Janet Jackson: Control (1986)

[00:00]in 2020 four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums as decided by

[00:04]rolling stone magazine this resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music excoriated the

[00:09]order and led us to making this podcast we are far from experts we promise to do almost no research

[00:13]all opinions are our own unless you disagree please sit back and enjoy becca did it better

[00:20]we're up to album oh my god i typed in 11 in my notes it's 111 but i saw 11 and i panicked i was

[00:26]like no am i in some sort of nightmare time loop here and from 1986 this is control by ms jackson

[00:35]janet if you're nasty you know sometimes i think that maybe we're not uh using this podcast to

[00:42]make enough money so i've decided to devote the part of this podcast where we do a song

[00:46]this is totally about making money um so if you listen close you might hear some subtle

[00:51]product placement okay let's do it what's up everybody welcome to

[00:55]camera

[00:56]i've decided to use this portion of the show to advertise things from our red bubble store

[01:01]i got a red bubble and type in beck did it better to search and these are some of my favorite

[01:05]products with the beck did it better logo on it we've got socks we've got masks we've got mugs

[01:10]we've got an apron how about a mini skirt shower curtain we've got a shower

[01:15]mats we've got a poster we've got a debate all these things that when people say oh what is that

[01:21]you will need to explain that you still listen to the podcast and pray that they don't oh

[01:25]oh

[01:25]oh yeah

[01:26]you know it's good it starts with shirty

[01:34]mouse have a comforter for your bed it's only 130

[01:38]it's a place where you can shop

[01:45]yeah we sell a crop top oh

[01:50]guess who set it up

[01:55]get a bag for your laptop

[01:57]i realize now i i meant to put online store where she sings control and i forgot

[02:03]whoops

[02:04]get a coffee mug i'll try to fill it in here

[02:09]get some leggings we'll cover for your duvet

[02:18]there's all that crap they make i'm gonna store you can buy an acrylic block

[02:25]online store or get some back to the better socks online store if there's something you can't see

[02:33]online store you can always email me

[02:37]when you want to hear about the greatest albums of all time that felt dirty just doing that

[02:43]i'll tell you what we have sold two items believe it or not

[02:49]you purchased her didn't purchase they were used back to the better side

[02:55]you guys know you know me no we really have i was blown away welcome everybody this is back to a

[03:03]better uh i'm here with some guys or whatever but i listen i was blown away by the fact that we had

[03:07]sold a greeting card and then what else did we sell god we sold something and it blew my mind i

[03:15]was like are you serious somebody actually i mean if the if the duvet cover goes that's obviously

[03:21]going to be someone who russell's taking home for sure can you imagine russell you

[03:25]show up oh my god and she's like she's like so tell me more about this pocket it's like well we

[03:31]do have bed and she's like wait a minute i just bought a bed hang on you call them bed covers how

[03:37]old are you aren't you a 47 year old man you call them bed cover you want to come back to my can you

[03:43]imagine she's like come back to my place and you didn't know and then she's like oh this is my new

[03:46]duvet cover and it says back to the better and you're like what do i do do i tell her or not

[03:51]so old you're still using a mouse pad

[03:55]who uses a mouse pad anymore i don't even need those well no but man don't say that during the

[04:02]episode where we're selling our crap can you imagine that at least the woman would know when

[04:06]russ is making love to her wearing his noise canceling the headphones what he's listening to

[04:10]you know what i mean like she looks around the room and it's all beck did a better gear

[04:13]she's looking at him the best about it rob is i've got those mirrors on my ceiling so if she

[04:19]can see it she can see the back did a better design from any any position she can't miss it

[04:24]this will never there's nowhere in the room where she won't be able to see that did better

[04:29]rob's right god and then what if you were with a woman who used to date back and she actually

[04:36]tells you like i'm sorry beck did it better like that would be that would be the ultimate

[04:40]i think the ultimate would be if the person i brought home was leonardo dicaprio and he was

[04:44]wearing noise canceling headphones and listening to the podcast while we were on

[04:48]the bed cover and then he asked you how old you are and you're like well i'm sorry i'm actually

[04:53]i know i look

[04:54]25 but you know what guys i was worried that we haven't been together in like three weeks that we

[04:59]had lost our magic uh we still 100 got it we are starting out right away i mean look at this

[05:05]imagine russ you bring your date home she rips off your beck did it better lightweight sweatshirt

[05:10]for 39 dollars and 10 cents underneath you are wearing a beck did it better tank top for 22 32

[05:17]yes mini skirt size russian dolla beck did it better merchandise she tells you i'm gonna get

[05:23]something more comfortable

[05:24]she comes out wearing beck did it better leggings with the repeated logo yes over a under a beck did

[05:29]it better mini skirt you fluff up your beck did it better pillows and say to her oh let me get out my

[05:35]computer for my beck did it better laptop sleeve and then you have a poster i mean that's pretty

[05:40]boring a poster and then when she's leaving in a couple hours you can pay her out of your beck did

[05:45]it better wallet that you got now be fair i don't think they actually have a beck did it better

[05:50]wallet now they do have a pin look at these socks go up there's a there's a phone wallet

[05:54]oh my god right there russell rob can you go up to the very top for the red bubble

[06:00]store i gotta say these hats here are very low quality hats i have to say i judge people if

[06:08]they have low quality baseball hat like you know like those i don't even know it's like a canvas

[06:13]type material it's not like a a baseball type hat it's not like some sort of stretch thing it's just

[06:18]like the cheapest hat you can get if i see people wearing like a cheap you know i don't even know

[06:24]would call that material but if i see those types of hats i definitely judge now can i tell you i

[06:28]personally set up every one of these items and decided what they look like and a lot of them i

[06:32]did just put up because i thought they were funny for example the dad hat there's a hat up here

[06:36]it's just called the dad i was gonna buy one for man you could definitely wear that going fly

[06:41]fishing that looks like a hat you wear fly fishing yeah i do think though one of the funniest things

[06:46]is i do love the beck did a better backpack the little kid onesie but there's also an apron like

[06:52]guys what oh

[06:54]somebody that you respect them more than getting them a beck did a better apron a podcast by four

[06:59]guys for somebody let's face it you're gonna give it to your wife she's gonna be the kitchen wearing

[07:03]your podcast apron oh my god that's so great or or maybe russell's date comes downstairs

[07:10]the smell of eggs bacon waffles wafting to her nose she looks and what is russell wearing

[07:17]nothing but the beck did a better apron oh oh come on now

[07:24]well there is 91 days till christmas rob so all these things make a perfect christmas gift for

[07:29]people wouldn't they i i did notice rob that the socks only come in pairs they don't come in singles

[07:34]i don't know what that means john from rice lake will be disappointed about that

[07:42]listen if you want me to make a separate one i can just make whatever you guys want to so tell

[07:47]me but we have sold two things uh we have decided that all the money that we sell from these that

[07:52]is going to charity aaron you have picked out a charity do you want to tell us about it real quick

[07:55]sure i chose the save the music foundation which uh goes a long way to uh help help children learn

[08:02]music in school so it's a we're a music podcast we're for the children so the save the music

[08:07]organization i checked them out they are a uh highly rated charity uh they do work all across

[08:12]the united states in in the service of music education well do they do real music or just

[08:18]bullshit with computers that anyone could do like are there

[08:22]guitars or drums or anything yes they yes they they provide lessons for kids and instruments as

[08:27]i don't know their website says it's bullshit music with just computers and shit so i don't

[08:31]know i like it i think it's really good um so yeah go check out the store and we know you're

[08:36]not going to we know you're not but whatever just humorous say buy somebody for christmas

[08:41]then the money goes to charity or so i mean i've never heard of this red bubble right red

[08:46]and then bubble like bubble gum yes i'm gonna say our our t public this is a very boring story but

[08:52]public beck did a better store has been reinstated due to some emails sent by me saying that i'm very

[08:57]upset with them or uh we don't want to do business with them get rid of well but so what they did is

[09:02]that they reinstated our store but there's absolutely no way to search for beck did a

[09:06]better merch if you put in beck did a better into the search it takes you to shirts that aren't at

[09:09]ours it will not show ours so i have officially abandoned the t uh the t public site even though

[09:14]there was some cool stuff on there uh if you can hustle you can maybe find it but the red bubble

[09:18]has i mean guys a miniskirt if i see somebody wearing a beck did a better

[09:22]miniskirt my life will be made okay and i don't even care who it is aaron think about it okay so

[09:26]just maybe i'm in my birthday is coming up i think i'd look in the minute what if i did what if i

[09:32]showed up in new york wearing a beck did a better miniskirt where would we go where did you take me

[09:37]first oh i've got well i think that would call for us going to a nice drag brunch in the morning

[09:42]we would head down and see a drag brunch and then i would take you back to my house because it turns

[09:47]out i made 10 bets on various football games that you didn't know about when you showed up and i

[09:52]have to find out only that i've broken even i've broken totally even on the day and essentially

[09:57]wasted my time and money so listen i got three guys here i've got matt in minneapolis matt how

[10:02]are you doing today uh good my phone just buzzed me and said uh it's time for bed so you know i'm

[10:09]doing great right now doing great energy uh i've got matt i've got russell in minnesota russell how

[10:15]are you doing today this is a podcast about control my control control of what i say control of when i

[10:22]in this episode i'm gonna do it my way my way my way i was gonna say i love that song by old blue

[10:31]eyes another guy with a famously huge hog i love those stories then again oh yeah apparently he was

[10:38]like tiny guy what was his what was his uh somebody in the biography about him said that he was like

[10:43]98 pounds and like five of those were just dick

[10:46]like

[10:46]unlike my life where we have a

[10:52]we have a text chain among friends where they two bad parts of this they emailed out these

[10:57]vegetarian sausages that were these little short gray and they looked those looked pretty awful

[11:02]they looked awful and somebody sent it out saying oh this is rob's penis and you know what the worst

[11:06]part is it literally looked exactly like my penis i was blown away they're like these short

[11:12]post those on instagram or not yes i'm going to actually these short little stubby gray things

[11:16]they looked exactly like an uncircumcised penis it was it was blew my mind

[11:22]but what's the deal with those like you're the package is supposed to lay flat right but it's

[11:26]like they stored them in a they stored them vertically and like vertically so you could

[11:29]display them and everything just kind of shrunk down not cold enough either like i don't think

[11:34]the storage there is is right i wouldn't eat those i mean it's not meat so what does it matter

[11:39]yeah i don't know imagine being able to store it vertically anymore i mean i'm so old

[11:44]but so that would that's going to be my like i realize now this is kind of my legacy this podcast

[11:50]and and all this crap we're going to fill up landfills with that we're selling that's my

[11:54]legacy and it's just going to be me talking about how weird and small my penis is so that's great

[11:58]unlike frank sinatra who famously huge dong and i've got aaron out in california now aaron just

[12:04]admitted something to us earlier he said turns out he's colorblind and he's shocked because the

[12:09]diagnosis it came right out of the red aaron how are you doing oh just like this album cover rob

[12:14]let's let's let's wait a while before we go too far

[12:17]what

[12:18]what

[12:19]what

[12:19]what

[12:19]what

[12:20]You do one song, I'd hear about abstinence there.

[12:22]It's like, I better zero in on that one.

[12:24]That one struck a bit of a chord

[12:26]for my Bumble and online dating days.

[12:28]Listen, let's get into the voicemail.

[12:33]I just called to say...

[12:38]You're so stupid.

[12:39]You can kiss my ass.

[12:40]God, our listeners are dumb shits.

[12:42]They're just the dumbest of the dumb.

[12:43]God, our listeners are dumb shits.

[12:44]Just the dumbest of the dumb.

[12:46]Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb shit listeners.

[12:49]Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb shit listeners.

[12:52]You think only dumb music is made on the computer.

[12:55]Hey guys, Matt from New York.

[12:59]Just a few weeks ago, Rob went over to Ireland

[13:03]and if you recall, he came back

[13:05]sounding real whiny and scared

[13:07]about the driving conditions over there.

[13:10]So a fellow downloader and I

[13:14]decided to investigate.

[13:15]Oh my God, Russell, you know about this?

[13:16]I headed over and

[13:18]you know what?

[13:19]Rob's actually really smart.

[13:21]It is completely terrifying.

[13:23]We got in not one, but

[13:25]two trips in the first three days

[13:27]of trying to avoid these rally car racers

[13:31]through the

[13:31]country field.

[13:34]And yeah,

[13:36]just absolutely insane.

[13:38]Relatedly,

[13:41]well there,

[13:42]over in Belfast,

[13:43]we had a night out

[13:45]with a few too many

[13:47]baby Guinnesses,

[13:49]which if you don't know what I'm talking about,

[13:51]you should look it up.

[13:52]They're the cutest drink you've ever seen.

[13:54]But anyway, we had a few

[13:56]of these and got a little frisky at a Belfast pub

[14:00]and within about four seconds had a bouncer come

[14:05]and tell us to stop

[14:08]or that we would be given the boot immediately.

[14:11]So question here is middle-aged adult PDA.

[14:15]What do we think?

[14:17]Oh, that kind of frisky.

[14:20]I thought you guys were like joining the IRA.

[14:22]I get it.

[14:23]- Jesus Christ.

[14:25]- I don't know.

[14:25]- Yes, okay.

[14:28]So you're definitely wrong.

[14:28]- Had a few too many Guinnesses.

[14:29]- Our listeners are not running guns.

[14:31]- Yeah, yeah.

[14:32]- What?

[14:34]- We joined Sinn Fein and I don't know.

[14:35]Things really took a turn.

[14:37]- So clarifying,

[14:39]Matt from New York and his buddy,

[14:43]they were getting a little frisky together.

[14:45]Like they were having a good time.

[14:46]So they were slapping each other.

[14:47]On the back.

[14:48]- Yeah, I don't know.

[14:49]- Things like that.

[14:50]- All these people are going out with their roommates

[14:50]and having a great time, man.

[14:52]I don't know.

[14:53]We, I'm missing out.

[14:54]I'm not having any fun with my roommate.

[14:55]I can tell you that right now.

[14:56]- But the question was, was PDA.

[15:00]What are your thoughts?

[15:01]That's the ultimate question, right?

[15:02]- Middle-aged PDA.

[15:04]- Yeah.

[15:05]- I got to say.

[15:06]- Like among buddies or like among?

[15:08]- I'm assuming the downloader is a female friend of his.

[15:12]Knowing that.

[15:13]- Is that what downloader means?

[15:14]- Downloaders are females.

[15:16]- I don't know. - What?

[15:17]- I don't know. - I don't know.

[15:17]- I don't understand.

[15:18]- What?

[15:19]- Now I feel, now I feel stupid.

[15:20]- Yeah.

[15:21]- Matt, if your view goes a certain way on this,

[15:23]I could meet you at a public park

[15:24]within the next five minutes.

[15:25]- Oh my God.

[15:26]How about a rest stop?

[15:27]I heard that's pretty private.

[15:29]- I was actually, I once went out with a lady a few times

[15:33]and I met on one of the online dating sites

[15:35]and she was very much, she said very much,

[15:37]"I'm a public display of affection person."

[15:40]And I said, "Well, I am really not."

[15:42]- What?

[15:43]- I remember at one point we had a disagreement

[15:44]and this didn't happen, but I said like, for example,

[15:47]never hold a woman's hand walking through a Home Depot.

[15:49]I've told you guys this, right?

[15:51]- No, no, it's not.

[15:51]- Like I'm not a hand holder.

[15:52]- Wait, is it just Home Depot or is it other?

[15:55]- Any sort of like big box retailer.

[15:58]- The mall is fine, Target's fine, but not Home Depot.

[16:02]- Any sort of big box or like big building retailer,

[16:05]like if the sun is out,

[16:06]there cannot be any hand holding of out.

[16:08]- If the sun is out.

[16:09]- Can I write this down on my list

[16:10]of least surprising things I've ever heard?

[16:12]Ah, yes, number one.

[16:13]Russell does not want to hold hands

[16:14]with somebody out in public.

[16:15]What a huge shock.

[16:17]- No, it's only if the sun is out

[16:18]and it's like in a huge public place.

[16:22]- So you want to get like,

[16:24]so I'm going to assume right now

[16:26]that you think making out with somebody at a bar,

[16:28]like middle-aged person at a bar is wrong, Russell.

[16:30]- Oh, I would be horrified.

[16:31]I, there's no way.

[16:32]- See, that's what I was going to go with.

[16:33]That was going to be my line.

[16:35]Like, you know, a little hugging, snuggling up,

[16:37]maybe a little pat on the ass, right?

[16:39]That's fine.

[16:40]But like when tongue starts coming out,

[16:41]I think that's just a little bit too far.

[16:43]- That's when you got to take it

[16:44]to the single stall bathroom that they have there.

[16:46]- Right.

[16:47]- You know.

[16:47]- Yeah.

[16:48]- I think if tongue comes out in any form or fashion,

[16:51]that's the time.

[16:51]- Any type of it.

[16:53]- So I think that's actually a good idea, man.

[16:55]I think, I think making,

[16:56]so you think public display of affection is okay

[16:59]as long as there's no tongue.

[17:01]I like that.

[17:01]I think that's a good-

[17:02]- That's the line.

[17:03]That's my line.

[17:04]- And is that for everyone

[17:05]or is it specifically middle-aged?

[17:06]I mean, is there an age scale or not?

[17:09]- I think-

[17:09]- That's the other question.

[17:10]- I think when you're young,

[17:11]I think when you're young,

[17:12]I mean, Aaron, just imagine,

[17:13]I just want you to imagine this.

[17:15]Making out with somebody.

[17:17]- Sounds good.

[17:17]- Who's not your wife.

[17:18]- Sounds good.

[17:19]- I mean, unbelievable.

[17:20]I can't believe you said that.

[17:21]That sounds good.

[17:22]You sicko.

[17:23]- Nice try.

[17:24]Nice try.

[17:25]- Usually if you're at a pub.

[17:26]- Right.

[17:27]- Like this guy and his-

[17:28]- Downloader.

[17:29]- I'm still baffled that downloaders are females.

[17:31]I just didn't put that together.

[17:33]- I never caught that before.

[17:34]- Our miniskirts are flying off the shelves.

[17:36]- Usually if you're there,

[17:37]I mean, you're half in the bag, right?

[17:39]If not fully in the bag.

[17:41]- All the way.

[17:42]- And it's just not a good display anyways

[17:45]when you're drunk and getting,

[17:46]getting after yourself.

[17:47]- Yeah, and I don't like watching

[17:48]from the other side of the pub.

[17:50]Watching, watching.

[17:51]- I want to be watching right up close, right Rob?

[17:54]- Yeah.

[17:55]- I mean, my general feeling is like any kind of making out

[17:58]like, you know, nice work if you can get it.

[17:59]And if, you know, if people don't want to see it,

[18:01]they don't have to look.

[18:02]But my concern-

[18:03]- That's true.

[18:04]- My concern here is Rob is showing us the ingredients,

[18:07]the recipe for this baby Guinness.

[18:10]And it's two ounces of coffee flavored liqueur

[18:13]and a half an ounce of Irish cream liqueur.

[18:15]There's gotta be a point where like,

[18:16]you just don't feel good.

[18:18]Like I'd be concerned about someone just yakking on someone.

[18:20]- Rob's belly is grumbling just thinking about that.

[18:24]- I mean, if you're all hopped up on those,

[18:26]I'm concerned about how everybody's feeling.

[18:28]- I mean, at that point,

[18:29]you just point that out to the balancer.

[18:30]You're like, look, this is what I'm drinking.

[18:31]I need to make out now because when I go home,

[18:34]I mean, I'm going to have insane diarrhea

[18:37]and we're in a, we're in a, we're in a hospital.

[18:39]- Explosive?

[18:40]Would it be an explosive?

[18:41]- We're in a small, I hope.

[18:43]It would be mind bending.

[18:44]- Mind bending?

[18:46]- Yeah.

[18:47]- I'd come out drinking a Gatorade.

[18:49]It'd be crazy.

[18:50]- Electrolytes.

[18:53]I need those electrolytes.

[18:54]Bring them back.

[18:55]- And you know, that's the time where you got the hotel

[18:57]that was so fancy.

[18:58]It's like a barn door on the bathroom, you know?

[19:00]- The barn doors are the worst.

[19:02]I ran into another one in Nashville this last week.

[19:04]It's the worst.

[19:05]- Oh no, honey, I'm just dumping some old water

[19:06]down into the toilet, you know?

[19:08]Big excuse.

[19:10]Yeah.

[19:12]- Turn the shower on.

[19:13]Yeah.

[19:14]- The old,

[19:16]why did you take a 25 minute shower?

[19:19]Well, really it was only about a three minute shower.

[19:21]I got to say, I thought a baby Guinness was just,

[19:24]he was drinking Guinnesses that were small.

[19:25]- I thought so too.

[19:26]- And instead it was two ounces of coffee

[19:28]and a half Irish cream.

[19:30]- I just, yeah.

[19:31]I figured it was just the size of Guinness

[19:32]that they give to children.

[19:33]Like it was just like.

[19:34]- You know, I spend a lot of time in pubs there

[19:35]and I would just get the cider and the whiskey.

[19:37]Like this is, seems like you're kind of,

[19:39]I mean, honestly, this kind of seems

[19:40]like a baby shower drink.

[19:42]- Well, if he was in Belfast, yeah, yeah.

[19:46]- If he was in Belfast, that's Northern Ireland, right?

[19:48]So, I mean, he might as,

[19:49]might be just different up in Northern Ireland.

[19:51]I don't know.

[19:52]- Jenny went in classic Jenny fashion.

[19:53]She went up there and went to the Titanic museum

[19:55]and it was like, oh my God, it's so great.

[19:57]They have a hotel.

[19:58]We should stay there.

[19:59]I was like, she loves depressing shit.

[20:01]It's her favorite thing is to be depressed about things.

[20:04]I think that's why she married me, honestly.

[20:05]So, so let's get this straight, Matt.

[20:11]- That's the best jokey man all day.

[20:13]- Matt's line is no tongue, Russell's line.

[20:16]Russell's line is any contact in a public place whatsoever.

[20:18]So that's.

[20:19]- It's out, especially big box stores.

[20:22]- Especially Home Depot, especially major retailers.

[20:26]- What if it's like stuff for your,

[20:28]what if it bed, bath, beyond, same thing?

[20:30]- Same thing, big box, it's out.

[20:32]- Target?

[20:33]- Out, it's out.

[20:34]- I'm begging you to stop saying big box stores.

[20:36]I have used all my willpower.

[20:38]I really have.

[20:39]Please.

[20:41]- Hello.

[20:43]- Also, I want to say guys, how's.

[20:44]- I'm a big box.

[20:46]- You're a classic dad.

[20:47]How stressed would you be crashing a rental car three times?

[20:49]- Three times?

[20:51]- Yeah, how bad, well, how bad of a driver are you?

[20:53]- I don't know, like three crashes, right?

[20:55]Like after the second one, you switch drivers or what?

[20:58]- And I, and I, the only reason I can say this,

[21:00]the only reason I can say this,

[21:01]'cause I spent four days hammering an Audi eight

[21:05]all the way through that countryside

[21:06]and not one scratch or anything.

[21:08]So I can, so I can confidently.

[21:10]- You did it.

[21:11]- Come after this listener and their downloader,

[21:14]who's a female, it's still crazy.

[21:16]It's still mind blowing.

[21:17]- If the downloader, and I'm gonna edit this out.

[21:19]This is just for you guys.

[21:20]It's just a little secret treat.

[21:22]If this downloader, it just, you can call back in, okay?

[21:25]You don't have to say anything,

[21:27]but if the downloader was driving

[21:28]for maybe the majority of those accidents,

[21:30]just call back in and just cough.

[21:31]Just cough into the phone and we'll know.

[21:34]And then tap three, clap three times.

[21:36]- That's right.

[21:37]- You don't have to say anything.

[21:38]You don't, you don't go on the record, but we'll know.

[21:40]It's not it at all.

[21:41]Rolling going, Aaron, how's it going with you?

[21:43]- Oh, it's going great.

[21:44]You guys, it's been so long since,

[21:45]since we last spoke.

[21:47]So the last time we talked was on a Friday night

[21:49]and a lot's happened since then,

[21:51]but on the Saturday after we spoke the last time,

[21:55]that Saturday was my lucky day.

[21:57]It was absolutely my lucky day.

[21:58]- Wow. - You guys wanna hear?

[21:59]- Oh boy.

[21:59]- Do you wanna hear how my lucky day went?

[22:01]- Go ahead, Aaron.

[22:02]We're just gonna play this.

[22:03]- Okay.

[22:04]All right, so it was a Saturday

[22:06]and my sister-in-law was here to visit.

[22:08]So we got up and I said,

[22:11]oh, I like this.

[22:13]And I said, well, how about if I take Wallace to the library?

[22:15]We were trying to figure out how to spend our day.

[22:18]I said, why don't I take Wallace to the library?

[22:19]So I took Wallace over to the Montclair Library

[22:22]and literally it was my lucky day.

[22:24]On the lucky day bookshelf was the book "Dilla Time"

[22:28]by Dan Charnas.

[22:29]And the lucky day shelf at the library

[22:32]are high demand books that somehow they have there

[22:35]for no wait, no holds, nothing.

[22:37]You get to 21 day checkout, no renewals.

[22:41]You check out this book, you're committed,

[22:43]you're gonna read the book.

[22:45]It's a great book.

[22:45]I just finished it, highly recommend.

[22:48]It's about Jay Dilla and his manipulation of time,

[22:51]how he makes beats, the way he changed music.

[22:53]The whole thesis is not just that he changed hip hop music,

[22:57]but he was the first hip hop producer

[22:58]to change how other musicians,

[23:01]particularly jazz musicians, play their own instruments.

[23:03]People like Robert Glasper, Kareem Riggins.

[23:06]And one of the really excellent things about this book

[23:10]is that one of the central figures

[23:12]in Dilla's life and career was a DJ from Detroit

[23:15]named DJ House Shoes.

[23:17]I did not know about DJ House Shoes in Dilla.

[23:20]- DJ House Shoes.

[23:21]- DJ House Shoes was an contemporary of Dilla.

[23:24]He was a guy who hoarded Dilla beats

[23:26]and released some of them early in Dilla's career

[23:30]and was important in the Detroit music scene.

[23:32]So that was "Lucky Day" part number one.

[23:34]- Aaron, I'm gonna play one Dilla song under this.

[23:36]What should I play?

[23:38]- You should play "The Look of Love"

[23:41]by Slum Village from "Fantastic" volume two.

[23:44]- All right.

[23:45]- I'm gonna listen to that.

[23:46]- All right.

[23:48]- Oh, I like this.

[23:49]Gotta be that kid.

[23:51]- I think Aaron and I might have different definitions

[23:53]of a lucky day.

[23:54]- Oh, your lucky day doesn't involve going to the library

[24:00]and seeing a book?

[24:02]I mean, I really try, guys.

[24:03]I try not to make fun of him.

[24:04]I hear the audience, everybody's telling me,

[24:06]"Oh, you're so mean to Aaron.

[24:06]You're so mean to Aaron."

[24:07]He just told a story about going to the library

[24:09]and getting a book.

[24:10]- Just let it breathe.

[24:11]Just let it breathe.

[24:12]- It was a fantastic book.

[24:13]- You gotta let it get to the ground.

[24:15]- You gotta let it get to the good part.

[24:16]Remember, it's always the last part.

[24:17]It's always the good.

[24:18]You gotta let them get to the good part.

[24:19]- Yeah.

[24:20]So that was lucky day, part number one.

[24:22]Part number two, went to the donut shop.

[24:24]Got a couple of donuts, the Colonial Donuts,

[24:27]the finest in Oakland.

[24:28]And then of course, that day happened to be

[24:32]the Iowa versus Iowa State football game.

[24:34]As you guys know, I am afflicted

[24:36]with Iowa State Cyclone fandom.

[24:38]It's what my family does.

[24:39]It's what I do.

[24:40]It's the only football game

[24:41]that I get invested in every year.

[24:43]We went out to our friend's pool in Concord.

[24:45]I brought the iPad along.

[24:47]I watched the game poolside with a margarita in my hand.

[24:51]And the Iowa State Cyclones defeated the Hawkeyes 10 to seven

[24:56]in one of the ugliest but most beautiful

[24:58]world you'll ever see in your life.

[25:00]And I was there watching it with my family.

[25:03]After I got the Dilla Book and donuts.

[25:06]It was beautiful.

[25:08]- Fuck off with that.

[25:08]- Oh, such a perfect day.

[25:12]- That was it.

[25:13]So that was the day.

[25:14]And I've been waiting weeks.

[25:15]To tell you guys about my lucky day.

[25:17]Last Saturday, September 10th.

[25:19]- I cannot imagine that you say that you're watched

[25:23]that with your family.

[25:24]Like they were doing anything.

[25:25]I know, I know what happened.

[25:26]You, you, you went, you go, listen, I'll go to this thing.

[25:29]But I'm going to watch the football game.

[25:31]And everybody's like, okay.

[25:32]And then you get there to go, just let you know,

[25:33]I'm watching the game on this.

[25:34]And everybody goes, okay.

[25:35]And then you're in the corner by yourself going, yeah.

[25:38]Like your kids are playing.

[25:39]Like, why won't dad come in the pool?

[25:41]- I was in the pool.

[25:42]No, I was in the pool the whole time.

[25:44]I mean, I did.

[25:44]Eventually the iPad died and I had to finish watching it

[25:47]on my phone inside for the last two minutes.

[25:51]But the rest of the time I was in the pool, man.

[25:53]- You were in the,

[25:54]they might not have had a public bathroom for your new use.

[25:56]So you had to go in the pool at some point.

[25:57]Right?

[25:58]Right Rob?

[26:00]- Yeah, he looked like he was noodling.

[26:01]Cause he was in the pool, but his arms were on the side.

[26:03]He was watching the game like in the sun.

[26:05]He could barely see the iPad.

[26:06]He's like, this is still better than hanging out

[26:07]with my family.

[26:08]- What a dad move, Aaron.

[26:14]I love it.

[26:15]- When I was in Florida last year,

[26:17]I actually was doing research for the podcast

[26:19]and I brought my laptop down to the beach.

[26:21]What are your guys' thoughts on that?

[26:22]Electronics or computers on the beach?

[26:25]- It should be outlawed.

[26:26]You should be executed.

[26:27]- It's not a good idea.

[26:27]Not a good idea.

[26:28]No.

[26:29]- I'm against, I'm against capital punishment,

[26:31]but in that case I'd be like, okay, let it go.

[26:33]Cause you cannot bring, I mean,

[26:36]it is two totally different things.

[26:37]And then what, it's a guarantee.

[26:39]You're never going to go in the water, right?

[26:40]Cause you can't just leave the computer

[26:42]or you just cover it up with a towel and come back.

[26:44]The seagull's flying away with it.

[26:45]Like.

[26:46]- Rosie, Rosie, I'm guessing you're against

[26:49]corporal punishment too,

[26:50]but what's one thing that you would allow

[26:53]corporal punishment for?

[26:54]- We should save this for Morris Keeper Smith's album.

[26:57]- It's like people who return stuff to the grocery store,

[27:01]like multiple days later, you know?

[27:05]And like, they're like standing there

[27:06]holding up the whole line

[27:08]because they got to tell somebody a story about it.

[27:10]I don't know.

[27:11]That one maybe, that might be it.

[27:12]That might be the one.

[27:13]- That's a good one.

[27:14]- Thank you.

[27:14]- I saw a guy once at Home Depot.

[27:15]He was returning a dead tree.

[27:18]Is that the same?

[27:18]- That's allowed though.

[27:21]- Was he holding hands with anyone or not?

[27:23]- A lot of times those, like Bachman's,

[27:26]Bachman's in Minnesota here.

[27:28]You can, you can return stuff if it didn't last a year,

[27:31]it says right on there.

[27:33]And so you can literally not water it and return it.

[27:35]It looks like the dumbest thing in the world.

[27:36]- That's pretty, what kind of psychopath

[27:38]do you have to be?

[27:39]- Right.

[27:40]Well, that's true.

[27:40]I know.

[27:41]I have no idea.

[27:42]- People are so cheap, Russell.

[27:44]They'll go to no water.

[27:44]No, I mean.

[27:45]- My, my corporate pun, corporal punishment one is

[27:48]the people who have a ton of stuff in their basket

[27:51]or in a cart and do the self-checkout and take forever

[27:54]in a self-checkout line with a lot of items.

[27:56]F those people.

[27:58]I'm willing to, I'm willing to flip the switch on them.

[28:01]I could, I could get a shit.

[28:03]- Are we talking about corporal or capital?

[28:05]- I was going to say.

[28:06]- I was going to say capital, sorry.

[28:08]I'm taking it up a notch.

[28:11]- Oh, wow.

[28:14]I believe there should be corporal punishment

[28:15]for me every night.

[28:17]The only thing I like anymore.

[28:18]Listen, I'm going to strap you to this bed

[28:25]and I'm going to feed you five baby Guinnesses.

[28:29]All right.

[28:29]- That's it.

[28:30]That's all I got.

[28:31]How's it rolling going with Matt?

[28:32]- Oh, Aaron.

[28:33]So good.

[28:34]You remembered.

[28:34]- Yeah.

[28:35]Good.

[28:36]I, I've started making a list so I can remember this stuff

[28:38]cause it has been a long time since.

[28:40]Then I, half the stuff on my list,

[28:42]I don't even remember why I put it on the list.

[28:44]So I got to like blow right by it.

[28:46]I don't know.

[28:47]It's something about flashlight to see Menzies.

[28:48]I don't know what that means.

[28:49]- What?

[28:50]- No idea.

[28:52]I saw somebody driving down the road the other day

[28:56]that had a license plate that just said tequila.

[28:59]So they got a, they got a personalized license plate

[29:01]that said tequila.

[29:02]I mean, the only way that you could have a license plate

[29:05]that said tequila is if you were dry, right?

[29:07]I mean, there is no way you would even come close

[29:09]if you were driving at night,

[29:11]maybe not even having one beer of having a tequila.

[29:14]- You could have a tequila license plate.

[29:15]Would you?

[29:16]You got to think.

[29:16]- You're just asking for trouble.

[29:17]- You got to think that you were,

[29:19]oh my God, I picked the,

[29:20]is this really the best version?

[29:23]The first version that comes up?

[29:25]- Just a disaster.

[29:27]I was trying to see if Rob was,

[29:28]Rob was flailing to try to find the tequila soggy version.

[29:32]I found it from the Saturday Night Beach Nuts show

[29:35]from 1958.

[29:37]- That guy looks like Joaquin Phoenix.

[29:39]- And do you think,

[29:40]do you think the person who has a tequila vanity plate

[29:43]like drinks high eds?

[29:44]Or is it just like Cuervo every day?

[29:45]- Just any tequila that you can get there.

[29:47]- Yeah, I have no idea.

[29:49]I mean, it just seems like the biggest red flag in the world.

[29:52]I don't know why you'd do that.

[29:54]I, yeah.

[29:55]- And you stopped the song before they said tequila.

[30:00]- Okay, fine.

[30:01]- Tequila!

[30:06]- There we go.

[30:07]Perfect.

[30:07]- There you go.

[30:08]- They're dancing like Pee Wee Herb in there.

[30:12]- Yeah, we should, hey, you know what?

[30:13]We should watch the Pee Wee Herman tequila dance.

[30:15]- That's another, it's a good one.

[30:19]Now I will say that the champs do have tequila

[30:22]just written on their drum, on their bass drum,

[30:24]where you would have like the Beatles or whatever.

[30:26]That makes you think that maybe their concerts

[30:28]aren't that long.

[30:29]When a band has both the band name

[30:31]and the name of a song on the drum,

[30:33]you're like, these guys can't have that many good songs,

[30:35]right?

[30:36]- Last thing, it was hanging out with a few listeners

[30:41]this past, a couple of days ago.

[30:43]Yeah, on Friday, right?

[30:45]One of them may or may not be one of my wife's friends

[30:50]that I can actually stand, but--

[30:51]- The one.

[30:52]- The one.

[30:53]I still haven't told the one yet which one they are

[30:55]and it's actually caused a little bit of a problem,

[30:57]but I'm still not gonna tell you.

[30:58]One of them may or may not have been there

[31:01]or may or may not have been her house,

[31:03]may or may not have been.

[31:04]But I think I found a new favorite thing of drinking

[31:09]is to listen to people talk about all of their,

[31:13]old friends from high school

[31:15]that they don't talk to anymore

[31:16]and they always wonder about what happened.

[31:18]Like, what happened to Michelle?

[31:19]I don't know what happened to Michelle, you know?

[31:22]And so do you guys ever sit around

[31:27]and just think about like your old friends

[31:29]that you don't talk to anymore or anything?

[31:31]Like, I feel like I don't, you know?

[31:33]Like there's people that come up randomly

[31:35]and you're like, oh yeah, that dude.

[31:36]But like, I never remember them

[31:38]until somebody brings them up.

[31:39]But it's turned into one of the great things

[31:43]in the world is to be like, you know, like,

[31:45]oh, I wonder what happened to John

[31:47]from Rice Lake, Wisconsin.

[31:48]He never calls anybody anymore.

[31:50]Things like that, right?

[31:51]- I definitely do.

[31:52]I think the most about a friend of mine named Scott

[31:55]who had the tiniest hands I've ever seen.

[31:56]And he's either-

[31:57]- What?

[31:58]- Smells like cabbage.

[31:59]- That's what you remembered him for?

[32:00]- He's either a billionaire or in jail.

[32:03]Only one of the two, only one of those two choices.

[32:06]And then my friend, Michael-

[32:08]- Hold on.

[32:08]How do you spell his last name?

[32:09]- Facebook, small hands.

[32:13]- Oh, this isn't right.

[32:15]- That's terrible.

[32:16]I shouldn't have said that.

[32:17]- I'll bleep out his last name.

[32:18]- My friend, Michael, who knew the soundtrack

[32:23]to the movie "Mulan" backwards and forwards.

[32:26]And now when we listen to the Disney playlist

[32:28]on Apple Music, I can't hear anyone else's voice

[32:30]except for Michael's voice when I hear the songs

[32:32]from "Mulan" and I haven't seen him for 20 years either.

[32:36]So yeah, it happens to me all the time.

[32:38]- I was-

[32:39]- There was a guy named Abel that was in college.

[32:41]I think he was your guy's age.

[32:43]And like Barry from "Burnsville"

[32:45]used to always talk to Abel in the dorms.

[32:47]- Barry never calls in anymore.

[32:48]I don't think he's called in-

[32:49]- No, he never calls in.

[32:49]I don't know what's going on.

[32:51]- But Barry would always talk to Abel.

[32:53]I just like, those are the people that I worry,

[32:55]wonder about, not worry about.

[32:56]I wonder about like Abel.

[32:58]What the hell is Abel up to these days and things like that?

[33:00]- I wonder about people all the time, man.

[33:02]That's one of my favorite pastimes.

[33:04]- But it was a lot of fun to sit around

[33:07]and hear about all these people that you just like,

[33:10]oh, what are they doing?

[33:11]Oh, well.

[33:13]She wasn't doing so hot.

[33:14]She had to go over to Dubai.

[33:16]- Oh no.

[33:17]- Now she's back.

[33:18]Good things like that.

[33:18]- Her hands are so much bigger now.

[33:20]Like everything's gonna be fine.

[33:21]- Yeah.

[33:22]All sorts of stuff.

[33:24]- Enhancements.

[33:25]- Hand enhancements.

[33:26]- Yeah, hand enhancements.

[33:28]- Have you heard about the lengthening

[33:32]that's going on for people who are short?

[33:34]And then like you could put-

[33:35]- During COVID, that was a big,

[33:36]they had a big outbreak of that.

[33:37]- Yeah.

[33:38]- Break their legs, right?

[33:39]- They like break their legs

[33:40]and they do like a half a spin every week

[33:43]or something so you like can gain six inches

[33:46]just by lengthening your femur.

[33:48]- Sign me up.

[33:49]- Yeah, that's crazy.

[33:50]- Let's do it.

[33:50]- That's so weird.

[33:51]- Can you imagine you show up at work post-pandemic

[33:53]and you're just taller?

[33:54]Like who wouldn't notice that?

[33:55]Who wouldn't notice that you're tall?

[33:57]I love guys who are obsessed with being like taller

[34:01]are the same as like guys who are obsessed with like,

[34:03]when I see a guy who obviously dyes their hair.

[34:06]- Their penis size and want like larger penises.

[34:08]- That's normal.

[34:09]That's actually normal stuff.

[34:10]Psychologically, that's fine.

[34:11]- Oh, okay.

[34:13]- I have a college roommate who used to give me shit.

[34:15]I'm about six foot even and he was a taller person

[34:18]and he used to give me shit saying,

[34:19]"Girls will never grow out with a guy who's under 6'2".

[34:22]- Yeah.

[34:23]- What are you guys' thoughts on that?

[34:24]- You proved me wrong, Russell.

[34:25]- I happen to remember that gentleman.

[34:26]- You did prove me wrong for many, many years, right?

[34:29]- I wouldn't put a lot of stake in most of what he said, so.

[34:32]- Yeah, whatever happened to that guy?

[34:34]- Yeah, whatever happened to that guy, right?

[34:35]- I feel like this is a show that's-

[34:36]- He doesn't even call us anymore.

[34:38]- But don't you see that?

[34:42]Don't you see a guy who like dyes their hair?

[34:44]Like I saw a guy this weekend, he dyes his hair like black,

[34:46]but it comes out as like a light brown, you know,

[34:49]you can just tell.

[34:50]And I'm like, is this really what you want?

[34:52]This is what makes you-

[34:52]- I believe it's called chestnut.

[34:53]- What if you had some nuts on your chest?

[34:59]What would they be called?

[35:00]- I was gonna say, I bought this stuff called chin nuts.

[35:03]- I did.

[35:04]I would, I reffed a football game yesterday

[35:06]in the afternoon and one of the other refs,

[35:08]this guy makes a tackle and then gets up and totally

[35:12]slides his nuts right across the other guy's face mask

[35:15]like on purpose, right?

[35:16]And the ref in the middle of the game

[35:18]and everybody could hear said,

[35:19]"If you slide your nut sack across his face mask

[35:22]"one more time."

[35:24]And it was the funniest thing that I'd ever heard.

[35:27]Like, good for you.

[35:28]That's a good description.

[35:30]- Stuff you never thought you'd say out loud.

[35:31]- High school football rules.

[35:33]- See, if that would have occurred at nighttime, Matt,

[35:35]it would have been cool.

[35:36]That shit can't happen in the daytime.

[35:38]Daytime or at bed, bath and beyond, that is out.

[35:42]- Get it out of here.

[35:45]Russell, rolling, going.

[35:46]How's it going with you, my friend?

[35:48]- Rolling, going.

[35:49]Last week, Matt, you were saying you were getting excited

[35:50]for the Viking season and you were starting

[35:52]to watch the games with your boys.

[35:54]I actually went to a game today.

[35:55]I went to the Vikings Lions game.

[35:57]I went in person.

[35:58]- Nice.

[35:59]Wow.

[36:00]Whoa.

[36:02]- I was like, you know what?

[36:03]- What event got you to actually go

[36:07]to a live sporting event?

[36:09]What happened?

[36:10]- You know what?

[36:10]I always love going to, I love going

[36:12]to events.

[36:13]I love going to new fun things.

[36:14]- You do like going to things live.

[36:15]- I go to a Vikings game maybe every couple of years

[36:18]or something like that.

[36:18]So not too often.

[36:19]I was like, they're going to be playing the Lions.

[36:21]They're playing against Dan Campbell,

[36:22]the worst coach in the league.

[36:24]We're going to win this game, right?

[36:26]So I go, and we've talked before about like,

[36:28]going to sporting events can be a real bummer if they lose.

[36:31]It's not always that fun.

[36:32]And you're like, man, this is kind of sucked, waste of money.

[36:34]You know, the team didn't play well.

[36:36]Whereas most of the time concerts are just, are good.

[36:38]But there's something about live sports

[36:40]where there's just these ups and downs.

[36:42]And swings of emotions.

[36:43]And today it happened with the Vikings.

[36:45]They were down 14.

[36:46]They came back, they were down, they came back.

[36:48]And then they ended up winning like in the last minute

[36:50]of the game.

[36:51]So it was super fun.

[36:52]- Boom shakalaka!

[36:53]- Yeah.

[36:53]- It was, it was a very tough game to watch on TV.

[36:58]I'm not going to lie.

[36:59]It was just like, well, wasted my life, you know,

[37:02]again, another three hours down the drain.

[37:04]And then it was like a sigh of relief when they actually

[37:07]scored that last touchdown.

[37:08]- But to be in the stadium when they come back

[37:10]and then they ultimately, they take the lead and they close

[37:12]out a game with the interception.

[37:13]It's just pandemonium in there.

[37:15]Like you can't get that same type of feeling at a concert.

[37:18]It's just, the ups and downs are crazy.

[37:20]So it was a great time,

[37:21]but I thought I'd share some of my experiences from the game.

[37:24]See what you guys thought of that.

[37:25]- That's good.

[37:26]The one thing I saw on TV, Russell, before I don't want to,

[37:29]hopefully this isn't taking away from your thing,

[37:31]but the one thing that was always great on those comebacks

[37:35]to watch on TV is when they cut away to like 40 year old men

[37:39]who are wearing 20 year old jerseys and they're high-fiving

[37:42]and spilling their beers all over each other.

[37:44]That is one of the greatest things to watch on TV.

[37:47]- The other thing is, and I used to be one of these sports

[37:49]fans, but I'm really no longer like if they lose, they lose.

[37:52]It doesn't, it doesn't bother me any more anyway,

[37:54]but you see all these middle-aged people that are just living

[37:57]and dying with this right now, and they're getting so angry

[38:01]and they're yelling like these coaches don't know anything.

[38:03]And they're, you know, you can see they're making motions

[38:06]with their hands.

[38:07]Like they, they know where everyone needs to be on the field.

[38:09]These guys are just idiots, you know?

[38:12]- Absolutely.

[38:12]- And it's like the people around you talk,

[38:14]like they know what's going on,

[38:15]but really all's they're doing is yelling, get him,

[38:17]get him every couple minutes.

[38:19]It's just the worst.

[38:21]- I would say we either need to run the ball more

[38:23]or pass the ball more.

[38:24]And then when they do that, they get mad.

[38:26]Like.

[38:27]- You guys didn't ask me what I would bring

[38:28]corporal punishment back for.

[38:30]I was going to go take the high road and say nothing,

[38:32]you guys, nothing is that bad that we could, we should have,

[38:35]you know, but we figured it out right here, Russell.

[38:37]Fans in the stands are yelling at coaches and refs

[38:39]because they think they know better.

[38:41]And there should be a weird place in this world

[38:44]for those people.

[38:45]- So one of the coolest parts of the game,

[38:47]I know we've had people call him before.

[38:49]- Like the back of a Volkswagen?

[38:51]- That's a weird place, sure.

[38:54]So Matt's friends had called in.

[38:55]We've had callers, this has been a while,

[38:57]but call in about the soccer goal song at,

[39:00]at the, the loons game, right?

[39:01]We discussed whether it was an Oasis or offspring

[39:04]or whoever that was, was the right.

[39:05]- Wonderwall.

[39:06]- But you know what they have for the Vikings

[39:08]when the Vikings score it's let's go crazy.

[39:11]It's Prince.

[39:11]And we talked about whether that should be a goal song,

[39:14]but that was a fantastic touchdown song.

[39:16]What do you guys think is that for a touchdown song

[39:19]in a Vikings game?

[39:19]- Perfect.

[39:20]I mean, how could you pick?

[39:21]- I think it's great.

[39:22]It's also great for tonight when we're talking

[39:23]about a Minneapolis album, that's the Minneapolis sound.

[39:26]- Yeah.

[39:27]- They don't do this part, do they?

[39:28]- Yeah.

[39:29]- Like they score it and you have to kind of wait for it

[39:31]to like, this was the part I was just singing

[39:34]during normal parts of the game.

[39:35]Then people next to me, Rob.

[39:36]- But it kind of, again, it's a Minnesota sound.

[39:40]- Everyone's great. - It's a Minnesota team.

[39:41]They're purple, all that good stuff, right?

[39:43]- It's perfect.

[39:44]- Still with the loons, they're taking Oasis,

[39:48]who is a big Man City fan and all this stuff

[39:51]from over the pond and trying to bring over here.

[39:53]Like it makes no sense.

[39:55]Makes no sense.

[39:55]Great song, but it makes no sense.

[39:57]So I love it.

[39:58]- Let's go crazy, great choice.

[40:01]- The other thing I thought was interesting here

[40:03]is after a touchdown or after a field goal,

[40:06]they put something up on the Jumbotron.

[40:07]It's called the scoring summary.

[40:09]And it has how many plays and everything,

[40:11]but it's sponsored by something.

[40:13]It is sponsored by the state of South Dakota.

[40:16]South Dakota scoring summary.

[40:18]What are your guys' thoughts about like,

[40:20]when you see state ads, like,

[40:22]hey, come to Nebraska or come to South Dakota.

[40:25]Like why is South Dakota sponsoring the scoring summary

[40:27]at the Vikings game?

[40:29]- That's wrong to me, right?

[40:31]South Dakota, guess what?

[40:32]They're not your Vikings, okay?

[40:34]Fuck off.

[40:34]You don't get to just advertise.

[40:36]- Yeah, but if you owned the Vikings,

[40:39]you're happy to take as many South Dakotas.

[40:41]- I understand.

[40:42]I understand that, but it's like-

[40:43]- I do recall some of the most rabid Viking fans I knew

[40:47]in college were South Dakotans.

[40:48]- Yeah, 'cause they got jack shit to do over there.

[40:51]- What they're all about.

[40:52]- They got jack rabbits and jack shit else to do.

[40:54]- What else, what do you want to do today?

[40:55]Oh, let's go see Mount Rushmore.

[40:56]Okay, that was great.

[40:57]What else do you want to do?

[40:58]Oh, let's go to the Badlands.

[40:59]Okay.

[41:00]- I've been to Pierce-

[41:01]- Wall Drug, Rob.

[41:02]- That's my life.

[41:03]- They got Wall Drug and they got the Corn Palace.

[41:05]- That's true.

[41:06]- Don't forget about the Corn Palace.

[41:07]- Yeah, it's all shit where you're-

[41:08]- Terry Redland, that artist.

[41:09]- When you're driving through to a better state,

[41:10]you're like, well, we got to stop

[41:11]and go to the bathroom somewhere.

[41:12]What are we going to do in South Dakota?

[41:13]- Please note that I am not joining in on this.

[41:15]I am not part of this conversation.

[41:17]As someone who is not from-

[41:18]- The only thing good about South Dakota is they can be

[41:21]like, well, at least we're not fucking North Dakota.

[41:22]You know what I mean?

[41:23]Like, if you're North Dakota,

[41:25]what do you put on your state quarter?

[41:27]Who knows?

[41:28]Who knows what's on the North Dakota state quarter?

[41:30]- Tatonka.

[41:30]- Tatonka.

[41:31]- Wait, what's on the Minnesota state quarter?

[41:33]- Oh, I assume some lakes or something.

[41:36]I don't know.

[41:38]- Cool shit.

[41:38]- A loon.

[41:39]- Oh, how about this?

[41:40]Maybe a professional sports team.

[41:41]Fuck off.

[41:42]You don't just get to say whatever you want.

[41:44]- I was just curious.

[41:45]- You know, in South Dakota, they also have a governor

[41:47]that's got some really good views.

[41:48]- Oh, God.

[41:49]- And I think she's really going somewhere.

[41:49]- Oh, God.

[41:50]- Thanks, Aaron.

[41:51]Thanks, Aaron.

[41:52]This is what you caused.

[41:53]- Another thing I noticed at the game,

[41:56]I don't know how many times you guys have been

[41:57]to US Bank Stadium.

[41:58]You know, I had a horrible concert experience there,

[42:01]but I actually got pretty good seats in the lower deck.

[42:03]That lower deck, so I could see,

[42:06]because I've now decided I will never

[42:07]sit in the upper deck there again.

[42:09]I'm too afraid of the heights.

[42:10]I'm not doing it.

[42:11]- You're a successful guy.

[42:12]Just pay a little bit more.

[42:14]It's all good.

[42:14]- Now, let me ask you, Russell,

[42:15]to buy just a single ticket to this game.

[42:17]I mean, was it a lot more to go down?

[42:19]- Did it come with a t-shirt?

[42:20]- Yeah, just one ticket, I'm sure,

[42:22]is all you got down on the lower level.

[42:23]Is that a lot, or?

[42:25]- I may have made it clear to the Vikings fan

[42:27]that I was with that we would not be buying t-shirts

[42:30]at this game.

[42:30]- Oh, no.

[42:31]- Oh, so there were two tickets.

[42:32]There were two.

[42:33]Oh, there were two tickets.

[42:34]- I love these.

[42:35]Russell's officially entered

[42:37]that stage of a relationship.

[42:39]We are not buying t-shirts at this time.

[42:41]But so one thing I noticed on the,

[42:45]in the lower deck in the chairs,

[42:46]they had armrests, the armrests flip up or down.

[42:49]What do you think I did?

[42:50]Were the armrests up in my seat,

[42:52]or were the armrests down?

[42:54]- Where are you gonna put those drinks?

[42:55]Oh, the drinks holders are in front, aren't they?

[42:57]- Up front, yeah.

[42:57]- They're in the seat in front.

[42:59]Armrests were up.

[43:00]These little armrests, everyone had them up.

[43:02]It was a great deal.

[43:03]It's kind of like arms up.

[43:07]- Armrests up.

[43:09]- There was one part of the game,

[43:10]I don't know if you guys saw this,

[43:11]where a player on the Lions had a touchdown,

[43:14]and he started kind of doing like the ravishing Rick Rude.

[43:16]- Ooh.

[43:17]- He might not have even shown it on TV.

[43:19]- No, he got a penalty for it, yeah.

[43:21]- But so they gave him a penalty.

[43:22]It was funny, 'cause right when he did it,

[43:23]I heard this middle-aged woman behind me,

[43:25]and she goes, "Oh, that's gonna be a penalty

[43:27]"for excessive celebration for gyrating."

[43:30]- Yes.

[43:31]- So what are your guys' thoughts on gyrating

[43:32]after a touchdown or a big play at a sporting event?

[43:35]- Oh, my God. - Gyrating.

[43:36]- I am a huge fan of gyrating.

[43:37]- I am a huge fan of all celebrations,

[43:39]so long as they're not in the face of the opponent, right?

[43:42]If you're just having fun with whoever,

[43:44]especially if you're a pro, right?

[43:46]You're a pro, you're getting paid to do this.

[43:48]- Yes.

[43:49]- Have at it, gyrate all you want, moon the crowd,

[43:54]use the goalposts, all that good stuff.

[43:56]I don't know, I'm for it.

[43:57]- What would your celebration be, Matt,

[43:58]if you scored a touchdown in the National Football League?

[44:00]What would your celebration style be?

[44:02]- I like the, I don't know, you know,

[44:04]like Adam Thielen likes to copy everybody else's dance

[44:07]so I'd probably just try to copy everybody else's dance

[44:10]like him, 'cause I think it's a pretty easy bet for not,

[44:13]for somebody who's not very,

[44:15]who probably is not a very good dancer himself, you know?

[44:20]I don't know.

[44:21]So I think stealing other people's bits is a good way.

[44:23]- I've always, and I've said it before,

[44:24]my sack dance would be me starting up a chainsaw

[44:27]and sawing through some logs.

[44:28]And so I tried doing it once after a big squat at a meet,

[44:31]and I can tell you, it is not camera ready.

[44:34]It does not look like a chainsaw, it looks like you're

[44:37]just like going like this, like in a weird way.

[44:39]You need to really like show that you're starting

[44:41]the chainsaw and then move it through.

[44:44]That would be my dance.

[44:44]- The last thing I wanted to share about the game.

[44:48]So we were talking about fans you can't stand.

[44:50]I have a way to identify these fans

[44:53]before you even start watching the game.

[44:55]There's one characteristic about fans that if you see this,

[44:58]you know you will dislike them.

[45:00]- Let me guess, I'm gonna guess too nice of a jersey.

[45:04]Like if the jersey is too nice, I, that's fine.

[45:07]That's always a bad sign.

[45:08]Like it's crisp.

[45:08]- Nope, nope, I'm gonna go the other way.

[45:10]I'm gonna go the other way.

[45:12]They have a jersey from somebody who hasn't played

[45:14]on the team in 20 years.

[45:15]That's what I'm gonna go with.

[45:17]- What, a good Chris Walsh jersey?

[45:18]I mean, you can't go wrong with that stuff.

[45:20]- They got a jersey with their own name on it.

[45:22]- Oh, that's so fucking good, Aaron.

[45:24]Oh my God, that's so good.

[45:26]- It actually has nothing to do with the jersey or anything.

[45:28]This might just apply to people across the board.

[45:31]And I gotta watch it 'cause I feel like Rob may potentially

[45:33]have this, but it's people that have any sort of bedazzled,

[45:37]jean, back jean pocket.

[45:38]- Oh, there you go.

[45:40]- Any people that have designs on their back jean pocket,

[45:43]I can almost guarantee that I will not like them.

[45:46]- Or they wear a Flixion shirt.

[45:47]- If you can hear 'em sit down in a plastic seat,

[45:50]it sounds like they scrape when they sit down

[45:52]in a plastic seat.

[45:53]That's bad.

[45:56]- It's so strangely specific.

[45:57]- Can you imagine what it sounds like

[45:59]when you put those in the wash?

[46:00]I mean, it would be so loud.

[46:01]Like you'd be like, "Oh, I got some coins in there."

[46:03]No, no, no, those are my good Vikings jeans.

[46:06]- Yes.

[46:06]- They're totally bedazzled.

[46:10]So listen, here's the deal.

[46:12]- See how that system's working pretty good.

[46:13]- I teased it the other week.

[46:16]I've got a problem.

[46:17]Because my school has banned me from using the computer

[46:20]to do this podcast through stupid stuff, okay?

[46:23]Stupid rules.

[46:25]I've started not bringing my computer back and forth,

[46:27]which means I don't bring my bag back and forth to work.

[46:29]But here's the problem.

[46:30]I ride a bike every day, so I've got a bike helmet.

[46:34]Now I teased this last week when you saw my notes

[46:36]and it just said helmet bag, question mark.

[46:38]I don't know what to do.

[46:41]Do I get a small bag for this helmet?

[46:44]Because I have to carry it with me on the subway.

[46:45]I have to walk around with it.

[46:47]One day, Friday night, I was walking around

[46:48]until like eight at night carrying a bike helmet with me.

[46:52]Now my bike helmet looks cool.

[46:54]It's a 1000 bike helmet.

[46:55]It's got like the Le Mans cream and red and blue.

[46:59]But if you're walking around carrying a bike helmet,

[47:02]you look like a serious dork.

[47:04]So here's my question.

[47:05]Do I, A,

[47:06]a smaller backpack, put my helmet in that and carry it around?

[47:10]B, not care, just carry my helmet around?

[47:12]Or C, what I have been doing is when I'm on the subway,

[47:15]I've been attaching it to my belt buckles.

[47:17]I've been attaching it to my belt

[47:18]and having it hang off the side.

[47:20]Like I'm working on telephone poles somewhere.

[47:22]You know what I mean?

[47:23]- Is there an option to just wear the helmet all the time?

[47:25]- Oh my God.

[47:26]- Just wear the helmet on the subway.

[47:28]- You know what, I'm going to go get the helmet.

[47:29]You guys can see what I look like.

[47:30]- All right.

[47:32]- My initial impression is Rob should get

[47:34]one of those little...

[47:35]- Yeah, I mean, see, just wear the helmet.

[47:36]- Just wear that on the subway.

[47:37]- Just wear it.

[47:38]- Yeah.

[47:39]- Like the string backpacks with the Beck did it better.

[47:40]There's white, you know, you pull it,

[47:42]the cinch on it in the back.

[47:44]I think that would be perfect.

[47:45]- That's what I do.

[47:45]But then the problem is, is I was wearing it

[47:47]and the guy at work there, he goes,

[47:48]"Wow, that's a really small backpack on you."

[47:50]Which is a huge fucking insult.

[47:52]- Oh, that's true.

[47:52]- It is a normal size backpack.

[47:55]- Well, Rob, it looks like you should be driving

[47:57]Herbie the Love Bug or whatever that movie was

[47:59]back in the day with that white helmet.

[48:00]- I'm telling you, man, just wear the helmet.

[48:02]- I look like I should, my kids say,

[48:04]I look like I should be riding a horse somewhere.

[48:06]- Wait, what, aren't you carrying a fanny pack?

[48:09]You should be able to clip that to your fanny pack.

[48:12]- I don't have a fanny pack.

[48:13]- What?

[48:15]- The problem is with my fanny pack,

[48:16]the only thing I store in there are edibles

[48:18]if I'm going somewhere.

[48:19]So I can't just wear that.

[48:19]- Like, so you don't bring your computer back and forth?

[48:25]- No.

[48:26]- I mean, don't you have other stuff that you bring?

[48:27]- No.

[48:27]- Like, are you not like a...

[48:29]- No.

[48:30]- Like a charger and stuff and nothing else?

[48:31]- My computer doesn't work, I don't...

[48:33]No, I grade all of it.

[48:33]- All the papers I grade are online.

[48:35]I don't need it.

[48:35]So what do you guys think?

[48:36]Bag or do I just attach it to my belt

[48:39]so I can still play iPhone games on the train?

[48:41]- I kind of like attaching it to the belt,

[48:43]walking around with it.

[48:44]- Yeah, definitely belt.

[48:45]- Okay.

[48:46]- If you're not going to just wear it,

[48:47]I mean, I still say wear it, but otherwise belt.

[48:50]- Why, yeah, why introduce another bag?

[48:51]Why bring another thing along?

[48:53]Why have another bag or something?

[48:54]If you're not going to use it,

[48:55]just attach it to your belt.

[48:56]- All right, good.

[48:57]Well, now I know.

[48:57]The three coolest guys I know are telling me to do something.

[48:59]So I got to listen to them.

[49:00]I mean, that's...

[49:01]- Helmet bag, question mark?

[49:04]- Listen, there's some people

[49:05]who've been on tenterhooks waiting for that.

[49:06]- Let's talk about the helmet.

[49:07]- It's true.

[49:08]- Tenterhooks.

[49:09]- Oh yeah.

[49:09]- I believe next week's episode

[49:12]might have a reference to tenterhooks as well, Rob.

[49:15]- Ooh, excellent.

[49:16]- This is the difference between my life and Russell's life.

[49:19]Because Russell's like,

[49:20]"Today I went to the Vikings game

[49:21]and I did all this fun stuff."

[49:22]But I'm like, "Hmm, where should I put this helmet

[49:24]when I'm walking around?"

[49:25]That's interesting.

[49:26]I made fun of Aaron for going to the library

[49:27]and I'm talking about the helmet.

[49:28]Listen, let's-

[49:29]- Library is awesome.

[49:30]- Let's talk about control.

[49:31]Control is 1986, and we have complained.

[49:35]We have complained on this podcast

[49:36]that the number one genre that is lacking from this list

[49:40]is pop from the 1980s.

[49:42]And this one comes in

[49:44]and puts the absolute fucking hammer down on that.

[49:47]This is quintessential 80s pop

[49:49]to the point where you do not realize

[49:52]what a juggernaut this album is.

[49:54]And I've said that before, and I've always been right.

[49:57]Listen to this.

[49:58]This is-

[49:58]This is-

[50:01]Jackson, this is their third album, right?

[50:03]It's her first album to top the Billboard 200 album chart

[50:06]in the United States.

[50:07]She released five singles.

[50:09]All five went up to the top five on the Billboard 100.

[50:13]She's the first female artist to ever have top five

[50:15]from the one album.

[50:17]It was on the top 100 for 65 consecutive weeks

[50:20]and on the top 200 for two years.

[50:23]I mean, this album was huge.

[50:25]And basically, it's a huge shift in her life.

[50:28]She's getting away from her dad, who, you know, she's like,

[50:30]I'm going to quit this, I'm not going to have you work with me.

[50:32]I'm going to go find a new person.

[50:34]And this new person hooked her up with Jimmy Jam

[50:35]and Terry Lewis out of Minneapolis.

[50:37]And basically at the same time, to rebel against her dad,

[50:40]she had married the singer, DeBarge.

[50:44]And do you know what-

[50:45]- Oh, DeBarge!

[50:46]- And she said that he was so immature

[50:48]that he was like, "I don't know what to do with you."

[50:50]And she was like, "I don't know what to do with you."

[50:52]And she was like, "I don't know what to do with you."

[50:53]And she was like, "I don't know what to do with you."

[50:55]And she was like, "I don't know what to do with you."

[50:56]And she was like, "I don't know what to do with you."

[50:57]- Oh, DeBarge!

[50:58]- And she said that he was so immature and using drugs

[51:01]and that she had never really liked him,

[51:02]but the marriage dissolved.

[51:04]And of course that affected her.

[51:05]You know what the reason was?

[51:06]- He was also from a musical family.

[51:07]Yeah, he was from-

[51:08]- Yeah, exactly.

[51:09]So very similar.

[51:10]You know what the reason was, Aaron, that they broke up?

[51:12]- I do not.

[51:13]- She said she couldn't get any sleep.

[51:14]You know why?

[51:15]There's too much at night, there's too much rhythm.

[51:27]- Yeah, DeBarge is one of the all-time great voices.

[51:29]I mean, this is one of the greatest voices, yeah.

[51:32]- That's a guy singing that, by the way.

[51:34]That blows my mind. - Yes!

[51:37]- The video, by the way, is awesome as well.

[51:38]I cannot tell you how disappointed I was

[51:40]when I downloaded,

[51:41]♪ This is the rhythm of the night ♪

[51:44]♪ Oh Lord ♪

[51:45]And it turns out that was not DeBarge.

[51:46]I was like, "Oh shoot, that sounds like a song

[51:48]that's by a guy named DeBarge."

[51:50]And so basically this whole album,

[51:53]Control, Nasty Boys,

[51:55]it's all about her breaking away

[51:56]from this whole thing.

[51:57]It was nominated for Best Album,

[52:00]and it won for Best Producer.

[52:02]So there we go.

[52:03]And like I said, recorded in Minneapolis.

[52:05]Let's get into the album with the first song.

[52:10]And Aaron, we've been doing this lately.

[52:12]The first song, guess what I'm bringing here?

[52:14]- Bring it to me.

[52:15]- And you know, a lot like the Super Bowl,

[52:17]it's a titular act here.

[52:19]- Oh!

[52:19]- Control.

[52:20]- Oh no!

[52:21]- Now this, Rob,

[52:26]this is not the first funk song of all time,

[52:29]but this is '80s funk done exactly perfect.

[52:31]This is on the one, this is funk.

[52:33]- I saw somebody describe this album as funk, pop, and disco,

[52:37]like touches of disco.

[52:38]But basically before this,

[52:40]she had been a real kind of pop ingenue.

[52:42]- Right.

[52:43]- People saw this as a shift

[52:44]to more of the independent woman phase of Janet's life.

[52:47]♪ I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T ♪

[52:51]Do you know what that means?

[52:52]- I can't do it again.

[52:53]I already put that in one.

[52:54]- I have to do it every time.

[52:55]- I can't help it.

[52:56]- That song got all the way up to five on the charts.

[52:58]I thought that song was an absolute banger.

[53:00]I love that.

[53:01]- It's the Minneapolis sound, right?

[53:02]You just hear it.

[53:03]You hear everything that was going on.

[53:04]- Explain that to me, Aaron.

[53:05]What do you mean by that?

[53:06]- Well, to me, it sounds like Prince, right?

[53:08]'Cause he, I don't know now actually enough

[53:11]about the relationship between Jimmy Jam,

[53:13]Terry Lewis, and Prince,

[53:14]but they were all recording around the same time

[53:17]in Minneapolis.

[53:18]And it's this funk, dance, driving rhythms,

[53:22]shimmery pop, some guitars.

[53:25]Yeah, that's to me, the sound.

[53:27]- And if you really want to get a taste of this album,

[53:28]'cause I'm gonna tell you,

[53:29]the first time you put on this album,

[53:31]it sounds dated, I think.

[53:33]I think it sounds like an album from the '80s.

[53:34]It sounds like '80s pop.

[53:36]I mean, do you know who played almost every instrument

[53:38]on this album and did the background singing?

[53:40]- Who's that?

[53:43]- It was Jimmy Jam and Terry.

[53:45]I mean, they did everything.

[53:46]There were no other.

[53:46]- Yeah, they did it all, right?

[53:47]- There were almost no other musicians on this whole thing.

[53:49]And what you need to do though,

[53:51]is to watch the videos for this album.

[53:53]The control video is nine minutes long.

[53:55]And it starts out with Janet Jackson

[53:56]literally getting in a fight with her dad.

[53:59]- Rob, any chance you could made it

[54:00]through a nine minute Janet Jackson album?

[54:02]- This one, I could.

[54:03]I tell you, until you get to this last one.

[54:05]- No, no, no.

[54:06]We're not talking about the same thing.

[54:07]- Yeah, I have great control, okay?

[54:11]It's not 'cause of some weird blood flow thing, okay?

[54:13]Where maybe it takes too long

[54:15]and actually that's just as bad, if not worse.

[54:18]Especially in a long-term relationship,

[54:20]sometimes you just don't.

[54:21]Anyway, listen, Russell.

[54:25]But the video is so good.

[54:26]When you watch the video,

[54:27]you realize Janet Jackson is insanely talented, man.

[54:31]- So real quick, I just am looking up

[54:33]Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis.

[54:34]They all went to high school in Minneapolis.

[54:37]They didn't actually meet in class,

[54:39]but they all are from the Minneapolis area, okay?

[54:42]Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis had a band

[54:44]that ended up opening up for Prince

[54:47]when he was touring around.

[54:48]So they were on the local scene, toured around.

[54:51]Then they kind of got into the production side of things.

[54:53]And a couple of the other bands that they were in, you know,

[54:54]other band members were pushing them

[54:56]as a producer for a few things,

[54:58]kind of all eventually made it to where they were

[55:01]both the band and the producers

[55:04]of a couple of the local artists and the local bands.

[55:07]And so then it all kind of got mish-mashed into that.

[55:10]And then they just had a whole bunch of success

[55:12]and got Janet to come work with them.

[55:15]And then that kind of really put them

[55:16]into a different stratosphere.

[55:18]- And they said that-

[55:19]- They were musicians before being producers.

[55:22]- And they said that they had to, like,

[55:24]stop Joe Jackson from sending people over

[55:26]to give advice and input.

[55:28]And like, the break from him was really,

[55:31]and like, you know, like she's singing "Control."

[55:33]She's in control.

[55:34]I mean, she said, "I used to do what my father say

[55:36]and let my mother mold me, not anymore.

[55:38]Now I'm in control."

[55:39]Like it's, it's-

[55:40]- Yeah, there's no subtext there.

[55:41]She's telling, I mean, that's like-

[55:42]- Yeah.

[55:43]- Putting it right out there.

[55:44]- And here's a joke I've been saving for a whole episode.

[55:47]And I think now is the time to drop it.

[55:49]Who would have guessed that Joe Jackson

[55:51]is the second worst Jackson, you know?

[55:54]eric laughed a little bit he got a little laugh out of that all right russell there's no way i

[56:01]could say it what i think about holding hands with you what what i think about holding hands

[56:05]with you in a home depot i think that's nasty isn't andrew jackson pretty awful too i'm editing

[56:11]all this out jackson's we could get a pair of those work gloves before we do it right

[56:16]excuse me where are your gloves we'd like to hold hands in public

[56:20]I think you're right

[56:23]The drum programming

[56:25]And the synths here

[56:25]Like put it exactly

[56:26]In the time period

[56:27]That it is

[56:28]But this is the best

[56:29]Of what was going on

[56:30]At the time

[56:30]Listen to what's

[56:31]Making the melody here

[56:32]They describe this

[56:33]On Wikipedia

[56:34]As a timpani melody

[56:35]And I was like

[56:35]Oh

[56:36]Oh you're right

[56:37]Very percussive

[56:39]I actually was reading

[56:40]That the songs

[56:42]This song

[56:42]And a few other songs

[56:43]In this album

[56:44]Were really touchstones

[56:45]For the New Jack Swing sound

[56:47]Oh there you go

[56:47]You guys know anything

[56:48]About New Jack Swing?

[56:49]A little bit

[56:50]Just from a song

[56:51]Where they sing

[56:52]I've only heard

[56:52]New Jack Swing

[56:53]Referred to

[56:54]In New Jack Swing songs

[56:55]Where they're talking

[56:56]About it

[56:56]So my understanding

[56:57]Is New Jack Swing

[56:58]Was kind of this

[56:59]Rhythmic subgenre

[57:00]Of R&B

[57:01]Where you have

[57:02]Production elements

[57:03]That are typically

[57:03]Found in hip hop

[57:05]So you've got

[57:05]Tempo and rhythm

[57:06]Which is the swing

[57:07]If you will

[57:08]You've got drum machines

[57:09]And you've got sampling

[57:10]And so this really

[57:10]Starts coming into play

[57:11]In the 80s

[57:12]And a lot of people say

[57:13]This Janet Jackson album

[57:15]Was kind of one of the

[57:16]Touchstones for New Jack Swing

[57:17]So I thought we could

[57:18]Maybe do a list

[57:19]Of the best New Jack

[57:20]Swing songs ever

[57:21]I love this

[57:22]Oh my god

[57:22]Is it New Jack Swing?

[57:23]There was like a lot

[57:24]Of backlash against

[57:25]New Jack Swing too

[57:25]But it's a great one

[57:26]And there's some great hits

[57:28]I'm excited to hear

[57:29]What we're talking about

[57:29]Don't you think

[57:30]Part of that backlash

[57:31]Though was like

[57:31]How they appeared

[57:32]Like it was such a different

[57:33]It was almost like

[57:34]Pre-boy band right?

[57:35]Like wearing the same outfits

[57:37]Kind of

[57:38]Almost a connection

[57:39]Between Motown

[57:40]And like

[57:40]New Kids on the Block

[57:41]God damn I'm smart

[57:42]Yes Rob you are smart

[57:44]So I was reading

[57:44]There was this guy

[57:45]Aaron I don't know

[57:45]If you know him

[57:46]His name's Teddy Riley

[57:47]He was from New York

[57:48]And he was a producer

[57:49]Of R&B

[57:50]And hip hop songs

[57:51]He was a teenager

[57:52]When he had his first hit

[57:53]It was Go See the Doctor

[57:55]By Cool Moe D

[57:56]Oh wow

[57:56]I don't know if you guys

[57:57]Remember that one or not

[57:58]Didn't he produce

[57:59]Blackstreet eventually too?

[58:00]Yes absolutely

[58:02]So after this hit

[58:03]He starts kind of

[58:04]Diving into this

[58:04]New Jack Swing sound

[58:06]And then Janet Jackson

[58:07]Hires Jimmy Jam

[58:08]And Terry Lewis

[58:09]To produce her album

[58:10]So it kind of

[58:10]Starts building

[58:11]But a few years later

[58:12]The first song in the list

[58:14]Is from this guy

[58:14]Riley

[58:15]In 1980-74

[58:17]In his own group

[58:18]Called Guy

[58:18]I don't know if you guys

[58:19]Remember this one

[58:20]But this is Groove Me

[58:21]From 1987

[58:22]I don't know this one

[58:27]Oh yes

[58:28]Yeah

[58:28]Yeah

[58:29]So a lot of people

[58:33]Say like this is the song

[58:34]That really sets the groundwork

[58:35]For New Jack Swing

[58:36]It's got like that beat

[58:37]Funky bass

[58:38]Harmonized vocals

[58:40]The synths

[58:41]That's the sound

[58:41]What year was this Russell?

[58:42]Is this post?

[58:43]1987

[58:44]So this is one year

[58:45]Post Janet Jackson

[58:46]One year after

[58:48]There's no doubt

[58:48]That that's a nasty boy

[58:49]Yeah they're using

[58:50]This is great

[58:51]God dang it

[58:52]And so you're right Aaron

[58:53]This guy Teddy Riley

[58:54]Formed a second group

[58:55]Blackstreet

[58:56]And he was also the guy

[58:57]Who helped formed

[58:58]Rex and Effect

[59:00]Rex and Effect

[59:01]This was one of the guys

[59:02]Who helped form that group

[59:03]He also actually went on

[59:12]I don't know if Rob's joke

[59:14]Stayed in or not

[59:14]But he went on to work

[59:15]With Michael Jackson

[59:16]On Dangerous

[59:17]Which is actually considered

[59:19]The best selling

[59:19]New Jack Swing album ever

[59:21]Dangerous

[59:22]Maybe the last New Jack Swing

[59:23]Right?

[59:23]That was like the very end

[59:24]Of New Jack Swing

[59:25]By the time Dangerous came out

[59:26]So moving forward

[59:28]A couple years here

[59:29]This is 1989

[59:30]From Don't Be Cruel

[59:32]Bobby Brown

[59:33]My Prerogative

[59:33]Check this out

[59:34]By the way

[59:38]If you heard Russell mention

[59:39]My edited out joke

[59:40]You don't know

[59:40]What I'm talking about

[59:41]The joke wasn't that bad

[59:42]I know you're thinking

[59:42]It was like really bad

[59:43]It wasn't that bad

[59:44]So my understanding

[59:47]Bobby Brown

[59:48]Prerogative

[59:49]New edition

[59:49]He leaves new edition

[59:51]In 1985

[59:52]To start a solo career

[59:53]He has a couple hits

[59:54]And then this one

[59:55]Really takes him off

[59:56]And so my understanding

[59:58]Is like

[59:58]My prerogative

[59:59]Is kind of him

[60:00]Taking on people

[60:01]Who ripped him

[60:01]For leaving new edition

[60:02]It's kind of like

[60:03]Similar to Control

[60:04]Right?

[60:04]Where he's like

[60:05]Hey I'm doing my own thing

[60:06]I'm gonna go out

[60:07]And like screw you people

[60:08]For giving me a hard time

[60:09]About it right?

[60:10]Yeah and that same thing

[60:11]Of like I was a child star

[60:12]But now I'm grown up

[60:13]It's like you know

[60:13]Britney Spears did it

[60:14]With Toxic right?

[60:15]It's that they gotta

[60:16]Like do their thing

[60:17]Where they're like

[60:17]Claiming their adulthood

[60:18]And their independence

[60:19]Can I ask you guys something?

[60:21]Do you see how

[60:22]My prerogative is spelled

[60:23]On this thing?

[60:24]Is that really how

[60:24]You spell prerogative?

[60:25]P-R-E-R-O-G-A-T-I-V-E

[60:29]Yeah I think it's

[60:30]P-R

[60:30]P-R?

[60:31]It's a word that starts

[60:33]With P-R-E-R

[60:35]I'm prerogative

[60:37]Prerogative

[60:38]Prerogative

[60:38]I mean

[60:39]I know you can be

[60:43]Pre-rogative

[60:45]And post-rogative

[60:46]But can you ever

[60:47]Just be

[60:47]Ogative?

[60:48]Rogative

[60:49]Or rogative?

[60:51]Well I think I dropped

[60:53]My rogative

[60:54]No that's mine

[60:55]Oh you're a long distance runner?

[60:58]Yeah I'm

[60:58]I'm pre

[60:59]Maybe you've heard of me

[61:00]That's my rogative

[61:01]I'm prerogative

[61:03]So

[61:04]Bobby Brown leaves

[61:05]New Edition

[61:06]And there were three

[61:07]Backup singers

[61:08]That were in New Edition

[61:09]That wanted to

[61:10]Kind of replicate

[61:11]What he had done before

[61:12]They ended up

[61:13]Forming a group called

[61:13]Bell Bib DeVoe

[61:14]This is Poison

[61:15]From 1990

[61:16]Oh man

[61:18]Oh man

[61:19]Okay

[61:21]I mean it does sound like

[61:22]All these songs

[61:23]Have the same drum track right?

[61:24]Yes

[61:25]I think that's a big part

[61:26]Of that sound though

[61:27]Yes

[61:27]It's the same drum machine Aaron

[61:29]Yeah

[61:29]This is a song that

[61:30]If you put it on for your kids

[61:31]And you sing every word

[61:33]They look at you like

[61:34]You're from another planet

[61:35]They're like

[61:35]What is this shit

[61:36]That you're listening to?

[61:37]I'm like

[61:37]Oh I've heard this song

[61:38]A million times

[61:39]That and I like big butts

[61:41]And I cannot lie

[61:41]I really

[61:42]Now can I ask you

[61:44]Russell I know you've got

[61:45]Something with this

[61:45]But can I ask you

[61:46]I sang this song

[61:47]A million times

[61:47]I know all the lyrics

[61:49]At the end

[61:50]What does he say?

[61:50]ABC

[61:52]BBD

[61:53]Do you guys know

[61:54]What I'm talking about?

[61:54]ABD

[61:56]Bell Bib DeVoe

[61:57]Listen

[61:57]ABC BBD

[61:58]BBD is Bell Bib DeVoe

[62:00]Right?

[62:00]Yeah

[62:01]East Coast Family

[62:04]Is that

[62:04]Oh I missed it there

[62:05]Okay so what are they saying?

[62:06]ABC

[62:07]I think ABC is

[62:09]There's a

[62:09]There's another

[62:10]Hip hop group

[62:11]Or another

[62:12]Group kind of

[62:13]In this genre of music

[62:14]And then BBD is

[62:15]Bell Bib DeVoe

[62:16]ABC

[62:16]Yeah ABC was

[62:17]Another bad creation

[62:18]There you go

[62:19]Well

[62:20]Then they're all part of

[62:23]The East Coast family

[62:24]That's right

[62:25]Time to die

[62:25]That's the last thing

[62:26]I ever wanted to know

[62:27]In my life

[62:27]Goodbye

[62:27]And so those guys

[62:29]Were backup singers

[62:30]With New Edition

[62:31]Their names

[62:32]Bell, Bivens, and DeVoe

[62:33]And the person

[62:34]Who actually recommended

[62:35]They do an album together

[62:36]Was Jimmy Jam

[62:37]So

[62:38]Oh no way

[62:39]So Bell Bib DeVoe

[62:40]Also had Bobby Brown

[62:41]But his name

[62:42]Wasn't in the title

[62:43]Like

[62:43]No

[62:44]Because it was

[62:45]After the New Edition

[62:46]Before Bell Bib DeVoe

[62:47]Wait so was

[62:48]Bobby Brown

[62:48]And Bell Bib DeVoe

[62:49]What?

[62:51]He was in New Edition

[62:52]But that's

[62:53]And so was

[62:54]Bell Bib DeVoe

[62:54]Yes

[62:56]But then Bobby Brown

[62:56]Left to do a solo thing

[62:58]And they changed

[62:59]Their name to

[62:59]Bell Bib DeVoe

[63:00]Yeah

[63:02]The three remaining

[63:02]Backup singers

[63:03]Formed Bell Bib DeVoe

[63:04]Way better name

[63:04]Than New Edition

[63:05]Bell Bib DeVoe

[63:06]I bet they were just waiting

[63:06]They're like

[63:07]Bell Bib DeVoe Brown

[63:08]It's too much

[63:09]We gotta get rid of

[63:09]This fucking guy

[63:10]Get him out of here

[63:11]Rob you were talking

[63:12]About the lyrics

[63:13]I thought the lyrics

[63:13]You were gonna bring up

[63:14]Which is an all-timer

[63:15]Is never trust a big butt

[63:17]And a smile

[63:17]What are you guys

[63:18]Thoughts on that

[63:18]Trusting a big butt

[63:20]And a smile

[63:20]I've always known

[63:21]Not to do it

[63:22]I just know

[63:23]It's part of our

[63:25]DNA

[63:25]You can't trust it

[63:26]That's why my wife

[63:27]Never smiles at me

[63:28]And it's good

[63:28]But here's the thing

[63:29]How would you see

[63:30]Both at the same time

[63:31]You know what I mean

[63:32]Really a butt

[63:33]Is just a smile

[63:34]That's turned sideways

[63:35]If you think about it

[63:35]That's what my dad

[63:36]Always said

[63:36]Growing up

[63:38]Next song on the list

[63:40]We're gonna go

[63:40]1990

[63:41]But I figured

[63:42]We needed to get

[63:42]Beck should deserve

[63:44]A bigger laugh

[63:44]Ever trust a big butt

[63:45]With a disco ball

[63:46]Shining on it

[63:48]We got all these

[63:50]We gotta get some musicians

[63:51]From Oakland

[63:52]So the next one

[63:53]We're gonna get is

[63:53]From 1990

[63:55]This is

[63:55]Tony Tony Tony

[63:56]Feels good

[63:57]Oh yeah

[63:58]This one's on the radio

[63:59]All the time out here still

[64:00]Raphael Sidi

[64:01]Yeah

[64:01]When I found out

[64:04]Tony Tony Tony

[64:05]Were guys

[64:07]Wait are they?

[64:09]That blows my mind

[64:11]That still blows my mind

[64:12]That blows my mind

[64:13]In 2022

[64:13]They may not even have

[64:15]Anyone named Tony

[64:16]In the group

[64:17]I'm not sure

[64:17]I'm not sure

[64:18]No they don't

[64:19]I believe

[64:19]It's a reverse

[64:20]Belvedere DeVoe situation

[64:22]The guys who produced

[64:24]Tony Tony Tony

[64:25]Also produced another group

[64:26]From Oakland

[64:27]Aaron

[64:27]We'll see if you remember them

[64:28]This group didn't make the list

[64:29]But you guys remember

[64:30]En Vogue

[64:31]Oh yeah

[64:32]Do I remember En Vogue

[64:33]En Vogue was another

[64:34]Oakland group

[64:35]That had some

[64:35]Never gonna give it

[64:36]Never gonna give it

[64:37]That's true

[64:38]That's true

[64:39]Yeah Raphael Sidiq

[64:39]Produced a lot

[64:40]Then he ended up

[64:41]Working with D'Angelo

[64:42]And he's done a bunch of hits

[64:43]I think

[64:44]I think

[64:44]I think

[64:45]I think En Vogue

[64:46]Literally taught me

[64:47]About racism

[64:48]With a song

[64:48]I think that's the first time

[64:49]I ever heard about racism

[64:50]Was through that En Vogue song

[64:52]Cause they said

[64:52]You wanna hear a song

[64:53]About racism

[64:53]Here you go

[64:54]So good

[64:55]Alright last song on the list

[64:57]For

[64:58]The best

[64:59]The best New Jack Swing songs

[65:01]This is 1991

[65:01]We've talked about this band before

[65:03]But normally we talk about

[65:04]The super low voice guy

[65:06]Instead we're gonna talk

[65:07]About their first hit

[65:08]This is Motown Philly

[65:09]Boyz II Men

[65:10]From Cool High

[65:10]I just played this

[65:11]I just played this

[65:13]From the house the other day

[65:13]It still rocks

[65:18]It turns out

[65:20]These guys got their

[65:21]First big break

[65:22]They were backstage

[65:22]At a Bell Biv DeVoe concert

[65:24]And they sang

[65:25]For Michael Bivens

[65:26]One of the guys

[65:27]At Bell Biv DeVoe

[65:28]And that's what got them

[65:29]Signed for Motown Records

[65:30]Oh my god

[65:31]Can you imagine that

[65:32]Amazing

[65:32]You'd have to be so good

[65:34]Can you imagine

[65:35]How

[65:35]BBD

[65:36]They all had the same

[65:37]Jeans on

[65:38]And Bivens said

[65:40]Why do you guys

[65:40]All have the same jeans on

[65:41]And they said

[65:42]Well because we're a group

[65:43]And then they just

[65:43]Busted into this right

[65:44]Isn't that what goes

[65:45]Is that true

[65:45]No

[65:46]I don't think so

[65:48]I just picture them

[65:49]In these videos

[65:50]They had dressed all the same

[65:52]Can you imagine

[65:53]Can you imagine

[65:54]If that happened to us guys

[65:55]You know what I mean

[65:57]Like if we were

[65:57]We're at a

[65:58]If we were all

[65:59]In Dante Culpepper jerseys

[66:00]And we were backstage

[66:01]In white jeans

[66:02]Right

[66:02]And somebody goes

[66:03]What are you guys

[66:05]And we go

[66:05]We're a singing group

[66:07]Group

[66:08]Girl

[66:11]East Coast

[66:12]Your butt crack

[66:13]Is just a smile

[66:13]Turned sideways

[66:14]I don't know

[66:17]I love it

[66:19]When that disco ball

[66:20]Hits your sideways smile

[66:22]Girl

[66:24]I will not hold hands

[66:26]With you inside of it

[66:27]At Hope Depot

[66:27]So that's it

[66:31]Those are the greatest songs

[66:33]For the New Jack Swing

[66:34]Which are inspired

[66:34]By one of Janet Jackson's

[66:36]Greatest hits

[66:37]Honestly

[66:37]That was fantastic

[66:38]Honestly

[66:38]Again it's probably

[66:40]Because we were

[66:41]That you know

[66:42]Like just getting to music

[66:43]But like

[66:43]That's some good stuff there

[66:45]The New Jack sound

[66:46]All of it

[66:47]Yes

[66:48]Is good stuff

[66:48]The amount of times

[66:49]I watch people grind

[66:51]Those songs

[66:51]During middle school dances

[66:52]Was unbelievable

[66:53]Yeah

[66:55]Were you ever

[66:55]Were you ever the one

[66:56]Grinding Rob or not

[66:57]No

[66:58]I'd go to the bathroom

[66:58]Doing slow songs

[66:59]You know that

[66:59]I told

[67:00]I said that

[67:01]My girl was going to a

[67:02]To a middle school dance

[67:03]And my wife and I

[67:04]You can tell

[67:05]We had very different experiences

[67:06]Did I tell you guys this

[67:07]No

[67:08]I don't know

[67:09]She was like

[67:09]Well I'm going to middle school dance

[67:10]And I was like

[67:10]Listen

[67:11]During the slow songs

[67:13]You can just go to the bathroom

[67:15]It's not a big deal

[67:15]You get out of it

[67:16]It's fine

[67:17]It's easy

[67:17]And my wife is like

[67:19]Oh my god

[67:19]School dances are so much fun

[67:21]You're going to have a great time

[67:22]You can just dance

[67:22]With anyone you want

[67:23]It's no big deal

[67:24]And I was like

[67:24]Yeah

[67:24]Exactly

[67:25]Very different experiences

[67:28]Aaron and Matt

[67:29]What was your school dance style

[67:31]Were you out on the dance floor

[67:32]The whole time

[67:33]I've told you my school dance story

[67:34]Where my

[67:35]Where my date

[67:35]Got together with

[67:36]Her ex-boyfriend

[67:37]On the dance floor

[67:38]But yeah

[67:39]I was always on the dance floor

[67:40]I was always out there

[67:41]I was out there

[67:42]The entire time

[67:43]Yes

[67:44]The entire

[67:45]We used to get there

[67:46]I don't know

[67:46]It was like 830

[67:47]Or 910

[67:48]Every school dance

[67:48]The entire time

[67:50]Yeah

[67:51]We had a lot

[67:51]I didn't

[67:52]I was too nervous to dance

[67:54]I thought people were

[67:54]Like judging me

[67:55]And I was there

[67:55]In my silk shirt

[67:56]And like slick

[67:57]Because I would still

[67:58]Slick my hair back

[67:59]And then of course

[68:00]They would do that

[68:00]Classic Rob thing

[68:01]Where it would be

[68:01]Curly on the side still

[68:03]So I'd have slicked on the top

[68:04]Curly on the side

[68:05]So I looked just like a clown

[68:06]And in retrospect

[68:08]I should have just danced

[68:09]That's all I wanted to do

[68:09]Is dance the whole time

[68:10]I love to dance

[68:11]You know that

[68:11]Russell knows that

[68:12]He's seen me break a leg

[68:13]I've seen it

[68:15]I kind of want to

[68:15]I kind of want to listen

[68:17]To some new

[68:17]Jack Swing now

[68:18]By the way

[68:19]Great name

[68:20]We are

[68:20]It's Janet Jackson

[68:21]It's this new Jack Swing

[68:22]We have really

[68:23]A bad time for it

[68:24]You can hear actually

[68:28]That the new Jack

[68:28]Kind of bumped up

[68:30]The tempos a little bit

[68:31]Like this is a little

[68:31]More laid back

[68:32]Now that we

[68:33]Come back to this

[68:34]So this song

[68:35]What Have You Done

[68:36]For Me Lately

[68:36]Was a major MTV catalyst

[68:39]It's Janet Jackson

[68:41]Dancing in her apartment

[68:42]With a chair

[68:43]And it's one of the

[68:45]Sexiest things

[68:46]You'll ever see

[68:46]And guess what

[68:47]Guess who the

[68:48]Choreographer was

[68:49]I'll give you a hint

[68:52]Think about somebody

[68:52]Having sex

[68:53]With a cat

[68:54]Okay

[68:54]With an animated cat

[68:56]Yeah

[68:56]It's Paula Abdul

[68:57]That's very interesting

[69:00]Because all week

[69:01]When we were listening

[69:01]To this

[69:01]My wife kept saying

[69:02]This makes me think

[69:03]Of Paula Abdul

[69:03]Totally

[69:04]Who I would imagine

[69:05]Paula was probably

[69:06]Taking her sound

[69:07]From Janet

[69:07]But I did not know

[69:08]They'd work together

[69:09]Elsewhere

[69:09]You don't think

[69:10]Paula Abdul

[69:10]Influenced Janet

[69:11]Like Janet listened

[69:11]To Paula Abdul

[69:12]I was like wow

[69:13]I love this one song

[69:14]I think it was probably

[69:15]Janet first

[69:16]But no

[69:17]I gotta give

[69:18]Anna a shot

[69:18]For that one

[69:19]She just realized

[69:19]How powerful

[69:20]A cartoon cat is

[69:21]When we still talk

[69:22]About Paula Abdul

[69:23]She had like

[69:24]That one good song

[69:25]That's it

[69:25]Because of MC's

[69:26]Cat Cat

[69:26]Right

[69:27]Were you watching

[69:27]No

[69:28]Were you watching

[69:28]The rest of the video

[69:29]You were watching

[69:30]The cat

[69:30]Well yeah

[69:32]Didn't she have

[69:32]Sex with the cat

[69:33]Isn't that what happened

[69:34]I don't

[69:34]No

[69:35]I don't know

[69:35]Let's pay attention

[69:37]To the cat

[69:37]They might have

[69:37]Just been dancing

[69:38]I thought they were

[69:39]Holding hands

[69:39]In a Home Depot

[69:40]Pause

[69:41]Is this another

[69:41]Mariah Carey

[69:42]Video

[69:43]Situation

[69:45]Where Rob's

[69:46]Recollection

[69:46]Of the video

[69:47]Is part of

[69:47]You guys know

[69:48]What we might

[69:48]Have to do

[69:48]Sometime

[69:49]Could be

[69:49]Sometime

[69:51]Not today

[69:51]Might have to

[69:52]Do another

[69:53]Four

[69:53]Three

[69:54]Two

[69:55]One

[69:56]Four

[69:57]Another

[69:58]Another

[69:58]Video

[69:59]Breakdown

[70:01]Long way to go

[70:02]It was worth it

[70:03]I did read that song

[70:04]Was about an annulment

[70:05]Yep

[70:05]An annulment

[70:07]Of her marriage

[70:08]I was wondering

[70:08]Rob if this is

[70:09]Where you were

[70:09]Going to talk

[70:10]About your

[70:10]Previous

[70:10]Annulments

[70:11]What does

[70:14]That mean

[70:14]An annulment

[70:15]Like is that

[70:16]Just like

[70:16]Where it's like

[70:17]Everybody's like

[70:17]Yeah this church

[70:18]This sucks

[70:19]We're out of here

[70:19]It never happened

[70:20]Like so you can

[70:21]Get married

[70:21]See you get married

[70:22]Again in the

[70:22]Catholic church

[70:23]But what's the

[70:24]Difference between

[70:24]That and like a

[70:24]Divorce like

[70:25]Is it just like

[70:26]Everybody says

[70:27]Yeah this is bad

[70:28]Or what

[70:28]Divorce isn't

[70:29]Allowed in the

[70:30]Some

[70:31]Christian

[70:32]Very interested

[70:32]In this topic

[70:33]Yeah

[70:34]No

[70:34]Things are going

[70:35]Fine

[70:36]I don't

[70:36]I don't know

[70:37]If you can get

[70:37]An annulment

[70:38]After 15 years

[70:39]Or wherever

[70:39]You're at Rob

[70:40]I think there's

[70:41]Going to be

[70:42]Need to be

[70:42]A divvying up

[70:43]Of assets

[70:44]Yeah that's what

[70:45]I'm talking about

[70:46]Divvy up that

[70:46]Asset

[70:47]You can be

[70:49]Mine

[70:49]This is a jam

[70:53]It is right

[70:54]Yeah

[70:55]This is a

[70:57]Badass keyboard

[70:58]Solo in the

[70:59]Middle of this

[70:59]One too

[70:59]Now you're

[71:00]Telling me that

[71:01]New kids on the

[71:02]Block didn't

[71:02]Take the right

[71:03]Stuff from this

[71:04]You gotta be kidding

[71:05]No it sounds

[71:05]Just like

[71:06]No absolutely

[71:06]It sounds just

[71:07]Like it right

[71:07]I mean Aaron

[71:08]Why would you

[71:08]Defend the new

[71:09]Kids on the

[71:09]Block and not

[71:10]Defend Janet Jackson

[71:11]I mean that's

[71:11]Crazy that you

[71:12]Would bring that

[71:12]Up

[71:13]I'm so confused

[71:14]You think the

[71:14]New kids on the

[71:15]Block are better

[71:15]Than Janet Jackson

[71:16]Aaron

[71:16]That's crazy

[71:17]What is happening

[71:18]Here

[71:18]Wow

[71:19]I can't believe

[71:20]That happened in

[71:20]Some parts that

[71:21]Were edited out

[71:21]Earlier and it

[71:22]Wasn't an offensive

[71:23]Joke

[71:23]Didn't that one

[71:25]New kid burn

[71:26]Down a building

[71:27]Or something

[71:27]What was the

[71:28]New kid that

[71:29]Got in legal

[71:29]Trouble back in

[71:30]The day

[71:30]It's probably

[71:30]Donnie Wahlberg

[71:31]Right I think

[71:32]Donnie has

[71:32]Again then he

[71:33]Showed up in

[71:33]The sixth sense

[71:34]As a trouble

[71:35]Former patient

[71:36]Of Bruce Willis

[71:37]Then he married

[71:40]What's her name

[71:41]Jenny McCartney

[71:42]McCarthy

[71:42]He did

[71:43]Oh Aaron

[71:44]Jenny McCarthy

[71:45]Don't you watch

[71:45]New Year's Eve

[71:46]He's at

[71:46]Every one

[71:47]And gets to

[71:47]Make out with

[71:47]Jenny McCarthy

[71:48]Donnie Wahlberg

[71:50]I mean can you

[71:52]Imagine making out

[71:53]With the real

[71:53]Jenny McCarthy

[71:54]And not her

[71:54]Maxim picture

[71:56]What do you mean

[71:57]What's the real

[71:58]What does that mean

[71:59]Like the real

[72:00]Rob's saying that

[72:00]He may have spent

[72:01]Some time

[72:02]He used to make

[72:02]Out with Maxim

[72:03]Magazines

[72:04]Yeah

[72:04]You guys remember

[72:05]Maxim

[72:06]Maxim was so great

[72:07]He was like

[72:08]Hey do you like

[72:09]Porno

[72:09]Okay you can

[72:12]Buy this

[72:12]And not feel

[72:12]Embarrassed

[72:13]He was always

[72:16]Like

[72:16]There are some

[72:17]Great articles

[72:17]Yeah it was always

[72:18]Like things

[72:19]Girls like

[72:20]About guys

[72:20]Girls like it

[72:21]When guys are messy

[72:22]We had a bad

[72:24]Experience with Maxim

[72:25]Yeah we had a bad

[72:26]Experience with Maxim

[72:26]Because we tried

[72:27]To watch all 50

[72:28]Of the

[72:29]They did the 50

[72:30]Greatest sex scenes

[72:30]Of all time

[72:31]Yeah

[72:32]And it included

[72:32]Movies like

[72:33]Angel Heart

[72:33]With Mickey Rourke

[72:34]And Lisa Bonet

[72:35]What were some

[72:36]Of the other

[72:36]Like oh like

[72:37]I think probably

[72:37]Fucking Jason's

[72:38]Lyric was in there

[72:39]Or something

[72:39]Just like

[72:40]Depressing movies

[72:42]Like hard to watch

[72:43]Movies except for

[72:44]The sex scenes

[72:44]But we

[72:45]Probably

[72:46]Plowed through

[72:46]We watched all of them

[72:47]But it was not pleasant

[72:48]Especially when you're

[72:50]Watching it with a

[72:51]Cartoon cat

[72:51]It's really awkward

[72:52]You take two steps

[72:56]Forward then you

[72:57]Eat my ass

[72:57]What?

[72:59]That's trying to

[73:00]Think of a rhyme

[73:01]We don't need to

[73:02]Do those again Rob

[73:03]Don't tell my wife

[73:04]She thinks it's

[73:05]A normal thing

[73:06]That you

[73:06]You should

[73:07]It has to be done

[73:08]Medically

[73:08]I could get

[73:10]Really hurt

[73:10]I've got blue ass

[73:14]Alright

[73:15]Rob's been thinking

[73:16]For three weeks

[73:16]About how he could

[73:17]Do more ass eating jokes

[73:18]No I'm done

[73:20]I could get

[73:22]Really hurt

[73:22]I know Russell

[73:23]Doesn't like it

[73:24]Alright

[73:25]And she's a doctor

[73:26]That's even funnier

[73:27]Because she's a doctor

[73:28]Now

[73:30]She's like looking

[73:30]Through medical journals

[73:31]All weekend

[73:32]Trying to figure out

[73:33]There's just

[73:34]There's no

[73:35]There's no science

[73:36]Behind it Rob

[73:37]I don't get it

[73:37]What

[73:38]How can you get hurt

[73:39]I have blue walls

[73:40]It happened

[73:40]You guys

[73:41]The worst

[73:43]I've often said that

[73:44]I will not have

[73:45]A hot for teacher

[73:46]On my

[73:46]Weight room

[73:47]Playlist

[73:48]When I work at school

[73:48]Right

[73:49]It's a disaster

[73:50]You can't go by

[73:50]See a teacher

[73:51]Working out to

[73:52]Hot for teacher

[73:52]But imagine

[73:53]If you were a principal

[73:54]And you're in your office

[73:55]And you're listening

[73:56]To some music

[73:57]On a Spotify station

[73:58]Or whatever

[73:58]And this is on

[73:59]Principal of pleasure

[74:05]Principal of pleasure

[74:07]If you're listening

[74:08]To the pressure principal

[74:09]In your office

[74:10]That would be a bummer

[74:11]Can't be doing that

[74:12]Has there ever been

[74:13]A wrestler

[74:14]Called the principal

[74:15]Of pleasure?

[74:15]Oh that'd be so good

[74:16]That would be a great

[74:17]Wrestling name

[74:17]This character

[74:18]Would be an erotic principal

[74:19]So good

[74:25]This is her only single

[74:28]To not hit top 10

[74:30]Until her next one

[74:32]In 2001

[74:33]From 86 to 2001

[74:34]Every single she released

[74:35]To hit the top 10

[74:37]Jeez

[74:37]I think that was

[74:38]The only one on the album

[74:39]That wasn't written by

[74:40]Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis

[74:41]I mean it's crazy

[74:42]You can hear the difference

[74:43]This album is huge

[74:43]Now you hear the difference

[74:44]That's true

[74:45]Yeah

[74:45]It definitely is more

[74:46]Of a generic pop song

[74:47]Can I ask you guys a question?

[74:49]I know Matt brought this up

[74:51]On Michael Jackson albums before

[74:52]Is there any part of this

[74:54]That it felt too sterile to you?

[74:55]It's almost like too perfect

[74:57]Yeah

[74:57]Like it feels like

[74:58]It's made in a lab

[74:59]If you will

[75:00]Do you guys get that feel at all?

[75:02]Yes

[75:02]I do

[75:04]And I used to think

[75:06]That I was against that

[75:07]But then Beyonce came along

[75:08]And I'm all for it now

[75:10]But yeah

[75:11]I definitely know

[75:13]What you're saying there Russell

[75:14]For sure

[75:14]I think

[75:15]Yeah you're totally right Russell

[75:17]And it's also

[75:18]It speaks to the fact

[75:19]That it's only nine songs

[75:20]This was definitely

[75:21]A tightly controlled

[75:23]No pun intended

[75:25]Effort to make a hit album

[75:27]That was

[75:28]Just hits

[75:29]And super tight

[75:31]It kind of gets to my

[75:32]My final point

[75:34]Which is I don't know

[75:34]I don't really know

[75:35]How you choose between this

[75:36]And Rhythm Nation

[75:37]But I do think Rhythm Nation

[75:38]Has some more

[75:39]You know

[75:40]Some rougher edges

[75:42]And is possibly

[75:43]Kind of bloated

[75:44]But I think

[75:45]Yeah you're right Russell

[75:46]This sounds like

[75:46]It was just created

[75:47]Specifically to make

[75:48]Radio hits

[75:49]Pumped right into people's ears

[75:50]I mean if you would have said

[75:51]What's one of the biggest albums

[75:52]Of the 80s

[75:53]Would you have said

[75:53]Control by Janet Jackson

[75:55]I mean I'm starting to think

[75:56]This is like a

[75:56]Seminal album

[75:58]Of the 80s pop

[76:00]I mean it's already led

[76:01]To all this stuff

[76:01]We've already talked about

[76:02]But it's just huge

[76:03]It's like

[76:03]Selling wise

[76:05]I mean how it's set up

[76:06]How it sounds

[76:06]It's just like

[76:07]It sets the tone

[76:08]For a lot of it

[76:09]When I think of you

[76:11]This is Janet Jackson's

[76:13]First number one hit

[76:14]Yeah

[76:15]Yeah a little more space

[76:23]In this one

[76:23]A little more minimalist

[76:25]Yeah

[76:26]And a little bit more

[76:28]Probably what they expected

[76:29]Out of a pop song

[76:29]At the time right

[76:30]Like yeah

[76:31]This feels very radio

[76:33]Friendly

[76:34]Damn she can sing though

[76:36]Looks like Control

[76:39]Was the 60th

[76:40]Best selling album

[76:41]Of the 80s

[76:42]Boy

[76:43]Yeah

[76:43]Yeah

[76:44]Yeah

[76:45]You gotta wonder

[76:46]If she was white

[76:47]If that would be like

[76:48]More like 6th

[76:49]Two steps in front of Madonna

[76:50]Madonna's self-titled album

[76:53]From 83

[76:53]Was just below it

[76:55]In terms of sales

[76:56]Oh that's interesting

[76:57]Yeah

[76:57]I wonder if it's just

[76:58]Too in front of its time

[77:00]The whole front half of this

[77:01]Is all that new

[77:02]Jack Swing stuff

[77:03]Now that I've heard

[77:03]I've learned about that

[77:04]I'm actually pretty smart in it

[77:05]Rhythm Nation was a higher

[77:06]Selling one

[77:07]Rhythm Nation sold

[77:08]Was in the 40s

[77:10]So Rhythm Nation

[77:11]Was a better seller

[77:12]Yeah Rhythm Nation

[77:12]Has some massive hits

[77:14]He doesn't know

[77:17]I'm alive

[77:17]This is me

[77:18]In a middle school dance

[77:19]Right here

[77:20]I love her voice on this

[77:23]You guys

[77:26]One thing I have

[77:27]A surprise to share

[77:28]With you guys

[77:29]As you guys know

[77:30]We try to pair cocktails

[77:31]On this

[77:32]Quest of ours

[77:33]And a while back

[77:34]I got a text

[77:35]From a listener

[77:35]And they told me

[77:37]There's a new book out

[77:38]It's called

[77:38]Booze and Vinyl 2

[77:40]The authors of

[77:41]Booze and Vinyl

[77:42]Have put out a new book

[77:43]That has 70

[77:44]New albums

[77:45]With new cocktails

[77:46]And everything

[77:46]And Janet Jackson's

[77:47]In the book

[77:48]Oh

[77:48]But I thought I could

[77:50]Share a quote

[77:51]At the beginning of the book

[77:52]That I thought you guys

[77:53]Would enjoy

[77:53]Is it a baby Guinness?

[77:54]Because that's not

[77:55]Going to be very many

[77:55]Songs

[77:56]Sorry I've got to

[77:59]Go use the bathroom

[78:00]I'll come back and tell you

[78:01]There's a quote at the end

[78:03]From someone named

[78:04]John Peel

[78:04]It says

[78:04]Somebody was trying

[78:05]To tell me that

[78:06]CDs are better than vinyl

[78:07]Because they don't have

[78:09]Any surface noise

[78:10]I said listen mate

[78:11]Life has surface noise

[78:13]Oh that's beautiful

[78:14]There you go

[78:15]Love it

[78:16]So this one

[78:17]Control by Janet Jackson

[78:20]Is in Booze and Vinyl 2

[78:21]They say you should

[78:23]Drop the needle

[78:24]Come up

[78:25]Or queue up some

[78:25]Janet Jackson videos

[78:26]And serve extra large drinks

[78:28]To anyone who

[78:29]Masters her moves

[78:30]And on side B

[78:31]They recommend

[78:32]A rendezvous

[78:33]Have you ever had

[78:33]A rendezvous before?

[78:34]No

[78:34]Now does it have

[78:37]Ron Diaz rum in it?

[78:38]God I hope so

[78:39]It does not

[78:40]It has two ounces

[78:41]Of gin

[78:41]Three quarters ounce

[78:43]Maraschino

[78:44]Liquor

[78:44]And three quarters ounce

[78:47]Of fresh lime juice

[78:48]So that's a rendezvous

[78:52]Not much more

[78:56]Than a baby Guinness

[78:57]Although

[78:57]That was a little bit healthier

[78:59]That almost sounds

[78:59]Like a health drink to me

[79:00]Russell

[79:00]Like

[79:01]Do you feel healthier?

[79:02]Well yeah

[79:05]I'm gonna get scurvy

[79:06]With all that lime juice

[79:07]In there

[79:08]So that's good

[79:08]I'm gonna keep

[79:09]The rickets away

[79:10]The rickets?

[79:12]Yeah you can take that

[79:13]On a cruise around the world

[79:14]No problem

[79:14]What they suggested

[79:16]On side A

[79:17]Just in case anyone's looking

[79:18]Was a cognac and coke

[79:19]Does that sound good

[79:20]To you guys?

[79:21]That sounds great

[79:21]Absolutely not

[79:22]In the same glass?

[79:24]Booze and Vinyl 2

[79:37]Go check it out

[79:38]People will like it

[79:39]The sequel

[79:40]Part 2

[79:41]So are you

[79:42]You're really drinking that drink?

[79:43]Let me see that Russell

[79:44]Let me see that drink again

[79:45]God that looks good

[79:47]It's like

[79:47]Fire engine red

[79:49]It's like so bright

[79:49]It's very red

[79:50]Well I might have

[79:51]I might have overdone

[79:52]The maraschino liqueur

[79:53]No such thing

[79:56]No such thing

[79:57]Russell you had

[79:58]All those ingredients

[79:59]Come on now

[80:00]Yeah

[80:00]Well I

[80:01]I subbed out

[80:02]My maraschino liqueur

[80:03]With just

[80:03]Cherry juice

[80:04]From the

[80:05]The bottle

[80:06]Oh I mean

[80:06]That's pretty good

[80:08]Okay okay

[80:09]Russell

[80:09]Now be honest

[80:10]Be honest with me

[80:11]You had lime juice?

[80:12]I had a lime juice

[80:13]I had a lime

[80:14]I had a regular lime

[80:15]Yes

[80:15]I was hoping

[80:15]You'd use 7-Up again

[80:16]Now the song

[80:20]That Russell

[80:21]Could most relate to

[80:21]Let's wait a while

[80:22]I love this song

[80:23]I

[80:24]I just love

[80:27]Them soft keys

[80:28]You do like this one

[80:29]Yes I love it

[80:30]It's so cheesy

[80:31]It's the worst

[80:31]I know

[80:32]I can't get enough of it

[80:33]I love it

[80:34]The co-writer's

[80:36]Experience with abstinence

[80:38]And it's like

[80:39]Hey Janet

[80:39]Can you sing this?

[80:40]Not knowing

[80:40]The rest of the album

[80:41]Was like

[80:41]Made you want to

[80:42]Bang big time

[80:43]As any relationship

[80:45]That was built on the premise

[80:46]Of waiting a while

[80:47]Ever worked out

[80:47]The answer is no

[80:49]Right?

[80:51]Yeah no you're right

[80:51]Yeah like

[80:52]Mine's been

[80:53]Gaining weight after a while

[80:55]But that's a different

[80:55]As my lady pointed out

[80:59]This is definitely

[80:59]Not a fuckfest song

[81:01]This one is not

[81:02]One you'd play

[81:02]At a fuckfest

[81:03]We should ask

[81:07]We should ask

[81:08]Magic Mike

[81:09]69

[81:10]If he could like

[81:11]See if he could work it in

[81:12]See if he could somehow

[81:13]Figure it out

[81:14]Cause I'm

[81:14]If anybody can

[81:15]Magic Mike 69

[81:16]Can figure it out

[81:17]It's just like

[81:18]The most disciplined

[81:19]Fuckfest in the history

[81:20]Of the world

[81:20]Like everyone is just like

[81:22]Sitting around staring at

[81:23]Apple watches

[81:24]Yep

[81:25]Wait till it's time

[81:26]It would be me

[81:28]At the fuckfest you know

[81:29]Where everybody would be like

[81:29]Oh let's have some drinks

[81:30]And have some appetizers

[81:31]And I'd be like

[81:32]No that's not how this works

[81:36]We need to

[81:37]Take our time

[81:38]Let's wait a while

[81:40]Everybody's definitely

[81:42]Looking in each other's eyes

[81:43]When they're listening

[81:43]To that one

[81:44]I'd be like

[81:45]Have you guys ever seen

[81:45]Someone beat ball bull

[81:47]On Mike Tyson's

[81:48]Punch out on Nintendo

[81:48]I honestly think

[81:51]That if I was

[81:52]If you were at a fuckfest

[81:53]And you were sitting next to me

[81:54]I think you would just

[81:55]Turn to me and be like

[81:56]Let's wait a while

[81:58]Just hope

[82:04]You'd be like

[82:05]Hey let's wait

[82:05]And you're just hopeful

[82:07]You're like okay

[82:07]How long is a while

[82:09]There's a good chance

[82:10]This guy needs to go

[82:11]Use the bathroom

[82:12]Before this thing starts

[82:12]So I'm going to try to

[82:13]Yeah

[82:14]It's a reverse of the

[82:15]It's a reverse of the

[82:16]Middle school dance

[82:17]Right

[82:17]The fuckfest is a reverse

[82:19]Of the middle school dance

[82:20]Middle school dance

[82:20]I'm going to the bathroom

[82:21]The fuckfest

[82:23]The person sitting next to me

[82:24]Is going to the bathroom

[82:25]Trying to get out of there

[82:26]God my life is terrible

[82:27]Funny how time flies

[82:31]When you're having fun

[82:32]Now this

[82:34]Is so much

[82:36]Of the Janet Jackson

[82:37]That I'm used to

[82:38]Yeah

[82:38]From like

[82:39]90s Janet

[82:40]Where she's like

[82:41]Oh yeah

[82:42]You guys want to

[82:43]Bang them

[82:43]And check this song out

[82:45]Right

[82:45]I mean this is like

[82:47]Future Janet right

[82:48]Like this is

[82:49]Yeah

[82:50]That voice

[82:52]And don't forget

[82:55]Russell

[82:55]You think I'm not going

[82:56]To mention the album cover

[82:56]Where somebody's

[82:57]Holding their boobs

[82:58]It's all I can think about

[82:59]When I think about

[83:00]Janet Jackson

[83:00]I've already done

[83:03]A Super Bowl joke

[83:03]A lot of my life

[83:06]Is actually Janet Jackson

[83:07]Boobs related

[83:08]Wasn't that her husband

[83:08]At the time

[83:09]Wasn't it Renee Elizondo

[83:10]Who was holding onto him

[83:11]I thought that was

[83:11]A Rolling Stone cover

[83:12]Was that an album cover

[83:13]I don't know

[83:15]I had it

[83:16]Pasted into a

[83:18]Maxim magazine

[83:19]I put it

[83:21]Made my own Maxim

[83:23]One of the things

[83:24]In Aaron's mind

[83:25]Is he knows

[83:25]Who was holding onto

[83:26]Janet Jackson's breasts

[83:27]During the album cover

[83:28]That's like

[83:29]Part of what takes up

[83:30]Your wattage

[83:31]There

[83:31]Yeah

[83:33]Not a lot of wattage

[83:34]But I know that one

[83:35]I need system

[83:35]Andrew Elizondo

[83:37]Wasn't he like

[83:38]The nerd

[83:39]In the Cosby show

[83:40]Was that

[83:42]Alvin

[83:42]You guys know

[83:43]What I'm talking about

[83:44]Alvin

[83:44]What are you talking about

[83:45]What

[83:46]Yeah

[83:48]Revenge of the nerd

[83:49]He was married

[83:50]To the oldest daughter

[83:51]Lisa Bonet

[83:54]Nope

[83:55]She was

[83:55]Second

[83:56]By the way

[83:57]Who

[83:57]At some point

[83:58]Was dating

[83:59]Lenny Kravitz

[83:59]Married to him

[84:00]And I want to remind you again

[84:01]There's that video

[84:02]Of Lenny Kravitz

[84:02]Jumping up

[84:03]And doing the splits

[84:04]And another guy

[84:05]With an absolutely

[84:06]Massive cock

[84:07]I mean it's so big

[84:08]It's snaked out of his pants

[84:10]You gotta look up this video

[84:11]You know what

[84:12]We're gonna watch it

[84:13]After this episode

[84:14]There's so much

[84:15]Dong wattage

[84:15]In Rob's brain

[84:17]Hey listen

[84:18]When I brought up

[84:19]Liam Neeson

[84:19]Peeing his pants

[84:20]And the pee being

[84:21]Way down low

[84:21]I had multiple listeners

[84:23]Text me pictures

[84:24]Of Liam Neeson

[84:25]With pissed pants

[84:26]And how many of them

[84:28]Have you not seen before

[84:29]You've seen them all before

[84:30]I had seen them all

[84:31]Pissed pants

[84:33]Pissed pants

[84:34]Look at that

[84:39]I have a very

[84:40]Specific set of skills

[84:41]I have a very

[84:42]There's so many

[84:43]I mean there's so many

[84:44]Where there's multiple

[84:44]Look at this

[84:45]This was just a collage

[84:47]Of all the time

[84:47]He pissed his pants

[84:48]Hey it feels good

[84:51]Listen let's get into

[84:52]The rating system

[84:53]Okay we are talking

[84:54]About album 111

[84:56]Okay

[84:57]We are getting there Aaron

[84:59]We are slowly

[85:00]Climbing our way

[85:01]Through the list

[85:01]If peeing your pants

[85:03]Is cool

[85:04]Consider me Liam Neeson

[85:05]Look at that picture

[85:06]On the corner

[85:06]I mean just

[85:09]That's funny

[85:10]So many

[85:10]Pictures

[85:11]And I mean

[85:12]Don't talk about

[85:13]The party I went to

[85:14]In college

[85:15]Where they had

[85:15]The black light

[85:16]It just was like

[85:17]Oh no

[85:18]I don't do laundry

[85:19]In college

[85:19]Anyway

[85:20]Do you think like

[85:21]After the first

[85:22]18 pictures

[85:23]Of this happening

[85:23]He didn't say like

[85:24]Well maybe I should

[85:25]Get some different

[85:26]Colored pants

[85:26]Or something that

[85:27]Will cover this up

[85:28]A little better

[85:28]Or is he aware

[85:30]Does he google this

[85:31]And like try to get

[85:32]Google to take

[85:32]Them all down

[85:33]Or not

[85:33]If it's anything

[85:34]Like me

[85:35]I google my name

[85:36]In piss pants

[85:37]Almost every day

[85:38]Just to make sure

[85:38]Nothing's out there

[85:39]And we all

[85:41]We all know

[85:42]That I do have

[85:42]An issue with that

[85:43]Liam Neeson

[85:44]Evian

[85:45]I want to look up

[85:45]One thing

[85:46]And I'll be back

[85:46]With you guys

[85:47]For one second

[85:47]Yeah

[85:49]So Janice Dickinson

[85:51]In her autobiography

[85:52]Said that

[85:53]Liam Neeson's

[85:55]Cock looked like

[85:56]An Evian bottle

[85:56]What?

[85:57]Neeson hung

[85:59]Like Evian

[86:00]That is

[86:01]That is in text

[86:02]Do you know

[86:03]Anybody who knows

[86:04]More about celebrity

[86:05]Penises than I do

[86:05]No

[86:06]No

[86:06]No

[86:08]Colors

[86:09]Shapes

[86:10]Size

[86:10]Everything

[86:11]No I really

[86:11]Don't

[86:12]You're the number

[86:12]One

[86:13]Celebrity

[86:14]Penis

[86:14]After the song

[86:16]We're going to watch

[86:17]This Lenny Kravitz

[86:17]Penis video

[86:18]Different podcast

[86:19]Rob

[86:20]Start your own

[86:21]Separate

[86:21]Celebrity

[86:22]Penis

[86:22]Podcast

[86:23]Don't take that

[86:26]Idea

[86:26]And think about it

[86:28]Dong rhymes

[86:28]With theme song

[86:29]It writes itself

[86:30]I mean

[86:30]It's so good

[86:31]Listen

[86:32]But this is

[86:34]What this is

[86:34]This is the rating

[86:35]System

[86:35]Okay

[86:36]We were talking

[86:37]About Janet Jackson

[86:38]Control

[86:38]At 111

[86:40]Okay

[86:40]If you think

[86:40]This album

[86:41]Is perfect

[86:42]At 111

[86:43]Okay

[86:44]That is a rolling

[86:45]Well toned

[86:47]If you think

[86:48]This album

[86:49]Is nasty

[86:50]Oh

[86:51]Nasty boys

[86:52]Ooh

[86:53]You nasty boys

[86:54]Okay

[86:55]That's a nasty thing

[86:56]To say

[86:56]That you don't think

[86:57]It should be at 111

[86:57]It should be farther back

[86:58]This is a rolling

[86:59]Groan

[87:00]And I'm going to edit that

[87:04]So it sounds like

[87:05]It was right

[87:05]I found it right away

[87:06]Okay

[87:07]That is if you're a nasty boy

[87:08]If you think

[87:09]This album

[87:09]Should have been higher up

[87:10]Listen

[87:11]It's a seminal album

[87:12]Of the 80s

[87:13]So much of what I listened to

[87:15]Sounded like this album

[87:16]Growing up

[87:17]It's crazy

[87:18]How influential

[87:19]Janet Jackson

[87:20]Jimmy Jam

[87:20]The Minneapolis sound

[87:21]That was huge in pop

[87:23]This should be higher up

[87:24]On the list

[87:24]That would be a rolling

[87:26]Bone

[87:27]It should have been higher up

[87:28]We should have heard this already

[87:29]Before

[87:30]Tonight

[87:31]At 111

[87:32]Okay

[87:33]Now we are running long guys

[87:34]So please don't waste any time

[87:35]Let me know what you think

[87:36]Of this album

[87:37]Janet Jackson

[87:38]Control

[87:38]At 111

[87:40]Russell

[87:40]What do you think?

[87:41]I enjoyed the album

[87:43]For me

[87:43]I

[87:44]I almost would rather

[87:45]Just have a handful of songs

[87:47]On a playlist for me

[87:48]Like I was saying

[87:48]For me

[87:49]Some of it's like too pristine

[87:50]Like it's created in a lab

[87:52]It's just almost too perfect

[87:55]And a lot of the songs

[87:56]In the first half

[87:57]Felt kind of repetitive to me

[87:58]And then

[87:58]Where I was looking

[87:59]For something different

[88:00]You had these songs

[88:01]At the end

[88:01]Where there were these

[88:02]Really slow ballads

[88:03]Which weren't

[88:04]Really my favorite

[88:05]But some of the songs

[88:06]Are absolute jams

[88:07]I love how it was

[88:08]Kind of a pioneer

[88:08]For the

[88:09]New Jack Swing song

[88:10]It was

[88:10]We

[88:11]We heard on a couple

[88:11]Of the songs

[88:12]So for me

[88:12]I'm going to say

[88:13]It's Rolling Well-Toned

[88:14]Aaron

[88:15]Rolling Well-Toned

[88:16]Rolling Boned

[88:17]Or Rolling Grown

[88:18]Janet Jackson

[88:19]Control

[88:19]I

[88:21]Think Janet Jackson

[88:23]At this

[88:24]Point in the list

[88:25]Is Well-Toned

[88:26]But I'm going to

[88:27]Steal Rob's bit

[88:28]And I'm going to

[88:29]Say I have some

[88:30]Rolling Confusion

[88:31]Because I don't

[88:32]Confusion?

[88:33]I don't know how

[88:34]You could choose

[88:34]Between this

[88:35]And Rhythm Nation

[88:35]Because Rhythm Nation

[88:37]Has

[88:38]Rhythm Nation

[88:39]All Right

[88:40]Escapade

[88:41]Miss You Much

[88:42]Absolute Bangers

[88:43]So I don't know

[88:44]How you could choose

[88:45]Between this one

[88:45]And Rhythm Nation

[88:46]It's a toss up

[88:46]For me

[88:47]So I'm going to

[88:47]Call it Rolling Well-Toned

[88:48]Because one of those

[88:49]Albums should be

[88:50]Right here where it's at

[88:51]Matt

[88:52]What do you think

[88:53]Of Rolling Well-Toned

[88:53]Rolling Boned

[88:54]Or Rolling Grown

[88:55]Or Rolling Confusion

[88:57]And don't look

[88:58]What I was looking

[88:58]At on the screen

[88:59]I think it's

[89:01]Rolling Boned

[89:01]I think this whole list

[89:03]The ones that we've

[89:04]Heard before it

[89:05]Everything you can

[89:06]Kind of figure out

[89:07]The tree

[89:09]Of the

[89:10]Music that comes

[89:11]After it

[89:12]You know

[89:13]Kind of starts

[89:13]With some of this stuff

[89:14]And I think you hear

[89:15]So much of what

[89:16]Comes later

[89:17]And even that very

[89:18]Last song right

[89:19]I mean that's like

[89:19]90s baby making

[89:21]R&B right there

[89:22]That you just

[89:23]Hadn't really heard

[89:24]Before

[89:25]I don't think

[89:26]That's the problem

[89:27]You know what

[89:27]I always

[89:27]Music

[89:28]We always talk about

[89:28]Music make love to

[89:29]Try making love

[89:30]To New Jack Swing

[89:31]It's almost impossible

[89:32]You fly right off the bed

[89:34]I mean I really

[89:36]Want you to think

[89:37]About this

[89:37]I mean

[89:38]Think about

[89:39]Your like

[89:40]You're gonna make

[89:40]Sweet

[89:41]Sweet love

[89:42]To your wife

[89:43]Right

[89:43]Or whoever

[89:44]No no wait a minute

[89:49]Now I am picturing

[89:49]I think it could work

[89:50]I'm picturing

[89:51]All three of you

[89:52]And I like it a lot

[89:53]Technically

[89:54]The guy who wrote

[89:56]Bell Biv Devoe

[89:57]Poison

[89:57]Was this guy named

[89:58]Elliot Strait

[89:59]Known as Dr. Freeze

[90:00]And he also wrote

[90:01]I wanna sex you up

[90:03]So actually Rob

[90:04]I think

[90:04]Wow

[90:05]New Jack Swing

[90:05]Is good for baby

[90:06]Making music

[90:07]I never figured out

[90:08]What that song was about

[90:09]But

[90:10]It was pretty sexy

[90:11]He's gonna

[90:13]That's when you go to the bathroom

[90:14]At the school dance

[90:15]Right?

[90:16]So long answer

[90:17]Short

[90:18]I think it's Rolling Bones

[90:19]Should be higher in the list

[90:20]Just from how influential

[90:21]And you know

[90:22]Rosie brings up a good point

[90:23]Rhythm Nation

[90:24]Could be the same one

[90:25]But the fact that we've

[90:26]Are now getting

[90:27]To 80s

[90:28]Pop

[90:29]You know

[90:30]Icons

[90:30]Is

[90:31]Overdue

[90:31]Kinda nuts to me

[90:32]Yeah

[90:33]Overdue

[90:33]So from

[90:34]Maybe from a concept

[90:36]Rolling Bones

[90:37]Album

[90:37]You know

[90:37]To Rosie's

[90:38]You could

[90:38]You could switch it off

[90:39]With Rhythm

[90:39]Nation

[90:40]But

[90:40]From a concept

[90:41]Rolling Bones

[90:42]Listen

[90:43]You guys are incorrect

[90:44]Unfortunately

[90:44]Although you were pretty close

[90:46]Actually

[90:46]Some of yours

[90:47]This is a

[90:48]Rolling

[90:48]Miss Jackson

[90:50]Janet

[90:51]It's Nasty

[90:52]Jackson

[90:52]This

[90:53]Guys

[90:54]This is a pop album

[90:55]That basically

[90:56]Was the pop of our youth

[90:57]And led to the pop

[90:58]That we heard

[90:59]Growing up

[90:59]If you listen to

[91:01]How many times

[91:01]Britney Spears

[91:02]Refers to

[91:03]This album

[91:03]Talking about

[91:04]Nasty boys

[91:05]Talking about

[91:06]There's so many things

[91:07]Where she'll stop

[91:08]The music stops

[91:09]Like

[91:09]This was a

[91:11]Giant album

[91:11]That was

[91:12]Paved the road

[91:13]For pop music

[91:14]For years to come

[91:15]And it deserves

[91:16]To be

[91:17]Don't know what I was

[91:19]Going to finish

[91:19]That sentence

[91:20]Listen

[91:20]Next up

[91:21]We've got an album

[91:23]That might be

[91:24]The absolute opposite

[91:25]Of this album

[91:26]That you could possibly get

[91:27]Okay

[91:28]It answers the question

[91:29]Is Jamaican Jerk Off

[91:30]The worst song ever

[91:31]And the answer is

[91:32]Yes

[91:33]We have Elton John

[91:34]With Goodbye

[91:34]When you want to hear

[91:36]About the greatest

[91:37]Albums of all time

[91:39]But you're just

[91:41]Too busy

[91:42]To look it up

[91:43]Online

[91:43]If you want to hear

[91:46]Four guys who chat

[91:48]And then they get off

[91:48]I think I need to get

[91:49]A new mic

[91:49]Before that next episode

[91:51]I'm going to get

[91:51]A new mic

[91:52]Yes

[91:52]I've got the perfect

[91:52]Podcast for you

[91:54]Jack

[91:54]Beck did it better

[91:57]Okay now

[91:58]I don't know if you guys

[91:59]Noticed how seamlessly

[91:59]I went on Bing

[92:00]And turned off

[92:01]The safe search

[92:02]Okay just like

[92:03]It was like

[92:04]Second nature to me

[92:05]But watch this

[92:06]I had to go on

[92:06]Kind of a weird site

[92:07]To find this

[92:08]Bloody Kravitz

[92:09]Right here he is

[92:11]Did you see it?

[92:14]Whoa

[92:15]Did you see it?

[92:16]And he covered it up

[92:17]Right where this video

[92:18]Slows down and zooms in

[92:19]For us

[92:19]So look at this

[92:20]Boom

[92:22]Yeah there it is

[92:24]And then he covers it up

[92:25]Right

[92:26]Wait how many of these

[92:27]Sam are there?

[92:28]Yeah that's a much

[92:31]Better legacy

[92:32]I do definitely

[92:33]Do not have a legacy

[92:34]Of my pants splitting open

[92:35]And my

[92:36]Whatever Rob calls it

[92:37]You know what

[92:39]Zad is

[92:39]I've done that so many times

[92:40]Split my pants open

[92:41]Just so many

[92:43]At work sitting on a stool

[92:44]And then I'm just

[92:44]Sitting on the stool

[92:45]For the rest of the day

[92:46]Ah class

[92:47]No need to walk around

[92:48]Or do anything

[92:48]Bye see you later

[92:49]Sorry Russ

[92:52]Wouldn't you just have

[92:53]Another pair of pants

[92:54]Just sitting in the

[92:55]Sitting in a drawer

[92:56]Yeah and guess what

[92:57]They still rip

[92:57]Okay or maybe you ride

[92:59]A bike to work every day

[93:00]And you get on the bike

[93:01]And your pants rip

[93:02]And then you're

[93:02]A big problem

[93:03]Because you're walking

[93:04]Into work with ripped pants

[93:05]And where do you put the helmet?

[93:06]Over the rip

[93:07]Sounds like you need

[93:08]A new bag

[93:08]To carry an extra pair of pants

[93:10]With it

[93:10]Ha ha ha ha ha

[93:11]Ha ha ha ha ha

[93:38]Thank you.