Bruce Springsteen: Born in the USA (1984)

[0:00]All right here we go nothing can possibly go wrong today oh i think jenny came out and just Started the dryer right next to me right before we started she was like hey rob are you gonna do A podcast yeah i am i'm gonna just turn on this fucking dryer and put it on towel cycle it's like Two hours long this thing has been going like throws like a hammer in the middle of the dryer Let's have a little racket to it right honey did i put a belt in there again ah no don't worry about It not a big deal why does your belt always need to be washed rob How's the belt get dirty i've never seen a belt this sweaty Get it rob yes it's because i tied the belt around my neck and use it to help me masturbate Those of you that knew the podcast welcome okay welcome all the way i did i Watched i've been watching shameless It's the show i think it was on showtime it's hilarious wildly inappropriate for kids but

[1:00]They talk about auto erotic asphyxiation the guy who's sitting at the end of the bar he said If you're gonna do it you gotta put a lemon in your mouth while you're doing it because if you Pass out eventually the sweetness will or the sourness will get into your mouth and it'll cause You to wake up so rob if you're ever doing i don't think that's the problem i don't think that's the Problem when they accidentally kill themselves masturbating is that they no i think you just Need something to wake you up can i ask if if a citrus squeeze truly will work no probably work Put the whole can of truly in there if we caught you in a hotel room dead and there's a belt around Your neck and a truly in your mouth i would lay it on the floor would you clean it up for me or Would you let it come out i would tell your family that you died masturbating with A belt around your neck and i would not tell them about the truly that's how good of a friend i am Can you imagine that's part of that you'd say my reputation by saying there was a lemon but there

[2:00]You wouldn't make any mention of the truly right and i would say hey that was for everybody Out there was listening to the podcast we appreciate it can you imagine me giving that Podcast bit at your funeral russ i'm looking forward to it in 2020 four friends decided to Listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums is decided by rolling stone magazine this resulted A text chain that celebrated the music excoriated the order and led us to making this podcast we are Far from experts we promise to do almost no research all opinions are our own unless you Disagree please sit back and enjoy beck did it better we are all the way up to album 142 and From 1984 it's the number one hugo in my mind the boss bruce springsteen with born in the usa there's A lot of layers to that hugo boss joke you go you gotta really dig deep porn did you say porn Or born in the usa oh gotcha not porn in the usa As the people who just listened as they fall asleep and then the next episode starts just Hearing that joke and then the same joke again with the next two minutes anyway today guys is

[3:00]Coronation day and oh don't get me started i'd log in i log in to do my wordle today and The first fucking thing i gotta see is king charles is in his get up we don't have to do That shit man well you know who i know that was at the coronation for a fact is on her instagram Elizabeth holmes Was there and she was giving away signed copies of her book to almost anyways total Strangers she was giving away copies of the book did not care if they knew her or whatever they Said she said oh i'll send this to absolutely everyone except for one person spare so anyways Guys as my joke was going to be yes today we're not doing a coronation we're we're doing a hard Coronation we're going to make this show more hardcore tonight i promise this is going to be The most hardcore show we've ever done Russ is going to be sitting there chewing his nails to the quick trying to decide what to edit Out of this thing oh yeah this is gonna be great so hardcore rob i'm going with ruby grapefruit

[4:00]Instead of 11 one oh my god ruby grapefruit oh i got a canker sore just hearing that all right What if you came in rob it's just me with the belt and there's just like a dozen truly cans Sprinkled all over the floor and the first 11 works and the last one let me down oh you didn't Pick up the cans in between During the refractory period you did not pick up any of the cans you just left them on the floor Of your hotel so you get so tired after that i'm gonna catch a nap here and there we know he doesn't Tip the room staff at the hotel we know that for a fact he's let that slip before so he's Putting all those truly cans on the ground and not tipping actually rob before you get to your Song i will say there was a let's call this a listener of our podcast and they listened to my Story about the bartender issue i had with the espresso martinis remember how there's that one That keeps coming around i can't get rid of him this listener of ours said did you tell them that You're such a good tipper that's part of the reason why the guy keeps coming back because i'm a

[5:00]Very good tipper rob and that's part of the reason why the guy won't let us go can you believe that My that you let him on that your good friend is giving you that kind of encouragement of like You're a good tipper just gassing you up like that meanwhile my spouse with matt says no when the Comic ass doesn't matter how big he is in bed like that's the difference of support we're getting Wrestling interesting so yeah it's very interesting maybe you should tip better You should give better tip rob listen i would but it's so hot I'm trying but it's so hot it's red hot all right let's get into the radio Man i think it's already falling asleep here we go no i'm trying to find that Send you that link Okay Now a lot of people out there have dated chad's man rob because of his looks But there's more to me than that or is there oh yeah i was dating this woman

[6:00]But she broke up with me today oh no the reason was given I didn't know exactly what i should say said there's something about me Oh she said there's something that she disdains And now i'm thinking But that's the problem i have a little brain Yes she won't go out with you unless you're smart and now she's blowing Some guy that's reading renee gickard oh yeah i could have put it mozart or I'm not a great student but i'm reading everything In my bookcase and now i'm hoping that she'll come over and sit on my face I know david was done by michelangelo and now i'm hoping

[7:00]That knowing this fact will get me fellatio She's attracted to guys like bill gate and now i'm hoping That she'll come over and sit on my face i'm broken up by my artists i know david was done by michelangelo and now i'm hoping that knowing this fact will get me fellatio Yes I'm at least smart enough so we can mutually masturbate It's the perfect podcast It's the perfect podcast guys We start we we had a song With the words mutually masturbate Oh finally my dream has come true Anyway that was a song written by a pretty funny guy obviously And i did say we were going more hardcore

[8:00]Do you guys know that chat gbt will not give you the response with Can you tell me things that are smart and things that are sex acts that rhyme It cannot do that Because i had to be like i'd be like okay city in my face what rhymes with that's also Smart And i was like bookcase ah yes very smart stuff sending a rocket into space That would be a smart thing to do what the fuck that's way better than a bookcase Dang man dang you got me listen i got four guys here who can't believe this album isn't at 123 Oh wait let me say like bruce springsteen would one two three I've got russ in minnesota russ how are you doing Hey aaron and matt standing over there in the corner today's your lucky day for sure all right Me and my buddy rob he's from new york city we got two hundred dollars and we want to rock all night Yes yeah and a lot of people are losing their jobs

[9:00]200 is that all it takes Oh right i was continuing the lyrics and i did one of these songs where he's always like I think i would stop hooking i would might stop hooking if i was only getting two hundred dollars A night for two dudes right i mean come on like 200 to rock all night with two dudes You got a chart i mean the normal rate is only 100 or do they like compound it Yeah so far this is the most hardcore show we've done this is so good The dog is scratching at the door good oh no oh that's hard this is hard oh yep i've got matt Minneapolis matt how are you doing good this podcast is just trying to recapture a little of The glory of yeah but you know as time slips away leaves you with nothing but rob talking about his Glorious penis oh god Shoot that would have been a good song too Instead of glory days i could have done glorious penis I if you don't think i tried to write a song about glory holes To glory days you don't know me very well what if it was glory

[10:00]Grays talking about your pubic hair glory grays oh no no it's scratching on jenny's door wait i Gotta be right back jenny's gonna wake up jesus christ what if we just took over the podcast and Let rob sit it out and he can come back with his glory Hole glory hole days song and i've got out in california now listen after aaron was just telling Us before the podcast started that when aaron's kid was born he pulled the doctor aside And he said listen doc i know this is a weird question but when can we have when can we Have sex again oh the doctor said well i'm not sure but i get off work in two hours That's what she said the doctor was a woman you guys did you picture the doctor being a woman Yes if you didn't picture the doctor being a woman having sex You have preconceived biases and you better work on it okay better yourself please not only are we Hardcore we're teaching you about your biases i was gonna make a you thought aaron was having Sex with a man dressed as a doctor think about what you just said that's biased

[11:00]Well i think we're going down let's talk about born in the usa dan rather biased i want to make An announcement right now and i was going to say this out of the show but it seems like i should Be now too the last two emails we've gotten from russ about the episodes have both started with Too long for me so this episode we are going to try to shorten it up okay literally he just Writes too long for me i'm like well that's not that's very bad you are actually one of The things that this show is aimed at like you're our number one audience people who know us like That's it that's generally been one of the the reviews i've been giving what i've been Hooking recently also rob that is too long for me for only 200 bucks that's a review i've never Done too long for me now listen okay and so podcast listener out there look at the time That this episode goes and see is it under 130 did we make it did we do it are we successful You know our fate we don't dr do people yelp their sex workers is that a thing

[12:00]I wouldn't do you i mean it's gotta exist right i bought my car out the other day i had a lease And i bought my car yes this goes right into a story and i afterwards you know the process But the guy texted me directly was like could you please go on google reviews and leave a review Just for me and i just ignored it like i'm not doing that shit what do you guys think do you Ever do that do you leave reviews like on public sites for things can i give you guys a Embarrassing story when i went down to florida i got a free jujitsu lesson at a place and they Said all you have to do is leave a positive google review and we'll give you a free lesson And i said oh yeah sure i'm happy to do it i went in really nice place had a great time super clean It was really nice and i left and that was six weeks ago you guys want to guess what i'm gonna See next i have not written the review it's in my head i think about it every day i'm like i should Write that review there it is tell them listen to the podcast there's your oh my gosh

[13:00]Just put a link to this episode two stars not great all right there's the review and now Let's get into our voicemail oh and yes I do russell all the time yeah that's very kind man you what were we talking about again Seriously what were we talking about never negative ones just positive ones so Do you use like the server's name in them well no it's like you know like we went to that Vineyard out when we were out near napa sonoma and people were very nice and there were new Vineyard and stuff yeah well this is great you know things like that For sure we'll put it when it's like a new business or like there's young owners that are Just like we're working so hard yeah and then you're like you leave a review and you're like Number two you're like i'm a goddamn hero i'm a folk hero like if people should be worshiping me I'm that i'm keeping what's america i'm what's america right now i'm keeping it going so i think

[14:00]This might be a cry for help i don't know why i'm calling but and two things happened Okay so good start right might be a cry for help might be if you've already figured out that it Might be yeah hey if you're asking the question you know the answer all right i'm steady sat at His kitchen table and his nuts touched his chair and no one really raised any questions about that Yeah because everybody does it everybody has sat at their kitchen nude guys hands up if you've done It what's that have you what russ what are you doing we're doing a show i asked you four times To turn that voicemail up i can't hear it I didn't refuse i can't turn it up anymore wait let me check one thing i think this caller's got A ball gag in his mouth no it's gonna be amplified through the podcast or you can hear it like i can This guy said that when i talked about sitting my nuts down at the kitchen table you

[15:00]Guys didn't think it was weird you didn't say anything you just let that slide by with no Conversation i don't think anyone would be surprised if you're walking around naked i Was in view of my neighbor in the back so i have to watch the nudity have you ever sat at the kitchen Table naked matt you have come on never have you guys have never done that russell i mean these Chairs aren't that comfy i don't know like they're wooden chairs that's my point you wouldn't like Me to make it no it's not great i'm telling you russell come on russell come through for me you Know what i don't really lie russell i don't really have a kitchen table i have a table in My kitchen that's like a that's kind of like a hold the mail Yeah it's a hold the mail but it's a it's like a built-in bench and honestly like i just don't Like sitting there it's like a booth that's built into the wall i don't like sitting there So i have a table out here but for the last three years this table has been full of like computer Monitors and stuff so i don't think this is really considered the kitchen table but no i don't

[16:00]Sit out here naked at either one of them russell i gotta ask where are you eating meals my man Sounds like there is no place to eat a meal in your house i would usually move if i need to if I'm gonna eat at the table here i would eat if you need to i like it if i'm gonna eat yeah what Are you doing just i moved my keyboard you see this keyboard i have you got a coffee table i Mean i do have a coffee table in the living room too yes russell it sounds like you live in a space Pod somewhere i mean your house sounds smarter than aaron's we might have to do it we might Have to do a camera tour russell get that laptop moving around russell i i feel you man if I'm gonna eat something By myself i'm gonna sit at my ass down in front of the tv or something i'm not gonna just go like Sit at a table by myself with my nuts hitting the chair just to feel a little feeling from Something you know like what are you looking at with you to stare you start watching your phone Or what are you doing when you're sitting at a kitchen table by yourself rob i would want to sit

[17:00]The kitchen table naked before i sit on my couch naked really i mean my couch it's it's suede it's Like microfiber like there's a don't need that like what if you know what i mean what would you Be more embarrassed rob if you were sitting at one Of them naked and the whole family came home which one would you be like oh fuck and this is bad Oh on the couch because you're so reclined You're so reclined so that would be the door opens and you scramble yeah i would i don't know What i would have to act like somebody robbed me i don't know i think at least on the couch you Could just claim you were doing something in like private that you shouldn't be doing when other People walk in but like at the kitchen table what the fuck right i mean maybe it's just you Got distracted by like a cadbury egg You're like oh i was going to the shower but oh actually i'm really excited to eat This cabbage or whatever the dog jumped in my wife's bed she was out here yelling at me about It my god my life's over all right let's get back to this voicemail hey under 130 i think we can Still do it guys then there was a voicemail from a woman very kind woman named charm who was

[18:00]Heaping praise on you and you said she was the only one that called it didn't know you well I don't know you i'm in chicago and i think the reason this was recommended with me because I listened to sea change right back and next thing you know i've listened to more than 50 episodes of This yes this is for real our seo totally worked russ you were right i yeah i thought i i honestly I thought this was one of two people yeah me too i thought it was brian from woodbury at first but Then they started talking about sitting with your nuts at the table there's no way that brian's Talking about i thought it was john from edina i thought it was john from edina and then i'm looking You know john from edina has been a lot of places naked and sat a lot of places naked so That would be completely another internet stranger another internet that's crazy Sea change is my favorite beck album has lost cause on it yes aaron keep this seo going i love It and now to make it even weirder i recommended it to a friend from st olaf and he knows a couple

[19:00]Of you guys so seriously why am i listening to this oh And we know that person didn't go to st olaf no because he called it st olaf Doesn't bother us We're fine wow someone doesn't even know this stuff doesn't even know limestones I think this guy nailed it right on the head is like he's what the fuck am i doing with my life But i actually love listening to the podcast so it was like a back Handed way back doorway of saying i'm not listening to the podcast He really likes us he likes you rob he really likes you He's out there yeah he's stuck it's all i want waiting to get us in his ear holes What yeah okay guys i got it i he's scratching at my wife's door again this is craziness Guys rob is fucking off the chain what is going on right now he is off the rails He's playing these voicemails that don't make any sense and then he's getting pissed at us For not understanding them and it's like you can barely hear it i don't know what the fuck he's

[20:00]Talking about And then he just gets up and he's left like four times okay he's back All right so that's it for the voicemail hey another stranger we salute you did that guy leave His name did he did that guy leave his name or no i don't think so okay because i just want to Salute whoever you are from chicagoland thank you for listening we salute you some of us appreciate Some of us appreciate you listening we'll take a shot in the lord mr chicagoland oh lord oh that's So gross all right let's get into it Let's get into everybody's favorite part of the show we'll put some garden air on our hot dogs Oh yeah it's time to see what everybody's up to what's jardineer time for roll it's like pickled Peppers like some sort of chicago thing pickled pepper relish that goes on italian beef I wonder how much i could get could i get a peck of it and after watching shameless That guy definitely does not live on the south side of chicago he's definitely a north side guy Or like a forest park or whatever the outer sub guys we can't do maps of multiple cities i can't

[21:00]Do it i don't see why not i mean i think it's really erin rolling going how's it going with You it's going really well i all right let me see if this works okay i've got something very Important to talk to you guys about all right can you guys still hear me you see me yeah oh All right are you quitting no nope i just want to i want to read a few things to you when we Have all this silence this is what i'm going to drink my Mango truly is to keep me awake right now what the fuck's going on all right i just want to read I just want to read a few things to you okay you ready i want to know your body okay how you make Me feel yeah yes beside you okay i keep calling you okay get gasms if we don't have each other I need to look at my dating apps roll around okay You fill me up and finally i fit in there you guys this is the track list from smoky robinson's

[22:00]Newest album gasms released last friday this man is 82 years old and the album is as delightfully Awkward as it sounds it's it sounds great it's worth a listen everybody check it out but like This man is still out there putting out track lists for you guys so i'm going to read a few things to you guys Like that it's a extremely horny album so good for smoky he's 82 i hope every 82 year old out there Is working like smoky is if you notice that one of the songs on the album ends with the words Mutual masturbation i'm going to tell you right now that is parallel thinking okay i did not copy It or it could be perpendicular do you think he's always been this way or do you think now That he's like 80s he's just says fuck it and i'm just gonna start i'm gonna guess he's always Been this way but he had to kind of like you know he he had a he had to keep it motown he had to keep

[23:00]It radio right he had a lane right so he had to kind of like but he started the quiet storm i mean His he literally has an album called the quiet storm but i i recommend people go out there goes The dog if you know if you're hanging out with a somebody fucking rob's gone again you guys Believe this shit i think part of smokey's probably doing it like he realizes his relevance And so you kind of have to throw some sort of shock value into what you're doing to keep an Audience right yes you're exactly right because he's also running around doing quincy jones style Interviews where he's like oh back in the 70s i had an affair with diana ross when we were both Married like stuff it's just like wait a minute like nobody needed to know he's just throwing Everything out to like make whatever news article he can or to get interviews or to to i mean you Can probably get him on this podcast at this point right is it any good did you listen to the Album is it any good it is absolutely good yeah it's it's top-notch r&b i mean it's really good

[24:00]Like the band is good they're good grooves no it's absolutely worth a listen but also Just amazing and i've been i've been watching this for at least three months i was like i've Been planning my rolling going around gasms but i wanted to listen to it before i talked about it And i knew the release date was april 28th i've been looking forward to it but now i've had A week to sit with it you know the gasm is released i knew the gasm is Released get out there get yourself some gasms everybody i highly recommend can you imagine This is i think this is all a ploy that aaron got his internet history found out By his wife and was like no i'm really into the new smoky robinson album and then he has Like paul smoky robinson's like smoky you owe me one you have to make an album now called gasms i Gotta get out of this he announces it a week later if i had that kind of clout with smoky Robinson i'm not sure that's what i'm using for there's been a lot of albums That have come out by like 80 year olds right like neil young you know he's put out stuff

[25:00]He's put out music lately it's just not that good right like things are going downhill bob dylan i Mean he keeps touring and keeps putting out stuff and he hasn't had anything good you know since About 2000 so i don't know i i would be very leery of anything that comes out but if you say It's good obviously not me i will always i mean there are some there's there are limits but i love Old guy albums man like i mean johnny cash like johnny cash's very last one is too hard to Some joe strummer albums i really like i like some chris christopherson stuff i love old man Albums okay yeah gasms checking out that was it that's my whole thing do you guys remember the Movie orgasmo yeah i remember i watched that movie with you more times than i can what would You guys think of someone who has a friend and their favorite movie was orgasmo for at least a Year it wasn't me but aaron and i had a mutual friend that this was their favorite movie what Would you think that's that you can tell that's in a pre-dating world where you had to Have like it's like it's like me when at work when somebody asked you know oh what book are you reading

[26:00]Right now and i have to like say the same book i've been saying for the last two years or whatever You just have to come up with a movie that's not orgasmo when you're on a date Hey what do you want to watch you panic orgasmo what is my favorite movie god damn it if it's The guy i'm thinking of i think the dating was not that easy for him anyway so i think he was so Late shifts at mcdonald's rob you know my go-to book right i've told you once before it's the game Penetrating the secret society of pickup artists that's what you tell people you're reading when You're yeah when you're on a date yeah i'm negating you dummy i'm a sapiosexual russell Rolling going how's it going with you rolling going things are really good i actually i went On a trip last week i went to the nation's capitol Washington dc i went for a work trip and i thought i could get some advice from you Guys i might need to go to the advice corner here for something oh no i said i would never

[27:00]Stop this song once i started oh we gotta play it then get get to the corner it's time to do Both ruffles now i'm so mad oh yeah can't wait to find god save the king on our podcast we don't Have to do this yes we do eric it's not god save the king don't have to do it This is actually the other song yes by liege Now let's all put up our piggies and swear an oath to the real king charles I expected it better swear allegiance to king charles Whatever he does i'll do it whatever he says it's fine yes my liege So anyways i was out in dc last week for a cool work event and i thought you know what there's This purse this Traveler that i know and this traveler had started giving me some grief in recent months Because i'd been to arizona a few times i'd been out of minneapolis i've been out of the weather

[28:00]And i've gone to nice places for work trips and i have chosen not to invite this traveler along Because i would rather it just be a work trip where i can focus on getting my job done and i Started go ahead don't have to say why like we get it russell we we get why i mean those you'd Want to go on a trip by yourself okay those data gaps Better when you don't have to worry about you know the three of us understand more than you Could possibly imagine if you told any of us right now that we have 30 minutes to get out of the house To pack our bags and we buy ourselves for five days we would even pack a bag we just Run out of the house i'd be like i'll pack a bag wherever i'm going let's go i'll buy a bag when i Get there so so i i go to this trip and i i i say hey to this traveler you should come with We can stay a few extra days in dc we can explore the city we can go to the city we can go to the City we can go to some fun restaurants it'll be fun so the traveler takes me up on this offer They come out to dc i finish up my conference and we do some fun things we do for the ford theater

[29:00]Where lincoln was assassinated i i don't want to give rod really super fun i really didn't even Want to bring that up because i don't want rob to go down that route because i feel like that That you know we could have the authorities called on us if rob starts making those types of jokes i Have one thing to say to that russell sig semper tyrannus okay We ended up going to some fun restaurants we walked down to capitol hill we we did some of The monuments we did the number one speakeasy in dc which was fantastic we went to georgetown for A bunch of great things a bunch of fun things one of my favorite things you guys will love this The traveler is is a runner this person wants to get out and do their run every day so one of these Days they were going to say i'm going to go do the run i was like you should go down to the mall you Know the monuments and everything it's like one of the best runs you can do right i did i'm sorry I must have misheard you because you said we should go down to the mall right is that what

[30:00]You said to that i said you should go jogging down at the mall together you should Go down you should go so here's the reason i let this person go not that i wanted to go running With them to begin with but i let them go running so i could sneak away and go to a baseball game What are your thoughts about how long of a run was this seven miles i guess with The pitch clock you can yeah is it okay for me to bust away and go do like something fun While the traveler is going for a run on the mall like if that's what they want to do in cdc i Should be able to go do that right did you tell them that while they were going on this run You were going to the base yes i did matt i did i didn't get any it wasn't like well i just go you Know i'm gonna i'm gonna go find something to do for the next hour and a half two hours did you Say it before or did you say it while the plan was in motion like you're like yeah i'm in a car There's nothing i could do i have to go how long are you how far you're running about nine innings You're gonna run like or maybe you're gonna run like seven innings how many things would you say

[31:00]This run's gonna we were definitely planning like a brunch and all this stuff and these things and At one point i realized oh this is a possibility and i may have pushed for like a certain brunch Spot that opened at a certain time so that my schedule would line up to get to the ford's Theater in the morning get to this brunch spot and then it's the logical time to run Which just happens to coincide with 107 in the pm in the eastern time right so this enthusiast Will run after brunch it's an it's a travel and a running enthusiast aaron i'm impressed That's great i would like a nap after brunch but the real question i had to ask in fact i would Say brunch is one of the worst meals you could eat before jogging right like there's there's There's salsa there's like tostadas i mean there's lots of stuff where you gotta be a coffee Just think about that it's tons of coffee Alcohol and salsa that's what a brunch is oh my god some people it's bloodies yeah oh no and Bloodies you cannot have bloodies and go running you will have a bloody if you do that oh my god

[32:00]So the real question i had wasn't about my dc trip it was a great trip we had a lot of fun But my question was after this we came back and it turns out this traveler had a trip coming up With their friends and they went to mexico and i didn't get an invite how should i handle if i went Out of my way to go to mexico and i didn't get an invite how should i handle if i went out of my way to go to mexico My way to invite this traveler on a trip wow and then this traveler just decides oh i'm gonna go off And have fun in mexico and no invite they gave me a courtesy invite like three days before when i Brought up i said hey just saying courtesy i didn't get an invite they said that well do you Want to come i was like well it's a little late for that right so how would you guys i think that's An invite my dude i don't know what if you're traveling if you're traveler in your life you They didn't invite you to one of their trips let me think if my traveler in my life was going to Leave my house for five to seven days and i would be by myself what would i do

[33:00]Sit in the kitchen naked right yeah i would sit right down the kitchen table balls on the chair I would think about it i would use their phone to book an earlier ticket and wake them up early Tomorrow and say you have to go the flight's changed you gotta go now goodbye again what Is i need a little bit of context so Was had this person been planning it for months was it a whim a couple weeks ago And then they just like sprung it on you and said like oh you know matt that would be implying that I've been listening for the whole time and i can't i don't remember if this person had told Me about this trip or not and then so then the second thing is is have you ever invited this Person is this like a girl's trip or i don't know is this a girl or a guy who is this a travel Enthusiast i guess i shouldn't really assume anything technically it was a girl's trip so i Had no business going but i thought it was fair for me to be like what the heck so didn't do you Invite this travel enthusiast like on your vegas trips with your buddies and things and technically The last time i went to vegas on a work trip this traveler did get to go remember i spent seven

[34:00]Days but not on your guy's trip though but not on your guy's trip right like this travel Enthusiast is not going to show up at the king's corner and start taking yag shots is she next time We go i'm just i'm just trying to say i'm trying to figure out where we're sitting for our next Vegas trip january 23rd 2024 staying with mike don't say that mike's gonna send another human Head to another hotel i know now the guy from chicago is going to show up too with all these Crazy people we need to shut this show down do you guys erin man i think your wife's Taking a trip didn't she go to ireland or didn't she go to europe somewhere yeah all the time we Want to be by ourselves i mean what we you this what don't you get about this i've tried to be Subtle about it we hate i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know Our families leave us alone have you wait a minute don't love me in there erin quit that That was like wildly inappropriate like erin is like everyone is yelling at me in this house Everyone hates i i mean i i'm under the camp for all things involved right a little bit

[35:00]Of time away everybody who's saying that michael mcdonald everybody needs a little time away It's playing in the background right now you can hear it I heard to say peter satara Erin isn't your wife on a trip right now without you she is yeah she's in palm springs with her Sister and some friends yeah so erin what are you chilling man i'm having fun what do you do What's your what's your favorite thing to do while the wife's away or your lady's away that do You find something though didn't you used to like cook shrimp or something like that yes i got a new I got a new thing when she's away though i go downtown to the shawarma g yes And i eat i order a shawarma and i get the big bowl of tomb which is a garlic dipping sauce and I just put so much of it on there i just go for it and then i bring the leftover to home and i put it On everything for the rest of the weekend because if i eat that much garlic otherwise i'm

[36:00]Generally asked to sleep elsewhere if that happens so that's that's my new jam is this So your thing when your spouse is away is getting something and pouring a ton of oil on it Is that what i heard It's not oil no but it's like a greasy kind of oil right would you say that are you what are you Trying to that's just like what i do when my spouse is away rob why do you stop the music i Think this is a good background for you guys to talk about what you're So rob what do you mean the best part and then i go on red tomb i'm like erin i go to red tomb.com And i look up what's the highest watched movie today on red tomb so much your wife and kids Have taken some trips recently without you what do you like to do when you've got the House yourself I i do what i do every day i come home and i put on my noise canceling headphones like leonardo Di caprio except instead of having sexual relations with a young woman i'm playing video games and Listening to podcasts at the same time because i'm pretty sure i have adult onset adhd you can

[37:00]Do that you can yep don't the don't the video games have sound i think i don't i really Don't want to think about anything i don't want to have any thoughts i don't want to just like If a thought creeps in i'm like oh you gotta push it out put on yeah really i'm like Maybe i should get something that makes the smells too you know what i mean like all my Senses at once just give it to me how about what about matt what about you man yeah why does rob Keep shutting off this song we're getting to the best part rob you were not on point tonight we're Just gonna warn you're not on point oh yeah join the crowd here russell everyone hates me I mean i'm under the impression look i'm under the impression that sarah needs a little time Away to just go out and hang out with friends and not just deal with my bullshit every day Right so and the kids and all that so i think it's good i think it's good for this traveler Of yours you know and maybe get a couple days away and just you know come back god russ i missed you Man you know so i don't know i i don't know so what did you end up doing yeah what did you that's

[38:00]The question i just did like everything i normally do just like rob does i didn't do anything Different you didn't go to mexico at home there's not a cap to the story that you went to mexico i Was some buddies last night and had an interesting moment where we were sitting at these tables and The people behind us were playing pool and they wanted they asked one of us to get up out of a Chair so they could shoot their pool shot what do you guys think of people who do that at a bar Like we're not sitting at a high top we're sitting at like a normal table and like the 16 year old Kid asked us to get up so they could shoot the pool shot thoughts i can answer that really quickly That's completely legit especially for playing pool that's fine so okay what happened did you Go to mexico This is a total snow job russell it was a fake invite So you did not go to mexico no i need to listen it's hard for me to say i'm sorry but i need to Admit something to you okay yeah i can't believe this is i think i'm in big trouble

[39:00]When i saw that a traveler had gone to mexico yeah i had assumed that it was possibly a secret Surprise And I might have i may have russell may have started a text chain with everyone in our text Group but you which was really hard to do actually there's a lot of them i've noticed that you guys Have been talking about text from manny all night and i'm not on it i've been guessing manny god Damn it man what are you doing and i may have said red alert russell is in mexico I had a podcast i'm pretty sure he is getting engaged well yeah that when it came to tonight I was like what we did schedule like friday or saturday he didn't seem to mind i pictured maybe A mic in mexico and your big announcement because i was convinced you had gotten engaged and i was Telling everybody and this text chain and then maybe one with some family members of mine and

[40:00]That's it so the fact that you thanks for bringing that up rob you want to can we delete this out When you were not when you showed up on the zoom and you were not super tan i was so mad Because i knew exactly what happened oh my god russell I'm sorry i assumed you were getting engaged and i started a big thing for a lot of people And it's actually taking up quite a bit of my time you didn't make any comments on social Media or anything did you no okay because it would be too hard to explain a lot of real life Happening we're gonna need to bleep this section of the podcast out what a lot of real life going On what oh my god russell you're gonna get listened back we'll see we'll see we'll see What you believe rolling going man how's it going with you oh no didn't go to mexico i can't believe My world is shit right now you started a text hold on did 1420 make the private text Chain or not yes he did yes you guys have a private text chain with albie with 1420 on it Bad doesn't even know his name even though he's gone on a trip with him no i'm gonna tell you

[41:00]Right chris his name is chris from woodbury i definitely know chris from wood we have never Used this text chain before we will never use it again the text chain is banned okay the secret Non-rust text chain is banned rob would you even be able i bet rob wouldn't be able to sleep for Two weeks if we knew we started a text chain with 1420 on there and not rob oh my god i didn't even Think about that would destroy you but sometimes i do think about i'm like are they texting behind My back are they saying things are they saying like why is rob sending 10 texts when nobody has Replied yet rob is still texting every night at about 7 30 to 8 that's so strange hey matt Rolling going how's it going with you good rob i my notes are all around just An airline trip i took so you might as well play the song i'll make it real quick so we can keep it Under an hour 30 this week oh i've just got a few notes these are the stories that i like I think i've got i've been traveling too much because i got into an argument with a gate agent

[42:00]Who told me that you should go in minneapolis there's a south and a north You know that you can go you go through security and she and i was going to go through the south Because i said this is closer to my gate this is a real close well you're right on the border of Doing a maps bit here where you're talking about the geography of the airport i'm thinking that's True you're trying to do a maps bit on me you know so this lady says you know well it's you Know half the distance you get walked back there and you're close to your gate i go no i'm not I'm closer to my gate at this gate you're just telling me that so you want me to go So then i said i'm just staying here she goes okay so i think i got a problem there well you Know you know what the airport is the number one place to have happened to you It's the number one place where people get gaslighted and i say it over and over every Time i go to the airport you are gaslighted a million times when you are staying in security And they have two people letting in 1 000 people into the airport and they have like two people

[43:00]Working there and the slowest baggage thing ever and then they're like you need to get out your id Before you get up to the front of the line that's and they're implying that's what's slowing it Down when it's actually them slowing it down and they're gaslighting you into thinking you're the Oh man that's deep the worst gaslighter is the people who control the drug dogs And they start yelling and i told you to walk in a slow line and walk at the same pace And they're like yelling at everyone like russell's like i'm i'm keeping my butt cheeks Clenched as tight as possible none of this can fall out yeah okay this can you imagine this Condom of hashish that i have and by the way i flew it down to mexico and then back it's it was A funny story i got three days to say no the invite but i didn't How many people smuggle drugs both ways hey rob if i were to smuggle drugs i would use Your family company's super small condoms to ingest them And then he would text everyone but you about yes did i tell you guys the other day down the

[44:00]Dwayne reed i saw a bunch of guys they were buying 12 packs of beer and magnum condoms literally like Dozens of each and i almost said what the fuck are you guys doing i gotta know and i didn't Every day i mean there's no way they weren't pouring the beer into the condoms right like They're buying dozens of those there's obviously some kind of beer Yeah they're doing like beer water balloons and condoms you could give me a thousand guesses and I wouldn't have been close to saying what you just said that they were going to put beer in The condoms i don't know i mean what else would they be doing that's gross that sounds like an Iowa that's really so matt you get through security and what happens Well so that so then i get on the plane so this is just me being crotchety old person now i think I've just got to stop i gotta not fly on a plane for a little bit is is there anything more Annoying than the person who doesn't know like how to work the screen or work the you know just

[45:00]The person who doesn't know how to like flip the tray down or doesn't understand like when the People are coming by you know take you like your drink order or ask for a snack like Take your headphones off and these people are trying to oh oh i didn't you know i didn't i Don't know so i i got very annoyed with a lady and i felt really bad afterwards because i was in one Of the aisles where the thing comes up over out of the seat you know the tray and she Just couldn't figure it out so you know what that's normally i would agree with you but i Have to say i have a soft spot in my heart for rookie flyers for people that like normally fly They're probably taking a trip let's say they fly once every five years and it's probably Such a big deal for them that like if i get in line and you see someone they don't know to take Their shoes off they don't know to take their computer they don't know any of it for some Reason normally the logic part of me wants to hate that person but i try i usually find a way To like give them the benefit of the doubt and be like they're probably taking like an amazing trip

[46:00]That they never get to take i'm just gonna get i'm gonna be i'm gonna show them some grace and Not judge them and their inability to to run on an airport you sit and talk to russell I bet you're having the trip of a lifetime you're the first time flyer what are you doing he's like I've been online texting some girl down in mississippi i'm flying down there to meet her Russell's like oh my god this is the worst reason to be a rookie flyer So russell this is you this is why i like doing the podcast the therapeutic davenport of love Right here you've changed my mind completely 180 i'm with you i need to be a little more Sympathetic to these now if it like the dude who holds up the phone like you've talked about before Is having like the phone call in the middle of the airport fuck that guy knows exactly All right so all of that my last wait real quick i've got some yeah oh you might say It's gold actually after you hear it but listen to this i i always tell them i am not a rookie

[47:00]Flyer okay you know how they know that when i get on the plane i'm not this is not my first Time in an airplane i'm not a rookie you know how they know that because when i'm say henry I'm in my full air force uniform with medals top gun instructor Not a rookie and your phone is playing the top guns theme song right as you're walking What would be your top gun call sign like you wouldn't be maverick or iceman or cyclone what Would you be Yeah Yeah You hit play as soon as you step onto them i just i've been playing this around the house all the Time they would be doing the first they would be doing the first like the people Any sky miles members please board any current military please board and rob gets up and they're

[48:00]Like captain thick dick thank you for joining us thank you for your service You know what it was my honor Serving the 69th nice brigade hair squadron okay so all of that russell and then you see me having Trouble putting my movie thing back into my armchair and you're like wait a minute this guy You hear me say how does this plane work when it takes off I don't think that's all that you flipped it over for me Russell i i am calling for full-on High barriers big walls between all the seats so you don't have to touch Your bo bad breath huge elbow sharp elbow guy like a next to you i'm calling for i'm calling For barriers all the way up so that you're just in your own little capsule and you don't have to

[49:00]Deal with your neighbor you know that sounds like to me man sounds like you want a beat suite On the plane well Sir the music's getting really loud Why did the music get louder beat suite is prepared for you Here's a moist towel here's some tune for you here's some tune garlic tube it's oily yeah You could do whatever you want with it nobody can i interest you in this sanitizer sir you're by Yourself i mean russell if you said to me we're gonna hit you on the head with a hammer and you're Gonna be out for four days but your family will be gone for two more days i'd be like okay i'll Think about it at this point i would be like oh my god i'm gonna be out for four days i'm gonna be Thinking finally get some goddamn sleep around here all right no rob rolling going how's it going With you okay are we being hardcore today yeah all right it's clearly listen yeah talking about I'm not gonna talk about this russell so don't get mad at me okay we got a lot we've got a lot

[50:00]We've got to edit out of this podcast okay including some lies about the text chain that Some guys wanted me to say as a dare not true actually this isn't right so i got a hemorrhage And then for rob to admit there's a side chain is the worst wait i mean matt and i were both sitting Here like are we is this is it time to talk about this like do we do this on the podcast my sister Said are you recording the podcast tonight you got to tell me what happened russell people are Deeply invested yeah i'm sorry to let you down and you guys i'm not so sure i think you Might be like i brought up a trip a bit i brought up a trip to mexico and you guys thought you had It you thought you had it down didn't you yeah we thought maybe where this was going We did hey rob why don't you call and leave a voicemail so we can all call you a dumb shit Because you've earned it tonight all right oh no well were you wondering why so many guys in the Text chain russell were doing a map check-in of where were we right oh we're gonna celebrate Cinco de mayo is anybody doing something very special for that so this is why someone this is

[51:00]Why someone called me out on my king of diamonds and i was at the king of diamonds club Yes everyone was everyone thought that was suspicious right when we say are you on a Map showing a strip club i thought it was a funny joke i didn't know there was a sign it was such a Funny joke but it also i was like devious russell really doesn't want us to know wow he's gonna get So engaged down there all right listen dude how do you know i got it got engaged and didn't get Something even more committed i know that's i was that's we still think that we're actually Texting about on the side chain right now here's the thing i have i'm not gonna talk about russell But i got hemorrhoids for the first time ever i got hemorrhoids for the first time ever i got A hemorrhoid okay i don't get what we're talking about i don't know what i did but i started seeing Tiktoks about hemorrhoids now i can tell you normally do not want to see a tiktok normally Do not want to see a tiktok about a hemorrhoid like that is usually at the bottom and you know

[52:00]I'm watching like big blackheads and stuff not if a hemorrhoid came on when you have hemorrhoids Actually way worse to see tiktoks about hemorrhoids not great to be constantly Reminded of why you're sitting in epsom salt bath okay so i say to jenny i say listen i have this And i think it's listening my phone is listening to me i'm like crazy phone guy now and she goes Yeah i get those annoying ads too i was like what ads do you get also scared to ask in case it's Like some something really bad that she has not been telling me you know i mean She's like oh yeah all this chlamydia medication i'm like what you said that was from the Peloton anyway she goes yeah i've been getting these ads on facebook and i wrote it down verbatim Modeling for women over 40 i was like what way to go i was like you get ads for modeling over 40 And i'm just getting hemorrhoid stuff like life is so not fair if you're attractive your life is

[53:00]So easy that's what i've learned my life is it sucks it sucked to begin with it sucks now guys Gotta be attractive bro You're very attractive bro Damn aaron i'm coming back i'm feeling it okay you know what i'm gonna search for modeling For men over 40 in new york city the live google search that'll bring us back from the Brink so it took me to a site where it just says hooking that's not what i meant by models The old 200 i feel like so that was it that was the role that was my role going do you guys Want to expand on that at all Nope Oh it's a music podcast i'm trying to stand around hour 30 and did you guys think i was Gonna do a poll to see if any of you had gotten hemorrhoids because i'm not going to okay we're Not that hardcore yeah that's yeah nope that's not that's not man put your hand

[54:00]On man all right here we go i didn't do the poll let's talk about the album we were talking About born in the usa oh my god i almost forgot that's what we're talking about born in the Usa is the seventh studio album by bruce Springsteen it was released in 84 and it's it's kind of a departure for him from talking About him growing up in new jersey and all that new jersey stuff and being on the edge of town and How he's born to run out of that town and now talking about kind of america and heartland as a Whole huge commercial success the album it's spent 84 weeks on the billboard 200 30 million copies It had seven top 10 singles i want you guys to guess right now which one of these songs Charted highest on the list just say it right now and i'll and i'll tell you what i think about it Tell you when we get there my hometown dance in the dark my hometown dance in the dark russell I gotta go with the opener born in the usa nice i'll tell you when we get there musically born In the usa it's more this is what i think of when i think of 1980s rock music this was a cassette

[55:00]This was a car cassette for a long time in my life where this was one of the cassettes in the car So you could put it out on fire was that i'm on fire i'm gonna tell you later man i already made The premise we're moving forward You guys thought i was gonna do it i was gonna do a list and i'm going down about the best songs With repeated lyrics oh oh what but i didn't we've already done a list about the best songs About going down oh god i forgot i was like you were gonna do a list about oral sex wow That is hardcore then aaron's like no we did that episode four we did it in the beyonce episode Because she's talking about skittles dang aaron you have such a good memory Where does it does this immediately follow dancing in the dark or what's the album that Precedes this no dancing nebraska no this is right after nebraska he recorded a lot of this When he was recording the nebraska was after this one it no nebraska's before this one

[56:00]Right before but not on the list we're gonna hear it like three albums coming right up but this One grammy for best male rock vocal for dancing in the dark and a lost album of the year too Down by who aaron lionel richie yep lionel richie oh lionel richie's no man and transfer Did not win an actual grammy you know i would like buy that on ebay so let's see let's get Into this i i'm just telling you when i hear this opener it's 80s rock yeah big time They mic the drum in a weird way opener of all time yeah you think so matt Iconic oh i mean it's up there obviously everybody you know but like You know exactly what it is right when you hear it when you got to call your buddies about when You hear the opening 10 seconds right oh you'd have to possibly put this cassette in and this Is what you heard and what's what's wild is that the intro was kind of improvised the day of and

[57:00]The drum was like mic that way randomly and made that perfect sound that you cannot think about Anything else when you listen to the song now this got all the way up to number nine on the This is not the number one single russell i'm sorry it's kind of crazy isn't it how does this Not get above nine part of the problem is listen to this the lyrics at the end of the song what Is he saying here can you tell me he's a cool rocking daddy on the usa he's a cool rocking Daddy on the usa is that what he's saying i mean he's got a little bit of otis redding in him where He just like when he gets real fired up he just says some stuff that you're like i don't know His words are words but it sounds good what do you think he's saying there russell i don't know I just know a lot of these songs are actually quite depressing but yes the songs don't sound Depressing do they no yeah he kind of that's a lot of bruce springsteen though right you know Right even some of the stuff on nebraska is like really pretty songs and then you're like oh

[58:00]Well we're gonna we're gonna get to that but that's why all these politicians who you have To admit is the most like skin shallow job you could possibly have like you just have to be fake The part everybody can understand born in the usa listen can't understand the rest i heard some Stuff that was a hard rocking daddy i think that's okay and they don't realize that they're running For president on like a song that's about how unemployment and racism and all this terrible Stuff happening in the usa it's like it's been happening twisted sister now where everybody you Know we're not gonna take it and everybody all the republicans are playing that you know we're Not gonna take this democrat you know and so then d snyder has come out and say do you understand What that song was like yeah that kind of a thing so it's just it's like can you read the Last lyric of the song rob pulled it up can matt read the last one i'm a cool rocking daddy in the Usa now that's literally the best lyrics i've ever heard a song that's poetry rocket daddy in the Usa hey maya angelou you're out of here bruce springsteen you're in best poem ever he just

[59:00]Blacks out sometimes and says stuff oh it's so wild you know what here's the thing he is an Incredible live performer Right i mean he is just giving it his all for three hours every night i mean you can't expect I think he just that's just the way he does it he's just shouting into the mic Because he's playing guitar and a lot of stuff too you know he's not doing this in concert he Is in a studio he literally said i'm a cool rocking daddy he's probably like i'll fill that In later and then they just this is a classic again classic a person who records music because They're so good live right and then there's people who do live shows because they're so good at Recording music and bruce springsteen Absolutely falls in the category of he is a wonderful awesome live performer and the only Reason he's got studio albums not the only reason but his studio albums you can't capture the energy That he's got in his live performances which is why everybody likes him and i think it might have Been the butt on the cover of this album man did you know that was a annie leibovitz picture

[1:00:00]Of just his butt that was on the cover that is a famous butt i would say would you guys think Is that a top three butt in music what are the top three Butts in music do you think j-lo's number one i gotta say no close number one is sir makes a lot Of what he's standing on the video that's the number one most famous butt in music history What's number two j-lo i would say j-lo is number two but i bruce springsteen butt is up there guys I was gonna say where how far do you have to get before it's an actual guy's butt no It feels like the top 20 would be what about i thought rob used to wear prince pants I don't think his butt is as nice as his butt i don't think his butt is as nice as his butt His butt did like a hard-boiled eggs in that thing not great you're like oh princess ass this Is gonna be hot and it's kind of like oh it's kind of like a seal i'm gonna show you One of the greatest butts in this is one of the greatest butts in human history and it is a male Butt man just to let you know the video for faith guys get ready for this what is that what is

[1:01:00]Spinning into our eyesight right now see but i mean excuse me aaron pretty good but aaron i was Kind of george michael's butt is a top two butt and it ain't number two i'm gonna tell you that Right now i'm trying to compare it to springsteen i'm not sure man oh it's a miles better than Springsteen and it's almost up there with the sir mix-a-lot but wait till the music starts Just inducted to the rock and roll hall of fame by the way classic win amp song this song so I never had any george michael on my win amp none watch this get ready Oh i guess it would be nice okay i thought that was gonna be his butt but it wasn't All right so we're oh look at that right there do you see what that was i was thinking we had Yet another mariah carey snow suit situation what that was look at this you know okay so Side note rosie brought it up george michael going to the rock and roll hall of fame yep Yeah there is a documentary out there and i think it was done by george michael Finished in like 2017 and it's on delta so anybody's flying delta could watch it

[1:02:00]Wonderful documentary to kind of cap encapsulate it in my beat suite who's who george michael is And he's the one who's doing the music for the rock and roll hall of fame a lot of people Don't know how important he was to like record contracts you know nobody knows that what he We don't remember with things that he does for record contracts and you know he tried to get Out of his because essentially a he was a slave to his contract with sony and he finally got out Of it and stuff and so he absolutely deserves to be in the rock and roll hall of fame not only for His music but for what he did for record contracts so fast that's my aside yeah so if you see it Rosie you should watch it i will a great crossover artist too like one of the white people who got Out of the rock and roll hall of fame and i think it's a great crossover artist and i think it's a great Crossover artist and i think it's a great crossover artist and i think it's a great crossover artist I think it's a great crossover artist and i think it's a great crossover artist and i think it's a Great crossover artist and i think it's a great crossover artist and i think it's a great crossover Artist and i think it's a great crossover artist and i think it's a great crossover artist and i think It's a great crossover artist and i think it's a great crossover artist and i think it's a great Crossover artist and i think it's a great crossover artist and i think it's a great crossover artist You guys are not gonna believe where i bet george michaels was he on a separate text chain that the Rest of us were not oh god oh man was it through george michael or george michael's do you guys know You guys are not gonna believe where i bet george michael or george michael's do you guys know there's this bathhouse okay

[1:03:00]There's this bathhouse okay There's this bathhouse okay downtown Downtown Downtown he and i would be there all the time He and i would be there all the time He and i would be there all the time together like a lot Together like a lot Together like a lot so So So do you guys watch the news like i don't Do you guys watch the news like i don't Do you guys watch the news like i don't know what's going on are you on the news Know what's going on are you on the news Know what's going on are you on the news man can you tell them why that's funny Man can you tell them why that's funny Man can you tell them why that's funny please Please You know, sometimes when you're blowing out other people's candles, it doesn't make you shine any brighter, Rob. I just want to let you know. I don't think it's funny that somebody went to a bathhouse. That's just like a thing that people do. No, he got caught getting a hand job in there, Aaron. You know, back in the 80s and 90s, it wasn't so accepting. And these people they had to. Don't make my jokes sound like I was mean. I'm being supportive. I'm in there with George Michael. That's in the joke. I'm there. How much more of an ally can you be? I'm jacking him. Jeez. I loved Faith. I loved that video. All right, listen. I agree with you. The whole album's pretty good. Next up. Oh, God, we're only on song two. We got to go, guys. We're never going to make an hour 30. Cover Me. Did you say this was his top song, man? It's a great groove.

[1:04:00]It might not be the one you're talking about, Rob, but how can you not love this? This song, he wrote it for Donna Summers and decided to keep it for himself. A good call, right? Oh, wow. You can hear this with a disco beat in the back, don't you? Yeah, yeah, with the rhythm guitar. What's the deal? Is this the E Street Band or not? I don't know who's playing on the record because it's not credited to the E Street Band. I mean, there's a couple times where he yells to the big man. Yeah, no, Clarence Clemons. Clarence Clemons and him in that video are dancing on a globe, Aaron. I think it's the same band. It's Roy Baton, who we talked about. He played with Meatloaf. It's Clarence Clemons, Gary Talent, Steve Van Zandt, and Weinberg. I think it is. It says the album was recorded with the E Street Band. They also had Nils Lofgren on this album because he is coming up on a solo. Get ready for that little bit of a story. Darlington Country, County. Yeah, this has the guitar solo by Nils Lofgren.

[1:05:00]What a great segue I screwed up. This song also has, I think this album does a great job of putting the big band in with some sax, But not overdoing it, right? Like he comes in, hammers it for like 30 seconds, then he kind of goes away again. Yeah. Yep. I would say this would be the second best sax after that one that embarrassed Tom Brady. Okay. You guys know the game I'm talking about. All right. Working on that. I was trying to think of a historic sack and I couldn't think of one. Maybe when Dan Orlovsky ran out of the back of the end zone. It's probably be when, remember when Strahan sacked Brett Favre. That was such. And you know what? I trusted Brett Favre. Yeah. And I would always trust Brett Favre. And I would always. If Brett Favre asked me to. Yeah. To help his child play volleyball. Yeah. Wanted me to send him money. I would do it. Okay. And if he says he didn't scam it and then use that to do something else, I can't remember what it was. Oh no, wait. He took the money from the government. Go to Vegas with the million dollar man's son.

[1:06:00]Wouldn't the most famous sack be LT and Joe Theismann? That's got to be. Oh God. Aaron. Aaron. That's disgusting. You guys know what I'm talking about. What were you guys talking about earlier? Oh, Vincent. Come on. Come on back. Something Vincent. What was it? Please guys. Who got sacked? Who was yours? Russ? The big sack. Oh, Michael Strahan and Brett Favre. No joke after that. Okay. Nevermind. I had a Vincent Price laugh. I'll cute up. You guys know why? Million dollar man. Oh yeah. Everybody's got a price. There you go. Thank you, Russell. Thank you. I knew that Joe was hitting. I'm going to get over this finish line together. And then do the next one. Does he play Darlington County live? Like is Darlington County a sad song too that sounds fun? Yeah. I think they all are. Okay. Yeah. That was fun as shit to sing along with. Russell, that song did not top the Billboard charts. It only got it to number 25.

[1:07:00]Yeah. Technically, Aaron, I believe that song's about financial problems. So yeah, I don't think any of these songs are positive. He'd be a good person to be in a relationship with though, right? Like he'd come back and be like, I lost my job and I gambled all our money away and you'd Feel good about it afterwards. Right. You'd be like, okay, well now I feel better. The next song is about him working on the highway. The next song is about him working on the highway. Let's see. Wait, no. This is about when he was working in the danger zone. Dang it. I got it screwed up. I mean, different artist. Well, no, it is about the highway though. It's just going to the danger zone. This was on episode three, Bob Dylan, best songs about highways. That's when I still put the effort. Yeah. I did read somewhere that he has all these songs about like blue collar workers and he's Never had a real job other than singing in his life. That's kind of funny, isn't it? Yeah. He's been an artist. I mean, he's been a rock and roller since what he was like 16, 17 playing in a bar band And somehow he's able to capture the zeitgeist, the feeling.

[1:08:00]Rosie, you asked if Darlington County's played in concert and it's been played 404 times By Bruce in concert. Wow. Okay. And it's been played five times this year. Okay. In the 2023. So full disclosure, we have tickets to see him in December at the chase. So I'm just, I'm just trying to get fired up. I'm trying to get fired up. Halfway through the album? I said it once already. You didn't hear me. Oh, oh no. I'm so sorry. 1984, he played it 62 times. Listen, working on the highway. It's about a guy who works on the highway. I love the rockabilly kind of thing. Yep. So it's a good title. So it's a good title for the song then? I mean, to me, a song about working on the highway, what else are you going to call it? But here's the thing, man. You know what I don't get? I drive high on the highway and yet I park on the flyby. Hmm. Okay. I screwed up that joke somewhere. All right. Next one. We also forgot to mention that the first song was the titular track, didn't we?

[1:09:00]Oh, right. Gosh. The titular track right away. That's just like how I met my wife. Yeah. That last song, deceptively upbeat about working on a chain gang. It's never like... Who's ever been excited to work on a chain gang? The fucking boss is, right? What are we doing here? Bruce? It's amazing. I look terrible in horizontal stripes. I could not be on a chain gang. You couldn't. Couldn't do it. Oh. And the hat? Can you imagine how hot it would be, Rob? Oh. And you're just doing that, what a chain gang does? And I know what they do. Okay? To me, it's not... I know it's not making chain. It's not whatever he was doing in Big Wheel Keep on Turning where he said he'd pop a lot Of chain in Memphis. Is that what he was doing? Mm-hmm. Does anybody know what that means in those lyrics? I pop a lot of chain in Memphis. I assume he's making chain, right? I don't know. Is it popping a lot of... Guys, I just... If I'm singing along to Proud Mary, I'm full on making up the lyrics, man. I don't know. I mean, I don't know what any of those lyrics are, but I will happily sing along.

[1:10:00]Listen to the lyrics now. Downbound train. Russell, you might ask yourself, is this song a bummer? Is this song going to... Bruce, are you going to bum us out with this one? Yeah, he is. The opening line is, He works at a car wash where it always runs. Rains. That's some real Linus-type stuff. I think he says in this one, I once had a job, I once had a girl, Then everything goes south. It's crazy. Can you imagine working in a car wash where it's always raining? Nobody... Who gets their car washed in the rain? Even if you have one of those coupons where you can do so many a month, You can do it for free. You can go right in there. You're still not going to. Matt, you got one of those coupons, don't you, Matt? Well, I've been doing the organ on this. And the lyric is, I pumped a lot of tane, T-A-N-E, Which is short for octane. Yes, I bet he did, that dog. Octane. Pumping that tane. Ow, ow, ow. Down in New Orleans, so pumping a lot of gas. Yeah, making that tane speak to you. Nothing about working on a chain.

[1:11:00]Part of the song was about getting laid off from a job. I was curious, have you guys ever been fired or laid off from a job before? No. Don't make people say this out loud now. The recession is like, oh, geez. The U.S. Government is going to run out of money in a month. Let's just ask anybody if they've ever laid off before. You didn't hear us earlier. We're no longer part of the U.S. We are sovereign citizens of Britain. We pledge allegiance to the king. My liege. We don't have to worry about these things in the colonies, Aaron. Man, don't jinx anybody here. It's Royal Coronation Day. Yeah. Everything's fine. We all took a day off from our jobs that are fine. And we've never gotten fired from. What'd you get fired from, Aaron? I never have. I didn't want to say that out loud. Wow. I assumed you got fired from Walmart. I don't know why, but I've always had that assumption in my head. That would have been a really good story. You were like what? Unfortunately. We would have more power if we stood together. What would we call that? That perfect combination of people to come together like fingers into a fist

[1:12:00]And strike a blow against the tyranny of corporations. Why, it would be the perfect union, Just like my friend Russell saw the head of. What do you want? He went to Ford's Theater before he went to Mexico on a secret trip. Do you guys remember that when Aaron did work at Walmart, He used to sub in for the greeter named Ernest? That's right. Don't make me say it again. Ernest was my guy. Listen, I'm just going to say it because I'm afraid accents now are going to get me canceled. Do you know what I mean, Vern? Okay? I'm not going to do the Ernest accent. Can't get canceled for the Ernest accent. Ew. By the way, one of the trailer moments in the movie is him going, Ew. They're like, this part of the movie is so good. We got to put it in the trailer. And I watched that trailer and I was like, damn, Bob. I know my mom took me to the theater. Oh my God. I just had a core memory unlocked. I know my mom took me to see Ernest goes to camp in the theater.

[1:13:00]If my kid made me go see Ernest in the theater, I would find that hammer guy. I would hire him. Put me out. Let's go. I wish our listeners could see when Rob is, Hovering over the soundboard about to play the next song. And he will not, He won't play the next song because he's kind of really just core memories. I had a core memory unlocked the other day. You want to know what it was? Yes. Yeah. That Frank, That Frank Thomas and Jeff Bagwell were, Had the same birthday. How do I know that? How do I know that? Is it possible? That's incredible. That's a good one. That you were in Applebee's. And on one side, You wouldn't believe who's sitting at that table. It's Frank Thomas. And you wouldn't believe who's sitting at that table. You won't believe. You guys won't believe who's sitting at the table on the other side of us. It's Jeff Bagwell. Yeah. We were in Mexico. And all of a sudden they come out. You made that up? He's in Mexico? They come out. They have two flaming desserts. And they are singing happy, Happy birthday. We happy,

[1:14:00]Happy too. Let's say happy. And half the restaurant said Jeff Bagwell. And half the restaurant said Frank Thomas. And then Frank Thomas was like, Hey, Do you guys want to do like steroids? Do you want to do like steroids? But they're not really steroids. They'll get you so hard. I'm going to advertise that for the rest of my life. I'm Frank Thomas for dry eugenics. What does he sell? It is kind of, It is kind of weird. They're like, Hey, I, I, I mash in the steroid era, But I didn't use them. And I'm a hall of famer, But now I'm promoting performance enhancing drugs. It's weird, Right? Yeah. It's strange. That's like my Pete Rose gambling app. I have on my phone. It's terrible. It's not well run. That's one hit. He didn't get all right. I'm on fire. God, I love this song. This is a great song. And so it's a really short song, Right? Two 40. Yep. You got me. You got me on a kick. Now I'm looking at all the,

[1:15:00]You know, How many times he's played it in concert. So he's played it 293 times, But it's been played 1,761 times by other artists, Mostly by Mumford and sons, 94 times. Soccer mom. He's 68. And then, You know this. So there's a lot of people that have covered this song. Do you think that I've heard it now? He still says little girl like, Because he uses little girl and uncomfortable number of times on this album, Right? Do you think he's changed that at all? We're going to find out. I don't know. Hey, Aaron, Wait, A lead in said, Wait, Wait, A lead into some high comedic, High comedic bits. Yeah, This is, This is a new blast to the orchard. It's right for picking. Let's go through this and pick out all the jokes. We can tell you one that a joke that I made. And I think it's really close. Oh, And that is that I bet Leonardo DiCaprio goes to this concert and that's what he's got. His noise canceling headphones is him saying little girl. And he's like, That's actually pretty smart. No, The show should have an arc, Right? You can't, People can't just be laughing their asses off the whole time.

[1:16:00]They're laughing their ass off the whole time. No surrender. All these songs are fun, Aren't they? Yes. They're anthems, Right? Just like he, He did not want to include this song and Stevie Vanzant made him, But I could see happening. It's scary. I mean, It's crazy that like another album of this time would have had like two major anthems on it. And this thing is like no surrenders is like a, It's like a deep cut on this album. Couldn't imagine him singing this album anywhere, But a giant stadium, Right? You could not go to a club and hear born in the USA. You need to hear that. Well, That'd be fun. In the top balcony of us bank field. Okay. You're saving some bucks and getting up there. Sure. It's going to be fine. They got to figure it out. They said next up. Okay. Just like when a cop is going casual Friday in Britain. Oh, I nailed this one. Bobby Jean. Thank you,

[1:17:00]Aaron. This is a goodbye to Steven Vanzant, Who was quitting the band after this. He said, I don't know. I got to go do this show. I don't know. HBO. You know what I think? When I hear this music, I think of Heartland Rock. And I start thinking of All these artists that we used to hear in the 80s And the early 90s. It was all these songs about Americana, That straightforward music. And so I started thinking, we can do a list About the greatest Heartland Rock songs Of all time. Wow. Oh, wow. You know who didn't have the Greatest Heartland? It was Elvis. Came out on the toilet. At the worst time. Yeah, the worst Heartland. Oh, baby, my Heartland's Not so good, baby. We need a lot of deep fried sandwiches, baby. So Heartland Rock developed in the 70s, peaks in the 80s. This is kind of Considered like the peak of Heartland Rock, right? Okay, Russell, Can I ask a question? A clarifying question. Do you mind

[1:18:00]If we bring up songs that we think you might Have either left off? Yeah, you should, 100%. I can only do Five. I know you can only do five, But there's like a couple Really good ones for this, and I'm not looking ahead. I'm just, I'm going to wait. Do you want me to say some songs, Matt, who just texted on another chain? Hey, and I'll say those songs, too. And then, Matt, was Heartland Restaurant still Open? They used to be in St. Paul, and then they moved to downtown Minneapolis. No. This is just the breaks. I do think it's just to see Rob's face. Even I Think this is too far of a tangent. I do these things just to see Rob's face. All right, Russell. All right, first song on the list is from 1976. This was his breakthrough. This is Bob Seger, Night Moves. Oh, my God. Such a good song. I love This song. Now, Matt, you might want to do A lyric lookup on this one, too. High points all on our own. That's what I remember From this, and it always, it was one of the few Songs that was erotic to me. This song was very erotic to me, because of the High points, I was like, oh, that's just

[1:19:00]What I'm looking for in a woman. He actually said tempo was influenced By the song Jungle Land By Springsteen, and some of the lyrics were influenced By him. Piano player Roy Baton, the same guy who played with the E Street Band and The Boss. That's a piano player on this song? Yeah. This is such good piano. Oh, it's so good. What lyrics are you looking for, Rob? I have a little licks in there. It's like Steve Cropper. She had high points all on her own. It's right in the beginning Of the song. I was a Boy. Could have used a few pounds. Night Moves moving all around. Tight pants points, hardly renowned. What? She was a black-haired Beauty with big dark Eyes. Yes. Now this points of her own Sitting way up high. Yes, that is a hot Lyric, is it not? High Points? Yeah. Sitting way up high. Nobody wants to know what Rob just did With his fingers. No, no. That's another one that When we're on YouTube, that's really going to be a lot better. I better bookmark

[1:20:00]That site as well. I have more to look Into. All right. Next song on the list. I love that song. It's from 1977. This is a mad favorite. This is Tom Petty. The song is a American Girl. Oh, I'm glad you put Petty. I think Petty is like a top five Rock and roll Americana Artist, right? I think you're right. You throw him up there as Springsteen And Seager. Wouldn't he be number two behind Springsteen? If you're talking about Heartland Rock, It's him and Springsteen to me. I've wanted To do something for a long time. We're going to all Sing the background part that goes, Makes it last all night, that you cannot not sing When you hear this song, right? You are always Singing the background. Nobody sings the Tom Petty part. Are we singing it in the Tom Petty Crypt Keeper voice or regular voice? No, we're just Singing it together. Don't Rustle. Are you trying to get me distracted? Please. I'm sorry. Apologize. Focus. Are you going to cut us all together so that We all are singing this together? Yes, I promise I'll do that. All right. Let's do Will Last All Night. Here we go.

[1:21:00]Make it last all night. You know It's the background. Are we doing it individually Though? Here it comes. No, all at once. Here it comes. Nailed it. We really are friends. I think you guys Are right though. I think I was reading that It's Springsteen and Tom Petty That are really credited with like keeping Older rock and roll alive like when Disco and punk and glam rock and all that Really became prominent, right? These guys kind of kept that type of music popular. That's my understanding. Yeah, like suit and tie Rock and roll. Questlove said that about Too Short one time. He was like Too Short's like a suit and tie rapper. Like he just did His thing and never changed. Yeah, Yes, Aaron. Damn, you're so smart. I love it. Bruce Springsteen Said when Tom Petty died, he said He always envied the guitar band With Tom Petty. We tried to push The guitars with the E Street band, but it never quite Worked with us. They were a real guitar band. The music was beautifully written and beautifully Constructed. He had an ear for the classics, But Tom's attitude

[1:22:00]And personality, his vision gave it a modern Edge. But there was kind of a cool Homage to Tom Petty, right? Can you think of a time where Tom Petty was modern? Can you think of a single time in your life where you were like, I'm the Crypt Keeper! I'm the Crypt Keeper! That's what the Crypt Keeper Would say to Russell. You nailed it. You've been thinking of bits. I think I'm Confusing the Crypt Keeper and the Leprechaun. Possibly. No, I'll give you a hint. One of them was in the hood. It's like how the Big Bopper voice and the Elvis voice Tend to work Together. Alright what? I'm going to say when his Wildflowers album came out, That was good. That was a pretty modern Album for the time, I think. But it was kind of a throwback, too, at the same time, right? I love that album. I do. I love that whole thing. It's one of my favorites. Woohoo! It's me! It's me, the Crypt Keeper! Russell, it's me, the Crypt Keeper. You might think I'm Leprechaun. Well, instead of a pot Of gold, it's a pot of dye because

[1:23:00]You're getting old. That one hits too close. We're at 128. Next song on the list is from 1984. This is one of our favorite Canucks. Brian Adams, December of 69. This is Heartland Rock, right? I hate it when people have one guy's and then two guy's names. You don't like it. Brian Adams. People with two first names, you can't trust them. You just can't trust them. Brian Adams doesn't have two first names. He's got two. He's got a first name, and then the last Name is two guys. Because it's Brian Adams. Nobody's named Adams, so it's not two first names. So it's really three guys. Yeah, it's three guys. Two away from a burger chain. Okay, Brian Adams, here we go. Let's see, that was a good joke. Thank you. I think I bought this on my cassette. Yes, you should have. Aaron's like, God damn, I missed the summer of 69. Let me tell you guys about when I had to sing

[1:24:00]Everything I Do It For You at a wedding. That was a Robin Hood song. Yes. That's actually pretty, I like it. How have you not said Aaron? Guess what? You're actually going to jail for not telling us This earlier. This should have been podcast episode one. Did you have to sing the whole thing where you Got really into that high point? Yeah, Aaron, before you tell it. You know what's true? Look into my eyes. You see what you mean to me. All right, so this was Search Your Heart, Search Your Soul. Search Your Soul. Find me there. You'll search no more. It was on the same, yeah, this was on the same album. Don't tell me it's not worth trying for me. I mean, this is hard to say. Was it 627? That's a long list.

[1:25:00]Who didn't fumble with a bra listening to this song? You know what I mean? This is an ultimate bra fumbler song. It's a bra fumbler. When this song was out, bras were a huge mystery. There's hooks, there's loops, but it's not Velcro. Why don't they just make it Velcro? It'd be so much easier. And you're like, wait, you're like, wait, I almost got it. I almost got it. I almost got it. We gotta get bra fumbler trending on some sort of book face or something. You know you're a bra fumbler when you say, can I just go up? Like, can you just, like we're taking off a uniform at the end of a game. With the bra up. What would happen if we just Google bra fumbler? Oh my God. The number one person is Mark Sanchez. Did you mean bra tumbler? No, I meant bra fumbler. Right, bra tumbler. Wait a minute. Yeah, I did not do a good job singing this, But I sang it with a cassette accompaniment. And this was at a wedding of, This wedding was the summer after I graduated high school.

[1:26:00]Summer of 69. The groom was a year older than me. The bride was a year younger than I. No. So this was one of those like. Are they still together? I believe so. We met at the port-a-potty at the gas station on route 61. They've been in love ever since. I had to give permission to let the young lady get married, But I think they might still be married. And Aaron supported it. I probably have like six kids. Child brides. Child brides. Aaron's like, hey, can I perform at this wedding of a child bride? Do very well. Please sing this song. Hey, Aaron, do you have like a spreadsheet where you go back And you keep track of like the marital success of the weddings you sang at? No, I don't. I don't. No, I've never done that. No, that's fine. That's a good. That'd be an interesting exercise. I don't know. There's one that I'm never sure. There's at least one where I'm never sure how it's going. Depends on how the dog's doing that particular night. Aaron, not great. Well, too bad Aaron was on the secret sheet. You won't get invited to Mexico. If that was an Excel spreadsheet, Aaron, I would color it in with the light red right now. It's getting close.

[1:27:00]It's getting close. Trending. Yeah. You shouldn't use red in case people are colorblind. You should use a different color. Conditional foreboding, Rob. Okay, I'll use green. Easy. The next song on the list is from 1985. This guy was called the poor man Springsteen. It's John Mellencamp. There were a lot of songs to pick from, but I picked my favorite. I picked Small Town. Wait a minute. Do I have Small Town? I don't think I have it. Oh, fuck. Who cares then? No. No. That was the one that I was going to say. What one did I give you, Rob? I started looking, Diane. No, I don't know. I didn't do anything. I didn't have any. Yeah, I didn't see it on your list, Russell. I was going to say, boy, anything by. The Mellencamp. Russell what it is? I was looking for John Cougar Mellencamp. That's my bad. And I was looking for John Cougar after that. You know what I mean? Or Cougar Mellencamp? No, not John Mellencamp. I was looking for John Cougar. Dang it. Man, I checked the Gmail. I did send it to Rob. He must have been too busy on the side chain.

[1:28:00]There was like a 1988 NBA highlight video. And this was with Larry Bird. Yeah, right. Awesome. This is such a good song, Russell. This is so good. What Mellencamp song would you guys have picked? I would have picked this one, but he's got like 17,000 of them. Pink Houses, Rockin' the USA, Jack and Diane, right? Jack and Diane. Can I tell you my favorite? And can I tell you my favorite song? Suckin' on a chili dog. Outside the taste of freeze. I've always wondered which one of them was Suckin' the Chili Dog, though. Can I show you my favorite song? Yeah. And you're going to guess why I love this video so much. Now, this video came out in 94. That's a better butt. Rob is 14. Okay, so I just want you to picture. Why would Rob be into this video when he's 14? This is John Cougar Mellencamp and Michelle DiCello. Wild. Right there. That, I would say, is a top five butt in my... That was a core memory we just unlocked.

[1:29:00]And guess who it is? Frank Thomas. It is... Jeff Bagwell. No. I'm going to pass. No, Russell. Jeff Paper Bagwell. Back, back, back, back. Go on. Please don't do this to me. I might die. Please. At mercy, Russell. Don't say Frank Thomas. He's got hemorrhoids. You can't make him laugh this hard. Don't say Frank Thomas out of the blue anymore. Don't do that. When I say somebody's name, especially whose underwear I just saw in a video, And you say Frank Thomas, this is another RuPaul situation. This is a RuPaul love shack. This is a RuPaul love shack situation. Oh, my gosh. All right. So, it is... It is the teacher from Billy Madison, I think. Yeah. That Veronica Vaughn. That Veronica Vaughn. It is Veronica Vaughn getting dressed to a rockin' song. Therefore, that is my favorite John P. Mellencamp song.

[1:30:00]Also, Veronica Vaughn, I believe, was married to Pete Sampras. Look at me, Mr. Sports Guy today. I did read that he was younger than Springsteen, And Mellencamp was really influential. He was influenced by him, obviously, right? And he said, Springsteen put down a big footprint, And he said, here, fill it in. So, that was what he was always trying to do, Is follow after the boss, right? And they actually played together. They closed out the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony A few years together. They played together. I think it was one of the first times they'd ever played together. So, that's pretty cool, too. Wow. And actually, I think he just recorded a new album, And the boss played three songs with him on Mellencamp's new album. By the way, Mellencamp, 70 years old. That's fucking old. 70 years old. I'm going to ask you a question. That was the boss. Are any of John Mellencamp's new songs about getting chasms? Because that's what I'm here for. When I'm listening to old guys sing, I also want to be thinking about them, Thinking about orgasms. Yes. Chasms. Listen, old guy orgasms. You know they're coming. You don't want to think about it right now. Springsteen is 73. Nice.

[1:31:00]It's old Bruce's. All right, last song on my list is The first significant female artist To be in the heartland rock genre. It's Melissa Etheridge. And my favorite song of hers is Come to My Window. So that's the one I pick. This song rocks. You know who she's married to? Who? It is... Definitely not. The Big Hurt? Who played La Bamba? Richie Valens? Lou Diamond Phillips? Lou Diamond Phillips' ex-wife Left him to marry Melissa Etheridge. She's a pretty rockin'... Hard to argue. She's badass. Yeah, I would be like, What, no Young Guns 3? See ya. I was reading, She grew up in Kansas And was listening to this rock and roll station And she heard Born to Run Came on the radio and she said, This was it. This was the moment I got hooked on music. And she said, Bruce Springsteen is the artist she wanted to be. She wanted to write songs that make people feel The way that Springsteen made her feel. And so she actually performed

[1:32:00]At the Kennedy Center Honors, Did a Springsteen song. And I don't know if you guys remember this. I actually gave the song to Rob. She did Thunder Road with Springsteen On MTV. TV Unplugged and talked about How big Springsteen was an influence on her. And then just listen to this song. It almost gives you chills. It's really cool. That's beautiful, isn't it? That's right. Great song. So those were what I had For the all-time Heartland Rock songs. Matt, what did I miss? No, you didn't. I didn't think you had Mellencamp on the list. And I was going to say, If you don't have small town, And or Jack and Diane, I mean, those are like The quintessential, I think, 80s, small town, Heartland America songs. I would have put Rush on there, probably. That's just me. Listen, Russell. You know what? Are we talking more about sax? Yeah, Russell, What was that last song called? Thunder Road? I liked that when Garth Brooks did it.

[1:33:00]Thunder Road. Thunder Road. Next one. I'm going down. This got up to number nine on the charts. Only Russell. Not one of his top songs. Not a parody song tonight. You guys were shocked by that, I know. He only sings this, Matt. Speaking of set list, Look this one up. He only sings this in 7% of his set list. This is a one in 10 chance. This is like winning the lotto To hear the song live. Vampire Weekend is saying it in concert 38 times. I don't know if I'd like to hear it, but I think it'd be good. I'd like it. Trampled by Turtles have sung it in concert three times. Next. They're going to have a concert, aren't they? Ah, Duluth. What? Glory Days. Is this it? The number one? Number five. Not the number one single off the song. Wow. I... This is a good video. Great video. I wish to enjoy this song a lot more. Like in my 30s,

[1:34:00]Even my late 20s, it felt fun to listen to Glory Days. It's kind of sad now. Glory Days? Yeah. Yeah. It gets a little real now, doesn't it? Yeah. Oh, yeah, it does. You're like, I've never, like every day I get older, slower, fatter, dumber. The song gets more and more depressing. It's like, ah, you meet your old baseball buddy, great. Well, then you meet the gal who used to be really hot and she's divorced, and okay, great. And then, oh, well, but jeez, my dad got fired from the, oh, man. Do you guys have a bar in your head that you think about when you hear this song? Because I do. I 100% have a bar that I'm walking out of when my friend walks in. Yeah, for me, it's Westerns in Minneapolis. But it's not there anymore. So there you go. Glory Days. You know what it is for me? It's Roosters. And I swear to God, it is Roosters. For me, it'd probably be getting, it'd be getting nachos and two-for-ones at Houlihan's. Oh, that's a good one, too. Those are my bar Glory Days. Oh, yeah, that's true. Next up, an album that almost didn't make the cut.

[1:35:00]Springsteen thought it was way too pop for the album, but it turned out to be his highest Charting single on the album. This is it. It's "Dancing in the Dark." "Dancing in the Dark." It's probably because this synth, there's like, this is like, feels more like a techno song, Right? There's a synthesizer on it. Yeah. I bet that's why it is. I think he wrote this one with a drum machine and then re-recorded it, but this is a very, I mean, he's not only doing '80s rock, Russell, he's doing like future dance music. I mean, it's sort of new wavy, right? This is what, from '84? Yes. Sounds '80s. You know what? I should have guessed it was number one because a band we know covered it. It was the Muppets. The Muppets covered this song in episode 211 of Muppets Tonight. Nice. Honestly, I like this. Isn't this great? It's incredible. Now is Miss Piggy going to be Cordy Cox? Yes. Yes. Has to be, right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, then they can't get her on stage. Is that the joke?

[1:36:00]No, no. There was also a Sesame Street version of Born to Add, but we've never done Sesame Street. We're a Muppets podcast. Oh my God. We cannot branch out to any more bits, Russell. We have too many bits to begin with. Oh, we've got one more bit coming on this last song. Oh, great. Next up, my hometown. Number six on the Hot 100. It's about Freehold, New Jersey. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100. I'm going to be on the Hot 100.

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