Dolly Parton: Coat Of Many Colors (1971)

[00:00]Oh, I'm going to hold on to that one, Aaron. Aaron's right, then I can play it when you make these hot takes that are always right. It's not a hot take, but it's right tonight. No, I know. I didn't mean to say it like that. I meant to say that you actually say smart things, and that came out sarcastically, and I can't help it. It's in the very fiber of my being. I listen to these old episodes, and when I talk to you, I'm like, hmm, I don't sound like I'm joking there. Like, in my head, I was like, oh, this is very funny, the way I talked to Aaron in these early episodes. It was not. So, again, apologies. Russell, start the timer. In 2020, four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums decided by Rolling Stone magazine.

[00:30]This resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music, excoriated the order, and led us to making this podcast. If we get through this really quick, 55 minutes, I think we can do a third. We promise to do almost no research. Oh, fuck yeah. Let's do it. Russell, do you know a lot about the slits? No. Oh, let's move it along. Let's move it along. All opinions are our own, unless you disagree. Please sit back and enjoy. Beck did it better. This is the first double we've done in a while, though. We've got to see. Look at these muscles. These muscles. We know what we're doing here. We are all the way up to album two.

[01:01]You've got to give it some mustard, Rob. 57. And we're on album two of the five all-female album run that Aaron is calling Ladies Night. And I'm going to put a lot of echo behind that, so it sounds very pretty. We've got Dolly Parton from 1971, The Coat of Many Colors. Okay, now that is very different than the album I made, Aaron, after I went horseback riding. Okay. The Chode of Many Colors. It's a different. It's like a little purple, a little.

[01:31]I thought for sure you were going to Ben Roethlisberger route with this. It's only one color. Gray-ish. And it's in a court document. Now, let's turn on the radio, okay? Let's turn on the radio. Let's see what's on right now on K-Rob. It's one of our favorite ones. And I've heard what they've been doing lately is playing songs. Songs that maybe aren't on the album, and that's actually fine sometimes. What's up, everybody?

[02:01]Welcome to K-Rob, K-R-O-B. And here at the radio station, we think bigger is always better. Oh, yeah. Rosie, Rosie, Rosie, Rosie. Aaron is a Bigfoot fetish man. We're back on this. Yep. Dozies, Dozies. Okay. Okay. Dozies. Whatever. He loves to see those things that help you stand. Okay.

[02:31]Clever. If you are sitting in a chair, he'll drop something and then he'll stare. Especially if your feet are size 13. Bigger the better, I guess. You might not know, but it's his new thing. He likes the feet when they're big. He texts us about this every week. Yeah, like my wife's feet in that picture. They're called Big Feet. Big Feet, Big Feet, Big Feet. Aaron loves them when they are muy grand.

[03:02]Rosie loves feet. Yes, he loves Big Feet. Aaron is a Bigfoot fetish man. Wow. When you want to hear about... You have a Bigfoot fetish? Now, does that... Have you ever gone to the wrong group for that, Aaron? Yeah. You've got to put the space in the right place. It's like the Oxford comma. I love these Big Feet. And they're like, yeah, they smell so bad. That's why we call them a skunk ape. And you're like, well, I guess some of them do smell like a skunk ape.

[03:32]But that's... Aaron, shit, we've got to delete that and mail this idea in an envelope to ourselves. This is the movie. A guy goes to a Bigfoot fetish club. And instead... The skunk ape? Did you hear that? It turns out it's the Bigfoot fetish club. Wait, is it a Bigfoot fetish? Like Big Feet fetish? Yeah, it's Bigfoot. Or is it like a Bigfoot fetish? Like a Big Club. He's a cryptid guy. Or like... It's like 40,000 square foot club. Like a big pole barn. Like a big, big foot fetish club.

[04:02]Russell, if you can think of a couple more scenes from our Bigfoot fetish movie where the guy gets Big Feet confused with Big Feet. Okay? By the way, Bigfoot was... No, I'm confusing with the Big Club. I'm confusing with the Bigfoot fetish club. Like the club is big. Like the club is huge. Oh, there's three different options. We got a guy out here looking at feet. Get the Bigfoot fetish. The Bigfoot fetish club. Yeah. You want to get the Bigfoot fetish club? I didn't know you knew that was going on inside. No, it's this club that I hit people with foot fetishes.

[04:31]That's a sequel, Russell. Shit, we got to delete that. It's right next to Prime 112 in Miami. It's a Bigfoot fetish club. I walk in. Sir, your feet are too big. What? I thought this was for Bigfoot fetish club. No. No, it's just a big club. It smells like skunk ape in here. What's going on in here? You know, it's just hairy. Having an orgy. Hairy. Hairy. Not with the Hendersons. He's at the orgy at a Bigfoot fetish club. He's wearing a mask, Russell.

[05:00]He's wearing a mask. And it's like that movie with Tom Cruise. Okay. Top gun. Listen. Okay. We've got, we are talking Dolly Parton. We are talking about coats of many color. Anybody who is not a listener to the podcast has already left after the parody song. But I've got three guys here who had to go see the urologist after their many color jacket. I've got Matt Minneapolis. Matt, how are you doing? Oh, good, Rob. My world is such an empty place. Oh, no. That's the tattoo I'm getting, Matt.

[05:31]Russell, by the way, Aaron, I was showing Matt this earlier. I put fake tattoos on for Halloween on my forearm. And guess what? Every time I see it, I don't even know what it is. But every time I see it, I'm like, that's sick. Is that a Megatron? I can't tell what that is. I think I'm getting a tattoo. Well, okay. Can I just tell you? I bring the kids fake tattoos on Halloween. We put them on. But every year I have to go through because they put it the weirdest way. They're just fucking fake tattoos. They put in the wildest thing. So I had to take out one that was just guns.

[06:00]And then another one that was just one of Jesus on the cross. And then underneath is Jesus from the side. Like, it's the school picture, you know, where you get the face head on and the face on the side. I was like, I could not have a kid put this on and go home. I've got Russ in Minneapolis. Russ, how are you doing? Rob, this podcast is only as poor as we choose it to be. Now, I know we've made no money, but I'm as rich as could be. I've been wearing my coat of many colors. Rob, that your mama made for me. Oh, no, mom. Get it?

[06:30]Your mama made it for me. Russell, she kissed every stitch with love. Yes. Hey, yo, mama, kissed every stitch with love. And I've got Aaron out in California. Now, Aaron was telling me that he's been writing star, like, fan fiction for Star Wars. You know, you can do that, fan fiction. Oh, yeah. But it mostly revolves around how Yoda has smooth balls. What? Yeah, I know, Russell. I said, what, too? He's wrinkly all over except on his balls? What? That's so weird. That doesn't even make sense. I don't even know how you come up with that.

[07:01]So smooth they are. It was mostly for that light. Balls smooth they are. Wait, how would he say that? Smooth they are. I mean, that's kind of what I would say, too, is smooth they are. Smooth they are. My balls. This is only relevant to our YouTube watchers, but I think Rob's microphone looks kind of like Yoda's balls. So smooth. Yeah. They are. So smooth they are. Let's talk about Dolly Parton. Oh, Jesus. I don't feel good about any of this. A great disturbance in my smooth balls.

[07:33]In the force. I think I'm getting, my Yoda's getting better, Matt. Don't you think? Might have to do it all episode. Do it in prison, I will. Oh, that was the best one yet. Now, listen, let's not mess around anymore, okay? I know you guys are trying to waste time because we have an hour. Rob, you can try to do it. You can try. Well, I hope I don't cut myself because I heard tomorrow's daylight. It's shaving time. Isn't it? I mean, the most famous Yoda quote, isn't it? There is no, do or do not.

[08:00]There is no try. I was trying to set you up there. I was trying. I must sleep now. My balls are so smooth. Rob, do you think when he was old at like the Jedi training camp and had to use the locker room, did he use the air dryer to dry off or not? Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. While I use the air dryer, I must dry my balls. I must. That's why it's so low there.

[08:33]I could turn nozzle up. It's like a parachute game for Yoda. It is. I'm kind of losing the thread there a little bit. Pouring water on the sauna. I am. The problem is Yoda getting older. His legs are so short. You know what I mean? His balls would only have to get a little longer. Until he drinks. Yoda eats. Yoda has bad news.

[09:00]What's the news for Yoda? I booth balls scrape on ground. So old. Yoda. I only do the Yoda dying impression where he talks very slowly. All right. You're entering a parking lot. It isn't a very busy time, but there's a few cars in it. When you enter, you're the only one entering the parking lot. Can I just say this? I have to stop this. What she's about to say, I think, is the most unhinged thing I've ever heard a caller say.

[09:34]This makes me more worried about this. This makes me want to quit doing the show more than anything. Does it involve her putting a note on someone's dashboard? No, because that's normal. Why would that be unhinged, Russell? Everybody does that. It's actually quite funny. By the way, I was thinking about that the other day. I have another example of something. Did you guys' dad ever honk at golfers when he went by? At a golf course? No, but I've been seeing YouTube videos of people doing that, people losing their shit over it. It is funny as fuck.

[10:00]I thought everybody did that because my dad did that every single time. He's an avid golfer, but we'd be going by the course, and if somebody's taking a backswing, he's just like, and he would laugh and laugh. It's starting to come together for me a little bit, Russell. The air horn people who go and do that, hide in the bushes, and then the people try to turn around and try to hit balls at them. I don't think I was always like this. As I've gotten older, I have a problem with loud noises out of nowhere, like unexpected loud.

[10:30]If I'm at a game and I expect the crowd to go crazy, I'm good with it. If I'm watching fireworks, I'm expecting I'm good with it, but if I'm sitting here with you guys and one of you drops a phone on the ground, I have a freak out. I can't handle that type of stuff, Matt. It's striking a chord with me. That's been happening to me, man. Our dog is a super sweet, lazy dog. Someone knocks on the door and then he goes ballistic, and that is stressing me out, dude. If someone purposely played like an air horn as like a piss you off type of move to me,

[11:06]I could see myself going to prison for life. I could. I'm not lying. It would be too intense for me. Hey, what are you in here for, brother? I heard a very loud horn and I killed the person. Oh, my God. I'm going to get this guy out of my cell. I want to be put in solitary. All right, back to the voicemail. Wait, how do I do this?

[11:30]Back to the voicemail. Do you cut across the parking lot, almost like in a diagonal-like motion? Oh, yeah. Maybe weaving in between some cars, but in a safer way. You see? Or do you drive like you would if it was super busy and packed following the guided kind of driving way parking lot? And what's your psychological analysis of both those types of drivers? Oh, didn't hear that last part.

[12:01]I would love to do the analysis part. Yeah, Russell. The person who is cutting across and swerving in between like two parked cars, they're a psychopath. They live in a world where the only thing that matters to them is themselves. If they swing through two cars and almost hit someone that's not expecting it, they don't give a shit. They don't give a shit. I'll tell you what. If it's a big open, wide open, like school parking lot, and there's literally nobody there, you're cutting across. I think if I go into like a Walmart parking lot, or it's tough now because everything's so delineated.

[12:35]But if there's like two cars in the parking lot, I'm driving normal rules. I have to. I can't think about it any way. Aaron, what's your empty parking lot style? I think I'm just following the rules of the parking lot. I'm probably not going to cut across. In fact, sometimes I forget to pull forward. You know how like if you pull into a... To the next spot, and it would be advantageous to pull forward through to the next spot as long as there's no bollards or whatever. I sometimes forget to do that.

[13:00]Like I just, I follow the rules of the parking lot. Because I don't know. I feel like if I change it, I feel like I'll fuck up. Like I'll just, I have to, I can't. It's muscle memory. I got to do their thing. I don't think I didn't hear you say bollards there, Aaron. Yeah, you got it. I'm bollards. My bollards are so smooth. Sure, they are. Oh, no. Yoda. I was just assuming it was genetic. Okay.

[13:31]I didn't know you're putting on the, you're putting on like the powders. I think, I think it's, but if like you're in a big like empty, let's say it's a big box store parking lot. You pick your favorite big box. I think you can cut in the back, but you can't be cutting across anywhere where there are other cars. You can't, you can't go weaving in between like two parked cars. Because someone's not going to expect you to come flying through there. Now, Russell, I want you to go, I want you to go Sigmund Freud on their ass. Hey, what do you think about a person who does that?

[14:01]If you were in the car and a person just did that, what would be your thought? If you weave through multiple cars, you're, there's something wrong with you. You only think about yourself. You don't give a shit about how your, how your behavior impacts other people. That's what I think. I just think parking, when I, I'll tell you what, as soon as I'm in a parking lot, I'm in red alert. Because there are just so many times where I've seen people ding other people in a parking. Lot or back up. I'm on high alert the whole day. Guess what? I'm so high alert. Guess what I'm doing, Aaron? Turning the radio down. I'm turning the radio down so I can really focus on my driving.

[14:32]Matt, what's your parking lot style? I was thinking, you know, Southdale's got these huge parking lots. They kind of got these weird one ways. That's interesting, Matt. And to get from like. Southdale's off 60, it's in between 66 or 76. 69. Or you can come in on your drop. Oh, God. Even I know where that is. But like, if you're on the, if you're on the north side, so you go past the Homewood Suites and you're trying to get to, you know, like, I think it's like Macy's.

[15:03]And then ultimately there's like Dave and Buster's over on the west side. A movie theater. Wow. You know, you could, you could, you could go all the way around and go up to France, get over, go through two lights, then turn in. But then there's really weird. Or you could go in on like a little drive on the north side. And then it turns back to one way. But then there's like miles and miles of parking spots that are never used. And especially if they get rid of that. They have like a plant store there during the summer. And then once the summer is done, that thing's gone. We're kind of over by Shake Shack.

[15:31]Or is it Shake Shack? Yeah. Shake Shack over there. And so there's nobody for miles. And so I think my thing is if, if, if you are, if there's zero chance or 0.001 chance that you're going to affect somebody else's driving patterns or something like that, then you just go normal. But if, if there's no chance of affecting anything, or if you can kind of like stop and let somebody go. Or whatever, then, yeah, I mean, cut through, there's, there's no point in, especially Southdale is really weird because it's one ways on part of it.

[16:00]Some ways it's not. And then, you know, you got the ones where you go down and it's only parking one way, but it doesn't tell you that it's one way. I mean, so it's just, but if you're like in a normal target or whatever, now I just, I follow the rules where you go up and down the aisles. Why do you think she asked that? That sounds like her. That sounds like her and her husband were in a car together and one of them did something. And the other one didn't. The other one was like, you're a psychopath for doing that. Right. And then the other one was like, you got to call the back line and see if we're a psychopath or not. Yeah. And then she's like, ah, ha, ha.

[16:30]I know, you know, four of my smartest people. I know I'm going to ask them and husband, you're going to listen to the episode. So he's listening for the answer. And it's like, okay, we're going to get past the smooth Yoda balls bit. So do you think she was the one cutting across Rob? Or do you think it was her husband cutting across? I think she is. Well, do you think she's the one cutting across and then she thinks it's okay? No. Because she, she seems self-aware that it was a psycho thing to do. So it does make me think it's a husband. She's calling to, to, to shame somebody else. You know what? In that case, Russell, I got to say.

[17:00]Shame. Cutting across the parking lot doesn't seem that bad. Shame. Rose out there, you want to cut across the parking lot? I mean, sometimes these wives, you know what I mean? They just get so crazy about it. I'm just trying to get to Southdale. Yeah. Okay. I got to get my bag or whatever. Get out of my misery. So, hey, guy, keep strong. Keep doing the right thing. We appreciate you. Let's get into Roland going. Speaking of things that wives love, it's Roland going. It's time for Roland going.

[17:30]I forcibly listened to the podcast on the Alexa. So my wife had to listen the other day. That's not right. Yeah, no, she did. She did not like, I was like, there's a story on here about our apple picking. And I forgot a lot of the story is me criticizing her. All right. Let's get into Roland going. Aaron, Roland going. How's it going with you? Hey, this is a hilarious story about apple picking. My wife, my wife, my wife does this shit. I got to go every year. Blah, blah, blah. Is this the one where she was crossing in front of like the police officers and like give them the bird because you didn't want to cross at a crosswalk?

[18:00]Yeah, exactly. Then I had to haul like 85 pounds of apples back on the train. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. No, I love homemade applesauce. Thank you. Actually, I do. I do love homemade applesauce. It's so good. Aaron, Roland going. How's it going with you? Roland going. It's been quite a bender. Last night was Halloween. So we're still going. So Halloween starts earlier. I didn't understand. I think my parents were, a little more reasonable about these kinds of things than I am. I didn't know that Halloween was a night where the adults turn up so much.

[18:30]So Halloween starts so early for us out here. It was not for my parents. Right? No. It was like they sat home and handed out candy, right? But you know what? My parents, I bet in the time I knew my parents, I bet they went to like three parties that I ever heard about. Like my dad was so bad about going. He did not want to go to any parties. They just never went. Rob, do you think they went to any of those parties and brought, brought you along and then realized it was a swinger thing? And they're like, wow, we brought our kids. I guess we shouldn't have done that. If my parents went to a swinger. Hey, look at that disco ball.

[19:00]We got to get Rob out of here. Listen, Russell, on one hand, listen, do I wish my parents have a healthy, happy sex life? Of course I do. I think any red blooded American. We should talk more about that. Okay. But I got to admit, if I was at a swinger party and I saw them walk in the door, that would ruin the swinger party for me. And it would make me question why I'm there. You know what I mean? Because they were your parents? Well, what? Well, no, because like, if there's an age difference, I shouldn't be at a swingers party where there's like 70 year olds showing up. You know what I mean? I should be at the young, cool swinger parties.

[19:30]Speaking of Rob's parents, some people on this podcast might not mind that. I'm just saying from stories. You never know. No one really know how old Yoda is. Doesn't he say when a hundred years old, you are like this. You will not. You both be this. This booth too. They won't. Yes. Oh,

[20:00]but it got started early. We did the parade at schools, the kids parade around, and then they had a school community circle. That was at two o'clock. You get off of work for this too, Aaron. I'm assuming I don't get off of work, but I don't answer. You don't work. Yeah. Okay. So it starts. We've been in the game. The kids come back here at three. You kind of like, well, a couple of months, his friends came over, you have a beer. And then our other friend, I was like, Hey, he's like, what can I bring?

[20:30]Well, their parents come with them trick or treating. Yeah. Last night. Cause like we've got like, we all like, there's a big trick or treating street in our neighborhood. We walk up to, right. But we have another, like one of Wallace's close buddies lives far enough away that it's like annoying for them to like drive over and then drive back. So it's like, yeah, just come on over after school. So it was better last night. We've done this before where it's like just too much. Like being on right from the start last night. I was like, okay, well like the kids are going to watch a movie. The parents are going to sit in the backyard. It's all fine. But it's like, we had one beer. And then my buddy was like,

[21:01]we were like, Hey, bring a cocktail. And he made zombies, which I, this is like a tiki drink. What? So he, he made a, he made zombies for everybody and everybody had at least one or more. And then like halfway through the night, he was like, Oh yeah, there was one 51 in there. And so then he like had your zombie at 4 PM. And then you start walking up the Hill and you're like, I brought my whole backpack full of beers. And so you'd like, take your beers up. And then you're drinking, like people are handing out drinks along the way. Like one guy handed me a flask and like by seven 30,

[21:32]you're just like wrecked, you know? And then, and then we like stopped by one other friend's place on the way home. And like, like for the after party. And he was like, just like, Oh, here's all the bourbon on the counter. Like, dude, it was a, it was a night, man. And then, uh, that same guy who made the zombies, his kid, it was his sixth birthday. Today. And I, he was making a taco bar for the birthday party. So I went up to help him with the taco bars. And then I had a zombie again this morning. I mean, it's a fucking, it's a gauntlet,

[22:00]man. I didn't realize what Halloween was, was like. And of course, and go ahead. Does the zombie guy, does he bring booze to your house? Like he's mixing drinks at your backyard. No, he batched them. He just like, he made a batch and then it was like, so he's got like a two liter bottle, like a two liter plastic bottle jug that he's pouring in the cup for you guys. And say, here, drink this. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. He's a friend of mine. I mean, I trust him. Yeah. That kicks ass. That kicks so much ass. I'll tell you what you have to understand people in the future.

[22:30]Halloween was on a Friday this year. Yeah. I'll tell you what, guess what happened to me last Sunday when I was handing out candy. I'll give you a hint. We're up. You guys celebrate Halloween on weird days in New York. Like you guys, you guys are doing it like three days beforehand. It doesn't make sense. I also wanted to share that by the time we were walking home last night, we, the parents had had too much. We were walking down the street. Uh, down the Hill. It was nighttime. And Wallace was saying like, my, my stomach hurts. I don't feel good. And it was like after nine, he'd been going hard all day. So like often he confuses,

[23:00]like having a stomach ache with being tired. So we're like, okay, buddy, let's just get home. I know you're tired. Like get you home. Let's go to bed. So we got him home. After the candy. Dude, think about this morning. We looked at his candy bag. He ate so much candy last night. Cause like a Halloween, you're just like, fine, like whatever, dude, like eat as much candy as you want. Eventually you're going to learn what, feels good. And what doesn't he ate? There were so many unwrapped candy wrappers in his bag. Like, like how many are we talking air? Like Aaron, are we talking like five or are we talking like 30?

[23:32]Yeah. I would say 15 to 20, like a lot. Like for like an eight year old kid. I want to know what Rob thinks, if that's a lot or not. 15 to 20 mini candy bars on Halloween. You think that's a lot? You are so fucking granola, California shit. Aaron, 15, Rob's it's like deviled eggs. They're not real 14 year old Rob has taken out a pillowcase full of candy. And one night I feel like if my mom, if my mom would have said you could only have 12 candy bars,

[24:03]I would have been like buying that Menendez brothers book. I would have been like, what do I do with this situation? You know, last night was the one night we didn't put a limit. We were like, fine, dude, whatever you want to eat, like it's Halloween is as much candy as you want. Like we're not trying to police that. And actually it's funny. You mentioned that Rob, he, he, for some reason he hadn't, he was a mummy. We were a family, the mummies and he had it in his head that he needed a pillowcase for a bag to collect candy. He wouldn't, he wouldn't accept anything but a pillowcase. So he took a pillowcase for collecting candy.

[24:31]So that was it. That was our Halloween. But did you guys have a year where it was, you were too old to trick or treat? Like, did you have one year where you're like, Oh, I'm too old for this. Cause I had a year where I went out with my sister and I was like, ah, this is, this is it right here. Cause I, the looks I was getting, I was like, yeah. And then one of the years I went out and we did pranks on people, but our pranks, because I, we're not, I was not mean or brave. Our prank was we would go to somebody's doorbell, ring it. And then, uh, when they came out,

[25:00]the other person would come and pretend that we got punched in the face and we had blood capsules and we would have blood coming out of our mouth and go, Oh my God. Oh, but you know, looking back, like as a seventh grade boy, you're like, this looks so fucking real. But I know as an adult, if I saw a boy fake punch, another boy that you could tell instantly, it'd just be like, Oh, these don't get blood on my steps. Like I don't want to have to clean this fake blood off. Do you guys, you guys ever have that like end of Halloween time where you're like too much? I remember it. We got to the point where we were out one year and you're out way too late.

[25:30]Like you're, you're ringing someone's doorbell at like 9 PM or something. Yeah. And there, there's no one else out other than like the four teenage boys that have no business, like asking people for like that. Just, you got, that's way too late. You can't be bringing someone's doorbell at 9 PM. Right. No, uh, that's just gotta be done. But that's, that's gotta be done. The apartment building's in New York. It's eight o'clock is what it is. The apartment buildings. That even seems late. Yeah. But I mean, you know, eight, like if you got an eight Oh five, that's late, but like seven 58,

[26:00]you're like, Oh, that's still kind of seven ish. You know, that's still okay. Plus we're turning back the clocks now. But when does, when does Halloween trigger treating start Rob? Is it a three hour window? I think it starts. I think it starts for little kids while it's still light out. Yeah. I think four 30, five 30, like five 30 around here for kids. And then, you know, get a little older, maybe six, six 30 starts. So by eight, eight, I mean, eight 30 at the latest. My neighborhood should be done. Yeah. Eight 30 at eight 30. You turn, what do you, what do you do,

[26:30]Matt? You're turning the lights off. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. And then just don't answer. I think if you're, if you were ever with the group of kids where they left out the, like the, the big Brown paper bag and said, take one. And you're with the group that takes like the whole thing. You, then you're done. You, you can't go out the year after that. Nope. It's true. And you know what? Everybody has that, has that experience where you're like, we should just take them all. And then as an adult, you like, I take, we'd put them out and say, just take one and we go take our ticket trick or treat and come back and they'd be gone.

[27:00]It's just devastating. Motherfucker. Somebody took all this candy. Whereas of course, if I was like an eighth grade and somebody left out all their candy on Halloween, cause they're stupid enough to do that. I would have grabbed a ton of it. Not all of it. Russell. We, we had the house down, down a few blocks that would do like the, the cans of Coke, like the drink, like a drink. Yeah. My daughter would do like the, Hey, we're going to put on a different mask and go back. And it's like, you look back on it now. It's like, wait, we went through all that effort to like get another Mountain Dew. Yeah. I did have some kids,

[27:30]Russell on the handing out candy on Sunday that were older. And they were kind of rude to me. They said, Oh, can I have this? Can I have this? You know? Cause I was handing out candy to him and I bought all the candy. They're like, can I have this? Can I have this? And I go, Hey, you guys are luck. The Dwayne Reed is right over there. You can buy whatever candy you want, but at this table, I'm actually handing it out. So here you go. Have a good Halloween. And then, and then Rob stole their headphones and turned off the, uh, Bluetooth on it. Yeah. Yeah. So it's, uh, at some point I'm going to go to bed tonight and I hope tomorrow is a less

[28:02]rocking day. Cause I'm having a two day Halloween. Aaron Bender. It's daily savings. He's going to sleep in for sure. It's going to be fine. Yeah. How's it rolling going with, uh, Matt? Uh, good. I had to, uh, order. Uh, pizzas for the office. Wow. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Break down based on our conversation month or two or go or whatever. How many people we did. And I'll tell you again. So we had,

[28:30]uh, it was, it was for 20 people. They get it up with 21 people. So how many, how many pizzas? And I'll, I'll just tell you the, what, what brand I went with just so you can kind of judge it. So I got pizza Luce pizza Luce. So here's the thing about pizza Luce pizza Luce. Pizzas can be a little fancier than like a dominoes or something like that. For sure. Yeah. So for the people that don't get, get that, so they, people need to know that. So there's fancier options for that. I will also say sometimes when you get like a pizza Luce pizza,

[29:00]some, you, they can be small. Like you could order like an X, like a big pizza, like you would get at a other pizza place. But some of them are small. Like we did a work thing once and we had like six people and they ordered two like small pizza Luce things. And it was like uncomfortable, because people were like, I can't take more than one. It was weird. But yeah, but, but pizza Luce is known for having, this isn't just your pepperoni and sausage options. Correct, Matt? I mean, you can, but then yeah, they do have a bunch of specialty pizzas,

[29:31]the weird stuff. Listen to this. They got a Lote pizza, Aaron. Okay. I would, I would bang that. The only one I would bang harder, bake potato pizza. I love the pizza. You like potato on pizza? You like the starch on starch? Oh, I love it. A big, oh, I just love it so much. What'd you get? I would, I would get 20 people. I'd say six. I went with seven just to be safe. I think it was, it was between six and seven. Should have ordered six,

[30:00]but for those seven pizzas, do you guys want to guess? You just want me to tell you what I got. Can I take a shot? Yep. Take a shot. I think you go, I think he's got two just straight pepperoni. Yeah. I think he's got one straight sausage. Okay. No one, Matt, what we've talked about, he's got one straight, he's got one straight cheese. Okay. And then I think he's got one, what I would call the works, which was going to have like green peppers, onions, uh, mushrooms, pepperoni, and some other meat on it. I guarantee there's one.

[30:30]And then there's one, I think he's got the, uh, the, uh, what's the green leaf in the tomato one. They, uh, like the, uh, the margarita margarita pizza. That's what I think he's got. I don't know. Cause the fall specials right now are butternut squash. I think, man, I think he, he didn't do the roasted. He's got, he's got one white chicken, like white chicken type of thing, like a chicken type of thing. I'm going to go in there. I'm going to say that Matt got a straight up vegetarian pizza. One that's just vegetarian, just veggies on it. I ate, you know, he's not going to eat it,

[31:00]but somebody else is Aaron. What do you think? What are you putting on that pizza order? You're the boss. Oh, what am I putting? I mean, if it's ordering for the office, yeah, you're ordering for the office. Mona, you're ordering for Mona. I did the same. I ordered pizza last night. Actually, I ordered five pies. And you keep it pretty straightforward. Yeah. I went to cheese, one pepperoni, one, uh, meat, but all I had was additional. In addition to the meat was like mushrooms and olives. And then I did like one fancy veggie one. So I think Matt did the same. It was like, keep it real simple. And then like throw one,

[31:31]like the elote or whatever, like, you know, what if this changes your mind? I just saw their brunch, great pizza. There's an everything bagel pizza, Russell. It's all coming up. You're doing order that to a word. No gimmicks. There is a breakfast, breakfast pizza. No, no gimmicks. Now, what about this one? This one? I think I would fuck with pots and gravy. Let's put some more potatoes. This is Minnesota, by the way, potato on pizza. I love it. Tots and gravy. How many pizzas did you order, Matt? How many? Seven, seven, seven. Well,

[32:01]I have to say, I, I did. I have to say, Russell nailed the first five. I got two pepperoni. I got a sausage. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, two pepperoni. That's the right way to go. I got a sausage. Not two sausages. People really don't like sausage. I got the, I got the works. There you go. And the other two I got, I did, I ended up going with one veggie. Thank you very much. And then I got one. It's called the bear.

[32:31]It's got a chicken on it. It's got chickens. That's what I got. And I'll tell you what, most of it went sausage. There was a couple people, pieces left pepperoni. There was about a half a pizza left. So, you know, so one and a half was gone. Nobody took a slice of cheese pizza. Not one slice of cheese pizza. Nobody did. You're ordering for adults. Adults are going to order cheese pizza in front of other adults. It was, it was weird because everybody kept saying, yeah, get one cheese and one veggie and then whatever else kind of a thing. I would always eat one slice of cheese.

[33:00]I would eat like three slices of bear and then I'd be like, oh, I kind of want to check out the cheese. You kind of want to see what the pure, you want to see what the pure pizza tastes like. I think, I would, I think I'm with you, Aaron. I would try a cheese too. Russell's a man. So I think I ended up with all, with close to two full pizzas left. So we had leftover pizza for lunch the next day. I think that's about what you should have leftover. I think you should have leftover pizza when you order it. Because you're going to want some tomorrow. Right. Nobody's mad. For lunch the next day? Nobody's mad at that. When I, when I put out that bread pizza, when I put out that everything bagel pizza

[33:31]the next day, oh, yum, yum, yum, yum. Hey guys, nobody ate the everything bagel pizza full of eggs or whatever. You did order three salads too, Russell, and one and a half were eaten. So there was a bunch of leftover salads. If you, if you have two pizzas leftover or seven, Matt, it means everyone got what they wanted. If you had like, like a quarter of a pizza left, it means there were probably multiple people that all wanted to take it and didn't want to be that guy or that lady that took the last few. You are right. Matt, are you like me when you order salads where when they ask you what kind of dressing you want, you're like,

[34:00]I have no idea. I don't know what's going on with dressings. I'm not a salad guy. I decided to order online so that I didn't have to have those conversations and just, you know, click the buttons that they had there. My brother was famous when we were growing up. We, we go to like a restaurant. Let's say we go to like Perkins or something. They offer you like the salad before whatever you're, you want a salad with that. And he would always be like adamant. No salad, no salad. Because I think he didn't, he didn't know what to do with the dressing. Like when you were a kid, you're like, I want the red, like white. Well, you don't know what any of that shit was. Right. Well,

[34:30]you know, when you like, and then when you're like a 16 year old boy going out to a homecoming, you're like, uh, uh, I'll have ranch with that. You know what I mean? You're like, I'll curse this motherfucker picked ranch. All right, Russell, rolling, going, how's it going to you? Ah, man, I don't know if I want to do this. I'll do this. We may have to cut it out. Oh yes. I was going to go take a break, but now I can't take a break. So I told you guys last week, I was told I need to work on my tone and the way I deliver things sometimes.

[35:00]Yep. We had a dispute in the house the other day. Russell, don't we? I mean, to be fair, don't we all? Yeah, but I probably more than other people, Matt, you know me well enough. That probably is true. Are you sure? Are you sure that she wasn't saying that your T levels are down to one and that you have a T one and you read it as tone? You know what I mean? I'm Mr. Low T. I pity the fool listening to this podcast. I'm Mr. Low T. Low Mr. T. I suffer from gynomastia, sucker. Oh, so I don't know how to do this.

[35:33]So we've talked about if you, if you are aware that your partner, your spouse is doing something you think might be incorrect, do you say anything or you just let it go? Russell. Okay. You're talking to three married guys. We're not saying shit. The other day, we might have to cut this out. I'm gonna have to listen to it. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. So the upstairs roommate was making us some dinner, doing like a pork chop dish.

[36:00]Good start. Doing amazing jobs. She's got all this. Pissed me off, Russell. She's got all these ingredients. Like she's doing an amazing job. Not, not ragging on it. I'm super excited. She was doing it. It was like a Friday. We get home. And, and one of the ingredients she was getting ready to pour it. There was some onions and some apples. It's like a fall type dish, Rob, right? You know, it's got the season. Russell, to me, can I just say this? There were mushrooms involved too, man. Russell, can I say this to me? That would sound so good. I would be so thankful if somebody made that for me.

[36:31]Wait for it, Rob. So we're sitting there and I'm sitting down in the kitchen and I'm not being critical because I didn't make it. Okay. But I noticed, I noticed the upstairs roommate was ready to pour eight ounces of apple cider vinegar into the dish. Wow. And I was like, apple cider vinegar, like that shit is strong as shit. Like that. There's no way that this calls for like a half of cup of that.

[37:02]That's, that's like a teaspoon type of thing at the most. Like that shit is, it's like gasoline. Can I just say this, Russell? So she was raising something or this, the idea that you're watching what she's putting in any shit that she's making for you is so wild. No, no, no. I just saw that. I saw that. And I, I said, I was surprised that it was that much apple cider vinegar going into it. You know what this is? Vinegar is strong. That's not apple cider. That's vinegar. You know what this is, man? This is him getting mad about the cost of the pizza sauce.

[37:33]He's watching every little tablespoon, making sure he's marking it down on the spreadsheet. How much money are we spending on this meal? Could we get a better deal? And so I, I, I asked, I said, you may want to watch that stuff. That's, that's like rocket fuel that you're planning on dumping in there. Okay. So I'm going to guess where do you think the options of what she replied with were? Thank you, Russell. I'm so glad you caught me. I'm going to double check the recipe. I will double check this recipe. Okay. Thank God you're here.

[38:00]Or be my smooth balls. You will like, what happened? So I said, a few times, like I, I, I just kind of cautioned. I said, I don't think that's going to taste really good with all that, that vinegar on there. Cause it's vinegar. It, it smells terrible. It's like, it's, it's horrible. Yes. And so eventually, no covenant to pork chops.

[38:30]I mean, this can't be a balance. Hold on. Aaron, you're pissing him off too. Get this shit. Russell. We would go back and forth. Yeah. Yeah. These two. Aaron, it sounds like you should, and like, just go with the recipe. I agree with you. So then I look at the recipe. Yeah. And the recipe calls for eight ounces of apple cider, not apple cider vinegar. Okay. Yep. Huge difference. Am I, am I, so I point out, I point out,

[39:00]Russell, can I, can I tell you this? I agree with you. This is so sweet. When you catch them fucking up and you could point it out and just really grind it in of how you were right. And they, it's not about being right. Oh God, that's sweet. Oh, I can't wait to hear what your tone is like. It's not about being right. It's about like, we don't need to poison ourselves by drinking eight, by putting eight ounces of vinegar in any sort of food option. That's crazy. Well, I think Russell, obviously everybody agrees. Well, this is, I shouldn't say this crazy.

[39:30]That's why I got in trouble the other night. Yeah. But you see, she's putting all this effort into making this nice. And it's amazing. It's fantastic. Don't want it. And you don't want it to be, it ruined for lack of a better term because of a, of a simple little misstep on the ingredients of apple cider versus apple cider vinegar. Cause they're very different. Yeah. And so all you say is, Hey, don't flip your bitch switch, but I think you're screwing this up. You know what I mean? Oh God. What's wrong with that? You say I'm,

[40:00]I'm used to this from the podcast from, you know, changing these ingredients around to make these things work. I'm a pro, you know, let me give you a couple of pointers. So I just said, I don't know that it's going to taste fruit. And then I, I asked politely, like, can we not, can we just go easy on the apple cider? We're going to insist on using it. Can we just not pour all eight ounces? Like we pour like an ounce or two. And now wait a minute, Russell. Now I got to stop you. Okay. Cause I got a feeling this is like one of those tag team matches where we're going to end up three on one. So then Rob, I go to, I go to chat GPT.

[40:31]I'm saying, hold on before you pour that in there. Cause I'm like, I don't think this is going to taste good. And that was not taken well, which is fair. No, I didn't deliver well. It is fair. But then, but then I just said, let's be cautious with the apple cider vinegar. That stuff is, that stuff is intense. I think it's going to be too much. It all goes into the pot. It all goes into the pan. And I'm at this point, you can, you can smell it. And it's, I'm pumping gas out at super America. Eight ounces,

[41:02]half a cup. You're pumping gas. It smells like a gas station in there now. So then she, she says, here's the recipe. Gives me the phone. I look at it. I look at it. I say, Oh, this calls for eight ounces of apple cider, not apple cider vinegar. And then we were, we were on the wrong path. Nice job. We were running the wrong race. You each other were right. It's not about being right. Yes. Nice job. I knew it. Yeah. Did you eat food?

[41:31]What happened? Did you get to get some dinner? Yeah. Um, I, I ate the pork chop that it was braised in the apple cider vinegar, but I, I chose not to eat it. I chose not to eat the other stuff that was in that pot with it. Wow. Wow. What did now, did anybody eat that other stuff? Was it not a spite? Oh, I've done that a lot. Yeah. It might've been fine. It might've been fine. It very well could have been fine, but I couldn't help myself. Yeah. I would say, what would you have done, Rob? I'm trying to think of an alternative of like,

[42:03]I'm trying to think of what that would be like. It would be like if instead of using like corn syrup, somebody was just putting in corn. You know what I mean? Like they're just putting in a ton of corn into the brownies. I'd be like, yeah, I don't think you're supposed to put that much corn in brownies. I think it's corn syrup. But then if they kept doing it, I probably would just be like, yeah, I guess I'm not eating this. Like I don't, I wouldn't yell at him like you did. That's for sure. I could see the mistake happening, but sometimes, sometimes, sometimes you gotta be direct.

[42:30]Well, this is like, well, I think I told you guys once about the time when we had the, uh, the, what was it called? Where they, they call you on the phone on your computer, like the, the scam, the scam, like where they, sometimes you gotta be direct and be like, I don't think we should do this. No, you should not be calling those guys. They do not work for Microsoft. Russell. But either way, I was in the wrong in how I handled it. And then I was maybe too direct, but I don't know. Is it possible? Okay.

[43:00]That maybe some people, cause I kind of know some people like this, where maybe if they are wrong, they'll, they'll never admit it. They won't admit that they're wrong. They don't their last breath. If you bring it up five years later, if it was the worst decision ever, they will never admit they were wrong. You know what, Rob? I, I, I think this is unfamiliar for you. I don't think for either of us, it was about being right or wrong. I don't think it was being right or wrong. It was asking, man, it was, it was, whatever you said was so bad.

[43:30]It was the tone in which I delivered my objection to what was going on. Was not supportive. I did the same thing today, Russell, where we came up from the subway and we do what, I would say when we're walking somewhere, if Jenny's holding the map, we do it a hundred percent of the time, which is we go down the wrong direction for about a half block, because what she'll do is she'll look at her phone, she'll walk down the wrong block, a half direction, and then not look at her phone. I look at my phone right away to see if I'm walking the wrong way. She doesn't look at the phone. We get about halfway down the block.

[44:00]She goes, oh, we got to turn around. And I go like this. Oh God. No, that was the wrong response because she was mad at me for the next two blocks. Okay. Luckily we were meeting a friend who she could then tell that she was mad at me. And then it kind of blows over, but she has to tell somebody. Okay. So I, I hear you, Russell. The tone is tough. Sometimes, sometimes you, the way you talk to yourself is not the way you should talk to your loved ones. It turns out that's what I've learned. You know what I mean? Or like, it's like, Hey, this is what, this is what my mom would have said to me in this situation.

[44:31]I'm going to say it to you. It turns out a lot of other people don't like that. They don't see it the same way I do. Aaron, Matt, do you have tone issues ever? Oh yeah, for sure. Oh yeah. She's got tone issues, man. What do you do about it? I have. Oh, okay. I was going to say, I have great issues. Yeah. I think I probably have them more with Wallace than with Anna, but she could call in and correct me if I'm wrong. Dispute that. Yeah. No, it's tough. I, it's tough. It is tough for us. I really do think it's a lot of like, you don't realize what you're saying,

[45:00]how it sounds until they said to you. Cause like, if somebody said to me, Hey, are you sure that's the right recipe? I'd be like, what the fuck? What the fuck? But then, but then like, you know, like, like Russell, you say it often on this podcast, you like get the fuck out of here. Right? Like it's, it's real easy in 90% of your life to just say, get the fuck out of, you know, whatever kind of a thing. But then at that one point, it's, it's, it's absolutely not the wrong time. Right? Yeah. So it's, it's almost hard to, I had a thing the other day where I was lifting in my work clothes.

[45:30]Cause I forgot my gym clothes. So I came home and I showed my RFK jr. Yeah. Yep. So I showed it to him. I showed it to Jenny and she goes, Oh, did you forget your gym clothes today? Yeah. I was being mean. I was like, that's the dumbest. I think I said, that's the dumbest question anybody's ever asked me. You know what I mean? So guys, I've been a messed up situation here. Okay. I gather I need to be, I need to be, you know, what I need is I need to be like told how to act. I need to be controlled. I need somebody to, you know, put it on high heels and step on me.

[46:00]All right, let's get into the album. This is a thing, Aaron with me. Let's talk about the, sometimes you don't know where the limit is. Until you step over the line. You know what I mean? you're yeah. That's, that's the thing for you. That's true. Oh, Yoda. It's okay. If it's Yoda, it's not okay. If it's actual, you know, what's, you know, what's awful about that, Rob is that I've been having that conversation with Wallace. Like he, he loves pranks and jokes. And I, like I've been having that conversation with him and with Anna, where I say to him like, okay, buddy, if you're trying to be funny all the time,

[46:31]sometimes I know you're going to go too far, but you have to know when the joke is over. If you're just trying, all the time, then it's not funny. Like, the not funny part still makes the funny part funny. And then, like, I say the same thing to Anna. Like, he's trying it out. He's got to know when too far is too far because otherwise he doesn't know what funny is. You know what? Unfortunately, Aaron, do you know the only way kids learn that is? Because you know how much they listen to parents. No, it's their peers. It's only their peers. It is peers and it's strange adults. It is going to be the strict friend's dad.

[47:02]Let me ask you, does he have any strict friend's dads? No, not yet. See, you need a strict friend dad that when he goes over there and he tries to shake with his left hand, I'll never forget. I had a friend trying to shake my dad's friend with his left hand. And the dad goes, what the fuck are you doing? Shake with your left hand. He never did it again. He would fuck around and this guy just put him in his place. Matt, what do you think? Well, I didn't hear the story. I was going to bed. But I had a strict dad friend thing where I had a buddy, Dan.

[47:31]Growing up in like sixth grade, he'd call up his house. I'd say, you know, like, say, hello. Say, is Dan there right away? I'd say, that's not how you answer the phone. You say hello. And then you say, is Dan there? Call back when you're ready to, you know, do the thing. He hung up on me. He'd call back. He's like, hello, is Dan there? Yes, let me get him for you. For whatever reason, right? For the rest of my life, I will answer the phone. Hello, is so-and-so there kind of a thing because of strict dad. You're absolutely right.

[48:00]I think everybody's got a few stories like that of the other parents just, like, dropping a hammer. Oh, yeah. No, you're never going to. Because if my mom would have said, well, this is how you talk on the phone, I'd be like, you don't know what my life is like, Bob. I'm going through it all the time. I have a lot of anxiety. Meanwhile, strict dad tells me what to do. I'm like, this guy is fucking, he knows what he's talking about. This is what a smart dad, he's actually going to get me places. You know what I mean? Oh, it's the worst. You're so right, Rob. But the problem is, is that you don't want to be strict dad. I can't.

[48:30]I mean, you can't be strict dad. A strict dad doesn't work with their own kid because I can tell you. It's just not who I am. Strict dad's kid taught me how to chew tobacco. So it did not work. It's always a backfire with a strict dad's kid. Yeah, the major doesn't like it when I chew this skull, but I love to. Listen, we are talking about Dolly Parton, Code of Many Colors. This is, just to give you an idea, this is Dolly Parton's only song, or only album on the list. That's why I did Jolene. That was part of it. Just to give you an idea, let's talk about Dolly Parton for a second.

[49:01]She has written. She has written 3,000 songs in her estimation. She personally has recorded about 450 of them. All right. She's got 11 Grammy Awards. Hold on, hold on, hold on. What's that? It's not that impressive when you think when we're done with this, Rob will have written 500 songs. It's true. He's right up there. Yeah, I'm kind of the king of podcast parody songs. Okay. Even if the one last week was about 15 seconds long, it was more of a limerick.

[49:30]11 Grammys. Three Emmys. She's been nominated for two Academy Awards, six Golden Globes, and a Tony. She has 44 career top 10 country albums. It's a record for any artist. 44 top 10 albums? Yes. And it has 110 career charting singles in the past 40 years. Think about that. That's over two a year, like average charting singles that she's put out. Her 49th solo studio album, Rockstar, in 2023,

[50:03]was her best charting album ever. It got up to three on the Billboard 200. So she is still absolutely on fire. And of course, famously wrote Jolene and I Will Always Love You on the same day. This album is released in 1971, the same year as the Carole King album that we did. And I think we're going to hear, Dolly did mostly TV and kind of duo work before this, but now she's switched gears and almost had like a, this reminds me a lot of Redheaded Stranger.

[50:33]Dude, just because of like the, that was a different Willie Nelson album I listen to all the time. It was more of a, it was more of a joke. It was Willie Telly jokes. He was like, he was like, I work at the toll booth. I'm toll booth, I'm toll booth Willie Nelson. God, Aaron, we got to delete that and send that to ourselves. That's a great idea. But this album, it's kind of a strip back. It's not as strip back as a Willie Nelson, but it's much more of her giving like her life narrative instead of writing for other people.

[51:02]And writing like, I mean, do you know what her first song on her first album is called? Dumb Blonde. Like if you want to have an idea of where the music industry was at this point for like female country artists. Now, all of a sudden she comes out, she's talking about growing up poor. She's talking about, you know, guys leaving her. She's talking about what it is to be happy, like really, truly philosophical stuff. And this gets up to seven on the billboard country charts. It's nominated in 1972 for country album of the year.

[51:31]Uh, and so, and so let's get into, uh, all these accolades for her. But finally tonight she appears on our podcast. Finally, finally, this is never all those, all those things in her career. And this is get on there and edit the, get on there and edit her wiki for me. Aaron, which I did you, did you guys know any of these songs? I did not, but there would have many colors. I know for sure. I didn't know. Yeah. My wife was singing along with this album today. I'm not trying to,

[52:00]I'm not trying to compare Dolly Parton to, to George Strait, but look at George Strait. Look at all like the records he's set by having like 50 albums and all of these, you know, he's probably got a hundred charting things like that. I mean, it's a, it's a different genre for sure. For sure. Yeah. Kind of a deal. So, I mean, it's, you can, you can, it's impressive. She's impressive. Things like that. But I mean, it's not like unheard of. I'll tell you what though. Does this album sound like 1971 to you guys? They obviously were like, Hey,

[52:30]you know, what's good about this album? Dolly's voice. We're going to put it so far forward. It sounds like she's in your fucking living room, but they've got, they've got a number of, if you look at rap Wikipedia, they've got session musicians, all like really good session musicians all over this album. Like fiddleists, drummers, all sorts of musicians that were big for other artists too. Yeah. Well, it took her six months to record this album. I mean, she really took her time doing it, but her voice is so good. I mean,

[53:00]and you recognize it right away, right? Any Dolly Parton song you can recognize as Dolly Parton. I mean, I don't, I don't. How many Dolly Parton songs do you guys know? Like if you were to say, Hey, what's, what's the, what was the game show? Name that tune over under three and a half Dolly Parton songs. I don't think I could have done her. Yeah. I think I only know nine to five. I'm sure I had some others, but that's it. I knew code of many colors. I have to say, but yeah,

[53:31]I suppose. I mean, what else? What's, what's her other big hits that like play out there that are played on the UK one Oh two. I will. There you go. You can hear the Dolly version of, I will always love you. I mean, that's a, I would say it's a famous, it's probably more famous because of that, of course, but you got it. Yeah. Evan Costner, but, but that, you know, that story, Russell code of many colors, you know what the mother's referring to when she's talking about it. What's that? Okay. Well, you, you know, she's referring to Genesis 37, three,

[54:00]where it's actually Joseph and the amazing technical, colored dream coat. Of course, another car album I had. So that made me think Russell. Okay. And I know you always make me edit these out, but we're doing tonight's list on the Bible. Oh, this is the top five songs that are inspired by stories in the Bible. And I'm not doing sympathy for the devil. I'm not doing like the scary list where sometimes it's very tenuous at best, the grip. These are actual songs that are based on stories from the Bible.

[54:30]We're going to start with a song off, a beggar's banquet, the Rolling Stones, prodigal son, of course, from Luke 15, 11 to 32. They're telling the story of the prodigal son, like Jesus did, but they're kind of doing it as like a, like blues lifestyle type song. You read the lyrics to this. It's really interesting. And God, this song is good. Have we done beggars banquet? We haven't had a hundred percent. We have. Okay. I don't remember this song.

[55:02]Next up Russell. Guess who this is. This is, you know what you can tell Dolly by the first note. You can tell this song by its first note to back. Oh, all right. Genesis 22 Dylan turns the story of Abraham into surreal Americana imagery. I was reading a, I don't know. We, we, we talked about Dylan a week ago and I was asking about him kind of, you know, taken from other stuff and it's all new,

[55:31]but they said, historical stuff, but I was reading like Joni Mitchell kind of ripped Bob Dylan. Like she wasn't impressed with him at all. I think she thinks he was, he was like a, a poacher of other stuff. Yeah. He was, he was not legit. That's funny. I wonder if she would still say that now. You, but you do wonder like when they came back from those folk, you know, like you could see that we talked about in the movie, right? Like if you were a folk singer, that meant something very important. Like it was,

[56:00]it was, it was very clear what the rules were. And weren't kind of in a 2010 interview. She famously called him not authentic at all. A plagiarist said everything about Bob Dylan is a deception. Wow. I'd never heard that stuff. Well, I believe that about his persona. I don't believe that about his music necessarily, but definitely his persona. But was that persona? Like when we're listening to the freewheeling Bob Dylan, is that the Dylan persona yet? Cause I picture that as coming later. Like when they're asking him dumb questions. Right. When he's yeah. Yeah. Like the, the right. Anything, anything outside of his music,

[56:31]I think is fake. Agree. Well, and I think if he didn't record it in the studio, it's fake. I think there's a time in the early nineties where he actively hated his fan base. You know what I mean? He'd be like, Oh, you're going to come to a concert. I'm going to put on the shittiest concert possible. And you're still going to come to another one. I think he's gotten out of that a little bit now, but, but speaking of Bob Dylan, the next one is a Pete Seeger song that was covered by the birds. Aaron, you know, it's ecclesiastic. He's three, one, eight. Damn it. I was almost a religion major.

[57:01]Do you guys know that? You were? Yeah, I was. I was, I, as a person who didn't go to church. I took an old Testament class. I thought it was so interesting that I took Hinduism and Buddhism and comparative Christianity. And then they were like, Hey, you need all these classes to get a teaching license. And I was like, Oh shit. I didn't read the fine print. Hey, Oh, do you think my advisor in college was the photography teacher until my junior year? Cause I was too lazy to change it. Yes, I was. But anyway, this is the birds turn, turn, turn. It's literally just Ecclesiastes.

[57:32]Three, one to eight. Ecclesiastes? Aaron, how do I say it? You got it. I think you're confusing it. Rob with Austin three 16 says, I just whipped your ass. And that's the bottom line. The stone cold said, so now I know what you're thinking, Rob, aren't we going to get a song from the book of revelations? Those are the fun ones. Okay. And you sure enough, 13, 18 inspired, uh, iron maiden. Oh, wow. Number of the beast.

[58:02]It's so good. I saw a guy wearing an iron maiden t-shirt today and he did not, uh, I guess like judging a book by its cover, he did not look like the typical iron maiden demographic. And I couldn't figure out a way to ask him like, Hey, are you truly an iron maiden fan? Or is this just a fun t-shirt? Like I, I just couldn't break the ice. I couldn't figure it out. You go up to him and you go six,

[58:32]six, six. Then you go see if they go, it's a sign of the promise. I don't know any iron maiden songs that I wasn't trying to like check him on. And I was legitimately curious, but I couldn't figure out how to broach the subject. Oh, my wife's coming out after I did that. I wonder if she didn't like my tone of my singing. I was a little off. Funny when, when six, when you brought up six, six, six, the beast, she came out of her. That's a good point, Aaron. Matt. I mean, whoever that was. No,

[59:01]no, no. All right. Okay. And she brought me these delicious eggs. Oh, all right. That that's a two week joke. That spans over a week. We haven't done this for a while. We forget what it's like. The next up, we've got Regina Spector, our second to last song, Regina Spector judges 13 to 16. About Samson. Regina Spector, of course, had a kind of a run in the mid two thousands,

[59:31]but, I bet this song has been played at her house 10,000 times. Easy. Regina Spector is a gorgeous singer. We saw her play at Central Park on the piano. We've seen her in concert like three times. So, so good. Highly recommend. And then of course, finally, this one's a little bit of a stretch, but in John 1 14, of course, they're talking about the humanity of God. What if God was a human? And it kind of made me think, what if God was just one?

[60:02]What if God was just a stranger off the bus? How do we make it this far without any Joan Osborne? This is a, guys, it's Joan Osborne. One of us. This song. It's good. It's incredible. Yeah. I mean, Joan Osborne and Jewel go into a cage match. Who wins? Did they ever do that on Celebrity Deathmatch? I'm asking. I, great question. I don't know. I, I love Jewel though. I did.

[60:30]But this is, this song, I could listen to this all the time. I kind of put this in the path with like, Meredith, what's her name? With bitch. And then like walking on broken glass. Oh, there's some good songs. And of course, when you're talking about probably my favorite version of the American Bible, I would say it's Beck's American translation. Okay. Great translation. Which is, of course we know, and we know this off the top of our head. It's a Lutheran church,

[61:00]Missouri sentence. Oh, fuck. All right. So let's move on. That is it for the list. No reason to explore that any further. That's what happens when you don't research things ahead of time. You just kind of talk about it as you go. Luckily you were almost a religion major. So, you know, what's up next up traveling man. This is about a man who was dating the daughter, but it turned out he was just another mill funder. Listen to this. With that traveling man on Saturday.

[61:30]This started to remind me a lot of, of Janice Joplin. We're going to hear Pearl pretty soon. I'm sure. Cause this would be like a couple of years after that, right? This would be like three years after that. He literally left her for her mother. You guys think you could ever be a semi truck driver? I've been, I've been fantasizing about that more and more.

[62:00]Like I'll see TikToks of guys in there. Can we talk about that? Like an out, like a hundred episodes ago. I know I did a whole bit on lounge lizards or whatever you call them. Lot lizards. Lot lizards. I think there's a lot of really good Indian food at truck stops now out here. I think that'd be fun to explore the Indian food subculture. Aaron, how about this? How about this? What if you and I drive a truck together? Yes. You know what I mean? Like we're doing a cross country thing. We're just sitting and chatting the whole time. Oh, we're hot bunking it. We're going. Yes. Aaron, can you imagine we stop? Okay.

[62:30]And apparently I don't, I didn't realize this was a thing, but apparently we're just getting Indian food, which seems like the worst food to have at the truck stop. But you know what? I'll fucking hit a samosa with you. Yeah, let's do it. I'll put the green sauce on there. I'm ready to go. Okay, man, you coming with us? You want to be on the third? We'll sleep head to feet. You want to be on the semi truck with us? Huh? I'll be all right. You did the RV. Was that, was that too stressful for you? No, I mean, like the driving part wouldn't be it.

[63:00]I mean, but like, if it was, if it was your job, like you had to go from here to Oklahoma City, like Minneapolis to Oklahoma City. Yeah. Once a week for the next 52 weeks, kind of like. Hey Rob, think of this too. Once a week. I do hate jobs. Matt knows how to get me. I do hate jobs. Rob, no summers off either. Yeah. Fuck that shit. You heard that? 52 weeks in a year, Rob. Yeah. Working 52 weeks. July's time, you get Christmas off. There's no two weeks around Christmas. You think those companies are letting you take time off to go?

[63:31]I hate Lyft. Fuck that. But it would be kind of fun to open up the truck and see what's in there. Don't you think? Like you go back there like, what the fuck's in here anyways? Like what's all this? You think, you think Stallone got paid like PTO days when he did those arm wrestling competitions? No, he got paid nothing. I'm sure he did. No. He got no PTO for those days. That's why he had to do the fights because he needed the money. That's a great point. Aaron, you and I could find another business where we just drive around. Maybe Aaron and I just do a road trip.

[64:00]Hey Rob, would I turn my head? Head around. I get no PTO for those days. No PTO. I, can I tell you something, Russell? I've never seen that movie. What? I know. I have to be honest. Out of all the movies you've seen, you haven't seen that one. I know. I haven't seen it. Okay. I don't know what to tell you. So when somebody, when somebody turns their hat, I do know that that like activates them or whatever. Like I've seen. Hey Matt, Matt, the Venn diagram, there is definitely no intersection of people who have seen over the top and had a

[64:31]milk man as a kid. There's no, there's no overlap. Like Rob's parents aren't letting him watch over the top that as a kid. No, I was watching the much fancier arm wrestling trucker movies that were out there. My blue tears. This was actually the first single off this album. Probably like a Rob because the arm wrestlers used to like meet up at different truck stops and then arm wrestle for money. Like it was like a thing. I'll see you in Wichita. Two weeks.

[65:00]Oh, can you imagine though? Like guy gets done arm wrestling and then you're like, Hey, then he's like, Hey, pay me 40 bucks. I'll give you a hand job out in the cabin. You'd be like, I bet this guy gets a crazy, crazy, insane. That's why you're paying so much. Russell, before you ask, you are a world-class weightlifter, but I'm asking you honestly, like if you have the choice to be like a world-class arm wrestler, I think you like, what would you choose? I, I terrified of arm wrestling. I'm terrified of it. Like imagine going to a party for your whole,

[65:31]your whole life. And every time you're there, like you're like, Oh, Hey, let's arm wrestle. And you're just smashing everyone. Three reasons. Okay. Number one, you got to arm wrestle everybody. Nobody asked me to squat in front of them right now. Okay. Number two, unless you're in Vegas, when there's some chick asking him, well, then throw some chick on your back and squat. Well, okay. Well, that was, that was just a made up story, but yeah, it was pretty awesome too. Number two, Russell arm wrestles are fucking weird looking. You look at their arms. Their arms are so fucking weird.

[66:00]I think he's from Minnesota. He's like a farmer. He's got the biggest hand. It's it's, they're like fucked up. They're like, when you realize Popeye in real life is actually a terrifying proposition. Like that's what it looks like when you see arm wrestlers. Pull up this picture for the other guys. Jeff, I think it's Dob or Dobby. D-A-B-E. Jeff, D-A-B-E. Oh yeah. Oh wow. See, this is exactly what I'm thinking of. This is the, oh wow. Oh wow.

[66:31]I got to tell you, if you guys don't think that a Saudi Prince has reached out and been like, I'll give you $10 million for a hand job. You are not thinking like a Saudi Prince. Go down just a couple more. This one. Oh, oh, fucking club, man. See, this is the thing. Russell's. If you were an arm wrestle, you'd be going against this guy. He would break. And finally, I don't allow arm wrestling in my class. Cause I always think people are going to break their arms.

[67:00]Arm wrestling. I don't, I don't arm wrestle ever. I never arm wrestle anybody. I, it's too painful. It makes me, I think I got my ass kicked a lot. Cause I'm a big guy, but this was never strong. So people would beat me arm wrestling and think it's a big deal. And I'm like, no, I hate it. So you didn't have that wrist snap down. Did you? I didn't have the wrist snap. No Russell. I realized now, you know what the problem was, Russell. I never watched over the top. That's the problem. If I would've watched that, it would have been better at arm wrestling. If I, Jeff is from Stacy, Minnesota. This is a song that, uh, it's that Dolly Parton wrote when she saw her roommate was putting in a ton

[67:33]of apple cider vinegar into a dish. It's called, if I lose my mind, that might have to be Russell. We can't believe that. And my rolling goal, this episode is going to be two seconds long. You're saying you need to figure out how to Russell. I did. I did approach it a little better. I was in the wrong. Good self-reflection. You were in the wrong. You know, it's interesting. Like this whole album, there, there seems like a, a level of restraint in country music, right? Where they're not going to the absolute ends. Of what their voices can do,

[68:00]but she's singing the hell out of that song. Like she's really going forward in that one. And that's, I like that sound. Uh, the next one, mystery of mystery, the mystery of the mystery. You know what, Aaron, you would not like on this. What's that? If you had the album, like I do, which was a great album. The back is a cursive written letter. Oh, nobody can read cursive anymore. This will not fly. Like there's no way Aaron, this kid 10 years from now can read cursive writing,

[68:31]right? No, it's Rob. Do your kids do cursive writing in school? No, no, no, we're not doing it. So let's just go by the wayside. Look at this back cover of the album. I mean, right now you're in an alley guy pulls out a gun on you. Hands you a piece of paper and a pencil and says, make a capital H in cursive. Oh, I mean, you're just like, Hey, you know what I mean? Tell my mom. She wrecked me. You know, it's like, whatever or whatever I'm going,

[69:02]I'm fine. Aaron. I don't have any issues. We did this not that long ago. Rob had us write the words freak zoo on a piece of paper and see how I did. I found that piece of paper the other day. And I was like, why did they write freak zoo? Oh, I was trying to think I was trying to get the address there. Yeah. Those places. We always go in Vegas. Aaron and I love to go to houses. It's a freak zoo. Yeah. Off to freak zoo. I had to write it on cursive to, are you guys gambling 10 hours a day there?

[69:31]No. Uh, she never met a man. She didn't like. This sounds like old country, doesn't it? Yeah. It's going to be pet to claim, right? Yeah, for sure. This is so funny. Cause she's talking about how like, you know, this woman who never met a man she didn't like. And it's exactly what I'm trying to teach my girls at all times. Raising me, raising daughters is almost impossible because they're, they're constantly like, Hey, I've talked to this boy and I'm like,

[70:01]he's a piece of shit. That guy is a piece of shit. I guarantee he's a bad person. Then you say, listen to my podcast. That's the thing. I'm one of the greatest guys she knows. Okay. And I just had a whole bit about an arm wrestler going to Saudi Arabia to give hand jobs for money. And a bit about Yoda's balls. Extended one extended. Oh yeah. I bet it was extended. It's $10 million. That would be a bummer. Wouldn't it? If you're that chic.

[70:30]Nevermind. Early morning breeze. This sounds a lot like Janice too to me. What, uh, what time are you getting up on the weekends? Like now? No podcast. No, nothing. What time are we getting up? Uh, seven 30. Yeah. I was up at seven, seven. I got up this morning at seven. Nice. Seven's a good time. I sleep in on the weekends. I don't sleep a lot on the weekdays and I sleep in on the weekends. Russell. Tell us what time you're waking up.

[71:00]Be honest. Oh, I don't get up before nine on a weekend. Oh, but I have other days where I would sleep later. Much later. Oof. A day where you wake up at 11. I'm staying up to like, there's no question. I'm staying up to the end of a world series. I wouldn't even, I wouldn't even think about going to bed. Oh, so jealous. Oh, I'm so jealous. Now, Russell, let me ask you this. Do you get summers off? Oh, forget it. Can't do it. The way I see you.

[71:30]I'm starting to get more people telling me I look like I've lost weight. Most of you guys haven't said anything. That's fine. But I'll tell you what. Great to get compliments. You know what I mean? Sometimes I'll let my hair grow real long. So when I cut it, they're like, oh, nice haircut. You know what I mean? You guys get any good compliments recently that you remember? Maybe I should have asked this.

[72:00]The looks on your faces is more depressing than any song we've listened to today. I don't really. I'm not a big compliment person. We need to go to bed. Hello. You look fantastic today. Man, you do look good. Your hair always looks nice, man. You're a great looking guy. Wow. Thanks, Rob. That means a lot coming from you. What the fuck? That doesn't sound good at all. What are you saying? I like that. I don't take compliments well.

[72:33]Are you good? Do you guys take compliments well? Yeah. I don't like them. Really? How do you take a compliment well? You just say thank you? Just say thank you. Just say thank you. See, I always try to make a joke and put myself down. Not good. Not healthy. If I don't share this, Anna will laugh at me. She can laugh at me anyway. You guys remember the dog that bit me like three years ago? Oh, we remember. That you had to put down. I'll think about it. I'll forget. I'll think about that dog till the day I die.

[73:00]That dog was next door again recently, but the lady who owns the dog, Susan, she's very nice. We're friends now. She recently, Susan recently complimented my arms. She said I had nice arms. So, the lady who owns the dog who bit me. Aaron thought real hard and long about it if he wants to tell that story. I didn't want to share that with him. She's like 85. She was like, Aaron's like, you should. Some people aren't as scared of the older people, It was very kind of her to say. I was very, I said, thank you. That's very nice. You check my Bing search history.

[73:31]You'll find I'm quite comfortable. Watch me scoop this rocky road later. Oh my God. He's got his hat on backwards. He's activated his ice cream scooping muscles. Rob, we went to like a kind of fancier restaurant. We went to like a tasting restaurant the other night, 11 courses. Wow. And so that the one of the, this is kind of like a, a restaurant where you're sitting around the open kitchen. So, you can see all the chefs. They're all doing their thing.

[74:00]They're all preparing everything. And they were doing constant, like these desserts. And the one guy kept getting out this big, like this tin of ice cream. Oh, hell yeah. And all he was doing for nonstop was just like grinding on like weakening the ice cream so he can scoop it up. And that's all I thought about for about three minutes. Can you imagine what he could do to you, Rob? Putting the hammer to it. Yeah. You know what I mean? Just absolutely. It's going to look like an old black belt jujitsu fingers at the end of the day. The end of it, but it's going to be the best five minutes of your life.

[74:30]He's got that wrist action. Oh yeah. That guy shows, that guy shows up and he's not drinking motor oil at the arm wrestling competition, but he's whooping ass. Yeah, exactly. The ice cream man, ice cream man. He comes in, he's got a walk in music and it's like the, it's like the blue bell music, whatever you call it. Like, or whatever, like the, Oh no. it's the ice cream man.

[75:00]I thought Russell, you're going to say the latest compliment you got is that you ate all your food. The people that were like, good job cleaning your plate. You're like, yes, thank you. That's the greatest. What? Here I am. Well, that's a compliment. Russell, when they say good job cleaning your plate. Oh, is this by the way, not an anthem? Like, why do we not hear this in advertisements? Right. The Instagram reels. It sounds like it could have been Aretha. Like you could have given the same song to Aretha, right? At the same time. If you guys notice my Instagram reels, I always put music from the album we've done that week.

[75:31]I think this might be the next one I do when I'm squatting. This song is great. It's great. Her voice is so good. It's so far forward. What a pleasure. What a pleasurable album. And I got to say, when I saw this, I was like, Oh, okay. I like Dolly. But then you listen to this and I was like, God, they're fun. I mean, I'm not going to listen to this every day for the rest of my life, but it's like a Dolly Parton. And Sia did this in 2018. Damn it.

[76:02]The dumpling original. You should hire me, Apple. God, we could have made an Apple ad. A better place to live to close out the album. I thought it would make my place a better place to live. I want a soup restaurant by me. Like if there's a ramen restaurant in my building, like a rainy day, I could go down and get some ramen. Although, I think the place below me right now does make baked potato soup. So I could just do that.

[76:30]Damn, I love getting a good soup. What do you wish was next to Aaron? What could you put in your restaurant or in your neighborhood to make it better? Oh, I mean, in tacos, it would have to be tacos. If I could watch the tacos. What kind of tacos are we getting, Aaron? Uh, Asada and fish. I know you didn't say lengua because you knew I was going to make fun of you. You can say lengua if you want. I don't really, I don't, I don't usually, I don't usually order the lengua, if it's the lengua, I don't know,

[77:00]I'm not usually a lengua guy. Yeah. But if it happens, it's nice. I mean, it's, uh, Russell, what would you, what do you put near you? What do you put near your house to make your neighborhood better? Probably just normal apple cider. I can go for like walk outside and there's like a dive bar with great wings right next door. That would be good. Oh yeah. That'd be, yeah. Right next to that. I mean, even a coffee, like Maxwell's back in the day. Did you guys ever go to Maxwell's 25 cent wings?

[77:31]I did go to Maxwell's. That's the thing. Oh, it was down up in Washington. My kids are never going to know a 299, two cheeseburger meal for McDonald's and they're never going to know a 25 cent wing. You know what I mean? They're just, that's just that those days are gone, right? Can you get it for one beers and half price apps? So like seven bucks at Bennigan's back in the day, you got two beers and a chicken basket with chicken crystal with that thing. Oh, money. Crystal. Come on. Can I get two orders of mozzarella sticks?

[78:00]Does that still count as the two for Matt? You go get drinks at Bennigan's and then you go across the street Wednesday nights at steak and ale. All you can eat. Prime rib. Yeah. 1999. All you can eat. Prime rib, Rob. If there was an, all you can eat prime rib next to me for 1999, why would you ever go anywhere else? Wouldn't you? Why would you go anywhere else every Wednesday? I'd be like now. Yeah. I mean, that's like the only place you'd eat. Chipotle is like, even if you didn't eat that much prime rib, it's still worth it at 1999. Like that's what's, what's prime rib per pound right now.

[78:30]Let's look it up. Prime rib by the point cost. Okay. About $17 per pound. Where is that? No. Yeah, I agree. Choice. America's test kitchen. Not this 479, but this internet stupid. Yeah. Not agreeing with me. You know what? I hate Russell. Can I tell you what I hate? I hate it when people don't agree with me. I get so mad. You know what I'm talking about? All right, let's get into the rating system. Rolling. Well toned. Okay.

[79:00]This is, you know, sometimes you need to watch your tone, but sometimes we've got to talk about if it's rolling. Well tone in this situation, this would be is perfect at two 57 Dolly Parton's coat of many colors. If you think this album should be higher up on the list, which of course is a lower number. Okay. This is a rolling bone. It should have been higher up on the list, which of course would be a lower number. Okay. So many numbers are lower. We can't even think of any list. A list. What if the Rolling Stone list went to the negatives? That's a thought I just had.

[79:30]Okay. Or you could get a rolling groan. Okay. Maybe you don't want to, maybe you realize doubles really aren't worth it anymore. You know what I mean? Like we're up way too late, even though we did go pretty fast on these. I'm pretty impressed if it should be a higher number back on the list. Hey Dolly, get your ass back on the list. We don't need you way up here. Okay. This is a country album. Why is it so high up on the list? All right. That would be a rolling groan. And I'm going to edit that part out. I yelled at Dolly. I feel bad about it. Matt, what do you think? Rolling well-toned, rolling bone,

[80:00]or rolling groan? I think this one's tough because feels like Dolly Parton should be on the list, right? But at the same time, is it maybe just because of her persona now over the last 10, 15, 20 years that everybody's figured out? She's such a great person and she is such a good person. Philanthropic, does all the right things. Self-deprecating, just an overall awesome person, if you will. So is that why she's on the list here? I mean, I, in our little mini session we've got here, we've got Pearl by Janis Joplin coming up in two weeks.

[80:30]And I, I think that album is way better than this one, just from a, if you want to talk about like female albums in the seventies, kind of a thing. I mean, that's sixties, but you know, that genre. So I don't know. It's, it's tough because it feels like she should be here. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's, it's tough because it feels like she should be here, but I'll just say it's rolling well tone right here, but maybe it should be down five or six and Janis Joplin should be ahead of it. I don't know.

[81:00]Do you think it's possible that this is kind of a, a credit for her writing as well? You know what I mean? Like she's written so many big songs. She's such a famous writer. It's kind of a, I don't want to say like the Carole King album, but that kind of album celebrated, I think the spot on that list kind of celebrated the whole role. She had a music, not just that particular album. I don't know. It could. Yeah. I mean, that's where it feels like it somewhere has to be on the album or on the list, but is it best top 500 artists of all time as opposed to the top 500 albums of all time?

[81:31]You know, I don't know, man. If we misread the list, that'd be depressing. Back to number one. It turns out we got to talk about the beach boys, not the album. Russell, what do you think? Rolling? Well-toned rolling bone and rolling grown. I'm a little, little torn. I'm kind of, I think in the same boat as Matt, I love listening to the album. I'm glad I have it. I could see putting this on and enjoying listening to it over and over, but it didn't strike me as being like out of this world. Amazing. And so I'm, I'm a bit confused by it. I think she has to be on the list somewhere,

[82:00]but I will say if you just look up like greatest country music albums, I'm not. And, and there are other people that know way more country music than I do, but I don't know what, like, if you start looking, we've already did, I think Lucinda Williams, we did that one, right? Yeah. And I think if you're, if you're going to throw like a George Jones or Waylon Jennings or find the country album, that should be on the list at this point instead of this one. And I'm not sure which, which that would be. So I think if you're going to have country music on here,

[82:31]then it's a good one to have. Like, I mean, Shania, like, are you going to put a Shania one of Garth Brooks on there? Probably not. Right. Yeah. I don't know. I is like the top selling album. I'm just saying that's why, that's why I called out Matt. Cause it was huge. I mean, you know, the country always throws us for a loop when we started. So that threw me for a loop a little bit. I really enjoyed it. I think she's probably got to be on the list. And if you're looking at the greatest country albums, this is her on all the lists I look at, this is the one that gets added. So I'm going to say it's rolling well toned. It's a good spot for it on the list,

[83:01]but I will say you think about this, this was within probably 20 albums of the, of the chicks album, right? That ain't close, right? Oh, no, that's a much, that's a much superior album. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't think in my mind, I wouldn't make an argument that this is really high on the list, but I'm happy with where it's at. And I'm going to listen to it again and enjoy it. Aaron rolling, well-toned rolling, bone rolling, grown coat of many colors, of course, named after part of the Bible, as we already went through.

[83:30]Oh, I love my coat of many colors. I don't have a lot to say that my distinguished colleagues haven't said already. It's always confusing when Rolling Stone deviates to other. Genres don't know how to rate these things. I mean, what am I going to say? Dolly Parton doesn't belong on the list. She's an amazing person and musician. Um, so, but I, you know, I think it's very nice music. I enjoyed listening to it. Um, so I'm going to just call it rolling.

[84:00]Well-toned, uh, unfortunately, you guys are in correct. Shit. Okay. Oh shit. I didn't write a joke for this. Now I have to think of it off the top of my head. This gets a rolling Donny Osmond. Oh, because any time I listen to this coat of many colors, it makes me want to listen to Joseph and his amazing Technicolor dream coat. See, that's how much better things got in the nineties. Russell old days, coat of many colors. What if I told you that coat is now a Technicolor dream coat.

[84:32]This coat is better than it's ever been. And it's only five times more expensive. Now, next up next week, we continue our series of female albums that of course, Aaron is calling ladies night. With Joni Mitchell and the hissing of summer lawns, the hissing of the lawns, which is better than what happened to me. When I tried to kiss my friend summer, when she was yawning, I'm so tired. These doubles are so hard guys. I don't want to hear about the greatest of all time,

[85:05]but you're just too lazy to look. Is it yawn ever? Is it yawn? The least sexy thing a person can do. Maybe a one. No, but I, but see some people like that. I don't think anybody's seen a yawn and been like, oh, that's sexy. Wait, no, it's time to go to bed. Not the honest. It's time to go to bed. I just don't think a yawn is, I just don't think it was very sexy. Listen,

[85:30]this is what is also. Yeah. Yons are contagious. Like that's a, like you never pulled that Rob. You did the yawn to see if the lady who was checking me out, yawn, because it was contagious for her. Well, I just told her that she got it from a, Got it from a Peloton, you know what I mean? Peloton bike. Yeah, you got that yawn from Peloton. That was a B. It's time to say goodbye. Russell, in a zombie, we have an ounce and a half of Jamaican rum. Yes. An ounce and a half of gold rum.

[86:00]Yep. One ounce of 151-proof DeMera rum. Yep. Reforce an ounce of fresh lime juice. Half ounce of Don's Mix. What the hell? Half ounce of your neighbors making you drink something called Don's Mix? Look out, Aaron. That's what, yeah. Okay, half ounce of Ferulinum. This is harder than it looks. Russell, how do you do this so well? I've got one teaspoon of grenadine, one dash of Angostura bitters, and six drops of absinthe.

[86:31]It's optional. Does it look like this drink I'm holding up? It looks a lot like that, yeah. Russell, that looks as warm as a deviled egg to me. Because as you can see, tonight, I was also drinking a drink from Booze and Vinyl 2. Oh, my God. It's a cowgirl cobbler in honor of Dolly Parton and Code of Many Colors. Wow, Russell. You guys ever had a cowgirl cobbler? Well, yeah, but what is a cobbler? It sounds like since the 90s. Is there some Apple Jack in there, or what's going on here? We got two and a half ounces of Apple Jack.

[87:01]Rob, hit it. Oh. Half an ounce of Grand Marnier. I know this from Aaron. I know what's going on. Half an ounce of Simple Syrup. Or mixed sugar to water one-to-one. Lemon slice for garnish. Oh. Cherry for garnish. Hit the music. Wow. How is it, Russell? It sounds nice and sweet. Well, it's nice and warm now, because I forgot about it for the last 45 minutes, Rob. Russell, we need to set an alarm like I have for tracking my food,

[87:33]but for you, it's drink your drink. You know what I mean? Single Russell would never forget to drink his drink. Never, ever. I feel blue. I must warn you about the dark side of my balls. They might not be as smooth because I can't see with the razor down there. It's so close to Kermit. It's just like it's right on the razor's edge.

[88:01]Why is it so slow? Kermit's balls were incredibly wrinkly. He needed scrotox, which nobody's ever going to hear about because you guys are making me cut by rolling going. The legend lives on from the Chippewa down of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee.

[88:34]The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead when the skies above, November turned gloomy. The tunnel of our horse, 26,000 tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty. That good ship in Drew was a bone to be chewed when the gales of November came early.

[89:02]The ship was the pride of the American side coming back from some mill in Wisconsin. To the big freighters go, it was bigger than most with a crew and good captain well-seasoned. Including some terms with a couple of steel firms where they left fully loaded from Cleveland. Later that night when the ship's bell rang

[89:31]it could be the north wind they'd feel in. The wind and the wires made a tattle-tale sound and the waves broke over the railing. And every man knew and the captain did too t'was the witch of November come stealing.

[90:00]Dawn came late and the breakfast had weighed when the gales of November came slashing. The gales of November came slashing. The gales of November came slashing. The gales of November came slashing. The gales of November came slashing. The gales of November came slashing. The gales of November came slashing. The gales of November came slashing. The gales of November came slashing. The gales of November came slashing. The gales of November came slashing. The gales of November came slashing. The gales of November came slashing. The gales of November came slashing. The afternoon came, it was freezing rain, the face of a hurricane west wind. When supper time came, the old cook came on deck

[90:37]saying, fellas, it's too rough to feed ya. At 7 p.m., a main hatchway caved in. He said, fellas, it's been good to know ya. Captain White, and he had water coming in, and the good ship and crew was in peril. Later that night, when his light went out of sight,

[91:03]came the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Captain White, and he had water coming in, and the good ship and crew was in peril. Later that night, when his light went out of sight, came the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Later that night, when his light went out of sight, came the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Later that night, when his light went out of sight, came the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Later that night, when his light went out of sight, came the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Later that night, when his light went out of sight, came the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Later that night, when his light went out of sight, came the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Later that night, when his light went out of sight, came the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Did anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?

[91:34]The searchers all say they'd have made Whitefish Bay if they'd put fifteen more miles behind her. They might have split up or they might have capsized, they may have broke deep and took water. All that remains is the faces and the names of the whitewashed. All that remains is the faces and the names of the whitewashed. All that remains is the faces and the names of the whitewashed.

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