The Doors: The Doors (1967)

[00:00]in 2020 four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums is decided by rolling stone magazine this resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music excoriated the order and led us to making this podcast we are far from experts we promise to do almost no research all opinions are our own unless you disagree please sit back and enjoy back did it better from 1967 this is album 86 the eponymous the doors i should have taken out one of these these there's too many these the eponymous the doors but anyway the doors the doors

[00:31]guys uh this album was so tough on me after my bike accident i i had already i thought i broke a rib on one side and now it's telling me to break one on the other side no thanks break one on the other side break one on the other you can't break through a rib kenny that wouldn't be good i don't it feels like i did trust me it does feel like that let's look guys let's let's turn on k rob we're going to learn a little lesson about how to be a better podcaster didn't your doctor tell you there was nothing broken will you stop whining and bitching about this broken rib the doctor

[01:01]said there's nothing wrong well i'm suspicious of the doctor though because he kept taking x-rays of my junk and he said it was for science and the doctor is also a guy who lives in the apartment below me so i'm having there's some issues right because my insurance is not covering it which i don't get conflict of interest yeah and he's like oh this will be on my twitter and i was like what'd you say and he said oh you have to go now and i said well we're in your bathroom like your family's outside what's going on they may need to review that hippocratic oath yeah well he had it he had it up there he had it like photocopied and taped

[01:32]up on his mirror and he made me look at it and said uh don't look anywhere else in the mirror and i was like what uh okay listen guys we're going to learn something about me already no way there's no way we're going to go off the rails tonight what's up everybody welcome to k rob k r o b listen i've been editing the last few episodes i've noticed my co-hosts sometimes tell jokes i've never noticed because i'm usually not listening well i'm the main host of this show yeah usually ignore these other folks

[02:05]but tonight the sun tonight i'll try going to listen to these other guys you're gonna listen yeah listen up man can't promise it'll work but at least i'll try yeah yeah don't interrupt their own i'm gonna try to hold my tongue yeah now that i found out i can rhyme tongue with their own it really has opened up a

[02:45]whole new world of my songwriting i have to say i'm excited about that if you want to hear from guys don't say it like that air that makes me uncomfortable i've got that i've got that aaron's thinking back to his vows wait a minute tongue rhymes with their own

[03:01]oh man i missed an opportunity there could have made our vows about skittles we are talking about the doors and according to all the pictures i've seen jim morrison recorded a shirt when recording about as much as i do uh listen i've got three guys here who got real buff this week because i told them we were talking about jim morrison jim jim morrison jim more and they went to the the jim more i've got matt in minneapolis how are you doing jim morrison listen it's been a long week i'm i told you my life's been a free fall

[03:30]matt how are you doing rob you know that would it would be untrue you know that would it be that i would be a liar wow if i was to say to you yeah but that was a great joke rob well i don't like this at all i don't like the low energy man burning on me because it takes him a long time to say it and then i get burned on it at the end it's terrible i could see it coming i've got russ in minnesota russ how are you doing tonight i'm good you many eat your dinner eat your chipotle cadbury eggs and dandelion greens

[04:01]meanwhile i'm more f***** than any man has ever seen yeah yeah is that even in a song did you just come up with that are you are you the new jim morrison is it just real life it's in the lyrics i think when russ read that jim studied french poetry he got confused and was studying frenching poetry roses are red vows are what rhymes with i've got aaron here who likes his he was telling us earlier he likes his women

[04:34]like he likes his pizza whatever is fine aaron in california how are you doing it's fine i did have pizza for dinner tonight i'll maybe explain that oh aaron disrespectful to your wife what's important to know is that the snake is long rob seven miles oh god the snake guys ride the snake we could not be starting like this okay matt's disrespecting me russell's saying the p word aaron's supposed to

[05:00]bleep that out no one's supposed to know what that is oh yeah i'll bleep it out all right so let's get into our voicemail oh the freaks are on the phone yes not our listeners right all right so we've got a bex to the bex line if you want to contact the bex line 802 277 beck uh i'm not going to say we are not getting enough calls but uh we're not getting enough calls so just call and leave a message just go my my mother-in-law is visiting this

[05:33]week and she said you know a lot of podcasts don't make fun of their listeners and i said yeah but our listeners deserve it can you imagine sitting there and listening to this stuff you dumb as hell what a mistake what a bunch of morons here we go really how many podcasts does she listen to anyway have you ever asked somebody like what podcast they listen to no i don't want to it's like asking someone about their fantasy footballs football team you don't i did that i asked i asked a guy the other day maybe this is part of the problem with trying to tell people the name of our podcast i asked a guy at a kid's

[06:00]birthday party the other day because we've been like we have to drive to school now so he was like hey how's the commute like dad small talk right and um i said yeah i've been enjoying it i like going to a meditative state listening to some music and he was like i don't listen to way more podcasts and so i asked him like what podcast do you listen to he wouldn't say the name of that like podcasts are weird people people get weird about their podcasts yeah they don't say it out there it's probably like probably like a joe rogan right like he used to be cool listen joe rogan but now it's not so he knows he just doesn't want to open that that's probably true or it's like or

[06:31]it's like you have a small dick what are you going to do about it the podcast the podcast that comes to your house in a brown bag unlabeled nobody you get in their car and it's playing so the thing is if the glands is small you actually want oh what is this wow my wife must have been listening to this small glands what i don't even know what that means it is funny though because i would love if somebody said to me like what are your top three podcasts like what do you listen to tell me what you're

[07:01]listening to i would love to talk about it but nobody ever does and whenever somebody recommends a podcast to me i'm like you might as well put that on a piece of paper and just set it on fire i'm never gonna listen to that in my life i've told you guys my move before when someone makes a recommendation i get out my notepad or i put it in my phone and i write it down and then when they walk away i immediately ignore it and delete it it's a great move people think you really care people think you're really into what they have to say that's the best that you delete it like you take the time to be like you take the extra time to be like i don't want to get mixed up and

[07:30]accidentally listen to like the dick's too small podcast because someone recommended it to me he has a notes page with just one line that keeps getting deleted over and over again oh yeah that's the last podcast i'm gonna recommend it at least at least we're not the host of the dick too small podcast don't you remember the old days oh sorry no go go ahead man why not what's up bad chimes did you remember the old days when you take a message right somebody call up and like hey will we leave a message and it'd be like this like oh yeah yeah sure you know like sure go ahead all right my number is you know 612-869-555 you know and you just

[08:03]sit there and you're just like yep oh hold on let me get a pen yeah but you're really doing nothing you're just faking you know it's just like yeah oh oh hold on oh yeah or like the confirmation number yeah oh hold on let me get that confirmation number yeah got it it's like it's like when you get an email from amazon saying your package is getting shipped it's like oh yeah i never am like what yeah i don't need so much court and then the companies that i buy stuff from on amazon they also want to reach out to me i'm like fuck off i bought bungee cords from you i don't need

[08:31]to talk to you about the bungee cord our interaction is officially done thank you please review our bungee cords no late to the party but barry from burnsville's go to dipping sauce from well done steak to veggies sweet smooth barry goes west so barry goes west is the text we dipping sauce he took the time to text us about is western dressing it is the original western sweet and smooth dressing look at that he says you can dip everything in it from well done steaks

[09:04]and then he did send a picture multiple pictures of him putting the food in the sauce and then putting that into his mouth so i don't i like i you know what i've been jamming on for dipping sauces lately and this is this is not going to surprise you mayonnaise just straight up mayonnaise regular food into it yep i am so french i am cooking up or ida fries in the air fryer and dipping you dumb uncultured american swine i can't totally disagree because i think like mayonnaise has a

[09:35]base for anything like mayonnaise and mustard mayo stirred mayonnaise and ketchup nice chop up some pickles put them in there you got in and out sauce and guess what chipotle when i'm eating fries it's just like flea i'm on a base solo baby eating the mayonnaise uh now my doctor are you doing science like bases and it's like a bit like no it's the opposite of acid no please solo yeah i already forgot i said base so tonight's

[10:03]obviously gonna go really well you need to listen that's my goal for this podcast by the way i'm going to listen to you guys and react to what you say so what what do you think is an all-timer dipping sauce now we're going to take sweet and sour sauce from mcdonald's off the table because that's obviously the king of all sauces sweet and sour sauce from mcdonald's if i could buy a jar of that i would it's really good i'm going to buy a jar of that i would it's really good i'm going to one of my favorite sauces ever what do you guys think i think shocking a random sandwich with some honey mustard is a great way to go honey mustard when you're not expecting it you throw

[10:31]it on something where it normally wouldn't go and it's always a delight yeah it's i you know what we my family's been doing pretzel rods into mustard it's fun it's salty it's mustardy again you feel very french oh i got my mustard i got my mayonnaise maybe i should move to france the last dipping sauce so i well the last time i got a dipping sauce was at my favorite shawarma spot and they do this thing called tomb t-o-u-m it's at shawarma g in downtown oakland and this is just emulsified garlic and so i had to sleep on the couch for two nights after that so i don't do

[11:01]the tomb anymore although it's really good but uh recently they they did a black garlic tomb and so i had to do some research black garlic is a fermented garlic that's a little bit milder so i was able to still sleep in the bedroom after the black garlic so now the black garlic tomb is my number one dipping sauce see that's why you got to get a dog i just blame all the random garlic smells in the dog my god damn this dog smells like mayonnaise and mustard isn't that so weird oh well good night now now what's your dipping sauce you gotta bet you gotta you gotta engage

[11:34]here i show up on time and i'm the one who's gonna engage oh no we cannot fight this early what's your dipping sauce matt what's your go-to dipping sauce uh does it really matter i mean you think are you are would frank's red hot i'm a frank's oh there you go yeah i like it you put some of that on some mayonnaise i'm down and and then have you ever made homemade buffalo wings have you ever seen what exactly goes into buffalo wing sauce no no do you want to know it is half

[12:04]frank's red hot and half melted butter and you're like why why are buffalo wings so good and then you're like oh i see why the sauce is half melted butter i can do you one better uh at a super bowl party a friend of mine did that but added grape jelly so frank's red hot butter grape jelly better than it sounds i ate a lot of wings you know what i can see that because i kind of fuck with a mango habanero sauce on my bonus sticky sweet i'm telling you guys i am you know

[12:33]me it might not surprise you i have transitioned fully to boneless wings now i am a boneless wing guys i know they are nuggets i don't want to hear about it i i am i you know me i am a straight up do not want those bones i don't like the bones sit around after i'm done i like to eat things where it's all gone at the end sandwiches i'm down with a soup and a bread bowl i'm down clean plate club yes exactly the venn diagram of people who like mushy sandwiches cadbury eggs boneless wings and

[13:01]dipping things in mayonnaise is just everyone they're all in the same thing and who doesn't like yeah doesn't like milk duds i mean that's just yeah that's that's crazy i think that the venn diagram is all the people that were at the cardiologist when i was there we were all in the waiting room we're looking at mayonnaise dippers monthly seeing what's going on let's get into mayonnaise yeah i might have to try some western berry says it's good it's time for i'm gonna have to try that so midwestern of a conversation i wouldn't trust anything from anybody from

[13:33]burdensville uh aaron rolling going how's it going with you tonight man it's going great it's uh i had a big day today so um yeah i did did discover a new pizza place so um recommendation from my oakland uh listeners out there hesher's pizza and downtown oakland square pizza delivery it was delicious we had a mexican style pizza that had serrano peppers charred corn roasted tomato you squeeze some lime over the top

[14:00]put tea head cheese on there delicious i'm telling you enjoy your fancy pizzas while your kid is young we got him a cheese we got him a cheese to go along we got two oh see that's the problem is i gotta start getting myself because i my kid just wants pepperoni that's it and i'm like can we get some spicy on here can't we i gotta start getting uh personal pan pizzas for myself i think that's the way it is now and then i'm yeah it's all it's a whole pizza weekend for me because i realize we're going to a five-year-old birthday tomorrow so there's gonna be pizza at dinner i'll probably have pizza for breakfast maybe some pizza after i'm done recording this podcast so

[14:32]it's gonna be a big your life the weekend for me your life is so fucked you go to so many this is the second time you've mentioned being at a birthday party today on this podcast yeah we had one last weekend we got one tomorrow at five years old isn't that the point where parents no longer show up you drop your kid off and you pick them up in three hours or not no it's you i think you're talking about eight or nine with boys it might be like i just had a six-year-old i mean but it's at one of those spots right like a bounce uh trampoline place whatever i dropped

[15:01]eddie he's six i dropped him off he just aaron's not going to a birthday party at a fun place they're doing the cheap ass birthday party in the backyard maybe put some candles up and get some squirt guns squirt out the candles they're finding the letters around the yard they're not going to sky zone they're not doing like the fun stuff my kids do oh but yes last weekend was at a park uh and so the kids ran around the park and then tomorrow is a is a backyard party last weekend there was a piñata i don't know if there will be a piñata tomorrow but more importantly i had a big day today um i don't know if you guys know this but i've been gambling on some basketball

[15:34]recently nice underdogs smart stuff yep so i've uh i've got some pretty significant winnings i don't know where they are exactly but i expect some winnings to come to me uh soon our calculations have not been really spot on the bookie is having trouble with excel there's a lot of numbers it's very confusing to the bookie okay uh we got our our year our annual bonus at work today and my lease is up on my subaru i got

[16:04]i go to the dealership money burning a hole in my pocket it's time to treat myself i'm feeling really good i'm rolling so i leased a hyundai i feel like a fucking king in this thing guys this car is the nicest car i've ever owned i don't even own it but it's the nicest car i've ever driven this thing okay let's let's set the table aaron texted us he's like he texted all the guys in the chain he's

[16:32]like guys i just bought a car it's gonna be awesome and then he gets on here and he goes i leased a hyundai yeah yeah i'm a lease man man i like i like having a new car every three years i like that i like that like you get in the car you're like the technology has changed so much you're like there's backup cameras on the backup cameras when you walked up to this car you're at the dealership and you're kind of walking through the rows whatever you walked up do you sit in the front driver's seat first or do you sit in the back since anna drives you that would be amazing

[17:06]excuse me i know this is weird but i'm uh can you can i sit in the back and then you drive me around can you sit up there and move this to the seat back and forth yeah i see how much leg room i have back here yeah honestly that's not a bad idea he goes he goes for a test drive and he sits in the back seat while the well the the salesman like drives around driving miss aaron around for sure oh for sure and then he's and then he's like hey can you come

[17:30]and sit back here with me and just like close your eyes i want to see something the guy's like wait what i wish i had done that like car guys i think car salesman if you said sit in the back seat with me i bet they would i bet you could get that guy to do all sorts of weird shit no that's not how it is right now dude cars are no cars are super hard to come by like at least out here like this was like oh we might have a car for you in the next five months you know it's like everywhere i've called it's like oh no can't nope no you know because we're shopping you know you know that is so fucked because dealers i was i was dealers going to

[18:03]a car dealership is one of the worst experiences of my life i hate it so much that's awful you go and you just are like well i could either uh go in a coma for 10 hours or i could go to this car dealership and i'll get just as much done like everything takes for fucking ever you're like okay i'm gonna buy a car they're like okay we just gotta get some paperwork done and then like fucking three hours later they're like okay can you sign this and oh what what color did you want i was like what we already talked about this like but that's the difference now

[18:31]this guy he was like weeks was like hey i might have a car i'll let you know and then it was like tuesday he was like do you want a car as early as friday car i'll be ready on friday get your pre-approved i get there on friday he's like here's the car take it here's your hondi you're like you had no idea what you were even gonna get and you show up you're like yes i love it give me he lets me take a test drive by myself he's just like go have fun i go drive the car it literally sounds like me dating in high school like anybody who would date me i was like hell yeah i just

[19:01]bought a car we're set it's really good my parents are like this car is not very good like it's a pretty beat-up car and i don't think the car likes you that much and i don't know what's going on it's very weird and i was like i don't care it's a car of my own and i love it and it makes me wear a sweater vest and it's very good actually so i'm super and the reason that this car was so hard to get is that it is a plug-in hybrid so i'm very stoked about that so you know but the whole thing took two hours like i got there at 10 i drove for 35 minutes

[19:30]wow we talked for a while i tried wait wait wait wait wait shut up shut up shut up listen did you just say you test drove the car for 45 minutes yeah that is too long of a test drive why i mean you're doing the fucking lamans 24-hour race like what the fuck are you doing 45 minutes for a test drive well i drove a while cops weren't there when you got back yeah i had to drive it i had to do some city driving some highway driving i had to see if it could parallel park and then i then i stopped and called anna to see you know talk things through

[20:03]and finally i brought it back and like at 45 minutes the guy texted me he was like is everything okay like i mean yes because nobody has ever gone for a 45 minute test drive before i would never parallel park i would never parallel market dealer car i would be terrified i would take a mirror off or something like oh yeah you go back and it's just you're like you're like here's a car don't look at the other side goodbye you just drive away i bet matt's a good parallel parker i might go i might take the car to bat's house and let matt parallel

[20:32]park it and tell me whether the car is worth getting or not i i would ruin it don't those sons of bitches just parallel park themselves now maybe these hondais do these fancy hondais this thing is can your can your car get you to your favorite uh vacation destination i don't want to give it away in case magic mike ends up showing up at your door sometime but yeah actually yeah it wouldn't be too far from him uh no it's not that kind of range it's like it's like only on the city for it's not like fully electric so it's like yeah to get to

[21:02]the vacation destination it's like use the hybrid motor but uh for like daycare drop-offs yeah but uh it does take uh 11 hours and 20 minutes to charge so i brought it home and plugged it in and said 11 hours and 20 minutes to go well do you do you need to upgrade something in your garage it's not just a regular old uh plug is it do you have to get something special or you don't you can you so that's why it is taking so long as you can use a regular plug and obviously my garage you guys have

[21:32]seen my garage it it does not have it sucks the ideal you know power setup so you don't have to get a special air it's got it like plugged into a windmill or something in his backyard the car is plugged into the peloton and is out there just peddling away trying to charge the car isn't your isn't it true that your landlord really wants you to plug it in in your garage because of all those fires that caused by oh yeah who are charging their cars so she's like hell yeah were you worried that the dealer was going to have to ride with you during the test drive that's my

[22:04]biggest fear ever i always bring someone else with me when i'm test driving a car just because i don't want the dealer to ride with me i didn't think about it i mean well here's the thing like i totally failed at negotiation because we already knew well no shit i could okay let's stop for a second i could have told you that was going to happen that aaron is one of the worst negotiators of all time i actually walked out of the dealership i waited a full 20 minutes to see if he would call or text me no i was like well i'll go back in and tail my shoes on the other

[22:32]you tried to play hard to get yeah yeah didn't work didn't work sometimes you're the hammer sometimes you're the nail wait when were you playing hard to get when were you sitting outside the dealership waiting for him to beg you to come back in after we talked i was like i don't like this price you know could we get rid of this one this one thing and like he he wouldn't budge so i can't get rid of one of these rid of one of these zeros yeah so i left and then nothing no not not any movement at all and you gave it and you walked back in and said i'll take it i did yeah he knew he he was the

[23:02]prettiest girl at the school and you had to come back crawling yeah somebody else is gonna pay that much for the car man cars are crazy right now it is i was so stoked about the car man i was it's bigger than my car it's a plug-in hybrid i feel like a king harman kardon that's great sound system so stoked don't you and your wife only have one car aaron indeed yeah we have one car did did you guys did she not get a test drive it you just like it's a man's world i'm going to get a car and bring it over what i was gonna say before wrap

[23:30]nice thank you for reminding me i was like we were gonna go together this is what's playing when aaron pulls in the driveway and his wife goes what car did you buy oh no and so my my plan was get out my extension cord babe my extension cord babe my plan was if i can go there and be like well hey guy you know i gotta go home and talk to my wife you know what i mean like i thought that might help me like you know walk away and then once you're there for even an hour you're like i don't want to spend another hour of my life

[24:00]no like i'm gonna just buy the damn car so i failed i failed on all counts do you think i would be the world's worst car salesman or the world's best car salesman i think you'd be a good car salesman i think you'd be pretty good car salesman you got no i don't think i don't think you're pushy enough like you're funny and people want to hang out with you right but they'd be like well i think we're gonna go somewhere you'd be like okay sounds good that's a problem yeah is i can't sell myself i've never had a job where i need to sell anything especially myself except

[24:30]for the one time did i ever tell you guys about when i was a tutor in vermont i didn't have a job so i was like i'm gonna tutor and i put uh i'll tutor physics right huge mistake i don't know anything about physics i am terrible at physics i taught physics once huge mistake h2o right or is that chemistry h2o jesus christ russell h2o i wouldn't even fucking i wouldn't charge you for teaching velocity that's okay yes mass times speed times something no please stop saying speed it's uh here's the thing is that it's velocity so here's the thing is that this college

[25:04]girl texts me and says yeah i'm looking for a tutor please come help me right days i work days on this these problems try to figure them out i have no fucking idea what's going on at any of them there's arrows pointing everywhere there's jets there's velocities cannot figure it out at all so i cook a dinner and then i say to my wife okay i gotta go help this woman at the library right i go my rate by the way twenty dollars an hour okay at the time twenty dollars an hour so i

[25:31]go and i sit with this woman for two hours as i'm walking up i realize that i have cooked spaghetti with garlic and i have been peeling garlic with my hands and i did not wash my hands at all so i show up i smell i'm like aaron after the uh the uh whatever place he went to yeah i smell so much like garlic that i sit down my first words out of my mouth to her are i'm sorry i smell so much like garlic can you imagine irying a tutor and then you see me and i come in and i say i'm sorry

[26:05]i smell so much garlic i help so little that i'm there for two hours i say at the end of i'm not going to charge you at all because i wasn't helpful though i left no money whatsoever and it's funny as hell because i'm not going to charge you at all because i wasn't helpful at all i left no money now that i work in the private schools in new york you know what i charge now for tutoring 220 an hour yeah 150 bucks an hour and parents trip over themselves to have to pay me to help tutor their kids uh russell rolling on how's it going with you rolling going things are going

[26:30]good i had an experience today at my office and i just wanted to see how do you guys handle this what's the right what right way to handle something when you're walking by someone in the office or just anywhere in general get to the corner yeah we need to go to the corner for this corner oh yeah aaron is terrified aaron has a terrified look on his face going to the office yeah what the fuck oh no this could happen anywhere it could happen in a store it could happen anywhere my question is is when you when you walk gas station aaron for example i know you

[27:01]go to the gas station a lot to buy food and whatnot not anymore not with his electric car he's not gonna have any he's not gonna have any ice cream he's not gonna have any cherry coke he's got nothing though he's done all right so the only place this can happen at that though is where there's two doors so like at my office you go in there's kind of two doors to get inside you got to open one go through an entryway and then open another one right it's just like my favorite kind of house a two-door two-door house thank you thank you very much just like your worst side gig

[27:30]being a tutor but my question is so i was going and i've noticed this the last few days i've been walking up and let's say i open the door and someone trails me in and they say thank you for when i open when i hold the door open for right and then i keep it open and i'm like oh my god keep going and then i open the next door and i hold it open for them are you obligated to say thank you twice if a door is held open for you twice back to back or it is the first thank you cover the second door hold you gotta say thank you twice it's just the way it is i've got the

[28:01]same thing with my apartment going out the side door there's two doors you gotta say it twice even if you're just murmuring the second one i think a door being held open you say thank you that's the way it is yeah double grateful why not what do you let me let me guess ross do you not think they should say thank you or do you not say thank you the second time i do say thank you both times but i i find it annoying that i say it a second time and i wonder if people are annoyed that i'm saying thank you a second time when they're just trying to go about their lives maybe maybe the second thank you is not warranted in such situations has anybody turned you

[28:31]i want you to say thank you has anybody turned you a bit like shut the fuck up it's not a big deal it's just a goddamn door okay no but in my mind that's what i've thought about saying to people so i would love to live in russell's mind for a day where he's like does this person think i'm saying thank you too much better think about this a lot so what would you think then if if someone you held the door open for someone both doors going in and they only gave you one thank you would that annoy you yes it would yes absolutely

[29:03]but like but you open like you open both you you're the one who opened the door both times yes i mean i'm coming around to one thank you here like it's just like it seems like see yeah it seems like that would cover both you know it's like it's like a pre and post thank you or a post and pre thank you no i don't know watch how much effort this takes watch how much effort this takes thank you like that's it that's all you have to do but you've already done it once you're for a guy who is anti bless you you're going the opposite way here with this thing that's true like

[29:34]you know overkill you know what the equivalent is in new york is when you ride up the elevator with somebody who lives in your apartment building okay no matter what when they get off you have to say to each other oh have a good one like that's it like you you just have to you that's the way it is and when people don't do it i'm kind of like do you have to greet them when they get on the elevator too uh no but usually you say like oh what floor are you going to oh so there's only one greeting there's not a there's not two greetings well no but there's no two doors like

[30:03]if i if somebody held the elevator door for me i would say thank you and then when i got off i would say have a good one so even in new york people expect you to say have a good one this is an important new york thing it is just in your apartment okay right okay it's it's in your apartment it's not like if you're in macy's or something you're then you would get stabbed then almost immediately just be stabbed and that's the way it is okay got it yeah i think you gotta say i think you gotta say thank you that second time i don't know what's i mean what's the harm just say thank you it doesn't make you look

[30:33]so no harm but i still feel like this the first one covers the second act oh well i'd be furious what if what if you didn't do it on the first door hold open and you saved it for the second one they only have a short interim period of like two seconds where they could be annoyed that you didn't say thank you the first time but what if they open the first door for you you know and kind of hold it hold it back for you yeah you don't say thank you yeah they go through the second one just slam that shit in your face that's true you don't get a second door held open if you don't thank me on

[31:01]the first one like i'm i'm doing the lord's work i think it's absolutely this with the elevator it's absolutely a room reader thing right like you know if somebody's just kind of quick and you know not even looking but if somebody like holds the door and like looks back at you and yeah you know is expecting it well you just oh thank you you know same thing with the elevator you know in minnesota we've got the oh oh oh thanks you know thanks oh oh yeah oh how you doing on the elevator you know when you run into somebody that you don't expect them and so yeah you know if they if they want to be hey have a great day yep yep you too that kind

[31:33]of a thing but there's absolutely people at 7 a.m that are just grumpy with the world so don't don't talk to me i need to get my coffee so i don't know when i see someone in the elevator and they're ahead of me i usually try to slow way down so they can just go up because i don't want them to have to wait and hold the elevator and then when i slow down and they're still waiting and holding it i was like i always feel terrible about it i always get out i always get out of sight right so like yes because like if you're kind of getting you know you got to kind of get over to that side yeah so that it's not that awkward if they're kind of looking they don't

[32:03]see you right so i don't and then i mean i don't know i've got a my building i don't know it's 34 36 stories something like that but we've got half of it right so 17 and up is yeah and so you know it's and it has been up until now real easy to just have one or two people and it's kind of been the rule like no more than two people so you need to sit on either side of elevator and now there's people that are starting to cram in again which is just

[32:32]like just wait these are the things that should never like these are things that should never come back like standing too close to me in the grocery store gone too many people in the elevator gone these are things that should never come back haven't we learned like this should not be happening you should you should try working in a vertical school where everybody needs to ride the elevator because it's 17 stories tall or whatever and so you get kids that get on open the door right the last possible minute stick their arm in and then get on and then go up two floors and you want to be like what the fuck are

[33:01]you doing like that is the worst one young person if the doors are shutting you've missed your opportunity right do not stick your arm in no and open it yes open that door again right that that is an absolute but you know it is a power move as a teacher because you can just say like i've been on a floor and the door opens and all the kids are in there misbehaving i say oh everybody out and they just all have to get out and then i get out and i go up now i know i know they're just waiting for the next elevator or they're going to go up a floor and take an elevator from there but the

[33:31]sense of power you have guys being a teacher is so great it makes up for all the times where i'm powerless in my life which is pretty much 100 of the time where i'm not teaching it's kind of like you know i never i don't get that sense from any teacher teachers i mean yeah that we're not just all on huge power trips what are you gonna do if you don't know middle school math i don't know maybe learn it in fucking high school get the fuck out of here yeah of course your choice you could have summers off it's your choice you probably do we're only two months away from me having my summers off boys

[34:03]that's then you're gonna hear so many more sound clips it's gonna be so good it's gonna be awesome so when you guys do see an elevator so here's my next question then what is the current percentage where you're going to hear so many more sound clips it's gonna be so good it's gonna be awesome if it's like if it looks like 50 of the square footage is taken up by people do you get in are you one who crams into an rob you strike me as someone who will cram into an elevator whereas my guess is matt and i would never get into a crowded elevator and i i don't know what aaron would do in this situation you know i i usually will but let me ask you this like if you

[34:32]took an elevator as that last step to home like you're just on your doorstep you want to go right into your home but you need to take an elevator would you just wait for an elevator to be polite no this is your home elevator that you're getting in the elevator you're doing what you want you live here that's your elevator different yeah you gotta get in you gotta or like you know i i know at my office right like there's another elevator coming really quick that you know just know that there's if i have to wait for the next elevator it's not going to be like a five minute thing

[35:02]right where there's sometimes where you're going to be waiting for a long time and if you know you're going to be waiting for a long time yeah i'm going to sneak onto that thing every once in a while but if it's at work and the only thing waiting for me is work i will wait until it's an empty you'll never get out that fucking i'm not in a hurry like all i got up there is just work this whole time aaron's like what is going to work because i do want to point out by the way we are recording this on a friday so a friday should be a work day for most people aaron was

[35:32]like yeah i went by the car it was really fast even when i drove around for 45 minutes by the we have not been out as long as aaron has been out driving his car around i had so much fun i was like what if i don't buy this car i gotta get the most fun out of it just in case i don't buy it there it is dope driving my dad always said if he was super rich he would get a new car every day because driving a new car is just feels amazing yeah also listen guys i had a one-on-one with my boss at 4

[36:05]p.m today on a friday so i felt like today was if there was a day to take the morning to drive a car is today a meeting with your boss 4 p.m on a friday that is leading from the middle my friend leading from the middle i would be like oh can we do this over zoom and oh god my camera my phone camera doesn't work it's so weird it sounds like you're at a bar in the village yeah yeah let's see

[36:31]this this edible is going to kick in in 10 minutes how much longer is this meeting gonna go russell listen the bottom line is you gotta say thank you as much as you can get out of the corner and you exactly it is wild though that i live in an apartment that has an elevator building i used to think elevators were so amazing and cool like you'd rush to push the button first and now my kids literally ride an elevator every day for their house it's great it's craziness it's insanity your kids i mean we should do a whole i know we're trying to move on but we should do an

[37:01]entire episode on your kids like like like the way your kids are growing up is totally unique to any other kid that i know i think if i saw one person jacking off outside where i lived it would be a like if just somebody in your front yard was just jerking it just hardcore hand in their pants just just jerking it like they're like an ode of money just like crazy amounts of jerking my kids see that like every month like it would be a whole like it's crazy how much they see people jerking it it's wild of all the things i you know i was thinking

[37:32]about taking the subway to school and riding an elevator jerking it there's people jerking it on there yeah i'm just going straight to my kids people jerk on a regular basis i mean i guess it's true yeah it's true yeah i knew we were in trouble when we moved here and within a week my kids stepped over somebody who's passed out on the ground of the subway and i was like oh they've lost all your humanity didn't take very long they're new yorkers now matt rolling going how's it going with you uh good i think it's been a little bit since i've kind of updated um i have continued the quest up to 459 home stretch and let me tell you once we get to

[38:11]300s into the 400s it's when we get to some of the older albums yeah and basically anything before cds so anything before like 1993 let's say okay kind of as a number i mean there's like 36 minute albums i listened to uh uh who did i who did i recommend to you rosie the other day loretta lynn

[38:30]loretta lynn 10 10 minute 10 songs 27 minute album yes i mean they're just flying through it and so you know some of the good ones and i guys i never ever ever thought i would say this oh but taylor swift's 1989 might be one of the greatest albums of all time yes of all time what are all the songs um shake it off you know shake it off what what is the there's just some really good i probably should have had 1989 so then so

[39:02]much so that i we've got a couple analysts at work who are mid-20s and you know so i'm trying to get i'm trying to talk cool like i know what i'm saying so i said hey taylor swift 1989 is better than red because i think red is rated higher on our list isn't it yeah something like that and 1989 is absolutely better and they're like you know to be 15 and hearing taylor swift talking about being 15 i mean you can't can't you got you that living through that makes red you know better than

[39:34]1989 but from a pure album i mean it's like pop songs yeah then ballads and then there's some slow ones it's an unbelievable album so that was that was one of the hits listen to this 1989 welcome to new york it's a bop blank space uh that's the that's that's the best one shake it off like it's it's full of hits credence clearwater revival cosmos factory i don't know rob if you can pull

[40:02]that one what's on that one you know there is a ton so if you remember let me guess do all the songs sound like this boom boom boom i'm driving in the car here's a california city insert name here this was the perfect uh you know this is this is their the height of their popularity right and they had like i don't know if it was three or four albums in a row that ended up at

[40:32]number two at the time like the second best-selling albums never got to number one but they were just having jam after jam on those on those albums didn't the the first list only have one ccr album it was the greatest hits or something or did that change or not that i think that changed all right yeah this one has uh cosmos factory has traveling band which is a that is a bop oh that's yeah uh looking out my back door which is kind of a fun one yeah uh up around the

[41:00]bend i heard it through the grapevine and then they have one that always has made me feel cool uh run through the jungle i was always like i don't like this song it makes me feel vaguely like like there's something weird going on white people say jungle you're like you're i don't like it's ccr the whitest of the white guys like is that an anti-war song though i don't know if it is or not but they're they're famously you know had some anti-war songs so i don't know vietnam that kind of a thing my favorite ccr song is low die i cannot get enough

[41:32]we've talked about this before i know but i have to say it anytime it comes up you can edit it out if you want oh um odelay beck's odelay where's it at it's at 424 it is just a great we get a preview on what you would give it a rating on rob's system on rob's system yeah rob maybe you can explain the system my system is if it belongs at 385 that is a rolling well toned if it is higher if it should be higher it got rolling boned or if you

[42:02]did not like it is a rolling grown spoiler alert he's told us but like higher you mean higher like it needs a higher number no a lower number higher on the list meaning we would see it sooner so think of us as descending the mountain we're in honda coming down from his time i could tell you one i could tell you one album that should just get kicked as far off the album off the list yeah as fast as you can okay they put eric church chief on there it's this

[42:31]country song and it is as country as they got one good song in there but it's a really good song but it says country as country gets you know with a new hippie uh mohawk wearing leather pants and all that stuff this is country to you hippie mohawk wearing leather pants that's what i'm saying that that's that's the new age country that's new country of mohawk so you're watching like robocop and you're like why is he fighting all these country singers like all the i mean you know it's the thing it's the whole concept i mean it's just it's like it came out

[43:04]in 2012 and it's the whole concept of i'm gonna steal your girl you know what are you looking at me she's coming home with me tonight you know it's all those songs and it's just it doesn't play anymore i don't know i can't stand new country old country loretta lynn that kind of stuff great you imagine trying to steal can you imagine being 40 years old and wanting to steal someone's girl right that's that would be so much work like just the idea of like i'm gonna steal your girl my next thought would be like well how are we gonna do this move so i have stolen your

[43:34]living with me we've got to go into your house and get the stuff out do you go with you right you already stole the girl hire a mover so you hire yeah you graduated you're yeah but i think i've started yeah it's just it like ridiculous concepts right and then there's people that like this i'm like come on and so i but i have started not liking the newer stuff because of the length of the albums right so like usher's got an album confessions from 2004 it's like a great album

[44:03]you know but it's like 26 songs and an hour and a half kind of a thing yeah that's just i think that was such a weird era of r&b and rap right let's just make super long albums and then they're gonna be on cds at targets whatever next week we're listening to bitches brew by miles davis it's like almost two hours it's gonna be brutal isn't it it's an hour and 45 minutes it is long it is very long matt do you look ahead and see what albums are coming up or do you just wait for the next one and then surprise yourself or do you know what the next 10 so i've got like my own

[44:33]uh spreadsheet that i've you know yep funny and so then i instead of scrolling through all the times i'll hide i'll hide the you know the top 400 because i'm up to whatever now right and so you know so i usually can see like the next six or eight that are coming unless i'm checking those off and then i'll hide and unhide and things like that so i i can see what's coming up next so like i've got well funny paul and melinda cartney mccartney uh ram and then roberta flax first take

[45:02]and then diana ross anthology so good and then nine inch nails pretty hate me i mean so i've got jesus christ i'm gonna i am gonna fly do the people in your office think that you're a legit psychopath that you are listening to different music every day and not just different music like totally different genres every day it's kind of the good thing about not having too many people in the office one i mean i've got an office you know like i'm pretty fancy guys yeah in front of the plane get us on office you guys know yeah you're not saying jack shit but but two i mean there's there's really not that

[45:33]many people you know to even hear this stuff but three i'll i don't know how many people you guys talk to about this too much but like you know i still say oh you know people will ask me like what are you listening to or what what do you got going on with podcasts stuff like that i go well my you know my co-workers ask you that yeah because i talk about music with these people all the time your co-workers know you do this podcast that's a worldly podcast no but they know but okay people know that i'm doing the list all right you know or like you know i've been going to a few concerts and stuff and gone with a few co-workers things like that and so you know they'll

[46:03]ask and i'll ask them what they're listening to what are the kids listening to these days and you know everybody's pretty psyched when you tell them that you're going through the top 500 albums you know they say that's a pretty cool thing you know and then you say oh i'm also listening to this podcast and they say oh look at it look at the time i gotta go oh geez look at the time and actually i don't share an elevator so you stay out here yeah or i'll write it down in my notepad yeah so not at all i got the end in sight i will see you next time i will say that i have not listened to podcasts because i mean clearly you guys you're on a quest

[46:34]because i'm because i'm trying to get through this bad boy you know and so i'm excited to dive into like the pixies i'm excited to dive into pavement we've talked about that i'm excited to dive into some of these bands that you pick up on this uh on this quest so now matt i have an unrelated question okay this is totally unrelated did you listen to this doors album this week no i mean but i've listened but again i've listened to this doors album you know 10 times yeah in the

[47:05]last five years like i like this album i want to come to matt's defense here because matt has listened to this doors album he's done the quest like he can't get to 459 without having listened to 85 years ago when we started this and you guys asked me if i was keeping up listening to all of the albums on the list i was like well i have listened to them and i took some shit for it and actually has done the work to listen maybe not this week but that album is in there it's it's in

[47:33]there floating around in his in his consciousness so i gotta come here i can't believe we made fun of you for something that little aaron that doesn't seem like right you guys it's not like you guys how many people do we need on this podcast to read wikipedia two or three times and then regurgitate information like you guys do a great job there's so many more websites there's song facts there's song facts genius there's a lot of stuff i mean there's so much stuff yeah well it makes it sound like we don't actually do that much but really it seems like it's actually

[48:04]quite a bit of time that i put into this not sure how that worked copy paste copy paste copy paste listen my world is my world is a disaster right now still okay better didn't your wife come home how many weeks is this or did she decide not to come home my wife has come home and it turned out not my problem that was not my issue going on my wife uh you mean the fact that she's come home is not your problem do you try that around home like oh you're home it's not my problem they you gotta get you on dinner no we're both always home like i don't i'm serious guys i don't know

[48:34]what she does for a job i have been home for a week she does as much work as i do i'm like what what are you doing she's like oh i gotta go to the gym for like three hours i'm like what what what do you do for a job i gotta get this job am i the only guy working like in the whole world i feel like sometimes i'm the only person working what the fuck and then sometimes people call her oh it's teachers can you believe i had to talk on the phone they go through a lot we do we literally do i'm gonna you know what i'm gonna dump 20 12 year olds into your office and see if how many

[49:03]how many how many classes do you teach on a tuesday rob listen it's not important because i've heard you say this like 16 times on this how many how many episodes do we have 87 so i would say a good 16 we've heard that rob teaches no no i gotta crank up i gotta crank up being a teacher is real hard because it's it's now almost april right and then we go april may june and then nobody thinks to teach you as hard so this is the time where i really gotta tell people like i've been actually changing lives okay we're not just playing online tetris now here's the thing

[49:33]although i did find a great online tetris we're gonna set up a private room and play with the kids the duane reed has gone too far the duane reed in my building is officially no friend of mine and i did post to the uh the facebook group for the neighborhood they put the earbuds on lockdown or not they have now locked down the ice cream the ice cream is under lock and key if you want to get ice cream you have to go oh that's so like a fat little loser to the front desk and request

[50:03]please unlock and then you have to sit there and like look at the ice cream and pick it out in front of the person with the key i have not been buying deodorant because of this they really think i'm going to go down and buy ice cream and you know they're judging your flavor right rob they're judging what you're picking of course oh and then like how fast because you know i like to reach in and like touch everything and see if it's not too melted you know i like to take my time but i don't think i should have to go to the ice cream store and buy ice cream because i don't want to go to the ice cream store i have to ask for ice cream are people stealing ice cream is it that big of a loss i mean why not

[50:32]lock the whole store why not lock the front door and not let anybody in like this is so fucking stupid is it all ice cream rob or is it just fancy person ice cream and don't get me wrong i eat oh here we go here we go all the ice cream yeah first of all elitist question but second of all yes it is all the ice cream real question no first of all duane reed at where i live has some real supply issues because sometimes they will have a hundred quarts of ice cream all the you can have ben and jerry's haagen-dazs they got all the great ice cream no one other than the the

[51:00]east coast hoi polloi or the rich folks know what duane reed even is no one in the midwest has ever even heard of duane reed listen for you guys it's like a general store think of it like a general dwayne rudd here's the deal that was jake reed next day we will have andre reedy was with the bills i think see this is why i don't listen to you guys wayne the rock johnson yeah this is a great movie by the way the next day they will have no ice cream so i don't know who's buying like

[51:32]eating things of ice cream duane reed it doesn't matter what it's called this is not turning into a wrestling podcast guys we cannot handle that many listeners okay plus i don't know anything about actually i know much about music as i do about wrestling so it'd be about as effective so now picture this if i want to buy fish food ice cream i need to go with the chocolate fish oh and i need to say can you please unlock the ice cream and they're gonna roll their eyes so let's

[52:01]say there's a line of people checking out you gotta wait in line or even worse what if they have one of those buzzers and then it announces a little store staff needed at the ice cream section and then everybody looks and here's the fattest guy in new york city waiting for them to come and get ice cream no i think i might be actually i have there are very few people bigger than me that are walking around in the city and i am having to wait for them to come and get ice cream and then like it's bad enough do they have any ice do they have an intercom at duane reed

[52:31]or not oh of course they do oh yeah they're always announcing what does it sound like we need somebody to help out el tubbo jr at the ice cream section he's buying ice cream again that's all they say they go he's buying ice cream again please help him out and then they know multiple pints he's by multiple pints again many many many pints of ice well you'd have to now right if you're gonna open it up asking them to unlock the fish food like if you just said like would you please unlock the fish

[53:00]food i'm not i'm never gonna buy ice cream from them again that's it i'm not gonna try you live on you're talking about supply chain stuff you live on an island i mean of course they're gonna have supplies i might i might be going ice cream free i don't know this might be it for me an ice i might be done because i literally can't get in i mean this this freezer it's it also has little frozen twix bars in there it's got ice cream sandwiches with the m&m cookies i can't get any not be a mush it anymore what what's the what's the what is the odds it's not zero it's not 100

[53:31]what is the odds that jenny's behind this because you've told us you've got the little tummy issues every time you eat your ice cream right so that you know and she wants you to come home and eat her cookies she doesn't want you out there for ice cream man she wants to make you the cookies she has said number of time i really want you to eat my cookies okay stop going to duane reed i something about her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard i don't know you know yes unquote yes exactly that is yeah you guys are yeah you're right my wife says so

[54:01]many dirty things to me please i think the dirtiest thing my wife has said to me in two weeks is do you want to join all right let's talk about the album let's talk about the album oh yeah i'm like i can't hear you i have my noise canceling headphones on please get my vr goggles on yes i'm in the vr world i can't i can't help you okay wait i uh so let's talk about the doors by the doors and i just

[54:32]deleted the fucking thing that it was on god fucking damn it wait okay i gotta go and archive it fuck me guys i think i just wait let's look on the trash there it is okay i was gonna say like google doesn't throw anything away i know that's what i didn't get i don't usually i archive it i didn't know there was a trash we're already an hour in wait a minute what did i just do did i you emptied your yeah you emptied the trash so i think you might have lost it motherfucker god damn it i didn't want to say anything

[55:00]okay so listen let's just talk about the doors here real quick and you know uh i'm not going to a lot of this chewbacca's chewbacca's joy all right listen we got the door the doors are basically wow that's super good holy shit russell that's what you did you can tell me all you want that the doors are all these guys but it's really just two guys right

[55:31]the doors are all these guys it's jim morris guys you told me i opened a office door for the doors i would say thank you once but i would not if the doors walk through the second door i would not say thank you again i i okay listen i'm listening rob ray manzarek on keyboard we've got jim morrison on vocals it it it if you love organs if you love if you if you're dating somebody they're like damn i love

[56:01]listening to the organ i want to listen to the organ more what band could i listen to i would highly recommend you direct them in the version of into the direction of the doors there is a shit ton of organ on this someone could have told me that last week before i did a fucking list on the hammond right the doors basically released this album in 67 during the summer of love right if this album is one of the greatest psychedelic rock albums ever this is basically

[56:32]what started the whole psychedelic craze and you can tell from the time that they charted right because they released this in january of 67 this didn't chart they didn't have a song chart until june when um light my fire went all the way up to number one it took almost all year for that song to get popular enough where it got up there and all of a sudden the doors blew up right this whole new thing of like oh here's a band but they're not talking about love and i want to hold your hand and you have this front man who's not like oh look at me i'm mick jagger whatever this

[57:04]is a front man who is weird this dude is weird as hell we all know somebody that is jim morrison right like when i was younger i was like oh jim morrison he's so mysterious he loves french poetry and he's writing all these weird poems and he's doing all these drugs and what i realize now is i would be annoyed as shit if i met jim morrison today like if jim morrison jim morrison is your college roommate who you're like fuck me i can't believe i live with that person what a disaster very very but but like right away you like him right oh yeah something

[57:35]different you're intrigued and then it turns into okay yeah that was cool for a while but yeah i don't need to hear any more french poetry from the 1950s thank you i'm good actually so basically the doors became like an overnight hit this is a lot of people think this is the greatest debut album of all time uh and basically within four years jim morrison was dead and they never i mean they released other albums and they had kind of a hit here and there on the album but eventually jim morrison taking

[58:04]lsd to break on through the other side took its toll and uh uh you know ultimately the band has a tragic end but let's listen to uh the doors break on through i gotta say guys when you put it on this album the first time you put it down and listened to heard this come on your speakers when you drop the needle you'd be excited what's going on with you what are you doing before she gets back

[58:30]i don't know the door i had the doors like the best of the doors on cassette yeah like i think a lot of people have so i have never there are songs in here i didn't know but yeah this one like the minute it comes on you're like this is awesome like i get it love this forever never not a great song actually drumming on here is pretty cool definitely some jazz influenced drumming very cool i actually i actually read that the the jet the drumming was influenced by bossa nova music oh yeah

[59:00]john dunsmore the right the drummer was into bossa nova which is a brazilian type of music that was popular in the 50s and 60s and i read that it's similar to samba complex harmonies improvised jazz like passages there and so you're right on with that oh thank you you know what i was reading though there's another artist these guys were from l.a right they played out in l.a there's actually another artist from l.a that has been influenced by bossa nova and that's back oh you guys gotta check out this song check out this song called trappacalia by beck

[59:30]oh yeah oh yeah that's the bossa nova isn't it what is that what is that fish thing called were you that's the weero it sounds oh yeah yeah i love bossa nova i have a bossa nova pandora station oh it's so good guys you want to you want to have a nice day put some bossa nova on at work you look smart it's uplifting you can't understand a thing they're saying it's great it's all i think so and i think beck's beck's bossa nova i think is right in your face the other one is a little bit hidden behind everything else organ and everything so i gotta ask you guys when it

[60:03]comes to bossa nova music who does it better beck's did it better listen of course yeah of course beck does bossa nova better it's it's it's so good uh okay so now warning warning we've gotten through one of the songs that you've ever heard of on this album before soul kitchen okay and they claim they wanted a james brown type sound with a guitar it's like this is where things start to miss a little you know like

[60:30]too slow or what well i i just think you know it's like if you're trying to call it soul kitchen well this is pretty cool i think it just sounds like a new band or like a new group yeah he's trying to get their stuff together right like it's not a 30-year band that's got everything real tight and clean they're a new band i do think it's interesting though the production on this album too they're like listen crank up the organ and we're just going to put echo on everything we're going to have them sound like they're in the deepest darkest cave everything is echo i mean jim

[61:02]morrison what do you think of his voice aaron i think it's uh a good rock voice but it's you know pretty amateur he's kind of just hollering most like it's powerful um but it doesn't stand out to me as like oh i really want to listen to this guy sing a song but see that's where i i don't know the technical side i don't know that right but like he he's got some eddie vetter some chris cornell like some like instant taking over of a song to me you know and maybe it's just that deep masculine voice you know that can sing some three or four notes really well you know but you

[61:36]know i guess i can now that you're saying it i can hear the technical side of it maybe he's not there but he is the band right i mean like you put somebody else as yeah right you don't have his voice then they're not as popular as they are and no i'm like yeah you're right i mean it's a force of personality thing so i i hear that don't you think his voice is a little different because he's a baritone right and most of the time don't you have a uh you don't have as low of a voice

[62:01]for a lead singer for a band like that right yeah you're right you guys are making great points i don't have anything else to add you guys you guys are nailing it i that he's that song was all about his favorite diner where he'd go do lsd and sit at this diner if you're going into a diner and you've never been there before and you're not going to ask what their specials are what are you going to order at a diner eggs yeah eggs and toast yeah see there'll be sometimes where i'll risk it and go for a burger right i'll go i'll go like i don't want a breakfast anymore i want

[62:30]something more filling but i'm getting i'm getting bacon i'm not getting sausage because who knows how well they're cooking that stuff and that's that's dangerous but you are a sausage sausage breakfast sandwich well i i have i rolled the dice with dave's downtown right and they cook it right my my i make it through the day you know but there's there's sometimes oof yeah right right yeah sometimes you know your sausage is just not good enough and it doesn't i mean you get i don't know happy about it it actually controls a lot of facets of your life like maybe when you were

[63:00]younger dating like you would make out with people and take off your shirt but keep your pants on because well it doesn't matter why right we don't need to get into why that was wait so you like you would take your own shirt off you'd be like i'm gonna like before everybody's i'm making out everybody's naked except for me because i don't know why i don't know why i don't know why i don't know why i'm doing this except for my pants 75 of the clothes are off my pants and you're eating breakfast might some no some people might say my pants may be the most important part of working out still on i think i think when you're younger you just need to say listen everybody's penis

[63:34]looks weird that's just the way it is right what what how did we get here well i'm just saying i think that's it i guess that's the thing you could say yeah yeah i think i think if you have kids just say listen everybody's penis looks weird that's the way it is nobody's penis looks great now if you thought that last song was weird this one's called crystal ship this might be my favorite song on the album is that weird why does it jump out to you i honestly because i mean i can't like

[64:03]yeah maybe i i can't um i don't want to i was gonna say divorce i'm like i don't like that word but i can't separate this these songs from nostalgia for me so like this to me was one of the most nostalgic because i was like listening to this in jt samson's you know basement in eighth grade on cassette tape and i was like someday i'm gonna get so high and listen to this song yes it's gonna be amazing i did the same thing i'd be like is this drinking about drugs you know yeah

[64:34]i was like drinking an elliptic iced tea or whatever but so like i don't even know if i like the song but they just they all speak to me and what you don't realize like if you could go back to jt barrett what was that guy's name jt samson samson i don't care so you go back to jt samson's place and you're playing bond in his basement listening to the doors that's a top three moment in your life right like looking back you're like that's a very strong sense memory for me yeah yeah now we're talking about what's it like when we get on an elevator at work i mean if you're if you're do you say thank you once or do you say you'd be

[65:05]like what the fuck did i grow into this is the absolute worst so he wrote that song about his broke up with would you want a song written about you if you got dumped would you want that yeah yeah eric i mean you've written a lot of songs about me rob but you haven't dumped me yet so i don't know what i don't know what this is about either i gotta say i do love writing songs about aaron i feel like if we dated my songs would get better too like if you and i were going on some dates and hanging out and i'd be like guys aaron didn't even he didn't offer to pay for the date

[65:34]stuff like that i would always offer to pay for the date now that one i can see that's why we're together that's why we're dating you're so sweet aaron would offer but then when when rob insisted on paying the first time he would allow you to pay instead of it he wouldn't come back at you he would take he would take your offer oh that's true no russell knows that about me i only offer once if someone offers if i offer once and someone says no i'm not gonna fight you for the bill that's not that's not i'm not gonna do that i'm sort of all over okay russell's camera

[66:02]just turned off uh not good things are things are russell you know that happens to some guys though we're talking about dating aaron and paying for dates it's normal exploded all over yeah that's normal don't worry about it okay just give it on your speakers too i'm just gonna give him i'm just gonna give russell five minutes he's gonna be able to open another club soda in a little bit we just need a little more time there's a little refractory period impressive no five minutes i'd be asleep i meant like 15 hours i'm like 35 and i feel pretty good about that oh 30 can you imagine

[66:34]i couldn't even imagine a second time right now i'd be like what god a second time that's a another reason i'm not taking somebody else's girl i'd be like okay time for us to make love you lie there and i lie here and then you say to me are you joining me okay by the way i'm gonna go test this car out i'm gonna call you and ask you can we buy this car should we buy this so

[67:00]if you stole someone else's girl just think the first time when you would come back and be like i'm so pissed that duane reed has locked the ice cream down and i can't get my fish food what would be your stolen girl's reaction to that oh she would she would uh she would be wonder first of all she wouldn't be there right that's step one she would she would come into my apartment see what my apartment looks like and be like well i need to leave this situation immediately i'd be holding the door for her on the way out 100 is there a better rapper nickname than mr steel mr steal your girl

[67:35]steal your girl trey songs mr steel girl i can't even do it i can't even say it but that's pretty good that's pretty good that's that's true like daddy fat stacks even when i'm married i'm still worried that somebody's gonna come along and steal my girl and then i actually like listen to what my girl says and i'm like good luck anybody good luck like you want you want to have this conversation about how her day went go for it they would be winning it

[68:02]they would be winning a 20th century fox if they stole your girl oh is this about the movie studio yeah well it's a yes it's about modern women it's like it's kind of a banger this was supposed to be the next single on their album but the organ is off the hook there's so there's two different types they've got they're playing the

[68:32]roads on this i think there's a hammond and they're also playing the vox but the organ on this just sets this apart from any other one we've heard like this right well but it's so forward like and it never it never changes pitch right like like i i get it the organ when you're doing this song i think the organ is really sweet like the organ on break on through like that kicks ass because that's a guitar right yeah that'd be guitar right there right there's no organ on this song it's coming later oh well anyway my point is this right

[69:07]my notes are gone i'm screwed i just realized too i don't remember what the end joke was i got i'm so fucked listen this song you want to you if you're it's so funny you'd be like i love the organ and then you put on this song i used to sit in a friend's room and we would listen to this song unironically can you imagine that if i walked in and my kids were listening to this song i would be like

[69:32]you need to stop doing drugs right now i know you're doing drugs if you're listening to this song and acting like you're enjoying it it's so bizarre that they included this song out here like this is from a kurt weill opera that's not really well um wait a minute wait a minute you're talking about a kurt weill opera that's not well known get out of here i'm trying to think of which one that could even be well like yeah because like street scene and the threepenny opera the ones that like people know

[70:02]but like this is from mahogany like no one knows this and well i mean i think some of us mahogany you can see i'm wearing my mahogany shirt right now and i've got a mahogany poster behind me but i hear you i think a lot of people yeah it's true yeah boy take us to the next whiskey bar this is the drink to sip while listening to the doors cover of the threepenny opera alabama song guys booze and vinyl has a suggestion step one specifically spill a bunch of club soda on your pants well it didn't really

[70:31]spill it exploded on my pants exploded well that's because you're so young get the james brown ready get the james brown ready just so you guys know when you're listening to the doors uh you need to prepare this drink for a psychedelic sleepover have you guys ever had a psychedelic sleepover before oh no no but that sounds awesome i think that actually kind of that's gonna be a my bing search term tonight is psychedelic sleepover for sure so they recommend the booze and vinyl for the doors on side a recommends a whiskey daisy have you guys ever had one of those before whiskey daisy oh it sounds good though sounds

[71:03]like right up baron's alley too yeah two ounces of whiskey two ounces of whiskey rob oh sorry i was checking my text messages an ounce of fresh lemon juice an ounce of quantro oh my god this is a big drink simple syrup slice of orange yeah and then whatever club soda you have left that didn't explode all over your

[71:30]pants that's the drink of whiskey daisy so so which of these things did you have i'm trying to think of how much i think you have whiskey i don't i got whiskey i'm gonna say no you have control right i bought the control we know you don't have lemon juice what the fuck did you put in for lemon juice well you know what's really dumb about me here is i so i went to i went to total wine and on the way back i was like well i don't have any fresh fruit so i walked into what's the no what's like the health store next to like total wines uh organic store conico no that you know what i'm talking

[72:08]about whatever like the organic food store is whole foods something like that so i went in and got a lemon a lime and an orange and then this called for a lemon and i accidentally put the lime in instead so i've already screwed up the drink but it's actually pretty good i would recommend a whiskey daisy to people it's a fantastic drink that sounds uh that sounds like a drink it's it's so it's pretty

[72:33]good what is it that sounds like a drink well i don't know i lemon i'm not down with lemon i see lemon on a drink i'm kind of like yeah god get me out of here i don't know what do you guys think what i would rather aaron thoughts on lemon in a drink yeah no that's something i had to get used to in california because people love their citrus here so like you would ask when you like when we first came out like we'd go out to a bar and ask for a cocktail and it'd be like oh it's a bee's knees you know and be like okay but like how citrusy is it and people it's like i'm not super

[73:01]citrusy and then for us it'd feel like super puckery so yeah i i like some lemon in a drink in the right the right uh i wish more people would put lavender in drinks that's the thing out here everybody's putting lavender in every drink i'm like we don't we don't need lavender it's not even a taste it's a smell like get out of here with that yeah you don't need it in every drink like russ is hiding a giant bottle of lavender that i just like russ made his own lavender syrup that's not what i call it when it explodes there and i don't call it lavender syrup but that's what you want me to refer to it

[73:30]as i can the gross lavender disgusting but it's very distinct this is their second single off the album and spent three weeks at number one it was released in april and got there by july like i said before this song was not written by jim morrison it was actually written by the guitarist robbie krieger who also wrote for them touch me love me two times and lover madly so he kind of wrote a lot of their big hits a lot of yeah a lot of bangers this one's been covered a bunch too oh and here's what's wild the next year

[74:02]right that song got all the way up to number one which is crazy to me by the way you know what album this album got all the way up to number two you know what album was stuck ahead of it hermits hermits sergeant peppers oh of course the album that that paul mccarty has come out and said we listened to the doors when we were making that album and it helped us kind of form in our head what we wanted to make a year later a guy named jose feliciano comes out with a song called light my fire and it makes number three on the charts yeah this song this is how much life

[74:32]sucked in 68 this got into number three listen to this that's after the summer of love we learned last time that's right 67 was the summer of love 68 must have been the year where music sucked you know i'm listening uh jose feliciano famously did uh felice navidad which i'm sure we've all heard at christmas and then give it up for felice navidad right and then he was famously i think his career sort of ended uh or he was blackballed for doing a non-traditional version

[75:04]of the star spangled banner at a baseball game i think he was blackballed for doing a non-traditional i think it might have been at a tigers game so he did the star spangled banner people didn't like but he took some liberties with it and then like i think that was one of the sort of death knells of his career that is that sucks so bad doesn't tell you people in the 60s sucked like everybody's like i mean this like it's like oh because you know in a couple years they're gonna come out and start saying oh that was the greatest generation they did all this stuff no they're just like every

[75:30]other generation of old people the worst okay it wasn't until us when we're real sensitive okay and we're cool and we're actually doing all the right like the generation that just figured out how to use text message and then they're using it to text their husband who happens to be a certain part of justice and just see what's with if uh maybe and that's fine because there's a separate there's i'm sure that's fine too he's not talking to his wife about that stuff it's not a big deal everyone just calmed down uh backdoor man now not backdoor santa one of the greatest songs of all time yeah this is a howlin wolf song they gave him credit and gave money for it so you got to

[76:04]give it up for that i do think this is kind of fascinating like this is a great song to sing this is a really to me a really interesting reworking of a blue song without you know because blues are so guitar forward and like this is organ instead i think it's pretty good every door song i feel like they were like okay how fast do you want to play it okay let's go a little slower down let's just slow it down a little bit like rayman's eric on the organ was like i can't play so fast i gotta play the bass line anywhere in my hands i can't

[76:31]do it uh so this this song was aaron's first dance at his wedding i looked at it and i was like oh this reminds me big time of beach boys that sounds like no i i keep thinking of all the 60s pop for the anything more up-tempo sounds to me like herman's herman's every time i'm just like oh this is herman's herman's i'm sure it's not but but this is so weird because it's like this depressed like singer who's like tripping out and then they're like okay sing a beach boy song and he's like i will i'm singing i'm going

[77:03]serving i'm serving ah it's like insane jim morrison does the beach boys baby let's break on through and hit the beaches loading up my surfboard hanging out with the dudes thinking about death ah okay so now did i take that joke and go one time too far

[77:31]when aaron doesn't laugh i know i'm in big trouble when aaron sits there stone face i'm like okay time i'm sorry i was yeah no i mean no death part kind of took me down a little bit what because he aaron all yeah you're right end of the night this was the b-side to their first single can you imagine getting a single from these guys and this is the b-side yeah this is i don't know i'd be so mad i'd be i just break that

[78:01]shit i'd be like i mean who is a producer that picks this as a b-side fuck me i was gonna say speaking of picking things i thought i liked this album a lot more maybe rob's just picked some rough clips but i'm not enjoying this album right now are you guys like is this fun for you no it makes me feel like i have club soda in my pants i'm not entertained by this album i thought i liked it more when i listened to it but there's something about it three songs are too slow i listened to this album several times this week but every time it was like on in the background while i was doing something and then if i checked in i was like oh yeah this song is cool but like sitting here

[78:33]focused listening to the whole thing it's it's kind of tough to get through when i was tripping on lsd for the last week it was fantastic but now that i'm doing it just on a whiskey daisy it's not the same at all test driving a hyundai santa fe like great but like not i will say this russell very few of my greatest moments where i've been the happiest have come when my pants are sopping wet there is something about when i get wet pants i just know it's gonna be a bad day you sit in something wet your pants get wet somebody sprays you with a hose and now i just want you to picture right now wet wet jeans does that make you

[79:05]happy are you happy with wet jeans now aaron is because he knows those from charged water that's even worse i love those wet jeans a bit russell's jeans are now just going to fit him tightly in the crotch only because that's the only place where the club soda hit my bulge his jeans are also it's only going to be a clean place yeah the club soda got on the jeans and we all know club soda is great for stains so a lot of russell's stains on his jeans are getting pulled out and the bulge is getting tighter which is great it's a win-win uh so this is embarrassing i don't know how

[79:35]to say this philosopher's name nishi niche i've never known how to say nichi nichi yeah that's fine a lot of letters for just nichi but nichi um this is based on his idea of just hey take fate as it come and make make the best of it so russell like when fate had you spill your club soda on your pants i didn't spill it exploded rob it exploded i didn't knock the bottle over it exploded when i

[80:01]opened it were you like running home with it and you were like oh my god i don't know how to say this i was i was told i was a little late for this recording so i was hurrying i mean i think it's i think it's interesting so this was this was released in 67 right yeah so at that time like miles davis because we're listening miles next week like miles davis was would have been kind of at the height of his second great quintet like releasing things like esp and never t never tv and sorcerer maybe and he but but he did start to hear this kind of stuff and say like these people

[80:32]can't play their instruments and they're boring and i don't know how to say it but i think it's i don't want to hear this anymore and like they're playing like they're selling all these records and i'm playing to half empty clubs and i i it's interesting these two albums are back to back because i kind of start to hear when you listen and maybe maybe no one ever intended for this album to be listened to in its entirety start to finish like this but it gets it gets tough to get all the way through but how do you listen to a psychedelic album if you're stone cold sober how do you listen to a psychedelic album you probably don't right if you're stone cold sober this this

[81:04]brings us back to the beginning of the album and i think it's a really good album and i think it's back to before we started this podcast rob and i came up with the idea with the podcast rob came up with the idea we were on a boat it's true we may have had some chemicals in us on this boat it's true but my question to rob was at no point did we go above 0.01 miles an hour so don't feel but one thing i asked rob is i i think it was pink floyd and i just said would they exist as a band as a popular band if drugs didn't exist and i asked the

[81:34]same question now with the doors would they be this high on the list if drugs didn't exist no no no i think if jim morrison was still alive too and they were like touring and doing the stuff i think they'd they there's no way that they'd be as famous as they are i think a big part of this is jim morrison being in the 27 club russell right with janice joplin and jimmy hendrix and great bar amy whitehouse and a bunch of other people i wrote down in my notes that i then

[82:00]cleared the trash of so that was smart of me i didn't rip that bar but they never exploded any sort of club soda or anything else on me while i was there that's bonus that's extra you got to pay extra to have if drugs didn't exist would the entire list just be like pat boone records just like bing crosby and pat boone just like that yeah maybe but like this is the whole idea behind the psychedelic and why the summer of love didn't work out right because everybody was like hey if we get high and take lsd and do all this stuff we can actually figure out a lot of problems we're actually really smart now if you've ever been in a room sober with a

[82:33]lot of people and they don't know what to do they don't know how to do it they don't know how to do it they don't know how to do it they don't know how to do it they don't know how to do it they don't know how to do it right for example they might say hey should we write a song at the end of this album that's like 12 minutes just call it the end i once again loved this song like this is the one like i was like man he's talking about Oedipal shit man on a rock and roll song like this blew

[83:02]my 12 year old mind i was like man he's talking about Oedipal shit man on a rock and roll song well you know what they say about Oedipus dude's a real motherfucker oh does it blow your does it blow your 42 year old mind Aaron or not no i mean i never like i never choose to listen to it now like i it's still like it fills me with like nostalgia but now i'm like oh it's some fun tambourine and like it's kind of like a fun thing going on you know what i realize about the doors what i like it is when the organ is pushed back when you take that organ and you shove it back and it's a little more guitar and you shove that organ down but listen sometimes you've got to shove

[83:33]the organ back so it's not so much out front but this you know this song was on i don't know how often you guys watch apocalypse now but it was on netflix again yeah so i'm watching i don't know maybe four or five times in my life and it's a crazy well i thought you were gonna see it four or five times recently and i was gonna ask you yeah yeah maybe you need it no but i mean but i like i didn't know six eight months ago something like that it was just had it on the background like all the stuff going on in that movie

[84:03]movie and then at that time when all of a sudden they're like starting to kind of do like this montage of just the hell that is going on in vietnam and they're playing that song and it's you know that slow beat and they're going to always i mean like it's like a perfect movie score kind of a thing and so i i hear that song and i instantly go to that movie which i think helps me enjoy it a little bit more just from the nostalgia like i don't like no i need to pull up that song

[84:32]like it's like a an iconic song because of the movie to me what's wild about that song in the movie is it's actually a different take of the song what they remixed it just for that movie to bring his spoken stuff here listen to the end of it this is pushed down and his spoken stuff in the movie is pushed way up front which is crazy to think about like i've been them taking a song and remixing it for a movie like nowadays that doesn't look crazy but then to me it does i don't know

[85:02]but yeah this is the end of the album it's an insane end but again you know you hear some of these you just talked about sergeant peppers when it ends with you know how remember how sergeant peppers ends yeah in the life you know daniel and then they go to that grand finale ending i mean there it is right there and you know so i don't know it's true i think you know we we hear this album now when we're getting to the

[85:32]rating system so i'll save my my final thoughts to the rate this podcast needs more organ we don't want to bury our organs back we don't yeah and maybe you got caught doing that once or twice in middle school and then so everybody talks about oh there's rob the guy who fucked a hole in the ground okay i graduated two years ago

[86:02]okay you don't have to bring that up hey rob so a vox is a smaller version of a hammond if i have a smaller version of an organ can i still call it an organ or or not no you gotta call it a vox i gotta call it a box yeah i think that'd be great i'd like to come back and see my vox i got club soda all over my vox oh my vox and balls uh listen we are at the rating system okay and it maybe some of us are trying to think of the joke they wrote down and then instantly deleted uh which was

[86:32]actually quite a bit of work i'm realizing that i just instantly pushed delete on not then they deleted it and then they emptied and then they emptied the track yeah so i'm gonna write an email to google's i'm gonna write an email to google saying you know you should really have a button to are you sure you want to delete your trash and then say that twice just so in case somebody's distracted by a bunch of stuff they don't actually delete it all is this a rolling well tone that means it is a perfect at what are we at 80 uh 86 is this a perfect 86 album listen we love the

[87:02]fact that it's a rolling bone this got rolling bone this shouldn't be this low on the list which means to have such a high number we should have run into this already okay it is the start of psychedelic rock this is almost a precursor to like jam bands kind of well maybe not really but listen great voice great instrumentation you know the songs i knew almost every song on this album which makes me question what i was doing as a middle schooler like really if i walked if i walked in and my kids were listening to the end i'd be like okay we need to have a little

[87:31]chat here we're gonna have a family chat or is this a rolling groan this album is not that good it should not be at 85 it should be higher on the list which in this case is a higher number so i've used higher on the list twice they mean two different things okay it's a lot like what nichi would say and don't press me on what exactly he came up with uh aaron what do you think rolling well toned rolling bone or rolling groan just like i used to listen to this album and imagine what it would like to do drugs i feel like i'm on drugs when i listen to you explain the rating

[88:01]system on these albums but i have a lot of nostalgia for this album i always uh loved the doors i shouldn't say this album because i've actually never heard this album nostalgia for the doors uh but trying to get through the album uh tonight in this context is is rough i had it on a lot this week um thought i enjoyed it but i i have to i have to think that there's going to be stuff that comes after this uh that is going to be better uh musically so i'm gonna i i have to

[88:30]give it a rolling groan well technically this is the greatest albums of all time aaron not the betterest album so do you want to change your opinion on that or not i think i think i'm still i think i'm still gonna go okay reluctantly i will reluctantly say it's a rolling groan russell what do you think rolling well toned rolling bone or rolling groan i like the organs on this one i think it makes it completely different than anything we've listened to so far we've listened to a lot of different keyboards and

[89:01]60s type sounds so i think it's kind of cool but i have to say listening i'm kind of with you aaron the more we listen to clips here of it now i'm just not all that excited about it i think there's some amazing songs and i did enjoy listening to it but uh maybe i just haven't taken the right amount of chemicals to enjoy this one to the fullest so i'm gonna say just a slightly rolling over what's it overgrown what's the two too high on the list are you serious rolling

[89:31]i'm gonna say a slight a slight rolling groan i enjoyed it but uh it's not one i want to go back and listen to over and over it's almost like the three words i picked uh two and a half years ago i maybe should have put some more time into thinking about those make sure they make a little just explain it a little better more sense i'll try it you know what i'll try next week for sure all right matt what do you think rolling well toned rolling bone or rolling groan the doors at 86 i think we all we always get stuck in this little loop here right like this is an album from

[90:00]1967 that was like no other album before it right like we were here in herbie man we were you know we had like comedian albums that were going on before this you know things like that they're winning albums hey did you guys hear about the end uh this is the end uh my friends that was my bob newhart doing the doors it's a deep cut but it's good you know and so like i feel like it's like pet sounds right like some people pick up pet sounds now and they think oh it's just the beach boys you know whatever but like if you put it in

[90:30]context to when it came out and the influence it had on it afterwards you're like well holy shit you know 1964 or whenever that thing came out like yeah that came out way early and i kind of feel like that's what this album is right like this is before sergeant peppers this song this album came out before sergeant pepper which blows my mind when i hear that you know like it feels like a 74 75 like that's when it should have came out but it came out way before all of this kind of psychedelic psychedelic rock stuff so from a

[91:00]pure albums greatest albums of all time and like the influence of it and where it came out i think it's rolling well toned i think you know if it was at 150 would i argue no um is it should it be like a top 20 album no but like from the influence on what this album is where it came from came out of california you know all this stuff i think for a lot of reasons uh it's in a good spot on the list so i it's not radio hit right like you're not going to put it on

[91:30]while you're at a party but from listening to it like hey i just need some mellow music on in the background yeah i like it i think it works for that yeah it works for that i think you make a good point too about you think about after this too the number of leading men who are kind of the mysterious beat poets right like that goes way up i think of like nine inch nails or something like that where it's like you don't need to be this great looking super talented rock star i feel like yeah i feel like lou reed was doing this right but he was in new york this was in la and

[92:00]i was walking around with no shirt off taking lsd whereas lou reed was like tuning all his guitars to the same note and hitting it over and over and making it sound like the refrigerator so it's brilliant listen guys this is a rolling morgon because this is wrong are you saying that we were wrong you were wrong this is a rolling morgon yeah this is a rolling morgon because if you need more orgone this is the album for you this has the most orgone of any album we've had and don't confuse that by the way with the or zone which was that orgasm machine we talked about or did i dream about that i'm gonna read that book someday i'm gonna read that

[92:33]book guys listen next up next week okay as the canadians would say we're listening to kilometers davis but i've already done that joke okay so i can't do it again we you call it kilometers or kilometers kilometers kilometers no you don't go kilometers kilometers that sounds rough that sounds yeah when you buy drugs you say how many kilos is this and everybody knows what you're saying how do you lift all those kilograms kilograms what do you call them kilos i say

[93:05]kilograms how do you listen to these kilograms kilograms we have miles davis how many kilograms bro that'll be a good one oh no there's words he's constantly saying more organ orgo john they get off track i've got the perfect podcast for you jack

[93:32]beck did it better show me the way to the next oh shit i just spilled this whiskey all over my pants god damn it it wasn't spilled it exploded it exploded okay russell we don't explode it smells more like lavender than you would expect oh no that's how i picture russell all lavender Lavender and mulch

[94:01]There's a lot of mulch With this lavender I don't know why that is