Bob Marley and the Wailers: To Catch a Fire (1973)

[00:00]In 2020, four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums as decided by Rolling Stone magazine.

[00:07]This resulted in a tech chain that celebrated the music, excoriated the order, and led us to making this podcast.

[00:12]We are far from experts. We promise to do almost no research.

[00:15]All opinions are our own, unless you disagree.

[00:17]Please sit back and enjoy.

[00:19]Beck did it better.

[00:22]We are all the way up to album 130.

[00:25]Ah, we're out of the 30s, baby. See ya. You're in our rear view.

[00:29]We made it. We finally did it.

[00:31]140s. We're so close, guys, to 150.

[00:35]Okay, and then we're close to 200, and then we're almost done.

[00:38]Rob, could you be quiet for a second? I'm trying to ignore the wild game over here.

[00:42]I would just do what you did for the rest of the NHL season, Russell. Just continue that.

[00:49]Continue that process?

[00:50]Yeah, just, it's no problem.

[00:51]That's okay, because the playoffs are really short. They're definitely not super long in the NHL.

[00:55]We're up to 140, and it's from 1973. It's the Wailers?

[00:59]Bob Marley and the Wailers?

[01:00]Depending where you look.

[01:02]With Catch a Fire.

[01:04]Guys, wait, listen, no time. No time to mess around, okay?

[01:07]I was late getting on the thing today because I was too busy being a parent,

[01:10]and all these guys are mad at me because I went out and played volleyball with my kid

[01:13]instead of coming up with a parody song.

[01:15]And actually, these aren't parody songs. These are actually real songs that are on the radio.

[01:20]And let's turn on that radio.

[01:21]Where would you rank yourself on the athlete scale of the volleyball team you were on?

[01:26]Were you still number one?

[01:28]With a bullet.

[01:30]Well, actually, my kid's getting really good.

[01:32]I might be, it might be close now.

[01:34]Because I keep punching the ball when I'm too lazy to, like, go after it.

[01:37]I just punch it, and my kid's like, don't punch it anymore. Don't do that.

[01:39]I'm like, I wanna punch it.

[01:41]She's like, don't punch it.

[01:43]She's like, it's illegal. Is that illegal hitting volleyball?

[01:46]Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You can punch away.

[01:48]So, hey, I'm doing a legal hitting volleyball.

[01:51]Did I ever tell you that I played league volleyball with my wife for a long time when we were in Vermont?

[01:56]And I didn't know anybody there.

[01:58]And I was like, I don't know anybody there.

[01:58]And I was like, I don't know anybody there.

[01:58]And I was like, I don't know anybody there.

[01:58]And I didn't especially like anybody there.

[01:59]And I'm not very good at volleyball, right?

[02:01]But all I did when I was there is I once had a guy who I was like,

[02:05]hey, this guy, he gets everything.

[02:06]Let's nickname him The Umbrella.

[02:08]Nobody went along with it.

[02:10]He hated it.

[02:12]And every time he'd do it, I'd put my arms up like this, like I'm a bird.

[02:15]I'd be like, The Umbrella, covering the floor.

[02:17]The Umbrella.

[02:18]Soon after, they actually changed the day that volleyball happened,

[02:23]so I couldn't go anymore.

[02:24]Coincidence? Maybe.

[02:25]I had this thing when I was, I was probably like, I don't know, 12,

[02:28]13, and I was going to like some sort of Rosemont basketball camp,

[02:32]and I wasn't very good, but I'd go to the camps and everything and play.

[02:34]And one year, I had like a good year, and I started making all these shots,

[02:38]and all the older kids on my team started calling me Deadeye,

[02:41]and I didn't really know what that meant.

[02:43]I was like too young to know what it meant.

[02:45]And so I started running around like acting like I had like a fucked up eye.

[02:49]So like I'd make a shot, and they'd be like, Deadeye, Deadeye shooter,

[02:53]and I'd come to like running down the court with my eye and shit.

[02:57]Cross your eyes like time.

[02:58]And he's Zeus Lister.

[02:59]I'd be like, ooh.

[02:59]They're like, no, that's not what that means.

[03:02]Did I also ever tell you guys that I once had like,

[03:05]do you guys remember play Hosea from the Gophers where the crowd would always chant?

[03:09]Of course.

[03:10]He was like, yeah, he was the mascot.

[03:12]He was the guy everyone wanted to get in the game at the end to celebrate a win or whatever.

[03:16]And in my senior year, I was on an intramural basketball team,

[03:20]and the championship team of intramural basketball played the staff.

[03:24]So the coaches of the varsity team, the assistant coaches, all those guys, right?

[03:28]Classic coach Bender.

[03:29]You played against coach Bender against coach Bender and Starner and all those guys, Matt.

[03:33]So Richfield's finest.

[03:34]So we go.

[03:36]And there was also one of the coaches.

[03:38]I forgot his name, Gates.

[03:40]And he was called Dr.

[03:41]Doom because he would just block every kid's shot, right?

[03:44]Oh, yes.

[03:45]There's got to be one.

[03:46]Yeah.

[03:46]So the one who's not giving any quarter.

[03:48]I tried so hard to give myself the nickname of high school of the human apocalypse when I played football,

[03:53]and nobody else said it.

[03:54]I thought it was a great thing.

[03:56]So we're playing.

[03:58]I think it's a great nickname, Rob.

[04:00]But any name you give yourself, I mean, it instantly just gets knocked down like three pegs, doesn't it?

[04:07]In my mind, it never, ever takes off, ever.

[04:10]So we're playing the staff, and there was a lot of people that showed up for it.

[04:16]Like, there was a couple hundred people, like students in the crowd watching it.

[04:19]And at one point, all the fans started playing, put in rosters.

[04:24]Like, they were yelling for me the whole game.

[04:26]And I was like, what the fuck's happening?

[04:28]What's happening right here?

[04:29]And so I pulled one of our best players at the very beginning of the game.

[04:33]Like, we had, like, seven guys on our team, and I was not one of our starters.

[04:37]And everyone was cheering for me at the beginning.

[04:39]So I, like, walked up to the scorer's table and, like, called out one of our best guys, and everyone went fucking ape shit.

[04:44]He's heating up!

[04:46]I think I scored zero points that game.

[04:48]But I remember being the king shit of the game just from people cheering for you.

[04:53]Boom shakalaka!

[04:55]Do you think they were cheering for you in the same way they cheer for, like, radio?

[04:58]I think it might have been a little bit like that, yes.

[05:01]Okay.

[05:02]Just wondering if we're all the same age.

[05:03]Rob, it wasn't afterwards, like, there were women running up to me looking for a date afterwards, if you're looking at that one.

[05:10]I mean, maybe it's a Rudy.

[05:11]Maybe it's a Rudy moment.

[05:13]You know what I mean?

[05:13]Like, you've been there.

[05:14]You've been on the grind.

[05:16]You've been doing that internal mindset thing.

[05:17]In my mind, they had all remembered that Deadeye moment from, like, five years before when I was the Deadeye shooter at basketball camp.

[05:24]Yep, exactly.

[05:25]Fucking Dr. Doom.

[05:27]All right.

[05:28]All right.

[05:28]So.

[05:28]Who's the adult who gets his rocks off by rejecting shots from, like, eight-year-old kids?

[05:33]Fucking Dr. Doom.

[05:35]There's always one.

[05:36]There's always one.

[05:37]Rob, is that you?

[05:39]If you were a teacher and you played in a middle school basketball game against the kids where the parents came and maybe you blocked somebody's shot, maybe, like, one of the girls' shots a little too hard and it went back at them and you felt bad for it for a long time, that would be fine.

[05:52]And then you turn around to the crowd and you go, that's why they call me the human apocalypse.

[05:56]All right.

[05:58]Let's get in.

[05:58]Very confusing.

[05:59]Let's get into K-Rob.

[06:01]What's up, everybody?

[06:04]Welcome to K-Rob.

[06:06]K-R-O-B.

[06:08]You know, unfortunately, I make a huge mistake sometimes and I ask people, do you listen to my podcast?

[06:14]Now, normally, the answer is that they run and try to jump out the window of the bathroom.

[06:18]Or they say, oh, you have a podcast, even though maybe they're married to me.

[06:22]But there's one thing that they say where I know they're not telling the truth.

[06:27]They say.

[06:28]They say, I'm catching up.

[06:30]I listen to the podcast, I'm just catching up.

[06:37]I think I'm on Madonna, but I'm catching up.

[06:43]I really wanna, but I'm catching up.

[06:50]That was a good song.

[06:53]Yeah.

[06:53]People that I ask.

[06:58]Yes.

[06:58]Do you listen to my podcast?

[07:01]Our podcast.

[07:02]Well, they say I'm just a little behind.

[07:06]We release on Tuesday.

[07:10]You've got one day, babe.

[07:14]No excuse, babe.

[07:17]You've got 24 hours to listen up.

[07:22]Oh, switching that.

[07:24]I know you're lying when you say you're.

[07:28]Catching up I don't think you're trying.

[07:33]I think you just gave up that's what you're saying.

[07:39]When you say you're catching up, I say, I don't mind, but I really do when you want

[07:48]to hear about the greatest albums of all time, the people who tried and gave up or the people

[07:57]who never tried at all.

[07:57]And if you'll want to hear, you know, I'm so used to the listeners, I'm so used to people

[08:02]not asking any questions when I say I have a podcast that, that, that doesn't hurt anymore.

[08:08]It really doesn't like I'm, I'm dead inside now to that when I'm like, I have a podcast

[08:12]and they go, oh, cool.

[08:15]And then we move on and it's like, okay, well, I guess you could Rob, do you ever have like,

[08:18]you're out in public somewhere and you're with someone and, and they mentioned, they

[08:24]start mentioning a lot that you have a podcast to people and you're like, please.

[08:27]Please stop.

[08:28]Like, you're like, I don't want anyone to know, or like, do you like ask them to knock

[08:33]it off?

[08:34]Or what, what do you, what'd you do?

[08:35]It's like a podcast fan.

[08:36]One of the most, one of the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me in my life

[08:39]is when Matt came out for that surprise birthday party and brought clips of the podcast that

[08:45]he played over a boat while a captive audience of 55 people who could not escape unless they

[08:50]jumped in the Hudson had to listen to a bit about me jacking off wearing VR goggles.

[08:55]Like who?

[08:57]You know, you know what I realized that is a, that is also my greatest moment.

[09:01]Rob does hold parties on boats where people can't get away from him.

[09:03]He makes them stay with him the whole time.

[09:06]I've got four guys here.

[09:07]They want to talk about Bob Marley and the whalers and, or just the whalers.

[09:11]I've got Matt in Minneapolis, Matt, how are you doing?

[09:14]Good.

[09:15]Rob.

[09:16]It's been a long, long time since I've gotten a decent night's sleep.

[09:19]I appreciate being stayed up late with you guys here and again tonight.

[09:22]All right.

[09:23]Well, I'm going to go real fast tonight.

[09:24]I'm not going to get distracted.

[09:25]Okay.

[09:26]I'm not gonna.

[09:27]Okay.

[09:28]Don't worry about me.

[09:29]I've got Aaron.

[09:30]I've got Russell in Minnesota.

[09:31]Russell.

[09:32]How are you doing tonight?

[09:33]Guys?

[09:34]I've never known happiness.

[09:35]I've never known what a sweet caress is.

[09:36]Still.

[09:37]I come on this podcast and laugh like a clown, Rob.

[09:40]Won't you help me?

[09:41]Cause I've got to pick my big, deep basing, low hanging balls up off the ground.

[09:46]Oh no.

[09:47]Oh, wow.

[09:48]I'll tell you what I've said it before, but I'll say it again.

[09:51]When your balls hit something, that's not your underwear.

[09:54]Always a bummer, right?

[09:55]Like if you sit in a chair in your kitchen.

[09:57]Dude.

[09:58]And your ball is such a chair.

[09:59]Like right now, if you're listening at home and you're by yourself, get naked and just

[10:03]put your balls on the ground.

[10:05]Not cool.

[10:06]Never good.

[10:07]Nobody likes it.

[10:08]Not like you ever tried to do pushups.

[10:09]I was like, oh, I'm going to get buff every time before I take a shower.

[10:11]I'm going to do pushups.

[10:12]I did one and my balls at the floor and I was like, oh, okay, well I'll never do that

[10:15]again.

[10:16]Fuck this ever.

[10:17]I was torn.

[10:18]You get it caught in the back of your knee joint or something like that.

[10:22]Jesus.

[10:23]Russell.

[10:24]What do you think was going on?

[10:27]I'm like a nutcracker back there.

[10:31]That's terrible.

[10:32]I'm looking down trying to figure this out.

[10:33]Yeah.

[10:34]That's well worse than slamming it in the drawer.

[10:35]Yeah.

[10:36]Someone else's knee drawer where my socks are, by the way, it makes sense.

[10:39]Still.

[10:40]I still want to emphasize that.

[10:41]Uh, and I've got Rosie out in California who's psyched because he just bought lifetime tickets

[10:45]to the A's games.

[10:46]Oh God.

[10:47]What?

[10:48]Jesus.

[10:49]I don't keep up on the news.

[10:51]I've already been three times this year.

[10:54]Uh, Hey.

[10:55]If we.

[10:56]Keep going at this pace, we'll finish this podcast in 400 years.

[11:00]Let's talk about the whalers.

[11:02]Oh, it's so great.

[11:03]The idea that like my last thing I do on my deathbed is like click pod bean, like upload

[11:07]episode.

[11:08]Like I know the last thing that you have to resend us the password so we can take all

[11:12]this shit down.

[11:13]Yeah.

[11:14]I'm warning you.

[11:15]If you went, if you went down, if you, if you crapper hit the crapper, like whatever

[11:20]in the next album, hit the crapper, hit the crapper.

[11:23]The first thing we would do is take every episode.

[11:25]Now.

[11:26]I'm going to come and haunt you guys so bad.

[11:27]This is my legacy.

[11:28]I want like my robot overlords to hear this and be like, this is very good.

[11:32]We should bring Rob back to life.

[11:34]He had a lot of good robot bits about our robo balls being caught in our robo balls.

[11:38]You're already listening ahead to next week.

[11:40]I mean, cripes.

[11:41]How far ahead do you listen?

[11:42]I apologize.

[11:43]Two or three weeks ahead.

[11:44]Wow.

[11:45]That's impressive.

[11:46]If Rob hits the crapper, we're taking it down.

[11:49]Don't say that.

[11:50]It makes me sound like I'm going to die falling into an outhouse, which is one of my top three

[11:55]fears of all time.

[11:56]I don't know.

[11:57]I think that's one of the.

[11:58]No.

[11:59]Penalty.

[12:00]You know what?

[12:01]This is a great moment here.

[12:02]Penalty.

[12:03]We all can see each other in the zoom call.

[12:04]Matt looks to the left and they think he's watching the Timberwolves when he's looking

[12:08]to the right.

[12:09]He's watching the wild and he is rarely ever looking at us in the camera.

[12:12]Yeah.

[12:13]Not interested.

[12:14]Not interested.

[12:15]Yeah.

[12:16]I'm looking this way.

[12:17]I'm watching TV when I'm looking this way.

[12:18]I'm actually, I'm doing a little bit of, you know, we promised to do no research during

[12:23]the pod.

[12:24]So.

[12:25]Yeah.

[12:26]Listen, I got a thing.

[12:27]And I got a ticket in the mail the other day that I got caught hooking.

[12:30]And I had to explain to my wife, I'm in a hockey league.

[12:32]All right.

[12:33]Let's get to our voicemail.

[12:34]Is that what they send you for hooking is a ticket?

[12:35]She actually bought that?

[12:36]That's all?

[12:37]I mean, if that's all it is, I might start participating.

[12:38]What kind of money are we talking here?

[12:39]Usually about $200.

[12:40]All right.

[12:41]But Aaron, remember, I don't kiss on the lips.

[12:54]Okay.

[12:55]No.

[12:56]No.

[12:57]Or in Home Depot.

[12:58]You don't kiss them on the lips, Russell, like they're going to want to so bad.

[13:01]If I'm hooking?

[13:02]No way.

[13:03]Oh, if you're hooking.

[13:04]He's the Julie Roberts of this shit.

[13:05]Yeah.

[13:06]Don't you get it wrong?

[13:07]I would love to see Russell hooking.

[13:08]That would be my favorite.

[13:09]Ah, yes.

[13:10]Guys can't record tonight.

[13:11]Until 10:05.

[13:12]Got my job.

[13:13]All right.

[13:14]Let's get to the voicemail.

[13:15]And I'm going to warn you, this is a long voicemail, but also I think very sweet.

[13:20]Oh.

[13:21]Hi, this is Charm.

[13:23]Weekly downloader.

[13:24]Second time caller.

[13:25]Nice.

[13:26]I forgot.

[13:27]Now-

[13:28]The only person we've never met before.

[13:29]I got to tell you, I was nervous that Charm had bailed because here's what happened.

[13:34]Okay.

[13:35]One night I got pretty high and I went on the back to a better Instagram and I just started

[13:39]following people.

[13:40]Oh, no.

[13:41]Who like followed us.

[13:42]What are you doing?

[13:43]And I was like, oh, there's Charm.

[13:44]She called in.

[13:45]I'll follow her.

[13:46]And then I realized that a bunch of random guys following somebody's Instagram might

[13:47]seem aggressive.

[13:48]And then I never heard from her again.

[13:49]So I was like, oh, no.

[13:50]I drove away the fan because I was like, oh, no.

[13:51]No.

[13:52]I drove away the fan because I'm a pervert.

[13:53]Oh, no.

[13:54]Hey, you want to know what's going to drive her away again?

[13:57]When you talked about-

[13:58]Admitting it out loud.

[13:59]How you followed her on Instagram.

[14:00]During the middle of her voicemail.

[14:01]I don't think she accepted my friendship request from Beck Did It Better.

[14:03]By the way, Charm, disrespectful.

[14:04]Okay.

[14:05]Follow that.

[14:06]Get that friendship request.

[14:07]I want to see what's going on in your life.

[14:08]Thanks.

[14:09]All right.

[14:10]Then we can listen.

[14:11]Nope.

[14:12]You're just digging a hole.

[14:13]Keep going.

[14:14]The next morning I woke up and I was like, oh, what have I done?

[14:19]Like the one organic fan.

[14:21]Organic fan we have beside Magic Mike, who I also think after I didn't pick up that Amazon

[14:25]package, I haven't heard jack from him either.

[14:27]So I'm not going to lie in this stretch of the 130s, I was getting a little nervous that

[14:34]you guys are getting a little sick of making this podcast.

[14:38]And I just want to call and assure you that there's people out there listening and enjoying

[14:42]every week.

[14:43]What?

[14:44]What?

[14:45]Let us pause.

[14:46]Let us pause.

[14:47]Hang on.

[14:48]What?

[14:49]Four jaws dropped open.

[14:50]Can we rewind that and just listen to that part one more time?

[14:53]Out of the blue, just telling us they appreciate our work?

[14:56]Can we just slow it down?

[14:57]I want to assure you that there's people out there listening and enjoying every week who are not related to you at all.

[15:04]Oh, bingo! Yeah!

[15:06]Yeah!

[15:09]Listen. That's the sweetest thing ever.

[15:18]I played this. This was so nice. I pulled my kid over and played it for her.

[15:22]Okay? Until I got to a later part where she gets super dirty.

[15:24]But this is such a sweet voicemail.

[15:27]Again, we've talked about it over and over.

[15:28]The idea that anybody would listen to us talk about this is so stupid.

[15:32]I can only imagine what she thinks when we're talking about Minneapolis geography and St. Olaf, the limestones.

[15:37]Okay?

[15:38]And...

[15:38]And not only that, guys, but I will say this.

[15:41]This is the best.

[15:42]And then guess what my wife said to me this week?

[15:44]What's that?

[15:46]Do you have anything to wipe off my hands?

[15:47]That's what she said.

[15:48]But what she really said to me is...

[15:51]What she really said to me is, hey, the podcast is actually really funny.

[15:57]And I was like, what?

[15:58]She doesn't listen.

[15:59]Yeah, Russ's car story drew her in for some reason.

[16:02]Who knows why?

[16:03]But she said it was funny.

[16:06]She said it was great.

[16:07]She said, what's your favorite?

[16:08]And then she said something about Aaron, but I wasn't really listening.

[16:11]All right, let's continue the voice.

[16:12]And maybe we listen every week with our partners so that we have something to actually talk about with each other.

[16:19]And, you know, we're learning a lot from you guys.

[16:22]Now, I don't know what you're learning, but it's kind of sick and twisted.

[16:26]She is sitting there with her partners at the podcast.

[16:29]I imagine they're just looking at each other like deep in the eyes, listening to this podcast and being like, oh, so Aaron has a honing rod.

[16:35]Very interesting.

[16:36]We should think about that.

[16:38]So then she has now, we asked to say, what do you think about us?

[16:41]So now she goes through it here.

[16:42]You know, Rob is teaching us new tips and tricks and acronyms for the bedroom and the toilet.

[16:51]Sounds like somebody's done a guy on top 69 to me.

[16:56]Thanks.

[16:56]Or an AC Slater.

[16:58]Russ is teaching us, you know, exactly how a lady should be treated by blindfolding her while she eats.

[17:06]Oh, no.

[17:08]This is weird as hell.

[17:09]Food shit is teaching us that, yeah, the hamachi crudo is actually quite delicious.

[17:14]Oh, that hamachi crudo.

[17:16]Sounds right.

[17:17]Yep.

[17:17]Hamachi crudo.

[17:19]A true fan is not catching up, is listening.

[17:23]And I had to play this because my song was so depressing that this, I had to play this voicemail to get her spirit up.

[17:27]And Matt, our hilarious mean old daddy, is teaching us that you don't actually got to say a lot to say a lot.

[17:35]And maybe some of us are hoping that our partners eventually pick up on that.

[17:38]Oh, jeez.

[17:41]Oh.

[17:42]Wow.

[17:44]Matt, you're a role model.

[17:45]So, listen, if you are married to Charm, okay, shut the fuck up, okay?

[17:51]You are talking over the podcast and she has to push the 15-second button back.

[17:56]She doesn't want to do that anymore.

[17:57]That was a dead-eye shot right there.

[17:58]Yeah, it was a dead-eye.

[17:59]You can talk about it later.

[18:00]Plus, saying more by saying less doesn't even make sense to me.

[18:03]I don't get it.

[18:03]But I kind of wanted to force you guys down memory lane.

[18:08]And make you kind of remember all of the really fun content that you've created.

[18:15]So, I wanted to know what your favorite bit or story from, or I guess joke, from the podcast has been.

[18:24]You guys have amassed quite a catalog and staring down the barrel is like another decade of this.

[18:31]So, I just wanted to take you guys down memory lane so that you guys keep doing this.

[18:38]Thanks for all your time and your effort and your work.

[18:42]And I'm excited to hear your answers.

[18:43]Bye.

[18:44]First of all, Charm.

[18:46]You have to make a call like this probably every 10 or 15 episodes or so.

[18:50]Because I want to hear you beg for more podcast episodes.

[18:53]That's what I want to hear.

[18:54]I love it.

[18:55]Okay?

[18:55]I think it's great.

[18:56]Guys, I can't help but disrespect the callers.

[18:58]I can't help myself.

[18:59]Yeah, you really.

[18:59]It's a problem, yeah.

[19:00]It is.

[19:01]Yeah, just as long as Charm doesn't die, then she'll really take a beating from Rob.

[19:05]No, no, Charm.

[19:06]Charm, don't die.

[19:07]But if you do and you want to.

[19:08]If you want to play your funeral.

[19:09]If you want us to do an episode at your funeral as a live show, you know what?

[19:14]We'd be honored.

[19:15]We'd wear our full military whites.

[19:18]Okay?

[19:20]We salute you.

[19:21]We salute you.

[19:22]Thank us for our service.

[19:23]Hey, Rob, we would naval salute her.

[19:25]Naval salute.

[19:26]Give the naval salute.

[19:28]Rob, I also like that Charm.

[19:30]She's so sweet and she's so nice.

[19:32]It makes me think that other downloaders better keep downloading because we've got options out there.

[19:36]So, those other listeners better keep downloading.

[19:38]Oh, my God.

[19:41]Oh, my God, he went there.

[19:43]Do you guys have favorite?

[19:46]I don't have a favorite bit, but I do have a favorite moment.

[19:49]I have a whole catalog of them, so I'll let you guys go first because I can really take us down the lane.

[19:55]So, I want you guys to go first.

[19:56]I've hated every second of this.

[19:58]Aaron, what's your favorite bit?

[20:02]I like the moments that are spontaneous, unplanned, unscripted, or when things go slightly awry.

[20:07]So, you're probably going to get it.

[20:08]Yes, my absolute favorite moment is the oyster oil on Rob's keyboard.

[20:13]I just thought Rob bought the canned oyster and was showing them to us.

[20:21]I think about that every time I open my keyboard at work and I pray that it does not smell like oysters.

[20:26]That is the moment I was like, I need to stop using my work computer for real.

[20:30]It's such a moment.

[20:31]There's a lot of problems.

[20:33]Spontaneous, and then you handled it with aplomb, but also the soundboard went fucking nuts.

[20:38]It was so bad.

[20:40]We had like an hour intermission that night when Rob had to fix his computer.

[20:44]Yeah, and I was like, if this computer turns off and none of the stuff that we've done is saved,

[20:49]and I don't get the sound of me spilling oyster juice on the keyboard, I am going to quit the show.

[20:53]Like, that's going to be it.

[20:54]Okay?

[20:56]But luckily, due to my technical genius, I got it done.

[20:58]Matt, what's your favorite part of the show?

[20:59]The least favorite part is talking about Rosie's feet addiction because it's just not a real thing.

[21:07]Not a thing.

[21:08]And then making fun of our wonderful listeners.

[21:12]I just, I don't know how you guys do that and get any pleasure out of it.

[21:16]It's terrible.

[21:17]Matt did tell Rob probably about 100 episodes ago that the foot fetish thing is overplayed in a group text.

[21:25]And Rob listened for about two weeks and just barreled right through back again.

[21:30]Well, I'm going to reference the future voicemail that we're going to do next week.

[21:33]And we'll see what the callers have to say about that.

[21:36]We'll see what they think about me making fun of you.

[21:38]Aaron's feet.

[21:38]Some of them are really, really, actually scary.

[21:41]Like it.

[21:42]It's not Aaron's feet.

[21:43]It's Aaron's P. Sean, right?

[21:45]But I absolutely love, Russell's done two songs now.

[21:49]One of them is recent.

[21:50]But Russell doing the parody, I'm using quotes, parody songs have been hilarious.

[21:56]And I know Rob gets in trouble.

[21:58]And maybe this is half the reason that I really like it.

[22:01]But the bit about the dentist just out to make money.

[22:04]Yes.

[22:04]And I was at the vet again today.

[22:07]And I got to the vet.

[22:08]And I got just nickeled and dimed.

[22:09]And today it brought up.

[22:10]And so that bit, only because Rob was getting in, he just, he could not keep talking.

[22:17]He just wanted to get past that so bad.

[22:19]And it was like the one, one or two times that Rob legitimately is like, guys, move on.

[22:24]And we just kept diving at him about how dentists just are out to make money.

[22:30]And they're just a bunch of, are they actually doing anything?

[22:33]So that probably was my favorite bit.

[22:36]And I, and Rob's sister listens.

[22:38]And she's a dentist.

[22:39]And I'm not, it's funny because it's Rob's sister.

[22:43]That's about it.

[22:43]Like I'm not trying to make fun of her.

[22:45]She's a very nice person.

[22:46]Right.

[22:46]And so that's that bit.

[22:48]I think about probably more than anything.

[22:50]What you enjoy is not my sister.

[22:51]It's my sister getting mad at me.

[22:53]It's not insulting.

[22:54]At madding you.

[22:55]Absolutely.

[22:55]You like the idea of me off mic getting in actual trouble and getting like a real.

[23:00]Right.

[23:01]The real mean text about it.

[23:03]Like somehow we figured out what Rob wanted to move on from.

[23:06]Because he's the one who's always beaten.

[23:08]The thing to death.

[23:09]Right.

[23:09]And so we found the one thing.

[23:10]Rob getting in trouble with his sister that we've got a,

[23:14]I don't know if we can find another one, but that one was pretty funny.

[23:17]I'll tell you what, I've got two bits that I love.

[23:19]And honestly, one of my favorite ones ever was the whole Russell.

[23:23]On the James Brown.

[23:26]When we played that a million times, that made me laugh.

[23:30]My rolling stones date, the disaster date from.

[23:34]I think about that all the time.

[23:37]I think about Russell.

[23:38]Russell's date where he couldn't hear anything and they went and stood in the hallway and still couldn't hear anything because he was like, I think they opened with wild horses and man's like, nope, they didn't play that song at all.

[23:48]And then I got to say the other one was the very first that the Beach Boys wife swap joke.

[23:53]Oh, I thought that because that right away has set the tone for the whole podcast.

[23:57]If you guys go back and listen to old episodes, which I don't recommend, but if you listen, you should, you, we cut out so much stuff that now we wouldn't even like we would have Russ and I used to email back and forth.

[24:08]About certain bits.

[24:08]Like, well, should we keep it in or not?

[24:10]And now we wouldn't even blink.

[24:11]It wouldn't even make us think about taking it out at all.

[24:13]Like we, we have.

[24:15]Well, maybe we should go back.

[24:16]Maybe we should ask Cole's resort again.

[24:17]If they'll sponsor the wife swap bit again, you know, they must've canceled their, their, uh, advertising with us.

[24:25]Cause they haven't heard about them in a while, but maybe, maybe we should go back and ask them if they'll come back.

[24:28]You know what?

[24:29]They might be direct on the show.

[24:30]They might be direct messaging us on the Instagram.

[24:32]Maybe we should check.

[24:33]What if we had like millions of dollars of profit stuck in those Instagram messages and we just never got to.

[24:38]That would be such a bummer.

[24:39]But just the idea that the wife swap is, it's such a funny idea of just taking somebody else's wife and just absolutely going to town on them the whole time.

[24:47]You haven't done to them way better.

[24:50]Like just to, just to really tell you what you already know that you're just terrible at it.

[24:54]Like it was such a funny idea to be everyone's sad at the end.

[24:58]Like everybody on my half of the room is sad.

[25:00]It would be like, if you, if you'd be like, if there's two roller coasters, right.

[25:05]And one roller coaster was like up and down and one.

[25:08]90 and around and everybody's going, ah, they're screaming.

[25:10]They're like, oh my God.

[25:11]And you were on a roller coaster that literally just went flat in a circle and then came back and didn't quite make it to the end.

[25:17]Like that would be the roller coaster of me on the wife swap.

[25:20]As a guy who's scared of heights, I would take the roller coaster that just went around and I would be happy as shit.

[25:25]There would be no complaints.

[25:27]Russell at the end.

[25:28]Yeah.

[25:29]Russell, what's your favorite bit from the show?

[25:32]I have a bunch.

[25:33]So I've got, I categorized a few of them because I, I want, I had so many that I thought of.

[25:38]But I'll, I'll go through them quickly.

[25:39]But the first is, um, I categorize them by person.

[25:42]There's different things that people bring to the podcast that I really enjoy.

[25:45]Um, I was going to start with Matt.

[25:47]I love Matt's mean old daddy moments.

[25:49]I love when Matt does a list and can't read his list.

[25:52]When Matt can't read his list from the night before, whatever on the post-it note, I always get a kick out of that.

[25:59]And I don't think Matt was the first one to do this, but I think Matt might be one of the best that does this during the podcast.

[26:05]I'm a big fan.

[26:07]Anytime.

[26:08]Someone's a big fan.

[26:09]Matt is all over.

[26:10]I'm a big, whatever.

[26:10]And the best ever.

[26:14]Does that, Matt, does that affect you in the real life where somebody says like, Oh, all the time.

[26:18]And then I'm with some of our, some of our, uh, more loyal listeners.

[26:22]And then they do it too.

[26:23]Hello.

[26:24]The best one ever we did with that was the giant Gary Bibb from the Curtis Mayfield episode.

[26:31]If anyone wants to go back to giant Gary Bibb.

[26:38]I forgot that was the bit.

[26:41]The other ones that I really love that Gary Gibb talks like this.

[26:46]Hi, everybody.

[26:47]Come to my show.

[26:49]And Jerry Bibb is like, Hey, everybody.

[26:51]The coal miners all died or whatever that song was about.

[26:56]One of my other favorite things that I think Matt does the best job of, of we love doing a flight tonight.

[27:03]We'd love telling stories about our flights.

[27:05]And, you know, we've had the ones armrests up, armrests down.

[27:08]Our buddies always text armrests up, armrests down.

[27:11]I think that was a fun one.

[27:12]We had, we had the Roger Rabbit moment.

[27:14]We had the seat leaning back discussion, but my favorites are definitely Matt.

[27:18]Matt's had like all the smells on the airplane.

[27:21]And he's also, Matt's my favorite of showing up a minute before a flight, like being the guy who walks really slow on the walkway to get in front of people, being the guy who blocks people trying to get off the plate.

[27:33]I love Matt's flights tonight.

[27:35]Oh, it's so good.

[27:37]Sharpen those elbows.

[27:38]So Aaron, the things that jumped out for Aaron, to me, it's just like things in Aaron's life that are so unique and just make Aaron, Aaron and make him so fun to talk to on this podcast.

[27:47]Some of my favorite stories from Aaron have been his driver's ed repeated story about the pregnancy and the port-a-potty.

[27:54]Oh, thanks, Mr.

[27:59]Holdridge.

[27:59]Thank you, Mr.

[28:00]Holdridge.

[28:00]I can't remember the bit.

[28:02]Was that person really had a baby in a port-a-potty?

[28:04]That's a, that's the true part.

[28:06]That's what he told us.

[28:07]And he told us the story twice.

[28:08]Within a half an hour.

[28:09]And that child's name, Biffy Jr.

[28:11]And if you remember, Rob also had a joke in that episode about how you can't get pregnant if you put someone over the blue port-a-potty.

[28:19]Port-a-potties are so great because they're like, hey, you know that blue stuff you use to clean the toilet?

[28:30]What if that was the toilet?

[28:32]Everyone's like, fuck.

[28:33]Dr. Biffy was like, damn.

[28:38]Do you think, now let me ask you, Dr. Biffy, the man who invented the Biffy, the outdoor toilet.

[28:42]Do you think he's actually Biffy Tannen from the Back to the Future?

[28:46]And he went into the future and like fucked up and he was like, oh God, what do I remember?

[28:51]What do I remember?

[28:53]And then he's like, oh yeah, I remember in the future, everybody liked to shit outdoors.

[28:57]So I'm going to make these Biffys.

[28:58]Haven't we done other Biff Tannen jokes?

[29:01]Like the wine has Biff Tannens in it.

[29:03]Oh, I just changed the Beck voicemail message back to the Chuck Berry.

[29:07]This is.

[29:08]This is your cousin.

[29:08]This is the dude you're looking for.

[29:09]It's like a 30 second bit.

[29:11]Not funny.

[29:11]Very good.

[29:12]A few other Aaron moments that I really loved.

[29:15]One was when Aaron wrecked his car in the Hunky Dory episode.

[29:19]I'm sorry, Aaron, that we laughed at that, but it was a very funny story that you told.

[29:22]It's a good story.

[29:23]It's a good story.

[29:24]I also loved the one where Aaron's prom date made out with another dude on the Miles Davis episode.

[29:29]Oh, God.

[29:30]Oh, my God.

[29:31]I'd forgotten about that.

[29:32]I was out there breaking my heart.

[29:33]This is good, Russell, because I need stuff for songs.

[29:36]This is good for songs.

[29:37]I need to make a song.

[29:38]I need to make a song about these.

[29:38]Another one that was one of my all-time favorites.

[29:40]My recollection was that Aaron laid off a lady wearing a pumpkin outfit on Halloween.

[29:45]That's not exactly how it went down.

[29:48]And then we were shocked when Aaron managed eight people.

[29:51]When Aaron managed eight people, everyone's jaw dropped.

[29:55]I'm up to 13 now.

[29:57]Oh, my God.

[29:58]You're getting close to upper middle management.

[30:01]Wow.

[30:02]You're not just lower middle management.

[30:03]13.

[30:03]Or middle management.

[30:04]Aaron, how many, like, do they call you Aaron?

[30:07]Or do they call you Mr. So-and-so?

[30:10]They call me Director So-and-so.

[30:12]No, they call me Aaron.

[30:13]They don't call you Director So-and-so.

[30:15]You realize how bad it sounded when you said it.

[30:17]No, of course not.

[30:17]They call me Aaron.

[30:18]No, of course that's how they call me.

[30:20]All right.

[30:20]And you haven't told them about the podcast like Russell did with his coworkers?

[30:24]And he immediately regrets it for the rest of his life?

[30:26]No.

[30:27]No, sir.

[30:28]Another, my last favorite Aaron just life story was that when he worked at Walmart,

[30:32]I had this marked as one of our five favorite bits of all time.

[30:35]When Aaron worked at Walmart.

[30:37]It was on the Curtis Mayfield episode.

[30:39]I highly encourage everyone to go back and listen to it.

[30:42]Oh, my God.

[30:43]So, Russell, what's your plan?

[30:45]Should we do it?

[30:45]Do we need to come out with the best of some of these are your favorite bits for every person?

[30:49]Yeah, this might just be the best of, like, with the clips.

[30:52]Yeah.

[30:53]So, the other ones I love with Aaron.

[30:55]To me, Aaron's food brings a dimension to this podcast like no other.

[30:58]We all talk about food sometimes, but Aaron does the best job.

[31:01]We had the nutritional yeast story and jokes on the Missy Elliott podcast, which was fantastic.

[31:08]Yeah, unbelievable.

[31:08]Are you still rocking that nutritional yeast, Aaron?

[31:11]You still eating that stuff?

[31:12]Yeah.

[31:12]Well, yeah.

[31:13]Although, last night, my wife took the bag over to a friend's house for a wine night,

[31:18]so I have to get some more.

[31:19]But, yeah, we shared it with some friends.

[31:21]So, your wife went to a wine night without you?

[31:24]Uh-oh.

[31:24]Yeah.

[31:25]Well, somebody's got to stay here with the kid.

[31:27]But, yeah, she took the nooch.

[31:29]She took the nooch popcorn.

[31:30]She came back with different socks on.

[31:31]Oh, the nooch.

[31:31]I didn't take the socks.

[31:34]She came home.

[31:35]And then she came back with different socks on, man.

[31:37]So, all right.

[31:37]That is a good bit.

[31:38]And then my last-

[31:42]I've never seen these socks before.

[31:43]And then the final, Aaron, food story that is an all-timers from Star Time.

[31:46]It's the dandelion greens.

[31:48]And Rob threw a shit fit over Aaron eating dandelion greens.

[31:52]If Rob has only had, like, four rants on this podcast, that was one of his four rants.

[31:55]He went ape shit.

[31:56]Yeah.

[31:57]He went all the way to the bottom.

[31:58]Okay.

[31:59]What are the other food things?

[32:00]We got chicken in the tin.

[32:02]Yes.

[32:02]And what did you have?

[32:03]You brought, like, tortellini on the hike or something?

[32:06]Yeah.

[32:06]Tortellini on the hike.

[32:07]That was a euphemism for banging on a hike.

[32:11]We had the burgers too small, which I actually just-

[32:14]I made that mistake again this week.

[32:16]I don't want to get into it, but I-

[32:18]Your meat was too small.

[32:18]Yeah.

[32:19]The meat was too small again.

[32:20]I'm going to save Rob for last.

[32:23]For me, I think my favorite things are getting dating advice from you guys.

[32:26]So, going to the advice corner has always been one of our favorite bits.

[32:30]I think the character-

[32:31]It kind of seems like it's working.

[32:32]It feels to me like it's working.

[32:33]Helping me out.

[32:34]Helping me out.

[32:35]It feels like we're leaning towards something, right?

[32:37]It feels like-

[32:37]It feels like we're building.

[32:38]Yeah.

[32:38]It feels like we're building.

[32:39]Yeah.

[32:39]I think I edited out the one where I said, just make the alphabet.

[32:42]So, we're definitely leaning in the right direction for another carrot cake incident.

[32:46]We had the carrot cake incident on Maggot Brain you guys gave me help on.

[32:50]Super good.

[32:50]We had the famous bugs in the hotel room disaster from The Clash.

[32:54]Remember the bugs in the hotel room?

[32:56]Oh, my God.

[32:57]So many bugs.

[32:57]We had the pregnant lady date.

[32:59]Remember your guys' shock when I told you I went on a date with a pregnant lady?

[33:03]But the best part of that was the-

[33:07]It was a roll call of dates that you gave later.

[33:12]Did it with two dudes in the same day.

[33:16]Pregnant on the day.

[33:18]It's like a day of the life type thing.

[33:22]You should see how that pregnant lady's doing now.

[33:24]Yeah.

[33:25]Go back on Tinder.

[33:28]Is there like a history Tinder?

[33:30]Is there like a history you can see?

[33:32]Rob, we don't talk about that app.

[33:34]That app's deleted.

[33:35]Rob, that app's deleted, Rob.

[33:37]Yeah, it's on the floppy disk.

[33:40]It says Star Wars game that I have at my house.

[33:42]Do you-

[33:45]Now, Russell, I know, and I'm just going to make a guess right now.

[33:48]Yeah.

[33:48]Did you have a spreadsheet with your date's names on it and then notes on how it went?

[33:52]Okay.

[33:54]Yes, I knew it.

[33:56]Yes.

[33:57]There's no spreadsheet and no notes.

[33:59]But there was a-

[34:01]Why are you winking so big?

[34:02]There was a point a few years back where I legit went on like seven dates in a week.

[34:07]Like a ton with like seven new people.

[34:10]How do you keep them straight?

[34:12]I wrote notes down and I put the notes up in my visor of my car.

[34:16]They're like the thing that you put down.

[34:18]Oh, my God.

[34:19]He's like QB1 out there where like he's got a wristband.

[34:23]Russell is playing chess.

[34:24]Oh, Russell, cool.

[34:25]You have a CD player.

[34:26]Can I grab a CD from your visor?

[34:27]Oh.

[34:28]No.

[34:28]No.

[34:29]Give it up.

[34:30]No.

[34:30]And if you remember, some of our- going way back, we had the lady who sent the food back.

[34:35]We had the lady who sent the food back.

[34:37]She swore a lot.

[34:38]Oh, she was swearing a lot.

[34:39]Yep.

[34:40]And then my favorite thing about dating advice is sometimes it spreads to you guys.

[34:45]And it was when Rob talked about if he was dating younger women DiCaprio style on the

[34:50]Fiona Apple episode.

[34:52]That was fantastic.

[34:53]I think lately, Russell goes, guys, I got to ask your opinion.

[35:00]Like he thinks like that he is completely right in this situation.

[35:05]I got it.

[35:06]Like, I'm not wrong here.

[35:07]Am I right?

[35:08]Like, I don't know, Russell, you know, like, yeah, I mean, meanwhile, he's talking to a

[35:16]guy who only goes to the bathroom in his basement, man.

[35:18]It's like, I don't know.

[35:19]You should probably do what she says.

[35:21]Honestly.

[35:21]Finally, I want to go with Rob.

[35:24]The things that Rob brings to the podcast that are my favorite first are his intros.

[35:28]Rob's intros of us are always super fun.

[35:30]And my favorite one ever was if you guys go back to the stankonia episode, Rob did the

[35:36]eight K eight intros.

[35:37]If you guys go back to the stankonia episode, Rob did the eight K eight intros.

[35:37]If you guys remember those.

[35:38]And those were the best.

[35:39]What was it?

[35:40]What was it?

[35:41]Oh, yeah.

[35:42]Those were hilarious.

[35:43]We might have to pull that one up now because whatever Aaron was, that's the best intro

[35:46]we've ever done.

[35:47]My name's Rob and nobody is as cool as me.

[35:55]I keep it fresh and I keep this podcast so clean.

[35:57]I love these bros.

[35:59]And now I want to introduce my co-host.

[36:00]First of all, I've got Mr. Daddy, a.k.a.

[36:05]Big Daddy, a.k.a.

[36:06]Doctor of the Inflatable.

[36:07]A.k.a.

[36:08]Owner of a bunch of extension cords, a.k.a.

[36:10]Don't call me your pal.

[36:12]I'm your dad.

[36:12]It's Matt from Minneapolis.

[36:13]Matt, how are you doing?

[36:14]Rob, Daddy Fat Stacks, B-O-G-B-O-I.

[36:19]Yes.

[36:19]So happy to be here.

[36:21]Yes.

[36:22]Next up, I've got the Doctor of Drinks, a.k.a.

[36:25]Mr. Flying in First Class, a.k.a.

[36:26]The Single Guy, a.k.a.

[36:28]Owner of the Advice Corner, a.k.a.

[36:29]Big Dick, but in a weird way.

[36:31]It's Russell from Minnesota.

[36:32]Russell, how are you doing?

[36:33]I'm doing great, guys.

[36:34]I hear that Mother Nature is now on birth control.

[36:37]You know what I mean?

[36:37]Think she's looking for a schlubby, mediocre bartender to hold?

[36:40]Seriously, Mother Nature?

[36:43]She's single?

[36:43]Oh, my God.

[36:45]This episode's going to be horrible, but great at all at the same time.

[36:49]Russ is out there humping a gopher hole in his yard.

[36:52]Huh?

[36:53]What?

[36:54]And now, I've got the California Man, a.k.a.

[36:57]The Weird Guy, a.k.a.

[36:58]Actually a perv, a.k.a.

[36:59]Dr. Jack off the feet, a.k.a.

[37:01]Mr. Hide My Browser When My Wife Comes to the Garage, a.k.a.

[37:04]The Candy Man, a.k.a.

[37:05]The Handy Man, a.k.a.

[37:06]The Handy Part is about him.

[37:07]Backing off of the tent, a.k.a.

[37:09]Normal-sized dick with tiny balls.

[37:10]His dick actually looks big, a.k.a.

[37:12]Mr. Furtadas is how he gets his porn on Lies because he sees free tatas.

[37:15]It's Aaron from California.

[37:17]Aaron, how are you doing?

[37:17]Oh, that's good.

[37:19]All right.

[37:20]I will listen to that.

[37:21]I'll pull it up.

[37:22]You know, Russell, I'm actually going to use this to make a best-of episode for when we're

[37:25]too busy.

[37:26]Oh, and all the Deez Nuts ones?

[37:27]Yeah.

[37:27]Oh.

[37:28]That was pretty good.

[37:28]That was a good one.

[37:29]I still use how I'm a philosophy major.

[37:32]You all saw what the Deez Nuts are.

[37:37]I also love Rob's impressions.

[37:39]I love his calls from the beyond, from the bopper, Buddy Holly, Meatloaf, and Amelia

[37:43]Earhart, even though he bailed early on the Amelia Earhart one.

[37:46]Oh, I had such...

[37:47]You know what?

[37:47]I woke up the next day in a cold sweat because I had a great bit for that.

[37:50]So if Amelia Earhart ever comes back, I've got a great bit.

[37:53]It'll come back organically sometime.

[37:56]It'll come back organically.

[37:57]We've got a lot of episodes left.

[37:58]We haven't heard this guy in a long time, but the Tony Danza impressions from Rob were

[38:02]some of my favorites ever.

[38:07]This is so much like masturbating in the sense that I think it's great.

[38:11]I love talking about this.

[38:14]Rob's Hulk Hogan deep dick in his wife and sushi are some of my favorites.

[38:20]Blah, blah.

[38:21]I can't, like, we can't even eat sushi without bringing that up, I guess.

[38:25]Oh, thank God.

[38:26]Oh, too much sushi, brother.

[38:28]Oh, I feel like a pig, brother.

[38:30]We still haven't watched that video.

[38:31]We got to find that video.

[38:32]Rob, I actually did watch a video.

[38:34]Bubba the Love Sponge, the guy who got cheated on.

[38:37]Did, like, a real interview a few weeks back, and he actually was using the phrase,

[38:43]yeah, was my best friend deep, like, fucking my wife?

[38:46]Yeah, like, they used the exact phrases that you asked for.

[38:49]I also loved Rob's Mel Gibson impression on the Kanye late registration album.

[38:55]Listen, the fact that we were doing Mel Gibson on Kanye was foreseeing the future.

[39:00]Yeah.

[39:01]And then one of my favorite, Rob, I don't know if this was impression, but it was more

[39:04]of a mashup.

[39:07]It was a mashup with Biggie Smalls having sex.

[39:09]A classic.

[39:10]And I think Aaron kind of said when things go off the rails, I think my favorite thing

[39:14]about Rob on the podcast is he, he takes these amazing trips.

[39:19]Like, he goes to Rome, and he comes back, and he doesn't tell us about Rome.

[39:22]He tells us, like, his thoughts on the Walgreens intimacy aisle when he's getting Cadbury eggs

[39:27]or stuff.

[39:27]So I love when Rob takes things off the rails.

[39:30]That's one of my favorite.

[39:31]The Cadbury egg ovipositor bit on the Hank Williams where Aaron couldn't believe we were

[39:36]talking about it for a second.

[39:37]Now we're doing it a third time.

[39:38]No.

[39:39]I'll tell you what, though.

[39:42]If the aliens, if the aliens really did put out Cadbury eggs into your throat, I'd be

[39:46]letting those things hug my face all day and night.

[39:49]It'd be great.

[39:50]We had the Home Alone Jackoff house parody movie.

[39:53]If you guys remember that one.

[39:55]Oh, what?

[39:55]The West Bandits.

[39:56]This sounds like a dream you had, Russell.

[39:58]We did a Home Alone Jackoff parody.

[40:02]It wasn't a song.

[40:04]It was the parody movie.

[40:05]Yeah.

[40:06]Of the West Bandits.

[40:07]That sounds very bad.

[40:08]We should not have done that.

[40:09]We had the, on Sly Stone, we had Hamburglar is a brat.

[40:13]Remember when the Hamburglar is a brat?

[40:15]This is so stupid.

[40:19]And I love Rob's time machine bits.

[40:21]What Rob would do is rivets, smoke rivets, go back in time to make out with himself like

[40:26]in Talking Book.

[40:27]Time machine.

[40:27]So good.

[40:28]I think about that time machine all the time because sometimes I do think, I'm like, do

[40:31]I remember?

[40:32]Maybe I've forgotten now, but do I remember seeing myself in college?

[40:35]And every time the answer is no.

[40:36]And it's such a bummer.

[40:37]Because it means I'll never find a time machine.

[40:38]Because that's where I'm going, folks.

[40:40]Straight back to college.

[40:42]And I'm going to be like, hmm, what do people here really need?

[40:45]Ah, yes.

[40:46]To shit outside sometimes.

[40:47]Have you guys been in the new Biffy's, by the way?

[40:50]They have like sinks.

[40:51]No bueno.

[40:52]By the way.

[40:53]Yeah, don't.

[40:55]And if you fill up a water bottle using one of those, it tastes so weird.

[40:58]Oh, God.

[41:00]That's pretty awful.

[41:02]That's terrible.

[41:04]So those were some of my favorites.

[41:07]Those were some of my favorite bits, Rob.

[41:07]I know I had a lot of them, but I couldn't help but share some of my favorite bits on

[41:12]the podcast.

[41:12]Matt, what'd you say there?

[41:13]I over-talked you.

[41:15]You had a sink in the Biffy?

[41:17]Yeah.

[41:18]In one of my things.

[41:19]Okay, because I've seen them where they're outside now.

[41:20]No.

[41:21]Most of the time, if you've got a bank of them, they have them outside, but not in the Biffy.

[41:25]I walk right by those.

[41:26]Don't use them.

[41:26]Power move.

[41:27]I show everybody.

[41:29]You know what?

[41:29]Hey, guess what?

[41:30]My dick ain't dirty.

[41:31]Okay?

[41:31]Especially where I'm grabbing it.

[41:33]Way at the base.

[41:34]Like, it's not, I don't need to wash my hands every day.

[41:37]Before I use a urinal.

[41:37]Huh?

[41:38]Can we high-five on that, guys?

[41:39]Huh?

[41:39]I guess it depends on where you've been doing push-ups.

[41:42]If your push-ups are only in the privacy of your own home, then maybe, but.

[41:46]Why are you so sweaty coming out of that Biffy?

[41:48]I was doing push-ups.

[41:48]You have something for my hands.

[41:52]All right.

[41:54]Let's get into rolling going.

[41:56]We're going to have to make it short.

[41:58]It is, it is, it is time.

[42:01]Yeah, that was a little bit of a step.

[42:02]You realize that you don't need to have something good to be a highlight on this show.

[42:07]Russell just named like 10 highlights.

[42:08]It's easy for us.

[42:10]It's a natural thing to do.

[42:12]We're naturally funny.

[42:12]And here with the funniest story we've heard all night.

[42:14]Aaron, we're only going on.

[42:16]How's it going with you?

[42:16]I was at the pool today.

[42:18]This is a callback.

[42:21]What?

[42:22]To something important.

[42:23]How many times did you go to the bathroom, Aaron?

[42:24]Oh, yeah.

[42:25]About four times.

[42:27]Because I don't know what happened.

[42:27]My son has to pee so many times when we're in the pool.

[42:29]I don't understand it.

[42:30]And he tells you and you don't just say like, hey.

[42:32]Hey, don't.

[42:33]Be cool.

[42:34]Be cool, actually.

[42:36]But you can just pee.

[42:37]We're in this pool.

[42:37]Everybody's pee-ing it.

[42:39]But don't say that out loud.

[42:40]And don't tell your friends' parents.

[42:42]I think the move at the pool is to like make a big show out of going to the bathroom once.

[42:47]Yeah.

[42:48]So then you can go.

[42:48]You just go in the pool the rest of the time and no one will suspect anything.

[42:51]I still believe.

[42:53]I know it's fake.

[42:54]But I still believe some pools have that fake pee stuff in it where it turns like a color when you pee in it.

[42:58]So every time you got to kind of just test it a little bit.

[43:01]You're like, well, and then you're like, well, any purple?

[43:04]Any purple?

[43:05]No.

[43:07]All right.

[43:07]Open up the floodgates over.

[43:09]Wow, that guy's swimming so fast.

[43:13]It's kind of like, did you guys have it where all of a sudden on your buses they had like the cameras right up front?

[43:20]And they're like, oh, we got cameras.

[43:21]We got cameras, right?

[43:22]And there weren't anything but just a box that had a battery.

[43:26]So it had a little blinking red light.

[43:27]Yes, it's so good.

[43:28]So that's like the thing in the pool, right?

[43:30]Like one time, one spot, somebody got busted with the purple stuff and that's enough to just deter anybody from.

[43:37]From peeing in the pool or at least testing it.

[43:39]I was in the pool with Wallace and Anna was a little bit further down the pool and I heard her call my name and she was like, hey, hey, Aaron.

[43:47]I look over and she's pointing and there's a guy in the pool doing samurai swimming.

[43:54]Oh, my God.

[43:55]He's in the pool.

[43:56]He's got his hands on the water and she looks right at me.

[43:59]She's such a great fan of the podcast.

[44:00]Wow.

[44:02]She looks right at me.

[44:04]She says, she says, rolling going.

[44:06]How's it going?

[44:07]She's like, oh, my God, that's my, that's my podcast.

[44:10]So I'm so excited.

[44:12]And then Ted got rock hard in the pool?

[44:13]What?

[44:13]What are you?

[44:14]Right, right.

[44:15]So I didn't, I didn't talk to the guy in the pool because I was with my son mostly, but we went into the locker room.

[44:21]Oh, no.

[44:21]Yeah.

[44:22]So we're going in to take a shower and this guy happens to be getting undressed and I'm like, well, I'm obviously not going to talk to him while he's naked, but maybe.

[44:29]And my son goes, hey, I can see your butt.

[44:31]And I was like, I can't talk to my samurai swimming.

[44:37]Brethren, I don't know when I'm going to get a chance to talk about, I was so excited.

[44:40]I'm not the only person who practices samurai swimming at the, at the pool.

[44:44]Cause I had, I had done my, my sets earlier and I was hanging out.

[44:47]So, uh, so what do you say when your kid says, Hey, I can see your butt.

[44:51]I just tried to say like, maybe that's not something we want to yell to people.

[44:55]We don't know.

[44:55]I mean, I wasn't, I'm not really, you know, I don't know exactly what to say.

[44:59]Like, you don't want to like shame your kid or whatever, but you kind of was like, Hey, people don't necessarily want to hear that.

[45:04]Right.

[45:04]It's like, Hey, I can see you're drying your balls on the hairdryer facing.

[45:07]Up.

[45:07]Yeah.

[45:09]I mean, the next step.

[45:10]Yeah.

[45:11]But let's face it.

[45:11]When you're putting hand dryers that low in the men's locker room, there's only, there's only one use for them is to play the parachute game.

[45:18]You got to get that foot up there.

[45:19]Right, man.

[45:20]Oh,

[45:20]that's why I doing yoga.

[45:23]So I don't know.

[45:28]I mean, I'm eventually going to talk to this guy.

[45:29]Maybe we can have like a competition or maybe I can learn a thing or two from him, but I was so excited.

[45:33]I'm not the only samurai.

[45:35]It feels like, like,

[45:36]July 4th, kind of like, uh, challenge, right?

[45:40]We can hold sparklers in our hands, right?

[45:41]We can like both hold sparklers and see if you can hold them up out of the water the longest.

[45:44]Yeah.

[45:45]I like this.

[45:45]This is great.

[45:46]I'm going to do it.

[45:47]I'm going to challenge him.

[45:48]I, can you imagine, can you guys imagine everyone else at this pool is like, why can't there be any normal fucking people at this pool?

[45:55]Like somebody, a samurai swimming.

[46:00]And then this guy's wife goes over and goes, Aaron, Aaron, rolling, going, I was going with you.

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[82:27]I don't know why this song doesn't pop up every time Rob starts talking about laying

[82:31]down.

[82:32]Two things.

[82:33]Number one, this is the song that the guy that our karaoke place would close with or

[82:37]would sing every night and he was missing a lot of teeth, which we thought was hilarious

[82:45]at the time.

[82:46]We thought it was just the best.

[82:47]He replaced Clarence Carter's name in the song with his own name.

[82:50]Oh, my God.

[82:51]I forgot about that.

[82:52]Oh, shit.

[82:53]Rooster.

[82:54]Rooster.

[82:55]Oh, Rooster.

[82:56]Meanwhile, my song, "Back Door Rob."

[82:57]It's not getting any traction.

[82:58]Nobody wants to hear it.

[82:59]That's a bit on Back Door Santa.

[83:00]All right.

[83:01]So the last one probably truly is a kink for all of our significant others because they're

[83:10]not really, I mean, they're not really with us.

[83:12]Matt, if I can interrupt you quick, that was on the list of the best songs ever where one

[83:17]person played all the instruments.

[83:18]I believe Clarence Carter played all the instruments.

[83:20]Oh, my God.

[83:21]Oh, wow.

[83:22]Stroke at Clarence Carter.

[83:23]Can I also say this?

[83:24]Don't stroke so fast.

[83:25]Listen, if stroking is a kink.

[83:27]I don't want to be right.

[83:31]No.

[83:32]Stroking to the east, stroking to the, you know, if you really dive into the song.

[83:36]That's true.

[83:37]Just stroke.

[83:38]I mean.

[83:39]It's everything that's involved with the stroke.

[83:40]It's true.

[83:41]If you're stroking to the left and to the right.

[83:42]I mean.

[83:43]He's a gentleman.

[83:44]What are you doing?

[83:45]There you go.

[83:46]So this next one, this is for probably, you know, if not all of our significant others,

[83:50]you know, probably most of the, I don't know if we should say that.

[83:53]Most of the females that are listening to this podcast because they're not listening to this

[83:57]podcast for our good looks.

[83:59]Right?

[84:00]So go ahead and play the song.

[84:01]She blinded me with science, so this is a, so this is a kink.

[84:11]There's a kink called sapiosexual where you are finding intelligence, sexually attractive

[84:17]and arousing.

[84:18]And so that's pretty much us, super smart people.

[84:22]Yeah.

[84:23]So that's the, that's the true kink we've got on there is the sapiosexual.

[84:27]I don't believe that sapiosexuals exist.

[84:31]I think it's just like they're into really hot people that aren't complete morons.

[84:35]I think that's the standard.

[84:37]By Russell.

[84:38]That was easily a tie.

[84:39]By Matt.

[84:40]So there you go.

[84:41]That was, that was my list.

[84:42]Not as good as Russell.

[84:43]Love the kink.

[84:44]Love the kink list.

[84:45]It's tough to.

[84:46]Hey, trust me on those dating apps, I messaged every woman who ever said she was a sapiosexual.

[84:50]It's not true.

[84:51]Russell, it sounds like somebody is trying to call the podcast.

[84:57]Hello. Two rings.

[84:58]Hello.

[85:00]Russell, it's

[85:03]me, Albert Einstein.

[85:05]And I'm calling

[85:07]from the grave to tell

[85:09]you that you are wrong.

[85:11]Yeah, this isn't good, is it?

[85:12]Because MC Square, they love

[85:15]to suck my balls.

[85:16]I was deep-dicking my friend's wife.

[85:19]They love

[85:21]me because I'm the smartest.

[85:22]This might have to get cut out.

[85:25]I died of COVID. Goodbye.

[85:28]All right, so

[85:29]you guys did like my Albert Einstein

[85:31]impression? That was a great list, man.

[85:33]A lot of kinks there. A lot of kinks.

[85:35]There's a lot of songs about kinks, as you can imagine.

[85:37]Charm, I hate to tell you, we are quitting the podcast.

[85:39]We are shutting this down. Nobody laughs at my

[85:41]Albert Einstein bit. Very bad.

[85:43]Russell, I demand you write that down on our

[85:45]list of best bits.

[85:46]We were celebrating the sapiosexual, though.

[85:49]I like that, man.

[85:50]No more trouble.

[85:53]It's like me and my

[85:57]car when it sounds too high. All the notes

[85:59]sound too high. No more trouble. Please.

[86:01]It's true.

[86:05]I want to find someone who has a kink for

[86:09]people who get them Hamilton tickets and

[86:11]then lets them use that as a free

[86:13]pass to may have other

[86:15]subsequent mess-ups. That's sick, Russell.

[86:17]That's something you would find through the hole in the wall of the gas station.

[86:19]That's a sick kink right there.

[86:21]No, I can't edit that out.

[86:22]Midnight Ravers.

[86:25]You know,

[86:27]so you guys are talking about, you know, there's the

[86:29]whalers, right? Now there's like two sets of

[86:31]maybe even three sets of whalers.

[86:33]There's all sorts of people trying.

[86:34]So the whalers came to

[86:37]first to have a couple of years ago. I think

[86:39]I talked about a podcast. You mentioned that once, yeah.

[86:40]And one of our pastor

[86:43]friends and I went and saw

[86:45]the whalers, right? And I was trying

[86:47]so then I'm sitting there like, well, who

[86:48]was any of them actually part of the actual

[86:51]whalers? And

[86:53]no, none of them were.

[86:54]So the drummers.

[86:56]I thought this was,

[86:57]I thought it was the drummer's dad.

[86:58]So the drummer and the guy who's kind of running

[87:01]the band is Ashton Barrett

[87:03]Jr. Oh, the bass player. He's the son

[87:05]of, yeah, the bass player. What's the

[87:07]bass player? Any one of his like 42

[87:09]sons, right? Yeah.

[87:10]You know, and so he's the

[87:13]one who still keep,

[87:14]you know, I think the bassist, what's his name, Rob?

[87:17]I'm sorry, Mr. Family man Barrett is all I know.

[87:18]Family man Barrett. Yeah. He must have

[87:21]had some claim to the name, the whalers,

[87:23]right? And so now his son has got it. And so

[87:25]there's at least two like

[87:27]prominent whalers, the whalers

[87:29]groups out there. And so if they

[87:31]ever come to your town, just make sure you're kind of doing

[87:33]a little bit of research, figure out which

[87:34]of the whalers you're going to.

[87:36]Did you enjoy the show though? I did.

[87:38]It was great. And there wasn't a lot of people. It was that

[87:40]first day. It wasn't a lot of people. So you could do a little

[87:42]dancing. It was good. Did it get you out of any

[87:44]mistakes? Listen,

[87:47]Matt, here's the thing. Do you know

[87:49]who my least favorite whalers are?

[87:50]Who? The Japanese. Stop killing those

[87:52]humpback whales. Right.

[87:54]Did you ever watch that show?

[87:56]And

[87:57]there's that

[88:00]guy, what's it called? It's not like

[88:02]most dangerous or whatever.

[88:04]No, but there's this group of like

[88:06]environmentalists, right? You're out there

[88:08]and they buy a ship and they go and all they do

[88:10]is try to like chase down the whale killers

[88:12]and they put all like these sounds.

[88:14]I don't know. Do you think

[88:16]at any point those guys were chasing the

[88:18]whalers and they were like,

[88:19]wait a minute.

[88:22]I misread

[88:24]the ship.

[88:26]This is the whalers cruise.

[88:28]I'm on here for three months.

[88:30]I actually have a whaler

[88:32]story for you guys.

[88:34]I used to work at a liquor

[88:36]store and we got this new kind

[88:38]of rum and called whalers rum.

[88:40]And so they put it up on the shelf and the

[88:42]salesperson came in and they told the people

[88:44]that worked in the store, they're like, hey,

[88:45]if you guys can sell like 50 bottles

[88:48]of this, I'll give you a t-shirt for every

[88:50]50 bottles you sell.

[88:51]I want a t-shirt.

[88:54]It's like when people would come in, they'd go to get like

[88:56]Captain Morgan or some type of rum

[88:58]and every time we'd go be like,

[89:00]you got to try this whalers rum. It's like the new

[89:02]thing. It's the best rum out there.

[89:04]And we just sold the shit out of that whalers

[89:06]rum and I've never had it in my life

[89:08]but I got like three, four t-shirts out of it.

[89:10]It was best. Did anyone ever come

[89:12]back for a second bottle?

[89:13]No. That makes

[89:15]me ill because I trust those liquor store guys

[89:18]when they say that something is good and like

[89:20]I trust them and now you're making me doubt

[89:22]myself. Yeah, that after

[89:24]shock with the crystals in it. It's perfect.

[89:26]Oh, Rob, that's what you're looking for.

[89:28]I've got 50 bottles of Goldschlager and I don't know

[89:30]what to do with it.

[89:31]It's supposed to get me out of a lot of mistakes.

[89:34]You got to try it. Listen, okay

[89:36]guys, we have to get to the rating system. Of course, we are

[89:38]talking about the list. We are in the 140s. This is

[89:40]our third Bob Marley and the

[89:42]Whalers or our first

[89:44]the Whalers album if you want to think about it like that.

[89:46]So maybe that's a cool thing we could do.

[89:47]Is this, okay,

[89:50]the perfect, is this

[89:52]a welcome to the jungle?

[89:53]Okay, that would be a rolling

[89:56]bone that this should be higher on the list.

[89:58]This was so good. It was like, welcome to the jungle.

[90:00]That would be great. Is this

[90:02]a bungle in the jungle?

[90:04]Very bad. That's a rolling

[90:06]groan. Okay, or

[90:08]is this a concrete jungle?

[90:10]Just where it should be. It's perfect. I don't know.

[90:12]That's not actually, it's like Delaware.

[90:14]Okay, I think of something good or

[90:16]bad about Delaware. You can't do it. That is

[90:18]a rolling well-toned, just like Delaware

[90:20]the state. Perfect. You almost never hear about

[90:22]it unless you're doing those

[90:23]lullacies that Russell's talking about.

[90:26]Guaranteed investor voting rights for

[90:27]certain major investor

[90:29]decisions is great. You have to

[90:31]have an annual meeting in that state. It's fantastic.

[90:34]Hey, Charm, just to let you know, this is

[90:36]good having you on the podcast. I'll see

[90:38]you later. I know you just turned it off.

[90:39]Russell actually talking about what

[90:42]is good about Delaware. You can

[90:43]fight with your partner about that,

[90:45]Charm.

[90:46]There's no way Charm is still the end of this one.

[90:50]What do you think about this album?

[90:51]Now, remember, this is 1973. This is another

[90:53]early one. Russell, rolling well-toned,

[90:55]rolling bone, or rolling groan to catch

[90:57]a fire. We've done

[90:59]this is our third Bob Marley album.

[91:01]Yes, or the first Whalers album.

[91:03]I'm

[91:05]lumping them together. To me, it's

[91:08]I want to hear more stuff.

[91:09]Three albums from Bob Marley

[91:11]or the Whalers with repeat songs

[91:14]from what we've heard before is a little too much for

[91:15]me. I love some of the songs. Concrete

[91:18]Jungle. What's it? Stir it up.

[91:19]Some of them are fantastic, but for me, some of the

[91:21]songs are too slow. They feel like they

[91:23]drag a little bit for me, so I enjoy

[91:25]the music. I could listen to it and have it on

[91:27]in the background and enjoy it and relax to

[91:29]it, but I don't think I'm going to come back and listen

[91:31]to Bob Marley over and over. So

[91:33]if we had one amazing album of his in the

[91:35]top 150 here, I'd love it.

[91:37]Two is fine. Three for me is too much.

[91:39]I'm going to say rolling groan.

[91:40]All right, Matt, what do you think? Rolling well-toned,

[91:43]rolling bone, or rolling groan?

[91:45]I pretty much right in line

[91:47]with Russell.

[91:48]This is probably

[91:52]if you take away the greatest hits

[91:53]and again, legend

[91:55]shouldn't be on it because it's the greatest hits,

[91:57]right? So I'm going to

[91:59]stick with that one.

[92:00]Maybe this is better than

[92:03]the first one we heard.

[92:05]I don't know. But

[92:07]it's too much Bob Marley,

[92:08]too much of

[92:11]this band, however

[92:13]you want to say it, for the top

[92:15]140. So I'm going to

[92:17]say rolling groan only on principle that

[92:19]I would like one or

[92:21]two would be great. Three is just too much.

[92:23]Aaron, what do you think? Rolling

[92:25]well-toned, rolling bone, or rolling groan?

[92:27]You guys are totally right.

[92:29]It's too much Bob Marley, but at the same time

[92:31]I feel like I can never have

[92:33]too much Bob Marley. I do love

[92:35]I love this album. I think

[92:37]Kaya might actually be

[92:38]better, but I love this album

[92:40]and it's silly that legend is up there

[92:43]but we already discussed that. So I'm

[92:45]going to give this one a rolling well-toned.

[92:46]On May

[92:49]11th, 1980, two days

[92:51]before my birthday,

[92:52]the world mourned the passing of one of

[92:55]the greatest reggae stars ever, Bob

[92:57]Marley. And that's how my

[92:59]speech started that won me two separate

[93:01]best speech awards in two different grades.

[93:03]That's how it started.

[93:05]Okay, great. I still have it memorized.

[93:07]Unfortunately, you guys are incorrect.

[93:09]What? This gets a

[93:11]rolling reggae introduction.

[93:13]This is it. This is the album.

[93:15]It was the album after this that had to

[93:17]I shot the sheriff on

[93:19]it and then everyone went back and

[93:21]listened to this album and this is what

[93:23]started to get reggae to spread

[93:25]across the nation all the

[93:27]way from California,

[93:29]the golden mountains of California

[93:31]all the way

[93:33]to the tax sheltered

[93:35]business

[93:37]Russell say some stuff. I don't know much about

[93:39]LLCs to

[93:41]Delaware. You have to if you

[93:43]if you make distributions that more

[93:45]are more than your expenses. Investors may have

[93:47]to return those distributions for

[93:49]up to a three-year period after the distribution

[93:51]was made.

[93:51]We naval solution.

[93:55]Delaware.

[93:55]Also, my business needs sex toys from

[94:00]Walgreens for some reason. That's why they're

[94:02]deductible.

[94:03]If you were going to waive your fiduciary

[94:07]duty in Delaware, you must expressly

[94:09]waive it in an LLC agreement.

[94:10]It is just it is otherwise the duty

[94:13]of good faith and fair dealing and

[94:15]loyalty are implied. This feels like

[94:17]we should do this more often.

[94:18]Hey, Matt, I got your I got

[94:21]your kick for you, Matt. I got it coming over

[94:23]here. There you go. Guys, we should put this

[94:24]Maryland. A lot of people have been forming

[94:26]in Maryland. Oh, my God, I cannot do this.

[94:28]Those would be those would

[94:31]be Maryland's. Maryland is very favorable

[94:33]for corporations, specifically

[94:34]REITs, which will pass

[94:37]through if you make distributions of

[94:39]90% of your income, not

[94:41]taxable. You're required to

[94:42]required to if you want to tax

[94:44]favorable treatment. When Russ is talking

[94:46]about this in bed with you at night, you're like,

[94:48]I swear to God, my hooker had a different

[94:50]job earlier.

[94:51]You seem to have had a business before this.

[94:54]Very specific.

[94:55]Next, hey,

[94:58]would would this

[95:00]conversation ruin my I just

[95:02]bought Hamilton tickets the other day?

[95:04]No, you're good. No, you're good.

[95:06]That's Russell. Guess what, Russell?

[95:08]You know what? We were just kidding because of you bought those tickets.

[95:10]You can do two weeks of whatever you want, Russell.

[95:12]That's okay. You're off the hook.

[95:14]You go wild out. Raw dog

[95:16]life, my friend. Next up.

[95:18]This is an album that got me thinking about talking animals.

[95:20]I wonder if my dog would watch me making love

[95:22]to my wife and say, that's not the style I would do.

[95:24]But it's do little by the

[95:26]pixies.

[95:27]Dr. Do a little when

[95:30]you want to hear about the greatest

[95:32]talk to the animals, walk

[95:34]with the animals, make sweet love

[95:36]to my wife like the animals.

[95:38]Is that Hamilton? Russell? Is that

[95:40]like a lot like Hamilton?

[95:41]I don't want to hear from guys who chat

[95:43]and then they get off. Hello.

[95:44]I don't know. I've got

[95:47]the perfect podcast for you.

[95:49]Jack

[95:50]did it better.

[95:54]Hello.

[96:00]Hey, baby.

[96:03]This is the big

[96:04]bopper calling, baby, and I heard you love

[96:07]my bit, so I wanted to stop in and say

[96:09]hello, baby.

[96:10]But baby, you know what I'm

[96:12]what, baby? You're saying something to me, baby?

[96:14]Oh, yeah. Sorry,

[96:16]bopper. I didn't mean to lead you down a path. Why don't

[96:18]you talk about what you called for? Well,

[96:20]baby, I just wanted to say, just like some people

[96:22]on this podcast, Big Bopper is also

[96:24]dating, baby. Do you want to see who I'm dating up here?

[96:26]Yeah. Are you hooking?

[96:28]Yes,

[96:30]it's me, Albert Einstein.

[96:32]You hung up on me earlier, but

[96:34]Big Bopper is also a sapiosexual.

[96:36]He loves making sweet love to me.

[96:38]And for those of you watching on YouTube,

[96:40]Albert Einstein makes the same hand motions

[96:42]as Macho Man Randy Savage, so I don't really know.

[96:44]Goodbye.

[96:46]Shit gets weird up there.

[96:49]We might want to retry this.

[96:52]Two rigs here.

[96:54]Oh, what?

[96:55]Hello?

[96:57]Oh, yeah. E equals MC squared,

[97:00]baby. When you condense

[97:02]space-time, you will not only...

[97:04]If you travel towards the speed of light, you will

[97:06]get... Actually, time will slow down

[97:08]for you, baby. Oh, yeah.

[97:10]But you know what time doesn't slow down for?

[97:12]The human

[97:14]apocalypse! Oh, yeah!

[97:16]I am going to rain down on you.

[97:22]A human apocalypse!

[97:24]I am going to get in my heaven jeep

[97:28]and drive through these clouds.

[97:29]Nothing could possibly go wrong now.

[97:31]We are already procrastinating the end of the episode.

[97:33]We have another...

[97:34]Ding!

[97:36]That would be a bummer.

[97:39]You know how they always say, like,

[97:40]oh, I bet Jimmy Hendrix is up there playing guitar.

[97:43]What if Macho Man is up there driving a jeep?

[97:45]Oh, yeah.

[97:47]The one thing I always loved to do.