Eagles: Eagles (1972)

[00:00]in 2020 four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums as decided by

[00:04]rolling stone magazine this resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music excoriated the

[00:08]order and led us to making this podcast we are far from experts we promise to do almost no research

[00:13]all opinions are our own unless you disagree i forgot whose opinions they were but they're ours

[00:18]please sit back and enjoy beck did it better we are all the way up to album 207 207 007's shitty

[00:29]assistant uh and from 1972 it's the two levels down or two levels yeah two levels down he's way

[00:37]he's like in the parking garage he is he's parking the aston martin for james bond 207 from 1972 it's

[00:44]now they don't have a v in the name so it's very tough it's eagles with an album called eagles good

[00:52]luck writing the the intro or the write-up on this one right the best eagles podcast yeah 100 there

[00:59]is no the just like a perfect porno mag no articles now that's a little bit of an english

[01:05]joke oh can you imagine the person who starts listening because they think we're the best eagles

[01:09]podcast and there's zero ego content on here i just came for the raptors and these guys are

[01:16]talking about music what are like the philadelphia eagles like all of a sudden

[01:20]if we could we could get some uh jason kelsey um sloppy seconds we'd be in good shape

[01:29]is there anyone who's made more money from his brother dating a celebrity

[01:34]than jason kelsey there's no way in hell some center ends up being like on espn

[01:40]and all these things and making hundreds of billions of dollars on podcasts i mean that guy

[01:46]is now can i just i'm gonna say something that's gonna be edited out can you imagine a center being

[01:51]the star on a podcast no way

[01:53]uh

[01:53]i just started a podcast with patrick ewing i'm fucked

[02:01]now it took me that long to think of a center i've got paul eiserman

[02:08]starting one next week it's gonna be amazing

[02:11]you guys are been steve eiserman paul eiser bar yeah steve eiserman i got the doug gilmore

[02:20]podcast it's gonna be a 90 93 maple leafs

[02:23]i don't really know what i'm talking about

[02:23]there you go

[02:24]it's me and trevor winter

[02:25]now

[02:28]okay here's the deal okay let's not make any more eagles jokes okay

[02:33]wink

[02:35]listen let's turn on the radio okay let's see what is out there right now

[02:41]and thank god russell brought this up at the end of the last episode i had almost forgot about it

[02:45]but i had done a parody song for something we hadn't yet talked about on the show

[02:49]stressful okay i had to make sure we talked about it and i did not do that

[02:53]i had to make sure we talked about it and i did not do that

[02:53]i forgot yet again but luckily russell brought it up let's turn on k-rob and see what's going on

[02:58]is it is it tim the tool man taylor again oh oh oh oh oh oh oh i have less energy oh russell did you

[03:09]know there's five symptoms the low t i don't have time to get into right now i respect you taylor

[03:14]sound like yoda yes wait a minute i mean big i have big breasts i do what

[03:23]master gyneco i have would he say master gyneco i'm not sure about that let's look that up i'm not

[03:29]sure let's ask george lucas about that translations work for him let's turn on k-rob and see if

[03:35]anybody's gonna say sorry for maybe making a huge mistake that wastes everybody's time and i'm not

[03:39]just talking about the podcast normally let's get started here what's up everybody welcome to k-rob

[03:45]k-r-o-b what time is it i think i'll just go on oh looks like someone's going to be here in a minute

[03:53]oh looks like someone's going to be here in a minute oh looks like someone's going to be here in a minute

[03:53]oh looks like someone's going to be here in a minute oh looks like someone's going to be here in a minute

[03:53]but he missed the podcast the other day oh yeah

[03:57]tonight we're gonna do the show i'm gonna see my bros i know it'll be a real good time

[04:06]the guys can't wait to see me but we're starting at 12 30 if i take a nap it'll be just fine

[04:13]i got too sleepy i was too sleepy

[04:19]my iphone alarm

[04:23]did not raise me

[04:26]when the zoom began i was off in my own dreamland

[04:34]my alarm was going off on my nightstand but i was too sleepy

[04:40]well i was in my high school naked had a final i was taking it was a really stressful dream

[04:51]but if it had been a show

[04:53]it would have been a great episode because everyone was laughing at me

[04:58]i was sleepy

[05:01]i was too sleepy

[05:04]my iphone alarm has quiet

[05:09]my bed was way too soft and i had already jacked off

[05:19]it's like a natural

[05:21]it made me

[05:23]i thought when you guys heard the bed was too soft for him you'd know exactly what's going on

[05:32]and i think part of that too i don't want to talk to you guys after that you know what i mean i don't

[05:38]want to do that and then come on here and see these faces yeah stare at other things around

[05:43]the room with as i talk that's not what i'm here for you jack right and one of us we're not gonna

[05:49]say who is your accountability partner so you would have had to say live on the air it's true

[05:53]that's true you would have had to come right on and tell somebody right out loud

[05:56]aaron if you want to be now i'm being super serious who would you pick out of three of us

[06:02]oh aaron you would yeah oh 100 okay i aaron you can call me young einstein because i'm being yahoo

[06:10]serious about this if you want to actually have me you can be my accountability buddy i will text

[06:15]you every time i do it oh my god i mean i am willing to do that i will do that for one week

[06:20]do it for a week just out of more

[06:23]curiosity like i kind of gotta know i'll do a code so your kid doesn't pick up your phone and

[06:28]see hey uncle rob is texting me how about how about you guys just do it for a week to see how

[06:32]it works at air it's got to record like his thoughts like remember when he was in the garage

[06:36]he did the diary diary like i think i just got a text from rob and he's jacked off and i don't know

[06:43]and now i'm horny

[06:44]you know by like thursday you'd be looking forward to the next one area you know you it would be i

[06:53]be on tenterhooks or you'd get worried be like two days where you don't get a text you're like

[06:57]this guy's gonna explode it's medical he could really get hurt you gotta understand that what

[07:02]does he keep you accountable for does he like say like well are you changing up what you're

[07:07]what you're using for your prep or what does he do yeah i'm switching it up you're not doing it

[07:11]too hard you know you don't want to like yeah i'm not doing it too hard yeah i don't really

[07:17]like it soft air down there

[07:22]i put it you know what i do aaron put a little mustard on it i'm like the mayor of oakland

[07:31]oh yeah spicy mustard hey why are those mustard stains on your pants

[07:38]mayor of oakland's back oh the famous bear of oakland i've got four guys here

[07:46]who are wondering what instrument randall cunningham played see but you guys already

[07:50]you already did that

[07:52]joke what eagles talk about the eagles some of us are vikings fans oh i forgot about that

[08:01]i've got matt minneapolis matt how are you doing uh good rob i've got this feeling i may know you

[08:08]as a lover and a friend wow nice maybe i maybe i'm still not gonna touch you maybe

[08:14]maybe matt should be my accountability buddy you know what seems like the right answer guess what

[08:18]double buddy okay we're buddied up we're all two of us buddied up you know you're

[08:22]already got it you already got a text chain you might as well just true use that you might as well

[08:26]just use that mike quick that's the eagle i was trying to think of rob rob who who are the on the

[08:32]15 like clear hamlin north carolina that got me rob who hey chris carter all he does is catch

[08:38]touchdowns rob look don't ruin my joke at the end of the pot how could you have done that

[08:45]do you know who the extra artist is we're doing the next one i don't know rob chris carter

[08:50]wait is it are we doing aaron carter next already

[08:54]rob who other texting you think would tell say i don't want to be honest anymore if you did

[09:02]try to create a 15 person accountability buddy chain who would be the one who says i don't want

[09:07]to be a part of this john from owatonna would throw his phone into the garbage bag of of your

[09:13]partner's clothes and then would leave his family and just drive out to the wilderness because he

[09:19]would feel like even leaving his family and just drive out to the wilderness because he would feel

[09:19]like even leaving his family and just drive out to the wilderness because he would feel like even

[09:20]listening to that he has to like somehow punish himself like he would be he would be so mad

[09:26]most likely to like it jeff from jeff from apple valley

[09:30]he's asked me oh let's be accountability buddies

[09:35]yeah he's gonna be mad that i got the invite and he didn't tell you when you wouldn't want

[09:41]to do it is when remember when you had to pay for text messages

[09:43]well it would be so funny to like go and like to uh or you didn't have rob introduce at

[09:50]jeff from apple valley is this bigger stronger faster accountability buddy

[09:53]jeff gets up like he's like he's he's got shell shock like he's just he's got a thousand years

[10:00]that might have to be the vegas t-shirt bigger faster better accountability what if you have a

[10:07]accountability buddy and it's just like a completely one-sided relationship like where

[10:11]you're you're messaging like 17 times a week like a therapist and the other buddy's only like

[10:17]participating like maybe once every six weeks you're messaging like 17 times a week like a therapist

[10:20]like 17 times a week like a therapist because that would be a bummer because you'd know you'd

[10:27]be like hey i broke down and i did it again the guy's like yeah great i did it eight times this

[10:31]week you know that i texted you every time now listen guys we can't just talk about this all day

[10:37]we'd be crazy i'd be crazy that this would be the running bit we could skip this eagles album too

[10:41]couldn't we i've got uh i've got russ in minneapolis russ how are you doing rob you're

[10:46]a science teacher is it true that if i'm running down the road it will lose me in the middle of the

[10:50]road you know what russell you're on the text chain chain two three accountability buddies

[10:56]and i've got aaron out in california now aaron was telling me that in college he was part of a frat

[11:03]yeah who knew what kind yeah the frat was called i felt a thigh

[11:08]i felt the thigh i should have done that i felt the thigh i'm actually not in california right now

[11:15]i'm standing on a corner in winslow arizona let's talk about eagles

[11:20]eagles i was standing on the corner i'll get this guys this this is actually gonna blow your mind

[11:25]i was standing on the corner with winslow from police academy and it sounds like

[11:30]by the way i watched police academy this week i was standing on the corner with carl winslow

[11:39]and then somebody walked up and said and i knew that oh that's too good aaron that's so good

[11:47]i gotta turn off my video again

[11:50]and if you make a joke like that and i'm your accountability buddy you're gonna get a text

[11:54]from me right afterwards all right okay now would i have to tell you that aaron

[12:00]no i i okay well it's up to you but i don't know the parameters but i don't think i need the full

[12:07]details yeah if i went by like a porno store in new york and i looked at it and i was like

[12:10]i don't need to know like the volume or anything just like aaron the volume is so low because

[12:17]everybody here is trying to sleep

[12:18]you think i'm trying to sleep

[12:19]you think i can have that turned up high i'm struck honey is somebody really stuck in a

[12:23]washing machine out there no

[12:25]rob if you had a eagles accountability buddy would it be andy reed oh

[12:33]that would get me to stop every time you text me i'd be like i can never do that again gross

[12:39]yuck listen okay we don't have time we got to move on someone's got someone's gonna be like

[12:45]the less attractive of the accountability buddy group like it's not gonna be even

[12:49]listen if you don't know who the less attractive is in your accountability buddy group text it's you

[12:54]it's you that's the problem let's turn on let's go to the back now the other week i said we don't

[13:02]have enough voicemails listeners like listeners like this time accurate accounting okay it was

[13:07]100 accurate we do not have enough voicemails we are desperate what was that that was wild

[13:13]uh was it this one i think it was i love like first off because he's like i don't know what

[13:19]you guys are doing great second off i'm with uncle russ right now also he just left the bar

[13:26]where they were playing a banger a flat out banger of a tom petty cover and russ left you

[13:38]want to know why what because russ doesn't like live music so like also he might have got a call

[13:45]from the upstairs roommate don't know can't confirm also this is a bunch of

[13:49]of the complimentary movie guys this is actually like the whole group right are you missing anybody

[13:54]yeah there's like six of us the badness bears haven't won shit yet also i realize this might

[14:01]be bad also i don't know i'm gonna send a picture of feet later bye all right these are my people i

[14:09]guess now i do want to say that was immediately followed up by another voicemail where he just

[14:13]said this is not russ okay so i do want to get that in there to get the bit now russell is it true

[14:19]we've got spies on the street the foot freaks out there are always keeping track of what's going on

[14:23]now russell is it true that you left in the middle of a tom petty song at a live music set we did i

[14:29]can't imagine why you want to want to be hanging out with those guys they sounded like a blast we

[14:33]did i'll see what you guys would think of this we went to a twins game we went and hung out the

[14:38]twins game we had a good time and we left near the end of the game and we went to glicks the german

[14:42]bar in downtown minneapolis which is a super fun bar they got good beer good drinks my wedding

[14:49]that's right matt the uh rob how was that reception i don't recall the wedding reception

[14:57]i was like is it possible that i have not been invited to a single wedding of anybody on this

[15:03]show it's true maybe there's still a chance maybe there's a chance yeah so we we walk into glicks

[15:10]and there's a band playing but it's super super loud and so when you go with buddies you don't

[15:16]see all the time like we wanted to go like talk sports and stuff and we're like oh my god we're

[15:19]like yeah of course do stuff like that but when you're into like a bar and it's so loud you can't

[15:23]hear anyone i think i'm at the age where i'm looking for a different bar right i don't know

[15:27]are you guys are you guys going into a bar where the band is so loud you can't hear anything or not

[15:32]well unless it's on purpose if it's on purpose it's not you're not going for a concert it's

[15:37]just a band playing at the end of the bar right fun and hang out no if you're trying to chat with

[15:41]folks you haven't seen in a while you can't go hang out where you can't hear anything and can't

[15:45]chat yeah so we left we walked across the street to the

[15:48]kieran's bar at the irish bar right here how the hell is that place still open kieran's

[15:55]oh shit we lost rob is the host now oh my recording in progress well we've got like

[16:01]just a video of his daughter sleeping i think this is the creepiest thing it's from a different room

[16:06]this is the creepiest thing i think i've ever seen yeah did rob get like sucked up into the ether

[16:13]what the hell this was the creepiest thing i've ever seen that's a different room

[16:18]that was like a flash and then it went to something if this was just me and him right

[16:23]now i would i would have to i would be terrified this is like a text to this oh my gosh god what

[16:32]the hell okay okay what was that that was terrifying what okay so here's what happened

[16:38]now let me just let me just make sure i'm recording everything still i gotta share my screen

[16:43]it said recording stopped okay so let me restart the recording it's recording okay

[16:48]so so we're good as you know kids are having a sleepover my kid has five friends out in the

[16:58]living room also where the router is all right here we go the internet goes off i'm convinced

[17:07]my kid screwed it up because she was playing around with the switch which is right above it

[17:11]and she knocked it off so i run out into the middle of six teenage girls who are having to

[17:18]sleep over and i say is somebody at my internet i'm doing a podcast and i was like oh no oh no

[17:27]and so i'm like this is gonna be like their nightmare can you imagine this guy running out

[17:37]as you're asleep yeah it was great except the dad came out at 2 a.m and said god what happened

[17:41]to my internet he was a number and a direction he ran out of one of their daughter's room at

[17:46]two in the morning

[17:47]what happened

[17:48]why did he need the internet at two in the morning

[17:54]oh what's the name of this podcast i hope they don't talk mostly about accountability

[18:00]but he's on there was that the guy who was yelling pervert at the guy who was mad at him for

[18:04]by the way tell you that story at work does not translate as well people do not think it's as

[18:12]funny at work they more look at you okay i have some meetings lined up to next week pretty sweet

[18:17]rob by the way i listen to you

[18:18]that story on the podcast a few weeks ago and i was talking with someone that you actually know

[18:23]about it now i think you were in the wrong why are you letting your dog pee where the dog's not

[18:28]supposed to be peeing it's it's new york there's no rules who cares okay there's guys jacking off

[18:33]on the subway my dog could pee wherever he wants and it wasn't in the middle he goes i like to sit

[18:36]in this grass you like to sit over here motherfucker in the mud get out of here i'd refuse i'm editing

[18:41]that out russell you'd even agree with this guy is crazy uh but i haven't actually it's you know

[18:45]what though russell worked on me i haven't let my dog pee over there i haven't let my dog pee over there

[18:48]since so that guy's mental games is getting to me warner was right head games russell so what so

[18:55]what's going on you're with friends loud music yeah we just decided if you go out with friends

[19:00]and it's a ball game night you're not looking for a concert if you go into a bar and it feels

[19:05]like a concert and you're not looking for the concert i think you gotta you gotta bounce that's

[19:09]tough i totally agree now what do you think about friends who when you do that they instantly sell

[19:13]you out and call your own podcast and tell on you i'm i'm surprised they still have friends

[19:18]that especially that listen to this podcast after last week's episode rob i agree if i had my friends

[19:23]who were ratting me out but calling the podcast i would take it that's no problem listen let's get

[19:28]into rolling going it's time to see whatever because i was picturing the internet goes out

[19:36]on screen it takes you guys 10 seconds to be like no not new with this goodbye

[19:42]erin rolling going how's it going with you uh it's going great i went out tonight with a group

[19:48]of uh parents so there must have been uh eight people there was four five no it's five so it's

[19:55]10 people 10 people five couples and you guys i knocked it out of the park i pulled russell

[20:00]i ordered for the whole table wow oh my appetizers that's so

[20:06]vegetarian everybody might not eat pork but actually do eat pork

[20:13]wow other people who don't do or do not drink i nailed it order for the whole table

[20:18]ordered just the right amount of food not too much not too little did all seven agree that you

[20:25]should order for the table this is what erin does it was seven women so this is what erin does every

[20:30]time he goes out to eat he says ladies let me order for you i got you what was really odd was

[20:37]we've ended up fully it was an outdoor patio we ended up fully segregated like all the women on

[20:41]one side of the table all the men on the other which was like kind of awkward actually but

[20:47]yeah got a woman well yeah that's a disastrous setup i think you've got to go four men on one

[20:54]side four women on the other side and you're just chilling or are you good friends with these people

[20:58]or not isn't that what i said no i'm you're saying four on a side like they're armies facing each

[21:03]other we were yeah we were we were five five men on this side five ladies on the other side see i

[21:08]think you got a group of clump them at the ends of the table so you can look across to each other

[21:12]and talk i agree man i was not that's where all of you across from your spouse erin that's where

[21:17]was there any mix um there were no there were mix-ups yeah because it was like it was kind of

[21:22]the table was almost too big for like it was a pretty big table it wasn't like a it was a square

[21:27]table it wasn't a rectangle table so what would you say that is like when they're switching seats

[21:31]over there erin was kind of at a what buck a cook what was i was gonna say wife swap oh sorry i mean

[21:41]he was at a literal wife swap where they were swapping they were swapping seats but it just

[21:47]like that like not everyone was there at first so the server came by we ordered our drinks and

[21:52]then someone else said hey would you mind ordering some appetizers so we like aren't drinking on an

[21:56]empty stomach so i order the appetizers and then you know people get to talk and it's outside it's

[22:01]kind of like low-key and you realize like if no one orders the food we're not going to get food

[22:06]so i was like are we ordering for the table or what and somebody just said you know what you

[22:10]you do it you take care of it so me and brendan we took care of it man brendan had some help

[22:15]help me out did you like go out and get some food or did you get some food or did you get some food

[22:17]out of your way to order something like super healthy just to show that you're not like a

[22:21]social deviant by ordering like all nachos and chicken wings or like you're like let's do the

[22:26]vegetable crudite in there just to act like you wanted it or what'd you do we we did two salads

[22:31]for the for the vegetarians we did a mushroom and squash blossom and wheat lacoche quesadilla

[22:37]we did a veggie taco platter wait did you say squash stop for a second did you say squash blossom

[22:44]yeah don't front like you've never seen it

[22:47]squash blossom come on now what is that like a blooming onion but it's squash what's a squash

[22:53]blossom it's an edible flower okay ross did you already just said russell well i think he was

[23:00]making fun of us for not knowing what it was and i i don't know because rob's pretending what it is

[23:05]had a squash blossom come on it's a edible flower russell all the fancy you know where i eat edible

[23:10]flowers you've been to and they don't like aaron do you know where i eat edible flowers the garden

[23:17]on the top of birthday cakes that's the one place i'll eat a flower okay i'll eat that flower on the

[23:23]corner every single time a squash blossom you never had a squash possible that sounds like a euphemism

[23:29]for having sex with somebody wrong this is why i would never let anybody order my food for me at a

[23:34]restaurant right here this is the exact reason somebody orders i've never seen this in my life

[23:39]aaron you come on seriously not any of your fancy receptions at your fancy private school no squash

[23:45]blossom this is crazy aaron and this is what you ordered for the table you ordered it was in the

[23:50]quesadilla i cannot wait to sing a song about this you ordered squash blossoms for the table with

[23:54]squash blossom and wheat lacoche i think wheat lacoche is like a fungus that grows on corn okay

[23:58]and then we also had a veggie somebody said we shouldn't record

[24:04]somebody excuse me excuse me the quesadilla with the flour in it

[24:11]did you throw a little fungus in there too

[24:15]aaron what are you talking about it's just the corn fungus not the other one just the corn fungus

[24:20]it's an ancient was this made with corn flour or nutritional yeast

[24:26]wheat lacoche you check it out rob it's h-u-i-t excuse me i know how to spell good luck spelling

[24:33]that rob yeah you just had it thank you corn smut it comes up as corn smut

[24:39]look at that wheat lacoche is spanish for corn smut i didn't know that part

[24:45]aaron we've already got running jokes going like crazy today and now you're gonna add corn smut

[24:50]you think i have to remember accountability buddies and corn smut we got to work both of

[24:57]those into russell good luck we got to work corn smut and accountability buddies into our

[25:03]joke after the podcast okay so i hope you're happy aaron it's not gonna happen oh man um and then we

[25:09]had a carnitas plate so that came with some tortillas and uh carnitas was really beautiful

[25:14]here's the first article online it's not gonna happen it's not gonna happen it's not gonna happen

[25:15]what is hoita loque loche and why don't americans eat it hey guess what eater.com i got news for you

[25:22]you're wrong technically it says and why don't americans eat more so it's not like it's it's

[25:28]not saying it's like unedible dot dot dot more better things that could taste better like ice

[25:33]okay like a chicken quesadilla if i got a quesadilla and i open it up and there was corn fungus oh

[25:38]excuse me we're in america say corn smut but okay aaron did people like what you got they did

[25:44]everyone's happy

[25:45]we ordered the cheeseburger for the table cut that into four pieces we did the whole thing so

[25:50]i gotta give a shout out to my guy brendan brendan you'll remember is the guy who picked me up for

[25:54]trivia and played the boys are back in town yes we also this week went to watch the presidential

[25:58]debate he picked me up he was playing mr president had pity on the working man so he's really a stand

[26:04]up guy so we ordered for the whole table we knocked it out everyone was happy brendan's a bro

[26:08]we lift bros lifting up bros but i gotta ask aaron did you you went and watched the debate with

[26:13]somebody at a movie theater yeah wow i can't i have to write so many parody songs wow how many

[26:24]people i try not to write every song about aaron i really do it was totally back we had to sit on

[26:28]say what you're gonna say say what you're gonna say say what you're gonna say say what you're

[26:33]gonna say get in and then we had to sit on beanbag chairs right underneath the screen

[26:37]you didn't have to pay by the minute at this theater did you did you say beanbag chairs

[26:43]they had they put them on the floor of the theater in front

[26:45]hey i got some uh corn smut on my beanbag

[26:53]i wrote a peloton in vegas i got so much corn smut on my beanbag i promise it's not contagious

[26:59]okay i promised i would text you every time i get corn smut on my beanbag you are my corn smut

[27:04]so you're you're in a beanbag chair watching the debate with friends

[27:08]yeah yeah wow i wonder who the people in the beanbags are voting for

[27:13]i don't know who the californians this is in oakland who do you think everyone's voting for

[27:19]nobody in a beanbag is undecided in this election fantastic beanbags i have ever seen i'm selling

[27:26]the best beanbags i'm selling the biggest theater is like the cat it's it's a theater that is like

[27:31]it's fully stocked with fully furnished with old furniture so all of the seats are used

[27:36]that sounds fucked and then hey what do you like about this theater i love the old furniture i can't

[27:43]screen over that red hat in front of me excuse me sir can you slouch move the beans you're too

[27:50]high in the beanbag i need you to scooch down i feel like in the interest of matt's health i'm

[27:54]gonna have to move this on we can't we don't have time was it a side seats for the beanbag

[27:58]excuse me i think we need to take it because we had to wait to get in we didn't buy tickets ahead

[28:03]of time so we were on the wait list to get in and then all that was left were the beanbags

[28:08]we got people in indiana they're taking the beanbags and they're eating them

[28:13]great time was had by all matt how's it going with matt god damn uh i've gotten accused of

[28:20]turning into an old man because i use the word druthers instead of yeah i said if i had if i had

[28:25]my druthers that's another sarah just started laughing goes okay old man i thought druthers

[28:30]is a fairly well-known word and just used in everyday lexicon am i am i an old man

[28:37]you just dropped the word lexicon as well bad

[28:39]i think

[28:43]and then i did ask and answered matt if you went on roblox and a kid said hey uh what's your

[28:49]druthers would you know you're in a dream why would i go on roblox exactly because you're old

[28:55]as shit man roblox i'm not on you don't say that don't say that don't say i'm on roblox i'm not

[29:00]hold on what are you doing on roblox you guys are watching my kids sleep at night

[29:04]so don't don't cast stones in a glass house oh all of a sudden you guys are laughing at that

[29:12]do they don't have this in roblox

[29:13]or is that minecraft that's minecraft that is totally minecraft well i only had one question

[29:18]and russell said asked and answered so i guess i'm done russell rolling going how's it going with

[29:23]you rolling going a few weeks ago i told you guys we were up at cole's resort and um one of the

[29:28]cabins they have number two is kind of a double decker cabin that can be closed off or open up

[29:34]so you could have like four different perfect for the white swap four different cabins or you know

[29:38]in theory one but so we took like one of the of the upper corner which could probably fit

[29:43]eight people in it so you could probably put you know 40-ish people in the big

[29:47]open up kem but 40-ish people in a cabin y'all ready for this it's wife swap time guys come

[29:54]on up to cole's resort this weekend it's fall it's pumpkin get your sweaters on okay but you

[30:00]know what you're not going to be on top of your own wife because it's the wife swap mentioned

[30:04]get a 500 discount oh my god they're going broke by the way be careful this year we have a guarantee

[30:11]you will not get any

[30:13]corn smut on your bean bag at the wife swap we didn't have that problem last year

[30:17]that is we have taken care of it okay we we bought some bleach we're set don't worry about it

[30:23]we are drenching the chicken fingers in corn smut instead this year

[30:28]i did not know it was called corn smut i really walked into that one

[30:32]god these chicken fingers with corn smut so good but i just wish there were some flowers too that

[30:36]i could chomp down on that would make my day it's all just in the quesadilla you guys don't

[30:42]know about edible flowers you don't know about edible flowers you don't know about edible flowers

[30:43]you're idiots so we're in the up we're in the upper level in in one of the cabins and on saturday

[30:51]morning at about 6 30 a.m a dog starts barking the dog didn't stop barking for about two and a half

[30:57]days what are your thoughts on people who just let their dog bark there's no effort to stop it

[31:04]they take off and leave the dog in a cabin so it the the dog is literally ruining almost every part

[31:11]of of when you're just trying to relax and have a good time what are your thoughts on barking dogs

[31:16]that's not good man like you can't just walk away let your dog bark oh no so stressful

[31:22]oh this this video so this is a video where a dog is barking for 12 hours you can play this

[31:29]for 12 hours and it does randomize the sound so you're never quite sure i got one point uh

[31:34]1.3 million views that's crazy i mean this is what you'd leave on when you leave you know what

[31:40]somebody somebody probably left cold's resort and turn this on to screw with you russell and so this

[31:46]this starts at like 6 30 and at some point you're like oh maybe they're just like letting it out

[31:50]quick they're gonna someone's gonna go stop it it just continued and then it would stop occasionally

[31:55]you'd be like thank god it's done and then it would keep going again and clearly i don't know

[31:59]if they were just leaving the dog in a room whatever was happening but my question is do you

[32:04]do you go like try to find the person and do you say something do you try to ignore it how

[32:10]do you handle a barking dog in your neighborhood or something like that it actually just happened

[32:16]to us this week but but fortunately it was a neighbor that we know well enough oh my god

[32:22]aaron went out and confronted the dog you'll never guess you'll never guess what happened

[32:26]aaron when he confronted this little dog i was just trying to keep things moving along but no

[32:31]this was simple it was a neighbor we know right behind us so anna texted her and she was like oh

[32:35]yeah would you please go let him in and so that was it but wow

[32:40]that was something we know what if you didn't know what if you didn't know him

[32:43]i mean after two and a half days at some point you gotta try to find it like that's

[32:49]something oh my god jesus christ aaron's gonna quit this podcast you gotta stop

[32:54]you gotta stop it's terrible matt what do you think do you say anything about the barking dog

[33:00]or what do you do i would try to go at least talk to him right and say hey everything okay

[33:04]over here your dogs have barked in the last three hours you just want to make sure you're

[33:08]everything's okay

[33:10]you know you gotta go passive aggressive minnesota

[33:12]rob what do you think you gotta i could see rob letting his dog bark for a while and not

[33:17]caring about it i am a coward i would never go confront anybody about anything i would tell my

[33:22]wife to relax okay relax put all those clothes over there in that bag don't worry about it

[33:28]we're gonna be just fine rob what if someone came and told you to tell your dog to stop barking

[33:33]i'd be mortified a thousand percent mortified it's the most mortifying thing i could possibly

[33:38]imagine like i would take that dog and i would tell my wife to relax okay relax put all those clothes over there in that bag don't worry about it we're gonna be just fine

[33:40]i would put that dog i would put taper on its mouth i would do whatever i could

[33:43]if i was at if i was at a resort and i had a dog that barked

[33:46]i would then leave a day early i just would it would be too stressful for me i couldn't handle it

[33:52]so what ended up happening russell we just kind of went we just let it happen because i figured

[33:57]it you can if you know him you can go say something like if you go say something like

[34:02]they have to know what's occurring and just don't care and so if you go say something to him it just

[34:08]feels like it's going to cause a problem

[34:10]right things might get crazy right oh yeah well now i will say if maybe you're there with somebody

[34:16]who grew up on like a farm where there were dogs that just seemed to bark at random intervals

[34:21]at all times when you're trying to sleep in the morning they might be more used to that

[34:25]yeah but they were not more used to it we'll just leave it that way speaking of mortifying rob roll

[34:29]it going how's it going with you uh listen okay i've only got one thing to talk about

[34:35]i actually have two things number one

[34:40]i bought this two days ago i have not been able to finish it yet look at that

[34:45]oh there's still the oreo it looks like this is oreo flavored coke it coke coke zero so zero

[34:53]calories so somehow it has taken oreos and made them zero calories i mean what that's a dream come

[34:59]true now you'll never do you know what coca-cola came out first though the hydrox coca-cola hydrox

[35:04]came out a lot of people don't know that i do i point it out every time so don't worry about it

[35:10]but look at this i'm gonna drink some right now

[35:12]and it oh it tastes i'm gonna finish this i mean you said it was bad rob is it made with high

[35:22]fructose corn smut it's a it tastes like if you literally took chopped up oreo like the the black

[35:31]part not the white part not the good part and don't here's the thing why if you did that okay

[35:38]if you did that and you just sprinkled like very fine order like if you go to the sunday bar and you

[35:45]kind of put some of that in your diet coke that's exactly what it tastes like and it's disgusting

[35:49]and i looked it up they're owned by different companies i don't know why they're doing this

[35:52]crossover they've never had this at a freestyle machine so how do they know anybody who wants this

[35:57]flavor what is going on why does this exist russell why does oreo flavored diet coke exist

[36:03]and why did i buy it i don't know you know what it reminds me i saw someone the other day buying

[36:10]a mountain dew code red and i looked at him i was like who the fuck are you like who's going

[36:14]into like the gas station going for the red mountain dew it feels like they should be down

[36:20]to just the one flavor of mountain dew again all right we don't need more than one there was one

[36:25]gas station on the iron range that sold diet code red mountain dew and i bought it all the time

[36:30]russell god i enjoyed diet code red

[36:33]i think it's great you're talking to a guy who bemoaned this summer that i could not find spicy

[36:38]mountain dew anymore what oh yeah i love well you see it now i love fucked up soda flavors i'm

[36:44]buying oreo i'm buying it all of the colors yeah i'm not a like i don't think you need that many

[36:49]flavors of pop or soda i think oreo coca-cola is gone going too far i think the real question is

[36:55]did someone taste that and say yes like now i know it's good now i know perfected it or did

[37:02]they just say you know what fuck it

[37:03]someone will buy it let's just shove the thing out there i don't know but my the duane reed was

[37:06]full of it it wasn't like a joke it was like they had a lot i was like this is a disaster

[37:11]and i put it on instagram i said oh i'm so excited and then my next one was like it's so bad it's

[37:16]terrible and i got more feedback from people thanking me on that post than i ever have because

[37:22]they're like oh i saw it and i was thinking about getting it and i can tell you do not it's

[37:26]absolutely terrible now if they come out with double stuff diet coke i might give that a chance

[37:33]i'm not gonna lie i might have to see let's talk about the album oh double stuff now i feel the

[37:39]same morbid curiosity about being your accountability person as i do about the oreo

[37:44]coke i feel like i need to try both i can tell you what aaron why don't you i'll tell you every

[37:49]time i buy one of these oreo diet cokes yeah i will text you i like that listen we are talking

[37:55]about eagles album by eagles okay and i'm just gonna put that in front of everybody but let's

[38:00]talk about this is the this is the eagles starring deuce staley right lead vocalist oh wow wow

[38:07]glenn fry don henley they are in linda ronstadt's band together they say hey we're gonna go form a

[38:17]new band linda we just gotta tell you we're forming a band she goes hey i think you should

[38:20]take this guy too she adds whatever third guy who's not gonna be referenced on this podcast

[38:24]their first show they call themselves team king and the emergencies one of the worst band names

[38:30]heard in my entire life can you imagine if this band that wrote hotel california was called team

[38:35]king and the emergencies but if they make it big you just get used to it there's probably all sorts

[38:41]of bands where if if they told you and they pick a name my favorite band my favorite band is pearl

[38:46]jam you know like it's just they might be giants well that's different like i think it is tough to

[38:54]make it as an end the band though right what's the best and the band we've heard on the list so far

[39:00]uh oh i don't know i can't think of any young and crazy horse there's uh i remember there was a

[39:06]radio show there was a sports talk radio show that was called pharrell and the bench

[39:10]one guy was named the bench that was like his co-host it'd be like if it was called robin the

[39:19]bench oh that'd be so good i'd love to be nicknamed the bench what a great nickname that would be

[39:23]uh so the idea of the band naming the band eagles comes to this comes to these guys when they're out

[39:29]in the desert and they're doing peyote and tequila and they were also doing peyote on the cover when

[39:34]they shot the cover of this album uh steve martin the comedian a friend of the band from the early

[39:39]days said hey you should add the eagles bob silver in the bob secret in the silver bullet band that's

[39:44]close that's a good one they're gonna be on there yeah they blend fry says to steve martin no no no

[39:50]we're just eagles we're not the eagles now this leads us to what we think about the eagles which

[39:59]member of the eagles is worse than the guy before especially keith byers after herschel walker not as

[40:04]good wow wow wow different kind of back though you guys want to guess what country this was recorded

[40:10]in the bahamas yeah they would get done singing take it easy and somebody would go pip pip cheerio

[40:16]gentlemen great takes mate because this was recorded in london that blew my mind when i

[40:21]heard that uh they had top 340 singles right off the bat with this album and basically the producer

[40:27]and uh fry and henley got in huge fights because the producer was going for a really country feel

[40:32]and he loved the vocal harmonies whereas fry and henley really wanted a rock album which is what

[40:37]we hear kind of later when we when we listened to hotel california by the eagles earlier on the list

[40:41]so this i want when we're listening to this album i really want you to listen to

[40:45]it's kind of that country rock feel with harmonies now listen before we start we

[40:51]should just get this out of the way there is not a male aged 25 plus who does not have a feeling

[40:57]right now i'm gonna say i am medium on the eagles okay they're easy to make fun of but i like some

[41:04]of their songs they're bops matt what do you think of the eagles oh i'm with you like i you know i

[41:08]dig it crap down a lot i don't mind listening to them i do have an aunt that really really likes

[41:14]them and that kind of drops them down and not for me just a little bit but i gotta say i gotta say

[41:19]when the eagles were going through their hell froze over acoustic scene when we were in high

[41:22]school that was way too much eagles i i was sick of the eagles after that but now i've kind of come

[41:27]back around on them

[41:27]russell what do you think of the eagles i don't really have any strong opinions on them i've never

[41:31]really been super into their music but i think people that rag on them it's i think it's part

[41:34]of like when you sell that many billions of albums like they had to have a time when they

[41:39]were huge so i got respect for it i think they're easy to rag on too like i think you can listen to

[41:44]any of these songs and make fun of them for being corny songs and i think you'd be right and you

[41:47]could listen to them and say hey it's a it's it's a 70s uh country rock i think you could be right

[41:53]too aaron what do you think of the eagles well i got a call from one of our listeners after our

[41:57]last eagles episode i was a little bit too hard on the eagles so i'm gonna listen with a more open

[42:03]mind today i think the only thing i will say is i don't love the voices i would i they just don't

[42:09]necessarily do it for me but i will say the first track on this album is probably in my mind the

[42:14]best eagle song i believe aaron you called don henley's voice reedy or something along those

[42:18]lines the last time yeah i might have done that i don't know what that means but i'm gonna be much

[42:22]more positive about the eagles uh this time all right i believe they're eagles just eagles yes

[42:28]oh geez and let's all you know what we should do let's all correct each other the rest of the way

[42:31]that would be really fun we'll love that gotta get it right take it easy okay no bro that wasn't

[42:38]a funny intro either that was the correction you were looking for oh no this is bad what am i

[42:45]jonathan franzens i got all the corrections over here this is one of those songs you know

[42:52]from the first yeah four right you hear that you go like oh first one good spot glenn frye wrote

[42:57]this with his neighbor at the time jackson brown who we have not seen on the list can you imagine

[43:04]you're like some neighbors got dogs who are barking all the time some neighbors have glenn

[43:09]frye and jackson brown making music below them that would be unbelievable hey guys are we taking

[43:15]it easy i tell you this year in my teaching i've always thought yelling at kids and being mean in

[43:22]made it for a good school year this year i've decided life's too short to be mean to people

[43:26]i'm gonna take it easy i am taking it easy this school year i'm gonna be a chill teacher

[43:30]now will this end in disaster with the kids destroying me by may maybe we'll see are you

[43:36]taking it easy man does that uh translate outside of the classroom too so like if you're just like

[43:42]while walking your dog or something are you taking it easy on people you see go by i think calling a

[43:48]pervert is taking it easy okay it's better

[43:52]than it's better than what i wanted i just didn't know if it was just in the classroom no or if it

[43:56]went to the other parts of your life i'm taking it easy pretty much everywhere in my life right

[43:59]now unless the internet turns off then i run out there in a rage man eric russell you taking it easy

[44:06]i wish i could take it easier more that's got to be a goal in life right so to let the don't

[44:10]sweat the small stuff exactly aaron what about well look at aaron of course he is look at this

[44:16]guy he's driving to take it more easy oh god aaron i wish i could take it easy as you it's hard to

[44:20]get to though sometimes you gotta

[44:22]remind yourself tonight's a good reminder for me uh glenn fry said or don henley wrote this one

[44:28]witchy woman he came down with the flu he had a high fever was semi-delirious and wrote all the

[44:34]lyrics to the song in a fever what year is this from what do you guys think of this song do you

[44:40]like okay like i i know the name and i've probably heard it once or twice but is this i think it's

[44:45]like a hit do you guys enjoy it or not a million times and i think it's just a song that's yeah

[44:52]would you ever add it to one of your lists man if you had a thousand greatest songs would it be on

[44:56]there or no no i hate the guitar riff in this i think it's i was just thinking i would have loved

[45:01]to hear santana do it yeah yeah i agree uh chug all night now ingenious on the web the website

[45:13]where they talk about music normally it shows you like how many people have looked at every song

[45:17]this is the first one i've ever seen where they didn't have that number up there the number was

[45:21]so low they didn't have that number up there they didn't have that number up there they didn't have

[45:22]to display it that's never happened on an album before ever this felt a little weird i feel like

[45:28]i don't remember any songs on this list that were like about chugging beer like on the first 210

[45:34]albums right wow and nothing even close to this right yeah that's true i've got to hit the chugging

[45:40]beer genre i just had a terrifying moment russell where i thought you sent me a list about chugging

[45:45]beers and i didn't download it oh my god let's just look at chugging beer all night though gosh

[45:50]with chug you know chugging beer all night though gosh i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't

[45:52]i guess we've done it i can you imagine just chugging a bunch of beers right now aaron i would

[45:57]never recover it would take me three weeks to recover i mean there is chug a lug roger miller

[46:01]i guess this is it this is i mean this is the most famous chug song well hit the list then

[46:06]i mean this is the it's kind of a fun song it's great i gotta get to the chorus though

[46:19]man him and this other fool aside

[46:22]but even it not just the word chug i don't remember many songs like about drinking maybe

[46:30]there's metallica stuff i don't you guys remember any yeah we haven't had many drinks

[46:34]i got that list of drinking songs that we made from the text chain

[46:39]about a year ago i don't think any of them are from albums on this list there does seem to be

[46:45]there do seem to be more songs about like i mean i literally there might be more songs about cocaine

[46:50]although i think there were a lot on we have a lot of songs about cocaine but i think there were a lot

[46:52]i think there were a lot of songs about cocaine but i think there were a lot of songs about cocaine

[46:53]that's what we really have to do can you i was really pleased i was really pleased when tequila

[46:57]makes her clothes come fall off came up on the list the other day shout out to chad from where's

[47:03]chad from lakeville who knew that joe nichols sang tequila makes her clothes fall off can you

[47:08]imagine how hard it's gonna stay to like to be like stay that current on the text chain with all

[47:14]the with all the accountability texts over the next few weeks we're gonna be lost it's just i

[47:20]did it i did it who's drinking

[47:22]i did it i did it who's drinking most of us what's the flex bone most of us are sad

[47:28]this is this is on a list i saw most underrated eagle song

[47:34]nightingale now listen to harmonies here this is what that producer is talking about

[47:43]oh i just don't know i mean it's fun don henley this is the only one i've ever heard of don henley

[47:52]this is the only other song he sings beside uh witchy woman

[47:55]there's some fun things with rhythm there for a minute yeah and then gone i think this is like a

[48:03]true like you're in the garage working and these songs come up in a mix with other songs i don't

[48:08]think i can listen to a full eagles album what are you working on in the garage these days rob

[48:12]uh not much it's uh

[48:17]uh oh i actually had to go down and help suzanne the other day because

[48:22]her tire went flat and i go listen i can change a tire i'll come down and help you up so i go down

[48:29]to the garage of her building it's all bmws and like jaguars there are 10 guys down there who

[48:36]just move the cars and bring them out they were already taking care of the tiger and blowing it

[48:40]up i was like oh yeah that's right i'm in new york city like this it's not the same world it's

[48:46]totally because we're not listening to eagles then they uh no they were not they were actually

[48:51]like working

[48:52]really hard it turned out okay compared to me who left work early the other day to go to a

[48:56]photo shoot at the gym i had to tell people i had a vet appointment for the dog oh my god

[49:01]can you imagine if i got caught by the head of my school at a photo shoot in spandex

[49:07]the first of two photo shoots can you imagine if you got caught because you said you went to a vet

[49:11]appointment and then your head of your school shows up at the gym and sees you taking photos

[49:15]in spandex and says wait i thought rob was at a vet appointment also he is kissing his wife on

[49:20]the bench press i gotta say

[49:22]this this is probably going to give you trouble with animal fans but like

[49:24]taking work off to like go to the vet for real

[49:28]yes when do you when do you think the vets are open yeah they're like aren't there 24 hour ones

[49:36]no no i mean vets are open during normal business hours i don't know this sounds like it's like a

[49:45]dentist you're not going to one of those guys after midnight you know i mean if you go to a

[49:48]dentist and it's after midnight that's not going to go well this sounds like a post-covid

[49:52]thing like where best buy doesn't stay open till like after 6 30 anymore so this sounds like

[49:56]bullshit yeah and your wife always wants you to use a dental dam during oral sex

[50:01]covid stuff train leaves here this morning i thought that was all tim wallace's fault

[50:06]the best buy not the dental dam this song gave me some apprehension about this album

[50:12]if we're if we're doing country music then give me just garth brookster give me

[50:17]give me some willie jennings some willie nelson

[50:19]i heard waylon on the on some of these songs too i i just feel like if if you're gonna put a

[50:25]bow country album on here just give me the best country album you got yeah i like it

[50:30]i think this is it guys this is what the rest of the podcast is going to be

[50:34]it really is i told you we we hit a t we hit a tear this week

[50:38]oh and i have a tear going wait till 214 just wait till 214 take the devil

[50:44]will you leave me

[50:49]now if you said to me rob you're never gonna hear that song again for the rest of your life

[51:12]how sad are you okay the answer is zero but it's kind of a fun one

[51:16]it would not prevent me

[51:19]from doing tonight what i would have to text the text chain about

[51:22]peaceful easy feeling what a vibe this is not a bad this was the second this has got to be the

[51:33]second biggest hit this is the one i know other than sitting around the campfire song right

[51:38]yeah 100 and it wasn't written by the eagles it's one of the few songs they sing that was

[51:44]written by none of them was written by a guy named jack jack temption wow hey now jack temption does

[51:49]that sound like an accountability buddy that would be the worst one hey should i text jack

[51:54]it's happening trying by the way i think that's three episodes in a row where i've done that voice

[52:01]about jack rob is there like a high period afterwards where you have to like is there

[52:05]a cooling off period before you text the accountability buddy or is it like within

[52:10]a minute or there's got to be a literal cooling off period phone is too hot will that work

[52:15]you cannot go right from incognito mode to your text you can't just swipe over

[52:20]you gotta make sure you don't accidentally copy a leak or something like that right

[52:24]feels like there should be some hand washing or something too

[52:29]oh yeah before i go to sleep sure oh i'm just gonna get up and wash my hands

[52:35]oh yeah i'm still using my hands it's it's 1885 i'm a pilgrim

[52:41]we still using our hands bros i don't think so

[52:44]1885 a pilgrim yeah but that was a that guy got lost rob could you imagine i'm from the

[52:51]mayflower i'm looking for plymouth something he didn't land on plymouth rock oh i don't know the

[52:56]rest could you imagine like so like you know you've got you and your accountability buddy

[53:00]and then you meet up at the bar like six weeks from now to get a drink and he takes out his

[53:05]phone and puts his phone on the bar you're just staring at it that's all you can think about

[53:09]yeah is what has gone on in that phone to drive all those texts right what kind of corn smut

[53:14]he's been watching yes aaron's my accountability buddy and i show up to the bar and i'm like i'm so

[53:18]thirsty and he's like yeah i bet i bet you're really thirsty you're dehydrated

[53:24]you texted me eight minutes ago and now we're sitting here having a beer together

[53:28]you've been blasting ropes all week

[53:30]is that a euphemism i don't know that one that's the first time i've ever heard

[53:37]yeah me too all right try in

[53:44]i just put in this guitar

[53:48]i'm enjoying it it feels like uh uh if this would be a bad knock off of the michael j fox

[53:57]song in the chuck ferry song it'd be like oh yeah i could see this being in back to the future too

[54:03]listen okay that might have been the most non-offensive album that had gotten the most

[54:10]offensive episode we've ever done and that's why it's time to do the rating system yeah that's a

[54:14]good graph it's time for everybody's favorite part of the show the best and very popular

[54:20]back did it better rating system oh listen okay we don't care about this album this the eagles

[54:29]okay it is at it was at 207 is that the perfect spot on the list oh put it right there okay i'm

[54:37]a rolling stone librarian i'm gonna put it right where that dewey decimal says and this one says

[54:44]zero dot seven and i simply look to the library where it has a what do part of the dewey decimal

[54:50]system said what which is always the most confusing thing because it's always like oh

[54:54]this is references this was uh uh you know like a how-to and then there's always one that was like

[55:00]monsters that's exactly right i would head is the monster part of the dewey decimal system you guys

[55:04]think this is a good run we're on dewey decimal is this a joke that's going to carry on what

[55:09]hey did you hear about the uh yeah when the brothers humor would you hear about when their

[55:13]brothers ran out of the library humor would you hear about when their brothers ran out of the

[55:14]library they did the huey and louie decimal system you did it you pulled it back and that's

[55:21]why this podcast is so great what is the list at 207 does this belong right there that would be a

[55:29]rolling going okay that is not hope oops i've just written down somewhere no i don't that would

[55:38]be a rolling well toned who knows why i made that mistake it could be any reason rolling

[55:43]going are we starting over yeah are we on the third episode today oh my god i'm so full i've

[55:50]eaten so many edible flowers today i just want to go to bed okay russell how many edible flowers

[55:57]have you eaten today if i had my druthers i'd move on to the reading yeah damn this is good

[56:03]guys that sounds good you might as well call me corn smut because i'm on a roll

[56:08]oh roll with corn smut aaron loves that stuff i mean it was in a quesadilla

[56:13]i didn't actually get any oh no so you ordered the food and then you didn't get it i got plenty

[56:19]of food i just didn't try the quesadilla oh so you ordered it and then you didn't even want to

[56:23]eat it oh that's nasty you're nasty i was glad they ate it dirty dog dirty dog aaron i love it

[56:30]i'll order you something you're gonna hate the dirty dogs are barking if you think that's a low

[56:35]move by aaron and should this album be lower on the list which of course would be a higher number

[56:39]this would be a rolling groan you don't think it belongs from last week

[56:43]oh wow you think flow rider listened to that album and it didn't this joke last week

[56:51]wow what i mean it's it's a non-zero probability that he's heard it right but it's

[56:56]less than one percent you never know maybe it's his favorite album we don't know he could be on

[57:00]reddit love to talk to flow right about david bowie listen if you think this should have been

[57:05]higher up on the list that means it got rolling boned it should not be so far back in 207 it

[57:09]should be a lower number what do we think about eagles by eagles russell i don't know i don't know

[57:13]what do you think i'm gonna say rolling groan if i if i i heard a little country music in here i feel

[57:19]like we haven't had any real maybe maybe a handful of country albums to date but you gotta give me

[57:25]some whaling give me some george straight give me give me a country star that's killed george jones

[57:29]or someone um give me give me some country music over this i'm gonna say if i had my druthers mad

[57:37]i'd call this rolling groan oh can you define druthers for me matt

[57:43]i look it up oh because i knew about the the smothers druthers and they were

[57:52]hey what did the smothers brothers do how i really uh it's a noun

[57:57]a plural form of the word you know and now it's just the name of a thing like a person place or

[58:04]thing right it's a person's preference in a matter oh okay so we did know what it meant

[58:10]god we're smart i have my druthers i was using it correctly i didn't

[58:13]know about the smothers brothers but i did know about the kid who lived in the town next to mine

[58:17]who got caught having sex with jam who's that he was the he was the smucker fucker

[58:24]that's a different guy what not the smothers who's jam no it's jam

[58:29]you know the thing with figs in it the thing with figs in it aaron

[58:33]the nickname all back to i thought maybe he went up for a burger at fudd brothers oh oh

[58:43]hold on i'm gonna need to go text someone here in a minute fudd druthers when i pick to get a big

[58:49]burger i'm going to fudd druthers hey can you show me the meat just hanging up there oh yeah

[58:53]how big of a burger am i talking here yeah well if i had my fudd druthers it's really big or was

[58:59]it it was right that was their thing yeah you could order by size you could get a pound yeah

[59:05]yeah nowadays they call that a hashtag kids what do you think matt rolling well-toned rolling bone

[59:11]rolling grown well i think it's a good thing i think it's a good thing i think it's a good thing

[59:13]it just feels like it i think we've talked about it doesn't fit into any sort of category

[59:17]if i'm going to want to listen to something like this i think i'll put on like steely dan or

[59:23]james taylor some country things like that but it's kind of the whole point of the list because

[59:28]i think steely dan is at like 60 and 160 or something like that so you know we're dropping

[59:34]it rated higher we've gone from we've gone from right justin jefferson to xavier worthy we dropped

[59:40]a tear so i just don't know i just don't know if i'd like to do it again i think it's a good thing

[59:43]i think it's a good thing i think it's a good thing i think it's a good thing i think it's a good thing

[59:43]put this back on again right it's just it's kind of very vanilla but i'll just say it's a rolling

[59:49]grown should be way lower on the list vanilla coke higher than oreo coke wow oh yeah for sure

[59:58]trust me anything is uh aaron what do you think rolling well-toned rolling boned or rolling

[60:02]grown and if you think on twitter i'm going to put hashtag burger for the back to the better twitter

[60:07]i hope everybody knows that's my fud brothers

[60:09]i think once again i think it's a good thing i think it's a good thing i think it's a good thing

[60:13]just like last week i can't disagree with matt and russell russell's got it right uh if we're

[60:18]gonna hear country on your country uh i would just add crosby stills nash and young uh to matt's list

[60:22]of other stuff that's similar to this i think with the harmonies and such they kind of have

[60:26]it cornered but i think this is nice music i'm not gonna hate on it but i'm not gonna put it

[60:31]on anytime soon so i'm gonna say it's a rolling ground unfortunately you guys are incorrect again

[60:37]it's happened again text it's happened

[60:41]again

[60:43]i keep i keep trying not to do it instead of you know what you know what i mean like i try to get

[60:50]out and they keep pulling me back in that's probably what my penis is thinking about the

[60:54]opposite like i'm trying to stay here but he keeps pulling me out this gets a peaceful excuse

[61:01]me here i'm speaking this gets a rolling peaceful easy feeling own rolling peaceful easy feel own

[61:10]oh man it's the eagles and he says we gotta go

[61:13]yeah you can wow have you ever heard of ripe.com or you gotta be shit me

[61:18]i never have it's the eagles it's a lot like eating eating kfc or wearing your wife's underwear

[61:26]it's fun but you don't want your friends seeing you do it now oh it happened again

[61:32]that reminds me i need another accountability buddy for something else i'll talk to you guys

[61:36]yes next up hey you should call john for my what time i see if they're going to be able to talk to

[61:43]me i don't know if they're going to be able to talk to me i don't know if they're going to be able to talk to me

[61:43]i don't know if they're going to be able to talk to me i don't know if they're going to be able to talk to me

[61:43]i don't know if they're going to be able to talk to me i don't know if they're going to be able to talk to me

[61:43]i don't know if that works for him oh i should should i just text him right now it happened

[61:47]again oh don't text him where's my phone i like him don't ruin this for us next up

[61:52]it's one of the few albums that's talking about cocaine and only catching touchdowns

[61:59]it's the kata three by lil wayne this will be fun kata three i don't know if i know any

[62:07]lil wayne music i'm excited for this but you're just too lazy to look it up i could not

[62:13]believe you guys did a chris carter joke earlier in this podcast and then actually now i can

[62:17]it seems like the most obvious thing of all time oh are they going to talk about big boss man on

[62:21]this episode too yeah of course we are you know is that the album where he tries to have sex with

[62:24]the police officer you guys know better you guys know what the big boss man he was a very agile

[62:29]big wrestler back in the 80s 90s for john from edina you know what he was really good at

[62:33]is blasting the ropes back and forth for that hard time slam wow

[62:37]a millie is on it's time there we go card three yep

[62:43]let the beat build yeah it's a good it's a good album

[62:47]that fucking dog barks i will quit hello i don't want to hear it i'm hanging up if the dog barks

[62:59]i'm hanging up hello hey baby it's me baby it's the big bopper how's it going bopper

[63:06]it happened again baby

[63:13]where's that stuff can you imagine your accountability calling you

[63:17]from the grave oh that'd be bad 70 years ago

[63:43]*dog barks*

[64:13]*dog barks*

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[65:53]*dog barks*

[65:57]*dog barks*

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[66:05]*dog barks*

[66:09]* dog barks*

[66:13]"Woof woof! Woof woof! Woof! Woof!"

[66:43]Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[67:13]Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[67:43]Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[68:13]what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what

[68:43]what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what

[68:58]what what what

[69:04]wow

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[70:09]wow

[70:11]wow

[70:13]*Barking*

[70:43]*Growl*

[70:45]*Growling*

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[71:04]*Growling*

[71:08]*Growling*

[71:13]Here, wait, this time I am going to do an eight-minute cut, and I'm just going to play this at the eight minutes out.

[71:17]*Growling*

[71:19]Oh, God. Jesus Christ.

[71:21]I'll play like a minute of this.

[71:23]Can you loop it for eight minutes?

[71:25]Oh, my God, I'm going to loop it for eight minutes.

[71:27]Oh, no. People are going to hate it.

[71:29]That's so good, Matt.

[71:31]They don't have to listen, Aaron.

[71:33]You know what? I can see.

[71:35]I can see who's...

[71:37]If I had to bet one person to listen through it all, I would bet Barry from Birdsville could do it.

[71:42]Oh, I bet he could.

[71:43]The whole thing?

[71:44]Yes.

[71:46]I bet he's laughing right now while he's driving into work.

[71:48]I'll tell you what.

[71:50]Hey, Barry from Birdsville, text us a little accountability if you're still listening to this right now.

[71:58]Anyone who makes it to the end, text a bark to the back line and Aaron will send you a free shirt.

[72:06]Yeah, a free shirt.

[72:08]On me.

[72:10]Delete that part. We're not giving away shit.

[72:12]We're not paying. We're not doing that.

[72:14]We're not paying. We're not doing that.