Willie Nelson: Red Headed Stranger (1975)

[00:00]excuse me night court's theme song that was so good okay now we are doing i'm just saying it

[00:04]hasn't come up i over under over under four and a half night court characters how many could john

[00:11]name oh over over bull shannon john harry stone wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute i gotta

[00:20]get it with nine or characters we gotta we gotta get the music up first just uh yeah wait a minute

[00:26]there's so much stuff it's called production all right it's a disaster hey bat remember last week

[00:33]when i was talking about the techno music being super easy i i might take all that back yeah there

[00:38]we go that was last week russell we're not talking about that uh we are here and we're playing the

[00:42]game how many night court characters do you know okay john for me dina go ahead tell us some night

[00:48]court characters bull shannon bailiff do you know what do you know what his real first name was on

[00:55]the show according to

[00:56]you

[00:56]it's nostradamus i'm sure that was one joke in one episode harry stone was the judge the judge

[01:05]oh right well harry stone also i believe his real name is harry anderson right so yeah the rare

[01:12]instance of the character and the actor's first name are the same i would jerry seinfeld michael

[01:20]p keaton oh nice yes michael j fox michael oh that's a great point that's more that makes more

[01:26]sense what i'm saying because i was going to say larry david but i see what you're saying now

[01:29]it's different john larroquette i cannot remember his character's name oh yeah he had he had the uh

[01:36]romantic back and forth with the uh the blonde christine see the defense was he like the defense

[01:43]guy you named christine i'm giving that to you thank you so i remember christine i can't remember

[01:47]the name starts with a d dan damn you nailed it dan fielding so good this is it now

[01:56]it was over four and a half wasn't it all right and then who else we got i got the over

[02:01]wow we've done almost harry anderson also i believe his character did a lot of magic tricks

[02:06]if i remember i got the other guy he's a famous magician you're the dark side better my family

[02:13]really needs me to get this right oh god i'm never gonna never gonna pay a mortgage there

[02:18]was selma the other bail i was gonna say velma i almost had it selma and then there was uh that's

[02:26]kind of it there's all these other ones i there weren't that many characters in the show right

[02:30]how many characters are actually i hit the song melt or may melt or may you nailed it you win

[02:36]yes nice job john you've won uh how many characters on night court can you name so now i have to go

[02:42]back to the other one where i just typed in night court themes can you imagine the chinese are

[02:46]checking out my search history they're like this guy loves night court uh keep going i gotta get a

[02:52]sweatshirt and then later you'd like some messed up shit

[02:55]after they record this podcast all right here we go aaron tells us to keep going like we're gonna

[03:00]stop yeah oh yeah oh great song it's a good one in 2020 four friends decided to listen to every

[03:10]one of the greatest 500 albums decided by rolling stone magazine this resulted in a text chain that

[03:14]celebrated the music excoriated the order this is great and led us to me yeah i forgot about this

[03:19]song we are far from experts we promise to do almost no research all opinions are our own

[03:23]unless you

[03:24]you

[03:25]disagree please sit back and enjoy beck did it better

[03:30]look at that pretty awesome i hit the post there too this should probably be our all-time one

[03:37]we should settle in on this one maybe we're also we're also in a time where people were

[03:41]smoking cigarettes on tv shows you don't see that often anymore either

[03:44]and we're all the way up to album 237 and from 1975 wow we have willie nelson i mean

[03:54]fucking classic

[03:55]got it on vinyl with us guys

[03:58]oh i didn't bring my with me oh no everybody's got it except for me

[04:04]you got it i think i've got like every other willie nelson album except for this one

[04:10]now when when he was about to release this album now of course this is willie nelson with redhead

[04:16]the stranger 1975 they didn't know if he was going to do this album and they were calling

[04:21]they were saying his name should be willie or won't he nelson

[04:23]you

[04:25]that's not the joke i wrote down i have a better joke i wrote down that was just one i thought off

[04:29]the top of my head that was a joke you can't do that when i have a sip of beer in my mouth that

[04:33]just lost it willie nelson with redheaded stranger i like when he worked i like i like his work better

[04:40]with the poor boys uh i've got i've got three oh aaron was aaron did not laugh at the joke yet

[04:50]referenced something where he i could tell he understood that or it's even more that's one of

[04:54]the most hurtful things i've ever heard about i was thinking of more of that you know how we were

[04:58]talking last week about stages of life i think um i thought we were going to talk about the stage

[05:04]where he ran the chocolate factory you bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and

[05:09]sterilized you get nothing you lose willie good day sir if willie wonka was willie nelson i think

[05:20]it would sound something like this don't be chewing that gum

[05:24]you'll float up right to the ceiling

[05:27]actually not bad i know that would be in willie nelson's candy

[05:32]yes please if the five of us were the the five kids on the chocolate factory movie

[05:40]which one of us would be which character come on russell why i mean this is like asking who

[05:46]would i be in the goonies everybody knows that you're gonna say augustus gloop for me i get it

[05:51]i didn't say that i i don't agree i thought you would maybe be the entitled violet borogard or

[05:57]whatever a neighbor assault you're mike tv yeah i want more can i tell you what i thought you were

[06:03]gonna say russell rob's dad would be buying him the golden ticket give me get to him in bed

[06:10]well they all sleep head to toe and four to bed russell can i say what i thought you were

[06:16]gonna say for me what's that i and i swear this is true i thought for sure you're gonna say you

[06:22]remind me more of charlie like in my head that's just what you were gonna say that's my life that

[06:27]i'm living now do i have i also watched old people's lying in bed no i would say john is

[06:33]definitely mike tv yes john is totally mike tv that's very good speaking of that i gotta do

[06:40]russell you know what you are kind of you're kind of the grandpa yeah i could see that you

[06:46]and i going to the chocolate factory together hugging each other see if our arms fit around

[06:50]those last week i would i would be the grandpa that like was too old and decrepit to even get

[06:54]invited to the fact like the one who had to stay home he stayed in bed yeah you're like my life

[07:00]sucks so bad i've got to stay in this bed and the other grandpa gets to go to a chocolate factory no

[07:04]no no i bet you guys listen everybody knows the bit of like oh you couldn't get out of bed until

[07:09]you go to the factory that's an old tired out bit the new charlie and chocolate factory bit that

[07:13]everybody's doing now is can you imagine being the other three people who are going to the chocolate

[07:16]russell when a fourth of their bed is opened up oh my god i bet it felt so good they could spread

[07:21]their butt cheeks so wide when they're sleeping on their backs oh my god well you know when you're

[07:26]sleeping tight together you got to keep those butt cheeks tight to keep them in they were just

[07:30]could let them out loose aaron i wonder if when he came back they found any boxes of boston baked

[07:35]beans in the bedroom okay you can't reference things from text messages on the podcast that

[07:41]i just did oh it was on the podcast it was it turns out i came home and my kid told me that

[07:46]my friend nicole okay slash person who returns stuff in app for amazon for me and my wife have

[07:53]been making fun of me because they have been finding baked bean boxes all over the house

[07:58]there is including they found a baked bean box in my bed and i know what you're thinking doesn't

[08:05]rob just love alliteration is that why there's a baked bean box in his bed well yes that's part of

[08:10]it because i loved but chewing those best bean box basking in his bed

[08:16]after you eat the baked bean boxes in the bed do you brush got the question asking aaron time is

[08:23]time goes one direction so do i brush my teeth after eating those beans yes okay according to

[08:30]how time works yes i do brush it after that i'm just gonna say that right now okay legally i

[08:35]answered the question and legally you can't answer what your definition of is is but you said you

[08:41]said now you're banned from ordering them and so we've we've your wife's we've found a loophole

[08:46]for that we have found a loophole yeah so matt shared my address with the text chain which

[08:52]everybody thought was totally normal and then i share a picture of my busty wife and everybody

[08:56]goes crazy and won't send me pictures of their wives i noticed a lot of people didn't send me

[09:01]a picture of their wives okay there's only a couple i wanted to see anyway now here's the thing

[09:10]here's the thing okay let's turn on the radio

[09:16]into k-rob we've got a bit of a longer song today this song is four minutes and 17 20 my cowboy hat

[09:22]for it uh russell i would say you need does he need his army helmet for it is he taking strays

[09:30]here i would say russell i think it would be good if you went to find that cowboy hat it took you

[09:33]about four minutes and 17 seconds to find it i think that's what would probably do the best for

[09:37]our friendship right now okay my wife heard me recording this song and gave me a little bit of

[09:42]talking to so let's see how it goes okay

[09:46]this of course is the wife that's out of the busty picture i sent all my friends and said oh yeah

[09:49]that's fine let's see what happens and remember no matter what russell we're good friends all right

[09:55]let's get started hey what's up everybody this is k-rob k-r-o-b you know the phone lines are

[10:01]lighting up tonight but they're only calling about one thing oh yeah rus will get married when

[10:06]we can't wait until 2037

[10:10]i think he needs to stop living in sin

[10:16]doesn't russell care about his friends does he need a hand

[10:22]we could help him with those wedding plans an open bar is what i highly recommend

[10:30]and i'll write a speech because i'll be the best man

[10:34]because we're getting old and we're desperate for a wedding

[10:40]then we can drink with friends and get blasted in a very formal way

[10:46]please i'm begging for an engagement

[10:51]that's why i'm making such a bold statement

[10:56]let's reserve a spot in the gale mansion basement

[11:01]if you don't believe me then listen to all your friends

[11:05]this is a message for my favorite podcast

[11:07]when is rus wolfman russ man gonna get married russell don't i please

[11:16]i beg you to get married just so he can hear rob give a speech

[11:21]hello my name is brad instacart rus please get married so that we can have a bachelor

[11:28]party russell we gotta have a party

[11:30]you just have to you know what i miss i miss the good old-fashioned bachelor party

[11:35]i am the owner and founder of instacart actually fifth generation owner

[11:40]the main reason we all need a bachelor party

[11:43]don't you want to be the one in the back of the limo while your brother-in-law takes a

[11:46]seat and sits up front with the chauffeur

[11:51]rob doing a kickstand throwing up everywhere

[11:54]rob running around the bus naked everywhere

[11:57]john from egina taking a in the woods randomly

[12:01]man we had some good times at those can't remember a lot of them but memories of the

[12:06]white tiger

[12:07]getting rocks thrown at you

[12:09]don't you want manny to tell your father-in-law that he has many beautiful wives

[12:14]my great great great grandfather

[12:16]i started instacart back in 1844 and when you're working on that invite list i i just

[12:23]want to be invited i don't know rob feels bad about not being invited to aaron's wedding

[12:28]but

[12:29]get on that asap in for grove heights they all seem to bleed together uh god dang if

[12:37]we can only have one more bachelor party any any bachelor party coming up i i need one

[12:42]i need this guys any bachelor party would do and i was calling because i'm looking for

[12:46]a russ it's my understanding that russ wanted to call and pay for his groceries that he got

[12:54]i want to get in touch with russ because it's that type of consumer we're looking for

[12:59]i need to uh i need to fund and sponsor his wedding and i need to know when his wedding will

[13:06]be i had to work at aaron's wedding paid me to be there that's so awesome but you got to have a party

[13:12]invite me make it happen this is not rough

[13:16]instacart's about to go under because there are too many people in the world who purposely

[13:20]put in the wrong address and then they take the groceries and they never pay and so i'm

[13:25]struggling here i have to get 87 octane and i can't have all the screaming so put me in

[13:31]touch with russ i want to sponsor his wedding and for sure his bachelor party again brad

[13:36]instacart look me up on instagram bye don't you want to be the main attraction and joel

[13:41]can finally go back to the strip club and get his jacket back that he locked 20 years ago

[13:45]augies all right

[13:49]i noticed um the one the one bachelor party story that didn't get in there is when we went to i

[13:58]believe hayward wisconsin and we went to a a strip club there and one of the gentlemen in our group

[14:03]got a hickey from the stripper on his neck and if you're listening i was not on that trip

[14:09]god i wish i was on that trip in trigo and that was uh the jack of diamonds in

[14:15]trigo so not quite hayward all right well unless you're at fish's fish farm a hickey

[14:21]from a stripper oh wow was that anyone on this podcast can you imagine your friends saying where

[14:27]did you get the hickey it's not anyone on this podcast and it's not anyone on the text chain

[14:31]um but i do remember this occurring and afterwards there were three there were like 15 guys in like

[14:38]a cabin if i remember right and i remember afterwards it was a very interesting situation

[14:45]because there were three groups of people one group of guys saying tried to help him come up

[14:52]with an explanation for this question another group of guys that were the married guys that

[14:58]were just like ashamed and you know i can't believe someone would do this and then the

[15:04]third group of guys which were a few of the single guys including myself that just thought it was the

[15:09]funniest fucking thing ever that this happened was this the groom the groom got a hickey from

[15:15]a stripper on his neck and he got a hickey from a stripper on his neck and he got a hickey from

[15:15]a stripper it was not the groom oh okay um it was uh i don't know if he was married or not i i know

[15:22]at least he was in a very serious relationship and he wasn't married but also at the time the

[15:28]only person who came up with an idea that would possibly explain it was to have go outside and

[15:35]have manny from south st paul punch him in the neck as hard as he could and they would say that

[15:41]they got they got hit when he was rough oh he'd be dead he'd be dead

[15:45]the idea that any young male survives past the age of like 24 is absolutely insane to me i mean the

[15:51]obvious answer obviously is you say that we had a vacuum cleaner okay and we were doing some sex

[15:57]stuff i see i feel like they're not gonna ask any more questions got stuck on my neck

[16:02]yeah it sure was a wet dry back that night you ever had a hickey rob like you had to go into

[16:09]school and you had to wear the turtleneck or you were showing that bad boy off no russell yeah of

[16:13]course i would be showing it off like crazy

[16:15]no but i did with the shirt off i did give my wife a hickey once when we first started dating

[16:20]because i'd never given anybody a hickey and i'd heard about it and so i did as a joke

[16:24]and that's when i found out that uh there are boundaries that you need to actually be careful

[16:30]with and like maybe talk to them about things beforehand and it was an early indicator to me

[16:34]that actually they can't keep me in a cage because i'm a wild animal so don't ever tell

[16:39]me what to do i'll give you a hickey whatever i want because it's hilarious now now i've

[16:45]i've got four guys here we're waiting for the zoom call to end so we they can put their willy

[16:51]in a full nelson oh okay that one's actually pretty good you know you like that one aaron

[16:58]you like a wrestling iowa wrestling guy you get yeah you know uh i've got matt minneapolis man how

[17:03]are you doing good rob just as i am and waiting not to rid my soul of one dark blot wow recording

[17:12]this dang podcast at 12 38

[17:15]in the morning oh can you imagine if i'm happy to be here though thanks for having me rob

[17:20]it's a bummer none of us have a red hair i used to yeah yeah you did you did oh yeah i had red hair

[17:29]yeah you don't remember more darkish darkish red brownish red wow he had red hair and a bowl cut

[17:34]there's that there's that picture we saw recently is he and joe stand together hold oh you know

[17:40]russell we don't have time whatever you're getting we don't want to see it yeah we don't want to hear

[17:44]us let a fucking

[17:45]haircut man guys whatever russell got up to as you can see here this is my poster i took for my

[17:51]mom's house we were cleaning my senior year poster look at that yeah look at that guy wow

[17:56]russell is holding up a photo collage where it says russell and his last name in real big letters

[18:02]on the bottom of you russ fuck how do i those little ones underneath a big one of you what

[18:05]what is that and it's all high school pictures of russ russ are those pictures under are those

[18:09]little pictures of you like is this just russell on there they're all pictures of russell so there

[18:15]are pictures of russell that's too close russell we can't yeah how do i get that view to be just

[18:20]russell spotlight wait a minute wow russell you spell your name with two l's two l's none of you

[18:25]know how to spell my name it's embarrassing i know i know i've never especially think someone

[18:31]who thinks they could be a best man at my wedding would know how to do it but he can't so hold on

[18:36]russ how great is it gonna be let's just let's just assume we'll go to hypothetically okay

[18:41]let's just assume that somehow we get to a bachelor party and then somehow we get to a wedding oh

[18:48]he's gone he's getting up he just said fuck you he's gone he's he's gone he's attaching

[18:54]a masturbatory device to clamps and now he's clamping that to his desk

[18:57]come out of the closet come out of the closet oh my gosh russell has gone into the closet

[19:05]what's he grabbing now oh look it's the cowboy hat it's the cowboy hat yes

[19:11]russell how much fun let's just assume this is all hypothetical let's just assume

[19:17]there's like a bachelor party then there's like driving to the way all this stuff how much fun

[19:22]is it going to be to be in like in the back of the party bus when rob is sitting up front with

[19:26]the driver how much fun is that going to be i the idea that rob would even be invited is a

[19:33]first of all that's fire don't say that don't even joke about that can you imagine if jenny's

[19:39]invited and rob's not like jenny's good jenny has to be there it's like well she doesn't get a plus

[19:44]one if i'm not in the wedding party people are going to be pissed russell yeah you cannot do

[19:49]that to people well i mean they're gonna say where's rob i mean if you get invited to weddings

[19:54]you should probably go rob it's not like you know anything about maybe not going to a wedding coming

[19:58]up right all right oh oh here we go i don't bring up stuff we came for this is what we came for i

[20:05]don't bring up stuff from text chains that goes up high comes down hard we call it a wedding party

[20:09]those the high hard ones i don't bring up i don't bring up stuff from text chains that we're on that

[20:14]not other people are on so i don't know why we're bringing up this kind of stuff i think i may know

[20:19]what this is about no no you do not this is a very inside baseball text that my wife said to

[20:26]her mother today oh so this is this is russell knows how to get me to edit stuff out by the way

[20:33]i do want to point out that after that after that uh parody song there wasn't a whole lot

[20:36]of conversation we kind of just sat in silence until we switched subjects and we were like oh

[20:39]right away but pretty typical of us to do that yeah i'll say i i mean i hate to always bring this

[20:44]up that would have been my dad's favorite parody song number one with a bullet because he would

[20:49]always ask me like why don't you guys give russell a harder time he would have absolutely if he's

[20:52]listening he would love it aaron if you want me if you want me to chisel a qr code into stone

[20:57]yeah and you can uh put it out there and some people can come by and scan it and then hear

[21:02]that parody song i think that's a great idea that's a great tribute

[21:05]you know what

[21:09]i'll cover half the cost

[21:10]who was who was the uh instacart guy we could cut this out too if you don't oh it's got to be

[21:18]man well i'll just give you a hint i'll give you the message was like five minutes long

[21:22]i requested i requested a very short message requesting the bachelor party that's all i

[21:29]requested and i got the voicemail and it was so long i was like whose number is this i don't

[21:34]and then i was like oh i know who this is just just this long ass message i was like

[21:39]did anyone send you anything where they had nothing good in there you gave them no plate no

[21:42]time no no i will say this russell i will say this it was a joy to make that although i did say can

[21:54]you just please call and request a wedding and then a lot of it turned into nasty stuff that

[21:59]people have done at bachelor parties and weddings and seeming to call out like mistakes that maybe

[22:04]people made like 20 plus years ago you know talking about like maybe drinking and all that stuff and

[22:09]drinking and throwing up and then drinking again and throwing up again or running around a bus

[22:12]naked you know stuff like that john you know anything about that well i remember the guy

[22:15]that wore like a nice gopher maroon shirt and flip-flops i don't know if he's on this this

[22:21]podcast but that was fantastic you guys remember i this i don't believe this was the same one as

[22:27]the punching in the neck uh stripper episode but it might have been the same one do you remember

[22:32]the one where the gentleman was in a pickup truck and he showed up and decided he was going to drive

[22:38]his pickup truck and whip a bunch of shitties in the backyard at someone's cabin and ripped up the

[22:43]whole yard you guys remember that i've heard that and then he's not one of our friends he was a

[22:49]friend of a friend yeah this gentleman then no showed the wedding because he was so embarrassed

[22:55]about it you know that happened at who was the who was the one that slept with the mom and the

[23:02]daughter in vegas that was a friend of who saw saint paul that's yeah i saw saint paul guy then

[23:08]they didn't they're

[23:08]no who oh you know what it was okay i know what it was it was the guy from birds it was the guy

[23:15]who fucked the chick outside the tent at the bachelor party the night before i got there

[23:19]the night before i got to a bachelor party and i went with payton by the way so imagine

[23:25]there's too many bleeps yeah we pull into this bachelor party in a miata payton and i and all

[23:34]of a sudden they're like hey i said hey i was a party going because it had started the night before

[23:38]and they're like oh yeah somebody had sex with a woman uh at the campsite and i was like what and

[23:44]they go yeah that happened last night they had sex for like 10 minutes we all watched it i was like

[23:47]what the fuck what are we doing today we're golfing

[23:50]they talked about how this couple had sex right in front of them and that's all everybody talked

[23:57]about and i wasn't there and i was like but this is the worst bachelor party i've ever been to in

[24:01]my entire life that's the one where i passed out in the street and i was wearing a shirt that said

[24:05]actually i am a rocket scientist oh no

[24:08]it's also why i don't drink root beer schnapps anymore all right and i've got john and yeah

[24:13]john how are you doing and live vodka combined hey aaron never again yeah

[24:21]we played paintball for years rob and i remember bringing my own equipment and lighting you

[24:30]fuckers up at uh just outside in new richmond it was fun i believe that at rob's rob got poison

[24:38]ivy at that and then he had poison ivy at his wedding wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute

[24:44]wait a minute now guys i sang at rob's wedding i was not at his bachelor party is it possible

[24:52]that i was not invited to rob's bachelor party did you play paintball maybe you know okay moving on

[24:58]no moving on i've got john did he die at the jet are you doing well is it is it is that possible

[25:04]that can't be possible i mean i don't know i don't know i want to be clear about something

[25:08]i did not get the poison ivy at the paintball that's what i've always told my parents

[25:13]i got the poison ivy uh what was that bar what was that karaoke bar oh i got that falling into

[25:20]a bunch of weeds outside the alley of you ought to stop in oh god that place doesn't exist anymore

[25:26]guys i got poison ivy in minneapolis like minneapolis proper i fell into some weeds

[25:32]and got poison ivy all over my back to the point where it got all over my face

[25:36]and of course my bachelor party was the week before my wedding because

[25:38]i'm kind of a procrastinator i don't know if you guys know that

[25:41]and then i had to get makeup and i was looking at my friends all having fun outside and the

[25:47]makeup lady said you can't go outside your makeup will sweat off and it was like a metaphor for the

[25:52]rest of my life as all my friends are out there throwing a football and having sex with a woman

[25:56]at a campsite so guess we got to keep that in now russell yeah picking up picking up the yard

[26:01]ornaments yeah john hey just how are you doing rob just wait till tomorrow maybe he'll ride on

[26:07]again happy to be here

[26:08]oh uh and i've got russell in minneapolis russell how are you doing

[26:13]rob i just saddled up my pony let's go for a ride yes

[26:17]nice you know who would love to hear that genuine

[26:20]guys if you have your uh willie nelson bingo board at home and you have genuine on there

[26:28]feel free to check that off and i've got aaron out in california now aaron you know i think we've

[26:33]all we've all talked about the pros and conclave with the pope here but i i have aaron i asked aaron

[26:38]aaron i said aaron why can't the pope be a woman and he goes because he's because he's dead why

[26:44]would he switch now that's a good i like that that's a good i've got aaron california aaron

[26:51]how are you doing hey you can't hang a man for killing a woman who's trying to steal his horse

[26:54]let's talk about right at a stranger christ all right let's get right into the voicemail

[27:00]oh it's a long one

[27:05]oh

[27:05]you're coming from

[27:08]you're coming from

[27:08]on the back line 802-277 back always 802-277-2325 all right let's go right into this

[27:16]voicemail hey so uh first i'm going to preface this this is not my real question um this match

[27:24]mike 69 by the way yes so yeah breaking up with somebody for um a lame reason

[27:32]my girlfriend just told me that she does not like this song how deep is your love and i am

[27:38]like are you freaking kidding me this is like one of the greatest songs that's crazy yeah and you

[27:44]don't like this song anyway okay so um that's crazy i just i do need to pause this year and i

[27:51]know you guys hate it when i do this how deep is your love i said this when we recorded this album

[27:55]is one of the greatest love songs of all time period end of story we'll listen to it after

[28:00]this voicemail but it's magic mike you got problems when you get a decision to make yeah

[28:07]and that decision is do you dump her today or yesterday okay go into your phone change the date

[28:12]send a text to be like hey did you get that text yesterday we're done by the way i forgot to do the

[28:17]wordle so i'm gonna do that one so you wanted to know who the crossover was of beck did it better

[28:25]fans and tori amos fans and i am that person i am a huge tori amos fan she's nice cornflake girl

[28:35]including in errands

[28:37]oakland a couple of years ago yeah um nice and yeah he heard it when aaron was playing it in his

[28:45]apartment he was outside with the maculars

[28:47]he's like who is this i love this

[28:53]but i will preface this with saying that her albums um are like it gets it's good for the

[29:05]first like four or five albums and

[29:07]then she drops off considerably after she got married and had um kids or a kid and inspiration

[29:15]so i want to know who your fans are that you feel have dropped off after their first

[29:23]say decade or so anyway talk to you guys later bye okay i'm gonna ask this out but i didn't

[29:31]listen to this whole voicemail which is why i didn't text you guys this question so that's on

[29:34]me it's my bad should have listened to the whole thing matt what do you think

[29:37]i think i mean there's there's a lot of them right there's a lot of these you liked a long

[29:41]time ago i am not a fan of the smashing pumpkins new stuff it's getting really

[29:46]almost electronic and stuff like that so i am so you didn't like seer cyr no oh you know oh yeah

[29:55]okay you know okay a little bit of a again it got a little too technical for me i think techno

[30:01]e little computer generated if you little too daft punk maybe if you think about last week a little

[30:06]too daft punk maybe if you think about last week a little too daft punk maybe if you think about

[30:07]i don't need billy being daft punk i need daft punk to be a daft punk if that makes sense so

[30:11]there's a lot of them that this happens to you know bush their second album i mean i listened

[30:16]to 16 stones the other day it's just not that great not that great metallica you know after

[30:23]they did their snm or the uh the one that they did with the san francisco orchestra everything

[30:30]after that i'm not a big fan of metallica after that they're still peaking have you heard death

[30:37]good stuff flame to the moth that album actually wailed oh is it i have not listened to that yes

[30:43]they're back they're back i was thinking like oh is this just a light at the end of the tunnel

[30:47]or is an oncoming train that's from a later album of theirs uh jay-z is one uh i mean although when

[30:55]he does like he did the long freestyle in the grammys not that long ago he can definitely

[30:59]still do it but uh i think you know after uh the black album things got rough uh there were for me

[31:07]the one that i remember but i don't know now if it's if it's just that my taste changed or if it

[31:10]really happened wilco was one that i really loved i loved being there i loved am i was okay with

[31:16]yankee hotel foxtrot i thought ghost is born is the worst music i've heard in my life and i haven't

[31:22]listened to them ever since sky blue sky hated it arcade fire arcade fire did that for me i think

[31:27]you know they peaked his first couple albums and what they've put out lately is not all that great

[31:32]in my mind but yeah john what do you think for me it's uh

[31:37]one of my favorites is the samples sean kelly uh they had a great group coming out of colorado

[31:43]great vibe great like jam band type of thing they were way better than dave matthews but

[31:48]dave was way more successful but they went through a number of of lineup changes and

[31:54]i don't know if it was just sean kelly going through different things but the music kind

[31:59]of changed and and it lost all its luster for me so that was my example russell what do you think

[32:07]god damn it russell god damn it god damn it

[32:12]it's time for you know but that's what i was doing oh that's perfect russell it's so good

[32:30]oh beat him to the punch amazing yes i'll say jess job the same

[32:36]but see jeff buckley really did go all over a drop off russell i mean let's say that's the

[32:41]difference you know what i mean like it's oh wasn't wasn't he a catcher for st olaf speaking

[32:47]of catchers from st olaf and bachelor parties you guys remember the bachelor party where we

[32:51]tried to stay at his his mom's house yes she said no so we had the white type and we did anyways

[32:58]insisting that we go to the king of diamonds gentlemen's club at like three in the morning

[33:04]and the bus driver said to us guys

[33:06]it's three in the morning i guarantee the strip is closed and we said sir that makes perfect sir

[33:14]that makes perfect sense please don't take us there let's go do something else and said no

[33:18]that's not what we said we said no where it's open let's go and there is nothing can i just tell you

[33:23]right now there is nothing sadder than seeing a party bus pull into the parking lot of a closed

[33:31]strip club and the looks on the guy's face is on the party bus

[33:36]yeah

[33:36]i'll be like what why did anybody tell us this was closed

[33:40]driver take us to wisconsin where everything's open later for some reason doesn't make any sense

[33:45]we go back to the house where the party originally had originated and our our friend uh good guy

[33:52]decides he's going he's he's done for the night he's going in goes in shuts the door locks the

[33:57]door and we've got about 12 guys standing out front with nowhere to go and no way to drive home

[34:02]at no point did we say hey do do

[34:06]any of us know where we're sleeping tonight

[34:08]for this what we're gonna do i'll never i still remember sleeping that night

[34:15]because it's not the night i pissed on manuel's floor that was a different

[34:18]and i had to go buy a carpet cleaner oh listen the second lowest point of your life is when you're in

[34:25]the grocery store hung over like hell on a sunday morning purchasing a carpet steamer like the big

[34:31]rolling ones and you have to go out and put it in the back of your miata and drive that thing to

[34:36]somebody's house it's like sticking out of the trunk of your miata and you're so crazy hung over

[34:40]and just everybody knows like oh this guy slept on the floor and pissed on the floor and now is

[34:44]feels bad about it is cleaning up his rob will you please please do your chat gpt thing where

[34:49]you create a picture of oh yeah you driving hung over with a that thing sticking out of the back

[34:56]of your miata that i put that in the tickler file that we're standing outside and eventually i think

[35:01]we rang the doorbell and she said oh i think she just was like oh these guys are so crazy

[35:06]losers let them so we were all like sleeping on the floor like on the kitchen tile anywhere

[35:11]yes anywhere i remember i slept with like the thinnest like like nothing on top i had like my

[35:17]shirt over my face or something like yes oh and i was i was i was drunk enough to not sleep well

[35:23]but not drunk enough where i could just go to sleep and then the next morning it was the most

[35:26]miserable sleep i drove russell and rob home in my chevy s10 the three of us on a bench seat in my

[35:32]chevy s10 yeah well and i'll just give you a hint aaron and

[35:35]ross kind of wide loads okay i could barely fit in there so in the middle of the night we're laying

[35:43]there on the floor and i looked at peter from st paul and i said you awake he said yeah i was like

[35:47]i think i can drive and i wasn't gonna tell this part of the story i drove i i drove him home from

[35:55]from invergrove heights up to to st paul and then back to wherever the hell i was living

[35:59]you should not i think i was fine it was good i think the limitations is

[36:05]the same time where you were shitting in the woods while people were throwing rocks at you

[36:10]at the same day that was so earlier in the night i would say that was a whole different day it was

[36:17]it was still light out it was that's also the bachelor party where famously i did kegs there

[36:23]i drank the whiskey threw up and then said well i'm not gonna just throw up after i drink i'm

[36:26]gonna drink more so i drank another shot of whiskey threw up no you're gonna you got this

[36:30]wrong it was keg stand oh puke over the over the deck then you came back and you were like

[36:35]jack was like i gotta do it so you did keg stand again twice and puked over a deck and then you

[36:41]grabbed the whiskey bottle and pounded it and puked over the deck a third time and then you

[36:47]got naked and we hosted out in the back in the backyard in the middle of the day the hose yes

[36:54]and why did this mom not want us to stay there i don't understand at all that's the funniest part

[37:00]of the story is that all this happened at a mom's house you forget that part like because in your

[37:04]head it's like oh yeah we own this house we own this house we own this house we own this house

[37:05]no no no no this was at a mom's house who came home to a bunch of 20 i mean 26 no 22 22 22 year

[37:15]olds just absolutely getting blasted at like 2 30 p.m keg stands i heard back on like a friday

[37:21]rob naked in the backyard at like 3 p.m getting hosed out wow i mean it's art okay i was hard if

[37:29]you don't appreciate good art i don't know what to tell you listen aaron rolling going how's it

[37:35]i don't want to do this because i told a story about my wife last week but i did i did tell her

[37:41]like i might tell both of these stories and i don't you know i'm not a make fun of my wife guy

[37:45]because i love being married to my wife but you're not that type of guy but you're about to do it

[37:49]but i gotta do it exactly so one of the great things you guys know uh one of the great things

[37:56]about living with a woman is you have like really good self-care products right so like i didn't

[38:01]know i needed to wash my face but i do and like there's always good face wash in the house

[38:05]uh but face wash has that kind of weird consistency so it's like feels weird to put it on

[38:11]your face anyway like squirt it out of the tube you know like it's a little weird there's one in

[38:15]the shower now that's i should i should have grabbed the tube it's um it is pineapple scented

[38:22]like it's like it says pineapple in big letters all right let's bring it on it's so like tasty

[38:28]tasty you know and this stuff looks like semen right like oh aaron what are we doing here not

[38:35]funny

[38:35]get it out of this thing it's like someone had to be in on this joke like it's like you've got

[38:43]this face wash you're supposed to put on your face yeah but aaron you can't like pineapple

[38:48]it looks aaron if you're you know if you're working at biori or whatever you cannot be the

[38:54]guy who goes in and goes listen somebody's got to tell you this pineapple makes your semen taste

[39:01]better and this stuff looks like semen you can't be the guy to say that like i

[39:05]have to do that every once in a while at school and so all the teachers are like who's bonnie blue

[39:09]and i was like i don't know i don't know who is either yeah no idea i don't either but when i

[39:18]looked her up online it turns out that she's one of the most prolific porn stars right now

[39:23]and recently got done with a like a thousand men gun bang oh god and and i i didn't talk

[39:31]about that part but i did have to say to my co-worker russell thinks that a thousand is

[39:35]too much russell's like oh that's stupid 990 max russell's like i'm not even going to the

[39:42]end of this vcr tape but the thing about this stuff so that was the most depressing part of

[39:46]the vcr porn is when you'd start it back up and you're like oh this was the part that i ended it

[39:52]so the thing about this stuff is like it works fine but there's some other face wash that i

[39:56]prefer to use because it's not the pineapple scented one that looks like jesus to put on my

[40:00]face but when i'm in the shower and it's there i use it and it's fine and we're in the car yesterday

[40:04]and i say to

[40:05]anna like i don't you know i don't really like using that one because it's the pineapple thing

[40:08]and it kind of looks like and she's like oh yeah yeah like you know laughed about it and whatever

[40:14]and then we were out with some friends friday night or we were at a friend's place friday night

[40:18]and she was like aaron tell him tell him what you told me about my face wash so she like put me on

[40:22]on the spot to tell the story and and i say well you know it's like it you know it has this

[40:27]consistency it's sort of viscous and it's also like pineapple scented and she's like yeah because

[40:31]of the swingers thing right so like you got it yeah like

[40:35]we failed guys like how many times have we told like pineapple truly jokes rob you've talked about

[40:40]this so many times she's a religious listener to the podcast she didn't know she thought that it

[40:45]was about like the you know people putting a pineapple in your cart or whatever and that's

[40:50]why that was the connotation and so then we're in this like party with other friends and i had to be

[40:54]like okay who else knows about the pineapple thing and like finally one guy fessed up it was like you

[41:00]know yeah it's and it's because it makes your semen taste better but it was a really embarrassing

[41:05]moment for everyone yeah listen so psa are we are we doing a public service announcement here psa

[41:13]pineapple makes your shit taste good i don't know what to tell you we were talking works on men and

[41:18]women i'm just gonna say that right now the only thing with pineapple is listen you got to be

[41:22]careful because you eat enough listen oral sex a delight i mean guys oral sex where it's like

[41:28]pina coladas all the time sign me up let's go you eat too many though get those holes in your mouth

[41:35]okay so you got to go between that if you if you ever eat too many pineapples or burns a hole in

[41:40]your mouth no okay neither have i and my dad we both did it in hawaii we both have eaten pineapple

[41:49]and burned holes in our mouth we're doing it we eat too much so yeah it just felt like we weren't

[41:53]making that message clear enough rob so thank you for clearing that up so that was it that's uh

[41:57]one of the things that i've been doing for a long time is i've been doing a lot of things that i've

[41:58]talked about my dad eating too much pineapple that's where this conversation is going to end

[42:01]i just realized what we were talking about earlier we're done with this

[42:04]wait so hey hang on so you were on a family vacation and you noticed that your dad

[42:09]lots of pineapple it was for my dad's birthday it was the pineapple upside down or right side up we

[42:17]were on a trip for my dad's birthday too oh never never the opening joke of that television

[42:28]this is this isn't a this isn't a psa 9 card it's a psa 69 announcement

[42:32]guys we cannot do the dirty episode on willie nelson this cannot be the dirty one all right

[42:41]i've been waiting this is like this is like this is like my nuclear football like i have a briefcase

[42:45]it's like dirty episode if this is the dirty episode on rob when you guys were at these family

[42:50]vacations was there like an attached hotel room or separate rooms and what was that like

[42:54]or you used to be on the cot in the same room

[42:58]no it was it was separate rooms

[43:01]well i mean it was i should say it was separate villas okay i don't even want to get into it

[43:11]it was separate villas yeah that life you live that's it for me how's it really going with

[43:17]russell we're only going things are going well i was telling you guys uh the other night i went

[43:21]to game three the timberwolves game the timberwolves beat the lakers we'll a couple

[43:28]of weeks later and i'm like oh my god they've moved on they may have gotten knocked out but

[43:30]yeah no way not after the way and played on friday an amazing game to go see in person

[43:35]um but what i wanted to do was share the do's and don'ts of going to a pro basketball game and share

[43:43]what worked and what didn't work does that work for you guys okay yeah yeah love it love to hear

[43:48]so the first thing the do's of going to the game i think it's important i've never done that said

[43:54]this i want to get to the game early i want to get to the game early i want to get to the game early

[43:58]because i do not want to wait in the long line where you're sitting in security lines for 35

[44:04]minutes that's it that is like the most stressful part of going to a game is being jam-packed in

[44:09]lines with people trying to get into the stadium you're late you're missing the team introductions

[44:14]you want to get in you want to get your seat you want to get your beer you don't have time

[44:17]you got to get to the game early don't you think yeah there's plenty of stuff

[44:21]particularly for playoff games yes i'm with you on that buddy i i listen russell i love

[44:27]getting to a place early i think it's great to have time i never it befuddles me all the time

[44:32]when i see these people coming into these basketball games like in the middle of the

[44:36]first quarter i'm like what get your shit together like what are you doing and now i will say russell

[44:40]is there any reason that maybe you couldn't go into did you have to have like a discussion about

[44:44]like bags not like what bags are we bringing what courses are we bringing we know rob she is now

[44:50]um she is now dvr-ing or recording every nba playoff game and watching all of them she watches

[44:57]every nba playoff game some of them she'll fast forward a little bit but she knows a bit now she's

[45:03]got the little purse with the little strap so she's all prepared for sporting events no more

[45:09]um rolling stone messes with big purses and stuff like that wow that's a basketball dunk it

[45:16]the don'ts of going to the basketball game i saw a guy doing this the guy the adult male wearing the

[45:26]basketball jersey with no

[45:27]shirt underneath it so you're going you're going to the game a timberwolves playoffs game with the

[45:33]jersey with no sleeves no shirt what do you guys think of that it's so itchy it's so itchy and

[45:39]you gotta know what's wrong you gotta know if you're going into a building with other people

[45:43]and you don't have sleeves on you gotta have cotton next to your skin man you can't have all

[45:47]that polyester rubbing up on your armpits yeah no no no thanks russell it's gross i mean can

[45:52]imagine sit next to that guy russell what if you had to sit next to the guy with no sleeves on

[45:57]right touching his upper arm i think it's a don't there was one other don't that i wanted to share

[46:03]with you guys regarding jerseys uh about two to three minutes into the game lebron scores a bucket

[46:11]and there's these two floppy haired teenagers that are wearing anthony edwards jerseys that

[46:18]are standing up and cheering i think it's a don't to wear the home team's jersey and then

[46:24]actively cheer loudly for the opposing team

[46:27]in a playoff game maybe if it's like a regular season game you cannot do that

[46:32]playoffs playoffs playoffs that would be the one case where i would support ice coming and

[46:38]hauling people away oh my god you know what i mean like if they grab that that kid and i would be

[46:42]like i'd stand up i'd be like yeah you cannot just cheer for the superstars that is disgusting

[46:46]right now if you are a minnesotan you hate lebron james sorry it's the way it is somebody did cheer

[46:52]against michael jordan it's what it is okay you're part of history but we got to cheer against him

[46:56]we've got our own we

[46:57]got and he's coming up he's going to be a lebron beater it's going to be great

[47:01]he did go right around a bunch in the fourth didn't he he was hunting lebron on switches

[47:05]that picture of him when he hit that three over luca and he gave him the spider man to the face

[47:10]that's right yes god damn that's the kind of shit i dreamed of growing up and i was i had

[47:15]poo richardson yes but i i don't think it's just it's not the home home fan can cheer against the

[47:21]team you cannot wear your home team's gear and cheer against the team that you're wearing their

[47:26]stuff can you it's disgusting

[47:27]you are right so every time they would hit a basket you got these two you know 16 year olds

[47:32]like wildly cheering and it makes no sense i couldn't handle it that's you should have

[47:36]punched him in the throat russell russell punch him and say wolves in five wolves in five as you

[47:41]just punch them over and over you become a meme another this i'll say as a don't a do and a don't

[47:46]of the game they were doing some sort of giveaway where they were going to pass like a big cardboard

[47:50]car around the stadium how far could it get in like a minute or whatever they bring it i'm sitting

[47:57]right next to it and i'm like oh my god i'm going to do it i'm going to do it i'm going to do it

[47:57]so i am on the jumbotron i start getting up and kind of doing my scott hall finger point and

[48:04]everything for a minute everything what um but the the don't on the jumbotron earlier in the night

[48:10]there was a guy and they were showing him and he started doing like the fake hulk hogan t-shirt rip

[48:15]he wasn't ripping anything but doing the pose upstairs roommate starts laughing uncontrollably

[48:20]and i'm like that wasn't even funny and she's laughing and laughing and laughing and then i was

[48:25]like she might just think everything is funny

[48:27]like i might not be funny at all she may just have very low standards

[48:31]oh don't ask yourself that question yes be really careful here how what exactly is this don't i don't

[48:39]know i i want you to i want you to say what this don't is it like a sentence um don't laugh at dumb

[48:44]stuff on the screen don't don't let your upstairs roommates impression of other not funny things

[48:51]impact how you feel about yourself the worst russell we pause while john goes and pees in

[48:57]the bucket in the garage

[48:57]it's very distracting watching him just get up and be in the bucket because he's really focused i hope

[49:02]it's the bucket at least yeah and now he's he's saying oh come on please please come out come out

[49:09]come out yeah please uh maybe we should go to matt rolling going i was going with you good good good

[49:18]i uh there's a t-shirt company in minnesota they're called minnesota awesome they make

[49:24]kind of like very minnesota themed type

[49:27]shirts so i've got a couple of the uh ones that just say 1987 1991 and that's all it says on the

[49:34]t-shirt okay and so nobody you got if you know you know kind of a thing but they were having

[49:40]on friday they had the their spring warehouse sale where they said up to 75 off all

[49:47]you know whatever they had for like misprints and like extras and stuff they were just trying

[49:52]to get so i'm like i like this t-shirt i'm gonna go i get some some gear for the cabin so

[49:57]i thought i'd share what i oh i like it awesome wow wow a shot we're doing a shopping haul here

[50:03]folks russell this is going to get our ratings sky high okay when they see what 42 what 43 year

[50:09]old men are buying online maybe get ready this is this is this is my favorite one i'll see if i can

[50:15]see oh you guys can see what that is wow so what we're looking at is it's a shirt with a lamp

[50:22]from the christmas story but it is a vikings football player's leg

[50:27]i love that man i was just going to show russell this on the on the catalog site i'd love that

[50:31]that's so good i'm not the biggest fan but i'm a i don't mind it at all and for like four dollars i

[50:39]just bought this shirt new flag the new minnesota flag in blue my my kid was doing a project on

[50:44]minnesota and i said ah you got the wrong flag on there you got to put in the new minnesota flag a

[50:48]new flag dropped new flag huh wow you didn't know about i got a sweatshirt i didn't know

[50:53]yeah old flag too racist that first week

[50:57]and we've got a one it's a pink sweatshirt with a blue minnesota with an outline of kirby bucket

[51:02]in there this is there is game six kirby pocket game six kirby okay see ya fist in there clear

[51:09]the runway everybody clear the runway for me i'm coming in with a joke a joke we've got a picture

[51:14]of kirby bucket he is in a bathroom at redstone at redstone okay it's very strange i don't know

[51:22]why they'd want to make a shirt of that it's a it's a ball conking out

[51:27]off his orbital bone if you uh i don't know rob you're looking at the website but there's a lot of

[51:33]duck duck gray duck stuff yeah you know they've got like the duck hunter i was trying to find

[51:37]they had a large one where it's uh like duck hunt from back in the day the nintendo game they have

[51:44]like a duck and a duck and then it's a gray duck and then they got all sorts of they love their

[51:49]duck duck gray duck talk so i thought i'm pulling i'm just rifling through and i got this duck duck

[51:57]i thought i got i got a duck duck gray duck oh wow wait oh no that's crazy you know man's not

[52:03]holding up a shirt and i can see matt now listen i can see where you made a mistake i shouldn't

[52:08]laugh right but i mean matt has a shirt now that says duck duck gay duck g-a-y duck ducks gay duck

[52:17]so i've got no idea i'm and i would go so i go over to my buddy brandon's house brandon from

[52:22]edina uh kirsten's husband from edina because he lives kind of over there and so i'm like

[52:27]he calls me he wants to talk about his golf term or something i'm like hey i'll stop over i'm on my

[52:31]way so he's like what'd you get i'm like oh like you know i just went through and i said i got this

[52:35]duck duck gray duck shirt he starts like he's like he's a quiet guy he goes duck duck gray duck huh

[52:41]and i i legitimately had no idea that i got the duck duck gay duck shirt it's wild and so now

[52:48]there's no way i mean you finally what do i do with this you find a gay friend to give it to

[52:51]yeah you just wear it i think you wear it in june wear it wear it during pride and

[52:57]june you said i think i think that's i think i think we should i'm gonna wear it up in north

[53:02]dakota because they already think i'm you know that's so we talk about all the t-shirts we see

[53:06]up there and stuff so that's so good and they won't get it you know what i mean because they'll

[53:10]be i don't think they will duck duck i think they will so they're thinking so if anybody knows if

[53:16]somebody wants this shirt i'd be happy to give it to them but i might add it otherwise it's very

[53:20]comfortable it's a medium um but yeah just make sure you read your shirts when you're diving in

[53:27]rainbows on that you know what i mean normally there'd be like it'd be like a rainbow font it'd

[53:31]be very obvious but that was a very subtle it's just legit it's just a gray shirt and then with

[53:35]white big letterings but i i read it as gray as gray duck it would be wild to be a gay duck though

[53:42]have you ever seen a duck's penis you ever seen the shape of it yeah yeah okay john this week or

[53:48]not by the way not surprised not surprised that john instantly said yes have you guys ever seen

[53:53]a duck's penis i won't show it to you russell i know that you're worried about that okay a duck's

[53:57]penis is a corkscrew look it up it is very corkscrew like right am i right john or is that

[54:02]a pig's penis yeah yeah yeah it's just like a christmas light with a corkscrew yeah

[54:06]john is giving me a movie in my mind so that'd be crazy if you had two penises shaped like that

[54:14]and you're touching each other with them oh god what a day to be a duck uh speaker yeah john

[54:19]how's it going with you hey it's it's going great you know um all these flights that we take and

[54:25]talk about with uh

[54:27]armrests uh up or down and we got the the the interruption with the thumbs up announcements

[54:33]on the movie screen right again awful right i feel insane when i take those pictures i'm putting a

[54:40]thumbs down on the plane i'm taking a picture with my phone and then furiously texting it

[54:43]to my friends before i'm out of cell range so i got a new level of this uh on spring break we

[54:49]took a a trip a five and a half hour flight it's time for beck did it better plain old story time

[54:57]oh my god

[54:57]all right all right these are the stories that i like tell us about the trip you're on we're gonna

[55:08]hear about your flight tonight oh yeah oh the clonking of me turning off the microphone at the

[55:19]end so i got a new level of this uh starting a movie with your spouse or your travel partner so

[55:27]my wife and i decided to watch my wife my wife would have wizard um we we watched uh a complete

[55:35]unknown yes i watched it on a plane recently about dylan on a flight and we watched it together

[55:39]and i had to be the person that actually had to like coordinate the pause start and making sure

[55:46]that we were on this like so it's like on the two flights we had to make sure that or on the

[55:52]two chairs we had to make sure that that we had the right timing wow and we nailed it and on the

[55:57]on that flight and we liked it so much because it was so fun to like actually experience the

[56:01]movie with someone you're traveling with that we then started another movie which was like some

[56:05]random 2012 movie with uh ed harris it was like a crazy movie that we watched that we did the same

[56:13]thing and so that might not be our new i wouldn't think they would put that bonnie blue on a delta

[56:18]flight but they actually show that uh right yeah yeah exactly john are you thinking of the movie

[56:24]2012 starring john cusack where they're climbing

[56:27]has changed america famously with the torch holding it up with the ice on it famous picture

[56:31]but it's funny our second movie was on that same realm where they uh the the message of the movie

[56:37]was they were traveling on a train around the country snowpiercer you saw snowpiercer so you

[56:42]know about this science science fiction classic yeah i like that we we watched we watched that

[56:48]together and like we were like pausing and you know because when uh drink service is coming

[56:54]around and snacks are coming we'd pause it i'd have to like tap both of them and we'd pause it

[56:57]seats to make sure that we were both okay and uh yeah we thought you know we were eating humans by

[57:04]the point we were eating the the listen if humans tasted like biscotti cookies on uh delta flights

[57:10]sign me up fucking let's go sign me up yes okay soylent green is delicious that's what i was made

[57:15]of people soylent green is made of people yes yes have you ever actually seen that movie

[57:23]yeah i have yes charleston heston right oh it's so crazy where they have the little

[57:27]tanks the the places you can go to choose to die be turned into food and they show you like a nice

[57:32]movie i'm just like it'd be awesome it'd be like predator i'd be like predator on rob my deal if

[57:38]you were soylent green into into like and they made you into candy what color runt would you be

[57:42]oh banana all day yeah yeah so it's a good flight uh rolling going how's it going no i'm the last

[57:52]one so no no no rob rob i'm gonna go to rob rolling going rob listen i was going with you

[57:57]gotta tell a story uh go to a volleyball game watch my kid play volleyball right

[58:03]is this a story about how your life got flipped upside down just sit right there just sit right

[58:09]there russell this is the story that's how i'm gonna edit i'm gonna edit it so i said just sit

[58:13]right there right away instead of trying to go with a will smith volleyball joke although i do

[58:17]think that has legs you know what i mean like i was in philadelphia i was libero you're gonna have

[58:22]no couple of guys they're up to good with all the bleeps you're gonna have to do on those names

[58:26]earlier you're not gonna be able to bleep any of this stuff i'm gonna i'm gonna use all the bleeps

[58:30]we don't have any more bleeps so my kid is is sitting there volleyball she goes dad she goes

[58:34]hold my stuff i go what are you doing she goes i gotta go talk to a girl on the other team

[58:37]and i go what what do you know this girl on your team she goes i have to go shoot my shot

[58:42]and i was like what the fuck and as soon as she talked to this girl the whole

[58:47]team looked at her and she literally just said to the girl do you have a are you single

[58:52]and of course no girl had a boyfriend so she did get rejected

[58:55]shot though

[58:56]way to go yeah i was blown away she came back and i was like

[59:00]are what what just happened she's like yeah she has a boyfriend i was like

[59:03]you just went over there and asked somebody out in front of the whole team that's crazy so then

[59:09]of course i'm thinking like you know i'm like if i would have had that confidence as a young listen

[59:14]i think i might be making a monster because this kid is just like me

[59:19]if my mom had never said like stuff to me like

[59:22]this is a crazy

[59:26]crazy i am i am like frankenstein this person is about to be unleashed guys this is rob with more

[59:33]confidence than you've ever seen him have in his entire life this is the person that i have created

[59:37]at home it this is going to be disastrous for everyone this is going to be disastrous for

[59:42]society this is not good you the world cannot sustain this also two things one i would say

[59:49]being told i have a boyfriend a girlfriend or something i don't think that's rejection i i

[59:55]don't consider that i don't think that's a reversal no it's not so one i'm not saying

[60:00]something will come of it but i'm that's just like a circumstance that's not i'm not interested

[60:06]in you that's just my life's different so russell what's the response when somebody says oh hey you

[60:11]single and they say no i have a boyfriend what do you say oh if it doesn't work out give me a call

[60:15]sometime oh my god that's so much better russell that's so good so smooth what a pro can i just say

[60:24]thank god because i didn't know my kid has kind of been going back and forth on her sexuality

[60:28]thank god she's back to doing queer stuff again when kids at school are acting up and they're

[60:34]using bad language and i always say hey as a parent of a gay child you cannot be talking like

[60:41]that she was not gay anymore guys i'd be fucked okay because for a while i was doing it when i

[60:46]wasn't sure and i was kind of this is kind of borderline shouldn't be doing this okay i mean

[60:53]questionable ethics do you guys know what the weirdest part was about this volleyball story

[60:58]the next game that girl brought her a burrito

[61:01]that's a deep cut that's a deep don't fall for that trick apple really doesn't fall far from

[61:12]the tree and when you know when you can get it in your head too that rejection is not the end

[61:17]of the world that is a liberating moment so good for her that is good good for her yeah

[61:23]you know who never learned that lesson it can be matumbo he loved rejections no no no never got

[61:30]enough who went to sex airbud nailed it all right edit that into an earlier episode all right let's

[61:39]talk about redheaded stranger for those three people that are still listening to this matt um

[61:43]matt the reason you probably don't want to um get this album the cursive writing is too small

[61:50]your 10x binoculars from last week are not going to work on this cursive writing on the back of the

[61:56]jacket here i got i got my readers now though so i'm good to go it's not gonna be strong enough

[62:02]matt get out the 2.0s man we're getting serious with this now john aaron look at the back of it

[62:07]it's tough to read it i gotta go you cannot you cannot read it it is mine too uh now listen listen

[62:17]i know what you're thinking you're thinking is this willie nelson's 18th album yes it is wow this

[62:23]is 1975 this is his 18th album but the reason this is such a big album is that this is his

[62:30]first at columbia where he got total creative control all the other albums they were allowed

[62:35]to do stuff with it put orchestra on the back tell willie what to do this is the first one where he

[62:39]said i'm going to do whatever i want so he wrote this song after going on it this is so funny to

[62:44]picture this after going on a

[62:46]ski trip to colorado nelson is driving back to texas with his wife and decide and gets the

[62:52]inspiration to write the song based on a song uh a redhead is a stranger that he heard and actually

[62:57]the tale of the redhead stranger is a song that he used to play on a radio show that willie nelson

[63:02]had so think about this is a two-part thing number one you're on a chairlift you look over

[63:07]next to you it's willie nelson that would be the coolest fucking thing guys just picture what

[63:11]willie nelson looks like skiing it's cool as shit isn't it i'm picturing like jeans

[63:16]red white and blue vest you know what i mean like long hair a little headband oh god he'd look

[63:21]fucking cool skiing and then you turn on the radio in texas and it's willie nelson is your dj

[63:27]damn god damn the world was so much cooler back then now all we have is dj khaled you think his

[63:33]wife was concerned at all like uh hey hey babe i was inspired by our road trip together to write

[63:39]a concept album about a guy who shoots his wife and then shoots another lady i think i'm not sure

[63:44]like that story gets a little bit lost at some point and the album ends with him and another

[63:48]woman and their kid got a kid yeah and it's like hey guess what happy ending for most of us uh

[63:53]this is like aaron said this is a concept album about a fugitive on the run after the law for

[63:58]killing his wife and her lover yeah uh the cover of blue eyes climbing in the rain this is his

[64:03]first this was released as a single this is willie nelson's first uh number one hit

[64:07]dmt country music television named this the greatest album ever in country music right

[64:14]because before this willie nelson was mostly known for a famous writer nightlife crazy uh and so he

[64:20]he says i'm gonna do this album it's it's actually a lot of covers if you look at it over half of it

[64:25]is covers uh it's i know it's kind of crazy but he turns this into his record company he turns

[64:31]this into columbia and they said okay this is a good demo so go out and go make this and he said

[64:36]well this ain't no demo this is the entire album this is what we're gonna do and they said well no

[64:40]we're not this is terrible we're not and he said guess what i get creative control fuckers you

[64:44]don't get to tell me what to do i'm gonna do whatever i want and he releases the album and

[64:48]i love these reviews i have a because it's such a sparse album like i was shocked i've never heard

[64:53]this album when i put it on today and was listening to it i was blown away by how much i

[65:00]loved it this reminds me of the jim croce that i love this reminds me kind of of that van morrison

[65:04]album that i love so much where it's really really pared down and guys when you're listening

[65:09]to it on flack like i have it on here and you can hear the echo and how it was recorded it's

[65:14]fucking gorgeous chet filippo wrote the texas monthly he said willie nelson's latest album is

[65:20]more than good country music it's almost gospel what nelson has done is simply unclassifiable

[65:26]it's the only record i've ever heard that strikes me as otherworldly i love that description of it

[65:34]to think of this as like going out there now john just take a quick break right now yeah isn't it

[65:39]crazy when you're recording a double doesn't your mind start to do crazy things like you have to be

[65:44]on for this long it's insane isn't it i don't know what you're talking about i've uh i've always been

[65:49]here oh yeah it's just yeah russell's looking at five gallon buckets how do i get one uh time of

[65:56]the preacher i just want you guys now every song on this you know normally i try to find fun parts

[66:01]of the songs every song on here i've left at the beginning because i feel like it it's you have to

[66:06]hear the beginning it's just the most beautiful parts listen to this opening note this might be

[66:10]the most beautiful opening note we've heard sorry john coltrane listen to this

[66:14]watch when he sings here

[66:18]and what's the time of the preacher

[66:25]i mean when the story began to me you can stack this up with i'm gonna say it you can stack this

[66:35]with aretha i mean that note sounds good that sam cook is tying musicality yeah

[66:43]fucking marvin gaye stacking up with that in the top 10 you know who this is when you're playing it

[66:49]like nobody sounds like this it's one of a kind i mean it's it's hard to talk over it and actually

[66:56]we were listening to this upstairs on the record player earlier tonight um with my cliff speaker

[67:01]just like you got john the same setup you have sounds so good doesn't it sounds great and um

[67:06]rob you were talking about this earlier upstairs roommates started

[67:10]have trying to have a conversation with me during this and i almost

[67:13]raged i was like it's he's too it's too beautiful of an album to like have anything else going on

[67:20]over it shut it down i even made her mute the golden state warriors game which she had on up

[67:26]there so i can listen to this russell's you know hey matt to me some people run around their house

[67:31]some people run their house russell runs his house nice i love it yeah he does a guy that

[67:35]runs his house i couldn't yeah i couldn't believe it was true this is a song written by eddie arnold

[67:43]just like on the road again beginning and i called to my love as i often it's just perfect

[67:50]and i know like no answer that and and basically it's a concept album that's telling the story but

[67:56]he did find covers that fit into that story i don't think i knew that i just i actually i had

[68:02]this on cd i think i have it on vinyl i just never looked at the credits that much to know

[68:05]i always thought yeah you should look because it's really interesting because it's like his

[68:10]most famous stuff and he's such a famous writer and he didn't write a lot of it

[68:13]true and i'm gonna say it again if you're on a willy kick i highly recommend the uh songwriting

[68:23]album that vh1 released with johnny cash and uh willy nelson i think it's so good time of the

[68:28]preacher this is kind of a recurring theme throughout the album i was googling uh best

[68:34]country albums just to see kind of what it was on the list and i was curious john

[68:37]how do you compare willy nelson to like john prine and you were on him for him once before but like

[68:43]yeah where do they fall for you and the halls uh willy's like a godfather so he he for me it's

[68:51]before john prine and john prine is an extension of what willy started but in a whole different

[68:56]vein in a way that john prine went down a different avenue you know what is his influence

[69:03]now john matt what do you think tyler childers my answer what do you think i don't know a lot of

[69:13]the country guys now john and we kind of had a little text chain about this

[69:17]who were you telling everybody to play was it tyler childers yep tyler was one of them give me

[69:22]a tyler's yeah i've never um do uh charleston girl tyler childers no no is this a song about

[69:31]going in a horse-drawn carriage around because no it's about driving a scooter around naked on

[69:36]campus russell charleston girl you can hear them sawing off the doorknob in the back we took to

[69:43]i can hear it john for sure right i mean all these guys like this is what my pandora stations are like

[69:50]it's just i have tons of guys like this and it's just like uh you know white buffalo yeah

[69:56]uh shaky graves is another good one that you could oh shaky graves right sarah shook i love

[70:05]sarah shook it's there's some good stuff there are for sure and i'm not i'm i'm drawing a blank

[70:11]i think his

[70:12]i think his

[70:13]phrasing his the way he does it i mean it's like him and sinatra to me are the best at playing with

[70:20]rhythm within the within the beat and being on the beat and off the beat uh and between beats i think

[70:26]that there's a lot of indie rock that's probably influenced by the way he sings and delivers music

[70:32]i'm not coming up with anybody off the top of my head but i think it's because of the way he sings

[70:36]and the way he plays with time i think he's influential beyond country music

[70:40]actually aaron you said that i was

[70:42]reading out who did he influence musicians influenced by willie nelson here's the country

[70:47]ones chris stapleton sturgill simpson lucinda williams but the one that jumps out to me and

[70:52]it clicks immediately for me is outside of country nora jones yeah yeah wow i i can hear that i think

[70:59]i think you know when you're listening for sure like it's it's the phrasing and the timing and

[71:04]yes yep uh okay so uh medley blue rock bontetta head redhead stranger it's all blended together

[71:12]this is where now the preacher who's the main character now goes to find his wife in blue rock

[71:19]montana i don't know does it really matter what this album's about i mean i had no idea that this

[71:24]was what it's about maybe i wasn't paying attention i think you i think it's if you know it you kind of

[71:29]get the vibe of it but i mean this is where the river meets the road right where he walks into

[71:33]the bar and sees him together still hoping that he was not right here he comes he found him that

[71:39]evening in a tavern right oh can you imagine

[71:42]going into a bar and finding your wife talking to another man and then well it turns out going

[71:48]home maybe five to ten minutes before they do and having to make sure your camcorder batteries are

[71:53]all charged up and you're hiding in the closet with a slightly cracked open you've turned down

[71:59]a number of ring lights around the room and it turns out this is rich songwriting territory

[72:06]excuse me aaron you've turned the bed so it's away from you so you're getting the best view

[72:10]possible

[72:11]and then you tell him to get out of here and let those rubbers meet the road right

[72:16]well they're confused with the light in their face you make them sign the contract

[72:22]clear them and so now i have to do the rob where i had a i had a lead and i got to repeat it it

[72:29]turns out this is rich songwriting territory many people have written about the other man

[72:34]or the other woman in that moment of finding out and so i did a list yeah i did a list yes

[72:40]wow now an aaron list i'm gonna take some liberties and i i will say right where you

[72:49]are you shouting out the anthony basin song or not you know i am

[72:53]you know it is we are starting right russell you nailed it we're starting right with that i just

[72:58]tell you this is the first thing i had to do i cannot tell you when aaron texts guys i have a

[73:03]list i cannot tell you my my heart goes aflutter okay and i immediately have to sit down and take

[73:09]my blood pressure because aaron's lists are always the most fucked up list you've ever heard

[73:13]they are my favorite things they are never normal they don't make any sense

[73:18]my crash test dummy list makes more sense than a lot of this

[73:21]i have to start with this one because russell nailed it right on the head this is the whole

[73:27]reason i wanted to do the list was so that i could play i got a story to tell by biggie which i think

[73:32]we might hear on life after so good we haven't heard it yet nba playoff season shout out to

[73:38]anthony mason right we're gonna be on point with this so aaron this is a song yes we talked about

[73:44]this song right where biggie was having sex with anthony mason's girlfriend

[73:47]biggie's gotta hide how biggie what is biggie i mean quick hide under this king-sized mattress

[73:56]like what are we like where is he hiding i have a mother-in-law suite fit in there biggie let's go

[74:03]but yeah biggie over this buck wild beat and biggie greatest storyteller of all time

[74:08]uh telling this story i was as soon as i was thinking about this album i was like we gotta

[74:12]have i got a story to tell for sure oh yeah for sure next song i had to reach out to my brother

[74:17]for some help because i needed i wanted to keep it in the country vein as well and he reminded me

[74:21]that big harlan taylor by george jones would be the closest we could we could come up with

[74:26]about a guy stealing the girls the guys girls guys steal another guy's lady

[74:32]and this one is big harlan taylor by george jones

[74:35]we need a little more george jones

[74:38]he's such a possum yeah i've got my pandora outlaw country george jones comes on all the

[74:48]time and i love it i've never known much about george jones but if you're not listening to george

[74:52]jones but just sit down right now and say alexa play me some george jones you won't regret it

[74:57]next song one of the all-time great grooves this is telling it from the lady's point of view and

[75:04]she's given some warnings about about the ladies this might happen to this is

[75:08]lady right with clean up woman wow

[75:11]i wanted to start this one from the beginning aaron because

[75:15]come in that's great that's that's great i actually talked about george jones

[75:22]and willie nelson on a podcast before it was on johnny cash episode and i think we did best um

[75:30]it would have been best johnny cash covers or something like that wow

[75:33]wow russell what's one bit from that episode

[75:38]all right russell's on it i mean i really just wanted a reason to play clean up woman because

[75:43]it's a great song and i don't think we're gonna hear it otherwise so this is a woman taking

[75:47]another woman's man this is a woman warning women about women who take another woman's man

[75:53]let you know that there's gonna be a woman out there doing the cleanup if you don't do it is

[75:57]there any i wonder what rhymes with burrito what could you possibly what rhymes with that

[76:03]just in case anybody doesn't know my ex-girlfriend once showed up uh with a burrito

[76:08]to beat me after a football game when i was talking to my current girlfriend

[76:11]and i did i did eat the burrito well speaking of not knowing rob i've got

[76:18]a song here from what i think is matt damon's finest work in cinema and that is scotty doesn't

[76:26]know he doesn't know

[76:28]this is so good

[76:31]scotty doesn't know scotty doesn't know

[76:36]i think about this song and this scene far more than is normal for someone is this your favorite

[76:44]or i'm personally a bigger fan of um the sarah silverman i'm fucking matt damon on the jimmy

[76:50]kibble show have you seen that one no i've not seen that oh that is the best i haven't seen that

[76:56]i'll have to check it out this is like i'm sure i watched your road trip with one or more of you

[77:01]guys and like when he shows up to sing this song i just it's so great and i

[77:06]can't get enough of it so i had to put it on here as i

[77:08]that is fantastic scotty doesn't know it's it's like a top three song in cinema

[77:14]this is great yeah that's it that's the that's the other man other woman list inspired by

[77:20]that was another

[77:21]that was great that was fantastic um great list so i might understand it correctly so

[77:31]um shaggy it wasn't me that's a little different because she catches him

[77:36]in her on the bathroom she catches him and i also just i just wanted to leave shaggy yeah

[77:39]so it didn't fit it right yeah it didn't quite fit like wasn't you in a two-pack naked making

[77:44]on the bathroom door like jolene's the obvious one right yeah yeah that was yeah that's true

[77:49]that would have been up there too good one man so folsom prison blues just a reminder of some

[77:53]of the important things we covered the opening line of the write-up hello my name is little

[77:59]dick nick the quick hit dipshit that's all i need to hear that was my opening joke and for you

[78:06]ninja turtle podcast fans this was also the number one crang live mashup podcast of all time

[78:12]okay so we were talking about live don't infer that we just do the same jokes over and over

[78:18]we have talked about live recently on this as well now russell can i just push back with that

[78:25]shaggy thing yeah she had no evidence whatsoever okay it's not like she caught him on camera

[78:31]all right it's not like she caught him butt naked

[78:36]i don't think anything is this happened that's why it wasn't me by the way uh i recently got a

[78:40]text shaggy is going to be at malak's casino like august 4th i think i am going i don't think the

[78:48]bathroom floor is a great place to bang aaron you know we've already talked about banging

[78:53]you know aaron if they if they shut the uh the lid when they flush the toilet then you're safer

[79:00]yeah you know what you do though aaron is you turn the shower on warm so it warms up the place

[79:04]because i'll tell you

[79:06]but i will say like if i was banging somebody and my butt was on one of those nice thick

[79:10]bathroom carpets i think i would like that you know that's a different thing yeah it feels like

[79:15]you're like having sex on a furry dog you know what i mean i'd like that aaron i once got busy

[79:20]on a burger king bathroom crang the neutrinos

[79:26]you guys don't talk about that song ixnay i'm talking about that song that's right rob i'm

[79:32]sorry i forgot about that let's be cool

[79:36]about our little offshoot yeah and actually some people actually took that way more seriously than

[79:42]other people again yeah i should have put that whole episode on the list uh but all right blue

[79:47]eyes crying in the rain this willie nelson went 13 years without a top 10 hit this went all the

[79:54]way up to number one it won willie a grammy for best country vocal performance the first of 12

[80:00]willie nelson in his career by the way only willie nelson album on the list

[80:06]also looking up willie nelson's biggest hits because

[80:09]to me the biggest hit there's a few of them on here but his biggest hits aren't on this album right

[80:15]right no you're right russell we know you're a big toby keith fan you're gonna say beer for

[80:22]your horses i thought we might get a call from him on the beyond if we brought it up but oh my god

[80:27]he's there he's with the bopper he's he's with the bopper

[80:31]all right and john denver

[80:33]oh my god he's with the bopper he's with the bopper he's with the bopper

[80:36]john he's calling john i'm gonna let you pick up the phone this time

[80:38]hello this is beck did it better who's calling this is me this is

[80:47]wait who are we talking about again toby keith okay this is me this is toby keith that's right

[80:54]the man with two first names that's how a lot of people talked about me toby keith i'm a i'm a guy

[81:00]two first names okay and i'm just gonna tell you right now look at my shirt look what colors it is

[81:06]okay okay can i just tell you right now look at this popsicle i'm holding i know those colors

[81:10]don't run it's white okay okay okay i see what you're doing there okay but you'll never guess

[81:21]this one ready okay luckily listen aaron i have i can can i borrow a shoe okay because you'll

[81:29]never guess what happened to something i was wearing on my feet

[81:32]what happened what

[81:36]what happened to the thing on your feet i listen i lot i put my boot in somebody's ass and it's

[81:41]gone now i'm living around way yeah it's american way that's how it goes let's get some beer for the

[81:48]horse here and have you that's all i know about toby keith even though i am toby keith toby who

[81:57]else you hanging out with up there oh up here with me yeah listen it's me listen this is a rock and

[82:04]roll band we're gonna play all night

[82:06]it's me the pope gene hackman

[82:10]who else well i think i'm really depressing ones uh anyway that's it listen guys i gotta go and

[82:25]just remember i am what nylons did to finger fucking goodbye everybody okay where's that

[82:31]i can't i actually can't leave till i play the harp sound hey toby you want to take the

[82:36]red solo cup with you it smells like pineapple oh i forgot i have to go goodbye i'm in hell

[82:44]but i was looking up we're talking about toby keith the reason i brought it up

[82:49]i just googled willie nelson's biggest hits and it's got about 60 songs on here and only three

[82:57]of them were from this album yeah yeah yeah for sure well so why i mean why is so but why is this

[83:04]why are these other albums not on there that is his work just to spread out on other albums i mean

[83:08]they could do a greatest hits but that seems kind of if you look at it it might be if you if he was

[83:12]already on album 17 or whatever like it doesn't look like many of these have more than one or two

[83:17]i think he's just got that many albums right that's it's crazy listen this song redhead of

[83:22]strangers written by arthur lindeman but it was a release by an artist and i wrote this down because

[83:28]i thought it was so cool his name is arthur guitar boogie smith 102 studio albums 102 oh yeah

[83:34]but i think too the reason this at least album is so different right is that it's

[83:39]blue rock montana it it doesn't sound like a country album would sound it in 1975 right like

[83:47]right what's the other country music going on in 1975 like what's charlie daniels george jones

[83:53]wow alabama yeah conway twitty they're talking about white lightning and you know playing fiddle

[83:59]against the devil and all that stuff and then this guy's doing a con i mean this is kind of

[84:02]like the nerdy art what about cw mccall we got a great big one boy oh nice that's a simpsons call

[84:11]back john denver is kind of in this vein isn't it yeah yeah i would i'd say so time of the preacher

[84:17]we're going back to the theme again time of the preacher jesus what a voice crazy but i think this

[84:23]i mean i think a concept album that's pretty well put together hangs together has some thought to it

[84:30]i think that's what makes it great

[84:32]to Willie's performance, and then

[84:35]I don't know who the rest of the band is, but they're tight

[84:37]as fuck.

[84:37]They're good. Just As I Am.

[84:41]This is a Christian hymn written in 1835.

[84:43]John, what's your favorite hymn?

[84:46]Oh, it is

[84:49]my favorite hymn?

[84:49]Angel Band.

[84:51]It's a bluegrass staple.

[84:56]Don't ask me, don't ask me, don't ask me.

[85:02]Hey, do you know this reminds me a lot of

[85:05]speaking of concept album, it's like

[85:06]in the days of

[85:08]Spotify and like listening on

[85:10]Shuffle, like

[85:12]you need to listen to this album

[85:15]in order. Yeah. It doesn't work.

[85:16]Right? Yeah. Which

[85:18]reminds me a lot of in Sturgill

[85:20]Simpson's album, Dude and

[85:22]Juanita. It's about him

[85:24]and his dog, Sam. And like, you can't listen

[85:26]to that out of order either because like

[85:28]song one, he and his dog

[85:30]are living together and

[85:32]last song is the dog's

[85:34]dead. Like, so you can't listen to it

[85:36]in a different

[85:38]order. So similar to Red Headed Stranger.

[85:40]It's very cool how that

[85:42]it's a dialogue.

[85:44]You think this is, this by the way, is about

[85:46]his favorite way to have an omelet.

[85:47]Denver.

[85:48]Give me your omelet choices. What's your favorite

[85:54]omelet? I like

[85:55]some spinach in there.

[85:58]Maybe some mushrooms.

[85:59]Never mind. And bacon.

[86:02]That's not that weird.

[86:05]Russell, can I get

[86:08]a roll in on this?

[86:09]I would never. I don't like

[86:11]greenage in the

[86:14]omelet. So I'm out on the spinach.

[86:15]I'll maybe do green onion.

[86:17]Maybe that's it. I don't

[86:20]know. I'm kind of off omelets a little bit.

[86:22]That omelet station has never made

[86:24]an omelet that is truly

[86:25]I went to the

[86:28]omelet station at the buffet at the

[86:29]Casa Peloton. I can't resist.

[86:32]You know what I love in an omelet?

[86:33]Chopped up bacon. Like a really fatty.

[86:36]Oh, that's good.

[86:38]No, no. You said spinach. Don't start.

[86:40]I said chopped up bacon.

[86:41]You said spinach.

[86:42]I also said bacon

[86:44]after the spinach. I know, but I was yelling at you

[86:46]about the chopped up spinach, Aaron. You know that.

[86:48]You're talking about like 1975

[86:50]country music. Conway was the number

[86:52]one hit that year. Wow.

[86:53]This is where

[86:55]I think you're

[86:58]hitting a point. Number two

[87:00]was Rhinestone Cowboy.

[87:02]That is such a different way

[87:03]that what we're listening to is

[87:05]Willie Dawson, right?

[87:06]Right. Okay. Now you. Okay.

[87:09]It's a great song, but yeah, it's not this.

[87:11]I got a breaker on nine.

[87:13]This here's a rubber duck.

[87:14]You know this one, right?

[87:17]Of course I do. This is on my Pandora all the time

[87:20]and I do love it, but I'm

[87:22]going to say it's insane

[87:23]that a number one song could start with a

[87:25]CB conversation. Like that is

[87:27]so crazy to me. Breaker, breaker.

[87:29]It's fun to listen to.

[87:32]It looks like we've got it. But it is so good.

[87:34]And then you got a lot of a lot of John Denver

[87:36]in the 1975 as well.

[87:38]And of course, the famous

[87:40]Rhinestone Cowboy.

[87:42]It's crazy because

[87:52]Glenn Campbell is known for music like this,

[87:54]you know, kind of this corny.

[87:55]And then it turns out he's like one of the world's

[87:58]best guitar players of all time.

[87:59]Like a crazy, like you go

[88:01]on George Glenn Campbell, TikTok.

[88:03]It's crazy. John, you on TikTok

[88:05]watching guitar stuff?

[88:06]I am on TikTok

[88:09]and Instagram

[88:11]and Facebook. I see all of it.

[88:13]That's so good. This next one,

[88:15]Or the Waves. Now in

[88:17]Spanish, Aaron.

[88:19]Español. This means

[88:21]Sobre las olas.

[88:22]Oh, that's very nice, Rob.

[88:24]It's one of the best known works of Mexican

[88:27]composer

[88:28]Ventino Rosas, who first published it in

[88:31]88. And Brute Payne's one of the most famous

[88:33]Latin American pieces worldwide.

[88:35]You gotta love how Willie plays it.

[88:39]But Aaron,

[88:40]I had to come up

[88:43]with a smaller

[88:45]list. My list is smaller than Aaron's.

[88:47]My list is smaller and kind of

[88:51]less satisfying.

[88:52]It's kind of a mini list.

[88:55]Okay. I don't even think it gets a theme song.

[88:57]But you see it's a little

[88:59]more limp as well.

[89:01]What the fuck, Russell?

[89:03]My list is a more limp.

[89:04]Why don't you say something like that?

[89:07]That's crazy.

[89:09]Fred Durst would say it.

[89:11]I gotta say, though, guys.

[89:12]If I gotta start taking Viagra at some point

[89:15]to jack off, that's gonna be a real

[89:16]conundrum. You know what I mean?

[89:19]That's, I mean,

[89:21]because I get it.

[89:22]Listen, I would love

[89:25]to have just rock-hard erections. Just the

[89:27]hardest erections you could possibly think of.

[89:29]What are we doing here?

[89:30]But then,

[89:31]to just use it for

[89:32]self-pleasure?

[89:34]Seems like kind of a waste.

[89:37]To take a pill that...

[89:39]Nah. Yeah, no. I don't think I could do it.

[89:41]It's not a waste. I think I'll just be done at that point.

[89:43]No, don't be done. Don't give up.

[89:45]Don't give up on your dreams, Rob.

[89:47]Well, listen,

[89:49]when we do our 495th episode and we do

[89:51]another bit about when we gave up on our dreams,

[89:53]that'll be it.

[89:54]That was last week.

[89:56]This song was also covered by Dave Brubeck.

[89:59]Oh.

[90:01]I've got a bunch of his albums

[90:03]upstairs. It's so good.

[90:05]Listen to this.

[90:06]This

[90:09]is my favorite version.

[90:11]What I'm

[90:13]about to play for you.

[90:14]Aaron, you would win

[90:17]your pool that you were in this week.

[90:19]Aaron, tell everybody about your Spotify pool that you were in this week.

[90:21]The Spotify contest.

[90:22]It's a music league, and this was

[90:25]popular songs that you hate.

[90:27]Oh, no.

[90:29]Yes.

[90:29]Yeah.

[90:31]What'd you put in, Aaron? Tell everybody.

[90:32]Well, I first added a Pat Boone

[90:35]cover of Little Richard, and then I realized

[90:37]it should be a popular song.

[90:38]So I did Michael Bolton, When a Man Loves a Woman,

[90:41]and Achy Breaky Heart.

[90:43]Those were my choices.

[90:44]That's so good.

[90:46]This is a version

[90:49]by the Beach Boys

[90:50]from their Sunflower

[90:53]and Surf's Up edition.

[90:54]So this is when they were recording in the 60s and 70s

[90:56]and released it in 2000.

[90:57]Listen to this Sober Las Olas

[91:00]by the Beach Boys.

[91:01]Oh, what's going on?

[91:04]Oh, what are we doing?

[91:05]Why do I feel like I

[91:08]this is like when the cult is right.

[91:09]This is the end of the cult.

[91:10]When you start hearing shit like this,

[91:12]the cult has gone too far.

[91:13]Remember my prediction, Rob.

[91:16]That sounds not top 25.

[91:18]Wow.

[91:19]Yes.

[91:20]Good call, Russell.

[91:21]That's such a hot take.

[91:22]And next on my list is nothing

[91:25]because my list is shorter and limper, apparently.

[91:28]It's just a little.

[91:31]Double list.

[91:31]That's good.

[91:32]Double list.

[91:32]Is there anything on your body you want limp?

[91:34]Oh, fingernails?

[91:37]No.

[91:37]Oh, somebody had limp.

[91:38]If I was holding somebody's hand,

[91:39]they limp fingernails.

[91:40]Get me out of there.

[91:41]Maybe your hair.

[91:44]I've got like a patch of hair in the back

[91:47]and always stands up.

[91:48]I wish it was just a little.

[91:49]It would lay flat.

[91:50]Let's see.

[91:51]I'm getting a text from my friend, Fred Durst.

[91:53]Never mind.

[91:55]All right.

[91:56]Down.

[91:57]Speaking of bachelor parties,

[91:58]that was wild.

[91:59]Down.

[92:00]Down yonder.

[92:01]Oh, this is Willie Nelson's sister,

[92:05]Bobby on the piano.

[92:06]No way.

[92:07]This is my favorite song on the album.

[92:09]It is.

[92:10]Yep.

[92:11]You too, Russell.

[92:12]I was going to go the other way.

[92:15]Really?

[92:16]I thought this was a little corny.

[92:18]Okay.

[92:19]I got a reason behind it.

[92:21]Okay, let's hear it.

[92:22]So at all of our family reunions on my dad's side,

[92:27]they get together and the organ player at the church,

[92:30]was my great aunt and she'd sit there and play this on the piano.

[92:33]There's a banjo player and a fiddle player and a guitar player and they play this.

[92:37]No way.

[92:38]And I didn't, I actually never knew what the song was until prepping for this episode.

[92:45]I was like, wait a second.

[92:46]That's what aunt Marion used to play all the time.

[92:49]And so she was sitting there with her white hair,

[92:52]just banging away at the piano keys.

[92:54]Just, just banging and everyone else playing along with her.

[92:56]Just banging.

[92:57]Which is like a, like, it's like a night, it's like a 1910 song.

[93:00]That Willie covered in this album and so I thought it was cool from that aspect.

[93:06]Yeah.

[93:07]Isn't it crazy when you find stuff like that, you're like, holy shit, this is, yes, yes.

[93:11]This makes me want to throw somebody over the bar.

[93:13]I'm not going to lie.

[93:14]I'm just going to, I'm going to bust a chair over somebody's head listening to shit.

[93:17]It'd be so good.

[93:19]You know, it's so weird, John, because at my family reunions, they mostly talk about how,

[93:23]uh, actually we do need a wall between Mexico and the US and they get

[93:30]together, then play, uh, uh, boot up your ass, it's American's way.

[93:33]I was going to say maybe a thicker wall in between those villas.

[93:36]At least some insulation.

[93:41]You can smell the pineapple all through the wall.

[93:45]Oh, Aaron, that's disgusting.

[93:47]Aaron, those are my kids' grandparents you're talking about with pineapples.

[93:51]Can I sleep in your arms?

[93:54]Can I sleep?

[93:55]Sure, Rob.

[93:56]Well, if I can get them around you.

[93:58]Oh, sorry, last time.

[94:00]Well, you know what?

[94:01]Head to toe.

[94:02]You get around my ankles.

[94:03]It's so cold.

[94:10]What's your deal?

[94:11]Sleeping?

[94:12]Are you sleeping, holding on to somebody?

[94:14]I'll tell you what I'm doing.

[94:16]No, I'm well, I know you're like going Darth Vader mode in his little pod with your CPAP

[94:20]stuff, but I'll do this thing sometimes where we'll, I'll come up and I'll put her into

[94:27]the full cuddle mode and I would say it lasts about.

[94:30]Hold on you.

[94:32]90 seconds until we've created enough heat to power the sun for three days.

[94:38]We create so much heat between us.

[94:39]It's insanely hot.

[94:41]We both are tying and then we move as far away as we possibly can across from the bed.

[94:47]Thankful that we don't have to touch each other anymore.

[94:50]Okay.

[94:51]Although sometimes I will sneak a little because I'm a big human contact person.

[94:55]You guys know that I'll sneak a little toe under her calf when she's sleeping.

[94:59]You know what I mean?

[94:59]Nice.

[95:00]I'll just put my feet right out.

[95:01]The new trend in our house.

[95:02]So probably four or five months ago, we moved one of our TVs into our bedroom, but we barely

[95:07]ever, ever watch TV in there.

[95:09]I'm, I'm against it.

[95:10]Um, right.

[95:11]Oh, I don't like it.

[95:13]Don't yell at me.

[95:13]Oh, oh, man.

[95:15]I like that.

[95:16]Yeah.

[95:16]Yeah.

[95:17]But, uh, the upstairs room is watching all these NBA games.

[95:21]So she's got to stay up late to watch the west coast games.

[95:23]This is sick.

[95:24]It's awesome.

[95:27]It's fucking awesome.

[95:28]The other day went upstairs early.

[95:30]Was going to watch the game in bed.

[95:31]Went upstairs.

[95:32]It's happened twice now.

[95:34]Stealing my pillow.

[95:36]We have, we have two pillows each.

[95:38]I was down to one and this and the upstairs roommate was at three.

[95:42]I was like, this cannot happen.

[95:44]Oh, wow.

[95:44]No, no, you know what?

[95:47]I'll do sometimes if I go to bed before Jenny illegal pillow swap, I'll go through and I'll

[95:53]pick my favorite pillows, move them over to my side.

[95:55]We're doing an unasked for pillow swap.

[95:57]Wow.

[95:57]You go to bed first sometimes.

[95:59]Whoa.

[95:59]Every once in a while.

[96:01]The upstairs roommate also purchased like one of these.

[96:03]Why is it so humid in here when I'm coming to bed?

[96:05]You know what I mean?

[96:05]Like, why is it so weird?

[96:08]You're snoring and breathing heavy.

[96:10]Big, uh, what do you call them?

[96:12]What are the big pillows?

[96:13]Oh, come on, Russell.

[96:14]There's so many things I call.

[96:15]Oh, body pillow.

[96:16]Like the huge, it's like a huge you.

[96:18]It's huge.

[96:18]I think it's, it's five feet tall.

[96:20]Yeah.

[96:20]Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[96:21]Lasted about a week of use.

[96:24]Now it just lays on the floor of the bedroom all the time.

[96:26]Oh, Russell.

[96:27]I mean, sounds familiar.

[96:28]Yeah.

[96:29]Now I have to admit, Russell, my hard foam pillow that I bought does the same thing.

[96:36]It sits right next to my bed.

[96:37]Never gets used.

[96:38]I mean, Matt's a legit pillow guy.

[96:41]He takes that damn thing with him when he travels.

[96:43]That's right.

[96:44]His body pillow can't even stay on the dang bed.

[96:46]John doesn't know what we're talking about, guys.

[96:49]He's totally lost.

[96:49]Oh, I know.

[96:50]Oh, no, I get it.

[96:50]Oh, maybe that was a couple.

[96:51]I get confused about what episodes we talk about stuff.

[96:53]Uh, listen, Russell, taking is stealing pillows.

[96:57]Okay.

[96:58]Illegal.

[96:59]Okay, time to eat some crackers in the bed.

[97:01]That's what you have to do.

[97:02]Get revenge.

[97:03]Eat crackers on their side of the bed.

[97:04]You're going to be all set.

[97:05]Or blossom baked beans.

[97:07]Aaron, that's actually normal.

[97:09]Okay.

[97:10]Aaron, what are we doing?

[97:12]Are we cuddling at night?

[97:13]A little bit, but yeah, same.

[97:16]You can't cuddle the whole night.

[97:18]You got to have a little space to sleep on your own.

[97:20]Yeah.

[97:20]It's got to be nice sleeping where you are, where it's cold at night.

[97:23]I'd open up that window.

[97:24]Yeah, we do it all the time.

[97:25]Yeah.

[97:25]Oh, man, I'd be cuddling like crazy.

[97:27]Get my arms up.

[97:28]Put my arms around your ear and oof, now let go.

[97:30]Right when you're about to fall asleep, uh-oh, tease your nips.

[97:37]Oh, okay.

[97:38]What's that?

[97:39]Showing your old triangle choke.

[97:41]Showing the calf.

[97:42]Yeah.

[97:43]Yeah.

[97:43]Those aren't pillows.

[97:44]Yeah.

[97:45]Then I'll say, "Hey, I got this email at work.

[97:50]Man, what are we doing cuddling-wise?"

[97:53]No, as far away as we could possibly get.

[97:58]Nice.

[97:59]Nice big king-size bed.

[98:01]Love it.

[98:02]Remember me when candlelights are gleaming.

[98:05]This got all the way up to two on the country charts.

[98:07]And this is the part, the stranger uses this song to announce his vows to his deceased

[98:14]wife are broken forever and he's free to love again.

[98:16]But all those vows are broken now and I will never-

[98:22]What is it?

[98:22]Is that an electric guitar or is it like a steel guitar?

[98:25]Organ.

[98:26]That's the organ.

[98:27]Okay.

[98:28]Isn't it?

[98:29]Yeah, I think you're right.

[98:30]Remember me.

[98:31]No, that's a Telecaster.

[98:33]Oh, is that it?

[98:33]That's a Tele.

[98:34]That's a Telecaster.

[98:35]Yep.

[98:35]Yep.

[98:36]Wow, nice call, John.

[98:37]I knew we had you on here for a reason.

[98:39]Hands on the Wheel, it's based on the "Ore of the Waves" that we heard earlier.

[98:45]It's the same melody and it's the final vocal of the album.

[98:49]And at this point, a stranger finds himself in the future with a new woman and child.

[98:53]Seems to me.

[98:54]Like I said, things seem to work out, I guess.

[98:58]I'm living out of control.

[99:02]Oh, if he wrote this now, would it be like about online dating?

[99:07]Yes, yes.

[99:11]Good call.

[99:12]Good call, Russell.

[99:13]Can you imagine?

[99:13]I think if Willie Nelson had a song called Tinder, it sounds something like this.

[99:18]I'm swapping left in the morning.

[99:24]Swapping right on my feet.

[99:28]future you do that so well rob that's good oh yeah that's pretty good i willie nelson i'll tell you

[99:34]uh the nightlife ain't no good life but it's my life is karaoke classic for me i love it it's so

[99:42]good goddamn storytellers bh1 album get it listen to it and then bandera it's an instrumental to end

[99:49]this album but when you know it's a concept album about an old man who's kind of moved on down to

[99:56]mexico with his new life it's a perfect way to the end album but guys listen to this i think this

[100:02]might be the first album we've ever done where i think it has the perfect opening singing note

[100:07]and then listen to this closing note for the album it's almost perfect

[100:10]little harmonica from bobby dylan it's like it's like a beatles s-esque piano sustain i love it

[100:26]but you know what's even better the rating system okay

[100:29]that reminds me of when uh rating system oh yeah what's something you rate on a person

[100:44]that's like when i saw my friend art on am i hot or not.com god i used to spend hours on that site

[100:49]it would just show you pictures of people you'd be like hot not hot not i it was the

[100:54]highlight of my freshman year in hoimei not a great year for me not anymore hoimei is no longer

[101:01]a freshman dorm and then you know what i did guys you'll never guess what i did at hot or not.com

[101:05]i wonder is that still up you want to guess no way it is no no no do you want to guess what i

[101:12]did in hot or not.com guys jacked off i'm guessing that what doesn't air excuse me

[101:17]it would be

[101:24]crazy though it would be crazy that would be like crazy daredevil shit you know what i mean

[101:28]that's the evil kenevil of jacking off you're like i don't know if it's hot or not but let's go

[101:32]hot or not.com are you still up no chat date bullshit okay continue with google i will do

[101:44]that i'm gonna click that button let's see where this takes me uh listen redheaded stranger 1975

[101:51]at 237 on the list

[101:54]is this a rolling well-toned that means it's perfect at 237 okay it belongs right here

[102:00]the nightlife ain't no good life no doesn't make sense this is not a redheaded stranger at this

[102:08]point it's right where it should be oh that didn't work either aaron how is this well-toned how can

[102:13]i relate that to willie nelson just like willie nelson's voice 237 this is a rolling well-toned

[102:18]there you go you did okay it's beautiful literally a literally one of the most beautiful voices in

[102:22]music in my opinion is does

[102:24]get a rolling groan okay john do your groan

[102:30]you gotta do your groan john

[102:36]that was even worse that was even bigger than the last oh jesus it was that's a guy who's

[102:44]groaned in his life that's a guy who's used to groaning right there i would say top three groan

[102:49]times for me well we know what number one is so i'm not gonna say that number one number three

[102:54]number three i would say getting up from a chair i'm a groaner now when i'm getting up from a chair

[103:01]same same yeah number you know my groan is a little different what's that in and out of a car

[103:07]sometimes oh yeah i was gonna say now russell when you get in and out of a car here's what i do

[103:12]and i used to get made fun of for this i'm going in head first my knee is the first thing to hit

[103:18]the driver's seat what i'm going in yeah because greta used to sit in the passenger seat every time

[103:26]my head got closer as you go because my knee goes in and i stick my head in and then i kind of swing

[103:33]around in the car you guys are getting in like nascar style right where you're putting your legs

[103:38]in first i can't do that because i'll get stuck sometimes between the seat and then i wish i

[103:41]wouldn't have said that part how are you guys getting in a car is everybody getting in a car

[103:48]like right leg first right leg first no i got a big truck i got a big tall truck and i have to

[103:53]jump into it so that's my lesson to you guys get a big tall truck all right so but you guys are

[103:58]doing hokey pokey mode you're putting one leg in and then the other and another like yep yeah

[104:02]one leg then the cheek okay well try i'm just telling you try doing my face first

[104:07]knee down way it's liberating that's how my son gets in the car yeah you look like a little

[104:12]fucking moron when you're a 44 year old man it looks like when you see shack in a car

[104:18]you imagine that's how he got into this car what are your other grown moments when is the chair

[104:23]uh the chair i was actually going to say get into a car

[104:26]that's a big time grown moment for me i you know there's a couple i i will say this my number one

[104:35]grown moment right now something falls under the couch and i gotta get on the ground with my bare

[104:41]knees and it's a hard ground then you gotta start looking around what am i getting how am i getting

[104:45]up i sometimes i'll get a pillow down under my knees put that down so i don't have to touch

[104:49]our ground yeah and then i gotta get back up probably push up spread my legs wide kind of

[104:54]tripod up that's how i'm getting up how are you getting up russell what's your get up style

[104:57]i just gotta you just gotta push it get up quick you gotta you gotta go if you go down you gotta

[105:03]get up you just gotta go there's a fancy way you get up in jujitsu where you put like an arm out

[105:08]and then you have to slip your leg back and stand up this way impossible can't do it never will do

[105:15]competitive jujitsu or is this a rolling uh grown or is this a rolling boned okay it should

[105:22]have been way higher on the list this album literally is gorgeous why is this not higher

[105:26]on the list that would be a rolling bone uh what do you think matt rolling well-toned rolling bone

[105:31]or rolling grown redheaded stranger willie nelson we've talked for a long time about

[105:35]not having a country presence in the first 236 ish wow albums i think this is long overdue

[105:45]i think this is rolling bone should be a lot higher in the list anything for willie's uh

[105:50]influence and stamp that he's put on the country music writing of songs you know i think people

[105:59]forget how many songs he's written but on top of that is uh singing abilities and everything

[106:05]rolling bone should be a lot higher in the list aaron what do you think rolling well-toned rolling

[106:09]bone or rolling grown agree i absolutely love this album i don't know why it's taking this

[106:13]long to hear it it is rolling owned john what do you think rolling well-toned rolling bone

[106:19]and john take your time you don't need to rush this is absolutely rolling boned willie nelson

[106:26]is one of the greatest singers of all time regardless of genre uh the fact that he shows

[106:31]up in the 200s is kind of an insult uh and russell's point is valid that his top hits

[106:37]aren't even on this album but it's still a fantastic album um it reminds me of the

[106:43]time uh when i took a the a course with professor alice hansen if you remember aaron

[106:50]yeah r.i.p um it was an american music class over j term and pete from red wing he wrote a he wrote

[106:59]his final paper about a willie nelson song and he got an a in that class and i was so embarrassed

[107:06]because i was the only classmate that actually was a choir kid and a band kid and he had none

[107:12]of that experience but he actually he he grasped on to the willie nelson aspect wrote about it

[107:18]and because he's a genius and a smart guy he he got a much better grade in that class but anyways

[107:24]um willie willie is on mount rushmore he deserves to be way higher on this list

[107:31]the fact that he's down here is a mystery to me but i love willie i wrote a paper once i did a

[107:38]presentation on the presidents of the united states of america song they did pusa yeah it was

[107:42]uh it was a brilliant presentation the teacher loved i got an a a his guys music classes they

[107:47]were easy as shit don't listen to aaron they were no problem hey yeah yeah you never had

[107:55]allison did you rob yes guys i remember my professor's names please russell what do you

[108:03]think rolling well time rolling bone or rolling groan i thought you know we listened to daft punk

[108:07]last week i thought this was almost like beautiful in its simplicity like it it's it's almost

[108:12]stripped down and basic and when it's like that it's got to be amazing and perfect right and so

[108:17]this really really grabs you it kind of gets you by the guts and i always think of this

[108:23]i've always been a johnny cash guy first like to me you're kind of i know you can love them both

[108:29]but i've always been a johnny cash guy i don't know that like live from folsom prison is that

[108:34]much better than this album so i almost think wow they gotta be right next to each other i i i

[108:42]talked about johnny cash and there are some low moments on that album that i don't see the low

[108:47]moments on this album like the whole thing is fantastic and i was thinking about this i will

[108:52]come back and listen to this over and over i bet this will be one of the top five records i play

[108:57]over the next like five years with my record player up there with like amen young harvest

[109:01]songs in the key of life yeah um uh goodbye yellow brick road this is going to be right

[109:08]up in there so i absolutely love this album it is beautiful it

[109:12]makes you feel stuff that other ones don't so i'm going to say rolling bone it's got to be way higher

[109:16]on the list it's so weird russell that you say these are your most played albums yet the one

[109:20]on the top is the naked woman holding the cat so i'm not sure what exactly is going on it kind of

[109:26]fits the motif with the uh the bonnie blue poster i have of her holding up the thousand like the

[109:31]will chamberlain picture because that's what it is rob can i just tell you this russell you got to

[109:36]put bonnie blue in the description it's going to increase our downloads it makes me ill saying that

[109:42]it's you just know it's going to work all right hey i'll come you know what and i'll come up with

[109:46]some ai art for the oh i've got a good idea actually how do you a thousand guys all right

[109:51]so here's the thing do we do we have to put anything about you having sex with the lady

[109:55]outside the tent at the bachelor party or not no that wasn't me no it wasn't you no oh it was it

[110:03]was payden

[110:04]he's like i love grabbing her tits and i was like payden

[110:11]don't say that i'm sorry he's like i disrespected those dips gross

[110:18]anyway that is sick i just realized my kid uh has not come home yet from her party it's 3 21 a.m at

[110:29]my time uh is there like no rules no limits no she's i she's sleeping over at somebody's house

[110:35]i saw she just texted me so we're good oh shit so i warned her i warned her i wonder about stuff

[110:41]listen you guys are incorrect unfortunately what this shit is shit yes matt you gotta say

[110:50]this is so rare that we have a double rating on this album this is a rolling concept album by

[110:59]willie nelson yes oh my god i've never heard this album and i always wondered why people were crazy

[111:05]about willie i liked it listen on the road again i liked it all those other songs i liked it but i

[111:10]was always like he

[111:10]why why do people love especially like why do people and when i heard this i get it

[111:15]he literally transcends he's one of the few artists that transcends the genre you put on

[111:20]willie nelson you know you're listening to willie nelson he's one of those voices i can hear the

[111:24]guitar and know it's willie nelson he's dragging that beat like crazy this is a genius nuts this is

[111:32]this is a genius at work and the only way these songs could be improved

[111:36]were if somebody put a bunch of voicemails on them that

[111:40]i bet that's what willie nelson if russ made me edit out the song earlier sorry you don't get to

[111:50]hear it uh next up rob one thing we didn't point out amazing album cover yeah that's part of the

[111:56]game on this and the back is hard to read for us old guys but it's got like the story like the comic

[112:02]book story with all the like the story written out it that's part of the package and has to be

[112:08]counted in the rating right up there can i just say that i think it's a really good album i think

[112:10]can i just say this my best thing with willie nelson my dad was so excited because when willie

[112:15]nelson did the minor league baseball tour do you remember that like 10 15 years ago he was only

[112:19]going to minor log minor league baseball he came to rochester and played at the rochester loons

[112:24]stadium and my dad went to see him and said oh yeah he's awesome it was great so cool

[112:28]you gotta love somebody doing that now yeah next up you know we talk about oh everybody said when

[112:34]do we have country on the album one of the country on the album finally all those people have been

[112:39]saying when do we get to listen to the album when do we get to listen to the album when do we get to

[112:40]listen to a german electronica band that also reminds me of making a grilled cheese when are

[112:44]they going to be on the list yeah we got it it's trans europe express by craftwork oh my god

[112:51]when you want to hear about the greatest albums of all time

[112:56]aaron it's a german electronica band once you've heard one you've heard them all i suppose

[113:00]the chance of me saying duhas next week is a hundred percent duhas do that was a wind amp

[113:10]classic wouldn't you say russell yeah for sure yeah back did it top 100 the one thing i was going

[113:15]to mention we talked to toby keith earlier and i'm surprised given what we talked about on the

[113:19]episode that he didn't bring up his song wacky tobacco wacky tobacco wow it's time to say i'm

[113:27]i thought you would also appreciate this other one of his hit from 2002 from the album unleashed

[113:34]who's your daddy oh who's well you know famously actually yeah

[113:39]hey wait i gotta think of one i i have a joke who's your daddy rob hey oh hey this is like this

[113:50]is like when the yankees own pedro martinez i'm your daddy rob who's your daddy it's the yankees

[113:55]never just say it i guess i'm trying to think of a don't a good don't at a basketball game but i

[114:01]can't think of one uh you know what it's that i want to talk about me that's the one my dad always

[114:06]plays my kids have you heard that

[114:09]i want to talk about me of course talk about i

[114:11]why why why guys listen toby keith human garbage just terrible person

[114:19]some bangers he had some absolute bangers he could sing good thing i'm able to separate

[114:29]the art from the artist and also it's a good thing because i'm a professional art thief

[114:39]you know i'm a professional artist i'm a professional artist i'm a professional artist i'm a professional