Pixies: Doolittle (1989)

[0:00]In 2020, four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums as decided by Rolling Stone magazine. This resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music, excoriated the order, and led us to making this podcast. We are far from experts. We promise to do almost no research. All opinions are our own, unless you disagree. There's a delay. There's a delay on the zoom. Please sit back and enjoy. Beck did it better. That's a good place for the gong right there, right? We are up to album 141. And from 1989, it's Pixies, not the Pixies with Doolittle. And folks, there's nothing more to say. Sometimes, here's the thing. I think we're getting to the point in the podcast where I'm not going to know some of these albums, right? And then maybe sometimes instead of working on your parody songs and learning the songs and being able to sing it, Maybe you play video games all morning and then actually run out of time in the evening to make a song, So you have to do one very quickly. And that's a story that somebody else told me because that wasn't me. I'm hard at work. I am grind set mindset. I'm working all day.

[1:00]This is my hustle. This is the worst side hustle I've ever had in my life. So let's turn on K-Rob and listen to a totally unrelated song. What's up, everybody? Welcome to K-Rob. K-R-O-B. And that is the wrong episode. Here we go. What's up, everybody? Welcome to K-Rob. K-R-O-B. You know, sometimes Rob doesn't know these albums very well. He still has to do it. He still has to make a parody song. And this time, Rob had to make a song that was also a little bit of a pep talk for him. Oh, yeah. Hey. Been trying to get through. Yeah. Hey. Parody song. When you don't know it, but you need to quote it all ahead. And now it's a chore. Can I stop doing this instead?

[2:00]But hey. Best bit is running thin. Thin. I asked the guys. And they explained. They explained. Songs are great. Whoa. Woo-hoo-hoo. The songs are great. Well, they're my faves. Wow. The reviews are rave. In fact, if it got a grade, they would all be A's. Because the songs are great. When I want to hear about the greatest album. I don't know. I don't know any of the songs on this album, guys. None. I salute you. That was rough.

[3:00]That was tough to do. Talent. Raw talent. Raw. Uncut. I'm going to give it to you, Beck. We did it better. Real raw. Listen. I am here. We are talking about Pixies. I've got three guys with me that want to talk about the album that's 141 on the list as We enter into the 40. This is 40. Except this is 140, if you think about it. Matt in Minneapolis. Matt, how are you doing? Good. Rosie, if you are five, Rob, if your parody songs are six, then Russell's are definitely Seven. Russell's parody songs are definitely seven. Definitely seven. Shot. Definitely seven. If the devil is six, then the God is seven. I've got Russell in Minnesota. Russell, how are you doing? I'm doing great. When Rob goes through jujitsu, he's an app and rapper. He's an app and tap and catharsis. When he gets choked out, he gets erected.

[4:00]His blood is working, but his heart is dead. Rob hit the crapper. The crapper. Rob hit the crapper. The crapper. Here comes the man. And I've got Aaron out in California. Now, Aaron, he's mad. He was telling us earlier. He's mad. He's like, I can't even put out breadcrumbs anymore to trick kids to come to my house So I can eat them. What? Yeah. It's all because of the stupid Hansel. It's culture. Hansel culture. And I almost screwed up the joke, but I pulled it out. It's actually not funny because in the break, there was a fucking possum on my porch eating The cat's food. I hope this episode doesn't turn into a wave of mutilation. Let's talk about pixies. It wasn't that same possum that was whittling through the Oakland A's. That would be a long trek for a possum. Cometary move the other day, was it? Yeah. I don't know how far a possum moves in a day, but. You mean the Las Vegas Aces? Go Aces. They're my favorite baseball team now. No. Those fuckers are going to take. They're going to take the A's name. Oh, don't even. Fucking. I'm not. Aaron. I can't.

[5:00]I don't listen to the news. How many times do I have to tell you? Maybe if you spent some more time, maybe if you spent some more time buying some baseball Tickets instead of buying the super overpriced house in the Bay Area, they'd still be there. Priorities. Oh, yeah. If only the fans had supported them. Aaron, I'm like a terrible lifeguard. I'm not up on current events. Listen, let's go to the. What? Did you guys hear that? Hello? Is my mic on? Am I muted? Can you repeat that one? That's been happening to me in real life. You guys. I had to like, I don't know what happens. Like we had the incident last week where I said airheads and no one heard me. And then the next day I go to T-ball and there's a extra ball out on the field. I'm trying to call time and no one can hear me. And I'm like, am I in a weird vortex? I'm talking. No one can hear me. Am I muted in real life now? Russell, do you think it's strange that we give long pauses and none of us talk and we Also don't hear anything during this podcast? It's kind of strange, but. Sometimes really. Long pauses. All right. Oh yeah, right. Eric, come on.

[6:00]We got to keep this show rolling. And you might notice we're not doing a lot of chitter chatter between our segments. Okay. And it's not because this is our second episode of the night. Rob, do you mind if I actually had a second intro line I thought I could try out for you Guys? I thought this would be a great opener if I were to ever be a comic. Okay. Let's hear it. I just want to lose enough weight that I can cheat on a Hamilton musical unappreciated. That's so good. What do you think of that? It's like an. It's like an opening joke. Really going for it. That's universal. Sometimes you just hear those jokes and you're wondering how this joke came out fully formed. This was formed by like God on this. But if you remember last week, you were given a two week pass. So you're still, you're one, you're, you're halfway through your pass. So you're good. You're good to say that. Oh, I'm taking it. If Rob hits the crapper. Well, wait until you guys hear my rolling going and then you'll see why Russell might Need to hold onto that pass. Let's get into our voicemail and just when you think maybe the parody song is going to Are not going that great. Cause I don't know the songs and I'm not putting a lot of effort into it. I get a voicemail like this.

[7:00]Nice. The parody songs are the highlight of the podcast. You should create a Spotify playlist of just the parody songs. We've said that. Yeah. Also the recent Aaron parody about food transitioning to feet was brilliant. Oh, Rob should win a Nobel peace prize for that songwriting. Thank you. Is this a message from Rob to himself? I was going to say, tell the truth. You can officially put the dumb shit listener thing. Oh, The Nobel peace prize for your, For your writing about Aaron's feet. Rob, Pull up your soundboard with the emojis. Where's the dumb shit listener one? The dumb shit. Well, no, That's in my voicemail. Oh, I didn't play this. Oh no. Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb shit listeners. Listeners. They don't, Don't, Don't, Don't, Don't, Don't, Don't, Don't, Don't shit listeners. They don't listeners. They put shit. Now you guys, Listen, This is the same person. They've texted me us about the Rod Stewart rumor. They talked about Russ's cowboy hat. They've sent me menu pictures. This is a true listener.

[8:00]This is a true friend and actually kind of a, You know, I'm kind of a sapiosexual. So I'm kind of attracted to this listener. Cause they sound really smart. Okay. And if you don't know what a sapiosexual is, Guess what? I don't want you to suck my balls. The irony of being a sapiosexual. I'm a sapiosexual. What's that? The universal anti-boner noise. It is a little, Yeah. A little bit of a loophole. It's funny. Cause it's like the opposite of the THX noise. Like it was like, Cause the THX goes up in pitch and the anti-boner. It's great. It's very clever. I mean, That is a great, Like opening line. If someone on their dating app has, I'm a sapiosexual. Like, Like how do you not say what's a sapiosexual, Right? Oh yeah. It's the ultimate test. It's the swipe, Whatever the wrong way is. Yeah. Do you think that you think they like, Well, Nevermind. I have no good bits about that. So listen, They love the songs. You know what? Thanks to this caller. I'll let that stop you.

[9:00]I'll tell you what I had written a song. Oh, I had written a song about to stir it up last week where I was going to say, Give it up. And it was about how we should give up the podcast. And it was this really detailed song about how it's so bad. And it legit bummed me out. And it made me like, Think like, Why am I doing this? Am I even having fun? And then the last two voicemails we have gotten have lifted my spirits. Spirits higher and higher. Just like at the end of ghostbusters two, Where they famously have the statue of Liberty defeat the pink ooze. Everybody remembers that because the song is higher and higher by Jackie. No, That was the first one. That's the one everybody thinks of, But actually a better, I'm going to say right now, I think ghostbusters two is better. I can't even finish that sense. I couldn't even say it as a joke, As a joke. I couldn't say it. Hey, Text it into the back line. 802-277-BECK. And let us know. Are you a sapiosexual? What's a sapiosexual? And how smart, Like how, What's the smartness cutoff? Is there like an IQ cutoff or a sapiosexual? Like,

[10:00]Do you have to be able to do long division to qualify under someone's Standard for that? Does someone's standard, Like, Is it changed? Like if Aaron and Rob are both sapiosexuals, Do they have different levels of intelligence that they would require? What is the standard? I'll have, You know, Russell, I went, I once was in a girl's place and I was in her bedroom and things were Getting pretty hot. Hot and heavy. I don't want to go into details, But it was pretty sweet. And as we got into her bed, Silk sheets, Just wonderful, Just a lovely time. We got into her bed and she hands me the triangle with one golf tee Missing. Okay. And I was like, Fuck. What? You know, That game that you had to solve or like you just had to, I spent so many hours of my life trying to figure out how to do that Triangle thing. Kids these days, They just look it up on Tik TOK. Maybe every week. I mean, A Rubik's cube would be the ultimate test. I've still, Have you guys ever solved a Rubik's cube? I have no way. No, No, No. Aaron, Aaron from Minneapolis can do it. No way. We had it. No, I cannot. So it's pretty easy. I mean, It's just learning a bunch of steps. Oh man,

[11:00]Putting down Aaron for learning the Rubik's cube. Thanks for listening. Now I got to see what you've accomplished in your life. All right, Here, Let's break this down real quick, Russell, Right? Sapio sexual, Finding intelligence, Sexually attractive or rousing. So what is intelligence, Right? It's not just being smarter and IQ. Intelligence is the ability to acquire and apply. Knowledge and skills. So I'm thinking this, You know, You can be street smart. Yes, You can be book smart. You can, You know, Be different standards, Delaware statutory, You know, Filing smart things like, You know, There's all sorts of things, Right? So I think, I think it's a very, Wide scale on what you can find, You know, The, And a person's intelligence. So I think, I mean, Again, I noticed you didn't say a way I was smart. So I'd like you to now find a way that I'm smart and just bring that up on the podcast Right now. If you can, Quickly, You know, Convert kilograms to pounds, You know, Because maybe you use them all the time, You know, Things like that. If you can kind of float between those things pretty quick. How is Aaron smart?

[12:00]Well, If you guys have to ask, Then you're not even, You know, Aaron's smart on so many different levels. Like where do we begin? Right. Musically, Middle management wise, Managing people. Cause he's manages 40 people. How many people is too many people to manage Rosie? More than two. I don't know. I actually like there's comfort in 13 because now I like, I don't do anything, But talk to these people. Like I don't lift your finger to do anything else. Nope. I do not. I approve. You had no expectation to produce anything. Do you? No, I do not. Do you have to like make sure their TPS reports are using the correct forms and Things like that? Got to make sure they've got access to stuff. Do you ever think about if you assembled a football team, What position each person would be? And then who would be the two backups? And you'd be the coach. You'd have a Bear Bryant hat on. Yeah. All the time. I think about it all the time. I love it. I love thinking about that kind of stuff. Are you finding out things about now that you're the man, Are you finding out things about people that you wish you never knew about Them because you're their manager and they come to you with like just weird Shit? No,

[13:00]I'm not getting so much of that. What I'm finding is that like, And I'm finding this coaching T-ball also like you are, It's, It's, I'm never not shocked at how little people actually take in of what you tell Them. I just like adults are not, They don't give a shit what you're saying. You have to repeat things five times minimum for adults. All right, Let's get into rolling going. No, I believe anyone who says they're a sapiosexual, If they have the choice of picking a 10 who is dumb as fuck or a five who is Smart as Albert Einstein, Every goddamn one of those sapiosexuals is picking the tan. The fucking tan. That's what Yeah. Yeah. I like to imagine a sepia sexual. And their kink is those photos from like Deadwood and places like that, Where they're like, Oh my God. When you go to the county fair and you get the pictures where you're the Outlaws and now somebody's jerking into that.

[14:00]Cause they're a sepia sexual Wanted by me for jacking off to give me those pictures of you at the fair. Did you guys ever do that with your family? Take a picture where you guys all look like outlaws. No, I, I, I put that with the people who got the guns and roses mirrors at the county Fair for prizes. I put those people in the same things. And I know that there's people listening right now who have done it and I'm Not making fun of you. Okay. But send those pictures to me. I got, I've got a new kink segment. I want to talk to you about, Let's get into rolling going. Rolling going, Aaron, How is it going with you? It's going great. I, I'm going to change my mind about something. We've maybe talked about this on the, On the podcast. I know, Matt is a person who is willing to take and make phone calls. And I've been not great about making phone calls to people I know,

[15:00]But today happens to be, The anniversary of Prince's death. And so I texted a friend of a mutual friend of ours because, We had, We had, We had a previous text exchange about some lines from a movie. And so I texted him. I said, Hey, It's, It's Prince's death birthday today. And I'm an homage to Prince and to the great film, Orange County, For those of you who are familiar. And he immediately called me and I answered the phone and it was delightful. He and his wife were heading out to dinner. We talked for like four minutes at the most. It was wonderful. And so I'm, I'm on board with phone calls to people to catch up briefly. And I know I've got, I've got, I have family members listening right now who I have not called in a long time. And they're probably like, Yeah, Why don't you give me a fucking call? And I'm going to, To turn over a new leaf about it because it's wonderful. And you can just like, You can have a four minute call and then be like, Yeah, It's great to hear your voice moving on with your life. And I phone calls. I'm, I'm really coming around that. It's a wonderful technology. Aaron,

[16:00]Can I tell you one thing? I'm a little sad that you and I didn't have a phone call. Okay. So I'm going to do something right now with the magic of this podcast. This is going to be the phone call about Prince between you and I. Okay. So call it and say what you said to the guy or whatever. All right. Hey, Hey Rob, You got to pick up the phone first. You fucking. Who's calling? Hello. Who is this? Yeah. Hey Rob, It's me. I was just calling to remind you that it's, It's like, It's Prince's like death birthday. Oh my God. That's a totally normal thing to call somebody about. Thank you so much for calling me. I can't remember. Do you remember? I mean, Such a great memory. So many great songs. I remember when I went to that concert and you didn't Aaron and you, It's one of the great regrets of your life. I think that's a great thing to think about. What did, I can't remember that. What did Prince die of? I can't remember what that was. Fentanyl? Or is this going to be three? Give me mommy's milk. Give me mommy's milk. I want mommy's milk. Aaron. Oh, So cool. He was hovering over that for like two minutes right in front of you. You knew what he was going to do.

[17:00]I wasn't looking. I was focused on Rob's face. He's just hovering over Vincent Price for two minutes. And scene. Our improv school is going great. That was better than the last few we've had. So that's it. I'm, I'm, I'm pro phone calls now. When I get calls though, Sometimes it scares me. I worry something bad is happening. Me too. Yeah, Me too. So, So I'm going to, I'm trying to change that, That neural pathway. Oh, You think Prince nine is good. Wow. That's weird, Aaron, But it was a text message and then a phone call in response to the text Message. It wasn't a phone call out of the blue, The phone call out of the blue. If, If, If I just got a call from Rob, It would scare me. I would be worried. Something, Something bad has happened. You'd be like, Maybe I put it to the voicemail because I don't want it to ruin my day. I'm stuck in this hole. I'm stuck in this hole in the gas station. Do not ask me any questions about it. The password for Beck did it better is one, Two, Three, Four. My car is stolen. My car is stolen.

[18:00]Oh no. So the problem is you got to just, You got to get good at being able to get off the phone. Right. Cause right. You'll answer the phone. Right. But like if somebody's calling, Somebody's on a 20 minute drive. Yep. They, They could care less to get off the phone. They're just going to keep talking. No, You know, Oh geez. Hold on a sec. And, Oh, You know, Well, Yeah, You know, Yeah, I think we'll go to that, That show this weekend. And you know, I'm not sure if we'll have time, You know, They'll just ramble on for it. And you know that they've got nothing to do, Right? You might, You might answer the phone just to see. Cause again, You might be worried. Why is somebody calling me? You gotta be, You gotta just, You gotta perfect the art of getting off the phone. Cause it is nice to talk to people, Especially you haven't talked to him in a while. You gotta get off. Man, What's your go-to move to get off the phone? What's the go-to? You have to find, You have, You have to find the crack, Right? In their conversation. And then you just can't stop talking. Right? So Rob, Just, Just ramble on about weightlifting. So the other day I went down and I was, I have to work on my,

[19:00]My snatch. Actually, It's not getting up quite high enough for me to snatch. Oh, That's good. Yeah. You know, I mean, That's a pretty good, That's a pretty good thing. I hope best, Best of luck on that one. You know, Hey, I got to run. I got to get this. So I'll talk to you soon. Good luck. Best of luck. And we'll, We'll catch up with you on the Instagram. Did you say, Did you say snatch reminds me? I'm late for one of my hook, Hooking appointments. I got to go. It's just masterful. Yeah, That was. So you can't let them come back in. You have to just overpower them and then say, Hey, I got to run, You know, Good to talk to you. We'll catch up with you soon. All right. All right. Take care. Who ends it? If you call and then you end a call, Like you do an abrupt ending, Doesn't that make you an asshole? No, Everybody's not. There's nothing to talk about. Everybody's thankful. The call has to end at some point. Yeah. Who loses? Who loses in that scenario? Oh no. A short phone call. What a disaster said. Nobody ever. They loved. Everybody loves short phone calls. It's great. Everybody wins. Yeah. Not everybody. Well, How's it rolling going with Russell?

[20:00]Russell, Are you losing anything right now? Rolling going. Things are going really well. I actually had a question for you. We've talked a lot about like bartending style, Going to the bar, How you do things. I had a question for you guys. If you go to the bar, You sit at the bar, Would you rather have a bartender That is social and fun to interact with Or a bartender that makes better drinks? What's your choice? Better, Better drinks, Better drinks. Who would know? Nobody wants to talk to a bartender ever. Forget about it. So I've had this thing recently where a while back, The Star Tribune had an article about the best espresso martinis in Minneapolis. God, You're still on this shit. Just doing Russell fan service. The article after that was best bidets to buy. When you're drinking espresso martini after espresso martini. Yes. So one of the bars they listed is a, As a restaurant in downtown called FEMA. It's kind of a nicer restaurant. I think it's relatively new, But I, I went in there once with a martini drinker.

[21:00]We've sat down and we said, Hey, We came in here cause we noticed that the Star Tribune had made a note of It. And the head bartender was there. It was kind of quieter, But he came up and he started talking about how he makes them that the Article was really cool. We kind of got, We got into this discussion, But he was kind of a quieter guy or anything, Not like super outgoing, But he made an amazing, Amazing espresso martini. It just was really good. Right. And he gave you enough information that you were still like, You went away happy. Yes. He gave, He, He spoke to you and everything, But he didn't overpower anything. He just served the drinks. He asked if you enjoyed them, Talked a little bit about it and whatever. And then it was done. Saying less is actually more. And that's something I often say. Somebody very smart said that. Albert Einstein. So a while back then we were like, We got to go get these again. It's a, It's a fun spot. We want to drink these again. And we went in and this was months ago and we had a different bartender. This bartender was much more engaging, Fun.

[22:00]He had like a glow in the dark bow tie, Just a fun person and everything. And we said, Oh, We're going to do the espresso martini. And he goes, Just so you know, I make them my own a different way. Cause we kind of said, Oh, We know you guys have the best ones. And he goes, I make them a different way. I'm just giving you a heads up. We're like, It shouldn't be allowed. Okay. Okay. Whatever. So he makes them different than the way that the star tribune has said. They make the best ones. What do you think of that? That what is he doing? What is he? You don't get to just go rogue. If it's the place's signature cocktail. Imagine bullshit. Isn't it? You go to McDonald's and you get tater tots. You'd be furious. I mean, This is you. When you do something the best, You have to keep doing it like that forever and ever. And that's why this podcast is not stopping until we are at 500. So we've been back there probably three, Four times. We've probably been there four times in the last, I don't know, Six months or something like that. And occasionally we'll walk in and we'll see which bartenders are there. And we're like excited for the one bartender or we're devastated for the

[23:00]Other one. And, And the last time we were sitting there and we were drinking, We got one and the guy made him his way. And it's not a bad drink or anything. It's just not what you went, You go there for. Right. Yeah. And so at one point, One of the other bartenders, Came around, Neither of the two that have served us before. And she kind of, We go, Oh, We're going to get another espresso martini. And she goes, Do you want to get them from the other guy? Like she knew, She knew what was going on. And we said, Yes. And she's like, I'll go, I'll go talk to him. I'll get it. And so we're waiting. We get all excited. The bad bartender overpowered. He came back over the top again. And he's like, These are my customers. I'm making them my way. And like, Even when we've said like, Oh, We really like yours, But we don't like yours. We like the way the other guy, He won't do it the other way. What, What do you think? That's just crap. Isn't it? Can't go back there anymore, Man. That's a bummer. Russell. That's a disaster. I, And how many, There's only one FEMA in Minneapolis, Right? Yes. I'm like seventh and Hennepin. Yes. Kind of right around the corner.

[24:00]Right. F H I M a. Yeah. You got it. Oh yeah. So downtown right off. And so the, The bartender is very engaging. He's very fun, But he's like gone out of his way to not make a drink a certain way that See, I would, Want it ordered. Can't you like tell this dude finally, Like, Is he a nice guy or is he kind of a D bag? I got to watch what I say. He is a nice guy, But I also think like, Hey, If you take pride in like your work or something and people are asking you to Do it differently, Some people might not enjoy that. I don't know. Very similar, But very different, But kind of similar. Like my, I think you guys know my barber has been in jail for the last two years. My barber for 10 years. Have we talked about that? Have we talked about this? And so I had to find a new barber. No, We have not talked about this. I don't think we knew that your barber was in jail. No, We've not discussed. Is this the guy you used to see? Is this the guy you used to see down in Seville? What? That's a sapiosexual bit. It is? Barber. There's something there that I don't remember.

[25:00]The barber of Seville? Yeah. You guys, I am not fucking any of you. Right. So I've talked about, Right? Like go to a barber, Go to like somebody who actually is a barber, Not like some chick who just got there. You know, Man, We know what a barber is. Tell us why he's in jail. That is what we're waiting for. Why is he in jail? He got like a, You know, A couple of D dubs or something. He finally just, You know, Had enough time to go to jail. I think he's finally, I think he got out. He didn't like take a straight racer to someone or anything. Yeah. But like, So I was going to Dick's barber in Richfield where Dick was there. Dick has been there since 1962. And I had like his last five years and a guy bought it from him. This is the guy. He had it for like 10 years. He's the one who went to jail. So then all of a sudden, No barber. I got to find a new barber. Right. And so the next logical shop around here is this place called Dick's barber in Edina. Not completely set. Dick's sports barber in Edina. 44th in France. If you know where that is, Russell, I mean,

[26:00]It's kind of down from 50th in France. A little bit bougie to be going to a barber. It is pretty bougie. There's like a snap fitness. And yeah. Are they serving you like champagne while you're getting your hair cut there, Matt? And so, No, This place has been there since the 60s, Right? But they've got eight barbers. There are eight barbers. So I start with the oldest guy. This guy, He is like, You're going to 10 minute haircut, No matter what. In and out, Ship, Ship, Boom, Boom, Go. Right. So I got it. I got it twice. Not my kind of style. So then I went to the other guy, Next oldest one. He took 40 minutes. Not my style. Went to the new guy. So I've, I've worked my way through like seven of the eight barbers. And I find on the seventh one, I finally found my guy, Brooklyn. Great guy. Talks about fishing all the time. Right. But, You know, It's kind of, It's very similar, Right? So I go in and now I see all these guys who cut my hair and whether they remember me or Not, But I walk right by him because I've gotten like two haircuts by each of them, But I want my fucking haircut. How are my fucking haircut? Right. And so you should get your fucking espresso martini, How you want your fucking espresso martini.

[27:00]Right. And so you should have full right to say like, Hey, You know, Hey bud, You know, Great, Great talking to you, But I want that guy to make my martini. Right. And he shouldn't be, But heard about it. But then isn't it? What? It's kind of tough to sit at the bar after you do that though, Isn't it? Well, I mean, But then it isn't as soon as you do, As soon as you just throw that out there, Right? Like you got to take that step to just say, Hey, I'm going to get my espresso martini from that guy. I really like you make yours different. Great. I really like how he makes his, He makes his little different than you. I like his, I'm going to get it. I'm paying $12 or whatever it is for this thing. Probably more than that. You know, I'm going to get it from the guy that I want to get it from. I don't know, Man. This is a tour de force. That was your smart comment of the week. Okay. That was Matt's smart comment of the week. Ooh, That's a smart comment. Once you realize, You know, Like again, You and I, Russ, We're both, We're both, What are we? Walkers, Not talkers kind of a thing. You know, We'll walk out, But there's a few things like for me,

[28:00]It's a haircut, And if it's, If it's an espresso martini for you, Right? Like draw a couple lines in the sand and just see what happens. I appreciate that, Matt. Cause when you say like, I'm definitely a walker when it comes to this stuff, Like I'm not one to say like, I don't want your drink to a bartender. And I will say when I go out with a martini fan at times, If we have a couple of them, People, Including myself tend to get louder, More boisterous about what they're looking for or whatever. And sometimes you can tell, Like we're over at the corner of the bar and it's, The conversation is rising about what the fuck is this guy doing? Why didn't the other guy bring us the espresso martini? And you kind of got to watch it. Cause it's like, I, I don't want to be that person at the bar. And then they, And then you shush them cause they're talking so loudly and they get mad at You and you say, Ah, We went to Hamilton last week. You can't be mad at me about this. Well, Like that bartender, The bartender cannot be, If you, Especially if you're just a nice person, Right? And you're a nice person, Russell, Right? So if you're just like, Hey, I like how he makes his espresso martinis.

[29:00]I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to get it from him. Like, What can he say? You know, If you're being nice about it. What do you think Rob Aaron? Report back next week. I would never in a million years do it. Matt's right. But I would never do it ever. I would sit there and the guy would be like, I pissed in this glass and I throw it on your date's face. I'd be like, Yeah, I guess that's our future. Now this is what we do. I am a coward. Russell. I would order something different if it were. Yeah. I mean, And we do that. Like, Like we, You know, There's one place where we go where it's like, Oh, Well, If Julia's working, We'll get into grony. If not, We'll get something else. Like, Yeah, I would, I would not. Matt, I love your advice. You have tried to get this past us and don't think that this guy who is very smart. Okay. And loves dating smart people figured out something. You don't drink coffee, Russell. You are a noted non-coffee drinker yet. You are out hammering espresso martini after espresso martini. Russell, This does not compute.

[30:00]Okay. I chat. I typed this in the chat GBT and it just said WTF. Russell, Explain yourself. You know what? I think some people, I'm not a coffee drinker, But espresso martinis. If some people add a little bit of sweetness to it, I really enjoy it. And I think that's what the one guy does. I don't know if it's Irish cream or whatever he adds in it. That adds a little sweetness to it. That. So I know people that are coffee drinkers and they like heavier espresso type flavor drinks, Right? Like they want to make sure it's got to be real espresso. It's got to be heavy on that. I like the sweeter one, But that's why the guy, The other guy makes it. He doesn't make it the way I want it made. Well, Like I went to Edo Russell. Have you been to Edo before? It's on Washington and, What is the street? Charm. Charm is at home with their partner opening a triple a map right now. I'm being like, I love this shit. Matt, Can you give us a zip code too while we're at it? Jesus Christ. Five, Five, One. Okay. I wasn't going to play it again, But you're making it. Five, Five, Four, One, Five.

[31:00]It's getting close. Like it's right across from the, From the depot. Okay. 2.7 miles is the crow flies. I believe. So it's this fancy, It's a fancy, Great place, They make pizzas. And so I'm like, Oh, I've got to try the pizza. It was horrible. I mean, I ate it. Right. But like I, It compared to everything else compared to Lola compared to, You know, Any, Everything else. It was just not a good pizza. Right. Screw that. And I cannot wait until I have enough money where I can have four bites of That thing and then just order something else and not throw it away. I can save it for lunch the next day. But like, If you're out for dinner, You want to have something that tastes good. Right. And I think it's the same exact thing. I love this math. Matt is called, Matt is cultivating his love to go out guy every night. This is great. We're getting closer and closer to the man eating out every day. But I will save it for lunch. But I've gotten to the point too, Right? Like I've gotten to the point where I, For breakfast, I'm eating like nothing, Right? Like I'll have like a bar knowing that I'm going out to dinner tonight. And then at lunch, I've got like just this nice light, Completely plain sandwich, Or maybe not even a sandwich, Right? Knowing I'm going to go out and have a effing pizza.

[32:00]Right. And so you build that whole thing up and then you go have pizza and it's Horrible. And you're like, God, Damn it. You know, Like, Come on. So I don't know. I, I, I am very sensitive to your, Your issue here, Russell. And I think you should at least just try to be nice to the guy once and Say, Hey, You know, I want to try that guys. Cause he's a little, Cause if you tell him this is a little sweeter, He's going to know exactly what you're talking about and he'll get it. I think what has happened though, Is his, He's come over the top on us at before. Like we've kind of mentioned the first time, Like, Oh, Could we have it made that way? And he was like, Why make them this way? And he kind of just, Smacked us down. Does that make sense? Yeah. You gotta, You gotta end that phone call though. You gotta just keep talking. Don't give him a crack. And then start talking a little louder and a little Louder and don't give him a crack. Hey Matt, Matt, I gotta get, End this. Just keep going. Just don't let it go. Don't let that person talk. Rolling going, Matt. How's it going with you? I ended that rolling going. How's it going with you? You ended it really, Really well.

[33:00]I forgot last week. I, I've been trying to figure out like kind of a new song, New group to me, More than anything over the next that, You know, That I've heard during the week. So I've got two of them this week. Two. The first one. Yeah. The first one's a song called heavy bells by a group called J Roddy Walston and the business, Which I think is a phenomenal name for a band. I love it. Oh, This video rocks too. Look at these. Any, Any person name with the, The someone after is the group is great. Right. So watch these guys. Oh, Here we go. Like if our podcast was called Robin, The Oli's, It would be a great podcast. It's true. Actually, This, This band is very pixie ish, If you will. Like there's a bunch, There's a few songs on this pixie album that we're listening to. Yeah. I would sound kind of like this band, But these guys, I was, I was hard. I thought they were a new band. You know, I heard him on 89 three, The current, And I heard him. So I'm like, Oh yes, This is going to be great. This is exactly what I want to hear. Well, They were like a early mid two thousands.

[34:00]They broke up in 2019 or something like that. So they're no longer around. So I can't see him live. So it's too bad. Next band. I, I, I texted. I got a sneak preview of this thing. Holy shit. I said, If you want to, If you want to go for a ride, Rosie, Listen to the song. I think it's like 13, 18 minutes long. Yeah. You know, This song, This is King Gizzard and the lizard wizard. Again, Another great name. Awesome name for a band, But they're Australian. They're in the psychedelic rock, Kind of a jam bandy type thing. But listen, One of their band members, That guy named geezer from last week. I don't know. I don't think he's your butler. But like this thing is an 18 minute song And it is a wild ride. I cannot listen to it enough. And so I, Everybody should go out and listen to King wizard, King Gizzard and the lizard wizard. They're, They're kind of all over the place as a band. They've got some really soft, They kind of remind me of Pearl Jam a little bit. They got some really soft songs And they get into these really hard rock songs.

[35:00]And so those are my two new bands to me. Anyways, For the week, King Gizzard, King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard And then J. Roddy Walston and the Business. So that's my recommendations. Can't go wrong with names like that. I have been, You know, I ran a marathon last year, Kind of got hurt to my, My knee and my calf. You know, I think I overran a little bit. And so this year has been the year of taking classes for me. So I'm a member of Lifetime. Yep. And I've started taking all sorts of classes, Right? I got a kettlebell class. I've got a, I've got a warrior sculpt class. I've been doing yoga once a week with an Oli, A Kari, Former basketball and a softball player from St. Olaf. She's, She's my yoga instructor. Great person, But I've gotten really into this podcast. I did not. I don't tell anybody about the podcast. Nobody. It's really good. Nobody whatsoever. That's kind of disappointing.

[36:00]Just, Just, Yeah. Just imagine going up to somebody and saying, Hey, Listen to my podcast. It's really good. And try not to laugh. Like I couldn't even say it seriously. They're like, Hey, It's really good. You can't do it with your downward dog. I've got one motivate twice, Maybe even three times a week. I take something called amp cycle, Which is essentially a spin class to like really, It's like dance music, Right? And these teachers and it's all dance stuff. It's your up and down your left and right, You know, And you're two up, Two down, You know, Square all this stuff. And essentially it's a dance class on a, On a bike. And my motivation guys is that one day, One day, All, All of us on the, On the text chain, All the oldies, Everybody is, We're going to have a big dance party again sometime. And every time the thing that gets me from like here, You know, It takes me from a 10 to an 11 is, It gets me really hitting on all those dance moves is the thought that one Day we're all going to be on the dance floor again. And it's going to be for a very special occasion. And so I'm just,

[37:00]I'm getting prepared for it. I'm getting prepared for that. We should all be getting prepared for that. We should all be thinking about, The type of occasion where that could happen. I know we can get it. Yeah. We should all be working on this. And so I've been working on my moves and I, And I'm, And I'm getting ready. I mean, There's some, We've got some pretty good dancers. It's a weird man because I've been, I was working on my dance moves. I don't know, Six to nine months ago because I was convinced it was going to happen over Last summer. You did. Yeah, I really was, But It was still more time to perfect them. My kids, I'm sure you're the only one. My kids were like, Oh, You're talking about how fun that is. It hasn't happened yet, Papa. And I'm like, I don't know. I mean, I think, I think we need to maybe on the text chain, Figure out how we can all get, Maybe it's going to a cabin. I don't know. It doesn't really sound all that exciting, You know, Just having a dance. It must be something we can do. We got to figure out some way to do it. Who will be the hero? Who will save us? Who will save us? Who's going to save us? Who's going to bring us all together? To have an event to bring us all together. So we can have that epic party, Dance party.

[38:00]Everybody could show off. I mean, Cause you know, We've got some pretty good dancers in our group. And we all get to sit in the limo. And it's not a big deal. And it's actually not cool. If we do a joke. Oh, there's going to be a limo at this party? Okay. Yeah. You know, Like I like this. I like it. There's going to be a limo. And we all get to sit in the back this time. Cause we're older and we can actually afford bigger limos now. Oh God. That's the other thing. Remember all those, All the air conditioning, All the way through the whole limo. If you think of typical, Typical times we do that, We're, We're at weddings, You know, Back in the day and everybody. Oh, That's a great idea. Yeah. God, That's pretty good. So, Would you go, Would you go to that wedding dance, Matt? If Rob invited you, If I got invited, You know what? I think I went to 42 weddings in three years. And I have, I've been to like one every three years now over the last, You know, Kind of a deal. I'd go to, If Rob was married to Sexton, Hell yeah, I'd be at that wedding. I'd go to any wedding these days. If I got invited, I'm going to put the intercom one on there. I'm going to put a bunch of reverb on this.

[39:00]So it sounds like it's a wedding announcer. Everybody, Please welcome Rob and Roberta. Out for their first dance. Dance on the dance floor. He's playing his own instrument again. He's playing all these instruments. That's what I've been doing. I've been stroking. Hey, the reason I have to dance with her in an office chair is that she weighs Almost 350 pounds. Now, you might wonder, how do all of us know that sex Bells are extremely heavy? That's a weird, that's a weird thing to answer, Isn't it? My real doll is very heavy. And that's my favorite part. When you watch like those HBO shows of those Guys were like, fucking the real dolls, they were always so heavy. They would show the guys. Listen, there's a show on HBO called real sex, and they would always show Like people dressed up as horses and like it was like nudity, But they were like weird nudes. So it was like a Challenging mode. It was kind of like, this is an old person

[40:00]Nudist society, but I guess I can jerk it to this. And one of them was and one of them was they showed the people that had sex Dolls and they were like talk about their sex dolls. And it was like, You know, there was like relationships and it was sweet. And then They would have to move these things and they have to like put a full Grab on them. And then they go, they haven't lived them because They're so heavy. That's why they're always like, you don't, You never see them like moving them. Rob, is this your work Computer again? Are you googling this? How much is this real sex doll way? Okay. How much is a real doll Way? Let's look. Let's see. They range from 90 pounds to 120 pounds. Geez. Guess what? 120 pounds. Too much for me. Like a dead weight? 101 pounds of fun. You have misread about Rebecca. She's a Body four, which is the latest. Not the latest. I see. You May be thinking. All right. Hey, Rob, could you convert that To kilograms for me? We're looking at what Rebecca real doll Looks like right now. Okay, dirty. Rebecca four. Oh, Aaron, are

[41:00]You kink shaming right now? Is that what you're doing? No, I would Never. Nope. That's like pretty real. Well, the name of it is real doll. We're done with this. This Is the Rebecca one. They haven't even come out with 2.0 yet. Rob, we're done. Save bookmark. Rob, roll it going. I was Going to go with you. Listen, I get it. The first time we ever Had to scold Robin, tell him no more. I think it's the first Time in like 200 episodes. Robin, Roberta, the sex doll did have like a wedding album of All their photos when some of those photos been in the album Or no. Oh, yeah. The booed washouts of your bride, Your beautiful bride. Guys, I'm telling you family being Like family pictures for that one. Robert, no. Yeah. Or are you With the bride or the groom?

[42:00]It's a sex doll getting wheeled down. And 80 people on one side of the church and the other side Of this fucking empty. Yeah. There are a couple of recycle Bins from out back. The woman from mannequin comes in and Goes, I don't know where to sit. It depends. Mannequin two On the move. Listen, I sit down. My calendar pops up Russell and all of a sudden I notice the date April 20. Well, I won't say the date, but it's April. I'm just gonna tell you Guys April. Okay. That is the Thursday before this episode Comes out. Interesting. It is a birthday Haver person's birthday On that day. Oh, okay. I happen to know that somebody Who's a common birthday Haver has their birthday and I just Want to know Russell, if you were with somebody who's Having a birthday, how do you even start that plan? What Are you thinking? Well, there's a birthday Haver that I know and

[43:00]This birthday Haver tries to claim a birthday month. I think People who claim a birthday month are full of shit. That's My impression. What do you guys think of people who claim a Birthday month for a whole month? A whole month. Yeah, I Mean, go for it. You only get one birthday a year. What Does a birthday month mean that you have to like, do you Have a cake every day? Oh my God, you have a cake every Day? I Russell's like, I eat a cake every day, but she was furious Because there's the bees in the fridge. Russell's shoulders Just shrunk like four inches. I was gonna say that people That celebrate birthday months may claim it's their birthday Month that had a restaurant for dessert. No, Russell. No, Russell. Don't get a free espresso martini from that guy For our birthday. I don't I don't think they do it all The time. But if it's close, they claim it. I think if it's Within a week, they claim it. What do you think of that? Within a week? I think that's all right. I think it's

[44:00]Probably all right if you're going out to celebrate your Birthday with people, even if it's on a different day, Right? I like that. Yeah. So so do you let me ask you Now. So do you have a list? Do you have like a list of Ideas for birthdays? Or how do you even go about Planning such a big because this is like you're like The date master. I think of you as the ultimate date Master. You're doing dates. You're good at dates. You Still care about impressing people with dates. Okay. What are You doing for a birthday date? How do you even start that to Make that decision? Well, Rob, sometimes it helps when a Person's birthday might happen to fall on a work trip you're Taking so they can come and join you on a fun trip in a new Cool city that just happens to coincide with a work trip That I'm taking. Oh, wow. So I think celebrating Someone's birthday like on a trip is a fun thing, right? Yeah. And so yeah, this is a professional birthday Celebrator. So you've scheduled some dinners and stuff. You've really put the time into planning this birthday date. We put this on pause for about 15 minutes. Birthday dates in

[45:00]Pierre, South Dakota question mark. You know, Pierre has a Really nice VFW it's right on the river. You've been to The VFW in Pierre, South Dakota, a bad VFW. Here's If you've ever been to a bad VFW. Right off 212 on the quarter Of nine, they have it. It's always fun. Cheap burgers, cheap Beer. It might surprise you know how you really get some Respect to the VFW. Stealing Valor. You go walk in there Or have somebody wheel you in in your full Navy whites. Hey, if you're going to steal Valor, steal all the Valor. You know what I mean? Just get it. There's a loud Noisy stand up. I want to remind you guys that this is Rob's Rolling going. Rob took his rolling going to grill Russell About a birthday. No, I'm just wondering. I because I never Think in time to like I have a list of gifts for people. That's

[46:00]How I keep track of what I'm going to get them for like Christmas. Because otherwise, if I think about it like before The birthday before Christmas, I'm never going to remember. So I'm just wondering, what do you do Aaron? Do you keep Track of birthday stuff somehow? Like ideas for gifts or are You just in my head? But I should write it Down like you do? No, I never end up doing it as early as I Want to. But I do okay eventually. But yeah, Aaron's Wife is like, why do I have so many homemade coupons for Samurai swimming lessons? This doesn't make any sense. I don't Want these. It gives them to be every year. I hate this. I Believe I believe at one point for a birthday gift in the Past, I did get Alanis Morissette tickets. We've Talked about whether concert tickets are a good gift Or not. But I thought that was Christmas present. Was That a Christmas present? Matt, though, those were tickets I Chose not to get for the boss or the chili peppers because they Were too expensive. Oh, and by the way, it was a good Decision. Start Tribune had an article saying the red hot Chili peppers sucked in US Bank Stadium because the Acoustics are terrible there. Good decision ice cold. Check

[47:00]And check. Yep. The reporter is like, I save some money. I Got second level seats. Don't do it. You should sit on The side by the speakers or whatever. Listen, let's get Into the album. Hey, we're talking music. Thank God. It's A nice guitar work on this one. Wrong one. It might not be John Frisciate level, but it's good. Chili Peppers guitarist. Yeah, I knew you were talking about The back. David Navarro on for a while, right? No, who is The? Didn't they have a another guitarist for a while? Yeah, they did have David Navarro. You're right. I said, haha. Right. I had that album. All right, let's get Into it. We are. Navarro was always a weird dude. Like he was Always on like MTV because like I think he was married to Carmen Electra. Yeah. And he was part of these bands that I Don't think the bands were all that famous. Like if he was More famous for being with Carmen Electra than he was a Guitar player, right? He did also host a tattoo reality

[48:00]Show that was like it was like Top Chef for tattoo Artists, which was a terrible show, but I watched a lot Guys. This is the guitarist for Jane's Addiction. Let's not Talk slander here. I mean, this we cannot mess around. Dave Navarro is a good guitarist. And they just opened up Jane's Addiction just opened up for Smashing Pumpkins last Their last tour. Dave Navarro wasn't with the band, which is Too bad, but Jane's Addiction, they wail. They're awesome. Oh No. Yeah, it's I mean, yeah, they're they're Phenomenal and probably a lot of the pixies come into their Stuff. So yeah, Dave Navarro, rock, guitar, legend, But most podcasts would take that segue and effortlessly with No problem whatsoever. Just start talking about the album Smooth, knowing that we were staying up late, knowing that We don't want to waste time. However, I'm going to go back And just say if I told you Dave Navarro got into a cocoon And came out and was Guy Fury, you would kind of maybe Think that's a possibility, right? They're kind of similar

[49:00]Vibes. Don't you think like Dave like Guy Fury is a similar Vibe to Dave Navarro? Am I right? They both have kind of you Think of like flame shirts? No. Are you sure you know who You're talking about? I should probably Google Dave Navarro Really. This is like when I used to get the baseball Players Troy O'Leary and Rusty Greer confused. Oh my God, Is this that bad? There's Dave Navarro. Okay, now let's Look Guy Fury. Huh? Visual Joe. Go back and forth. Close. Yeah, They're kind of close. I guess. Okay. Now, what if I told you That Dave Navarro actually was Jessica 1.0? Now, give me a Second to Google this again. Don't do you know that up again. It's in your bookmarks. You're all right. Let's talk About the things now a great would also the great host Would also edit the episode and make himself actually Look funny and take some of that stuff out. Now, we are Talking about do little by the Pixies. I got to start by

[50:00]Saying, do you guys, what do you guys think of the Pixies? To Me, the Pixies were always the band. I don't know anything About them. Never listened to them. But they're always the Band that when people said they liked him, I thought this Person knows music. They are smart. Thoughts? I don't know The Pixies. I don't know Pixies at all. I bought their Album, Surfer Rosa, because I had there is my mind on it Because I heard that in club. You should play that Real quick. Yeah, just while we're talking about Or wearing my mind. Yeah, that's that's the thing. Yeah. That's probably the only Which they've got. But you know, I doing a lot of the Reading of the background you always heard About Pavement and Pixies and some of these other bands Talking heads was in there and the who the, you Know, Nirvana's and Red Hot Chili Peppers and Pearl Jams and Southern Gardens of the World smashing Pumpkins off. They were that's who they listened to While they were kind of coming up. And so I know the Pixies listened to them a little bit only because They essentially were like grunge before grunge was

[51:00]Grunge that make an alternative rock favorite bands Favorite band kind of a deal. Yeah, that kind of a Thing. So that's the only reason I listened to Them a little bit. Another band people link to the Pixies allows Nirvana and a big part of it is That silent to loud dynamic we're going to Hear throughout this album where they really Play with that noise. Yeah, Aaron met Matt Said Nirvana. I was looking at the video I was Trying to do. I'm sorry, Aaron, I'm trying to Produce the show. Okay, do you think producing the Show is just trying to find emojis that would Go on this sound clip matter. You noticing how People take feedback? This is why I don't tell The bartender about this. Sorry, Russ, I'm Trying to serve drinks. Yeah. By the way, Earlier, I cut off the song God Save the Queen. I will never do that again. I'm going to vow to You right now. We will always listen to the song All the way through when talking about America. So this band was formed by the guitarist Joey Santiago and the songwriter Black Francis and They met in Boston at Massachusetts Amherst.

[52:00]They then put an ad in the paper said, listen, We're looking for a bass player who has to Like Peter Paul, Mary and Husker do and a Woman showed up. You know, we're Husker do the Minneapolis connection. There we go. Yeah. I've always thought of The pick of pixies as Minneapolis Lee Created. The bass player that one person Showed up to that one person showed up to That ad without a base because they did not Play the bass and has never played the Bass, but they liked the guy's song. So They said, sure, you're in the band. This person, the bass player invited Her sister, Kim deal, invited her Sister, who was a drummer, but she Didn't. She only like Kim songs and not The pixie songs are not pixie songs. And then she became the drummer of the Breeders. So the bass player of this Band and the drummer of the breeders are Sisters, which is a great fact. OK, you Can use that on a first date if you Want. The last song fact I used On my date was the one about the kid From who's the boss was the guy who Played the flute in the chronic.

[53:00]Is that true? It did not. It did not work. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know what, Russell, She must not have been a sapiosexual Lover. She if she Rob, that was my Test. If a sapiosexual heard you say That, she would say, we're dining, Dashing and dicking out in your car Because you just turned me on with a fact. It's like that's Guy Fieri's HBO real Sex show. Dining, dashing and dicking. And here, folks, we're at this Restaurant, we're going to dine. Oh, your guy forgot his wallet. OK, we're going to head out to the Car where Jessica one point always Waiting in the back seat where I can Hop in, give her a quick deep dicking. Now I don't and I know You guys are annoyed with me. I know that. But really, that's what Hulk Hogan did. He dined, dashed over to his Friend's place to deep dick his wife. Oh, I want to know why it happened. Come try my kicking Broncosos brother. Rob, the reason it happened, the guy

[54:00]Said the love sponge said the Hulkster had been feeling down recently And he didn't want Hulk to feel bad. So he asked his wife, poor Hulkster To deep dick. So so he knew about it. Tell you what, brother. Somebody hasn't been taking their vitamins. I feel bad right now. All those Hulkamaniacs out there. I'm not feeling good. Hey, Hulkster, I've always wanted To see my wife fuck a hot dog With hair stable, do it. But you'll do. Do you want to deep dick my wife? And I wonder what it would look like If a mahogany mop or mahogany Corn grew with the finest Baby doll hair. I mean, you want to talk about somebody Who looks like a sex doll. Hulk Hogan looks like a sex doll. You're telling me he doesn't have doll hair. His hair is so fine. No, it's telling you anything about Hulk Hogan. His hair is light as air. You're the only one telling anyone about Hulk Hogan. Rob, if you could get a Hulk Hogan Sex doll, do you think it would weigh A legit three hundred and three Pounds or would it be heavier? You think you would have twenty four Twenty five dollars.

[55:00]Oh, I'm sorry, I thought I was a Sapiosexual. I inserted a flesh light Into that wrestling backyard slamming Doll or whatever. Now I can fuck Hulk Hogan, brother. The shoes on the other foot, brother. Now I'm deep-ticking you. So anyways, go back now. Try to follow that joke because it was a lot. There's a lot there in a star. I'll start with Dave Navarro. So very smart stuff. So now this is the album where the Second album signed with Electra. Sir for Rosa had gone kind of big in the UK. But this one was huge. It got all the way up to eight in the UK, Only ninety eight in the US. And let's get into a do little debaser. The baser. That's like family man Barrett. He was debasers. Thank you. So this song is about the short film On the Lou the baser. No, that's the next sentence. This is about the short film on the Lou.

[56:00]The baser features many of their Signature motifs. But do you know what that movie Was about, that French movie? That's the one where famously they had a Razor blade on an eye and it was making You think about like what is film? Yes. So this album starts with a song Basically about cutting your eye. And then guess what the last song Of the album is, Aaron? Goudjouay. It's also about eye trauma. This album is my number two fear of all time, Which is, of course, getting my eyes hurt. I think about it every time I blow up a balloon. I blow up a balloon. It pops. I have a patch. People ask me, why do you wear a patch For the rest of your life? And what do I have to say? From blowing up a balloon. Terrifying. Yeah, definitely. I tell you, I thought I had an Eye injury from my inflatables Out in the front yard. Oh, wait. You've been keeping a lot of good stuff. Man, what the fuck? You had an eye injury from your inflatables. Dumb ask me. And now it freaks me out every time I do it.

[57:00]So this is this year. So I'm trying to it's it's snowed. I'm trying to get all the inflatables out of the yard. And so I'm trying to pull all of the stakes up, right? That I can. So of course, I did the thing where you lean over And I'm pulling up as it goes And the thing comes out of the ground, Hits me right square, like right above, Like the top of my eye inside the socket. And I thought I there was a legit hour Where I thought I was going to be blind Because of an inflatable Christmas inflatable steak. I'll tell you what, man. If you're going to go blind by anything, To go blind by a yard inflatable. I'll be at. Tell you what, that's fucking America, man. That's not a way to go. I have your fear. That is suburban dad power right here. I mean, that people in the neighborhood Would talk about that forever. Bury me with my new extension cords I just bought. They're so nice. And my one to three extenders. Oh my God, you got one to three extenders? You're giving me a one to three extenders. You got your one prong and then you got your three.

[58:00]I'll tell you that it's got to come into, right? No, man, tell me how you wrap your hose On the side of your house. I got to know. If you pass away, Would you get a funeral plot with your, Your inflatable wife? Would you have like a plot next to you or no? I want to point out In the sex doll community, Saying she's inflatable is actually super insulting. These are anywhere from 90 to 120 pound dolls. Okay. So they are not inflatables. They're actually quite heavy. Sorry, Aaron. I didn't mean to put the quarter back in the machine. Yeah, I know you can't take it out once it's in. I'm sorry. I can't help it. You think I would have a burial plot Next for Jessica 1.0? I'd probably sell her on Facebook Marketplace. All right, tame. You guys don't like that joke? I don't get it. I'm listening to the music. I'm enjoying Kim Jill's base work. So unlike most pop songs, which are 16 beats,

[59:00]This is just a three bar progression, Which kind of throws you off a little bit. I can do that. This is the song that reminded me of Jay Roddy Walsh For the first time. Yeah. He said he wrote the song about college girls In town that he thought were obnoxious. And I gotta tell you guys, I met some teens who were big guys, Curly hair, boisterous and loud. And they were so fucking annoying. I could not stand them. I was like, this is terrible. This is the worst. Okay. One of those things that Sarab saw those guys, You have things mad or Aaron, When you see someone you're like, Oh, this is me and now I don't like it. It's like for me, If I see annoying people at a blackjack table, I'm like, oh, fuck, I'm the annoying guy at a blackjack table. Like that's the one where I look in the mirror And I'm like, I'm that fucking guy sometimes. And I don't like it. What do you guys ever see someone And you're like, man, I don't like that. And it's something I do. Well, I used to be that guy

[1:00:00]Who would wear the baseball shoes And wear the hat and the glasses And just be like the baseball guy, Like walking around in high school, High school kind of a thing. Like now I see that guy. I'm like what? You know, sports really just figure out, Have fun doing something else, right? Like I was so into baseball and then basketball and football And I wish, I just wish I would have done something Like with a guitar or drums or something else, You know what I mean? And so I was so one dimensional That I just want to tell some of those guys that, But it's one thing I thought of right away. I'm going to go back in time real quick And we're going to see Matt in high school. Hey, real quick. Hey, Mrs. Smith. I'm done with my Richfield geography test. Could I read my East Bay catalog? Not far off. It isn't Neaterlucky. Yeah, Neaterlucky practice. You know, I can't remember the names Or anything you guys say.

[1:01:00]All right. Thomas Neaterlucky on Tuesday. Wave of mutilation. Wave. Some people think this song is a lot Like the song of the sea of love. It's got the same chord progression. I just hear like 90s all pop. I don't know what you call this. But like to me, a lot of these songs Could be like an American high movie Or something like that. Yes. Every one of them sounds like it Could be over the opening credits in a friend's Junior movie. Yes. There were some songs that made me want to skip. Now this is a 38 minute album. It's like 18 songs. The songs are incredibly short. There were a few where I was like, I cannot hear them scream anymore. I can't fucking take it. There was a point I was listening to it earlier to Rob And I was trying to read something while it And it was about the song eight or whatever. I'm like, I'd rather just sit here in silence And I had to turn it off. I'm not saying it's not good and I didn't enjoy it, But there was it drained me of it. But then I hear these songs like wave of mutilation And they're so good. They're so catchy. I'm like, I totally get it. This is great. A lot of these songs actually gave me like anxiety. Like I was listening to them in my headphones

[1:02:00]And it kind of freaked me out. I bleed. This was the one that reminded me of Nirvana the most. Yeah. This is a lot about the singer was a, Had studied a little bit of archeology in Arizona. So they think this song or he said this song Is about the cave dwelling and the Pueblo cave dwellings Where you can go in and see like this whole city And the hand prints of the wall and everything. It's pretty cool. I've been there. I've seen that. Okay, smart stuff. I just want to bring up quickly that the, This came out in 1989, right? It was written in 1988. The, some of the top albums, According to Wikipedia's list here from 1989. Okay. Got some daylight. Don't Be Cruel by Bobby Brown. Appetite for Destruction came out in 1989. It was the number one album for a little while. That blows my mind. Like a Prayer by Madonna. I'm trying to think of some of the hair battle ones

[1:03:00]That come, Dr. Feel Good by Motley Crue came out. It was like so they are squarely in the, Called the end of the hair metal Kind of into the guns and roses and hair metal. Is it Russell? You don't really call that hair. Do you? I think so. Yes, I definitely think so. I think they're on the tail end of their hair. Yeah. And so so those are what this is going up again. I mean, this is completely alternative rock compared to, You know, what was the mainstream rock at the time? That's such a good comparison. That's such a good comparison, man, To see what else is playing. Also Truth and Soul by Fishbone came out around the same time. Man, ignore what Aaron just said. Listen, don't listen to him. That was brilliant. He listened to Fishbone. You really know it's true by Millie Vanilly also came out. I mean, that sums it up right there, right? You're listening to Millie Vanilly or Bobby Brown Or guns and roses or this. Locked After Dark by Tone. Loaked, Locked After Dark by Tone. Hey, this is me Tone Luke.

[1:04:00]I'm going to be in a bunch of movies, Including Pet Detective. It's very distracting when I'm in there Because all you can think of is that's Tone Luke. Here comes your man. This sounds like a song. Nice song. This is the first single off the album. Sounds like it's in that Tom Hanks. That's so pleasant, right? It's like wonderful. It sounded like a Beatles opening with the guitar Strum and it feels like a Roy Orbison song, right? Or like the band from that thing you do. Yes. This is great. I love this. So this reminds me of Smashing Pumpkins and Pearl Jam And not so much Nirvana, but like all of those, Both of those bands had these really hard rock songs And then they'll just go completely off the script And do something bird-poppy and light. And so I don't know. That's where I think they have some influence. They allowed, if I'm allowed to say that, They allowed them to not just be like one genre Of a band. You can spread your wings and do different kinds of music.

[1:05:00]You know who I think listened to that song is Liz Faire. That sounds a lot like Liz Faire to me big time. Well, I forgot about Liz Faire. We hadn't listened, geez, that was a long time ago. People online did also say That this is the most accessible Pixie's album. So I don't know like from here if it gets, If it's more of the yelling and screaming or what. Or. Accessible song. Didn't they say that was the most successful song? I think so. I mean, that's like pure pop right there. Dead. You know who else's favorite song with Here Comes Your Man? Is that? Rob Sextal Wife. Here Comes Your Man. I turned down the music to hear that joke. Rob Sextal Wife. The only thing I'll say is that here comes your man. They called it the group called it their Tom Petty song, Which makes complete songs. Oh, I like that. Oh, that's nice. This is one where... Well, now it's cool again. Dang it. It kind of gets back in the groove there, But some of these songs like, I gotta be careful because I'm not trying to be critical, But it just sounds like noise to me. It's not pleasant or enjoyable to me.

[1:06:00]And those songs kind of throw the whole album off. The clip Rob is playing. It's like, it's hard for me to get through that song. Russ, what if I tell you that song Is about the famous biblical story About David in the seduction of Bethesba? Bathsheba? Here, you're so smart. Damn. Damn. I'm attracted to you. Hey, listen, I don't have much money, But we should go eat And then I got a good idea for later. All right, Monkey Gone to Heaven. It's an environmental song. I had an embarrassing moment though. I talked like I know a lot about music. I went to the A's opener. I had a wine with me that was called Monkey Gone to Heaven. The name of the wine was Monkey Gone to Heaven. I was like, here's a fun name of a wine. It's like a little Gamma A slammer. And this friend of mine was like, Oh, don't you know that song? I was like, I don't know. I don't know what you're talking about. This was before I had heard the listen to this album

[1:07:00]And I totally looked like a poser Because I didn't know the name of the song Monkey Gone to Heaven. Did he say he's catching up on the podcast When you mentioned later that you have a music podcast? He, no, he did not. I'm sure he did not. Mr. Grieves. This was a big old skip for me. I got some scoff. So this sounds You talked about in your opening that they were, You know, they all met at Amherst. This just sounds like a college song for me, right? Like they wrote in college, kind of a thing. And so it got me thinking. This is like, no, it's the limestone. That's a college. It's the limestone, yeah. So it got me thinking that there, Obviously a ton of bands got formed, right? But in college, and then people come together And form these bands. But I've had this for a long time. There's like kind of like this little node

[1:08:00]Up in the northeast of a few different bands That were formed up in like white privilege colleges In the northeast that have come out And done pretty well with themselves. So I thought we could potentially do a list About white privilege colleges. The bands that have come out of there. Oh, nice. Northeast. But only the rest. You're not gonna do Kozak. Better, better. So I'm not, I'm not gonna do, I wanted to try to figure out How I could get Hoody and the Blowfish in there. Oh, nice. Just so we can hear more Hoody, Because Crack, re-review, me or whatever, That's gotta be number 501 on the list Because it's not on the top 100 list for some reason. Where did they go to college? Why didn't that work out? They went to South Carolina. So. It doesn't work. Northeast. We should look at it. So first on the list, Steely Dan. And I, there's a couple of these That we've already heard. But the album, any of the albums that, Any of the songs from the albums That we've had already,

[1:09:00]I did not take a song from there. So these are new to the box. I got a little bit better with this one, Russell. I got some background And I tried to think about a little bit. So. I love it. The first one I got is, Reland in the Years by Steely Dan. They went to Bard College. Asia was number 63 on the list. This is on Can't Buy, At a Thrill is 168. So we'll be coming up on this album here. Pretty soon. What college did they go to? They went to Bard College. So. Don't have a cow, man. Don't have a cow. They met in 1967. As Fagan passed by a cafe, The red balloons, He heard Becker practicing the guitar. In an interview, Fagan recounted the experience. I hear this guy practicing And it sounded very professional And contemporary. It sounded like Like something I would really like. He introduced himself to Becker And asked, do you want to be in a band? And that's how Steely Dan was formed. You know what's weird, man, Do you know what their second question was? Hey, should we name the band that for vibrators?

[1:10:00]After a vibrator? You're gonna book some weird book with that. The guy was like, yeah. Oh my God, that's our first album. I just wrote a profile in the LA Times By Jeff Weiss Of the underrated Compton rapper Sugar Free. And Sugar Free was talking about His musical education as a kid. And he was like, my dad always listened to music. And it was all like, my dad would come home And play music from the car. And it was Al Green, Steely Dan And Parliament Funkadelic. Those were the three things. Crazy. I mean, what an education. All right, the next band, I can't stand. But they're extremely popular. Everybody likes them. They're from the Northeast. So Fish was formed the University of Vermont. And I've got a couple of clips here. And the first one is why I really dislike this band. And I've been rolling down the street Smoking in doors, sipping on gin and juice. Russell, can I tell you something that's sick? Legit. That song comes on and Jenny goes, This is one of my favorite songs. And I was like, my world's, that's not fish. I know, it's the gourd. But that's the funny part. But the song comes on her Alexa now.

[1:11:00]It's on her favorite mute. And she goes, I love this song. And I was like, oh my God, my worlds are colliding. This is so straight. Win Amps said it was fish. I know, I thought it was fish from the wash. I know. Play this. This is why I do not like, just listen to this. Turn it up a little bit. Crunchy. It's a little bit like they might be giants. They might be giants. The toes here. It sounds very familiar. All right, so this is like one, This is, I took a live version of this song And I forget the name of the song. Reba maybe is something like that. And so, it ends up being like a 14 minute song. And this is their jam, the second part of it here. And you play the jam while I read What I wrote down about fish. So, fish was formed the University of Vermont In 1983 by guitarist Trey and Jeff, I'm not going to read the last names, The bassist and the drummer, Anastasio and Fishman Had met in October after Anastasio overheard Fishman playing drums in his dormitory room

[1:12:00]And asked him, hey, you want to be, You want to jam with me? So then Gordon met the trio shortly after Having answered a want ad for a bass guitar That Anastasio had posted around the university. So literally they just four dudes Hanging out at the University of Vermont, Now they're fish and they're this worldwide. Matt, how cool would it have been If you had played a little more guitar in high school And you would have answered like an ad from Aaron saying He was starting a band and needed a guitar player. So how much? It would have been great. It would have been great. So we've had this debate, right? Would you rather be a pro athlete Or a professional like a successful musician? And I'm absolutely in the successful musician category now As opposed to being a professional athlete. Imagine you come into your dorm freshman year And there's a fucking drum set in there. Your roommate is playing the drums in a dorm room. Get me the fuck out of there, could not take, I don't care if that guy's gonna become the drummer And fish, goodbye, don't need it. And then you get moved into another dorm room And your second roommate's got a ferret. Get me the fuck out of there too.

[1:13:00]And you go to a third dorm room And it's Jessica 1.0 with a Guy Fieri mask on. What? This is the room for me. If I remember correctly, Aaron can fix me, Someone may have gotten a blow up doll For one of our friends for their 18th birthday. I think it was just a flashlight, But maybe there was a full, Man, no, no, I think you're right. I think it might have been a full doll. No, I think you're right. I think it might have been a full doll. No, I think you're right, yeah. But it was an inflatable, not a real one, Like from outside or whatever it was ever used For its intended purpose. Inflatable doll's gift, hilarious. Flashlight is gift, not hilarious. Very strange. Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha. Listen, you're not how high When you're jacking off with that thing later. I'll tell you that. That orgasm is unironic. Unironic only. Don't you think? Next band, this is the one that I thought of in particular. MGMT is one of my favorite bands. I saw them live at First Ave with Nick from Minneapolis

[1:14:00]At a great time. First Ave is such a good spot to see any band Because there's enough people there to make it a crowd Where you can get close enough to feel Like you're close to the band. So, MGMT, go ahead and hit play, Rob. Ben Goldwasser and Andrew Van Weygard Formed the band while attending Wesleyan University During their freshman year. We weren't trying to start a band, Remarking Goldwasser. We were just hanging out And showing each other music that we liked. They named the talking heads, Orchestral maneuvers in the dark, OMB, whatever it is, And those artists were definitely in the blood. They experimented with Noise Rock, Electronica Before, Settling On with the Spin Magazine Called their current brand Of shape-shifting psychedelic pop. So, great band. Did I listened to them all the time. No, Matt, did you know That Aaron is gonna join MGMT, But you know what it's called now? Middle MGMT. Middle MGMT.

[1:15:00]Very nice. Next group, Vampire Weekend. I did not know the history of these guys, But the band members met while enrolled At Columbia University, Beginning with a rap collaboration Between K. Nagan Thompson, Named La Home Run. And La Home is probably some writer, Isn't it, or something. So, let's give a bunch of smart kids a minute. They bonded over shared love Of punk music and African music, And I can't believe that Vampire Weekend, What we hear came out of a rap group Who liked punk rock and African music, But this little poppy The group has put out some pretty good albums Over the years, including their latest one. Remember, the Vampire Weekend, It was on one episode before, Way back in our Abbey Road episode, They were the number one song For the best song featuring a harpsichord. Geez. My God, featuring a harpsichord. Welcome back. Welcome back to a list. We did a harpsichord list, And the number one was Vampire Weekend. I would have lost them.

[1:16:00]You wanna hear the top five? Yes, please. It was Eminem, the real Slim Shady. The black keys too afraid to love you. The stranglers, golden brown, And the doors love me two times. Oh my God, such a, When I think of the harpsichord, That's what I think of, for sure. That's it. Now, Matt, what was that last song called? Holiday? I was wondering, Because they had a whole part, And I'm gonna edit this into the Madonna album as well, They had a whole part of the song About the macadamia nut cookies And the blue Gatorade, But how good it is there? Like it's... What? At the holiday? Holiday. Or is that a quick trip? If I've been out of Minnesota too long, I'm mixed up. Still got a lot of holidays. You are correct, sir. They do it at gas station with better. Rob, I did go into a holiday today. Yep. You're tempted by those rolling tornadoes, Aren't you, those meat tornado things they have? Two people in line. There's two checkout people. One person was in line buying lottery tickets,

[1:17:00]Scratching at this thing. The other person was busy flipping through their phone For like five minutes, Trying to find their code for like their points. So they could get points for their... No. No. And Russell's there holding like the hottest mini pizza. He's like, oh, so hot. If I was holding a sex doll in there, I would have been the third most Least annoying person in that building. What do you want, sweetie? Do you want the M&M cookies Or the macadamia nut ones? All right, last band. We've heard them before. So we've got talking heads. We heard talking heads remain in the light at number 39. This song called Take Me to the River, You guys have all probably heard it, Comes off the album More Songs About Buildings and Food, Which is number 364 on the list. We will hear this song again. In 1973, they were at the Rhode Island School of Design

[1:18:00]Where David Byrne and Chris Frantz formed a band. The Arist... The Artistics. Bella Student, Tino Weymouth, Frantz girlfriend, Often provided transportation. The Artistics dissolved the following year And the three moved to New York, Eventually sharing a communal loft. After they were unable to find a basis, Weymouth took the role. Frantz encouraged Weymouth to learn to play bass By listening to Suzy Quatro albums. Don't know Suzy Quatro. Have you ever heard of Suzy Quatro? We're gonna ask Weymouth to audition three times Before she ended up joining the band. So long way to come to being What is the talking heads, But they originally started at the Rhode Island School of Design. Interesting. You know who else was in their dorm room? There was a certain fish on the... What the fuck, Aaron? His takes his glass. What the fuck? You stepped on my shoulder this time. At least he learned you.

[1:19:00]You asked. For the most part, that was a really good list, man, Until it was actually ruined at the end. So we've got Bard, we've got University of Vermont, Wesleyan, Columbia and Rhode Island School of Design. So a lot of nice white bands coming out of the Northeast. I was gonna tell at least a three-minute story About Billy Bass learning the lyrics, Being afraid, coming out on stage. And you just said Billy Bass. You didn't even say a fit. Oh my God. You said, do I knew. You're right what, Aaron? You're right. When you're right, you're right. You caught me in logic. All right, next up. What did we do? Oh, that was Monkey God to Heaven. Mr... No, Mr. Greaves? Yeah, Mr. Greaves, right? Yeah. Next up, Crackity Jones. This was a song that they said Would often cause moshes at their concerts. Do you guys ever mosh? Huh? Like a little bit, but not really. I did this slam by Onyx growing up,

[1:20:00]But that wasn't really mosh. That was slam. You were just letting your boys be boys. I get it. I don't know, Moshi always scared me though. I never wanted to mosh. Is that the fastest song we've heard Of any song we've listened to so far? Like maybe Metallica's got something that fast. Go back and play that. That's so fast. What's a faster song we've heard? I bet there's a Sex Pistole one. You think? When it gets going, it's fast. Yeah, this is moving. Yeah, definitely. Everything goes fast. You know what? Speaking of a fucking mosh. Yeah! Yeah, let's fucking hit people. Said never me. La La Love You. They said that they'd need to make a silly song. Is this the one with the whistle, The creepy whistling?

[1:21:00]I think so. Yeah, shake your butt. Yeah, this is a weird song. It's a, this song doesn't fly anymore, does it? When you listen to what's going on? Probably not. If you don't think it's right, If you don't think it's right, Russell, I don't think it's right. Yeah, if you have to guess, If you have to ask, it's probably not right. Number 13, baby. Now you might say to yourself, Number 13 is this Aaron's As he calls them grunts. They have to do all the work for him at the office. No. This is a song about the 13th letter of the alphabet. Aaron, what's the 13th letter of the alphabet? L? Aaron, I no longer want to have sex with you. Matt's right, it's an M. Oh. Okay, it's an M. And he did on the forehead, YMCA style. This is a song about Mary Jane, okay? And not the Mary Jane that's dead that you're dancing with, Even though you also look like a corpse. Speaking of Tom Petty, This is the Mary Jane marijuana.

[1:22:00]Remember when we were on that, The monkeys gone to heaven? Is that in a lot of other songs? Does that recognize in a different song? Do you guys know what it is? What? No. I think it's Firewater Burn. Go pull up Firewater Burn by the Bloodhound Gang. Oh my God. Yes, we're finally doing it. We're finally having the Bloodhound Gang on the podcast. There we go. Right here. You got it. Yeah, are you starting with Frank Black? Yeah, there you go. This monkey's gone to heaven. Aaron didn't know about Pixie songs. You know about Pixie songs And relating to the Bloodhound Gang. Russell, that's why you're so hard. I know that. I was like, I finally got the Bloodhound Gang On the podcast. Maybe it's famous from a ton of songs. I was like, no, it's famous from the Pixies. And he even shouts out Frank Black Francis. Yeah, it's cool, isn't it? Brilliant.

[1:23:00]Somebody from Billboard said, Is the world ready for a need of a new act, Mimeing ground broken by the Beastie Boys And Ugly Kid Joe a number of years ago? Probably not. But here comes the Bloodhound Gang. Ugly Kid Joe. Wow. That's part of that. It was definitely the radio version Where they don't eat, right? Oh my God. You guys are way. You guys are Bloodhound Gang heads. I didn't even know that was the Bloodhound Gang. That's how embarrassed I was. The only song of theirs I know is Chacy Lane. It's about the adult actress. Never mind. Let's not get into why I know that song. Okay, there goes my gun. Great song, by the way. They basically made a pop song with three lines. We don't have that many other, Like I was thinking we don't have that In many other mixed gender bands like Fleetwood Mac. But definitely not, like, we don't hear this sound. We hear men and women's voices either singing together Or trading off that often. Fuji's were another mixed gender band.

[1:24:00]Borda said, I don't get it. Hey, this is their most popular song Or one of their more popular songs. Been trying to meet you. To meet you. They say it's one of their few R&B songs. It's got a groove. Yeah, kind of their walking bass. And then of course they have to say horrors Like 30 times. I was like, this is stressing me out. Silver, I think at this point in the album, I just started all the songs. I was like, I don't want to pick any more places. It's a lot of songs. It's, they're all short though. Yeah. Did you talk about why they're short at the beginning? I'm gonna miss it. Did you read that though? No, is it because it doesn't matter how big it is? Actually a lot of people say that. Maybe in public. No, I was reading that the producer

[1:25:00]Or someone was telling them They should make shorter songs. And they said what? All of Buddy Holly's songs were short And he played Buddy Holly's music. They're like, if it's good enough for Buddy Holly, It's good enough for us. Oh, that's great. Gauge Away, another eye injury song. I thought this was a pretty strong finish. I thought it was a good song to end on. I agree, it works. I think, and this was Silver, Back to back with this one is like a fun summary Of what they were doing. You do have to keep in mind, right? We're talking, what, 1989? 1989. We're at 88 really soon. If you would say this is 1994, I'd say, oh yeah, that makes total sense. But 1989, this is an early, early. And that's why, but does this belong At 141 on the list? That's why we need to start talking about, Nope, not that one. We need to do our rating system. Don't say yes. This one doesn't have an emoji at all. That's a wrap.

[1:26:00]No, I couldn't think of an emoji for rating system. Maybe I'll put a bone right now. Put a bone on there. Yeah, I spelled it wrong. Don't judge me. You can put the legal scales on there. God, you're frozen. You're so smart. What do you think of this album? Okay, the pixies do little. Does it do little for you? You don't think this is very good? I mean, it just comes to me sometimes. You don't think it's very good. This is a rolling groan you did not like listening to this. Or did this do okay for you? Yes, I'm nailing it again. This is a rolling well-toned, it is a perfect album. Or is this a do not little? Now you thought I was gonna say do more Because you'd be like, oh, Rob is gonna say more, But that's more. And I said not little. That means it's a lot. Okay, if some people, if they say it's not little, That's actually a great compliment. And that would be a rolling bone

[1:27:00]That should have been higher on the list. Okay, speaking of do little, It should have been higher on the list. Okay, this was the album is above 141. Okay, Madonna, who? This album should be above it. What do you think, rolling well-toned, Rolling bone or rolling groan? Matt, the Madonna who question was rhetorical Because of course she does not have a last name. So something to think about. I really liked this album And I really liked the Pixies. I think I'm gonna kind of steal A little bit of Russell's take here Is that there's not really a song you know On this album, right? Like, and I think that even in the top 250, let's say, Like if you're gonna have a top 250 album, You should have some songs that everybody knows. In my opinion, there's gonna be some that don't hit. I think that this album is very influential, But I don't think it belongs at 140, 141 on this list. So if you were to tell me this is in like The high 200s, low 300s, I might say it's rolling well-toned right there,

[1:28:00]But I'm gonna go with rolling groan at 141, Should be down the list a little bit. Definitely should be in the top 500, But it's a little too high of a ranking. Russell, what do you think? Rolling well-toned, rolling bone or rolling groan? I enjoyed some of the guitar stuff on here. I thought it was pretty dynamic. They're kind of playing with like volumes and stuff, You know, they'd speed it up, slow it down, Get loud, make it softer. For me, it's just not something that really connects With me and Matt said This is kind of an art time of Being kids, it's a little bit Before our teenage years, but if I don't know The songs and there's not like big hit for me, It's probably not something I'm gonna come back And listen to. I think it's really interesting music. It's probably very influential, But it really dues little for me, So I'm gonna say it's rolling groan. It's too high on the list. Rosie, what do you think? Do little, Pixie's 89. What do you think? Yeah, I put this on last time When I was watching basketball And it was actually really great for that. I was watching the Clippers in the Sun. I thought it worked really well And so I was like, I don't know, man,

[1:29:00]I kind of like this. And then, Wow, that was cool. And then the more I think about it I'm back in that same spot where I'm like, We haven't heard Willie Nelson, We haven't heard Whitney Houston, We haven't heard Ohio players, Nina Simone, so I just, I don't know. I think that they made some great music on this album. I think they didn't necessarily want it To be pleasant to listen to And a lot of people took a lot of great stuff from it, But I might have to call it rolling groan also. That speech was wild with round ball rock Playing in the background of it. I just gotta say it was enjoyed at totally separate tones. I loved it. Listen, unfortunately you are all incorrect. Of course, this gets a rolling pre-smashing pump cones. Okay? I mean, that whole idea of alternative music, Matt said it more eloquently than me, But this whole, again, we had it with, Oh, we had it the other day with Black Sabbath Talking about how they invented metal. This you could point to as a definite branch

[1:30:00]In the tree that is alternative music. Like this is a hugely important album And that's why it gets a rolling pre-smashing Pump cones. That's the first time I've said my bit twice And I regret it. Big mistake should not do that anymore. It's not that funny the first time. Depressing the second time. Pre-smashing. Live and learn. You can live and learn. Pre-smashing pump cones. Okay, I thought the rule of three Would come in and help me out there. It did not. Okay? If anything, it's... Try the rule of four. Pre-smashing pump cones. Say it again. Okay? Rule of four. Don't think that's a thing. Just follow up. I think it was like, It's almost like a Nike swoosh, right? Like you started and then it went way down. I mean, you're kind of slowly coming back up. All right. That's what I like to hear. That's what I like to hear. Before you say it. Next up. Finally. We have an album where I can sing About the two papers I wrote on adult films. It was born in two essays. Born in the USA by the boss. Jared might be like three weeks off From this podcast after tonight. What? Born in two essays.

[1:31:00]He cannot see what he saw earlier on that website. You had pulled up. Yeah, that one. Then he booked for it. He booked for it. He booked for it. I got the perfect podcast for you, Jack. Beck did it better. You better have a joke Because I got one, But you're going to have to edit it out. Does it involve a sex doll And my King Gizzard and my lizard wizard? You nailed it. It's time to say it. You can read my mind. After the ceremony, You take her out for some dining, Dashing and deep-dicking. Right, Ron? Oh my God. He put a triangle emoji over the triangle. Oh, that's great. Good work. Oh my God.