Nirvana: Unplugged in New York (1994)

[00:00]In 2020, four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums as decided by Rolling Stone magazine. This resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music, excoriated the order, and led us to making this podcast. We are far from experts. We promise to do almost no research. All opinions are our own, unless you disagree. Please sit back and enjoy. Beck did it better. We are all the way up to album 279. And you know what year this album is? 1990. I don't know, Rob. Why don't I check my vinyl album of this one?

[00:31]Wow. Wow. Check that out. 1994, Russell. One of the greatest years ever. We have Nirvana, who's just like me after having too much ice cream. Unplugged in New York. You know what I mean? Unplugged? It's just too... Can I take a shot at this one, Rob? Please. It's 1994, which is just like me. When I took... When I took us, all our college buddies on a fishing trip and forgot to put the plug in

[01:03]the boat. Wow. Unplugged. Unplugged. The classic... Is there anything... The classic... Minnesota. The classic guy running the boat that shouldn't be running the boat. Unplugged. Forgot the plug. Oh. You haven't done it until you're taking your new wife out on a sailboat, Russell. And as you're going, the sailboat is slowly going down, down. Yeah. And you're like, hmm. This doesn't... This shouldn't be riding so low. And so you have to go to a beach. Let out all the water and then somehow convince her that you know what you're doing.

[01:31]I mean, this kind of sounds like a car, flat tire type of scenario. You think so? Hey, we got to go to that beach. Ugh. Ugh. I'm just in my swimsuit and a life jacket. You know what I mean? Can you think of anything worse for having to make love to somebody than wearing a life jacket? Like, if the two of you are wearing life jackets, I don't think you can do it. You know what, Russell? That's why I'm going to search later tonight. I don't think I could. Two life jacket porn. I guarantee that search does not exist. Okay? I'm not going to do it now out of respect to you guys.

[02:00]Okay, maybe on my phone. Okay. If I... Okay. No, I'm not going to, Russell. I'm too strong to do this. Now, am I stalling because the parody song is about Aaron and he's not here? Maybe. But you know what? Aaron got up between our recordings, left, and then his Zoom turned off. It's the first ever leaving the Zoom in between recordings. And you know what? None of us could blame him. Okay? Matt looked longingly... No. I didn't know that was an option.

[02:30]He didn't know he could do it. You can't, Matt. Hey, Matt, if you hover over the leave button at the bottom right... No. Don't tell him that. He doesn't know that exists, Russell. Sorry. That's why I have to end the show every time. Listen. Oh. Okay? Let's get into... Let's turn on K-Rob. Okay? I heard that the... Rob and his meat puppets recorded a great song. So let's... Wait, no. That's not a meat puppet. That's just... Okay. Here we go. What is he doing?

[03:00]Now Aaron's in and his video is not on. Okay? His video is not on and he's muted. And his name is different from the first time he logged in. I want to say that. He is somehow... I think he is gone. I'm going to guess right now. He's gone on a second device. Aaron's going to come in in a fucked up camera angle. Wait till you see this camera angle that Aaron's going to fucking give us when he turns us on. Rob, the other thing is like you were talking about Aaron as an employee. Yeah. How often does this happen on like Teams or calls? Oh. Oh. Oh. it's crazy how bad people's mics are and they don't understand like well what's what's worse

[03:38]man having a bad like computer mic and you're in a meeting or when you sit down with a guy and he's got a setup like i have where it's obvious that he's like got a podcast but for god's sakes do not ask him about it you know what i mean under no circumstance are you going to talk to this guy about the podcast i fucking told your ass i told your ass he's not a second device maybe he's in an awkward angle rob we're like now he's sitting back like there's a 50 chance we see aaron's balls

[04:03]all right for the first time tonight let's turn on k-rob k-r-o-b what's up everybody welcome to k-rob k-r-o-b oh sorry it's just i'm a little distracted i have this intense pain in my left hand side that hurts really bad when somebody pushes on it but uh i've been thinking it's gonna be fine oh yeah oh aaron woke up with a pain in his side he said maybe i

[04:36]just ate too much tripe or i've been eating too many leaves of cacti hurt so bad he saw the doctor guy wow the doctor's a guy here you've got a pretty bad infection this normally kills about everyone let's do nothing to hope for a good outcome by the way my name is dr

[05:03]aaron went to the worst md who said you don't need surgery this episode won't take long to edit for me because now we are a podcast of three when you want to hear about the you might think is that the problem you should be kicked off the airways no you should lose your job not be a podcast host anymore is there no decency can you imagine making jokes about

[05:36]inappropriate things crazy to me whatever podcast listen beck did it better aaron still has active appendicitis i want to be clear we talked about it last week we don't know we don't know we don't know you don't either okay aaron just press press your appendix and see if it bursts kills you i don't think i got the itis anymore but we're gonna find out on july 20th tune in yeah oh i can't wait we're

[06:03]going cctv fly on in from pearland texas if you want to come join i do need a ride home from the colonoscopy so if anybody wants to oh yeah come on you're gonna go he's gonna go single white female he shows up with a shaved head i'm like you i did my own colonoscopy listen i've got three guys here okay who want to talk about okay going unplugged in new york and it's not when rob's wife comes in late at night he thought

[06:31]he was she was at work longer okay that joke to work you gotta understand i have a plug-in vibrator the batteries just aren't powerful enough i need some rpms okay oh you guys are still masturbating acoustic style oh two thousands of you uh i've got mad minneapolis mad how are you doing good rob i wish i was like you easily amused wow i am it's true i got russell minneapolis russell how are you doing rob don't lie to me where did

[07:03]you sleep oh man wow and i've got aaron who's out in california now aaron went in for a watch repair and he goes you know i need one of those new little batteries and the guy says oh is it four o'clock and he goes i have no idea my watch is broken i already told you i don't know if it's four o'clock you know what whenever we're recording this podcast you can always come as you are let's let's talk about nirvana unplugged in wow work wow so good listen

[07:31]let's not mess around anymore let's get right into the voicemail on the back line 802-277-BEC that's 802-277-2325 now this uh voicemail is going to require you to share a little bit of imaging as well so i have to kind of pull up uh what they gave and i'll show

[08:00]you guys here we go hey there wanted to know if you guys saw this and know what you thought about it first of all thank you so much so they sent us a list of this year's inductees to the rock and roll hall of fame hof okay now of course the rock and roll hall of fame is something that we have never felt strongly about okay we don't have strong opinions one way or another i i put our in to be nominated when i was at the rock and roll hall of fame they have computers and you can put stuff in i put us in and then i put in dr teeth and the electric mayhem i have not been

[08:35]checking the back to the better gmail like i should have russell it's possible we got nominated and i let it go yeah okay and you know who we're going to join this year if we would have gotten into the rock and roll let's hear it uh maybe somebody named shot a oh okay shot day is going in oasis is going in wu-tang clan phil collins iron maiden where we belong new order oh he did we did new order right yeah is the order is

[09:02]awesome i've been on a new order kick not even knowing that they were going in but they are phenomenal uh we've got billy idol okay luther vandross cilia cruz fella cootie who we've talked about aaron who's on this list nice queen latifah seems a little late for her to be getting in graham parsons who we've talked about a couple episodes ago rick rubin oh okay now here's one for you ed sullivan ed sullivan is going on it's like a

[09:35]contributor but did you did you see the documentary about him no was oh is he a big he basically had every black artist on his show before it was cool to have black artists on here because he essentially integrated brought the the music to the masses if you will and took a lot of flack for a lot of uh negotiating so he absolutely deserves did you hear about when ed sullivan had a big foot

[10:02]fetish i've got a really big shoe i've got a real big shoe i'm gonna i'm gonna check off into the shoe listen mc light and jimmy miller okay here are some bands that are not in the rock and roll hall of fame judas priest should they be in the rock and roll hall of fame uh i don't where do you even start this conversation right like like here's the thing guess what you obviously start you start with judas priest of course they're gonna get in you know like all these bands are

[10:33]gonna get in like like time is only going one direction we're adding like 12 bands a year all these bands have to get in eventually right motorhead pantera scorpions like is pantera in the rock and roll hall of fame do they belong in the rock hall of fame guys do we even care about this conversation like i that's the thing i'm looking at i'm looking at the alternative ones there the smiths sonic youth pixies the cure new york i mean like like fish will get in eventually um the cure should be smiths probably

[11:01]will pix i mean pixies are great and they kind of led the grungy era in late 80s but they've got one great song do you have an album on the top 500 lists of all time you should be in right yeah i would think i and if you've got two you should definitely be in right oh a thousand percent for sure uh the monkeys no that's not a real band how about how about grammy winner jethro tull okay italica's in okay shouldn't jethro tull be in there

[11:31]okay uh war they have war if war is not getting in the rock and roll fame actually i don't care how long time goes on time immemorial war is not getting listened lowrider they got one good song yeah okay well they also have friends thank you thank you disco kid was a friend of mine the commodores are not in i don't know guys i just don't feel like the rock and roll hall of fame like people love to get fired up about it like queen latifah getting in people want us to feel a certain way about that i don't know i think it's another great way to honor musicians especially

[12:03]somebody like fila cuti you know hopefully somebody's going to be like oh who's this fila cuti and all of a sudden you realize like all the people he's influenced and all the people we've talked about him influencing talking heads and it's hard to compare though because it doesn't seem like there's a transparency thing with this like with the baseball hall of fame you're out you have like a five-year waiting period and then you're voted on for 15 years and then you're out 15 years if you don't meet certain votes you get taken off the there's like rules to it yeah same with the nfl hall of fame and this like you have like do you have to be do you is there a waiting

[12:36]period after like your last out is there any sort of how do they decide because the bands are from all over like time wise because you can't you could never have a waiting period from like your last album right otherwise these bands they're making music forever artists must release their first commercial recording 25 years prior to the nomination year okay so they had to be around at least 25 years before nominated yeah and then just a bunch of artists people vote and then the fan vote but the fan vote's only like less than one percent of the

[13:03]vote just let everybody know it's a joke no wonder we haven't gotten in and then and then the next thing is the museum rules photography food and drink like that's how non-serious the rock and roll hall of famous like the sixth thing down is like whether or not you can bring food or drink into the museum by the way uh in the rock and roll have you guys been to the rock and roll hall of fame it was fantastic no yeah matt you'd love it you haven't been to the rock and roll hall of fame been there no i've been to cleveland once so oh bro you you you would love the rock and roll hall

[13:30]of fame i think it'd be right up your alley it's kind of fun the only thing that's crazy is how small prince's clothes are they have like his clothes set out you're just like god damn this guy was like prince if i wrestled him it would seem like it would seem like morally wrong you know what i mean just me beat the shit out of putting prince in like a uh the steiner recliner or whatever it was do you think you could beat a 130 pound wrestler no absolutely not not anymore i've totally reversed course on that by the way as since doing jujitsu i realized that i can't beat anyone at any time there's there's nothing

[14:03]that i can't do it now aaron has switched back to his computer his eyes are really big yeah he's back to his computer aaron do you behave like this on a work zoom calls i'm good i'm good what's going on what is it what is going are you okay over there aaron okay i don't think he's good guys i don't think he's good i'm on when you start i dude guys

[14:32]we've got 69 minutes we gotta get we gotta get into rolling going aaron i know i know but i'm looking at your eyes bro can i just say this about the rock and roll hall of fame d light is only mentioned once i was keeping track when i was there d light's only on there one time which is crazy uh uh aaron how's it going with you first of all i'm fine something seems to be happening with my internet so but i'm i'm good i'm okay uh i mean i'm good i just so um between uh the last episode and this

[15:06]one i came up with i'm paying for two internet providers right now by the way i haven't canceled the one got another and it's been like four months that's smart if you need a backup um i gotta schedule your wife makes three and a half million that's good that's just the right just the right amount i cannot tell you to cancel verizon i have to go on with the chat bot oh right it's the worst bro i i would i would rather pay him pay him for life and just lose out on the

[15:31]money to deal with that shit you know what fuck it i'll get double internet two routers going as fast twice as fast why is there's a second internet uh hot spot called nothing important here don't look here no files i feel like i should uh it's really going fine we had a tell me you're with a group of guys that never hit porno on their parents at computer okay without telling me you know what i mean is this raps wrong yeah what do we know should we just okay never mind the show listen there's a couple guys out there that are howling at that

[16:02]you guys hear me not important files don't look here boobs at jpeg took me four hours to download this picture okay i'm so sorry go ahead i have a folder for it no aaron i'm not going to i i mean i just your show man i'm done this floppy disc is gonna be floppy much longer i'm done okay eight and a half inch well things are fine uh we had uh

[16:36]your internet's not great when i remind you what are we uh i think we're 10 you in baseball so we had a game today uh the season's getting a little long i think it's i think the kids might be tired of it uh some of them are baseball season going long that's crazy that's crazy i think my kid's done with it and now i'm just at the point where i just hope he still comes back next year uh and i hope i don't make him hate baseball but i ended up with a scheduling conundrum

[17:00]between the last week and this week which is that i they released our playoff schedule so the the baseball playoffs start on thursday may 14th and our games at 5 30 p.m aaron can i ask was it tough to buy your team a picture of you with clothes on but here's the thing every game they win they take one piece up there's only like three playoff games it's just we're actually so we are in first place in the league and i'll tell you why it's because so matt matt knows matt matt's not shy

[17:32]about saying that he's a good baseball coach i don't think i'm a good baseball coach but i'll tell you what i am good at i'm good at evaluating talent and remembering who the kids are so i drafted one hell of a team we are in first place in the league right now uh we did lose today because our three best pitchers could not make it to the game but uh so we're in for yeah this is like airs like we're just gonna warm up a little longer yeah it's like hey run the balls and let's run them in yeah our first pick it turns out like oh he's got a shared custody situation you can only

[18:02]be at half the game so that's that's been a rough thing he has a kid already no wonder he's a good pitcher aaron so yeah we're in first place and so the playoff schedule came out today and our first playoff game is at 5 30 p.m on the 14th and that is the same night that i am due to join the pta meeting and be introduced as next year's baseball team and i'll tell you why it's tough to buy your pta co-president so now i have to go talk to the pta and be like hey do you guys mind if i don't join the meeting where i'm yeah because i got a nine-year-old little league playoff game

[18:34]i gotta ask i gotta ask what are your kids sporting events more important than i know yeah i'll do it what motivated you to raise your hand to be the pta i absolutely did not raise my hand i did not did you get kicked in the head by a mule is that what happened they asked me to do it and so i falls down a well i waited as long as i could and like uh yeah though i did not raise my hand but i'm stuck with it now for two years so i said yes

[19:01]and uh and it's not super thrilled about it but it's uh yeah i felt like it was my chance to do something to help wallace out but now it's the same night that i'm supposed to be coaching the playoff so i'm gonna have to be like sorry guys i can't join the meeting because i'm trying to coach nine-year-olds because you're being a parent if they can show up i'm gonna say something right now next week okay and for those of you listening at home you already fucking missed it next week is teacher appreciation week yeah i'm going over at 12 45 on wednesday to help set up for the luncheon aaron what are you getting the teachers

[19:30]and i want you to keep in mind we will talk shit if you get remember david schwimmer once bought us a great gift and we ran downstairs the schwimmers bought the teachers a gift what could it be this guy's a millionaire right his kid went to my school we ran down there you know what it was aaron popcorn yes fuck that guy yeah okay i still think about that he's got millions of dollars and he bought us popcorn what do you think like he's not gonna buy you like a million dollars an ipad what do you think he's gonna get you fucking russell he made a million dollars an episode you know what that is he's like he could give each teacher your school doesn't he well

[20:01]yeah but that's not to me okay i want an ipad give me an ipad hey russell popcorn it's not even a great gift like snack what kind of popcorn are we talking he's funny though that's kind of funny and to give up he is i'm gonna have to see some evidence of that actually russell hey i got russell doing stand-up in your town he you literally have to go outside your house he'll be doing it on your front lawn would you go out there to watch it the answer of course is no okay you wouldn't do it no

[20:31]way uh like what's a normal gift like you don't you don't get like gifts from parents i signed up to help set up the luncheon and i'm gonna bring he's not getting people gifts my school this year for teacher appreciation i i can almost guarantee i'm gonna get a hundred dollar visa card from him oh that's just cash yeah and guess what it kicks ass okay there's a lot of websites that maybe you don't want your credit card being on okay because maybe they just keep charging you forever and ever and your wife can see sometimes so you need some credit

[21:01]cards that maybe are unlisted okay you gotta have some cash people don't know about maybe something to put into some okay some great parlays have been hit lately all right aaron what what are you getting the teachers and don't say it's anything that i hate i told you i'm not yeah i already said you're not listening i'm not getting any gifts i'm i volunteered to set up for the luncheon and i'm uh fizzy water and that's where i'm at hey rob rob what if what if instead of a gift aaron got you lunch and he's picking out what you're eating oh my god can you imagine enjoy sit down and it's

[21:38]oh it's it's cold tripe and cactus leaves and with nooch on it fuck out of here okay aaron aaron can i ask you i sent you a thing where people are putting stinging nettles on pizza is that real i guess it is it's real yes i've had it yeah yes you can make them yes yes you can make them palatable i don't know how the process works but yeah you can

[22:04]it's i don't think it's i had it once it's like oh it's on the menu i should try it i don't think it's like a thing i would have again but russell in what world because i know the answer for matt in what world are you getting stinging nettles russell i don't even know what a stinging nettle is is it a plant or is it like a cockroach it's a plant it's it's a plant it was it was my roommate my sophomore year of college stinging nettle he was terrible oh that joke didn't work oh at last

[22:32]now let me give you an idea he comes in he's got a mask on and he's stuck in a cage okay who is strong enough to open this cage russell it's robocop that's who lets stinging nettle out okay listen that didn't work it's gotta be pain listen stinging nettles russell is a poison ivy type plant it's like you know like the pricker plants on the ground that when you're having a nice day walking outside in bare feet okay and there's only a guy across the park with binoculars looking at you and you step on those prickers that's kind of

[23:01]what stinging nettles is i'm not i'm not a i'm not a bare feet walker i don't i don't ever bare feet walk anywhere i could barely bare feet walk to like across my floor downstairs here i love a barefoot walk when i come home russell these socks are coming off and i'm giving them to the dog because he thinks it's a special treat but these babies are coming off i love them i love my feet feeling like the idea of walking down like a like my driveway and bare feet i don't think i could do it i love it some grass and turf yeah i love that so that's how it's really going with me i got some stuff to figure out how's it really going with russell by the way aaron's super

[23:34]dumb to do that by the way but good for you thanks for helping the kids but you're a fucking moron all right rolling going i did ask the upstairs roommate if uh if we had any rolling going things that have happened the last few weeks and uh she just talked basketball the whole time so i decided that wow i don't know that people would care to hear about her thoughts but i don't know if she's going to iota sumu and all that stuff but round ball run that's great i i will say i should i mean iota sumu strikingly handsome that guy i was watching game six he is a man that is a handsome

[24:03]man can i can i say this because i have to admit something you're watching him on the bench he's on the bench i was like who's this guy this is crazy and i remember that he plays for the wolves now i have to say something two things number one i have been getting text messages from somebody's or partner on this show okay and i did okay and this text message is about movies on delta flights okay if that's gonna drop any hints it's crazy it's like i'm talking to the person but it's the

[24:31]wife okay so i just want to admit to you guys know when i dm your wives i always try to tell you i mostly try to tell you i did direct message the upstairs roommate and i just said one simple question how many points do you think julius randall's gonna score tonight you know what i mean like it's just such an amazing question over under is 16 and a half you know what she says 17 she knew it i didn't even tell her the over under she was right on she could be setting lines okay now he scored 16

[25:02]okay it was really bad uh russell tell us what what are you talking about with basketball your house has got to be going crazy right now wolves pull out a huge i mean they must have been at least a plus 250 underdog at one point in that series i mean that's what i would guess it was going to be you know what i'm saying it was going to be a lot of fun yeah i mean it was a lot of fun yeah i mean it was a lot of fun yeah i mean it was a lot of fun yeah it was a lot of fun yeah it was a lot of fun yeah i mean it was a lot of fun yeah it was a lot of fun yeah it was a lot of fun yeah it was amazing you saw all wins when you went three and oh baby three and oh that is sick do

[25:34]they have a chance against the spurs we're gonna beat them oh nice russell love it yes if if edwards comes back for at least two games i think we beat him wow oh i love the calf wimby's doesn't wimby's blood seem really thick right now you know what i mean doesn't it just seem like it could just collapse you know what i mean doesn't it just seem like it could just collapse you know what i mean doesn't it just seem like it could just collapse you know what i mean shouldn't be flying so i did so i i have been to a record store twice in the last few weeks we went a few a few weeks ago i i did the rust thing right went over for a little bit and then the other day we went out to

[26:02]eat off uh nickel it matt we went to the copper hen okay so it's up nick nickel it and heat street right over there right wow i'm by the ice house pretty soon pretty soon you'll be able to cut through you'll be able to cut through nickel it nickel it's opening up russell stop the other day it's opening up so the upstairs room and i said when we were leaving i was like hey what else we have going on and she looked at me she goes you just want to walk down to the record store don't you and i go yes i do but so we walked and we only

[26:32]we only went and looked because i told you guys they have the what's new on monday tuesday they've got the new stuff for the week cheapo did you go to cheapo and they you know what they didn't have anything that was new we walked in looked at the new records we walked in and we're like oh my god we walked out we didn't purchase anything this time good for you russell good for you so strong nothing was too perverted there i can't believe it i've seen quite a bit of perverted records there recently but russell i'll tell you later about a perverted record i said recently i had a couple

[27:04]days off work you know what i realized i need to do i need to i think i have to have a spreadsheet with what i have because i'm getting to the point where i start looking i'm like this isn't the top 500 but i'm not sure if i have them or not i mean when you get into like a record store you're like i'm close to like 150 of them i'm not sure which ones i have and which ones i don't have so that's crazy to me i ended up putting a few back but i ended up getting curtis which we listened to a few weeks ago check this one out good great album cover too i'll say that was the one i got i also

[27:34]picked up i may have already got this one so i'm not sure but i had to get it it is cindy lauper this one here yeah money changes everything girls just want to have fun everything colors on it too right we've done that right yeah yes we did and then the last one i got i don't think i have this one but we've got to have it it's beck odly i picked up a beck album so that was my adventure

[28:02]at the record store had the discipline to walk out the one day but also you got to go buy some new stuff once in a while too but i i did i do think i've got to have i've got to have a way to track this better swim it when i'm in there and i see something i'd either get it or i i know i've already got it you know it's tough and you realize with kids if you have kids how much buying stuff is ingrained in your body because like you'll have a kid go to a gift shop or get money and they just feel like they have to buy something like if they go into a store they're just like well i have to buy something

[28:32]and i'm going to find the dumbest piece of shit i i chaperoned a trip to the supreme court multiple kids bought 55 water bottles from the supreme court just because there was a gift shop nobody wants a supreme court water bottle okay yeah they're doing some pretty cool stuff lately i get it okay maybe you want to celebrate that but nobody wants to be like oh i'm so parched okay hopefully clarence thomas will help me i gotta hang my flag upside down oh where's the shadow duck at water bottle so stupid okay now do i wish i would have bought one of those water

[29:06]bottles now to finish this joke of course biggest mistake i've ever made in my life matt roll it going what are you buying this week uh well what i'm not buying this week wow is uh i'm not buying this week i'm not buying this week i'm not buying this week i'm not buying this week yes and i gotta tell you underwhelmed underwhelmed what yeah how is that possible they're coming out with a breakfast collection featuring nostalgic cereal inspired treats what key items include

[29:35]choco frosted donut blizzards they're doing a choco frosted donut blizzard can i can i just say this chocolate mini donuts have never been good whoever is keeping the chocolate mini donut alive it does not work for them it does not work for them it does not work for them it does not work for them it does not taste good the chocolate is bad the donut is bad i have never had listen if i'm gonna get a mini donut you know i'll get a sugar donut okay just a normal tom thumb sugar donut

[30:01]and guess what russell if i'm feeling fat i'm feeling fat as fuck you know what kind of mini donut i'm getting powdered sugar are you talking like at a like i'm talking in a bag at a grocery store or are you talking about like in a twins game i'm no i know i'm picturing like you can buy like mini donuts you know what i mean like you've got to have some self-respect you can't buy donuts from a gas mini you know it's from a gas no i'm not like you gotta buy donuts from a donut place they exist chocolate mini donuts are so bad they should not exist you're right yes there's somebody

[30:35]out there who's having them it's like today i just did spoiler at a wedding with a dessert bar guess what jenny goes and grabs a handful of good and plenties i almost left her ass in new jersey i go what are those she goes you don't like them i don't like them i don't like them i don't like them i go oh my god those are good and plenties i've never seen those like out in the wild that's crazy didn't we did the other day it didn't steve that steve send a picture of like some sort of mike and ike are good and plenty candies that's all red that look good those are good yeah mike

[31:03]and ike if you're like fuck this blood sugar shit those are so good just to have just a rob i was gonna say though what i wanted to say in the chain is like i don't know i don't think steve that steve knows what a good candy is compared to some of the rest of us right you know what you're fucking right he doesn't know jack shit about candy i guarantee he doesn't you think that guy's ever had a milk milk and cookies hershey bar no fucking no no way you know what i mean he's those are kind of waxy tasting though the milk cookies hershey's aren't that great are they see are you gonna do

[31:33]it i don't know i've never eaten that it's sort of waxy tasting i'm not into it oh white chocolate okay now it's not so funny knowing once again i'm the only guy no he doesn't know what a good candy is russell you're right we're probably lucky he didn't say like a butterscotch worthers you know that hey i like those you know those tootsie rolls but they're like orange those are my favorite sorry steve even i can't say that with a straight face it's so mean uh they've got the fruity pebble

[32:02]shake so they're coming out with a shake with fruity pebbles and then the other one they're kind of highlighting is a cinnamon toast crunch dipped cone so okay now wait a minute we're back we're back big time cinnamon dipped crunch cinnamon toast crunch cinnamon chips cinnamon toast crunch cone i cannot wait to eat that that might be okay but you know but like breakfast cereals in blizzards as a as the flavoring uh it's not i need i need the classic frozen candy bars and

[32:34]stuff like that when is the last time you had a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch i mean that was last year oh within the last uh it's so i used to eat i used to leave a lot of cinnamon toast it's it's so good that you cannot it's one of those foods where you absolutely cannot have in the house you know i mean like if that is in the house it is not lasting until the weekend it's getting eaten in the morning it's getting eaten at night

[33:01]cinnamon toast crunch is good russell what you got any food you just can't have in the house i really like cinnamon toast i don't need a ton of cereal anymore i actually bought a box of it like three four months ago because i was like i just gotta try that because you guys have i don't have kids that we're gonna have breakfast cereal but i like cinnamon toast crunch i think it's fantastic it's kind of like pineapple to me though it tears my the roof of my mouth up i don't know if you guys get the same thing or not that's how you know russell when you're eating a food

[33:30]and it physically hurts but guess what anyways you can't stop you can't stop and you're gonna get down to the milk and you're gonna pour that milk in your mouth and guess what it's not all gonna come it's high protein milk thick at the high protein milk russell's milk yeah you get milk you just keep pouring more in there that's how you know russell oh my god that's how you know it's so good oh you're willing to tear up your mouth for it i'm underwhelmed personally by the

[34:02]2026 additions to the well the the dairy queen fruity pebbles that's like a they've got that on donuts now like don't they advertise fruity pebbles all over like the basketball game that that's a thing see that seems like a like a good sprinkle on top kind of a thing right so maybe a step fruity pebbles on a cone like where you're rolling yeah like the old crunch cones but not not in a blizzard i gotta say if if if you if your partner brought you back a blizzard and you said oh what flavor is it and they said it was fruity pebbles

[34:32]not happy i'm not happy with that well i've told you there's only one option oh if you say the strawberry cheesecake i'm gonna know it's the banana split blizzard the banana split is that good huh the banana split blizzard rob it's that good yeah all right i'm in let's all get healthy this summer bananas done yeah have you ever seen a wheat gorilla bananas that's a great point fair point that's a that's a um so the only last thing is is we've

[35:04]got uh we've got our our beck meetup or beck did a better meetup on july or june 13th first half we've got a second one we've got a second one in august this time it's going to be at the on august 13th we've got lcd sound system coming wow into the twin cities so we've already got one becker head pete from uh from saint paul just straight up saint paul

[35:32]is going to be coming and so anybody else wants to join us for lcd sound system come on over now i don't think i've ever listened to lcd sound system ever in my life did i just pick the worst song what song should i be thinking dance yourself clean dance yourself clean you gotta get into it a little you gotta get to about two minutes in so what so what kind of what are we what are we expecting at this concert man are we oh i went i went a couple do you remember

[36:00]when i sent you a picture of the yeah this is a good spot for you with the world's largest uh hold on the world's largest disco ball yes remember that picture this is from that country i'm telling you it's just the place just go for this when they play this one it did it went because everybody you know because if you're if you're at that concert you know this is coming up you know yeah it's it was awesome i'm just gonna say this if you listen to this and you're not listening that they might

[36:32]be giants this this is a gateway that they might be the problem this guy you know it's a little bit i like this and they might be giants are coming for four nights i think we talked about that four nights yeah two nights the first half and two nights in fitzgerald oh well october first second third and fourth you should find out what albums they're doing i'll tell you what show to go to you gotta go see the flood show or i like the john henry too but it's not as popular but oh so

[37:00]fun that's all i got yeah uh rob rolling going how's it going with you listen went to a wedding tonight first time in years and i gotta tell you guys we're into the age of life where you know what when i was out there dancing jenny and i were dancing we felt old we're definitely some of the older not the older people the wedding but like the just the way we're dancing it used to be the way people getting married uh they're a little bit younger than us but not too much okay it's my uh it's my nutritionist which he said please don't tell

[37:33]anybody i'm your nutritionist at my wedding which i don't know why he said that disrespectful um it's your nutritionist that they're like giving out mini donuts and all that shit so anyway this wedding he's trying to keep clientele around is what it is we are now at this point in our lives we are going to rich people's weddings we are officially into rich people weddings age where when you're going to a wedding okay and russell no no pressure but they are so nice this wedding we get on the train we go to jersey okay so you're

[38:06]their client i'm not just a client russell i'm also a good friend you pay him well yeah that's rich i will say this when i saw this wedding i was like i think i'm paying it too much and you're going to be fine i think you are too i saw the pictures yeah it was fucking crazy so we go chefs take an overpath train rap first time ever overpath no no is it all subway no no oh yeah

[38:30]no i took the the new jersey path today oh i've taken it before the app was on my phone i had to redownload it but it had been there before uh all right listen go to jersey that now full catholic wedding were you playing the sopranos music when you were going there or not yeah i was like put the sopranos music up while you're okay so i'm going to jersey okay now unfortunately i find out what cannot happen in jersey i cannot bet on the kentucky derby disaster disaster heartbroken the text joe sent out

[39:00]saying is anyone somewhere somewhere we could bet was one of the saddest texts i've ever seen i've ever seen in my life i felt like i was like it was like my kids texting me like are you ever coming home you know what i mean like i just felt like i just he needed my support and i really failed actually yeah okay but you know but you you mean you kept him in on those big wins of yours so he can't be too disappointed okay okay let's move on it's bad going down there you know what i mean he just wants my i think he just wants to be honest russell he wants my trifecta box you know what

[39:31]i mean that's the main thing he was i think he was looking for today he doesn't love you he just loves your trifecta box oh i thought that was gonna get a laugh didn't at all i'm going into new jersey full catholic wedding which i also haven't been to in quite some time stand up sit down fight fight fight we're going all over the place in that okay we're we're we're saying you know what's the making you know no he said he said sit and then i kind of was brother he's like you could kneel if you want so i was like i i'm sitting to keep that thing up because of course jenny and i came in 10 minutes late okay so of course we're sitting

[40:02]on the bride's side by accident okay because i am friends i'm not just a client i'm a friend with the groom uh and then it turns out now the dinner is not till seven so we now have three hours to kill so what time was the wedding yet it was at i think three or four three took like an hour but we have three hours to go half it's like a 15 minute drive you're killing time we're killing time do you know anyone else there yes jenny and i have no transportation

[40:31]there is someone we know from powerlifting okay we say hey can we get a ride now instantly when we ask this question i realize we've made a terrible mistake okay this because and i'll just tell you his response was hmm and right away right away that should have been a sign a car and they said my car is pretty dirty yeah and in my head i'm thinking okay listen backseat a car

[41:02]no problem we got some cans back there we get it was really bad it was bad enough where when i got in i did not look down i did not look down because i and i hate to put this person on blast listen they gave me a ride and they warned us i mean if anything you're you're in the wrong for just not getting an uber hundred you were the ass you were the hundred percent and so instantly when you get in because now we are

[41:33]driving somewhere to get a drink and then we're going to drive again we start driving and i say i can't get back in this car i cannot get back in this car after our midway point and i'm i am thinking of ways to get out could i say i can't get back in this car i can't get back in this car i have to go to a store and buy new pants like literally that's what i'm thinking about i am going to say anything to try to get i cannot because i can i can the car smells like a garbage bag and again it is totally our fault it is totally i think it's a minute i will never make

[42:05]this mistake again and so then we go and we have drink and i get i love spending time with these people they're super entertaining but just the whole time though right i in the back of my head i have to get back in this car i have to get back into this absolute garbage can of a car and i can't do it and it's just one of the worst is he knows he knows oh he doesn't want you in there no a hundred and you know what i there's just what can you do so we ride back over the wedding now we get to

[42:34]this wedding instantly i know something's up it's a place that all it is is a catering hall we walk in drinks multiple drinks set out before you even walk in no okay then the door's open we walk in and there are more appetizers than i've ever seen in my life i go up i grab the charcuterie board and then guess what russell i go to the oyster station yes i go to the meat on a stick

[43:02]station they are bringing around lobster rolls there is an open bar the fancy drinks i went to town the drinks of the night espresso martini white russian nice oh wow then all of a sudden no froth oh froth but it is coming out of a machine oh not handmade maybe shook a little bit but that's about it matt we've talked about batch cocktails get the fuck out by the way can i say this guess how i'm taking my coffee in the morning now shaken ice espresso oh every morning

[43:32]i am loading up my shaker i'm doing shaken espresso i look like a total psychopath at like seven o'clock in the morning shaking my coffee putting it in but i can't get enough you do it in a tupperware thing or a shaker it's oh in a shaker i've got a real shaker russell i'm not an Matt heard me. He knows what I'm talking about. No, I need the air. Made eggs this morning. I did too. Well, I mean, of course, we're all doing that. Now, we sit down for dinner. Here's the crazy thing. Salad comes out.

[44:00]They give speeches. Okay. They then fire up the music dance floor. Okay. There's pyrotechnics. There's a fog machine. There's a guy on a saxophone playing along with the music. Okay. It's unbelievable. Then after dancing, then it's main course. This main course is coming out at like 930. All right. It's incredibly late. We're eating. Okay. Next thing you know, I had ordered an old-fashioned with my dinner. The guy kept bringing me old-fashions. Oh, boy. Totally open bar. So then at some point, we're like, wow, this is an unbelievable wedding.

[44:33]Like, this was so nice. I mean, I've never seen the appetizers for the cocktail hour. I mean, it was just incredible. All of a sudden, they go, it's time for the Venetian dessert hour. Dessert hour. And all of a sudden, they start moving one wall. And this wall starts moving. And it opens up an entire room where it's just desserts. Oh, my God. The place went fucking bananas. We're talking, of course.

[45:01]This is probably some nutritionist for, no offense, Rob, but bigger people that need a nutritionist, right? I don't even know. Like this place, Russell, all they do are weddings. And they must just do this bit over and over and over. I've never seen. All I could think of the whole time is, this must have cost this person a fucking fortune. Because we go over there, chocolate fountain, popcorn machine, cotton candy, okay? Then here's the crazy thing, Russell. This is the baller move. How does a nutritionist do this? This feels wrong. Well, I think it was like a dare.

[45:31]You know what I mean? They probably had a camera on me, and he's like, watch this. I'm going to see how much he says he ate. Oh, yeah, I think I'm only eating 1,800 calories a day. Fuck that. You're not, you fat fuck. You know what I mean? Like, there's no way you're eating 1,800 calories a day, and you're still gay. You're still eating weight. Like, that's not possible. All right? Now, I mean, can you imagine I'm on a GLP-1, and I have a nutritionist, and I've stayed the same weight? Okay? God damn, I'm good at eating. God damn, I'm good at it. Can't stop me. Here's the crazy thing, though, Russell. Best part of the wedding.

[46:00]We walk out. We say goodbye to everybody. We walk out. Okay? I tell Jenna, I've got to get home for these podcasts. They're going to be bangers. All right? On the way out, what do they have? Gelato station. Take a cup of gelato. Okay? What do they have, Russell? Bag of mini donuts. Hot, fresh mini donuts are being made. Put it into a bag. Put it into sugar. Put it in a bag. And then on the way out, they've got iced coffee. You can grab an iced coffee for the road. Russell, this was one of the greatest weddings I've ever been to. I had such a great time.

[46:30]I can highly recommend. Hey, listen. Do you have a guy that you've been paying monthly, and it turns out he's got a shitload of money, and maybe he's going to feed you a bunch of junk. Yeah. Charge you more money. It's like a dentist scheme. I highly recommend. I think it's an East Coast wedding. Same thing, too. Like the open bar. Oh, it was so great. So anyway, that was my night. I'm fired up, but I think I might have speeches. And you're still going tonight. Russell, I texted you guys about the speeches. Absolutely brutal. Okay? Four speeches, each worse than the one before.

[47:01]Okay? Terrible. Somehow getting emotional, making you angry. Imagine that. Imagine somebody's giving a speech about their brother. They get emotional, and you're like, oh, fuck this. That's how bad they were. We had to move along. Okay? It was bad. So anyway, rolling going on. Russell, how's it going with you? I think I already went. I think we're through. Yeah, we did it. Hey, well, that's it. Oh, well, hey, let's talk about the album. Let's do it. We are talking about Nirvana. Okay? And no, it's not the stage.

[47:30]Did you dance, Rob? What did you dance to? Oh, Russell, I'll tell you what. When they started the music, I was fucking out there the whole time. You know me. I've never missed a dance floor. And I'll say this. I think weddings are better now than when I had a wedding. Your wedding was good. No, but listen to this. Take my wedding and now add Pitbull music. Thank you. It's much better. Add Flo Rida. Flo Rida. We have gone through. I'm just going to say one name. I'm going to say one name. Okay? Maybe two names. Think about how much this person has improved weddings.

[48:02]Usher and Lil Jon. Oh, yeah. When I'm rewinding it back on the dance floor. And guess what? Out of respect to my wife, I did do a little bumping. Okay? Did not do much. I did not do much grinding. Okay? There was a little bumping. I thought you guys, when I felt it on my penis, I was like, oh, I'm thinking about the guys. You know what I mean? So, that's weird. So, Rob, you were over, like, what, where would you put yourself on the continuum of the age? Like, upper 75%?

[48:31]I would say upper. No, actually not at this wedding. I was probably like, honestly, under 50%. Oh, you were. It was not a young person's wedding. That's the thing is I kind of was. And guess what? Out of dancing percentile, right? Russell, I was in the top 99th percentile. I was out there dancing the whole fucking time. I believe it. It was great. Okay? And I told Jenna, I got to get home. We're going to record two bangers. We're definitely not too tired. I got to burn these fucking calories off. Oh, tell me about it.

[49:00]Okay? Meanwhile, she's eating good in plenty. Now, okay? We are doing. Did you get back in the car, the dirty car? No. No. We took an Uber. Russell, we got to move out. We took an Uber. It was like $100. I was so happy. I've never been so happy to pay $100 for an Uber in my life. Listen, Unplugged starts in 1989. Okay? With a bunch of like unknown. The best-selling Unplugged album of all time. Guess what it is. It's not this one. It's Clapton.

[49:32]10,000 Maniacs. Okay. Although 10,000 Maniacs was on there a lot. I actually have a list of the best Unplugged songs. 10,000 Maniacs is all over that. It's a great. I mean, it's a great looking record, right? Like to me, this was the Nirvana. This was the Nirvana album I knew. This is the one that my friends had in the car. Everyone had the CD, right? This was in everybody's CD changer. I think if you were around in the early 90s, this album, you just could not escape it. Because there's also kind of the height of like MTV and like, I don't know.

[50:02]It's just like the idea of them going Unplugged was so crazy. And so kind of, it's just, it was really fun. Unplugged has done 101 sessions. They've released 30 albums. Okay. For example, they've done some weird, like Pearl Jam. Pearl Jam's, right? Recorded in 92. Matt, when is it released? 2009. Don't know why I asked you. Don't know why I put you on the spot. They released it way, way, way later. So we have stuff like that too. Yeah. I mean, like the session was out and everybody had the songs on bootleg or whatever.

[50:30]Just the actual album got released. Ah. And then of course, one of the final ones. Okay. You know, one of my favorites, 2021. Okay. Maybe somebody named Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga who both did it willingly. Okay. We know that they definitely wasn't somebody trying to make an old guy do stuff for money. Not elder abuse. This is, this is, I'm telling you, watch it. This is after just months after Utero had come out. Okay. Their latest album. And MTV said to him, okay, Nirvana, we want you to go on.

[51:05]We want you to play the hits. You've got two of the hottest albums with Nevermind in Utero, in Utero. Okay. And they said, and we want you to have a, yeah, and they want you to have a big, we want you to have a big album. We want you to have a big star like Eddie Vedder on there. Eddie Vedder was a name they brought up and they said, oh, okay. They play basically no hits on this album. And of course, songs on this album are songs I consider hits because of this album. But, and then they have, uh, they play three songs by a band called the meat puppets, which is a band out of Phoenix that nobody's ever heard of.

[51:33]The meat puppets have gone on record as saying like, thank God, like this is pain for so much of my life. Like the residuals from this album, all of this is done in one take. He's going through insane, uh, heroin withdrawals. And of course, five months after that, he's going through insane heroin withdrawals. After this album is recorded, he dies. This album comes out after his death, seven months after, which is, uh, you know, you kind of forget that when, when you're, when you're listening to this album. And like, when this came out, it was like, I don't know. You, I feel like you can't, I don't know. Even like I had this on today in the house and Wallace is like, dad, why are you playing this sad music?

[52:03]Like it just, it has this melancholy tinge to it that I just think is unmistakable. Yeah. Well, in the whole, in the whole set is dressed up like a funeral, right? The whole thing, they've got like dark candles and he's wearing like his grandma's sweater. In a, in a good way, or is it too sad to be a good way, Aaron? It's I, I mean, I don't want to give away my take. I didn't enjoy listening to it. Um, and I, I loved it as a kid, but I like for now, I wouldn't go back to it again.

[52:30]About a girl. It's a song that he, he listened to meet the Beatles on repeat and wrote the song. It's like dedicated to the Beatles. He was a huge Beatles guy, right? Yeah. He was big. I mean, in my mind, this is a huge Nirvana song. Like, cause I, when I was in my friend's car, this was the album on all the time.

[53:01]This is only here on this album. Did they ever, they didn't ever, this was on their, this was on their very first one that nobody had the one before. Yeah. The one before nevermind. Uh, come as you are. I think all these are. They're big Nirvana. I think I've heard these as many of us have heard any of those songs on the other albums, probably more, but at, but at the time you can imagine being MTV and it's like, Oh, we've got the hottest band in the world coming in and they're going to play, you know, smells

[53:31]like teen spirit for sure. They have to, they don't, but instead they like, you realize how talented Kurt Cobain is when it's just him. Cause I think that was the other thing too, is that Kurt Cobain kind of had that thing of like mush mouth yelling and screaming. You know, this is as big as alternative was right. It was around this time. And instead he comes in and he just sings his balls off on this album. Big time. Uh, Jesus doesn't want me for a sun beam.

[54:00]This is a song by of course the Vaseline's. Hey, now we heard the cello on the last song. This is now they're on the accordion playing along. Aaron, but you've called set a squeeze box. Wow. That's why he's been kicked out of so many music stores. Um, yeah. Can I, can I try the, the, the squeeze box in the back? The one, the squeeze box over there. Do some of that guys to me, a squeeze box is when I was drinking juice and I would blow

[54:30]into it and then it would spray the water into my mouth. You guys don't know what I'm talking about. Back. I move. Okay. Nevermind. Um, were you an ecto cooler guy? Yeah. Gross. Can't get it off. Can't get enough. Now, this is a song that is not a Nirvana song. It's a David Bowie song. And David Bowie himself had to come out and say, yeah, this isn't, this is my song. Actually. He says it. The man who sold the world, but he says it at the end of the recording. And I, this is the first time I've just listening today.

[55:02]I hear him say it. I was like, I never, never caught that. I did not. It was a boy's song. Now you might say, listen. Is this the only person to ever record this song? No, of course not. David Bowie as well. We just talked about it. Well, after David Bowie passed, okay, there's a little guy who went with the remaining members of Nirvana and they recorded with Dave Grohl and Chris Novoselic, Pat Smear with Beck on

[55:37]the lead vocals. Oh, wow. Russell, have we done this song before on here? I think we have. Yeah. But this is amazing. Isn't it? Yeah. Oh, this is a titular track on a Bowie album. Now, of course, I am going to, do you guys want to hear some news that kind of wrecks Dave Grohl for you? And it's not what you think. I just wanted to commend Rob for saying Chris Novoselic at this point in the night.

[56:00]And thank you. Really nailing that. I'm so strong. And I am powered by a Swedish fish, which I grabbed handfuls of on the way out of the way. By the way, Aaron, you're looking at a guy who ate cotton candy tonight. Oh, yeah. In front of adults. I ate cotton candy like I was just no thing. Yeah. Don't even care anymore. You even sent a picture to your friends of you eating cotton candy. That's a bold move. Well, that's because I had sent that picture to my kids, too. Suckers. Not getting cotton candy. Just kidding. We brought him cotton candy home. I don't think, I don't think I've ever, I'm sure I've taken a bite.

[56:32]I have never eaten like a whole thing of cotton candy combined in my life. Never. That's not in the Russ. Stuff I would eat. That's so fucked because I was about to go. I was going to have this blue cotton candy and I think it tastes different, but I'm not going to waste my time now. You know what I mean? Matt perked up, by the way, when he heard the theme song. Penny Royalty. This single was set for release in utero, but was canceled because of her

[57:01]cocaine dying. But some of those copies of the single are out and about Russell. So if you ever see Penny Royalty, the single, buy it because you'll be rich. It's the Honus Wagner of albums. Now. Aaron, am I ever going to listen to this album again? No, no, me neither. It is sad, man. What do you think? You're, you're, you're a grunge guy. What do you think of this? I mean, I've, I don't remember knowing, but I know every one of these songs. I must've listened to this album just a ton.

[57:30]Um, there's a lot of albums from this era and smashing pumpkins are kind of one of the ones that just, they always put you in a bad mood, right? Like they're, they are a little dark kind of a thing. So. I love listening to this album, but yeah, I mean, it puts you in a different mindset and it's not like you just want to put it on at work or something in the background. So no, I will, I will listen to this album for a long time. There is some a little different though. Like it definitely brings you to a time, like it's probably our age, but you

[58:02]remember seeing this all over on MTV. There's not many other albums we've listened to there. Like, I mean, I guess maybe there's like, I don't know, Michael Jackson bad or something where they put it on like Fox or, but there weren't moments. Like all these other albums that I remember for you guys or no, not like this, I mean, no, this is, this was on MTV. You can, you, if you were not around and then, and then Kurt Cobain passes away. I mean, the amount that this was played, it was just like, it's crazy.

[58:32]It's just, it's, you, you can't even imagine. We have dumb, it's a cultural moment that does not exist for almost every other album we've talked about. Yeah. I mean, I don't know, I, this, this couldn't exist today, right? Because if they. Did a live show, they wouldn't wait a year to put out the CD. Like nobody, everybody would just have already ripped it from YouTube. Like Matt said, everybody has the, has the, uh, the bootlegs. But his voice guys, his voice is good.

[59:01]I mean, he's, what can you say? Uh, Polly, can I just say this? I've had a lot of dumb pets in my life. I've owned a tarantula. I've had a ferret as we've talked about never in my life. If I considered getting a bird, not once, can you, would that be the worst pet? Do you think like, if you're, what would be the worst pet that your kid would want to get? I mean, beside like, you know, ferret, mosquito or something, ferrets, mad birds are loud.

[59:34]Oh, I don't know. Russell, what do you think? What's the worst pet? Your roommate upstairs, roommate brings home a pets. We had hamsters when we were kids and I would never. I would never tolerate that in my house. So yeah, yeah. That's one thing my wife did put her foot down when the kids were younger, no Guinea pigs and thank God she did. Cause you know me, I would've had like hundreds in here. I would've thought it was so fun. Smells so bad, Matt. What do you think? Uh, probably like those mini ponies.

[60:01]Oh, I didn't even think about that. I would rather have a pig over a bird. A hundred percent. Not even close. Uh, this is just like, well, I mean, a lot more. Or meat off a pig than a bird. Rob, you were, you showed a picture. There was a gentleman who may be, you might have to delete this, but he was dressed like a, uh, pirate at the wedding you went to. And you said he was a famous, uh, weightlifting announcer. And I was gonna say, if he had a parrot, I wonder if the parrot would, instead of squawking, it would squat.

[60:35]Yeah, that was really good. Russell. Good joke. I like that one. I get it. Okay. Yeah. Squat. Squat. Squat. What? Squat. Now, now this is a banger. We did it. I mean, Russell, it sounds like me looking at our bank account. Jack squat. Now, wait a minute.

[61:01]Jack squat. There you go. Now I'm thinking about something. Okay. The singlet. Something in the way. This was the closing track off of, uh, nevermind. He has a secret track. Yeah, they admitted this from the original MTV broadcast, but they put it on the album. And if you want to see how old we are, the, the DVD release of this was in 2007. Yes. That's 14 years later. That's crazy. 14 years. This song is sad. And then. He does something that blows everybody's minds.

[61:35]He brings out the meat puppets and plays plateau. Song. Songs that nobody's ever heard before this. And now I know every lyric. Like I did lake of fire as the karaoke. Cause I know that song, the best office album. I mean, you can even hear the crowd being like, oh, but the meat puppets, what do you say? He brings up the meat puppets.

[62:00]Did they join him on stage? Yeah, they were playing with them up there. Yeah. Cause he was like, I'm going to bring somebody else. It's the meat puppets. And everybody's like, huh? But, oh, me another meat puppet. I don't know. I'm going to bring somebody else. I'm going to bring somebody else. I'm going to bring somebody else. I'm going to bring somebody else. I'm going to bring somebody else. I'm going to bring somebody else. I'm going to bring somebody else. I'm going to bring somebody else. I'm going to bring somebody else. I'm going to bring somebody else. I'm going to bring somebody else. I'm going to bring somebody else. I'm going to bring somebody else. I'm going to bring somebody else. I'm going to bring somebody else. I'm going to bring somebody else. I'm going to bring somebody else.

[62:30]I'm going to bring somebody else. I'm going to bring somebody else. I'm going to bring somebody else. I'm going to bring somebody else. I don't really know anything about how, I don't know anything about how Kurt Cobain played. Well, because I think after this too, didn't we see kind of the decline of the Unplugged? We had the Natalie Merchant one, which is good, but then I remember they did the rap one, and you're just counting it all. Jay-Z on there, yeah. But it feels like the Clapton one and this one are a thousand times bigger than any of the others, right? Yeah. These were huge.

[63:00]What's number three on the list? It's nowhere close to the top two. Well, here. I have a link. It's on the list of the best Unplugged songs. I mean, there's the Eagles. I saw a ton of the Eagles Unplugged. That was huge on there. The Cranberries was a good one. Matt, what did you think of the Pearl Jam Unplugged? It was great. Yeah. I mean, it was really good. And then there's, you know, like the one of the ones you've never heard, like George Michael and I don't know. Lake of Fire, oh, so good.

[63:30]His voice on this when he hits the high note. He's working hard, man. There's another meme on this one? Yeah. Wow. And then if you went back to 1994, how many minutes, how many days could you be around

[64:00]until you heard this riff? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, this was everywhere. Yeah. This song. I mean, it was- A ton of these songs were everywhere. This was on MTV. This specific song from this Unplugged was, yeah, you can picture the guy playing the drums, man, right? From the video. Yeah. Yeah. Dave Grohl. I saw it a hundred times. Now, it's getting a little late in the episode to talk about this. I do want to point out Dave Grohl, famous AIDS denier. Okay. I'm not going to get into it anymore.

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