Pixies: Doolittle (1989)

[00:00]In 2020, four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums as decided by Rolling Stone magazine.

[00:05]This resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music, excoriated the order, and led us to making this podcast.

[00:09]We are far from experts. We promise to do almost no research.

[00:12]All opinions are our own, unless you disagree.

[00:14]There's a delay. There's a delay on the zoom.

[00:17]Please sit back and enjoy.

[00:19]Beck did it better.

[00:21]That's a good place for the gong right there, right?

[00:23]We are up to album 141.

[00:26]And from 1989, it's Pixies, not the Pixies, Pixies with Doolittle.

[00:32]And folks, there's nothing more to say.

[00:35]Sometimes, here's the thing.

[00:37]I think we're getting to the point in the podcast where I'm not going to know some of these albums, right?

[00:41]And then maybe sometimes instead of working on your parody songs and learning the songs and being able to sing it,

[00:46]maybe you play video games all morning and then actually run out of time in the evening to make a song,

[00:52]so you have to do one very quickly.

[00:53]And that's a story that somebody else told me because that wasn't me.

[00:56]I'm hard at work.

[00:57]I am grind set mindset.

[00:58]I'm working all day.

[01:00]This is my hustle.

[01:01]This is the worst side hustle I've ever had in my life.

[01:03]So let's turn on K-Rob and listen to a totally unrelated song.

[01:08]What's up, everybody?

[01:10]Welcome to K-Rob.

[01:11]K-R-O-B.

[01:14]And that is the wrong episode.

[01:17]Here we go.

[01:18]What's up, everybody?

[01:21]Welcome to K-Rob.

[01:22]K-R-O-B.

[01:24]You know, sometimes Rob doesn't know these albums very well.

[01:26]He still has to do it.

[01:26]He still has to make a parody song.

[01:27]And this time, Rob had to make a song that was also a little bit of a pep talk for him.

[01:32]Oh, yeah.

[01:33]Hey.

[01:36]Been trying to get through.

[01:42]Yeah.

[01:43]Hey.

[01:49]Parody song.

[01:52]When you don't know it, but you need to quote it all ahead.

[01:56]And now it's a chore.

[01:58]Can I stop doing this instead?

[02:00]But hey.

[02:02]Best bit is running thin.

[02:07]Thin.

[02:09]I asked the guys.

[02:15]And they explained.

[02:18]They explained.

[02:21]Songs are great.

[02:23]Whoa.

[02:24]Woo-hoo-hoo.

[02:26]The songs are great.

[02:28]Well, they're my faves.

[02:33]Wow.

[02:34]The reviews are rave.

[02:39]In fact, if it got a grade, they would all be A's.

[02:48]Because the songs are great.

[02:52]When I want to hear about the greatest album.

[02:55]I don't know.

[02:56]I don't know any of the songs on this album, guys.

[02:57]None.

[02:58]I salute you.

[02:59]That was rough.

[03:03]That was tough to do.

[03:04]Talent.

[03:05]Raw talent.

[03:08]Raw.

[03:10]Uncut.

[03:11]I'm going to give it to you, Beck.

[03:14]We did it better.

[03:15]Real raw.

[03:15]Listen.

[03:17]I am here.

[03:19]We are talking about Pixies.

[03:20]I've got three guys with me that want to talk about the album that's 141 on the list as

[03:25]we enter into the 40.

[03:26]This is 40.

[03:27]Except this is 140, if you think about it.

[03:29]Matt in Minneapolis.

[03:30]Matt, how are you doing?

[03:31]Good.

[03:33]Rosie, if you are five, Rob, if your parody songs are six, then Russell's are definitely

[03:40]seven.

[03:41]Russell's parody songs are definitely seven.

[03:43]Definitely seven.

[03:44]Shot.

[03:45]Definitely seven.

[03:46]If the devil is six, then the God is seven.

[03:50]I've got Russell in Minnesota.

[03:51]Russell, how are you doing?

[03:52]I'm doing great.

[03:53]When Rob goes through jujitsu, he's an app and rapper.

[03:56]He's an app and tap and catharsis.

[03:57]When he gets choked out, he gets erected.

[04:00]His blood is working, but his heart is dead.

[04:02]Rob hit the crapper.

[04:03]The crapper.

[04:04]Rob hit the crapper.

[04:05]The crapper.

[04:06]Here comes the man.

[04:09]And I've got Aaron out in California.

[04:13]Now, Aaron, he's mad.

[04:15]He was telling us earlier.

[04:16]He's mad.

[04:17]He's like, I can't even put out breadcrumbs anymore to trick kids to come to my house

[04:21]so I can eat them.

[04:22]What?

[04:23]Yeah.

[04:24]It's all because of the stupid Hansel.

[04:26]It's culture.

[04:26]Hansel culture.

[04:28]And I almost screwed up the joke, but I pulled it out.

[04:29]It's actually not funny because in the break, there was a fucking possum on my porch eating

[04:33]the cat's food.

[04:34]I hope this episode doesn't turn into a wave of mutilation.

[04:38]Let's talk about pixies.

[04:39]It wasn't that same possum that was whittling through the Oakland A's.

[04:43]That would be a long trek for a possum.

[04:46]Cometary move the other day, was it?

[04:48]Yeah.

[04:48]I don't know how far a possum moves in a day, but.

[04:50]You mean the Las Vegas Aces?

[04:52]Go Aces.

[04:53]They're my favorite baseball team now.

[04:55]No.

[04:55]Those fuckers are going to take.

[04:56]They're going to take the A's name.

[04:56]Oh, don't even.

[04:57]Fucking.

[04:58]I'm not.

[04:59]Aaron.

[04:59]I can't.

[05:00]I don't listen to the news.

[05:02]How many times do I have to tell you?

[05:04]Maybe if you spent some more time, maybe if you spent some more time buying some baseball

[05:08]tickets instead of buying the super overpriced house in the Bay Area, they'd still be there.

[05:13]Priorities.

[05:15]Oh, yeah.

[05:16]If only the fans had supported them.

[05:17]Aaron, I'm like a terrible lifeguard.

[05:20]I'm not up on current events.

[05:22]Listen, let's go to the.

[05:24]What?

[05:25]Did you guys hear that?

[05:26]Hello?

[05:26]Is my mic on?

[05:27]Am I muted?

[05:28]Can you repeat that one?

[05:29]That's been happening to me in real life.

[05:32]You guys.

[05:32]I had to like, I don't know what happens.

[05:33]Like we had the incident last week where I said airheads and no one heard me.

[05:37]And then the next day I go to T-ball and there's a extra ball out on the field.

[05:42]I'm trying to call time and no one can hear me.

[05:43]And I'm like, am I in a weird vortex?

[05:45]I'm talking.

[05:46]No one can hear me.

[05:46]Am I muted in real life now?

[05:48]Russell, do you think it's strange that we give long pauses and none of us talk and we

[05:51]also don't hear anything during this podcast?

[05:53]It's kind of strange, but.

[05:55]Sometimes really.

[05:56]Long pauses.

[05:56]All right.

[05:58]Oh yeah, right.

[05:59]Eric, come on.

[06:01]We got to keep this show rolling.

[06:02]And you might notice we're not doing a lot of chitter chatter between our segments.

[06:04]Okay.

[06:05]And it's not because this is our second episode of the night.

[06:06]Rob, do you mind if I actually had a second intro line I thought I could try out for you

[06:11]guys?

[06:11]I thought this would be a great opener if I were to ever be a comic.

[06:14]Okay.

[06:15]Let's hear it.

[06:15]I just want to lose enough weight that I can cheat on a Hamilton musical unappreciated.

[06:21]That's so good.

[06:24]What do you think of that?

[06:25]It's like an.

[06:26]It's like an opening joke.

[06:27]Really going for it.

[06:28]That's universal.

[06:28]Sometimes you just hear those jokes and you're wondering how this joke came out fully formed.

[06:33]This was formed by like God on this.

[06:35]But if you remember last week, you were given a two week pass.

[06:38]So you're still, you're one, you're, you're halfway through your pass.

[06:40]So you're good.

[06:40]You're good to say that.

[06:41]Oh, I'm taking it.

[06:43]If Rob hits the crapper.

[06:44]Well, wait until you guys hear my rolling going and then you'll see why Russell might

[06:48]need to hold onto that pass.

[06:50]Let's get into our voicemail and just when you think maybe the parody song is going to

[06:56]are not going that great.

[06:57]Cause I don't know the songs and I'm not putting a lot of effort into it.

[06:59]I get a voicemail like this.

[07:01]Nice.

[07:01]The parody songs are the highlight of the podcast.

[07:05]You should create a Spotify playlist of just the parody songs.

[07:09]We've said that.

[07:10]Yeah.

[07:10]Also the recent Aaron parody about food transitioning to feet was brilliant.

[07:14]Oh, Rob should win a Nobel peace prize for that songwriting.

[07:18]Thank you.

[07:19]Is this a message from Rob to himself?

[07:21]I was going to say, tell the truth.

[07:23]You can officially put the dumb shit listener thing.

[07:25]Oh,

[07:26]the Nobel peace prize for your,

[07:29]for your writing about Aaron's feet.

[07:32]Rob,

[07:32]pull up your soundboard with the emojis.

[07:34]Where's the dumb shit listener one?

[07:36]The dumb shit.

[07:36]Well, no,

[07:37]that's in my voicemail.

[07:38]Oh,

[07:38]I didn't play this.

[07:39]Oh no.

[07:40]Dumb,

[07:40]dumb,

[07:41]dumb,

[07:41]dumb,

[07:41]dumb,

[07:41]dumb,

[07:41]dumb,

[07:42]dumb,

[07:42]dumb,

[07:42]dumb shit listeners.

[07:43]Listeners.

[07:43]They don't,

[07:44]don't,

[07:44]don't,

[07:44]don't,

[07:44]don't,

[07:44]don't,

[07:45]don't,

[07:45]don't,

[07:45]don't shit listeners.

[07:46]They don't listeners.

[07:46]They put shit.

[07:48]Now you guys,

[07:50]listen,

[07:50]this is the same person.

[07:51]They've texted me us about the Rod Stewart rumor.

[07:53]They talked about Russ's cowboy hat.

[07:56]They've sent me menu pictures.

[07:58]This is a true listener.

[08:00]This is a true friend and actually kind of a,

[08:02]you know,

[08:03]I'm kind of a sapiosexual.

[08:04]So I'm kind of attracted to this listener.

[08:05]Cause they sound really smart.

[08:07]Okay.

[08:08]And if you don't know what a sapiosexual is,

[08:10]guess what?

[08:11]I don't want you to suck my balls.

[08:13]The irony of being a sapiosexual.

[08:17]I'm a sapiosexual.

[08:18]What's that?

[08:21]The universal anti-boner noise.

[08:24]It is a little,

[08:25]yeah.

[08:25]A little bit of a loophole.

[08:27]It's funny.

[08:28]Cause it's like the opposite of the THX noise.

[08:30]Like it was like,

[08:30]cause the THX goes up in pitch and the anti-boner.

[08:33]It's great.

[08:33]It's very clever.

[08:34]I mean,

[08:34]that is a great,

[08:35]like opening line.

[08:36]If someone on their dating app has,

[08:37]I'm a sapiosexual.

[08:39]Like,

[08:40]like how do you not say what's a sapiosexual,

[08:42]right?

[08:42]Oh yeah.

[08:43]It's the ultimate test.

[08:44]It's the swipe,

[08:46]whatever the wrong way is.

[08:47]Yeah.

[08:50]Do you think that you think they like,

[08:53]well,

[08:53]nevermind.

[08:53]I have no good bits about that.

[08:55]So listen,

[08:56]they love the songs.

[08:57]You know what?

[08:58]Thanks to this caller.

[08:59]I'll let that stop you.

[09:00]I'll tell you what I had written a song.

[09:02]Oh,

[09:03]I had written a song about to stir it up last week where I was going to say,

[09:07]give it up.

[09:07]And it was about how we should give up the podcast.

[09:09]And it was this really detailed song about how it's so bad.

[09:11]And it legit bummed me out.

[09:13]And it made me like,

[09:14]think like,

[09:14]why am I doing this?

[09:15]Am I even having fun?

[09:16]And then the last two voicemails we have gotten have lifted my spirits.

[09:20]Spirits higher and higher.

[09:22]Just like at the end of ghostbusters two,

[09:24]where they famously have the statue of Liberty defeat the pink ooze.

[09:27]Everybody remembers that because the song is higher and higher by Jackie.

[09:30]No,

[09:32]that was the first one.

[09:33]That's the one everybody thinks of,

[09:34]but actually a better,

[09:35]I'm going to say right now,

[09:36]I think ghostbusters two is better.

[09:37]I can't even finish that sense.

[09:39]I couldn't even say it as a joke,

[09:40]as a joke.

[09:41]I couldn't say it.

[09:42]Hey,

[09:43]text it into the back line.

[09:43]802-277-BECK.

[09:45]And let us know.

[09:45]Are you a sapiosexual?

[09:46]What's a sapiosexual?

[09:50]And how smart,

[09:54]like how,

[09:55]what's the smartness cutoff?

[09:57]Is there like an IQ cutoff or a sapiosexual?

[09:59]Like,

[10:00]do you have to be able to do long division to qualify under someone's

[10:04]standard for that?

[10:05]Does someone's standard,

[10:06]like,

[10:06]is it changed?

[10:08]Like if Aaron and Rob are both sapiosexuals,

[10:10]do they have different levels of intelligence that they would require?

[10:13]What is the standard?

[10:14]I'll have,

[10:14]you know,

[10:15]Russell,

[10:15]I went,

[10:15]I once was in a girl's place and I was in her bedroom and things were

[10:19]getting pretty hot.

[10:20]Hot and heavy.

[10:20]I don't want to go into details,

[10:22]but it was pretty sweet.

[10:22]And as we got into her bed,

[10:24]silk sheets,

[10:25]just wonderful,

[10:26]just a lovely time.

[10:27]We got into her bed and she hands me the triangle with one golf tee

[10:30]missing.

[10:31]Okay.

[10:32]And I was like,

[10:33]fuck.

[10:34]What?

[10:35]You know,

[10:36]that game that you had to solve or like you just had to,

[10:38]I spent so many hours of my life trying to figure out how to do that

[10:41]triangle thing.

[10:42]Kids these days,

[10:43]they just look it up on Tik TOK.

[10:44]Maybe every week.

[10:44]I mean,

[10:45]a Rubik's cube would be the ultimate test.

[10:46]I've still,

[10:46]have you guys ever solved a Rubik's cube?

[10:48]I have no way.

[10:49]No,

[10:49]no,

[10:50]no.

[10:50]Aaron,

[10:50]Aaron from Minneapolis can do it.

[10:53]No way.

[10:54]We had it.

[10:55]No,

[10:55]I cannot.

[10:56]So it's pretty easy.

[10:57]I mean,

[10:57]it's just learning a bunch of steps.

[10:59]Oh man,

[11:00]putting down Aaron for learning the Rubik's cube.

[11:02]Thanks for listening.

[11:04]Now I got to see what you've accomplished in your life.

[11:06]All right,

[11:06]here,

[11:06]let's break this down real quick,

[11:08]Russell,

[11:08]right?

[11:08]Sapio sexual,

[11:09]finding intelligence,

[11:11]sexually attractive or rousing.

[11:12]So what is intelligence,

[11:13]right?

[11:14]It's not just being smarter and IQ.

[11:16]Intelligence is the ability to acquire and apply.

[11:19]Knowledge and skills.

[11:20]So I'm thinking this,

[11:22]you know,

[11:22]you can be street smart.

[11:23]Yes,

[11:24]you can be book smart.

[11:25]You can,

[11:26]you know,

[11:26]be different standards,

[11:27]Delaware statutory,

[11:29]you know,

[11:30]filing smart things like,

[11:31]you know,

[11:31]there's all sorts of things,

[11:33]right?

[11:33]So I think,

[11:34]I think it's a very,

[11:35]uh,

[11:36]wide scale on what you can find,

[11:38]you know,

[11:39]the,

[11:39]and a person's intelligence.

[11:41]So I think,

[11:41]I mean,

[11:41]again,

[11:42]I noticed you didn't say a way I was smart.

[11:44]So I'd like you to now find a way that I'm smart and just bring that up on the podcast

[11:48]right now.

[11:48]If you can,

[11:49]uh,

[11:49]quickly,

[11:49]you know,

[11:50]convert kilograms to pounds,

[11:52]you know,

[11:53]because maybe you use them all the time,

[11:54]you know,

[11:55]things like that.

[11:55]If you can kind of float between those things pretty quick.

[11:58]How is Aaron smart?

[12:00]Well,

[12:01]if you guys have to ask,

[12:03]then you're not even,

[12:04]you know,

[12:04]Aaron's smart on so many different levels.

[12:06]Like where do we begin?

[12:07]Right.

[12:08]Musically,

[12:09]middle management wise,

[12:11]managing people.

[12:12]Cause he's manages 40 people.

[12:14]How many people is too many people to manage Rosie?

[12:17]More than two.

[12:19]I don't know.

[12:21]I actually like there's comfort in 13 because now I like,

[12:24]I don't do anything,

[12:24]but talk to these people.

[12:25]Like I don't lift your finger to do anything else.

[12:27]Nope.

[12:28]I do not.

[12:29]I approve.

[12:30]You had no expectation to produce anything.

[12:32]Do you?

[12:32]No,

[12:32]I do not.

[12:33]Do you have to like make sure their TPS reports are using the correct forms and

[12:37]things like that?

[12:38]Got to make sure they've got access to stuff.

[12:40]Do you ever think about if you assembled a football team,

[12:42]what position each person would be?

[12:43]And then who would be the two backups?

[12:45]And you'd be the coach.

[12:45]You'd have a Bear Bryant hat on.

[12:47]Yeah.

[12:47]All the time.

[12:48]I think about it all the time.

[12:49]I love it.

[12:49]I love thinking about that kind of stuff.

[12:50]Are you finding out things about now that you're the man,

[12:53]are you finding out things about people that you wish you never knew about

[12:56]them because you're their manager and they come to you with like just weird

[12:59]shit?

[12:59]No,

[13:00]I'm not getting so much of that.

[13:01]What I'm finding is that like,

[13:03]and I'm finding this coaching T-ball also like you are,

[13:07]it's,

[13:07]it's,

[13:08]I'm never not shocked at how little people actually take in of what you tell

[13:14]them.

[13:14]I just like adults are not,

[13:17]they don't give a shit what you're saying.

[13:19]You have to repeat things five times minimum for adults.

[13:22]All right,

[13:23]let's get into rolling going.

[13:24]No,

[13:26]I believe anyone who says they're a sapiosexual,

[13:29]if they have the choice of picking a 10 who is dumb as fuck or a five who is

[13:38]smart as Albert Einstein,

[13:39]every goddamn one of those sapiosexuals is picking the tan.

[13:43]The fucking tan.

[13:44]That's what I'm saying.

[13:44]Yeah.

[13:45]Yeah.

[13:45]I like to imagine a sepia sexual.

[13:49]And their kink is those photos from like Deadwood and places like that,

[13:52]where they're like,

[13:53]Oh my God.

[13:53]When you go to the county fair and you get the pictures where you're the

[13:58]outlaws and now somebody's jerking into that.

[14:01]Cause they're a sepia sexual

[14:03]wanted by me for jacking off to give me those pictures of you at the fair.

[14:09]Did you guys ever do that with your family?

[14:14]Take a picture where you guys all look like outlaws.

[14:16]No,

[14:17]I,

[14:18]I,

[14:18]I put that with the people who got the guns and roses mirrors at the county

[14:22]fair for prizes.

[14:23]I put those people in the same things.

[14:25]And I know that there's people listening right now who have done it and I'm

[14:28]not making fun of you.

[14:29]Okay.

[14:30]But send those pictures to me.

[14:32]I got,

[14:32]I've got a new kink segment.

[14:34]I want to talk to you about,

[14:35]let's get into rolling going.

[14:37]Rolling going,

[14:41]Aaron,

[14:42]how is it going with you?

[14:43]It's going great.

[14:45]I,

[14:48]I'm going to change my mind about something.

[14:50]We've maybe talked about this on the,

[14:52]on the podcast.

[14:53]I know,

[14:53]uh,

[14:54]Matt is a person who is willing to take and make phone calls.

[14:59]And I've been not great about making phone calls to people I know,

[15:04]but today happens to be,

[15:06]uh,

[15:07]the anniversary of Prince's death.

[15:08]And so I texted a friend of a mutual friend of ours because,

[15:12]uh,

[15:12]we had,

[15:12]uh,

[15:13]we had,

[15:13]we had a previous text exchange about some lines from a movie.

[15:17]And so I texted him.

[15:18]I said,

[15:18]Hey,

[15:18]it's,

[15:18]it's Prince's death birthday today.

[15:20]And I'm an homage to Prince and to the great film,

[15:23]orange County,

[15:23]for those of you who are familiar.

[15:24]And he immediately called me and I answered the phone and it was delightful.

[15:31]He and his wife were heading out to dinner.

[15:33]We talked for like four minutes at the most.

[15:35]It was wonderful.

[15:36]And so I'm,

[15:37]I'm on board with phone calls to people to catch up briefly.

[15:41]And I know I've got,

[15:42]I've got,

[15:42]I have family members listening right now who I have not called in a long time.

[15:45]And they're probably like,

[15:45]yeah,

[15:45]why don't you give me a fucking call?

[15:47]And I'm going to,

[15:48]to turn over a new leaf about it because it's wonderful.

[15:50]And you can just like,

[15:51]you can have a four minute call and then be like,

[15:53]yeah,

[15:53]it's great to hear your voice moving on with your life.

[15:55]And I phone calls.

[15:57]I'm,

[15:57]I'm really coming around that.

[15:58]It's a wonderful technology.

[15:59]Aaron,

[16:00]can I tell you one thing?

[16:00]I'm a little sad that you and I didn't have a phone call.

[16:03]Okay.

[16:04]So I'm going to do something right now with the magic of this podcast.

[16:07]This is going to be the phone call about Prince between you and I.

[16:09]Okay.

[16:10]So call it and say what you said to the guy or whatever.

[16:13]All right.

[16:13]Hey,

[16:14]Hey Rob,

[16:15]you got to pick up the phone first.

[16:17]You fucking.

[16:18]Who's calling?

[16:18]Hello.

[16:20]Who is this?

[16:21]Yeah.

[16:23]Hey Rob,

[16:24]it's me.

[16:24]I was just calling to remind you that it's,

[16:25]it's like,

[16:26]it's Prince's like death birthday.

[16:28]Oh my God.

[16:29]That's a totally normal thing to call somebody about.

[16:30]Thank you so much for calling me.

[16:31]Uh,

[16:32]I can't remember.

[16:33]Do you remember?

[16:34]I mean,

[16:35]such a great memory.

[16:36]So many great songs.

[16:37]I remember when I went to that concert and you didn't Aaron and you,

[16:39]it's one of the great regrets of your life.

[16:41]I think that's a great thing to think about.

[16:42]What did,

[16:43]I can't remember that.

[16:43]What did Prince die of?

[16:44]I can't remember what that was.

[16:46]Fentanyl?

[16:48]Or is this going to be three?

[16:49]Give me mommy's milk.

[16:50]Give me mommy's milk.

[16:51]I want mommy's milk.

[16:52]Aaron.

[16:55]Oh,

[16:56]so cool.

[16:57]He was hovering over that for like two minutes right in front of you.

[16:59]You knew what he was going to do.

[17:00]I wasn't looking.

[17:02]I was focused on Rob's face.

[17:03]He's just hovering over Vincent Price for two minutes.

[17:06]And scene.

[17:07]Our improv school is going great.

[17:09]That was better than the last few we've had.

[17:11]So that's it.

[17:12]I'm,

[17:12]I'm,

[17:12]I'm pro phone calls now.

[17:14]When I get calls though,

[17:15]sometimes it scares me.

[17:16]I worry something bad is happening.

[17:18]Me too.

[17:19]Yeah,

[17:19]me too.

[17:20]So,

[17:20]so I'm going to,

[17:21]I'm trying to change that,

[17:22]that neural pathway.

[17:23]Oh,

[17:24]you think Prince nine is good.

[17:25]Wow.

[17:27]That's weird,

[17:27]Aaron,

[17:27]but it was a text message and then a phone call in response to the text

[17:32]message.

[17:32]It wasn't a phone call out of the blue,

[17:35]the phone call out of the blue.

[17:36]If,

[17:36]if,

[17:36]if I just got a call from Rob,

[17:37]it would scare me.

[17:38]I would be worried.

[17:39]Something,

[17:39]something bad has happened.

[17:41]You'd be like,

[17:41]maybe I put it to the voicemail because I don't want it to ruin my day.

[17:45]I'm stuck in this hole.

[17:48]I'm stuck in this hole in the gas station.

[17:48]Do not ask me any questions about it.

[17:50]The password for Beck did it better is one,

[17:54]two,

[17:54]three,

[17:55]four.

[17:56]My car is stolen.

[17:57]My car is stolen.

[18:00]Oh no.

[18:01]So the problem is you got to just,

[18:03]you got to get good at being able to get off the phone.

[18:06]Right.

[18:06]Cause right.

[18:06]You'll answer the phone.

[18:07]Right.

[18:08]But like if somebody's calling,

[18:09]somebody's on a 20 minute drive.

[18:10]Yep.

[18:11]They,

[18:11]they could care less to get off the phone.

[18:13]They're just going to keep talking.

[18:15]No,

[18:15]you know,

[18:16]Oh geez.

[18:16]Hold on a sec.

[18:17]And,

[18:18]oh,

[18:18]you know,

[18:18]well,

[18:19]yeah,

[18:19]you know,

[18:20]yeah,

[18:20]I think we'll go to that,

[18:21]that show this weekend.

[18:22]And you know,

[18:23]I'm not sure if we'll have time,

[18:24]you know,

[18:24]they'll just ramble on for it.

[18:26]And you know that they've got nothing to do,

[18:28]right?

[18:28]You might,

[18:29]you might answer the phone just to see.

[18:31]Cause again,

[18:31]you might be worried.

[18:32]Why is somebody calling me?

[18:33]You gotta be,

[18:34]you gotta just,

[18:35]you gotta perfect the art of getting off the phone.

[18:37]Cause it is nice to talk to people,

[18:39]especially you haven't talked to him in a while.

[18:40]You gotta get off.

[18:41]Man,

[18:41]what's your go-to move to get off the phone?

[18:43]What's the go-to?

[18:44]You have to find,

[18:45]you have,

[18:45]you have to find the crack,

[18:48]right?

[18:48]In their conversation.

[18:50]And then you just can't stop talking.

[18:52]Right?

[18:52]So Rob,

[18:53]just,

[18:53]just ramble on about weightlifting.

[18:56]So the other day I went down and I was,

[18:59]I have to work on my,

[19:00]my snatch.

[19:01]Actually,

[19:01]it's not getting up quite high enough for me to snatch.

[19:03]Oh,

[19:03]that's good.

[19:04]Yeah.

[19:04]You know,

[19:04]I mean,

[19:05]that's a pretty good,

[19:06]that's a pretty good thing.

[19:07]I hope best,

[19:07]best of luck on that one.

[19:09]You know,

[19:09]Hey,

[19:09]I got to run.

[19:10]I got to get this.

[19:10]So I'll talk to you soon.

[19:13]Good luck.

[19:13]Best of luck.

[19:14]And we'll,

[19:14]we'll catch up with you on the Instagram.

[19:16]Did you say,

[19:17]did you say snatch reminds me?

[19:18]I'm late for one of my hook,

[19:19]hooking appointments.

[19:20]I got to go.

[19:21]It's just masterful.

[19:22]Yeah,

[19:23]that was.

[19:24]So you can't let them come back in.

[19:27]You have to just overpower them and then say,

[19:30]Hey,

[19:30]I got to run,

[19:31]you know,

[19:31]good to talk to you.

[19:32]We'll catch up with you soon.

[19:33]All right.

[19:33]All right.

[19:34]Take care.

[19:34]Who ends it?

[19:35]If you call and then you end a call,

[19:37]like you do an abrupt ending,

[19:39]doesn't that make you an asshole?

[19:41]No,

[19:42]everybody's not.

[19:42]There's nothing to talk about.

[19:44]Everybody's thankful.

[19:44]The call has to end at some point.

[19:46]Yeah.

[19:46]Who loses?

[19:47]Who loses in that scenario?

[19:48]Oh no.

[19:49]A short phone call.

[19:50]What a disaster said.

[19:51]Nobody ever.

[19:52]They loved.

[19:52]Everybody loves short phone calls.

[19:54]It's great.

[19:54]Everybody wins.

[19:55]Yeah.

[19:56]Not everybody.

[19:57]Well,

[19:59]how's it rolling going with Russell?

[20:01]Russell,

[20:01]are you losing anything right now?

[20:02]Rolling going.

[20:03]Things are going really well.

[20:05]I actually had a question for you.

[20:07]We've talked a lot about like bartending style,

[20:09]going to the bar,

[20:09]how you do things.

[20:10]I had a question for you guys.

[20:12]If you go to the bar,

[20:14]you sit at the bar,

[20:14]would you rather have a bartender

[20:17]that is social and fun to interact with

[20:19]or a bartender that makes better drinks?

[20:21]What's your choice?

[20:22]Better,

[20:24]better drinks,

[20:24]better drinks.

[20:25]Who would know?

[20:25]Nobody wants to talk to a bartender ever.

[20:27]Forget about it.

[20:28]So I've had this thing recently where a while back,

[20:33]the Star Tribune had an article about the best espresso martinis in

[20:37]Minneapolis.

[20:37]God,

[20:38]you're still on this shit.

[20:39]Just doing Russell fan service.

[20:42]The article after that was best bidets to buy.

[20:44]When you're drinking espresso martini after espresso martini.

[20:48]Yes.

[20:49]So one of the bars they listed is a,

[20:52]as a restaurant in downtown called FEMA.

[20:54]It's kind of a nicer restaurant.

[20:55]I think it's relatively new,

[20:57]but I,

[20:58]I went in there once with a martini drinker.

[21:00]We've sat down and we said,

[21:03]Hey,

[21:03]we came in here cause we noticed that the Star Tribune had made a note of

[21:07]it.

[21:08]And the head bartender was there.

[21:09]It was kind of quieter,

[21:10]but he came up and he started talking about how he makes them that the

[21:13]article was really cool.

[21:14]We kind of got,

[21:14]we got into this discussion,

[21:15]but he was kind of a quieter guy or anything,

[21:18]not like super outgoing,

[21:19]but he made an amazing,

[21:20]amazing espresso martini.

[21:22]It just was really good.

[21:23]Right.

[21:23]And he gave you enough information that you were still like,

[21:27]you went away happy.

[21:28]Yes.

[21:28]He gave,

[21:29]he,

[21:29]he spoke to you and everything,

[21:30]but he didn't overpower anything.

[21:32]He just served the drinks.

[21:34]He asked if you enjoyed them,

[21:35]talked a little bit about it and whatever.

[21:37]And then it was done.

[21:38]Saying less is actually more.

[21:39]And that's something I often say.

[21:41]Somebody very smart said that.

[21:44]Albert Einstein.

[21:47]So a while back then we were like,

[21:49]we got to go get these again.

[21:50]It's a,

[21:51]it's a fun spot.

[21:52]We want to drink these again.

[21:52]And we went in and this was months ago and we had a different bartender.

[21:56]This bartender was much more engaging,

[21:59]fun.

[22:00]He had like a glow in the dark bow tie,

[22:02]just a fun person and everything.

[22:04]And we said,

[22:05]oh,

[22:05]we're going to do the espresso martini.

[22:06]And he goes,

[22:07]just so you know,

[22:08]I make them my own a different way.

[22:11]Cause we kind of said,

[22:11]oh,

[22:11]we know you guys have the best ones.

[22:13]And he goes,

[22:13]I make them a different way.

[22:14]I'm just giving you a heads up.

[22:16]We're like,

[22:16]it shouldn't be allowed.

[22:16]Okay.

[22:17]Okay.

[22:17]Whatever.

[22:18]So he makes them different than the way that the star tribune has said.

[22:22]They make the best ones.

[22:24]What do you think of that?

[22:26]That what is he doing?

[22:27]What is he?

[22:28]You don't get to just go rogue.

[22:30]If it's the place's signature cocktail.

[22:31]Imagine bullshit.

[22:33]Isn't it?

[22:33]You go to McDonald's and you get tater tots.

[22:35]You'd be furious.

[22:36]I mean,

[22:37]this is you.

[22:37]When you do something the best,

[22:39]you have to keep doing it like that forever and ever.

[22:41]And that's why this podcast is not stopping until we are at 500.

[22:44]So we've been back there probably three,

[22:47]four times.

[22:47]We've probably been there four times in the last,

[22:49]I don't know,

[22:49]six months or something like that.

[22:51]And occasionally we'll walk in and we'll see which bartenders are there.

[22:56]And we're like excited for the one bartender or we're devastated for the

[23:00]other one.

[23:01]And,

[23:02]and the last time we were sitting there and we were drinking,

[23:05]we got one and the guy made him his way.

[23:07]And it's not a bad drink or anything.

[23:08]It's just not what you went,

[23:10]you go there for.

[23:11]Right.

[23:11]Yeah.

[23:12]And so at one point,

[23:13]one of the other bartenders,

[23:14]came around,

[23:15]neither of the two that have served us before.

[23:17]And she kind of,

[23:19]we go,

[23:20]Oh,

[23:20]we're going to get another espresso martini.

[23:21]And she goes,

[23:22]do you want to get them from the other guy?

[23:23]Like she knew,

[23:24]she knew what was going on.

[23:26]And we said,

[23:27]yes.

[23:28]And she's like,

[23:29]I'll go,

[23:29]I'll go talk to him.

[23:30]I'll get it.

[23:30]And so we're waiting.

[23:32]We get all excited.

[23:33]The bad bartender overpowered.

[23:36]He came back over the top again.

[23:38]And he's like,

[23:38]these are my customers.

[23:40]I'm making them my way.

[23:41]And like,

[23:41]even when we've said like,

[23:43]Oh,

[23:43]we really like yours,

[23:44]but we don't like yours.

[23:44]We like the way the other guy,

[23:45]he won't do it the other way.

[23:46]What,

[23:47]what do you think?

[23:48]That's just crap.

[23:48]Isn't it?

[23:49]Can't go back there anymore,

[23:50]man.

[23:50]That's a bummer.

[23:51]Russell.

[23:51]That's a disaster.

[23:52]I,

[23:52]and how many,

[23:54]there's only one FEMA in Minneapolis,

[23:55]right?

[23:56]Yes.

[23:56]I'm like seventh and Hennepin.

[23:58]Yes.

[23:59]Kind of right around the corner.

[24:00]Right.

[24:00]F H I M a.

[24:01]Yeah.

[24:02]You got it.

[24:02]Oh yeah.

[24:03]So downtown right off.

[24:05]And so the,

[24:06]the bartender is very engaging.

[24:07]He's very fun,

[24:08]but he's like gone out of his way to not make a drink a certain way that

[24:13]see,

[24:14]I would,

[24:14]want it ordered.

[24:15]Can't you like tell this dude finally,

[24:18]like,

[24:18]is he a nice guy or is he kind of a D bag?

[24:20]I got to watch what I say.

[24:22]He is a nice guy,

[24:25]but I also think like,

[24:27]Hey,

[24:27]if you take pride in like your work or something and people are asking you to

[24:31]do it differently,

[24:32]some people might not enjoy that.

[24:34]I don't know.

[24:34]Very similar,

[24:35]but very different,

[24:37]but kind of similar.

[24:38]Like my,

[24:38]I think you guys know my barber has been in jail for the last two years.

[24:43]My barber for 10 years.

[24:44]Have we talked about that?

[24:44]Have we talked about this?

[24:45]And so I had to find a new barber.

[24:46]No,

[24:47]we have not talked about this.

[24:48]I don't think we knew that your barber was in jail.

[24:49]No,

[24:49]we've not discussed.

[24:49]Is this the guy you used to see?

[24:50]Is this the guy you used to see down in Seville?

[24:52]What?

[24:54]That's a sapiosexual bit.

[24:56]It is?

[24:58]Barber.

[24:59]There's something there that I don't remember.

[25:01]The barber of Seville?

[25:02]Yeah.

[25:03]You guys,

[25:05]I am not fucking any of you.

[25:06]Right.

[25:08]So I've talked about,

[25:09]right?

[25:09]Like go to a barber,

[25:10]go to like somebody who actually is a barber,

[25:14]not like some chick who just got there.

[25:17]You know,

[25:17]man,

[25:18]we know what a barber is.

[25:19]Tell us why he's in jail.

[25:21]That is what we're waiting for.

[25:22]Why is he in jail?

[25:23]He got like a,

[25:25]you know,

[25:25]a couple of D dubs or something.

[25:27]He finally just,

[25:28]you know,

[25:28]had enough time to go to jail.

[25:30]I think he's finally,

[25:30]I think he got out.

[25:31]He didn't like take a straight racer to someone or anything.

[25:32]Yeah.

[25:32]But like,

[25:33]so I was going to Dick's barber in Richfield where Dick was there.

[25:36]Dick has been there since 1962.

[25:38]And I had like his last five years and a guy bought it from him.

[25:42]This is the guy.

[25:43]He had it for like 10 years.

[25:44]He's the one who went to jail.

[25:45]So then all of a sudden,

[25:45]no barber.

[25:46]I got to find a new barber.

[25:47]Right.

[25:48]And so the next logical shop around here is this place called Dick's barber in Edina.

[25:54]Not completely set.

[25:55]Dick's sports barber in Edina.

[25:56]44th in France.

[25:58]If you know where that is,

[25:59]Russell,

[25:59]I mean,

[26:00]it's kind of down from 50th in France.

[26:02]A little bit bougie to be going to a barber.

[26:03]It is pretty bougie.

[26:05]There's like a snap fitness.

[26:06]And yeah.

[26:07]Are they serving you like champagne while you're getting your hair cut there,

[26:09]Matt?

[26:09]And so,

[26:10]no,

[26:10]this place has been there since the 60s,

[26:12]right?

[26:12]But they've got eight barbers.

[26:14]There are eight barbers.

[26:16]So I start with the oldest guy.

[26:17]This guy,

[26:18]he is like,

[26:20]you're going to 10 minute haircut,

[26:21]no matter what.

[26:22]In and out,

[26:22]ship,

[26:22]ship,

[26:23]boom,

[26:23]boom,

[26:24]go.

[26:24]Right.

[26:24]So I got it.

[26:25]I got it twice.

[26:26]Not my kind of style.

[26:27]So then I went to the other guy,

[26:28]next oldest one.

[26:29]He took 40 minutes.

[26:31]Not my style.

[26:32]Went to the new guy.

[26:33]So I've,

[26:33]I've worked my way through like seven of the eight barbers.

[26:36]And I find on the seventh one,

[26:38]I finally found my guy,

[26:39]Brooklyn.

[26:39]Great guy.

[26:40]Talks about fishing all the time.

[26:41]Right.

[26:42]But,

[26:43]you know,

[26:43]it's kind of,

[26:44]it's very similar,

[26:44]right?

[26:44]So I go in and now I see all these guys who cut my hair and whether they remember me or

[26:48]not,

[26:48]but I walk right by him because I've gotten like two haircuts by each of them,

[26:52]but I want my fucking haircut.

[26:55]How are my fucking haircut?

[26:56]Right.

[26:56]And so you should get your fucking espresso martini,

[26:59]how you want your fucking espresso martini.

[27:01]Right.

[27:02]And so you should have full right to say like,

[27:04]Hey,

[27:04]you know,

[27:05]Hey bud,

[27:06]you know,

[27:06]great,

[27:06]great talking to you,

[27:07]but I want that guy to make my martini.

[27:10]Right.

[27:10]And he shouldn't be,

[27:12]but heard about it.

[27:14]But then isn't it?

[27:15]What?

[27:15]It's kind of tough to sit at the bar after you do that though,

[27:18]isn't it?

[27:19]Well,

[27:19]I mean,

[27:20]but then it isn't as soon as you do,

[27:22]as soon as you just throw that out there,

[27:23]right?

[27:23]Like you got to take that step to just say,

[27:25]Hey,

[27:26]I'm going to get my espresso martini from that guy.

[27:28]I really like you make yours different.

[27:30]Great.

[27:30]I really like how he makes his,

[27:32]he makes his little different than you.

[27:33]I like his,

[27:34]I'm going to get it.

[27:34]I'm paying $12 or whatever it is for this thing.

[27:37]Probably more than that.

[27:38]You know,

[27:39]I'm going to get it from the guy that I want to get it from.

[27:41]I don't know,

[27:42]man.

[27:42]This is a tour de force.

[27:43]That was your smart comment of the week.

[27:45]Okay.

[27:47]That was Matt's smart comment of the week.

[27:49]Ooh,

[27:50]that's a smart comment.

[27:51]Once you realize,

[27:51]you know,

[27:52]like again,

[27:52]you and I,

[27:53]Russ,

[27:53]we're both,

[27:53]we're both,

[27:54]what are we?

[27:54]Walkers,

[27:55]not talkers kind of a thing.

[27:56]You know,

[27:57]we'll walk out,

[27:58]but there's a few things like for me,

[28:01]it's a haircut,

[28:01]you know?

[28:02]And if it's,

[28:03]if it's an espresso martini for you,

[28:05]right?

[28:05]Like draw a couple lines in the sand and just see what happens.

[28:07]I appreciate that,

[28:08]Matt.

[28:08]Cause when you say like,

[28:09]I'm definitely a walker when it comes to this stuff,

[28:12]like I'm not one to say like,

[28:13]I don't want your drink to a bartender.

[28:15]And I will say when I go out with a martini fan at times,

[28:20]if we have a couple of them,

[28:21]people,

[28:22]including myself tend to get louder,

[28:24]more boisterous about what they're looking for or whatever.

[28:28]And sometimes you can tell,

[28:29]like we're over at the corner of the bar and it's,

[28:32]the conversation is rising about what the fuck is this guy doing?

[28:36]Why didn't the other guy bring us the espresso martini?

[28:39]And you kind of got to watch it.

[28:41]Cause it's like,

[28:41]I,

[28:42]I don't want to be that person at the bar.

[28:43]And then they,

[28:44]and then you shush them cause they're talking so loudly and they get mad at

[28:46]you and you say,

[28:47]ah,

[28:47]we went to Hamilton last week.

[28:49]You can't be mad at me about this.

[28:50]Well,

[28:51]like that bartender,

[28:52]the bartender cannot be,

[28:54]if you,

[28:54]especially if you're just a nice person,

[28:56]right?

[28:56]And you're a nice person,

[28:57]Russell,

[28:57]right?

[28:57]So if you're just like,

[28:59]Hey,

[28:59]I like how he makes his espresso martinis.

[29:01]I'm going to,

[29:01]I'm going to,

[29:02]I'm going to get it from him.

[29:03]Like,

[29:03]what can he say?

[29:04]You know,

[29:04]if you're being nice about it.

[29:05]What do you think Rob Aaron?

[29:06]Report back next week.

[29:08]I would never in a million years do it.

[29:09]Matt's right.

[29:10]But I would never do it ever.

[29:11]I would sit there and the guy would be like,

[29:12]I pissed in this glass and I throw it on your date's face.

[29:15]I'd be like,

[29:15]yeah,

[29:15]I guess that's our future.

[29:16]Now this is what we do.

[29:17]I am a coward.

[29:18]Russell.

[29:19]I would order something different if it were.

[29:21]Yeah.

[29:21]I mean,

[29:21]and we do that.

[29:22]Like,

[29:22]like we,

[29:23]you know,

[29:23]there's one place where we go where it's like,

[29:25]Oh,

[29:25]well,

[29:25]if Julia's working,

[29:26]we'll get into grony.

[29:27]If not,

[29:27]we'll get something else.

[29:28]Like,

[29:28]yeah,

[29:29]I would,

[29:29]I would not.

[29:30]Matt,

[29:31]I love your advice.

[29:38]You have tried to get this past us and don't think that this guy who is very smart.

[29:44]Okay.

[29:45]And loves dating smart people figured out something.

[29:47]You don't drink coffee,

[29:49]Russell.

[29:50]You are a noted non-coffee drinker yet.

[29:53]You are out hammering espresso martini after espresso martini.

[29:58]Russell,

[29:59]this does not compute.

[30:01]Okay.

[30:02]I chat.

[30:03]I typed this in the chat GBT and it just said WTF.

[30:06]Russell,

[30:06]explain yourself.

[30:07]You know what?

[30:08]I think some people,

[30:09]I'm not a coffee drinker,

[30:11]but espresso martinis.

[30:12]If some people add a little bit of sweetness to it,

[30:15]I really enjoy it.

[30:16]And I think that's what the one guy does.

[30:18]I don't know if it's Irish cream or whatever he adds in it.

[30:20]That adds a little sweetness to it.

[30:22]That.

[30:23]So I know people that are coffee drinkers and they like heavier espresso type flavor drinks,

[30:28]right?

[30:29]Like they want to make sure it's got to be real espresso.

[30:31]It's got to be heavy on that.

[30:32]I like the sweeter one,

[30:34]but that's why the guy,

[30:35]the other guy makes it.

[30:36]He doesn't make it the way I want it made.

[30:37]Well,

[30:38]like I went to Edo Russell.

[30:40]Have you been to Edo before?

[30:41]It's on Washington and,

[30:43]uh,

[30:45]what is the street?

[30:46]Charm.

[30:47]Charm is at home with their partner opening a triple a map right now.

[30:50]I'm being like,

[30:50]I love this shit.

[30:51]Matt,

[30:51]can you give us a zip code too while we're at it?

[30:53]Jesus Christ.

[30:54]Five,

[30:55]five,

[30:55]one.

[30:56]Okay.

[30:57]I wasn't going to play it again,

[30:58]but you're making it.

[30:59]Five,

[30:59]five,

[30:59]four,

[30:59]one,

[30:59]five.

[31:00]It's getting close.

[31:00]Like it's right across from the,

[31:02]from the depot.

[31:02]Okay.

[31:03]2.7 miles is the crow flies.

[31:05]I believe.

[31:05]So it's this fancy,

[31:06]it's a fancy,

[31:07]great place,

[31:08]they make pizzas.

[31:09]And so I'm like,

[31:10]Oh,

[31:10]I've got to try the pizza.

[31:11]It was horrible.

[31:13]I mean,

[31:13]I ate it.

[31:14]Right.

[31:14]But like I,

[31:15]it compared to everything else compared to Lola compared to,

[31:18]you know,

[31:19]any,

[31:19]everything else.

[31:20]It was just not a good pizza.

[31:22]Right.

[31:22]Screw that.

[31:22]And I cannot wait until I have enough money where I can have four bites of

[31:26]that thing and then just order something else and not throw it away.

[31:29]I can save it for lunch the next day.

[31:30]But like,

[31:31]if you're out for dinner,

[31:31]you want to have something that tastes good.

[31:33]Right.

[31:34]And I think it's the same exact thing.

[31:35]I love this math.

[31:36]Matt is called,

[31:38]Matt is cultivating his love to go out guy every night.

[31:41]This is great.

[31:42]We're getting closer and closer to the man eating out every day.

[31:44]But I will save it for lunch.

[31:46]But I've gotten to the point too,

[31:47]right?

[31:47]Like I've gotten to the point where I,

[31:48]for breakfast,

[31:49]I'm eating like nothing,

[31:50]right?

[31:51]Like I'll have like a bar knowing that I'm going out to dinner tonight.

[31:53]And then at lunch,

[31:54]I've got like just this nice light,

[31:56]completely plain sandwich,

[31:58]or maybe not even a sandwich,

[31:59]right?

[31:59]Knowing I'm going to go out and have a effing pizza.

[32:01]Right.

[32:02]And so you build that whole thing up and then you go have pizza and it's

[32:07]horrible.

[32:07]And you're like,

[32:07]God,

[32:08]damn it.

[32:08]You know,

[32:08]like,

[32:09]come on.

[32:09]So I don't know.

[32:10]I,

[32:10]I,

[32:11]I am very sensitive to your,

[32:14]your issue here,

[32:15]Russell.

[32:15]And I think you should at least just try to be nice to the guy once and

[32:18]say,

[32:18]Hey,

[32:19]you know,

[32:19]I want to try that guys.

[32:20]Cause he's a little,

[32:21]cause if you tell him this is a little sweeter,

[32:23]he's going to know exactly what you're talking about and he'll get it.

[32:26]I think what has happened though,

[32:27]is his,

[32:28]he's come over the top on us at before.

[32:30]Like we've kind of mentioned the first time,

[32:32]like,

[32:32]Oh,

[32:33]could we have it made that way?

[32:35]And he was like,

[32:35]why make them this way?

[32:37]And he kind of just,

[32:37]smacked us down.

[32:39]Does that make sense?

[32:40]Yeah.

[32:40]You gotta,

[32:40]you gotta end that phone call though.

[32:42]You gotta just keep talking.

[32:43]Don't give him a crack.

[32:44]And then start talking a little louder and a little louder and a little

[32:46]louder and don't give him a crack.

[32:47]Hey Matt,

[32:48]Matt,

[32:48]I gotta get,

[32:49]end this.

[32:49]Just keep going.

[32:50]Just don't let it go.

[32:51]Don't let that person talk.

[32:52]Rolling going,

[32:53]Matt.

[32:54]How's it going with you?

[32:55]I ended that rolling going.

[32:57]How's it going with you?

[32:58]You ended it really,

[32:59]really well.

[33:00]I forgot last week.

[33:02]I,

[33:02]I've been trying to figure out like kind of a new song,

[33:05]new group to me,

[33:07]more than anything over the next that,

[33:10]you know,

[33:10]that I've heard during the week.

[33:11]So I've got two of them this week.

[33:13]Two.

[33:13]The first one.

[33:15]Yeah.

[33:16]The first one's a song called heavy bells by a group called J Roddy

[33:19]Walston and the business,

[33:21]which I think is a phenomenal name for a band.

[33:24]I love it.

[33:24]Oh,

[33:24]this video rocks too.

[33:25]Look at these.

[33:26]Any,

[33:26]any person name with the,

[33:28]the someone after is the group is great.

[33:31]Right.

[33:31]So watch these guys.

[33:32]Oh,

[33:33]here we go.

[33:34]Like if our podcast was called Robin,

[33:36]the Oli's,

[33:36]it would be a great podcast.

[33:37]It's true.

[33:38]Actually,

[33:38]this,

[33:39]this band is very pixie ish,

[33:42]if you will.

[33:42]Like there's a bunch,

[33:43]there's a few songs on this pixie album that we're listening to.

[33:46]Yeah.

[33:46]I would sound kind of like this band,

[33:48]but these guys,

[33:50]I was,

[33:50]I was hard.

[33:51]I thought they were a new band.

[33:52]You know,

[33:52]I heard him on 89 three,

[33:53]the current,

[33:54]and I heard him.

[33:55]So I'm like,

[33:55]Oh yes,

[33:56]this is going to be great.

[33:56]This is exactly what I want to hear.

[33:58]Well,

[33:59]they were like a early mid two thousands.

[34:01]They broke up in 2019 or something like that.

[34:04]So they're no longer around.

[34:05]So I can't see him live.

[34:06]So it's too bad.

[34:07]Next band.

[34:08]I,

[34:09]I,

[34:09]I texted.

[34:10]I got a sneak preview of this thing.

[34:12]Holy shit.

[34:13]I said,

[34:13]if you want to,

[34:14]if you want to go for a ride,

[34:15]Rosie,

[34:16]listen to the song.

[34:16]I think it's like 13,

[34:17]18 minutes long.

[34:19]Yeah.

[34:19]You know,

[34:20]this song,

[34:21]this is King Gizzard and the lizard wizard.

[34:23]Again,

[34:24]another great name.

[34:25]Awesome name for a band,

[34:27]but they're Australian.

[34:28]They're in the psychedelic rock,

[34:30]kind of a jam bandy type thing.

[34:32]But listen,

[34:33]one of their band members,

[34:34]that guy named geezer from last week.

[34:36]I don't know.

[34:37]I don't think he's your butler.

[34:38]But like this thing is an 18 minute song

[34:43]and it is a wild ride.

[34:46]I cannot listen to it enough.

[34:47]And so I,

[34:49]everybody should go out and listen to King wizard,

[34:51]King Gizzard and the lizard wizard.

[34:53]They're,

[34:54]they're kind of all over the place as a band.

[34:55]They've got some really soft,

[34:56]they kind of remind me of Pearl Jam a little bit.

[34:58]They got some really soft songs

[34:59]and they get into these really hard rock songs.

[35:01]And so those are my two new bands to me.

[35:04]Anyways,

[35:05]for the week,

[35:05]King Gizzard,

[35:07]King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

[35:08]and then J.

[35:08]Roddy Walston and the Business.

[35:10]So that's my recommendations.

[35:12]Can't go wrong with names like that.

[35:14]I have been,

[35:16]you know,

[35:17]I ran a marathon last year,

[35:19]kind of got hurt to my,

[35:20]my knee and my calf.

[35:22]You know,

[35:22]I think I overran a little bit.

[35:24]And so this year has been the year of taking classes for me.

[35:28]So I'm a member of Lifetime.

[35:30]Yep.

[35:30]And I've started taking all sorts of classes,

[35:32]right?

[35:32]I got a kettlebell class.

[35:33]I've got a,

[35:34]I've got a warrior sculpt class.

[35:37]I've been doing yoga once a week with an Oli,

[35:39]a Kari,

[35:40]former basketball and a softball player from St.

[35:45]Olaf.

[35:45]She's,

[35:45]she's my yoga instructor.

[35:47]Great person,

[35:48]but I've gotten really into this podcast.

[35:51]I did not.

[35:52]I don't tell anybody about the podcast.

[35:54]Nobody.

[35:56]It's really good.

[35:57]Nobody whatsoever.

[35:58]That's kind of disappointing.

[36:00]Just,

[36:00]just,

[36:01]yeah.

[36:01]Just imagine going up to somebody and saying,

[36:03]Hey,

[36:03]listen to my podcast.

[36:04]It's really good.

[36:05]And try not to laugh.

[36:05]Like I couldn't even say it seriously.

[36:06]They're like,

[36:07]Hey,

[36:07]it's really good.

[36:08]You can't do it with your downward dog.

[36:10]I've got one motivate twice,

[36:14]maybe even three times a week.

[36:15]I take something called amp cycle,

[36:17]which is essentially a spin class to like really,

[36:20]it's like dance music,

[36:22]right?

[36:22]And these teachers and it's all dance stuff.

[36:25]It's your up and down your left and right,

[36:27]you know,

[36:27]and you're two up,

[36:28]two down,

[36:29]you know,

[36:29]square all this stuff.

[36:30]And essentially it's a dance class on a,

[36:32]on a bike.

[36:33]And my motivation guys is that one day,

[36:36]one day,

[36:37]all,

[36:38]all of us on the,

[36:39]on the text chain,

[36:40]all the oldies,

[36:40]everybody is,

[36:41]we're going to have a big dance party again sometime.

[36:43]And every time the thing that gets me from like here,

[36:47]you know,

[36:48]it takes me from a 10 to an 11 is,

[36:50]it gets me really hitting on all those dance moves is the thought that one

[36:54]day we're all going to be on the dance floor again.

[36:56]And it's going to be for a very special occasion.

[36:59]And so I'm just,

[37:00]I'm getting prepared for it.

[37:01]I'm getting prepared for that.

[37:03]We should all be getting prepared for that.

[37:04]We should all be thinking about,

[37:06]the type of occasion where that could happen.

[37:09]I know we can get it.

[37:10]Yeah.

[37:10]We should all be working on this.

[37:12]And so I've been working on my moves and I,

[37:14]and I'm,

[37:15]and I'm getting ready.

[37:15]I mean,

[37:16]there's some,

[37:16]we've got some pretty good dancers.

[37:17]It's a weird man because I've been,

[37:19]I was working on my dance moves.

[37:20]I don't know,

[37:21]six to nine months ago because I was convinced it was going to happen over

[37:24]last summer.

[37:25]You did.

[37:26]Yeah,

[37:26]I really was,

[37:27]but

[37:28]it was still more time to perfect them.

[37:31]My kids,

[37:31]I'm sure you're the only one.

[37:33]My kids were like,

[37:33]Oh,

[37:33]you're talking about how fun that is.

[37:34]It hasn't happened yet,

[37:35]Papa.

[37:35]And I'm like,

[37:36]I don't know.

[37:37]I mean,

[37:37]I think,

[37:37]I think we need to maybe on the text chain,

[37:40]figure out how we can all get,

[37:42]maybe it's going to a cabin.

[37:43]I don't know.

[37:44]It doesn't really sound all that exciting,

[37:45]you know,

[37:46]just having a dance.

[37:47]It must be something we can do.

[37:47]We got to figure out some way to do it.

[37:49]Who will be the hero?

[37:50]Who will save us?

[37:52]Who will save us?

[37:53]Who's going to save us?

[37:54]Who's going to bring us all together?

[37:55]To have an event to bring us all together.

[37:57]So we can have that epic party,

[37:58]dance party.

[38:00]Everybody could show off.

[38:00]I mean,

[38:01]cause you know,

[38:01]we've got some pretty good dancers in our group.

[38:04]And we all get to sit in the limo.

[38:06]And it's not a big deal.

[38:07]And it's actually not cool.

[38:08]If we do a joke.

[38:09]Oh, there's going to be a limo at this party?

[38:10]Okay.

[38:10]Yeah.

[38:11]You know,

[38:11]like I like this.

[38:12]I like it.

[38:12]There's going to be a limo.

[38:13]And we all get to sit in the back this time.

[38:15]Cause we're older and we can actually afford bigger limos now.

[38:17]Oh God.

[38:18]That's the other thing.

[38:19]Remember all those,

[38:20]all the air conditioning,

[38:21]all the way through the whole limo.

[38:22]If you think of typical,

[38:23]typical times we do that,

[38:25]we're,

[38:25]we're at weddings,

[38:26]you know,

[38:26]back in the day and everybody.

[38:27]Oh,

[38:28]that's a great idea.

[38:28]Yeah.

[38:29]God,

[38:30]that's pretty good.

[38:31]So,

[38:36]would you go,

[38:37]would you go to that wedding dance,

[38:39]Matt?

[38:39]If Rob invited you,

[38:40]if I got invited,

[38:41]you know what?

[38:42]I think I went to 42 weddings in three years.

[38:45]And I have,

[38:46]I've been to like one every three years now over the last,

[38:49]you know,

[38:49]kind of a deal.

[38:50]I'd go to,

[38:51]if Rob was married to Sexton,

[38:52]hell yeah,

[38:52]I'd be at that wedding.

[38:53]I'd go to any wedding these days.

[38:55]If I got invited,

[38:55]I'm going to put the intercom one on there.

[38:57]I'm going to put a bunch of reverb on this.

[39:00]So it sounds like it's a wedding announcer.

[39:01]Everybody,

[39:02]please welcome Rob and Roberta.

[39:05]Out for their first dance.

[39:06]I don't know.

[39:06]I don't know.

[39:06]I don't know.

[39:06]I don't know.

[39:06]I don't know.

[39:06]I don't know.

[39:06]I don't know.

[39:06]I don't know.

[39:06]I don't know.

[39:06]I don't know.

[39:06]I don't know.

[39:06]I don't know.

[39:06]I don't know.

[39:06]I don't know.

[39:06]I don't know.

[39:06]I don't know.

[39:07]I don't know.

[39:07]I don't know.

[39:07]I don't know.

[39:07]I don't know.

[39:07]I don't know.

[39:07]I don't know.

[39:07]I don't know.

[39:07]I don't know.

[39:08]I don't know.

[39:08]He's playing his own instrument again.

[39:16]I'll be stroking.

[39:18]He's playing all the instruments.

[39:19]That's what I've been doing.

[39:21]I'll be stroking.

[39:21]I'll be stroking.

[39:22]Hey,

[39:24]the reason I have to dance with her in an office chair is that she weighs almost 350

[39:28]pounds.

[39:28]Now,

[39:28]you might wonder,

[39:30]how do all of us know that sex dolls are extremely heavy?

[39:33]That's a weird thing to answer,

[39:36]isn't it?

[39:36]My real doll is very heavy.

[39:39]That's my favorite part.

[39:40]When you watch like those HBO shows of those guys were like fucking the real dolls.

[39:43]They were always so heavy.

[39:45]They would show the guys.

[39:46]What the fuck are you talking about?

[39:48]Listen,

[39:49]there's a show on HBO called Real Sex and they would always show like people dressed up as

[39:53]horses and like,

[39:54]it was like nudity,

[39:55]but they were like weird nudes.

[39:56]So it was like,

[39:57]it was like a challenge mode.

[39:59]It was kind of like,

[39:59]this is an old person nudist society,

[40:03]but I guess I could jerk it to this.

[40:04]And one of them was,

[40:07]and one of them was,

[40:08]they showed the people that had sex dolls and they were like,

[40:11]talk about their sex dolls.

[40:12]And it was like,

[40:13]you know,

[40:13]there was like relationships and it was sweet.

[40:15]And then they would have to move these things and they have to like put a full grab on them.

[40:19]And then they go,

[40:20]they have to lift them because they're so heavy.

[40:23]That's why they're always like,

[40:24]you don't,

[40:24]you never see him like moving them around.

[40:26]Rob,

[40:27]is this your work computer again?

[40:28]Are you Googling this?

[40:29]How much does this real sex doll weigh?

[40:31]Okay.

[40:32]How much is a real doll weigh?

[40:33]Let's look.

[40:33]Oh God.

[40:34]Now we're on the dog.

[40:35]Let's see.

[40:36]They range from 90 pounds to 120 pounds.

[40:39]Oh,

[40:39]geez.

[40:40]Guess what?

[40:41]120 pounds.

[40:42]Too much for me.

[40:43]Like I'm dead weight.

[40:44]101 pounds of fun.

[40:46]You have misread about Rebecca.

[40:48]She's a body four,

[40:49]which is the lightest,

[40:50]not the lightest.

[40:51]I see.

[40:51]You may be thinking.

[40:52]All right.

[40:54]Hey Rob,

[40:54]could you convert that to kilograms for me,

[40:56]please?

[40:56]We're looking at what Rebecca real doll looks like right now.

[40:59]Okay.

[41:00]I feel dirty.

[41:00]Just back up for my computer.

[41:02]And I feel,

[41:02]are you kink shaming right now?

[41:04]Is that what you're doing?

[41:05]No,

[41:05]I would never.

[41:06]Nope.

[41:07]I would never look pretty real.

[41:08]Well,

[41:10]the name of it is real.

[41:12]The name of it is real doll.

[41:13]We got Rob.

[41:14]Wow.

[41:15]This is X out.

[41:16]We're done.

[41:16]We're done with this.

[41:18]This is the Rebecca.

[41:19]They haven't even come out with 2.0 yet.

[41:21]Rob.

[41:21]We're done.

[41:24]We're done.

[41:24]Save bookmark.

[41:26]Rob,

[41:27]roll it.

[41:27]Go.

[41:27]And I was going with you.

[41:28]Listen,

[41:30]I get it.

[41:32]I get it.

[41:33]First time we ever had to scold Rob and tell him no more.

[41:35]I think it's the first time in like 200 episodes.

[41:38]If Rob and Roberta,

[41:42]the sex doll did have like a wedding album of all their photos.

[41:46]Would some of those photos been in the album or no?

[41:48]Oh yeah.

[41:49]Oh yeah.

[41:50]Yeah.

[41:50]The boudoir shots of your bride,

[41:52]your beautiful bride.

[41:54]Guys,

[41:54]I'm telling you family be in like family pictures for that one.

[41:56]Robert.

[41:57]No.

[41:57]Yeah.

[41:57]Or are you with the bride or the groom?

[41:59]It's a sex doll getting wheeled down.

[42:04]There's like 180 people on one side of the church and the other side is just fucking empty.

[42:11]Yeah.

[42:11]So there were a couple of recycle bins from out there.

[42:14]The woman from mannequin comes in and goes,

[42:17]I don't know where to sit.

[42:18]Depends.

[42:19]Mannequin too.

[42:23]On the move.

[42:24]Listen,

[42:25]I sit down,

[42:26]my calendar pops up Russell and all of a sudden I notice the date.

[42:30]April 20.

[42:33]Well,

[42:33]I won't say the date,

[42:34]but it's April.

[42:34]I'm just going to tell you guys April.

[42:36]Okay.

[42:37]That is the Thursday before this episode comes out.

[42:41]Interesting.

[42:42]It is a birthday have her person's birthday on that day.

[42:46]Oh,

[42:47]okay.

[42:47]I happen to know that somebody who is a common birthday have her has their birthday.

[42:52]And I just want to know Russell.

[42:54]If you were with somebody who was having a birthday,

[42:55]how do you even start that plan?

[42:57]What are you thinking?

[42:58]Well,

[42:59]there's a birthday have her that I know.

[43:01]And this birthday have her tries to claim a birthday month.

[43:05]I think people who claim a birthday month are full of shit.

[43:09]That's my impression.

[43:11]What do you guys think of people who claim a birthday month for a whole month,

[43:14]a whole month?

[43:15]Yeah.

[43:15]I mean,

[43:15]so go for it.

[43:16]You only get one.

[43:17]So what is it?

[43:17]But what does a birthday month mean that you have to like,

[43:19]do you have a cake every day?

[43:21]Oh my God.

[43:22]You have a cake every day.

[43:24]I Russell's like,

[43:26]I've eaten a cake every day,

[43:27]but I was,

[43:27]she was furious because it was the bees in the fridge.

[43:30]Russell's shoulders just shrunk like four inches.

[43:32]Just say people that celebrate birthday months.

[43:36]No,

[43:36]they claim it's their birthday month at a restaurant for poor dessert.

[43:41]No,

[43:42]Russell.

[43:43]No,

[43:44]Russell.

[43:45]Hey,

[43:46]don't get a free espresso martini from that guy for our birthday.

[43:49]I don't,

[43:49]I don't think they do it all the time,

[43:51]but if it's close,

[43:52]they claim it.

[43:53]I think if it's,

[43:53]if it's close,

[43:54]if it's within a week,

[43:54]they claim that.

[43:55]What do you think of that?

[43:55]I think it's within a week.

[43:58]I think that's all right.

[43:59]I think it's probably all right.

[44:01]If you're going out to celebrate your birthday with people,

[44:04]even if it's on a different day.

[44:05]Right.

[44:05]I like that.

[44:06]Yeah.

[44:06]So,

[44:07]so do you,

[44:07]let me ask you now.

[44:08]So do you have a list?

[44:09]Do you have like a list of ideas for birthdays or how do you even go about

[44:12]planning such a big,

[44:13]because this is like,

[44:14]you're like the date master.

[44:15]I think of you as the ultimate date master.

[44:17]You're doing dates.

[44:17]You're good at dates.

[44:18]You still care about impressing people with dates.

[44:20]Okay.

[44:21]What are you doing for a birthday date?

[44:24]How do you even start that to make that decision?

[44:25]Well,

[44:26]Rob,

[44:27]sometimes it helps when a person's birthday might happen to fall on a work

[44:31]trip you're taking.

[44:32]So they can come and join you on a fun trip in a new cool city.

[44:36]That just happens to coincide with a work trip that I'm taking.

[44:40]Oh,

[44:41]wow.

[44:42]So,

[44:43]so I think celebrating someone's birthday,

[44:45]like on a trip is a fun thing,

[44:46]right?

[44:47]Yeah.

[44:47]And so this is a professional birthday celebrator.

[44:49]So you've scheduled some dinners and stuff.

[44:51]You've really put the time into planning this birthday date.

[44:54]So we put this on pause for about 15 minutes.

[44:56]We're like,

[44:57]cool.

[44:57]He's really killing you.

[44:59]Birthday dates in Pierre,

[45:02]South Dakota,

[45:03]question mark.

[45:04]You know,

[45:07]Pierre has a really nice VFW.

[45:08]It's right on the river.

[45:09]It might not be a nice right now.

[45:11]It does.

[45:11]I've been there.

[45:12]You've been to the VFW in Pierre,

[45:14]South Dakota?

[45:15]Have you ever been to a bad VFW?

[45:16]Here's my question.

[45:16]Have you ever been to a bad VFW?

[45:18]Right off 212 on the corner of 6th and 8th.

[45:20]They have it for right.

[45:21]VFW's are always fun.

[45:22]Cheap burgers,

[45:22]cheap beer.

[45:24]It might surprise you.

[45:24]You know how you really get some respect at a VFW?

[45:26]Stealing valor?

[45:28]You walk in there

[45:30]or

[45:31]have somebody wheel you in

[45:33]in your full navy whites.

[45:35]Have somebody wheel you in there?

[45:38]I don't know.

[45:39]Hey,

[45:39]if you're going to steal valor,

[45:40]steal all the valor.

[45:41]You know what I mean?

[45:42]Just get it.

[45:44]There's a loud noise.

[45:46]You stand up.

[45:46]I want to remind you guys that this is Rob's rolling going.

[45:49]Rob took his rolling going

[45:50]to grill Russell about a birthday,

[45:52]Heather's birthday.

[45:53]No,

[45:54]I'm just wondering

[45:54]because I never think in time.

[45:57]Like I have a list of gifts for people.

[45:59]That's how I keep track of what I'm going to get them

[46:01]for like Christmas

[46:01]because otherwise,

[46:02]if I think about it like before the birthday,

[46:04]before Christmas,

[46:05]I'm never going to remember.

[46:05]So I'm just wondering,

[46:06]what do you do, Aaron?

[46:07]Do you keep track of birthday stuff somehow?

[46:09]Like ideas for gifts

[46:11]or are you just in my head?

[46:12]But I should,

[46:13]I should write it down like you do.

[46:14]No,

[46:14]I never end up doing it as early as I want to,

[46:17]but I do.

[46:18]Okay.

[46:18]Eventually,

[46:18]but yeah,

[46:20]Aaron's wife is like,

[46:21]why do I have so many

[46:22]homemade coupons for stuff?

[46:23]Samurai swimming lessons.

[46:25]This doesn't make any sense.

[46:26]I don't want these.

[46:28]He gives them to me every year.

[46:29]I hate this.

[46:30]I believe,

[46:31]I believe at one point

[46:32]for a birthday gift in the past,

[46:34]I did get Alanis Morissette tickets.

[46:36]We've talked about whether concert tickets

[46:38]are a good gift or not,

[46:40]but I thought that was Christmas present.

[46:41]Wasn't that a Christmas present?

[46:43]Matt,

[46:43]that was,

[46:44]those were tickets I chose not to get

[46:46]for the boss or the chili peppers

[46:47]because they were too expensive.

[46:48]And by the way,

[46:50]it was a good decision.

[46:51]Star Tribune had an article saying,

[46:53]the red hot chili peppers sucked

[46:55]in US Bank Stadium

[46:57]because the acoustics are terrible there.

[46:59]Good decision.

[47:01]Ice cold.

[47:02]Check and check.

[47:03]Yep.

[47:03]The reporter is like,

[47:04]I saved some money.

[47:05]I got second level seats.

[47:06]Don't do it.

[47:07]You should sit on the side

[47:08]by the speakers or whatever.

[47:09]Listen,

[47:10]let's get into the album.

[47:13]Hey,

[47:13]we're talking music.

[47:14]Thank God.

[47:15]Some nice guitar work on this one.

[47:17]Wrong one.

[47:17]It might not be

[47:19]John Frusciante level,

[47:20]but it's good.

[47:20]Chili pepper is guitar.

[47:23]His favorite part of the show.

[47:25]I knew you were talking about.

[47:26]I was back.

[47:27]You mean Dave Navarro?

[47:29]He's gone for a while, right?

[47:30]No, who was the,

[47:31]didn't they have another guitarist for a while?

[47:34]Yeah, they did have Dave Navarro.

[47:35]You're right.

[47:36]Yes.

[47:36]Red Hot Minute.

[47:39]I had that album.

[47:40]All right,

[47:42]let's get into it.

[47:43]We are.

[47:43]Dave Navarro was always a weird dude.

[47:45]Like he was always on like MTV

[47:46]because like I think he was married

[47:48]to Carmen Electra.

[47:49]Yeah.

[47:49]And he was part of these bands

[47:51]that I don't think the bands

[47:52]were all that famous.

[47:53]Like if he was more famous

[47:54]for being with Carmen Electra

[47:56]than he was a guitar player, right?

[47:58]He did also host a tattoo reality show

[48:00]that was like,

[48:01]it was like top chef for tattoo artists,

[48:03]which was a terrible show,

[48:04]but I watched a lot.

[48:05]Guys,

[48:05]this is the guitarist for Jane's Addiction.

[48:07]Let's not talk slander here.

[48:08]I mean,

[48:09]we cannot mess around.

[48:10]Dave Navarro is a good guitarist.

[48:12]And they,

[48:13]they just opened up.

[48:14]Jane's Addiction just opened up

[48:16]for Smashing Pumpkins last,

[48:17]their last tour.

[48:18]Dave Navarro wasn't with the band,

[48:20]which is too bad,

[48:20]but Jane's Addiction,

[48:22]they,

[48:23]well,

[48:24]they're awesome.

[48:25]Oh no.

[48:25]Yeah.

[48:26]It's,

[48:26]I mean,

[48:26]yeah,

[48:27]they're,

[48:27]they're phenomenal.

[48:28]And probably a lot of the pixies

[48:30]coming into their stuff.

[48:31]So yeah,

[48:32]Dave Navarro,

[48:32]rock,

[48:34]rock guitar legend.

[48:36]And most podcast hosts

[48:38]would take that segue

[48:39]and effortlessly

[48:41]with no problem whatsoever,

[48:43]just start talking about the album,

[48:44]smooth,

[48:45]knowing that we were staying up late,

[48:46]knowing that we don't want to waste time.

[48:47]However,

[48:48]I'm going to go back and just say,

[48:49]if I told you Dave Navarro

[48:50]got into a cocoon

[48:51]and came out,

[48:53]and it was Guy Fieri,

[48:54]you would kind of maybe think

[48:57]that's a possibility,

[48:57]right?

[48:58]They're kind of similar vibes.

[49:01]Don't you think?

[49:02]Like Dave,

[49:02]like Guy Fieri is a similar vibe

[49:04]to Dave Navarro.

[49:04]Am I right?

[49:05]They both have kind of,

[49:06]you think of like flame shirts?

[49:07]No.

[49:09]Are you,

[49:10]are you,

[49:11]are you,

[49:11]are you sure you know

[49:12]who you're talking about?

[49:12]This is probably when I,

[49:14]you should probably Google

[49:15]Dave Navarro really quick.

[49:16]This is like when I used to get

[49:17]the baseball players,

[49:18]Troy O'Leary and Rusty Greer confused.

[49:20]Oh my God.

[49:23]Is this that bad?

[49:24]Very similar vibes.

[49:25]There's Dave Navarro.

[49:26]Okay.

[49:27]Now let's look.

[49:28]Guy Fieri.

[49:29]Huh?

[49:31]Visual joke.

[49:32]Huh?

[49:33]What the fuck?

[49:33]Go back and forth?

[49:34]Yeah,

[49:35]they're kind of close.

[49:36]Okay.

[49:37]Now,

[49:38]what if I told you that

[49:39]Dave Navarro actually was

[49:40]Jessica 1.0?

[49:41]Now,

[49:42]give me a second to Google this again.

[49:43]Don't do that.

[49:44]All right.

[49:44]I'll pull that up again.

[49:45]It's in your bookmarks.

[49:46]You're all right.

[49:47]Let's talk about the Pixies.

[49:48]Don't need to Google it.

[49:48]a great host would also,

[49:50]the great host would also

[49:51]edit the episode

[49:52]and make himself actually look

[49:53]funny and take some of that

[49:54]stuff out.

[49:55]Now,

[49:55]we are talking about

[49:58]Doolittle by the Pixies.

[50:00]I,

[50:00]I got to start by saying,

[50:01]do you guys,

[50:02]what do you guys think of the

[50:03]Pixies?

[50:03]To me,

[50:04]the Pixies were always the band.

[50:05]I don't know anything about them.

[50:06]Never listened to them,

[50:07]but they're always the band

[50:08]that when people said they

[50:09]liked them,

[50:09]I thought this person knows

[50:11]music.

[50:11]They are smart.

[50:12]Thoughts?

[50:13]I don't know the Pixies.

[50:14]I don't know Pixies at all.

[50:16]I bought their album

[50:18]Surfer Rosa because I had

[50:19]There Is My Mind on it

[50:20]because I heard that in

[50:21]Fight Club.

[50:22]You should play that real

[50:23]quick, Rob.

[50:23]Just while we're talking

[50:24]about it.

[50:24]Or Where Is My Mind.

[50:25]Yeah,

[50:26]that's,

[50:26]that's the thing.

[50:27]That's probably the only

[50:29]like real hits that they've

[50:32]got.

[50:32]But,

[50:33]you know,

[50:34]I,

[50:34]doing a lot of the reading

[50:36]of the background,

[50:36]you know,

[50:37]you always heard about

[50:37]Pavement and Pixies and

[50:39]some of these other bands.

[50:40]Talking Heads was in there

[50:41]and The Who and Who the,

[50:43]you know,

[50:44]Nirvana's and

[50:46]Red Hot Chili Peppers

[50:48]and Pearl Jams and

[50:50]Sound Gardens of the World,

[50:51]Smashing Pumpkins,

[50:51]all,

[50:52]they were,

[50:53]that's who they listened to

[50:54]while they were kind of

[50:55]coming up.

[50:56]And so,

[50:56]I knew the Pixies listened

[50:57]to them a little bit only

[50:58]because they essentially

[50:59]were like grunge before

[51:01]grunge was grunge.

[51:02]That make an alternative

[51:03]rock.

[51:04]Favorite band,

[51:04]favorite band kind of a deal.

[51:05]Yeah,

[51:06]that kind of a thing.

[51:07]So,

[51:07]that's the only reason I

[51:08]listened to them a little bit.

[51:09]Another band people link

[51:10]to the Pixies a lot is

[51:11]Nirvana.

[51:11]And a big part of it is

[51:12]the silent to loud dynamic

[51:14]we're going to hear

[51:15]throughout this album

[51:15]where they really play

[51:17]with that,

[51:17]that noise.

[51:18]Yep.

[51:19]Aaron?

[51:20]Matt said Nirvana.

[51:22]Ah,

[51:23]I was looking at the video.

[51:24]I was trying to do fading.

[51:25]I'm sorry, Aaron.

[51:25]I'm trying to produce the show.

[51:27]Okay,

[51:28]do you think he produced

[51:28]the show?

[51:29]Do you think producing the show

[51:32]is just trying to find emojis

[51:33]that would go on this sound clip?

[51:34]Matt,

[51:35]are you noticing how

[51:36]people take feedback?

[51:36]This is why I don't tell

[51:38]the bartender about

[51:39]his press merch.

[51:40]He'd be like,

[51:42]I'm sorry, Russ.

[51:43]I'm trying to serve drinks.

[51:44]Yeah.

[51:45]By the way,

[51:46]earlier,

[51:46]I cut off the song

[51:47]God Save the Queen.

[51:48]I will never do that again.

[51:49]I'm going to vow to you right now.

[51:50]We will always listen to that song

[51:51]all the way through

[51:52]when talking about America.

[51:54]So this band was formed

[51:55]by the guitarist

[51:56]Joey Santiago

[51:56]and the songwriter

[51:57]Black Francis,

[51:58]and they met in Boston

[51:59]at Massachusetts Amherst.

[52:00]They then put an ad

[52:02]in the paper and said,

[52:03]listen,

[52:03]we're looking for a bass player

[52:04]who has to like

[52:05]Peter, Paul, Mary

[52:06]and Husker Du.

[52:07]And a woman showed up.

[52:09]You know where Husker Du is from?

[52:11]That's the Minneapolis connection.

[52:12]There we go.

[52:12]Yeah.

[52:13]I've always thought

[52:14]of Pixies

[52:15]as Minneapolis-ly creative.

[52:17]The bass player,

[52:18]the one person

[52:19]showed up to that,

[52:20]one person showed up

[52:21]to that ad

[52:21]without a bass.

[52:23]Because they did not

[52:24]play the bass

[52:25]and has never played the bass,

[52:26]but they liked the guy's song.

[52:27]So they said,

[52:27]sure, you're in the band.

[52:28]This person,

[52:29]the bass player

[52:30]invited her sister,

[52:31]Kim Deal,

[52:32]invited her sister

[52:33]who was a drummer,

[52:35]but she didn't,

[52:36]she only liked Kim's songs

[52:37]and not the Pixies songs

[52:38]or not Pixies songs.

[52:39]And then she became

[52:40]the drummer of the Breeders.

[52:42]So the bass player

[52:43]of this band

[52:44]and the drummer

[52:44]of the Breeders

[52:45]are sisters,

[52:45]which is a great fact.

[52:46]Okay, you can use that

[52:47]on a first date if you want.

[52:48]The last song fact

[52:50]I used on my date

[52:51]was the one

[52:52]about the kids

[52:53]from Who's the Boss

[52:54]was the guy

[52:55]who played the flute

[52:56]in The Chronic.

[52:57]Is that true?

[53:00]It did not work.

[53:02]Yeah.

[53:02]Hell yeah.

[53:03]You know what, Russell?

[53:04]She must not have been

[53:05]a sapiosexual enough.

[53:06]Rob, that was my test.

[53:09]If a sapiosexual

[53:10]heard you say that,

[53:11]she would say,

[53:12]we're dining,

[53:13]dashing,

[53:14]and dicking

[53:14]out in your car

[53:15]because you just

[53:16]turned me on with that fact.

[53:17]That's Guy Fieri's

[53:20]HBO real sex show.

[53:23]Dining, dashing,

[53:24]and dicking.

[53:24]Hey, here, folks.

[53:26]We're at this restaurant.

[53:27]We're going to dine.

[53:28]Uh-oh.

[53:28]Your guy, Guy,

[53:29]forgot his wallet.

[53:30]Okay, we're going to

[53:32]head out to the car

[53:33]where Jessica 1.0

[53:34]is waiting in the back seat

[53:35]where I can hop in.

[53:36]Give her a quick deep dicking.

[53:38]Now, you know,

[53:39]now, I don't,

[53:40]and I know you guys

[53:41]are annoyed with me.

[53:42]I know that.

[53:43]But really,

[53:45]that's what Hulk Hogan did.

[53:46]He dined,

[53:48]dashed over

[53:49]to his friend's place

[53:50]to deep dick his wife.

[53:52]Oh, bro.

[53:53]You don't know why it happened?

[53:54]Come try my kicking

[53:55]Bronco sauce, brother.

[53:56]Rob, the reason it happened,

[53:59]the guy said,

[53:59]the love sponge said,

[54:01]the Hulkster had been

[54:02]feeling down recently

[54:03]and he didn't want Hulk

[54:05]to feel bad,

[54:06]so he asked his wife

[54:07]to deep dick.

[54:09]So he knew about it.

[54:12]Tell you what, brother.

[54:13]Somebody hasn't been

[54:15]taking their vitamins.

[54:16]I feel bad right now.

[54:17]All those Hulkamaniacs

[54:18]out there,

[54:19]I'm not feeling good.

[54:20]Hey, Hulkster.

[54:23]I've always wanted to see

[54:24]my wife fuck a hot dog

[54:25]with hair stapled to it,

[54:26]but you'll do.

[54:27]Do you want to deep dick

[54:28]my wife?

[54:28]Hey, I wonder what it would

[54:32]look like if a mahogany mop

[54:34]or mahogany corn broom

[54:36]with the finest baby doll hair.

[54:38]I mean, you want to talk

[54:39]about somebody who looks

[54:39]like a sex doll.

[54:40]Hulk Hogan looks

[54:42]like a sex doll.

[54:42]You're telling me

[54:43]he doesn't have doll hair?

[54:44]His hair is so fine.

[54:46]No one's telling you

[54:47]anything about Hulk Hogan.

[54:48]His hair is light as air.

[54:49]You're the only one

[54:50]telling anyone about Hulk Hogan.

[54:51]Rob, if you can get

[54:53]a Hulk Hogan sex doll,

[54:54]do you think it'd weigh

[54:54]a legit 303 pounds

[54:56]or would it be heavier?

[54:57]You think?

[54:58]We're going to have

[54:58]24-inch pythons.

[54:59]You go really quick.

[54:59]See if you can get one.

[55:01]See if you can get one.

[55:02]I never.

[55:02]Oh, I'm sorry.

[55:03]I thought I was a sapiosexual.

[55:04]I inserted a fleshlight

[55:07]into that wrestling

[55:08]backyard slamming doll

[55:09]or whatever.

[55:10]Now I can fuck Hulk Hogan,

[55:11]brother.

[55:12]The shoe's on the other foot,

[55:13]brother.

[55:14]Now I'm deep dicking you.

[55:16]So anyways, go back.

[55:19]Now try to follow that joke

[55:20]because it was a lot.

[55:21]There was a lot there

[55:21]and it all started

[55:22]with Dave Navarro.

[55:23]So very smart stuff.

[55:24]So now this is the album

[55:26]where their second album

[55:26]signed with Elektra.

[55:27]Surfer Rosa had gone

[55:28]kind of big in the UK,

[55:30]but this one was huge.

[55:31]It got all the way up

[55:32]to eight in the UK,

[55:33]only 98 in the US.

[55:35]And let's get into

[55:37]a do-little DeBaser.

[55:40]DeBaser!

[55:42]That's like

[55:43]Family Man Barrett.

[55:44]He was DeBaser.

[55:45]All right, I get it.

[55:48]Thank you.

[55:48]Woo!

[55:49]So this song is about

[55:52]the short film

[55:53]Un Chien Andalou,

[55:54]DeBaser.

[55:54]No, that's the next sentence.

[55:57]This is about the short film

[55:58]Un Chien Andalou.

[55:59]DeBaser features many

[56:01]of their signature motifs.

[56:03]But do you know what

[56:04]that movie was about?

[56:05]That French movie?

[56:06]That's the one where famously

[56:08]they had a razor blade

[56:09]on an eye

[56:10]and it was making you think

[56:11]about like, what is film?

[56:12]Yes.

[56:13]So this album starts with

[56:15]a song basically

[56:17]about cutting your eye.

[56:17]And then guess what

[56:18]the last song of the album

[56:19]is, Aaron?

[56:19]Gouge Away.

[56:20]It's also about eye trauma.

[56:22]This album is my

[56:24]number two fear of all time,

[56:25]which is, of course,

[56:26]getting my eyes hurt.

[56:27]I think about it

[56:27]every time I blow up a balloon.

[56:29]I blow up a balloon.

[56:31]It pops.

[56:32]I have a patch.

[56:33]People ask me,

[56:34]why do you wear a patch

[56:35]for the rest of your life?

[56:35]And what do I have to say?

[56:36]From blowing up a balloon?

[56:38]Terrifying.

[56:40]Yeah, definitely.

[56:41]Did I tell you I thought

[56:42]I had an eye injury

[56:44]from my inflatables

[56:46]out in the front yard?

[56:48]Oh.

[56:48]Wait.

[56:49]Wait.

[56:50]You've been keeping

[56:50]a lot of good stuff.

[56:51]Man, what the fuck?

[56:52]You had an eye injury

[56:54]from your inflatables?

[56:54]Dumb ass me.

[56:57]And now it freaks me out

[56:59]every time I do it.

[56:59]So this is this year.

[57:00]So I'm trying,

[57:01]it snowed.

[57:03]I'm trying to get

[57:04]all the inflatables

[57:04]out of the yard.

[57:05]And so I'm trying to pull

[57:06]all of the stakes up, right,

[57:08]that I can.

[57:08]So, of course,

[57:09]I did the thing

[57:10]where you lean over

[57:11]and I'm pulling up

[57:13]as it goes

[57:13]and the thing comes

[57:14]out of the ground,

[57:15]hits me right square,

[57:16]like right above,

[57:18]like the top of my eye,

[57:19]inside the socket.

[57:21]And I thought I,

[57:22]you know,

[57:22]there was a legit hour

[57:24]where I thought

[57:24]I was going to be blind

[57:25]because of an inflatable,

[57:27]Christmas inflatable stake.

[57:29]But I'll tell you what, man.

[57:30]If you're going to go blind

[57:32]by anything,

[57:32]to go blind

[57:34]by a yard inflatable,

[57:36]I'll tell you what,

[57:38]that's fucking America, man.

[57:39]I have your fear.

[57:42]That is suburban dad power right there.

[57:45]I mean, that,

[57:45]people in the neighborhood

[57:47]would talk about that forever.

[57:48]Right.

[57:48]Bury me with my new

[57:50]extension cords I just bought.

[57:51]They're so nice.

[57:52]And my one to three extenders.

[57:55]Oh my God,

[57:55]you got one to three extenders?

[57:56]You're giving me a one to three extender.

[57:58]You got your one prong

[57:59]and then you got your three,

[58:00]so you got your three

[58:01]that it's got to come into, right?

[58:02]You know, Matt,

[58:04]tell me how you wrap your hose

[58:05]on the side of your house.

[58:06]I got to know.

[58:07]Rob, if you,

[58:10]if you pass away,

[58:11]would you get a funeral plot

[58:13]with your,

[58:13]your inflatable wife?

[58:15]Would she have like a plot

[58:17]next to you or no?

[58:17]First of all,

[58:17]I want to,

[58:18]I want to point out

[58:19]in the sex doll community,

[58:21]saying she's inflatable

[58:22]is actually not true.

[58:22]It's actually super insulting.

[58:23]These are anywhere from 90

[58:25]to 120 pound dolls.

[58:26]Okay?

[58:27]So they are not inflatables.

[58:29]They're actually quite heavy.

[58:30]Sorry, Aaron.

[58:31]I didn't mean to put the quarterback

[58:32]in the machine.

[58:33]You can't take it out

[58:36]once it's in.

[58:36]I'm sorry.

[58:37]I can't help it.

[58:38]You think I would have

[58:40]a burial plot next

[58:41]for Jessica 1.0?

[58:42]I'd probably sell her

[58:45]on Facebook marketplace.

[58:46]All right, tame.

[58:52]You guys don't like that joke.

[58:53]I don't get it.

[58:54]I'm listening to the music.

[58:55]I'm enjoying Kim Dill's bass work.

[58:58]So unlike most pop songs,

[59:00]which are 16 beats,

[59:02]this is just a three bar progression,

[59:04]which kind of throws you off

[59:05]a little bit.

[59:05]Hey, I can hear that.

[59:10]This is the song

[59:13]that reminded me of

[59:14]J. Roddy Walsh.

[59:16]For sure.

[59:16]Yeah.

[59:17]He said he wrote the song

[59:19]about college girls in town

[59:21]that he thought were obnoxious.

[59:22]And I got to hear it.

[59:22]I got to tell you guys,

[59:23]I met some teens

[59:24]who were big guys,

[59:25]curly hair,

[59:26]boisterous and loud.

[59:26]And they were so fucking annoying.

[59:29]I could not stand them.

[59:30]I was like,

[59:30]this is terrible.

[59:31]This is the worst.

[59:32]Okay.

[59:33]What are those things that,

[59:35]so Rob saw those guys.

[59:36]You have things mad or Aaron,

[59:38]when you see someone,

[59:39]you're like,

[59:39]oh, this is me.

[59:40]And now I don't like it.

[59:41]It's like for me,

[59:42]if I see annoying people

[59:43]at a blackjack table,

[59:44]I'm like, oh, fuck.

[59:45]I'm the annoying guy

[59:46]at a blackjack table.

[59:47]Like that's the one

[59:48]where I look in the mirror

[59:49]and I'm like,

[59:49]I'm that fucking guy.

[59:50]I don't agree.

[59:51]And I don't like it.

[59:52]But do you guys ever see someone

[59:53]and you're like,

[59:54]man, I don't like that.

[59:55]And it's something I do.

[59:56]Well, I,

[59:58]well, I use,

[59:59]I used to be that guy

[60:00]who would like wear

[60:01]like the baseball like shoes

[60:03]and like wear the hat

[60:05]and the glasses

[60:05]and just be like the baseball guy.

[60:07]Like, you know,

[60:07]walking around in high school,

[60:09]high school kind of a thing.

[60:10]Like now I see that guy.

[60:11]I'm like, you know what?

[60:12]You know, sports really

[60:14]just figure out,

[60:16]have fun doing something else.

[60:17]Right?

[60:17]Like I was so into baseball

[60:20]and then basketball

[60:21]and football

[60:21]and I wish,

[60:23]I just wish

[60:24]I would have done something

[60:25]like with a guitar

[60:26]or drums or something,

[60:27]something else.

[60:28]You know what I mean?

[60:29]And so I was so one dimensional

[60:30]that I just want to tell

[60:32]some of those guys that,

[60:33]but that's one thing

[60:34]I thought of right away.

[60:35]I'm going to go back in time

[60:36]real quick

[60:37]and we're going to see Matt

[60:37]in high school.

[60:38]Okay, real quick.

[60:39]Hey, hey, Mrs. Smith.

[60:43]I'm done with my Richfield,

[60:45]my Richfield geography test.

[60:47]Could I read my East Bay catalog?

[60:51]Not far off.

[60:53]This is need or lucky.

[60:54]Yeah, need or lucky practice.

[60:56]You know, I can't remember the names

[60:57]or anything you guys say.

[60:59]All right.

[61:00]This song is need or lucky on Tuesday.

[61:01]Wave of mutilation.

[61:02]Wave.

[61:04]Some people think this song's

[61:07]a lot like the song

[61:08]of Sea of Love.

[61:09]It's got the same chord progression.

[61:10]I just hear like 90s alt pop.

[61:14]I don't know what you'd call this,

[61:15]but like to me,

[61:17]a lot of these songs

[61:18]could be like an American Pie movie

[61:19]or something like that.

[61:21]Yes, every one of them

[61:22]sounds like it could be

[61:22]over the opening credits

[61:23]of a Freddie Prinze Jr. movie.

[61:25]Yes.

[61:26]There were some songs

[61:27]that made me want to skip.

[61:29]Now, this is a 38-minute album.

[61:30]It's like 18 songs.

[61:32]The songs are incredibly short.

[61:33]There were a few where I was like,

[61:35]I cannot hear him scream anymore.

[61:36]I can't fucking take it.

[61:37]There was a point

[61:38]I was listening to it earlier too, Rob,

[61:40]and I was trying to read something

[61:41]while it was about song eight

[61:43]or whatever.

[61:43]I'm like, I'd rather just sit here

[61:45]in silence and I had to turn it off.

[61:46]I'm not saying it's not good

[61:47]and I didn't enjoy it,

[61:48]but there was,

[61:49]it drained me a bit.

[61:50]But then I hear it.

[61:51]I hear these songs

[61:51]like Wave of Mutilation

[61:52]and they're so good.

[61:54]They're so catchy.

[61:55]I'm like, I totally get it.

[61:56]This is great.

[61:56]A lot of these songs

[61:57]actually gave me anxiety.

[61:58]I was listening to them

[62:00]in my headphones

[62:00]and it kind of freaked me out.

[62:01]I Bleed.

[62:03]This was the one

[62:06]that reminded me of Nirvana the most.

[62:08]Yeah.

[62:09]This is a lot about,

[62:13]the singer had studied

[62:15]a little bit of archaeology

[62:16]in Arizona.

[62:17]So they think this song,

[62:18]or he said this song

[62:19]is about the cave

[62:21]dwelling and the Pueblo

[62:22]cave dwellings

[62:22]where you can go in

[62:23]and see like this whole city

[62:24]and handprints on the wall

[62:25]and everything.

[62:26]It's pretty cool.

[62:27]I've been there.

[62:27]I've seen that.

[62:28]Smart stuff.

[62:30]I just want to bring up

[62:31]quickly that the,

[62:32]you know,

[62:33]this came out in 1989,

[62:34]right?

[62:35]It was written in 1988.

[62:36]The,

[62:38]some of the top albums

[62:40]according to Wikipedia's

[62:42]list here from 1989.

[62:46]Okay.

[62:46]Don't be cruel by Bobby Brown.

[62:49]Appetite for Destruction.

[62:50]Oh.

[62:51]Destruction came out in 1989.

[62:52]It was the number one album

[62:54]for a little while.

[62:54]That blows my mind.

[62:55]Like a Prayer by Madonna.

[62:58]I'm trying to think of some

[62:59]of the hair metal ones that come,

[63:00]Dr. Feel Good by Motley Crue

[63:02]came out and was like,

[63:03]you know,

[63:03]so they are squarely in the,

[63:06]called the end of the hair metal,

[63:09]you know,

[63:09]kind of into the,

[63:10]well,

[63:11]Guns N' Roses and hair metal.

[63:12]Is it Russell?

[63:13]You don't really call that hair.

[63:14]Do you?

[63:15]I think so.

[63:16]Yes,

[63:16]I definitely think so.

[63:17]I think they're on the tail end

[63:18]of that right there.

[63:19]Yeah.

[63:20]And so,

[63:22]you know,

[63:23]so those are what this is going up again.

[63:25]I mean,

[63:25]this is completely alternative rock

[63:27]compared to,

[63:28]you know,

[63:29]what was the mainstream rock at the time.

[63:31]That's such a good comparison.

[63:32]That's such a good comparison,

[63:33]man,

[63:33]to see what else is playing.

[63:34]120 minutes.

[63:34]Also,

[63:35]Truth and Soul by Fishbone

[63:37]came out around the same time.

[63:38]It's a great album.

[63:39]Man,

[63:40]ignore what Aaron just said.

[63:41]Listen,

[63:41]don't listen to him.

[63:41]That was brilliant, Aaron.

[63:42]Listen to Fishbone.

[63:43]Girl,

[63:44]you know it's true by Milli Vanilli

[63:45]also came out.

[63:46]I mean,

[63:46]that sums it up right there,

[63:48]right?

[63:48]You're listening to Milli Vanilli

[63:49]or Bobby Brown,

[63:50]or Guns N' Roses,

[63:51]or this.

[63:53]Locked After Dark

[63:54]by Tone Loke.

[63:56]Locked After Dark

[63:57]by Tone Loke.

[63:57]Hey,

[63:58]this is me,

[63:58]Tone Loke.

[63:59]I'm going to be in a bunch of movies,

[64:00]including Pet Detective.

[64:01]It's very distracting

[64:03]when I'm in there

[64:04]because all you can think of

[64:04]is that's Tone Loke.

[64:05]Here Comes Your Man.

[64:07]This sounds like a song.

[64:10]This is the first single

[64:12]off the album,

[64:13]I believe.

[64:13]Sounds like it's in that

[64:15]Tom Hanks movie.

[64:15]It's so pleasant,

[64:16]right?

[64:16]It's like,

[64:17]it's wonderful.

[64:18]It sounded like a Beatles opening

[64:20]with the,

[64:20]the guitar strum

[64:21]that it feels like

[64:22]a Roy Orbison song.

[64:23]Right.

[64:23]Or like the band

[64:24]from That Thing You Do.

[64:25]Yes.

[64:26]This is great.

[64:29]I love this.

[64:30]Definitely.

[64:31]So this,

[64:32]this reminds me

[64:33]of Smashing Pumpkins

[64:34]and Pearl Jam

[64:35]and not so much Nirvana,

[64:36]but like all of those,

[64:38]both those bands

[64:39]have these really hard

[64:40]rock songs

[64:40]and then they just go

[64:41]completely like off

[64:43]the script

[64:43]and do something

[64:44]very poppy

[64:45]and,

[64:45]you know,

[64:46]light.

[64:47]And so,

[64:47]I don't know,

[64:48]that's where I think

[64:49]they have some influence.

[64:50]They allowed,

[64:51]if I'm allowed

[64:54]to say that,

[64:54]they allowed them

[64:55]to not just be like

[64:56]one genre of a band.

[64:58]You know,

[64:58]you can,

[64:58]you can spread your wings

[65:00]and do different kinds

[65:01]of music.

[65:01]You know who I think

[65:02]listened to that song

[65:03]is Liz Phair.

[65:04]That sounds a lot

[65:05]like Liz Phair to me.

[65:06]Big time.

[65:06]Well,

[65:07]I forgot about Liz Phair.

[65:07]We didn't listen,

[65:08]geez,

[65:08]that was a long time ago.

[65:09]People online did also say

[65:10]that this is the most

[65:11]accessible Pixies album.

[65:13]So I don't know,

[65:14]like from here,

[65:14]if it gets,

[65:15]if it's more of the yelling

[65:17]and screaming or what.

[65:18]Or accessible song.

[65:19]Did they say that was

[65:20]the most successful?

[65:20]I think so.

[65:21]I mean,

[65:21]that's like pure pop

[65:23]right there.

[65:23]Dead.

[65:24]You know who else's

[65:24]favorite song was

[65:25]Here Comes Your Man?

[65:26]Who's that?

[65:26]Rob Sextal Wife.

[65:28]Here Comes Your Man.

[65:29]I turned down the music

[65:32]to hear the joke

[65:33]Rob Sextal Wife.

[65:34]The only thing I'll say

[65:37]is that the

[65:38]Here Comes Your Man,

[65:39]they called it the,

[65:40]the group called it

[65:41]their Tom Petty song,

[65:42]which makes complete sense.

[65:44]Oh, I like that.

[65:44]That's nice.

[65:45]This is one where.

[65:47]Now it's cool again.

[65:49]Dang it.

[65:49]It kind of,

[65:50]it kind of gets back

[65:51]in the groove there,

[65:51]but I can't,

[65:53]some of these songs,

[65:54]like I gotta be careful

[65:56]because I'm not trying

[65:56]to be critical,

[65:57]but it just sounds

[65:57]like noise to me.

[65:58]It's not pleasant

[65:59]or enjoyable to me.

[66:00]And those songs

[66:02]kind of throw

[66:03]the whole album off.

[66:04]The clip Rob was playing,

[66:05]it's like,

[66:05]it's hard for me

[66:07]to get through that song.

[66:08]Russ,

[66:09]what if I tell you

[66:10]that song is about

[66:11]the famous biblical story

[66:12]about David

[66:13]and the seduction

[66:14]of Bethesda?

[66:15]Bath Sheba?

[66:20]You're so smart.

[66:21]Damn.

[66:22]Damn.

[66:24]I'm attracted to you.

[66:27]Hey, listen,

[66:28]I don't have much money,

[66:29]but we should go eat

[66:29]and then I got a good idea

[66:30]for later.

[66:31]All right.

[66:32]Monkey Gone to Heaven.

[66:34]It's an environmental song.

[66:35]I had an embarrassing moment,

[66:38]though.

[66:38]I talk like I know

[66:40]a lot about music.

[66:41]I went to the A's opener.

[66:43]I had a wine

[66:46]that was called

[66:47]Monkey Gone to Heaven.

[66:49]The name of the wine

[66:49]was Monkey Gone to Heaven.

[66:50]I was like,

[66:51]here's a fun name of a wine.

[66:52]It's like a little

[66:52]Gamma A slammer.

[66:54]And this friend of mine

[66:55]was like,

[66:55]oh, don't you know that song?

[66:57]I was like,

[66:57]no, I don't know

[66:58]what you're talking about.

[66:58]And this was before

[66:59]I had heard,

[66:59]listened to this album

[67:00]and I totally

[67:01]looked like a poser

[67:03]because I didn't know

[67:04]the name of the song

[67:05]Monkey Gone to Heaven.

[67:06]Did he say he's catching up

[67:07]on the podcast

[67:08]when you mentioned later

[67:09]that you have a music podcast?

[67:10]No, he did not.

[67:12]Unfortunately, no.

[67:13]Mr. Greaves.

[67:20]This was a big old skip

[67:23]for me.

[67:24]That's some Scott.

[67:25]So this sounds,

[67:28]you know,

[67:29]you talked about

[67:30]in your opening

[67:30]that they were,

[67:31]you know,

[67:32]they all met at Amherst.

[67:33]This just sounds

[67:35]like a college song

[67:36]to me, right?

[67:37]Like they wrote in college

[67:38]kind of a thing.

[67:39]And so it got me thinking.

[67:41]Russ is like,

[67:41]no, it's the Limestones.

[67:42]That's a college song.

[67:43]It's the Limestones, yeah.

[67:44]So it got me thinking

[67:46]that they're,

[67:47]obviously a ton of bands

[67:49]got formed, right?

[67:50]In college

[67:51]and then people

[67:52]come together

[67:52]and form these bands.

[67:53]But I've had this

[67:55]for a long time.

[67:57]There's kind of like

[67:57]this little node

[67:59]up in the Northeast

[68:00]of a few different bands

[68:02]that were formed

[68:03]up in like

[68:04]white privilege colleges

[68:06]in the Northeast

[68:08]that have come out

[68:09]and done pretty well

[68:09]with themselves.

[68:10]So I thought we could

[68:10]potentially do a list

[68:12]about white privilege colleges

[68:14]and the bands

[68:15]that have come out of them.

[68:16]Oh, nice.

[68:17]Northeast.

[68:18]But only the,

[68:19]so you're not going to

[68:20]do COSA.

[68:21]So I'm not,

[68:23]I'm not going to do,

[68:24]I wanted to,

[68:25]I wanted to try to figure out

[68:26]how I could get

[68:27]Hootie and the Blowfish

[68:28]in there.

[68:28]Oh, nice.

[68:29]Just so we can hear more Hootie

[68:31]because, you know,

[68:32]Cracked Rearview Mirror,

[68:33]whatever,

[68:34]that's got to be number

[68:35]501 on the list

[68:36]because it's not on the

[68:37]top 100 list

[68:38]for some reason.

[68:39]Where did they go to college?

[68:40]Why didn't that work out?

[68:41]They went to South Carolina.

[68:44]Oh, doesn't work.

[68:45]Northeast.

[68:46]Yeah.

[68:46]Northeast.

[68:47]We should look at it.

[68:48]So first,

[68:49]first on

[68:50]the list,

[68:51]Steely Dan.

[68:52]And I,

[68:52]there's a couple of these

[68:54]that we've already heard,

[68:54]but the album,

[68:56]any of the albums that,

[68:57]any of the songs

[68:58]from the albums

[68:58]that we've had already,

[68:59]I did not take a song

[69:00]from there.

[69:01]So these are new to the,

[69:02]I got a little bit better

[69:04]with this one, Russell.

[69:04]I got some background

[69:05]and I tried to think

[69:06]about a little bit.

[69:07]So the first one I got

[69:08]is Reeling in the Years

[69:10]by Steely Dan.

[69:11]They went to Bard College.

[69:13]Asia was number 63

[69:17]on the list.

[69:17]This is on Can't Buy

[69:18]at a,

[69:20]Drill is 168.

[69:22]So we'll be coming up

[69:22]on this album here

[69:23]pretty soon.

[69:24]What college did they go to?

[69:25]They went to Bard College.

[69:27]So don't have a cow, man.

[69:29]Don't ever.

[69:30]They met 1967

[69:32]as Fagin passed by a cafe,

[69:36]the Red Balloon.

[69:37]He heard Becker

[69:37]practicing the electric guitar.

[69:39]In an interview,

[69:40]Fagin recounted

[69:41]the experience.

[69:42]I hear this guy practicing

[69:43]and it sounded very professional

[69:44]and contemporary.

[69:45]It sounded like,

[69:46]you know,

[69:46]like something

[69:48]I would really like.

[69:49]He introduced himself to Becker

[69:50]and I was like,

[69:50]do you want to be in a band?

[69:51]And that's how

[69:52]Steely Dan was formed.

[69:54]You know what's weird, man,

[69:54]is you know what

[69:55]their second question was?

[69:56]Hey, should we name the band

[69:58]after vibrators?

[69:59]After a vibrator

[70:00]in a book,

[70:01]some weird book?

[70:02]The guy was like,

[70:03]uh, yeah.

[70:03]Oh my God,

[70:04]that's our first,

[70:05]that's our album.

[70:05]I just wrote a profile

[70:07]in the LA Times

[70:08]by Jeff Weiss

[70:09]of underrated

[70:11]Compton rapper Sugar Free.

[70:12]And Sugar Free

[70:14]was talking about

[70:14]his musical education

[70:15]as a kid.

[70:15]And he was like,

[70:16]my dad always listened to music

[70:17]and it was all,

[70:17]like my dad would come home

[70:18]and play music from the car

[70:19]and it was,

[70:20]Al Green,

[70:21]Steely Dan,

[70:21]and Parliament Funkadelic.

[70:22]Those were the three things

[70:23]that crazy.

[70:24]I mean,

[70:25]what an education.

[70:26]All right,

[70:27]the next band,

[70:28]I can't stand.

[70:30]But,

[70:30]they're extremely popular.

[70:33]Everybody likes them.

[70:34]They're from the Northeast.

[70:35]So,

[70:36]Phish was formed

[70:37]at the University of Vermont.

[70:39]And I've got a couple

[70:39]clips here.

[70:40]And the first one

[70:42]is why I really

[70:43]dislike this band.

[70:43]Well, I've been rolling

[70:44]down the street

[70:45]smoking indoors,

[70:46]sipping on gin and juice.

[70:47]Legit,

[70:48]Russell,

[70:48]can I tell you something

[70:49]that's sick?

[70:49]Legit,

[70:50]that song comes on

[70:51]and Jenny goes,

[70:52]this is one of my favorite songs.

[70:54]And I was like,

[70:55]my world's,

[70:56]that's not Phish.

[70:57]I know,

[70:57]it's the Gorge.

[70:58]But that's the funny part.

[70:58]But the song comes on

[70:59]our Alexa now.

[71:00]It's on our favorite,

[71:01]and she goes,

[71:02]I love this song.

[71:03]And I was like,

[71:03]oh my God,

[71:03]my worlds are colliding.

[71:04]This is so strange.

[71:05]Winamp said it was Phish.

[71:07]I know,

[71:08]I thought it was Phish

[71:08]for the longest.

[71:09]I know.

[71:10]Play this.

[71:12]This is why I do not like

[71:13]just listen to this.

[71:14]Turn it up a little bit.

[71:20]It sounds a little bit like

[71:23]They Might Be Giants.

[71:23]I'm like,

[71:24]oh my God.

[71:25]It sounds very familiar.

[71:28]All right,

[71:28]so this is like one,

[71:29]this is,

[71:30]I took a live version

[71:31]of this song

[71:32]and I forget the name

[71:33]of the song.

[71:33]Reba,

[71:34]maybe,

[71:35]or something like that.

[71:35]And so,

[71:36]it ends up being

[71:37]like a 14-minute song.

[71:38]And this is their jam,

[71:39]the second part of it here.

[71:40]And you play the jam

[71:41]while I read

[71:42]what I wrote down

[71:42]about Phish.

[71:43]So,

[71:43]Phish was formed

[71:45]at the University of Vermont

[71:46]in 1983

[71:47]by guitarist Trey

[71:48]and Jeff.

[71:49]I'm not going to read

[71:50]their last names.

[71:50]And the bassist

[71:52]and the drummer,

[71:52]Anastasio and Phishman

[71:54]had met in October

[71:56]after Anastasio

[71:57]overheard Phishman

[71:57]playing drums

[71:58]in his dormitory room

[71:59]and asked him,

[72:00]hey,

[72:00]you want to be,

[72:01]you want to jam with me?

[72:02]So then Gordon met

[72:03]the trio shortly after

[72:05]having answered

[72:06]a want ad

[72:06]for a bass guitar

[72:08]that Anastasio

[72:09]had posted

[72:09]around the university.

[72:10]So literally,

[72:10]they just,

[72:11]four dudes

[72:13]hanging out

[72:13]at the University of Vermont.

[72:14]Now they're Phish

[72:15]and they're this worldwide

[72:16]Matt,

[72:17]how cool would it have been

[72:18]if you had played

[72:18]a little more guitar

[72:19]in high school?

[72:20]And you would have answered

[72:21]like an ad from Aaron

[72:22]saying he was starting

[72:23]a band

[72:24]and needed a guitar player.

[72:25]So how great.

[72:26]Would have been great.

[72:27]So you know,

[72:28]we've had this debate, right?

[72:29]Would you rather be

[72:30]a pro athlete

[72:30]or a professional,

[72:31]you know,

[72:32]like a successful musician?

[72:33]And I'm absolutely

[72:34]in the successful

[72:36]musician category now

[72:38]as opposed to being

[72:39]a professional athlete.

[72:40]Imagine you come

[72:41]into your dorm

[72:41]freshman year

[72:42]and there's a fucking

[72:43]drum set in there.

[72:44]Your roommate is playing

[72:45]the drums in a dorm room.

[72:47]Get me the fuck

[72:48]out of there.

[72:49]Could not take,

[72:49]I don't care

[72:50]if that guy's going

[72:50]to become the drummer

[72:51]and fish.

[72:51]Goodbye.

[72:52]Don't need it.

[72:52]And then you get moved,

[72:54]you get moved

[72:54]into another dorm room

[72:55]and your second roommate's

[72:56]got a ferret.

[72:57]Get me the fuck

[72:58]out of there too.

[72:59]All the way out.

[72:59]And you go to a third dorm room

[73:01]and it's Jessica 1.0

[73:02]with a Guy Fieri mask on.

[73:03]What?

[73:04]This is,

[73:06]this is the room for me.

[73:08]If I remember correctly,

[73:10]Aaron can fix me.

[73:11]Someone may have gotten

[73:12]a blow up doll

[73:13]from one of our friends

[73:13]for their 18th birthday.

[73:15]I think it was

[73:16]just a fleshlight,

[73:17]but maybe there was a full.

[73:18]Man, no, no.

[73:19]I think it was

[73:20]I think you're right.

[73:20]I think it might've been

[73:21]a full doll.

[73:21]No, I think you're right.

[73:22]I think it might've been

[73:23]a full doll.

[73:23]No, I think you're right.

[73:24]Yeah.

[73:24]But it was an inflatable,

[73:26]not a real one.

[73:27]I'm not sure whether

[73:28]it was ever used

[73:29]for its intended purpose.

[73:30]Inflatable doll's gift?

[73:31]Hilarious.

[73:32]Fleshlight is gift?

[73:34]Not hilarious.

[73:35]Very strange.

[73:36]Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

[73:39]Listen, you're not ha, ha

[73:40]when you're jacking off

[73:41]with that thing later.

[73:42]I'll tell you that.

[73:42]That orgasm is unironic.

[73:47]Unironical.

[73:50]Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

[73:51]Don't you think?

[73:51]Next, next band.

[73:54]This is the one

[73:55]that I thought of

[73:55]in particular.

[73:56]MGMT is one

[73:58]of my favorite bands.

[73:59]I saw them live

[74:00]at First Ave

[74:00]with Nick from Minneapolis.

[74:02]Had a great time.

[74:03]First Ave is such a good spot

[74:04]to see any band

[74:05]because there's enough people there

[74:07]to make it a crowd,

[74:07]but you can get close enough

[74:09]to like,

[74:09]feel like you're close

[74:10]to the band.

[74:11]So, MGMT,

[74:12]go ahead and hit play, Rob.

[74:14]Ben Goldwasser

[74:16]and Andrew Van Wygaard

[74:18]formed the band

[74:18]while attending

[74:19]Wesleyan's

[74:20]University

[74:20]during their freshman year.

[74:22]We weren't trying

[74:23]to start a band

[74:24]with Mark and Goldwasser.

[74:25]We were just hanging out

[74:27]and showing each other

[74:28]music that we liked.

[74:29]They named

[74:30]The Talking Heads,

[74:31]Orchestral Maneuvers

[74:33]in the Dark,

[74:33]OMB,

[74:34]whatever them,

[74:34]and those artists

[74:37]were definitely

[74:37]in their blood.

[74:38]They experimented

[74:38]with noise, rock,

[74:39]electronica before

[74:40]settling on

[74:42]with Spin Magazine

[74:44]called their current brand

[74:45]of shape-shifting

[74:46]psychedelic pop.

[74:47]So, great band.

[74:49]Did you know,

[74:49]listen to it?

[74:50]I listen to them all the time.

[74:50]Now, Matt,

[74:51]did you know that Aaron

[74:52]is going to join MGMT,

[74:53]but you know what

[74:54]it's called now?

[74:54]Middle MGMT.

[74:57]Middle MGMT.

[75:00]Very nice.

[75:01]Next group,

[75:02]Vampire Weekend.

[75:03]I did not know

[75:04]the history of these guys,

[75:06]but the band members

[75:07]met while enrolled

[75:08]at Columbia University,

[75:09]beginning with a rap

[75:10]collaboration between

[75:11]Koenig and Thompson

[75:12]named La Home Run.

[75:14]And La Home is probably

[75:16]some writer, isn't it,

[75:18]or something?

[75:18]So, let's give them

[75:20]a bunch of smart kids again.

[75:21]They bonded over

[75:22]shared love of punk music

[75:24]and African music,

[75:25]and I can't believe

[75:26]that Vampire Weekend,

[75:27]what we hear,

[75:28]came out of a rap group

[75:30]who liked punk rock

[75:31]and African music,

[75:32]but this little poppy,

[75:34]you know,

[75:35]group has put out

[75:36]some pretty good albums

[75:37]over the years,

[75:38]including their latest one.

[75:39]Remember,

[75:40]the Vampire Weekend,

[75:42]it was on one episode before,

[75:43]way back in our

[75:45]Abbey Road episode.

[75:46]Oh, wow.

[75:47]They were the number one song

[75:48]for the best song

[75:49]featuring a harpsichord.

[75:50]Jeez.

[75:51]My God.

[75:52]We did a harpsichord list

[75:56]and the number one

[75:57]was Vampire Weekend.

[75:59]I would have lost them.

[75:59]You want to hear the top five?

[76:00]Yes, please.

[76:01]It was Eminem,

[76:02]The Real Slim Shady,

[76:03]The Black Keys,

[76:05]Too Afraid to Love You,

[76:07]The Stranglers,

[76:09]Golden Brown,

[76:10]and The Doors,

[76:12]Love Me Two Times.

[76:13]Oh, my God.

[76:13]Such a,

[76:14]when I think of harpsichord,

[76:15]that's what I think of,

[76:16]for sure.

[76:17]That's it.

[76:17]Now, Matt,

[76:18]what was that last song called?

[76:20]Holiday?

[76:20]Holiday?

[76:22]I was wondering

[76:22]because they had a whole part.

[76:24]I'm going to edit this

[76:25]into the Madonna album as well.

[76:27]They had a whole part

[76:28]of the song

[76:28]about the macadamia nut cookies

[76:30]and the blue Gatorade.

[76:31]About how good it is there?

[76:32]Like, it's...

[76:34]What?

[76:34]At the holiday?

[76:35]Holiday.

[76:36]Or is that a quick trip?

[76:37]If I've been out of Minnesota

[76:38]too long, I'm mixed up.

[76:39]Still got a lot of holidays.

[76:41]You are correct, sir.

[76:43]They do it at a gas station

[76:44]with better...

[76:45]Rob, I did go into

[76:47]a holiday today.

[76:47]Yep.

[76:48]You're tempted

[76:49]by those rolling tornadoes,

[76:51]aren't you?

[76:51]Those meat tornado things

[76:52]they have?

[76:52]Two people in line.

[76:54]There's two checkout people.

[76:56]One person

[76:56]was in line

[76:58]buying lottery tickets,

[76:59]scratching at this thing.

[77:00]Yep.

[77:01]The other person

[77:02]was busy

[77:03]flipping through their phone

[77:04]for like five minutes

[77:05]trying to find their code

[77:08]for like their points.

[77:09]Oh.

[77:09]So they could get points

[77:10]for their...

[77:11]No.

[77:11]No.

[77:13]And Russell's there

[77:15]holding like

[77:15]the hottest mini pizza.

[77:17]He's like,

[77:18]oh, it's so hot.

[77:19]If I was holding

[77:19]a sex doll in there,

[77:21]I would have been

[77:21]the third most

[77:22]least annoying person

[77:23]in that building.

[77:24]What do you want,

[77:28]do you want the M&M cookies

[77:30]or the macadamia nut ones?

[77:32]All right.

[77:34]Last band.

[77:35]We've heard them before.

[77:36]So we've got

[77:38]Talking Heads.

[77:40]We heard

[77:41]Talking Heads

[77:42]Remain in the Light

[77:43]at number 39.

[77:45]This song

[77:46]called Take Me to the River.

[77:47]You guys have all

[77:48]probably heard it.

[77:49]It comes off

[77:49]the album

[77:50]More Songs

[77:51]About Buildings and Food,

[77:52]which is number 364

[77:54]on the list.

[77:54]We will hear this song again.

[77:56]In 1973,

[77:57]they were at

[77:58]the Rhode Island

[77:58]School of Design

[78:00]where David Byrne

[78:02]and Chris Franz

[78:03]formed a band,

[78:04]The Artistics.

[78:07]Fellow student

[78:08]Tina Weymouth,

[78:09]Fran's girlfriend,

[78:11]often provided

[78:12]transportation.

[78:13]The Artistics

[78:14]dissolved the following year

[78:16]and the three moved

[78:16]to New York,

[78:17]eventually sharing

[78:17]a communal loft.

[78:19]After the year,

[78:19]if they were unable

[78:19]to find a bassist,

[78:20]Weymouth took the role.

[78:22]Franz encouraged Weymouth

[78:24]to learn to play bass

[78:24]by listening to

[78:25]Suzy Quattro albums.

[78:27]Don't know Suzy Quattro.

[78:28]Have you ever heard

[78:28]of Suzy Quattro?

[78:29]Brynn asked Weymouth

[78:32]to audition three times

[78:34]before she ended up

[78:34]joining the band.

[78:35]So long,

[78:36]long way to come

[78:38]to being

[78:38]what is the Talking Heads,

[78:40]but they originally

[78:41]started at the

[78:41]Rhode Island School of Design.

[78:43]Interesting.

[78:43]You know who else

[78:44]was in their dorm room?

[78:46]There was a certain

[78:49]fish on the...

[78:51]What the fuck, Aaron?

[78:52]He just takes his glasses.

[78:54]What the fuck?

[78:55]Aaron,

[78:56]at least he listened

[78:57]to you this time.

[78:57]At least he learned you.

[78:58]You asked.

[79:00]For the most part,

[79:01]that was a really good list, man,

[79:02]until it was actually

[79:03]ruined at the end.

[79:04]We got Bard.

[79:06]We've got University

[79:07]of Vermont,

[79:08]of Vermont,

[79:09]Wesleyan,

[79:10]Columbia,

[79:11]and Rhode Island

[79:11]School of Design.

[79:12]So a lot of

[79:13]nice white

[79:14]bands coming out

[79:16]of the Northeast.

[79:17]I was going to tell

[79:17]at least a three-minute story

[79:18]about Billy Bass

[79:19]learning the lyrics,

[79:20]being afraid,

[79:21]coming out on stage,

[79:23]and you just said

[79:25]Billy Bass.

[79:26]You didn't even say a fit.

[79:26]Oh, my God.

[79:27]You said,

[79:28]do you know?

[79:28]I knew.

[79:29]You're right.

[79:30]You know what, Aaron?

[79:31]You're right.

[79:32]When you're right,

[79:32]you're right.

[79:32]You caught me in logic.

[79:33]All right.

[79:34]Next up.

[79:35]What did we do?

[79:37]Oh, that was

[79:37]Monkey Gone to Heaven.

[79:38]Mr.

[79:38]No.

[79:39]Mr. Greaves?

[79:40]Mr. Greaves, right?

[79:41]Yeah.

[79:42]Next up,

[79:43]Crackety Jones.

[79:45]Crackety Jones.

[79:46]This was a song

[79:46]that they said

[79:47]would often cause moshes

[79:48]at their

[79:49]concerts.

[79:50]Did you guys ever mosh?

[79:52]Huh?

[79:55]Like a little bit,

[79:57]but not really.

[79:57]I did a slam

[79:59]by Onyx growing up,

[80:00]but that wasn't really mosh.

[80:01]That was slam.

[80:02]You were just

[80:05]letting your boys be boys.

[80:06]I get it.

[80:08]I don't know.

[80:11]Moshing always scared me,

[80:12]though.

[80:12]I never wanted to mosh.

[80:13]Is that the fastest song

[80:15]we've heard

[80:15]out of any song

[80:17]we've listened to so far?

[80:18]Like, maybe Metallica?

[80:19]Metallica's got something

[80:20]that fast,

[80:20]but go back and play that.

[80:21]That's so fast.

[80:22]What's the fastest song

[80:23]we've heard?

[80:24]I bet there's a Sex Pistol one.

[80:26]You think?

[80:28]When it gets going,

[80:30]it's fast.

[80:31]Let's see.

[80:32]Yeah, this is moving.

[80:35]Yeah, definitely.

[80:35]I already think it's fast.

[80:36]You know what?

[80:37]Speaking about

[80:38]a fucking mosh.

[80:39]Yeah!

[80:40]Yeah!

[80:41]Let's fucking hit people.

[80:42]Said never me.

[80:45]La La Love You.

[80:47]La La Love You.

[80:49]They said that

[80:53]they'd need to make

[80:54]a silly song.

[80:55]Is this the one

[80:56]with the creepy whistling?

[80:58]I think so.

[81:00]Yeah, Shake Your Butt.

[81:02]Yeah, this is a weird song.

[81:03]This song doesn't fly anymore,

[81:07]does it?

[81:07]When you listen

[81:09]to what's going on?

[81:10]Probably not.

[81:11]If you don't think it's right,

[81:13]if you don't think it's right,

[81:14]Russell, I don't think it's right.

[81:15]Yeah, if you have to guess,

[81:16]if you have to ask,

[81:17]it's probably not right.

[81:19]Number 13, baby.

[81:20]Now, you might say to yourself,

[81:21]number 13,

[81:22]is this Aaron's,

[81:23]as he calls them,

[81:25]grunts

[81:26]that have to do all the work for him

[81:28]at the office?

[81:29]No.

[81:29]This is a song about

[81:31]the 13th letter of the alphabet.

[81:32]Aaron, what's the 13th letter

[81:33]of the alphabet?

[81:34]L?

[81:38]Aaron,

[81:40]I no longer want to have sex with you.

[81:42]Matt's right.

[81:43]It's an M.

[81:44]Oh.

[81:45]Okay, it's an M.

[81:46]And he did on the forehead.

[81:48]YMCA style.

[81:49]This is a song about Mary Jane, okay?

[81:53]And not the Mary Jane that's dead

[81:55]that you're dancing with,

[81:56]even though you also look like a corpse.

[81:57]Speaking of Tom Petty,

[81:58]this is the Mary Jane at marijuana.

[82:00]You remember when we were earlier on that,

[82:03]the monkey's gone to heaven?

[82:04]Is that in a lot of other songs?

[82:06]Because I recognize in a different song.

[82:08]Do you guys know what it is?

[82:09]What?

[82:11]No.

[82:11]I think it's Firewater Burn.

[82:13]Go pull up Firewater Burn by the Bloodhound Gang.

[82:15]Oh, my God.

[82:18]Yes.

[82:18]We're finally doing it.

[82:19]We're finally having the Bloodhound Gang on the podcast.

[82:22]There we go.

[82:22]Right here.

[82:23]You got it.

[82:24]Yeah.

[82:32]Are you talking about Frank Black?

[82:33]Yeah, there you go.

[82:38]Guess what?

[82:41]Aaron didn't know about Pixie songs.

[82:44]You know about Pixie songs and relating to the Bloodhound Gang.

[82:47]Russell, that's why I was like,

[82:48]I know that.

[82:49]I was like,

[82:49]maybe it's famous from a ton of songs.

[82:52]I was like,

[82:53]no, it's famous from the Pixies.

[82:55]And he even shouts out Frank Black.

[82:56]Black Francis.

[82:57]Yeah, it's cool, isn't it?

[82:59]Brilliant.

[82:59]Somebody from Billboard said,

[83:00]is the world ready or in need of a new act

[83:03]miming Ground Broken by the Beastie Boys

[83:06]and Ugly Kid Joe a number of years ago?

[83:08]Probably not.

[83:09]But here comes the Bloodhound Gang.

[83:10]Ugly Kid Joe.

[83:12]Wow.

[83:13]Best part of that was definitely the radio version

[83:16]where they donkey.

[83:17]The ee-haw, right?

[83:18]Oh, my God.

[83:19]You guys are way.

[83:20]You guys are Bloodhound Gang heads.

[83:23]I didn't even know that was the Bloodhound Gang.

[83:25]That's how embarrassed I was.

[83:25]The only song of theirs I know is Chasey Lane.

[83:28]It's about the adult actress.

[83:31]Never mind.

[83:31]Let's not get into why I know that song.

[83:33]Okay, there goes my gun.

[83:34]Great song, by the way.

[83:36]They basically made a pop song with three lines.

[83:43]We don't have that many other.

[83:47]I was thinking we don't have that in many other mixed gender bands

[83:51]like Fleetwood Mac.

[83:52]But definitely not.

[83:54]We don't hear this sound where we hear men and women's voices

[83:56]either singing together or trading off that often.

[83:58]Fugees were another mixed gender band.

[84:00]Or to said.

[84:00]Okay, yeah.

[84:02]Hey, this is their most popular song

[84:06]or one of their more popular songs.

[84:08]Been trying to meet you.

[84:11]To meet you.

[84:12]And they say it's one of their few R&B songs.

[84:17]It's got a groove.

[84:20]Yeah.

[84:22]Kind of that walking bass.

[84:24]And then, of course, they have to say whores like 30 times.

[84:29]I was like, this is stressing me out.

[84:31]Silver.

[84:32]I think at this point in the album, I just started all the songs.

[84:38]I was like, I don't want to pick any more places.

[84:40]Let's just go.

[84:41]It's a lot of songs.

[84:44]It's...

[84:46]They're all short, though.

[84:47]Yeah.

[84:47]Rob, did you talk about why they're short at the beginning?

[84:51]I might have missed it.

[84:51]Did you read that, though?

[84:53]No.

[84:53]Is it because it doesn't matter how big it is?

[84:56]Actually, a lot of people say that.

[84:57]Maybe in public.

[84:58]No, I was reading that the producer or someone was telling them

[85:01]they should make shorter songs.

[85:02]And they said, you know what?

[85:03]All of Buddy Holly's songs were short.

[85:06]And he played Buddy Holly's music.

[85:07]And they're like, if it's good enough for Buddy Holly,

[85:08]it's good enough for us.

[85:09]Oh, that's great.

[85:10]Brilliant.

[85:10]Gouge away.

[85:12]Gouge away.

[85:15]Another.

[85:16]Eye injury song.

[85:17]I thought this was a pretty strong finish.

[85:20]I thought it was a good song to end on.

[85:21]I agree.

[85:22]It works.

[85:22]And this silver back-to-back with this one

[85:26]is like a fun summary of what they were doing.

[85:29]You do have to keep in mind, right?

[85:32]We're talking, what, 1989 here?

[85:36]89.

[85:37]Written in 88, released in 89.

[85:39]If you would say this is 1994, I'd say, oh, yeah,

[85:41]that makes total sense.

[85:42]But 1989, this is an early, early, early.

[85:45]And that's why.

[85:46]But does this belong at 141 on the list?

[85:48]That's why we need to start talking about.

[85:50]Nope, not that one.

[85:51]We need to do our rating system.

[85:55]Don't think yes.

[85:58]This one doesn't have an emoji.

[85:59]It all does, Rob.

[85:59]No, I couldn't think of an emoji for rating system.

[86:02]Maybe I'll put a bone.

[86:05]That's what I'll put on it.

[86:07]You know what?

[86:07]Right now, I'm going to put a bone on there.

[86:11]Yeah, I spelled it wrong.

[86:13]Don't judge me.

[86:14]Bury the bone.

[86:16]You can put the legal scales on there.

[86:17]Oh, my God, you're frozen.

[86:20]You're so smart.

[86:21]What do you think?

[86:23]This album, okay?

[86:25]Pixies, do little.

[86:26]Does it do little for you?

[86:28]You don't think this is very good.

[86:30]I mean, it just comes to me sometimes.

[86:31]You don't think it's very good.

[86:33]This is a rolling groan.

[86:35]You did not like listening to this.

[86:36]Or did this do okay for you?

[86:38]Yes, I'm nailing it again.

[86:40]This is a rolling well-toned.

[86:42]It is a perfect album.

[86:43]Or is this a do?

[86:46]Do not little.

[86:47]Now, you thought I was going to say do more

[86:48]because you'd be like,

[86:49]oh, Rob is going to say more,

[86:50]but it's more.

[86:51]And I said not little.

[86:52]That means it's a lot, okay?

[86:54]Some people, if they say it's not little,

[86:55]that's actually a great compliment.

[86:56]And that would be a rolling bone

[87:00]that should have been higher on the list, okay?

[87:01]Speaking of do little,

[87:02]it should have been higher on the list, okay?

[87:04]This album is above 141, okay?

[87:07]Madonna Who?

[87:08]This album should be above it.

[87:10]What do you think?

[87:11]Rolling well-toned, rolling bone,

[87:12]or rolling groan?

[87:13]Matt, the Madonna Who question

[87:15]was rhetorical because, of course,

[87:16]she does not have a last name,

[87:18]so something to think about.

[87:18]I really like this album,

[87:23]and I really like the Pixies.

[87:24]I think I'm going to kind of steal

[87:27]a little bit of Russell's take here

[87:29]is that there's not really a song

[87:31]you know on this album, right?

[87:33]And I think that even in the top 250,

[87:37]let's say, if you're going to have

[87:38]a top 250 album,

[87:40]you should have some songs

[87:41]that everybody knows, in my opinion.

[87:43]There's going to be some that don't hit,

[87:45]but I think that this album

[87:47]is very influential,

[87:48]but I don't think it belongs

[87:50]at 140, 141 on this list.

[87:54]So if you were to tell me

[87:55]this is in like the high 200s,

[87:57]low 300s, I might say

[87:58]it's rolling well-toned right there,

[88:00]but I'm going to go with

[88:01]rolling groan at 141.

[88:03]Should be down the list a little bit.

[88:05]Definitely should be in the top 500,

[88:06]but it's a little too high of a ranking.

[88:09]Russell, what do you think?

[88:10]Rolling well-toned, rolling bone,

[88:11]or rolling groan?

[88:12]I enjoyed some of the guitar stuff on here.

[88:15]I thought it was pretty dynamic.

[88:16]They were kind of playing

[88:17]with like volumes and stuff.

[88:18]You know, they'd speed it up,

[88:19]slow it down, get loud, make it softer.

[88:21]For me, it's just not something

[88:24]that really connects with me.

[88:25]And Matt said, you know,

[88:26]this is kind of in our time

[88:28]of, you know, being kids.

[88:29]It's a little bit, you know,

[88:30]before our teenage years,

[88:31]but if I don't know the songs

[88:33]and there's not like a big hit for me,

[88:35]it's probably not something

[88:37]I'm going to come back and listen to.

[88:38]So I think it's really interesting.

[88:40]Music is probably very influential,

[88:41]but it really does little for me.

[88:44]So I'm going to,

[88:45]I'm going to say it's Rolling Groan.

[88:46]It's too high on the list.

[88:48]Rosie, what do you think?

[88:49]Doolittle, Pixies, 89.

[88:50]What do you think?

[88:51]Yeah, I put this on last time

[88:54]when I was watching basketball

[88:55]and it was actually really great for that.

[88:56]I was watching the Clippers and the Suns.

[88:58]I thought it worked really well.

[88:58]And so I was like, I don't know, man.

[88:59]I kind of, I kind of like this.

[89:01]And then, wow.

[89:04]And then the more I think about it,

[89:08]I'm back in that same spot

[89:09]where I'm like,

[89:10]we haven't heard Willie Nelson.

[89:11]We haven't heard Whitney Houston.

[89:12]We haven't heard Ohio players.

[89:15]Nina Simone.

[89:15]So I just, I don't know.

[89:16]I think, I think that they,

[89:19]they made some great music on this album.

[89:21]I think they didn't necessarily want it

[89:22]to be pleasant to listen to.

[89:24]And a lot of people took

[89:25]a lot of great stuff from it,

[89:26]but I might have to call it

[89:27]Rolling Groan also.

[89:29]That speech was wild

[89:30]with round ball rock

[89:31]playing in the background of it.

[89:32]I just got to say,

[89:33]it was enjoyed at totally separate tones.

[89:35]I loved it.

[89:35]Listen, unfortunately,

[89:37]you are all incorrect.

[89:38]Of course,

[89:38]this gets a rolling pre-smashing pump cones.

[89:42]Okay.

[89:43]I mean, this, that whole idea,

[89:45]pre-smashing pump cones.

[89:46]Of alternative music.

[89:47]Matt said it more eloquently than me,

[89:48]but this whole, this, again,

[89:50]we had it with,

[89:51]oh, we had it the other day

[89:53]with Black Sabbath,

[89:55]talking about how they invented metal.

[89:56]This you could point to

[89:58]as a definite branch in the tree

[90:00]that is alternative music.

[90:01]Like this is a hugely important album

[90:04]and that's why it gets

[90:05]a rolling pre-smashing pump cones.

[90:07]That's the first time I've said my bit twice

[90:08]and I regret it.

[90:09]Big mistake.

[90:10]Should not do that anymore.

[90:11]It's not that funny the first time.

[90:13]Depressing the second time.

[90:15]Pre-smashing pump cones.

[90:16]Live and learn.

[90:16]You can live and learn.

[90:17]Pre-smashing pump cones.

[90:18]Okay.

[90:18]Thought the rule of three would come in

[90:19]and help me out there.

[90:20]It did not.

[90:21]Okay.

[90:21]If anything, it's-

[90:22]Try the rule of four.

[90:23]Pre-smashing pump cones.

[90:25]Say it again.

[90:26]Okay.

[90:27]Rule of four.

[90:28]Don't think that's a thing.

[90:29]Just follow the words.

[90:30]I think it was like,

[90:31]it's almost like a Nike swoosh, right?

[90:33]Like you started

[90:34]and then it went way down

[90:35]and you're kind of slowly coming back up.

[90:36]All right.

[90:36]That's what I like to hear.

[90:37]That's what I like to hear.

[90:38]The more you say it, so.

[90:39]Next up.

[90:40]Finally,

[90:42]we have an album

[90:43]where I can sing about

[90:44]the two papers I wrote

[90:45]on adult films.

[90:46]It was porn in two essays.

[90:50]Born in the USA by the boss.

[90:54]Aaron might need like three weeks off

[90:56]from this podcast after tonight.

[90:58]What?

[90:58]He can't unsee what he saw earlier

[91:02]on that website you had pulled up.

[91:03]Yeah, that one.

[91:04]That he booked for.

[91:05]He booked for.

[91:12]Oh, you jack.

[91:13]Beck did it better.

[91:15]You better have a joke

[91:20]because I got one

[91:21]but you're going to have to edit it out.

[91:22]Does it involve a sex doll

[91:26]and my king gizzard

[91:27]and my lizard wizard?

[91:28]You nailed it.

[91:32]It's time to say

[91:33]You can read my mind.

[91:36]Goodbye.

[91:38]After the ceremony,

[91:42]you take her out

[91:42]for some dining, dashing

[91:43]and deep dicking, right?

[91:44]Oh my God.

[91:45]He put a triangle emoji

[91:49]over the triangle.

[91:49]Good work.

[91:53]Oh my God.