Raekwon: Only Built 4 Cuban Lynx... (1995)

[00:00]rob what are you what are you a brat at at home like what is the thing like when your kids ask

[00:04]you you're like i'm not doing well first of all i've gotten to that thing where i do make a bag

[00:07]for money i do make a bag that's one part of it and but the other what i do now you guys know

[00:13]and i make a big deal of it every time i will never in my house ever ever change a roll of

[00:20]toilet paper it's not happening i have never changed a roll of toilet paper in my house and

[00:25]i never will change a roll of toilet paper what a power move if the toilet paper runs out while

[00:30]i'm in the bathroom i take a new roll out and i put it on the back of the toilet on the back there

[00:35]is no need to put it on the annoying roller thing and dispose of the one no thanks i've never done

[00:41]it if he did that look at aaron's face look at aaron's face right now he would he would be a

[00:46]single man if he did that you guys don't get it the amount of toilet paper i use compared to the

[00:53]three other people in my house

[00:54]is

[00:55]i bet less than a hundredth of a percent compared to what the other people at my house are using i

[01:00]use almost no toilet paper i should never have to change the roll okay when i'm here by myself

[01:06]a toilet paper rolls last i don't know forever okay then all of a sudden my kids and wife come

[01:11]home and it's roll after roll they're just going like it's like it's on fire it's crazy feels like

[01:16]you should share your diet tips with them if you're having clean swipes then you should be

[01:19]like oh my god that's not what i'm talking about i don't know what it

[01:25]is with these women they use so much toilet paper it's crazy are we doing a women use a lot of toilet

[01:30]paper a bit that's how that's how we're starting this aaron i think that's what you were doing

[01:34]you just said clean swipes rob's talking about toilet paper i'm just saying about toilet paper

[01:39]dating apps what are we doing here that's what i'm a brat about aaron what are you aaron what

[01:43]are you a brat about at home um what am i a brat about at home oh the goddamn oh the fucking

[01:50]uh child care we do let's see if you can see we do ridwell so i got this

[01:57]got this bag back here of plastic bags that are for recycling for the ridwell recycling which we

[02:05]share with our neighbors and sometimes i don't put the plastic bag in that specific recycling bag

[02:13]sometimes i put it in the wrong spot if i'm cooking it's like i'm cooking and i open the

[02:18]the yuba strips and then i'm like oh my god i'm cooking i'm cooking i'm cooking i'm cooking

[02:20]trying to cook the yuba and like i don't want to deal with the bag at the same time

[02:24]because so sometimes i leave the bag of the yubas on the uh fucking sane yubas what are you talking

[02:35]about i tried to let it go i tried to ignore it i wanted to stop i'm warning you would not stop

[02:40]you kept saying yubas you did this to yourself yeah yuba is tofu skin so it's like this i don't

[02:50]ended this now i bet we would top that bob dylan episode from a few years ago

[02:55]what the fuck is tofu skin it doesn't have skin it's a plant

[03:01]but it's when they make it i think i think when they make it some of the liquid probably flows

[03:06]to the top and then it turns out that probably used to be a waste product or maybe it was used

[03:10]you know some places but it's not even the good part of tofu it's the waste product and you can

[03:15]kind of slice it and you can kind of make like a faux pulled pork kind of you know texture

[03:20]and then you can kind of slice it and you can kind of make like a faux pulled pork kind of you know

[03:20]i i mean i actually quite like it i think it's a nice i don't want to make fun of aaron i don't

[03:24]want to i really have tried when i listen back to in the past and i'm being mean to aaron it makes

[03:28]me feel bad look would i rather eat some chicken or some pork of course but i live in an omnivore

[03:34]family i have to figure out how we can all enjoy the same stuff sometimes sometimes i eat yuba but

[03:41]i'm a little bit of a brat about putting the yuba package into the special special

[03:47]ridwell containers we don't know what that

[03:50]is

[03:50]means we don't know what ridwell means we tried to act like we did but we don't like a third party

[03:55]recycling thing where they take your plastic bags and they turn them into deck boards i don't know

[04:00]it's a thing that i'm not like i and i was really into it so i try to get on board but sometimes i

[04:05]just can't do the thing where i'm like i'm in the middle of making some stuff and i gotta go to the

[04:10]other room and put the plastic bag into the specific container and sometimes i just leave

[04:14]it on the counter aaron have you ever been out with your family like in a coffee shop and you go

[04:18]oh this family is such an omnivore's dilemma

[04:20]and michael poolin looks up from behind his coffee like oh what i wonder if i have been

[04:26]i bet i have now what i just did is very cool russell i reference a book actually second

[04:31]episode in a row where i'm opening the show with a book reference talk everlasting and

[04:35]omnivore's dilemma thank you very much i don't know a few a few weeks ago you were doing some

[04:38]sub bit on kirkagard or something i have no clue that was that was an extensive bit that was

[04:44]it was some smart stuff man am i right to make fun of aaron for saying yerba yuba and soy skin

[04:50]at the same time uh usually you know i'm on aaron's side but i'm on your side in this one rob yes thank

[04:57]you man what are you a brat about at home that's what i meant to play rob's right rob's right rob's

[05:04]right uh i don't know like a clean kitchen i guess i don't know that doesn't seem like a that seems

[05:11]passive passive aggressive to somebody we've had this discussion right about the spoon and why don't

[05:15]you just put the spoon we we had this this is that hundreds of episodes ago that was like four

[05:19]years ago yeah four years ago i'm gonna hey i'm i'm not gonna lie i don't get to hold brad's thing

[05:26]i think i've just not listened so i want yeah i missed that one i don't i don't it's a job you

[05:31]will not do around the house man oh uh wow look at this guy dad of the year no job too small

[05:40]but you'll change short paper rolls that's crazy to me that's so crazy

[05:44]my upstairs roommate there there's plenty of things she would argue with me but the one that i'd never

[05:49]do i don't bring packages in out from outside if there's a package you know on the front doorstep

[05:54]i didn't order that package i'm not bringing that package in the packages sit out on the doorstep i

[05:59]don't bring them in tell you if you and my wife live together no package would ever enter the

[06:03]house it would just be a thousand packages outside the house there's uh you know there's

[06:09]we have stairs that go up to the like where the kids rooms are there's two rooms in the bathroom

[06:12]stairs all that so stuff just piles up on that stairs and it's supposed to be taken up so if

[06:18]you're cleaning up you put it on the stairs i mean somebody else is supposed to take it up when

[06:23]you should if you just clean up you should just take it upstairs where it belongs so i don't i

[06:27]i often don't take things up the stairs oh yeah oh no like when clothes get folded i'll let it

[06:34]sit out there i'm like this is a test of wills who's gonna bring it into the bedroom me whose

[06:39]clothes it is who obviously should have brought it in right away or is jenny gonna get so annoyed

[06:43]by it that she eventually does it and then yells at me but she did it so

[06:48]that's something to think about right there that's how you build a strong marriage in 2020

[06:52]four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums as decided by rolling stone

[06:56]magazine this resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music excoriated the order and

[07:00]led us to making this podcast we are far from experts we promise to do almost no research

[07:03]all opinions are our own unless you disagree please sit back and enjoy

[07:07]beck did it better we are all the way up to album two one nine my two one nine two one nine and from

[07:16]1995 it's the debut album of rayquan with only built for cuban links chef guys only built for

[07:27]cuban links that's named after a shirt i made for the new minnesota women's basketball player

[07:33]fidella castro oh cuban links wait a minute what about shayla govera i'm suspicious of these two

[07:42]oh no all right that's where i play the podcast theme when you want to hear about

[07:47]well the expansion draft was tonight and the valkyries grabbed a hawkeye of course like oh

[07:52]great we got kate martin super wow she's a popular player i'm not in my house but sure

[08:00]i mean she's probably a top 10 most known player in the country right now

[08:05]oh but that means i gotta cheer for her now um deal with it you have to like women's sports you

[08:12]keep bringing this up and i keep editing it out okay just get with the program i do like women's

[08:17]it's something else uh now listen okay you know what sport i love lingerie lingerie league

[08:25]remember that was a thing for a while football played lingerie hold on hold on hold on rob i

[08:33]have a story for you okay it existed but it was never a thing it existed okay

[08:41]okay i rob you're gonna gotta get rid of here okay i my cousin and i went to milwaukee probably

[08:50]like seven eight years ago to see the gophers play in the ncaa tournament they got blown out

[08:54]right away okay um wisconsin won the badgers fans are being a bit brutal neil from wisconsin i know

[09:00]that you claim your fans are always super nice to put you're full of shit when you say that they

[09:05]were rude as anyone could ever be i still love you neil from lakeville but your fans are extremely

[09:11]rude to opposing fans i hate to interrupt but what the fuck does this have to do with the lingerie

[09:15]league you're about to find out so instead of staying in milwaukee for two more days to watch

[09:20]the second round of the tournament because you know typically it's like a friday sunday or

[09:25]thursday saturday and you watch both sessions our team got knocked out against middle tennessee state

[09:31]so we decided we're not staying in milwaukee we're going to chicago for the other two days instead

[09:37]yeah we go to chicago we go to this bar to watch the gophers

[09:41]basketball all day and our bartender who was flirting with me all night rob wow was a lingerie

[09:47]football league player for the chicago lingerie football team met i met a real life lingerie

[09:54]football league rob look up chicago lingerie football team and see if we could find oh we

[09:58]gotta pick her out yeah chicago now was she had was she on the team or was she a senior dancer

[10:03]for the team no rob this may have been the chicago senior team but their lingerie is like all big

[10:11]it's like all big and chin it's like chicago bliss it's big beige underwear what what year would you

[10:16]get a look of like a year chicago bliss i wouldn't even i wouldn't even know the person if i if i saw

[10:22]her or anything she was very nice she was a great it was one of those where you were sitting there

[10:27]all day it was kind of like when we were in vegas with the lady from owatonna this is an hour and

[10:35]six minute video good pause by me this is an hour and six minute video of the chicago lingerie

[10:41]league football game okay let's watch it here dick butkus is the coach no that's not dick butkus

[10:46]gotta love the way he coaches the best rick butkus you google keys he's doing the other look at this

[10:53]so what we're watching is in lingerie football he's a champ women are wearing helmets and shoulder

[10:58]pads and knee pads i think and gloves oh no but they are just wearing lingerie as that game with

[11:05]their decolletage sticking right below the shoulder pad and they're playing on astro turf like they are

[11:11]full on tackling oh this is not a 25 yard field we'll pick up russell what did the bartender say

[11:18]i'm just gonna watch this a little bit more for science reasons what did the um bartender say

[11:22]about being a lingerie league football player uh this lady was was she was a wide receiver on the

[11:28]team i believe and she talked about how she was a huge fan of like wes welker some pro athlete and

[11:34]she was showing me all the like the uh direct messages or tweets she had back and forth with

[11:40]like a famous

[11:41]nfl receiver she had like gone to his camp and like you know really run routes and everything

[11:47]she was very serious about her lingerie football that was a nice toss sweep there that was a good

[11:51]play design cc aaron you're into lingerie football league now i guess i'm saying look up look up who

[11:57]their coach is see what he's doing now chicago this career chicago bliss there is something about

[12:02]the the production value of these videos that is very like 1995 ufc like always crazy type like

[12:11]video quality where you'd be watching a ufc fight that could easily go on for 45 minutes of two guys

[12:15]just on the ground hitting each other in the balls you're like this is the greatest video i've ever

[12:18]read it for blockbuster and your dad comes in as just two guys wrestling in speedos the beast

[12:24]severed let's go to the third paragraph down i'm like dad look at these guys they're right there

[12:29]wrestling each other in speedos my dad's like okay son what are you watching here

[12:32]is he fish hooking that man okay sydney lewis sydney lewis well no there's a guy who's been

[12:41]yeah okay well no we can do what keith hat coach chicago for nine seasons wow he went 29 and six

[12:48]and one they have ties the wing the winningest coach in league history i can't believe the

[12:55]lingerie league has ties i thought they would just have clasps okay so let's go to

[13:01]can you imagine trying to get those shoulder pads off with one hand smoothly good

[13:07]forget about it no way uh too many

[13:11]buckles where is keith hack now oh here we go coach hack okay he's got his instagram we're

[13:17]gonna find out what the coach private okay guess what we're gonna see if he follows you back

[13:23]you're wondering why we followed you we want to see what it was like in the lingerie league so

[13:29]that's something like really serious you know what lingerie league makes me think of slam ball

[13:34]it's kind of that nice same sport yeah in my head dodgeball like on the ocho or something like it's

[13:41]the fringe sports and espn but the lady she was super into her team and everything but i remember

[13:46]like she was talking about it and she showed me her stats and she had like one catch on the year

[13:51]and i'm like oh you're a backup like you don't you you're a receiver with no catches on the year

[13:56]she showed you her stats and she had one catch yeah what the fuck i love russell judging one

[14:04]catch in the lingerie league get the fuck out of here not even worth my time you're hitting on the

[14:11]league wide receiver and the music's blaring rob the music's blaring what what do you say to her

[14:17]you're at the bar what's your favorite route to run what hey i saw recently there's a trend of

[14:25]inside releases on the fade you want to try that oh my god hey how do you do with the mesh concepts

[14:31]oh you prefer to run the pick or not there's a real it seems like tight end leaks are really

[14:38]popular these days do you guys ever think about running one of those

[14:41]wow i'm creaming my jeans over here this is working switch the running back and

[14:45]in order to run a counter uh there there are two of our listeners that he died in lakefield that

[14:51]are feverishly beating it right now listen guys coach on instagram is all i'm reading right now

[14:57]he is the best i just can't get enough of it don't ever say beating it again russell that

[15:04]made me very uncomfortable very uncomfortable hey rob if you get a text in a few weeks from

[15:10]just remember

[15:11]accountability is number one all right listen okay we are back to the better we're talking

[15:18]about the top 500 list on the rolling stone magazine did you play a parody no i don't have

[15:23]a parody we thanks for pointing that out for us okay we're talking about rayquan the chef

[15:29]okay we played the beck song out of wu-tang we did play the beck song okay and i've got three

[15:33]guys here who ordered this album on vinyl and it came with pickles and swiss cheese there's only so

[15:40]many cuban stuff i know guys there's only tape do you guys like a cuban sandwich cubano little ham

[15:46]yeah i do in you know the best one is target field oh in the north loop area rob that's in

[15:55]minneapolis um matt where would you say that's relative to like hennepin and marquette and all

[16:00]those streets that you work by well it's like northwest technically right because you go to

[16:04]first avenue then over to second avenue so you got to go up to second avenue then you're right by the

[16:09]b in between the b and the c ramps literally nobody likes on your way to the northwest

[16:13]tony o's cuban sandwich that that's the that's the food item at target field you want to get if

[16:18]you want to be like i know what's going on that's i know the first time i ever had it was with russell

[16:23]at target field my first trip to target field was with russell we uh we went to a um a cuban

[16:30]restaurant down in florida and i'll never forget because the waitress hit on my dad like crazy

[16:36]and my dad totally fumbled the bag and i was like oh what are you doing i was like you know what i

[16:42]mean like when seeing your dad get hit on and watching him just totally fumble it you're just

[16:46]like it's like this is me this is the way it is and then when we leave we're like dad she was

[16:55]totally hitting it on you and he goes i don't think so and i was like god damn we're just like

[16:59]we're exactly the same cannot read it i've got russell in minneapolis russell the lights are

[17:04]about to go off i can sense it how are you doing tonight guys french vanilla butter pecan chocolate

[17:10]deluxe coming up in vegas this winter my caramel sundaes getting touched getting touched yes

[17:17]that's because we're going to do the sex worker thing we've been talking about if you want to use

[17:22]that caramel sundae line instead of the junior mint thing with your set coming up you go for it

[17:26]i'll let you use it i well you know what turtle sundae i think a turtle sundae is the funny joke

[17:30]i've got matt in minneapolis matt how are you doing

[17:34]good rob you're gonna need to uh stock up that toilet paper roll because throw down some money

[17:40]the ice cream man's coming oh wow you guys are obsessed with the ice cream with this album

[17:44]and i've got aaron out in california rob hold up hold up do you keep it on the back of the toilet

[17:50]always or is there like a little like a rack in front that you put it up in front no back of the

[17:56]toilet always always on the back yep yep it's always why is there complaints from the family

[18:00]members oh yeah jenny drives jenny crazy she hates it well that's why you do it

[18:04]no no it's because it's not fair i don't use the same amount of toilet paper i shouldn't have to

[18:09]okay guys no taxation without representation in this house your time is more important than

[18:17]theirs that's not what i'm saying and i'm not they gotta put it on they gotta change it out

[18:21]matt are they the main hosts of any podcast no that's true i don't think that's what i know of

[18:25]i you know what i you know what's the saddest thing oh my god i can't believe i'm gonna say

[18:29]this to you know what i told my wife today i wanted for christmas bring it for her to listen

[18:33]to one episode

[18:34]is it gonna be the bob dealin bob dealin

[18:39]whack off jack off let me let me explain to you what cryptids are

[18:44]what if she did listen to that when she's like why are you guys talking about cryptids i'd be like

[18:51]i don't remember why we're talking about cryptids i have no idea it was mermaids it was yeah it was

[18:59]something about mermaids and having sex with them i don't remember what it was and then she

[19:03]listened to that she's like okay i'm so glad i didn't hear that she's like okay i'm so glad i

[19:04]listened to that guys that's pathetic that i asked her to listen to that right

[19:07]listen i've got aaron out in california now earlier aaron was saying

[19:11]why do the makers of avocado avocados keep putting wooden balls in the middle

[19:16]i got another wooden ball i was hoping for the these king rigs suck yeah uh rob i love you like

[19:24]i love my dick size let's talk about oh my gosh aaron only built for cuban links absolutely love

[19:30]my penis like i that's a capadama line that's how many capadamas is it right

[19:34]every time you do every time that rob does something that he should do

[19:41]then you go you just put it on a platter and you invite it you invite it see it's not me

[19:47]it's actually you guys are bad influences on me let's get into the voicemail

[19:51]now this next call i did trace back and russell i hate to inform you this call was coming from

[20:03]inside your house

[20:04]i was informed tonight that i will be watching the jake paul and mike tyson fight instead i am

[20:12]watching buffering and freezing i asked to change the channel i was told to give it a chance how

[20:19]long do you allow this ridiculousness to go on before putting your foot down and demand your

[20:24]roommate hand over the remote wow russell oh this i mean when a british lady's saying it like you

[20:31]kind of gotta hand it over you can't be mucking about

[20:34]you you said just wait a second that's what you said

[20:38]hold hold on there's only so many times where mike tyson's fighting

[20:44]on pay-per-view or netflix or whatever yeah and we've got the big the 80 inch screen

[20:50]tv upstairs i'm watching this on the big screen right yeah how am i supposed to know netflix is

[20:56]gonna be buffering 80 inch tv what do you got up there you got oled qled what are you what are you

[21:01]working on oh aaron's tv shop so i bought a tv on cyber monday and i'm i'm i'm not sure i made the

[21:07]right choice what's how is it 80 inches how can you make a wrong choice man how big of a tv do

[21:14]you have like i should have gone higher i should have upgraded uh i think there's a either 55 or

[21:19]a yeah this is a 60 i think down here and i'm a samsung smart tv it's been great all right not

[21:25]only is russell taller than us and he's cooler than all of us he now has a bigger tv than all

[21:32]of us most of us already knew all this stuff rob that's that's crazy to me that russell has

[21:38]in case you wanted to feel better i was um i did have one of my nephews at thanksgiving a few weeks

[21:44]ago say i thought you dyed your hair white i'd explain no that's tough yes it was tough that's

[21:51]really tough it was right in the guts rob right

[21:54]but but so i wanted i wanted to watch the tyson fight and it kept buffering you guys all everyone

[22:01]everyone out there listening to this it had to experience the buffering at some point or where

[22:06]you lost you couldn't watch it and i i i kept trying and trying and trying and hoping that it

[22:12]would work and eventually i had to watch it on my phone but she wasn't thrilled that i kept trying

[22:17]to watch the tyson fight on the big screen what would you guys have done in that situation i would

[22:22]never ever ever

[22:24]ever well i'd like to say that i just wouldn't suggest it anymore but there's no way i'm watching

[22:30]that fight with my wife that's the craziest thing at all of all but but but matt the point is is like

[22:38]i thought she would just leave the room i thought she would she would depart

[22:42]she wasn't departing so what am i supposed to do go watch it on the small

[22:46]samsung not smart tv that's for sure not gonna work you know what russell for once i gotta agree

[22:52]with you a mike tyson fight is must see tv even if you gotta fight the buffering you're not turning

[22:57]on something else you gotta see that fight because you never know it might be mike tyson of old and

[23:03]not definitely a 65 year old man who was so out of shape it was it was and also at that point you're

[23:08]in the what's it was like the second round when that started or had i can't remember if it was it

[23:13]was right away it was it it was probably in our house an hour of of in and out buffering it was

[23:18]it was bad the whole time guys i have an apple tv directly watching it and i'm like oh my god i'm

[23:22]wired up to my internet no problem whatsoever on the apple tv it was flying i watched the whole

[23:26]fight and i'm such a people pleaser that you know what i did i got my zoom out on my phone with joe

[23:32]and john and i zoomed the fight to them so we could all watch it and talk about it you know

[23:36]what though we rob we've watched when you show us like football games and ufc and everything

[23:41]on the video you're watching it on the other end it is a horrible experience i know i appreciate

[23:48]that you do it you're a great guy for doing it but it is the choppiest the

[23:52]like you you there's no point in when you do that i i love you for doing it but no one can

[23:57]see anything when you do that that would explain why they kept saying we can't see what's going on

[24:02]that would make a lot more sense that's so weird that's something i spend a lot of time doing

[24:06]people pleasing turns out to not be that great that makes me think about things maybe maybe

[24:10]next time you should announce it before you do it well that's true too i that's i i do need to

[24:16]give people more of a runway to get on with my million different hobbies uh so listen erin were

[24:21]you inviting

[24:22]would you invite the wife to watch the mike mike tyson fight with air what did you think no where

[24:26]we going i ended up well you know stop stop stop stop i didn't invite anyone to watch it i just

[24:32]wanted to watch it on the big tv and i thought that was i don't know i think russell at that

[24:38]point you you say i'm gonna go watch this on a different tv i do you just like you got to cut

[24:43]your losses at some point or i don't or see if there's a is it playing at the bar down the street

[24:48]i don't know erin why are you tv shopping right now what's going on

[24:52]do you have a tv currently i have a tv but uh rob you don't want to get into this i got a tv but it

[24:58]has it has an it has arc but not e-arc right so that it doesn't quite work with the apple tv where

[25:05]it doesn't have it's an older sony it doesn't have audio pass-through so i can't send the audio

[25:11]directly so when i send the audio from the apple tv to the tv to the sonos it comes out in stereo

[25:18]if i want to put it in uh dolby digital 5.1 i can't send the audio directly to the sonos

[25:22]i got to have the apple tv directly i'm going to tell it to change the audio format then when i do

[25:27]that fucked up shit happens on the picture then when i watch sports on youtube tv the picture

[25:33]glitches so i have to watch sports in stereo i watch other things in dolby it's just an older tv

[25:37]that needs to be upgraded that's all what's up can i can i can i ask like hey hey for the upstairs

[25:42]roommate that heard that hey me watching mike tyson once in a while isn't so bad is it so you've

[25:48]got the old like you've got that

[25:50]you hear that

[25:52]we've got the apple tv like plug-in isn't that like out of out of tune like all the stuff you

[25:59]can get is just on your tv now even apple and all that stuff i don't know you don't even need that

[26:05]anymore i maybe not so yeah but then you get into the smart tv thing like what's happened to me now

[26:10]where i got a smart tv and it's just slow as shit now like you push a button and it's waiting it's

[26:15]chugging to go it's it just can't update you don't want to have these conversations rob

[26:19]it's the worst

[26:22]question for you guys i'm helping i'm going to be getting my mom a new tv and she is not like the

[26:26]technically most proficient person in the world she does normal cable and she has netflix but

[26:33]she's never had netflix on her tv she's only watched it on her ipad for classic mom is there

[26:38]a way to get netflix and the tv like what is it a smart tv is a roku box where you're going through

[26:45]input what is the way that you would make it the it's not i can do it on my smart tv but that's too

[26:51]remote like what's the easiest way to help your parent do what one streaming device and cable if

[26:57]you get an amazon smart tv there is a netflix button on the remote that will take her right

[27:03]to netflix because jenny does not that's jenny's a brat you know jay's a brat with the remote she

[27:11]will never use the remote she doesn't know how the remote works she doesn't know i told her to

[27:15]push down on the remote and she looked for a button called down instead of the remote and she looked at

[27:21]the down arrow she does not know how to use the remote it's crazy so when she has to use it she

[27:27]can't figure it out so those netflix buttons actually help her i'm like dating uh an older

[27:34]woman that's what's happening now you've been yeah you've been married for a while actually

[27:37]yeah we're kind of stepping back from that we're going back to date let's see i know that's gonna

[27:40]go okay you're dating your best friend that's yeah my best friend i'm gonna get that down

[27:50]we're talking about technical stuff i know this is early in the pocket i'm gonna bring it up

[27:54]anyways it's not that early anymore i've started look i've started looking at record players you

[27:59]guys have told you i've got to update it yep aaron there are certain record players that

[28:03]have a preamp built in to the record player and other ones where you have to buy a separate preamp

[28:09]right and now i don't even know what a preamp looks like i had to google what is a preamp like

[28:15]is it a big receiver is it a little thing i plug in for the for the person like me

[28:20]do i go with a built-in preamp to make it easier or should i be buying a separate preamp and what

[28:26]does that even fucking look like the preamp can be my preamp i'll send you a picture my preamp is a

[28:31]little red box it's not pretty it's a it's a about the size of a i don't know what you'd like a like

[28:37]an old pencil sharpener and it's got some lights and some knobs and stuff on it and it's what

[28:43]amplifies the sound so like if you know if you drop the needle on your record and you put your

[28:50]finger on it it's playing right like it's playing i know this cds are built differently than records

[28:54]records are going to need a preamp to get it to certain to get loud enough yeah so now what

[28:59]sheldon at champlifier told me long ago is that the the record players with the built-in preamp

[29:07]the sound is not going to be as good that's what he told me so i have an external now did this guy

[29:11]also sell preamps let me ask you do you sell preamps oh no he did no actually no he did not

[29:17]sell preamps but he did rip out the preamp of my record player and i'm not going to lie to you

[29:20]oh audio technology for a price so yeah yeah so i what he told me is it's a better sound if you get

[29:27]an external preamp i don't know if i could hear the difference so for simplicity yes get the one

[29:32]with the internal preamp but and then audio files will tell you it's going to be better if you have

[29:37]an external preamp yeah and by the way russell the guy saying that that's better is the guy who

[29:41]will charge you a fee to rip out your preamp okay aaron is literally just getting scammed over and

[29:50]going rob rob's got to be at a pool in five hours oh my god rolling going aaron rolling going how's

[29:57]it going with you uh it's going great i want to share uh i just want to oh wow yeah i gotta i

[30:03]gotta share with you some stuff that's going on on the rockridge whiskey club so i don't know if

[30:07]i've told you this oh there's a whiskey club in the neighborhood uh there's a gentleman who has

[30:13]i think i went to the whiskey tasting i told you this story right yeah so so carl who lives in the

[30:20]whiskey tastings carl good to see you nice to see you not only does the whiskey tastings but he also

[30:31]somehow happens upon a whiskey deal from time to time and then blesses the rest of us with that

[30:36]deal and we get in on it and we venmo him for the price and then eventually i walk over and pick up

[30:40]a nice bottle of whiskey and he you know i'm sure he does better out of the deal and i get something

[30:44]that i wouldn't be able to find at the store but today oh so yesterday by the way yesterday was

[30:50]repeal day happy repeal day to those who celebrate um also if you're a teetotaler that's fine too

[30:55]uh but today oh i thought you're talking about your persimmons again i was like now he's

[31:01]repealing them i mean he can't just peel them once you gotta repeal them yeah what the heck

[31:05]i'm telling you man they're so like that's three out of four weeks with persimmons

[31:09]our spotify rap is going down yeah mark your bingo card you're back to the better bingo card

[31:15]so he texted us today with not a whiskey deal but a vermouth deal which you know i mean

[31:20]vermouth deal i gotta get in so he said why that today carpano antigas you know you know i mean

[31:29]carpano is the best vermouth out there and so sweet vermouth is the red bottle aaron yeah dumb

[31:34]shit's out there red bottle so like the dolan is good right like dolan's a good sweet vermouth but

[31:38]i think carpano is the next step up isn't vermouth like what you drink when you're when you have a

[31:42]problem and it's the only stuff left in your cabinet like isn't it like the last resort it's

[31:50]like it's not so strange all right all the fancy cocktails boulevard yay so he says today

[31:57]carpano antigas sweet vermouth is normally 30 or more 30 or more for a 750 but now you can have

[32:06]15 50 milliliter bottles for ten dollars what airplane bottles yes that's somehow he happened

[32:13]upon a deal where there are 15 airplane bottles can you imagine like i come visit you this january

[32:20]like we've talked about i'm like hey whatever you want to make here and i would love a cocktail

[32:24]and i sit there and i'm looking over yeah and you're making me a drink with airplane bottles

[32:28]of booze yeah and little tiny bottles of soda like the small cans like the little cans but the

[32:35]thing about vermouth is vermouth goes bad you have to keep in the fridge so he said i was gonna ask

[32:39]you this yes so he says the bonus is that a 750 you have to refrigerate but not these because

[32:45]they're the perfect size to make cocktails so everybody on this thread is going i'll take four

[32:50]i'll take five this year like these are like 15 packs everyone's taking like 45 15 packs of them

[32:55]i don't i don't even know how many i should take at this point he finally said he bought

[32:59]768 bottles i don't oh my gosh it's insane what is going on i know him for whatever my share is

[33:09]i'll have a nice just for how did you make a package how did you make your millions oh i scammed

[33:13]all my neighbors that are buying booze from me yeah hey would you would you buy tons of baby

[33:18]bottles of sweet vermouth for me i don't know how many i should take at this point

[33:20]no well then i wouldn't scam you you're not as dumb as my dumb neighbors

[33:24]have you guys ever had anything like this like the thing that i'm you know i think i had a buddy uh

[33:31]uh it might be dan from south st paul i believe used to do this he would buy the

[33:35]the knockoff jerseys from overseas and he'd be like hey guys i'm buying like the i'm buying

[33:41]50 jerseys like if you want the michael canire with the wrong number like i got you you know

[33:48]so like have you got

[33:50]ever been the person in the group where it's like i'm i'm ordering the stuff and you guys got to get

[33:56]it from me like what's been your thing man i feel like you would be like i've i've ordered the

[34:01]sweatshirts for everyone or well like what's your i mean i've done that i don't i just you know like

[34:06]this richfield one i got on right now right the guy oh yeah ukraine did that and so i set up the

[34:11]fundraiser or we just ordered a bunch of stuff like that but um i can't think of anything like

[34:16]scammy like it's not scammy it's just he's the hookup

[34:20]yeah the miniature booze bottle guy but at first i was like no i'm good because i got a bottle of

[34:24]carpano in the fridge it's gonna last long enough i'm good and then everybody's jumping he texted

[34:29]you and he says hey do you want some of this you're like i'm good you couldn't say like i'll

[34:32]take like eight mini bottles like for 20 bucks 15 so everyone's ordering them in packs of 15 so

[34:39]when someone says i'll take four that's 60 bottles

[34:42]somebody on the street tried to sell me mini bottles of vermouth i'd be like well no

[34:47]why what are you talking about that's it's an

[34:50]it's kind of brilliant because i've had this i don't drink enough cocktails with vermouth but

[34:55]like once in a while i'll be like i need to try this for the podcast or something and i'll buy a

[35:00]bottle i'm like it's been sitting in the fridge for like four months i don't know this is still

[35:03]good i have no idea if you had a mini bottle you wouldn't have that problem oh damn aaron signed me

[35:09]up i'll route this so that you could take a reasonable barcode i'm gonna double my order

[35:14]and i'll send one to russell so that's really going with me i'm in the booze business how's

[35:19]it going going with matt uh good rob i found my pillow last week so i think it's lisa i think

[35:29]it's how it's pronounced l-e-e-s-a and it's the hybrid okay so you've got the big it's got it's

[35:35]got quadrants you got the big fluffy part and then the back side is the cooling what you're

[35:40]looking at on the other side of the pillow so that's the cooling there and it actually does

[35:44]cool but what i like about this one because we talked about this right is that my arm goes

[35:49]underneath oh just like this lady here my arm goes underneath the fluffy part and then your

[35:54]head's on the cool part but this i'm gonna i'm gonna call bullshit this isn't this is like

[35:58]under the elbow i'm i'm all the way up like the crook of the shoulder is underneath

[36:03]a pillow you're getting like you're essentially sleeping your ears on your shoulder so that's

[36:08]how i do it but you got the fluffy part underneath for your arm and you've got the

[36:11]cool part for your head and it's like 120 bucks or something out of stock so here oh but i'm keeping

[36:18]it putting a bookmark i'm gonna buy this tomorrow but we're gonna try this is the i i have considered

[36:23]i have considered i have not done it yet but traveling going back to getting rid of my

[36:30]duffel bag and going back to a roller bag and checking it and taking my pillow because this

[36:36]pillow is that good i have considered i have not done it yet russell i've not gone crazy yet but

[36:42]devoted to this pillow the uh the hotel pillows are so bad compared to this pillow and i'm so

[36:47]used to this one i've considered it i've considered it i've considered it i've considered it i've

[36:48]considered just traveling with my pillow is it true that your pillow is five feet long and it

[36:53]has a picture of marge simpson naked on it and that's why you're bringing it to hotels that's

[36:57]not marge simpson all right matt i think there's something about hotel beds they're just hard as a

[37:03]rock they are there's something about them that's kind of intriguing i don't mind i don't mind the

[37:09]the blankets agree the mattress it's the damn pillows yeah i can't figure out yeah suck i hear

[37:17]it man okay you know what i'm gonna have to put it on my pillow i'm gonna have to put it on my pillow

[37:18]i'm gonna have to buy this pillow i gotta try it russell's right though some of those nights you

[37:21]spend in a hotel you lay down you know this thing's super hard and then you wake up at 8 a.m

[37:24]and you're like i i didn't move the entire night something that was fantastic yes

[37:28]something about pillow ads i like because you get to see a lot of women sleeping

[37:33]and she is wearing pajamas uh the upstairs room and now we're having a discussion we've talked

[37:41]about this a week ago with the fancy what's your pajama style like you guys aren't wearing the

[37:45]jerry seinfeld like the full suits what's your pajama style like you guys aren't wearing the

[37:48]what what are you i think we've talked about this but i've got about i've got about five pair of

[37:52]shorts and two of them are so old that they just need to be thrown away they're just not they're

[37:57]hardly holding up doing anything but i'm just a regular old gym shorts and a t-shirt kind of guy

[38:04]we've we've done this before yeah we definitely have i am a robe guy i've got a robe that i will

[38:10]wear around if i need to i thought you called that something else though no that's what you

[38:15]you sleep naked then is that what your deal is what

[38:18]my robe i called a robe what else would i call it no no i thought you bought one overseas like

[38:23]a special one oh my caftan yeah that's totally different that's i wear that with my speedo

[38:30]that's different you had that at your sister's but when i sleep i am now just going full briefs

[38:37]guy i'm like full-time brief guide now and i'm sleeping in them guys oh you sleep with your

[38:42]briefs on yes now featuring your dad's balls just like everybody thinks about briefs and that's

[38:48]like everything feels fine or you're like i gotta get these briefs off oh i gotta get them off it's

[38:53]a nightmare when i wear briefs in bed oh it's the worst it feels like they're like stuck on me too

[38:59]i'm like get this off get me in the shower with the hot shower head blasting on my balls because

[39:05]it just like held on there i've been wearing briefs all night good lord i gotta get that shot

[39:10]that man's been telling us about so the only other thing i had is that i've uh my apologies to magic

[39:17]mike 69

[39:18]and then chicago guy i i deleted instagram off my phone i no longer have you wow i did a better

[39:24]instagram but just such a fucking waste of time scrolling it's hilarious there's such funny things

[39:32]my god is it such a waste of time it's a time yeah i gave up facebook i had facebook for about

[39:38]three years i never used it i gave it up i have had no i'm a i admittedly i'm kind of a linkedin

[39:43]guy i like seeing what's going on like professional industry world i like it too

[39:47]very big linking matt's a linkedin guy too if they're from havana they'd be on cuban linkedin

[39:53]we'd be talking about it on this album

[39:55]so i'm a linkedin guy but i don't do any of the social and i feel like i am i i feel like i i have

[40:04]a different level of uh not giving a shit by not having it no i i've i've gotten into reddit a

[40:10]little bit just to like follow what other people are saying kind of things with that yeah but i

[40:16]mean it's

[40:17]i don't go down rabbit holes but like when news stories happen i don't know it's like

[40:21]stuff like i am pounding down hours of tiktok a day including when i'm walking the dog i'm

[40:28]watching tiktoks okay i am not really reading a book right now i'm not really watching any movies

[40:32]i am wasting my life watching tiktok and guess what i'm not gonna stop i love every minute of

[40:38]it i couldn't tell you a single video i've watched over the last three days where i've watched like

[40:42]10 hours of it but i love it i can't get enough it's great rob you should check out this danny

[40:47]tiktok channel i've been into for the last few years his penis looks like it's the rest of his

[40:53]body that should be the tiktok channel i should have a tiktok channel where i talk about that

[40:56]stuff uh i guess the finally the last thing in netflix i don't know we used we used to ask like

[41:02]what are you reading what are you watching netflix like the first five episodes we tried

[41:06]doing that whole thing uh there's a show called the madness and i don't know who the actor is

[41:11]but he is phenomenal and i'm halfway through the show and i cannot watch it fast enough it is

[41:17]so i feel you guys need to give us a plot in one sentence uh is the cream always rises to the top

[41:24]we've got a guy uh who's who's a cnn like contributor he just wants to get away to go

[41:35]read his book and so he goes out to the poconos he's just gonna sit down write his book comes

[41:41]across a murder and then he gets set up for the murder and that's kind of where it goes from there

[41:47]to try to figure his way out of it so it's great i'm going to drink cream and i hope it doesn't

[41:52]affect my heart i see those jealous netflix watchers matt

[42:01]by the way did you see matt texas that's a picture of the remote russell with the netflix button

[42:07]it was it's i love my netflix here love my i'm focused on the podcast not my phone during the

[42:17]so it's all right absolutely rolling going how's it going with you rolling going things are good

[42:22]rob hit the music we're going back to the tournament it's time for another round

[42:27]i panicked and i hit the waterbed corner oh yeah rob you know what my favorite thing of

[42:36]this podcast is doing is when rob's not expecting it's hit the music

[42:40]it really stresses me out hey by the way david barrett luther bay

[42:47]and ross not this one but very similar to one shining moment

[42:50]i can't remember a while back we did talk about the tournament when we had uh

[42:58]john from edina on or it was some we had to be the guest on it or it was it was actually a little

[43:03]rosy whitey they called little rosie we talked about it so we're going back to the bottom of

[43:07]the bracket because i don't know where we left off at the top of the all right here we go but

[43:11]here's where we're starting in round two rob who you taking this is best so let me be clear this is

[43:16]best co-host right this is who you would want to be your co-host when aaron or matt is this the only

[43:22]tournament we have going on currently do we only have one tournament going on well we'll have to

[43:27]fix that that's a crazy all-time low number of tournaments we have running concurrently russell

[43:31]you can't come up with a couple more tournaments come on rob in the kick-ass in the kick-ass

[43:37]co-host regional round two it's rob's sister versus sarah p from eden prairie who may or may

[43:43]not have been a late ad because they were left out of the original round two round two round two

[43:46]original first round they don't have to admit that russell let's see matt i thought that's what

[43:52]you would i want to take rob who would i want to take what i want to take for rob i'll take sarah

[43:58]sorry oh sister names names okay i'll take sarah sorry whatever sister

[44:07]russ was talking about not knowing that i have two sisters okay sorry you're out

[44:13]unfortunately for you she is already co-hosting a podcast with

[44:16]the pleasure principle so you are out she already ditched you for the pleasure principle that would

[44:21]be a bummer rob is the dentist still listening we haven't heard from her lately and we've probably

[44:26]really pissed her off no she is and she she said she thinks it's funny when you guys try to get me

[44:34]talk about dental stuff i was like it's not funny it really stresses me out they know that they know

[44:41]you're gonna get mad because she was legitimately mad but now she's something about my sister all

[44:46]also listens but rarely will ever comment she did ask i think i talked about this she did ask is rob

[44:52]really like this or is it really a character and i was like no it is it's very very similar no it's

[44:59]not i am a fucking character you guys i am not like this how could i be like this all day

[45:05]how could i be like this it would be unacceptable to society

[45:09]11 57 game time we've got rob's brother-in-law who read a voicemail about his hobbies

[45:16]versus meatloaf meatloaf let's get it can we get a meatloaf impression rob let's hear some meatloaf

[45:24]paradise by the dashboard light please go rob hit the music meatloaf hey

[45:28]no wait no you dumb shit that's the big problem i think meatloaf is like this right hey this is

[45:35]meatloaf that song paradise by the dashboard lights russell do you want to guess what that's

[45:39]about and i'll give you a hint it starts with two starts with two f's no no we're not two f's

[45:45]one

[45:46]one

[45:46]binding forever it's fast food i was around in the basin you can't you can't just fall back i'm

[45:53]like a uh not not a covid believer or something it's that that's too hard russell when it came

[45:59]to putting on a mask you know what i always said what's that i would do anything for love

[46:07]but i won't do that i don't just it's gonna slip into the boss so rob is it meatloaf or

[46:16]is your co-host i gotta go with the brother-in-law sorry meatloaf you're back to hell okay where

[46:21]you're living currently all right did i am taking my brother-in-law in the bracket so my sister's out

[46:27]brother-in-law in 12 17 tip off we've got matt from new york who called about public bda once

[46:35]versus bigger stronger faster rob it's jeff from apple valley

[46:40]wow you know what sometimes i would want to be

[46:46]you're starting it's not it's not wrong hey just a heads up rob

[46:51]matt doesn't laugh at a lot of my jokes but when i do bigger stronger faster

[46:56]like that was was he strongest i mean faster for sure but strong not strong he was not

[47:02]let's be clear about that he was not well he could he could actually power clean more than

[47:07]me if you want to get technical well yeah more powerful but that's different here's the thing

[47:12]is i know for a fact jeff powers how you express strength it's not your strength it's not your

[47:15]strength exactly last names rob what are we doing jeff bigger faster stronger rob i know for a fact

[47:22]does not and will not ever listen to this show so i know he has so i have to but it would be nice

[47:31]for me to have a co-host where i wouldn't have to talk the whole damn time i could just sit there

[47:34]be quiet like man i think that'd be kind of fun so i'm gonna take jeff uh from apple valley he's

[47:39]gonna be my co-host so i can just sit there and not say anything jeff won't listen podcast no he

[47:45]does not listen he's listened to i think when once we sent him something inappropriate he did

[47:50]he's once he's he's once again smarter than me he doesn't listen to this podcast hey rob um i i part

[47:57]of this tournament is for you to um uh give put downs to our other listeners why is matt from new

[48:04]york not a good co-host why did you not want to pick him i thought he would be a great co-host for

[48:08]you i think one time he invited me to a party then i then he did let me go you don't know you don't

[48:15]you don't show that purpose oh i do feel bad about that i still feel bad all right this is the last

[48:23]quadrant for the day it's the 12 12 57 matchup it's your cousin emerson versus the big papa baby

[48:32]the big papa i've got to go i'll go with my cousin emerson okay what i had to go with my

[48:40]cousin emerson sorry big papa you're out okay people it's actually bruce guest host

[48:45]it's it's hard for people to uh the big bobber jokes i can't come up with any new ones it's the

[48:51]same ones over and over so we're going with emerson as the ghost plus he is a real person

[48:56]whose feelings would be hurt if i didn't pick him so there you go beatles i should have him back

[49:00]oh it's aaron i think he's passed on that opportunity for sure yeah he's smart enough

[49:08]speaking of big hits rob roland going how's it going with you two things number one real quick

[49:15]christmas cards came in oh hey oh you know years ago you know and i know from this year or last

[49:22]year from this year okay jenny picked out pictures the girls hated every picture they're like what

[49:27]this is the worst picture of all of us of course we only have like three pictures of all four of us

[49:32]so we get it i know listen you know i know they those cards ain't going nowhere they're not getting

[49:41]sent out every year we just bring him to vegas with the end hander just bring him to vegas with

[49:44]the end hander just bring him to vegas with the end hander just bring him to vegas with the end hander

[49:44]just bring him to vegas with the end hander at least this year she only did a hundred she's

[49:47]like well if i need more i'll order more i was like thank god because normally it's like 400

[49:52]and it's just nobody sent it it's crazy oh by the way she wrote down what we're all doing guess

[49:59]what she writes for me what's that podcasting oh that's what we wanted to do right that's what we

[50:05]do humiliating to say podcasting on the christmas card jenny a doctor publishing speaking at

[50:14]podcasting i'm a fucking you wanted to say your karaoke club what would be more what would what

[50:21]would give you more props well probably the problem is if anybody who gets this christmas

[50:26]card like ask what the podcast is that's going to be extra humiliating they listen to it and i can't

[50:32]give it out at work now i can't give out the christmas card at work at all tell them to go

[50:36]to the episode with the tournament they'll love that i'll tell i'll send them right to the bob

[50:39]dylan one it's our most popular episode we got to recommend that one apparently second thing

[50:44]there's a guy on the island every time we run into each other he's an old guy yeah every time

[50:50]we run into each other he goes hey and he tells me jokes he'll tell me a joke and then walk away

[50:56]the jokes you never know they will vary from corny to some of the dirtiest jokes that you've

[51:02]ever heard in your entire life and they will range anywhere from about five seconds to

[51:07]three minutes hey hey hey hold up rob take your headphones off that's that jokes that range from

[51:14]dirty to super corny can you imagine could you imagine if we had someone on this podcast who

[51:21]told super corny jokes and then super dirty jokes oh my goodness oh it would be too much

[51:26]put it back on well it's just that ff could stand for so much stuff if you really think about it

[51:34]next thing you know next thing you know he's gonna be telling us about this guy on the island

[51:38]who was yelled at santa claus a few weeks ago i hear a joke on tiktok that this guy

[51:43]i'm like this guy's gonna fucking love this joke i've never told him a joke so i see him and i go

[51:49]hey hey dominic dominic i go i got a joke for you i go bank robber goes into a bank okay tells

[51:55]everybody get on the floor his mask falls off he says the guy on the floor did you see my face

[52:00]the guy goes yeah so he shoots him second guy goes he said do you see my face the guy goes yeah

[52:06]he shoots him and you know what dominic did he stole your punchline he took the joke he

[52:13]finished the joke for me he goes oh yeah i know that one and i was like what he told a joke and

[52:21]then he got me back with a joke i was like this isn't this is the ultimate destruction of me like

[52:27]it's a counter and a punch back it's a knockout punch i was humiliated so what was the punchline

[52:32]yeah i'm curious okay you guys asked for it the third guy said he said did you see my face the

[52:39]third guy goes no but my wife did it's time for nobody's face

[52:43]the show let's talk about the album

[52:45]you guys have go-to jokes for for joke time when people start telling jokes you have go-to i have

[52:52]two two one is a one is a pleasure principle do you want me to tell it and give the pleasure

[52:58]principle oh yeah is that fair or not is there usually it's two of them that are very good one

[53:03]is from the pleasure principle buddy kenny i believe but this is an all-timer um this is

[53:10]there's two sausages in a frying pan

[53:13]the one sausage says man it's getting hot in here the other sausage says ah i'm talking sausage

[53:20]that one like improves with the delivery too you got it down russell you nailed it

[53:24]the other one is a pirate joke could i hey allow me to do a pirate joke can i do a pirate if i may

[53:31]please you seeing how i'm doing this you know maybe i should take show up at rob i can tell

[53:36]you when i did a pie rating it's when i gave a movie 3.14 stars i mean that's fucking good

[53:43]good good job rob and the pleasure principle would like that one yeah he would there's two

[53:50]things he loves math and just blasted loads he loves math and making babies his two favorite

[54:00]things hey one plus one equals two he knows that better than any of us you know the thing is though

[54:06]like it like 50 years ago like he would not be accused of blowing too many loads right he would

[54:13]like we people just don't have as many kids these days yeah yeah no he's he's true it's like him and

[54:20]elon musk it's him it's nick carter i would put it with this nick carter you mean nick cannon i think

[54:29]you mean nick cannon nick cannon you're right i don't mean nick and my buddy kevin from nashville

[54:35]who i saw over thanks to him he's got 11 kids no at some point i mean that's you would have

[54:43]to try a male sex toy you know what i mean like those crazy ones you see where it looks like it's

[54:47]like it's that thing that shaves cheese or it goes around in a circle but you put it on your dong

[54:51]what all right let's talk about the album it's time for nobody's favorite part of the show

[54:57]let's tell the venus for men i'm not gonna look it up oh yeah okay this kind of a sexy album too

[55:04]and i'm gonna say this i'm gonna edit it out but the venus for men is famous because it can make

[55:08]you even if you can't get an erection um can i please tell my pirate joke

[55:13]yeah i was kind of hoping we hear your joke yeah i'm just rob tries to keep going by everybody

[55:18]else's joke okay i've got a good joke this is a pirate joke i would appreciate you to play along

[55:23]and don't steal the punchline rob if you know the punchline you just send it out i would never do

[55:26]that all right what what is a pirate's favorite class in school what what is art

[55:36]what is a pirate's favorite basketball

[55:42]player artist gilmore kareem abdul-jabbar

[55:48]what is a pirate's favorite branch of the military

[55:55]what rob give it to me the navy you motherfucker dumb shit piece of shit

[56:03]like like if i've ever wanted to quit a podcast board

[56:07]it's the army oh you're supposed to say it's the army and

[56:12]then i go no you dumb shit they're sailors it's the navy no you've oh i get it you have the worst

[56:18]fuck i did maybe you should skip your fucking thing i didn't know that was horrible he told

[56:23]you you just did the exact same thing that you did you're only going about the guy stole your

[56:28]joke that you just did it right back to russell i know this one it's the navy to be fair does

[56:34]fill me with a kind of power i could see myself getting addicted to i love this feeling when

[56:38]rob was telling his role and going he did goes and guess what happened instead of me

[56:42]saying what i said he stole your joke yeah russell did it first kind of kind of goes both ways yeah

[56:48]yeah exactly aaron you got a good party joke i mean i got one i really like that's kind of long

[56:53]so we're getting late in the night i don't know if you want to hear it of course we do all right so

[56:59]uh this guy's walking down the street hey rob rob why don't you shut the fuck up during this

[57:04]bunch and a bird shits on his shoulder and it turns out that the bird is called a foo and he's

[57:12]off his shoulder and he immediately trips over a crack on the sidewalk and falls and hurts himself

[57:16]he's really frustrated and he thinks that's because the bird shat on his shoulder and then

[57:21]next day same thing happens the bird shits on his shoulder and he brushes off right away and

[57:27]then immediately he slams his uh finger in the car door when he's trying to get in the car and

[57:31]so he thinks you know that's it's got to be it like that the the foo is what fucked me up here

[57:36]very next day he goes out again the foo shits on his shoulder and he says

[57:42]i don't i can't deal with this anymore i'm just going to leave it on there that very day he gets

[57:46]a promotion at work he takes his lady out she proposes to him he has the best day of his life

[57:52]everything is fine it's all wonderful do you know the moral of the story what is it if the foo shits

[57:59]wear it

[58:00]rob didn't hear it he was sneezing

[58:07]what's going on right

[58:10]he's right

[58:12]he can't help it

[58:15]it is in his bones that he's not looking to let anyone else tell a joke

[58:20]this is the guy who supposedly sits in the front row of all the like hey it's the comedy show

[58:26]case here and we haven't we know he's a piece of shit but we're gonna laugh at his jokes anyways

[58:32]and rob's like the guy who's like sneezing over his big like finish

[58:36]took our listeners will be enjoying it they're laughing they're still laughing so hard they need

[58:41]to recover anyway nobody asked but i have a joke too uh aaron i'll do it with aaron aaron knock knock

[58:46]who's there no no yeah wait okay here we go yeah knock knock we're never gonna land this plane

[58:53]who's there two two who to whom all right let's talk about the album let's talk about the show

[59:03]let's talk about rain rain ghost

[59:05]i this so this is rayquan's debut

[59:11]album and a lot of people say this is the most acclaimed solo wu-tang album i know liquid sword

[59:17]is a big one a lot of people are saying this is the top one and this is coming out as saying it's

[59:22]an inspiration for the mafioso rap genre that comes out after this with uh reasonable doubt

[59:29]by jay-z life after death by biggie this album comes out this is a year after enter the wu-tang

[59:36]it comes out it debuts at number four on the billboard 200

[59:40]think about that that's a crazy it comes out hits that right away the uh basically the album is uh

[59:47]rayquan and ghostface killer with reza as the director this album i didn't realize it but it

[59:54]has every member of the wu-tang clan on it it's basically like them all just getting together in

[59:59]a different way like aaron how does this work why is this a rayquan album and not a wu-tang album

[60:03]this was rizzo's or yeah this was the rizzo's whole game plan was he signed the wu to i don't

[60:09]know which record label wu-tang was signed to a record label and then his plan was each individual

[60:14]member of wu-tang would be signed to a different label so they could just keep turning churning out

[60:19]music he had control over it he controlled the masters and so it was just a way to pump out more

[60:24]music and keep control over their own stuff they were a great business collective and so

[60:29]a lot of these wu solo albums because rizzo was behind the boards and because all of the

[60:34]eventually all the wu is going to show up on this uh the same with liquid swords uh same

[60:38]with iron man by um ghost and supreme plantel to some degree uh all these others this was his his

[60:46]plan was we're gonna do a bunch of wu solo albums that come out under the you know on different

[60:50]labels under a solo name but it's they're going to be wu albums and so eventually you know i think

[60:56]rizzo reaps the benefits more than most but they all they all do well as a result well yeah because

[61:01]rizzo basically took they they were in his basement or whatever they're in his studio

[61:05]there were no engineers he controlled the whole board

[61:08]he did everything and i do think some of this i think could be i could stand for it being maybe

[61:13]a little bit remastered i thought some of it there's a couple times where i was like i wish

[61:16]this sounded a little bit better it's got a dusty sort of sound to it yeah exactly but he said that

[61:21]basically it was just they were just like making beats and and he would say well i got this beat

[61:26]and it's going to be for this person and then uh rayquan would just start writing and rapping over

[61:31]it and that's how the song came out i mean this album all these wu solo albums from from what it

[61:36]is 94 to 97 or so like just this golden era of wu-tang was you could pick any one of them they're

[61:42]all great they all have varying levels of who's involved but rizzo is generally the mastermind

[61:47]behind the sound russell did you look up what cuban links were i had to right away what is it

[61:53]it is the reference to the necklaces they would wear they would wear gold necklaces made with the

[61:57]cuban links which is a kind of style hey rob if you uh if you check your mail this week you may

[62:03]be getting a puka shell necklace from me as a christmas gift

[62:06]wow oh russell you know that makes me think i'm kidding i didn't get you oh i i was thinking

[62:13]destination you know what i'm saying aaron like a destination like maybe we all need to get a

[62:17]shell wedding maybe a hotel i had lunch with uh barry from burnsville and joe from woodbury this

[62:24]i saw that how was that that you had a downtown lunch with two of our college buddies yeah and

[62:29]we talked about this like man really fucking need a excuse to all get together we talked about it

[62:36]i mean you i mean maybe you could also talk about why barry from burnsville hasn't been to vegas with

[62:40]us in 15 years right he's coaching this is last year coaching he's coaching bantams this year and

[62:45]one of our kids has to play a game without us coaching this is last year coaching

[62:51]well his kid because his younger one will be in high school that's a change

[62:55]end of an era that's hats off man that reminds me of one of the seminars i'm

[63:00]putting on in my sex clinic that i'm running which is downtown it's downtown lunch

[63:06]all right let's get into the album striving for perfection chapter two is there any is there any

[63:13]taco john special at your lunch special robber or not yeah you do get a pound of tots or whatever

[63:18]as well man fuck all the 24 potato olay sorry i'll tell you what i listened to this album today

[63:26]walking around at headphones around new york city and i felt like i was on top of the world

[63:32]i was unstoppable i felt like the biggest badass of all time

[63:36]this is a like hardcore album don't you think aaron like would you describe it as

[63:42]it's not like it feels like less playful yeah it sounds like it's a it's a serious album it's a

[63:49]winter album it's cold it's deep it's deep you you can listen to it over and over again and not

[63:55]catch everything they're talking about i mean that's what i've ghostface is you know one of

[63:58]my favorite rappers of all time for some reason i've not been as into rick wand but ghost is is

[64:03]you know one of my favorites i never know what exactly he's talking about i don't know what he's

[64:06]talking about but i just love it i love the mindset it puts you into you just kind of let

[64:10]it wash over you you might catch some of it on one listen you might get 20 listens in i can tell

[64:16]you this how is this not a ghostface killer album he's all over this it's been a ghost album right

[64:21]he's on here as much as right mostly him uh knowledge god this has somebody sniffing cocaine

[64:27]in the background you can hear it but like this

[64:36]is this i don't remember wu-tang being this violent and i didn't listen to a ton of wu-tang

[64:40]but don't you remember what he was going to do with that hot poker in the first album well that's

[64:44]actually an advanced course at my sex clinic so i and rob now that you're on these pills

[64:50]he was also going to keep feeding you and feeding you if i remember correctly yeah

[64:54]that's the whole thing with who was they're just ridiculous they i mean and i think they you know

[64:59]probably were experienced in crime on some level in their real life and then they took it to these

[65:04]you know

[65:05]comic book levels of of violence in their verses aaron is there like a go-to wu-tang book or what

[65:13]what's your what's the source for all the wood like because you got all the info like is it just

[65:17]wow is there a book or is just everything you're reading or what's or i know you were on the

[65:21]message board everything i know about the wu-tang is from the message board it's in the early 2000s

[65:26]that's what i that's what i'm gonna give it to you anything i'm learning take anything i'm saying

[65:31]take with a grain of salt because it's from either from listening to most of these things a lot this

[65:35]isn't as much but it's either from listening or from a lot of time spent on the message boards i

[65:40]mean i'm sure yeah there are books like rizzo's published books rizzo's done documentaries himself

[65:44]there's a lot of wu mystique out there there's some great interviews with ghosts that are

[65:49]recorded but yeah for me it was the message boards aaron let's talk about the famous wu-tang

[65:54]song or album that's recorded that someone paid all the money for what what's up with that martin

[66:00]shakrelli yeah was that wu-tang forever that he paid for yeah he bought the one copy of it right

[66:05]someone someone

[66:05]rob start from the beginning what's the story with that for our listeners that don't know that

[66:09]where to start with that martin shakrelli is basically like uh he got in trouble for some

[66:14]sort of con scheme he was running with a pharmacy but he was like the ultimate like rich finance bro

[66:20]and he bought the only copy of this wu-tang album that came out

[66:25]and every once in a while he'll like play it on tiktok or like an instagram live and you can catch

[66:30]him listening to it but it's very rare so it's like this very mysterious thing that only is that

[66:35]it is intriguing right and it's such a you're right here the wu-tang is screwing around you

[66:39]make an album and you release it to one person that's wild that's so opposite badass i mean

[66:43]that's crazy guys should we is it make an should we do an episode and only send it to jeff from

[66:50]apple valley and not let john listen to it oh john oh not that any of those guys listen to it i

[66:55]would send it to john for me dinah that i wouldn't feel right about doing it he is our number one fan

[66:59]no sometimes you gotta sometimes you gotta lock it up you don't get to have it uh criminology

[67:05]he's ghost face said that when he heard this beat he said he knew it was gonna be his

[67:10]uh incarcerated scar faces

[67:27]uh who was it rizza said he was making this for gizza but then uh

[67:35]gray heard this beat and wrote some lyrics and boom they had a song does he go by gizza aaron or

[67:39]can you i've heard it from that gizza but i i mean yes they say just uh if they're like when

[67:45]method man says it like on on the record that's gizza okay that's just what i said gizza now i

[67:51]can go back and edit that in make you guys appear fools these are i think this is really i think

[67:56]this is really exemplifies the rizza drum sound like he was always going i mean that's the thing

[68:01]about the rizza sound he was he was heading toward jazz he was

[68:04]borrowing a lot and i mean he did a lot from stacks and so he's like really specific in his

[68:10]his sound and where it's coming from and i think you know it sits right along tribe and other

[68:15]things of that era where it was really looking at jazz and and soul of the 60s whereas other

[68:21]people took things in different directions uh and now i mean back then we had the gizza

[68:27]and we had the rizza and now we have big aj and the rizzler i don't i don't know what that is

[68:34]you guys know what the costco guys are i've never been to costco i have never been saying yes okay

[68:42]what's the costco in the sam's club what type what's that called like uh a big box store

[68:47]no you need like a membership right i've i have never been in a membership store i've never been

[68:55]in a costco i've never been in this i've never been in a sam's club i've never walked into one

[68:59]i mean either listen guys i just want the audience to realize this and i know there's some very

[69:04]i'm talking to here i am trying to do a podcast to be funny and these guys don't even know who

[69:09]the costco guys are that's crazy to me that when i say the rizzler it means nothing to you guys

[69:14]just i'm looking back i'm saying the rizzler and they're looking at me with the blank as the faces

[69:19]sleeping so we don't know if matt knows he's asleep but russell and i don't know man man

[69:26]i mean i know who the rizzler is uh uh goes our rizza considers this his favorite no no

[69:32]a few weeks ago

[69:34]it's funny that rob's the only one like the whole text chain that like always sends over tiktoks

[69:40]and he's the one who thinks that we're the ones that are the dumb asses or whatever we're not

[69:46]being in tiktok he's the one who's got it every time i click on it it takes me to download an app

[69:50]and i'm like nope not not doing it i'm out listen if the chinese haven't figured me out by now with

[69:57]my habits i bet this guy would like busty women walking toward him in an office hey nihao i

[70:04]appreciate it thank you so much rob who who on the text chain other from joe john from watana

[70:10]is most likely to have the tiktok app and seeing what you're sending out there oh i if a tiktok is

[70:16]is texted in a forest where there's no listeners does anybody hear it i think barry from burnsville

[70:21]is you think he's got it i think him yeah i think he does maybe maybe secretly on a burner but he's

[70:27]got it iotine this is featuring inspected deck one of my favorites

[70:33]rebel inf

[70:34]the rhyme schemes in the in his lyrics are crazy i think deck is like the

[70:41]the real unsung guy and he never had a big hit solo album the way ray goes to method man

[70:48]jizza rizza did so i feel like he never he never quite got the solo shine i don't know why that is

[70:53]but his solo stuff never quite hit so good uh now i think he might have been one of the elder

[71:01]elder statesman too but i have to look that up can it all be so

[71:04]simple he's 54 remix this is a remix of their song off uh

[71:09]erin how do they split the money on an album like this you get paid for like doing a verse on a

[71:14]track or how does that work you know i think that did end up being problematic for them i think i

[71:19]think they ended up having some disagreements i think it was going to be yeah i don't know how

[71:24]you split it but i think i think that did end up uh causing some and they essentially broke up for

[71:29]a long time um and have broken up and then tried to get back together but i know i think there have

[71:33]been some money disagreements you're right this it's much easier um to split things four ways when

[71:40]it's zero there's nothing to split yeah there's nothing to split even i can do that math matt

[71:45]while you are looking up uh members of the wu-tang i think it would be fun to read out the real names

[71:51]of ray and ghost if you got those up well inspect the deck is jason richard hunter love it love it

[71:58]who else do you want ghostface killer see if i can get that one i think it i believe it is

[72:03]dennis coles dennis david coles there we go there you go who's the other one you wanted

[72:10]ray kwan what's ray kwan's real name his government name if you will it's my government yeah what's my

[72:16]government cory woods oh oh that one's not so that's not so nerdy aaron what would rob's what

[72:22]would rob's wu-tang name be oh there's gonna be there's gotta be a website for this right yeah

[72:27]what's your wu-tang name okay let's try it i'd probably be jizza wu-tang name generator

[72:32]generator

[72:32]generator

[72:33]all right here we go hamstringer what do i type in here let me see hamstring

[72:37]enter the wu-tang okay so what do i write just type your name okay we're not gonna say that loud

[72:44]let's see wacko ambassador oh i like that

[72:49]that's too bad or b okay russell

[72:54]a and a yep master criminal oh yeah master criminal okay all right take it all right

[73:02]ghostface

[73:03]first name is dennis i'm actually surprised rob knows how to spell my name

[73:06]so fuck off what are you talking about

[73:10]hey don't don't joke about this uh all my best friends seem to think i don't have two l's in my

[73:17]name dumb fucks that do that don't do it that i learned like episode five of the podcast russell

[73:22]kept saying my name has two l's uh aaron you are scratching hunter oh okay all right and then we'll

[73:30]do man i like it and he is wicked bastard oh yes that's pretty good we're pretty good that was

[73:36]pretty good uh in that last song uh ghostface talks about uh smoking black dust and you know

[73:42]i had to look up what that was black dust is a combination because i was like oh whatever black

[73:48]dust is i bet that shit is crazy and guess what it's a common concoction of pcp heroin

[73:54]and formaldehyde which is soaked onto parsley flakes and then smoked

[74:00]can you fucking imagine doing that it's like it's like oh man this pcp just isn't hitting anymore

[74:06]what if we added that shit that we put dead bodies in oh you mean formaldehyde yeah and

[74:10]then we're gonna spread it on parsley why are we doing that last sounds like big parsley got

[74:16]in there somehow we gotta get in this black dust situation people aren't using parsley anymore

[74:21]there's only so many perkins there's not as many perkins as it used to be i associate parsley with

[74:26]perkins so strong on top of the omelet every meal at perkins

[74:30]had parsley they had parsley all over the place i was like there must just be a crate of parsley

[74:35]in the back and just they're putting it right next to my egg every single time it's like your

[74:40]first year out there that's all you do is chop parsley yeah exactly chop that shit yeah it's

[74:44]like the sushi chefs first they do the parsley can i sell the can i sell the french silk pie

[74:48]shut the fuck up and go chop that parsley that parsley i noticed this egg doesn't have a giant

[74:52]sprig of parsley next to it yeah uh shark and words you want me you want me to like clean up

[74:57]those syrup bottles that have been sitting out there for shut up

[75:00]hey i noticed a lot of the booths are really sticky should i go clean those no what are you

[75:06]talking about we will not clean those did you guys have panicookins where you were no i always joke

[75:14]my mom occasionally will go out uh and meet either my sister-in-law brother or other of her

[75:19]friends at the pancake house and i always joke and i say are you talking about the panicookin hoose

[75:25]and she gets annoyed with me that i make panicookin hoose juice

[75:29]yes

[75:29]there was one in kind of the diana richfield border for a long time but

[75:35]because you know what their bit was what is that if you ordered a panicookin

[75:40]okay because you know you might not guess this but my family we loved bits

[75:45]we would go places like if they did a song or if they did a bit we were there all the time

[75:49]when we went to outback steakhouse and the waiter sat in your booth we got a kick out of that like

[75:54]crazy good i might we went to our first tgi fridays and we saw how they were dressed it

[75:59]would blew our minds panicookin the bit was if you ordered a panicookin which is like a big fluffy

[76:04]pancake a dutch pancake the waitress would come out yelling panicookin panicookin panicookin and

[76:12]then come to your table and we're like wait hold on hold on this is where you stole the cookie parade

[76:18]no this is not hold on there's nothing new excuse me listen the waiters yelled during

[76:24]the cookie parade no we yelled at the waiters i watched the way you held that up you held it up

[76:29]just like that you joked that they do with the cookie okay for our listeners out there

[76:33]one of our biggest traditions the most important tradition probably the thing that rob has given

[76:38]us all the most joy with we go out and watch college bowl games every year and we have this

[76:44]thing where we'll order the cookie sundae like the cookie skillets or whatever with the ice cream

[76:50]huh well it started out with just one person said i'll get the one person

[76:54]yeah and we all started ordering and then it was like the whole dang time you know the chances of

[76:58]me being the first person to order that cookie was high and then there's a high chance well no i said

[77:04]what i said was listen we just ordered a ton of cookies if they all bring them out at the same

[77:10]time and we have multiple waiters carrying cookies we're gonna start singing the same way that you

[77:16]were just saying that other restaurant carries those panicookins if they're carrying them all

[77:20]fancy like we're gonna start yelling keep doing that movement it's right there and they and sure

[77:25]enough they came out with like three four people just carrying cookies and we start going cookies

[77:28]parade and now everybody's looking at the waiters we flip the tables on these waiters oh you're gonna

[77:34]come sing to me on my birthday and have everybody look at me and try to embarrass me well guess what

[77:38]cookie parade now we're singing at you okay the tables have turned no one's gonna understand this

[77:45]bit at all no that's okay who cares all about 12 people well that's a third of our our spotify

[77:53]listeners who listen our ice water with ghost face killer this is

[77:57]you

[77:58]the first uh song for capadona yeah i got capadona in there capadona of course which was who was not

[78:06]on the earlier albums because he was in prison but but apparently he taught rayquan how to rhyme

[78:12]and was an important do you mean daryl hill yes that's what i'm talking about uh no i could not

[78:18]because you know normally with these i try to go through and like have it not play for sure

[78:23]super offensive stuff that was hard to do on this album there was it was hard to find

[78:28]bits that were not bad glaciers of ice you know there was the one bit that was not hard to find

[78:34]on this then it turns out rayquan and beck were both asked to be a part of a different album by

[78:41]someone named flume wow i don't know if you guys know flume aaron is this anyone familiar to you

[78:46]i don't know flume no but um uh this both rayquan and beck were asked to be featured artists on this

[78:51]rob you know check this song out but you know this features rayquan on the flume album but he's

[78:58]hit the music

[78:59]the other person that was asked to be on this album by flume was back

[79:09]wow and this is tiny cities featuring back check this out

[79:13]that doesn't sound like back but he's on there somewhere that could be back that could be back

[79:21]that sounds like i think so yeah that could be back either way when it comes to be a featured

[79:25]artist on the flume album who do you think is going to be on the flume album i don't know

[79:28]who did it bet with rayquan with rayquan who did it better beck did it better i like that

[79:35]those are nice kind of fun flume is an australian musician dj and record producer he's regarded as

[79:42]a pioneer of future bass who helped uh populate popularize the genre that is a thing that struck

[79:49]me about this album i was listening to today on the very same speaker i went right from tlc into

[79:53]this album and then it just happened again when we went from wu-tang to flume this album is kind

[79:57]of quiet like it's very subtle i had to oh it's got but it's got a deep bass it does yeah yeah i

[80:04]was listening in my car okay it does have a deep bass if you don't have a preamp though and you

[80:10]have a victrola like i have it has got a deep treble you're gonna miss it i am a record player

[80:16]god yes russell you better not play that song where they go daddy sang bass mom sang tenor

[80:21]because all you would hear is the mama's part i don't think you'd know what daddy's saying

[80:27]can i say this i i you've been talking about preamps and i had a joke

[80:31]i've got two jokes really bring it sometimes your preamps can be louder than amps

[80:37]and sometimes they can be from the navy

[80:42]and sometimes your preamps can have more them because you've been record player

[80:50]uh all right verbal intercourse what in the hell was that

[80:55]i've heard

[80:57]this is verbal intercourse this is the first this is naz on here first non-wu-tang member

[81:12]on an album what a member what a big yeah yeah i'd like to make you wish like could we get a

[81:19]naz arisa album for this like if we can get back into the time machine can we get a naz arisa album

[81:24]yeah that'd be great

[81:25]uh

[81:27]wisdom body

[81:28]this is a classic wu-tang sound isn't it yeah aaron is there is there another wu-tang

[81:37]wu-tang branded album that is on the list or that we should be thinking about before some of the

[81:44]solo albums or um i don't well no i think well i know jizz at liquid swords is going to be on the

[81:49]list and a wu-tang or i mean ghostface supreme clientele is on the list uh the other because

[81:55]there's only two or three albums that are on the list and i don't know if there's any other albums

[81:57]three maybe there are four now wu-tang group albums but there really weren't that many because

[82:01]enter because enter the 36 chambers came out then it was all the solo albums and there really wasn't

[82:07]another wu album until uh wu-tang forever which was what like 99 or 2000 and i don't know if that's

[82:14]on the list nope there's only one wu-tang yeah i mean that one thing was pretty i mean it's

[82:20]incredible yeah it launched an entire genre but russia's here's a rate here's actually a

[82:27]raycon verse i don't even think we've heard a rayquan verse

[82:29]rayquan yeah he's like he's so obtuse is that a word you just never know exactly what he's

[82:39]talking about i love that about uh andy that's how andy defrayne uh described the uh

[82:44]the warden when he wouldn't let him uh no way write letters to get more uh books yeah okay

[82:53]how can you be so obtuse okay maybe that's the wrong word then guys i met somebody

[82:57]who was so obtuse that he was up threes

[82:59]up threes up trice oh three twos abstract maybe this is what i'm looking for i'm not sure

[83:06]ice cream hard to penetrate this is the one everyone knows right yeah if there's a hit

[83:13]it's this one right admittedly this was the one song i knew on the album before listening today

[83:19]method man it's got all up in your guts so you know where i'm like

[83:24]it makes sense

[83:26]i mean why so i love this track though because like ghost is really good at rapping about love

[83:40]surprisingly and ray it seems like ray's kind of out of his element like he doesn't

[83:45]have game and like ghost really i mean ghost does crime really well he does the narrative

[83:50]you know man jumped out of a window in the middle of a crime kind of thing really well but like

[83:55]ghost rapping about love

[83:56]is really good he's very sincere and i love that

[83:59]i love your face i love your smile

[84:04]what i really thought i'd come up with something did you get a listen to this one in the house or

[84:13]did you have to turn the this have to go on the your you guys i had this on today and anna was

[84:18]like i like this what is this i like it she's like i like the vibe and then it got all scrambled

[84:22]and you're like wait wait wait sit here and watch this for a little bit yeah

[84:26]you know this is there's something about like the drums or the drum machine or the sound that is

[84:37]very wu-tang yeah it is appealing yeah and you know what it is when you hear it

[84:43]and he's like my nose bleeds snotty like no one else talks about snotty nose bleeds but it works

[84:47]you're like oh yeah this is the sound you need when you're talking about snotty nose bleeds

[84:50]getting out my shoddy my nose is getting snotty

[84:56]you should have been in a wu-tang man i think i copied their verse exactly there

[85:02]heaven and hell this is method man

[85:04]there's always a slow jam on a wu-tang album like on the method man uh album it was um

[85:19]the one with mary j blige right and then ghost had one all they got is you with mary j

[85:24]there's always something like this they

[85:26]slow it down wu-tang is for the children man so you let your kid listen to wu-tang today

[85:31]no he was not home today

[85:33]this next song this next song is about mike madano it's called north star

[85:39]uh this is odb singing in the background

[85:42]he might he might have been in jail during this one right

[85:46]i don't do any research

[85:49]i was a bigger fan of when john casey was one of them saying

[85:56]members i was gonna say uh dino cicerelli i really liked his earlier wow

[86:01]neil broughton had that great verse on the one track matt

[86:05]yep can't can't play this game with you if you guys got me on that one

[86:12]can't think of anything any other north stars hockey player i'm still stuck trying to remember

[86:19]the mary j song on to cow darcy walk a walk darcy walk rob rob go to the the wu-tang namefighter

[86:25]put a darcy walker

[86:27]name generator hey all you hockey people out there i'm bringing this heat darcy i'm bringing

[86:36]the hot poker to you right now luck okay it's close enough i nailed it uh beloved bastard

[86:44]that's pretty damn good that's really good i would say that's a good enough joke to get us

[86:50]right to the rating system and now it's time for everybody's favorite part of the show

[86:55]everybody's favorite part of the show everybody's favorite part of the show

[86:55]and very popular beck did it better rating system oh yeah go with aaron first go with aaron first

[87:07]this time i want to hear his rating for everybody else's okay we are investigating this list we're

[87:14]getting in its guts we're seeing what this is all about is this at 219 hey guys we're only a fifth

[87:21]of the ways through the 200s it feels like you've been in the 200s or ever speaking of

[87:25]wu-tang forever we've been doing this we've been doing this podcast for forever can you look up

[87:31]what our 200th episode was i can't i i don't even want to think about how long ago that was that's

[87:36]crazy i stopped keeping track a few weeks ago uh-oh uh here's the deal okay is this album perfect

[87:43]at 219 it belongs here chef's kiss it is right after crazy sexy cool or it's to this out that

[87:51]would be a rolling well toned or is this album higher up on the list which of course is a lower

[87:55]number

[87:55]that means it got rolling boned it should not have been back this far or is this a rolling

[87:59]grown we do not like this album it should be lower on the list which of course would be a higher

[88:04]number more in the future which if we think about calendars again higher number hey this is how

[88:10]intuitive our system is i looked for our 200th and we had 199 slanted and enchanted by pavement

[88:17]oh my god and you would expect 200 to come up nope 201 midnight marauders by a tribe it turns

[88:23]out we did 200 diamond life by

[88:25]shot a we did that first before oh wow i remember that the dumbest of the dumb no we can't even count

[88:31]that was a great idea that was a great idea we're just like we're gonna shut it it's like when we

[88:34]were like we should do the madonna episode backwards it's gonna be brilliant one and only

[88:38]time mike madonna episode oh yeah oh yeah that's what he said when he scored a goal

[88:45]oh yeah oh all i need to get by that's the mary jane methods man

[88:50]um song on the tical album jesus sometimes i sing a mike madonna song when i'm doing it

[88:55]i'm driving in a gas

[88:56]keep going i'm just doing the soundtrack holiday

[89:01]not as many songs about quick trip i need that's got it here's the deal

[89:10]okay aaron what do you think rolling well toned rolling bone or rolling grown

[89:14]rayquan uh something cuban only built for cuban links i don't know if this needs to

[89:21]be the highest ranked woo solo solo album i as i said i

[89:25]think i like uh iron man and supreme clientele more i know i listen to those more i think a lot

[89:30]of people on the internet like liquid swords by jizza but i don't actually know that one very well

[89:34]i do know that there needs to be more woo in general in the top 200 so because i love the

[89:41]sound of the album because i love the uh soundscape because i love the rhyming i'm

[89:45]gonna give it a rolling boned aaron gave it a rolling bone that's a good zone

[89:54]go ahead keep going yeah we're all listening i can't keep going matt what do you think rolling

[90:04]well toned rolling bone or rolling grown i i gotta think just personally i i haven't got into

[90:11]the wu-tang as much as i should i don't know the end i'd rather get into wu-tang the groups as

[90:19]opposed to the individual albums so i'm just looking at other albums that were coming up next

[90:24]and i don't know if it feels like it fits on the list but i don't know if it feels like it should

[90:29]be this high for the individual um rayquan album itself so i'm gonna say it's rolling

[90:35]grown should be lower on the list should be lower on the list which means it has a higher number you

[90:42]know say that right all right you got it russell what do you think so rolling well toned rolling

[90:45]bone or rolling grown i enjoyed the album i this i'm gonna come back to two i've got two things i

[90:54]do a lot on on the the list or the ranking one when the first album is so damn good it's almost

[91:01]hard to live up so i know this is rayquan and not wu-tang but that first wu-tang was so damn good

[91:06]it's like oasis but this is wu-tang i mean this is essentially a wu-tang album but the first one

[91:11]is so good and it's like oasis the first one we did was so good the second one to me is not quite

[91:17]as exciting for me the second one i've i've said this a few times with hip-hop albums i'm gonna

[91:23]read you guys some songs

[91:24]the g-funk intro gin and juice w balls

[91:29]murder was the case who am i ain't no fun

[91:35]this might not be about rayquan the fuck if this should be higher than doggy style by

[91:50]i'm sorry it's just not yeah it's not i mean like yeah i

[91:54]get it and so i know i'm unfairly punishing it but until i hear doggy style and i think it's

[92:00]coming up and matt you were saying we've got other albums coming up soon i can't handle any

[92:05]more hip-hop albums until i hear doggy style because doggy style to me is like a top 50 album

[92:10]so i'm gonna say it's rolling grown too high on the list i want to hear the shiznit coming up as

[92:16]soon as possible i'm going driving in my car i filled it up with gas so i'll go real far i go

[92:22]get a drink so well we've got about

[92:24]six years because it's at 340 oh shut the fuck up you gotta be kidding me hey matt you know what

[92:31]that ain't no fun it's at least it's at least three years are you serious how is aaron explain

[92:38]that aaron aaron you're hip-hop you know way more about hip-hop than i how is that possible i don't

[92:43]know it's pretty far down there but i i think doggy style is maybe more uneven than you than you

[92:48]think did you hear the songs i just listed off listen they'll be ball

[92:53]that song's amazing all right and rob pull that up let's listen to that

[92:59]that was the dog pound here right on w balls 187.4 on your fm down you're tuned into the biggest

[93:16]balls of them all dj so t nuts don't forget about my homeboy easy dick in the jack off hour that's

[93:22]happening at 12 o'clock tonight right now it's time to go to bed

[93:23]right now we got some new snoop doggy dog for that ass this one is called the shiznit

[93:27]you're about to go downtown bitch right here on the station that plays only platinum hits

[93:31]that's 187.4 on your fm dial if you're licking that's w balls

[93:35]that seriously that would be the lead the lead track on that last album

[93:50]rolling groan all right listen unfortunately you guys are

[93:53]all incorrect

[93:54]shit unfortunately you guys are all incorrect this isn't a rolling reunion

[94:00]nailed it reunion reunion reunion reunion

[94:08]this two years later and it's basically a wu-tang reunion album

[94:23]okay but this is like even harder and like more out there and it's the same thing i mean it's it's

[94:27]great more wu-tang more wu-tang more wu-tang it's awesome next up we have an album where there's a

[94:34]40 cover and 20 for lap dance it's deja vu by crosby stills dash and young

[94:39]is that album got a hot dog bar i mean i heard when you want to hear about the greatest albums

[94:46]of all time the deja vu in minneapolis i'll never forget had two floors so sometimes a stripper would

[94:53]come through a hole in the ceiling maybe you'll want to hear from guys who chat on the pole it was

[94:58]crazy i've got that by the way i got an argument with my wife where i always told her oh shit my

[95:04]lights went off it's like i'm changing it yeah rob look at it he just looks like he's the guy

[95:11]in charge of the bad signal he's looking right at it

[95:16]this should be a video podcast

[95:23]if you could only see what russell looks like right now

[95:25]his ass blown out this is what this is what my large intestine looks like during a colonoscopy

[95:34]can i tell you guys i'm not gonna get in trouble tonight i got in trouble about a week ago when we

[95:40]did it two late nights um and the same thing's gonna happen a week ago when we did the podcast

[95:45]afterwards we hung out for a little bit and i went up and i watched the whole replay of the

[95:50]timberwolves game oh my god and it it was it was 2 55 in the morning and i heard footsteps coming

[95:55]from from upstairs what are you doing down here and i was like they're in overtime against the

[96:01]kings i have to watch she's like it already happened and i'm gonna watch the i'm gonna

[96:07]watch the replay again tonight i know i'm gonna get in trouble for being up watching basketball

[96:11]like three in the morning amazing you know what russell some guys run their house some guys run

[96:20]their house russell did you touch the timer on the lights that i put on there downstairs

[96:24]no it turns the lights off on me all the time i want those lights off sometimes

[96:29]speaking of can i can i get one thing off my chest here sure hey um if you and your upstairs

[96:36]roommate just happen to be watching the show rescue me which is about firefighters guys doing

[96:41]it's about fires every episode hey let's let's not throw towels on top of the stovetop it's it's

[96:49]not a fan oh also if we're gonna light candles in the house we gotta blow the candles out at the

[96:55]end of the night just saying if we're gonna watch the firefighters show we we have to abide by safety

[97:00]first right also you gotta get the candles out of there easy answer that's no way they know the

[97:05]candles give her those things that she can flick onto the light they like that just as much listen

[97:10]they like that oh i just thought we were starting the episode oh wait should i stop my recording no

[97:18]because we got to think of jokes russell

[97:19]do we have jokes do one more i do one more i don't have any more jokes i can't remember what we talked

[97:25]about this episode give us your give us your uh your the bit you're adding to your comedy special

[97:29]next week my wife's boobs look like pillows that i've slept on for four years what were they in the

[97:38]navy it's time to say oh great i insulted my wife and i got big-timed

[97:49]sorry i apologize russ play the music what what play the i said play the music oh it's so fucking

[97:57]funny it's gotta be hit the music it's like ravishing rick rude god that's just what i said

[98:02]to my cousin wild cherry i said play that music and he was like yeah but what kind of music i was

[98:08]like well you know what i'd like to hear right now probably something funky oh and he was like

[98:14]wow

[98:19]that was fantastic you want to guess what uh where wild cherry worked my cousin where's that

[98:24]at the seven up factory