Jimmy Cliff: The Harder They Come: (1972)

[00:00]rewind i was telling these guys earlier it's all in the beans if you use the ground up beans the foam is going to be amazing on it the only problem i've had is if i try to double up the mixture and make two at once so let's say i want to make one for myself and one for my espresso martini fan that lives in the house with me if i try to make two at once it's it's it's going to turn out bubbly it's not going to turn out with the like a foam like that that perfect like one or two inches of foam at the top it's going to be bubbles so i don't think i can make a double batch i think i have to make them one at a time i don't know what do you what do you guys think of that that's how

[00:34]the pros do it russell it's craft craft cocktails right you're you're doing one at a time you got every drink is special everything is now russell what what are we what are we what are we uh yeah we we don't need we don't need a lot of espresso martinis very quickly like nobody's ever like shit i need 10 espresso martinis right now well i mean if you make two bad ones i'm going to give you guys an insider tip i was told by the espresso martini fan the upstairs when she saw the two bubbly ones she's like you can't drink those just pour them out she left the room instead of

[01:04]pouring them out i just poured them into this cole's resort thermos so so you can't even see the lack of foam but it's still a quality cocktail without the foam right i was worried you're gonna hold up yeah it's good ingredients what what happens at cole's resort it feels like we used to advertise i believe it's a it's a it's a wife swap oh yeah that's the spot cole's resort is where the wife swap yeah it's definitely a wife swap when i think of cole's resort i think of wife

[01:32]swap if there's one thing i love it's going up north seeing my friends and dicking down their wives to no end friday night to sunday morning okay bottomless brunch and bottoms on my face hey if if oh my god hey rob if our buddy joe from woodbury came to the swap you know what they would call him what's this joe swap swap i know you like your wife's extra swampy you can't spell wife swap without cole's resort

[02:02]the key to an amazing espresso martini is it needs to look like a piece of french silk pie where it's just like that dark chocolatey look excuse me two thirds you do not need to explain what a french silk pie looks like i mean i know exactly what you're talking about aaron have you ever eaten that type of thing or not every sunday back at bontel's in where was bontel's it was outside of bontel's i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i'm not even sure but bontel's was the maybe it was in seidel

[02:30]oh yeah it was on bontel's was on wait for rob it was on highway 69 and it was uh the outside it was the after church spot and that was the french silk every meal for two with a hairy view i was talking to suzanne today about 69 and and she said she said i don't like it it's like you're on the phone and somebody else is trying to talk to you i was like that's like poetry she's like you just get so distracted and never who's that yeah she won't listen we're we're admitted into the podcast i did have one other

[03:01]question for you guys while i know rob's got a guest sitting behind him listening in here i was gonna ask i'm going to a holiday party coming up and there's a there's a gift exchange and there's a ten dollar limit what do you guys think it's on you to exceed the ten dollar limit right if you don't exceed the ten dollar limit you don't give a shit about the person you're giving the gift to right no i think you get as close to ten dollars as possible 998 no i think ten dollar gift card i think 18 no no gift card no gift cards are cheating no gift

[03:33]cards it's got to be ten dollars the best ten dollars you can find to spend it's got to be you know what the best ten dollars is especially if somebody's got kids it's just a pack of double a or triple a batteries just ten dollars worth of batteries or like light bulbs because nobody ever wants to go buy light bulbs just here you go nice and practical maybe maybe somebody excuse me must be buying batteries in spanish if she's ordering c batteries

[04:00]c batteries i also like the triple a is there for the food okay well don't say triple a right to me like that how about those big d batteries maybe like those two oh jenny says good night i tried to call the back line last night but it didn't work we can't we cannot we haven't even started the podcast yet we can't talk you told me to call it i know i wanted you to call for madonna yeah that's crazy the back line it's very busy it's probably busy a lot of people was there an echo was she calling the back line there was an

[04:30]echo no all right hey one other question no no was she calling was she calling the back line and is it possible that i can hear you ray is it possible that the back line on the echo is it possible that the back line phone was purchased in the dominican republic and half the time you call it the phone picks up and it says i am sorry but the person you are calling is not subscribing to our service

[05:01]does that ever happen or no is that really is her phone all messed up now yes oh no yes well at least i bet you don't hear about that a lot hey matt if you ever need a drink advice you can pour two espresso martinis into the thermos mug throw some ice in there and you're good to go you don't even notice it yeah you don't even notice the bubbles do you in 2024 friends decide to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums is decided by roly-poly magazine this resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music excoriated the order and

[05:31]led us to making this podcast we are far from experts we promise to do almost no research all opinions are our own unless you disagree please sit back and enjoy beck did it better we are all the way up to album 174 and from 1972 we have the soundtrack to the harder they come by jimmy cliff and some other people this this is a collection of singles from jamaica from the years uh 1967 to 72 so that's a rob internet search right there so it

[06:04]it reminded russ a lot of when he was on tinder on vacation i'm sorry i'm sorry uh i can see it coming from so far away speaking of uh singles from jamaica speaking of yeah i have the next thing i have written is would you guys go to a sex club but i don't think we have time to get into a sex club it's a sex club i'm talking about like hedonism like where you go and they have like a i don't

[06:32]know what what would be in my sex club like a tv noise can't leave headphones a mirror and a hand mirror i could do anything i want on there time machine obviously so you can go back and bring younger rob to the sex club lots of new socks just in case it's like oh young rob oh you're so handsome you're so buff oh your balls are not so low you know what i mean like just like our listeners don't get this joke because i old rob is way more handsome than young rob we took a

[07:03]trip down memory lane this week with some photos and rob rob you're aging very well so the joke i don't know the joke doesn't work that well young rob had some issues not knowing when to get his haircut so sometimes there's a lot of times where young rob looks like a grandma that just went through like a transition like it's you know hey we're calling grandma we're calling grandma grandpa now like that's what i look like so i do look better now i have to say it would look like if if if uh malcolm gladwell uh art garfunkel and jack black all did something bad at a sex club

[07:38]and rob young rob that's the kid that came out they just put it on the guys i just want to announce i've been getting hand jobs for 50 000 hours i'm so good at it hey rob you did it how airport bathroom stalls would you have in your sex club like just one or multiple like three four well you'd have to it's like if you at least if you just have one in the middle one the options

[08:01]are endless right yeah i was gonna say if you just have one you just go in by yourself and go well wait a minute this is it they're supposed to be wait a minute all right listen guys we don't have time for this okay we're good this is not a double this is a single tonight so we're energized we got plenty of time we're still gonna try to get it quick no rob no no no permitting a two hour plus episode no no no you know what as long as we don't have to do the second one big papa rob's coming in and saying no we got to be not we got to be good boys here

[08:31]we got to have a nice because every once in a while when i load it up to edit it i'm like how do we talk for two hours about in utero like that doesn't make any sense i don't remember anything funny from that episode it's craziness anyway uh let's put on a parody song that once again just like last week's condiment song about aaron when he talked about the condiments the this the message of this song is is pretty timely honestly what's up everybody welcome to k-rob k-r-o-b

[09:03]now folks you know you know that when you meet somebody when you move in with them when you want to be with them you gotta learn how to do something new and sometimes that involves something that well you just can't do oh yeah yeah it's true

[09:30]oh yeah russ can't do oh yeah make a shot or two yeah well russ could not make espresso you that's one thing he just can't do well it's nice and hot but the pressure's not up to where it needs to

[10:01]yeah it's one thing he just can't do the foam is not foamy enough my espresso martini just got screwed i got it down guys you get that grind on an eight setting on the the breville well if the grind's on seven where's the bump

[10:34]bumps on ten yeah did it my grind was always very coarse hey rob the the grind is guy on top oh it's not valentine's day russell oh okay that's not about that we all know thanksgiving is reverse cowgirl while you watch the cowboys valentine's day at 69 guy on top holidays i don't know i'll tell you with the number of cookies i've been eating the holidays are going to be like her washing me with a rag

[11:03]like that's going to be what we're doing like getting deep there i i am i just am eating cookies like i don't know what it's crazy like i totally get it i get like the rag rob it's is eating cookies and being washed with the rag part of your turn on i don't know would i like getting washed with a rag i think i would oh god like a pressure spray

[11:31]or something i think that'd be great like just just like a walrus at the at the zoo it'd be awesome listen okay i am here beck did it better i've got four guys here who got a bad case listen i've got three guys here who got a bad case of toots in the maytals after they ate that el condor pasa down at the mexican place and i'm bringing that back again because i tied it together yeah i i've got three guys here i've got matt minneapolis matt how are you doing good rob i always want to be in that position where i can see you more clearly my friend oh that's so sweet well that's

[12:02]why i've got a mirror on the ceiling and a mirror uh on the ground in your toilet i was gonna say that and i did because i thought it was too gross i mean it's pretty gross i mean that's honestly what i thought and i was like well you could you kind of look and like i mean other people could i assume uh i've got a russell in minneapolis russell are you doing i'm good rob the harder you make jokes about coming the harder our listeners fall but our air bud he can still ball air bud falling out yep there's nothing in the rule book saying a

[12:34]dog can't wash you with a rag not in the rule books not in the player i can i just say this by the way before i get to aaron i want to apologize because i realized that i screwed up the infamous motumbo uh quote which of course i said who want to fuck motumbo it's not it you're not supposed to be a player you're supposed to be a player you're supposed to be a player you're the quote of course is who want to sex air bud okay that's what i should have said who want to sex air bud which is a thousand times funnier okay i let now listen i can do better i will do better

[13:03]all right when i am connecting motumbo and air bud in future episodes which definitely won't happen because we've never reused a joke i've got aaron out in california now aaron recently gave us some good advice he said don't kiss your mom on your dad's birthday oh god aaron how are you doing horrible it's a perfect ponder while they were dancing in that bar room last night let's talk about jimmy gliff all right all right disgusting rob huh uh all right let's get into the voicemail

[13:37]leave me alone just destroyed by the fucking joke hey guys a long time listener and many long times ago used to sneak into movies with uh russ and our oh what a complimentary movie guy and uh just wanted to call in with a couple

[14:01]of things referencing a couple of old takes because that's the only thing we can do as callers let's call about things that happened weeks or months ago i'll see if you guys can remember any of this stuff first of all i'm gonna push back a little bit i would guess you would also have about a 50 chance to guess the answer to this question i'm gonna push back a little bit i would guess you would also have about a 50 chance to guess the answer to this question i'm gonna about about 50 of what we're gonna say this episode okay if you've got your back to the better bingo card out there okay you're like 69 guy on top check espresso martini check big bopper free space don't know don't know yet

[14:32]we should do a big but we should do a back to the better bingo card maybe we could put that out there for our listeners oh my god that would be good what we what would be on there what would bop i think would have to be on there uh hey listeners call in 802-277-BECK now there are so many we've gotten so many voicemails okay i'm not worried but if you want to add some phrases that we should put onto our bingo uh let us know yeah infield dirt at the twins i mean that

[15:00]would be a map uh maps every time the map song gotta be some no rob's uh sister being a dental school graduate and she just takes people's money something about that no okay you told you sent me that one beforehand you said i should mention it no i thought it was steal people's money you live in mad all right let's get back to the voicemail but the number of times he's asked us to talk about that and then we resist i can't even know he's always trying to plant that one this bit has run you just you have it like on control c control v like edit on your edits right

[15:35]like stop talking about your sister stealing everybody's money right that's you've just got that of can i can i tell you speaking of control c control v can i just tell you of a bit i do at school now which is where we're playing with you i'm playing games on the computer and i tell the kids i'm like listen don't do command w hack because it will give you double the points and it's cheating and of course that closes the tab that they're in so they'll just close it and not get to play the game i think it's so funny every time

[16:00]god it's funny all right you tell them not to do it yeah i said i said not to do it so see if you guys can remember any of this stuff first of all russ mentioned uh donating to kids organizations or whatever people are coming around the office well i just want to give them a hat tip cookies uh he came through with a huge donation to my kids baseball teams you might be russell is coming through with a huge donation oh russell you didn't have to do that along with it i don't think we need that all right

[16:37]bro the magazines they give you for those donations are definitely more current than you would have thought you do they give you magazines or videos or do they give you a laptop these like they like you can't they can't give you a vhs tape if you're going to make that type of donation anymore right jesus christ flip books they flip books they used to get yeah they give you flip books flip i can't i cannot rob but only ones that work with one hand i know guys no we we're

[17:07]talking about kids fundraising rob you're a science teacher you should be able to flow with this if you can oh my god i can't step aside you're wondering why we're talking about kids we're raising money in december well in minnesota we got to get work in indoors last year we nickel and dimed all our parents so this year we did a couple of off-season fundraisers and good old uncle ross came through with some help and it's really appreciated what a great guy all right

[17:31]second uh sounds like he's reading from a script yeah really okay yes and russell is not here with a gun to my head for sure this is not russ yeah he's very great and he's not looking driving outside around my house over and over had everyone worked up about his best rolling going take about the hot dogs and uh i haven't been disappointed in a hot dog take since russ and the boys from back in the day one uh we were about 12 years old a neighborhood girl decided to make us lunch as we're out trolling

[18:05]the neighborhood getting into god knows what she makes us lunch uh makes us hot dogs and mac and cheese thought it was great uh she cut the hot dogs up put it in the mac and cheese oh cool somebody else made it we didn't have food right we're moron kids uh russ and the boys though eviscerated her for putting the hot dogs in the mac and cheese oh no i don't know what you guys russ has always and i'm not i'm just gonna say this russ has always had that sweet touch with

[18:33]the ladies i'm for sure he knows just what to say i've got that eviscerate eviscerate uh g did me don't i oh man i eviscerated her for the oh wow yeah i just i've never known russell to have like strong takes and then really just be pissed off about him and then like just you know wonder yeah i've just never known that just doesn't sound like him at all yeah or maybe he just digs in for no reason on some stuff all right let's keep going uh it's an aggressive take maybe russ is still clinging to it so that leads me to ask a question of you guys i usually don't

[19:05]ask a question i usually just call in with my weird or bad takes and let you roast me but i've got a question about how you guys like your hot dogs different ways you can do it cut it up put it in macaroni and cheese or like one of my co-workers who's obviously a mass murderer eat it plain on a bun so what is the way that you enjoy hot dogs thanks boys great show look forward to it every week cheers i gotta say if i was dating or even

[19:34]oh wait that was not russ that was not if i was dating or even married to somebody and they're like time to enjoy a hot dog and then didn't put anything on it and just ate it i'd be like i don't ever talk to you again like that's insane shit like i'll eat a hot dog plain if i'm like in the wilderness somewhere i would say it would be someone i think i could date but kind of screw around on it i'm not saying i would dump them i just you just wouldn't commit to him right

[20:00]you so you would be a player with somebody where you're like oh baby i love how you don't put the anything on that hot dog it's not like a breakup thing it's just you you know there could be other options out there wow i actually we've answered that question i gotta admit that does sound awesome i think i'm gonna start doing that here's here's how you enjoy a dog right you gotta be out in public okay when i find myself eating hot dogs at home listen i do it all the time but it's a sad

[20:34]day every time i have one it's very bad okay but if i'm out at like a game or something or i'm i don't know and i get a hot dog and i just put a ton of sauerkraut on there and a little bit of and then i maybe i get another one and i put ketchup and mustard what you know guess what you can put on whatever you want it's the place where you're eating it you're just hammering this hot dog everybody's watching you eat this hot dog best hot dog i ever had was after game six of the 2012 alcs the a's lost six nothing to the tigers but it's the one and only time i got a bacon

[21:04]wrapped hot dog from a cart with the grilled onions and the grilled jalapenos so that and with the crema on top so that was the best hot dog i've ever had also eaten out in public yeah you have to man what's your hot dog i'm just a straight up mustard guy you know i will have it with ketchup but i don't really like the ketchup on there i like you know my kid the problem is my kids like ketchup and mustard on their hot dogs so if they don't finish their hot dogs and i say how many do you want well i'll have two okay

[21:30]let's just put the ketchup and mustard on one of them just in case no put it on both i'll have both of them and then ultimately they end up not eating both of them and then you know you got to be the vacuum and clean it up and i gotta eat it with mustard and i'll you know i'll be okay with no sauerkraut uh what else no like exotic buns no like onion buns or anything like that just straight up mustard that's how i do i'm actually gonna argue too i think just a straight up i think a cheaper hot dog i think sometimes tastes better than like a big sometimes i get a big pull of

[22:01]sausage and it's like gray and i'm like i'm a you know it's a ben roethlisberger special i'm like i don't need this no thank you okay look it up uh i just like sometimes i just like a cheap hot dog or like a costco hot dog oh so good you know what a couple here are a few of my favorites i like going to the game and getting one i don't want to get the hot dog from a stand that's going to just give it to me all prepped i want it in the metal wrap i want the i want the the bun to have been kind of moisturized or i don't know what you call that like where it's you know what i'm saying that

[22:32]that's what i like it as a game you know what i like you like it moist yeah i like at home no buns just like hot dog or broad or whatever you got and honey mustard that's that's an at-home thing i if i'm at home russell i'm with you i don't usually eat it with a bun yes you just have it that is so sad guys that is like like really also if breakfast maybe doing some scrambled eggs and throwing like a brat cut up a brat in there throw that in there and kind of mix it up a little bit i would do that but i'm just picturing you and matt at home

[23:04]eating a hot dog with no bun like you're just kind of standing over the sink but like it's just kind of mowing one down it's just like oh you got a no one walks in when it's happening too right rob hey you know what you know how i like my hot dogs how's that uh uncircumcised which of course is one of the greatest hot dog takes ever on the podcast i think there's a medical reason to eat those uncircumcised right don't think i didn't well actually a lot of people don't like to eat the uncircumcised one it turns out

[23:32]listen don't think i didn't fucking hear in the middle of that voicemail how you were disappointed by my best rolling going of all time okay don't think i didn't pick on that it's like criticism okay it's been annoying it's been annoying at me like russell and a hot dog over the sink rob knows when there's some minor criticism he's in there for that uh aaron rolling going how is it going with you whoa it's guys it's it's going great but also kind of rough i've been i've been partying so hard since the last time tell me about it

[24:03]party like a rock star party like a rock star i'm with you let's get the party going let's get the party going now inside the party so i want to tell you about a couple of the parties i've been to because here's what happened uh we talked about the school auction which i attended in november as pitbull and i think i think what happened so i don't know what it's like at other school auctions

[24:31]but one of the things that happens at this school auction is that it's all the parents at the school you know they can host parties and so then you as when you host a party okay this music doesn't go with auctions at school yeah it's very loud too so like you know you host a party people bid to attend your party and then the party happens and then you know once the party happens and it's free for the people who like bid on it so i went you know i was dressed as pitbull right so like i was feeling myself and i i bid on way too many things but i won too many things and

[25:04]then i was also gifted uh thing at another thing so i just i've been partying my ass off so what now what's what's one give us one example okay talking all the time yeah so what's one example of something you want wait did you think i wasn't gonna get like rob just couldn't help himself like of course i'm gonna give you an example uh i went night golfing which which i night golfing was amazing so first of all uh like i

[25:33]thought it was gonna be like some kind of gimmicky good i was hoping somebody would thank you yeah i thought it was gonna be like a gimmicky you know all of the balls glowing or it was just a par three course with lights on it but we some guys made some barbecue at their house we went drank a bunch ate some barbecue then there was a party bus down to the golf course we get like we were drinking on the party bus we get to the golf course it's like you can go to the

[26:00]bar if you want and it was the night of all the conference championship football games so it's like go to the bar if you want and we're hosting the bar or you can go up to the the uh driving range and hit some balls if you want and we're hosting the driving range and it was like it's right on the bay so it was like it's like you're a 22 year old man again aaron it was amazing so great can you give me a second i gotta go talk to my kids for a second hey yeah what the fuck your school doesn't do jack shit everyone's going night golfing what hitting a hitting a lit up ball

[26:31]no it's it's actually just a course is lit up they're allowed to play multiple balls at a time in that state perverse it was perverse i am a horrible golfer like i was but like all the other guys who showed up for this thing like i thought when i bid on it like oh night golf that sounds just like a fun thing every single other guy they all like i didn't even have my my clubs are in minnesota i had to borrow clubs every single other person on this thing showed up with a golf bag oh no that

[27:00]had a country club tag on it oh no we're doing nighttime par three golf these guys are pulling out their viewfinder things and going like how far do you think it is to the green like should i hit what's and i'm like well i'm hitting like i'm hitting an eight iron on every shot no matter what like i just i gotta literally have two clubs in my bag and aaron is like aaron shows up and he's like how do you guys swing with all this armor we're wearing and then he realizes night golf is not what he thought hello like we're finishing up in the bar like about to

[27:32]go tee off and the and like you know like the one of the hosts had opened the tab at the bar so the bartender goes hey you guys want some tall boys to take out on the course like yes i want to take on the course it was incredible beautiful night uh so that's one of them you got to be gouted up right now i mean i i've had the same thing and where i've been going to like i had like a staff party and then i'm going out and i i sat down and looked and i was like oh i drank like a majority of days this week like that's not i'm 43 years old i can't be doing that i should not be doing

[28:01]that no what am i gonna do last week not do it i went yeah right last week another guy was like tasting i can't go do you want to go yeah sure so the whiskey tasting starts at 8 30 p.m we taste five whiskeys and then at 10 p.m he goes we're not we're gonna open the bonus bottle so there was that one jeez and then tomorrow night we're going together to a party where i'm gonna learn how to savor a champagne bottle so at some point wait a minute i gotta yes you're going all the way to buffalo yeah hello now that was one out there for my puck heads all right get a lot of complaints

[28:37]so that was for you tonight no no shut up for a second what now what exactly is a savoring event okay you think we're just gonna pass by that we're not gonna say anything what what is this have you guys do you know that you can open i've seen it yeah russ has got to know this of course yeah i've seen it you can go ahead now don't know now excuse me because i asked you a question because you said something insane and then you talked to me like i was insane for not knowing

[29:01]what's going on don't pull that shit on me okay russell knows what's going on so you can open open with a sword but we don't know what's going on don't pull that shit on me okay russell knows what's going on so you can open a bottle of champagne with a sword open with a sword but we don't go to an event called a champagne savoring party well i'm gonna learn how to do it i saw this couple these friends of ours that was their you know everyone like some people had a covid project that like was a finite skill and once you learned it you were fucking done with it other people's covid project was to some people had a covid project that maybe has kind of dominated their life actually for years and years afterwards so they're wondering maybe

[29:31]champagne savoring would have been a better choice i'm not doing espresso martinis anymore i'm getting a sword a sword no a sword a saber like from buffalo no not not like that saber a different saber or are you going night golfing you need a sword no it's not that night golfing no the lights are on the balls are not lit up no you can play all balls at once you don't have to wait for the ball to make it all the

[30:02]way to the hole and back all balls at once guys you can play all balls at once you don't have to wait for the ball to make it all the way to the hole and back all balls at once you can play all balls at once you don't have to wait for the ball to make it all the way to the hole and back all balls at once you can play all balls at once you don't have to wait for the ball to make it all the way to the hole and back all balls at once guys my bingo my bingo card says when russell's top up neighbor you know calls down and complains about his yelling i'm just hoping this is the night i need one more i need one more yeah one more so so aaron i'm just gonna say this be careful don't you aren't you worried about cutting off your finger with that i'm i'm worried about you a little bit hey a little bit but uh oh you know all right i'll let you guys know how it goes and then tonight was not even a party night but

[30:31]you guys know these guys who like if if they're drinking like it would be a lot of fun if they're we were going to decorate gingerbread houses at a friend's place and then we show up and the guy was like hey i bought a new bottle of woodford and like he's like the kind of guy who's like if he buys a bottle of whiskey he intends to drink the whole bottle of whiskey tonight so yeah if i if i don't make it to the end of the podcast aaron i got news for you your friends are alcoholics yeah so well we had help and i helped too but i don't know it could be a long night anyway that's me i'm partying too hard good for you i gotta i gotta settle down there's been a lot happening

[31:01]in my life since we talked about the man who has two espresso martinis in a different glass than his other espresso martini just said good for you to you severed thumb tomorrow if it happens hey just in case i run out i got a couple watermelon lemonade trulies here oh my god you gotta be careful yeah you gotta we could i don't think it's gonna happen tonight but you never can always shoot for watermelon truly to help you uh hydrate up again right watermelon is always good what's the old saying truly before espresso

[31:32]martini never been okay how's it really going with matt uh good uh i got a song this week rob i think i i think i sent it over to you and i don't know who sings it no i cannot find but i heard it on my phone or something like that and i can't stop listening to it so if we could just play in the background did you two put it on your phone automatically uh i can't remember if it was amazon or how it got on you know it was kind of sent to

[32:03]my phone automatically actually now that i've got it on my phone i can't remember if it was anything about this yeah yeah so i don't know i mean the vocals are on point so i think it's pretty good song but we'll play in the background i don't have too much for you we're going a little bit long and i don't want to be uh taking up too much of your guys time here on this lovely evening i got a question for you yes how old do you have to be to wear a leather jacket i've been watching it's it's winter time now in minneapolis everybody's wearing it i don't know if i've ever

[32:32]thought that i could be a leather jacket i don't know if i've ever thought that i could be a leather jacket wear it i don't know if i ever will wear the leather jacket but i see them on different people at all times are you guys leather jacket people would you ever wear them how long the jacket are we talking it's just not like a like a bomber like a down to the waist it's not a long leather jacket it's not a matrix style is there wool inside matrix style or is it straight leather is it wills are we talking straight leather it's like a will straight straight leather jacket no no like bomber hood because rob was thinking of going josh hartner with his he was thinking about

[33:02]stealing valor get well but it seems like it's going to be a straight leather jacket yeah it seems like an extremely practical thing durable warm all that stuff right but i just i don't know if i'd ever wear a leather jacket are you guys you know i've never owned a leather jacket but it wouldn't bother me so much when i was a kid i had multiple uncles adult males in my family that um a few of them rode a motorcycle and so they had leather jackets so i was used to seeing adults in my life as a kid that wore leather jackets so i think i could wear a leather

[33:31]jacket i've never had one but it wouldn't i wouldn't be opposed to it i had some uncles and stuff used to wear those leather masks or the mouth there's no mouth you know what i mean yes the mouth has it and then like a mouth has a zipper on it like that's the leather man that's the leather i've used to see and they were in Pulp Fiction and like they got that's where instead of instead of getting that at wilson's leather you get that at wilson's leather hey is this wilson's leather i need a new helmet with the let me unzip let me unzip uh yeah i need a uh face mask

[34:04]can you help me break through this baseball glove too i've been sitting in the tub with my leather mask on i can't remember if this is what i'm supposed to do or not if i put a rubber band around this mask on i will kind of erotic though you gotta admit a leather mask with a zipper do you think anybody's ever actually looked at a leather mask with a zipper and be like fuck that's my thing yeah right it's

[34:32]it can't be it just can't be it can't be listen we are sex positive okay and i hate to i hate to have to mute this we are sex positive okay but you can't be putting uh i don't know why i muted this you can't be putting a leather mask on your face with a zipper and think that's great you just can't sorry keep going no i was just gonna ask rosie what's what do you think you need to wear do you need a winter jacket out oh yeah it's cold as shit at night yeah it's 48 degrees at night you

[35:03]need a jacket no that's not cold it's cool aaron now aaron is it true that your jacket is a detroit piston starter jacket yes you have 21 losses in a row where they're at he's he's got aaron aaron's like i could get the starter jacket or i could save some money and get a new era jack brian from where's brian from woodbury the east side lake city yeah woodbury brad from woodbury was out here for a baseball game in august and he remarked at how cold it was because when it's 50 and humid

[35:30]blowing off the bay it's cold man chills you right to the bone so yes you need you need a winter jacket out here not like a you know not like a massive jacket but you got to be man get some layers rob if you do want to see me jacket you'll have to sign up for my only fans account no did you say only fans account is that is that like a it's a pornography site for st old graduates yes wait actually let me write that down i'm editing that out that's a million dollar idea yeah hey somehow my

[36:00]only fans account lost 50 dollars what i owe them listen for 75 bucks you can see me saying uh cream of weed at the dude i like cream of weed in a multiple town it takes one small step to bring a whole city down hey guys just to let you know i've got a hand mirror on my amazon wish list if anybody wants to pick that up i'd love it you guys are like oh do they

[36:30]really have wish lists on amazon i don't know i don't know hey guys listen i made a mistake when i was ordering masks on amazon i got one without the zipper wait a minute yeah no this is not good hey bat are you one square away from your bingo on the leather mask that's not on my it's a whole new bingo card we've got a brand new bingo card tonight yeah i don't think i could wear a leather jacket because i don't think a big guy would wear a leather jacket

[37:00]i think you're right rob i think i would feel uncomfortable in what it's got to wrap around it's kind of got to hang the right way and if you're a bigger guy jackets don't really hang like that no no instead you're going to look like you know what you're going to look like and i hate to say this oh it's like a it's like a homeschool kid who's recreating the matrix you know at home what oh no like you know what i mean like it's just like oh i'm gonna matrix is cool i'm gonna redo it then you're just oh not good

[37:30]okay or whoever i mean maybe maybe people thought it was cool when they're growing up to make videos what do you think you would do as a male uh only fans guy like how many different fans you could be like hey day one hey guys gonna jerk it for you day two i guess i'll stand up and do it it's gonna take a long time you can check me out with the new uh soccer national championship trophy they're gonna let me borrow it for a week on my only fans account

[38:00]oh my god that'd be so good hey i'm at a basketball game there's a 50 chance we're gonna win or lose i'm gonna show you my asshole babe i can't put this zipper up with the zipper with that now listen getting something caught in your zipper on your leather face mask would be so embarrassing hey what happened to your lip oh i got caught in a zipper wait what you have like a like a half a taco bell wrapper in there oh

[38:30]is that a chalupa are you eating chalupas are you eating under the mask i got you that mask for the christmas cookie season yeah i can't eat any cookies i have this mask on i can't eat any cookies but the problem is i always have a boner this is my thing i love it i love the smell of leather and the feel of leather on my lips it's what i like actually

[39:00]you know when you're on a couch and it's really hot and you get up and you hear that like that sound it makes when you're getting up i like that on my face i mean who is that for rob can you imagine you scrambling wearing the mask with the zipper while trying to like finish a hot dog and your family's hurt like you hear them not like opening the door like what a scramble that would be hey uh can i get one soft serve ice cream cone

[39:30]all right here you go sir oh wait a minute god damn it can you help me unzip this please it's stuck no just move the move the chalupa wrapper rob do you think you could ever bring that into like a seamstress to get the zipper repaired if it did break or like can you bring it in to be like for sure hey so the zipper got

[40:00]caught i need a new zipper added can you add that to it or not oh my god yeah can you i open my mouth real big and the zipper just you know how the zippers just break and then you just know like oh these are done like there's something about zippers where once they break they're just like oh these this will never work again your whole pants are shot right yeah that yogashima zipper company or whatever it is they've got us they know what they're doing oh my god you know i've had uh i've had leather jacket on my list for like a year and a half and i thought it'd be a

[40:30]i think matt i gotta say you can rock you the other night you sent a picture you were wearing kind of like an old english british style cap i don't know what you'd call that type of hat uh what's the type what would you guys call that okay well are you talking about the guards because those are just big fuzzy hats i don't think that's is there talk about that english hat like the big no i'm talking about like matt derby hat i don't know it's like a derby hat that doesn't fit over your ears it's just kind of around the the top of your head a little bit are you talking about like a page boy because i'll tell

[41:03]you what yeah yeah like a page like this hat no that's a haircut oh my god it might be a derby originally called it like this hat right here yeah newsboy yeah news driver hat but matt was wearing one the other night but i think like that could go with the leather jacket that's kind of got the same type of vibe maybe a little bit right yeah it works yeah like you know like a gentleman i went to a whiskey tasting thing last week and there were so many fat guys wearing this kind of hat oh yeah it was crazy and

[41:36]what's the worst is i went home and i looked at this hat that i owned it's exact same and i was like oh my god i'm one of them by the grace of god i didn't wear that hat do you think you can get a combo pack where you get the newsboy hat with the leather mask the leather mask well the zipper is extra you gotta google it just google it i i if the zipper is extra i gotta think about it okay wait a minute leather let's just look up leather mask on amazon for men okay well we got actually quite a few options more than i thought amazon

[42:05]is actually kind of like bainish a little aggressive doesn't it i can't do that one well the second one though has bunny ears which i gotta say like when i was like god there's something wrong off with my leather mask that i wear i know it doesn't have bunny middle one there keep going there you go that's okay here we go no max that's that's an axe and smash style one right this is like road warrior yeah right like if you want to wear a leather mask you can watch rob no no no demolition not the road warriors no no i'm talking about the uh that

[42:34]mel gibson movie where he was like you guys ever seen that movie or no you're gonna get in my car and blow me wait i'm a patriot and the british are going to blow me why do you why do you need to have why the zipper what's the purpose of the zipper well if you like well to put your dick in there russell i mean what are you talking about you know what it is

[43:03]google it google it rob okay what's the point of a zipper what is the point don't watch me type i hate you guys watching me type what is the point of the zipper on a leather mask asking for a friend i add that sometimes so it doesn't think it's me would you wear a zipper would you wear oh yeah i stopped around upstairs i might have to go shut

[43:32]no wait she's ordering something she's looking at your wish can i can i count that my bingo does that count yeah that counts now here's the problem they don't have sizes for this mask there's i've got a huge head there's no way that leather mask fits my head it says fits most yes you you would be looking at my forehead through the eye holes like my forehead would be through the eye holes it would be like half my mouth would be under where the zipper is like see my nose pathetic dick it uh now it has two ratings we probably don't have time to read the

[44:05]ratings right we don't want to go through and read the ratings on this leather mask with a zipper by the way all of these are quote-unquote halloween costumes right yeah those look like costume ones as opposed to like well this one has a ball an everyday player oh they say they say breathable they're probably not actually breathable like that's the thing is they can't tell you these things are not to be worn on your actual face talk about it a boner killer oh this leather mask is so breathable

[44:32]i know you didn't just say it's breathable one star once could breathe too well okay who do you think this has two ratings who's the person who looks at this goes you know what there's no ratings i'm gonna be the first i need to leave my thoughts this is a leather mask but yeah could have been better i think what would be depressing about me

[45:04]is i think russell i think you and i both if we got a leather mask that fit our face and you saw it when somebody wasn't wearing it you'd just be like god damn that's big you know what i mean like it would just be so big you'd be like wow that's depressing this is how big my leather is hot air balloon or something oh i mean you go in you go into a guy's room and he's got a leather mask that covers his whole bedside table yes that's a bummer you don't want you don't want to be sitting on that guy's face while the zipper is closed

[45:32]okay oh making that leather so humid it's humid in there i'd look i'd look like vader from wwe circa like 1997 what time is it vader time big head van vader all right magic mike is going to totally be sending you guys uh leather masks that to the link on january 19th to the 2020 22nd of 2024 if you were a leather mask guy and every night you like you'd have this process where you have to put on your headphones when you go to

[46:02]sleep can you you think when you zip the mouth closed on your leather mask would wake your wife up or not oh hey can you zip your mask closed before you come into the bedroom oh god that's what i like even more russell rolling going how's it going wow both my nutritionist and my wife and me all want me to zip my mask closed like finally something we can all agree on speaking of my headphones can i just show you guys this look at this these are my headphones

[46:33]these are my sleeping headphones now as you can tell they look like they've been part of a shark attack does anybody want to guess does anybody want to guess who in this house may have done this to my sleeping headphones i don't even i don't even it looks like a pair of underwear i don't even know what's going on well that's what happened the dog thought they were underwear what is he doing oh look at this guy he loves to eat things that have been on my head that okay if you if you chewed my leather mask i'd be so mad i thought you were gonna say that's

[47:04]why he eats your doesn't it look like he's dead and i've just stuffed him like it's like that guy loves don't shake the baby don't shake that dog loves to be shaken up uh just like just like russell's boston i mean boston terrier boston shaker do you think your dog would be aware like if what like i don't know if i would be aware of that if i would be aware of that if i would be sat there with a leather mascot would it be like what the fuck's he doing would he realize it's you

[47:31]or not listen my dog's seen some fucked up shit russell okay my dog wouldn't blink if he saw me wearing like if he sees me wearing a mask and i come out unzip it and i take out the lucky charms and i'm like fuck there's no marshmallows in here oh who ate all the marshmallows oh i'll just come out with my face not in a mask and i'm gonna eat all the marshmallows i mean yeah i like i like being deprived of being able to breathe and eat but to take all

[48:02]the marshmallows that's sick uh roll the goal and things are going really well with me i actually had two musical experiences i wanted to share with you guys it's a music podcast aaron i know you like to talk about music so i'm going to share two music things that i uh add on actually back to back nights the first night i ordered i procured for my company's christmas party a small group of 25 people i brought in the river dueling pianos i brought in pianos for a small group how cool is that that's fantastic that so

[48:33]i can't believe it so you are the you're like the cool boss or russell aren't you now rosie are you taking notes okay yeah i'm writing this down man i've never rosie's holiday party he's playing the legend of john henry's hammer and russell's got dueling piano yeah that's about right big john but so i i brought in these guys the local guys and they were very affordable i would say if anyone's ever looking to do like a small type thing you know 20 30 people you could go as big as you want but if you want to do a smaller thing

[49:00]um these guys have been doing it for a long time they were really good they they come on you're like how do they fit these pianos through these doorways they come in in these boxes they assemble them all that never occurred to me that never occurred to me how do they fit the pianos the doorways they just bring grand wow well they take them right and they sleep put them up you know put them upright and they get them through like any doorway it was it was super impressive they get all set up did you did russell did you mention that a grand piano that's a grand piano that's a grand piano doesn't seem that expensive to me i think they'd be way more a two grand piano well let's not go

[49:35]crazy so anyways these guys come in they do the whole setup where we we've got it set up and i was talking with my colleagues and so the first thing i was wondering if you bring them in you got to tip them like you would at a bar right you've got to like have people's got to have money ready so i just went and got some cash so our team all had cash like 10 bills to throw up there every time we requested a song but i thought i would share some of the songs i requested see what you guys think about those requests i would just want to russell the fact that you

[50:04]brought cash for your employees or whoever else was hanging around that's a baller move because you know having other people have to tip them and stuff that was a good move by you that that's wondering what russell bought i want to know the time of day yes that's also my uh cell phone history

[50:53]oh yeah really such a good song i'm glad we could pull that one out again

[51:04]for some reason my face id on my phone isn't working it might be this mask because like my eyes and mouth are covered with leather it was more expensive i don't get it it was a mask with no holes well i need one hole for my neck really if you think about it but you can't you think that'd be cheaper but it's not

[51:30]look at the size of this thing it's so big i don't i don't get why it's so big there's a reason i can't play stars on amazon so some of the people in my team were really into it we're listening to the singing along some people i don't think really cared there was a lot of people that had never done like dueling pianos before been to a show like that so you guys have you guys have been to that type of thing before right only one time i think yeah i think i think with you russell i think that's the only i see

[52:02]dueling pianos in down to minneapolis uh in block e the shout house yeah the shout house which is like hennepin between i think like seventh and eighth yeah that's where the the target the new uh mayo timberwolves practice facility is i believe map yeah he's on the first floor on like the east side there on hennepin you know the worst thing you can ever do is you can't do anything before going to that piano bar was what what's the brazilian all you can eat steakhouse what's that place oh the worst thing you could ever do before a piano bar is go to fogo de chow it's the

[52:36]worst just it's like oh you're across the street from each other oh you're gonna go straight to bed after that like you do for a good show just straight to bed oh you're all sweaty uh did you run here it's not the meat it's the mask it's the mask it's not the meat you know what i'm saying you know what you know what's never busy at that fogo de chow place what's the bathrooms nobody's ever like oh this is really making my system go all this meat

[53:01]so i thought i could share some of the songs that i requested trying to get the the party going you know you could request um whatever you want but you kind of got to request songs people know that they're going to get into they'll sing along with that type of thing so here are some of my requests see what you guys think of these requests first one i start off with no one was requesting anything i didn't know what to do i just wrote down joan jet give us some joan jet for the piano bar what do you guys think oh i like it wow that is what did they do i love rock and roll they did i love rock

[53:31]and roll yes they did i got to right they had started up with some elton john just like you would think they did so they were there we're already kind of into the elton john they're already hitting those notes you know i would have wanted them to play it first song russell what's that i mean this is gonna get that party started a little more blue and the man on the moon what joan jet song would you have chosen russell i'm blanking like what else should what else could they do from joan jet um is bad reputation and joan jet song oh yeah that would have been that

[54:02]would have kicked ass but you gotta you gotta hope for people because especially with people have never done this type of thing or they're not really into music you need songs everyone knows right or it's not that much fun so a bunch of people pick some beatles songs hey jude and those were all really good a few of my other picks were that i thought were good picks were living on a prayer living on a prayer is a good sing-along song right great one great one don't stop believing another good sing-along song yeah perfect someone picked italian restaurant before i could even get to it scenes from an italian

[54:31]restaurant to it how did they do how did they do though they were very good these guys you know when you go see dueling pianos they might not have the greatest voices ever but when you put a song up there and they know damn near everything you put up there you've got to give these guys props right like if they can pull off the chorus or pull off part of the song it's it's really impressive now russell at any point did you tell the guy let's listen i've got a parody version of italian restaurant it's not going to make a lot of sense to everybody here but uh you couldn't quite understand because my mask kind of got

[55:00]stuck your kids are gonna love it i got this version of italian restaurant oh some of the other ones i picked sweet caroline i figured sweet caroline gets everyone doing the and then two of the ones i made sure we got towards the end of the three hours and the two i had to make sure they played were piano man and last one i wanted was american pie so those were a few of the ones that were at the end choices yeah so this was a work thing i did bring a piano uh dueling piano lover to this event with me so they came to this

[55:33]work okay so wait it was a plus one event it was a plus one plus one event yeah dueling piano lover okay so this is getting closer here that came that came with she uh the first song she was going to go request this is a work event so like oh one of the things this is like g-rated like they're not doing that where you know some of the dueling pianos they get up there and it gets very blue where they're it's filthy right this is not what they're doing at the work

[56:00]event the first song the dueling piano guest picks and is ready to go put up there is paradise by the dashboard light and i have to stop this dueling piano fan because i'm like they're gonna do it like do you think they would have done i stopped her i said you cannot go request that it's like a song about what rob you're gonna have to bleep this out fingering someone in the car and like right that is what the song is about i looked at her as like oh man do it you cannot

[56:34]oh man you should have heard what my boss's date yeah you know stood for the for the piano bar yeah it was awesome and the thing is about fingering in a car i think the most efficient way to not hurt your wrist is you both are facing straight forward right like you're kind of like you're on a sled like you're going like this you know like because if you try to reach around with the other arm and then you're kind of like you're breathing on them like you're looking at them like i think we both have to look forward like you're i guess it's like perfect for driving

[57:04]movies right so i'm fingering in cars yeah eric it's perfect for driving movies what are you talking about i'm talking about the pose you're describing like then you can both be watching the movie it's great that is true actually so i said we cannot pick that so there was only one song that got a that someone else on the team picked it was not me these guys did a great job someone picked sir mix a lot baby got back oh yeah and so the piano guys they do it where they're beat boxing

[57:31]like they got really into it they were it was super entertaining energetic and everything where they're beat boxing the one guy's rapping playing the piano the other guy's beat boxing and i looked around and occasionally there was one or two people that i think were horrified at some of the at some of the uh sir mix a lot stuff but if they can turn that one out man i mean that's impressive that's just that's that's just good work the other the other moment i had with the uh the the dueling piano fan that came with me one of the other songs i don't think i mentioned friends in low places i picked i

[58:01]thought that might be if we want to go country that's so good great friends in low places right literally within eight minutes of me selecting this song and them singing this the dueling piano fan writes down on the note friends in low places shows it to me she's like how about some garth brooks and i literally had to say they just played this within the last five minutes so that was my dueling what song would you guys have picked that dueling pianos do you have like a go-to song you would have picked uh one by metallica there you

[58:32]go works well with that bass too doesn't it prison in me i gotta say you know what i i don't think this would be a bad pick actually what if i mean this would be kind of i want to talk about a sing along i mean let's get to the normal part you know what i mean oh yeah i know yeah russell would you put on this leather mask for me i would not do that it would be hard that's the other thing too just imagine putting on

[59:06]a leather mask what it would do to your hair ouch rob especially like for bigger guys it's like a football helmet or like your shoulder pads in football where you gotta have someone help you get out of those things well like if you and i had leather masks on in vegas you probably have to help me get out of it right i can't get that off myself it's all sweaty it's sticking to me and everything you gotta vaseline it up first and then the thing is this too okay you got a mask on your head how

[59:30]low on the neck is that going because if it's only going down to here it's gonna like force my neck down you know what i mean i'm gonna have like a kind of a bit of a what do you want to call that a little gizzard well i mean it's like a fupa but it's on my neck you know what i mean like i would say for our generation i feel like one of the top five bring the house down songs is mr brightside like if you could request mr brightside i was trying to think of something like uh cold play or maybe some like miley cyrus

[60:00]yes i also party in the usa or something like that someone did request wrecking ball and they didn't do it there was another one they didn't do uh rob you what's the queen song what's the piano one that really rocks um oh shit you've done a video to it before uh uh bohemian rhapsody no no no no no oh don't stop me now don't stop me now someone requested don't stop me now and the piano it was the only one i heard him say all night it's too

[60:30]hard to do we can't do it they said they couldn't do don't stop me now clean rules man so so that was my first music experience the next night i actually uh me and an elvis groupie took my mom to the ames theater to see an elvis impersonator the ames theater and thornsville to see elvis blue christmas to essentially see an elvis impersonator do elvis songs christmas songs all that type of thing russell's oh yeah have you guys ever seen an

[61:03]elvis impersonator before or not no yeah uh russell did i once rent a elvis costume and do a karaoke version of hunk hunk of burning love for middle school yes i did okay i was impersonator and it was and it was later elvis i've just gonna put it that way the costume shop did not have a lot of options size wise it was like a leather mask for my body uh my my good buddy and you guys all know joe from richfield his dad

[61:31]huge huge rob oh thank you very much huge elvis fan wow and for his 60th birthday they got a elvis impersonator to to play and it was pretty darn awesome it was just playing out in their garage and everybody had a great time so good yeah so we get there and we get out there and the weird thing was they kind of they do like a an i don't know what you call a warm-up act so they've got like the band out there beforehand

[62:00]they do a few songs the only bad part of the show is they had this guy come in supposedly he's he'd sang some christmas song that had been in like the news somewhere and he did this whole like singer songwriter thing for like 20 minutes where he's like talking to you worse and explaining how he wrote the song and it's like a song no one's ever heard of yeah like i i was like you got to get this fucker off the stage right like no one wants to hear the opening act do like a speech right no talking no i i don't know why these artists love to talk

[62:31]so much shut up okay play uh you know minnesota christmas or whatever your song is so elvis comes out the impersonator comes out and he starts singing and he's fantastic he's so good um he's hitting all the all the songs and he did a great job of mixing in a few christmas songs like what was it uh blue christmas and here comes santa claus the one that you would know from like uh christmas vacation but he didn't do all christmas songs he did a lot of you know other elvis songs so

[63:02]some of my favorites that he did were let's see burn in love burn in love was amazing he's doing this and people are into it everyone's having fun right the other one he did that i'd never heard before and the moment he hit the first note there was like a chunk of people that went nuts let me hear if you guys have ever heard this song it is i've never been to spain have you heard it oh i don't wait oh yeah i heard it from three dog night though

[63:33]yeah people went nuts and i was the one i had to get out my notepad and write it down the song was so good the guy was so good this is like 70s elvis right vegas elvis doing the house show the elvis everyone wants is the vegas elvis right he's got the jumps who not mad it was great so he did a few other he did some cover songs that i thought were covers but one of them that he that he crushed was always on my mind which the elvis impersonator said

[64:03]i actually did this nine years before willie nelson people know the willie nelson one elvis did it way before and that was so good too um the he did the one song that i heard back-to-back nights at the piano dueling pianos and elvis sweet caroline elvis did that one and i also heard it at dueling pianos which was great so i heard sweet caroline two nights in a row here's the question i had about the elvis impersonator i really wanted to ask you guys though he comes out he's doing the whole bit everything is elvis he's talking in the voice

[64:31]he's singing everything at some point he breaks the fourth wall no and he starts talking in his own voice for money he's got a british accent oh impressive way to go man so he comes out about halfway through the show and he kind of he starts talking and he goes i bet you didn't know i was british and you know people laughed and then he started later on he talked about how hey he was talking about his girlfriend who also used to be his ex-wife like imagine nice ex-wife girlfriend again but and then he started talking

[65:03]about his daughter what do you guys think of the elvis impersonator breaking the fourth wall and just letting you into who they really are no that's how she's paying him for it yeah hey this is elvis baby okay i'm an elvis impersonator and i just want to tell you priscilla was 14 when we started dating each other but that was fun this is a big part this is a big part of my elvis impersonation is the stuff that makes you uncomfortable baby i also had an unborn twin brother the other thing that i really enjoyed for this so we took

[65:35]the elvis the elvis fan and took my mom to go see this my mom had actually seen elvis in person when she was younger at the old metropolitan stadium in bloomington mad i believe that's now in 35 kindly where the mall of america was no 494 and cedar cedar yes sir you're right yes cedar yep you know kind of southeast border between the river and then the airport there yep so she had

[66:00]seen elvis so she was really excited and she'd seen impersonators before let me know what you guys think of this my mom as uh she doesn't uh walk around too well anymore she can still get around everything but like going upstairs and everything we're just trying to avoid having you know you get to a theater you never really know if you're going to be up and down standing and everything first time i've ever done it we did the wheelchair row yeah so brilliant it was amazing i think i might take my mom to every concert i go for for the rest of my life have you guys ever sat in like the accessible row before or not was she able to push you around in a wheelchair i mean

[66:34]that's crazy that you had her i would do all that i said and if you're embarrassed about the mask i don't care if you're embarrassed you're not we're not going very fast god so does your mom have elevator you can use the ramp way more leg room than any other seat you've ever had a normal seat um no one behind you so you know if you want to put your camera up take a picture or two

[67:02]not going to bother anyone it was great have you guys ever sat in the accessible seats before no but i'm thinking i should try it yeah you you tell rosie's wife at gmail.com to start uh getting a limp you see you see russell like unscreened one of the handles and he pulls out this big hot dog and he's like yes my plan's working perfectly the other thing i had to tell you guys about this experience we're sitting in the last row and i you know i i know some elvis songs but i don't know a ton about

[67:30]elvis so he in the second half of the show he starts out and he's wearing a scarf and my mom goes oh he's gonna give these scarves away watch this and i was like what are you talking about yeah she goes just wait and see and so he's like two three songs in and all of a sudden they start playing this song and he there's a lady who comes up behind him with like hundreds of these scarves and she just keeps putting them on his neck and he's holding them off and giving them to women in the front row so like women just storm the front row to get this scarf from elvis and so we're sitting up there and my mom's excited about it with everything so i kind of nudge i kind of elbow

[68:03]the uh the elvis gore with me and i say run down there and grab one of those scarves props to the elvis gore with me up immediately no question runs down gets in line gets a scarf from elvis yeah brings it back up and gives it to my mom my mom got a scarf from elvis that sounds like a keeper that's no doubt hey hey i wanted to thank you you know for going out with my mom and uh you know i know it's tough there's some stairs we're getting around and but she had

[68:33]a great time it's just not working out uh i don't know if you can take like an uber home or like uh i just yeah and i'd appreciate it if you could sign that nda about me wearing the mask i'd prefer it doesn't get out in public and give me back both my keys okay please so that was my those were my music experiences over the last night dueling pianos and an elvis show and i'm gonna say this i've said it before this ames theater i know matt you don't want to go to like shows at the casino

[69:04]i've never been in the casino i know this is not a first half or like a super hip spot to go people should go check out a show at the ames theater they do great shows i would highly recommend people checking them out rob rolling going how's it going with you uh tell you what okay we'll make this quick my friend suzanne text me who's that never heard i broke my toe she stubbed her toe on one of the greatest fears of my life stubbed her toe on the coffee table oh broke it okay

[69:36]i go over and if sure enough her foot is bruised because of course she has it out to show me it's don't want to look at it is she like telling you so you have to come over and check on her or do you just went over eventually no i was like oh no no she told me it was a conversation piece so we go over there i look at her foot gross i said oh no you broke it what did the doctor say she goes oh i didn't go see a doctor i didn't get an injury i'm like well injury you can't say you broke it right like that's

[70:04]stolen valor am i right on that because i i critiqued you right it's broken yeah i mean you hate to yell at somebody who has like a bruised up foot that it's not but i was like you can't say if you don't really know it's broken like you just can't do that correct that doesn't look broken it just looks spread if you break a bone like you you you want to you want to know the specifics of that broken bone you want to be able to say to someone yeah broke my hammock bone or whatever it is like you want to be able to like that's street cred you got to know exactly what you broke yeah

[70:32]oh my this is my fourth metatarsal or whatever yeah not ever yeah not just like the details oh my toes he's hurt nobody's favorite part of the show did you call her on it robert or did you just give her credit for the broken bone yeah i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know no i said this is bullshit you didn't really break your toe you can't say that you did you didn't get an x-ray they couldn't tell so she's she's you know and then i took off and i put on my navy cap that i have and i walked down the hall and i saluted everybody as i walked by

[71:00]and then uh had somebody push me in a wheelchair he switched into his santa outfit and stole the salvation army bucket on the way out why don't they just put the salvation army bucket inside the grocery store instead of outside where it's freezing cold hey let's make a few more people miserable in this state no out there in the windiest part of the parking lot not not inside by the door let's put them out

[71:31]in the windy part dumb shits hey hey uh salvation guys get in that you see that port-a-potty out there get in there you're in the port-a-potty now just see how much you get treated like shit they're like in the port-a-potty those guys probably could have benefited from some sort of face mask oh man okay aaron we don't have time we gotta get would you guys give money to the salvation army guy if he was wearing a fast food zipper i probably would be more apt yeah yeah

[72:00]here's every dollar in my wallet yeah please please go home and stop scaring the children doesn't have a leather jacket but he's got a leather mask is somebody there i wore the one with no eye holes wait a minute no my my mask is just on backwards the bell like sticks to the zipper on his mask by accident or oh my god disaster he takes he's like oh my god he's like oh it's so cold out here oh it's so cold out here let me take off my mask and he takes it off and there's another mask on

[72:31]below oh yeah it's one of those days double masker in case one mask falls off i make sure i still have a boner all right just in case one breaks that that's what would happen to me that's what would happen to me i my leather mask would get a rip in it like i'd put it on it would just rip i'd be like fuck not as erotic now listen okay yes you guys we are talking about uh the harder they come okay

[73:02]the jimmy cliff album and i gotta tell you this album so this is 72 right this album is basically here's why it's on this list right it's not because you know a ton of the songs although i think pressure drop is an all-time great song pressure drop yeah it's so great and and don't forget i was going to talk about it then but don't forget donald trump was on saturday night live and tooths in the maytals was the band so there is a clip of donald trump saying ladies and gentlemen well here let's just find it let's just find it right now i mean wow uh i'm always trying to

[73:33]rig trump onto the show no no this is this is i got that i got that on my bingo card rob brings up trump again look at this hi i'm donald trump and i'll be here with musical guest toots and the maytals so good toots and the maytals toots and the maytals listen to it comes up to me tears in his eyes he says donald you sing reggae better than anyone i've ever heard in my entire life guys my impressions

[74:01]are on point right now now this is one of the first albums that got reggae out of jamaica into the united states at the time the people thought jamaican music was just like dance hall like super beats and really this was the first one where with jimmy cliff this this got it over every this is the one everybody listened to it's in the library of congress night right now as a as a recording that's so important because of that and really kind of paved the way for the popularity of bob marley uh however you know actually right when this album came out a lot of this style of music

[74:34]was actually losing popularity in jamaica and we're going to talk about that in a little bit and what's interesting is we start to hear on some of these songs a little bit more of kind of the dub style that's going to come up i mean there's just so much variation in that caribbean music and it's so hard to keep track of it because it's so it's so fluid and kind of blends together and that's the 72 where is this the uh the bob marley albums we've heard so far are what exodus and catch a fire let's see exodus or did we hear any dread no i think catch a fire in exodus i mean that's 77

[75:06]five years after five years later uh bob bob marley catch a fire fire so to catch a fire is uh catch a fire is 73 so this is right okay that makes sense before so this is kind of your this is kind of your pre reggae which that's can be that reggae can be pretty good okay it can really get you moving as much as

[75:30]regular reggae okay so you got to be careful uh but i i think this really did pave the way and that's probably why it's on the list because i don't think there's a lot of songs on here that we've heard you know but uh let's get into the harder they come starting off with jimmy cliff you can get it if you really want it have you guys seen the movie or not i downloaded it to my plaques but i haven't had time we watched most of the movie tonight before movie it's kind of a little bit hard to follow at times it goes from the guys trying to

[76:00]make it in the music business to then he's kind of into the drug scene and now he's giving shootout with police and other people the movie's all over the place but i think i might want to give it another chance i i think it might be a pretty decent movie there's it's definitely kind of a shoppily made a little bit but it might be might be worth a watch and they play this song i bet at least for part of the movie is this is the song he makes as a music guy that's becoming big at the time so you probably hear that song

[76:30]that opening track seven eight times in the movie it gets really catchy and that's the one i think you can hear the conversation between american rock and roll and what was going on in jamaica like that sounds like it could have been a johnny rimber song or somebody but you know but it but it has the reggae guitar a little bit i think when it's like oh let's listen to one of the greatest reggae albums ever released and this is how it starts you're like well this sounds kind of like right herb herb albert yeah really a lot of brass watch the movie it gets really catchy i'm telling you guys oh i think it's a great song

[77:01]i just i like that it it right off the bat gives you you know situates you where the music was at the time right so so listen this next song i think is really interesting this is a sing j style of jamaican music which is similar to dub where they would uh remix popular reggae recordings kind of like sample it and do it but with with sing j they sing themselves chanting or toasting over the top of it oh that is a weero no question that's a weero oh yeah

[77:31]yeah did i try to find five other weero songs to do a weero list part two no way yes did i succeed no we're a list part two for those of you guys that remember the best song on the best weero song list ever was tone loke wild thing oh yes that's wait so who's this isn't jimmy cliff now right no this is scotty scotty scotty okay now the weird thing about scotty is he doesn't know he wanted a bigger contract so he didn't uh he wasn't

[78:07]gonna play with michael for those last years but they had one last dance okay rob and then michael got back at him because his son now married his scotty's ex-wife that's so weird that's so weird i mean you know love is love he's not that good at defense you know you might have to pull something up aaron's got to hear about this one that song was covered once by herbie man oh i do need to

[78:32]hear about this and i believe the singer on it might have been sissy houston which i believe is whitney hughes is that what it's called i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know is that whitney houston's mom here or not uh mom or auntie yeah i haven't listened to it yet but i figured we had to give it a chance right wow we've been doing music you guys were doing a few weeks ago gotta get some herbie man this is 76 let's fast forward a little bit well something called steve harjan bought

[79:06]this album back in the 70s and still one of his favorites this is a jam isn't it this is incredible what a find it's so fun we might have to do a herbie man night one of these nights all right this is delightful this is really nice is he playing an alto flute or is it a regular flute yes do you think he could play that flute

[79:32]no i think you're out of here we make it herbie herbie man could not well you know i saw all that chest hair it'd be a disaster i saw her i saw herbie man once and he you guys won't believe this he went bananas did yeah herbie herbie goes bananas for sure what's brutal i watched that movie i bet i rented that movie at least 20 times when i was a kid i think i think if my kids said hey dad can you pay

[80:03]three dollars to watch herbie goes bananas again i would be like you are morons my kids are morons don't like you can't watch herbie tell me what happens to herbie goes bananas i don't know the car drives around there's a scene with a bull right doesn't he fight a bull can't the dog can't the car fly or something listen to this the gold thieves soon find paco and threaten to use the settling torch to cut up herbie if paco doesn't give him the film what the fuck was i watching herbie gets interrogated herbie gets interrogated

[80:33]by the cia in guantanamo bay herbie's at herbie does guantanamo this is your your go-to herbie the love bug and leather zipper mask episode we did it we finally did herbie and leather masks in the same episode diagram we've been trying for so long yep yeah well if herbie jacked you off you'd pay more for it you know you would it'd probably be pretty good at it oh there's another square on the bingo card that went away getting close what were we doing bingo squares

[81:06]a music podcast all right a music podcast next up we have the melodians with the rivers of babylon based on the text from psalm 19 and 137 aaron tell us about those yeah it's been a while since i've read any of the psalms but uh it sounds like there's probably about babylon you knew when you knew when i came to church and i said i love these psalms people

[81:31]are like wait a minute this guy my son told me this week that he likes jesus because he flies around naked just like me and i'm like oh my god i love psalms i love psalms i love psalms i love psalms shooting people in the butts with arrows so that if that gives you any as good a reason as insight the kind of theology that's been going on in my house i told you not to get that christmas tree topper that song was covered and you guys know we haven't had a podcast yet where we haven't brought him up was covered by sublime now

[82:06]was sublime a reggae band or a ska band or uh they were like now guys did sublime ever try to rub anybody down or caress them down just caressing they were more got the lyrics did they ever try to no at least they don't practice i know they practice okay there you got it i don't practice said johan

[82:35]santana come on get in there practice hey guys if we had if rob just happened to have a leather mask version of sublime caress me down at the end of this episode i don't think it'd be the end of the world do you are you touching my face i can't i don't get it like the mask is what am i supposed to do oh i jack off with a mask on wow that's so different like i don't know i just feel like you

[83:03]know you just every day you wake up and it's like i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know it's like the same and it's just like go to work you come home put on a leather mask oh i'm gonna jack off oh i have a hand mirror i don't know it's just sometimes i wonder how i got here you know like just decisions i've made yeah why is it why is it always a black leather mask why is it never brown leather well that's what got robbed

[83:31]i just am picturing russell coming in with a brown leather mask everybody like what the fuck why not a black one not a red one the only one that he had in the size i don't know jimmy cliff do you think like if you're into leather mask you think if you're into leather mask like you start by watching like world war one dog fighters and they have that little hat you're kind of like well i kind of like that but i wish

[84:01]just a little change zipper on it yeah maybe put it over your face more coverage jack off uh jimmy cliff many rivers across this was the song that kind of blew me away it's good i was reading it's kind of more of like he's got the backup singers in the organ kind of like a gospel song i really enjoyed this gospel he's an amazing singer right this album was i gotta say this album was a major vibe album i put this on my headphones walking around and i was like yeah things are good

[84:31]yep put this on anytime what what happened to jimmy cliff after this album jeez come on jeez louise amazing now you might think oh did rob do any research on jimmy cliff maybe his stuff about the album seemed very short and he could have put some more time into it uh no all you do i can see clearly so that was one of his biggest jimmy cliff was on the first season of saturday live i don't know i'm not good at it's okay and we don't do research on your adjuncts

[85:01]trying to trying to figure out where what a voice like this was able to do after golly i mean he's still going this is a good song though i like that now next up we have the maytals they're not credited as toots in the maytals i don't know if toot isn't there yet but oh really just the maytals the maytals sweet and dandy you know who never gets enough credit who maytals the maytals gets all the credit aaron you've talked about this before reggae versus ska is this all reggae

[85:34]is this reggae reggae reggae or is it ska ska ska the faster one so is that ska it kind of feels like ska to me right like it feels like it's getting that way but i mean a better student of jamaican music would know i think yeah it feels like it's closer okay you hear that yeah this is reggae i think ska has to be more everything on kind of a little more four on the floor kind of next up jimmy cliff the harder they come now you might say hey i hope we get to hear this song a

[86:03]couple times on this album well guess what you're in the right place i mean i'd hear this song six times a day why not this is i like it it's so good isn't it yeah his voice is so fond to me so you guys i was telling you guys earlier i watched most of the movie tonight i couldn't you guys made me jump on early we had to get on early tonight i guess accommodate your guys schedules but so i couldn't finish the movie but i gotta i gotta watch it

[86:33]it made me start thinking so this is the titular track for the soundtrack it's the titular track of the movie so i thought we could do a list of the greatest titular track ever from soundtracks of movies damn wow that's a very cool very cool we've talked a lot about movie songs before like we talked the uh what's the bodyguard song people called the bodyguard song but that's not it's not the bodyguard what's the song called uh uh i will always love you or like the the song from where

[87:05]the boat sinks what's that movie titanic my heart wouldn't lie yeah it's not boat thanks yeah it's not the it's not the titanic no or if it's or if you watch it in my house it's the movie where everybody goes on a boat and then has a good time okay and it gets shut off halfway through before all the bad stuff happens then he puts that basket right before they go into the water he's like i'm so cold i like my favorite there is a deleted scene on the dvd of titanic where both jack and rose are

[87:32]in the car both facing forward yes and it looks like one of them is going getting ready to go down on the skeleton volkswagen you know what i mean or not like loaf is playing yeah it is he's going on this he's doing his skeleton start where you got to push like this you know what i mean or no that's a lose tell which one's head first skeletons head first skeletons head first yeah so so a few rules about this list we've done some songs before we've done we talked men in black once before so men in black did not make the the list by will smith we've talked purple rain before

[88:05]we're not going to do purple rain matt doesn't like purple rain not one of his favorites that came on the current today and i just i gutted through it and it ends pretty well but man um the theme from shaft is called the theme from shaft it's not called shaft doesn't make the list another interesting one is pretty woman is not pretty woman it's oh pretty woman by roy orbertson so it is not a titular track so the first one oh the other rule no bond songs almost all the

[88:34]bond songs you've got goldfinger skyfall moonraker they're all named after the so no bond songs on the list either fair enough fair enough all right first thing on the list is from 1987 it's one of our favorites it's la bomba oh richie valence mexican folk song and then los lobos came and made it popular made it the number

[89:02]one hit whatever happened to that richie valence guy rob i don't know i do know what happened to lou diamond phillips what's that and that his his wife left him to marry melissa etheridge oh holy crap man yep true story i love that story i love that story i love that story i love that story i like i love how this recording is so true to the original but also so much its own disagree recording i never really thought of it much but so i was reading that the original version

[89:31]of the song is kind of like a traditional song that richie valence it was like on the b side of a different hit of his right and then his family asked los lobos to do it for the movie they gave him their blessing to say hey well let me do the movie the direction of the movie as long as you have los lobos do the song it made me wonder rob have you ever got anyone's blessing when when talking about people that were on that plane sorry russell i was looking for a sound clip okay that's totally that's totally unrelated

[90:01]so no it seems like yeah we've not had any discussion with the family of the big bopper as far as i'm aware hello hey baby remember that voicemail we had a couple weeks ago where somebody found my skull oh that was crazy you guys hate it when i bring that part up now listen baby okay i gotta say baby i got something to admit now we just heard la bomba by richie valence okay somebody who actually everybody on that plane has kind of had a movie made about him except for one person baby me the

[90:34]big bopper but here's the problem you know what i did on that fateful night russell what's that bopper oh baby i showed the pilot a new mask i had just gotten okay and it was a mask it was actually it was you would think it would be cheaper because it didn't have any holes at all but it was actually more expensive and i put it right over his face baby okay this is really bad and that's why we crashed baby oh yeah anyway uh see you later i suppose i deserve that i brought

[91:02]it up i made it happen i mean yeah that's that's the free space right russell i got the free space just going way too far i'm still here i'm in hell oh big bop man we're doing four quarters at diagonal tonight too sweet blackout possible all right next song on the list is from 1980 the movie and the song is nine to five by dolly park hey nine to five that's what happens to my penis when my mask rips open when i'm at the origin

[91:35]didn't she just perform was she on thanksgiving day is that when she oh yeah still kicking ass right now i gotta say this listen i love dolly we all love dolly and listen i do love to see her in a dallas cheerleader outfit i thought that was great but we gotta get these singers to stop holding onto railings when they're walking around when she was holding onto a railing it was just too i was like she looked very enfeebled like it was

[92:01]it was depressing to me i was like i think part of the problem is that her chest is so big like i think when you get old having such a big chest you're just like a you're like a weeble i mean you could do a reverse weeble you could tip over at any time that song made it to number one on the country charts in 1981 made it to number one on the billboard charts a year later it was the second woman to ever top those two charts the first one was the song harper valley pta by genie riley you guys remember that one or not a classic so oh what the harper is this out of your wheelhouse aaron the harper

[92:35]valley pta out of my wheel oh we might have to pull that up rob what do you think all right well i do not know this one this is a great this is a banger rosie what oh yeah and she said mama got a note here from the harper valley pta it's about this lady calling out all the people at the pta about their personal business right

[93:05]there's some videos online that are about a very similar subject but next song on the list is from 1984 we've talked about the movie i don't know that we've talked about the song it's ghostbusters hey hey this is your dad ray parker senior knock it off down there

[93:30]you're too loud who you gonna call we while for most of covid when he was a little like hated taking covid tests and so we came to an agreement where he could watch a youtube uh compilation of clips set to this uh song for any time he had to take a covid test which i don't think the video lasted way longer than the covid test yeah it wasn't bad um what i don't get is in the 90s i spent so much time trying not to be a buster buster well no scrubs probably yeah well it's a guy who you know it's it's very it's similar to

[94:08]a scrub okay i think he's flying also known as a buster hey hey i got a problem i got a ghost in my passenger side okay he's trying to holler at me well that's a ghost buster you know what i was reading what i thought was bullshit i was looking i was like i wonder if like was ghost busters on ghostbusters 2 and it wasn't ghostbusters 2 had a new version of ghostbusters by run dmc do

[94:32]you guys remember that or not no i do not what because i was gonna say ghostbusters 2 is one of my favorite songs of all i think it's run dmc i could be wrong my love is lifting you higher um yeah it's definitely run dmc okay oh no oh that's right they did a video where they were in the outfits oh run oh what reverend run you guys remember this or not i do not i remember the video because i

[95:04]dressed up like the ghostbusters but huh this is kind of making me sad actually ray parker jr was actually i don't know if you guys pretty accomplished session session musician he was that song ghostbusters was nominated for best song from a movie and it lost to i just called to say i love you by stevie wonder which was interesting because ray parker was actually a guest guitarist on talking book with stevie

[95:30]wonder i don't know if you guys remember that i do remember that he's got to be like one other guy who played an instrument on that album i think stevie played everything i remember very many yeah next song on the list i don't know if you guys remember the movie it involved the brad pack this is from 1985 the song is called saint elmo fire i never saw the movie i know the song though song's a jam isn't it yeah who sings this john parr wow i would never have guessed that sounds like uh aaron met his brother

[96:01]at the night golf the other day john bogey john what's the max number you can get on this whole hot take this involves the brad pack which is demi moore ali sheedy judd nelson emilio vestibus rob low and andrew mccarthy i don't know that i've ever seen any brad pack movie any of them have you guys only i thought i've seen breakfast club that's it breakfast club rob kind of seen saint elmo's fire but really no no that i put those all into the ferris bueller

[96:30]breakfast club all those i'm just like i don't need 80s movies don't need them you're out yeah no robocop all day when was robocop made rob is that when 90s maybe it's 90s what if robocop didn't have like the metal helmet he had a mask with a zipper on it rob murphy when was teen wolf made yeah all right last thing on the list i think rob has made fun of how sad this movie is before but the

[97:00]song is still good it's 1986 the movie and the song is stand by me oh man it's great all the way i've never seen this movie i've never had it once oh my god i probably i might have seen it it's an absolute crusher song was originally released in 1961 made it to number four and then when the movie came out in 86 it made it back to number nine rolling stone says this is the 122nd greatest song of all time what do you think this also was a gospel song that was adapted

[97:33]like uh for popular style i think and what you're writing king was a gospel singer you're right do you think he was ever annoyed that he was like no it's ben e they're like oh like the jets that's like no it's like robby robby robby robby robby robby and the jets that's the list the greatest titular tracks from movie soundtracks but i figure you guys would appreciate this the saint elmo's fire

[98:09]song had a parenthetical in the title man in motion but i figured i'd let the i'd let the parenthetical go because we like parentheticals here right i like it yeah that's a weird so more subtext i was at the dueling piano place and i requested man in motion and they didn't know what to do i was like idiots you probably don't even know anthony's song um can i just say

[98:31]this i don't i don't know if this is a joke all night rob that's a good job i don't know if this is gonna work but i when you guys said robbie and the jets here's what i'm picturing it's west side story okay the cobras come out they're wearing their leather jackets okay robbie and the jets comes out we're all wearing leather masks hey hey this is our street corner you better get out of here did that sound like a knife i can't see i got the mask you would think this would be less expensive there's more i don't get it

[99:01]literally matt just asked if he should get a leather jacket and this is what happened you i didn't ask if i should get it yeah i'm not gonna wear a leather jacket oh i thought you said do a leather jacket i thought that's what a leather jacket was is where you do you get that i cannot see myself wearing a leather jacket no because the eye holes one becomes a leather jacket wearer no i can't see myself in the mask either you know that's the thing like i bought this mask and i'm like well i wonder how i look well here's the thing i bought one without eye

[99:33]holes i thought it would be it's actually more expensive you think it'd be cheaper but it doesn't have eye holes so i don't know what i look like i don't know what i look like i don't know what i look like i hope it looks good like that'd be the worst right you take a picture of you and your leather mask and you look at it later and it looks like shit you're like oh it's a leather mask that covers my whole face and mouth i look terrible when you order a leather mask on amazon does it come in a discreet package or is it like obvious it's like leather mask.com on the box yeah it's like one of those you know it's like a toy where it's plastic and you can