Nina Simone: Wild is the Wind (1966)
[00:00]Now, my kid's in her room listening to Bob Marley, so I think everything's fine.
[00:03]She just got back from the party.
[00:06]Everything's good.
[00:08]She asked me how many holes of straw I have.
[00:10]She and their plane burned one down.
[00:13]Yeah, yeah.
[00:14]I think everything's fine.
[00:15]She asked me if we have any cardboard tubes and laundry.
[00:21]What do you call those?
[00:22]Laundry sheets?
[00:23]I don't know.
[00:24]I guess she's doing a craft project.
[00:25]She just grabbed an apple and went straight to her room.
[00:28]Oh, my God.
[00:30]I cannot tell you how many times when we were on that Lutzen ski trip,
[00:33]it'd be a certain person who maybe I had room with who we'd always be there and be like,
[00:39]hey, you want to smoke some weed?
[00:41]I'd be like, yeah, of course I do.
[00:42]This would rule.
[00:43]I'm in a ski lodge with college buddies and I'm an adult.
[00:45]This is a great need to be like, okay, we got to find a can or an apple.
[00:51]I was like, what?
[00:52]Hey, Wes, whatever you guys do, though.
[00:57]What's up?
[00:57]Never, never.
[00:59]Don't.
[01:00]Don't.
[01:00]Don't do it.
[01:01]Just don't do it, guys.
[01:02]Okay.
[01:04]What's your limit, Matt?
[01:05]Matt, we missed you a week ago.
[01:07]We talked about how I was playing blackjack two weeks ago and I had to lend.
[01:12]I sat down.
[01:13]I was playing blackjack and this guy that I know professionally.
[01:15]Where was I?
[01:16]We skipped you.
[01:17]Rob replaced you with nobody.
[01:18]Oh, fuck.
[01:19]He didn't even get a fillet for you.
[01:21]He did nobody.
[01:22]He did the Clint Eastwood, like set up an empty chair.
[01:24]He was like, this is Matt.
[01:25]Yeah.
[01:26]I got to do two rolling goings.
[01:28]Can we just say this real quick?
[01:30]I just want to, let's go.
[01:31]We pull back the curtain and here's how it went.
[01:33]You know, Rob had, Rob was in South Africa, you know, two weeks, two plus weeks.
[01:38]Right.
[01:40]Guys, we got to record.
[01:41]We're going to record.
[01:42]I'm like, Hey, I'm on vacation.
[01:43]I can't do it.
[01:44]You know?
[01:45]Oh, you know, no.
[01:47]And I said, but just go ahead without me.
[01:49]Okay, let's go.
[01:50]Let's see if we go Friday Saturday.
[01:51]Like Russell, a couple of weeks ago, you know, like it was like, oh man, we're like, we were
[01:56]just, should we do it?
[01:58]Should we not do it?
[01:58]We were like.
[02:00]Just hemming and hawing for days about it.
[02:02]In 13 seconds, Rob.
[02:03]Nope, nope.
[02:04]We'll do it.
[02:04]You guys even canceled a double episode.
[02:06]You did the one single for me when I was out, but you canceled the double.
[02:10]Rob was like, fuck it.
[02:11]You can only carry one.
[02:12]Let's go.
[02:12]I think, I think honestly, I think all of us could be gone on this show except for Aaron.
[02:20]If Aaron was gone, this show would be.
[02:22]I couldn't be the main host.
[02:23]No, I couldn't be the main host.
[02:24]This is Rob.
[02:26]This is like a humble break where Rob's like, I think all of us.
[02:29]I think.
[02:30]I think I could be gone and the show would, show would go on.
[02:32]You know what?
[02:33]I was out with some St.
[02:35]Olaf people a few weeks ago.
[02:36]We were watching our good friend, Manny, coach a great game in South St.
[02:39]Paul football.
[02:40]And one of our buddies, Joe from Woodbury said, I love the parts of the podcast where
[02:45]Rob leaves for about a minute and you guys just bomb and you have nothing to say.
[02:50]So no, we could not survive.
[02:53]Maybe we can do the show, but it'd be a lot faster.
[02:56]We can just do a 20 minute show.
[02:58]You know, it'd be like, no problem.
[03:00]So anyways, man, let me set this scene for you.
[03:02]Ross is at a blackjack table with somebody he knows kind of from work professionally.
[03:07]Okay.
[03:07]Well, but in your company or like, no, not someone I work with someone in our industry
[03:13]that I've met for maybe 15 combined minutes.
[03:15]Gotcha.
[03:16]Gotcha.
[03:17]He says, he's playing.
[03:19]He says, Hey, borrow me five bucks so I can double my bet.
[03:22]He, he says, sound with like no money, right, Matt?
[03:24]So he's not really playing.
[03:25]Give me five bucks so I can double my bet.
[03:28]Absolutely.
[03:28]Five.
[03:29]Throw it to him.
[03:30]He loses.
[03:30]Then he says, Hey, throw me 25 bucks so I can keep playing.
[03:34]So I haven't, I give him the money.
[03:37]He loses again.
[03:38]And then he asks for a third loan.
[03:41]And I finally, I say, no, I'm done.
[03:44]I'm done loading you money.
[03:45]What's your, what's your strategy?
[03:47]Are you loading?
[03:47]I would actually call him out.
[03:49]Like, so what am I, what can I expect this money back?
[03:52]What's your plan here?
[03:54]Like, you know, what's, what's going on here, Joe?
[03:57]So did the guy pay you?
[03:58]Did the guy pay you back?
[04:00]Not for the 30 I lent him.
[04:02]No, but I, I would imagine I'll never talk to him again, but I bet that's just kind of
[04:06]the, that's the cost to pay the boss, right?
[04:09]Like he just, I did it.
[04:11]I'm never going to get it back.
[04:12]Wow.
[04:13]Jeez.
[04:13]What can you imagine?
[04:14]It never even, Aaron, it never even dawned on me that I would get the money back.
[04:18]Yeah.
[04:19]You were like, Oh, this is good.
[04:20]This money's gone.
[04:20]Right.
[04:21]Is there a chance?
[04:22]This is like one of those, like, you know, you got to unlock the door to see if the girl
[04:26]reaches across and opens the door for you or whatever kind of a thing.
[04:29]Or she unlocked.
[04:30]Was there any chance?
[04:31]This is like a test.
[04:32]No, no.
[04:33]You know, he's like, how far can I push Mr. Russell and how much will he give me if it's
[04:38]more than 50 bucks that I'm not doing business.
[04:40]Matt, you know, when someone sits down and they don't know what they're doing at the
[04:43]blackjack table and they sit down, they just start throwing and they're like, you knew
[04:47]what?
[04:47]It was just a mess.
[04:48]Yeah.
[04:48]I will say this.
[04:49]So one of the first years we went to Vegas, Joe from Woodbury, one of our good friends,
[04:53]he goes to Vegas every year.
[04:55]He had an industry colleague that sat down with me and we were winning.
[04:59]And I lent him a lot of money.
[05:02]It was not Joe from Woodbury.
[05:05]Now, my good college friend who if like I've lent it, like if I let you guys money, I wouldn't
[05:10]even think twice because I know you guys would give me the next day.
[05:12]You give me within a week or whatever.
[05:14]Yeah.
[05:14]But this is a guy I'd never met before.
[05:16]And he was kind of like he came off as like a Barney Big Nuts, like Big Spender type guy.
[05:21]He did.
[05:22]And I remember loaning the money.
[05:23]Except he was the guy who was like, oh, no, you don't buy drinks at the table.
[05:26]You go buy drinks in the in the bodega off the.
[05:28]Yeah.
[05:29]Yeah.
[05:29]But I remember I let this guy like a material sum of cash.
[05:34]And then I think I he lost and he was betting big money.
[05:38]And I just assumed I'd get it back.
[05:41]And then I eventually had to go to Joe from Woodbury and be like, hey, you got to pay me for this.
[05:45]And Joe did because he's he's a stand up dude.
[05:48]And then Joe, as the middleman, went and got the money back from him.
[05:51]Wow.
[05:52]Did he break some fingers?
[05:54]Yeah, really?
[05:55]Yeah.
[05:56]That would be embarrassing.
[05:58]I anytime I haven't paid somebody.
[05:59]It's always been one of the most embarrassing things of my life.
[06:02]I hate owing people money.
[06:04]I've said this more than once in the podcast.
[06:06]I still owe Russell for the room from twenty twenty two.
[06:08]I think so.
[06:09]I think everything, everything shakes out the end.
[06:13]Have Russell paid for this year's room, which is going to be a thousand dollars.
[06:17]Yeah.
[06:17]In twenty twenty four.
[06:19]Friends decide to listen to everyone.
[06:20]Flamingo.
[06:21]Matt is Matt being real.
[06:22]What he says we're doing the flamingo this year is booked.
[06:24]Right.
[06:25]I did not book yet.
[06:26]But like that, you look, Russell, you tell me.
[06:29]Like that is the only place that is a hundred dollars cheaper than everything else.
[06:33]Now, the flamingo is classically a rundown casino.
[06:35]Russell, do you care how nice your hotel room is?
[06:38]Really?
[06:38]I mean, if the ladies of the night are a little cheaper, I'll sign up for it.
[06:42]Rob, bleep that.
[06:43]Rob, you have to bleep that out.
[06:45]We talked about this before.
[06:46]When I want to bleep something out, you got to bleep something out.
[06:49]Rob, she's standing upstairs.
[06:53]Ron, Ron, she's upstairs.
[06:57]Listen.
[06:59]Russell, we can never let all of our significant others know how much we spend with the ladies
[07:07]of the night when we go to Vegas.
[07:08]Oh, God.
[07:08]Okay.
[07:09]I will never let them know exactly how many times we've gone with professional escorts.
[07:14]Okay.
[07:15]We definitely have done that.
[07:17]Do not.
[07:18]Yeah.
[07:18]Do not disclose the number.
[07:19]Yeah.
[07:20]If you think I'm less embarrassed about that than setting an alarm at 730 so I can run
[07:25]to the sports book to bet early college games.
[07:29]How about this year, Russell?
[07:30]Let's all write down what we eat when we're there and let's read it on air for our next
[07:34]podcast.
[07:34]Do you want to do that instead?
[07:35]I thought the Spearmint Rhino was a petting zoo.
[07:39]I apologize.
[07:40]I thought the Rhino was a zoo.
[07:42]And I know we say it.
[07:44]We say it every year.
[07:45]We say it every year.
[07:46]Everybody always asks me, oh, do you guys like go to like any fancy restaurants?
[07:50]I go, no.
[07:51]I said, the group that I go with, I tell everybody at work and everything.
[07:54]I go, I said, here's, here's the group I go with.
[07:57]We could go spend a hundred dollars.
[07:59]We could go spend a hundred dollars at a steak place, but that is $95 more that they
[08:04]cannot spend betting on sports when they can just go get a hot dog for five bucks.
[08:07]I'm doubling my Wagobi dose when I get down there.
[08:11]So I'm not going to eat anything.
[08:12]I'm going to be a gambling machine.
[08:14]We did the Gordon Ramsay burgers one year.
[08:17]That was like about a 35 down.
[08:19]We had it delivered.
[08:19]Didn't we?
[08:20]Like somebody, we did have to take out to the, like we had it like take out to the sports
[08:25]book.
[08:25]It's the thing is when you gamble with money, you actually make more money.
[08:29]That's what a lot of people don't realize.
[08:30]It comes back.
[08:31]It's an investment.
[08:32]And if you lose it, well, then you just bet more because eventually you're going to get
[08:35]it back.
[08:36]Or if you're Aaron, you deduct that on your taxes.
[08:38]That's right.
[08:39]You need to itemize.
[08:41]I have $800 set aside currently for bubble grabs.
[08:45]It is going to make me so much money this year.
[08:47]I have a scheme.
[08:48]I have a system that is guaranteed to work.
[08:51]Okay.
[08:52]100%.
[08:53]In 2020, four friends I saw that I saw it on Tik TOK, a hundred, four friends said, listen,
[08:59]everyone in 2020, four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums
[09:03]is decided by Rolling Stone magazine.
[09:04]This resulted in a text chain that's celebrating the music, excoriated the order and led us
[09:08]to make this podcast.
[09:09]You know what?
[09:09]I'm doing this as loud as I want.
[09:11]Okay.
[09:11]Nobody controls me.
[09:12]Nobody tells me.
[09:13]Nobody tells me what to do.
[09:14]Yeah.
[09:14]We can, we can tell.
[09:16]We are far from experts and promise to do almost no research.
[09:18]All opinions are our own.
[09:19]Unless you disagree.
[09:20]Some guys run their house.
[09:21]Some guys run around their house.
[09:22]Beck did it better.
[09:23]I just thought if my kid comes in and slams the door, I'm going to be so mad.
[09:27]We're all the way up to album two.
[09:28]And from 1966, we have maybe the most intimidating singer I have heard yet on this list.
[09:36]She will let you know.
[09:37]And I don't think that indicates any weird mom issues I have.
[09:41]Okay.
[09:41]It's not a big deal that when I hear a forceful woman, I immediately get very scared.
[09:45]Okay.
[09:46]And I'm worried that it's Sunday night at five o'clock.
[09:48]I'm never going to hide these sandwiches in my pocket pants again.
[09:52]It's Nina Simone.
[09:55]I won't do it, mom.
[09:56]I promise.
[09:56]Wild is the wind.
[09:58]That would, you know, I don't know.
[09:58]You know what?
[09:59]I got to say, if my kid put sandwiches in their pocket and we wash it, I would be so
[10:02]fucking pissed.
[10:03]I get it now.
[10:04]As an adult.
[10:05]It's terrible.
[10:06]Nina Simone.
[10:07]Wild is the wind.
[10:08]Listen, let's not mess around.
[10:10]Let's turn on K-Rob.
[10:11]Let's get right to it.
[10:12]Now, I'm going to say this is going to go down.
[10:13]I know we still did parody songs.
[10:15]What's this portion?
[10:18]What's this portion of the pod?
[10:20]I don't know.
[10:20]I don't recognize this.
[10:22]Is this a new?
[10:22]Is this a new thing?
[10:24]I think from now on, I'm going to do parody's nuts in your mouth.
[10:28]If you don't look out, I can't even think of anything.
[10:31]Got him.
[10:32]Now, listen, this is going to go down as my worst parody song ever.
[10:35]Parody Brown as I hide these eyes and slam it in your face.
[10:38]Parody Brown.
[10:41]Think how cool it would be to have two penises.
[10:45]You know what I mean?
[10:45]If you had two penises along with two balls, just think about it, guys.
[10:48]I'm just going to do one motion with my hands.
[10:50]So two in one and flip it.
[10:52]Yeah, you're ski racing.
[10:53]You're ski racing all the time.
[10:54]You're like, you know what I mean?
[10:56]Like, you're really pulling.
[10:57]I don't like when Rob.
[10:58]It makes the jack off noises, though.
[10:59]It makes me feel very comfortable.
[11:01]What do you do?
[11:02]That's what he was doing until you said it.
[11:03]No one had to know that's what he was doing.
[11:05]Here's the question, Aaron.
[11:06]Would you do them both at the same rhythm?
[11:08]Like, or would you go like double time out?
[11:13]Like, well, it's like, you know, I, when I used to, when we used to go to
[11:18]like cross country style, I used to like to drink the two for ones.
[11:21]Do I get the same?
[11:22]Like, instead of leaving one for the, like, instead of drinking them
[11:25]sequentially, I like to drink them equally.
[11:26]Oh, that's fucked.
[11:28]That is so messed up.
[11:31]If you would drink them, like you drink them down evenly.
[11:34]That's like, do you get two for one beers?
[11:35]The Hercule back in the day, drink them even.
[11:37]That's so bad.
[11:40]R.I.P.
[11:41]Resonance.
[11:42]R.I.P.
[11:43]Hercule.
[11:44]How would you jerk it?
[11:44]If you had two dongs, we going milk in a cow style or are we doing
[11:48]probably how you, you like weirdos try to lift your, uh, when you,
[11:53]when you call that when you're dead lifting, you know, you got like
[11:55]the opposite.
[11:56]So maybe like inverted.
[11:58]That's who you're going to mix grip.
[11:59]One thumb up, thumb down.
[12:00]You're doing the Cisco and Ebert.
[12:02]You're doing the Cisco and Ebert jacket.
[12:03]I'm two dongs.
[12:04]Well, okay.
[12:07]Russell, how about you?
[12:07]You got two dongs.
[12:08]Are you doing the milking the cow or are you doing what we call the
[12:13]inflating the bike tires where you're going like this at the same
[12:15]time?
[12:15]I'm going cross cross arm over arm, Rob, right?
[12:21]Right to left, left, right.
[12:22]Like degeneration.
[12:23]Wow.
[12:24]You're going, you're actually doing two dicks for you.
[12:28]I'm going to do the same thing.
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[37:28]I realize what we're doing right now, right?
[37:30]I do.
[37:31]We're making a podcast that people are listening to, walking around at lunch at work.
[37:36]How much money are we making off this bad boy?
[37:40]None.
[37:41]Yeah, there you go.
[37:42]It kind of feels like the real podcast is the friends we made along the way.
[37:46]I want bigger headphones that block out more noise.
[37:49]I want headphones that cover my eyes so I don't have to see my family.
[37:52]You know what?
[37:53]I'm going to call Rob out for this.
[37:54]Rob sends us pictures all the time.
[37:56]He's in New York City.
[37:57]He's going to...
[37:58]He's going to do the jujitsu or something.
[37:59]Rob walks around with the big headphones on his head.
[38:02]He does.
[38:03]I could never do that.
[38:04]I've got the Bose little earbuds and they're fantastic.
[38:08]But Rob, you walk around with big headphones all the time.
[38:11]Yeah.
[38:12]I could never do that.
[38:13]Never.
[38:14]New York is loud as fuck all the time.
[38:16]The trains are loud.
[38:17]Everything's loud all the time.
[38:19]The headphones are so nice.
[38:21]It's quiet.
[38:23]I couldn't be without them.
[38:25]Now, you just do it at lunch?
[38:27]Or do you...
[38:28]Do you do it in the morning when you walk into the office or every...
[38:31]Oh, I mean, I...
[38:32]Once I leave my car, I mean, I don't put AirPods in or anything like that to go up to my office.
[38:37]That's another thing.
[38:38]Oh, I would.
[38:39]Seven, eight minute walk.
[38:40]Yeah.
[38:41]All the time.
[38:42]And it's hard to play, but when you got two dicks and only one ball, right?
[38:44]Wait, you have only one ball in the scenario?
[38:46]Are you saying this is a wheelbarrow scenario?
[38:48]I thought that's what you were saying earlier.
[38:49]I looked down and it looks like a wheelbarrow.
[38:50]It was a wheelbarrow.
[38:51]Wow.
[38:52]Is that this episode?
[38:53]That's so different.
[38:54]Let's give apologies to the Nina Simone estate and all the Nina Simone fans out there.
[38:57]I would do Russell's water ski it with both hands going sideways like this.
[39:01]No.
[39:02]No.
[39:03]Like I'm holding on to a water ski rope.
[39:04]You can't...
[39:05]You can't water ski it.
[39:06]Man, that is...
[39:07]Russell, this has been a long one.
[39:08]Yeah.
[39:09]Yeah.
[39:10]So I like to try it out.
[39:11]Russell's, we're going long.
[39:12]Rolling going.
[39:13]Guys, I have three topics.
[39:14]We've done this before.
[39:15]This is trivial pursuit style.
[39:17]Here are the categories.
[39:18]I'll let you guys pick the category that we're going to talk about.
[39:20]All right.
[39:21]You can go food and beverage, travel and leisure, or arts and entertainment.
[39:26]God, Russell.
[39:27]That's so tempting.
[39:28]But we got to go food and beverage, right?
[39:29]We haven't had a good food and beverage in a while.
[39:30]Let's go food and beverage.
[39:31]Food and beverage.
[39:32]Hot take.
[39:33]We went out to eat last night.
[39:34]We went to a restaurant.
[39:35]We got a dessert.
[39:36]And the dessert that we got came in a jar.
[39:37]Hot take.
[39:38]I think any dessert in a jar is the best dessert ever.
[39:39]100%.
[39:40]What do you guys think of that hot take?
[39:41]It was like an apple thing with some whipped cream.
[39:42]This was a Nancy Silverton, who's a famous chef.
[39:43]Butterscotch Boudinot.
[39:44]A butterscotch Boudinot.
[39:45]Any Boudinot.
[39:46]Oh, all right.
[39:47]Any Boudinot.
[39:48]Any Boudinot.
[39:49]This was a Nancy Silverton, who's a famous chef, butterscotch fudino.
[39:53]A butterscotch fudino.
[39:55]Any dessert in a jar, you have to get.
[39:58]Highly recommend any dessert in a jar.
[40:00]Do you get like a special size spoon for it too?
[40:03]Aaron, they give you special.
[40:04]Just the right size?
[40:04]Aaron, they give you the right size spoons.
[40:06]You know damn well they do.
[40:08]That's so great.
[40:08]And I'll say any jar dessert that has butterscotch in it, you know that's a lock.
[40:13]That's a lock to be able to win.
[40:14]Easy.
[40:14]God, I love butterscotch so much.
[40:16]Travel and leisure, arts and entertainment.
[40:18]Aaron, what do you want?
[40:19]You know, I'll say too, Russell, I don't mind drinking out of a jar.
[40:22]You know what I mean?
[40:23]If a restaurant has jar glasses, I think it's fun.
[40:26]I think it's whimsical.
[40:26]I'm in for that.
[40:27]I want to hear arts and entertainment.
[40:30]Arts and entertainment.
[40:31]Today, one of my nieces is very into art.
[40:35]She's 10 going on 11, so probably a little younger than your kids, Rob, Matt.
[40:40]Probably about your oldest age, right?
[40:42]She's really into art.
[40:44]She always wanted to go to the Minneapolis Institute of Art.
[40:47]Nice.
[40:48]My sister and her family came up.
[40:49]I met them at the Minneapolis Institute of Art today.
[40:53]Wow.
[40:54]And so what I was going to ask you guys, and I had a great time with them,
[40:58]what is the perfect amount of time to spend at an art exhibit or a museum?
[41:04]I'm going to say, if you're with kids, we were with kids 10 and 8.
[41:12]Then I would say 10 and 8, 45 minutes.
[41:16]I was going to say an hour.
[41:18]Yeah, I was going one hour.
[41:19]I was going right at one hour.
[41:20]I have the right answer.
[41:21]We were there about an hour and 25, I would say.
[41:24]Oh, nice.
[41:25]I think the right amount of time is one hour and one minute.
[41:29]I think you want to be there long enough to say you were there for more than an hour,
[41:33]because that's respectable.
[41:34]Yep.
[41:34]And we made it through most of the third floor and part of the second floor, so it was great.
[41:39]But I think it's one hour and one minute is the perfect time for an art exhibit or a museum.
[41:44]The one thing I will say, my favorite, we don't need to...
[41:48]I know this is an art podcast.
[41:49]We've talked a lot about art over the years, but...
[41:51]Number one art podcast.
[41:52]Always, yeah.
[41:52]Travel and Leisure.
[41:53]Who's up next?
[41:54]Matt, Travel and Leisure?
[41:55]That's me.
[41:56]Well, yeah, let's go Travel and Leisure.
[41:58]Oh, yeah, I love it.
[41:58]Travel and Leisure.
[41:59]I was down in Rochester the other day, Rob's hometown.
[42:03]Right by Cannon Falls.
[42:04]It's way past...
[42:06]So close.
[42:07]It's way close to where I lived and where Rob lives.
[42:10]I'll just say that.
[42:11]I almost pulled over on the way back to show Rob how far it was.
[42:14]We were down there, and I had to go to a building.
[42:18]I went into a parking ramp, and I'm just going to say this.
[42:22]This is embarrassing for me.
[42:24]I do not like driving in tall parking ramps.
[42:27]I don't like going up steep inclines.
[42:30]I've told you guys before at concerts, I don't like heights.
[42:33]I had to park on the ninth floor of a parking ramp in Rochester.
[42:37]That's okay.
[42:38]And I'm just going to say I about had a medical issue going up that high.
[42:44]It was SGP.
[42:45]Every time I turned...
[42:47]Every time I turned in the parking ramp, I could see a clear wall
[42:51]because they have a lot of clear walls in this parking ramp
[42:53]where you can see outside.
[42:54]You can see outside?
[42:55]You can see outside.
[42:56]So when you pull up into the side, you're pulling up into, in my mind, nothing.
[43:01]Yeah.
[43:02]No, that's bad.
[43:02]There shouldn't be clear walls.
[43:04]That's crazy.
[43:04]I park on the ninth floor of this ramp.
[43:06]Russell, let me ask you.
[43:07]What if it's a straight curly Q-up?
[43:10]Do you mind that as much?
[43:11]Is that worse?
[43:12]Oh, I can't stand the straight curly Q-up.
[43:14]This one was actually very flat.
[43:16]Yeah.
[43:17]And so it was very...
[43:17]It was reasonable, but I was still freaking out.
[43:20]I love the time.
[43:21]I love driving in the ramp, though, when I'm turning and the tires are squealing.
[43:24]Doesn't the tires seem to squeal more?
[43:26]I feel like I'm, like, passing the brakes.
[43:28]Rob, you think eventually you're going to have to run in the wall, right?
[43:30]Like, you can only hold strong in that turn so much, right?
[43:33]Yeah, it's great.
[43:34]But so we get up there, and I'm like...
[43:36]We get out, and it turns out right next to this building,
[43:40]all the elevators are right next to, like, glass doors and windows.
[43:46]So everything...
[43:47]Everything you see when you get up and you're walking to the elevator is glass windows,
[43:51]meaning guys like me that are scared to heights, I had a fucking freakout.
[43:56]I had a meltdown.
[43:56]Oh.
[43:57]Oh, no.
[43:58]Yeah.
[43:59]So we go in, and we get to the elevator, and I...
[44:01]And a Diddy-style freakout.
[44:02]And I'm going to guess also this was...
[44:04]Oh, God, Matt.
[44:04]I'm going to guess this was not a situation where you had the freedom to meltdown.
[44:10]Like, this was a situation where you needed to be a little, like, the solid person, right?
[44:15]Yes.
[44:16]Yes.
[44:16]Yes.
[44:16]Yes.
[44:16]Yes.
[44:16]Yes.
[44:17]I have a point where we're walking into this elevator on the ninth floor,
[44:20]and the only way you can get to the elevator is walking by a window that is floor to ceiling to ground.
[44:29]So you're walking by, and there's nothing there but a window.
[44:32]And so I walk in, and I'm literally grabbing the cement walls.
[44:38]Like, my hands are on the cement walls.
[44:40]I'm having, like, a freakout of all freakouts.
[44:43]Oh, no.
[44:44]The upstairs roommate says, what's going on here?
[44:46]And I go...
[44:46]I don't like heights.
[44:48]I had a moment.
[44:49]I just said...
[44:51]And I go...
[44:52]What's going on here?
[44:52]I go...
[44:53]I go, I don't like heights.
[44:54]And I said, please don't make fun of me right now.
[44:56]I just need to get out of here.
[44:58]That was what happened.
[44:59]That's my travel and leisure.
[45:01]There you go.
[45:02]It's more travel than leisure, but thank you for sharing.
[45:05]The next line she said was not, I've never been this turned on in my entire life.
[45:09]Please don't make fun of me.
[45:12]Oh, this is what I love.
[45:13]But I can't stand, like, this happens sometimes.
[45:16]In downtown Minneapolis, I'll go to a game or something.
[45:18]You have to go up the ramp.
[45:20]Yeah.
[45:20]And it's one of the steep ramps where you're...
[45:22]Like, if you don't drive fast enough, you'll start rolling back, right?
[45:26]You got to go fast.
[45:28]I can't handle it.
[45:30]I've got major problems.
[45:31]These are my problems.
[45:32]Rob, can you handle, like, the ramps?
[45:35]I do hate heights.
[45:37]And then I had to do a field trip with my seventh graders this week where it was a rock climbing place where I had to put on a harness.
[45:42]That's the first thing you do when you get in.
[45:43]No way.
[45:44]So now I'm a big guy in a harness.
[45:46]And then I have to go up on a ropes course up top.
[45:48]And I was just like, I have to just suck it up and do it.
[45:51]I have to not look scared in front of all these kids.
[45:54]It was terrifying.
[45:54]But I get it, Russell, because I'm not a big fan of heights myself.
[45:58]Like, when there's a lot of airplane jiggle, you know, like turbulence, I'll be, like, gripping my seat tight.
[46:05]And Jenny's like, what are you doing?
[46:07]Like, she doesn't say, like, what's going on.
[46:08]She goes, what are you doing?
[46:09]Are you scared?
[46:10]I'm like, oh, yeah, the thought of us dying in a plane crash.
[46:12]Yeah, that does actually scare me a little bit.
[46:14]Airplane jiggle.
[46:15]Yeah.
[46:15]Yeah.
[46:15]When we leave, when we go down.
[46:18]You get a little airplane jiggle.
[46:19]We go down the ninth floor ramp when we're leaving.
[46:23]And I'm driving, like, it says 10 miles an hour.
[46:26]So most people, my guests drive probably 15 going down around that ramp.
[46:30]And I'm going, like, four.
[46:32]I'm barely moving.
[46:33]And there's no reason I should be afraid.
[46:36]Like, there's no chance I'm going to drive through a cement wall and drive off the ledge of this building.
[46:41]I couldn't do it.
[46:42]There's something fucked up with me.
[46:43]I'm really messed up.
[46:45]There's something.
[46:45]There's something wrong.
[46:46]Rob.
[46:48]I get it.
[46:48]How's it going with you?
[46:49]I get it.
[46:50]Wow.
[46:50]Listen.
[46:51]Wow.
[46:51]Hey, hey, thanks for that trivial pursuit adventure.
[46:54]It was great.
[46:55]Food and beverage, travel, leisure, arts, and entertainment.
[46:58]Thank you for bringing the.
[46:59]I'm going to pick.
[46:59]Russell, I'm going to pick sex toys, cushion, triangle bed.
[47:03]Please.
[47:05]Now.
[47:08]Okay.
[47:09]Next week, I will be going over.
[47:10]I will be playing you my standup act.
[47:12]That is my plan for next week's rolling going.
[47:13]Oh, wow.
[47:14]Okay.
[47:15]Okay.
[47:15]Okay.
[47:15]That is.
[47:15]That's where we're going to be this week.
[47:17]I came back to work from South Africa.
[47:19]My boss said, oh, did you go on a safari?
[47:22]I said, yeah.
[47:22]I said, look at this picture I took.
[47:24]He then took my phone.
[47:26]Okay.
[47:27]He then proceeded to say to me, can I scroll through these pictures?
[47:31]No, you can't.
[47:33]I had someone your phone.
[47:35]I can't say no.
[47:37]You got to say no.
[47:38]It's an older guy.
[47:39]I can't.
[47:39]Russell.
[47:39]If he says, oh, excuse me, Rob.
[47:41]Can I scroll through your picture?
[47:42]I go, oh, God, would you give someone your phone?
[47:44]I would never hand it.
[47:45]I wouldn't hand one of you guys my phone.
[47:46]Just hand over your phone?
[47:47]Yeah.
[47:48]If I was going to show you a picture, I would hold my phone up to your face like this.
[47:53]I would never let Aaron hold my phone.
[47:56]He wanted to scroll through all the animals.
[47:58]And all I was thinking is like, I just sent a picture to the guys of how every night at
[48:03]the hotel we had turndown service.
[48:05]And every night they would put my wife's vibrator right in the middle of her side of the bed.
[48:08]And she would have it like hidden somewhere and they would always bring it out and put
[48:13]it up.
[48:13]Like it was like my side had like mints.
[48:15]And her side had this big vibrator.
[48:16]And I'm like, he could get to the vibrator picture.
[48:20]Hello.
[48:21]And I was like, what is going on?
[48:22]But what do you say?
[48:22]You can't say no, Russell.
[48:24]He honestly might not know what it is.
[48:26]Like that thing.
[48:26]Once again, we discussed before the podcast.
[48:28]That did not look like a vibrator.
[48:30]You always want to talk about this.
[48:32]Please.
[48:32]Every episode I have to edit it out.
[48:35]It looks like an irrigation system or something.
[48:38]To me, it's normal size, Darren.
[48:41]Just going to say that.
[48:43]It looks like.
[48:45]It looks like it can water a small farm.
[48:48]That thing is huge.
[48:49]She's got a type.
[48:55]Okay.
[48:56]What do I say?
[48:58]No, don't scroll.
[48:59]Like once he has my phone.
[49:00]So my mistake, Russell, is my mistake.
[49:02]My mistake was handing the phone over.
[49:04]You should never hand your phone.
[49:06]I wouldn't hand my phone to any of you guys.
[49:09]Never.
[49:09]I'd be scrolling.
[49:11]But I think it's just people who are older than you.
[49:15]Right?
[49:15]Like young people know not to take your phone and scroll.
[49:18]Like I would never take any of your guys' phones and scroll.
[49:21]I don't want to see the pictures that bad.
[49:23]But guys, you can't say no, don't scroll.
[49:26]Wait, that's a lie.
[49:27]You absolutely would take one of our phones and scroll.
[49:29]No, I wouldn't.
[49:31]I would feel terrible if I found like a sex picture with you and your wife or something.
[49:34]I would feel awful.
[49:35]That would not be fun for me.
[49:37]I would never scroll through a phone.
[49:38]I really want to know what I do on the ninth floor of a parking lot.
[49:41]Russell's like, oh, I'm so nervous in the car.
[49:45]Let me blow up this pillow.
[49:46]I'm hyperventilating into a pillow.
[49:54]I'm going to say this.
[50:00]I'm going to be nice about it.
[50:01]Rob did his first stand-up act ever within the last week.
[50:07]And he's like, fuck you guys.
[50:09]I'm going to make you wait a whole other week for our listeners.
[50:15]Three weeks before he tells us about how it went.
[50:18]Listen, this pisses me off like no other.
[50:22]Matt says this all the time on text.
[50:27]You should quit your job and you should be a stand-up comedian.
[50:29]And you did your first stand-up show and you're like, I'm going to make you guys wait.
[50:34]What are we talking about?
[50:36]You don't realize this is one of the main host duties.
[50:38]We're at an hour 10 right now of recording.
[50:40]This is bullshit.
[50:41]I've got, if I do the stand-up bit, I want to be able to give that a nice big amount of time.
[50:45]I want to be able to give that a nice big amount of time.
[50:45]I want to be able to give that a nice big amount of time.
[50:45]We're going to do it next week, Russell.
[50:47]This is a decision that I have to make.
[50:48]And you know what?
[50:49]You know, you don't always have to like what you get, but it's what's good for you.
[50:52]Okay.
[50:53]This is not what you like, but it's what's good for you.
[50:55]You got to trust me.
[50:56]Okay.
[50:56]We're going to let this thing breathe.
[50:57]Russell, think of it.
[50:59]We've already got the blow up pillow bit that we're going to do at the end.
[51:01]We've got the two penis bit we're going to be at the end.
[51:03]We're set.
[51:04]We don't need any more running bits.
[51:05]Wait, wait, wait.
[51:06]Is the two penis bit this episode?
[51:08]The two penis bit is this episode.
[51:10]And I've been sitting here literally moving my hands in different ways.
[51:13]Rob, I apologize.
[51:14]We just had like three rolling bullets.
[51:15]I apologize.
[51:16]I messed up.
[51:18]Trust the process.
[51:22]You got to trust the process.
[51:23]We're talking about Nina Simone, Wild as the Wind.
[51:27]Now, this is the least detailed thing I've ever seen on Wikipedia.
[51:31]It literally was like one paragraph for the album.
[51:34]Basically, this album was a bunch of, this was recorded in 66.
[51:39]It's just a bunch of leftover recordings from other sessions from 64 and 65.
[51:44]It's a strange choice for, was this, was this on the original list?
[51:48]It's very, like, she has such a huge catalog.
[51:50]I don't know.
[51:51]It's very interesting that this is what they chose.
[51:53]And I'm not even quarreling with it necessarily, but it's, it's an out there choice.
[51:57]It's the only Nina Simone list, album on this list.
[52:00]I mean, come on.
[52:01]That's crazy.
[52:02]So I got to give you the whole Simone background because there's not that much about the album.
[52:06]I don't really have much else to say, but Simone's story is fascinating.
[52:09]So Simone was born in North Carolina, family eight.
[52:12]She wants to become a piano player.
[52:14]She gets into New York City's Juilliard, goes to Juilliard for classical piano.
[52:20]Rob, snap it.
[52:21]Let's all clap.
[52:22]We might come back to that Juilliard school in about 15 minutes.
[52:25]All right.
[52:27]That sounds.
[52:27]I love it, Aaron.
[52:32]I have multiple kids that I teach go and try out for piano at Juilliard.
[52:34]I mean, she was a virtuoso.
[52:36]Yeah.
[52:37]But, but Aaron, they're like practicing like 12 hours a day on the weekends and like six
[52:41]hours a day when they get home from school.
[52:43]It's crazy.
[52:43]And then.
[52:44]And then the kid who did it, I said, how did it go?
[52:45]And he goes, I got destroyed by some nine-year-old from South Korea.
[52:48]And I was like, yeah, I bet that's how it always goes there.
[52:50]I read it's like five to 7% acceptance rate.
[52:54]Very low.
[52:55]It's insane to know that you've got to do that is crazy.
[52:58]So then after that, she plays in Atlantic City as their job and they say, hey, we're
[53:02]too cheap.
[53:03]We're not going to get you any accompaniments.
[53:04]Now you got to sing with the songs you're playing on the piano.
[53:06]So she starts to sing.
[53:07]She goes on to record 40 albums between 1958 and 1974.
[53:11]Yeah.
[53:12]Just prolific.
[53:12]Martin Luther King.
[53:14]Junior gets killed.
[53:16]Nina Simone is friends with him, says, I don't like where the country is going.
[53:20]She leaves the U.S. in 1970, never to perform in the U.S. again, never to return until 1995
[53:28]to collect music royalties that were owed to her from record companies.
[53:33]25 years.
[53:35]25 years.
[53:36]And she still didn't sing in the U.S. after 1970.
[53:38]So let's get into Nina Simone.
[53:43]And I got to say.
[53:44]I told you guys, this is a very, to me, it's a very serious album.
[53:47]This voice is crazy.
[53:49]I love your love and ways, but you can tell this wasn't an album.
[53:54]Like it's not.
[53:55]The songs all sound very different.
[53:57]Yeah.
[53:58]You can tell they're all recorded in different places.
[54:00]Yeah.
[54:01]Different bands.
[54:02]When you say that, like, was this released originally?
[54:05]Is this the greatest dance or not?
[54:07]No.
[54:08]No.
[54:08]It's like the B sides.
[54:09]Yeah.
[54:10]It was like a odds and ends thing that was released in 66, right?
[54:14]Yeah.
[54:14]They were never released anywhere else, Russell.
[54:16]These were cut from all of her other albums.
[54:17]Because at the time, like, I mean, I don't know when like Silk and Soul would have come out,
[54:21]but this feels like it would have come from like the Silk and Soul sessions.
[54:24]But then other stuff could have come from Pastel Blues or other Nina Simone sings the blues or other stuff she did.
[54:30]What album would you recommend people do, Aaron, if they had to listen to Nina Simone?
[54:35]I have always loved her.
[54:37]So here's what's interesting, Rob, is you said the album feels serious and kind of scary.
[54:42]And I agree with you.
[54:42]Like she has.
[54:44]An imposing figure.
[54:46]But I've always enjoyed her live albums in part because the her banter from the stage is actually very funny and and sort of witty and like has a great banter with the audience.
[54:57]So the thing that I always had on CD was might have just been called Nina Simone in concert.
[55:02]But it starts with I loves you, Porgy.
[55:05]And it has Pirate Jenny on it and Mississippi Goddamn and a couple of others.
[55:08]So I've always loved her live stuff.
[55:10]My absolute favorite album, though, of Nina Simone's is.
[55:14]I think the album is called To Love Somebody.
[55:16]And so it starts with the cover of the Bee Gees song To Love Somebody and has a Leonard Cohen cover on there and a Bob Dylan cover.
[55:24]I've always loved her covers of pop tunes.
[55:26]Yeah, I I could see that where they having that that banter would be fun.
[55:30]I would like it if she got out there and she goes, hey, I want to lose enough weight to cheat on my wife.
[55:33]But you know, I mean, then she's witty.
[55:38]She's very funny.
[55:39]Like an incisive, you know, I just want.
[55:43]Oh, yeah.
[55:43]I just.
[55:44]I just want to lose enough weight.
[55:45]That's all he wants.
[55:46]To be invited to my co-host breakout comedy podcast episode.
[55:51]Listen.
[55:52]Which I guess is happening in three weeks from now instead of tonight.
[55:54]You guys will come when I get a full 10 minutes.
[55:56]I need a 10 minutes to get in my orgy bit.
[55:58]I had to cut a whole orgy bit from it.
[55:59]We'll get into it.
[56:00]But but like that sounded kind of like a doo-wop song, like with a band and everything.
[56:05]And then we have four women, which is this very serious civil rights.
[56:09]I mean, Nina Simone is a famous civil rights activist.
[56:12]This is about four women.
[56:14]Two women who are African-American stereotypes.
[56:16]And this song was actually banned on a New York jazz radio station due to concern over the lyrics.
[56:23]Cowards.
[56:24]Eric, can I ask, how would you describe her voice?
[56:28]Yeah, she has.
[56:31]I wouldn't describe it as beautiful necessarily, but I would describe it as commanding.
[56:37]And I would describe it as versatile and expressive.
[56:44]What more can I say?
[56:47]I mean, I just feel like, I mean, how old is she here?
[56:51]She's not old, but she sounds like somebody who's seen the whole world in 25 or something.
[56:55]I was disappointed with it.
[56:57]Born in 33.
[56:58]Oh, wow.
[56:59]So she's 30, 32, 34.
[57:01]Pretty sick.
[57:03]But see, now this is like almost like a show tune, right?
[57:07]Like it totally switches.
[57:08]But listen to this.
[57:14]Some fun builds in this album.
[57:15]Yeah, that's really great.
[57:18]That's so great.
[57:20]Yeah, these first three songs very clearly from different recording sessions.
[57:24]Gosh.
[57:25]Now, the next song, Lilac Wine.
[57:27]Of course, we remember hearing this on the Jeff Buckley album.
[57:30]Okay, it's probably the song we remember the best off that album.
[57:32]He basically does a note for note cover of hers, right?
[57:37]Like he clearly listened to hers over and over.
[57:40]This is a song about getting intoxicated and how great it is.
[57:44]Which, once again, I will be doing tomorrow because it is handing out candy day.
[57:47]Guys, is there anything better than when you know you're going to go drink the next day
[57:52]and you've got all your stuff done, you can go to bed early?
[57:54]It's a good feeling, right?
[57:56]I'm not going to get blindsided and drink too much.
[57:59]The only thing better, Rob, is when you have a book that pairs Nina Simone with a cocktail.
[58:05]Wow.
[58:06]You're going to drink.
[58:06]Wow.
[58:07]That's crazy.
[58:07]I'm drinking a Gin Ricky, which they suggest on this.
[58:11]Have you guys ever had a Gin Ricky before, Rob?
[58:14]You're a bartender.
[58:14]What's in a Gin Ricky?
[58:15]Wow.
[58:16]It's stolen a lot of bases.
[58:17]Oh, that's Gin Ricky Henderson.
[58:21]That's different.
[58:21]Well, I would tell you guys what's in it, but I left my book upstairs and I was rushing.
[58:28]So I think there's gin and some lime and you're supposed to do club soda with it.
[58:33]But we're out of club soda.
[58:36]So instead, I stole this can of green bubbly.
[58:39]Do you guys do bubblers?
[58:41]That's the same.
[58:41]There you go.
[58:42]Yeah, that's it.
[58:44]So I'm drinking a Gin Ricky tonight in honor of Nina Simone.
[58:46]How do you think of that?
[58:47]Love it.
[58:48]It definitely feels like one of those old sailor drinks, right?
[58:50]It was like, oh, we're trying to get scurvy.
[58:52]So we'll put some gin with the limes and then it keeps longer.
[58:55]Oh, look at that.
[58:56]Russell's got a nice glass.
[58:58]Coop.
[59:00]I always think of a Gin Ricky as a very old person's drink, like a slow gin fizz or something.
[59:04]Now, let me ask you guys this.
[59:08]Wait, wait.
[59:09]I was on Joy Division.
[59:10]I was like, this is totally wrong.
[59:11]I.
[59:13]When I hand out.
[59:14]Candy.
[59:14]I'm going to doing.
[59:15]I'm doing a couple of bits.
[59:16]Okay.
[59:17]So what do you think of this bit?
[59:18]The bit number one, I reach into the kid's bag and take one of their candy pieces and
[59:22]say, oh, thanks so much.
[59:23]How old are the kids?
[59:25]They are like, you know, elementary school.
[59:27]That's who I'm doing the bits with.
[59:30]And reaching into reaching into like a six year old's bag.
[59:33]It's like a bit much.
[59:34]So funny.
[59:35]The look they give me when I say, oh, thank you so much.
[59:37]And I put it.
[59:38]Oh, it's so good.
[59:38]And the other bit I do is I say to the kids, you can eat as much candy today as you want.
[59:43]Your parents can't tell.
[59:44]Tell you what to do.
[59:44]I have had parents get pretty mad at me for saying that.
[59:47]And it makes me laugh every single time.
[59:49]Because again, I am hammered.
[59:51]Nicole and I have been drinking.
[59:53]We're handing out candy.
[59:54]You know what?
[59:54]We are gone.
[59:55]Rob jokes about him being hammered.
[59:58]He is hammered at this event.
[60:00]Because I believe a year or two ago, Rob was going to beat me on Halloween and he was too
[60:05]drunk to beat me.
[60:06]I was in New York City.
[60:08]I was in like Manhattan, like in a nice hotel.
[60:12]We're going to find a time to like watch a.
[60:14]Football game and he was too drunk to beat me.
[60:16]You know what, Rob?
[60:17]I had respect for it.
[60:19]He just finally at one point, I think he texted me and said, like, I'm super drunk.
[60:22]I'm not going to be able to beat you.
[60:23]And I was like.
[60:23]And so what are you drinking?
[60:24]What's your tipple on the Halloween handout?
[60:27]We bring a bottle.
[60:29]We bring.
[60:29]First of all, we bring a nice big mug of ice and then we just have a bottle of whiskey
[60:35]and we add very little amounts of Diet Coke to it and then just drink that while we hand
[60:39]out.
[60:40]Who's we?
[60:41]We.
[60:41]Nicole.
[60:42]There's no way.
[60:43]There's no way.
[60:43]Your wife drinks this.
[60:45]No, but she was blasted two years ago.
[60:47]That was.
[60:48]What was she drinking?
[60:49]Oh, I.
[60:50]She's not drinking whiskey, Diet Coke.
[60:51]There's no way.
[60:52]She's drinking whiskey.
[60:53]Yeah.
[60:53]Whiskey is her drink.
[60:54]No fucking way.
[60:55]Yeah.
[60:55]That's what she drinks.
[60:56]Whiskey and Diet Coke.
[60:57]She'll drink whiskey.
[60:58]It's whiskey.
[60:58]She'll drink it just straight on the rocks.
[61:00]That's what she orders.
[61:01]Monster.
[61:02]That's what she orders at the bar.
[61:04]I know.
[61:05]That's all I ask.
[61:07]Listen to the soft voice.
[61:13]Oh, baby.
[61:15]I'm not asking for what I know.
[61:21]Can't she play the piano on this one, Aaron?
[61:23]I think she plays piano on almost all of the songs.
[61:27]Yeah.
[61:27]I mean, she that was her main instrument and any videos you see of her, she's at the piano.
[61:32]So I would imagine it's almost always her.
[61:34]But I didn't look up to see for sure.
[61:36]Break down and let it all out.
[61:37]I mean, this voice.
[61:38]But this voice is great.
[61:43]I was not expecting this.
[61:46]Yeah.
[61:46]Yeah.
[61:47]And Aaron knows Nina Simone way more than I do.
[61:50]I was almost expecting a Aretha, a Etta James, an Adele.
[62:00]I was expecting like a huge voice.
[62:03]Does that make sense, Aaron?
[62:05]Yeah.
[62:06]Yeah.
[62:06]I wasn't expecting this.
[62:07]It threw me for a loop, admittedly.
[62:09]You know what?
[62:10]This is almost like Amy.
[62:13]What's her name?
[62:14]Amy Winehouse, right?
[62:15]Where it's like a singer with a very distinct voice.
[62:17]Like it's a very.
[62:19]Right.
[62:20]I'm sure Winehouse listened to this.
[62:22]And like that particular song, like, yeah, I think she went through.
[62:26]I mean, she's called the High Priestess of Soul.
[62:28]So she definitely, you know, is a soulful singer and recorded some soul albums.
[62:33]I think the things that lean more toward jazz are the ones that I tend to gravitate to.
[62:38]But the one we just heard, like, was certainly the kind of thing that was like in conversation
[62:42]with Motown.
[62:43]And Stax, right?
[62:44]It fits in that lane, but she did many other things, too.
[62:47]And I have Nina Simone songs in my head.
[62:49]And when I was like, oh, they'll be on this album, because I was thinking about parody
[62:52]songs.
[62:52]And then, like, none of those songs are on this album.
[62:55]It's such a strange choice.
[62:57]Why keep on breaking my heart?
[62:58]It is a little off-putting that they were recorded in different places.
[63:08]You can just tell, like, every one sounds different.
[63:11]It would be really interesting if she sat down.
[63:13]in a place and just hammered these out with the same musicians and the same producer.
[63:18]Yeah, I think she has other studio albums.
[63:20]You mentioned Juilliard School.
[63:22]And so, like, Juilliard, is that, like, Aaron or Rob, maybe you guys can talk about it better.
[63:29]That's, like, the theater school.
[63:31]That's the music school.
[63:31]That is the school for performing arts.
[63:34]Is that right?
[63:34]Dance.
[63:35]Yeah.
[63:35]So I thought we could do a quick list of the greatest artists ever that went to Juilliard
[63:41]School.
[63:41]Wow.
[63:41]Oh, wow.
[63:42]Let's hear it.
[63:43]The greatest artists that went to Juilliard?
[63:45]Russell, I cannot wait to hear that list.
[63:46]But we're not doing actors.
[63:47]There's all sorts of amazing actors and actresses.
[63:50]There's not as many, like, pop stars or musicians that you would think that are musicians we
[63:57]would know.
[63:57]I'm excited to learn here.
[63:59]Wow.
[63:59]I'm going to be surprised.
[64:01]The first one is, in the fall of 1944, Miles Davis took a scholarship to go to the Juilliard
[64:07]School.
[64:08]So we're going to listen to Miles Davis for a little bit.
[64:13]I'm always happy to listen to Miles.
[64:14]This is what got him into New York, and then he started getting into the New York scene.
[64:18]He started playing with Charlie Parker, I think it is, Aaron, in 1945.
[64:22]But so, I don't know that he graduated, but he went to Juilliard for a while.
[64:27]That's really what got him to New York and kind of connected with him, with a lot of
[64:31]people there.
[64:31]Wow.
[64:32]I think you're right.
[64:33]I don't think he was there very long.
[64:35]Turned pro.
[64:36]Actually, when I was reading about a lot of these artists that did go there, that's what
[64:41]happened with a lot of them.
[64:42]They would go there.
[64:43]They'd meet some people, and then they would take their career a different way.
[64:46]And as we all know, if peeing your pants is cool, consider me, Miles Davis.
[64:53]That's not a joke, by the way.
[64:55]Short season over, finally.
[64:56]Don't have to worry about peeing my pants so much.
[64:59]I piss my peeing pants, right?
[65:01]Next up on the list is John Williams, the composer that did all the Star Wars, Jurassic
[65:07]Park, all that stuff.
[65:09]Yes.
[65:10]Juilliard school guy.
[65:11]Did you guys know that?
[65:12]No.
[65:12]I didn't know that.
[65:13]So he's sitting at Juilliard, and they're like, okay, what would you do if there's like
[65:18]a huge, awesome guy in a black cape walking through a space station?
[65:22]He's like, yes, finally, I got a good assignment.
[65:25]I'm curious what you guys would have picked.
[65:27]I could have picked E.T., Jurassic Park, Indiana Jones.
[65:31]What would you guys have picked for your John Williams song?
[65:33]I'm going off the board.
[65:35]I'm going off the board, Russell.
[65:36]I'm going Jaws.
[65:37]Didn't he do Jaws?
[65:38]He did do Jaws.
[65:39]You're right.
[65:39]I think you got to do Jaws.
[65:41]I'd go Indiana Jones.
[65:42]Yeah, I'd go Indiana Jones.
[65:43]It's tough for me, Indiana Jones.
[65:46]I was thinking Superman, but Jurassic Park, probably.
[65:49]Jurassic Park for me, because I played in those old bands, you know?
[65:52]Yep.
[65:52]That one rings out for me.
[65:55]I would do E.T., because that's how my doctor asked to describe my feces when he's doing
[65:59]a checkup on me.
[65:59]He's like, which E.T. does your feces look like right now?
[66:02]Is it the scared E.T. with the long neck?
[66:04]Okay.
[66:05]Is it the gray E.T. who's dying at the end?
[66:07]Okay.
[66:08]Or is it normal E.T. with a wig and hat on?
[66:12]What?
[66:13]Matt, I'm confused.
[66:16]Well, I don't know, but there are some Reese's Pieces in it, so that's...
[66:20]Okay.
[66:25]Next up on the list is one of my favorite jazz pianists that we talked about a few weeks
[66:32]ago.
[66:32]Oh, God.
[66:32]It's Chick Corea.
[66:34]Chick Corea went to Juilliard.
[66:35]Write that down, Rob, before you forget.
[66:37]Write it down.
[66:38]Oh.
[66:42]Oh.
[66:42]Oh.
[66:43]1960, he made it into Juilliard, but he didn't stay there long here.
[66:46]He didn't make it very long.
[66:48]Okay.
[66:49]He was there, and then he started becoming a jazz side man for Mongo Santamaria, Stan
[66:55]Goetz, and Miles Davis.
[66:56]He played with Miles on Bitches Brew, right?
[66:58]There you go.
[66:58]Oh, man.
[67:00]This is fun.
[67:02]Last artist on the list is actually an actor that you guys may know.
[67:07]The actor is Tim Blake Nelson, but he actually sang in the movie...
[67:12]Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou?
[67:13]Peter Milmar.
[67:14]Yes.
[67:17]He went to Juilliard.
[67:19]I did not know.
[67:20]And actually, when you think about Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou?, you think about, like, George
[67:25]Clooney, did George Clooney really sing, or is he just removing political candidates?
[67:29]It turns out Clooney didn't sing, but Tim Blake Nelson sang on that song.
[67:37]He's actually singing.
[67:38]He was the only one, the only actor that actually sang in that, and he is...
[67:42]He's in the jailhouse now.
[67:43]Yes.
[67:44]Oh, that's a great scene, too.
[67:46]So those are the greatest artists ever that went to Juilliard.
[67:50]Wow.
[67:50]Wow.
[67:50]That's wonderful, Russell.
[67:51]Great list.
[67:53]But actually, it's crazy.
[67:56]Nina Simone, I think she went there for a while to, like, pay her bills, and she was, like,
[68:01]playing accompaniment.
[68:02]She was there for a while, and she applied to go to some Philadelphia school, and she
[68:06]didn't get in.
[68:07]Yeah.
[68:08]Can you imagine, like, being the school that didn't let her into your music school?
[68:12]That's like St. Olaf not letting Aaron into the Oly Choir.
[68:15]That's crazy.
[68:16]He's on an award-winning podcast.
[68:18]She does famously point to that as a place that started her civil rights activism, because
[68:23]she's like, oh, I know why they're not letting me into some school in Philadelphia, for sure.
[68:28]Wild is the Wind.
[68:29]This was originally a Johnny Mathis song.
[68:32]And his version was nominated for Best Song Academy Award.
[68:36]But we have heard this song once before.
[68:40]Do you guys remember what album we heard this song on?
[68:42]I mean, Cat Stevens has a song like this, but I don't know that it's on that album.
[68:46]This was on an album that I forgot was only six songs long.
[68:50]David Bowie, Station to Station.
[68:55]This is the closer for this album.
[68:57]And now that I've heard the original, David's version is brilliant.
[69:04]Bowie's version.
[69:05]We're not that good of friends.
[69:06]Sounds good.
[69:10]Hey, Matt, can I ask you?
[69:11]You sent us a message the other day where Willie Nelson was covering one of Beck's songs,
[69:15]Lost Cause.
[69:16]Is that right?
[69:17]Yeah.
[69:18]Album comes out November 1st.
[69:20]I think it's kind of that.
[69:20]It seems like it's a, I don't know if he's covering a bunch of songs or that was just
[69:25]the one cover on this, on the album.
[69:28]I believe the album is called Last Leaf on the Tree.
[69:30]He's covering Lost Cause by Beck Hansen on song three on that album.
[69:36]I don't know if he's released it, but you sent a cool Instagram clip of it.
[69:39]You guys know who he's covering on?
[69:41]On song four?
[69:42]Is it?
[69:45]It's Nina Simone.
[69:46]He's covering the song Come Ye by Nina Simone.
[69:50]Wow.
[69:51]So Matt, you sent this cool link of Willie Nelson doing Beck.
[69:56]It turns out he's also doing Nina Simone.
[69:58]So when it comes to covering Nina and Beck, who did it better?
[70:03]Willie Nelson did it better.
[70:05]Willie Nelson still out there doing it, man.
[70:08]Jeez.
[70:08]Golly.
[70:09]Can you imagine?
[70:10]It makes me not want to stop.
[70:11]Smoking weed.
[70:12]All right.
[70:13]Black is the color.
[70:14]He stopped smoking weed.
[70:15]What?
[70:16]He stopped smoking weed.
[70:18]No, you're thinking of Snoop Dogg.
[70:20]No, he still consumes weed, but he stopped smoking it.
[70:22]What does consume mean?
[70:23]Yeah.
[70:24]Well, he uses it in other ways.
[70:26]Like maybe consume is the right, maybe consume is the wrong verb.
[70:29]Do you think Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg eat like gummy bears like we do in Vegas?
[70:35]Or do they have like some other contraption?
[70:37]They probably got some other stuff, right?
[70:38]Yeah.
[70:38]Like, I don't know.
[70:39]Gummies are such a nice delivery.
[70:41]You can't really improve upon it, can you?
[70:43]Do you think they ever eat a butt of Rob's dirty, lint-filled pockets?
[70:48]I'm going to guess no.
[70:49]Oh, wow.
[70:49]Yes, that's not the case.
[70:51]Black is the color of my true love's eyes.
[70:53]This is Simone on piano.
[70:54]She recorded the songs a few times.
[70:58]I'm sorry.
[70:59]My true love's hair.
[71:00]Screwed that up.
[71:01]Because I was going to say, do you guys remember when you were younger?
[71:03]I was obsessed with, I'm going to marry somebody with blonde hair.
[71:06]Like that was my, I was like, only women who are blonde hair are attractive to me.
[71:11]Did you guys have that?
[71:11]Did you guys have any hair color you were really attracted to?
[71:13]No.
[71:17]Okay.
[71:19]I did.
[71:20]I got to admit, now that I think about it, there's some hot brunettes too.
[71:22]What hair color am I out on?
[71:29]Like, are you a red-haired lady?
[71:31]Is your out?
[71:32]I don't want to say this, Russell.
[71:34]I don't want to say this in front of you.
[71:35]You say what you need to say.
[71:37]It's white hair.
[71:37]It's white hair.
[71:39]Women with white hair.
[71:41]It's white hair I was out on.
[71:42]Storm.
[71:43]That was it.
[71:47]The guy in Mad Men.
[71:48]What?
[71:50]The guy in Mad Men.
[71:51]Yeah, exactly.
[71:53]The guy in Mad Men.
[71:54]They all had gray hair.
[71:55]If I should lose you, I was listening to this album kind of in the background,
[71:58]and I had to find this part because it made my jaw drop when I heard it.
[72:01]Listen to this voice here.
[72:03]And living.
[72:11]There's a seam in there.
[72:13]I mean, not many people could sing this and make it, you have to listen to it.
[72:19]She really draws you in, yeah.
[72:21]It's crazy.
[72:21]And she's vulnerable.
[72:22]Like, she really does this in a way where you're just on the edge of.
[72:26]Yeah.
[72:27]I mean, a true, like, talent.
[72:31]Like, it's crazy.
[72:32]Either way I lose.
[72:34]This is such a weird ending song for this album.
[72:39]It's just a bizarre.
[72:40]It's a whole.
[72:41]This album is a bizarre choice.
[72:43]It's so strange to me.
[72:44]Well, that's Nina Simone.
[72:47]Hey, now, Aaron, did you ever hear.
[72:49]Let me ask you a question.
[72:50]Did you ever hear about Nina's two sisters?
[72:54]I have not.
[72:56]And their distant cousin, the Mayflower.
[73:01]Trying to think of other famous ships.
[73:09]Can I only think of.
[73:11]Four famous ships.
[73:12]USS Enterprise.
[73:13]I mean, that's Star Trek.
[73:15]That's not even a real ship.
[73:16]This is our ship now.
[73:17]What was that?
[73:18]Didn't you play basketball with the one guy?
[73:19]Oh, yeah.
[73:20]Yeah, but Captain Phillips.
[73:21]But he wasn't on the USS Captain Phillips.
[73:23]I don't know what his ship was named.
[73:25]What's another famous ship?
[73:26]The Titanic.
[73:28]Oh, my God, Aaron.
[73:29]You nailed it.
[73:30]Good job.
[73:30]I was going to say Red October.
[73:31]All right, listen.
[73:33]We don't care about the song.
[73:34]We care about the list.
[73:35]The Edmund Fitzgerald.
[73:37]Oh, my God.
[73:38]Man, that's so good.
[73:39]Rob.
[73:41]You should play that whole, like, 18-minute song
[73:43]and then do a funny joke at the end of it.
[73:45]Put that as the last thing.
[73:48]We cannot play the whole Edmund Fitzgerald.
[73:50]We'll get a copyright strike so fast.
[73:52]No, you can't.
[73:53]I don't know if I said this before.
[73:54]Some people in this house thought the barking dogs for eight minutes
[73:59]before the joke was very funny.
[74:00]They did not, did not think the airplane beeping noise
[74:06]for eight minutes before the final joke was similarly funny.
[74:09]It makes.
[74:10]What?
[74:11]It doesn't make sense.
[74:12]It's the same bit.
[74:13]Did we do that?
[74:13]We did the same bit twice?
[74:15]Of course, Aaron.
[74:15]We did, Aaron.
[74:16]I never listened to that.
[74:17]We're not one to do that.
[74:18]One of them were better than the other in this house.
[74:20]I definitely won't put the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
[74:23]at the end of this song.
[74:24]Okay, but you know what?
[74:25]The winds of November may come early.
[74:26]We'll see.
[74:27]You know what?
[74:28]Russell, you're on a streak of great ideas.
[74:31]Ending a comedy podcast with the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
[74:35]is probably one of the greatest things I've ever heard in my entire life.
[74:38]If we get copyright strike for that, I'm down.
[74:41]I could go under feeling proud of what we've done.
[74:49]It's been good to know you.
[74:51]We're at album 212.
[74:53]If this belongs at 212, that would be a rolling well-toned.
[74:57]Okay, it's right here.
[74:58]Great toned.
[74:59]We love it.
[75:00]Is this, listen, this is a weird album.
[75:02]It's all chopped up.
[75:02]It's all over the place.
[75:03]Should it be lower on the list?
[75:05]That means that this is a rolling groan.
[75:07]We did not care for it.
[75:09]Or should it have been higher on the list?
[75:11]And we think this got rolling boned.
[75:14]This is my sneaky beat of the week.
[75:16]Okay.
[75:17]Gorgeous.
[75:17]Did it get rolling boned?
[75:22]It should be higher up on the list.
[75:23]What do we think?
[75:25]I forget how weird that one is every time.
[75:27]Aaron, what do you think?
[75:28]Rolling well-toned, rolling boned, rolling groaned.
[75:30]Nina Simone, wild as the wind.
[75:32]I think I know what they did here.
[75:35]Rather than choosing a best hits or greatest hits or a compilation,
[75:39]they chose this album.
[75:41]Which is something of a compilation.
[75:43]But it does include sort of every genre that Nina touched in her life.
[75:49]So I get what they did.
[75:50]And they were able to avoid using the greatest hits.
[75:54]I think there are other, I mean, I'm not an expert.
[75:57]I do listen to Nina Simone a lot.
[75:59]But her catalog is so vast.
[76:01]And she's such a mysterious figure that it's hard to, you know,
[76:05]choose one thing for her.
[76:07]I think it's an odd choice.
[76:09]But I think she's a very important figure.
[76:11]She's an important artist.
[76:11]So I think there's some great stuff on here.
[76:13]I'm going to give it a rolling well-toned.
[76:15]Matt, what do you think?
[76:16]Rolling well-toned, rolling boned, rolling groaned.
[76:18]Wild thing is the wind.
[76:21]I have tried to get into Nina Simone.
[76:24]You know, it feels like all the cool kids listen to Nina Simone.
[76:29]Everybody knows Nina Simone if you understand music and all this stuff.
[76:33]And I certainly hear the voice.
[76:36]And I certainly can see why the music is so important.
[76:39]It's just not for me.
[76:40]And so, you know, I don't know.
[76:41]You know, I think it's way too serious.
[76:42]The long, very, maybe dramatic.
[76:46]I don't know.
[76:47]It's hard for me to listen to, I think, sometimes.
[76:50]Because it's probably so well done.
[76:52]You know, it elicits that emotion or whatever.
[76:56]But it's hard for me to listen to.
[76:57]So I think I'm with Rosie where I understand the place in history more than anything.
[77:03]And there are some good songs on here, for sure.
[77:05]So I'm going to give it a rolling well-toned as well.
[77:07]Russell, what do you think?
[77:09]Rolling well-toned, rolling boned, rolling groaned?
[77:11]Wild as the wind.
[77:12]Or it could be wild as the wind.
[77:14]We're not sure, actually.
[77:15]Nobody's ever heard it said out loud.
[77:17]Or wheeled as the wind?
[77:19]Yeah, wheeled as the wind.
[77:20]I'll piggyback off Aaron and Matt a little bit.
[77:23]I was captivated, interested, confused.
[77:27]I thought it was strange.
[77:28]And I said this earlier.
[77:31]In my mind, I thought this was going to be this big, loud voice.
[77:35]Like this voice that you just couldn't contain.
[77:38]Like Aretha or Etta James.
[77:41]Or Adele.
[77:41]And that's not what it was.
[77:43]It was so different and strange.
[77:45]And I'm a bit confused by it.
[77:46]This, to me, seems like a little bit of a...
[77:49]It's not Greatest Hits, Aaron.
[77:50]You said this earlier.
[77:51]But it's not an album either, is it?
[77:54]I'm a little confused by it.
[77:57]So I'm going to say it's rolling well-toned.
[78:00]I think she's got to be on here.
[78:01]I think she's too important not to be.
[78:03]And also, you guys know, her first hit ever was from 1959.
[78:08]It was a rendition of the song,
[78:10]I Love You Poor Girl.
[78:11]by George Gershwin.
[78:12]And as Aaron said, this is very Gershwin-y.
[78:15]Right, Aaron?
[78:15]Gershwin-y.
[78:16]Yes.
[78:16]Yeah, this is Gershwin-y stuff in here.
[78:18]Yeah.
[78:18]So I'm going to say rolling well-toned.
[78:20]I was expecting something different.
[78:22]This was one of the ones on the list where I put it on in the car
[78:27]and I was expecting something totally different than what I got.
[78:30]But it's amazing.
[78:31]She's so unique and so different.
[78:33]I'm going to say rolling well-toned.
[78:35]Unfortunately, you guys are incorrect.
[78:38]Shouldn't be.
[78:40]This gets it.
[78:40]Instead of rolling emo-shown.
[78:42]Emo-shown.
[78:43]Yeah, in a voice.
[78:44]You can feel all the songs all the way down to your feet
[78:46]when you're listening to it.
[78:47]Anybody else, if we had almost any other singer we've had on this list,
[78:50]with a few exceptions, sing these songs,
[78:52]it would sound like a cheesy lounge act for almost all of them.
[78:55]But with her, you're just like,
[78:57]holy shit, this is serious business.
[78:59]I got to find out what the color of this person's hair is.
[79:01]Now, next up.
[79:03]Okay.
[79:05]We have an album that I got to admit,
[79:07]we're just doing it for Aaron's wife.
[79:10]Because it's a Fiona Apple.
[79:12]The eye of this wheel is wiser than the drive of this screw,
[79:15]and the whipping cords will serve you more than the ropes ever do.
[79:18]We can replace you next week, Gary.
[79:19]When you want to hear about the greatest albums of all time.
[79:22]Hey, Russell, I got a joke.
[79:23]I got a joke here.
[79:24]But you're just too lazy to look it up online.
[79:27]It's a guaranteed banger.
[79:28]We'll do our Edwin Fitzgerald bit.
[79:32]We'll see what the roommate thinks of that.
[79:35]I already got a plan in my head.
[79:38]I know exactly what I'm going to do.
[79:40]It's going to blow your mind.
[79:41]Matt, you'll have to listen.
[79:42]Did you know that, you know what's weird, Aaron?
[79:45]Is you know what Fiona Apple was going to call this next album?
[79:48]Sex toys, adult toys.
[79:51]I got to let my kid go to bed here.
[79:54]Just wait until he walks out again.
[79:55]Sex toys, adult toys, pillow position, cushion, triangle, inflatable ramp,
[79:59]furniture, couple toys, positioning for deeper positions,
[80:01]support pillow men, women for couples.
[80:03]It's almost as poetic.
[80:06]It's crazy.
[80:07]That has to be like, that's only $17.96.
[80:09]That's a lot.
[80:10]That's a lot of words for what the product is for $17.
[80:13]I feel like a sex toy, adult swing, pillow position, cushion, triangle, inflatable ramp,
[80:18]furniture position, couple's toy, positioning for deeper position, support pillow men,
[80:21]women's couples for couples.
[80:22]It's not something you skimp on in my book.
[80:25]You're going to spend at least $96 for that.
[80:28]You know what?
[80:29]Let's mail one to Vegas and just see what happens.
[80:32]I'll tell you what, Russell.
[80:35]You know how if I had two dicks, what it would be like?
[80:38]What's that?
[80:40]I'd be doing the Pee Wee Herman back and forth just like Pee Wee Herman was doing in the movie theater.
[80:46]No, no, no.
[80:48]I'd be doing it up and down.
[80:50]It would look like I'm on that triathlon bike.
[80:53]You know this?
[80:58]Fun song to end on.
[80:59]Just wait.
[81:01]Yeah.
[81:01]Is this on the list?
[81:02]The tequilas, the champs.
[81:04]I think they're at 501.
[81:05]Oh, just missed it.
[81:10]We'll be right back.
[81:40]Lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
[81:44]When the skies of November turn gloomy
[81:47]A load of iron ore, more than 26,000 tons more
[81:54]Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty
[81:57]That's good ship and crew was a bone to be chewed
[82:03]When the gales of November came early
[82:10]It's the pride of American sign
[82:13]Coming back from some mill in Wisconsin
[82:16]As the big freighters go
[82:19]It was bigger than most
[82:21]With a crew and a captain well seasoned
[82:23]Put in some terms
[82:27]With a couple of steel firms
[82:28]Where they left fully loaded for Cleveland
[82:31]Then later that night
[82:34]When the ship bells rang
[82:36]Could it be the Northmen that feelin'
[82:40]The wind in the wires made a tattletale sound
[82:54]When the wave broke over the railing
[82:57]And every man knew when the captain did too
[83:04]It was the witch of November come stealin'
[83:10]Long game late
[83:11]And the breakfast had to wait
[83:13]While the gales of November came slashin'
[83:16]Afternoon came
[83:19]It was breezin' rain
[83:21]In the face of a hurricane
[83:23]West wind
[83:24]♪
[83:25]♪
[83:40]♪ Supper time came, the old cook came on deck
[83:45]♪ Saying, fellas, it's been rough to feed ya
[83:48]♪ At 7 p.m. the main hatchway caved in
[83:54]♪ He said, fellas, it's been good to know ya
[83:57]♪ Captain wired in, he had water coming in
[84:04]♪ And the good ship and crew was in peril
[84:06]♪ Later that night when the ship went a-signing
[84:11]♪ The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
[84:14]♪
[84:35]♪ Does anyone know
[84:36]♪ Does anyone know
[84:36]♪ Where the love of God goes
[84:39]♪ When the wave turns the minutes to hours
[84:42]♪
[84:44]♪ The searchers all say
[84:46]♪ They'd have made Whitefish Bay
[84:48]♪ If they'd put 15 more miles behind her
[84:51]♪
[84:53]♪ They might have split up
[84:56]♪ Or they might have capsized
[84:58]♪ They may have broke a deep and took water
[85:00]♪
[85:03]♪ Our mains is the face and the names
[85:05]♪ The wives and the wives
[85:06]♪ And the sons and the daughters
[85:08]♪ ♪
[85:25]♪ Let Karen Rose Superior sings
[85:29]♪ In the room of her ice water mansion
[85:32]♪ Old Michigan steams
[85:35]♪ Like a young man's dream
[85:36]♪ And the islands and bays are for sportsmen
[85:39]♪
[85:42]♪ And father below Lake Ontario
[85:45]♪ Takes, takes in what Lake Erie can send her
[85:49]♪ Iron boats go as the mariners all know
[85:54]♪ With the gales of November remembered
[85:56]♪
[85:57]♪
[86:06]guitar solo
[86:36]They prayed in the Maritime Sailor's Cathedral
[86:40]Church bells chime till it rang 29 times
[86:47]For each man on the Edmund Fitzgerald
[86:50]Levenson lives on from the Chippewa on down
[86:56]To the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
[87:00]Superior, they said, never gives up her dead
[87:06]When the king of the city calls
[87:06]The scales of November Cumberley
[87:09]guitar solo
[87:36]guitar solo
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