David Bowie: Low (1977)

[00:00]In 2020, four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums decided by Rolling Stone magazine.

[00:05]This resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music excruciatingly in order.

[00:08]See, I'm sure at the sleepover right now, they're like, he's doing the intro, he's doing the intro.

[00:11]They had led us to make this podcast.

[00:13]We are far from experts.

[00:14]We promise to do almost no research.

[00:16]All opinions are your own unless you disagree.

[00:19]Please sit back and enjoy.

[00:21]Beck did it better.

[00:22]The great thing is, though, about my kid having a sleepover is that I bet these kids, grade A nerds, nerdlingers, as far as I can see.

[00:29]You could leave out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter and they'd be like, don't get too close.

[00:33]Like these kids, it's so great.

[00:35]Did you do anything like that just to test them or not?

[00:38]Yeah, I had, of course, my Bible with a cutout with a bong in the middle of it.

[00:43]So I'm going to leave it out to see if they find what's in the middle.

[00:46]No, that doesn't really make sense, does it?

[00:48]If the Bible found a bong, guess what?

[00:50]That's back on me.

[00:50]Hey, parents of kids at the sleepover, they found my Bible that's also a bong.

[00:55]That's on me.

[00:56]Okay?

[00:59]That book of Luke was wild.

[01:00]Yeah.

[01:01]Is that one of the books?

[01:03]Had some crazy ideas in there.

[01:05]Hey, I'm going to read to you from the book of Marley 420.

[01:08]Ah, ****.

[01:09]Oh, wish I wouldn't have said that last part.

[01:11]Wish I wouldn't have said that last part.

[01:13]That was bad.

[01:13]I need to bleep that.

[01:14]It's the bleep of the week.

[01:16]Nope, I can just, I'll just, you know what I'll do is I'll say here and say.

[01:20]It's a new sting, the bleep of the week.

[01:21]The bleep of the week.

[01:22]The bleep of the week.

[01:23]It's the bleep of the week.

[01:24]Oh, yeah.

[01:25]We used to have that.

[01:27]We had it.

[01:27]The bleep of the week.

[01:28]Do we?

[01:28]We have a bleep of the week.

[01:29]Rob just doesn't do it anymore.

[01:30]Yeah, we, you know, Rob just doesn't bleep anymore.

[01:33]But back in the day when we were couth, when we had Jobs and we had Cash.

[01:39]Well, listen, in my day, we had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs.

[01:44]Who was the other one?

[01:47]Bob Newhart.

[01:48]And Bob Hope.

[01:50]Oh, great.

[01:51]Okay, and now I don't have any Cash.

[01:54]I don't have any Jobs.

[01:56]I don't have any Hope.

[01:58]I'm terrified about my friend, Mike Penis.

[02:00]What?

[02:01]I hope he's okay.

[02:04]What's going to happen to him?

[02:05]Please.

[02:06]Hey, Rob, do you know who in my day there was?

[02:10]Who?

[02:10]You guys remember the show Home Improvement?

[02:12]Oh.

[02:14]Tim the Toolman Taylor.

[02:16]Remember that?

[02:17]And didn't he?

[02:18]Remember he had that really high, that really high fence where you could barely see Wilson?

[02:22]Yes.

[02:22]Well, did you know before he had that really high fence, he had a really low fence.

[02:26]Oh, my gosh.

[02:27]The kids in the neighborhood used to call him Low Mr. T.

[02:30]Yeah.

[02:34]He does listen, folks.

[02:36]He does listen.

[02:37]More power.

[02:39]Oh, it's good to have you back.

[02:41]Less power.

[02:42]Ho, ho, ho.

[02:43]I'm Low T.

[02:44]I'm Low T.

[02:46]See the Toolman Taylor.

[02:48]Yes, we're right back at it.

[02:49]We hit our stride right away.

[02:51]It's like we didn't even take a break.

[02:53]Low T.

[02:54]The Toolman Taylor.

[02:55]It's almost like we didn't miss an episode last night.

[02:57]Hey, honey, you're not getting an erection.

[03:00]You seem to have enlarged breasts.

[03:06]By the way, no texts, no voicemails about Low Mr. T.

[03:12]Mr. Low T.

[03:13]I listen.

[03:13]I listen.

[03:14]I brought it up for you, Rob.

[03:16]I could tell you, I did not release the episode on Tuesday.

[03:19]I totally forgot.

[03:20]Got zero messages.

[03:22]These two guys, Russell, they did not help me.

[03:24]Okay, we need you.

[03:26]Yeah, sure.

[03:27]Hey, you're the.

[03:27]You're the glue slash the other guy who cares about this.

[03:30]The straw that stirs the drink.

[03:32]I have to say I was a little annoyed.

[03:33]I thought you guys were going to do two last time,

[03:35]but I was going to get through and not have to do this Bowie one,

[03:38]but I see you did not.

[03:39]This Bowie thing has been hanging over our heads for a month now.

[03:43]It is really just, it's out there.

[03:46]We are up to album 206, and from 1977,

[03:49]it's David Bowie with his 11th album.

[03:51]And all my friends would love it if it was a writer.

[03:55]It's Low.

[03:57]Oh, that's a good joke.

[03:59]That's a good joke.

[04:00]Let's get right into the opening song.

[04:04]Of course, I didn't make one because I don't know any of these songs.

[04:06]Okay, I'm skipping the song.

[04:08]So let's get right into.

[04:09]You've had like a month for this one.

[04:10]Right.

[04:11]Every week we're like, we're doing low.

[04:13]Here it is.

[04:14]You better introduce us then.

[04:15]You better at least introduce us.

[04:17]You could have at least done Subterranean, right?

[04:19]Oh, yeah.

[04:20]You know what?

[04:21]I should have done one of the musicals at the end and just done it like I did my jazz ones.

[04:24]Okay.

[04:25]Instead, it's just a bunch of synth pop.

[04:27]Like playing layers of sounds.

[04:28]Oh, my God.

[04:29]How excited.

[04:30]Let's get into it.

[04:30]Guys, I've got four guys here.

[04:32]Okay.

[04:33]Who absolutely love it when an artist stopped making fun pop songs.

[04:36]And instead goes to Berlin to explore some soundscapes.

[04:41]Okay.

[04:42]That's our favorite bit.

[04:43]We love that thing.

[04:43]I'm here to see the soundscapes.

[04:47]Oh, my accents are unstoppable right now.

[04:49]A kid just fell asleep in the background.

[04:54]I don't know what that means.

[04:55]That's a bad sign.

[04:57]I've got, let's see.

[04:58]I've got Matt in Minneapolis.

[04:59]Matt, how are you doing?

[05:00]Good, Rob.

[05:02]I think she actually just rolled her eyes.

[05:03]And that's what you were saying.

[05:04]But you're such a wonderful person, but you've got problems, Rob.

[05:08]Yeah.

[05:08]She's like, Dad, I'm actually.

[05:09]I'll never touch you.

[05:10]Come on.

[05:12]Matt, Rob just plowed through your quote like you wouldn't believe.

[05:15]He was.

[05:16]He was.

[05:17]A snowplow.

[05:18]A snowplow.

[05:19]My kid was going to say, well, I like Brian Eno.

[05:21]That's what my kid said in the background.

[05:22]You guys couldn't hear it.

[05:23]She's a big Eno head.

[05:25]I'll never touch you.

[05:27]I'll never read a Matt's quote like he was that actor, Jeremy Renner, when he got ran

[05:31]over by the snowplow.

[05:32]Hit it.

[05:35]Wasn't that like his own snowplow?

[05:37]Did we ever find out what really happened with that?

[05:39]I think it ran over him.

[05:41]I think it was left in gear.

[05:42]Yeah.

[05:43]I mean, like, I don't think a lot of snowplows make it up to private residences if it's not

[05:48]your own snowplow, right?

[05:50]I got to say, I almost know how he felt, though, because I was on my bike and I was going across

[05:55]this road.

[05:55]And I almost got hit by a steamroller.

[05:57]I almost got hit by a steamroller one day.

[05:58]Can you imagine getting hit by a steamroller on a bike?

[06:01]Damn, that would suck.

[06:02]That would be bad.

[06:03]It'd be like a cartoon.

[06:05]Oh, and the first thing I would do is put my penis in front of it and be like, come on.

[06:09]Oh, let's just see.

[06:11]Yeah, let's just see.

[06:12]From certain angles, it's really big.

[06:13]From certain angles, it's so thin you could barely see it.

[06:16]I've got Russell in Minneapolis.

[06:18]Russell, how are you doing?

[06:19]Rob, speaking of seeing it, don't look at the carpet.

[06:21]I did something awful on it.

[06:23]Oh, I know what side that's from.

[06:27]I got, then out in California, I've got Aaron.

[06:29]Now, Aaron was telling me that Yoda, canonically, has a last name.

[06:35]His last name is Lehi-who.

[06:37]Oh, that's pretty easy.

[06:40]He's a yodeler.

[06:40]Rob, be my wife.

[06:44]Let's talk about David Bowie low.

[06:46]Let's not.

[06:48]Let's not.

[06:49]Or not.

[06:50]Or this one we walk out on.

[06:51]Can we just walk out on this one?

[06:53]Yes.

[06:53]All of a sudden, the devil shows up.

[06:55]He's like, mm-mm.

[06:56]You guys signed?

[06:57]We signed his contract.

[06:57]And we're like, no, we didn't.

[06:58]Dr. Faustus.

[07:00]So, this should be a fast episode, right, guys?

[07:02]We should be firing through this one.

[07:04]Go straight to the next one.

[07:05]There's no chance this goes on too long.

[07:07]If you think I'm going to loop back to low T-Man Taylor again, forget about it.

[07:11]Oh?

[07:12]Let's get right into the voicemail.

[07:15]You know, there was also that other TV show when we were kids, Friday Night Lights, with

[07:23]Coach Eric Taylor.

[07:25]And I heard, like,

[07:27]in between games, he would go out and get super high and smoke a bunch of weed, and

[07:30]they would call him High Mr. T.

[07:33]Mr. High T?

[07:36]That was, well, that's the British version.

[07:40]Mr. Fest, yeah.

[07:41]That's the BBC Friday Night Lights.

[07:43]Mr. High T.

[07:44]I was wondering why those British guys have so much chest hair.

[07:46]Guys, that's a really, when you, that's a good joke.

[07:48]You're going to laugh when you hear that.

[07:49]Oh, no, I get it.

[07:50]The British guys have a lot of chest hair because they always have high T.

[07:52]He'd be like, clear eyes, full hearts, can't feel my nooks.

[07:57]What exactly would it be like if you had too much testosterone?

[08:02]You go bald.

[08:04]That's what happens.

[08:05]Oh, no.

[08:06]Come on.

[08:06]You guys all have full heads of hair.

[08:07]That's weird.

[08:08]That's strange.

[08:09]I don't have any hair.

[08:09]You guys have hair.

[08:10]I'm sure there's a TikTok channel.

[08:12]Is there an adverse relationship, Aaron, or not?

[08:15]Yes.

[08:15]Extra testosterone receptors is why you lose your hair.

[08:18]You guys didn't know that?

[08:19]What the hell makes your hair go white?

[08:22]Because I feel like I got fucked on this deal.

[08:24]What?

[08:26]What?

[08:26]What?

[08:26]What?

[08:27]What?

[08:27]What?

[08:27]You have, like, a lot of pubic hair.

[08:28]Does that have something to do with your testosterone?

[08:30]Like, a lot.

[08:32]And it's kind of crawling up like it's a vine.

[08:33]All right.

[08:35]Let's get a razor.

[08:35]Let's get into the voicemail.

[08:37]Today we have a text from a caller, and I got to say, this one feels a little targeted.

[08:43]Okay.

[08:44]I went away on a trip with my partner.

[08:47]At the end of the trip, I put my dirty clothes in a trash bag.

[08:51]I placed my suitcase and dirty clothes by the door for my partner to put in the car.

[08:55]I asked my partner.

[08:57]If he had put both bags in the car before we left.

[08:59]He said he had.

[09:00]You know, I'm going to pause this right now.

[09:02]Because at this point, when the partner says that he's put both bags into the car, I guarantee that.

[09:07]He or she.

[09:08]He or she.

[09:09]I guarantee that nothing's possibly going to go wrong.

[09:11]Okay?

[09:12]You can't possibly see another outcome to this story.

[09:15]When we got home, I went to grab my bags out of the car and noticed the trash bag with my dirty clothes was missing.

[09:22]I asked my partner what he did with it.

[09:24]Turns out.

[09:26]He threw it in the trash.

[09:27]I'm curious how you guys would reconcile throwing your partner's clothes in the trash.

[09:32]I mean, the voices were very good.

[09:37]Maybe we could skip this call and also skip David Bowie tonight because I don't know if I need this in my life.

[09:42]Just for no reason, I'm going to preemptively hop into the advice corner.

[09:45]Seems like it might be something we want to do.

[09:49]Rob, are you implying like the movie Scream that this call may be coming from inside the house?

[09:54]Yeah, exactly.

[09:56]And Russell, can I just say this?

[10:00]Okay, so obviously, Russell, you threw away half of your partner's clothes in the trash.

[10:05]And I'm sure at no point did you say, they were in a trash bag.

[10:09]I put the trash bag in the trash.

[10:11]That's what makes sense.

[10:12]That's what you do with a trash bag.

[10:14]Who puts clothes in a trash bag?

[10:18]What, you put your trash in a clothes bag?

[10:21]What does a clothes bag look like?

[10:24]Aaron, don't dig.

[10:26]Deeper in the joke.

[10:27]It was just a switcheroo joke.

[10:28]It was a good joke.

[10:29]No, I saw how you guys just stared at me.

[10:31]It was not a good joke.

[10:32]Now, Russell, can I say this before we get into it?

[10:34]Yes.

[10:35]This exact thing happened with my mom and dad one time where my mom put all of her clothes into a trash bag and my dad threw them all away.

[10:41]Okay, so I have nothing but sympathy for you.

[10:44]Okay, because this is something that happens when you are putting your clothes into a trash bag.

[10:49]Now, what exactly happened here, Russell?

[10:53]What are we talking about?

[10:54]Guys, we were up at Kohl's Resort.

[10:56]Got done with a wife swap.

[10:57]Man, you don't want to be taking someone else's socks, right?

[11:00]You're not digging through a garbage bag.

[11:01]You don't know what's in there, right?

[11:02]It's one of those red biohazard trash bags.

[11:05]Get these clothes.

[11:06]We got to separate it from the rest of this.

[11:07]You know how many needles I put in that bag?

[11:09]We got to get rid of that shit, right?

[11:11]So, I was just getting ready.

[11:14]I was trying to get all our stuff ready, get us back home because we had a four-hour drive.

[11:18]And so, I was picking up all the bags and there was definitely a large trash bag.

[11:23]The day before, my family had all been in one.

[11:26]We were in the cabin and we were making a lot of drinks.

[11:28]We were making food.

[11:29]So, it wouldn't have been unrealistic to think that there would be a large trash bag like sitting in the doorway, right?

[11:37]Right.

[11:38]And so, I packed everything up.

[11:40]And at one point, this is where the…

[11:42]Man, I don't really even want…

[11:43]We might have to bleep this out.

[11:44]This is where I was told, did you grab that like green or gray bag?

[11:49]And we had a green bag.

[11:50]And so, I put the one bag that was clearly like a tote bag, Aaron.

[11:54]Yeah.

[11:55]We talked about totes.

[11:56]Yeah, totes are nice.

[11:57]I put it in there.

[11:58]And so, we got it.

[11:58]We drove the four-hour.

[11:59]So, whole drive home, it was like, oh, that was such a fun weekend and everything.

[12:03]And we get home and we're not even 30 seconds out of the car.

[12:08]And the question is, where is the trash bag with my clothes?

[12:12]And it didn't even take me an eighth of a second to know.

[12:16]I know I didn't bring it.

[12:17]And I'm 99% sure I threw it in the trash.

[12:20]Now, at any point, Russell, did you blame her?

[12:24]No.

[12:26]I took so strong.

[12:27]You're so strong.

[12:28]But part of it is, man, I don't know.

[12:31]I feel like Matt and Rob might answer this.

[12:33]I feel like Aaron might not answer this.

[12:35]This was a top three as angry as she's been at me moment since we've known each other.

[12:41]Definitely top three.

[12:42]Definitely top three.

[12:44]And you know what?

[12:45]So, it's her fault that she's mad at you.

[12:49]No.

[12:49]When you're wrong.

[12:50]Agree.

[12:51]You're wrong.

[12:51]Sometimes when you're right, you're wrong.

[12:53]But this was all on me.

[12:56]So, then you just got to try to be quiet, right?

[13:00]Like, you got to just try to, like, diffuse.

[13:02]So, here's what I tried to do.

[13:04]Go on the offensive.

[13:04]First, I tried to, I'm like, I'm going to call my brother, see if they can grab.

[13:09]Because it's not like they're turning that cabin around.

[13:12]It's kind of the end of the year.

[13:13]Maybe they can just grab it out of there.

[13:14]FedEx, so we can get everything back.

[13:16]Everything will be fine, right?

[13:17]Oh, great.

[13:18]Call them.

[13:18]They had already dumped everything in a dumpster.

[13:20]They're not sending someone into a dumpster at a resort where they've got God knows what in there, right?

[13:24]So, no.

[13:26]So, when I promised that, hey, we'll get it back, I immediately realized that was a mistake and I should just.

[13:30]So, we'll just say, you know what the worst thing about it is?

[13:37]You guys will probably, well, probably, I would say, I would guess it's most of her clothes being thrown in the garbage.

[13:41]That's probably the worst thing.

[13:42]But part of it is when you go on, like, a four or five-day trip, you take all your favorite things, right?

[13:47]Like, if you're going to go running, you're taking all your favorite gear.

[13:50]You're taking your favorite shirt that you want to wear outside.

[13:52]You're taking your go-to things for, like, a five-day trip.

[13:55]Like, a five-day trip like that, right?

[13:57]Yeah, of course.

[13:57]The most comfortable thing.

[13:59]Your best.

[13:59]The worst part is I pitched all the favorite things.

[14:02]Wow.

[14:03]So, her favorite shirt.

[14:06]Pitch.

[14:07]Russell, jeans.

[14:08]We're doing jeans.

[14:12]Ripped.

[14:13]They're gone.

[14:13]All exercise gear, gone.

[14:16]Oof.

[14:17]Everything gone.

[14:19]So, then we get back.

[14:20]All the top of the roster, too.

[14:22]Just oof.

[14:23]So, I immediately fall in the grainy.

[14:25]I attempt to defuse the situation as best as I can, which is not helping at all.

[14:29]Because my attempt of saying, I didn't know they were your clothes,

[14:35]and her belief of, you threw my clothes away,

[14:38]like, there's a disconnect on the tracks on that one, if that makes sense.

[14:42]Okay, yeah.

[14:43]Yeah.

[14:44]Boy, this is tough.

[14:46]Because on one hand, Russell, you fucked up.

[14:49]All right.

[14:49]Big time.

[14:50]Yeah.

[14:50]When you picked it up, and it obviously was not full of bottles and cans.

[14:53]When she made that point to me, bro.

[14:55]Yeah, that was a very good point.

[14:57]Where it's at.

[15:00]Yep.

[15:00]In the garbage.

[15:01]That's where it's at, man.

[15:02]That's where it's at, man.

[15:02]That was in a microphone.

[15:03]But, so, then we had to go to.

[15:06]Then we had, you know, she didn't have any.

[15:08]I don't have anything to wear this week.

[15:10]So, then we, like, we had to do Target on a Labor Day.

[15:12]So, it's like the madhouse of kids going back to school.

[15:15]It was a nightmare.

[15:17]You guys go to school so late in Minnesota.

[15:19]It's so nice.

[15:19]And I'll just say this, too.

[15:21]The madhouse.

[15:23]I promised to.

[15:25]Replace everything.

[15:26]Upgrade it in brand.

[15:28]And do two of whatever.

[15:29]And I'm realizing this is financially kind of.

[15:32]It was a big financial mistake.

[15:33]Yeah.

[15:34]What is your.

[15:35]Yeah.

[15:35]What's the limit on your credit card, Russell?

[15:37]We're finding out.

[15:37]We definitely went over the back to the other max.

[15:41]All your clothes are Lululemon?

[15:43]Yep.

[15:45]They are now.

[15:46]What's the double upgrade from there?

[15:48]Yeah, exactly.

[15:49]That Lululemon bill was obscene.

[15:51]I'm happy to pay.

[15:53]That was part of my mistake.

[15:54]But, Lululemon.

[15:55]Those guys can go fuck themselves.

[15:57]There's no way a stretch pad should cost that much money.

[16:01]Have you guys ever done something like that?

[16:02]Pitch.

[16:02]Rob, you said your dad's done.

[16:04]Have you guys, Matt?

[16:04]You've done it?

[16:05]100%.

[16:05]I think we moved here.

[16:08]It's like 12 years ago now.

[16:09]And Sarah had a tote of like Christmas things, right?

[16:15]So like ornaments and stuff you put out and stuff like that.

[16:18]And I don't remember throwing it or anything.

[16:21]But it clearly was me that threw it.

[16:23]And so like I have dumped.

[16:25]It's a tote full of Sarah's Christmas things from long, you know, when she's a kid and all that stuff.

[16:33]So I threw that away at one point.

[16:34]Matt was like, there's not enough room for my inflatables in this garage.

[16:37]I got to throw some of this shit away.

[16:39]We got to get rid of something.

[16:40]So yes, I've been there.

[16:42]But I can't, I could not throw any money at that.

[16:45]I mean, like there's no replacing some of that stuff.

[16:47]No replacement value.

[16:48]I feel, I feel your pain, Russell.

[16:50]Aaron, have you done it?

[16:52]You pitched anything or not?

[16:53]No, never, never.

[16:54]I don't throw.

[16:55]I don't.

[16:55]I don't really throw stuff away.

[16:56]So never throw anything out.

[16:57]Sorry, did you, did you, did you compost anything you weren't supposed to?

[17:00]I think my bigger mistakes have been putting things in the dryer that should not have gone in the dryer.

[17:06]So it's like, oh, hey, that, that thing was not supposed to go in there.

[17:09]It's like it's shrunk now.

[17:11]So that's been my bigger mistake.

[17:12]Oh, all your underwear is so small now.

[17:14]That's my mistake.

[17:15]I should never have done that.

[17:16]How about you, Rob?

[17:18]Have you done it?

[17:18]You know, the worst I did is I think I talked about it before, but it was that time where we were driving three hours to the holiday, to the Christmas.

[17:25]I had the in-laws and Jenny said, okay, put all these Christmas presents for my whole family into the trunk, like six presents.

[17:31]I said, okay, we got there.

[17:33]There was not a single president in the trunk.

[17:35]I didn't load a single one, did not do anything.

[17:37]She said we had to immediately go out to Walmart and brave the hordes of kids for Christmas shopping and buy them all new things.

[17:44]So that's about as close as I got.

[17:45]You guys know what the biggest penalty for this for me has been?

[17:48]It's not the financial hit.

[17:49]Although, again, Lululemon is abusive.

[17:53]It's been a couple of weeks now, Russell.

[17:55]Can I guess, Russell?

[17:56]It's that every time she wears something, she goes, I just don't like this shirt as much.

[17:59]No, that's not even that, Rob.

[18:00]The thing is, is it's an attack on poor behavior of mine, which normally I could say like, hey, I'm fine doing it.

[18:09]So I'm very impatient at times.

[18:12]And so like when we're in the morning and we're ready to go, I'm kind of like, hey, let's get moving.

[18:17]I'm grabbing stuff.

[18:18]I'm packing it.

[18:19]I'm trying to keep us moving fast.

[18:20]And she's kind of taking her time.

[18:23]And not like when you make a mistake.

[18:25]And you're acting like that.

[18:26]I kind of have lost the ability to kind of be, you know, moving stuff along quicker than we should be.

[18:33]Because look what happens when I do it.

[18:35]So I've kind of asked people, right?

[18:37]This stuff.

[18:38]Yeah.

[18:39]Russell, this is the end of the beginning of your relationship where you have had the right to say, please hurry up.

[18:49]We're going to be late.

[18:51]The reservation was at 430.

[18:52]I thought we'd be ready to go by four.

[18:55]Those days are firmly behind you.

[18:56]And they're never, ever coming back.

[19:00]Prepare to sit and flip through TV channels for 15 minutes while your wife, part slash partner, puts on finishing touches.

[19:10]We all know exactly what we're talking about.

[19:13]And I have to say, this is also for all of us.

[19:17]Oh, this is also for the partners.

[19:19]Nice stuff, which is now filling up a landfill.

[19:25]In northern Minnesota.

[19:26]Never to come back.

[19:27]And we will always remember because Russell will be reminded often.

[19:33]Every single trip.

[19:36]That pass is longer than I thought.

[19:38]Jesus Christ.

[19:38]Do you guys think it would have helped me if I would have said, oh, man, I like threw my favorite something in there and made up maybe a tall tale to kind of.

[19:46]No.

[19:46]No?

[19:46]I kind of wanted to talk more about the nomenclature from this caller.

[19:50]It feels like we've moved from boyfriend to partner.

[19:54]It feels like.

[19:55]It feels like we kind of buried the lead here.

[19:56]There might be.

[19:57]It feels like we've kind of stepped things up in a way.

[19:59]I just had like an uncomfortable chill go down my spine.

[20:02]We've been moving a lot.

[20:03]It feels like it shouldn't go unmentioned that there's been a shift.

[20:07]And the weird thing is, is that when Russell buried the lead, when Russell buried the lead, it ended up right next to all of her stuff down on the landfill.

[20:13]That's where it was.

[20:14]We're going to get it back.

[20:15]Yeah.

[20:15]It's kind of like a pirate treasure, but it's just all of her stuff that she likes and none of Russell's.

[20:21]And Russell, I edited it out.

[20:25]The part where you kept saying over and over, she shouldn't have put it in a garbage bag.

[20:27]What's going on?

[20:28]So don't worry, Russell.

[20:30]I'll edit that out.

[20:30]Hey, Rob.

[20:32]Let's check out the bleep joke of the week.

[20:34]Why the f*** did she put that s*** in a garbage bag?

[20:39]Now, Russell, in the future, when you throw out garbage bags, are you going to have just the moment hesitation and be like, kind of give it a little shake a little bit?

[20:49]See what's in there.

[20:50]I don't think I can live my life like that.

[20:53]I got to live on the edge.

[20:54]Oh, wow.

[20:54]If I throw something out.

[20:55]If I throw something away, it's good.

[20:56]S*** happens.

[20:57]Lesson not learned.

[20:59]Rolling, going.

[21:00]Aaron, how's it going with you?

[21:01]Well, it's going great.

[21:02]Are we doing one rolling going tonight or two?

[21:04]Do we know?

[21:04]Am I rolling the dice?

[21:05]Let's say one right now.

[21:07]We'll see.

[21:07]Am I emptying the clip of my rolling going?

[21:09]Rolling is going to the clip.

[21:10]Empty the clip.

[21:11]Yep.

[21:11]I mean, I, well.

[21:12]Keep holding that trigger down.

[21:14]I feel like I don't want, I'm going to forget a week from now.

[21:16]I have to tell you guys, I went to the Oakland Ballers game three of the first round of the Pioneer League playoffs last night.

[21:25]That's part of the reason.

[21:25]Minor League Baseball?

[21:27]Minor League Baseball.

[21:27]Minor, Minor League Baseball.

[21:29]Yep.

[21:29]Is this independent?

[21:31]Independent, yeah.

[21:32]It's the inaugural season of the Oakland Ballers.

[21:34]They were playing against the YOLO High Wheelers.

[21:37]And they won on Thursday night, 1-0 to force the third game of the playoffs.

[21:41]So I had to be there, right?

[21:42]If it's playoff baseball in Oakland, I've got to be there.

[21:44]So this was the fifth Ballers game of the year that I went to.

[21:49]They had a flash sale, $10 tickets for general admission.

[21:52]So I went.

[21:52]The Ballers, unfortunately, could not.

[21:55]They could not pull out the victory.

[21:56]So they lost 6-4 to the High Wheelers.

[21:59]And it was the final Ballers game of the season.

[22:01]But it was a great time.

[22:02]It was had by all I had.

[22:03]They got a guy who calls himself the Mayor of Oakland who brings his hot dog.

[22:07]He's got like a hot dog cart that he wears around his neck, sort of.

[22:12]So it's like a fully portable hot dog cart that he carries around the stands and says, like, hot dog!

[22:17]And so, you know, he brings it around up to the bleachers.

[22:20]I think that's called a vendor, Aaron.

[22:21]Yeah.

[22:22]Okay, yeah.

[22:23]Fair point.

[22:25]Wait, is this guy the Mayor?

[22:26]Is he, like, just doing this for fun or is he an actual vendor there?

[22:29]He's a vendor, yeah.

[22:30]He's a vendor.

[22:30]But he likes to call himself the Mayor of Oakland.

[22:32]So the Mayor of Oakland dog, Rob, I said, hey, make me a dog like you would make it.

[22:37]And he said, well, there's the Mayor of Oakland dog.

[22:39]And it has, it's a hot dog, Rob.

[22:42]Yep.

[22:43]Get it ready.

[22:44]Yellow mustard.

[22:45]Nice.

[22:47]Spicy mustard.

[22:48]Oh, double mustard.

[22:50]Double mustard.

[22:51]I love it.

[22:51]Sauerkraut.

[22:52]Oh, fuck.

[22:54]Don't kiss anybody.

[22:55]I'm going for this hot dog.

[22:55]Onions.

[22:56]Oh, my gosh.

[22:58]Jalapenos.

[22:59]Oh, no.

[23:00]What a hot dog.

[23:01]And I went for it.

[23:02]I went for the Mayor of Oakland dog.

[23:04]Man.

[23:05]So that was delicious and delightful.

[23:07]It's on a little potato roll.

[23:09]Yeah.

[23:09]The Mayor of Oakland has bad diarrhea.

[23:13]I can tell you that right now.

[23:14]There's some problems with the Mayor of Oakland's GI tract.

[23:18]That guy can't use single ply toilet.

[23:20]Actually, the only thing that went wrong with it was that then tonight we went out with a group of parents

[23:25]from Wallace's school, and I thought I could wear the same pants tonight that I wore last night.

[23:28]And I pulled the pants off the bedroom floor and put them on, and they still had mustard on them.

[23:34]So I could not, in fact, wear the same pants from the night before.

[23:39]You have a stain on your pants.

[23:42]Well, actually, this is two stains.

[23:44]It's two kinds of mustard.

[23:45]It's two different mustards.

[23:46]Where'd you get that stain?

[23:47]Oh, the Mayor of Oakland gave it to me.

[23:49]Oh.

[23:49]Rosie, did you tell your...

[23:55]Your dinner dates, your dinner guests, or whatever, that you had to get home to do your podcast?

[24:00]And did they ask about it?

[24:02]Of course.

[24:02]They all know.

[24:03]No, listen.

[24:04]All these people know about my podcast, but they don't listen.

[24:07]I like a lot of Aaron's podcasts.

[24:08]Man, I kind of like that.

[24:10]What do you think?

[24:10]Let's do a lot of Aaron's podcasts from now on.

[24:12]I love it.

[24:13]I think so.

[24:13]Hey, all of Aaron's dinner guests, check this out.

[24:16]Okay, this is the new sting for the podcast.

[24:18]I am a footman, and I do have a foot fetish.

[24:21]Nice.

[24:22]I like this.

[24:22]The thing that I want to tell you guys that I wanted to tell you about is that I have a

[24:24]It was quintessential Oakland.

[24:27]Like, an Oakland team losing their final playoff game at home is actually my sweet spot.

[24:33]Like, if that's what's happening, it's great.

[24:34]You know the whole crowd's staying until the end.

[24:36]You know they're going to do the Let's Go Oakland chants all the way to the end.

[24:39]You know that the game's going to be over.

[24:41]They're still going to be standing on their feet doing Let's Go Oakland chants.

[24:44]So, all of it is just...

[24:45]I love it.

[24:46]I'll eat it up.

[24:47]I'll do it every time.

[24:47]But they also, as they finish, the game is over.

[24:50]6-4 loss.

[24:51]Congratulations to the High Wheelers.

[24:53]Good luck against Missoula.

[24:55]And we're all chanting Let's Go Oakland.

[24:58]And they started playing Everybody Hurts over the last week.

[25:02]Are you serious?

[25:02]What?

[25:03]They did it.

[25:03]When they lost?

[25:05]Yes.

[25:06]Wow.

[25:08]So, we're all filing out.

[25:09]And they're playing Everybody Hurts here.

[25:11]I know.

[25:12]Somebody gets it.

[25:13]Somebody gets it.

[25:14]They totally stole our bit.

[25:15]But, I mean, congrats to the Ballers.

[25:17]Come back next year.

[25:18]Raimondi Park.

[25:19]It's a beautiful spot.

[25:20]You guys come out and see me anytime.

[25:21]It's a really fun time.

[25:22]It seats about 3,000 people I love.

[25:24]Oh.

[25:24]Independent minor league baseball.

[25:25]Can't get enough.

[25:26]I'm a fan for life now.

[25:28]Can you imagine, Ross, you go out to visit Aaron now?

[25:30]Instead of going to the Coliseum and possibly seeing some people bone in the second level.

[25:34]You're going to go see them play the fuckton, you know, the Akron fucktons.

[25:40]Like, at the end, they're going to play Everybody Hurts.

[25:42]Well, no.

[25:42]We don't play anybody east of the Mississippi.

[25:43]It's all west of the city.

[25:45]You're going to see some home runs, man.

[25:47]Because that park is 321 down the line.

[25:49]It's 398 to center.

[25:50]It's 312 and left.

[25:51]And I could, my car was parked.

[25:54]It would just be on the left field wall.

[25:56]So, the two home runs that went out to the left, I was like, I hope those hit the net.

[25:59]Because if they don't, they're going to hit my car.

[26:01]So, it's very, it's very minor league baseball.

[26:04]Any minor league baseball fan who knows the field dimensions has got to look in the mirror.

[26:08]Like, there's something wrong here.

[26:09]Oh, it's a long fly ball.

[26:12]It's one thing if you're at the Metrodome and it's 343, 408, 327.

[26:17]But for you to know a minor league park is pretty wild.

[26:20]I went to five games this year.

[26:21]I feel like I'm a ballers fan now.

[26:24]It's in my, it's in my veins.

[26:25]I'm with it, so.

[26:26]But beside the hot dog, what were the other food options at this thing?

[26:29]What were you pumped up about?

[26:30]Oh, well, I didn't buy anything from the concession stand this time.

[26:34]You snuck stuff in.

[26:35]They have food trucks there.

[26:37]So, the last game I went to, I got some egg rolls.

[26:39]I got a chicken banh mi.

[26:41]Wallace got some chicken tenders.

[26:44]I think I got a, oh, I got a veggie adepa for Anna.

[26:49]So, like, they got food trucks there.

[26:51]So, they got some good stuff, man.

[26:52]They got great local beers.

[26:53]So, I, you know, like.

[26:54]Also, I mean, we're bleeding into my next rolling going.

[26:57]They've got great NA beer options.

[26:59]Hold on.

[27:00]Those food trucks probably don't support the team, though.

[27:02]You already lost one team for a lack of financial support.

[27:05]Oh, Christ.

[27:06]Don't even.

[27:06]Interesting.

[27:09]Interesting.

[27:10]Come on.

[27:10]Okay.

[27:11]All right.

[27:12]Next, how's the rolling going with Russell?

[27:13]Food truck guys, we're already killing it over here.

[27:15]I'm not sneaking in food.

[27:16]I just bought stuff at the food truck.

[27:18]Okay.

[27:19]How's the rolling going with Russell?

[27:20]Things are going good.

[27:23]Things are going good.

[27:23]I actually took a couple.

[27:24]I took a couple of flights in the last few days.

[27:26]We need to take a flight tonight.

[27:27]I got to share an experience.

[27:28]How it's time for Beck Did It Better, plain old story time.

[27:33]All right.

[27:34]All right.

[27:37]These are the stories that I like.

[27:39]Tell us about the trip you're on.

[27:43]We're going to hear about your flight tonight.

[27:48]Oh, yeah.

[27:51]So, I was going to share a movie experience.

[27:54]I bet.

[27:54]I want to share the two movies I watched with you guys and then share an interesting twist

[27:58]on those two movies that I wanted to run by you guys to get your thoughts on.

[28:01]So, on the way out, I'm going D2 Mighty Ducks 2 on the flight out.

[28:08]Wow.

[28:09]And then on the flight back, I'm going Varsity Blues.

[28:14]The whipped cream scene, though.

[28:18]I mean, you got to watch out.

[28:20]That one wasn't as bad.

[28:21]The one that was bad was when they saw Miss Davis.

[28:24]The one that was bad was when they saw Miss Davis in the adult gentleman's club.

[28:27]It's his hand.

[28:28]It's his hand.

[28:28]I thought it might go quick, and I legit, I had to do the fast forward.

[28:32]I did the finger move that moved it forward.

[28:34]It's 24 minutes for the rest of your life.

[28:37]Yes.

[28:37]But during the whipped cream scene, you did pause it and take pictures to send to us later.

[28:42]Is that true?

[28:42]Is that what it is?

[28:43]Did you elbow the person next to you and go, yeah.

[28:47]Hey, check this out.

[28:48]Thumbs up.

[28:48]Hey, I'll put it on your TV, too.

[28:50]Last night when the ballers were down two going into the ninth, they did a movie montage.

[28:54]Of Hoosiers, Rudy.

[28:57]Wow.

[28:57]Fucking network.

[28:59]And then they, they, Varsity Blues was in there, too.

[29:02]Like, they just, they brought the whole thing together.

[29:04]We had some Varsity Blues.

[29:05]Like, the slow clap, it was amazing.

[29:08]Oh, really?

[29:09]First, I wanted to share a few thoughts on Mighty Ducks with you guys.

[29:11]And then, really, my tour de force is on a major character thought on Varsity Blues.

[29:16]But first, D2 Mighty Ducks.

[29:18]At the very beginning, if you were to guess in Mighty Ducks, how old is Gordon Bombay?

[29:24]Because they say at the beginning of D2 how old he is.

[29:28]How old do you think Emilio Estevez's character, Gordon Bombay, is in the Mighty Ducks one?

[29:34]Don't forget, of course, he's got to be 21 because, of course, the movie starts with him getting a DUI and then having to coach kids, which is a thing a lot of people forget in this movie, is that that is the basis.

[29:43]So, he's at a high-power law firm.

[29:45]So, he's got an undergrad, so that's 22.

[29:48]He at least does three years, right, Russell?

[29:50]Is it three years?

[29:51]Three years for law school, yep.

[29:52]Yeah, so he's at least at 22.

[29:54]26 months to pass the bar, right, man?

[29:56]You know, and then he's got, he needs at least a solid five years to, like, get into his, where he's not just the junior guy.

[30:03]He's actually doing his own stuff.

[30:05]So, five to, I'm going to go with 34 years old.

[30:08]34.

[30:08]Okay.

[30:09]Aaron, you got a guess?

[30:10]26, right here.

[30:11]I'm going 26.

[30:12]I'm going to go right down the middle.

[30:13]I'll say 30.

[30:14]So, you guys are all much closer.

[30:17]I always figured Emilio Estevez in this movie is like a 45-year-old dude.

[30:21]Like, I thought he was our age.

[30:22]I didn't.

[30:24]They got him.

[30:24]They got him at 29.

[30:25]Gordon Bombay was 29.

[30:27]29.

[30:27]What do you guys think of that?

[30:28]I could see that.

[30:29]That means Gordon Bombay is like 15, 16 years younger than Aaron.

[30:33]Wow.

[30:33]That seems right.

[30:36]Right?

[30:37]So, that's it.

[30:37]But that's a number two or that's a number one?

[30:39]But two comes right afterwards.

[30:41]They win.

[30:41]They win and then he's playing in the minors and he gets hurt and they say 29-year-old Gordon Bombay.

[30:47]Wow.

[30:47]I'm trying to, you know, because he hooks up with Charlie's mom, right?

[30:50]Isn't that how it is?

[30:51]In one, but she's not in two at all.

[30:53]Okay, but.

[30:54]You know what I mean?

[30:56]So, he was out tramping around, right, Rob?

[30:58]You guys are right.

[30:59]The kids are probably 12.

[31:01]So, you know, maybe I can see it.

[31:03]It might work.

[31:03]I was going to say knuckle puck and I thought you guys would be impressed by that, but obviously

[31:06]you are not.

[31:07]You are bringing up a lot of facts I have never known.

[31:10]Knuckle puck was definitely in this one.

[31:12]They're playing the Goodwill games in Los Angeles.

[31:14]They're playing all these games.

[31:15]Another interesting thing.

[31:16]Hey, Russell, you know what I love about the Goodwill games?

[31:18]Yeah.

[31:19]It's games that have been already used.

[31:21]I was thinking it's the cool t-shirts.

[31:22]Yeah.

[31:23]So, the other thing.

[31:24]You were talking about Charlie, Matt.

[31:26]Charlie was like the main kid character in one, right?

[31:28]And he's a main kid character in two, but he's not even close to one of the, like, he's

[31:33]in probably the fewest amount of scenes of any of the kid players in the whole movie.

[31:37]He's barely in the movie.

[31:38]Really?

[31:39]Do you remember this?

[31:40]Who's the main?

[31:41]Charlie in two?

[31:42]Yeah.

[31:42]Yeah, who are the main kids?

[31:44]Is it those big enforcer types?

[31:46]They bring in the other kids.

[31:48]Like, there's the cowboy kid who's lassoing hockey players.

[31:51]Yes, I remember that.

[31:52]There's the super fast skater, Benny the Jet.

[31:54]From the Sandlot, who can't stop.

[31:56]There's the girl goalie, the cat from Bangor, Maine.

[32:02]He's in it.

[32:03]But if you guys remember at the end, Adam Banks comes back, the cake eater from Edina.

[32:07]And they don't have a roster spot.

[32:11]So, Charlie gives up his roster spot for the championship game.

[32:15]Can you believe that?

[32:16]Wow.

[32:17]No way.

[32:17]So, I mean, it feels like D2 is sort of regarded as maybe the best Mighty Ducks movie.

[32:23]But where would you put it?

[32:24]Where would you put it?

[32:24]Where would you put it?

[32:24]Where would you guys rank the Mighty Ducks?

[32:25]Well, number one's got to be the best.

[32:27]It's got to be one.

[32:28]Yeah.

[32:28]Okay, number one's number one?

[32:30]All right.

[32:30]Yeah.

[32:30]But then everything after two is a little bit of a stretch.

[32:33]I don't remember anything from any of the Mighty Ducks movies.

[32:37]Okay?

[32:38]And I watch trash.

[32:39]I don't remember a single thing.

[32:41]Let's see what it is, though.

[32:42]Mighty Ducks, Rotten Tomatoes.

[32:43]The rating on Rotten Tomatoes, 23%.

[32:47]Oh, fuck that.

[32:48]Okay?

[32:48]What?

[32:49]I mean, fuck.

[32:50]The tomato meter's at 23%.

[32:52]That's, okay.

[32:52]This is the tomato meter.

[32:53]That's the...

[32:54]It's like the critics and the fans was 65.

[32:56]Is that right?

[32:57]Yeah.

[32:58]Yeah.

[32:58]Okay.

[32:59]But we're not listening to the fans, okay?

[33:01]We're listening to the critics, the experts on movies, Russell.

[33:04]All right.

[33:04]They said 23%.

[33:06]Okay?

[33:06]D2, 20%.

[33:09]It is an inferior movie.

[33:10]Wow.

[33:11]20% on D2, huh?

[33:13]Some of the reviews...

[33:14]Here's a review for you.

[33:16]The sequel even more banal than the original, and it's difficult to take seriously the new

[33:20]film's position against the commercialism of sports, given Disney's NHL ties.

[33:24]Is that legal?

[33:24]Is that a lady from Oakland?

[33:24]Hey.

[33:26]I gotta say, it is crazy though, isn't it?

[33:30]That there is literally an NHL team named after this movie.

[33:34]Rob, that's wild.

[33:35]That's what I wanted to bring up.

[33:37]The crazy thing is, and I'd forgotten about this.

[33:39]When it happened, I remember it.

[33:40]But another thing, this Charlie Conway in the movie, he's pissed they have to wear red,

[33:45]white, and blue.

[33:46]He wants to wear Ducks colors, even though they're representing the USA, which immediately

[33:50]I'm like, okay, he might be a piece of shit then, right?

[33:53]Whack.

[33:53]Like...

[33:54]Quack.

[33:55]Quack.

[33:55]Quack.

[33:56]Keep quacking quack.

[33:57]Rob, play the quack.

[33:58]Quack, quack, quack.

[33:59]I'm about to go.

[34:00]Quack, quack, quack.

[34:01]In the championship game, they are playing Finland or Sweden or one of these Norwegian

[34:06]countries.

[34:07]Be careful.

[34:07]John's listening.

[34:08]In the championship game, they take off their USA colors in the third period and come out

[34:14]wearing the brand new Anaheim Ducks, like the Ducks NHL jerseys.

[34:18]I totally forgot that.

[34:20]You guys remember that?

[34:21]I remember that.

[34:21]Actually, I think that's treasonous, right?

[34:23]Yeah.

[34:24]It feels like you shouldn't be able to do that.

[34:25]Imagine an NFL team named the Air Buds, right?

[34:28]Or an NBA team named the Air up there.

[34:31]It wouldn't make any sense, yet we just all accepted that there was a team based on a

[34:36]movie.

[34:36]That's...

[34:37]And then really, they're named after the sleazeball lawyer, Mr. Duckworth, right?

[34:44]Yes.

[34:44]That's why they called the Ducks...

[34:46]Quack, quack, quack, Mr. Duckworth.

[34:46]Quack, quack, quack, Mr. Duckworth.

[34:47]So now we get Mr. Duckworth gets to just carry everything through?

[34:51]Like, yeah, that's bullshit.

[34:53]That's crazy.

[34:54]Be like if they named the new Vegas basketball team, the ultimate squirts, right?

[34:57]And the people in the ultimate squirts movies were all wearing the official uniforms.

[35:06]You're like, wait a minute.

[35:07]The other thing I was going to mention before I move on to varsity blues, this movie, I think sold a billion rollerblades.

[35:15]They're rollerblades and half this movie.

[35:17]And I don't remember.

[35:18]Do you remember any other movie that's ever highlighted rollerblades?

[35:21]Yeah, I think you're right, Russell.

[35:23]Because I remember watching that movie and thinking, maybe I should get into rollerblade hockey.

[35:26]Knowing very well that A, I don't play hockey and B, I can't skate on rollerblades.

[35:30]I tried to get rollerblades when I was younger.

[35:32]Did you guys watch rollerblade hockey on ESPN as kids?

[35:35]It used to be on every once in a while, like three minutes.

[35:39]So on the flight home, I see varsity blues.

[35:43]And the first thing I noticed at the end of this movie, this soundtrack for varsity blues might be the greatest movie soundtrack in the history of movies.

[35:51]Really?

[35:51]Really?

[35:52]It's got this.

[35:53]It's got this.

[35:53]It's got Foo Fighters, right?

[35:54]My Hero.

[35:55]Yeah, I mean.

[35:56]It's got Thunderstruck by Sprung Monkey.

[35:59]It's not the ACVC version.

[36:00]Run by Collective Soul.

[36:02]Not for teacher, Rob.

[36:05]Wow.

[36:06]This is a banger of a soundtrack.

[36:08]But what I really wanted to bring up with you guys.

[36:10]Can I just say this?

[36:11]That Foo Fighters song, that would be a great present for somebody having a new baby.

[36:17]I just think if somebody was having a baby, they would love to get that album.

[36:23]A nice guy's finishing.

[36:24]That would be for the wife that's getting left out.

[36:27]No, no, no.

[36:28]He's staying with his wife.

[36:29]He just announced that.

[36:30]Oh, I have it.

[36:31]She, yeah.

[36:32]Yeah.

[36:32]He just.

[36:33]Well, let's see what she thinks about that.

[36:34]Dave Grohl came out with this week.

[36:36]I can see from you guys' faces, you might not be up on.

[36:38]I'm aware.

[36:39]Oh, he had a baby from outside of his marriage.

[36:41]Yeah, and he had to announce it.

[36:42]I believe we call that outside of wedlock here.

[36:44]Yeah.

[36:44]I'm very excited.

[36:46]It's so great because he announced.

[36:47]He's like, I just want to let you know I had a baby from outside of my marriage.

[36:50]I'm currently working with my family to regain their trust.

[36:53]And I was like.

[36:53]Oh.

[36:54]You got to admit, it is kind of funny.

[36:56]Like, he kind of comes off as not maybe a little holier than that.

[37:00]Like, I'm too perfect.

[37:00]Like, everyone loves me type of guy.

[37:02]No, it's funny.

[37:03]It's funny, right?

[37:04]Yeah.

[37:04]It's amusing.

[37:05]Yeah.

[37:05]That's what Sarah said instantly.

[37:07]She's like, you know, everybody kind of sees him as like the good guy in rock and roll,

[37:11]right?

[37:12]And everybody likes him kind of a little.

[37:13]So this will be interesting to see that.

[37:14]I'll tell you, there's one thing you can't do, and that's raw dog somebody who's not

[37:18]your wife.

[37:18]And then blast deep inside and get her pregnant.

[37:20]That's one thing.

[37:21]Hey, when I took my.

[37:23]Vows for marriage.

[37:25]One thing I took seriously was not coming inside someone else and getting her pregnant.

[37:29]Rob, can you imagine if you had to split your inheritance with like some other kid like

[37:36]that?

[37:37]Oh, God.

[37:38]Oh, think of that.

[37:40]I remember.

[37:41]I remember that in the vows right before Russell had to carry the statues out.

[37:44]It was like, yeah, I will also not.

[37:47]Not do what, Aaron?

[37:48]I did even more graphically, too.

[37:50]It was a whole wet spot on the bed bit.

[37:53]I did.

[37:53]I thought it was funny at the time.

[37:55]My mom gave me the wrap it up signal, which is what Dave Grohl should have gotten from

[37:58]his wife.

[37:58]Hey, wrap it up before you're out there.

[38:00]Deep dick and wrap it up.

[38:02]Wrap it up.

[38:03]So my my real thought on Varsity Blues is such a fun movie.

[38:09]You know how like the movie paints Bud Kilmer, the coach, 26 district titles, two state

[38:15]champions.

[38:16]He's the heel of the movie.

[38:17]He's the the causing all the problems for all the players.

[38:21]Everyone's got to rebel against him.

[38:23]I have a different take on the movie.

[38:25]I think Jonathan Moxon, played by Dawson's Creek, is the real the real villain in the

[38:34]movie.

[38:34]I think he's a terrible guy.

[38:36]I think he's a terrible guy.

[38:37]Let me let me give you some of my thoughts and run this shit by you.

[38:40]He's he's the guy.

[38:41]He's the problem.

[38:42]All right, let's hear it.

[38:43]Why is this?

[38:43]First, his buddy Billy Bob gets a concussion and comes back to practice the next day.

[38:50]And the first play he wants to call is a hook and lateral to.

[38:53]And Billy Bob, who is calling a play to the guys in this got post concussion syndrome

[38:59]the next day in 1999 or whenever this came out.

[39:02]Nobody talked about concussions.

[39:03]This is like the last 10 years.

[39:05]It's been a thing.

[39:06]So you used to just you used to just tape it.

[39:09]You guys tape an aspirin.

[39:10]You guys are wrong in this movie.

[39:11]Like Billy Bob's whole arc is he's got a concussion and he shouldn't be playing.

[39:16]That's why.

[39:17]That's why they said tape.

[39:18]That's hard to send it out there.

[39:20]Right.

[39:21]Either way, he's running plays for him.

[39:23]So.

[39:23]So here's the other thing on a moccasin.

[39:25]So Lance Harbor, Paul Walker, get Rex's knee.

[39:28]We're going to be here.

[39:29]Whipped cream bikini lady starts him.

[39:31]He doesn't.

[39:32]He doesn't like just.

[39:33]You can't say Paul Walker without saying rest in peace.

[39:35]All right, Paul Walker.

[39:36]So thank you.

[39:37]Hey, he died doing what he loves.

[39:39]Driving cars in an incredibly dangerous manner.

[39:42]Who would have guessed that would kill him?

[39:43]That's crazy.

[39:44]It's for family.

[39:46]It's for family.

[39:47]It really would be like if you found me dead jacking off, you'd be like, well, I don't

[39:52]know what I mean.

[39:52]He kind of Paul Walker.

[39:53]Himself.

[39:53]I mean, really like I.

[39:57]So Rob, who would you choose to give the eulogy about you dying jacking off?

[40:03]Would it be one of the three of us?

[40:05]You got somebody else in mind.

[40:06]I think I would slay it.

[40:07]I would.

[40:08]Yeah.

[40:08]Russell would.

[40:09]Russell would kill.

[40:09]I think Sam would be.

[40:10]Oh, my God.

[40:11]That'd be terrible.

[40:12]You know who it'd be?

[40:14]Probably Joe.

[40:15]I think John.

[40:17]I think John would do a great job.

[40:19]I would have John come up.

[40:20]You would do an excellent job.

[40:23]So Moxon, after he finds out that Harbour's girlfriend is now hitting on him, she invites

[40:30]him over.

[40:30]He doesn't.

[40:31]He doesn't like say, no, I shouldn't do it.

[40:32]He goes to the store to buy condoms.

[40:34]That's what he's doing.

[40:36]He goes to buy condoms to cheat on his buddy's girl with the girlfriend.

[40:39]He's trying not to Dave Grohl his girlfriend.

[40:41]Not only does he go to buy condoms, he doesn't buy them.

[40:44]He has his younger brother go buy condoms for him at the store.

[40:48]Then he goes to her house and where she puts on the.

[40:53]Whipped cream bikini.

[40:54]And then finally he becomes the good guy.

[40:56]And he's like, I can't do this or whatever.

[40:58]I've got my girlfriend.

[40:58]The next day he kisses her in school.

[41:01]He kisses her.

[41:02]Oh, I forgot he had the girlfriend.

[41:03]Yes, he's got the girlfriend.

[41:04]He's got the girlfriend at the time.

[41:06]It's not just cheating on his buddy.

[41:08]It's cheating on his girlfriend.

[41:10]And then that's starting to feel like he's got kind of like a like a fetish, right?

[41:13]Like he's like, he's not really being the good guy.

[41:16]He's like, oh, I like to skirt the line here.

[41:18]I like to.

[41:19]Yes, Aaron.

[41:20]Yes.

[41:20]And I just say this, guys.

[41:21]Yeah.

[41:22]If my wife.

[41:23]If my wife showed up at your place in a whipped cream bikini.

[41:26]I would call you.

[41:28]And you said no.

[41:29]You would hear me turn off the camera in the closet and yell so loud.

[41:35]I would be furious.

[41:38]Even though, you know, my thoughts on whipped cream.

[41:40]Not as fun as you think.

[41:42]It's all sticky.

[41:43]Terrible.

[41:43]We've talked about this.

[41:44]Then he leaves and he goes and gets a six pack of beer.

[41:48]Underage drinking.

[41:49]He's drinking underage.

[41:50]Oh, yeah.

[41:50]That was Texas.

[41:51]Horrible.

[41:52]The worst.

[41:53]You guys.

[41:53]Oh, we got to listen to the coaches and all this stuff.

[41:55]He's just changing the plays at will on the field.

[41:58]Like the coach is calling runs and he's like, fuck it.

[42:01]I'm going five.

[42:02]Why?

[42:02]Like this kid is a loser.

[42:04]This kid is a loser.

[42:05]Like you guys know how the TV show karate or Cobra Kai kind of shows the different view.

[42:12]Like maybe Johnny Lawrence was wasn't the bad guy in karate kid.

[42:16]Like that's the whole.

[42:16]I think Jonathan boxed it is the asshole in varsity blues.

[42:20]It's not Bud Kilmer.

[42:22]Russell.

[42:23]That is one of the most brilliant takedowns of varsity blues that I've ever heard.

[42:28]I want you to make a Cobra Kai type special where he is actually the bad where the bad

[42:35]guy is a child.

[42:36]I think that's a great idea.

[42:38]We haven't had a lot of shows where the bad guy is a child going against adults.

[42:41]The wicked desk type thing.

[42:43]A hundred percent.

[42:44]Russell.

[42:44]I absolutely love it.

[42:46]Russell.

[42:47]Brilliant.

[42:47]Rolling.

[42:48]Go on, Matt.

[42:49]How's it going with you?

[42:49]Meanwhile, the guy sitting next to Russell is like, dude, I.

[42:53]I don't know.

[42:53]Like the kid just seems to be.

[42:55]It's a movie.

[42:56]I think like Russell's like, no, he is the bad guy.

[42:59]It's a movie.

[43:00]I think you nudged me with the whipped cream bikini and then you're yelling at me about

[43:04]how bad this kid is.

[43:05]I can't take it anymore.

[43:06]So the whipped cream bikini scene went by fast and it's kind of all covered up.

[43:10]But the scene with Miss Davis.

[43:13]So I fast forward immediately because you're seeing everything.

[43:17]They don't block anything out on these flights.

[43:20]It's it's full frontal.

[43:21]And so I fast forward.

[43:22]But then I'm like, I missed like 15 minutes.

[43:25]And those Delta flight TVs, Matt, are not easy to just skip around.

[43:30]So I have to go back and I almost made it.

[43:33]But I think I missed like two to three minutes, but I couldn't risk it.

[43:36]Are you saying you fast forwarded to get to the full frontal?

[43:39]You fast forwarded through the full frontal.

[43:41]I fast forwarded through the full frontal.

[43:43]Oh, that would be a bummer, though, if you tried to fast forward through it and you hit like pause.

[43:47]And then you're like, no.

[43:48]And you're trying to push all these buttons and your screen freezes.

[43:50]And everybody's like, you know, this movie.

[43:52]I forgot.

[43:52]There are so many good lines.

[43:54]I won't remember them all.

[43:55]I jotted them down.

[43:56]But like puke and rally.

[43:57]That's Billy Bob from that movie.

[43:59]Right.

[44:00]Like, did you know that phrase ever before?

[44:02]Varsity Blues puke and rally.

[44:04]Where did I first hear that phrase?

[44:06]I knew it before that bachelor party that one time.

[44:08]I know that.

[44:09]Yeah.

[44:11]And I did.

[44:12]How's it go?

[44:12]I did it.

[44:13]Rob, can you play?

[44:14]This is kind of cliche, but Eddie and I were out.

[44:19]We were throwing bags and having a fire this evening.

[44:22]I had the current on.

[44:26]Eddie goes, can we turn this off?

[44:27]I'm like, what do you mean turn it off?

[44:28]He says, I don't like it.

[44:29]So then I said, well, you want to listen to country?

[44:32]Because he likes country.

[44:33]And I'm like, you can listen to country.

[44:35]Just leave something on.

[44:36]And right away, Tennessee Whiskey came on.

[44:38]Oh, okay.

[44:39]Great song.

[44:40]And he's like, I don't know if I like the song.

[44:43]And I'm like, oh, you're lost.

[44:46]It's kind of a love song.

[44:47]I get that.

[44:47]It's just a classic.

[44:49]He's nine.

[44:50]I don't know.

[44:51]So it's a great one.

[44:52]So we'll play this.

[44:53]I found some Zubas, guys.

[44:55]Are you wearing them right now?

[44:57]No, but I brought them.

[44:59]Now, let me ask you this, man.

[45:00]Did you find them in a trash bag?

[45:02]Bought them in a trash bag about four hours away.

[45:06]But I think they're legit if they got this, right?

[45:10]Is there like new Zubas?

[45:12]I don't know if they're the old ones.

[45:13]Or did they come out with newer ones?

[45:15]Do we know the Zubas?

[45:16]I bought a pair of Viking Zubas like probably now eight years ago.

[45:20]They're great, man.

[45:21]I'm telling you, Zubas.

[45:22]Zubas should never have left.

[45:23]At least they say team apparel.

[45:25]So I'm guessing these are.

[45:26]I'm thrilled you guys call them Zubas and not Zubaz.

[45:28]I've heard people say Zubaz before.

[45:30]That really annoys me.

[45:31]Zubaz.

[45:32]Losers.

[45:33]Get out of here.

[45:34]Okay.

[45:34]Same people who call them Gerbad jeans.

[45:36]Okay.

[45:37]We all know they're jabos because we all owned them because we were cool.

[45:39]Oh, God.

[45:40]I got a story about that.

[45:41]So 11 bucks.

[45:43]11 bucks.

[45:44]Turnstile.

[45:45]Love it.

[45:46]Good.

[45:46]So last night we were reffing a football game.

[45:48]We're down in bum fuck nowhere reffing a football game.

[45:52]I don't want your life.

[45:54]Kid gets hurt.

[45:56]The trainer runs out.

[45:57]He's probably a 55-year-old guy.

[45:59]He's probably 50 pounds overweight, balding, and he's got the football shirt on.

[46:04]He's hustling out there.

[46:05]And I turned to my buddy Eric.

[46:09]Eric from Eden Prairie.

[46:11]And I was like, look at that.

[46:13]The guy had jabos on.

[46:15]What?

[46:16]Are you serious?

[46:16]So bum fuck nowhere.

[46:17]A guy had jabos.

[46:18]Yeah.

[46:18]He had a little tag.

[46:19]He had cream-colored pants that were jabos.

[46:22]I'm like, wow.

[46:23]Look at that.

[46:24]You want to talk about goodwill.

[46:26]The goodwill.

[46:26]Right.

[46:27]I mean, getting a pair of jabos.

[46:28]I don't even know where you do that anymore.

[46:29]Right.

[46:30]That's what I thought too.

[46:31]Aaron, this is going to ruin one of my Aaron or Errol questions, but did you ever own jabo

[46:36]jeans?

[46:37]Did you ever have them?

[46:38]I think it was more of a guest man than a jabo man, if I remember correctly.

[46:43]The cool kids at my school always had jabo, and I didn't even know where I would go buy

[46:48]them or how to ask my mom for clothes.

[46:50]Yeah.

[46:50]I never had anything like that.

[46:52]I don't think they were for guys with my shape, too.

[46:54]I never saw jabo jeans.

[46:56]I think they purposely don't make them.

[46:58]They don't want you wearing them, right?

[47:00]I think you're right.

[47:01]We're more, Russell, we're more Zubaz guys.

[47:03]Wait, no.

[47:04]Biggie wore jabos.

[47:05]Really?

[47:06]I wore Timbo's and Jabo's.

[47:07]It's in the song.

[47:08]I wore Timbo's and Jabo's.

[47:10]It's right there.

[47:11]Find me a picture of him wearing it, and I'll believe it.

[47:13]All right.

[47:13]I'm going to research that right now.

[47:15]Yeah.

[47:15]It's right there in the song.

[47:17]I've got great news.

[47:18]Yes.

[47:19]For everybody on this podcast.

[47:22]Yes.

[47:22]You can now get Google Maps on your Apple Watch.

[47:27]I'll get Google Maps, so you don't have to use that fucked up Apple navigation system that they've got.

[47:34]I mean, I haven't gotten lost yet.

[47:36]Man, I cannot believe how bad that is.

[47:39]So we can get Google Maps on your watch now, Rob.

[47:41]Thank God.

[47:42]That's my update there.

[47:42]Fuck off.

[47:43]Don't need you anymore.

[47:44]Right.

[47:44]No kidding.

[47:45]It's corn season up here, up in the cornfield.

[47:52]This late in September?

[47:53]Yeah.

[47:54]I mean, you know, we go out to the bump on nowhere, and they got just corn stands, so get a half a dozen years of corn for five bucks kind of a thing.

[48:01]It used to always bug me, because I used to have to shuck the corn.

[48:04]Yep.

[48:04]And then you have to boil like three or four years or something like that.

[48:09]Do you know you could just cook it in the microwave?

[48:10]What if you got paid a dollar every time?

[48:13]You could just put a year of corn.

[48:15]Don't shuck it.

[48:15]What if you got paid a dollar for each year of corn?

[48:16]What would that be?

[48:17]About 13 bucks.

[48:19]But like per year?

[48:21]What would it be?

[48:22]Oh, my God, Aaron.

[48:23]I know what it is.

[48:24]It's a buck a shuck.

[48:26]That wouldn't do it.

[48:28]That wouldn't give me the satisfaction.

[48:29]What if you had like you had to pay to sit in the corner of a room, and you had to pay like 12 guys to sit in the corner?

[48:37]What would that be, Rob?

[48:38]A buck a cuck?

[48:42]I would put that on a plate for you.

[48:47]How do you not hammer that, Rob?

[48:48]What if a guy was taking care of the corn?

[48:51]After he made sweet love to your wife, and you watched, and then he felt bad afterwards.

[48:59]That's a buck a shuck from a cuck who says shucks.

[49:03]We've hit the high point of this episode.

[49:10]What about if you were at Los Angeles for the Goodwill Games, and you had a quick pickup game of roller hockey, and you had to practice?

[49:19]You would take a puck.

[49:21]A puck a knuckle puck?

[49:22]Yeah, I would take a puck a knuckle puck for the ducks.

[49:25]Yeah.

[49:25]A buck a duck.

[49:26]If Gordon Bombay, if I was having sex with Gordon Bombay's wife while he was watching, and it was the Mighty Cucks, I mean, is that the ultimate parody or what?

[49:37]Only what better would be by Mike Tyson's donkey punch out, I think.

[49:42]There's no way there's not a Mighty Cucks porno out there.

[49:46]It has to.

[49:47]It has to exist.

[49:49]Oh, my God.

[49:49]If it doesn't, Rob, you're going to have to do it.

[49:51]You're going to have to make it.

[49:52]I do this one all the way up to the knuckle.

[49:54]Oh, God.

[49:55]What?

[49:56]Okay, maybe I shouldn't have said that.

[49:57]I didn't say which knuckle.

[49:59]Maybe it's just the first.

[50:01]That's not even a doctor.

[50:02]I don't know.

[50:03]What?

[50:04]Look at my knuckle.

[50:07]I mean, that one.

[50:07]Oh, look how short that middle finger is.

[50:09]It's just a little tiny middle finger.

[50:12]It's a little guy.

[50:15]It's so small.

[50:16]So, back to my shucking.

[50:18]We're all thinking things that rhyme with cuck.

[50:20]We're like, yeah, sorry.

[50:21]I'm sorry, man.

[50:21]I apologize.

[50:22]So, this is a game changer for me.

[50:24]You can cook corn in the microwave.

[50:27]So, you put one ear in.

[50:28]Don't leave the whatever.

[50:30]That's crazy.

[50:32]The shuck on.

[50:33]And for four minutes, and it comes out perfect.

[50:36]You just cut the end off where it's attached.

[50:38]It just kind of comes out.

[50:40]You don't need to get them wet beforehand?

[50:42]You don't need to get them wet?

[50:43]It just works?

[50:44]It just works.

[50:45]And all the filth comes off and everything?

[50:47]That's when it dries off.

[50:48]One ear at a time.

[50:49]Jeez.

[50:50]I've got just...

[50:51]It's a game changer.

[50:52]Wow.

[50:52]I was going to blow your mind and tell you the perfect way to cook corn, I think, is

[50:56]to put it in cold water, get the water to boiling, and then right when it boils, you're

[51:01]done.

[51:01]That's the perfect amount to cook corn.

[51:03]But nobody's ever impressed when I show them that because nobody has ever said, God, there's

[51:07]got to be a better way to cook this corn.

[51:08]But now, you've blown my mind with this microwave.

[51:11]Wow.

[51:12]Yeah.

[51:13]Four minutes.

[51:14]If you got two, you put it in.

[51:15]Add two minutes for every additional ear you've got.

[51:18]So, if you've got two ears, cook it for six.

[51:21]The microwave comes right out.

[51:22]You're good.

[51:23]This is on the mat, Mount Rushmore of food tricks, right next to the eggs in the Tupperware.

[51:28]Oh, yeah.

[51:29]We had a guest at our house this morning that was whisking eggs in the morning, and I was

[51:34]embarrassed for them.

[51:36]You fucking idiot.

[51:38]Yes.

[51:39]And then they're like, next, I'm going to cut cherry tomatoes.

[51:43]And you're like, do you even listen to the show?

[51:45]Four years of cooking tips.

[51:49]And you've thrown them all over the place.

[51:51]This is the show I have playing on a loop on this laptop to get more downloads.

[51:54]You haven't been listening?

[51:55]Didn't I airdrop this to you every time you'd come into my apartment?

[51:59]You're not going to even boil those dandelion greens?

[52:02]What the hell?

[52:03]I was sitting there the other day, and I was playing video games.

[52:05]So, of course, I need to listen to a podcast at the same time because I need total stimulation

[52:09]to not think about my life.

[52:10]I have to.

[52:10]And I said to Alexa, please pick a random number between 1 and 205.

[52:15]And then whatever number it picked, that's the episode I listened to with the podcast.

[52:19]Fiona Apple, guess what?

[52:21]Absolute banger.

[52:21]I was laughing my ass off.

[52:23]Hey, it was your birthday this week.

[52:23]Happy birthday, Fiona Apple.

[52:24]She turned 47 this week.

[52:26]I listened to Fetch the Bolt Cutters today.

[52:28]It was great.

[52:28]Just listen to the first 10.

[52:29]We listened to Fetch the Bolt Cutters.

[52:30]Listen.

[52:31]Uh-oh.

[52:32]I just want to be inclusive.

[52:35]Listen to the first 10 minutes of that episode.

[52:37]You guys all try to do the intro.

[52:38]It's very, very good.

[52:39]I highly recommend it.

[52:40]Okay.

[52:40]Aaron claims his family like Rob claims his podcast.

[52:43]I listened to this album.

[52:44]My podcast.

[52:45]I know.

[52:46]I should.

[52:47]Yep.

[52:47]We were listening to Fiona Apple today.

[52:50]All right.

[52:50]Sorry to interrupt, man.

[52:51]No, that's it.

[52:53]We're going to try.

[52:53]That was my tips.

[52:54]That was my tips.

[52:55]That's what I had written down on my list.

[52:56]So Rob, rolling going.

[52:58]How's it going to you?

[52:58]Let me tell you what's going on here is that basically I am feeling a little bit older.

[53:05]Went to the doctor and they told me I got to start taking a baby aspirin every day.

[53:09]And it turns out, guess what?

[53:10]You know what's delicious?

[53:11]Baby aspirin.

[53:13]They taste awesome.

[53:14]I'm eating like two or three a day.

[53:17]It's great.

[53:18]And then...

[53:20]Last weekend, I was standing in the shower.

[53:23]And here's the deal.

[53:27]I think I was doing some extreme soaping or something.

[53:30]Because the next thing I knew, I fell out of the shower.

[53:32]I fell all the way to the ground.

[53:34]Wait.

[53:35]I grabbed my speaker.

[53:36]Because, of course, I have a podcast going because I can't think about my life at any time.

[53:39]I grab a speaker on the way down.

[53:42]It somehow did slow me enough.

[53:43]I landed on the ground.

[53:45]I fell out of the shower.

[53:47]Is this a tub or is this like a walking tub?

[53:49]It's a tub.

[53:50]Oh.

[53:51]It's a tub.

[53:52]That's bad.

[53:53]Are you okay?

[53:54]Are you bruised?

[53:54]I had a bruise on my elbow and I landed with my hand in a fist like I was in the fucking Avengers.

[53:59]It was actually pretty cool except it's a huge fat naked guy falling out of the shower.

[54:03]Did the curtain go down with you too or not?

[54:05]The curtain did not go down.

[54:07]The curtain stayed up.

[54:08]It was amazing.

[54:09]And then when I came out, I go, I just fell out of the shower.

[54:12]Like this is a whole other thing of my life that I didn't even know I had to be worried about.

[54:16]And now I am.

[54:17]Did you finish the shower or just get up and turn the shower off?

[54:20]No, I had to go back in and finish the shower.

[54:22]I had to.

[54:23]I was not.

[54:24]Are you much more careful now?

[54:26]Are you like tiptoeing around?

[54:27]It's all I think about now when I'm in the shower is that I'm not going to fall.

[54:31]It was absolutely terrifying.

[54:33]Number one, I blame my kid because does she have her own bathroom with the exact same shower head?

[54:38]The exact same shower?

[54:39]Yeah, she does.

[54:40]Does she only shower in our room, bathroom?

[54:43]Of course she does.

[54:44]And I don't know what shampoos she's using, but it's some sort of new scientific shit that's so slippery.

[54:50]It makes the whole tub so slippery that when I was doing my extreme soaping, I just tipped over.

[54:54]It wasn't your soap.

[54:56]It wasn't your soap.

[54:57]It was not my soap.

[54:58]Okay.

[54:59]I'm extreme soaping almost every time I'm in there.

[55:01]When I'm soaping, it's extreme soaping.

[55:03]All right.

[55:04]And I fell out.

[55:05]I just could not.

[55:06]You're at the age, Rob, where like a fall could be very serious.

[55:09]Yeah.

[55:10]Thank you for telling me that.

[55:11]And then guess what?

[55:12]The worst part would be.

[55:13]What's that?

[55:14]I'm wearing a sling.

[55:15]People are going to say, how'd you hurt yourself?

[55:17]I'm going to be like, I fell out of the shower.

[55:19]Rob.

[55:20]You'd have to just smile at them and kind of be like, ah, you know.

[55:24]We're going to have to get Rob one of those necklace things that has the little help by

[55:28]falling and they can't get up.

[55:29]Yeah.

[55:30]Little buttons.

[55:30]Help.

[55:31]I want somebody to talk to.

[55:32]Beep, beep, beep.

[55:33]Come get me.

[55:34]So then I went out and I said, Jenny, I just fell out of the shower.

[55:37]She goes, oh yeah, I heard a big crash.

[55:39]She didn't come in.

[55:42]At no point were you going to come see what the big crash was?

[55:45]What's going on?

[55:46]That didn't concern you at all?

[55:47]Rob, if you would have fallen and crushed your dog and you guys.

[55:50]Had to go out and buy a new litter of dogs.

[55:52]How much would it cost?

[55:53]A buck, a pug, a buck, a buck, a buck, a buck, a buck, a pug.

[55:59]Russell, this is a safe space.

[56:00]We can work.

[56:01]Listen, Russell, we can workshop our jokes here.

[56:03]This is great.

[56:04]We got time.

[56:04]I love it.

[56:05]Rob will edit it.

[56:06]Now.

[56:07]Well, no, I'm not going to edit that one.

[56:08]That was a great buck, a pug, a bug, a bug.

[56:12]Oh no, I'm not going to do it.

[56:13]I'm not going to try to step on Russell's dough.

[56:15]So yeah, that was my, that was my, that was my joyous weekend.

[56:20]Falling out of the shower.

[56:21]And then of course it might surprise you.

[56:22]Do you think I told everybody I know that that day I had fallen out of the shower?

[56:26]For sure.

[56:27]Of course I did.

[56:28]What do you think?

[56:29]You know, part of me though wonders.

[56:31]I was talking about this with someone.

[56:32]Cause you take baths and part of me thinks like getting in and out of a bath is a dangerous move.

[56:40]Like I feel like you're asking to fall because you're, you're putting wet hands on the side.

[56:44]You're getting up.

[56:45]You were just standing in the shower and went down, huh?

[56:48]I'll tell you.

[56:49]Here's the key.

[56:49]Now I am.

[56:50]Back on my bath before work shit.

[56:52]Okay.

[56:52]I am waking up at six.

[56:54]I am taking a bath from six to six, 10 every day.

[56:57]Russell, the key to a bath is you pre-wet the floor.

[57:00]That way when I lie down, I can slide around.

[57:03]Do I want my ears underwater?

[57:05]Do I want my feet underwater?

[57:06]I can slide back and forth going from mode A to mode B.

[57:09]What do you mean by pre-wet the floor?

[57:11]I sprayed the floor before I get on.

[57:13]Otherwise, when I lie down in the bath, my butt, well, I don't really want to say this.

[57:18]My body blocks the water from getting.

[57:20]To the back half of the bathtub, like it's the Hoover Dam.

[57:22]So you don't fill up the tub and then get in it.

[57:25]You sit down in the tub and turn the water.

[57:27]Yeah, of course.

[57:27]That makes the bath longer.

[57:28]And then what I do is that it fills up and then I drain out all the water.

[57:31]And then I fill it up again and I drain out all the water.

[57:34]And I fill it up and I drain out.

[57:35]I probably go through four iterations of a bath, every bath.

[57:38]Wow.

[57:38]Yeah.

[57:39]I live in an apartment building.

[57:40]Fuck those guys.

[57:41]Okay.

[57:42]I can use as much hot water as I want.

[57:44]Anyway, I'm on my bath shit.

[57:47]I rarely take baths, but I've never.

[57:50]I fill the tub with the level I want to be and then gotten in.

[57:54]What if the water is the wrong temperature?

[57:56]Then you turn it on a little hotter.

[57:59]Yeah.

[57:59]But you can't have scalding hot water pouring on you while you're sitting in the bathroom.

[58:04]I'm in the tub.

[58:05]Oh, sometimes that feels good.

[58:06]If you angle it just right.

[58:07]Okay.

[58:09]I'll tell you what, though.

[58:10]When my wife comes in and both feet are up next to the faucet and it's just hit my taint

[58:14]with so hot water, that's an embarrassing place to be.

[58:17]And I have to tell her I fell.

[58:18]I fell in the shower.

[58:20]Anyway, do you think Aaron's got his headphones on?

[58:24]You think he's here?

[58:24]I bet he's hearing this.

[58:25]He's probably, you know what he's doing right now?

[58:26]He's taking a shower.

[58:28]I swear if Aaron's trying to be like Russell.

[58:31]Oh, I got sick during the podcast.

[58:33]I have to go throw up.

[58:34]Guess what, Aaron?

[58:35]You're not off the hook.

[58:35]You have to stay the whole time.

[58:36]Okay.

[58:37]We let Russell go early.

[58:38]Don't try to copy that.

[58:40]We'd never copy jokes on the show.

[58:41]Listen, we are talking about low by David Bowie.

[58:45]Chronologically, we last left Bowie making station to station in L.A.

[58:50]And if we remember station to station that had fame on it,

[58:53]Bowie was his character, the thin white Duke,

[58:58]which was very fitting because he got very thin

[59:01]because he was doing a shitload of cocaine.

[59:03]It was his favorite thing to do.

[59:04]He does not remember making that album.

[59:06]If you remember, he was living just on milk and peppers

[59:09]and weighed 90 pounds.

[59:11]So at this point, he's also going to be in a movie

[59:14]called The Man Who Fell to Earth.

[59:15]We talked about that last time.

[59:17]He's going to do the soundtrack,

[59:18]but he is so fucking fat.

[59:20]He's so fucking blasted that at some point,

[59:22]the director says to him,

[59:22]hey, send us some music for the soundtrack.

[59:24]Now, imagine saying this to David Bowie.

[59:25]Send us some music for the soundtrack,

[59:27]and we're going to use that

[59:28]and some music from some other artists.

[59:30]And so David Bowie said,

[59:32]oh, you're going to use other people's music too?

[59:34]Well, go fuck yourself.

[59:35]I'm not going to give you any music for this movie

[59:38]that I'm starring in.

[59:39]Absolutely not.

[59:39]And eventually, he sent the director of that movie

[59:43]this album with a note that said,

[59:45]this is what I wanted the soundtrack to be,

[59:47]and it would have been marvelous.

[59:48]So that already is kind of,

[59:50]kind of setting the tone for this album.

[59:51]He is not only,

[59:53]he takes him,

[59:54]he goes to Berlin.

[59:56]He is trying to get off drugs.

[59:59]That's why this album is named Low,

[60:01]instead of,

[60:02]because it's the absolute opposite of High.

[60:04]Also on the cover, he's Profile,

[60:06]so it's kind of low profile,

[60:07]because he's not,

[60:08]he's trying to get away from that life.

[60:09]He's trying to reset.

[60:10]And he goes and he meets Brian Eno

[60:13]when he's on tour as the Thin White Duke.

[60:15]He goes and he pairs up with Iggy Pop,

[60:18]who he knew from the Stooges,

[60:20]from the Stooges,

[60:20]and he's working on Iggy Pop's first album,

[60:22]The Idiot,

[60:23]where basically he is now,

[60:25]has a whole new method of making music

[60:27]where he's doing the backing track first,

[60:29]and then he's doing the lyrics

[60:30]and the melody last.

[60:31]So he's totally rethinking

[60:32]how he makes music.

[60:33]And basically,

[60:35]The Idiot with Iggy Pop

[60:37]is kind of thought to be the start

[60:39]of what's called the Berlin Trilogy.

[60:40]Now, when you go on,

[60:41]let's say you're desperate

[60:42]to talk about this album,

[60:44]and you go on the David Bowie Reddit,

[60:46]and you ask them,

[60:47]why does anybody like the album below?

[60:50]I cannot get into it.

[60:51]I don't understand it.

[60:52]Well, David Bowie Reddit loves low.

[60:55]They think it's like the highlight

[60:57]of his entire career.

[60:58]Both sides, the whole thing?

[60:59]Yes.

[61:00]One inside, two?

[61:01]And the reason is,

[61:02]is that now he is working

[61:04]with this Brian Eno,

[61:04]who became famous

[61:06]for doing soundscapes

[61:07]and synthesizers,

[61:08]and it's his whole,

[61:09]I know, I'm just telling you,

[61:11]and it's his whole reimagining

[61:12]of the music.

[61:14]This Brian Eno, of course,

[61:15]made ambient music,

[61:15]worked with U2,

[61:17]Talking Heads, Coldplay,

[61:18]and get this,

[61:20]you know what,

[61:20]probably Brian Eno,

[61:21]what I know him best for inventing?

[61:22]This sound right here.

[61:24]Tell me what this is.

[61:25]Is it the THX sound?

[61:29]It's very close to the THX sound.

[61:34]It is the Microsoft 95 opening sound.

[61:36]That was invented by Brian Eno.

[61:39]So just kind of give you an idea

[61:40]of what his vibe was overall.

[61:42]And so pretty much,

[61:45]low now is this album

[61:47]of these totally different David Bowies,

[61:50]songs.

[61:50]The first half is like real,

[61:51]kind of more pop music.

[61:52]The second half is Brian Eno

[61:54]taking over synthesizer-inspired soundscapes.

[61:58]Don't turn off the episode.

[61:59]Don't turn off the episode

[62:00]when I say that, okay?

[62:01]Please, don't do it.

[62:02]All right?

[62:03]So it's a totally different album.

[62:04]I got to admit,

[62:05]when I looked at this album,

[62:06]I was like,

[62:06]I don't recognize any of these songs.

[62:08]And then when I played it,

[62:09]I was like,

[62:09]I don't get what any of these songs are doing.

[62:11]But what I read was

[62:13]it influenced a lot of post-punk things

[62:15]like Joy Division,

[62:16]Nine Inch Nails,

[62:17]Arcade Fire,

[62:18]especially the,

[62:20]this is one of the most famous

[62:21]drum sounds of all time.

[62:23]Apparently,

[62:23]you put a harmonizer on the snare

[62:25]so Brian Eno could change the pitch.

[62:27]And apparently,

[62:28]now that's what every band does.

[62:29]So when you listen to these snare drums

[62:31]on this album,

[62:31]understand that's like

[62:33]a revolutionary sound.

[62:34]This is all the way through

[62:35]or just the second half?

[62:36]I think,

[62:37]actually,

[62:38]on the first.

[62:38]I have a song where I'm going

[62:39]to point it out.

[62:40]Because I do enjoy

[62:40]the first half of the album,

[62:41]actually.

[62:42]Well,

[62:42]let's get right into it.

[62:43]Matt.

[62:44]I was just going to say,

[62:45]you get started.

[62:46]I'm going to give away my rolling

[62:47]going partially right now.

[62:48]I think the reason

[62:50]this is on the list

[62:51]right here

[62:51]is because of the Wikipedia.

[62:53]Because of everything

[62:54]you just said.

[62:54]You know,

[62:55]people are just like,

[62:56]oh,

[62:56]this has to be a top album.

[62:58]You know,

[62:59]given this

[62:59]and who it influenced

[63:00]and what happened

[63:01]with kind of the

[63:02]talking head movement

[63:04]in the early 80s and stuff.

[63:05]This came out in 77,

[63:06]right?

[63:07]Yes,

[63:08]77.

[63:08]Yeah,

[63:09]you know,

[63:10]so it did,

[63:11]it was,

[63:11]you know,

[63:12]kind of leading the way

[63:13]of all this stuff.

[63:14]I just,

[63:14]I don't think

[63:15]it's a great album,

[63:16]personally,

[63:17]but everything,

[63:18]everything behind it,

[63:20]the Wikipedia behind it,

[63:21]that's why it's up here

[63:23]at 205.

[63:23]First half,

[63:24]I thought talking heads

[63:25]too bad.

[63:25]I thought it's just,

[63:27]it's a,

[63:27]it's a poor version

[63:29]of a less exciting version

[63:30]of talking heads

[63:31]on the first half.

[63:31]Less exciting

[63:32]is probably the better.

[63:33]Yeah.

[63:33]I haven't thought about it

[63:34]that way,

[63:35]but that's a good reason.

[63:35]I have to give credit

[63:36]to somebody who replied

[63:38]to my Reddit post

[63:38]and they said,

[63:39]I've learned to distinguish

[63:41]albums that are important

[63:42]and albums that are good.

[63:43]And this one is the former.

[63:45]And I was like,

[63:46]yeah.

[63:46]That's a good way to say it.

[63:48]I'll tell you,

[63:49]David Bowie fans,

[63:50]love this album.

[63:51]So listen to the drums here.

[63:52]Kind of hear that.

[63:56]Yeah.

[63:57]Sounds like Rolling Stones.

[63:59]But it also sounds like

[64:04]Saved by the Bell.

[64:04]I don't know.

[64:05]I mean,

[64:05]it's hard to tell.

[64:07]You're like,

[64:07]yes,

[64:08]I'm sure this album

[64:09]spawned a lot of important stuff

[64:11]in a way.

[64:11]I just,

[64:12]yeah,

[64:12]keep playing.

[64:13]It feels a little like,

[64:14]I don't know enough

[64:15]about where Bowie lived,

[64:16]but I bet he was

[64:17]like a New York guy.

[64:18]This feels like

[64:18]a New York Rolling Stones

[64:20]type.

[64:20]We've got our New York artist

[64:22]that he's friends with

[64:23]kind of the counterculture.

[64:25]And so we got to like this,

[64:27]right?

[64:27]Now I will say this.

[64:29]I know for a fact

[64:29]David Bowie lived in New York

[64:30]because a school I taught at,

[64:32]his kids went there.

[64:33]Because Rob had seen him

[64:35]in New York.

[64:35]No.

[64:36]He passed away

[64:37]before I got there,

[64:38]but I worked with people

[64:39]who had him and Amon

[64:40]come in for parent-teacher

[64:41]conferences.

[64:42]Awesome.

[64:42]Whoa.

[64:42]And I was like,

[64:43]that would blow my fucking mind.

[64:45]And I said,

[64:45]what was it like?

[64:46]And she said,

[64:46]they were wearing

[64:48]so much perfume.

[64:49]It just,

[64:50]smelled like flowers in there.

[64:51]And there's these

[64:52]two gorgeous people.

[64:53]And actually,

[64:54]if you look up David Bowie

[64:55]in like the 90s,

[64:57]2000s,

[64:57]he was going like

[64:58]super normcore,

[64:59]kind of wearing like

[65:00]just normal clothes

[65:01]around New York City.

[65:02]It's great to see him

[65:03]in like dad shoes,

[65:04]like the shoes you'd wear

[65:05]to move a lot.

[65:06]It's great.

[65:06]This is Breaking Glass.

[65:08]Looking back at his drug era.

[65:10]But all it makes me think of,

[65:11]is there anything worse

[65:12]than when you break

[65:13]glass in your kitchen?

[65:15]It just ruins your whole

[65:17]morning, right?

[65:17]It's terrifying, right?

[65:18]Is there glass in everything?

[65:19]Right.

[65:20]I just knocked down

[65:21]a globe over a sink.

[65:23]I was trying to clean

[65:25]some blinds.

[65:27]So I pulled,

[65:27]knocked the globe,

[65:29]fell into the sink

[65:30]and shattered and scared

[65:31]and made bejesus out of me.

[65:33]Oh, terrifying.

[65:34]I dropped a four,

[65:35]I had a four cup

[65:37]measuring cup,

[65:38]Pyrex.

[65:38]But you know what?

[65:39]It was little P Pyrex.

[65:40]So you know,

[65:41]it's the shitty stuff.

[65:42]You got to look at

[65:43]the capital P Pyrex.

[65:44]That's the real stuff.

[65:45]And it shattered

[65:46]and it went all over.

[65:47]And I just get so mad.

[65:48]Oh, I get so mad.

[65:50]I get so mad when I do it.

[65:50]And Jenny's like,

[65:51]why are you so mad?

[65:52]And I was like,

[65:52]I don't know.

[65:52]It just makes me mad

[65:53]when I break glass

[65:54]and now I got to do

[65:55]all this shit.

[65:55]And I know somebody's

[65:56]still going to step in it.

[65:57]Nobody ever does,

[65:58]but still.

[65:58]You know,

[65:59]the upstairs roommate

[66:00]had this really nice snow globe

[66:02]that her grandma gave her

[66:03]and I actually shattered

[66:04]that a while back too.

[66:05]It was really bad.

[66:05]Oh boy.

[66:07]Actually guys,

[66:07]that didn't happen.

[66:08]Guys, that didn't happen.

[66:10]Actually, that didn't happen.

[66:11]See, throwing away some clothes

[66:13]doesn't seem like that

[66:13]big of a deal,

[66:14]does it?

[66:15]It's not like it was

[66:15]some memento.

[66:18]Who would do something?

[66:19]Russell, I'm going to clip that.

[66:21]That's going to be our trailer

[66:22]for the episode.

[66:22]I'm going to release that

[66:23]as its own episode.

[66:24]Just you saying that.

[66:25]What's the big deal?

[66:26]Can you add a relax?

[66:28]What's the deal with that?

[66:28]Russell, can you add a relax

[66:30]so I can edit that

[66:30]onto the end too?

[66:31]Relax.

[66:32]There you go.

[66:33]I love it.

[66:33]What in the world?

[66:35]You can hear the synths

[66:38]here from Brian Eno.

[66:38]Here's where, man,

[66:40]I was with you on the

[66:41]some type of talking heads

[66:43]or some of those bands

[66:44]we've listened to.

[66:45]100%.

[66:45]But if they're coming in

[66:48]way too soon,

[66:48]like 70 years before that.

[66:50]Yeah, when is the talking heads?

[66:52]They're about three or four.

[66:53]They're about three or four years.

[66:54]Talking heads are like

[66:55]78, 79.

[66:56]Well, they did Fear of Music

[66:58]in 79,

[66:59]but like Remain in the Light,

[67:00]which we've covered,

[67:01]is 1980.

[67:02]But they're definitely

[67:03]jamming on this record.

[67:04]You know that.

[67:05]Correct.

[67:05]And they work with

[67:07]Brian Eno, of course.

[67:08]Sound and Vision.

[67:10]This was my favorite song

[67:12]on the album.

[67:12]Yeah, this is the best.

[67:13]Yeah, to me,

[67:14]it's the best track

[67:15]on the album.

[67:15]You guys,

[67:16]there were some texts

[67:17]about kind of

[67:18]taking shots in this

[67:19]a little bit

[67:20]when we were texting back

[67:22]before the last few weeks.

[67:23]And at this point

[67:24]on the album,

[67:24]I'm like,

[67:25]what are we talking about?

[67:26]This is good.

[67:27]This is fun.

[67:28]Yeah, right?

[67:29]Yes.

[67:29]Yes.

[67:30]I mean,

[67:30]I think the first half

[67:31]of the album,

[67:32]and then once you hit this,

[67:33]you're like,

[67:33]we're in the groove.

[67:34]This is Bowie.

[67:36]It's danceable.

[67:37]It's rock.

[67:38]It works.

[67:39]Agreed.

[67:40]But this doesn't

[67:42]pass the Russells.

[67:42]There's no

[67:44]commercial hits on it.

[67:45]So this does not

[67:46]pass the Russells.

[67:47]But these songs

[67:48]all feel similar

[67:49]to the songs

[67:50]we've liked of his before.

[67:51]Some of them, right?

[67:52]Listen to the drums here.

[67:54]Yeah, I think so.

[67:58]For sure.

[67:59]This reminded me

[68:00]of kind of vintage Bowie.

[68:01]The next song

[68:03]is an autobiographical story.

[68:06]Always crashing

[68:08]in the same car.

[68:09]It's when a Coke dealer

[68:10]ripped him off

[68:11]and he drove around

[68:13]a parking garage

[68:13]smashing into things.

[68:14]That sounds fun.

[68:17]Have you guys

[68:18]had those moments

[68:18]in your car

[68:19]where you're like,

[68:19]I kind of wish

[68:20]I could just crash

[68:20]into stuff right now?

[68:21]That happened to me today.

[68:22]I was like,

[68:22]God, I just wish

[68:23]I could drive over

[68:23]this curb

[68:24]and like smash some stuff,

[68:26]you know?

[68:26]That doesn't happen

[68:27]to you guys?

[68:28]Okay, cool.

[68:28]No, the family's

[68:29]all in the car

[68:30]and you're sad.

[68:30]No, I was by myself.

[68:32]Oh, okay.

[68:32]This is real.

[68:34]Driving home

[68:35]from the farmer's market

[68:35]trying to, you know.

[68:37]Yeah.

[68:37]You got two hands

[68:40]full of stone fruit.

[68:40]Right?

[68:41]God take the,

[68:42]Jesus take the wheel.

[68:43]Last week of stone fruit.

[68:44]What did we get

[68:46]at the farmer's market?

[68:47]We used to have

[68:48]food thing every week.

[68:49]How do we not know

[68:50]what you got

[68:50]at the farmer's market?

[68:51]Yeah, what did you get

[68:51]at the farmer's market

[68:52]Aaron that made you

[68:52]want to crash your car?

[68:52]Yeah, it's probably

[68:54]the last week of stone fruit.

[68:55]So I went and got

[68:56]some nectarines

[68:57]and then I got

[68:58]two varieties.

[68:58]There's only two varieties

[68:59]of peaches left

[69:00]at the Double Wild Farm.

[69:01]So there's the O'Henry's

[69:02]which are like a classic

[69:04]like yellow peach

[69:05]and then there's the Cahuillas

[69:07]which are like a little

[69:07]more tart I feel.

[69:08]Are these cling fruit?

[69:10]No, they're all freestone.

[69:11]Yeah, they're freestone.

[69:12]And then they got,

[69:13]dude, they got

[69:14]Warren pears right now.

[69:15]These Warren pears

[69:16]are super fucking good.

[69:17]So I got some Warren pears

[69:19]and then I didn't get

[69:20]a lot at the farmer's market

[69:21]because I was trying

[69:21]to be quick.

[69:22]And then so then I got

[69:23]some strawberries

[69:24]from Lucero Farms.

[69:26]I got these like

[69:26]very little strawberries.

[69:27]I like those.

[69:28]And then I got

[69:30]a whole chicken

[69:31]and some beef.

[69:32]No, I got some meat as well.

[69:34]Can I ask you something, Aaron?

[69:35]Yeah, I'm here for it.

[69:37]Do you ever think

[69:38]the farmer's market

[69:39]is scamming you?

[69:40]Because I'm convinced

[69:41]we have a farmer's market

[69:42]here in Roosevelt Island

[69:43]and we'll go

[69:44]and they'll have like apples.

[69:46]They'll say, you know,

[69:47]new batch from the farm.

[69:48]They'll have like

[69:49]homemade yogurt, sausage,

[69:51]stuff like that, right?

[69:52]Sure.

[69:52]And then they'll have bananas.

[69:54]And I'm like,

[69:55]motherfuckers,

[69:56]I know you fuckers

[69:58]aren't growing bananas.

[69:59]You know what I mean?

[70:00]Like, I know

[70:01]they're just buying shit

[70:02]from a grocery store

[70:03]outside of New York City

[70:04]and hauling it in.

[70:05]Yeah, there's no bananas

[70:07]at the farmer's market.

[70:07]But I go, I mean,

[70:09]I've been going

[70:09]to the farmer's market

[70:10]for almost 15 years now.

[70:11]And I go to the same,

[70:13]I go to the same stands

[70:14]year after year

[70:15]after year.

[70:16]So I know, like,

[70:17]if they tell me

[70:18]this is a Charlin Melon,

[70:19]it's a Charlin Melon.

[70:19]If it's a Charente,

[70:20]I know it's a Charente.

[70:21]Like, if the kid tells me

[70:22]the Yellow Canary

[70:23]is his favorite this week,

[70:24]it's the Yellow Canary.

[70:25]I know it.

[70:25]I don't trust it

[70:26]because I think

[70:26]these are a bunch of Amish guys

[70:28]that all look like

[70:28]they're in the movie Deliverance.

[70:29]You know what I mean?

[70:31]Like, you can tell

[70:31]who the workers are

[70:32]because they all look

[70:33]exactly the same.

[70:33]They have like a square head.

[70:34]They look like Roblox guys

[70:36]running around.

[70:36]It's crazy.

[70:37]Well, we have this,

[70:38]I mean, we have this conversation

[70:38]at my house

[70:39]because I'm like,

[70:39]I will only get peaches

[70:40]from what used to be known

[70:42]as the Peach Jamboree

[70:43]and is now known

[70:43]as Double Wild.

[70:44]And Anna's like,

[70:44]I think Blossom Bluff

[70:45]is just as good.

[70:46]I'm like, no,

[70:46]Blossom Bluff is suspect.

[70:47]Oh, why would you say

[70:49]that to you?

[70:50]Why would you say

[70:51]that to Aaron?

[70:51]Just talking to you

[70:52]like you don't know

[70:53]which is better?

[70:53]These all sound like

[70:55]strip clubs to me.

[70:57]All these peach jobs.

[70:57]All these peach jobs.

[71:01]Also, I was going to ask you,

[71:03]Aaron, about pears.

[71:04]Hey, if I pay you 20 bucks,

[71:06]will you freestone me

[71:07]in the back room?

[71:08]I want to talk about pears.

[71:11]I'm a clinger.

[71:12]I'm pretty new to pears,

[71:13]but I want to talk to you

[71:15]about pears.

[71:15]Easy up the pits, please.

[71:17]Hey, can I hold these pears?

[71:18]I was going to ask you

[71:20]about pears.

[71:20]Aaron, when you eat a pear,

[71:21]do you eat it like in your hand

[71:23]like an apple

[71:24]or do you slice it up?

[71:25]And if you do eat it

[71:27]in your hand,

[71:27]do you eat it like

[71:28]all the way down

[71:29]to the point where it like

[71:30]breaks in two

[71:31]or what's your pear eating style?

[71:33]That's a great question.

[71:33]I've never,

[71:34]I don't think I've ever

[71:35]eaten a pear in hand.

[71:36]I'm always a slice the pear

[71:38]because,

[71:38]because I love it

[71:39]and I like it with yogurt

[71:40]and granola.

[71:41]So I'm always like

[71:41]a slice the pear guy

[71:43]or like maybe a couple

[71:44]of slices on there.

[71:45]I've never eaten one.

[71:46]Have you eaten one

[71:47]just as an apple, Russell?

[71:48]I don't think I've ever

[71:49]eaten them sliced.

[71:50]I don't really get them

[71:51]to eat them very often,

[71:52]but I eat it like an apple

[71:53]to the point where

[71:54]like as nothing left

[71:55]and it like breaks in two.

[71:57]I like that.

[71:57]I'm going to try that.

[71:58]I love that.

[71:58]And to think that you guys

[72:00]were roommates at one point.

[72:01]Okay.

[72:01]And it truly was like

[72:02]the odd couple

[72:03]except boring as shit.

[72:04]You guys know anybody,

[72:06]you guys know anybody

[72:07]that eats an apple

[72:08]like whole?

[72:08]Eats the whole thing.

[72:09]Leaves nothing.

[72:10]The core and everything?

[72:11]Yeah.

[72:11]No.

[72:12]No chance.

[72:13]Oh, I had a kid do that

[72:14]at school once.

[72:15]Yeah, that's crazy.

[72:15]Yeah, that was a kid that ate.

[72:17]Wait, do you know somebody, man?

[72:17]Yeah, a neighbor across the street

[72:20]when I was growing up.

[72:21]Like, this is fucking nuts.

[72:23]Occasionally,

[72:24]I'll take down

[72:25]like a whole peanut shell.

[72:26]Like if you're at the game

[72:27]and you get...

[72:28]Oh, sure, you can try it.

[72:29]Yeah, right?

[72:29]Jesus Christ.

[72:30]I have a buddy who does that

[72:31]and then I try it

[72:32]and it's not for me.

[72:33]Honey, why are you yelling

[72:34]so loud when you're shitting?

[72:38]The thing about eating an apple

[72:41]all the way through

[72:41]is that normally

[72:42]the middle part

[72:43]would be like the best part, right?

[72:44]Like if you're thinking

[72:45]about like candy,

[72:46]the middle part

[72:47]is always the best part.

[72:48]Like that's my fruit

[72:48]is candy, right?

[72:49]How many licks does it take

[72:52]to get to the middle of the...

[72:53]What's that song?

[72:54]Little Kim licks.

[72:56]How many licks?

[72:57]And that's Cisco too, isn't it?

[73:00]Yeah.

[73:00]Wow.

[73:00]Remember, his hair was gray

[73:02]because he thought he was Moses

[73:04]bringing down the tablets

[73:05]because he thought

[73:05]the song was that good.

[73:06]Little Kim, how many licks

[73:07]or whatever.

[73:08]Yeah, let's hear it.

[73:09]I mean, what else

[73:10]are we going to ever talk

[73:11]about this song?

[73:12]What do you like?

[73:12]Oh, I think it's called

[73:13]What Do You Like?

[73:14]I know somebody

[73:15]who had Little Kim in

[73:16]for one of her first

[73:17]plastic surgeries.

[73:18]She was helping her out

[73:19]when she was getting

[73:20]one of her first plastic surgeries.

[73:21]So I always thought

[73:21]that was nice.

[73:22]Oh, no, it is called

[73:23]How Many Licks?

[73:23]Oh, this song is...

[73:26]How is this album

[73:27]not on the list?

[73:28]This was a way

[73:30]to have a classic.

[73:30]Wait, is Cisco

[73:35]not in the video?

[73:36]He's got to be in the video, right?

[73:38]Guys, I got to...

[73:39]I'll be right back.

[73:40]Oh, he really is

[73:44]coming back.

[73:44]He's going to leave us

[73:45]watching.

[73:46]Isn't his daughter

[73:49]in the back of the room

[73:50]at the farmer's market?

[73:50]Yeah, he's in his

[73:52]daughter's room.

[73:53]I'm pretty sure

[73:54]she's asleep.

[73:55]We're going

[73:56]hotel room style.

[73:57]Oh, God.

[73:58]This is an amazing video.

[74:02]Hot as hell.

[74:03]It's a pretty good video.

[74:04]Ah, Little Kim is hot.

[74:05]Oh, crazy.

[74:08]And she is

[74:08]one where if you look

[74:09]at Little Kim now...

[74:10]Okay, we got to turn this off.

[74:13]We're not going to watch

[74:13]anything else.

[74:14]If you look at Little Kim now,

[74:15]she has done that

[74:17]cool plastic surgery thing

[74:18]where you're like,

[74:19]just one more

[74:19]is not going to hurt.

[74:20]One more can't possibly hurt.

[74:22]And it turns out

[74:23]it really does.

[74:23]So that's a fun way

[74:24]for Rob to end

[74:25]this fun story.

[74:26]What's the next song?

[74:28]Imagine coming in, though.

[74:29]I guess it would be depressing.

[74:30]Like, if you were married

[74:31]to me...

[74:32]We've reached the point, Matt.

[74:33]If you were married,

[74:34]stop it.

[74:34]Don't say that.

[74:35]This is not the Rubicon.

[74:36]Okay?

[74:36]Rob, we're doing

[74:37]two episodes.

[74:38]This time where I start...

[74:39]This time where I start talking

[74:40]is not the Rubicon of the show

[74:42]like you think it is.

[74:42]If you were married to me, though,

[74:45]and you heard a giant crash

[74:46]in the bathroom,

[74:47]it probably is like

[74:48]when we think a guy is dead

[74:49]in Vegas where you're like,

[74:50]well, I'm not going in there.

[74:51]Because that's going

[74:52]to ruin my day.

[74:53]Because you can imagine...

[74:54]What am I going to do?

[74:55]...moving my body.

[74:56]Like, just having to move my body.

[74:57]Well, I don't want to find

[74:58]the paramedics, you know,

[74:59]with him passed out

[75:00]out of the shower

[75:01]with a shampoo bottle

[75:01]up his ass or whatever.

[75:02]What are you going to do?

[75:04]You're just going to

[75:05]drag me around?

[75:05]Yeah, right.

[75:07]Be my wife.

[75:08]This is about

[75:09]his failing marriage.

[75:10]Mine's right now

[75:14]is at like a D-minus,

[75:15]so I'm actually...

[75:15]This is like an 11 song album.

[75:17]We're at six

[75:17]and we're going strong here.

[75:19]I love it.

[75:20]Yeah, it's true.

[75:21]No, I know.

[75:22]We're getting close

[75:23]to maybe a stretch.

[75:25]Once and finally,

[75:27]you'd be like,

[75:28]I'm having fun.

[75:29]I'm liking this album.

[75:30]Probably why the Diehards play.

[75:33]I think it's like

[75:35]the Pearl Jam songs.

[75:36]I know some

[75:37]deep cuts

[75:38]that I just love

[75:39]and just obscure stuff.

[75:40]They probably love this

[75:41]because nobody else,

[75:42]they're not commercial hits.

[75:43]I'm telling you,

[75:44]well, guess what

[75:45]the true David Bowie fans like.

[75:46]If you're a hardcore

[75:47]on the Reddit,

[75:48]because these people

[75:49]answer my question

[75:50]in 15 minutes.

[75:51]I got like 30 replies.

[75:52]They love

[75:54]the back half of this album,

[75:55]which is all instrumentals.

[75:57]Oh, this is,

[75:57]this feels like

[75:58]we're saying

[75:59]we like stuff

[76:00]because we're too,

[76:01]we're too cool

[76:02]for everything else.

[76:03]We're too cool

[76:04]for normal stuff.

[76:04]It's like if you're

[76:04]an Outkast fan

[76:05]and you say you love,

[76:06]I don't know,

[76:07]I don't know,

[76:07]Andre's flute music.

[76:08]There's a love below.

[76:09]Oh, the flute music.

[76:10]Oh, God.

[76:11]He is playing,

[76:12]he's playing live

[76:13]like in November

[76:14]at the Fox Theater

[76:15]in Atlanta.

[76:16]He's playing

[76:16]the flute music.

[76:17]I don't know.

[76:18]The videos I've seen

[76:19]of him doing this live

[76:20]are not great.

[76:20]Right.

[76:21]Oh, yeah.

[76:22]I'll say it again

[76:23]to that flute music.

[76:24]My wife and I

[76:25]made love to it.

[76:26]Excellent.

[76:27]Perfect.

[76:27]Wait, you did?

[76:28]Wait, have you said that already?

[76:29]And then

[76:30]we fell asleep

[76:32]with the album on

[76:32]and the last song

[76:33]is so loud

[76:34]on that album.

[76:35]It gets super loud

[76:36]that we were both

[76:36]awoken

[76:37]from our slumber.

[76:37]It was terrible.

[76:39]That's funny.

[76:40]The flute music

[76:42]wakes you up,

[76:42]but your alarm

[76:43]doesn't wake you up.

[76:44]Yeah.

[76:44]Okay.

[76:45]So let's address this.

[76:47]For everyone who's wondering

[76:48]why our episodes

[76:49]are coming out late

[76:50]over the next few weeks,

[76:51]it's because

[76:52]we had a plan last night

[76:54]to record

[76:55]at midnight.

[76:56]And a lot of people

[76:57]have had a lot of stuff

[76:58]going on.

[76:58]They made a lot of,

[76:59]made time to be ready

[77:01]for midnight.

[77:01]Shuffling left,

[77:03]shuffling right,

[77:03]So the plan is

[77:04]we're recording at 12.

[77:05]I was in a baseball game.

[77:07]We're recording

[77:07]at midnight central

[77:08]1 a.m. Rob's time.

[77:10]Correct?

[77:10]No problem.

[77:11]Now listen.

[77:12]Rob said,

[77:13]don't rush.

[77:14]It's the weekend.

[77:15]Don't rush.

[77:15]I got nothing going on.

[77:17]Let us give us

[77:19]our perspective

[77:20]and then you can

[77:20]tell the quotes.

[77:21]So we get on

[77:23]and Matt and I

[77:23]are texting.

[77:24]I think Aaron's

[77:24]about to get on.

[77:25]And so we text

[77:26]and we say,

[77:27]I'm just sitting

[77:28]in the waiting room.

[77:28]I'm sitting

[77:28]in the Zoom waiting room.

[77:29]It's probably 12,

[77:30]12.05, 12.10.

[77:32]Aaron jumps on.

[77:33]Aaron's in the

[77:34]Zoom waiting room.

[77:35]So we give it a while.

[77:36]We figure Rob

[77:37]is falling asleep

[77:38]at this point,

[77:39]which is understandable.

[77:40]It's 1.15 is his time.

[77:42]And so Matt throws out,

[77:43]hey,

[77:44]if it hits 12.15,

[77:46]we're out, right?

[77:47]I confirm

[77:49]it's 12.15.

[77:51]We immediately all bail.

[77:53]There's no,

[77:54]like if Rob would have

[77:55]came on at 12.17

[77:56]and said,

[77:56]are we good to go?

[77:57]It would not have happened.

[77:59]Rob,

[78:00]stick up for yourself here.

[78:02]It's 10 o'clock.

[78:04]I say,

[78:06]listen,

[78:06]I tell,

[78:07]I tell Jenny,

[78:07]I'm going to sleep,

[78:08]but I'm recording.

[78:09]It's so late tonight.

[78:09]I'm recording.

[78:10]I'm not going to tell you when.

[78:11]She has been taking caffeine all day

[78:15]because she had a four-hour workout.

[78:16]Now,

[78:17]why did she have a four-hour workout?

[78:18]Part of it?

[78:18]What were we doing on Friday

[78:20]when we were going to record?

[78:20]She was trying to pick you up

[78:21]off the bathroom floor.

[78:22]Yeah,

[78:23]that's probably part of it.

[78:24]The other part of it is,

[78:24]of course,

[78:25]and this is a,

[78:26]this is a thing,

[78:26]Russell,

[78:26]that I think you should do.

[78:27]Actually,

[78:27]I think this is pretty cool

[78:28]is that because we were both

[78:30]going for Team USA

[78:31]to South Africa,

[78:32]we had a photo shoot done

[78:34]of us lifting weights

[78:35]at the gym

[78:36]in our Team USA singlets.

[78:37]Awesome.

[78:38]We are going to need

[78:39]to see these photos.

[78:39]Which is awesome

[78:40]until you realize

[78:41]you were doing this in public

[78:42]in a gym

[78:43]where nobody really knows you.

[78:44]So you just have a photographer

[78:45]taking pictures of you

[78:47]in a Team USA singlet

[78:48]with your wife,

[78:50]including pictures

[78:50]where you are kissing

[78:51]on a bench press,

[78:52]picking her up on your back,

[78:53]stuff like that.

[78:54]yeah,

[78:55]oh yeah.

[78:55]That's going up,

[78:56]that's going up in the photo wall.

[78:57]Oh,

[78:58]a hundred percent.

[78:58]That's the next towel.

[78:59]Oh,

[79:00]here's one where my dick

[79:02]comes out my leg.

[79:04]Okay.

[79:04]Anyway,

[79:05]just modeling like that

[79:08]made me,

[79:08]oh,

[79:08]and then a famous

[79:10]fitness model

[79:11]came into the gym after.

[79:13]Like this attract,

[79:15]very,

[79:15]like instantly when you saw her,

[79:16]you're like,

[79:16]oh,

[79:16]this is a famous.

[79:17]Trish Stratus

[79:18]from WWE fame.

[79:19]Attitude era.

[79:22]Trish Stratus.

[79:23]It was actually China

[79:24]and she was wearing a singlet

[79:25]and you'll never guess

[79:26]where there was a big bulge.

[79:28]Okay.

[79:29]There's another,

[79:30]just one more.

[79:31]Now.

[79:32]Be okay.

[79:32]Now.

[79:33]Nope.

[79:34]There was just that one.

[79:35]Trust me.

[79:35]I saw it.

[79:35]A lot of it.

[79:36]Early internet stuff for me.

[79:37]Naked China.

[79:38]Just naked people.

[79:40]I'm not even attracted to.

[79:41]I was like,

[79:42]I think internet's so great.

[79:43]I can do whatever I want.

[79:44]I think I purchased

[79:47]the China playboy

[79:48]from an airport.

[79:49]Didn't steal it.

[79:53]He didn't steal it.

[79:53]Did you?

[79:54]I think Aaron might've been with me.

[79:55]Some of these guys

[79:56]might've been with me.

[79:57]You guys are buying porno together?

[79:58]Is China still alive?

[80:00]I don't think so.

[80:01]Oh,

[80:01]she's dead.

[80:02]She was going to make,

[80:03]I read this.

[80:04]She was trying to make a comeback,

[80:05]but it's not.

[80:06]No,

[80:06]I'm not going.

[80:07]Yeah,

[80:07]guys,

[80:07]she's dead.

[80:08]She's D-E-A-D dead.

[80:10]Yeah,

[80:10]I think she's,

[80:11]yeah.

[80:11]Okay,

[80:12]she died of big-ass-itis.

[80:13]It's a serious disease.

[80:15]No,

[80:15]no,

[80:15]no,

[80:15]no,

[80:16]no,

[80:16]no.

[80:17]It's a serious disease.

[80:18]Now,

[80:18]Matt,

[80:18]if I ever ask you

[80:21]when we're in the airport.

[80:21]She died in 2016.

[80:23]Yeah,

[80:23]of course.

[80:23]I don't know what story I'm reading.

[80:24]Yeah,

[80:24]I had no idea.

[80:25]I swear I thought it was.

[80:26]It was a serious diagnosis.

[80:28]By the way,

[80:29]I'm going to bleep that

[80:34]because I was with you in Vegas this year

[80:35]and I turned to you and say,

[80:36]hey,

[80:36]Matt,

[80:36]do you want to buy some pornography together?

[80:38]You need to kill me

[80:40]because I've been taken over by an alien.

[80:41]That is not me.

[80:42]I would never say that.

[80:43]Okay,

[80:44]I don't care how famous the wrestler is on the cover.

[80:47]I'm not buying porno with my bros.

[80:49]Rob is more likely to say,

[80:51]do you want to steal it with me?

[80:52]Oh,

[80:53]that's true,

[80:54]actually.

[80:54]It was awkward.

[80:57]It was awkward.

[80:58]We need to go to Schindler's

[80:59]and then somebody be like,

[81:00]hey,

[81:00]I want to go behind the wall.

[81:01]Be like,

[81:02]I guess,

[81:03]you know,

[81:04]know and then you're like looking at magazines and like i just i'd rather go look at baseball

[81:08]cards yeah instead of standing by you here after that you're weird you know what though i get it

[81:15]because that porno draw when you're younger was so strong i'll tell you this will go be stuff i'm

[81:20]on now you know those appetite suppressant it's suppressing everything guys i'm just kind of like

[81:25]reading the economist at night what

[81:27]hey i should be reading i should be instead of the economist i should be reading girls

[81:36]i should be reading girls who fist.com i listen

[81:41]economist why because it's a joke you do think i'm happy about making that joke my kids have

[81:49]a sleepover right next room next door your other kid is sleeping behind you but kids other kids

[81:54]behind me

[81:55]and i just said economist or girls who fist the girls just want to have fun i missed i you heard

[82:00]me pause i tried to think of other things i'll kiss see i could have done kiss shoot okay right

[82:05]away my bad gonna take the blame on twist also ramsay they can just do the twist again like we

[82:10]did last summer orange twist i thought i thought this was the pivotal song so i'm in this song and

[82:18]i'm thinking there's the instrumental before that gets a little bit strange or ambient or whatever

[82:25]the

[82:25]the soundscape whatever you want to call it and then it comes back with another one and i'm like

[82:30]oof wasn't expecting that then part of me thought well maybe if you like this song the album is still

[82:36]good but then you get through this one and there's another like 15 minutes of it's a lot of borderline

[82:45]um feels like i'm on arrakis yeah bad definitely the dune soundtrack yeah i mean it's listen we

[82:54]don't we don't need to rehab right i mean these blast songs are long too they're not like they're

[82:59]not two three minute bops they're all six seven the album's 38 minutes and i think 20 minutes are

[83:05]in the last four instrumentals yeah it feels way longer yeah yeah this is like i mean it's like

[83:13]secret life of plant stuff like it's fine i guess if this is what you're going for but it's so jarring

[83:18]after there is some good grooves on the first half yeah we're doing now this is art decade i do have

[83:23]to admit i know this song because it was the first dance at my wedding so i i probably should have

[83:28]said that earlier that's on close closure weeping wall was this that the song they were playing when

[83:35]you were kissing on the bench at the weightlifting arena today this sounds like what does this sound

[83:41]like this sounds like you should be like running from a bad guy in a lawyer procedural movie

[83:44]doesn't it's like yes yes it's as long as view this is actually david bowie playing each instrument on

[83:51]this

[83:53]but i can tell you i think if i said gave russell like itunes like a garage band and let somebody

[84:01]go sit in the studio for a week straight i want to use a phrase for these last four or five songs

[84:06]but i don't want to i want to don't want to disparage the music but i'm going to disparage

[84:10]the ranking here in a little bit this is this is bad sub trans okay from the move this is actually

[84:17]was in the movie man who fell from earth okay but sub trans i mean that makes me think about those

[84:23]look out here they're going to pop out of your toilet and get you have you ever seen the movie

[84:28]ghoulies uh you might be surprised to learn that i have not hey you guys

[84:33]the goonies are popping out of the toilet and biting us chunk

[84:39]all very surprising okay by the way again chunk number of times i was forced to do

[84:45]the truffle shuffle growing up terrible okay by my dad who would record a podcast in my room at night

[84:53]and he thought that was normal rob rob who's your uh mount rushmore of overweight we got billy bob

[85:00]overweight movie characters you got chunk you got billy bob who else is rounding out your

[85:04]chunk i mean chunk is so much higher chunk is just so in the stratosphere

[85:08]of large movie characters like i i can't even think of a close second like uh

[85:13]who else would there be even i mean you got the goldberg goalie from the mighty ducks he's kind

[85:19]of the kid ham what about ham from uh sandlot oh yeah that's pretty good

[85:23]eat that yeah uh i forgot we've had that discussion that's such a bad take

[85:29]it's not actually actually a lot of people like it

[85:34]no i'm drinking a uh sierra trail pass

[85:41]na i really should be in eight years later now listen okay we are doing the rating system we

[85:49]don't care about this album okay the whole thing's back instrumental we couldn't care less we're going

[85:53]to take a break we don't care what we care about is that this is at 206. all right is this 206 a

[85:58]perfect place for david bowie listen it's david bowie front half great second half experimental

[86:04]fun okay or is this too much david bowie okay is this a little too far is this a little too

[86:11]fancy pants for us all right what do we think rolling well toned this is a great place to have

[86:18]it at 206. rolling boned okay it should have been uh lower on the charts i don't think it's going to

[86:18]have it at 206 rolling boned okay it should have been uh lower on the charts i don't think it's going

[86:18]to have it at 206 rolling boned okay it should have been uh lower on the charts i don't think it's going

[86:18]to have it at 206 rolling boned okay it should have been uh lower on the charts i don't think it's going

[86:18]to have it at 206 rolling boned okay it should have been uh lower on the list which of course

[86:24]would be a lower number this time okay this is the one time where it actually is going to work out

[86:28]lower on the list lower number earlier we could have covered this earlier or is this a rolling

[86:34]groan we should not have to hear this album here it's a rolling it should be higher on the list

[86:41]which of course is a higher number that makes perfect sense to me uh what do we think russell

[86:46]i gotta say

[86:48]put it in my tickler file you're going to say something about the ranking so i'm going to call

[86:51]on you first well well i'll start with a callback if you were going to pay me for this one i'd give

[86:57]it a buck a yuck because i'm going to say this i'm not going to call the music this this ranking

[87:03]is dog there is no way this album should be this high the last four or five songs is the majority

[87:10]of the album you you can't tell me that you didn't want to turn this off by like uh war war was our

[87:18]first album i didn't want to turn this off i didn't want to turn this off i didn't want to turn this off

[87:22]i did okay i there's no way i listened this whole album there's no way i'm going to say rolling

[87:28]groan i i was baffled why it was not higher about six seven songs through and i'm baffled that it's

[87:34]on the list now this to me seems like uh it's the counterculture fans that want to like something

[87:40]that that streamline you know the normal music fans don't like so i think this is this is wrong

[87:46]this is rolling grown for me this would be the tour though that i would have gone to see david

[87:50]bowie on i'd be like oh come on we're going to low and i'd be like oh what the fuck hop in the truck

[87:56]uh matt what do you think rolling well-toned rolling bone or rolling grown low i have yet to

[88:02]ever say this on the podcast i think but like the fact that there's only one pearl jam album on this

[88:08]list and then this album is like just baffles me i try not to bring the things like that and of course

[88:16]we've got uh tom petty kind of which by the way if anybody hasn't got into uh has a bad monk bad

[88:23]monkey on i think it's on apple tv is that a good one it's it's so far away it's great it's fun vince

[88:31]vaughn but all of the songs are tom petty covers oh and so uh nice the soundtrack is awesome as

[88:38]well i mean that reminds me of my dorm room when i had the tom petty covers there's a picture of tom

[88:45]petty on my bed covers and the women always thought they were sleeping next to a dead body

[88:50]so that was very so i'm going to say rolling wrong i don't know if this should even i mean

[88:57]we'll see when we get like the threes and four hundred don't say don't say that please don't say

[89:01]that man you know that's sick let me matt's mentioning 400s and i don't mean to get ahead on

[89:06]the eagles next week but it feels like we hit uh uh a tear yeah on these two albums for me i think

[89:13]you're right this this this is where you really have to like when people when you say these albums

[89:19]to people they never say oh yeah that would be fun to cover that album it's more like oh this is i've

[89:25]never heard of that you need to explain it to me no way like oh you're a psycho you're going home

[89:30]to talk to people on zoom about this album why would you do that to yourself it oh you're gonna

[89:35]go to sleep for three hours and wake up at one o'clock i wondered for part of today whether

[89:40]whether it was even worth my wireless headphones going down in battery over it i was like dude wow

[89:46]would i rather not charge the headphones again than to keep going here wow man just for the

[89:52]person who upkeeps the beck did a better wiki what do you say rolling well-toned rolling bone

[89:55]or rolling grown rolling grown aaron rolling well-toned rolling bone or rolling grow by the

[90:00]way if you are doing the wiki don't please don't nobody's nobody's ever gonna look that's a sick

[90:04]thing to do yeah uh i can't improve on anything wrestler matt said i don't want to disparage the

[90:09]dead i really was looking forward to it i was looking forward to it i was looking forward to it i

[90:09]really was looking forward to another david bowie album and then i did not enjoy this one

[90:13]uh it's really grown unfortunately you guys once again are incorrect what see i don't think i don't

[90:21]think we are you guys think we're wrong do you think we're incorrect no i really don't think

[90:25]we're incorrect i think this should have been the time that you changed it up and said you

[90:29]guys are correct you know what one time we are correct after i say this factual statement

[90:33]hey rob also no no no also after some of those jokes we had to bleep out or delete earlier you

[90:39]might want to just cut your losses and not go for this one too oh yeah i just looked you might be

[90:46]right listen man you're gonna apologize to me after you hear this joke okay get ready and i

[90:51]want you to think about it if it's if you think it's good if you think this is worth it you're

[90:54]gonna apologize to me this is a rolling um don't okay if this is what you make after you do cocaine

[91:02]i am never doing cocaine okay cocaine must rule because this seems like you're in a terrible spot

[91:08]in your life i thought i thought for sure the last half of this was it was a heroin or cocaine

[91:13]induced no this is the opposite this is what you're like hey i better stop doing cocaine i'd

[91:18]listen i'll be like bro we gotta start blowing more cocaine i was gonna i don't know why i said

[91:24]that is are you a cop no i would just love to blow cocaine with you uh listen next up we have an album

[91:34]with a song now this is crazy i don't know why i said that i don't know why i said that i don't know

[91:38]i did not know this backstory and i don't like to give away what i'm going to talk about with the

[91:41]album next week but i think this is so interesting there was a song about when a female in italy took

[91:46]glenn fry's wallet glenn fry member of the eagle just eagles and he had to identify her so this is

[91:54]in italy he goes to the police station has to identify this woman at the police station they

[91:58]did a lineup they had all these italian women jesus christ my mic i'm so excited my microphone

[92:02]he had all these italian women line up okay and he said uh sir

[92:08]witchy woman to take your wallet glenn fry was like witchy woman

[92:13]and that's a great idea

[92:16]i can just tell you this if somebody kidnapped my girlfriend i would never say

[92:38]for a jump no matter who did it i was gonna mention to you i was i was actually looking at a

[92:42]an adult site the other day and i finally gave in and i gave him my credit card and it turns out

[92:46]they're gonna charge me a buck a dryer stuck oh oh my god i forgot that this is the part of the

[92:52]podcast where we do this it's time to say i was thinking about when i did actually

[92:58]i cannot get into that story right now right there right now oh shit god damn it what's that

[93:05]i just looked at the news

[93:08]and it turns out the oakland ballers are moving to vegas

[93:11]i wrote that shit down so fast hey wait rob rob let's just just don't pause yet just wait like

[93:21]eight minutes and then tell that story you're gonna have to tell about paying for the site

[93:25]okay i will yeah it's so dirty

[93:29]so

[93:38]to be honest with you i don't know if this is a good idea or if this is a good idea or if this is a good idea

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