Etta James: At Last! (1960)

[00:00]In 2020, four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums as decided by Rolling Stone Magazine. This resulted in a tech chain that celebrated the music, excoriated the order, and led us to making this podcast. We are far from experts who promise to do almost no research, literally this time. All opinions are our own unless you disagree. Please sit back and enjoy Beck Did It Better. We are all the way up to album one. Guys, 91. We are right there. And from 1960, we've got Etta James with, at last, exclamation point.

[00:35]Wow. Rob, what if your daughter's boyfriend listened to the podcast? Oh, don't want to think about that. That would be incredibly, incredibly bad. That would be... Like he comes up to you and he starts making Mona jokes. Mona, Mona. He's like, hey, I'm a big fan of the podcast. A lot of what you say. I think it's funny. I'd be like, get the fuck out of my house. He's like, I love that bit you did about Spencer's gifts.

[01:05]You know what I mean? It's like, okay, none of you. Get out of here, please. Let's go right to K-Rob. K-R-O-B. Super depressing. I'm never going to do this again, guys. I'm going to plan ahead. I'm going to be done ahead of time. So my Friday nights are free. This will never happen again. Just to clarify, Rob, this is where you didn't do either of the parody songs. That are going to put them in later and then ask us to laugh. Yeah, you know it.

[01:31]We don't need any laughs. Who cares about that? Welcome, everybody, to K-Rob. K-R-O-B. Now, I just want to ask you. If you found out that something happened to the floor manse of your car, how much time would you put into that? 30 seconds, maybe? The cleaners took them from you

[02:05]Aaron called them on the phone And he threatened to sue Aaron called them on the phone Floor manse

[02:30]The guy working there was confused Cause the manse were for a Hyundai And Aaron drives a Hummer H2 And Aaron drives a Hummer H2 Aaron made

[03:02]A one-star Yelp review Then he screamed at them On the phone He asked for a manager He could speak to And when he was done He found his car mats in his home

[03:32]Oh, Aaron laughed He laughed But he still did a credit card chargeback And now everyone wants to ask Aaron Who cares about that? Who gives a flyin' fuck About these god damn

[04:02]Car mats I mean, who cares? I just buy a car And the mats are in the car And that's just what I use I've never I know we're still recording I don't care It just doesn't make any sense to me Oh, I need these car mats It doesn't make sense They're right there It's in a car When you want to hear about The greatest albums of all time All right, welcome back This is Beck Did It Better

[04:30]Where we talk about The top 500 albums And today we are talking about What top three, top one Voice we've heard so far Etta James Actually, Rob I'm going to bring this up And we can talk about it later Beck did it Rolling Stone has her as number 41 Which I think is probably The most outrageous music I think I've ever heard Get your torches Go to the Rolling Stone offices And burn that building To the ground Here were some of them That were above her That I thought were just

[05:00]Obscene, obscene, obscene Here we go Yeah Kurt Cobain For real Unbelievable We're really going that Come on Tom York Tom York Ahead of Etta James Get the fuck out of here I'd say Kurt Cobain over Tom York Yeah, right These might be I don't know if I'm in the right These are just some of them That are ahead of her Hank Williams Paul McCartney John Lennon And Bob Dylan Ahead of Etta James Get the fuck out of here

[05:30]Bob Dylan's voice Is ahead of all Why are they Why even make a list When you know it's such a joke That's silly Yes This was best singers Or best voices or something I think it was best singers According to Rolling Stone I wouldn't look Because I figured she was Going to be like top five Right Oh How could you listen to this album And think anything else That's crazy Don't Rolling Stone You dropped the ball on this Yeah It's just a piece of shit list Your list of best singers Is rolling grown Now listen

[06:00]I've got three guys here Who They said that One of you wants to say What your favorite song On this album was All I want to do Is make love to you Oh it is I forgot there is a song called I just want to make love to you Oh my god At last Aaron You remembered that Wink All right I've got three guys here I've got Russell in Minneapolis Russell How are you doing? Rob you promised You would write me a check For this podcast Each and every day And I haven't heard from you Wow That And Russell

[06:31]Let me You know what I'm going to give you 50% of the podcast earnings 50% That means you owe me About $100 a year For the hosting duties Wait Wait So So the Rosie and I's cut Comes out of yours Rob? Yeah wait Where do we get ours? Listen Guys This is what we call Trickle down economics Okay This is We got to get the guys At the tops of money And then it's going to Come down to you guys It's fine 50 to Russell I agree with that Yeah 20 to you I agree with that 15-15 to me and Rosie

[07:01]I get it It's all right 15 Yeah I would Russell Now you know what It's a Trickle down economics Rob Okay You know what we're doing now? This new thing I heard about Feudalism Okay Feudalism You guys are my serfs Okay On my You have to do what I say Toil in the fields all day That's kind of what we're doing here Right? I'm kind of like The king of the manor King of the castle You guys are the guys Outside of the They always had pitchforks

[07:30]Didn't they? Serfs when you see them Like in pictures and stuff They're always outside Of pitchforks They're always What are they doing out there? Probably a lot of hay to bale If you're I don't know For the horses and such right? Whiskey for my men Beer for my horses You're out there Working hard in the field And your lord passes by It would be really hard To not give them One of these Give them one of the shotguns And go hey Serfs up You know what I mean? Lord Rob I'm glad you said shotgun And I'm like Yeah thanks You get one of these And it's a different story Hey my lord

[08:01]One in the pink Two in ye stink You see how I said ye there? Hey Yeah Dave You know the guy At the renaissance festival He keeps coming and saying One in the pink And two in ye stink He's back We've asked him to leave A number of times But he's back Hey me lord Here is your iron Big daddy shirt And your milk bottles Milk bottles Me lord Oh is this our Ren Faire episode? It can't Well Wait a minute

[08:30]Is there going to be Some decolletage? If that's the case Then yes Ye old boobs And axe throwing I got Matt in Minneapolis Matt how are you doing? Good Rob Just wanted to let you know I'm on a lonely road That leads to nowhere Thanks for having me He's just telling me about it man I'll tell you It feels like the walls Are coming in every day It doesn't I mean I wake up I go to the same job I talk to the same people I feel like nothing gets done I got Aaron out in California

[09:01]Now Aaron Aaron had a zoom meeting Aaron had a zoom meeting For work the other day Yeah Okay Aaron had a zoom meeting for work He tried to tell a joke And it bombed Accurate Yeah it turns out Aaron's not remotely funny It was probably on that Emotional intelligence training I was taking I heard Aaron would have Given you a thumbs up On the zoom You know what I mean? I mean I'm not You know what I mean? You know what I mean? I would have given you Tubes up I heard Church bells ringing

[09:30]I heard a choir singing Let's talk about it at James Wow That's great Folks Let's get right Into The Voicemail We got a voicemail One of our big fans Hello Wait does our voicemail get Plus on the beck line 802-277 802-277-2325 What do you mean?

[10:00]Are we getting like Like political text Like are we getting text From people that shouldn't know The becks number? No Oh Are you looking at all the ones That say hashtag hair hair? Yeah Okay well yeah We got quite a few of hair hairs I am going to have to oppose Russell's terrible haircut At some point Everybody's been talking about it This terrible haircut Russell got It was all over the place When we went out to dinner It wasn't a haircut It was improper haircut It was a proper use of gel It was a gel Proper use of gel Sounds like me My sophomore year of college

[10:31]Matt All this stuff happened Your sophomore year What happened in the Junior and senior year? Oh That was also the dorm room Where I had the ferret But we don't need to get into that All right Let's get into our voicemail And I don't think I think we actually are All the way We have none again? I think it is Oh This is Yeah I think we might be I think we're pretty clearly caught up Back to March?

[11:00]I think we're Yeah we're going We're going back Oh okay So I guess I'll just show you this We're not We've got hairy feet We've got hairy feet We've got hair hair People are saying it's hair hair We've got lots of stuff going on Folks I'm You know what we're going to do right now? We're going to play a song We can do a tournament If you need a tournament Oh my god Russell I would kill You know what Russell? Instead of a voicemail today We're going to do a song We've got a tournament And I know which kind For the music I'm going to play So why don't you let me know? What's going on?

[11:33]What sport tournament? He has no idea what sport We should be playing Russell For the voicemail We've got a tournament What is going on In tournament land right now? We have another regional For the The Rob's best Coach Post tournament Wow Nice Wow I thought I thought we had done the whole thing People thought we were over

[12:00]And this This region is in alphabetical order There could be future regions That are in alphabetical order too So For the two people out there That are all bent out of shape They left one mediocre voicemail And think they need all this attention You've got a chance still Now maybe you didn't notice Our Instagram post today Where I begged for voicemails Okay A lot of people out there Not responding to those Sarah mentioned it I forgot you're recording tonight And then Rob threw out there

[12:30]That he needs voicemails You know how humiliating that is? Asking for voicemails Is just like pointing to your boner in bed You know what I mean? It's like the last refuge of the desperate You're just like Okay What do you think? Like asking him like What do you think? It's like It's like when It's like when they bring the desserts by the table That's when it's like Hey you want any of this? It's like nah We're all full We're good actually I'm actually You know what? Actually I've been trying to do this for a while now I'm trying to cut down for a while now I'm cutting back quite a bit so Thanks for the offer

[13:01]All right Aaron's dad First matchup is Aaron's dad Versus Ben from Minneapolis Matt's friend Wow And remind me of the great call That Ben from Minneapolis did again I mean it's on the tip of my tongue Ben called in with a question at one point It was like Oh what was it? He called in recently Sounded like two pretty good co-hosts Rob Who you picking? You know what? I've got to go What did Ben from Minneapolis call?

[13:30]I've got to go with Aaron's dad I've got to go Aaron's dad Yes I do want to talk to him a little bit about the Drake relays I have to admit I have been getting my TikTok now Is a lot of track related TikTok Fun stuff Where it's like World's best 4x2 World's best 4 I'm like I'll watch all this shit I'm down You know we I don't know We probably did talk about this on the podcast Probably a few years ago But I did do a weekend in Des Moines And Aaron's dad found out that I went to What was it called? Eggs and Jam Eggs and Jam

[14:00]Which is the hip hop brunch spot And Aaron's dad reached out to me afterwards And sent me a t-shirt from the store That's right Commemorating my trip to Eggs and Jam The little The brunch spot in Des Moines So Yeah that's right A great fan of the show And I believe Aaron I could be wrong Your dad at one point was asking What type of record player I bought I don't know if he ever got like a little I don't know if he ever did or not Portable turntable but Yeah I don't know if he ever did or not I don't know if he did or not But he was catching the bug a little bit too Back at the beginnings of our time together

[14:30]That's weird because Aaron's dad sent me a shirt That says I make the THX noise when I cum Well that's I've already got one Ben from Minneapolis Ben from Minneapolis called about The couple that got on the wrong flight That he was on Oh my god Now wait a minute Now I gotta think about this That sounds like some good content You know what He texted me But seriously Who the fuck books the wrong flight And doesn't realize That are on the plane Russell Yeah I hate to do it Overtime I gotta change my mind

[15:00]It's Ben coming in with the airplane call You know I love You know I love plane content It's like this podcast is based on We need to be talking more on planes I'm going with Ben For my co-host After an official review Yep Thank you Neil We like to take the official reviews For quite a while out here Yeah we have It occurred And we have an overturn Please Here in Conclusive Evidence The next matchup These guys have never left a voicemail

[15:30]They've given us Live calls It's the Big Bopper Versus Buddy Holly Oh my god We're desperate We're officially that desperate Who do I want? The Big Bopper Or Buddy Holly Now Oh that's an easy one We all know Big Bopper's bit Yeah Everybody loves it Everybody think it's Everybody think it's great What exactly was Buddy Holly's bit again? The Big Bopper never got With Biggie Smalls Balls Girl Did though did he? Buddy Holly did Is that what it was?

[16:00]Oh yes Oh no What are we doing on this podcast? This is a disaster I am of course Going to take The Big Bopper The Big Bopper baby The Big Bopper baby The Big Bopper Who apparently Has called and left voicemails Which makes me Really want to hear The rest of this bracket I cannot wait to hear Who else is in this bracket It really is a strong one Next up We have someone Who's called in Called in recently actually And then someone Who co-hosted an episode And also left a long Voicemail that Rob cut out Of an original Beatles episode

[16:30]We have Dirty Granny Versus Emerson Emerson Wow Dirty Granny Dirty Granny Versus Emerson Two members of Rob's family Pitted against one another That's a funny joke You know how hard it was To get them to put Dirty Granny on the tombstone? They would not put Dirty Granny on the tombstone They would not put Dirty Granny on the tombstone Okay I think that would be A good tombstone Wouldn't it

[17:00]If it just said Rob Here lies Rob Dirty Granny I think everybody Would get a good laugh It's kind of like The Larry David Curb Your Enthusiasm Beloved C word As Aaron would put it Oh no That would be a good one Chocolate? I'll tell you what I am going to go Emerson or Dirty Granny Rob I got to go with Emerson I got to go with Emerson He is a real person And it wouldn't just be Maybe somebody On this podcast Talking the whole time Both as Rob And Dirty Granny Hey Rob and Dirty Granny By the way Very different

[17:30]Not the same people At all Alright next up Is a battle of Jeff from Apple Valley Who has left a voicemail I believe I believe we've Overlooked this person They've been added To a text chain recently But Jeff from Apple Valley Wild Wild by the way Can we speak on this Real quick? Yes sir Adding somebody To the group text chain I got to admit When it first happened I was like Wow that's some balls To add somebody To a group text chain That's been going for years Without consulting No consulting Just adding him And then my next thought was

[18:00]Listen People have tried this before They've tried to come Right into the fire They couldn't make it They couldn't get those Hundreds something Couldn't hang Russell's kicked them off Or Russell's made them quit Yeah It wasn't even really my fault I don't think It was your fault 100% your fault They could not People have not been able To handle with the sheer Volume of text You were receiving I mean guys That text chain We're talking about Men's pants Men's pants We're talking about Hitting stuff off a tee You can never know What's going to be on there And yet Jeff Has survived the text chain

[18:31]And I would not just say Survived Thrived Thrive He's sending pictures To the text chain And that's why I am taking Jeff As my future co-host Okay I would I think he would give me Room to talk I don't think he would Talk too much I think I would be Right in there We'd be the perfect Co-host together Is that why he's getting Paid out first On the gambling Well That's Don't say that so long But I have to do the Venmo Separately Because he's not in there So often as you guys All you guys just pop up When I open my Venmo The only worry I would have Rob

[19:00]Is he might be Better looking More athletic And funnier than you Oh Yeah honestly I don't see anything Wrong with what you just said I agree with that I went through it Bit by bit I was like Yeah He doesn't make me laugh He's certainly more athletic And I No Listen Would I rather Oh not even close Oh sure Yeah It's close I think it's close actually Basketball back in the day Our heights are Our heights are That's unknown Kind of question mark Question mark Question mark Yeah I would say this

[19:30]Like if it was up to me Like would I jack off Looking at a picture of him Or in a mirror I gotta go with a picture of him I think in a mirror Would be too distracting I'm glad we I mean I'm glad we got to the bottom of that And again Imagine somebody walking in And you're doing that You're like Uh Uh Is it dare from the podcast? Okay Guys there's meat on that bone I feel like there's meat on this bone Do you want to dig in at all Jacking off Looking at the mirror You guys don't want to get in

[20:00]Puts you in your two cents What? Huh? Okay Never mind Aaron you don't have Aaron Are you serious? You don't have anything to say About jacking off Looking into a mirror I don't think so No Alright No I'm good What if it was What if you were disgusted By what you saw That would be a bummer Wouldn't it? That would be Yeah that would be rough Like the time The best time in your life And it absolutely is Just heart wrenching to see It's one of the most Disgusting things you've ever seen I think that would That would You'd have trouble What if you did it

[20:30]And then when you were finishing You had The audio clip Of Joe Buck Saying That was a disgusting act Oh Huh That's That's what happens The next day When I open up my browser tab And it flashes up What I was looking at I was like That was a disgusting act That's That wasn't right What you looked at So Jeff from Apple Valley Uh There's There's confusion On whether this is Multiple people Or one person He's going against Krista The specific reason Krista is in

[21:00]There may She may have been Kristen in a different bracket But I needed to recall That Remember when Krista Called in And left a botched voicemail Remember where she Fucked up And screwed up And then panicked And then had to call back And Rob played The botched voicemail Oh wow So Krista Whether it's Kristen Christy Whatever This Krista With the botched voice Mail Against who Jeff from Apple Valley Oh well I gotta I gotta go with Jeff I gotta go with Jeff

[21:30]From Apple Valley Again I just think If he's on the text chain Can you imagine If he's on the text chain And I now pick him as a host You vetoed Joe from Woodbury Pretty quickly A few weeks ago Well he didn't laugh At those jokes Remember if you remember In the hotel room He didn't laugh enough At the jokes Next matchup is Matt from New York Who called about Public PDA Matt from New York Who called about Public PDA Versus Matt's brother Luke Wow Wow The classic caller

[22:00]Who said And I quote Happy birthday man So I gotta go with Matt from New York Now Matt listen If you have another party Okay The last time you had a party I have to admit Did not make it Skip that one Okay But if you have another one I can't promise I'm gonna be there But I promise I'm gonna try to be there Okay That's the best I could do Next matchup for you Rob We've got Meatloaf Who's called in Multiple times Meatloaf Frequent caller

[22:30]Rock opera legend Versus Podcast review guy Who listened to our Chronic episode And left a Voicemail review Of the podcast That we haven't talked about In probably two years now Hmm Now I gotta say I love the feedback We got from that podcast guy I thought it was really helpful Nothing wrong It was more than Feedback It did not infuriate me That he said I sped up Through my intro And it sounded like I was a try hard radio guy And I'd forgotten about it

[23:00]And it doesn't bother me Every day When I do the radio It's part of the beginning I don't think about that So that's why I'm gonna say Fuck that guy And I'm gonna go with Meatloaf Okay The guy who's had The bigger run Than the meat I gotta go with Meatloaf I agree with some of his views Actually I mean I like his music But I love his views So Gotta go with Meatloaf Perfect Next matchup Next matchup is We talked about him We tried to get him in Last time But he really needed His own spot in the bracket It's Replacements Guy If you remember

[23:30]We made it This is the guy Who called in And said Aaron had A sandwich in his pocket Replacements Guy Aaron had a sandwich In his pocket He did Revealing Embarrassing things about me He also I wanna remind you Therapeuticiously Recorded Aaron And sent that in Which I want Yes I want more of that content I want more secret Recordings of Aaron I Some sort of state law Oh my god I gotta listen to more Secretly recorded Aaron Cause Aaron being Secretly recorded He was talking about Like a Steely Dan album

[24:00]Like it was exactly What we hear on the podcast So you're choosing him Before you even know Who he's facing Let's hear who he's facing He's facing your brother-in-law Rob's brother-in-law Who called in And read a voicemail About his hobbies Wow I You know what I gotta go Replacements Guy I think there's a better chance The Replacements Guy Is still listening Over my brother-in-law Okay I gotta go Replacements Guy You know Honestly when he was on He and I got along so well And who knows why He really did Okay we were both I would say we were both In similar states

[24:30]States of mind So I think I think we get along Really well All I remember is him Just apologizing over and over I'm sorry I'm sorry Us not realizing That was the high point Of the podcast The last two We got two more matchups here Before we get through This regional We've got Rob's relative Who read a question About him wearing a Speedo Rob's relative Who read a question About him wearing a Speedo Which may have been Provided by Rob Versus Rob's sister We've been told Rob's sister's called in And we didn't Maybe the sister

[25:00]That's not the dental school graduate Maybe he's called in Gosh No The dental school graduate Did leave a message Or did help out With the Rosie song About when Rob liked to Like chicks who farted in cakes Oh no So Rob What did she say? Something about Rob You disgust me Or I've actually gotten Some very angry Voicemail messages From that sister That I have not played On the podcast Oh We should go through those No There's not much time We're in the middle Of a tournament

[25:30]I don't know If you noticed that man I am going to go You know what Gotta go Rob's sister Okay I mean We're hilarious You can imagine guys Being around me And somebody Who wants to be like me It's the perfect combination Okay Alright The last matchup Of this regional Is Sarah P From Eden Prairie Who I believe Rob You may have gone on Like a trip to Hawaii with But you never sent them

[26:00]In the first two regionals You Specifically excluded That person Why did you do that Rob? Is this me Making the tournament now? Why did you do that Rob? Why did you not send That name in Rob? I believe we've gotten A few calls Or messages From Sarah P From Eden Prairie I wasn't No I don't make this tournament Russell You do it This is nonsense Take the easy way out Rob You're not going to say The real Well Yeah What's the real reason Rob? Listen Okay listen You don't think They're a good person Or what? Not funny Not entertaining

[26:30]You don't like them Or The quality of her opponents Was not great Okay She didn't quite make the cut For the tournament Her RPI wasn't high enough Alright Rob Are you implying that When you see snapshots Of Sarah P's Text messages To other friends You don't think They're all that funny? No I think they're great Okay Everything she does Is wonderful And that's why Sight unseen I'm taking her As my future co-host Russell Who did she defeat? Rob This may have been a mistake Because you have took them

[27:01]Over the unknown Bexter Who Bexton About the reverse toilet seating Being called an AC Slater Wow The unknown Bexter The unknown Bexter Who Bexton About the reverse toilet seating Being called an AC Slater Wow To go all the way down to the U's Makes me think that Russell has run out of names I have to say I have to say You know what Who should I take? This person I know Or an unknown strange Bexter God This is a hard decision to make You know what I will take Sarah

[27:31]Okay Of course We She Listen She loves everything I say She loves the podcast And that's why she's going to be The next co-host Of the Rob and Sarah show Russell That was an excellent Co-host tournament I cannot wait to see How this is going to end Okay But now We are going to get into Our roll-in Aaron Roll and go on How's it going with you? It's going great I wanted to Give you guys

[28:00]If you'll harken back Many weeks ago I asked What my poker playing Persona should be I wanted to give you guys A little update on how Oh The poker tournament went I played Wow Yeah I played You bought in Didn't you Aaron? I bought in a bunch Yeah So I mean It was a nice thing It was a very cool Very cool event It was down at a A sound studio In West Oakland And we were playing Kind of in the main area There was like a stage And it was all They had They hired out The dealers And the

[28:30]Sort of MC Of the event So it was all well done There were Free cocktails They brought in some cheeseburgers It was all very Very cool events So you sit down And there's no They did cheeseburgers With cards huh? That seems like You're asking for greasy cards They wouldn't Yeah they wouldn't let us Eat on that card table It was like You gotta eat over here And then you can go play cards It was like Eating first And then you can go play cards So it was all A very nice event But the whole thing Was to raise money For the school So no money was Exchanged hands Between the The players So you very quickly

[29:01]And it was unlimited Rebuys for the first hour So then You realize very quickly That the hosts Of this party Their whole goal Is just to like Get people to spend As much money as possible So it was all It was total tomfoolery Like First hand The guy next to me goes Well I'm all in Like on the first two cards And I'm like And I'm like Well it's for the kids And I've got a king Like yeah I'll call And so then I lose right away So I went into Like a red for Was it suited and connected At least? I don't remember

[29:30]I don't remember now Oh my god I did I did lose on Yes I did lose on pocket aces later It was a It was a very Oh Bizarre That's brutal Yeah And Aaron Tell me you at least Made the Tell me you made a pocket rocket comment At least one I didn't I didn't make any pocket rocket comments You know what What got rough though Was that they had Then like After the first hour Where you could rebuy Then it was like No more rebuys Now it's the real tournament And I got out right away And then it was like They were whittling down To a final table But then they wanted to like

[30:01]Give people a chance To play some more So there was like A loser table And I ended up in the loser table Like to the very end So like Everyone else was up Like watching the final table Or like outside Having a drink And I was stuck At the final Loser table Just like all of a sudden I was grinding That's the worst What felt like two hours Yeah It wasn't quite two hours But I got pretty goofed up There was a lot of A lot of stuff To ingest And enjoy there So that was it That was I wanted to give you guys The update on What type of What type of persona

[30:32]Did you adopt here And did you use Any rounders lines Did you wear the sunglasses Did you have a look Or what did you do You know I wear the glasses That I'm wearing now And a black ball cap And a hoodie And I don't know I didn't I couldn't It's just I was off my game Right from the start Like as soon as You sit down It was just like Feels like Oh this is fun And it was It happens It's all happening fast And they kept increasing The blinds So I I didn't really get to my My persona I don't think So your persona Was a guy in the corner

[31:00]Eating cheeseburgers Yeah That was Right What else That was who you took on At the Yeah That was what I mean yeah I went out to the parking lot It was a really nice night Everybody else was like Crowded in there eating I was like Why don't I just go out Outside here It's beautiful Oh boy Were you by yourself In the parking lot Yeah Okay You okay You know what I gotta say I respect that I like it I was at a It was like a Work conference event A while back And it was just a madhouse

[31:30]And all these people Were like They were having lunch At this outdoor table They were all super crowded in And I went I was just gonna sit At the next table There was no one there And I was like I'm just gonna sit there And be fine And someone made A whole deal of it He's like You're just gonna like Sit there by yourself You're not like That's just weird And I was like And I ended up moving And I wanted to be I want to be like Fuck you man I can sit where I want to sit Like if I want to go Sit outside And eat my cheeseburger I don't need to sit And eat it with you If I want to go Do what I want to do I can do that right Hey you see me Eating a cheeseburger

[32:00]In the bathroom stall Crying You think There's something wrong with me This is what I want to do This is normal stuff Exactly where I want to be It's normal that I'm Sitting on the bench Outside of the gas station Eating these nachos Yeah I don't need to hear Your comments about it So I want Yeah that's it I had to give you guys The The poker update But I don't think My persona really Really came off How's it rolling Going with Matt Well Rob You need You need to pull up A couple things for me First I need I'm already on it

[32:30]Okay God Every week Oh yeah I need April 29, 1992 By Sublime Sublime Pulled up Sublime This week And Sublime Holds up guys I texted you this They are currently Touring With two different Sublime bands right now They are touring With two different bands Saying they're both Sublime You can see With two different singers One with Rome And one with this guy's Kid

[33:00]Yes So you could go see Twice the Sublime It's the perfect idea More of every band Let's do it The Wailers The Wailers have like Three different groups Now they're touring You just never know Which one you're going to get They're thinking So Sublime Holds up I don't know I haven't heard Do you think the Wailers Ever go to a concert And a bunch of people Go and spray them With hoses Because they're confused About what kind of Wailers they are You ever see that Where they spray The Wailing Boats With the Oh I get it I get it Shoot the sonic waves

[33:30]At them or whatever Man how did you Pick this song You picked this over Like Santeria Some of the real famous ones Well because you know Like there's the three or four That I've got Like on my Normal playlist right But I think it's right here I'll go a little bit Farther ahead Rob And they say Let it burn Wanna let it burn I don't know where it's at But like I don't know I just This song I listened to this A couple times today When I was waiting In the airport So I was at the airport today And it's not a flying thing But it's as a

[34:00]I don't know how you guys are But I see Quasi famous people Not regularly But you know You see people out And I just Never want to bug them Never want to bug them You know like Let other people be Fans and rubes And all that stuff But I was legitimately Awestruck today And Russell I'm talking to you More than anybody Right there That part I thought that was pretty good I Used to watch wrestling All the time I do not watch wrestling anymore

[34:30]I'm not a fan of it I don't know I can't get into it All that stuff But Walking through the airport today I'm in the Tampa airport I get off There's like a little tram That's going between Like the main Main area I gotta get over to Gate E Or something like that That's where all the Delta things are So I get off there I get off of Gate E And I walk around the corner And boom There's this big pile Of short guy With big Like black Wavy hair That's just Staring at me And it's The mouth of the cell Is a Jimmy Hart

[35:00]Oh my god Wow Come on man We gotta go baby Let's get down Let's slam it man Come on man Let's slam it Let's slam it Take in the Take in the anvil man Come on man And I don't know If anybody else Legitimately I don't know if anybody else Knew who he was But I'm sitting there And I look And I Legit got starstruck Like I should have Asked him for a picture The guy's 80 years old I looked up He's 80 years old He's still alive I had to look up Was this Jimmy Hart Is he still alive Oh yeah Absolutely it was Jimmy Hart I bet the mouth of the south Would have loved To take a picture with you

[35:30]I think guys like that Live for moments like that Right You know But like I just I don't want to You know Who knows where they're at Right Like if they're at an event Or something like that Like absolutely But if he's just Walking through the airport Do you want to bug Somebody like that But I absolutely Missed an opportunity To do that Don't drop on me Come on man And so like I don't I mean Legit I don't know The last time Was that starstruck Maybe you know Like 15 years ago When Sarah and I Were on our honeymoon We saw the guy From Billy Madison

[36:00]Happy Gilmore Happy Gilmore Yeah His boss His former boss The big tall guy Who's also like In some Bond movies Or something Who says You can count on me Waiting for you In the parking But like You see I don't know what it is But like I could care less To see like An A-Rod Or A Grant Hill Grant Hill Things like that Right Like When you see somebody Like the mouth of the south Jimmy Hart I'm just I'm starstruck by that Right You know So I don't know Do you guys Do you guys get starstruck

[36:30]I mean Rob You might see more famous people Than anybody in New York Oh of course I walked by one of Donald Trump's sons The other day On the sidewalk First of all That guy's fucking tall as hell I'm not gonna lie Like I would I would He is tall And I was just I kind of stared Mouth agape Of like oh Is that 50 year old beer And that much taller Than you Rob No it was It's one of the guys With the weird faces They were The inbred ones One of them They were crazy They were crazy tall And I And here's the thing right Is that I had A chocolate

[37:01]I went to a candy store And I bought a chocolate And it was in foil And I tried to rush up to them And give it to them real fast Oh They didn't like that Security didn't like that I got tackled We can't Listen I got in big trouble For that okay I would I highly recommend Don't do that No you can't I got something for you They brought it It would be a bummer If Jimmy Hart Is sitting in the airport And a guy comes in And makes eye contact with him And you go alright It's a fan And then he sits down

[37:30]And the guy next to him Writes into his phone Is Jimmy Hart alive And be like oh I didn't want to see him Write that That's a bummer Aaron you see any Celebrities out there Did you see a guy Biting an umbrella At a liquor store What was that story I'm getting everything confused Who does he bite an umbrella At a liquor store Yeah I mean I've seen We talked about Billy Joe Armstrong Last week I saw him once I've seen celebrities around I tend to get starstruck For like I really like local chefs Like I'll always want to Try to go talk to them And then I like Trip over myself Like it's not a good scene

[38:00]So otherwise like I saw Clay Thompson one time I played that pretty cool I'm okay with it I saw Barry Bonds Once on a bike But I can play that stuff cool But like if I'm in a bar And there's like a chef there Who I really like Then I totally geek out And make a fool of myself I had I had the chef When I think I texted you guys once I was in Denver And I went to a bar And I was sitting At the end of the bar And I went specifically To this bar Because this chef That was on top Chef had at one point Worked or owned That restaurant I'm sitting there Having a great meal And everything And I look down And she's sitting there

[38:30]With like two friends At the end of the bar And I remember Texting you guys And I panicked And I didn't know What to do And I had a whole Things for it I can see it But I get starstruck By the weird ones Like the chef Where it's like If I saw Like a real famous person I might not be All that impressed But the chef One got me The other one That got me once Was I was somewhere And Amy Klobuchar The senator Minnesota senator Was there And I wanted to like Just I don't really care

[39:00]About like meeting him But I was like She's kind of like A pretty powerful person I was like I just better stay away And then I went up And I went up And I was like Man you're tall Here's this chocolate God I'm just going to Edit that out Oh I Well at least She didn't think You were one of her Staff members She would have I mean You know what I mean Salad off the Cuttle Or whatever I got this comb And this salad For you Want it Would you ever

[39:32]Eat a salad off With a comb As your utensil Rob or not Of course I would Who cares Who gives a shit Anymore I would use a comb As utensil But I would never Eat a salad That's true That's a different thing Matt's like Look at this guy over here Eating a salad With a comb God I can't believe He's eating a salad Combs are for chicken only I got the end pieces Better flip the cone Around to the fine part Use that You know what I mean Guys How's it going

[40:01]You guys know What I'm talking about The two parts of the comb On one side Why would I know About a comb Oh my god You're right Eric Okay I'm so sorry I was insensitive I said that Moving on Russell How's Roland going How's it going with you Things are going well I have a few quick things I was going to mention to you One We've talked about My new favorite place It's the Berlin Jazz Club Matt you're going to come down You're going to go with us Yep In the next few weeks You would love it We went back again We had a great time It's my favorite place

[40:30]In Minneapolis People need to check it out Were you celebrating anything Or was there anything going on It was the upstairs Roommate's birthday So we did the Oh there we go We did the jazz club And then What did we do afterwards I got to think about this For a minute now Oh Okay well you don't have to do All this hand motion We went to Aster Cafe Or Aster Or no Not Aster We went to Alma Alma it was great But now that you remind me So later we had a few drinks We had some fun We went to another place We got a good dessert At a different place

[41:00]Happened to be the same place Where we saw the mouse At one time We don't need to go into That whole ordeal But I got back And I We have the text chain And sometimes the text chain Is a lot of nonsense That I scroll through Because I can't read All it's No It's gambling stuff It's We got a lot of Pants A lot of pants Talking I was I was I was looking for real friends I sent out a message I said who's awake And so I I got a message Aaron said he was awake

[41:30]I called Aaron I had a quick phone call With Aaron I don't remember really What we talked about But we chatted For a little bit Aaron did we Yeah Absolutely Rob I called you I believe it went direct To voicemail When I called you So I won't ever do that again I'll never pick up the phone To talk to somebody on the phone No way Never happening So I called a few people But it was A really fun night But there was a few things One of the When I went to Berlin The one night I wanted to see What you thought of this They have a

[42:00]Pretty basic drink menu We talked about this I think a few weeks ago What they have On the drink menu So we saw We ordered a gin sour And they didn't make it With the egg white No egg white In the gin sour But it was still A good drink But then we saw later They were making A different drink With an egg white So the upstairs roommates Gotta ask She's gotta know Wait we didn't get The egg white in ours Why was there An egg white in that drink That's the amaretto sour What type of bar Makes an amaretto sour

[42:30]With an egg white But doesn't make A gin sour With an egg white What do you think of that? I will say for me I gotta step out Of this conversation Because you are playing chess And I'm playing checkers Rob went to bar Teddy school And Aaron I bet Is into this What do you guys think of that? Egg whites in the drink Some drink It's gotta be in both Doesn't it? Don't they usually Give you the option If you want it or not? Rob Or it says on the menu It'll say what's in there A good bar puts Egg white in every sour That's the bottom line

[43:00]Now Yes The question is Who's ordering an amaretto sour? I gotta see the guys Ordering an amaretto sour Out of the bar That is a wild That's what I drank When I was like 17 Well you know Who ordered one that One night I did Because we needed A goddamn egg white In our drink And did you drink it? Did you drink the amaretto sour? Yeah it was fantastic It was a little sweet But it was I had two food things for you Or one food thing I guess And down to one The other thing we did

[43:30]For the upstairs Roommate's birthday Is we went and got Some breakfast Like croissants Aaron Some muffins If you will From the The Gavin Cason spot That's right down The road from us I believe it's called I don't know It doesn't matter It doesn't matter Matt it's somewhere In the north loop If you want to describe Where that's at geographically You go downtown And then you go Just a little bit North of there And then you loop around Back It's actually like Northwest But it's actually

[44:00]Right across the river From northeast This would be Cook's Bellacour 210 North 1st Street They've got like Amazing You know Pastries this type But Aaron you would You would cream your jeans If you walked into this restaurant I'm just I just know it But we walked in And one of the things We were picking out We picked out a few things Got in the box Brought it back One of the things we picked out Was a carrot muffin Carrot muffin The carrot cake You know what A carrot muffin Without the cream cheese

[44:30]Is not the fucking same I'll just say that Like The key to Carrot cake Is the cream cheese If you don't have it You gotta have the cream cheese You gotta have it Russell I'm not saying I'm not judging you Yes But if somebody brought A fucking carrot cake Out to me And it didn't have Any cream cheese I would say What the fuck is this Send this back I am not eating The worst part Of the carrot cake I would more likely Eat it if they just Brought the frosting If they just brought

[45:00]A pile of frosting I'd be like Well I should eat this It's okay Oh my god Oh I love how I love how the Carrotty chunks Get stuck in my teeth Wow that's my favorite Part of carrot cake I don't know My favorite part Of the podcast Is Rob's rolling How's it going With you Rob My kid Goes to a large High school A large High school Matt It is Just to let everybody Know We have a large Graduating class 1700 students In this class She's got

[45:30]1500 students A class 6000 people In the high school You have to be In the top 799 To be in the top 50% Of this class I don't know Yeah we'll see About that She shared with me That there is Somebody Who sells Snacks At Her school And they run An Instagram account About selling Snacks at their school So I wanted to show you guys This Instagram account I love it Let's check out these

[46:00]Let's check out these prices If you want to go This person will So first of all They have an Instagram account One of the things they have Is how to order Right You can order on Instagram I can always deliver During 7th, 8th, and 10th period I can't make other promises And then His other ones Looks pretty advanced Are what is for sale And then students Will tag him With reviews Of the service Thank you for this blessing You know what I mean Like he is quoting People who are reviewing this Takis are quite delicious He's got takis

[46:30]A dollar Honey buns A dollar Always on the menu How does he even make money He's gotta have a parent Who goes to Costco Right And then he just like Grabs something And sells it Yeah probably Yeah I mean Mark that shit up This is an entrepreneur And my kid says All the time That he comes around And then right away There'll be an announcement Over the loudspeaker Do not buy anything You cannot buy any food At lunch Do not buy Just like they're always Trying to shut him down Airheads 50 cents They're trying to shut him down Always Kinder eggs Two dollars I mean this guy

[47:00]Is given great prices And you can contact him Over Instagram And they pay A bunch of your Or how do they Yeah I think they pay Via cash My kid was like Oh yeah I buy food From the guy Walking around Selling stuff I was like I don't That sounds like it's illegal You shouldn't be doing that But I mean good for this guy Making some coin During the high school Did you guys What did you guys do For lunch in high school Did you have Because I had lunch out So every day My senior year Of high school I went to the arcade At the mall

[47:30]And played Daytona USA This is completely foreign We never had There was never a point At the school I went to Where people were Allowed to leave During lunch That was never You were never Allowed to leave It's completely foreign When I hear that People would leave For an hour or two Oh yeah Or lunch or anything I'd have lunch And then I had an hour off And Russell I gotta tell you That was one of the Highest percentages Of me seeing bras In my lifetime Was during that space You walked your target

[48:01]Or what No My girlfriend I was like hey You should show me your bra And I was like This is the best School day ever I mean to see a bra And to see a bra And then I have to go back And learn about like Reconstruction Or whatever But where'd you go? Oh to her place Okay Which was terrifying In retrospect But I was extraordinarily Horny Secret of some rub Yeah she could have been like Hey we're gonna Go into this dumpster Of broken glass I'll show you my bra I'd be like Here we go I'd just I'd jump right in I'd do whatever I could

[48:30]So you didn't have Lunch out Is your sister Gonna tell your parents About this now? Did they know that You were doing this? That's when you were Oh right Oh my god My dad would Give me the biggest high five Remember when you got Remember when you got That bad grade In the one class And had to go to Military school? Yeah Oh Guys I'm gonna edit this out Rob had to look Rob did a double look Like no one's In the house Could hear me He did the double check Everyone's asleep I'm gonna edit this out But one feeling You will never get

[49:00]Again in your life Is sitting In a history class Knowing you had just F***ed me out 30 minutes ago No It's like a little secret That was just in your head Nobody else knew But you knew And it was all your He was like Okay let's take notes I was like I'm not thinking about Anything else Because what What just happened to me Was a life changing experience Rob we're gonna have to Keep it in And just bleep it It's gonna stay in Yep Yeah yeah I was like headed toward

[49:30]It was like me And Albert Einstein And I was like up I was going toward him And then I F***ed me out During school And it just was like Boom It was like the rest of my life It was just like okay You're gonna try to do that For the rest of your life This is the funniest joke On the planet You're gonna have to keep it And just bleep it Rob The term carpet beggars Let's talk about what that means And meanwhile I'm like F*** I was just It was all I was thinking about So this was at a lunch break Oh yeah

[50:01]Okay It was awesome Aaron's not even impressed I'm totally impressed I'm enjoying this This is the story I just I love this Trip down Rob's memory lane This is also the girl That I When I would leave I would ask her To stick out my Her tongue And I would put it in my mouth So that is I just want to remind everybody That that is what I thought I don't Say that every time I say it Everyone has stuff They're not proud of Rob It doesn't all have to come out Wild Aaron Aaron and Matt Here's the

[50:30]That's what Rob's willing To tell us he did Yeah I'm right I know Right That's what he wants That's the part he wants You guys think there's a lot of stuff Going on that I'm not saying That's what he wants you to think Is the weirdest thing Yeah Rob you're tempting him If you got one girlfriend Like your first girlfriend You're like listen We made out earlier That was awesome This time Twist my nuts As many times as you can Just twist it Twist it up Like you just go straight To your biggest thing You're like I twist it

[51:00]And don't listen to what I say Don't ever stop And then everybody else That she's with She's like well I guess it's nut twisting time Like what the hell Do we have a limit on bleep outs For an episode or not Because we're gonna We're gonna push you here Oh nut twisting That's worse than Slamming him in the drawer Guy next to me In history class Is like Oh my god I got my nuts twisted so hard

[51:30]The drawer is way worse Hey You two back there You're supposed to be Working on a presentation You haven't done a thing What are you guys Even thinking about I'm like That guy next to me Is like God my fucking nuts They got twisted so bad I didn't expect it Alright so That is it Let's get into The album What just happened Yeah what if he was like You know You didn't know that Your girlfriend was also Twisting his nuts And that's how you found out That she was twisting his nuts

[52:01]You walk in And like your college roommate Is like God my nuts got twisted so bad And you're like Wait what I'm dating this new girl This new chick And all she wants to do Is twist my nuts I'd be like Wait a minute What's the girl's name That twisted your nuts I knew it Are we Are we twisted nuts brothers Hey listen Are we twisted nuts brothers It's like you've twisted Each other's nuts Oh my god A equals B

[52:31]And B equals C And A equals C It's right there It's a transitive property It's a transitive property Ouch ouch ouch Don't twist your nuts Don't twist them that way I like a counterclockwise Wait a minute You don't crumple it You twist it Have you twisted Counterclockwise before This feels like You've done this before Yeah when I told you To wind that shit up Like it's one of those Balsawood airplanes With the red propellers Those are counterclockwise

[53:01]I mean that matters For the flight You throw it It just goes backwards Right in your kid's face Do you think we need To put a PSA out there To all females Who are listening Not that there's many Just don't twist nuts Yeah it's not Yeah just To be clear This is not a move It might be a Rob thing But the 98 Wink Wink Rob what would If we were to do a list Of the best songs

[53:30]That you could twist nuts to Which would be the five songs It's gotta be Let's twist again It's gotta be Chubby Checker Number one right Oh Chubby Checker Twist again That is so good I was gonna say this Russell Girl Listen I had a hell of a day I had to fight this fucking I had to fight this fucking Rat King This would be the girl Who's into the Slamming him into the drawer

[54:00]Right That's a That's more of a cracker Than a twist Oh Now let's imagine That Chubby Checker Is talking about Somebody twisting his nuts Let's see if that makes The song better Or worse That's better Come on everybody Clap your hands Okay clap your hands So we're starting with Okay I like that Because you know what Warm them up Oof I hate it when it's too cold Okay let's keep going here Oh you're looking good So far this is accurate To the encounters I've had I have to say Twist again Also did you all think Like did you think

[54:30]Chubby Checker Was like a really large man Like growing up He's not that big He's like Of course He's not a very big guy And I saw him in the park The other day And guess what he was playing Chess Is his whole life a lie Listen I got a girlfriend At college

[55:00]I had a girlfriend At college That's over Okay We're back with our Summer jobs I got a great idea I don't really care What Tim and Chipotle Burrito bring I want to know Can you do the twist Oh That's so great I love this idea That we made Like people People don't make sequels To songs anymore I love that he like He had a hit with the twist So like what are you going to do Running back with twist again Aaron we've done a list My favorite Happy birthday part two Your next birthday Written by a pile of shit too

[55:30]That's the That's the sequel Alright let's talk about Etta James At last Okay This is Etta James This is 1960 Okay James signs with Chess Records Now we've talked about Chess Records before With Chuck Berry Right Was Chuck Berry on Chess Records Or was that Elvis was Elvis maybe But basically This album comes out Here's the crazy thing At last Is the third single

[56:00]From this album Okay It comes out with All I Could Do Was Cry Was her big hit Off the album And it's called And basically Listen We said it before Unbeatable voice Unbelievable voice Right But the crazy thing About this album is She's going all over the place She's doing a little bit of jazz She's doing a little bit of R&B She's doing a little bit of pop This album Is a tremendous showcase Can you imagine Putting this album on And hearing it for the first time And hearing this voice Jump out of your speakers I mean it's crazy

[56:31]Aaron where does Etta James sit In kind of the pantheon 41st 41st is right there It's right there I mean in terms of the Pure R&B voice It's pretty much Aretha And then And then Etta Depending on What style You might want to think about Or maybe you want to Extend to other eras But yeah In terms of like Pure R&B Voice and performance She's up there with Aretha Aaron is there Is there a Beyonce Or an Adele Without Etta James

[57:00]I don't know Probably not I mean Right Yeah Beyonce played her In a movie right now Yes she did And there was actually Some controversy about that I was reading Yeah Could have been better Did they use my Etcetera joke They did I want to be paid for that That was a good one First up Anything to say You're mine now Aaron this seemed to be A lot of covers Yeah when you hear the album You don't I didn't know for sure If it was intended To be an album Or if it's a collection Of singles Or what it is

[57:30]But Yeah That's how it seems It's a collection of singles That's just what was made Yeah okay For those For those wondering Outcast Aquamini episode We had the list Of the best sequels Or part two songs Which included Aquamini Empire State of Mind Part two Brick in the Wall Part two The Unforgiven two Method Man and Redman How High Part two And then The Roots Seed 2.0 Oh okay

[58:00]The joke You mean The Cody Twistnut song Oh god Cody Twistnut Don't say it anymore Russell Actually it's making me Uncomfortable I thought once When I was younger I had done that Cause you hear all the time About people twisting No I can't No we gotta move I can't This makes me Get sick My dearest Darling My dearest Darling Is that a bassoon? What is that horn? I spent 20 minutes Trying to look up Instruments in this album Cause there's There's strings

[58:30]There's horns There's all sorts of stuff I would guess Baritone sax Whatever it is Is pretty Unique to what we've heard I do think She's doing something I mean this has kind of Been the tradition Of like Dinah Washington Or like Sinatra albums too Where you've got a singer With an orchestra They're doing the hits You know I think she then veers More into R&B And like rock and soul As you mentioned Rob And blues Than some of those Others might have Aaron you're talking About like Sinatra I was kind of thinking That too

[59:00]This just sounds Really old And maybe it's the strings And the music The background bands But like This feels like As old as anything We've listened to On the album right Just the sound The orchestration I don't know what you call it But it feels It feels like A hundred years old Yeah you'd sort of guess It's from before 1960 even Except for a couple Of the later numbers But yeah I agree with you It does seem like A throwback doesn't it To like Even like early jazz stuff But the recording Is so clear

[59:30]And her voice Sounds so good It's kind of It's kind of mind blowing To me Trust in me We can get along We can get along Oh if only You trust in me I mean Guys I was riding My bike down Today Listening to this album On a sunny Friday It was wonderful I mean this isn't Anytime It's an anytime album Right like Never wouldn't Want to listen to it And it's so short It's just It's perfect for Almost any time I can't really imagine When you would turn it off

[60:00]Either right Yeah right You wouldn't need to Maybe Rob maybe you can Fast forward a little bit There are parts You can talk about this But like Where she almost gets like Vicious or growly I don't know what I don't know how you Characterize that From a musical perspective But she does some amazing Things with her voice Like the sounds are It's really amazing Isn't it Yeah I don't know If she came from the church Or not Because pretty often That's That sort of grittier More freedom in the sound

[60:30]Comes from People who grew up In the church But I don't know If she did or not But yeah There are some Live recordings of her Like she really was Like a You know Rock and roll Voice And like a Hefty Sound And wasn't afraid to Make aggressive sounds either Let it rip right Yeah The song A Sunday Kind of Love Now the reason it's called A Sunday Kind of Love Russell Is because Anybody can have a fling On a Saturday night

[61:00]Those Okay I think Rob technically Those don't count It's a bad thing It's a pass I need a Sunday A pass Saturday's It's a pass Yeah I don't think I mean that's That's a Saturday night You should be able To do what you want I agree Twisted on a Saturday It's all good Oh my god Oh my god Honey Are you sitting here On a Sunday morning With an ice pack Were you twisted again You got getting twisted

[61:31]Getting twisted Now listen A Sunday Kind of Love Russell You need somebody Who's going to be there On a Sunday To help you with those ice packs That's the kind of love She want It is the more Long term kind of love Of somebody who's there On a Sunday Now I find When I wake up on a Sunday The only people Who want to see me Are my hungry kids They're always bugging me I'm so hungry Please feed me Aaron what are we doing For breakfast on weekends These days I can't wait to hear this I don't know My son's eating eggs again

[62:01]So it's been a lot of eggs lately And he's like He likes to put the eggs Right on top of his toast So it's I don't know Nothing to it I mean usually one day Of the weekend Anna makes pancakes That's one of our rituals Either Saturday or Sunday But otherwise It's been eggs and toast A lot lately Aaron has your son Ever eaten A sugar cereal Out of a box Oh my god Great question Not at home No My kids haven't either Yep Damn Rob What Oh Are you kidding Russell

[62:30]Are you fucking kidding That's That's all four of us That's 50% of our calories We eat We get this house It's reaching into a box And pulling something out And eating it Okay I can't tell you That I don't even know Last time We had another one Of my devices Required dinners Where we all brought Our devices to the table It's so sick But it's very fun You kind of sit there And watch TikToks together I gotta say guys Your kid walks into the room And you're just getting Your nuts twisted like crazy That would be a bummer too All timer

[63:00]That would be a tough one To explain Dad the toast is burning The toast is burning The toast is burning Next one The one that my wife said Was named after me Tough Mary Tough Mary It's tough Something there Can we go to about 130 Rob I can't really Just jump ahead a little bit Jump halfway through Or something Wow You can't really Oh here I can find it There that's the That's the sound Listen to that

[63:31]Oh no There's a part This I wrote down When she gets going She's the best thing That's ever Yikes This is so good This has to be way better Than so many things We've heard If you took this song And put it on I know I've overdone this But I've said this Same thing before But that song Would be the best song On probably 25% Of the albums We've listened to Right It's This whole This whole album I think this is Secretly a sneaky Good dorm album

[64:00]You put this on People are going to Ask who it is You say Etta James It sounds good It makes you Look smart It's a great album There's not I mean every song On this is I think is a I have to listen to This is one I gotta say guys This might be an album That when people say What were you really Surprised by on the list This might be it I wasn't that familiar With what Etta James Was doing I mean I knew at last But the rest of this stuff I think her voice Is so so good The song that was The first dance At my wedding I just want to Make love to you There is nothing

[64:31]I was going to do A list of the top Five songs Rob never got laid to Leave me Oh Number one That's in the cradle Like how did How does a song like this Make it on a record In 1960 Yeah It's pretty sultry Isn't it Yeah It's crazy And then that saxophone Right It kicks in And it's like Damn Damn Yeah I mean that's when you know She's a real singer She's singing that And it's a song

[65:00]I've heard A hundred times before By the Rolling Stones And I feel like I was listening to it To the Rolling Stones For the first time Really The Rolling Stones Are part of that I didn't know that Crazy Oh yeah Big time And now The piece de resistance Oh Okay Probably I mean this And we all know What it had been Parody song about Because we've all heard it We enjoyed it It was really good We thought it was funny Great one Hey thank you man Thank you so much I noticed the other guys Didn't say that This is a Glenn Miller Song

[65:30]From the movie Sun Valley Serenade And this became Etta James' signature song Listen to this At last Listen Like even the lead Into this song Glenn Miller was from Iowa That's why at the end He's like You're right

[66:03]Yeah My love Has come along How slow it is And sultry it is It's so So good My lonely days And you've heard this song A hundred times And I never skipped it I never tracked it Anytime I was listening to it I listened full all the way Every time I was listening to it Jeez This also I was looking this up too This feels like a

[66:31]America's Got Talent Song Like they People try to rock this song And they never do it Right Yeah Why would you try Yeah I was reading Ryan Seacrest said This is like Become his most Hated song there is For him Because he's heard Right Hundreds of people Try to do it And they They can't It'd be tough My favorite guy At America's Got Talent Was You ever see Horse The guy who could get Hit in the nuts And I never heard him I mean I hate to have

[67:01]This be the theme For the show this week But He would like Take boards to the nuts Or he would jump on Saw horses in the nuts I'm telling you It made me howl Every time I saw it It was so funny Like it was just God dang It was funny You think you could get Hit in the nuts And then turn around And sing it at last That would be Ryan Seacrest would love that I told you before Worst nut shot I ever got Aaron Was I think with you Playing racquetball I hit that racquetball As hard as I could Into a wall My feet in front of me Right back And then tried to jump

[67:30]And do the splits Over the balls And you guys will never guess What happened That racquetball That racquetball Which is about the size Of one of my nuts I think Hit me directly in It was like a It was like a pool game My feet didn't even Touch the ground I went down Immediately Yep What about you Aaron What's You got any big Nut shots lately No I've been No I've been pretty clear On the nut shots lately No it's been It's been a It's been a Been a minute Since I got one So I'm I'm okay with that Russell any non-requested Nut shots lately

[68:00]I don't I Like the idea of Like getting hit In the nuts With a ball Or like it It makes me queasy I don't even like Talking about it Matt nothing Nothing Alright I was going against That guy You know the Lenny of Mice and Men At Jiu Jitsu And he turns to me And goes You wearing a cup And I was like Oh god I don't even want To know what You're going to do Don't ask me that Ever again please You're like Remember counterclockwise Next up All I could do Oh yeah He had the worst Finisher in the video Yeah it was a great song

[68:30]I mean what is it So dumb Like of course It's a great song It's a great song What else is there to say Now Matt You know what this song Is about I have no idea This is about Etta James Going to one of the Most fun events You could possibly go to An event that I haven't gotten to go to In quite some time But I would love To go to one soon You want to guess What that is Matt Divorce party You at least Got to do the other one first

[69:00]Rob I mean two parties I'm down Can you imagine Like if you got invited To like a Hey I'm back in the wild We're going to Vegas One of your buddies Got divorced And they're ready They're on the prowl They're looking for twisting They're looking for J.F. slamming it In the cupboard door You're hoping for divorces I think a lot of us Are hoping for like A kick ass wedding That's what we're looking for man Yeah Just one hell of a party Oh my god I would love Just a big party To go to a wedding And Russell You wouldn't Even if there was one You wouldn't go Like maybe Matt or Aaron

[69:32]Maybe Okay I thought about Russell Doing a wedding Eloping I just thought of it The other day And it made me furious Just even the thought That it might happen I was like Oh that would be so rude Right And I think he might do it Just to bug me Just to bother me You understand so little About the way I operate Rob You know what would be the worst Is if he looked To Carnival Court Without us Oh my god First dance It's the droids

[70:02]Dude Walking Russ down the aisle Is dauber Dauber Oh And our master of ceremonies Jamaican John Please have a toast To this triple shot Of Jagermeister Oh commemorate Bringing over some drinks What did What did What did he say Something about Taking you to Titty City Or something Jamaican John

[70:31]Whose job it is To get To the Men to go To the strip club I'm gonna say right now Probably one of the easiest Jobs of all time Like I'm fucking teaching kids About food webs It's way easier To get guys To go to a strip club In Vegas You know what I mean You guys wanna go To a strip club Yes I do And then I'll get in a car With you right now Do you think It took him Multiple years To like Be like Oh I should do this In Vegas Instead of like Indianapolis Maybe he had to Work his way up Like he started In Indianapolis

[71:00]One of the easiest jobs In America Hey Jamaican John I got news for you You're moving up To the big leagues Thank you sir I can't wait To ask guys If they wanna go To Breast City Oh no Breast City Why did I say Breast City That's my big test I screwed it up That doesn't even rhyme Breast Express I was gonna say Breast Express Oh my god All I could do Is cry Yeah we did I'm sorry That was the one About the church Russell The church And the wedding Next up Okay Stormy Weather

[71:30]Oh yeah Life is bad Gloom and misery This is a standard Right it's been recorded By many people But she definitely Makes it her own man Stormy weather Listen to this God I could listen To this all day Self together Next up Girl of my dreams To close out the album Here it comes What's the total time On this album 33 minutes

[72:00]29.11 29.11 Should be the law 35 minute albums Max Yeah I mean This is too short You put this on And you realize I gotta Choose something Up next You really have to Call something too short While Rob's on the zoom Great ending Great ending You know thanks to you guys I realized some of my 7th grade students Were taller than me today And it really stressed me out It does

[72:30]I bet I was like This is outrageous It'd be so cool They're gonna be way taller Than you when they graduate Oh my god It's true Yeah I had to put Oh I gave blood the other day And I thought of you guys again Because they're like How many inches taller are you And I was like Why'd you ask that question It's like okay 5'11 and a half Do you have a picture of Beck And I'll stand next to him We'll see where we're at I'm bigger than the guy from T-Rex Alright let's get into Popular at last Aaron

[73:00]At last At last Let's get into the popular Rob you're only like Probably an inch taller Than Spud Webb Who was once like Known as like the famous Short basketball player So terrible Yeah he's really not that much Shorter than us right Like that's crazy Yeah I'm taller than A professional basketball player Russell eat shit That actually makes me Sound really tall At last by Etta James A gorgeous album Rolling well toned It is perfect At 191 Rolling bone

[73:30]It should have been Higher up on the list Why haven't we heard this album Why haven't we Where you been Etta Okay or Is it a rolling groan Okay If you're a monster You hate this album You think it's no good It should be farther down On the list Which of course is A higher number Okay what do you think Rolling well toned Rolling bone Or rolling groan Russell Okay twist it to the left Twist it again Tell us what you think I think this is Extremely rolling Boned I think it's gotta be Way higher on the list

[74:00]As someone who doesn't Have any musical talent When you When you hear someone Who has the The most extreme Musical talent I have so much Admiration for it And I realize Like people can make Things happen with computers They can make things Happen with guitars They can make things Happen with instruments But if you Like the only thing you have Is your voice And you're making these Amazing albums with it I just have so much Admiration for it And we've heard so many I think you could pick Ten songs in here That would have been The best song On a quarter of the albums

[74:30]We've listened to so far So I think it's Rolling bone And I think it's It's got the epic hit Even if you look at Rob's got up The Wikipedia now The album cover looks cool Doesn't it It feels like An epic album cover too So this has gotta be Rolling bone It should be way higher On the list I can't see how this Isn't in the top hundred Matt what do you think Rolling well toned Rolling bone Or rolling grown At last Exclamation point I agree with Russell It's extremely Rolling boned Should be way higher On the list Should at least be In the top 100 And it's a

[75:00]Travesty that it's Hanging out down here At the bottom Of the The upper 100s So rolling bone Should be way higher On the list Aaron what do you think Rolling well toned Rolling boned Or rolling grown 1960 Etta James At last Yeah Matt and Russell Said it I think Where this sits On the list And the way the album Was put together Which was not A person or a band Going into a studio On a date Or over a course Of weeks To make something Speaks to

[75:30]Sort of where R&B singers Were held in And are still Occasionally held In the esteem Of the music Press Or whoever Makes the list So you know No this wasn't a band Who went off to Somewhere and Hold up and Wrote a bunch of songs And made an album This is One of the All time great singers Backed by A professional Bunch of musicians We don't really know Who they were For the most part And making great music So it's better than A lot of what we heard And probably a lot of What's to come So I'm going to say Rolling boned Okay

[76:00]Unfortunately Can I ask one more thing Quick Yes If this was in the top ten Would you argue against it This feels like the first one We've listened to in a while Where I think if If you heard it in like The top ten I bet if you pulled up That top ten list You could make an argument Right I You could I think you could I mean I I'm not saying I like it More than any of those Or that it's better I know it's You know you're picking Knitting picks On this one If you heard If this was in the top ten I don't think we would have said This is way overrated

[76:31]No I think I don't think it would be A surprising pick But It's It's It's as high a quality As album as we've heard I gotta say guys A thirty three minute album It's Yeah I mean it's so short But yeah I mean yeah If it had been in the top ten I would say yeah This is Is it because they've got Because she didn't write the songs Is it because They You know Have all the session musicians Is that like It doesn't get enough credit Because of those things Or what Well I think so

[77:00]And I think if you look at Like the top ten to twenty The Rolling Stone Is still trying to pick You know event Albums Where everyone knew This was an album And I don't know that This collection is thought of In that way That's fair enough But yeah In terms of listening to the music I mean it's top ten Unfortunately You guys are incorrect Shit Okay This gets This album gets a rolling Torjon Okay This album's so good

[77:30]It's just like Getting your nuts twisted up Okay That's how much this album We love it I feel like Aaron Should have to apologize To like The energy Of the state Right now Right Yes We didn't even talk about Minnesota Fats Apologies to the Minnesota Fats family It would be a bummer What would be a good first name What state would you give Your kid as a name Iowa Oh I can't believe You said that Hey Aaron Listen Okay Next up Okay Your father

[78:02]Caught you smoking And he said no way Oh Okay But that hypocrite Oh For real He smokes He smokes three packs a day Oh awesome Whoa Excuse me Excuse me It's two I noticed you guys Were illing in the car I'm gonna need to see some ID We got Beastie Boys Oh nice Licensed to ill Next week I'm back to doing better When you wanna hear about The greatest albums of all time

[78:30]But you're just too lazy To listen To look it up online I hope they're singing About a funky punk If you wanna hear Four guys who chat And then they get off track I've got the perfect podcast For you Jack Girls fight for your right Back to the better Brass monkey Only hits Come on Bret Hart Put him in the sharpshooter Twist it Twist it Twist it Come on twist it Oh my god It's time to say

[79:01]That's like a That's a combo joke Of twisting the nuts For arousal purposes And Jimmy Hart That's very clever It's the perfect tag team Yes Just wait till they see Jim the Anvil come out right Oh no

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