Sex Pistols: Never Mind the Bollocks, Here Comes the Sex Pistols (1977)

[00:00]in 2020 four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums as decided by rolling stone magazine this resulted a text chain that celebrated the music excoriated the order and led us to making this podcast we are far from experts we promise to do almost no research all opinions are our own unless you disagree please sit back and enjoy beck did it better from 1977 we are all the way up guys it's the chris carter episode it's album 80 this is never mind the bollocks here's the sex pistols wait it's not the jerry rice episode i was wondering

[00:33]no i was wondering we're not doing that bit uh i was wondering do you think sandra hates this album stop talking when rob's talking do you think sandra hates this album sandra sandra i mean never mind sandra bollock like that would really hurt my feelings i think that'd be bad anyway listen if you want to hear more jokes like that let's turn on the radio and see if my comedy special is on there okay now this week's uh parody song you sometimes i like to get clever and sometimes i think i'm too clever where there's like that

[01:01]word play you know it's almost like uh it's almost like shakespeare where he would like to use a turn of phrase like oh you you little egg and then it turns out like egg is like a you know shave something or other like it's always these weird like and then the english teacher in high school be like oh my god shakespeare's so dirty and i'm like really is it like i want to be on board with you i really do i don't understand it so see if you guys can see the subtlety of the song i don't know if you're going to be able to like keep up with it if you have a little cliff notes thing already lost i'll email already lost yeah the lyrics on genius with

[01:32]the little annotations uh yeah yeah they will be of course soon i think somebody's making a wiki for this podcast and they'll keep it updated so here we go let's turn on k-rob what's up everybody this is k-rob k-r-o-b listen we're talking about a guy i love his name is aaron we're going to talk about something aaron loves oh yeah feet make aaron cream

[02:02]he looks at them constantly he's supposed to be working but to computer picks he's jerking oh he loves his little toes they really make him blow but what really makes his balls blue is some high heel shoes this guy he really really likes feet he really likes him a lot

[02:32]if you were to say his own feet he would really think that's super hot so when you want to hear about the greatest albums of all time really but you're just too lazy to get up marvelous if you want to hear i've got the perfect podcast all right welcome everybody this is beck did it better and we are we're going we're going down

[03:08]punk lane i think that's something a lot of us are definitely experts in uh and we are talking about uh never mind the bollocks here comes this sex pistols guys did you know this album is all about how noah got into his big boat it is yeah it's it's it's about an arc key an arc an arc key yeah an arc key i thought you were gonna say the door is locked on my arc oh let me get my art and an arc key

[03:32]oh i thought you were gonna say this about raising a daughter like anarchy i like rosie's just like oh you're gonna know when you listen to that edit rob you're gonna okay because i was gonna say as of right now i think you took my stuff and really punch it down so i enjoyed it all right so i've got matt in minneapolis matt how are you doing great thanks for having me oh my god this is that high energy man enjoyed the high life i got russell in minnesota russell how are you doing i'm good guys i was out for a birthday dinner and

[04:01]there was a two-inch wall i was waiting for the birthday hole call i didn't ask for sunshine and i got world war iii then it got awkward when i looked over the wall and those dudes were looking back at me no don't look over the birthday wall that's that's rule number one if there's a birthday hole there's there's three there's three rules in the world right we've gone over this yeah you don't pull the mask off of batman right you don't pull the cape off of superman yeah and you don't look over the birthday wall and i've got uh i've got and i've got aaron who feels

[04:35]the same way about masks that he feels about condoms you really only need in a group setting unless you're outdoors aaron in california aaron how are you doing hey there's no future in this podcast so let's get pissed and destroy oh listen to me i'm not gonna lie to you i'm not gonna lie to you listen i've got a little problem okay i i i i there's been a mistake made okay so we are actually going to start today uh with a little bit of a beck did a better apology and now an

[05:03]apology time to time yeah i'd like to take this chance to apologize absolutely nobody i want you to listen does it better and this is from the end of oh frank ocean okay this is from the end and i want you to listen if you can tell what's wrong with this clip just just listen to this by the way i tag a pretty good joke i have at the end so you get to hear it twice so those of you that oh now i know now i know all right let's get into everybody's favorite part of the show the popular

[05:32]and patented countdown you did a ranking system at the end you did a countdown instead of a ranking didn't you rob it's like uh dracula in the elevator it's countdown okay so that was a good joke you almost talked over it so look i didn't talk don't worry so what you're saying is you confused russell's awesome lists to rob's rolling grown rating system and so that was at the end i was supposed to play the rating system sound clip i

[06:04]did not i played the countdown and as you notice you guys said absolutely two things jack and shit you did not help me out and for that that's three spankings this is now a spanking of the week as well okay little boy it's time for big put your beard down it's time for the official spanking of the week this is a triple spanking of the week for you guys not saying that i messed

[06:30]up okay and not noticing spank me at once i know triple is what you're going for but i spanked up from the bottom you don't see that very much but it's a rare spanking so uh aaron this is for you matt this is for you and then russell this is for you okay we earned that oh double for russell wait a minute there we go there we go this is for russell still we might need to pause for a minute all right oh russell that automatically plays when he gets spanked enough that's terrible all right so let's get right into so please guys when we're at the

[07:04]end of one of these shows and you know i played the wrong song club because you know it's like oh this is actually the rating system it's very popular and patented so help me out next time please i know you guys are paying attention at no point at the end of the show is anyone just trying to go to bed it never happens that anybody is just trying to get on the phone with you off the net get off the zoom get ready for their day the next day that never is the case let's get into our voicemail so stupid listeners dumb shit listeners and i gotta say this we're

[07:32]doing dumb shit they're just the dumbest of the dumb dumbest of the dumb so dumb this is a double voicemail and i'm actually going to replay it in reverse order received on my phone i just want to say both of these calls were received in the afternoon like scary so okay keep that in mind wait what scary about the afternoon you know you hear these voicemails you're gonna be like these were in the afternoon that's weird okay max in new york again so i know

[08:02]i just left a short message that had me looking very smart and super cool now i'm gonna play that message second so let's keep that in mind that he thinks the second message i'm about to play is makes him very smart and very cool so our kind of guy really i wanted to leave it at that but right after calling i went for a walk got back on the pod oh no aaron starts talking about william elliot whitmore like none of his listeners would know who that is frankly i find it a bit patronizing two of your most devoted foot priests witness

[08:31]elliot william elliot whitmore consumed somewhere between seven and i don't know 15 shots of bourbon during a show less than two months ago yeah he doesn't even understand the fan base you don't understand it aaron i don't i didn't know god i'm so excited to hear from this this is amazing aaron it's important you have to understand when you were talking about our dumb shit fans who are absolutely the scum of the earth and the bottom of my boot okay i've stepped in dog shit with a higher iq than our fans you cannot patronize them you have to

[09:00]respect them okay some of them know who that's whoever that serial killer is that you mentioned whatever his name was with the three names he's actually a big deal and he does sound like a guy who would drink whiskey during a concert in new york i need to know if he played black iowa dirt so i hope this listener will call in again and let us know is this is this the guy who invited you to his birthday and then you just didn't show up first of all it was just a party i don't i was it a birthday i don't remember that now i feel doubly bad if it was a what kind of what kind of adults just throw a party anymore what what kind

[09:33]of freak does that you're just like hey i'm gonna have a party hold on why not you gotta have a reason for a party let me show you example a uh mr kid and mr play if you remember they had a few house parties i think they'll throw it out of control okay what was the first voicemail from shit uh well we're not done with this voicemail yet speaking of which i know i'm supposed to have another question to call in so here it goes do any of your other listeners have phones or is it

[10:01]just me yeah i agree with this guy what the fuck is our deal with our listeners they are sending me emails they are sending me comments on the instagram all of that takes me so much work to put it into a thing and have casey casem say it out loud i mean to dig up the body of casey there's just casey casem i'm i'm being dug i'm being disinterred from my tomb and made to do voiceovers my good casey casem impression do you choose calling somebody over texting them anymore never is it always tech no and do you like do you like getting phone calls because i could tell you

[10:30]i don't like getting phone calls anymore let me know didn't you and your mom just call rob like no more than a week ago over his incessant talk about his junk that was my mother-in-law oh well that was yeah so yeah that was when they ask you to do something you got to do it yeah you can't say no to that i like getting phone calls from certain certain people but for the most part yeah like this right it goes the hierarchy is this it's like text in from less psycho to more psycho when you when you do one of these it goes text and then it goes a voice phone call right and then

[11:03]it's facetime call right and then the most psycho thing that's ever happened to me is that suzanne our friend suzanne called me on the peloton the other day like just a straight up peloton call that's that's that's like a 10 out of 10 cycle level oh yeah yeah you can so she just said hey peloton call rob did you have your shirt on no of course not i'm on my peloton that's why she called she was like i hope to see she's like i'm just trying to see shirtless rob so she called him

[11:30]on the peloton well you know what my nickname in high school was is the deli counter the deli counter yeah i had all the finest cuts of beef over here you know what i mean it's like oh okay and my nipples look like pepperonis i think the worst phone call i've gotten in the last few years is my mom usually doesn't call me but she's like oh my god i'm on the peloton i'm on the peloton she called me one day in like the middle of the afternoon and i was like oh my god no one has to be dead right why else would my mom be calling me right now and then it turned out she was just calling and wondering if i would give her a ride to the airport in like six months because

[12:04]she was planning a trip from phoenix and i was like yeah i can do that but you don't need to call and make me think that like someone has passed away at like noon on a tuesday hey mom let me think about it how about this fuck and you no way i'm bringing your ass to the airport okay again this phone download an app called uber get your own goddamn ride god damn it how far is it from the airport what the hell russell's like oh you're gonna be at the airport so nobody's gonna

[12:30]be there like by your records and stuff yes i'll take you there don't call my phone mom call rob's peloton if you need somebody jesus he'll get to me on the on the podcast i'll tell you when it when you see the peloton camera it's gotta look a lot like what it looks like having sex with me it's gotta look so sick because it really okay here we go ready i'm gonna take my shirt off i'm gonna get this is not this is wait no one asked for this you're really only getting half just picture now i'm all sweaty yeah right i'm also in the cameras like this i'm like super close

[13:04]hey how's it going it's pretty hard i thought it was gonna be harder but it's pretty hard huh yeah yeah oh yeah no it's you know you can only do this for so long my butt hurts too okay okay well yeah uh i'm gonna go i'm actually i'm done okay goodbye or maybe the ride goes on for too long right you know what i mean everybody's actually that's less

[13:34]fun the marathon ride like sometimes you think the shorter ride like oh it's so emasculating to do a shorter ride but sometimes actually just doing a short ride would be good and everybody happier with it rob what is the perfect length for a quote-unquote peloton ride uh oh i don't know at this point i would say uh any from zero to infinite amount would be a perfect amount okay because right now my peloton is uh it's out of commission okay it's i need to i don't know if my shoes my shoes don't fit i think there's something wrong the seat height is wrong i'm

[14:01]not sure what it is the peloton stock price is plummeting yeah the peloton seems to go to bed way earlier than i do so it's sometimes it's hard to make those schedules match up the schedule for peloton is like you know when you're on peloton you click on the calendar and see when the next ride is planned i just click on just says nothing it just says absolutely nothing is planned and then i say hey are we gonna do any rides planned and they're like oh yeah definitely we should set that up we should like set a day or whatever and then it never really circles around you know maybe like today like you took a nap thinking maybe a peloton would come and hop in the bed with you

[14:31]instead uh stayed outside and did not at all your subscription has expired and you woke up and then it was time to do the podcast and you're like oh actually this is pretty disappointing i thought this i'd be waking up to something else but this is fine too i'd be waking up to a peloton ride but i guess instead it's gonna be it's an elliptical where you're just moving your hands around it's gonna be that thing at the gym where you curl the the weight up and curl back down it's like that mirror you know that mirror workout thing they have where that you um

[15:02]the mirror workout yeah you film yourself jerking off in the mirror and you have to send it to some guy in europe you guys don't have that i got a subscription i think i got ripped off honestly the ads made this look different like there are classes and stuff it wasn't just a guy yelling at me in uh romanian over the phone i don't know listen i don't know how to turn this to euros and i'm gonna try to get it to you i don't know why you want so many itunes gift cards along with this video but

[15:33]listen i love the mirror i you know i'm working out with that i think it's really good okay so let's get to the second half of that uh voicemail hey guys uh matt from new york uh this fucking idiot called us twice in one day this is terrible you guys talked right over the fucking voicemail okay i'm gonna play it again here we go so here's the second voicemail from matt hey guys uh matt from new york uh how do you feel about hand jobs okay so he came in that was now i just want to remind you that was the first call that was the

[16:02]first call where he then called back and said i actually had to call them each other so i'm gonna go around now i know i know i know why you skipped this guy's birthday party rob questions like this actually it kind of sounds like it would have been an awesome birthday party okay so we're gonna move on i assume we're not actually gonna talk about what we think about hand jobs well who's gonna turn it down you're not gonna turn it down i mean oh no uh no sorry my lady yeah please don't yeah i mean hey excuse

[16:32]me i'm reading my wheel of time science fiction series i don't have time for such things yeah i mean yeah i'm busy over here listening to elliot winmore sing about the black iowa dirt oh my god it's true it's probably it's probably a good handjob song i'll check it out let you guys know it's probably good no this isn't right this isn't right you're allowed to get another beer you don't have to stick to one beer tonight it's true though do you know what would be probably the best handjob song of all time

[17:00]i don't want to know just anything with a double drum you're like i mean i do wonder and i i had like i had a thing at work today where we're like i'm i'm on a committee we talked about some stuff and people started talking about like well this is a cool project but what's the opportunity cost of doing this project not here to talk about opportunity cost but i do wonder god i was just at your work

[17:33]for five seconds and i want to jump out a window that sounds terrible what is going on and all respect to matt like thank you for calling thank you for going on this show i'm going to talk to a william elliot whitmore show i i need to learn more about this morons i need to know everything about that but i also like how how were you matt like rob is right like rob's right like at some point in the afternoon he was doing whatever he was doing he was like well i wonder what the better guys think about handjobs like that's amazing like yeah why why is he thinking about

[18:04]us during handjobs like what's going on in this guy's life maybe he's he's following that rob rob gave us that play where if you were about to go too fast you got to start thinking about it i did it better he's using the playbook yeah well sorry sorry if this was your soundtrack to some love making and now we've screwed it all up by having this erotic conversation very good all right man hates it he

[18:30]put it in the chat he goes i hate him so okay so somebody's spoiling us i don't know i just feel like he's on some sort of long con or something like that like he's asking these questions he's a party all sorts of stuff like this is all this is all good he's playing chess we're playing checkers this is culminating towards something in like the year 2033 with rob involved somehow so i don't know i'm i'm interested in that in that sort of uh saying though like could gary kasparov like if gary kasparov just switched to checkers would he just destroy

[19:02]everyone in the world in checkers or would the world's best checkers player beat the world's best chess player at checkers is chess inherently better than checkers like or if you were great at checkers could you beat a great chess player at checkers if they cross over into your we just watch the hand jobs what the fuck are you talking about matt's talking about chess and checkers well i it's been the chess players who can see like eight to ten moves ahead yeah are like the the masters right that's the one total and so i mean again checkers there's

[19:35]only like 10 moves in the whole game so i'm guessing it's kind of like a what is it called you know what i mean there's like two ways to win and a million ways to lose and if you just do the one or two ways to win so i don't know or it's like when pilot it's like when pilot shit too used to play euchre like at some point the hands just play themselves okay so go back to episode 25 of you i hear about pilot too and what the fuck we're talking about with that oh my god what a good callback did i ever tell you guys though when i was in high school

[20:03]i was actually uh the they had these one-man chess tournaments yeah i reached the rank of hand master hand master you just gotta make sure you don't take your hand off that piece before you double down on king me right yeah roll it go they're like you actually have a lot of time left on your clock and i'm like i don't need it yeah check and i'm good uh rolling going rosie how's it going with you uh it's going really good i had a i had a i had a really nice week uh i um let's see i

[20:35]like to do like man i like to i like to rattle off a few um milestones it was dilla day on two tuesday dilla's birthday and i bought myself uh dilla's record donuts for christmas so i finally unwrapped that one and um played it on tuesday night so that was a nice uh nice time and related to that i finally started washing my records it's a great name for an album don't you think donuts yeah it's fantastic i should have brought it in here to show you guys it even has it has

[21:03]like a very simpsons style album cover with a with a bite taken out of the donut it's really really beautiful and i've started washing my vinyl um so that's a nice way for is that a euphemism what yeah no you're watching your vinyl yeah i've been having a lot of static problems with my with my records and so i did some research and the best way to rid yourself of static problems is to wet wash your vinyl so i got some uh groove washer some groove washer g3 fluids yeah that's my nickname in high school

[21:36]yeah so i got the groove washer and i can sit there like and even we started watching succession finally so yeah you know throw on some episodes of succession i can sit there and wash my vinyl while we watch this show it's really it's it's therapeutic it's kind of zen i enjoy it i did also i just i sent you guys a picture i i did wash uh my vinyl while i was on the clock at work uh at one point this week because i had some time i had some time before meetings i washed my

[22:01]vinyl so that was good can you imagine you log into a meeting and here's a guy like rubbing a record like with a 10 different rags of varying like you know i would have been immediately saying that guy's playing chess and i'm playing yeah oh sorry i'm just washing all my records i play them so much that their grooves need to be blown out or whatever though yeah it's true no i mean because the first time you play it after like an older record the first time you play it after you wash it you're actually like bringing up some dirt out of the grooves and so you got to

[22:30]play it once you know what sounds clean that's happening to me too if the record doesn't get played enough sometimes you got to blast out some dirt yeah brush that off matt what's up do you think i'm just i'm trying to again i'm trying to put a lot of things together here rose do you think it's a good idea to be washing your records in front of your people that you work with like do you think they say like oh you know we know what rosie's production is like we know what his output is right but if he comes on and he's actually like cleaning his records like this guy has enough time to clean his records do you think that's a it's probably not a good idea i probably

[23:03]should have turned the camera off for that one just like when i had my shirt off i should have turned the camera off and i had my shirt at work oh no that's that's the best i hate doing home chores if i ever reach the point where i've got to wash my records i'm throwing all that out i am not washing any records i will throw everything away before i watch a record yeah there is a point russell where there's it's just time to like buy it buy something new right yeah i know i i think you know especially the record thing

[23:31]depending on how old and you know if you actually have like the original press and things like that that i think you get into rosie i mean i can see where that i enjoy it very therapeutic be very therapeutic even new records can benefit from a wash because new records come statically charged so i don't get what you mean by benefit you put them on they play like what is the what happens when you wash them you get rid of this first of all you get rid of the static charge oh god shut up about that we know yeah it's true rob you're a science teacher oh i mean you might have to bleep that but you get you like science

[24:05]i do like science it's true uh but yeah no i mean i've got like i've got an old old uh pressing of giant steps by coltrane so that was fun to like wash that up see how it sounded so i've been enjoying that wash it up and see how it sounded i mean what happens when you put it on the record after you wash it does it go like this like and you couldn't pick an album that had words when i had to do that joke too i had to do it to a whole train album but we do we do we do you know

[24:32]it but you know the album that's that one's coming up at some point in the top 250. that was the one where you said hey listen how this album starts and we're like wow it all starts um but i do before before my rolling going time is up and i can see that i'm getting the muppet hook from off the stage here um i gotta shout out a couple of russell calls it got a shout out a couple of favorite better listeners because if you recall it looks like a gonzo nose it does it's so blue

[25:03]why is it blue yeah because it hasn't been washed you gotta pull that thing out wash the groups uh many months ago i asked you guys if i should see dune in the theater and i thought and i didn't at that time and i thought the opportunity had passed me by yeah but i had a i had a birthday in january um my wife and son purchased me a movie ticket for my birthday i went to see dune in the theater it was amazing i had so much fun super did you go by yourself yeah there was isn't

[25:32]it great oh god it was going to movies by yourself yeah awesome yeah i loved it it was so great went after my son went to bed perfect night super enjoyed it um showed my son the trailer the night before so then when i got up in the morning he needed to know all about the sandworms so then for a whole weekend he was playing paula treaties and worms yeah yeah it was fantastic daddy daddy put my hand in the dome gabar come on yes we have to do this again ah nice rob you've read you've

[26:00]read dune i like it oh i've i've read the books where they he starts his sister that's the next couple books where they he starts his sister they turn into giant worms i read the other books it's weird i'm not gonna do it yeah i've already read the first one what is your guy's style when you go to a movie where do you try to sit like are you a middle middle center center are you back corner where do you guys sit when you go to a movie second row middle right yep i want it like a vr i don't want to see anybody else i'm not there to look at a big tv i'm looking at there you look at a huge screen in front of me that's what i want when i saw boss baby 2

[26:32]i was in the second row i really enjoyed it put me right in the experience yeah cried my eyes out my kid makes fun of me almost every week goes you cried at boss baby 2 and laughs at me my own child i know you don't yeah i know you don't have a brother but did it make you cry when they like finally figured it out yes i cried my eyes out at boss baby 2. it's terrible yeah middle middle for me middle middle i used to be back like very farthest back you could be in the middle kind of a thing but i don't know i've been more of a middle middle guy lately so yeah i gave

[27:03]aaron the jerk off motion he not exactly that's the only reason he goes to the back cleaning those grooves yeah it has to be like well creed 2 is not very good well time to jerk it i guess that's the way it goes sorry babe i gotta leave i gotta wash my records if you know what i'm saying james brown is not james brown is not the only one coming to america in this movie creed 2 did not live up to creed 1. i like creed 2 but creed creed creed itself was way better than creed 2.

[27:30]well that's where my guy washes his records out of the regular so i don't know if you want to take his opinion for the whole lot of stock uh russell rolling going how's it going with you rolling going things are going really well as you guys know i was in i took a trip to fort lauderdale uh about a week ago so i was down there and when i was down there i i heard about this bar it's kind of a music themed bar so i thought i would tell you guys about it the bar was called the 27 bar it is a bar that kind of has celebrates all the famous musicians that died when they were 27. so you get there and they've got murals on the

[28:03]wall of hendrix joplin morrison cobain all these famous artists that died when they were 27. so i just got i gotta get your guys sounds fun before i tell you about the bar do you think that the 27 bar experience would be a positive experience or a negative experience it would have to be positive right i'm good i'm gonna say it's insanely negative right you're just surrounded by people like hey how did this person die well they actually choked on their own vomit how did this person die well they drank too much and choked on their vomit

[28:32]hey can i get another uh rum and coke over here please and make the cherries extra chunky like do you have a you have any sleeping pills yeah but no i think it'd be positive right because you can you could ignore the how they died part and just enjoy the you know how they flew too close to the sun part the whole time i was there i was just thinking how much more successful i was than all these people on the wall i made it so much further i don't want to interrupt your story russell but i saw i saw today that there is a there's a

[29:01]and this is a definite uh i'm too old uh take i saw there's a hip-hop producer whose name is cash cobain which is an amazing name but also like the name cobain now is like fully gone beyond what anyone could understand like i would never use the word cobain like that that is too sad but you know some young kid is like yeah i'm gonna call myself cash cobain because like the word doesn't mean anything so maybe maybe things like the 27 bar are helping people get past that stuff what the 90s to us right now the 90s to kids now is like the 60s just then i mean it's 30 years man that's the way

[29:35]it is ah i shouldn't have done that all right i'm ready to hear the rest of russell's rolling going my back hurts let me tell you guys about my back hurts sleeping wrong messed me up i went to this bar and i decided i came across five factors to a bar where if you come across a bar that has these five factors it's an automatic loser there's you're you're not gonna have a good time talking about bars this is my sweet spot this means that it's a loser bar like not a good bar it's bound

[30:06]to be a disaster you're bouncing you will not have a good time if these five factors are at the bar the first one let's see what you guys think of it it is a bar tucked back in an industrial area is nothing else around it industrial area nothing else around it what are your guys thoughts yeah probably not they probably had to shove it in there they probably got a good good uh lease rate or something like that and that's why it's back there it's not like

[30:30]on main and main or something like that you know there's a reason that's wheelhouse yeah there's a reason that there's like main streets right and like the best bars in town are on main street or the corner of main and first or whatever it is and so yeah i'm with yeah you don't want to have to walk past the robocop sludge factory to get to your favorite bar you know what i mean i'm okay with the bar in the industrial area if two conditions one do they have a shot in a beer special for under ten dollars and do they have any kind of food any kind could it it could be pickled eggs behind the bar

[31:05]it could be one of those old pizza ovens on the bar just any like anything you can do to keep yourself from vomiting yeah whatever it takes like then i'm then i'm down to go and i'm like i don't know how about this though is it in an industrial area that is now being gentrified so like there's a bunch of apartments around so if you guys notice part of the factor one was in an industrial area with nothing else around yeah this is a bar that's the big difference

[31:31]this is one of these corporate bars where you go into and for some reason everything is like hammered chrome right it's all steel like it's all chrome all over the walls and it's named like bj whizzies or something and there's no like you can just tell they went to some store online they're like do you want your bar to look like this you can just tell they went to some store online they're like do you want your bar to look like this all right the second factor i determined is this will guarantee you're going to a bad bar if you pull up in your uber in this industrial area with nothing else around it and there are multiple police cars sitting out in front of the front of the bar i

[32:01]think it's a bad sign what do you guys think no way that rocks that's a good sign are the cops in there drinking if the cops are in there drinking you're like then you can you don't even need that uber you should have driven yourself like definitely not in there drinking definitely for the next member of the 27 club that reminds me my gym used my gym used to be next to a strip club in in queens and uh you can imagine a strip club in queens is a questionable place to start with but i would walk by and on the uh on the poster outside they said coming next week uh

[32:33]the guy with the longest neck in the world is hosting and it was this guy if you've ever seen the guy with the long neck like where he's got the really really long neck he's like look it up sometime just like dj long neck i think is his name there's a sign that says coming next week just hanging above rob's peloton no the peloton is not i can tell you that for a fact peloton is not at all uh but dj long neck was like hey i'm here so here's an idea right where you'd go to a strip club and i hope you're

[33:00]looking at a picture of dj long neck right now because it's gonna make this it's gonna make what's his name can somebody tell me his name look it up real quick daddy long neck he comes up daddy long neck is his name it's not even dj long neck it's daddy long neck okay so can you see this of daddy long neck check this out do you see him yeah yeah he's got a long ass neck that name is a i cannot believe he's named daddy long neck because his neck is so long so you would go to a strip club in between dances you know what i mean they'd be like come on up cinnamon quit your grin and drop

[33:32]your linen it's cinnamon get all the singles fellas and then they'd be like and now daddy long neck you'd be like wait what this is this is whiplash that'd be like another and then i walked a little bit farther russell and on the uh on the light post next to the strip club i'd be the strip club said uh this guy is wanted for slashing somebody with a razor at the strip club that you just walked by and i was like oh you gotta imagine what daddy long neck finds out that there's people getting slashed with a razor he's like i gotta get out of here that's like the

[34:02]number one fear i have i mean look how long my neck is if he has a bad shaving incident he's going down he's gonna be in the 27 club my kill his neck the next thing that jumped out to me about this bar a sign of a terrible bar if you go to the bar and all their drinks are gone you're served in small plastic cups not even like the big 16 ounce plastic cup but like the eight ounce small plastic cup what are your guys thoughts on that yeah you need a big drink you need a big drink you're not cleaning your teeth after brushing them with one of those little damn

[34:31]dixie cups get me a big cup this has happened in new york too where they're not giving like a double rum and coke doesn't come in the big glasses anymore they're just giving in a regular glass and saying oh it's fine it's not fine this is where once again i say if a shot in that little plastic cup plus a bottle of coffee and a glass of coffee and a glass of coffee and a glass of high life is ten dollars or less i will go to that bar that's it i mean i'm not worried yet no small cups out russell i want big cups it seems like aaron's in on this one i think this might be the one that puts aaron over the edge i don't know but we'll find out i have not seen

[35:02]by the way russell sounds like it would be a ton of fun to go on vacation with you so far sounds like a blast so yeah we're gonna go to this bar where all these people died at 27 are we going to a cool spot on the beach hey we're in fort lauderdale we should just live it up have a good time yeah you got this bar they all died with their 27 they got small drinks in this middle of nowhere just go under the police tape go under the police tape when you go in yeah you can just go under it's actually not a crime scene it's not an active crime scene you know speaking of crime scenes i would imagine

[35:31]a lot of crimes happen because of this thing this bar featured and i don't see these at many bars anymore the punching bag machine where you go up and you hit the punching bag yes as hard as you can so you've got like the the alpha males in there that are all trying to punch that punching bag as hard as they can and it's almost getting too intense what are your guys thoughts on the punching bag machine at the bar i have never have you as any of you ever used it i've never no i i watched people use it a week ago though but were you tempted at all russell to get up

[36:02]there and see a hard you could punch or was it kind of thing where when somebody got up there everybody watched there were people watching but i wanted to stay as far away from it as possible i wanted no part of it i've never seen anything like this and i i need to know everything about it like what's the i mean how is it measured is it in pounds per square inch or something how do they measure the punching power yes this is the science at which the bag flies back up so the thing that comes down okay and then you punch it it goes you know right up into the ceiling again and so it's that force okay of which so did anyone win

[36:33]or so it's like a rocky four situation right where he's running around the gym punching and then you would see his punching power in psi did anyone win by a vast margin or was like pretty you know pretty close between the competitors i was just watching people who would probably be at a bar called the 27 club drinking plastic cups with cops outside in an industrial area punching a punching bag as hard as they could in a bar erin i did i'm sorry i'm sorry you haven't you haven't turned me off on this one yet i'm still still there i'm still in yeah i'm

[37:01]still in aaron's trash man aaron's just straight trash now russell did you have a date at this bar at any point were you tempted to get up and show off your day with your punching power popeye style um no at any point did you ask your date do you want to go punch the bag because that's actually my fetish no all right here's the last thing this one might this one may be if aaron's made it this far maybe this one could finish it off the music is blaring super loud and the bartenders are singing and

[37:34]dancing to the song the laffy taffy song you know that remember that song i got a laffy taffy or whoever that song is i want that bumble gum want that chico stick girl cause you so thick so maybe aaron i should i should send you the address this might be right up aaron's alley i love bartenders dancing and singing to songs it tickles me every time i see it i love it i can't

[38:02]get enough of it i do i think we gotta go it does seem like something that's not up your alley russell it seems very much like they're taking a 15 minute break on you it's one of those bars you're going to yet again it was i think so ultimately that's from the chuck berry episode would this bar host a live podcast yeah we probably it's on fire right now for sure i i don't know ultimately i decided i don't need to go back to the 27 club but i realize any bar that's going to celebrate people who died young

[38:31]because they died young yeah it's probably not where i need to be going to get my drinks gimmicky it's a gimmicky gimmicky you're right man usually gimmicky bars don't do well you see russell walk in you see russell walk in and it's like uh it's all posters of like uh you know the queen or like prince philip and then like uh uh steven hawking it's like all these people that died of old age and he's like ah yes a bar for me it's about people who died old ass people like hey white's going up on the mirror like yeah she was old as hell yeah

[39:00]no uh yeah all of them yeah aaron i know what you're doing too but uh we don't have time we don't have time to get into it rolling going man how's it going with you uh good good i'll try to be quick do you guys i'm trying to figure out what like what sports center used to be back when we were kids i couldn't get enough it was church but like but now i swear to god

[39:31]that 90 of sports center is discussing nba trades or potential nba trades or what's going on with lebron or why lebron's not working and it is like the worst thing in the world you guys am i old am i old crotchety old man on this is it gone no man i used to like i would on summer mornings i would watch dan patrick and keith olbermann i would watch the same episode of sports center for three hours straight because the jokes were good the banter was good it was a ton of highlights you'd always catch something new i don't watch anymore i watch van pelt sometimes but otherwise i don't watch sports anymore but

[40:04]i feel like what it used to be was it used to be like the two guys were basically like giving like a recap of the game right and it was like you had highlights and you had the game and maybe like a quick interview or something no one cares about the game anymore it's like the podcast no one gives a shit about the music but see this is what i think i think that espn thinks that people actually give a shit what they're like stupid announcers have to say because all it is is like opinions back and forth it's like four people in a semi-circle yeah talking back and forth and who cares what

[40:33]those people have to say just get to the highlights well don't show the highlights of all the games don't say that when i'm looking at a zoom of the four of us you know like i don't think we need to say like who cares it's not important maybe to think about like who is watching this i'm gonna tell you what this album is the greatest album of all time yes no that's where you're wrong oh my god this is only the third oh my god let me tell you why you're wrong yeah you know it's like oh the peloton is a metaphor for having sex i bet those dumb shits have like a ranking system

[41:05]and everything for everyone every game they watch oh but it's the same thing that happened to mtv right like you used to see music videos and now it's just i don't even know what i've seen mtv in like 10 years i am looking for a sound machine behind matt or a sound machine god damn it i am looking for a time hold on hold on hold on so hold on this this seems to be like it seems to be like from about 10 years ago this take i'm kidding mtv doesn't even play videos anymore all they play is the grind

[41:33]that i recorded on my vcr it's just a real world i get on there and it's just eric b having an argument with her teen mom 2 teen mom og eric teen mom og reunion you know what but this goes back to the beginning of the season i don't know what i'm talking about i don't know what i'm talking about watching tv right like we would just watch whatever's on because you were stuck watching it you didn't have any other options my kid is watching fresh prince of bel-air with my wife and she is the thing that blows her away more than anything else anything else is the live studio audience she cannot comprehend oh really that there was a live studio audience and they

[42:03]would laugh and she's like who is that and we're like well that's the live studio audience she's like what why and we're like yeah they had people there to watch them perform she's like why and i was like a live podcast or isn't that what we're shooting for yeah at the bar 27 yeah can you guys imagine i mean just imagine having to have like a laugh track in the back to make it sound like that should do it yeah to make it sound like maybe like things are really funny or like things are

[42:32]going well i mean it's just insane that's true when you play those that i'm hearing them in my headphones and i think like am i laughing right now i don't know why am i laughing i didn't know i was laughing oh no you're talking how are you laughing you're talking he didn't like that that was a man sitting in the back of the theater speaking of speaking of espn and putting a biscuit in the basket rolling going how's it going with

[43:02]you listen i was tested this week okay you know how i feel about theater right anti-theater anti-culture if it is if it is not a comedy i don't want to go see it my wife's like listen we got tickets to go see the new harry potter show or not new the old one cursed child so it's like it's a it was a five and a half hour play oh that would go over two nights you had to go back two nights or something

[43:33]like that no if you get through that without getting divorced you're you deserve they cut it down to three and a half hours so this is harry potter and the cursed child on broadway they cut it down to three and a half hours and you can tell exactly where they made the cuts because literally when harry potter's kid goes to hogwarts they're like first year and then they just yell out second year third year and everybody like runs around or does that theater shit where it shows like the passage of time or whatever and you're like wow that he got right through high school at hogwarts

[44:00]and so i was like i don't know about this show i don't know if i'm going to enjoy it i don't like i'm a harry potter guy i like harry potter but three and a half hours on a thursday on a school night with like two kids and they're asking me how are you you're a harry potter guy and and but not a big harry potter guy you missed the choice missed the chance for big harry potter i won't i will never make that mistake i will never say that actually this might be part of my game later on can we save that okay okay all right so here's so here's the deal is that i i absolutely fell in love i was blown away by this show it was one of the best

[44:34]things i've seen in a long time i loved it if you if you enjoy harry potter at all you have to go check out the cursed child it's like alternate timelines so it's like all these conversations that you wanted to see happen or like these things where it's like oh i wish this character got to talk to this character i wish we got to talk to this character when we knew they were a good guy or whatever and it was just so satisfying the effects were amazing anytime they did a time warp it looked like the whole stage was rippling i was absolutely blown away until we got to the

[45:03]intermission okay so the intermission i've got a couple issues i got two issues number one it got intermission i think this podcast has fucked up my brain like permanently because everyone in my family ordered milk duds everyone in my family got milk duds for candy yes and i looked at them and i said what are you guys doing and they said we're getting milk duds and i said nobody likes milk duds and and everyone that was there with us wrong rob you're wrong yes i am wrong you know

[45:31]we gotta stop you you you love food you always love your poke bowls you talk about certain food you love so soft you've got really bad tasted foods you have a lot of you have a lot of things that like you all you will only eat ice cream but only like a certain type of ice cream you you don't like any other desserts you don't like any candy except for the gross candy like three musketeers and junior mints and peppermint patties i was talking to people at work and you know what i realized you know what one of my favorite sandwiches is too what hot sandwiches not toasted i don't like them toasted but i like

[46:03]when you just put them in the microwave and get them so you can eat because they're so crunchy i really do just love soft food i love hot mushy sandwiches you give me a french dip and i get to dip it in there and it just put it in my mouth in terms of mush guys i'm a mush head i love mush i'm a mush freak oh no i love mush i can't help it oh god so then like the people we were with i was like oh yeah milk duds suck and they're like no we like them i'm like i feel like i'm just going

[46:32]insane i really do then at the end so the whole time we're there then at the end of the show the people come out and they're doing the curtain call or whatever and we're clapping and i'm standing up i would say three-fourths of the crowd did not stand up did not give him a standing ovation at the end of the show i couldn't believe it i was like is i i thought that's just what everybody does no it was so good how can you you can't you can't just give those out people on broadway yes you can this is the best in the world it's the best city in the world rob you're

[47:02]arguing with a guy who's booed people he's not booing people on broadway i've not booed anyone he's going to he's going to podunk iowa theater where it's like two guys he knows that was in minnesota dipshit but yeah i was always kitchen stories i was always kitchen stories from you people for no good reason uh i think i mean even on broadway people still have to earn it like on the the superbowl is this weekend the the bengals are gonna win joe burrow is gonna throw

[47:33]for 210 yards one touchdown one interception and people are gonna want to win the superbowl and give him a standing ovation because he's handsome and cool but it's not they're not oh and aaron played against his older brother who was 24 years older yeah you get it but you can't just give people standing ovations if they don't earn it you gotta like earn that stuff they earned it people are dumb that's the problem they didn't know people are dumb and they don't know any better like it could have been the best show they've ever seen and they don't know that that's the proper response well i can tell you i think i was there on like bring somebody who's never

[48:03]been to theater night because the number of people i had to tell to shut up people sitting next to my daughter for the first minute of the play they talked i leaned across my 13 year old daughter i said oh excuse me can you two shut up and then i went back my daughter was mortified and then she was mortified but i was like if you're talking no it wasn't even that like i'm not gonna do violent stuff but it's like if you're talking for the first minute of the show somebody's gonna tell you to shut up that's just the way it is and i want to go back if you props

[48:31]to you for standing up rob if you feel thank you if you feel that this was a great right performance worthy of you getting out of your seat and it wasn't just because your ass was falling asleep props to you but if someone else was over well you're getting out of your seat anyways you can't stand up you gotta stand up you gotta stand up to leave if someone else didn't feel like it rose to that level like that's okay maybe they're they don't know these people are idiots they're fucking idiots people are idiots dude they're idiots look at people they're idiots

[49:02]all of them yeah this podcast have you listened to the have you seen the messages we get on our instagram matt is doing a good job by the way he's doing a great job running her instagram he's putting stuff up just fucking morons out there it's just filled with morons it's crazy it's insane how dumb people are it's it's it's something all right guys let's get into everybody's favorite part of the show we are going to talk about the album and i hit the right favorite part of the show let's talk about the five six three no we're not counting town wrestle

[49:34]don't try to confuse me oh what okay now aaron's disappointed because he heard sex and piss together and he thought this was gonna be a whole different show oh no no i saved that that's a little treat for those middle heads who like the middle part of the show i know you're looking at your podcast player being like middle part of the show what the fuck we should this is this is already twice as long as the album we've already gone twice as long as this album uh so this is never mind the bollocks here's the sex pistols

[50:01]this is where aaron's brother goes from double speed to four times the speed the middle section they get to the end and it's the joke after the credits they go actually i didn't get it so i'm not gonna listen again i don't this must have been from a middle part so this is the only album by the sex pistols i mean they did they did some live albums and they've done some kind of embarrassing reunions or whatever but this is literally like this is it like the this has to be is this the only album we're gonna do where it's the only album by the performer on the list nope i know

[50:35]matt's gonna know right no lauren hill lauren hill ah that's true in the top 10 is that her only album yeah it's her only studio album yeah that unplugged one doesn't count so guys i was just uh i was just looking at this and i think with the exception of lauren hill this might be the only album we've done where this is your only album you know what you guys normally we wouldn't do this and maybe you could stop me right now but i thought maybe tonight we could

[51:02]do a list about the greatest songs ever oh we're doing it do we go or do we say let's go this is they're better they're better they're better be a mashup of the two greatest grunge singers of all times i got this matt all right good oh my god we're already into a list yep so so you were saying this is their only album and i remember when you when we covered lauren hill before the miseducation of lauren hill it was her only album i was shocked

[51:31]at that right and when i saw this i was like damn there can't be many of these like that so i started doing some research i was like we got to find the best songs ever from bands or artists who only had one studio album this is you guys down with us you know yeah what if we just said no nope not tonight so the first band i know we don't really like this guy he's gotten ripped on numerous times but this song is badass this is derrick and the dominoes 1970 lay low check this out great song yeah i mean some of the all-time great guitar work

[52:02]lay low it's crazy i read that this song was about uh george harris's wife because eric clapton was stealing her from him at the time but not just that it made me wife swap didn't they didn't they do a full-on swap they did a full-on wife swap and then he's singing about being down on his knees with layla i thought he just cheated it with her i thought they did a full-on swap either way afterwards um speaking of which i gotta talk to you guys after the show real

[52:30]they remained friends after he stole his wife or after they had the swap whatever way it was and then it turns out harrison ringo and paul mccartney all played at their wedding when when he got married to her later they all played at her wedding i was like that shocked me i was like imagine aaron if you're unfortunately it doesn't work out with aaron's wife at gmail.com we saw coming to rob and jenny you guys do a swap aaron would you ever swing at rob's second wedding with aaron's wife at gmail.com would you go and perform at his wedding absolutely not no oh dead to me no

[53:02]way you all you all you all you all you all don't sing but you'll swing yeah i mean yeah swinging and singing in two different things aaron uh she wants the same song for the first dance sorry about that but it's our first dance song now sorry i think my favorite i actually like bell bottom blues better on that album but either way like that's wild that derrick and dominoes only had one right one record so they only had one record uh clapton and the drummer had a fight during the recording of their second album

[53:30]they broke up they never played again and i remember this one the first time we were going through the list i was like i didn't even know what i was doing i was like i didn't even know that i just thought clapton did all these songs i didn't know there was a band called derrick and the dominoes that's true did you laugh i didn't know that well yeah but but see i cream is on the list right like disraeli gears is on the list cream yeah but that's not derrick and the dominoes not derrick and the dominoes and like all that stuff somehow all that stuff ends up on clapton's greatest hits right so like clapton puts out the greatest hits album somehow cream and derrick and the dominoes are on there i don't know how that works out he must own them i don't know let's

[54:05]let me just look in the news and see if he said anything really fucked up today yeah can't wait till he dies you can call into the show we know the next guy didn't say anything fucked up today speaking of people who say fucked up things this is from 1990 this is one of matt we're just gonna let matt talk about this one matt you might know that more about this than i do this is temple of the dog hunger strike from 1990 check this out you know what rob no oh so temple of the dog is

[54:33]actually all other members of pearl jam yeah other than eddie vetter but the chris cornell saying vocals on this album though on this song on this song and there's one other song in the temple of dog album otherwise chris cornell is the lead singer but it's and then it's matt cameron yeah who is now with pearl jam but was also with uh chris cornell's band you know throughout who am i thinking why can't i think soundgarden black hole sound soundgarden yeah it was with soundgarden and then when soundgarden

[55:03]broke up he's now with pearl jam since about 1980s 96 so so what i read was that chris cornell's roommate was the leader of a band called mother love bone and he died and so chris cornell started making all writing all these songs like to honor him and then he started playing with is it jeff amitt um stone gossard stone gossard those two are both amitt and then they bring in vetter too and so they make this one album it's like a super group before pearl jam even becomes a thing like i've heard that song but i didn't know who it

[55:34]was but yeah that's pretty cool temple of the dog hunger strike a pretty good i think the last time they actually yeah they they did say it was either 2014 or 2016 but chris cornell's passed uh but they did have like they would occasionally show up at each other's concerts and sing that song and the crowd would go nuts because it's kind of a cult i remember that music video speaking of mtv that music video was very grunge just like two dudes just singing at the moon it was uh i remember

[56:03]out in the field yeah yeah and it's before all those it's kind of before the grunge scene took off right it was 90 so that's when when when was nirvana big well they're 91 yeah it was like yeah who knows go back to our episode rob's board well no i'm just i'm picturing i'm just picturing russell like walking down the street and here's a bar with a giant picture of chris cornell and he's like looks fun better go in another band from 1990 they had one album the song is there she goes the album is there she goes this

[56:34]is the laws have you heard this one no oh yeah oh what a nice song like in every movie every like rom-com movie from like 1993 to 1996 this feels like a pretty a freddie prince movie right here right you're telling me the laws are on this list no i don't know that they're on my list i was gonna say if we're gonna listen to this shit on our 500 list i'm this is gonna be a tough

[57:01]you know who may like this remember we've got some listeners out there that are soccer fans they they don't like football they like soccer football football and they have talked about isn't it oasis that plays the the song they play wonderwall i heard i read that this band the laws was very influential in brit pop and bands like oasis and blur really gave a nod to these bands noel gallagher once said that oasis wanted to finish what the laws started wow that's a huge compliment right i mean if i if i was driving

[57:34]down a road and that was a sign and said hey the laws and oasis are doing stuff over here i'd be like i am never turning on that road ever i couldn't care less what's going on down that road i am moving on i would not go in that song comes on i just think of like julia styles and heath ledger and freddie prince jr and all those people like it had to have been in one of their movies so the bass player left them after one album and they never they got back together a few times down the road but they never recorded another album together again i know you can be underwhelmed

[58:02]and i know you can be overwhelmed the you ever just be well yeah i you guys will all be well i was this next song i was really excited i went to this nice work man i went to this heath heath ledger bar it was really cool there's a heath ledger picture on the wall it's really good i was like hey check us out let me take a picture with heath ledger oh i'm a knight back in time or whatever excuse me excuse me bouncer could you get out of my picture with heath ledger hey why so serious in these pictures he's dead all right

[58:30]this next one is from 1994 the album is great the song is hallelujah this is jeff buckley you guys know this one oh yeah i was at a bar and i saw this guy yeah leonard cohen's great song to me this is the best recording of a very famous song this is the best recording of this song to me to me i mean other people could disagree and that'd be fine i shouldn't say best it's my favorite recording of this song what the hell is he talking about with the fourth the fifth the minor fall the major lift nobody knows nobody gets it sure it doesn't matter yeah but it's a letter i mean let it go

[59:04]leonard cohen wrote it leonard cohen leonard cohen yeah his song his recording is great so yeah he no no doubt so buckley covered it and then he was recording a second album and he unfortunately drowned he died before he ever got a and so i don't think i don't think it was very popular until well after he died but i thought that was an amazing song for someone who only produced one studio he also covered van morrison on that album that's always a song that when it comes on i'm like fuck not this song again i gotta hear this fucking song again i've heard it a million times and then

[59:32]you is you're like god damn this is a good song i enjoy it every single time every time you're crying by the end it's it's far super the jeff buckley is far superior to leonard cohen i like leonard cohen but his his version he sounds like a bus exhaust pipe when he's singing maybe get some version but matt what's your thought i'm a leonard cohen guy i mean yeah you know i mean hundreds of covers of that song it's like probably universally known as like the best

[60:02]written song i don't know it seems like this isn't isn't on some list rosie i mean you're the musician i have no idea but it seems like that would be on like one of the most like the prettiest song ever written yeah it's a beautiful song yeah it's a perfect song i think i you know what actually i have that list right here and it's pretty amazing because the number one song uh and this might shock you a little bit but the number one song oh it's surprising though we haven't heard this one for a while

[60:31]joni mitchell's song is the best song ever written song i don't know it's a perfect song for the news this is going to come back big time i love how rob for the podcast was showing us how many sound clips he had and that he was going to have to get some of them but somehow the the blue double d double dot just keeps turning back hold on and rob rob and rob and russell just put put your headphones down okay take them out rosie it took me a lot of energy to not say i'm a big leonard cohen guy so just we're trying to say that okay so we're saving it oh sorry oh russell you're supposed to have headphones it's still on we have not even started i'm

[61:02]trying i'm not even through i know i appreciate you talking about the album guys guys come on sorry guys i was on one of those quick five minute peloton rides all right well if aaron's gonna make that hand gesture i gotta give him i gotta give him an award here so the last song is that one aaron will love this is mad villain now i believe is mad villainy yes but before i tell you the song i had to bring it up because i thought rob was like because rob we know when you like when people refer to you as a hunk of meat so that means on the dance floor you must be the meat grinder

[61:32]as the song meat grinder so aaron is this right this was their only album yeah i mean mad lib has worked with a lot of different rappers but yeah this is the only one where mad lib and doom work together and we did cover we did cover a song on our list before when we did the best accordion songs ever many months that's right they had another yeah accordion was on mad villainy yes this was a perfect match of rapper and producer at the perfect time it's a classic never gets old 365 in the list

[62:02]i just we're gonna get to it so this one is on the list so rob was wrong when he was ripping on us saying none of these are on the list i mean to be fair like rob's like yeah rob's like always wrong right i mean like he's just a hard time he's a hard time getting really hard time like running this thing hey rob he's a tough time getting things right but we try to help him along you know he's letting his dog out we're carrying the show for him and we do we have to so so i i'm sorry i i don't like i know we don't like to hijack the center of the podcast

[62:32]but aaron's brother's gonna have to go at like six times speed to get through rob's intro now so i apologize but those are the greatest songs ever by bands or artists who only had one oh that's fantastic is grinding the best thing ever it just is right like grinding is so good i've been married for years when i'm grinding on my wife it still rules like it's awesome to grind you're just like yes the meat grinder this is so good god i love grinding so much it's just so funny romance is

[63:00]dead rob that's beautiful that's what i put in my valentine's day card grinding with you fucking rules oh my god just thinking about it i fired up uh so listen uh this i mean the sex pistols right they have their whole style and attitude is revolutionary i mean that's why this album is on here right this is like abe lincoln's hat or anything or something right it's not the best hat of all time like nobody's ever like damn gotta wear that stovepipe style i think it's so good but it's like a piece of history like that's what this album is the original basis of the

[63:32]of the sex pistols was thrown out and so sid vicious came in uh and the problem was those that sid vicious was a super fan he would go to the shows he would get super drunk he also could not play the bass very well at all which is actually turns out to be not a huge problem because he for most of the songs he was actually for most of the recording of this album he was actually in the hospital with hepatitis because he was using uh intravenous drugs that were supplied by his mother so you're starting to get kind of a picture of this band kind of how this is

[64:01]going oh and by the way when they kicked out the band they were like oh my god they're going to the original bassist they claimed it was because he said he likes the beatles so the guy is like i like the beatles in the band like get the fuck out of the band you're gone goodbye and what do you think what do you think somebody sorry i hate interrupting you rob but what would somebody have to admit to on this podcast to get kicked off the podcast you don't like feet oh yeah if you don't like feet get out of here yeah is that all it's gonna take guys guys hey guys get out of you know what feet really don't do it for me guys i'm sorry

[64:32]that's gross and you're gonna hear and he's fuming he's raging i'm so upset yeah i was reading my notes about this album if anyone would have said that the the velvet underground was rolling bone and should have been higher on the list that would have been the end that would have been the end of podcast they put out this album they immediately went on tour in the u.s they were like it was like a number one celebrity album in britain it was super controversial like everybody it was kind of like the big hot you know crazy thing and everybody was excited and the manager came to the u.s could have sold out theaters could have sold out big places

[65:02]and instead to get more of this band's kind of like gnarliness out there he went to all these redneck bars in the south right and brought a whole bunch of journalists along to record what it was like so they just were like fomenting this whole scene where it's everybody's going to cause trouble i mean you can imagine imagine you're in like you know i don't know where missouri somewhere and the sex pistols come to town and you go see him you'd be like what the hell is going on i don't even get any imagine you're like a truck driver in ottawa and someone is like

[65:32]you to show up at the border to cause problems yeah well and actually you're working a lot of people don't want to work right now and actually they're working so that's something to think about right there i mean if you really think about it um yeah and i would say uh much like the ramones we're gonna hear a lot of i i didn't even pick sound clips for most of these i just was like let's start in the beginning who cares this is holidays in the sun by the way a 38 minute album gotta give it up for 30 minutes i do love the the intro the like the sort of stadium clapping intro

[66:02]yes i mean you do hear a lot of clash in this right like obviously they influence the clash yeah actually i asked i asked a listener of ours a buddy of mine how he would compare these guys to the clash and uh he felt like he felt like the clash had sort of broader musical interests and were more willing to kind of incorporate world music whereas the sex pistols were very unabashed in their uh devotion to the chuck berry sound just making it louder and faster

[66:32]um but clash sold out the clash sold out to get that sound they were on their last dollar and needed to come up with a gimmick compared to these guys so you you have to say the sex pistols the sex pistols did not sell out like that is one thing no yeah you can say i only had one out but but some people say the pecs some people say the sex pistols are a boy band like some people would say they did sell out huh that's just a narrative that's out there i don't know enough about did you guys ever hear that backstreet song i'm just asking i'm just

[67:01]asking the question that backstreet boys song that was all about abortion oh wait no here's the sex pistol song that's all about it no no conversations about this all right all right just keep it going russell's so mad this song was this song was brutal like i'm a i'm a lyrics reader this one is oh yeah don't read what they're singing about when you just listen to it don't don't read the lyrics this is i am blown away though by how talented the i i always thought like punk was like oh it's just guys slamming on instruments they can't really play this guitar player

[67:32]can play like there are some riffs in here where you're listening to it and it is fun to listen to this album i think it's fun yeah there's a lot i mean i yeah i think these guys no feelings yeah i think these guys are much less and i was texting you guys about this they're much i mean the only other punk album that i know is bad brains first album which i love but that one sounds much more raw much more just chords and strumming and this is a different kind of sound this is polished it's sort of like when you when we heard nirvana it was like oh my god i'm so sad

[68:00]when you when we heard nirvana it was like oh no this is a studio product and i think somebody was really helping these guys polish their sound yeah i think you're kind of thrown off by the voice right because he's kind of singing but talking at the same time and intentionally not like trying to be you know uh euphonious or whatever and it's like but the songs are well put together they're fun to listen to i i never i had fun going through this album every time and plus being 38 minutes it was just it was a blast uh

[68:30]now do all these songs start to sound exactly the same is this a ramones type situation once again of course it is we're not gonna hear any better much better sound quality than the ramones though go ahead russell oh it might not be congrats as consistent as the ramones like the ramones every song sounds exactly there's a few of these that are a little bit slower than the others right okay well let's see this is this is a song now this is what i love about the sex pistol is that this they're like hey let's write a song about our manager and so they did it's called liar yes this might be the song i like the least

[69:00]russ you're right this does sound really different i'm not saying they sound different but the ramones i think there's more variety here than the ramones it's true i agree and i just i think this is really a melodic album like they they they did write some melodies and the band that i thought of the most listening to this was actually blink 182 i felt like those guys and as much as those guys probably were from the green day you know branch of the tree who probably then are closer to the class i don't know if they're close to the class i don't know if they're close

[69:30]to the class but i just felt like this sounded like you know that sort of melodic punk that we we heard in junior high and high school oh well i mean this this brought me i really did want to listen to green day i wanted to put on dookie after this and listen to it because i remember getting that cd dookie and being like yep i guess i'm a punk now i'm pretty into punk guys i i have to admit i was a liar earlier all these songs do sound the same and they drove me to drinking when i was listening you didn't go to the 27 bar did you lie about that i did no i went to that i went

[70:00]not thinking these were all the same but but i did make a drink for tonight there's actually a drink out there called the sex pistol but i did not make it because i'll tell you why oh no i can't go down it had it had goldschlager oh no nope you don't have that fireball you might have that vodka oh that's bad oh this is cranberry you can't mix brown and clear liquor so it's healthy i just felt like a drink about a punk band can't have cranberry juice

[70:30]and it can't have gold flakes i love anarchy and cranberry juice right it could only have cranberry if you bought the ocean spray and the phillips vodka and just you were just chasing with the other then okay give me my cranberry juice or to have a taste of me knucks you guys know what i'm talking about so instead i found a different drink which i think is more in line and it's called a johnny rotten yes a johnny rotten seed have you guys ever had one of these before oh the number of times the wife and i go out to luck to

[71:00]dinner and we ordered johnny rotten seed oh so much they're always like oh excuse me sir what kind of shit do you want to go one evening out where you order the johnny rotten seed i hope i hope rob your mom doesn't hear this episode where you called your spouse the wife oh they all love it no that's not gonna work out yeah no these ladies think it's great so aaron you'll like this the first ingredient in the johnny rotten seed is laird's apple jack i got some laird's apple jack here aaron that's your style it's good stuff that's the oldest that's one of the

[71:30]oldest spirits uh distilled in the u.s yeah well it's got to be good then the next thing was orange bitters yes you guys know i've got orange flavored bitters the last thing was i wasn't sure if i qualified for this or not the last thing that goes in this drink is coca-cola syrup whoa how'd you find that it's so i read that you're supposed to you can make coca-cola syrup from mexican coke like you reduce it down or something like that and so so did you have trouble reducing down the

[72:00]mexican coke russell that i know you have around and you know how to reduce things i did not reduce the mexican coke but you know what you know how remember a week ago or so we were talking about how vanilla is an amazing flavor i decided to get vanilla coke yes to put into my johnny because rob hates it so much so i'm having a vanilla johnny rotten seed tonight to celebrate yeah russell knows i am apple jack i am begging you russell take a picture of this drink we got to start putting this up on matt's gonna start putting it up on instagram he's the guy doing a great job with it that sounds actually pretty good so it's apple jack bitters

[72:35]and and i went with vanilla and vanilla coke which is it's just supposed to be that sounds pretty good but that doesn't sound punk either does it like oi give me some bitters give me some orange bitters mate they're british apple jack it sounds like yeah yeah that's why i was doing a perfect british accent that's true they go out and have some orange bitters and then go pickpocketing that's what i think british people do because i you've got to pick a pocket or two you've got to pick a pocket or two that was the first show i was ever in can i have some more

[73:06]this is the greatest podcast we've ever done in my entire life this is this is the end i'll be all we should probably end this is it we're about to ascend to heaven it's just so good this podcast is over so this song was super controversial when it came out in fact they would uh actually leave it blank in the charts in britain so you couldn't see what it was and they're and people in britain are convinced that the bbc rigged the list that this never actually made it up to number one it only made it up to number two

[73:33]this is uh god save the queen which by the way if you're looking for a karaoke version of this it's really hard to not just find the british national anthem which is also called god yeah of course um and this was released during the queen's silver jubilee uh and it makes fun of the queen the whole time now i i am here to tell you what a silver jubilee is and that's where you guys jump in and help me out because i do not know what a silver jubilee is and i did not look it up what is that something to do with what was that 50 25 it's gonna be a

[74:00]this is her birthday when you isn't that when you finally get that what was the silver pubes thing you did rob that what was that old joke she had silver jubilee way before 70 right the 25th anniversary of a significant event god save the queen uh excellently parodied by me earlier today accidentally in case the monarchy is listening i said excellent you i mean this must have been shocking at the time right i don't think anyone was singing this way

[74:30]well it's apparently yeah like parents yeah oh kids are listening the brits must have lost their mind about this she ain't no human being and now like you know like we all grew up with prince charles who's a total fucking clown so like oh like we can see that he's a clown in plain sight but like i think in 1977 nobody thought that about the the monarchy problems just like this podcast rob i thought we were gonna get a roblams are we gonna get any roblams rob i thought you were gonna go on to the next song we're just supposed to go to the next song

[75:06]why no we have to listen to all these all right oh that that wasn't that was a new song no no no the russ swears this one's really different let's listen to this one 17 oh oh yeah that was me yeah it's definitely the remotes didn't have any change-ups like this sounds like kiss to me does this not sound like a kiss song the remotes is the closest thing

[75:31]is the only other the clash in the remotes are the only other punk ones we've done so far i mean patty smith too and velvet underground might sort of count but no like the the sex pistols definitely and rob already said it like they have a lead guitar like they've got a lead guitarist who's playing licks and playing solos and the remotes weren't doing that at all clash yes i don't know if you guys are fans of the pogues i heard oh yes on some of these songs did you guys hear that you're right i love the pogues i mean i don't know them that well was that the song where they're just yelling you lazy sod over and over like they just kept yelling that

[76:02]this is a garbage song isn't it what no way bad song i think that's the song where he's like i'm a lazy sod i don't want to do anything i'm like yes i can relate to that i mean it's so great just to be like i'm lazy i'm not going to do anything there that's my that's my ethos that's what i'm going to do that's awesome yeah guys uh guys and again let's think back to noah trying to get in his big boat he needs anarchy in the uk okay this is all about anarchy in the uk subtle oh he's skipping a little bit

[76:39]so this is the big hit from this one right yeah and i like this song this is a good it's a good song can't can't i like the song i love the song i read it i don't know if it's rolling stones current list but they

[77:01]had it at 56 of all time that seemed a bit high for me on an all-time song list what do you guys think it's it's not the best science abe lincoln's hat right like it's a historical piece that's why it's there it's not it's not great you know nobody's at the beach in that fucking stovepipe i'm gonna bring that joke around nobody else is saying what he's saying you know i mean it's not yeah it's not musically pushing anything forward they're not they're not they're not they're not taking in they're not putting any new ideas out there musically but nobody else was willing to say this on a record so i don't know it's pretty cool i always thought he was saying i'm an

[77:32]antichrist in the beginning of that but it's an anarchist russell do you ever just want to be an anarchist like no rules whatsoever you're just going in you're shoplifting that strawberry ice cream you don't need to buy it or you know you know what is that bad though when i think of anarchy i just think about shoplifting ice cream like that was the only thing i could think of right like when you brought up me bringing me buying ice cream i did go to my gas station tonight to buy my vanilla coke yeah you know what i've got a new gas station pet peeve that i need i can't stand all the pictures of the dead people on the walls when you go to a gas station or

[78:05]another store and they try to give you try to get you to buy like a card like a hey you can get free points if you use this card you know like i don't want the card and so if i say no once i don't want to be told well you can get free stuff i said no leave me the fuck alone and move on bring my shit up and let me go i don't i don't need the card i said no you don't want the suburban mom uh keychain that they have no where they have the 1000 cards they're like okay let me find the card that i get

[78:33]a discount on suburban moms always have a thousand cards on the keychain that they can put into different things they love that shit they can't get enough of it are you are you guys the member at like your do you have the total wine card do you have the gas station card where you get the you know what's really embarrassing you know what i dumped out of my wallet today i cleaned it out and you know what i have this is really bad one single small it's all punch cards to massage places it's like one punch wait you haven't gone back so i had like five cards with just one punch

[79:02]from the massage place it would be like 45 minute massage punch it's i was like oh this is pathetic gotta get rid of these all right uh just like aaron's favorite sex stuff it's submission i don't know this is much slower now this this does so our listener that i was referring to we talked about comparing the sex pistols in the clash talked about how the sex pistols were hanging out with west indian immigrants where they lived and were into dub and reggae music and like this is the one spot where i feel like you can kind of hear the reggae influence in in the sex pistols the reggae reggae

[79:35]reggae scott scott i also like that that song was about submission so they're like oh it's a submarine mission and then it actually sounds like you're underwater on that song too like there's a little cloudiness to it i don't know i don't know if it's a submarine mission i don't know i read that the manager owned like an snm shop and wanted them to write like an snm song and they were like we don't like this manager so we're gonna write about a submarine instead he owned an snm shop the manager owned an snm that's a teaser for a future uh rolling going i have

[80:00]wanted them to write an snm song and they were like fuck this guy so we're gonna sing a song about a submarine instead you would think they would do the opposite and be like hey we actually shouldn't spank each other's asses to show each other we love each other right like do an opposite of an snm if you guys were snm which one would you be are you more s or more m do you think like you more into sadism or masochism what's the difference can you explain i host this podcast so you can tell him into my masochism for sure gets me off i love torturing myself you don't know the

[80:31]you're either the torturer or the torturer yeah exactly do you russell think about this i've got a a paddle okay i'm gonna paddle your white little bottom okay or are you gonna paddle my white little bottom which of those seems better to you is me paddling your bottom or are you gonna paddle my bottom or you paddling my bottom big one um what if i'd rather have aaron paddling oh well then you're then you're a voyeur that's a whole different thing and you know what i kind of want to watch them so i'm gonna turn out this way i didn't realize

[81:02]this would be happening i'm a voyeur once removed i want to watch i want to watch russell watching you guys that's how i get off speaking of watching things i was going to ask have you guys ever watched the the movie sid and nancy have you guys done any of the documentaries of the movies about sid vicious or not no no no i don't know it's kind of like a famous movie isn't it have you seen it russell no i haven't but you know what i was thinking about on when i saw this guy his name sid vicious like i wasn't aware of him but as you guys know i wasn't a music person but i was

[81:33]a fan of wrestling when i was a kid and there was a famous wrestler named sid vicious and i would say he was like a bigger sid vicious he was either a big sid vicious or a giant sid vicious depending whatever one rob wants to call him i've got some famous things that happened with sid vicious the band member and giant sid vicious the wrestler so russell it's time for say it again sid vicious or giant i don't get why it's called that but okay let's do it big sit fine

[82:04]sid vicious or big sid vicious it was this the band member or the wrestler that did one of these things okay okay is this the band boy is it me the band member take a taste of me or is it so i figured i think what we could do is we could ask matt and aaron whether it was sid vicious or big sid vicious and then we could get an explanation from one of the sid viciouses on why they did that thing that sounds really good okay that sounds like a perfect plan all right the first one is this sid vicious once beat up a reporter with a bike chain

[82:36]because they didn't like his pants was it sid vicious or big sid vicious mass that sounds like a giant sid vicious to me it turns out it was not giant sid vicious it was regular sid boy what because he didn't like his pants i thought oh regular sid vicious the band member beat up a reporter because he didn't like his pants with a bike chain boy that was me i was having me fish and chips at the pub

[83:00]and a guy came up and either i didn't like his pants or he didn't like my pants i'm not quite clear on the story but we both had a taste of me nooks if you know what i'm talking about whop him upside the head british style had to hit him right in the silver do you believe all right next one russell next one urban legend says this sid vicious had a pet squirrel that he took on the road with him whenever he was performing that's got to be big sid vicious only that clown would have kept the rest the correct answer is big sid vicious didn't take a squirrel other big sid

[83:32]vicious why did you take a squirrel on the road i loved having a squirrel with me because i always knew where i could hide my nuts and you saw that joke coming and i couldn't stop it it was like a runaway train never coming back runaway train going off the tracks runaway tracks all right the next one is little sid vicious or big sid vicious okay okay this sid vicious was credited with inventing the pogo move where you bounce up and down oh that's got to be the the band member the correct answer is it is

[84:05]the band member band member sid vicious why did you come up with the pogo move boy this is me sid vicious i love jumping up and down it's one of my favorite things okay and the problem was is that i never minded me bollocks they were jumping up and down with me and it hurt like hell okay that's why i was into anarchy because i didn't even want to wear me undies have a taste of me mooks this impression is going so well i think it's really good actually

[84:31]the next one is during a hotel fight with a co-worker this sid vicious was stabbed 20 times with the scissors that regular sid vicious or big sid vicious that sounds like regular sid vicious that is wrong it turns out it was big sid vicious was stabbed 20 times big sid vicious why were you stabbed 20 times with the scissors because after the 20th one i got out of there okay listen no man is going to stab big sid vicious 21 times okay 20 is the limit i will get stabbed with the scissors

[85:01]plus you know when you get stabbed with the scissors that actually counts as two okay because they had it open a little bit so every stab they actually only stabbed me 10 times uh but uh yeah all right we got a couple more here the next the next one which sid vicious was given the name after his co-worker gave him his pet hamster named sid and he bit him and he said that is a vicious hamster and that's how he got his name is it regular sid vicious or big sid vicious regular sid vicious aaron you got it is regular

[85:37]sid vicious tell us why you got named sid vicious after you got bit by the hamster boy these hamsters i was putting peanut butter all over my body and the hamster run all over me and it bit me right in my nips okay and i was like boy that's a vicious hamster right there and one thing you know about me sid vicious and i love anarchy but i also love taking care of small pets it's one of my main hobbies that i've got have a taste of me nooks all right last one last the last sid vicious trivia question is this right is this little

[86:05]sid vicious or big sid vicious this sid vicious once skipped numerous performances to play in his softball league this sid vicious once skipped numerous performances to play in his softball league which one man the band member aaron is correct it is big sid vicious big sid vicious i gotta know why were you skipping

[86:30]wrestling matches to play in softball leagues well i was in a league and somebody rolled the ball to me three times on the ground and it pissed me off so much i was absolutely furious okay and i went i was so mad i went home and covered myself in peanut butter and let a hamster crawl over me squirrel oh a squirrel the hamster was the other i was confused sorry so that was the game regular sid vicious or big no there's a reason why sid vicious couldn't hold a title like he was obviously a flake like for that guy's physique and his and his hair he should

[87:03]have been way bigger star than he was are you talking about regular sid vicious big sid vicious he should have been a way bigger star but he obviously was not easy to work with he couldn't work the ring either good job that was correct you're actually right about that russell i can't wait to play that game next week too i think that's gonna be fun i think we should do that game every week tomorrow night no no the time is time is weird here my friend uh it's not good when our first

[87:31]one of a double header we're like oh this is going to real long oh well better do one tomorrow night as well sounds good all right uh guys just like uh your bowels after you left the show for like 10 minutes there aaron that sid vicious bit went on for 10 minutes it's easy you missed it we had 30 questions was a big sid vicious or regular all right and then we have the greatest city in the world new york in the world

[88:09]oh it's it's kind of it gets kind of chunkier here i like it yeah it would be interesting to see wouldn't it if the sex pistols were able to make some more songs and not just stab people with bottles like you can come up with this in here right like in the to me totally totally you can hear you can hear slash doing this easily and then finally the last song

[88:32]emi i gotta admit this this does make me last laugh my ass off so this is their record label right like this is who this is who they were on and they were like hey we're gonna write a song about you emi and emi is probably like oh good you can hear slash doing this easily and then finally the last song emi i gotta admit this this does make me laugh my ass off so this is their record label right like this is who this is who they were on and they were like hey we're gonna write a song about you emi and emi is probably like oh good this is very good to have the sex pistols write a song about you let's listen i can't tell if i love this song or i hate it it goes into my category of i can't tell love or hate what do you guys think love it i was tickled by the song every time

[89:03]what do you think matt closing song emi emi i was glossed over about four songs i just think of just like you have a boss your job is to write songs and you just write songs about how much you hate that boss god that would be satisfying wouldn't it just imagine the song about how much you hate your boss it'd feel so good all right so i have one more thing i have a drink tonight i have a

[89:30]list tonight i have a big sid vicious game and i also have a beck thing it's the quadruple it's the quad in one episode everyone's been waiting on his back whole team on his back if you notice the last couple songs there was almost no research done so we're counting on you in this type of episode russell for sure well the last few weeks we were talking about hentai we've been talking about anime oh yeah it turns out that there's a japanese anime tv series called beck manjou mongolian chop squad have you guys ever seen this anime series oh my god this is an anime series about a kid who joins a rock band and they name the band after his dog

[90:08]which is named beck and the show is all about how music can save lives and there's all these amazing and it turns out that some of the music from this band is really inspired by rage against the machine the red hot chili peppers and the sex pistols so rob if you're gonna play this song this is a song from the deep the anime series beck mongolian chop squad check it out

[90:44]i hear this song so much because it's my ringtone i mean i go crazy for my back mongolian chop squad it's one of my favorite things there's so much influence from that there's actually a rival band in the anime series where they're called the young guns instead of the sex pistols because they can't just rip it off they're called the young guns and instead of anarchy in the uk or whatever it's

[91:01]called anarchy britannia so they're they're definitely this this anime series is inspired by the sex pistol so when it comes to japanese anime that's honors the sex pistols who did it better beck mongolian chop squad did it better yeah i've never had to do this before russell but this gets you a it was the question was hey so there's this there's this japanese anime with that have you

[91:36]guys ever seen this no well only the first couple seasons but one more funny thing before we get to the ranking system i was reading all about this anime series and there's a scene where they make it to the u.s and their manager is like well you have to change your name because beck will never catch on in the u.s and so they changed their name from back to mongolian chop squad and it made me think well we probably picked a stupid name for the mongolian chop squad did it better guys we are

[92:05]the mongolian chop squad too we're sweet we'd be so good at that chop it up with the mongolian chop squad hey why'd you guys name yourself mongolian chop squad well we were named after beck uh and i wasn't going to we kind of hit our and to get more listeners we wanted to we wanted to get that anime crew that watches mongolian chop squad which is russell and one other guy that does that so yeah you know what actually

[92:34]that whole conversation you know it never happened because i've never had anybody even asked me the name of the podcast much less why did you name nobody again it's happened a couple times the last couple weeks hey i have a podcast oh great well see you later all right folks here's the correct sound clip it's time for the very patented and popular it's time for the rating system and now it's time for everybody's favorite part of the show the patented and very popular beck did it better

[93:00]rating system oh yeah now the mongolian chop squad rating system uh guys this is you know it's a lot like uh trying to think of something we talked about in this episode what did we talk about the pillow aaron cleaning the grooves yeah is this episode would you say that this album at number 80 okay never mind the bollocks here's the sex pistols would you say that this is like a dirty groove you didn't like it very much okay that would be a rolling groan you did not like it you think the grooves are so dirty oh it's just filthy okay you

[93:34]got to take it to the record cleaner oh what's that you're busy at work doing shit with actuarial tables or whatever aaron does sorry he's cleaning his record okay i can't don't have time for a right now i'm cleaning my records he's cleaning his abacus on his actuarial table my god it's just like it actually deals with the static okay like what what is it what does that mean static is bad apparently for records or is this a groove is you know what it's pretty nice you can get right in that groove okay it's nice you don't have to flush it out the groove is right there that is a rolling

[94:03]well toned okay or is it like a peloton ride it's a rolling bone matt what do you think rolling bone rolling groan or rolling well toned i you know i was trying to read up this article said that rolling stone had this in 1987 had this as the number two album after sergeant peppers to ever come out in 1987 wow then 1912 or in 2012 it was on the list it was at 40 or 41 41 i think now it's up to 80 i feel like it belongs on this

[94:35]list but i just think there's a lot more albums that i'd rather hear i think it's a little bit of repeating this and i probably just don't fully understand the tree as we've been calling it you know from this to some of the rock and roll the guns and roses like you said i hear that i hear i hear a lot of i don't know they took kiss or kiss took from them um that kind of thing but you know i to me it's just it's not my thing i am not a big sex pistols guy i'm not a giant sex pistol guy but you are a giant

[95:07]yeah i am a giant and i will say this i am also not a big sex pistols guy but it doesn't matter because it's actually how well you use your sex pistol a lot of times so i'm gonna i'm gonna say it's rolling groaned i think it should be down the list a little bit uh aaron oh i'm sorry i was kind of zoning out there aaron what do you think rolling well toned rolling bone or rolling groan yeah i mean with all rolling bone means that

[95:31]the album should be lower on the list but that's a higher number that's what you got to remember here rolling well toned is it's perfect at 80 and rolling uh rolling whatever rolling thrown is good i should have done rolling thrown that makes way more sense for aaron what do you think i i don't know anything about punk music so i'm gonna be out of my element here but with with anything punk i think punk was uh what i what i feel that i know about punk is that it was democratizing it was meant to make music be about the message to be about the vibe and not about who

[96:03]could play the instruments and so ranking a punk album just seems more than almost any other genre antithetical to what the genre was about however i only as i mentioned i only know one other punk album which is bad brains first album and i don't know why i can't figure out why this album would be ahead of bad brains or why i mean i know why london calling is higher than this one so i had fun listening to it i don't think it's super

[96:31]important anymore i'm sure it was important to a lot of bands that we listened to growing up but uh for me it's a rolling groan i think there's a lot of stuff that's more more important to listen to at this point if you're kid was listening to this album wouldn't you just kind of be like oh i don't know i'm not that concerned no you'd be like oh that's fun you're like looking into some history but yeah you wouldn't be concerned at all yeah and your kid comes out and is like i'm an anarchist it's like yeah you're always an anarchist you don't want any rules that's what fucking kids are macaroni and

[97:00]cheese and fucking candy bars for every meal like that's fine all in christ okay yeah take a nap though let's let's just settle down a little bit russell what do you think rolling well toned or rolling groan i think a lot of the songs are fun if i was just driving around in my car one of these songs popped on i would listen to it i would i would be bopping to it i would enjoy it for me a whole even if it's only 32 minutes of it it got a little ramonesy for me but i don't think it was quite as one note but i i do see how it can be very influential for rock music and for punk music

[97:33]but for me it's just a little bit of a rolling groan a little too high for me all right so he was a little bit too high for me all right so he was a little bit too high for me all right so he i mean they were trying they were desperately trying to not be commercial they're desperately trying to not catch on and not only did they catch on this is i mean this is one album okay and a lot of people are saying yeah lauren hill okay yeah we all knew that right she's got one album on the list not a big deal but i mean this definitely inspired more people than that lauren hill album

[98:02]did it's crazy that a band can put out one album last 2.5 years and every i mean literally like anybody who knows anything about music knows the sex pistols it's crazy next week we're going to okay next up next week for some maybe maybe less than 24 hours for others doesn't matter like how time actually works around here folks you're probably wondering what is the sexiest album if i want to grease my groove i want to clean those grooves yes okay and i'm going to clean every groove because we're going to talk about i mean this album talks about sitting on faces i

[98:32]mean it's a whole this is like it's all there yes russell if you're a lyric guy okay wear some baggy wild album don't this is not a time to wear those mizuno's up in front of class don't put those mizuno shorts on when you're trying to wear the umbros don't wear the umbros for for class presentation it's not going to work out those umbros always came up a little higher this sounds like maybe aaron had a giant boner wearing umbros sometime in the chef knife the

[99:05]chef nice with unsheathed during class and he did not like it it's like hanging out it's like hanging out of that five inch insole and it's like hanging out of that five inch insole and it's like or whatever matt and aaron are wearing these days such oh my i wish listen guys if you want to know why every i laugh every time i see a bag of skittles now you gotta listen to beyonce by beyonce which is what we're talking about next yes on beck did it better on his mouth like liquor so dirty this album is so dirty i love it like which album is going to be dirtier

[99:36]the sex pistols or beyonce and the answer is beyonce by the factor of one million i've got it's like well that's good because i didn't really want to think about having sex with the sex pistols but it better i did yeah speaking of dirty what do you guys think he would say if big vish big sid vicious was showing off his pogo move on his peloton what would big sid be saying if he was showing off his pogo move