze it in real quick that's a good pickup man i was thinking

[24:02]how can i make fun of him for this you're that's exactly it it seems like maybe that wasn't the best timing right like i was like i got 20 minutes to shave my head and i'm like oh my god 20 minutes before this next meeting i could shave and i wasn't wasn't smart wasn't smart shaving and then you show up for the work meeting you have like a half shaved head you're bleeding all over yeah and they're like last week you were at the zoo and now this i mean fortunately it was just my fingers this time it's like edward scissorhands yeah why is your finger bleeding i was shaving my head oh okay normal stuff i'm glad you're my boss move on i am uh i think we've discussed that i switched from spotify to apple for streaming so the other night i was like oh it's like it's quiet outside we're gonna sit on the patio apple made a chill mix for me so i was like i'll put on the chill mix it was at least 75 jazz flute so i want our listeners to know that i'm still i'm still rocking the jazz flute yusuf latif his album detroit sounds really like that one uh there's a one i just started listening

[25:00]to by uh someone named lloyd mcneil who i did not know i really like the lloyd mcneil album so still doing the jazz i was i was wondering why you're drinking so much light blue and now i realize that last night you were listening to a chill playlist about with jazz flute then it's like i mean there's only one thing that that leads to finally uh today um i had a day and my my son was at kindergarten which is a whole other story kindergarten is exhausting guys and i mean are you homeschooling no i thought these kids were supposed to be tired when they get home he comes home no and he's like on 10 from the minute he gets home at three his new thing is he likes to play mario kart on his bike which is him and me riding our bikes in circles in the cul-de-sac and him saying dad which mario care character are you dad which mario care character is the clumsiest dad what's that thing where you go over the rainbow and then what happens yeah man oh so that that means that some kid in his kindergarten like plays religiously like mario kart right because i got yeah i've got

[26:00]that with like mike tyson's punch out now like so which character is before the sandman and what is sandman's favorite move okay did you know that and when you're placing uh the russian guy do you know that when there's a guy who takes a picture with his camera soda popinsky when when a guy takes a picture up over his right shoulder the camera that's when he's gonna punch did you know that dad i'm like no how the hell am i supposed to know that you know so these kids like they just talk is your kid going to school with russell like is russell one of his classmates because that sounds like a conversation i've had at media party with russell verbatim all these girls are trying to talk to us i'm like russell russell i've never seen anybody beat the sandman i can't believe it and then to celebrate when i beat mike tyson rob started doing the king hippo thing where his shorts would drop down below his waist then you hit him in the mouth every time those shorts go down right i'm currently doing the king hippo one arm up but ended on a good note

[27:02]today my lady had to go to the office today which she was not pleased about but it meant i was home alone all day so i did what what anybody does when they're home oh boy were you laying down or are you standing up were you laying down a little of both okay i made myself a tuna melt and i used the whole can of tuna for myself oh my god yes jesus christ a whole can of tuna can just for me nobody else no one's looking making a big mess it's a huge messy tuna melt it's all for me that's it that's what they call it though you're using technical that's two you're just using two regular slices of bread right like you don't have like a sub or a right right i mean i went and bought some tomatoes too so i had tomatoes and a whole can of tuna i toast the bread you know yeah that's that's the dream right there you're fucking life man like you don't have time you're stressed for time before your meeting and you're making a giant i mean i i just want you

[28:03]yeah because it's yeah do you know how long it takes to make a real good tuna melt that's what happened i mean i finished my tune well actually how long does it take my head to make a full to make a whole tuna melt how long does that process take you like 30 minutes oh my god so i want everybody right now everybody right now stop the podcast go to the beginning listen to all the stuff we talked about and then at this point aaron would be done with his tuna melt sandwich yeah think about that that's wild to me that is a long time longer to make than it is to eat it like you just then you just crush that thing that's great it's it's the exact amount of time someone who's bad at mike tyson's punch out takes to get through one round with glass that's unbelievable so you have me that'd be me so you're i mean because i can't we're talking like the can of cat food right that's how big that's all big regular size yeah how do you fit that onto one slice of bread that's one serving size you pile it up there man and then you smash it down oh my god that's so much tuna i know it's the it isn't that isn't i mean it's one can i'm one

[29:06]person isn't that the right amount no look at a can of tuna that can't be one serving there's no way that's like a full tuna i think it's like 2.5 yeah 2.5 that means that you need at least five pieces of bread to hold that much and you're trying to do it too aaron i did it man i'm telling you i'll make you one you come visit me you can speaking of sticking a whole tuna in there i was thinking about this the other day i had a bunch of chicken wings and i was like god damn a lot of chickens had to die for me to eat all these chicken wings you guys ever think about that yeah there's only two on each chicken right there's not like there's six on a chicken i know and then you get the real little ones and you're like how old were these and then i have that full gra you know and i'm like cheesy they just had to force feed so many geese for me to get this stuff and i feel terrible that i'm ordering it you know by the pound because i'm ordering it online illegally i just feel terrible it just eats

[30:04]me up inside russell yes sir russell do you know the difference between a piano and a fish i don't what is the difference you can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish that was a high heater that was a man's joke of the month so i had to play a little take that one to your nieces and nephews i thought it sounded like that maybe that should be played after a strikeout rob actually our callers might be geniuses that's so that's so so so smart to say well aaron that's an insane your your your string of stories are absolutely insane and i i can't usual stuff just usual stuff i can't get enough but to be honest i mostly think about russell's randy savage impression still uh matt rolling going how's it going with you uh good good couple things uh i got a list here my uh rolling going last week was pretty horrible pretty horrible so i thought i better at least come a little bit prepared today

[31:02]no no i mean this is good no yeah i made a list yeah and i remember it don't ask me what it was i i don't have time to get into it right now i definitely remember it uh two or three things here two weeks uh had some friends in town from maine they will never listen to this podcast i will never tell them about this podcast but it's just a reminder it's fun when people come into town and visit and you haven't seen them in a long time so i thoroughly look forward to our uh trip to las vegas this year which will be january 14th 2023 jay will be in town for the rest of the year in las vegas january 14th 2023 we'll see my magic mike dare we'll we'll figure out where we're staying mike and we'll let you know so unless he knows where a fuck fest is going on but if he could get us to one we would think about it he might be part of the friend group real quick we'll get him a shirt matt you had friends come into town did they stay at your house or in a hotel no they're uh two very successful people and so when they come into

[32:00]town they like airbnb a whole house for like two weeks kind of a thing and they're like oh my god oh you know they just they do it right they don't uh they don't impose anybody but had pizza at red wagon you know usually i'm a pizzeria lola guy in south minneapolis here i've had lola shout out to replacements guy who bought lola for me last time i was in minneapolis oh we got to talk about replacements again i thought we were sorry i gotta i gotta give you replacements guy seems like a good guy uh i'm starting to think aaron's only friends are on this podcast or the replacements guy yeah and a big can of tuna yeah or somebody they call little rosie i don't know i just i don't know why they call him nobody knows why he's taller than rosie so why do they call him little i don't know uh maybe it's in comparison i don't know maybe he'll magic mike can figure it out next time he comes to vegas with us little rose has been known to frequent the king's corner everybody on this podcast all of their friends listen and like participate except for mine i would argue that my friends are the least like i barely have i don't know what it is i think people i know listen to me talk i'm the most on this podcast and they're

[33:04]it's the weirdest it's the weirdest thing because you have just like the most random people right so a bunch of us got together because pete from st paul was moving out to michigan for a while and so we all got together and of course we sit there we come down you know it's summer right and we get paid dick for doing this thing so we have zero responsibility to anybody to actually put out a podcast every tuesday or whenever the couple comes out i don't know what day it comes out but all of a sudden joel from woodbury says oh so you guys took a little week off or something i heard the best of it it's like yeah joe we did you know fuck off the worst about having to take a week off is rob's the teacher rob has all this time to do it and then he took like four months of european vacations yeah to interrupt our recordings after just showing his speedo to the whole europe oh don't even get me started on that i was i was feeling good my speedo i was feeling like body positive and then i was diving in and

[34:01]my daughter took a picture of me like bending over in it and i was like oh my god i'm not and she showed me the picture and i i honestly wanted to just put stones in my speedo and walk into the ocean just walk as deep as i can and never come out when i saw this picture i was like oh my god like what is going on that thing was a little too skinny to hold any more stones and so i don't know if it would have like i make jokes about the gray stuff and everything but when you see a zoomed in photo that your daughter has taken and you actually see it you're like yeah this should not i should not be wearing a speedo uh another another note another note football high school football starts tomorrow in wisconsin high school football rules doesn't high school football does work yep it does roll so matt are you reffing again this year i know you've been a ref for a long time are you reffing reffing again yep friday night lights all that good stuff wow stuff so good for you man yep doing again um and then finally i got in my notes that i took a flight rob i took a flight oh holy shit i was you know you know i was so confident about where the button was

[35:03]and then i just totally blew it oh no i just i know i've doubly blown it are you standing up or are you laying down please russell have mercy on me i feel like you guys are celebrating this too much i don't think it's i'm not gonna lie like this feels like a bit we've started to drive into the ground but i every time i go on these flights i try to find different reasons to talk about something i don't know and i'm glad to come uh to come liven it up a little bit i was showing my kids a text chain where it's just us sending pictures to each other of our thumbs down when they don't let us watch movies during the announcements and my eight-year-old was like what is your problem like

[36:03]why are you doing this with friends i was like i don't know we think it's funny nobody else does they shouldn't interrupt the damn movie yeah it is there should be i mean there should really be something right like is it do we really need to know where the exits are anymore i mean when was the last time a plane crashed anywhere were you and i can tell you if the plane crashes you're not gonna get up and be like now i'll simply walk toward the exit like yeah oh geez i don't know where the exits are oh it might be behind me oh the good thing i noted that it might be behind me uh two things one i went down to this is a side note but i went down to palm springs florida which of course is home to mar-a-lago so of course i had to drive by just to see what the shit show was oh yeah it was it was pretty funny yeah but but palm springs is unbelievable you had your federal booty inspector shirt on so you were able to run in i'm sorry palm beach not palm springs palm beach but was in west palm beach florida and it was unbelievable that place is nuts

[37:03]just oozing rich people i don't know it's crazy but i think i found a new game to entertain myself when getting onto an airplane and that's to see if you can be the very last person onto the plane oh i love it love it like if you don't have to put up i mean like again like if you have a check bag you gotta i mean you're a carry-on bag that you have to put up top you can't play this game but if you're doing like a day trip or a you know one night where you got a bag that can go under your seat i try to put it on top of the plane and i'm like oh my god i'm gonna be like oh my god but there is a portion of society that it seems to be playing this game at all times because i was with there was three other guys and there's three other guys and everybody's lingering and it was like this chess match yeah yeah so the first time i like just look at each other i just went for it right and i'm like i got on that's there was like five or six people behind me and i think there's people that are like uh waiting on a seat or what are they called when they're in um

[38:03]waiting to see if you're gonna uh stand by yeah so there might be standby people but there's definitely this group of people and so the second time i'm like i'm gonna see what's going on with this so i start walking towards the gate and then i just veer off over to the left over here go around the pole and come back around again just to see i got two people there's still two more people behind me that are definitely playing the game oh my god that's my that's my my latest uh did you win though did you no nope i lost i lost both times trying to play the game and i'm like oh my god i'm gonna see what's going on with this game but it's now do you wait do you wait until they're saying like final boarding call or like you know since russell is not attached we need him to call up his uh flight attendant girlfriend again to figure out like i didn't think we were talking about that you know like the flight you know when is the last person on and if i mean maybe if we can talk maybe we should just bring her on the podcast ever again i totally forgot about that oh my god he's just going fucking

[39:03]and so i don't know like if i don't get up to there like if i check in am i good or like when do uh the standby people yeah or no when do the standby people get assigned a seat so like do they wait and they're like you know like if i've checked in but i'm not there do i risk losing my seat if i like absolutely wait to the last second game of chicken is this is a dangerous game my friend it is a dangerous game but i don't know so russell maybe you can call her up russell and just see if we can get her on yeah get this answer okay and we'll wait all right we'll wait we've got time i don't know if anyone else who's listening would be interested to hear that conversation but maybe another listener might want to hear how that goes yeah like what kind of familiar areas there like you know those sorts of things well manny from south st paul seems to love listening to all of russell's stories while he's in the shower yeah so i'm sure he would care so we have at least one other person can i tell you guys by the way how upset i was by the text we had a friend who said

[40:03]happy birthday russell you know blah blah all the stuff we say and then he said i love listening to your voice in the shower and i was like what the fuck i've never heard that once in my life that he likes listening to my voice in the shower listen to my voice wouldn't you love to listen to this in the shower like that is a voice you want to listen to this is a true announcer's voice i this is what you want to hear in the shower nice and deep i hear you so i don't know i'm gonna have to keep playing this game i'll let you know how it goes but i i don't know if i can completely risk it um to miss a flight i don't know if that's worth it so the game is almost a game of the airplane closeout man yeah yeah you're the airplane yeah you're the airplane closeout man when you're older are you gonna sit there and wish that you had not pushed it as far as you absolutely possibly can before getting on the plane absolutely not i mean like having to turn sideways to get through the door as they're closing it to run down that's what i want to see i want to see you like really i did i did i did when i was getting off the flight i was back in

[41:03]i'm walking to the airport and you know you walk by a bunch of other gates and there was a lady running up and it was 5 34 you could see it on the clock they have in there and she says and she's running up to the gate and you can see the other a plane backing out right and she's saying it's the flight's supposed to leave at 5 35 it's only 5 34 and so she had missed her flight you can see the plane like that'd be the worst thing as she ran by matt tipped her cap and is like wow that's brady of matt's of matt's airplane waiting she's like wow there's a line right there you just found it yeah i just found the line found the limit found the limits was she running through the at the airport like kevin mccallister's mom wondering what rob was probably doing at home with no parents around rob you're such a disease he's probably making a tuna sandwich with two cans of tuna oh can you imagine a sandwich with two cans of tuna that's exactly what i need in my life

[42:03]i'm just thinking about the wet bandits again i can't get enough of it so that was great uh rolling going russell how's it going with you rolling going things are going good i mentioned earlier it was my birthday the other day i know you guys uh happy birthday manny wished me happy birthday by saying he liked listening to my voice in the shower is a beautiful thing to hear so last night i went out uh for a dinner at a really cool restaurant in the minneapolis area it's called martina it's an argentinian restaurant really good food really good service and everything but at the end i went out and i was like oh my god i'm gonna go to a restaurant and i'm gonna go to a we were ordering a dessert and so we ordered this dessert and the person i was with the foodie that i was with said hey it's actually this person's russ's birthday they're like oh this is your birthday song so they didn't do a birthday song there was no happy happy birthday from us there was none of that i was i don't think it's the type of restaurant that would do that but when our dessert came out she brought us another dessert so there were two desserts so nice i was gonna ask you guys to see if you could tell which one was the real dessert and

[43:02]which one was the birthday dessert okay we're gonna play real dessert or birthday dessert with russell all right the first dessert is a is an argentinian pancake with banana dulce de leche and caramel okay and the second dessert was a raspberry sorbet with raspberries and chocolate cake crumble okay guys now let's let's talk about this as a group and i'm gonna tell you right now i cannot see russell by choice ordering a rat now we all know he loves the he loves the prince but what do you order a raspberry sorbet with chocolate cake chocolate cake i well see i but i don't know okay russell's gonna order the specialty of the house wherever he goes and it sounds like the argentinian yeah i was gonna say martina lyndon hills right isn't that where it's at russell you're right man yeah lyndon hills excellent little part of minneapolis i would have

[44:02]to say given your proclivity to try you know like what's the house specialty yeah what do these people do the best all that good stuff you probably asked the waiter what's your favorite dessert and you ordered the argentinian pancake that's what with the bananas that's what i'm guessing you went with was the argentinian pancake the real dessert final answer that is correct it was the real dessert you guys were right thank you that was almost 100 right with his analysis but uh the only part he got wrong was that i actually had it once with the flight attendant when i was there man so i actually oh you did so you knew all about it yeah jesus christ so much so you took the flight attendant there and then you took a different date to the same restaurant matt the flight attendant took me there oh there we go oh my god this is like we're building a dog house for russell's dog house right now this is like

[45:01]this is you're out in the wood we need the hammer the nails didn't we used to have a hammer and nails russell russell is living that rob lifestyle where he just says whatever he wants and then thinks about it later and regrets it but but i did i did immediately think of you guys when when they brought out the birthday dessert i immediately thought now i can see why rob's wife does the fake birthday thing out when they're out with dinner with friends the birthday dessert is great you should get the birthday dessert every time why not so you made it out of the house you made it to a restaurant you deserve the birthday dessert so next time russell you're gonna go and fake your birthday to get the birthday dessert i might i won't i won't do it at martina again because they might remember me for faking it the last time sir we talked to you about the bathroom and now the dessert thing come on so anyways after we were leaving and the the the we were heading back and immediately we were like well we should we could either call it a night or we could go we could chase the night a little bit go out and have some more fun tonight do it and so yeah

[46:02]random decided okay we're going to up down afterwards we're going to the bar the barcade in uptown where they've got all the pinball machines they've got all the older arcade games and like i walk in and immediately i'm so torn because they got all these games and it's so fun but i'm legit almost twice as old as everyone that was in there and it's such a weird feeling like being at like an 80s 90s type arcade thing with a bunch of 25 year old hipsters that i can't think are there like to be ironic when you're there like and thinking oh these were the games i grew up with you know what i'm saying oh yeah yeah you're playing x-men because it's fun and you never actually got to the end of it and you finally have money where you can do it they're there making a joke of playing as cyclops or whatever they don't take it as seriously as you do but anyways so we played a few games and i thought i'd share some of my favorite arcade games with you guys and then learn about what your favorite ones were absolutely so let's hear i like this i like some of the ones i immediately go put in 20 bucks i've got tokens for everything we got

[47:03]enough tokens to last us the whole night and you know what barcades are relatively inexpensive you can put in a coin or two coins and play a game for a while it's not it's not like you're getting ripped off for anything so the the games that really jumped out to me that i had to play the first one mortal combat test your life guys or not yes any fighting game i mean i was more i was more street fighter 2 than mortal combat but i like them both i'll tell you any game where you could do hit the buttons and punch a guy in the nuts i was all for it johnny cage all the way loved mortal combat yep any game where you can kind of compete by mashing buttons also yeah totally another fighting game that uh we played was the teenage mutant ninja turtles game do you guys remember that one this one was fantastic that was a great game that's a four-player one where you can play four players four players man i wonder who i should be should i be uh rafael with tiny teeny tiny weapons or should i be donatello with the world's longest weapon that i can hit anybody from from way away

[48:02]dummies of course i beat that one with some friends not that long like before covid but i i beat that one with some friends at a really barcade yes for real how long did how long did you have to play like did you have to keep bumping in coins for all right or what i think we did for yeah for about an hour or so i think maybe longer it is true as an adult you're like oh i would spend forty dollars on a night out easily so i'm gonna spend forty dollars just fucking winning the simpsons you know what i mean like i'm gonna get this done speaking of the simpsons i was gonna save this one but that was i think one of the worst games i've ever seen what it's essentially like the ninja turtles game where it's that you're moving forward and you're fighting but instead of having a stick or like a staff or whatever you call that and a sword and the size and all that all you have is if you're bart you're hitting people with a skateboard and if you're marge you're hitting them with a vacuum yeah the classic marge simpson vacuum cleaner that she's so well known for homer by the way also had his bowling ball in a bag that you could hit people with just to be clear

[49:02]oh i didn't yeah not that i'm a weird kid who went to the arcade like stole money out of his parents purse and then went to the arcade i didn't do that another game that i thought was fantastic nba jam were you guys big nba jam guys back in the day yes what an unbelievable up what a what a terrible time for me to have not added those nba jam sound clips i got rid of those just and the one time we're talking about nba jam yeah boom shakalaka i did have a i did have a make a mistake on the nba jam game we played uh the sonics versus the timberwolves i believe it was sean kemp and gary payton versus latener and chuck person yeah i believe it was correct kemp and payton is one of the best duo duos on the game and so we're playing but i immediately made a mistake and i put a bunch of coins in and i accidentally hit the third player button so all of a sudden my team had one guy who just stood there the whole time and so then i'd have to like occasionally use the joystick and move the other guy around but see i think you made a huge mistake by not being scott skiles doing the magic i mean scott skiles and shack

[50:02]because he was shack was not in the genesis versions they took him out for all those it was just the arcade was it kevin kevin johnson and charles barkley two at the same time that's a good one that's a good one yeah i'll never forget i had a i had a friend of mine uh actually sam was playing that game and he was playing at a welch village and we're he was he was playing it he was and he was using this special character named benjamin and i was like oh my god he's got a guy he's unlocked he's got a code because i know i'm sure you did big head mode wrestle right you held pass and held the controller up so you could play big head mode but he used benjamin and i said to him i go where what's the code to get benjamin he goes what are you talking about i said you have this special character benjamin it turned out he was playing with some guy on the hawks names benjamin and i was reading benjamin so then in classic guy fashion for approximately the next 12 years every time sam see me he would say oh benjamin to make fun of something i screwed up it's like i haven't seen for 10 years i see him and he's like benjamin oh my god thank you very

[51:03]much and then i was gonna give you guys one more and see if you had a favorite two of the all-time classics are you guys if you had to go donkey kong or mario brothers and you could only have one forever which one would you pick the regular mario brothers the original regular the first super mario brothers where you're like i just i don't know i'd go donkey kong from the orthodontist office well you wait for the orthodontist at an arcade game yeah donkey kong yes he had an arcade game at your orthodontist dude yeah dr langwith had an arcade game he had donkey kong in his waiting room in his office so what happened if he called you in and you were in the middle of a game you just had to stop just get up and go man that's it i'd be so mad yeah put on those fucking braces there's no records oh i was just about to get to a kill screen oh my god i can't yeah i you know what i'm gonna come up with one russell right now i'm gonna tell you joust if i could own an arcade game i would think about i used to play joust all the time it's the simplest game it's so stupid i couldn't get

[52:01]enough of it i loved it matt aaron do you guys have any favorites uh miss pac-man you know then we had one in college for a while that's right you did that was got pretty beat up because we played it so much but a miss pac-man i like that you can imagine a miss pac-man arcade in a college pod of like 12 college age guys would not cause an extreme amount of competition to the point of hurting friendships actually that wouldn't happen to me i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know never never my current favorites are galaga and street fighter because there's a place in oakland called arthur max that has a street fighter machine and then it also has a machine that has from one quarter you can choose from like 24 classic games and galaga is one of them and my son my son loves it he's all about it and we go and there's pizza and beer there and then you you can play three arcade games bring as many quarters as you can he loves street fighter he loves street fighter so we galaga we play together he does the the shooting and i do the steering and

[53:02]we've made it to level four so far so that that's probably pretty fun i would get so mad at my kid if they were shooting us here and i'd be like so last night uh to wrap up my role and go on i had to take out my phone and put one thing in my notepad while i was at the at the barcade at up down and it was i was sitting there and all of a sudden this guy came in a few games down from us and he started playing a game called slalom skiing and he played it for like a half hour and he was just by himself and i was like who is the guy who comes into a barcade by themselves at midnight and plays a slalom skiing game by themselves for like a half hour that's the guy that's comfortable that's the guy that's comfortable in his own skin right now he's just doing i just need some solid skiing to get me through the night you know russell i've been searching my memory banks about who could be coming in and playing slalom at midnight at the arcade and i wonder if it's ingemar stenmark and of course we all know stenmark was the number one position of great skiers who was from joseo in sweden i think if i

[54:03]remember right he was born in like 1956 and grew up in tanabe and a lot of people including that little box at the top of google that's usually actually wrong consider him one of the greatest alpine skiers of all time so maybe that's you think he's the one who was at barcade it would be like if you were playing street fighter at midnight and blanca came in right next to you and started playing like he's hitting the button so fast he's electrifying himself yeah russell's looking around for chun li i wonder if chun li is going to come in is rob rolling going how's it going with you okay i i'm just going to show you this picture real quick there's no need for us to talk about this very much i want to show you have you seen what papa john's now papa john pizza of course is in my mind used to be good okay and i know because they had the garlic butter the garlic and i realized i think it was just the garlic butter i think i just like the garlic butter there's nothing else about it i like because i've ordered it twice yeah since this whole thing with him being the garlic butter i think it was just the garlic butter it turns out papa john schnatter not a great guy okay in fact no very very bad some different

[55:02]views on life no he's bad there's not different views he's extraordinarily bad his the pizza has is terrible now it's absolutely the worst pizza and to solve this problem papa john's has decided to come out with new pizza bowls are you looking at this picture that i'm sharing right now look at this what it is it's a bowl it's like a burrito bowl right except it's pizza so it gets rid of the crust okay like a microwave dinner yeah looks look it up folks that's weird now i'm going to tell you right now you have to eat one of these okay otherwise uh russell's going to come over and stare in your window all night long which one of these would you get i can do that regardless of whether you eat the papa john's what are our options here which one of these flavors are you going for and again this is pizza no crust it's just the sauce the meats the veggies crust and melted cheese in a bowl i'm going to go with the italian meats true you get the italian meats trio chicken alfredo or gargin veggie i'm gonna do i'm gonna do chicken alfredo when you check out oh god

[56:05]erin's ordering a papa john's chicken alfredo we should we should make a bet and if you lose you have to order one of these and look at the delivery person in the face when they bring it to you you're gonna look them in the eye yeah thank you for bringing me this papa john's bowl i really appreciate it i'm so excited to try this no i don't know how long this dairy product has been sitting in there would you temperature zone rob if that if that uh papa what's his name papa john papa john pizza delivery person came would you slide the money out through the little hole in the in the door like kevin mccallister did keep the change you filthy animal hey do you think do you think there's a about the album is there a papa john's in vegas when we're there january uh january 14th 2023 losing my mind can we order delivery to whatever hotel rooms can you imagine going to

[57:00]see at the link vegas going to vegas and eating papa john's just all of us just snacking on a delicious chicken alfredo bowl we just look at each other and say oh we should all go we did go to applebee's the one night oh you did i missed that okay never mind i have definitely eaten some regrettable pizza at pub in las vegas but not papa john's live through this the album by hole of course fronted music famously by courtney love who was married to kirk obain of nirvana this is their second album so hole is kind of interesting band they actually started out as like hard hardcore punk the second album this one got a little bit more melodic and they kind of got a little bit more success and then their next one that had the hit song you heard earlier for celebrity skin on it they went super kind of pop punk and got even more popular and she kind of talks about actually the song about how she has to clean up the sound to get more and more people to listen to her but basically hole was started by courtney love and eric erdlitz in the guitar player and the i think the biggest thing with this album right is that we have courtney love who is a lightning rod of a figure

[58:04]anyway like i remember just in the 90s you just hear stories about her just being like you know she was she was addicted to heroin at the time that she was having uh francis their kid she did an interview in vanity fair about it how she was still doing drugs while they had the baby that got her in huge trouble francis has actually been taken out of her custody a number of times i don't know how many times she's been taken out of her custody so i don't know how many times she's been taken out of her custody so i don't know how many times she's been taken out of her custody uh somebody being addicted to heroin or something terrible happening and courtney love seems to be at the center of all of this but at the same time i think she also got a lot of hate because people you know because she was a woman who was doing music and they wanted to somehow blame her for what happened with kurt cobain uh and and so i think that she kind of unfairly got maligned and she thinks this too and and all of this is mixed in the music when i turned on this album i was expecting to end it and i was expecting to end it and i was expecting to end it and i was absolutely hate it because in my mind growing up in the 90s you just didn't like courtney love like that's what the way it was and then when i heard it i thought there were some parts of this album that really i thought were absolutely fantastic um but what's i mean what's crazy about

[59:05]this album is we have kurt cobain dying two weeks before the release we have the bass player dying from the same thing from an well not the same thing from an overdose two weeks after the album is related so this whole album is just bookended by um absolute tragedy and you can hear i mean when you listen to this you hear somebody going through the album and you're like oh my god through the struggles of addiction. She's talking a lot about motherhood in this. She's talking about, you'll hear milk referenced a number of times. A lot of people think it's not only mother's milk, but she's talking about addiction and how it's similar to the baby wanting milk and her wanting heroin, stuff like that. And really what we find out is that this was just, she got a seven record deal at the record company with a million dollar advance. That's how big everyone thought Courtney Love and Hole was going to be. Like this was supposed to be the next big band taking off. I mean, it's crazy. So let's get into pretty big for a while. Right. I mean, they were all over MTV for a while, but huge, but I was, I guess it fizzled fairly quickly, but I think a lot of that

[60:01]too was just, I mean, I mean, how much is that as controversy and how much of that do I think it's controversy? Because I've been told not to like Courtney Love by the media. I don't know. It's tough. You know, we, we can get into it a little bit and I, I will say this upfront that I really, really, really liked this album, but I really did a deep dive after, you know, for whatever reason, I've heard the lyrics on this album. I don't usually listen to a lot of great lyrics. You should look them up. There's some great lyrics. There's some deep stuff. I mean, she talks about, you know, did she ask for it? And did she ask it again? You know, kind of, yeah, that one, that one, that's something killer. I mean, like you think, you think about that and you're like, Oh fuck, you know, Holy cow. But I try to think about this too. Like if, and I don't want to have the discussion throughout the, the, while we're listening to the music, if she didn't marry Kurt Cobain, if she didn't marry Courtney Love, if she didn't marry Courtney Love, if she didn't marry Kurt Cobain, is she as popular and is Hole as popular because of Nirvana? And I don't want to discredit Hole or Courtney Love or anything like that, but this is what I was thinking about the whole time. And I don't know the answer to this and it's hard for me to

[61:03]tell. So I don't know if you guys got any insight to it, but it's hard for me to think she's got this crazy life. If you read her bio, I mean, even like growing up and who her dad was, her dad was a roadie for the Grateful Dead for all these times, you know, and all of this, I mean, there's just a background, you know, to come to where she's at. She's a, a huge figure that's got this awesome life. And I, you know, I don't know. I don't know if there's popular, if she, if she's not attached to Nirvana the way she is, but that's what I'm trying to figure out. I think it's a valid question, right? I think that part of it is that it helped her definitely because people who knew, knew she was, but I do think a lot of it colored people from listening to it, like instantly not liking it, kind of a Yoko Ono type effect where you like, you look back and you're like, Oh, that was super sexist and wrong. But on the other hand, I mean, the stuff I'm going to talk about here, she's done a lot of terrible stuff. Like she is not the best person. So I, I just don't know how to feel about all this. I was just going to say, I felt a lot differently

[62:02]after looking at how she grew up. I mean, she was basically, she was a foster kid for like, you know, a couple of years in her late teens, things like that. Like she had a weird growing up situation. It's, it's kind of like, um, who did back, back to black. Amy Winehouse. I mean, it's kind of like Amy Winehouse right. Where we have this narrative from growing up during that time. And then when you actually look back with a little bit of empathy and maturity, you're like, Oh, this is gross. Doesn't this is totally different than what I thought. And it does feel super gross. I think that's perfect to talk about, but I'm going to say this. There's a lot of all, there's a lot of female led punk bands. There's no female led punk bands that are as big as whole. Like it's something to think about. Why are they such a massive band? Maybe it has to do with how good this music is. Listen to this Violet. Yeah, this is a great opening track. This is a song about him, about her. I'm sorry, Courtney Love dating Billy Corgan from Smashing Pumpkins. I heard she said that, uh, the song was about him being a jerk. And then she later said she

[63:06]hexed him and now he was losing his hair. I was wondering if Aaron, if a girl ever hexed you. I mean, possibly I, if they did, they should call it. Yeah. If you hex me and made me lose my hair, I'm back. Let's hear what happened. Yeah. I would say that it might've been that homeschool girl that you met in middle school. Oh, that's right. Oh yeah. It might've been the homeschool. Didn't she wear like a sack to the dance or something? That's how I remember. I don't think I treated her too bad. I would say somebody is very slowly hexing me. I've noticed more and more. I got a haircut the other day and my barber held up a mirror in the back and I go, Oh no. And he was like, Oh what? And I said, Oh no, the haircut's great. It's me. I mean, the top is balding. The bottom of the back of my head looks like a roll of hot dogs that you pull out of the fridge. Like it's not, it's not great. So the next song is about what we hope happens if a giant meteoroid comes miss world. This is the first single off the album talking about her substance abuse issues,

[64:07]abuse issues. I see this feels like a, like a single song or like one of those like early nineties indie movies. Like this is what it'd be on, you know? So this is as much softer than what they kind of grew up with, what their first album was, but I could see where they'd put this out as the first song. How many years after exile in Guyville are we? Because I thought of Liz so much listening to this album. What? Uh, this came out in 94. This is 94. I mean, I'm, I have to think she must've listened to exile in Guyville of 93. So they're actually contemporaries. Okay. Interesting. That's interesting. I mean, I did think, and I did think mad about the point why do we know more or less about a certain band? I mean, like I, I didn't really know Liz fair until we did the list. Yeah. Uh, and obviously the people at Rolling Stone did, and many people did. Um, but I obviously knew Courtney love and hold because if you were 12

[65:05]in 1992, that was a huge thing that happened and you paid attention and the line lady was really sick. Red lipstick was playing like loud guitar. I mean, yeah. Yeah. And then you knew of her. Yeah. And what was Kurt Loder's thoughts on the whole thing? That's what I was thinking. That's what I was, I was interested in. I guys, I'm a loader head from way back. I can't get enough Kurt Loder. I don't know. I was more of a Serena all chill guy, but she was on channel one news first. So what the fuck are you talking about? I don't have time. We don't have time to go back. That's Rosie's left field take of the week. This is, this is a plumper guitar sound too. Like a little chunkier at the bottom. I love the guitar hook on this one. Great distortion. Like I, some, some of the lyrics on these songs were a bit, a bit deep and a bit heavy for me, but the guitar riff on this one was fantastic. So she's talking here about how the, how Francis

[66:02]Bean was taken away from her right after she was born and how everybody thought she was bad, a bad parent and what she was going through. And I mean, it's a, it's a shit show of a song. This is crazy. Aaron, I got a question for you. I mean, as we listen to these songs, is there more than five different notes being sung? I mean, like it feels like that was like one or two. And then like, she's got the really loud, you know, aggressive it's, it's singing. It's not yelling. It's singing, you know, it's definitely a skill and all that, but like, is that all like one note? And is that, I mean, kind of, it would be hard to do for sure. Like, I don't think anybody could, and I, I would, I'd be interested to hear her try to do it now because this is not something you can do for your whole life. I think she's 58 now or something like that. Yeah. Because like, it's not easy to do, but it does, you know, it's a limited kind of range in those two, two different ranges. She released an album like 2019. It'd be kind of interesting to hear what she sounds like

[67:00]now with that song. Yeah, we should listen to it. It sounds like she has an ugly, but useful voice, right? Aaron and Ubu. A hundred percent. Yeah, absolutely, man. Like this stuff works and it, and it, yeah. You know who, you know, you know, who doesn't have a, an Ubu voice? Who? Expect the unexpected in the kingdom of the madness. Macho man. I'm telling you, this episode. One perfect sound. This episode is a boon for those people who love Hole and Macho Man Randy Savage. So actually, probably anybody our age come to think of it. Pretty much just the four of us on this podcast. It's pretty much it. It's Andy's shower of guaranteed. Reached the Venn diagram. Asking for it. This is a song where she, basically she would, she would, she saw herself like have all these terrible things happen to her in concert. When she would jump into the crowd and she saw when she came back out, she was still smiling. So she's kind of reflecting on herself of like, Oh my God, I'm putting up with all this shit. Like how it's just, it says she basically would go crowd surfing and people just start

[68:04]ripping her clothes off and her shoes off and everything. And like just aggressive guy stuff. It was pretty sad. And Matt already said it. It's the, it's such a perfect line. If she was asking for it, she would have asked twice. Yeah. It just. It's so, I don't know, especially as somebody with daughters, it's just like so powerful to hear her talking about this and you can hear the pain that she's feeling with all this. Now this one, Jennifer's body, it's ostensibly about somebody who's keeping somebody below their bed, like in a box. But a lot of people think that it might be about how we see women as individual parts rather than whole people. So pretty deep, man. I mean, you know. It's. Russell, do another Macho Man impression. The lightness of the mood, please. But also the driving kind of, I mean, the more sort of drawing on the sort of more anthemic

[69:02]pieces of punk where you've got a melody. You know, I think, I think they're making the music work for what they're trying to say too. I think it's hook driven. And I think this album is volume driven too. There's a lot of changes in intensity in the volume with these. Well, and it sounds bad. And I, I've tried to do as much research as I can. It feels like it's heavily influenced by Nirvana. I don't want to say that, but you don't want to say it, but everything I read says that, yeah, you know, she heard four or five songs up. Nevermind, you know, while she was doing this album and you hear Nevermind come into this all the time, we're going to have tons of albums that are influenced by Nevermind. You know what I mean? Like it's a seminal album. And she was living it, right? She was like, she was living with him when it was. When it was happening. So it was a true point. Good point. And maybe, maybe Nevermind was influenced by her ideas too. Like you don't know how much they were sharing ideas back and forth when they were together.

[70:00]I, you know, I don't know much about that. You guys are smart. Doll parts. So this was based. This is such a great song. This is a great one. This is, uh, went all the way up to number four. Uh, it's one of their most popular songs. It's a poem. It kind of started as a poem that she wrote about Kurt Cobain, about dating her and how, like, how can you find me attractive? So it kicks in. It's great. I read something that was like, you know, when she wrote this song, they were dating. When she recorded it, they were married. And when it was released, he was dead. Like it's, it's a wild trip for Korky Love. Yeah. Total whirlwind. And cute macho man. All right. I mean, there's nothing we can say, man. This is a deep, heavy album. Credit in the straight world. This is actually a cover. By the Young Marble Giants. Young Marble Giants? Yeah. It sounds like a band I would be into, actually. It's not like they might be Young Marble? Like we know for sure they're Young Marble Giants?

[71:01]They are for sure Young Marble Giants. Okay. But isn't it, isn't it like an Irish band or something? I don't know. A Scottish band? I honestly, I, there was a 50-50 chance Aaron was going to be like, oh yeah, I love Young Marble Giants. They're my favorite band. I think they're so great. No, that one, that one scooped me. I don't know that one. Softer? Softest? This is the part of the Home Alone movie where Rob's family all comes home and there's like 18 people in the room and he immediately loses interest in what he was doing before. Home, not alone. Oh, God. This is called. Oh, she's talking about the local guy. Yeah, this is about P-Girl. And she said when she played it for MTV Unplugged, she said that this is about the girl that always smells like pee in your class. And she had to clarify it later and say, I'm not talking about P-Girl. I'm talking about Tabitha Soren, the woman who works for MTV that I hate. That's not what P-Girl's about, which is such a great bit to be like, it's definitely not about Tabitha Soren. It is a lot like that parody Twitter account I ran for a little bit called Not A Serial

[72:05]Killer, where I found people that look like serial killers online. And then I would say they're not a serial killer until they got mad. So I want to say when I did that, I was like 36 with two kids. I think the bit is they don't understand it. They don't get it. They're not. And I'm like, you're not a serial killer. And they're like, well, you can't say that. I'm like, well, you're not. So please don't say that you are because you're definitely not. Those aren't the eyes of somebody who has lost all love of life. You guys, this is definitely not a bad podcast. No, it is not. This episode is definitely not a huge bummer. Softer, softest. No, I'm sorry. That's what we just played. She walks on. She walks on me. It's not about Tabitha Soren. It's not about. And she said that this is about that one girl in high school who dresses like you to try to be cool. She's copying everything you do.

[73:00]This is one of those albums that musically, I mean, it's hard to get away from the persona, her story, what she's saying in the lyrics. But musically, it is one of those albums that is looking backward and forward at the same time. It's situated perfectly between punk and alternative and where alternative was going. Totally. This one was a little bit harsh, a little bit too hard for me to listen to. It reminded me of whatever the remember the last song on Nirvana's album, the one that it just got a little bit loud, a little too loud for me. And maybe now that I've had another birthday, I'm in too old. This this song got a little loud for me. So a lot of people think that this song is about Cat Belgian, who was from the band Babes in Toyland because they were friends. They had a band together called Pagan Babies, and they were known to dress very similar. And then they got, of course, like so many things. They got in a huge fight. And so a lot of people think that that song is about her. But she was in what song? What band did I say she was in? Babes in Toyland. Babes in Toyland.

[74:00]Of course, the Russell and Rob go out wearing the same speedo at the beach. Then they have a hard time getting together after that. What friends? Babes in Toyland, of course, is a classic Minneapolis band that is known to be part of the Riot Grrrl movement, which made me think, I don't know what the Riot Grrrl movement is. Let's do a list about the Riot Grrrl. Holy shit. Wow. Let's fucking do this. It's a list. I read Courtney Love spent a little time in Minneapolis. So just like Lizzo was in Minneapolis for like a hot minute. You know, I think we can claim Courtney Love is our own, right? Well, I mean, she did a lot of the writing this album for the in utero sessions, which, you know, were recorded down by where I grew up. Cannon Falls. There you go. So this is a list. I want to teach you a little bit about the Riot Grrrl scene, which is basically all girl punk bands. And often they would change bands. They would kind of jump around. A lot of them. Music wasn't the biggest thing that they could play the instruments, but they were kind of hardcore. Like girls are power. We can do these things to stop all these awful things happening at rock shows.

[75:00]And we're going to sing songs about all these things that happen to women, sexual violence. We're going to talk about how much we hate war. You know, it was like these kind of like, I think now we wouldn't even think twice about it. But then seeing these, it was like these super empowered women who are going to tell you about it with their song. And the most famous band of all is called Bikini Kill. This is Bikini Kill with Rebel Girl. This is nice. I don't know this song. And so this is the kind of music called Riot Grrrl, which is G-R-R-R-L. You're going to look it up. One more time. G-Riot and then G-R-R-R-L. I sound like a pirate. The lead singer of that band is Kathleen Hanna. Now, does that name ring a bell for anybody? Courtney Love fans out there? It does not. Who is it? That is who Courtney Love punched in the face at Lollapalooza and threw lit cigarettes at in 1995. And it turns out that she had dated Kurt Cobain.

[76:02]And at one point when they were living together, she spray painted a little phrase on his bedroom wall. And the lead singer for Bikini Kill is the one who spray painted Smells Like Teen Spirit and got him to call the song that. Because this Riot Grrrl movement comes out of Washington, you know, the same place as grunge. It's kind of a response to the. It's not a response, but it's kind of along with the grunge movement. Babes in Toyland, the band we were just talking about from Minneapolis with Cat Bellen that is was with Courtney. And then they had a big fight. This was a person who hooked up with a bartender and said, hey, can you play drums? And he said, no. And she said, OK, you're in my band. And they got discovered by Sonic Youth and then went out on tour with Sonic Youth. Eventually ended up on Lollapalooza, the cover of Entertainment Weekly. And they were even mentioned on Roseanne, which is how, you know, you made it in the 90s. Babes in Toyland, Sweet 69. They're a Minneapolis band. I'm curious, Aaron and Matt, you've gone to a lot of local shows in Minneapolis.

[77:02]Who are some of the greatest Minneapolis bands ever? There's this little band called Seafarer that's out of Minneapolis. Good Instagram follow. I was playing with Moombato a lot. So this Moombato band. Another good Instagram follow. We got to go. Go see. You know, I don't know if I can name a lot of the local scene. I'm not really into the local scene all that much. I got more into the local. I mean, I was really into the Minneapolis hip hop scene for a while. So ID and Abilities, obviously Atmosphere, High Respects. Obviously. Musab. Those were the ones I would like, that I would see the most. But no, I didn't know. I didn't know the Minneapolis rock scene as well as some of our listeners might. Hoosker Do, obviously. People like. You know, I think if you were going to make a list of top Minneapolis bands, Hoosker Do would be there, The Replacements, any version of Prince. A lot of these are a little bit before us, right? In condition.

[78:00]Yeah. I would tell you about the Minneapolis Rob scene, which is where I try to order a pizza bowl at Papa John's. They don't have them yet. And I make a giant scene at the one on Lindale. So if you want to come see the Minneapolis Rob scene, feel free. There was a band I really loved in Minneapolis that I saw. At the Pizzaluce block party a couple of times called the Red Pens. I don't know if they ever really got anywhere, but I like the Red Pens a lot. But that was a while ago. Hey, Rob, I think I know why Aaron doesn't like Papa John's pizza. And I think it's because he's more of a Little Caesars guy because he likes the Bigfoot. I like it hot and ready. I just want a hot and ready. That's all. This is the most 1990s show ever. If you just brought up the Bigfoot pizza. Remember when that thing came out in the end? Because they were like, it's a Bigfoot. It's a Bigfoot pizza. It's they're basically like, it's fucking huge. And I remember seeing that ad and being like, Jesus Christ, I got to get that pizza. It's so big. Like my that advertising totally worked on me.

[79:00]I was like, I got to get this Bigfoot pizza. Like I could eat more pizza with it. It's a Bigfoot. And then I remember it got delivered and it wasn't in the normal pizza box. It was like in a huge, long rectangle box. And you'd be like, fuck. Yeah, it's so big. It's unbelievable. And it had the Bigfoot pizza. It had a big bag over it, too. It wasn't just like a box that you would open, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. They wanted to keep it hot. And it's like, what would associate something with tasting good? Oh, yeah. Bigfoot. A classically delicious, good smelling creature. I mean, I watched Harry and the Hendersons. You know, his dick smelled terrible. You know, he had the smelliest dick you've ever seen ever. There's so much hair. Yeah. Okay. So back to the Riot Girls list where I'm teaching you guys about Riot Girl bands. Appreciate the list. Next, we have Bratmobile, who famously was not that great at playing their instruments with Cool Schmool. This is kind of their groove.

[80:01]And I heard this and I was like, this reminds me of a band I see in TikTok all the time, which is Wet Leg with their hit Shade On. Wet Leg. Excuse me. What? I think this is Ween. We might be wrong. We might have the wrong band written down. I think it's Ween. So then I did some research on Wet Leg. They've got two songs and they've got like six million downloads each, six million streams on YouTube. And all they have are two songs. They don't have an album. They don't have anything. Which leads people to believe that this band is, they think it's an industry plant. They think that it's just like a fake band by the record company that's made to sell things because there's no album. There's no. So when they change this list up again in two years and we have to start over. How many of these albums are going to be TikToks that we're, oh my God. Oh my God. I love you guys. Rob's going to be in his element. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you. Well, the good news is they're only like a minute long, right?

[81:01]I mean, so we can fly through them all. Yeah. Well, our episodes will only be an hour long instead of three like tonight. Next up, we have Slater Kinney with Dig Me Out. I do know Slater Kinney a little bit. Slater Kinney, yeah. Slater Kinney. I didn't realize this. It's girlfriends at the time, Korn Tucker and Carrie Brownstein. Carrie Brownstein is famous now, in my mind, for being the co-star on Portlandia. And she's the guitar player in Slater Kinney on this song and is one of the queens of Riot Girl music. Riot Girl. I mean, listen to that. I like the vocals on this one. Technically, this last band is not a Riot Girl band, but they were definitely inspired by them coming out at the same time in the 90s. One of my favorite bands of all time, and I haven't talked about them enough, the Donnas and all-girl bands would take it off. And you can hear this is a big studio album, right? Yes. You can hear just the difference in quality.

[82:01]Do yourself a favor. Look up the Donnas on Spotify. Listen to them. Love them. Fantastic. 1,000% inspired by the Riot Girl movement. Guys, that was a top two list of the night, I would say. Good work. I appreciate it. Thank you for taking us through that. Oh, yeah. Later, I'm going to do a list of all my pseudo-sexual moments in Home Alone. I mean, the sled going through the door. Aaron, think about it. Just think about it. I think about it every time. It's the only thing that works on me. All right. I feel like I'm in my... What? Go for it. You feel like you're in your what? Well, I feel like I had this conversation freshman year with a certain mutual acquaintance of ours about... Was it Lord of the Flies or something? I was like, no, but when the plane goes up through the clouds, it's like a sexual metaphor. And I was like, do I have to do this? Is this what it takes just to take two hits of weed?

[83:00]I have to listen to your theories and your literature? And I got to drink a Lipton iced tea with you? I had to listen to so much Ravi Shankar for that same reason. It's like, well, he's got it. I guess we're listening to Ravi Shankar. Yes. Goodness. Now, ironically, this song is about how the Riot Grrrl movement ultimately failed and wasn't effective in Courtney Love's mind. So she was a female punk singer from Washington who was actively against the Riot Grrrl movement. Like, you cannot stop with her. It's just like you're in the spin cycle with her constantly. It's like you're throwing down a huge 360 jam and you're Russell. Now, Russell, I got to ask you this. You're playing NBA Jam. What is your date doing? You said you had an extra player. Why don't they just come in and play the extra player? What? What? I don't understand. What's your date doing while you're playing NBA Jam? Are they?

[84:00]He had three players. So they had the two player. They had three player. Yeah. Yeah. It's not a solo act this night, right? The flight attendant didn't show up. So they invited the slalom guy. Russell was trying to be inclusive. To be fair, Matt, I think the flight attendant was going to be there, but they played this game called Last Person. On the plane. So let me get this straight. You were playing against your date in NBA Jam. Yeah, absolutely. That's the only way to do it. Russell, I got to ask. Who won NBA Jam? He just laughs. Like you need to ask. If I found out later that he lost. Oh, my God. I'm never going to stop talking about it. Gutless. Oh, no. Shit. Fuck. Oh, my God. Rock star. Now, this song originally was called Olympia. They made the art for the album. They came out with the sleeve. They changed the last song. She does do that little squeak in her voice when she's kind of on that breaking point.

[85:04]I like that. That's not easy to do. They changed the last song on this. The song was called Olympia, but they had printed it out already as Rockstar. So they just changed the name of the song, which I was like, yeah, you can do it. I wondered about that because she doesn't reference Rockstar at all. But it's the same thing. It's against. Talk about this Kathleen Hanna and Bikini Kill. How much she hates the movement of it. So it's just wild. I do love any song about where someone grew up. I love. I love this one. I love On My Block by Scarface. Country Roads. Country Roads. A friend of ours who grew up in Hayward, Wisconsin wrote a song called I Grew Up in Hayward. Anybody who's writing songs about where they grew up. I'm here for all of them. I'm trying to give a joke to that. I can't even think of one. There's no joke. It's just good. It's a good trope. And very popular. Beck did it better. Rating system. Listen. Aaron, we just listened to the whole album.

[86:02]All right. The whole album? A whole album. A whole album? A whole album. No skips? The whole album? Well, I think Skip might have been the bass player. So here's the thing. Is there any replacements in there? No, no replacements. The whole album. No. No filler? Who? Album? All killer. No filler. Listen. This is 106 on our list. Okay. Courtney Love. Whole. Huge part of our lives growing up. Very controversial figure. What's going on? We're all over the place. Maybe some of us can't remember stuff we talked about earlier. Not a big deal. Okay. Is this 106 the perfect place to slot the whole album? We think it's great there. Okay. We think no. Is 106 the perfect? It's the perfect place to fill this hole with this whole album. Oh, my God. You're filling a hole with a hole? I mean, that's like now my brain is broken. I'm going inside out. Fixing a hole where the rain gets in.

[87:00]I mean, if you put a hole in a hole, it's just more hole. Guys, it's crazy. The hole in a hole is the perfect amount of hole. That is a rolling well-toned. Okay. If that hole gets full of dirt. Okay. And how much dirt is in the hole? There's none. It's a hole. Think about that. That's how I met the Sphinx. Okay. The Sphinx came up and said, I have a riddle for you. And I was like, okay, let me open up my Google. And they're like, what walks on two legs, four legs as a child? And I'm like, it's a person with a cane. They're like, oh. And now you get their gold. What's up with that? What did you get with the Sphinx? Did you get their gold? Or did you get to kiss them? The Sphinx was a woman, right? As cat woman, you could think about kissing the Sphinx. Now, if you kiss the Sphinx, Aaron, and I'm going to move on, I promise. Would you put your hands like this? Just like the Sphinx? You know? Kind of under like this? Sphinx pose. Yeah. New Sphinx pose. Oh, yeah. Kissing the Sphinx like a Sphinx? Meet the Sphinx where the Sphinx is, right? I'm asking if it's a girl because I've heard of Sphinx her. So, or like that joke, is it a rolling groan?

[88:01]It's incredible how far off girls you can go in such a short period of time. 105 should not be there. This album was not that good. Or is this a rolling bone? This album, we should have heard it earlier. Okay. We could have heard it at 90. We could have heard it at 89. Or we could have heard it before they built those pyramids. And that's sexy, sexy Sphinx. So, think about that. Russell, what do you think? Rolling well-toned, rolling bone, or rolling groan whole live through this? Actually, I don't really remember listening to this a lot growing up. As a grunge album, I know Matt was probably a little more into some of these bands than I was growing up. But I enjoyed it more than I thought I was going to. I think you're right, Rob. You talked about kind of what is the narrative on Courtney Love from a media perspective. So, I actually like the album more than I thought. I thought I would. I thought the guitar riffs were awesome. I thought Courtney Love's use of her voice is just kind of one of a kind, right? You hear it now and I would know immediately, oh, wow, that's a Courtney Love song. But for me, some of the lyrics and some of the message for the music just got a little too dark and too deep for me.

[89:03]And it's just not really what I'm looking for if I'm going to re-listen to a lot of music. So, for me, I'm going to say it's a slightly rolling groan, but I did enjoy it more than I thought I would. Great album. You've got to admit, if you had a co-worker next to you and all they did is listen to this whole album every day, you'd be like, hmm, I probably have to talk to this person. Like, something's going on. Matt, rolling well-toned, rolling boned, or rolling groan? And just picture working next to all of us in a cubicle. We're all just looking at each other. Cubicle? Cubicle? In a cubicle. I'm going to preface this by saying I really like this album. I will probably listen to it again. I did not. It wasn't on my radar early in life kind of a thing. I'm trying to figure out. I'm trying to figure. I'm trying to figure out if I have some sort of biases and if that's why. And I'm up to debate if anybody wants to, any of the Becker heads want to debate me about this at some other point. But I look at 1994 when this album came out. And again, we're running late, but stick with me here.

[90:01]1994 was, to me, like the epitome of music. I was 13 years old. This is like when you first start listening to things. And so when this album came out, other albums that came out in 1994 that I don't think are on the list, if they're on the list, they're way. They're way down the list. We got Super Unknown by Soundgarden, Dookie by Green Day, Weezer by Weezer. You know, you got Illmatic, Ready to Die, Ill Communication. You got Purple by Stone Temple Pilots, I think is way better. Bitology by Pearl Jam. I'm just looking at a few of these other ones. Smash by the Offspring. There is a million albums that came out at this time that I love way better than this album. If you have 10 by Pearl Jam is number 160. That's ahead of this. I don't think that's right. If you've got Siamese Dream, that's at 341. That's ahead of this album. I don't think that's right, personally. So for these reasons, I mean, I think this is rolling groans.

[91:00]I mean, it should be higher. It should be lower on the list. So I think you got to fill in the hole somewhere. There's a hole. That makes sense. The Sphinx part. Do you remember that? Sphinx part. Hole in the bucket where the rain comes in. There's 32 stones on a red mountain. It's teeth. I just looked it up on Google. That was the goal. You started playing those. What did you call your list? What was your list? Riot Girl. The Riot Girl stuff. I mean, all of those albums. This is better than those. I just don't know. I don't know if I know enough about it. I'm going to say it's rolling groan. Should be lower on the list. It should definitely be in the top 500. But I think there's so many more albums from 1994, let alone like the grunge era. That should be ahead of this album. Man, that was well thought out and brilliant. And I feel terrible. I have to edit so much of it out because we're running long. Okay. Because actually we've made some pretty good points about the Sphinx and the riddles. And so a lot of people are like, oh, more on that, more on that, less about the album. But okay. So here's the deal. You need to ask Aaron. You need to ask Rosie.

[92:00]Yeah, I was just about to say, guys, here's the deal. One more riddle. Who cuts his hand while shaving his head? We're running long, Rosie, so you don't get to answer. You don't even think it's your favorite. Rolling well-toned, rolling bone, or rolling groan? Yeah, first of all, I never had listened to this album start to finish. I don't think I knew. I don't think I knew many of the songs outside of Doll Parts. But it was really fun to listen to an album from 1994, from when we were that age, when this was what was on MTV. I really enjoyed the whole sound of it. And it all takes me back. So anytime we get into that groove, I enjoy it. Matt makes some great points. The other stuff that came out this time and other albums from that genre, it's hard to argue. But I really enjoyed it. And Rob made a good point about the Sphinx. And Rob made a great point about the Sphinx. The Sphinx. And if I were to talk to a Sphinx and say, this is the 106th greatest album of all time, I would tell the Sphinx that I think it's rolling well-toned. I think it fits where it is. I think it's important to listen to.

[93:00]And musically, I think it holds up. I think there's some great moments on here. So I'm going to call it rolling well-toned. Aaron, you guys are just so good. Seriously, you're so smart. And I got to say, Aaron, if you did say that to the Sphinx, they would probably say back to you, ah, a kiss for me you want to give? Here's a riddle for you. You cut me and you cry. What am I? And Aaron's like, fingers. Aaron's like an onion. Blah, blah, blah. Get over here. Blah, blah, blah. Another great riddle. I like onions. I'm a real riddle head. I don't know. Listen, you guys are correct. And honestly, Aaron kind of said exactly what I was going to say. So actually, this week, you guys are kind of correct. This is a rolling maturation. This is another great album that came out when basically I was getting all of my news from MTV News and seeing it totally through the lens of, you know, kind of like what we would probably consider now as like a conservative media where it's like, oh, no, you know, these crazy things are happening with these rock stars. Oh, think of the children. And I just have never thought Hole was any good.

[94:01]But I love Celebrity Skin. It's a great song. But I had never heard this album. I had this opinion about what Hole was. And to go back and to listen to this with like my more mature, fresh ears, it was an absolute joy. I thought it was great. I mean, it's, you know, it's just such a huge. You don't realize what a huge part of your life that is until you go back and like, oh, I remember every minute of this. Like they're talking about this. I'm like, oh, yeah, I just it's a big part of what's going on. So it's a it's a delightful but morbid surprise, right? Yeah, totally. Yes, I agree. That's perfect, Russell. So listen, next up, guys, we finally get to hear the song I've been waiting for for so long on this list. Oh, next up by television, Marky Moon by television. But you're just too lazy to look it up online.

[95:05]I want to hear from guys who chat and then they get off track. I've got the perfect for you, Jack. I mean, that's Sphinx level stuff there. So I was Googling Riot Girl and I accidentally came across Rob's adult home alone movie. And there is this scene where there's a bearded man who looks like old man Marley and he's carrying a shovel that he's using to fill in Rob's hole. And after he saves Rob from the wet bandits with an elbow drop, he said, I'm the macho man, Randy Savage, and I'm the minor league leader and wins above replacement. And you're not. Actually, that music works. I got to get. It's a great close around song. Perfection. Perfection.