Pink Floyd: Piper at the Gates of Dawn (1967)

[00:00]all right everybody in 2020 four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums is decided by rolling stone magazine this resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music excoriated the order and led us to making this podcast we are far from experts we promise to do almost no research all opinions are our own unless you disagree please sit back and enjoy beck did it better do you think anybody actually sits back when i say that like do you think any there's a dad who's like i cannot wait to hit the fucking remember how satisfying it was when

[00:33]you hit that fucking recline thing on a recliner you're like why it's like yes you think anybody actually is sitting back when i say that i think in like a like a lounge office chair like you got a nice office chair that kind of leans back leans back can i tell you i share an office with like six other people i'm a foot up on my file cabinet guy any chance i get i'm reclining in my chair i am taking up the maximum amount of time that's terrible today at work can i tell you guys something can i confess something

[01:01]this is a safe place is this can we have a little secret in here you gotta check with matt this no time that my feet felt wet today at work they felt wet i don't know if i had nerve damage what was going on but i was like my feet feel wet and i was like do not say that rob do not say that nobody wants to hear that so i just took off my shoes i took off my shoes at my desk and i was grading papers with no shoes on not with other people i had wet feet russell what was i supposed to do oh my god you were like a you were a social deviant at

[01:35]times as long as you're aware of it like you're aware you shouldn't do that right well i put them on i had to go to a meeting i put my shoes back on if you're if you're in a shared meeting space yeah in a professional environment you can't take your shoes off well i don't i was and i did russell i don't know what to tell you wait so you're in there in your socks your wet socks well they that's the thing is i don't think they're wet i think it's like when i had that little uti for a while

[02:00]and i kept thinking i was wetting my pants when i really wasn't it was kind of like that but for feet how does this smell what i'll tell you what later in that meeting i smelled my own shoes and i was like this is bad this is bad because these cheeto shoes are really smelling like cheetos now like legit it's not even a joke they smell strongly like cheetos the joke has become my reality i might have to get rid of the cheeto shoes they smell bad so i'm doing everything i can do aaron for foot odor natural socks i just hope that everybody

[02:31]whoever eats a cheeto ever again just thinks of rob's feet when they smell a cheeto after a full day it was like a spicy hot too you know what i mean like too much listen and if you want to talk more about spicy hot things wait until my rolling going today i'm going to tease you guys right now we've got an all-time episode today we are all the way up to album 252 we have the only album that aaron has ever caused aaron to send the three following texts in a row to our text chain

[03:00]i don't know if i can get through it i'm listening to my car and have to turn it off this can't be my friday night this can't be my friday night i can finally as a conclusion to the trilogy i'm baffled by it so here we have pink floyd the piper plays at dawn or something colon i'm baffled by it he also said this is a sick joke yeah the guy who's baffled is the guy who goes to parties for it eats tripe that's true i was gonna try not to come on here

[03:31]and be super negative and and to be clear i was i'm very excited to be here with you guys on friday night but when i had my one 10 minute break where i was driving in my car by myself i was like i can't this can't be what i'm listening to right now aaron so i'm thinking to myself the album's a dud yeah it's just it's an insane album having a list how can i make this episode good and then i have in my closet and you know if i'm pulling something out from the deficit closet it's either

[04:02]i have a big penis shirt that so famously was worn in las vegas under another shirt so i buttoned up whenever ladies were around just in case but i do have this 100 milligram drink that i will be drinking throughout this episode to listen to this album and to celebrate pink floyd 100 milligrams right now i would say i'm about i would say i'm about 25 in just let everybody know so russell shirt is off you got the shirt off 25 into the drink or 25 prior to the drink into the

[04:32]drink i'm aaron it's friday night i i came into this stone cold over except for three drinks with suzanne and she gave me some whiskey at her house so this is a this is a problem and i also have to say i did not prepare that well for this album i have no idea what's going on uh how is suzanne doing by the way nobody we haven't heard from her she wants to come on for tracy chapman fast car that's smart that's good i said it's gonna be the funniest album so she she was gonna hop right on there that's the narrative can you imagine a parody song to fast car god damn what am i gonna do

[05:04]russell what's my parody song to fast car that's not super offensive what's going on oh russell can i ask what you're doing can i just ask lately you have been looking to the left a lot during the episode you want me to tell you what i'm doing for real yeah i got it you know what i'm gonna take just like when i used to steal stuff from the circus i gotta take a poll matt should we ask russell what he's looking for the left for nope oh oh if he asks us

[05:32]do you really if he says do you really want i'm suspicious to aaron should we ask russell what he's been looking at the left at for the last i don't know seven episodes or so yes oh that's two to one russell what have you been looking at wait a minute wait a minute russell what have you been looking at to the left today i right now i was looking at emails from september 2021 which was the time of my pink floyd parody song i'm trying to find the parody song i figured that

[06:02]might be what it is and i pulled it up and i was listening to see if it was it because i i've emailed it to myself but i don't see that i emailed it to you so i was listening to it instead of listening to you rob to determine whether i would send it to you russell that sounds so rob coded that sounds exactly like something i would be doing where i'm like i can't listen to you guys i have listened to something i created and i will laugh at myself so russell that's the play in the game what was russell looking at the left for i'm glad we asked listen let's get right to this today

[06:32]i've got three guys here i've they want to talk about pink floyd uh and all the hit songs that are on this album okay i've got matt minneapolis matt how are you doing doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie do i love that song i thought that was great i've got russell in minneapolis russell how are you doing yippee you can't see me but i can see you rob okay so russell turned

[07:03]off his video there and i gotta say every time he does i'm tickled a little bit and he turns it back on and all that's showing are his balls i don't even get it he's just it's close up to light is on he has a light on his computer it's all bright uh and i've got aaron in california now aaron recently went to the zoo and he went to one of the the uh the enclosures and russell do you know what was there it was a baguette a baguette a baguette yeah in the zoo and aaron said to one

[07:33]of the people who worked there he said you know what's going on here and they said oh don't worry about it they were bred in captivity oh fucked up captivity you can't even say it well better have another drink aaron how are you doing all right bred in captivity by the way i want to repeat that please go and get your stethoscope so we can talk about this album oh did you know that somebody who went to medical school with my wife met their husband who was another doctor and he was like the senior doctor training her

[08:03]and he said hey you know what we should do is that eye test where you put one thing over your eye and then i look in your eye and then he kissed her and i was like damn damn damn that's a good idea you've talked about this that feels like there's been times rob where we've had to remind you of things that you think are smooth that we've got to remind you we're actually assault what okay that's assault brother this is this is one the other one you were so intent on was like

[08:32]you weren't talking about how amazing a kissing booth would be we're like i don't know about that but you've talked about the this what you consider the smooth i i don't know about that but you've i threw the whole taboo before listen a kissing booth i feel like is it consent i feel like that's mutual consent i do have to say doing that i mean russell so you do have a doctor's exam that would you be better for hitting on somebody what's going on yeah you do not have a doctor's exam that would

[09:02]better hit on somebody do you i will turn your head and cough you're too deep already you know what i mean what's another doctor's exam aaron quick another name for a doctor's exam okay how about this they come in turn your head and cough turn your head and cough turn your head and cough they put the they put the blood pressure cuff on you next thing you know kissing that wouldn't be so bad by the way i took my blood pressure today it said 99 over 66 i've gone exactly the other way it's the wrong direction things are bad i've got hypotension yeah what anyway listen you were

[09:34]talking about bread earlier or a baguette rob yes that's like a key part of our charcuterie boards a baguette we also have we always get fig spread now too and a few weeks ago uh the you know the upstairs roommate is back to using uh whatever that services that gets your groceries delivers them that we got in the fight about about 100 episodes ago we didn't get in a fight that was nobody noticed most of that fight it was kind of edited

[10:02]out except for what i said but anyway you're talking about instacart of course but anyways so we were use code beck did it better to get 10 off of instacart we were having this uh charcuterie board a few weeks ago and nothing tastes like charcuterie board and we were like oh my god everything tasted right everything tasted off it had ruined the whole charcuterie board when it happened yeah we had accidentally gotten an orange fig spread instead of the regular fig spread i can't tell you guys i can't stand i can't stand an orange flavored jam an orange flavored anything

[10:35]like that is so off-putting to me what do you guys think i want your life so bad orange and it was it was specifically like an orange spread like an orange jelly and orange jam uh marmalade type thing i am out i was gonna say at perkins russell were you ever an orange marmalade guy or were you just a grape jelly were you one of the guys taking all the grape jellies what's going on

[11:00]there no i would be a strawberry guy but i could see aaron like going for the marmalade like the orange stuff yeah i could do orange marmalade on some toast yeah yeah i could never you know what bothers me you know what i don't like your ass i don't like when they put orange in chocolate i don't like that don't put orange in my chocolate i don't like that the orange flavored chocolate that's what i got a problem with and the chocolate orange oranges you know where you break them in this if there's anything more disappointing than chocolate oranges they look so good and taste so horrendous they're absolutely the worst uh matt what's going on with your guys's charcuterie

[11:31]board is your home or does this make you want to have a russell's life it sounds like it's pretty sweet but he's got some bad i just wanted to say russell that it ain't too much it ain't too much to jam wow ain't too much for me it ain't too much jam jam jam you come down man damn i uh i don't know if i've ever had orange jam but i'm definitely and i'm very strongly opinionated about this a grape jelly on like the toast as opposed to the strawberry so when you go to like a perkins or whatever and they've

[12:03]got the stacks of jelly there you know i will be the one that goes to the next table over if there is no great jelly you table jump i table jump absolutely i'm a table jumper for my grape jelly on my whole wheat toast yes can i tell you guys what i'm with now what's spicy jam spicy jam all the time spice it up let's go wake up in the morning i'm getting spicy jam it ain't too much right now right that's rob would rob would fit in in berkeley

[12:30]a lot better than he pretends he was me too what's that you'd fit in better out here than you pretend you would there's a lot of great jams oh spots listen i would do i do think i would do okay in california i lived in vermont i'll remind you yeah you know what i mean like can we just acknowledge this song is a fucking bop that never got the credit deserved it's got heavy d i think it's a better i think it's a better music video how many plays does this

[13:02]youtube video have 14 million 14 god if it only these two because you just get it's proper the actual is this the michael jackson youtube channel yes 33 million subscribers wow not 14 million not all of them have watched this video i'm gonna check out the beck did it better youtube channel okay let's just see how many subscribers we have 585 oh i shouldn't have shown you guys this i've been doing this kind of surreptitiously

[13:33]and i get a lot of emails about copyright violations because of this but yes all of our look at this honky chateau it's got eight views already back to us again john prine 19 views this is a youtube on this so russell where they're gonna do um you know what this whatever so then i go all right enough of that magic mic guy now too good too good for this world let's get into the voicemail the freaks you didn't you didn't send us a message

[14:04]prepping us for the voicemail today rob hey rob i don't need i did eventually find the pink floyd money song so if we put it at the end of our episode maybe we can get it to the end of the episode maybe maybe we can put it at the end as a little treat a little bit a little marmalade treat for brian from woodbury guys my i hit my fucking mic cord oh man what are you doing rob you sound great you sound

[14:30]terrible i hit my mic cord out now now you sound like you're on your webcam i am i have to reset everything i can't remember i watched uh did i tell you guys that i sometimes watch podcasts on youtube i watched an episode i watched some clips of drink champs with um cl smooth and cl like has big love for heavy and heavy d was big like aaron hold on one sec yeah rob this is where you can say it you haven't said it in a while i want your job i i want your listen when i do at

[15:00]night when i hear aaron that's what i do at night when i should be going to bed when i hear aaron's watching cl all i can think of i've been kissed by a rose out of the wind that's the only cl i recognize her right here you think about seal a lot i do all the time twice in three weeks you really do i mean there's nothing wrong with this yeah i was like here's a guy whose face is so fucked up yet he's married to heidi clue anything is possible you know what i mean it is a man's world if you can sing it doesn't matter how fucked up your face is you marry literally one of the most attractive super

[15:32]models of all time go ahead well that was it just that uh cl smooth told a lot of great stories about heavy d and heavy d's influence on hip-hop and how he was kind of an unsung of the time that people didn't didn't like uh didn't understand what a great artist he was and and he like he was like your favorite rapper favorite rapper kind of a guy and one of the all-time great names you know i mean just uh just heavy and a great dancer oh heavy d great name oh just an all-timer also there is a famous celebrity chef that i don't think everyone knows um her and

[16:03]heavy d had a thing and she is heavy d's uh her child is heavy d's child what baby mama yes russell ray that makes me want to get right to this voicemail is it jada de laurentis no i do not get me started about jada please and don't look up what john mara said about her do not disrespectful yet i think about it all the time and i so disrespectful russell i'm 75

[16:32]milligrams in and i can't even talk about it you know what okay i heard i heard i heard on the like a radio or something the other day what's the the bodies of wonderland song yeah yeah yeah that's like such an immature song isn't it it's so it's so like it's it's like a teenage boy it's it's almost embarrassing to listen to i will tell i put on room for squares a couple weeks ago like on a sunday morning just because some song like that came up and i'm like you know what room for squares might be 501 on the list yeah what'd you think is it good it's a great album

[17:05]look at put all the song put pull up the i can pull up to pull up room for squares john mayer look at like the first five songs room but it is very hokey russell hokey is the right word man yeah it's a good it's good i'm not ripping it but it's it body is a wonderland listening to it 20 years later it sounds very different it's like a 40 year old dude why georgia no such things you know the songs on there but

[17:31]like why i mean i'm in a college i'm in a college football pick them that a guy in my neighborhood invited me to and then it's people all over the country i'm gonna be in our fucking you won't be in our fucking unbelievable yeah i'm not footballing all of a sudden the neighborhood guys get some like college football thing and i'm excited for i just i just make 10 picks by saturday i don't have to deal with my lineup or anything i'm in second place too and there's a whatsapp group i mean you could do what manny does and just not

[18:04]touch your lineup at all here we go matt that's what i did i just kept losing my 50 every every week good hey and for me my favorite pickups hey just excuse me my favorite pickups at the apple orchard that's worth it that's what you about time are we are we about due for a rob in new york uh apple we are can i tell you hey jenny how much was that trip to the apple orchard

[18:32]gonna cost us just fucking give me an answer give me a goddamn story about it what how many people what was it per person swimming a deep sea of blankets i went too far there i went too far she's legitimately i was saying i yeah i was saying that the the guys on this uh on this whatsapp chat so there's people from i don't even know most of these people it's like friends of friends of friends of friends and they got into a serious discussion about the top john mayer

[19:02]albums and multiple dudes on this chat had strong feelings about multiple of his albums and i just thought like wow it's so cool that this is a whole world of folks that i don't ever interact with one of the guys i know that like had strong feelings they could go like three or four albums deep i don't know the names of any of his albums wow it's amazing yeah i knew room for squares and he's been playing with uh the grateful dead spinoff so dead and i would like to see him on dead and company yeah yeah i mean it's pretty good he is a very i mean and i don't know a guitarist

[19:31]this is like i can't like speak about but he seems like a very very very good guitar player but nobody ever talks about him i think he's generally accepted as a very good guitar and he's famous coxman all-timer like big time like it's it's just unbelievable like your classic rock and roller now i gotta tell i talked to you about what i yelled at my wife about because i don't want to have to edit that part out because it's going to be too hard so i'll just tell you right now we were looking at trips up to north york to pick apples it was on a sunday where's

[20:00]north york that's north and it was going to cost us 160 dollars per person north of the river a this is over by south dale right there in 66 splits this is so gross wait you're complaining it's 160 a person you gotta like take four people you gotta put them on some sort of transportation you gotta go somewhere where someone grew some apples for you to and then take you around to pick the apples and you're complaining 160 i could go to the store and buy

[20:32]a shit ton of apples i don't have to pay a family of four it's impossible to do the math don't you bring a friend along too yeah yeah of course we would bring a friend along matt you're right we would bring two extra friends so then all that's six people okay and the math is you can't even do it 840 dollars or something uh listen let's get into the impossible wait a minute is this like the limitless bill is this what i just drank 75 milligrams is am i limitless am i is my brain

[21:05]going in overtime stick around and find out are you mr mr mr worldwide here we go they finally made a song about aaron's favorite pastime now i gotta say somebody sent us a song off of spotify about aaron's famous pastime this is the uh this is the viagra boys with a song called man made of meat i don't want to pay for anything

[21:31]clothes and food and drugs for free if it was 1978 i'd have a job in a luxury here it comes so it's uh there we go this sounds like a rob no russell you think i was so desperate that i found a song on spotify found the lyrics about looking

[22:02]i would imagine you made this song on like some ai and then texted it to yourself russell i'm so i'm i'm just kind of amazed that they use they said 19 7d and i would have said like 1973 so i don't know so anyway aaron that was you thinking about feet you know what we don't have time to talk about it let's get right in a roll and go probably the shortest voicemail segment of all time we're gonna be we're gonna be we got a lot to talk about on this album it's gonna be a long album today i gotta tell you oh yeah listen rolling going aaron

[22:36]how does that make you feel that somebody who you don't know who you've never met took the time to send in a text with a link to a spotify song about looking at feet so they heard this song somehow i don't know how they're listening to the viagra boys they heard of it thought of you sent me the text how does that make you feel yeah i wonder i wonder who's uh you know history brought up the viagra boys and songs are you guys thinking about taking

[23:04]viagra like are we close what i'm thinking about it just for fun just for once i don't need it yeah oh for fun i would try it yeah yeah but aaron wouldn't you know aaron you'd know what would happen you'd know what would happen it would not be good i'd be like you'd have to be like one viagra go to the hospital i'm pretty big i better take two i'm hitting two viagra and all of a sudden ding dong in-laws are here aaron now i've got a boner with the in-laws what a bummer

[23:35]is bernie still listening no there's no way this has got like uncomfortable you think you're uncomfortable i wasn't gonna go with the in-laws i've got a boner with the in-laws hey how are you guys doing how was the flight what do you have a do you have a massive erection oh god oh i did hear there was a family event you went to once rob where you stayed upstairs for about at least four to five hours because you quote unquote had a bad stomach

[24:03]ache from airplane food that was a salad that i bought off a machine at the airport russell okay was that not one too many viagra every time i pass by and by the way i just want to say this is going to lead into my role in going great okay i'm just going to say salad machines at the airport and my role in going are two peas in a pod just to give you just to give you a little hey little tickler it's been your tickler file and i'm tickling you like this with my palm up don't do that at work okay number one don't take your shoes off number two don't do the tickler with the palms up go ahead aaron what

[24:33]were you saying something about bullshit i was gonna relate a story uh while you're doing foot i was in as you know i was in iowa early in september i went over to my brother's house and he has two dogs and my wife loves his dogs so i was i was there i was trying to get a picture of the dogs and my nephew to send to my wife and my brother's wife walked up the stairs at the very same time and i had my phone out trying to get a picture of the dogs and they were standing

[25:00]next to her and she said hey aaron foot pics aren't free and oh i was like come on it's so good that is such a funny fucking joke but also she's very funny that's so good and i was like i gotta tell the guys that she she called me on that so to be clear i was not taking foot pics of her uh i've had a fucking week guys i guess we'll just stay on the foot topic because why not uh my son broke his toe on tuesday oh no which yeah are we talking big toe which one yeah big toe the is your

[25:33]son named joe burrow the great distal phalanx of his or the aaron come on the distal phalanx of his great toe that's what it was um but yeah he like he walked home on tuesday no problem went to his little pokemon class and everything and then came home and they couldn't walk anymore so hello x-rays wednesday i'm a tiny charizard at the little pokemon class i'm fractured too and then he but we put him in a walking boot and he's already like walking around and running and tap dancing and so i don't know i think i'm gonna try to buddy tape it and get him back for soccer

[26:03]quicker than that than we thought so that's yes and uh todd marinovich's dad over here i mean just get this yeah get back into business so put some tape on it you're fine i just need him running around that's he's running he's running around the backyard anyway no it'll probably be like a month before he can play soccer but he's running all over how do we think he broke his toe kicking in the nuts it's very hard he's not great uh at describing things but he did i think he basically stubbed his toe i think he tripped going up the steps and stubbed his toe oh my god he's kind of got

[26:32]yeah he has kind of a crazy toe stubbing is the worst and he went through the rest of his day at school russell walked all the way home russell once a month you have to stub your toe or bang your shin what are you picking oh dub toe or bang shin the the i think i'll take the shin the shin might hurt worse but when you you can look at the shin immediately and know something's not messed up sometimes if you hit the toe wrong you're like oh i've got a nail going coming off or something's

[27:03]like it feels like it could be worse matt what do you think and i'm gonna tell you right now matt you're banging your shin on a trailer hitch for a truck oh okay yeah you guys know the worst i like russell's thought here at least you know if it's like bleeding or broken half or something like that or the toe i mean that's that's hard to know it might take a long time to diagnose it yeah we had to get the x-rays i don't know but i think he's he's gonna be all right he's he's

[27:30]doing his thing tonight and we went he went to his art class and then we went down downstairs to krogan's and had some dinner technically aaron i don't know that he needs a functioning toe to go to class so you might want to look into whether that's a corporate true test that's a good point that's a very very good point have you learned how to play pokemon yet aaron uh he's been trying to teach me yeah he's been trying to teach me we've been actually we've been playing yugioh do you have your own deck has he has he got you a deck have you got a starter deck i don't because i have i have yugioh decks so we've been we've been playing yugioh more at home and then pokemon plays on

[28:03]tuesdays at the game shop yeah you should get a starter deck or i know i should send i should send you one from my kids because they've got thousands oh yeah if you got one send it over every time aaron's son tries to play pokemon cards with him aaron's like no i'm gonna go play basketball with strangers man i haven't been playing basketball i'm gonna go get in a random fantasy football league with strangers it's not a fantasy football league it's a pick them all these driver moods aren't gonna drink themselves it takes more time than a fantasy football league

[28:32]it does not it does not because i just here's the secret guys i just i just pick with vegas pick all the home teams no i just pick by the line because because it's there you pick 10 games and you give them points right so the one you're most sure about you give 10 points i just use the lines and like the biggest and i'm i'm in second place in the league like i don't know it's time to look up the lines every week uh no they're right there on the app it just shows you like minus 240 10 points you're gonna listen to the part of the episode you missed last week and

[29:00]realize we cannot be talking about football fantasy football football it is the nadir of the show i'm just gonna last thing i want to say also well this week when my phone one of my son's toe was broken then our refrigerator broke oh so we had we had to throw out a bunch of food uh got a new refrigerator most exciting thing about it we did not i i might surprise you guys i did not buy a top-of-the-line refrigerator i bought a nice reliable refrigerator but my previous refrigerator the door was not the outside of the door was not

[29:33]magnetic i could not put magnets on the fridge stainless steel this refrigerator yes yep this refrigerator stainless steel but it said refrigerator 17 times in 33 i bet we get him to say it more did you download the app this no it's not a smart one no app i got the app for the washer and dryer the app for the water heater but not for the refrigerator okay i kind of think that's a good move to go no smart one that's what i'm thinking just keep it cool the moment you screw

[30:00]that up or the moment you you spend a bunch of time trying to figure out all you're going to care about is i just want my food did you see right that's right that's what my gallons and gallons of milk do you see what samsung is doing now with their fridges if you have a smart fridge it's going to show you ads whether there's nothing you can do what if your fridge is just you know happens to be advertising grannies in your area oh my god it would be the worst there's no comment from that fridge there's no time to pop these to viagra okay just gotta go to the fridge real quick ding dong

[30:34]mother-in-law my in-laws are here and i'm looking for grannies hot grannies in my area i just want to say that now my new refrigerator i don't even know what dtf means the door is magnetic so send me all of your magnet magnet uh recommendations i'm so excited i got i got it's a whole new world i can finally put magnets back on my refrigerator that's a big deal we have a fridge that does not have magnetism on the front and it sucks nuts it's

[31:01]a super fucking bummer i yeah i don't know if charles xavier is making all these fridges and no magnets or what's going on but we need a fridge that doesn't have magnets on the front magnets where am i going to put the shit the pictures instead the pictures are on the side listen i'm on a picture on the side of my parents fridge it's an insult to be on the side if you're on the side of the fridge you're there with the comic that they've had for the last 30 years you were there with a pizza gift certificate that's 17 years old they haven't used you want a 1992 mr pizza cutout coupon it's like the picture of the cousin that like they put up there because

[31:35]they're worried like that cousin's picture is probably up nowhere right you got the magnet from the dentist that's just trying to sell you something real estate guy from two houses ago god that's exactly what's up in the cabin the picture of the real estate guy and suzanne and i at uh margaritaville in the mall of america yeah okay so send me all your good magnets yeah i'm excited how's it rolling going with matt uh good i'll keep it kind of short

[32:01]um the oakland ballers when do we talk about the oakland ballers when they did i forgot to mention they did they were they won and i was there you know i went and looked i was there like some of like the news stories because i was trying to find you to see if you were on any of the news stories because you said you're kind of sitting front row you weren't but i mean there was some there was some good news story it looked like it was fun it was super fun heck of a yeah it was really fun you know the best part let's just recap this is the minor league game matt's rolling going but this is the minor league game that that aaron bought tickets to listen can i just say this

[32:33]we had a day this week where we got 50,000 tickets and we got 50,000 tickets and we got 50,000 tickets in brazil now they downloaded five of every episode so there are five people going insane in brazil right now so just in case they haven't listened to the last episode the ballers are a minor league baseball team that you pre-bought game like five tickets on just five they were down they were down two games to zero yeah they were down two games to zero and i bought game five and

[33:04]they were expensive okay they were down two games to zero and i bought game five and they were it's been bleeped out it's been erased from everybody's memory okay they were you know what they weren't bad aaron i didn't think two hundred dollars was too bad okay i only bought one yeah so tell us so how how was can i get one real how was the ballers playoff baseball game it was fabulous it was such a great night i got down there uh and it was it was really cool uh anna had been on a ladies weekend the whole weekend she got home at about 5 p.m on sunday at the kids

[33:33]yep i know yep i was there with the kids she got home 5 p.m sunday i had down to the park at 5 30 stopped at the market across the street for a beer went to the game uh the ballers went up 40 nothing early and then it got a little bit tight and i'm so bored and i'm so sorry when you're drinking a beer at the market what does that look like like are you sorry in the market and then walking no it's sorry it's it's actually like a no it's like a it's like a bougie place where there's like you know it's like a like an

[34:07]a corner market it would be more fun if i was oh you're not pulling a can out of a yeah sorry it would have been more fun if i was like bringing a paper bag i've done that on the way to a i did that on the way to a's games like i'd stop in fruitvale and get off bart and then drink a beer and i tell you for the taco truck to open where is that at where's it's fruitvale is the uh it's the bart stop between lake merit station well yeah lake merit station and the coliseum station

[34:30]can i say aaron when i was in oakland the tacos i tried to ride the bart but instead some guy caught me instead of me getting on the train i couldn't get on because some guy grabbed me and i got on this on the steve bartman i got it was oh steve bartman i'm i'm gonna let man i was like what are you listening to in the walk man does he make sense but i'll say the two great things that happened where the ballers won eight to one don't have a cow man and they did a little trophy presentation at the end the players all ran out we all stayed for all that and then the

[35:07]team came and parked right outside the left field fence and started spraying water onto the field and they were trying to do this they were trying to do interviews on the field that all the players saw that the water was and they just ran to the left field wall and the fire department was showering water and they were sliding around the mayor was there yeah barbara lee was there yeah they were drinking hennessy out of the out of the trophy like the trophy was a cup and they were drinking hennessy out of it it was fantastic a lot of this sounds like the eight-year-old team

[35:33]that you coached you know what i mean like people are spraying hoses the players were right in the over like it sounds very very simple yeah yeah thank you matt for asking i forgot to provide the update yeah i think i saw the owner of the ballers is maybe on some like microsoft commercial or something now like oh really i don't know you'll have to look for it yeah okay they're they're they're they're techie guys you know they went to they went to the prep so that's what made me think about it but so the only thing to bring up bart man kind of a good transition rob thank you

[36:01]yes thank you um what i what i had in my notes was that i learned today which was a couple weeks ago do you guys know that matt groaning hey can i just say do you think i owned a bart simpson as a jamaican guy with dreadlock shirt yes or no yes yes yes the answer is no but that is shocking i know it's like a guy that would have it i did have the dreadlocks hat just to let you know just in case you're right it was fine at the time i'm just gonna say that fine

[36:30]it's fine fine again now actually you can do it now it's fine creator of the simpsons was born to groaning knee wiggum no way his two siblings were called maggie and lisa what nice did you know this i didn't know that i had no idea you're gonna read this reddit page you go a little bit further and further you know he grew up in i guess he grew up in portland oregon and some of the streets that he was in his like a little neighborhood was flanders lovejoy montgomery burnside and quimby street and stuff like this so he basically just named everything after but homer and marge were

[37:03]his mom and dad and then he had uh he had two sisters lisa and maggie was man that's cool was there any crazy show that was as fun to watch each week as the simpsons and then as disappointing if you got the early seasons where there's they were like oh you know who's funny is bart it's like no bart's not funny we want homer yeah you know i mean like homer turned into the main character boy i want a chocolate milkshake like when homer's talking like that i'm like i'm not watching this shit okay i'm watching

[37:32]seasons two through seven or whatever were you guys big simpsons guys or what it was not i really wasn't either yeah yeah try to and then i really i really i've heard such good things about like beavis and butthead now that they're just hilarious oh really i just i can't i never think to put them on when i'm just at late at night or something like that i know i know nobody watched if i did send that clip to the text chain of beavis and butthead looking at ai and they're like this is gonna take your job and they're like yeah yeah job suck ai rules i was like yes

[38:01]it's probably because you sent it on no i actually did a screen i actually did a screen record and i did because i knew nobody would look at a tic tac oh i didn't realize that i'll go back and watch it sorry rob oh that's okay i think i watched one you said something like this is my wasn't there one about this is my my day-to-day yeah i think yeah it was the beavis but well i don't i'm not saying tons of beavis and butthead material i've only said like one video but i will say if you're getting texts from me at like 8 30 there's a chance that i'm feeling like i am now because i will tell you i have down the drink is gone so just let everybody know sorry matt go

[38:33]ahead what's your what's your pr for milligrams in a day do you think you're about to find out yeah i would say about 100 i once i was visiting my sister once and had a 40 or a 50 drink oh no and i got super i got super messed up for that i just remember that oh god this is you famously yeah you famously gave russell and i something out in vegas one time we thought it was like a 10 milligram something and then all of a sudden you're like oh and you

[39:00]pulled out you pulled one of them out of your pocket and it was all covered in lint one o'clock and i don't know what that one is we shouldn't be admitting this russell and i shouldn't be admitting this on this no but whatever it was it was like a 25 milligram whatever it was and i couldn't grab my poker checks and that's when i was like i turned to russell and we were playing blackjack i'm like russell what the hell then you're like oh yeah maybe that's the 25s i don't know and russell we russell we had to call one time to he had to call to get him out of the yeah

[39:33]thanks rob i'm not gonna say who but we had guests out to new york city and i gave them an edible before we went on the uh little boat ferry ride that goes around the statue of liberty and by the time we got to the statue of liberty the person was looking at it and crying and saying oh this is just oh it's just so beautiful i was like oh boy this is great so that was it i just i thought that was a fun fact everybody should know that matt groening actually had all that those ties so russell rolling going how's it going with you uh rolling

[40:04]going we're gonna do two quick things we're gonna do two quick things we're gonna do two quick things actually we've got time it's a single episode tonight right oh of course we got lots of time oh we got nothing but time i am gonna play 16 minutes of a song that sounds like you're in outer space later but that's don't worry about that yeah it sounds fun rob can you pull up as i roved out by the mary wallopers as i what robed out or rove roved out well who are you me pretty firm head and who are you honey this whips ass

[40:32]wait for it to get going is this good but this is on the new i don't know if you guys have started watching the house of guinness on netflix what not yet what's the house of guinness i need your life so bad god damn so but i figured i think it's the same guy who did peaky blinders which i know is a matt favorite it's an upstairs roommate favorite and this this show felt like you know is based in ireland you

[41:06]know but they incorporate a lot of like current music in the show and so i would recommend if you're kind of like an irish music person is it about irish gangsters i've been to ireland twice i knew you were going to the bars and watching people do this stuff live is unbelievable it's just it's the best i told you what i did when we did that man and i think actually maybe on your advice we went to see the live music in the bar and when we were there i bought every all the

[41:34]musicians a drink the guy said oh it's on him and they're all like hey and they went crazy and they loved me and i was like yes i will buy your love i am not you're the guy you're the guy so and then you tip the bartender nothing right no that's i mean it's his job russell you know what and actually you don't tip and you don't tip in europe that's the thing and i bid it on the text chain uh just our little one that i started watching the charlie sheen documentary oh yeah and you are spot on it's

[42:04]i gotta watch it it's great it's unbelievable yeah you have to watch it when you got time it's he's he's way better than i thought he'd be and you know he's good so it was that was the first part of my rolling going was uh if you're into irish music or kind of the old watching an irish show go check out the house and get this on netflix we're a few episodes in and a little slow at the beginning but it's starting to kick in the other thing i'm gonna give you one more thing that's the to start watching you're an hbo person there's a new show called task oh i'm

[42:34]on it i'm on it matt i'm on it that is unbelievable and they had uh my favorite pearl jam song in the second episode and they had one note it was just a strum the long road and it just went it was like went from six to midnight all of a sudden that's the long road thing guess who came in right when that happened the in-laws who the in-laws i've got a rock hard erection and the in-laws are here

[43:04]don't do it man i'm going deep dives on all these shows are doing phenomenal jobs of pulling great music and so i'm all for this for this uh down this avenue here with you all right the next thing i want to do with rolling going is i wanted to go back in history to about the years we became friends college years i found it back to the 1900s oh my god this was a letter i wrote in 1999

[43:31]to my grandma wow and all right we were doing some cleaning at my mom's house and i found this in one of like the envelopes and my grant my it must have been taken from my grandparents house to my mom's house and when i was going through i didn't keep a lot of this stuff but this was one letter i had to keep this was up on the side of her fridge russell it probably was and it's still in good shape but it mentions one of you guys for sure it kind of indirectly mentions another one how's your how's your hand no way it's actually beautiful handwriting if you can see this i don't know if you can see it

[44:04]oh yeah it's very nice scripture russell yeah you could do my wedding invitations for the next one so i thought what i could do is read you guys read you guys a few sentences um and then get quick thoughts and then i'll do the whole letter but you'll do quick thoughts after every few sentences fair enough born no it's got a lot of stone no disrespectful hey russell let's hear about this letter to your grandma man we're not talking about that we're talking about the letter to his grandma all right i'll give you a few sentences i'll let you guys jump in dear grandma

[44:33]my first couple weeks of school have gone really well i like my classes a lot more than last year i'm taking economics political science spanish and biology i really like my door room it's pretty big even for four guys this is the world we're in yeah sophomore year yeah sophomore year and i will say my first so this is this is clearly sophomore year because my literal first memory of russell i know i met him before this but the first memory i have was russell walking up the stairs and killed

[45:04]him and him saying how do you spell joke russell's classes they suck so obviously sophomore year was an improvement go it was an improvement it says i've been studying hard and relaxing by playing some video games and hanging out with friends on campus so we definitely played some video games sounds about right this is so fun russell it also says i've also been going to a lot of sporting events i've seen a lot of football games and i'm going to the

[45:30]augsburg road game this weekend that was fun that was fun that was fun that was fun that was fun that was an all-time fun game i was lost you remember that rob remember what that is famous for in our friend group it's joe's first start that is joe's joe from woodbury's can i start can i tell you he's saying i have zero recollection from playing college football i do not remember anything i don't remember any games i don't remember i remember like one moment ever i have the worst memory and i talked to some of these guys they're like well you remember like that happened this i'm like no don't remember any of this so who i mean who we're all looking for the guy to blame

[46:04]for my memory loss i can distinctly remember steve catching a ball that's we gotta bleep that oh yeah hold on okay i can i can distinctly remember steve that's steve that's my bad i can distinctly remember steve that's steve catching a ball in the end zone at st john's to win the game when you guys beat st john's that

[46:30]was that was one very distinct memory i've got so if i remember correct this augsburg game i believe was also our friend joe from east st paul being the kicker and the punter in the same or the quarterback and the punter in the same game that's right yeah yeah they'll never know if we're punting hint we were always punting pretty much all the time ray guy out there whatever his name is right i mean no moral victories but that was that was fun man he played great another thought this letter i felt the need to share with my grandma i'm also a fan of the girls soccer team here at st. alexa

[47:04]oh my little russell is getting so horny come over here russell's getting horny look at he's going to girls soccer games finally not just talking about video games in the football game there's a lot of people hold on i think we should just preface it there's a lot of people that listen to this podcast whose wives played on that same hole of soccer team oh wow you gotta be careful horny for wives getting horny for our wives gross so here's so no there are no paragraphs in this letter

[47:34]he's getting horny for you i don't know no my transition from the girls soccer team is grandma those mints you gave us were a big hit with me and my friends that came to the dorm room the whole bag of mints was gone in about a week so aaron and i went into town and got more mints this is what we did in college aaron and i went to town to get mints yep wow that's that was a remarkable time in our lives oh my god

[48:03]oh my god wouldn't it be great if i could deliver mints or get mints whenever i wanted by clicking a button online i should develop a company online oh can't do it sorry gotta go speaking of online stuff this will kill you guys a bunch of us guys got together and picked some fantasy football teams oh and the internet keeps track of the stats i love it grandma's are eating up that shit you're talking about the internet i mean this is like

[48:34]yahoo right right at the beginning right yeah this is it this is probably this is probably pile of shit one yeah the original pile of shit well i'll let you guys decide i know robert i love to talk fantasy but i had to give you pile of shit one that's my kid call me pile of shit too please it says right now i'm in first place some of my players are steve young jerome bennis curtis enos antonio freeman dwayne rudd we must have been picking defensive players at the time yeah

[49:01]honey he's picking dwayne rudd for the first time in a while i'm gonna pick dwayne rudd for the first i'm worried about him the internet is keeping track of the stats that's so good i remember i remember you guys did a defensive draft because somebody drafted john lynch and they like won the league by like a million that might have been me actually here's my next pivot here's where i'm actually asking about someone else i'm thinking about someone other myself my question is did you watch the u.s open a few weeks ago wow some people in the lounge were watching it but i didn't really see that much like why would i decide to ask about the u.s open

[49:33]to my grandma and i didn't watch it you're just trying to fill out you're trying to get to two pages i'm trying to get to the end of the page man you're right yeah do not measure the margins grandma and this font is normal font okay it's not that font that's so much bigger here's a here's a here's how i end the letter outside of our window we have a little yard and a forest about 20 feet away there is a woodchuck that comes out of the woods and sits in our yard we call him barrington more well i guess i better go study love russ

[50:03]come over here russell's getting russell's getting very drunk and high in college he's getting very high he's named a woodchuck i'm worried about russell you guys had a woodchuck and what was the woodchuck's name we called it barrington more but i know there are other people that called him dick nuts no no they called the they called the the possum dick outside of outside of john john from edina's dorm they had he caught an actual possum this i just say everybody in new york

[50:32]thinks this is what it is it's like living in minnesota can i just say that right now everybody who i say i'm from minnesota they're like oh so you've like had a friend who got a possum and i'm like well yeah yep yeah you have i says oh used to spit in a big cheese ball bucket don't get me started about my favorite story so that was my my letter to my grandma i figured i had to share that with you guys there was a reference to aaron and i going to town to get mints and mints uh a reference to go see the football game so i figured you guys would appreciate that russell outstanding good

[51:03]all-time letter to the grandma i can't wait to see more we're only going rob how's it going with you there is a website called i was poisoned.com and we're going to take a little trip to i was poisoned.com and i'm just going to warn you guys i have been laughing out loud i almost did not prep this episode because i was going deep this is a site where you report if you got food poisoning so russell i'm just going to warn you there's a lot of what you don't like no but

[51:33]i have pulled some places just to give you an idea of what is that i want this is a public service announcement can you search by state you can search by everything man you can search by going on minnesota you can look up minnesota man i have curated okay listen okay you just want to want to walk around giverny looking at his paintings uh-uh i've curated them in the musee de la roche and that is a deep cut for all your matisse heads out there now wait a minute i

[52:03]think this is the most important thing i've ever done in my life i've ever done in my life i've drink was the limitless drink i'm fucking smart now yes okay so i just said that now i'm going to go right to transition to this which is tough for me saying i'm smart now to this next what i'm about to read please forgive me noodles and company so this is somebody who got finally ill at a noodles and company approximately 20 minutes after eating her pad thai connecticut yeah after 20 minutes of eating pad thai this is our carefully curated list pad thai from russell this is why you won't i won't

[52:33]eat noodles company anymore after eating pad thai with shrimp my wife got finally sick with diarrhea so severe she nearly passed out multiple times and was sobbing from the pain i've never seen her so sick symptoms diarrhea stomach pain fever cramps chills headache and you're gonna see some wild spellings of diarrhea on the site i'm just gonna tell you right now you're gonna see that we're coming from you a lot they must be wild thanks all right next one i looked up oh shit this is

[53:03]okay did you live in connecticut is that you no no no no this i was just looking at noodles company russell i'm looking up show adjacent places so this is somebody who bought girl scout cookies in oakland now to me buying girl scout cookies how close is this to you aaron how close that's right where i was tonight yeah mountain boulevard is right where russ that's like did you buy any girl scout cookies actually you see daughter thai kitchen on the map that's where i had dinner from two nights ago it's right around the corner you could look it up on i was poison.com see what it's

[53:33]says i ate a girl scout cookie for about a month and i'm still having diarrhea okay so i don't know what's going on girl scout cookies i thought it was an herb i took but i have stopped taking it for three weeks now and i still ate the cookies and i couldn't figure out why i have stomach pain and cramps and chills it was from eating girl scout cookies sold in front of mountain mics yeah i walked right by them on mics tonight so this is somebody who cramps chills and stomach pain which girl scout cookie is causing that come on right coconut

[54:03]ones definitely definitely the coconut you're right it is the coconut one how would you know you ate nothing else that day like oh the only thing i ate that day was girl guys guys hold on rob rob take your headphones off he won't be able to put a back guide don't have him do that guys guys rob is beyond this is gonna be we gotta just make sure we're all recording keep this i really want to go to bed this is gonna be worth it okay he can't stop look at he can't stop giggling

[54:33]let's do another one we've done we've done oakland we gotta do another one okay okay for this one i searched minneapolis general mills okay so this is fucked i'll tell you from the beginning i bought a box excuse me it's minneapolis i was poison.com okay i went deep on this i was hours i bought a box of the apple strawberry cheerios today so first of all i just

[55:00]want to tell you if you look at the box all these people will take a picture of like the receipt to the restaurant or here in this case is the box of cereal to prove this is apple strawberry you gotta be shit me get out of here well what are we doing it's that funny you would say that because that's exactly what's about to happen i ate a bowl of the cereal it was the first and only thing i consumed and now you're gonna hear something really sad i ate it dry because i didn't realize i'd run out of milk oh my gosh bro pour some water we cannot be eating

[55:33]cheerio veggie blend apple strawberries dry dry no we're free who is gonna raw dog a box of something else in your house you can eat the old veggie blend rob you walk into the wife is raw dog you get cheerios veggie blend what do you do this is so 46 year old guy who just got divorce coded you know what i mean like this is just this guy is not having a good time he's he's posting to i was poison.com i was feeling queasy and the nausea got worse

[56:02]i was feeling queasy and the nausea got worse i was feeling queasy and the nausea got worse i broke out in a cold sweat but i was also feeling overly warm in the moment i ended up vomiting twice and also having diarrhea multiple times after intense stomach pain cramps it's been a couple hours and i feel better but these cheerios are absolutely going in the trash symptoms nausea diarrhea vomiting stomach pain cramps people people just need right they just they need somebody to listen to what they have to say i can't believe these apple cherry cheerios veggie blends made me so

[56:33]i think they were expired if you go back to that one rob they put the expiration date and it might no no they were not expired they bought them in may of 25 they were expired in august 25 how long is a box of veggie blend cheerios good also that's not an expiration date that's a best buy date those are not expiration dates those are just recommendations yes sarah always sarah always reminds me of that i can't eat this all right worry next i thought what's a minnesota based restaurant that would definitely make you sick fuck i forgot to look up pizza ranch shit i

[57:03]was gonna do that one i taco john's screwed up my order and forgot man and kansas you guys are so obsessed with where it is it's so crazy that's gotta be part of the bit screwed up screwed up my order and forgot the other half glad they forgot part of it or my diarrhea would have been even worse burn this place down with all the employees locked inside hasn't laughed that hard a long time symptoms diarrhea this guy did not have chills

[57:33]he's reading this site being like thank god i didn't have chills i love how people need to put hashtags on there too it's like hashtag taco john's hashtags leavenworth like it's got this like you're hashtagging the street oh they're in the head but they went to eat at leavenworth so that that's someone who's going to visit someone in prison that was based in manhattan kansas they just want the dude just won a an emmy yeah yeah it's a good show um somebody somewhere right yeah great show yeah unbelievable show yeah oh my

[58:03]god really russell what goes better than visiting your jailed brother and some potato olays you know what i mean you get a pound of the potato olays right burrito you're visiting your brother who got put in there for tax evasion god what a day i mean you're familiar all i want is a six pound he didn't do it he didn't do he didn't do everything in pencil he gotta do in pencil you always got to be able to erase to be fair you've got to be pretty sick says anyways you've got to get pretty sick from some food poisoning to go to i've been poisoned.com

[58:33]uh no i was poisoned.com i've been poisoned.com i'll never go to i'm not a fan of theirs now old country buffet five of us ate at the old buff on about 1 30 p.m so first of all 1 30 p.m that's a depressing time to be the old country buffet on a sunday yeah

[59:03]you're obviously eating stuff that's been sneezed on and sitting out at dangerous temperatures i cannot eat at buffets anymore because i've eaten at too many of these and then oh yeah that's like you know what i don't even think i'm gonna bob for apples after this year there's these germs going around i don't know three of us good food poisoning i think she means god my two sisters have severed vomiting and diarrhea on their flight home to chicago

[59:31]on their flight home could you imagine that on a flight from arizona on a flight i mean you'd have to just shit your pants hey can i have the aisle i really need listen have you ever eaten an old country buffet okay i this guy had his head under the sneeze guard and i still grabbed the salad that's on me hey here's a tip for people if you've got a flight within a week don't go to the old country buffet

[60:02]you don't go to the old country buffet you don't go to the old country buffet you don't need to go there hey i'm just gonna i'm gonna fly i need some of the light that's gonna go the old country buffet real quick oh the plates are so warm oh i love how warm the plates are there's nothing i love like putting food on a warm plate to make me think i'm eating that somewhere between 40 and 140 degrees that's what i'd love just keep it between 40 and 140 that's all i'm trying if you could keep reading i wonder why they got read what read what they were eating this will tell you why they got this i i just want to live in this site i want to be tron and go into

[60:33]this site i want to be tron and go into this site i want to be tron and go into this site i think it was the tilapia because my wife was free from a vomiting and she did not eat the tilapia what will you do to prevent recurrence we will never eat there again they tagged the whole united states you're in the united states so it's going to come up okay next one we're almost halfway through

[61:03]okay now you might think this won't be bad i'm not picturing this me searching hashtag port-a-potty russell that's what i gotta search on i was poison.com hashtag port-a-potty user john from edina hashtag meat destroyed port-a-potty blamed it on somebody else as i walked out hashtag famous dave's anderson illinois again hashtag united states hashtag broccoli no spoilers

[61:31]no spoilers hashtag chicken and meat no wonder like how much chicken you eat hashtag broccoli is a spoiler russell please add the two meat platter ribs and fried chicken and first of all that's a wild order the ribs and the fried chicken bro if your cardiologist saw you doing that he would just turn the wheel you know what i mean he'd be like going to drive into this bridge who cares anymore

[62:00]we're brock and the sides were broccoli and corn oh that's a bad decision ate the broccoli and wasn't feeling well so stopped thinking it was just me my wife was fine now here's where we go off the rails russell but here's where i can also relate really hard aaron do not be drinking during this as we're driving home i attempted to eat the leftovers since i was really hungry oh no she then experienced pain in her stomach and needed to get to the washroom immediately when we got home i was vomiting all the broccoli up and she was on the toilet for hours so just picture how that's working they're both

[62:33]going for that low bathroom i gotta get in there no i'm sitting down i mean if you if there's a head-on collision in there that's a marriage under no doubt like your marriage cannot come back from that i don't care how many baggers are coming and how many in-laws are walking in your marriage you definitely have to upgrade to the two bathroom condo after that don't you rob oh for sure the following early morning around 3 a.m i got stomach pains and went into a chilled cold sweat i proceed to vomit the rest of the meal out for the rest of the day my body won't even accept water

[63:03]symptoms stomach pain fever cramps chills and ink vomiting hashtag broccoli all right do you imagine being so bad at the country for that like hashtag united states hashtag big broccoli he's like god damn it we gotta get this hashtag broccoli off the site to be fair i think the broccoli is a bad move if you're gonna if you're gonna be going with

[63:30]that type of stuff you can't throw a bunch of broccoli well it's a class of that guy move russell you go the ribs and then the uh and then the fried chicken and then they're like i'll actually have broccoli for a side thank you i'm healthy i'll have uh corn and uh broccoli you probably didn't expect that because i'm a huge fat slob and suspenders but i want the broccoli by the way last time we were here my wife got diarrhea for days couldn't even keep down water hashtag united states

[64:03]imagine if you went to the old country buffet and then you had like a cross-country flight with a stomach problem like what would you pay if you load it up like i mean that's a loaded that's a whole load that's like a i think i would pay i would pay like seventy seven hundred dollars to get off that flight immediately what's the minimum amount of calories you could eat a country buffet i would say ten thousand there's no way i could go to an old country buffet and

[64:33]not just go to a country buffet and not just go to a country buffet and not just go to a country buffet on the i'd be getting the roast beef just tilapia left and right you got any more uh tilapia in the back there i can see you're out of the tilapia is there any more tilapia okay russell russell you're in the middle seat and i'm on the aisle oh hey sorry man oh hashtags stomach pains you'd be so nervous if you sit next to a guy going oh hashtag chills

[65:03]did i see you on the prison tour if you eat something and get chills that's so bad that's so bad like oh ice cream headache you think that's bad uh try eating some broccoli and immediately getting cold you're cold as fuck that's not good oh a little slime in the back of my throat i know what's coming hashtag poison oh i've got 10 more subway oh las vegas vegas

[65:33]subway in vegas oh here's this the first five words are going to shock you oh god had bad tuna sandwich who's getting tuna in the subway who had bad tuna sandwich within hours had to have ambulance take me to er spent night there as sick as i could be thought i was better drove to denver oh begin uncontrollable vomiting and diarrhea so this guy drove from vegas to denver and then he got there he's like oh i could should have done that how far is let's

[66:03]too far driving it's gotta be 12 hours right two to fish from subway denver how long oh the ultimate las vegas to denver road trip itinerary we're not doing this i cannot sidetrack rob go back rob what don't get don't get sidetracked on this safe search off oh wait i got sidetracked hey you know what guys this is you know how sick this is i'm actually looking at a map on the

[66:32]podcast this is fucked i've been tricked this is just like when i took those viagra you gotta head north you gotta head northeast you go up through utah not quite salt lake but i would imagine going through like the mountains and stuff like there's not a lot of bathroom stuff hey russell on the way hey i'm gonna russell i'm gonna drive you to a denver but real quick before we go i just gotta stop and i'm gonna get one thing what do you want i'm gonna get some subway what do you want i need i need a tuna

[67:02]fish sandwich all of it i need a tuna fish sandwich all of it i need a tuna fish sandwich that's what i was gonna get that's a great idea yeah you know what i really want from something from a subway anything where they have to use an ice cream scoop to put it on the bread if they use an ice cream scoop to fill it up i'll be anything from subway where you're like no don't put any sauce on there like what sauce are you getting the sauce is already mixed in it's already in there it's already sauced okay only hashtag subway las vegas united states yeah hashtag united states hashtag tuna hashtag tuna that's a bummer

[67:33]who are the who are the eight people that liked it if you go back and look there are people that like that go back there are eight hearts underneath it who's liking that one of them is rob russell you can click on the usernames you can see all their posts who's leaving their username on this so you can click and see like pile of shit too it's like sick at subway tuna sandwich sick at subway tuna sandwich sick it's like this guy fucking loves these tuna sandwiches old country buffet give us

[68:00]two more rob well that's all i've got is two more oh let's hear it then quick trip to rivers wisconsin after work on one six 2025 i went to quick trip and bought their chicken and gravy bowl oh no i'm gonna let you guys guess you think this went well or did it go badly and i want to remind you i was on i was poisoned.com and we're looking up the quick trip let's also guess what this person was doing on january 6 2025 what was the what kind of reunion were they attending and then going to a chicken and gravy spot

[68:33]after i was there to just have a little party with profiling all wisconsin with my january 6 buds aaron i'm gonna assume that this man is a professional toilet tester if he is behind the chicken and gravy at quick trip he's gotta be like well i've got a long day at work i got my thermos full of cold coffee and i'm getting some quick trip chicken and gravy they've been flushing golf balls but wait till he's to get a load of meat you know what i mean and that's a joke for all my people out there who have bought toilets you're not gonna get that joke unless you've

[69:03]purchased a toilet in your life this drink is the limitless drug i swear to god next week 200 milligrams double in that we're going bigger god my in-laws are here right when i said that no they're not keep going after 20 minutes or so after eating it 20 minutes or so i had a stomach ache didn't think much about it that's bad as i was trying to sleep for work the next day the pain was getting worse started to feel chills

[69:33]and pains so this is now the next day so you have that chicken gravy bowl the next day you wake up you go oh i don't still don't feel good you gotta know things are bad i went to the bathroom and couldn't even make it to the toilet no threw up roughly five square feet of the chicken and gravy bowl so where are we talking man your math major five squared how many feet what do we got per side there that's about 36 what are you fucking lying to us about your math major yes i'm lying to you

[70:03]it's part of the bit yeah and then somebody calls in and they say uh you know magic mike 69 calls in and says your guy's math is off you know how to get more listeners do you know how to speech portuguese because we are huge in brazil right now uh i went to the oh i zoomed in guys this is like working on a computer with your mom i can't get the last slide very dissatisfied

[70:33]we'll never be ordering quick trip food again well no shit symptoms nausea diarrhea vomiting stomach pain fever chills and that's the longest one i think okay last one can't remember what this is uh this is on a walmart in miami oh no this is a this is a target this is what happened when i searched hashtag target i'm gonna have to bleep that okay hashtag my 85 year old mom and i had these food during the past two days okay so right away painting a very depressing picture of what

[71:02]this guy is a mom over the last two days how do you know it's a guy nathan's hot dogs haagen-dazs mint chip and rocky road ice cream organic red seedless grapes from target and california pizza kitchen barbecued pizza that's what they had what is going on in these people's lives where that's what they're consuming over two days fucking pizza haagen-dazs and then be like hey and then you know what russell in a classic broccoli don't throw some grapes better throw some grapes

[71:32]seedless hey hey are those uh are those grapes organic are those organic grapes russell now you might be wondering what symptoms did this 85 year old mother have well you're about to find out early this evening she had fever chills stomach cramp severe diarrhea but fared better than i did at age 59 it's the 85 year old woman about six hours later i had three bouts of diarrhea three

[72:00]bouts not one this fight is going three rounds yep you're in the corner fall oh first round of diarrhea you get the corner he's put the sponge on your face put the ice on you oh just stay relaxed out there keep my rage okay i got it i got it he's getting mad he's giving me a real corner at 85 years old rocky road granny granny three bouts of diarrhea stomach cramps nausea fever chills and sweats

[72:30]so bad i was soaked from head to toe three times and then he lists everything nathan hot dogs california pizza kitchen from walmart now they're saying it's from walmart haagen-dazs ice cream from public so get this nathan hot dogs and pizza kitchen from walmart haagen-dazs ice cream from public's red seedless grapes from target target organic seedless grapes from three stores like that in one day so they're not only eating this fucked shit they're going to four separate stores to buy their food this is so fuck what is they can't so this is something that's going to be

[73:00]awesome guy and his mom and all they're doing is just going to different stores i like the grapes of public's they're having a republic i like the pizza kitchen boxes at the target hashtag pizza hashtag barbecue hashtag hot dog like you gotta you gotta kit roast all pizza and hot dogs for that right every hot dog on organic grapes catch strays for where you ate your hot dog yeah right there and it's bullshit my favorite is hashtag north miami beach it's like hey i'm gonna i gotta go on vacation i'm gonna search hashtag north miami oh shit

[73:30]comes up last thing did i tell you guys what i got on my hot dog at the ballers watch party at the kingfish i hope it doesn't give you chills we'll be find out if we read this website in a few days at the hot dog the hot dog mayor was there slinging hot dogs i got ketchup mayonnaise here's doctor driving into that bridge hot peppers yes i like that sweet peppers

[74:00]stomach pains and sauerkraut all in one hot dog yes wow that's aaron can i just say that's a lot of shit hot dog it was good it was delicious we doing a big mouth opening there like what are we doing like yeah that's a lot of big mouth opening yeah and then one of the sauerkraut i don't even know how to screenshot on computer i'm not going to show you rob because then your in-laws are going to show up right when i have oh i hate it

[74:30]when that happens oh god do we laptops fully charged i'm taking two viagra all right let's go do we have to talk about is this really a music podcast this is the debut we can go quick this is the debut of pink floyd pink floyd plays a bunch of shows at a club called the ufo club in london okay first of all i would be there okay now aaron can you remember the ufo themed stripper bit we did only 50 episodes ago is this the over positive one no

[75:00]aaron don't say over positive you're taking the limitless drug aaron uh the the yeah the um oh the strip club was about the areola 51 oh yes i got it i got there unbelievable but you got that but i got a joke for the end i that would be the t-rex episode oh greatest hits the initial alien strip club bit was really funny surprisingly fun

[75:30]okay well come on now here's the thing okay is that sometimes you scroll away from your notes emi signs them then it's like i don't know what this band is because they realize like oh these guys are like just jam band there's like early jam band stuff so they give them a free reign to record any kind of album they want they don't say anything they are recording at abbey road next door to the beatles who are doing sergeant pepper so this album aaron and

[76:00]sergeant pepper are literally being produced at the same place at the same time i mean you're just just like can you imagine it really is like a sliding doors moment it's like hmm who should i go be with i don't know this this band over here that's doing this band or this band that's doing this i feel like these guys are in the who family tree like i feel like the british rock has the three family trees right the rolling stones the beatles and the who i feel like these guys are descendants of the who i think that's a i don't know maybe i'm wrong i didn't listen to the whole album so that's just where i'm at they say i think i think

[76:30]everything else i think from david gilmore on is in the who but i think this one's clearly in the beatles oh okay side of things okay you know personally like white album ish yeah yeah i see revolution number nine kind of bs i'll tell you what guys can see that another example of these weird fucking songs these british bands put on albums i cannot i cannot stress enough if we have an all british band they put on fucking weird shit every single time it's a small island there's not that much else going on take me to your vip room

[77:00]next up to the stage is bleep blorp that air dropped another filthy joke and then another about no more dangling no more dangling you're just making a joke about next up to the stage is spock the only emotion he feels is horny that's good makes another dirty joke about start your leaking oh why did you do so many notes on this episode russ i make so many dirty rex electric warrior oh i gotta admit though an alien themed strip

[77:30]club is a great idea for sure oh my god hey rob guys this is i heard of the tater tots at areola 51 funny i swear to god i just go over the tater tots they're out of this world saying areola 51 hashtag united states i've had the chills i ate some i have the chills listen talking about where are we i got three guys here listen emi all of a sudden they realize what they're making and they're like oh everybody's like oh this pink floyd they're making lsd music

[78:00]and it turns out the only guy actually taking drugs in the band is sid barrett the lead singer but emi comes out and goes literally quote the pink floyd does not know what people mean by psychedelic pop and are not trying to create hallucinary effects on their audiences can you think of a sentence that would make you want to buy an album more it'd be like this is not for you if you're high do not listen to this when you're high you'd be like i gotta i gotta listen to this album uh so sid barrett of course recorded this album is this is his last album

[78:30]he records half of the next one and then drops out of the band with basically like a mental health crisis is what we would probably refer to it as now so this album is all of either lengthy improvs because they were a jam band or they were uh life or these little songs that barrett had written and barrett has this weird british sense of humor of like let's talk about my mother nursery rhymes let's talk about it's just bizarre british shit again a lot of mother stuff yeah a lot

[79:00]of stuff going on a lot of people hold this up as like the standard for psychedelic rock in the uk goes all the way up to 131 in the us top 10 206 in the uk and finally a year and a half later they asked david gilmore to come and play guitar and sing on stage while sid barrett would just kind of wander around and eventually you get pink floyd that we know from what have we done we've done the wall what else did we do dark side of the moon dark side of the moon yeah wait have we done the wall we haven't done the wall have we we did the wall in vegas

[79:30]129 was the wall dark do you think we'll try to break my balls 264 264 so coming up we'll have uh wish you were here sorry wait we've got them again in 12 albums right come on guys this one can just this one can just go no we're not excuse me you guys are skipping parts you know what i would say i think this is rolling no no no no actually not this is the first song that would listen to weezer

[80:00]album than this one this reminder for this that i had to have in my head listening to it on the car right home tonight it's from 1967 yeah i know but so but so is you're totally right more things but there's got to be another who album something there's going to be something else after that this is astronomy domine and a lot of people point to this as a genre of rock called space rock

[80:30]now would you want to go to outer space if you had a chance right now perfectly safe rocket would you want to go aaron yes matt what do you say no russell what do you say no i'm scared i would say no too scary but getting sucked out of that vacuum aaron you've got the biggest nuts on the podcast can we can we talk can i can i i pulled up rob you do this pull up uh albums from 1967 so we can all see it man's bossing me around and now my in-laws are walking in i have a huge erection

[81:00]like the t-shirt i saw at the sci-hockey and it said don't bully me i'll come aaron wow it wasn't my t-shirt i saw it what do you want me to look albums from 1967 albums from 1967 albums oof from 1907 tall tall task tall order sergeant pepper uh the velvet underground are you experienced by uh the doors even israeli gears i see love on here magic

[81:30]mystery tour should be ranked higher than this buffalo springfield again yeah you're right man gotta look at some of this other stuff movie grape buffalo springfield for sure should be above this now who sell out the answer is no you would not go to space but you know what russell it did make me think what are some of the greatest space rock songs of all time let's say you're up late you've had 100 milligrams and you just want to

[82:00]listen to 15 minute songs this is ground control no major time i know i was confused too space rock is not songs about space it's songs where the music evokes space so i went on progrock.com forum and i went down to a guy named buy a lot of bottle and this is his top five list of space songs and

[82:30]i'm gonna start you're gonna hashtag him are you gonna hashtag him on the we're gonna hashtag him for sure hashtag i'll buy a lot of bottle echo waves by manuel glutschling the german guitarist russell this is space rock what do you think got a lot of space this is it's all him on guitar he did it over four months in the studio this is 1972 i think which is crazy 1877 i forgot about it

[83:00]1907 blank bat this is where it started to go downhill for me research wise this is a german and it's on it's on an album called inventions of the electric guitar i gotta show you this album cover inventions of electric oh no it's hard versions of electric guitar look at this album cover that's pretty good i mean it's

[83:30]he's in front of a gong that's how good it is this is one of his cool for guys to wear scarves that's great point russell what do you think you rocking a scarf ever uh no i don't really rock any sort of uh accessories tell you what i got a scarf i wear when it gets cold out i will put a scarf on sometimes with my wool jacket that that was more of like the i mean aerosmith type like that's not that's for decoration that's not for aaron you're wearing a

[84:00]scarf ever i tried for a while i tried to be a scarf guy yeah it's just it's cumbersome hey the only scarf i'm doing is some of this food over here i mean i don't look at a buffet i gotta eat up i got a big flight ahead of me there you go scarfing down this banana splits oh thursday it's a spacey song next up this is a band called ufo now have you ever heard of the band called ufo because i'll tell you what h1 says they're number 84 on the 100th greatest artists of hard rock i've never heard of them they had 20 of them

[84:30]23 albums they had 20 million they sold 20 million records well they've got a very famous a band called ufo i've never fucking heard of them who's the band that did the song um new kids on the block had a bunch of hits what's the name of that band aaron we don't have time we're doing a list about space rock they had you in the title is that lfo yes yes the lfo summer girls by l lfo summer girls by lfo that is a spacey song yeah look at these guys those are some frosty tips

[85:09]that's some ever crummy dudes when this song was on at the club i remember distinctly thinking i'm too old to be at the club i'm too everybody who's younger than me i can't go out with summer girls it was the summer i got old what is this guy doing holy god okay oh nipples low cut no i wasn't let's not talk about that because some kids are actually dressing in the fashions

[85:35]of the day nowadays i love this whole genre like dudes who listen to tribe but want to be jack johnson like i'm into it like i would listen to this anytime am i not going to hear the chorus the only part of the song we know well you're in control the soundboard plays much it's chinese food makes me sick was lfo and i was boys.com i like girls i was at the abercrombie fish at the mall stopped at panda express chicken chow mein

[86:07]didn't taste good this is a bad ate some more on the ride home you were right man this is a bad song this was great back in the day this is a bad song you're correct matt maybe watching the video woke up at 10 30 with diarrhea hashtag chills hashtag song hashtag fever hashtag summer girls i gotta figure out what this guy's doing lfo the funny thing is that you know the leads are from lfo has had hashtag chills hashtag

[86:34]diarrhea you know what i mean he's like oh i wrote summer girls and i got mad diarrhea right now this is crazy hold on hold on google lfo and then look at the pictures of lfo i'm doing a hashtag lfo and i was poisoned and they're on instagram right there look at look at those guys with the far left what's their next gig that's really sad that guy's wearing the undertaker american badass they're playing in the same shows as the voice of scrunge 2023 the heartbreaking tragedy surrounding

[87:03]pop group lfo oh no guys what was the band we talked about where's the voice of where they did saliva saliva these guys are playing the original voice of saliva these guys are opening for the original voice of saliva for sure all right what was i talking about oh they're in las vegas on october 3rd russell oh russell you're gonna be there uh i might i could extend davinport iowa rhythm city casino resort summer 18th we could gamble on sports and watch lmfao no

[87:35]russell first of all again this is not lmfao remember that was an uncle and a nephew and don't ever forget that because it's crazy when you realize that that uncle again just pick an uncle you have we burst onto the scene 1999 with smash hit summer girls followed summer girls another top 10 hit girl on tv girl on let's let's hear a girl on tv by even i can see where this is going off the rails

[88:00]you know who i think lfo should open for andrew wk i would decide to go on this in 20 party party party yeah and then rich wow i feel for the girl that's on tv oh it's not jennifer love hewitt about whom your body was a wonderland is also written right i think that's the guy that dad died from he literally looks like zoolander the guy in this video it's literally zoolander it's so crazy erin did you ever think

[88:32]your music career would take you like to this type of like to be in a band like this to these heights yeah um i mean i i definitely thought it would have been cool you know like when like there were all those boy bands right and i had hair you know and stuff like maybe but i never had abs you know what though erin you'd be bandana boy band guy you'd have a bandana for the reunion yeah when you're in the sphere it's bandana time i feel yeah i think i think by the time i got to st olaf like i had already passed my prime as far

[89:01]as that goes right like if i wasn't gonna hit when i was like 16 or 17 i wasn't gonna hit oh erin's erin's tryouts at the mall of america where he got rejected from american idol i don't think yeah it was never gonna be me i would have done it i mean don't like i come on this podcast and i shit on lots of music but like if i could have been in a boy band i absolutely would have like i can't front on you man erin can you imagine can you imagine white jeans do i own a ton just a whole floor full in my mansion i've got a ton of white jeans

[89:33]i saw my sister sent me a text that the uh the instinct was going to get back together but now the timberlake has lyme's disease yeah so they can't quote unquote yeah he got yeah he's the only one who doesn't need the money he's the only one who doesn't need the money he's the only one he's the only one who can't get himself to the shows because he can't drive yeah yeah he's gonna if we had a if we had a boy band we'd be called boy dan boy band did it better

[90:02]russell i've got a great idea for a podcast yes talk to me after the show it's a podcast about the best boy bands and yes yes that's the most enthused i've heard russell be about anything just a reminder by the way i've been talking about the band ufo which is not the bands that you have been talking about and this is the song star storm this is the episode number two this is the fourth best all for one

[90:30]this is the fourth best space song of all time according to some guy's list this guy sold 20 million records yes this is outer space 1971 all these songs are like the exact same years then next up russell for the first time ever we have a song on the list that's also on the album later oh no we've never done this one twice this is crazy the list came from the album

[91:02]252 episodes for this to happen a worm eating its own tail russell we've done it as a podcast we've gone so far that we've come out the other side and we're seeing ourselves can you imagine we have a jump right to rivets we go back hey are you guys recording uh uh episode zero don't release that one it sucks nobody wants you they're going to hear the that and then nobody will listen to your show don't release that one that's what i was sitting on my porch with just one earpod in that's what i was recording on crazy crazy go back i dare you

[91:35]to go listen to that episode no thanks pink floyd so i picked a live version everybody says this is the best version of interstellar overdrive it's a live 16 minute version from the film tonight and when i talked about the ufo club this is what a concert of theirs would have sounded like live this is pink floyd live in their psychedelic era yeah it's probably great if you're like at the show stoned right that's probably cool

[92:01]yeah man you had like a hundred milligrams california eric ocean city yeah probably i've not been to california okay aaron it's time to do my favorite bit with you okay guy hi guy at the job interview no you know you know i've had the job interview you're the boss here we go let me hear for it uh yeah i see in your on your resume that you have uh microsoft's word skills can you worry about that it's crazy because it like makes words it makes words but it's like called words

[92:34]oh microsoft words that's the next version hey i'm on microsoft words you're still working with microsoft word please bro that's like windows 3.11 that shit i gotta get close to the camera meanwhile this is playing in my headphones all right that was live by the way and then of course listen you're probably thinking isn't

[93:02]there some asherah temple on here you know there is hey this is amboss asherah temple hey remember the german guitarist we heard in the fifth song this is also him with a couple other guys the german guitarist is a big part of space rock this is considered a classic of the crop rock rock there's definitely some uh some gong on this pink floyd album russell does this make you think about outer space whatever they

[93:32]call that russell russell come in you're in outer space russell russell we're doing improv right now we're practicing russell you're in outer space how are things up there i i know the the password for areola 51 is hot dogs hot dogs i gotta go russell take me to your leader russell i listen i'd love to talk to you but i got this quick trip gravy bowl

[94:02]oh terrible idea and of course the number one ap room you might think oh it's the number one song hawkwind down goes the down through the night you know it this is the number one space song of all time this kicks ass guess who was in hawkwind uh ginger baker okay lemmy from motorhead oh shit dave rock listen to this shit this is a live album of space rock that got up to 179th best-selling album

[94:36]russell buy this album please hawkwind write it down put it in it this just feels like don't hear the reboot on fast right this whips oh yes and that of course are the best space songs of all time russell did you hear about the best space songs of all time russell did you hear about the best space songs of all time russell did you hear about the best space songs of all time russell did you hear about the best space songs of all time russell did you hear about the best space songs of all time russell did you hear about the best space songs of all time russell did you hear about the best space songs of all time russell did you hear about the best space songs of all time russell did you hear about the best space songs of all time what about the uh bar the uh five list where the aliens were on the keyboard

[95:00]space bar all right the guy on rob's computer kind of looks like the ultimate warrior if he wasn't jacked up on steroids and no face paint have we played any of the albums songs so we've played one gotta get this one we gotta land this this is we gotta get this one this is lucifer sam you know what i was gonna say this one this is the closest song to like a adam west batman song it is right it's robin let me tell you why you should buy bonds

[95:33]bat bonds from the government they're guaranteed and when it started this way i was like oh it's kind of like a cool brit poppy thing like it's like a pre psychedelic thing like i'll check it out yeah batman 66 to 68 right in that time period yeah this is matilda this is a song about putting him to bed the singer apparently sang a ton of songs about his mom put him to bed and i'll tell you one thing

[96:00]about putting kids to bed it sucks my kids fucking scammed the shit out of me both of them did i'd start with a little two minute thing next thing i know it's a 15 minute routine putting the blanket on them giving them the dolls they were like con artists and i was helpless there's nothing i could do sing them two songs started putting himself to bed last week eight years in and he's going to sleep on his own we did it we sleep trained him we did it yeah one graduation one night that's the

[96:30]definition of sleep training in his sleeping bag on the floor we got in there he was asleep on the floor in a sleeping bag and anna was like should we move him and put him in his bed i was like fuck no he's asleep like no no he can sleep on the floor anna that's that's rosie's wife's name you know i'm writing that down music for the batman theme song yeah for the 66 series yeah was performed by the wrecking crew no they're so good they're everywhere this is the wrecking crew

[97:00]because you got yes the music was performed by the wrecking crew with tommy tedesco on guitar carol k on bass and other studio musicians that dominated the music scene wow i'm telling you i would have been so fucking bored if i was around in the 40s and 50s i've been like this sucks nuts you're telling me that's a song to a hit tv show that's one of the top songs on the radio russell well good thing because this was from the 60s so you would you would have been

[97:34]i missed with the time machine who would have thought the song has been parodied multiple times one of the re-recordings was done by the who which is kind of right okay okay blaming me the song was originally called snowing by the way i'm just starting all these at the beginning i'm not picking through this shit what are you talking about well it's like go go ahead go to like the middle there's a little treat brian little treat this is kind of a great pop stuff

[98:10]we should play all of them we should play well here's the thing the first half of this album is actually a thousand times better than the second half okay if you think this was good so far that's great because after this it hits nuts big time okay we're just getting up just wait you think

[98:32]this is this this is the stubbing your shin on the trailer hitch of the album coming up soon the the main riff in the song space trucking by the english rock band based on the batman theme another space song trucking trucking space trucking by deep purple oh i thought trucking i was like that comes up purple trucking by the grateful dead what am i going purple's lead singer was jesus in uh jesus christ superstar for a little while deep purple's greatest hits is a

[99:04]awesome cd if you can find the deep purple's greatest hit cd you should buy it wow this looks this looks like it kicks ass look at this album cover this is the batman theme this rules awesome come on let's go space trucking yeah dude here we go matt one for you matt

[99:38]eddie vetter of pearl jam and his daughter harper recorded a version of the batman theme in 2016 which was regularly played on pearl jam serious radio better pearl eddie vetter and harper vetter i'll tell you what russell are you on the limitless drug can i ask you this