Bob Marley and the Wailers: To Catch a Fire (1973)

[0:00]In 2020, four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums as decided by Rolling Stone magazine. This resulted in a tech chain that celebrated the music, excoriated the order, and led us to making this podcast. We are far from experts. We promise to do almost no research. All opinions are our own, unless you disagree. Please sit back and enjoy. Beck did it better. We are all the way up to album 130. Ah, we're out of the 30s, baby. See ya. You're in our rear view. We made it. We finally did it. 140s. We're so close, guys, to 150. Okay, and then we're close to 200, and then we're almost done. Rob, could you be quiet for a second? I'm trying to ignore the wild game over here. I would just do what you did for the rest of the NHL season, Russell. Just continue that. Continue that process? Yeah, just, it's no problem. That's okay, because the playoffs are really short. They're definitely not super long in the NHL. We're up to 140, and it's from 1973. It's the Wailers? Bob Marley and the Wailers?

[1:00]Depending where you look. With Catch a Fire. Guys, wait, listen, no time. No time to mess around, okay? I was late getting on the thing today because I was too busy being a parent, And all these guys are mad at me because I went out and played volleyball with my kid Instead of coming up with a parody song. And actually, these aren't parody songs. These are actually real songs that are on the radio. And let's turn on that radio. Where would you rank yourself on the athlete scale of the volleyball team you were on? Were you still number one? With a bullet. Well, actually, my kid's getting really good. I might be, it might be close now. Because I keep punching the ball when I'm too lazy to, like, go after it. I just punch it, and my kid's like, don't punch it anymore. Don't do that. I'm like, I wanna punch it. She's like, don't punch it. She's like, it's illegal. Is that illegal hitting volleyball? Oh, yeah. You can punch away. So, hey, I'm doing a legal hitting volleyball. Did I ever tell you that I played league volleyball with my wife for a long time when we were in Vermont? And I didn't know anybody there. And I was like, I don't know anybody there. And I was like, I don't know anybody there. And I was like, I don't know anybody there. And I didn't especially like anybody there. And I'm not very good at volleyball, right?

[2:00]But all I did when I was there is I once had a guy who I was like, Hey, this guy, he gets everything. Let's nickname him The Umbrella. Nobody went along with it. He hated it. And every time he'd do it, I'd put my arms up like this, like I'm a bird. I'd be like, The Umbrella, covering the floor. The Umbrella. Soon after, they actually changed the day that volleyball happened, So I couldn't go anymore. Coincidence? Maybe. I had this thing when I was probably like, I don't know, 12, 13, and I was going to like some sort of Rosemont basketball camp, And I wasn't very good, but I'd go to the camps and everything and play. And one year, I had like a good year, and I started making all these shots, And all the older kids on my team started calling me Deadeye, And I didn't really know what that meant. I was like too young to know what it meant. And so I started running around like acting like I had like a fucked up eye. So like I'd make a shot, and they'd be like, Deadeye shooter, And I'd come to like running down the court with my eye and shit. Cross your eyes like time. And he's Zeus Lister. I'd be like, ooh. They're like, no, that's not what that means.

[3:00]Did I also ever tell you guys that I once had like, Do you guys remember play Hosea from the Gophers where the crowd would always chant? Of course. He was like, yeah, he was the mascot. He was the guy everyone wanted to get in the game at the end to celebrate a win or whatever. And in my senior year, I was on an intramural basketball team, And the championship team of intramural basketball played the staff. So the coaches of the varsity team, the assistant coaches, all those guys, right? Classic coach Bender. You played against coach Bender and Starner and all those guys, Matt. So Richfield's finest. So we go. And there was also one of the coaches. I forgot his name, Gates. And he was called Dr. Doom because he would just block every kid's shot, right? Oh, yes. There's got to be one. Yeah. So the one who's not giving any quarter. I tried so hard to give myself the nickname of high school of the human apocalypse when I played football, And nobody else said it. I thought it was a great thing. So we're playing. I think it's a great nickname, Rob.

[4:00]But any name you give yourself it instantly just gets knocked down like three pegs, doesn't it? In my mind, it never, ever takes off, ever. So we're playing the staff, and there was a lot of people that showed up for it. Like, there was a couple hundred people, like students in the crowd watching it. And at one point, all the fans started playing, put in rosters. Like, they were yelling for me the whole game. And I was like, what the fuck's happening? What's happening right here? And so I pulled one of our best players at the very beginning of the game. Like, we had, like, seven guys on our team, and I was not one of our starters. And everyone was cheering for me at the beginning. So I, like, walked up to the scorer's table and, like, called out one of our best guys, and everyone went fucking ape shit. He's heating up! I think I scored zero points that game. But I remember being the king shit of the game just from people cheering for you. Boom shakalaka! Do you think they were cheering for you in the same way they cheer for, like, radio? I think it might have been a little bit like that, yes.

[5:00]Okay. Just wondering if we're all the same age. Rob, it wasn't afterwards, like, there were women running up to me looking for a date afterwards, if you're looking at that one. I mean, maybe it's a Rudy. Maybe it's a Rudy moment. You know what I mean? Like, you've been there. You've been on the grind. You've been doing that internal mindset thing. In my mind, they had all remembered that Deadeye moment from, like, five years before when I was the Deadeye shooter at basketball camp. Yep, exactly. Fucking Dr. Doom. All right. All right. So. Who's the adult who gets his rocks off by rejecting shots from, like, eight-year-old kids? Fucking Dr. Doom. There's always one. There's always one. Rob, is that you? If you were a teacher and you played in a middle school basketball game against the kids where the parents came and maybe you blocked somebody's shot, maybe, like, one of the girls' shots a little too hard and it went back at them and you felt bad for it for a long time, that would be fine. And then you turn around to the crowd and you go, that's why they call me the human apocalypse. All right. Let's get in. Very confusing. Let's get into K-Rob.

[6:00]What's up, everybody? Welcome to K-Rob. K-R-O-B. You know, unfortunately, I make a huge mistake sometimes and I ask people, do you listen to my podcast? Now, normally, the answer is that they run and try to jump out the window of the bathroom. Or they say, oh, you have a podcast, even though maybe they're married to me. But there's one thing that they say where I know they're not telling the truth. They say. They say, I'm catching up. I listen to the podcast, I'm just catching up. I think I'm on Madonna, but I'm catching up. I really wanna, but I'm catching up. That was a good song. Yeah. People that I ask. Yes. Do you listen to my podcast?

[7:00]Our podcast. Well, they say I'm just a little behind. We release on Tuesday. You've got one day, babe. No excuse, babe. You've got 24 hours to listen up. Oh, switching that. I know you're lying when you say you're. Catching up I don't think you're trying. I think you just gave up that's what you're saying. When you say you're catching up, I say, I don't mind, but I really do when you want To hear about the greatest albums of all time, the people who tried and gave up or the people Who never tried at all. And if you'll want to hear I'm so used to the listeners, I'm so used to people

[8:00]Not asking any questions when I say I have a podcast that doesn't hurt anymore. It really doesn't like I'm, I'm dead inside now to that when I'm like, I have a podcast And they go, oh, cool. And then we move on and it's like, okay, well, I guess you could Rob, do you ever have like, You're out in public somewhere and you're with someone and they mentioned, they Start mentioning a lot that you have a podcast to people and you're like, please. Please stop. Like, you're like, I don't want anyone to know, or like, do you like ask them to knock It off? Or what do you, what'd you do? It's like a podcast fan. One of the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me in my life Is when Matt came out for that surprise birthday party and brought clips of the podcast that He played over a boat while a captive audience of 55 people who could not escape unless they Jumped in the Hudson had to listen to a bit about me jacking off wearing VR goggles. Like who? You know what I realized that is a, that is also my greatest moment.

[9:00]Rob does hold parties on boats where people can't get away from him. He makes them stay with him the whole time. I've got four guys here. They want to talk about Bob Marley and the whalers and, or just the whalers. I've got Matt in Minneapolis, Matt, how are you doing? Good. Rob. It's been a long time since I've gotten a decent night's sleep. I appreciate being stayed up late with you guys here and again tonight. All right. Well, I'm going to go real fast tonight. I'm not going to get distracted. Okay. I'm not gonna. Okay. Don't worry about me. I've got Aaron. I've got Russell in Minnesota. Russell. How are you doing tonight? Guys? I've never known happiness. I've never known what a sweet caress is. Still. I come on this podcast and laugh like a clown, Rob. Won't you help me? Cause I've got to pick my big, deep basing, low hanging balls up off the ground. Oh no. Oh, wow. I'll tell you what I've said it before, but I'll say it again. When your balls hit something, that's not your underwear. Always a bummer, right? Like if you sit in a chair in your kitchen. Dude. And your ball is such a chair. Like right now, if you're listening at home and you're by yourself, get naked and just

[10:00]Put your balls on the ground. Not cool. Never good. Nobody likes it. Not like you ever tried to do pushups. I was like, oh, I'm going to get buff every time before I take a shower. I'm going to do pushups. I did one and my balls at the floor and I was like, oh, okay, well I'll never do that Again. Fuck this ever. I was torn. You get it caught in the back of your knee joint or something like that. Jesus. Russell. What do you think was going on? I'm like a nutcracker back there. That's terrible. I'm looking down trying to figure this out. Yeah. That's well worse than slamming it in the drawer. Yeah. Someone else's knee drawer where my socks are, by the way, it makes sense. Still. I still want to emphasize that. And I've got Rosie out in California who's psyched because he just bought lifetime tickets To the A's games. Oh God. What? Jesus. I don't keep up on the news. I've already been three times this year. Hey. If we. Keep going at this pace, we'll finish this podcast in 400 years.

[11:00]Let's talk about the whalers. Oh, it's so great. The idea that like my last thing I do on my deathbed is like click pod bean, like upload Episode. Like I know the last thing that you have to resend us the password so we can take all This shit down. Yeah. I'm warning you. If you went down, if you crapper hit the crapper, like whatever In the next album, hit the crapper. The first thing we would do is take every episode. Now. I'm going to come and haunt you guys so bad. This is my legacy. I want like my robot overlords to hear this and be like, this is very good. We should bring Rob back to life. He had a lot of good robot bits about our robo balls being caught in our robo balls. You're already listening ahead to next week. I mean, cripes. How far ahead do you listen? I apologize. Two or three weeks ahead. Wow. That's impressive. If Rob hits the crapper, we're taking it down. Don't say that. It makes me sound like I'm going to die falling into an outhouse, which is one of my top three Fears of all time. I don't know. I think that's one of the. No. Penalty.

[12:00]You know what? This is a great moment here. Penalty. We all can see each other in the zoom call. Matt looks to the left and they think he's watching the Timberwolves when he's looking To the right. He's watching the wild and he is rarely ever looking at us in the camera. Yeah. Not interested. Not interested. Yeah. I'm looking this way. I'm watching TV when I'm looking this way. I'm actually, I'm doing a little bit of we promised to do no research during The pod. So. Yeah. Listen, I got a thing. And I got a ticket in the mail the other day that I got caught hooking. And I had to explain to my wife, I'm in a hockey league. All right. Let's get to our voicemail. Is that what they send you for hooking is a ticket? She actually bought that? That's all? I mean, if that's all it is, I might start participating. What kind of money are we talking here? Usually about $200. All right. But Aaron, remember, I don't kiss on the lips. Okay. No. No. Or in Home Depot. You don't kiss them on the lips, Russell, like they're going to want to so bad.

[13:00]If I'm hooking? No way. Oh, if you're hooking. He's the Julie Roberts of this shit. Yeah. Don't you get it wrong? I would love to see Russell hooking. That would be my favorite. Ah, yes. Guys can't record tonight. Until 10:05. Got my job. All right. Let's get to the voicemail. And I'm going to warn you, this is a long voicemail, but also I think very sweet. Oh. Hi, this is Charm. Weekly downloader. Second time caller. Nice. I forgot. Now- The only person we've never met before. I got to tell you, I was nervous that Charm had bailed because here's what happened. Okay. One night I got pretty high and I went on the back to a better Instagram and I just started Following people. Oh, no. Who like followed us. What are you doing? And I was like, oh, there's Charm. She called in. I'll follow her. And then I realized that a bunch of random guys following somebody's Instagram might Seem aggressive. And then I never heard from her again. So I was like, oh, no. I drove away the fan because I was like, oh, no. No. I drove away the fan because I'm a pervert. Oh, no. Hey, you want to know what's going to drive her away again? When you talked about- Admitting it out loud. How you followed her on Instagram.

[14:00]During the middle of her voicemail. I don't think she accepted my friendship request from Beck Did It Better. By the way, Charm, disrespectful. Okay. Follow that. Get that friendship request. I want to see what's going on in your life. Thanks. All right. Then we can listen. Nope. You're just digging a hole. Keep going. The next morning I woke up and I was like, oh, what have I done? Like the one organic fan. Organic fan we have beside Magic Mike, who I also think after I didn't pick up that Amazon Package, I haven't heard jack from him either. So I'm not going to lie in this stretch of the 130s, I was getting a little nervous that You guys are getting a little sick of making this podcast. And I just want to call and assure you that there's people out there listening and enjoying Every week. What? What? Let us pause. Let us pause. Hang on. What? Four jaws dropped open. Can we rewind that and just listen to that part one more time? Out of the blue, just telling us they appreciate our work? Can we just slow it down? I want to assure you that there's people out there listening and enjoying every week who are not related to you at all.

[15:00]Oh, bingo! Yeah! Yeah! Listen. That's the sweetest thing ever. I played this. This was so nice. I pulled my kid over and played it for her. Okay? Until I got to a later part where she gets super dirty. But this is such a sweet voicemail. Again, we've talked about it over and over. The idea that anybody would listen to us talk about this is so stupid. I can only imagine what she thinks when we're talking about Minneapolis geography and St. Olaf, the limestones. Okay? And... And not only that, guys, but I will say this. This is the best. And then guess what my wife said to me this week? What's that? Do you have anything to wipe off my hands? That's what she said. But what she really said to me is... What she really said to me is, hey, the podcast is actually really funny. And I was like, what? She doesn't listen. Yeah, Russ's car story drew her in for some reason.

[16:00]Who knows why? But she said it was funny. She said it was great. She said, what's your favorite? And then she said something about Aaron, but I wasn't really listening. All right, let's continue the voice. And maybe we listen every week with our partners so that we have something to actually talk about with each other. And we're learning a lot from you guys. Now, I don't know what you're learning, but it's kind of sick and twisted. She is sitting there with her partners at the podcast. I imagine they're just looking at each other like deep in the eyes, listening to this podcast and being like, oh, so Aaron has a honing rod. Very interesting. We should think about that. So then she has now, we asked to say, what do you think about us? So now she goes through it here. You know, Rob is teaching us new tips and tricks and acronyms for the bedroom and the toilet. Sounds like somebody's done a guy on top 69 to me. Thanks. Or an AC Slater. Russ is teaching us exactly how a lady should be treated by blindfolding her while she eats.

[17:00]Oh, no. This is weird as hell. Food shit is teaching us that, yeah, the hamachi crudo is actually quite delicious. Oh, that hamachi crudo. Sounds right. Yep. Hamachi crudo. A true fan is not catching up, is listening. And I had to play this because my song was so depressing that this, I had to play this voicemail to get her spirit up. And Matt, our hilarious mean old daddy, is teaching us that you don't actually got to say a lot. And maybe some of us are hoping that our partners eventually pick up on that. Oh, jeez. Oh. Wow. Matt, you're a role model. So, listen, if you are married to Charm, okay, shut the fuck up, okay? You are talking over the podcast and she has to push the 15-second button back. She doesn't want to do that anymore. That was a dead-eye shot right there. Yeah, it was a dead-eye. You can talk about it later.

[18:00]Plus, saying more by saying less doesn't even make sense to me. I don't get it. But I kind of wanted to force you guys down memory lane. And make you kind of remember all of the really fun content that you've created. So, I wanted to know what your favorite bit or story from, or I guess joke, from the podcast has been. You guys have amassed quite a catalog and staring down the barrel is like another decade of this. So, I just wanted to take you guys down memory lane so that you guys keep doing this. Thanks for all your time and your effort and your work. And I'm excited to hear your answers. Bye. First of all, Charm. You have to make a call like this probably every 10 or 15 episodes or so. Because I want to hear you beg for more podcast episodes. That's what I want to hear. I love it. Okay? I think it's great. Guys, I can't help but disrespect the callers. I can't help myself. Yeah, you really. It's a problem, yeah.

[19:00]It is. Yeah, just as long as Charm doesn't die, then she'll really take a beating from Rob. No, no, Charm. Charm, don't die. But if you do and you want to. If you want to play your funeral. If you want us to do an episode at your funeral as a live show what? We'd be honored. We'd wear our full military whites. Okay? We salute you. We salute you. Thank us for our service. Hey, Rob, we would naval salute her. Naval salute. Give the naval salute. Rob, I also like that Charm. She's so sweet and she's so nice. It makes me think that other downloaders better keep downloading because we've got options out there. So, those other listeners better keep downloading. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, he went there. Do you guys have favorite? I don't have a favorite bit, but I do have a favorite moment. I have a whole catalog of them, so I'll let you guys go first because I can really take us down the lane. So, I want you guys to go first. I've hated every second of this. Aaron, what's your favorite bit?

[20:00]I like the moments that are spontaneous, unplanned, unscripted, or when things go slightly awry. So, you're probably going to get it. Yes, my absolute favorite moment is the oyster oil on Rob's keyboard. I just thought Rob bought the canned oyster and was showing them to us. I think about that every time I open my keyboard at work and I pray that it does not smell like oysters. That is the moment I was like, I need to stop using my work computer for real. It's such a moment. There's a lot of problems. Spontaneous, and then you handled it with aplomb, but also the soundboard went fucking nuts. It was so bad. We had like an hour intermission that night when Rob had to fix his computer. Yeah, and I was like, if this computer turns off and none of the stuff that we've done is saved, And I don't get the sound of me spilling oyster juice on the keyboard, I am going to quit the show. Like, that's going to be it. Okay? But luckily, due to my technical genius, I got it done. Matt, what's your favorite part of the show? The least favorite part is talking about Rosie's feet addiction because it's just not a real thing.

[21:00]Not a thing. And then making fun of our wonderful listeners. I just, I don't know how you guys do that and get any pleasure out of it. It's terrible. Matt did tell Rob probably about 100 episodes ago that the foot fetish thing is overplayed in a group text. And Rob listened for about two weeks and just barreled right through back again. Well, I'm going to reference the future voicemail that we're going to do next week. And we'll see what the callers have to say about that. We'll see what they think about me making fun of you. Aaron's feet. Some of them are really, actually scary. Like it. It's not Aaron's feet. It's Aaron's P. Sean, right? But I absolutely love, Russell's done two songs now. One of them is recent. But Russell doing the parody, I'm using quotes, parody songs have been hilarious. And I know Rob gets in trouble. And maybe this is half the reason that I really like it.

[22:00]But the bit about the dentist just out to make money. Yes. And I was at the vet again today. And I got to the vet. And I got just nickeled and dimed. And today it brought up. And so that bit, only because Rob was getting in, he just, he could not keep talking. He just wanted to get past that so bad. And it was like the one or two times that Rob legitimately is like, guys, move on. And we just kept diving at him about how dentists just are out to make money. And they're just a bunch of, are they actually doing anything? So that probably was my favorite bit. And I, and Rob's sister listens. And she's a dentist. And I'm not, it's funny because it's Rob's sister. That's about it. Like I'm not trying to make fun of her. She's a very nice person. Right. And so that's that bit. I think about probably more than anything. What you enjoy is not my sister. It's my sister getting mad at me. It's not insulting. At madding you. Absolutely. You like the idea of me off mic getting in actual trouble and getting like a real.

[23:00]Right. The real mean text about it. Like somehow we figured out what Rob wanted to move on from. Because he's the one who's always beaten. The thing to death. Right. And so we found the one thing. Rob getting in trouble with his sister that we've got a, I don't know if we can find another one, but that one was pretty funny. I'll tell you what, I've got two bits that I love. And honestly, one of my favorite ones ever was the whole Russell. On the James Brown. When we played that a million times, that made me laugh. My rolling stones date, the disaster date from. I think about that all the time. I think about Russell. Russell's date where he couldn't hear anything and they went and stood in the hallway and still couldn't hear anything because he was like, I think they opened with wild horses and man's like, nope, they didn't play that song at all. And then I got to say the other one was the very first that the Beach Boys wife swap joke. Oh, I thought that because that right away has set the tone for the whole podcast. If you guys go back and listen to old episodes, which I don't recommend, but if you listen, you should, you, we cut out so much stuff that now we wouldn't even like we would have Russ and I used to email back and forth.

[24:00]About certain bits. Like, well, should we keep it in or not? And now we wouldn't even blink. It wouldn't even make us think about taking it out at all. Like we, we have. Well, maybe we should go back. Maybe we should ask Cole's resort again. If they'll sponsor the wife swap bit again they must've canceled their, advertising with us. Cause they haven't heard about them in a while, but maybe we should go back and ask them if they'll come back. You know what? They might be direct on the show. They might be direct messaging us on the Instagram. Maybe we should check. What if we had like millions of dollars of profit stuck in those Instagram messages and we just never got to. That would be such a bummer. But just the idea that the wife swap is, it's such a funny idea of just taking somebody else's wife and just absolutely going to town on them the whole time. You haven't done to them way better. Like just to really tell you what you already know that you're just terrible at it. Like it was such a funny idea to be everyone's sad at the end. Like everybody on my half of the room is sad.

[25:00]It would be like, if you'd be like, if there's two roller coasters, right. And one roller coaster was like up and down and one. 90 and around and everybody's going, ah, they're screaming. They're like, oh my God. And you were on a roller coaster that literally just went flat in a circle and then came back and didn't quite make it to the end. Like that would be the roller coaster of me on the wife swap. As a guy who's scared of heights, I would take the roller coaster that just went around and I would be happy as shit. There would be no complaints. Russell at the end. Yeah. Russell, what's your favorite bit from the show? I have a bunch. So I've got, I categorized a few of them because I, I want, I had so many that I thought of. But I'll, I'll go through them quickly. But the first is, I categorize them by person. There's different things that people bring to the podcast that I really enjoy. I was going to start with Matt. I love Matt's mean old daddy moments. I love when Matt does a list and can't read his list. When Matt can't read his list from the night before, whatever on the post-it note, I always get a kick out of that. And I don't think Matt was the first one to do this, but I think Matt might be one of the best that does this during the podcast.

[26:00]I'm a big fan. Anytime. Someone's a big fan. Matt is all over. I'm a big, whatever. And the best ever. Does that, Matt, does that affect you in the real life where somebody says like, Oh, all the time. And then I'm with some of our, more loyal listeners. And then they do it too. Hello. The best one ever we did with that was the giant Gary Bibb from the Curtis Mayfield episode. If anyone wants to go back to giant Gary Bibb. I forgot that was the bit. The other ones that I really love that Gary Gibb talks like this. Hi, everybody. Come to my show. And Jerry Bibb is like, Hey, everybody. The coal miners all died or whatever that song was about. One of my other favorite things that I think Matt does the best job of, of we love doing a flight tonight.

[27:00]We'd love telling stories about our flights. And we've had the ones armrests up, armrests down. Our buddies always text armrests up, armrests down. I think that was a fun one. We had the Roger Rabbit moment. We had the seat leaning back discussion, but my favorites are definitely Matt. Matt's had like all the smells on the airplane. And he's also, Matt's my favorite of showing up a minute before a flight, like being the guy who walks really slow on the walkway to get in front of people, being the guy who blocks people trying to get off the plate. I love Matt's flights tonight. Oh, it's so good. Sharpen those elbows. So Aaron, the things that jumped out for Aaron, to me, it's just like things in Aaron's life that are so unique and just make Aaron and make him so fun to talk to on this podcast. Some of my favorite stories from Aaron have been his driver's ed repeated story about the pregnancy and the port-a-potty. Oh, thanks, Mr. Holdridge. Thank you, Mr.

[28:00]Holdridge. I can't remember the bit. Was that person really had a baby in a port-a-potty? That's a, that's the true part. That's what he told us. And he told us the story twice. Within a half an hour. And that child's name, Biffy Jr. And if you remember, Rob also had a joke in that episode about how you can't get pregnant if you put someone over the blue port-a-potty. Port-a-potties are so great because they're like, hey that blue stuff you use to clean the toilet? What if that was the toilet? Everyone's like, fuck. Dr. Biffy was like, damn. Do you think, now let me ask you, Dr. Biffy, the man who invented the Biffy, the outdoor toilet. Do you think he's actually Biffy Tannen from the Back to the Future? And he went into the future and like fucked up and he was like, oh God, what do I remember? What do I remember? And then he's like, oh yeah, I remember in the future, everybody liked to shit outdoors. So I'm going to make these Biffys. Haven't we done other Biff Tannen jokes?

[29:00]Like the wine has Biff Tannens in it. Oh, I just changed the Beck voicemail message back to the Chuck Berry. This is. This is your cousin. This is the dude you're looking for. It's like a 30 second bit. Not funny. Very good. A few other Aaron moments that I really loved. One was when Aaron wrecked his car in the Hunky Dory episode. I'm sorry, Aaron, that we laughed at that, but it was a very funny story that you told. It's a good story. It's a good story. I also loved the one where Aaron's prom date made out with another dude on the Miles Davis episode. Oh, God. Oh, my God. I'd forgotten about that. I was out there breaking my heart. This is good, Russell, because I need stuff for songs. This is good for songs. I need to make a song. I need to make a song about these. Another one that was one of my all-time favorites. My recollection was that Aaron laid off a lady wearing a pumpkin outfit on Halloween. That's not exactly how it went down. And then we were shocked when Aaron managed eight people. When Aaron managed eight people, everyone's jaw dropped. I'm up to 13 now. Oh, my God. You're getting close to upper middle management.

[30:00]Wow. You're not just lower middle management. 13. Or middle management. Aaron, how many, like, do they call you Aaron? Or do they call you Mr. So-and-so? They call me Director So-and-so. No, they call me Aaron. They don't call you Director So-and-so. You realize how bad it sounded when you said it. No, of course not. They call me Aaron. No, of course that's how they call me. All right. And you haven't told them about the podcast like Russell did with his coworkers? And he immediately regrets it for the rest of his life? No. No, sir. Another, my last favorite Aaron just life story was that when he worked at Walmart, I had this marked as one of our five favorite bits of all time. When Aaron worked at Walmart. It was on the Curtis Mayfield episode. I highly encourage everyone to go back and listen to it. Oh, my God. So, Russell, what's your plan? Should we do it? Do we need to come out with the best of some of these are your favorite bits for every person? Yeah, this might just be the best of, like, with the clips. Yeah. So, the other ones I love with Aaron. To me, Aaron's food brings a dimension to this podcast like no other. We all talk about food sometimes, but Aaron does the best job.

[31:00]We had the nutritional yeast story and jokes on the Missy Elliott podcast, which was fantastic. Yeah, unbelievable. Are you still rocking that nutritional yeast, Aaron? You still eating that stuff? Yeah. Well, yeah. Although, last night, my wife took the bag over to a friend's house for a wine night, So I have to get some more. But, yeah, we shared it with some friends. So, your wife went to a wine night without you? Uh-oh. Yeah. Well, somebody's got to stay here with the kid. But, yeah, she took the nooch. She took the nooch popcorn. She came back with different socks on. Oh, the nooch. I didn't take the socks. She came home. And then she came back with different socks on, man. So, all right. That is a good bit. And then my last- I've never seen these socks before. And then the final, Aaron, food story that is an all-timers from Star Time. It's the dandelion greens. And Rob threw a shit fit over Aaron eating dandelion greens. If Rob has only had, like, four rants on this podcast, that was one of his four rants. He went ape shit. Yeah. He went all the way to the bottom. Okay. What are the other food things?

[32:00]We got chicken in the tin. Yes. And what did you have? You brought, like, tortellini on the hike or something? Yeah. Tortellini on the hike. That was a euphemism for banging on a hike. We had the burgers too small, which I actually just- I made that mistake again this week. I don't want to get into it, but I- Your meat was too small. Yeah. The meat was too small again. I'm going to save Rob for last. For me, I think my favorite things are getting dating advice from you guys. So, going to the advice corner has always been one of our favorite bits. I think the character- It kind of seems like it's working. It feels to me like it's working. Helping me out. Helping me out. It feels like we're leaning towards something, right? It feels like- It feels like we're building. Yeah. It feels like we're building. Yeah. I think I edited out the one where I said, just make the alphabet. So, we're definitely leaning in the right direction for another carrot cake incident. We had the carrot cake incident on Maggot Brain you guys gave me help on. Super good. We had the famous bugs in the hotel room disaster from The Clash. Remember the bugs in the hotel room? Oh, my God. So many bugs. We had the pregnant lady date. Remember your guys' shock when I told you I went on a date with a pregnant lady?

[33:00]But the best part of that was the- It was a roll call of dates that you gave later. Did it with two dudes in the same day. Pregnant on the day. It's like a day of the life type thing. You should see how that pregnant lady's doing now. Yeah. Go back on Tinder. Is there like a history Tinder? Is there like a history you can see? Rob, we don't talk about that app. That app's deleted. Rob, that app's deleted, Rob. Yeah, it's on the floppy disk. It says Star Wars game that I have at my house. Do you- Now, Russell, I know, and I'm just going to make a guess right now. Yeah. Did you have a spreadsheet with your date's names on it and then notes on how it went? Okay. Yes, I knew it. Yes. There's no spreadsheet and no notes. But there was a-

[34:00]Why are you winking so big? There was a point a few years back where I legit went on like seven dates in a week. Like a ton with like seven new people. How do you keep them straight? I wrote notes down and I put the notes up in my visor of my car. They're like the thing that you put down. Oh, my God. He's like QB1 out there where like he's got a wristband. Russell is playing chess. Oh, Russell, cool. You have a CD player. Can I grab a CD from your visor? Oh. No. No. Give it up. No. And if you remember, some of our- going way back, we had the lady who sent the food back. We had the lady who sent the food back. She swore a lot. Oh, she was swearing a lot. Yep. And then my favorite thing about dating advice is sometimes it spreads to you guys. And it was when Rob talked about if he was dating younger women DiCaprio style on the Fiona Apple episode. That was fantastic. I think lately, Russell goes, guys, I got to ask your opinion.

[35:00]Like he thinks like that he is completely right in this situation. I got it. Like, I'm not wrong here. Am I right? Like, I don't know, Russell like, yeah meanwhile, he's talking to a Guy who only goes to the bathroom in his basement, man. It's like, I don't know. You should probably do what she says. Honestly. Finally, I want to go with Rob. The things that Rob brings to the podcast that are my favorite first are his intros. Rob's intros of us are always super fun. And my favorite one ever was if you guys go back to the stankonia episode, Rob did the Eight K eight intros. If you guys go back to the stankonia episode, Rob did the eight K eight intros. If you guys remember those. And those were the best. What was it? What was it? Oh, yeah. Those were hilarious. We might have to pull that one up now because whatever Aaron was, that's the best intro We've ever done. My name's Rob and nobody is as cool as me. I keep it fresh and I keep this podcast so clean. I love these bros. And now I want to introduce my co-host.

[36:00]First of all, I've got Mr. Daddy, a.k.a. Big Daddy, a.k.a. Doctor of the Inflatable. A.k.a. Owner of a bunch of extension cords, a.k.a. Don't call me your pal. I'm your dad. It's Matt from Minneapolis. Matt, how are you doing? Rob, Daddy Fat Stacks, B-O-G-B-O-I. Yes. So happy to be here. Yes. Next up, I've got the Doctor of Drinks, a.k.a. Mr. Flying in First Class, a.k.a. The Single Guy, a.k.a. Owner of the Advice Corner, a.k.a. Big Dick, but in a weird way. It's Russell from Minnesota. Russell, how are you doing? I'm doing great, guys. I hear that Mother Nature is now on birth control. You know what I mean? Think she's looking for a schlubby, mediocre bartender to hold? Seriously, Mother Nature? She's single? Oh, my God. This episode's going to be horrible, but great at all at the same time. Russ is out there humping a gopher hole in his yard. Huh? What? And now, I've got the California Man, a.k.a. The Weird Guy, a.k.a. Actually a perv, a.k.a. Dr. Jack off the feet, a.k.a.

[37:00]Mr. Hide My Browser When My Wife Comes to the Garage, a.k.a. The Candy Man, a.k.a. The Handy Man, a.k.a. The Handy Part is about him. Backing off of the tent, a.k.a. Normal-sized dick with tiny balls. His dick actually looks big, a.k.a. Mr. Furtadas is how he gets his porn on Lies because he sees free tatas. It's Aaron from California. Aaron, how are you doing? Oh, that's good. All right. I will listen to that. I'll pull it up. You know, Russell, I'm actually going to use this to make a best-of episode for when we're Too busy. Oh, and all the Deez Nuts ones? Yeah. Oh. That was pretty good. That was a good one. I still use how I'm a philosophy major. You all saw what the Deez Nuts are. I also love Rob's impressions. I love his calls from the beyond, from the bopper, Buddy Holly, Meatloaf, and Amelia Earhart, even though he bailed early on the Amelia Earhart one. Oh, I had such... You know what? I woke up the next day in a cold sweat because I had a great bit for that. So if Amelia Earhart ever comes back, I've got a great bit. It'll come back organically sometime. It'll come back organically. We've got a lot of episodes left. We haven't heard this guy in a long time, but the Tony Danza impressions from Rob were

[38:00]Some of my favorites ever. This is so much like masturbating in the sense that I think it's great. I love talking about this. Rob's Hulk Hogan deep dick in his wife and sushi are some of my favorites. Blah. I can't, like, we can't even eat sushi without bringing that up, I guess. Oh, thank God. Oh, too much sushi, brother. Oh, I feel like a pig, brother. We still haven't watched that video. We got to find that video. Rob, I actually did watch a video. Bubba the Love Sponge, the guy who got cheated on. Did, like, a real interview a few weeks back, and he actually was using the phrase, Yeah, was my best friend deep, like, fucking my wife? Yeah, like, they used the exact phrases that you asked for. I also loved Rob's Mel Gibson impression on the Kanye late registration album. Listen, the fact that we were doing Mel Gibson on Kanye was foreseeing the future.

[39:00]Yeah. And then one of my favorite, Rob, I don't know if this was impression, but it was more Of a mashup. It was a mashup with Biggie Smalls having sex. A classic. And I think Aaron kind of said when things go off the rails, I think my favorite thing About Rob on the podcast is he, he takes these amazing trips. Like, he goes to Rome, and he comes back, and he doesn't tell us about Rome. He tells us, like, his thoughts on the Walgreens intimacy aisle when he's getting Cadbury eggs Or stuff. So I love when Rob takes things off the rails. That's one of my favorite. The Cadbury egg ovipositor bit on the Hank Williams where Aaron couldn't believe we were Talking about it for a second. Now we're doing it a third time. No. I'll tell you what, though. If the aliens really did put out Cadbury eggs into your throat, I'd be Letting those things hug my face all day and night. It'd be great. We had the Home Alone Jackoff house parody movie. If you guys remember that one. Oh, what? The West Bandits. This sounds like a dream you had, Russell. We did a Home Alone Jackoff parody.

[40:00]It wasn't a song. It was the parody movie. Yeah. Of the West Bandits. That sounds very bad. We should not have done that. We had the, on Sly Stone, we had Hamburglar is a brat. Remember when the Hamburglar is a brat? This is so stupid. And I love Rob's time machine bits. What Rob would do is rivets, smoke rivets, go back in time to make out with himself like In Talking Book. Time machine. So good. I think about that time machine all the time because sometimes I do think, I'm like, do I remember? Maybe I've forgotten now, but do I remember seeing myself in college? And every time the answer is no. And it's such a bummer. Because it means I'll never find a time machine. Because that's where I'm going, folks. Straight back to college. And I'm going to be like, what do people here really need? Ah, yes. To shit outside sometimes. Have you guys been in the new Biffy's, by the way? They have like sinks. No bueno. By the way. Yeah, don't. And if you fill up a water bottle using one of those, it tastes so weird. Oh, God.

[41:00]That's pretty awful. That's terrible. So those were some of my favorites. Those were some of my favorite bits, Rob. I know I had a lot of them, but I couldn't help but share some of my favorite bits on The podcast. Matt, what'd you say there? I over-talked you. You had a sink in the Biffy? Yeah. In one of my things. Okay, because I've seen them where they're outside now. No. Most of the time, if you've got a bank of them, they have them outside, but not in the Biffy. I walk right by those. Don't use them. Power move. I show everybody. You know what? Hey, guess what? My dick ain't dirty. Okay? Especially where I'm grabbing it. Way at the base. Like, it's not, I don't need to wash my hands every day. Before I use a urinal. Huh? Can we high-five on that, guys? Huh? I guess it depends on where you've been doing push-ups. If your push-ups are only in the privacy of your own home, then maybe, but. Why are you so sweaty coming out of that Biffy? I was doing push-ups. You have something for my hands. All right. Let's get into rolling going. We're going to have to make it short. It is time.

[42:00]Yeah, that was a little bit of a step. You realize that you don't need to have something good to be a highlight on this show. Russell just named like 10 highlights. It's easy for us. It's a natural thing to do. We're naturally funny. And here with the funniest story we've heard all night. Aaron, we're only going on. How's it going with you? I was at the pool today. This is a callback. What? To something important. How many times did you go to the bathroom, Aaron? Oh, yeah. About four times. Because I don't know what happened. My son has to pee so many times when we're in the pool. I don't understand it. And he tells you and you don't just say like, hey. Hey, don't. Be cool. Be cool, actually. But you can just pee. We're in this pool. Everybody's pee-ing it. But don't say that out loud. And don't tell your friends' parents. I think the move at the pool is to like make a big show out of going to the bathroom once. Yeah. So then you can go. You just go in the pool the rest of the time and no one will suspect anything. I still believe. I know it's fake. But I still believe some pools have that fake pee stuff in it where it turns like a color when you pee in it. So every time you got to kind of just test it a little bit.

[43:00]You're like, well, and then you're like, well, any purple? Any purple? No. All right. Open up the floodgates over. Wow, that guy's swimming so fast. It's kind of like, did you guys have it where all of a sudden on your buses they had like the cameras right up front? And they're like, oh, we got cameras. We got cameras, right? And there weren't anything but just a box that had a battery. So it had a little blinking red light. Yes, it's so good. So that's like the thing in the pool, right? Like one time, one spot, somebody got busted with the purple stuff and that's enough to just deter anybody from. From peeing in the pool or at least testing it. I was in the pool with Wallace and Anna was a little bit further down the pool and I heard her call my name and she was like, hey, Aaron. I look over and she's pointing and there's a guy in the pool doing samurai swimming. Oh, my God. He's in the pool. He's got his hands on the water and she looks right at me. She's such a great fan of the podcast.

[44:00]Wow. She looks right at me. She says, rolling going. How's it going? She's like, oh, my God, that's my, that's my podcast. So I'm so excited. And then Ted got rock hard in the pool? What? What are you? Right. So I didn't, I didn't talk to the guy in the pool because I was with my son mostly, but we went into the locker room. Oh, no. Yeah. So we're going in to take a shower and this guy happens to be getting undressed and I'm like, well, I'm obviously not going to talk to him while he's naked, but maybe. And my son goes, hey, I can see your butt. And I was like, I can't talk to my samurai swimming. Brethren, I don't know when I'm going to get a chance to talk about, I was so excited. I'm not the only person who practices samurai swimming at the pool. Cause I had done my, my sets earlier and I was hanging out. What do you say when your kid says, Hey, I can see your butt. I just tried to say like, maybe that's not something we want to yell to people. We don't know. I mean, I wasn't, I'm not really I don't know exactly what to say. Like, you don't want to like shame your kid or whatever, but you kind of was like, Hey, people don't necessarily want to hear that.

[45:00]Right. It's like, Hey, I can see you're drying your balls on the hairdryer facing. Up. Yeah. I mean, the next step. Yeah. But let's face it. When you're putting hand dryers that low in the men's locker room, there's only, there's only one use for them is to play the parachute game. You got to get that foot up there. Right, man. Oh, That's why I doing yoga. So I don't know. I mean, I'm eventually going to talk to this guy. Maybe we can have like a competition or maybe I can learn a thing or two from him, but I was so excited. I'm not the only samurai. It feels like July 4th, kind of like, challenge, right? We can hold sparklers in our hands, right? We can like both hold sparklers and see if you can hold them up out of the water the longest. Yeah. I like this. This is great. I'm going to do it. I'm going to challenge him. I, can you imagine, can you guys imagine everyone else at this pool is like, why can't there be any normal fucking people at this pool? Like somebody, a samurai swimming.

[46:00]And then this guy's wife goes over and goes, Aaron, rolling, going, I was going with you. I'm like, I'm going to go with you. Would you find that at rhyme.com lady Rolling going Matt, how's it going with you? Good we want to dinner tonight as a family We started getting into this I Don't know the routine of like playing a card game usually It's like screw your neighbor or something like that where you can kind of just play and go and it's it's turned into quite the Thing so instead of having to actually talk to each other Which my kids are like 11 and 7 right now. So like you don't get anything out of many ways We're actually you know, it's we thought we've had fun playing card games when we're going out to dinner and stuff And it kind of keeps them. Yeah, so that's been fun But as we're playing we're sitting next to this other table, right?

[47:00]And all of a sudden this lady it must have been like an aunt and uncle or something I don't think it was grandma grandpa, but I think it was aunt and uncle with Two nephews and the nephews were probably like eight and six or nine and seven or something like that And the aunt starts telling him very loudly. He goes well if you guys don't get your Mom a Mother's Day present the Mother's Day fairy comes and puts coal in your stocking So my kids can hear this so they turn and they look at me and Sarah and they're like What? Yeah, what is a Mother's Day fairy, right? And so it made me think of there's all of this bullshit that we teach our kids, right? And you know that comes out between All the different fairies and people that come down work Treating people right a bunch of bullshit the workers actually control the means stuff like that and so I Know there's things I know there's things And I should have prepped you guys for this

[48:00]But I know there's things that you tell your kids that isn't true But you tell them just to move on from situations Can you guys think of anything you tell your kids and or nieces and nephews or anything like I remember growing up in my My best friends dad used to tell the kids like oh well dogs don't have any sense of time So we can leave the dog in the kennel for a while and forever. I thought that was real Right until I'm like wait a minute You can't that's not right but that's what he told his kids So they're like God the dog's okay things like that. So what kind of things do you guys tell your kids? That isn't true at all, but they still believe it. I'm happy I had them I See mine now high school and middle school you kind of get out of that I will say this the story the only thing I in the problem is the only thing I can think of is my father-in-law

[49:00]When my wife was young my father-in-law told her oh I can litter I have a license for that I bought a license from the state and then he just whipped stuff out the window And so when she went to school now mind you he's a teacher of the school when she went to school They were talking about litter in school. She raised your hand very knowledgeable showing off a little bit and saying hey We call that we call those people a gunner. Yeah, she was Some people can litter my dad has a littering license and they're like, oh Teacher down the hall. I might go talk to him about that like what a guy. I remember when we used to go to Tar Saying Jesus store the red dot store and The We would just go just to walk around in the middle of winter right because you just had to get your kids out of the house And just go do something so we would go and Leo would want to buy every toy He's 11 now, but it's all about seven You know every toy he wanted to buy and he always wanted to buy some a little bigger But you'd look at the age on it it would say like

[50:00]You know for ages three to eight or eight plus right and stuff like that He'd be like six years old and be like, oh well Leo. It's eight plus. We can't get it, right? It'd be like a hard rule not a suggestion. Okay. Yeah, okay So for that worked forever until you know about tell he's about seven and then he started Well, I can you know, I could do the things like that So that's about the one thing that I could think of that was pretty harm daddy says the dentist is for eight Plus he won't let us go Daddy says the dentist are just trying to steal your money. Oh, don't say that goddamn it Edit that out We I don't know what happened at school today But Wallace had a lot of questions about nuclear waste and so we were starting to like Yeah, we said a lot of nuclear waste and so I was about to start explaining that's radiation And I was like, I'm not gonna tell him that's what you get when you go through the things at the airport because he's never gonna Go through the things at the airport inside to leave had to leave that alone She had that's how the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were yes, that's well Yeah, and Bruce Banner and daddy is that why mommy cries when you turn on the microwave

[51:00]I will say speaking of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles my kids saw David and the Last Supper and they you know So it's Michelangelo of course. Yeah. Yeah, and Leonardo right is that who did those two? Yes, I don't know you were there Michelangelo did. No, I wasn't actually Michelangelo did the David and Leonardo did the Last Supper And so I said hey, you got to see half the Ninja Turtles and my kids looked at me Like I had four heads. They were like, what are Ninja Turtles? Where do you and I was like? Oh, I'm sorry. They're teenagers and they're like what? My kids are big time into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a new movie coming out So I mean we're just we're gonna be in have they watched the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie where shredder dies at The end by getting crushed in a garbage truck He gets crushed and you see his hand as he's there

[52:00]Casey Jones crushes it and plays it like a joke the man is crushed in a goddamn garbage truck Hey Rob, pretty perverted I was like this Listen my kids, I don't mind if they see a naked guy with a brain in his belly But somebody getting crushed in a garbage truck. That's too much. Yeah. Oh shredder. You got crushed in a garbage truck Russ write that down. Well a good bit Roll and go and Robert tells it going with you. I'll tell you what Two things number one I got a new updated program to make my soundboards and as you can tell one of the things I get to do Hey, Rob, we can tell we started 40 minutes late because we can tell That's hurtful because I've actually got it all figured out But one of the things we can do is we can put emojis on my different sounds. So look at this See this one. I put fire on it. I put a middle finger on this one. Oh

[53:00]I Read that this week we will probably get into this at some point But I read that this weekend is the anniversary of lemonade that lemonade came out this weekend in 2016 I don't know if that's true or not. I've been I've been drinking that stuff since going back to at least 2004 I like the place what's that place around the corner they have fudge. Oh, I got it Very mature Robbie Hey, don't look at my Bing searches Listen, I'm getting old of now where my searches are very mature. It's like v-milf So is that your rolling going that you got a new soundboard? So do you have any that I should put certain emojis on oh what harp do we have a harp emoji Well, you got to put the eggplant on the biggie one. Oh God, you're so right So anyway, that is exciting in my there is no harp symbol. There's no harp emoji

[54:00]What if I want to play harp with my friends? Well, yeah, what about if there are no Alice Coltrane fans out there shit What all these Alice Coltrane's people like I can never text my friends anything it doesn't make sense Yeah, put the music out. You know what I just put music notes on it. All this whole thing is music There's so many music ones. That was a disaster. I put the music on the harp And you know what I'm gonna go back in time and take this off So guys I decided not to put the music note on the harp one. So that was a good decision on my part The other thing is I am trying to lose weight right now. And so my nutritionist is like listen. Here's the key Listen, why lose weight Rob? Like you're gonna do you lose enough to make something happen. No, no No That is still the best opening Just so people know my opening line of my stand-up act has been and will always be I want to lose enough weight to cheat on my wife

[55:00]It's the perfect joke Really Everybody I tell that story to laughs I Guarantee if I met Malala and I told her that joke she would laugh She would laugh she doesn't laugh at anything her life has been a tragedy Now the other thing is so look at this water bottle. I have at home because I need to drink a hundred and two hundred ounces a day 200 ounces of water. Just think about that a can of soda is eight ounces. I Need to drink 20 cans of diet pretty sure it's 12 isn't it? Okay, so I need to drink about 28 18 cans Rob's family I've seen his family uses like the small cans of stuff like the ponies 12 ounce curls 200 divided by 12 I need to drink 16.6 cans of Diet Coke every day's worth of water

[56:00]Is that good when my measurement for water is in Diet Cokes? Hey, are you drinking the Diet Coke first and then filling it with water and then because that feels like you're really in it Look at this very normal water bottle that I drink two of every day That's this is not close to the camera. This is right by my head. This is how would you describe this bottle Aaron? You are a story-telling genius. I hope another podcast doesn't snatch you up and make you tell stories. We're only going rust laws to go with you Everything's going good. Matt and I were actually talking a huge night in Minnesota this week We've got are actually specifically today at right and Matt the Timberwolves are on twins were on Wild run all locally and then the last one. What was the last one you said Matt? Well Hamilton's playing downtown at the Orpheum what Matt? I wasn't able to go to Hamilton tonight. That's because I went yesterday. I went inside Yes, oh my god Russell. Have you guys ever been to it before or not? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what did you guys think when you went to it?

[57:00]I didn't know what to expect, but I had a fantastic time. I was super into it I thought it was amazing to watch the crowd was super into it What what was your guys response when you saw Hamilton for the first time? It is unbelievable. It is A crazy unique and crazy Thought-provoking It's one of a kind something you've never seen before never heard before and then to see it live by actual humans like doing it When you know in a place that's Acoustically awesome and everything's built around it to be you know for the show. It's it's completely overwhelming and Awesome, you like I think to really understand you got to see like three or four times So you can see what everybody else is doing on the side and everything and so it's it's unbelievable. It's crazy unbelievable. I Went in expecting maybe to not like it because I do like Lin-Manuel Miranda

[58:00]But he is also corny and so I thought it was gonna be some corny ripety wrapping and I loved every minute of it I just thought it was fantastic and I did boo King George at the end because that's what you should do for such a good Oh, that's right. Yeah, I thought about you while I was watching this air because I've heard you kind of rip Lin-Manuel Manuel Miranda before and I was sitting there watching this and like What the fuck does Aaron not like about this? This is fantastic And I was I had about a minute or two. I was so into the show the whole time I very rarely was daydreaming or not paying attention But the only time I thought about was why does Aaron not like this? I don't I think he's a wonderful songwriter I don't like when he casts himself in his own stuff because I don't I don't think he's that great Like I didn't like the screen version of Hamilton I think they could have picked a better Hamilton, but as a songwriter like unparalleled and Knows hip-hop and like really nailed a lot of the beats and everything so I I have no no beef It changed my opinion seeing it in person. It was really impressive to watch

[59:00]I really enjoyed it and you know what I was gonna ask you guys I was gonna say yeah, let's say you were to take a theater goer to Hamilton How long can you rest on that is like? Hey, I took you to this I don't want to I can't I can't be like if I accidentally eat a little extra carrot cake You got to let it slide because we went to Hamilton. Is that like does that how many like mess up says that save me? Do you have any idea what you're getting into Russell? It's worth it's worth nothing You will not be credited for that at all Russell What they you might get like a pass on leaving the toilet seat up for like one night If it's the next day It's just got if you just got back from Hamilton and accidentally got in her way when she wanted to get in the kitchen because she's hungry Yeah, it's mad when she's hungry. She may even be like, oh, but thank you, but that's it There is no bank and not banking this It's gone banking it all day No, you can't know you cannot you absolutely cannot we're gonna end the podcast Russell

[1:00:00]It's a gift has to give is the dumbest idea ever that it's gonna buy you something you could be like You know what? I'm so sorry. I I didn't know it was a hole in the gas station. I didn't know what to do I just did what I thought oh jeez. I remember when I took you to Hamilton. I Mean that doesn't get you anything Yeah, like there Russ is apologizing for using a glory hole. Oh Don't apologize. I didn't have a few questions about the show though The first thing that happened. I'm it up near the front. I'm coming up like about four seats in so now all our crepes How much do you hate those tickets? I actually got them pretty cheap. They're only two hundred bucks everything else on every other night It was like three four hundred plus. So I got them relatively Wait, I mean hold on I paid a lot of moneys for these This should get me a few passes on some mistakes Rob no edits on this episode. We're good. Okay, but I was gonna ask you guys this We're probably 20 minutes into the show Lady a few in the middle of the row of like a row of like 20 people has to get up and leave and

[1:01:00]Immediately like everyone's given her the daggers and it's like Someone's got to get up and go for whatever reason you they got to go From my perspective though if you get up in a show like that and you leave you're not allowed to come back until the Intermission I think you've got to sit out. I can't make people stand up again. What do you guys think? Everybody's got a reason to go right like you just Upset tummy something everybody's got something. Yeah, and you got to respect that Yeah, but no you can't come back like five minutes later You got to just this person came back about five minutes later So like you're in those you're in like a theater seat It's not like a baseball game where people are up and down the whole time. No one's move, right? And so we had to get up you got to like get up out of your seat No, it was the worst I was gonna see I was thinking this person should have had to sit out until intermission But is that too harsh? I Just feel that's the rule most places and they are there's got to be like a standing room place or something they can Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, you can't make people get out. Yeah, I agree rustling. It's it's so bizarre

[1:02:00]They should you know what you're right. They should stand out until it's intermission I'm gonna repeat it just in case people at home didn't hear it Then the next question I had for the show is is there like a TV version of this or yep? So there are Disney plus that come out on stage whether it's King George Aaron or Washington or Jefferson or whoever and the Moment they come out the crowd goes nuts And I'm like have all these people seen this on TV have they seen it in person How do they know like that they're gonna be cheering for this character when they kind of come out on stage? I think it's Disney plus that has it and I mean there are people my kids We've I don't know there was a time we watched probably like eight times and like a you know Three-week span or something like that and I know there's people who still watch it like all the time or they just have the The soundtrack that they play in the background or something like people love it so much. Yeah, so absolutely people It's like Tony Danza walking out You know and getting an applause when Mona's sitting

[1:03:00]Yeah people have seen it on Disney or they've they've seen it in person. They're going again for sure I love that stuff in sitcoms with a nominate then they had to take a beat Where he's like Yeah, Mona you're stuck in the dryer again But Prince George walks out in this one and people literally like go went fucking nuts before he even said a word I was like, this is crazy. That's a lot of pressure George. I should say I apologize But because he comes out he just walks out and starts singing right away, right? Yes, there's a ton of pressure on that role like you got a Da-da-da-da Yeah. Like that Man you're ready. I think if it was Prince George it would sound a little something like this I Come from England to watch you masturbate with a magazine

[1:04:00]Yeah, you haven't seen the show. Have you did I get I kind of got the gist of it, right? It. Yeah, I get it. Hamilton, I don't like you for some reason. Act your age, not your Shoe size. I had a couple other things I had to share from the experience. The other thing is we Had a horrible place in society still where women have to stand in the bathroom for like In line to go to a bathroom for like 45 minutes at an intermission of a show. Change the Fucking bathrooms, put a new bathroom in, get rid of a men's bathroom. There should Never be a show where women have to run to the exit to go get in line for the Bathroom at intermission and literally can't get from their seat to their seat Before the show starts because the line is so fucking long. What are we doing It? What are we doing for fucking idiots? We got to change something, right? Yep. It's crazy. We're coming out with one of the greatest things that will save society this year.

[1:05:00]More women's toilets, please. Right. Well, or you can just do what California does. Just say a toilet's a toilet. Doesn't Have to be a women's toilet or men's toilet. Sure. Yeah. People in and out of the bathroom. And these cameras are for scientific research. It's horrible. Like you walk out and it's like people are standing in line Forever and it's you don't have a choice. You got to go and it's it's the Worst. It's like people can't enjoy the intermission at all. It's just a, it's a Stress thing. But I mean, Russell's right. Like indoor plumbing and sanitation is the only Thing that makes these shows possible. Like that was such a massive achievement for Society and then we can't make any more advances. Like we're still stuck With whatever it was. You're right, Russell, man. It's time to think about This. The last thing I had from the show, I wanted to see what you guys Think of this. So I'm walking while my theater goer is waiting in Line to go to the bathroom for 40 minutes or whatever. I Went and got a wine. Well, actually I got, I drank one wine and then I got Another wine. Yeah. Class. I do enjoy slamming some wine. Like that's, that sounds like a mat going

[1:06:00]Out to dinner booth. Was that second one supposed to be for her too? Kind of like The Here, hear me out here. So here's what I do. Immediately in the Intermission, I navigate my way through all the people to the front. Cause I'm like, this line over here's only got one bartender. One of The fronts got eight. I'm going to get some right away. So I go over There and I only order one. And I'm like, Oh, I'm going to drink This one. And then I'll get two more before the show starts. And But what I did was I made sure to go to a different bartender. I Didn't want to order one and then go to the same bartender Like 12 minutes later in order a second. Smart. It's time for nobody's favorite part of the show. Let's talk about The album. Oh, yeah. All right. So let's get into the album. We are talking about, Write that down Russ. Good. Best bet. We are going to talk About to catch a fire. Now here's the thing with to catch a Fire is that it's been released by so many record labels and so Many albums or so many companies that sometimes it's

[1:07:00]Credited as the whalers. And sometimes it's credited as Bob Marley on the whaler. So you can say both. And there's Actually two different album covers and they've released it A number of times with edits and different mixings and Stuff like that. So it gets a little confusing. But this Is their fifth album, but it's really the first one That got big outside of Jamaica. A lot of people credit This with being the album that got reggae out to the masses. And at this time, Bob Marley had been in Sweden. He's was In Sweden and he was on tour with Johnny Nash. You guys Know what song Johnny Nash sang? I fell into a burning ring of fire when down, down. You're thinking of Nash Bridges, the Don Johnson show. Is that What you're thinking of? He sang. Are you sure it's not the guy from the N.W.O. Wolfpack For life dropping the jackknife power bomb? No, Johnny Nash was actually playing point guard for the Suns for a while. But that was a was he deeply for the Suns? He did, right? Steve Nash, wasn't that Crosby? Mavericks? Crosby Nash. Oh, my God, Russell. He was with Bill Crosby all that all

[1:08:00]Those years. My son mentioned Johnny Nash yesterday because He said, dad, we're learning a song that has a bridge in It. I was like, oh, like it's about a bridge. He's Like, no, it's I can see clearly. And I was like, Oh, My God, you're learning about the bridge. And that's Amazing. I can see clearly. That is the song you're hearing in the Background right now is Johnny Nash. I can sing clearly Now. So imagine that concert and then Bob Marley comes Up and they were trying to get Bob Marley to be big and Just totally flop. So they now the band is stuck in Europe and cannot get back to Jamaica. And they cannot Get back to Jamaica until the record company says, Hey, We're going to give you an advance on the next album. They go, okay, thanks. And then they use that money To get to Jamaica. And now they have a real eight track Recorder. They have a company that's actually going to Record reggae in a great sounding way. This is the First reggae album that was actually professionally Like recorded in a modern way. A lot of people said this Is this is one of the best reggae albums over. So Let's get into to catch a fire. And you guys

[1:09:00]Know Bob Marley, my go to in middle school, but I Had to give a speech. This won me two best speech Songs. This song in seventh grade. No, this, well, no, This song, I'll tell you this song concrete jungle. This Is the one I'll never forget. I had a bass lesson that Paid like 30 bucks for half hour for rights. And I Brought in this song and I said I want to learn it. And then the guy spent 30 minutes trying to figure Out what the notes were. And then I just left. And I was like, looking back at that, I'm Like, damn, that guy's brilliant. Didn't teach Me a damn thing. This rather way, you can hear They were listening to Isaac Hayes and other stuff like That. I think. Yeah, I agree. That intro. Yeah, this is a great song to start off with. I've always loved this song. This is Bob Marley wrote That song. And I want to remind you, I brought this up On the last album, but this is when he lived in Delaware with his mom Bob Marley lived in Delaware In the late sixties in Delaware. That is a movie That is waiting to be made that Bob Marley's

[1:10:00]Delaware years and what a great that would be Crazy. You're living in Delaware. He's just forming LLC. Bob Marley Incorporated. Guess what? This joint counts as a expenditure. It's my business. Look at I'm smoking on business laws are very favorable Here. They're very favorable. I have a good feeling About how the crowds will come if I use my indemnification Provisioning correctly. It's such a good bit. Oh, you're giving your identity away. Joe Biden was probably like, I re, I'm hanging out With Bob Marley. I was wondering next up slave driver Where we get the phrase to catch a fire. Is this have we done one other Bob Marley album since Legend? This is the first one since legend. No, Exodus. We did Exodus. Exodus. And Exodus better. I like this better. Exodus is a couple of albums after this. I prefer this.

[1:11:00]This is sounds good. The beat is good. I love it. 400 years. Legend was at 48 to Exodus was 71. All right. Great. Guys, that means that we've done double the albums Before and after Exodus. Can you imagine that? We did 70 before and 70 to get to this point. That's crazy to me. Wait, that's not Bob Marley singing though, right? That somebody is that Peter Tosh the bass player. I don't know. Or is it funny? Listen, I gave a Speech about this band. I know almost every member. It doesn't sound like Bob's voice. That's the part of Bob. The legend kind of glosses over, right? Peter Tosh is credited with vocals on some of these songs. So you're probably right here. It's not the bass player family man. 400 years. He was the writing. He's got the writing credit on 400 years. Next up, guys I love train songs. Stop that train. Oh, this song. Another Peter Tosh one. We should have been doing this one yesterday.

[1:12:00]Based on this one's good too, isn't it? This is probably my, this or maybe the opener Were my favorite on the album. Listen, Bob Marley wants two things. He wants freedom for all men, Created equal in the eyes of God. And he wants to deep dick somebody And he wants to do it soon. These are some of the horniest songs you're ever going to hear. There is so much horny stuff. Baby, we've got a date. Maybe just one for coffee or something. Can I ask you a question? No, you just did. I don't know until the music stops. I don't know if it needs to be. I don't know enough about this. Is Harry Belafonte, Banana Boat. Is that song before or after? Did that sound similar to you guys at all or not? That would have been before. Yeah, that would have been before. How do you define that? I mean, is that Calypso versus Reggae? Is it I'm trying to think of

[1:13:00]Off the top of my head. Russell, that's from 19. The day is from 1956. So that's way before this. That's almost 20, 17 years before this. Okay, so that's definitely, There's some influence on, I think that makes a good point. He is mixing, I think, a little bit of Calypso Into that Reggae sound. Play the Banana Boat song, And then come back and listen to this And just see if you hear similarity or not. Now go back and listen to That song. That song, by the way, Made me so scared of tarantulas in my bananas For years. I think you're on to something, Russell. Do you hear it or not? Yes. Is it slower? Is that what it is? Maybe I don't know what it is. Well, the bass line is similar,

[1:14:00]But on the Belly Fonte song, The bass line is played by the drums, right? Like it's the second verse. I can see it totally. There's no way they wouldn't have Played this song, right? Oh, no. You know what the thing is about those black tarantulas? They were highly deadly. That was the one thing you knew about them. They were highly deadly. What the hell is he talking about, guys? The lyrics in the song where he goes highly deadly. Oh, my God. You don't even know Dao as well as I do. That's embarrassing for you. I thought you were a music major. Hide the deadly. It's not highly deadly. There's no disagreement here, folks. Hide the deadly black tarantula. Like hide. Like hide and seek. Hide the deadly black tarantula. You're telling me my whole life I was scared of black tarantulas When that was a game they were playing with bananas?

[1:15:00]Yeah. This is what my parents lied to me about. I think this is it. That's terrible. Look over those black tarantulas. They're highly deadly. Stir it up. I think. Now, there are multiple versions of this one, right? Because this is the London version. Yeah. This is the one I believe I had a Mr. Lyrick On the Greatest Hits one on this one. I don't remember what it was, but I did not think it was stirred up. I thought it was cereal or something. I would never turn this song off. This was probably in my top 10 songs I would ever listen to, right? Like, it's just perfect. It's a perfect song. It's in a great mood. It's extremely flawed on the list Because we're here again for a second time. Yes. And I'll tell you, If you would have asked me, my junior year of high school, Which is the greatest guitar solo of all time, I would have said stir it up. I believe that for a long time. It's a great guitar solo.

[1:16:00]This is one of the greatest guitar solos ever. I'm standing by that again. Listen to this. This is the one that was dubbed in later, right? I think we went over all this on Legend. Rough, yeah. Next up, Kinky Rage. Wow. This voice is so young here. I went right to this song, right? Because obviously it's called Kinky Rage. One of my favorite bits That you listen to, That you do on this thing is talk about all your kinks And then you shame everybody else's kinks all the time. No shaming. So I thought we'd come up with a list Of the best. Oh, a kink list. A kink list. Songs that talk about Rob's favorite kinks. This new system, I can't figure out how to stop the song. It's so weird. Can you hit the stop button up there, right next to it, Right before the kinks? Let's see where the kinks is.

[1:17:00]Can you hit stop? That's how we get to the gap. It says kinks in red. So I didn't write down too much background. Russell always does great work on the background And who's saying what Time they were, what year they were all that stuff. So I just thought we would listen And celebrate the kink on this List. So this is the greatest songs About kinks? Nah, I wouldn't say the greatest songs. The best ones I could come up with about different kinks That people have. Don't talk about yourself like that. This is the greatest list about kinks I've ever heard. Matt, did you know my kink Is actually listening to lists about songs about kinks? About kinks, yeah. There you go. My kink is no shaming. My kink is editing Bits about lists about kinks. So it might take a while for me to get this episode Back to you guys. I have to admit I don't know how to pronounce this Band's names. But it's a song I touch myself By the divinals, divinals. Do anybody know how to say it? I've always pronounced it.

[1:18:00]No, but it's a great song. This is a wonderful Can you believe this was played on the radio? Right. What if a woman said this to you? When I think about you. I would explain. Jesus Christ. Are those socks? What's hanging from your ceiling right now? Oh, it's a swim shirt. Oh, so we haven't even discussed. This is the new Laundry rack situation. It's sitting under the laundry right now. It's a rack that sits on top of the washing machine. We don't hang it from the ceiling anymore. Aaron's zooming in on all the bras. Yeah, that's Wallace's swim shirt. I had to see all the bras. Oh, that's all right. Second song, another Just excellent song By Divo. I have to go back, man. If a woman said that to me. When I think about you, I touch myself. I would go hire A person to make a gravestone for me. I would then put the gravestone in the cemetery. I would dig a grave and I would jump in

[1:19:00]And I would cover myself up because nothing Would be better than that. At least give us the podcast password first. And the tombstone would say When she thought about him, She touched herself. Then I had a lot of good bits of my funeral. That would be a pretty great tombstone. People like what Aaron's wandering through Graveyards or whatever he does. He just sees it and he'd be like, damn. Okay. What's the head of going? Matt doesn't want to get involved. It makes me think somebody has said this to him. I, sick. No, there are stories about Phones of ours on the text chain. What? A little bit divergent, but. What am I missing here? I swear we brought it up before. We'll have to bring it up after a podcast And nobody else knows about it. Alright, let's talk about this. Next song. Now we're getting into Rob's Kinks. This is where we start really getting into Rob's Kinks here. Yeah, let's get into it. Oh yeah.

[1:20:00]This is a Rob song too. These guys are definitely like they might be giants at Jason. This big time. I should say all of these music videos, Rob, We can easily do our music video Check-in or whatever, But this is the one they're all dressed up as Like robots. You know what's crazy about the guy who's Saying this? He's like a world-renowned, He's like Trent Reznor. He's a film score guy. Mark Mothersbaugh. He does like all of, what's the guy, The Rushmore director. He does all those albums. He does all that music. He's like a super famous film guy now. And at one point he wrote a song called Whip It. Whip It Good into shape. Straightforward, move ahead. I know all the lyrics. It's pathetic. Hey, these are my OR pants. Then it said, oh no, I don't. Next one is definitely a Rob King. Definitely not a Rosie King, but definitely a Rob King.

[1:21:00]So the original song By Nancy Sinatra, Go ahead and play it, Rob. These boots are made for walking. Such a good song. But when I heard this And I'm googling And trying to get the things all set up, Obviously, I don't know if you guys remember Like 2000, 2001 Where Jessica Simpson was in it all, Video we should watch. So go ahead, hit the next one there, Rob. Is this your kink? The Jessica Simpson, these boots are made for walking, Matt? No, I mean this video, Yeah, this video is pretty Her singing the song, Not so much compared to Nancy Sinatra. Can I just point something out? Matt's talking about Jack and I for this video. He was 20 when this video came out. That's too old. 20 is too old. Jack and I for music videos at 20. What's the cutoff? Asking for a friend.

[1:22:00]17, 18. Now, 42. I was going to ask you guys If I should get rid of these VHS tapes And pick a better one. I believe this next song Has been on, if not once, Maybe two or even three times On the podcast. Probably has a way of finding it really quick. But Just to go back to Roosters and L&M And then I mean, why this song doesn't pop up Every time Rob starts talking about Laying down. So, two things. Number one, This is the song that the guy there Would close with or would sing every night. And he was missing a lot of tea, Which we thought was hilarious At the time. He replaced Clarence Carter's name In the song with his own name. Oh my God, I forgot about that. Rooster. Meanwhile, my song Backdoor Rob Is not getting any traction. Nobody wants to hear it.

[1:23:00]That's a bit of backdoor singing. Alright, so the last one probably truly is a kink For all of our Significant others Because they're not really They're not really with us. Matt, if I can interrupt you quick. I was on the list of the best songs ever Where one person played all the instruments. I believe Clarence Carter played all the instruments. Oh, wow. Stroke it, Clarence Carter. Can I also say this? Don't stroke so fast. Listen, if stroking is a kink, I don't want to be right. No, stroking to the east, stroking to the west. You know, if you really dive into the song. That's true. It's everything that's involved with the stroke. It's true. If you're stroking to the left Of the instrument, where do you do it? There you go. This next one, this is for probably, If not all of our significant others, Probably most of the, I don't know if we should say it, Most of the females that are listening to this podcast Because they're not listening to this podcast For our good looks, right?

[1:24:00]So go ahead and play the song. She blew through the science. She blinded me with science. So this is a kink. There's a kink called Sapio Sexual That's allegedly sexually attractive And arousing. So that's pretty much us, right? We have super smart people. That's the true kink We've got on there is the Sapio Sexual. I don't believe that Sapio Sexual exists. I think it's just like They're into really hot people That aren't complete morons. I think that's the standard. There you go. Not as good as Russell. Love the kink. It's tough to trust me on those dating apps. I messaged every woman who ever said She was a Sapio Sexual. She's not true. Russell, it sounds like somebody's Trying to call the podcast. Hello.

[1:25:00]Two rings. Hello. Russell, it's me, Albert Einstein. And I'm calling from the grave To tell you that you are wrong. Yeah, this isn't good, is it? Because M.C. Square, they love to suck my balls. I was deep-ticking My friend's wife. They love me because I'm the smartest. This might have to get cut out. I died of COVID. Goodbye. All right, so You guys didn't like my Albert Einstein Shirt in person? That was a great list, man. A lot of kinks there. There's a lot of songs about kinks, as you can imagine. Charm, I hate to tell you we are Shutting this down. Nobody last My Albert Einstein bit. Very bad. Russell, I demand you write that down On our list of best bits. We were celebrating the Sapio Sexual, though. I like that, man. No more trouble. It's like me in my car when it sounds too high. All the notes sound too high.

[1:26:00]No more trouble, please. It's true. I want to find someone who has a kink For people who get them Hamilton tickets And then let them use that As a free pass to may have Other subsequent mess-ups. That's sick, Russell. That's something you would find Through the hole in the wall of the gas station. That's a kink right there. Now I can't edit that out. Midnight Ravers. You know, so you guys are talking about There's the whalers, right? Now there's like Two sets of whalers, maybe even three sets of whalers And there's all sorts of people trying. So the whalers Came to First Ave a couple of years ago. I think I talked about in podcast. You mentioned that once, yeah. And one of our pastor friends and I went To the whalers, right? So then I'm sitting there and I'm like, Was any of them actually part of the actual Whalers? And no, none of them were. So the drummers, The drummer's dad So the drummer and the guy who's

[1:27:00]Kind of running the band is Ashton Barrett Jr. Oh, the bass player. He's the son of, yeah, the bass player. What's the bass player? Any one of us like 42 sons, right? Yeah. And so he's the one who still keep You know, I think the bassist. What's the name? Rob, I'm sorry. Family man Barrett is all I know. Family man Barrett, yeah. He must have had some Claim to the name the whalers, right? And so now his son has got it. And so there's at least two like prominent Whalers, the whalers groups out there. And so if they ever come to your town, Just make sure you're kind of doing a little Of the whalers you're going to. Did you enjoy the show though? I did. It was great. And there wasn't a lot of people. Was that first to have? Wasn't a lot of people To do a little dancing. It was good. Did it get you out of any mistakes? Listen, Matt, here's the thing. Do you know who my least favorite whalers are? Who? The Japanese. Stop killing those humpback whales. Right. Did you ever watch that show on? Who's that?

[1:28:00]Oh God, what's it called? Most dangerous catch? No, but there's this group of like Environmentalists, right? Who are out there and they buy a ship and they go And all they do is try to like chase down The whale killers and they put all like These sounds and I don't know. Do you think at any point those guys Were chasing the whalers and they were like, Wait a minute. I misread the ship. This is the whalers cruise. I'm on here for three months. I actually have a whaler's story For you guys. I used to work at a liquor store And we got this new kind of rum And called whalers rum. And so they put it up on the shelf and the sales Person came in and they told the people That worked at the store, they're like, hey, If you guys can sell like 50 bottles of this, I'll give you a t-shirt for every 50 bottles you sell. I want a t-shirt. When people would come in, they'd go to get like Captain Morgan or some type of rum And every time we go, you got to try this

[1:29:00]Whalers rum. It's like the new thing. It's the best rum out there and we just sold The shit out of that whalers rum And I've never had it in my life, But I got like three, four t-shirts out of it. Did anyone ever come back For a second bottle? That makes me Ill because I trust those liquor store guys When they say that something is good and like I trust them and now you're making me doubt Myself. That aftershock with the crystals in it, That's what you're looking for. I've got 50 bottles of Goldschlager and I don't know What to do with it. It's supposed to get me out of a lot of mistakes. Listen, okay guys, we have to get to the Rating system. Of course, we are talking About the list. We are in the 140s. This is Our third Bob Marley and the whalers Or our first, the whalers album If you want to think about it like that. So maybe that's a cool thing we could do. Is this, okay, The perfect, is this a Welcome to the jungle? That would be a rolling bone That this should be higher on the list. This was So good. It was like welcome to the jungle.

[1:30:00]That would be great. Is this A bungle in the jungle? Very bad. That's a rolling groan. Okay. Or is This a concrete jungle just where it should Be? It's perfect. Well, no, that's not Actually, it's like Delaware. Okay, think of something good or bad about Delaware. You can't do it. That is a rolling Well toned just like Delaware, the state Perfect. You almost never hear about it Unless you're doing those lullacies That Russell's talking about. Guaranteed Investor voting rights for certain Major investor decisions Is great. Have to have an annual meeting In that state. Fantastic. Hey, Charm, Just to let you know, this is good Having you on the podcast. I'll see you later. I know You just turned it off. Russell actually talking about what is good About Delaware. You can fight With your partner about that, Charm. There's no way Charm is still the end of this. I think about this album. Now remember, this is 1973. This is another early one. Russell rolling well toned rolling bone or Rolling groan to catch a fire. We've done. This is our third Bob Marley

[1:31:00]Album. Well, yes. Or the first Whalers album. I'm lumping them together To me. It's I want to hear more stuff. Three albums From Bob Marley or the whalers With repeat songs from what we've heard Before is a little too much for me. I love some of the songs concrete jungle What's it stirred up. Some of them are fantastic. But for me, some of the songs are too slow. They feel like they drag a little bit for me. So I enjoy the music. I could listen To it and have it on in the background and enjoy It and relax to it. But I don't think I'm going To come back and listen to Bob Marley over And over. So if we had one amazing Album of his in the top 150 Here, I'd love it. Two is fine. Three for me is too much. So I'm going to say rolling groan. All right. Matt, what do you think Rolling well toned rolling bone or rolling Groan. Pretty much right in line with Russell. This is probably if you take away The greatest hits and again Legend shouldn't be on it because it's The greatest hits, right? So I'm going to stick with that one.

[1:32:00]Maybe this is better Than the first one we Heard. I don't know. But it's too much Bob Marley. Too much the whaler. Too much of this Band, however you want to say it For the top 140. So I'm going to say rolling groan only On principle that I would like One or two would be great. Three is just Too much. Aaron, what do you think rolling well toned rolling bone or rolling Groan. You guys are totally right. It's too much Bob Marley. But at the same time, I feel like I can Never have too much Bob Marley. I do love I love this album. I think Kaia might actually Be better, but I love this album And it's silly that legend Is up there. But we already discussed That. So I'm going to give this one a rolling well toned On May 11th, 1980 Two days before my birthday The world mourned The passing of one of the greatest reige stars Ever Bob Marley. And that's how my speech started that

[1:33:00]Won me two separate best speech awards In two different grades. That's how it started. Okay. Great. I still have it memorized. Unfortunately, You guys are incorrect. This gets a rolling reige Introduction. This is it. This is the album. It was the album after This that had to I shot the sheriff on it. And then everyone went back and listened to this album And this is what started to get reige To spread across the nation All the way From California, the golden mountains Of California All the way To the tax shelter Business I don't know much about LLCs To Delaware If you make distributions That are more than your expenses Investors may have to return those distributions For an up to a three-year period After the distribution was made We enable solution to Delaware Also, my business needs sex toys

[1:34:00]From Walgreens for some reason That's why they're deductible If you were going to wave Your fiduciary duty in Delaware You must expressly wave it in an LLC Agreement Otherwise, the duty of good faith And fair dealing and loyalty are implied This feels like we should do this more often Hey, Matt I got your kick for you, Matt I got it coming over here There you go guys we should put this podcast A lot of people have been forming in Maryland Oh my god, I cannot do this Those would be Maryland's Maryland is very favorable for corporations Specifically REITS Will pass through if you make distributions Of 90% of your income Not taxable You're required to If you want to tax favorable treatment When Russ is talking about this in bed with you at night You're like, I swear to god My hooker had a different job earlier They seem to have had a business before this Very specific

[1:35:00]Would this conversation ruin my I just bought Hamilton tickets the other day No, you're good No, you're good. That's Russell You know what we were just kidding because of you Bought those tickets you can do two weeks of whatever You want Russell You go wild out Raw dog life, my friend Next up, this is an album that got me thinking about Talking animals. I wonder if my dog would Watch me making love to my wife and say That's not the style I would do it It's Doolittle by the Pixies Doolittle When you want to hear about the greatest Talk to the animals Walk with the animals Make sweet love to my wife like the animals Is that Hamilton Russell? Is that like a lot like Hamilton? Hello? I don't know Back did it better

[1:36:00]Hello Baby This is the Big Bopper calling baby and I heard You love my bed so I wanted to stop in and say Hello baby But baby you know what I'm What baby you saying something to me baby Oh yeah Sorry Bopper I didn't mean to lead you down a path Why don't you talk about what you called for Well baby I just wanted to say just like some people On this podcast Big Bopper is also dating baby Do you want to see who I'm dating up here Yeah, are you hooking Yes It's me, Albert Einstein You hung up on me earlier but Big Bopper is also a savior of sexual He loves making sweet love to be And for those of you watching on YouTube Albert Einstein makes the same hand motions As much a man rabbi savage so I don't really know Shit gets weird up there We're going to retry this Two rings here Oh what? Hello Yeah D equals MC squared baby

[1:37:00]When you condense Space time you will not only If you travel towards the speed of light You will get actually time will slow down for you baby Oh yeah But you know what time doesn't slow down for The human apocalypse Oh yeah I am Going to rain down on you A human apocalypse I'm going to get in my Heaven Jeep and drive through these clouds Another could possibly go wrong Already procrastinating the end of the episode We have another ding Ding That would be a bummer You know how they always say like oh I bet Jimmy Hunter is out there playing guitar What if Macho Man is out there driving a Jeep Oh yeah the one thing I always love to do