Trailer for The Clash: London Calling (... and the Big Bopper is answering!)

[00:00]hello baby this is the big bopper speaking and i was a special guest on this week's episode of beck did it better oh baby these guys made me laugh and laugh we talked about me the big bopper and what i'm really like beck did it better is a podcast where these four guys talk about each of the top 500 albums of all time and this episode is no different baby except it's got me baby the big bopper and i can't sue them for slander or libel because i'm a famous historical figure baby and this is obviously satire baby normally this episode of beck did it better are super long baby but this is a quick 10 minute clip to see if you might like the show if you do baby get on that telephone and tell your friends that you know what you like and it's beck did it better baby while you're on that telephone call the beck line at 802-277-BECK if your message is good

[01:04]enough we'll play it i mean they'll play it on the show get a hold of the boys at beckdiditbetter at gmail.com and at beckdiditbetter on twitter and instagram and you can hear me the big bopper baby and make sure you subscribe to beck did it better oh baby you know what i like and it's this podcast hear about the greatest albums of all time but you're just too lazy to look it up online if you want to hear from guys who chat and then they get off track i've got the perfect podcast for you jack beck did it better let's get into our favorite segment rolling going it's it's it's time to see what everybody's up to it's time for rolling going

[02:02]every time i forget how dumb that is that oh yeah sounds that's the most inappropriate oh yeah of all the sound clips there's no question i don't even want to know what you were doing or how you made that oh yeah sound rom but if anything is over the line in terms of your sound bites that is worse than aaron's mom one-on-one you i will i will say that i think when we're texting each other all week being like guys this podcast is so long why is it so long and then it turns out i just have a sound clip for every single thing we talk about and the sound clips are just getting longer and longer pretty soon it's just literally going to be like a three-minute sound clip of me just going oh yeah it's just three minutes of that we're just going to be howling we think it's the funniest shit uh and obviously we're right bopper is big bopper on the top 500 we'll get the big bopper there's probably a good chance to use oh yeah hey baby i died in a plane crash baby oh god is there a judy garland album so we can do a little

[03:06]what's that movie she was in that wizard of oz we can do a oh yeah oh it's a wizard of oz guys if the big bopper was watching the little wizard of oz i think it would go something like this oh baby i hope i don't die in a plane crash baby oh no them flying monkeys got me thinking about plane crashes you can ask me to do other big bopper impressions no no no no no this is my this is this is another one of my patented maybe that's a sound drop i need a patented rob impression oh yeah baby it's a plane crash baby look out our listeners can't see this but about 40 seconds ago aaron just put his head in his hands and stopped responding we don't really have a sound bite that captures that fully and if we did the oh yeah would certainly not be as enthusiastic as rob's movie about buddy holly baby and a movie about richie valens baby what

[04:03]about me baby the big bopper movie it is kind of fucked that he didn't get a movie right isn't that isn't that who the three guys were is a big bopper richie valens and buddy holly that's true i mean there's probably a porno called big bopper right oh wow sorry i don't know i'm just guessing there must be you're sorry no you cannot say there's a porno with big bopper and then just say i'm sorry and i will be bringing i will be bringing up the porno with big bopper later so i need to keep it in the episode baby why are you stuck under that why are you stuck under that couch baby you're trying to get something you can't move baby what's gonna happen now i'm showing you how much pornography i know about hey baby we're not you're just my stepsister baby this is a record for how quickly we've gone off the rails on this podcast

[05:01]that movie would be called the step big bop somewhere the big bopper is rolling over his grave right now that's that's just the big bopper that's not you rob because you respect women right i do and it's shameful that the big bopper would be speaking like that but i do think his song i mean he's singing all about chantilly lace it's like it's true the chantilly lace can't can't be anything but about sex right that'd be a great video somebody should bring that back is there is there a rapper called chantilly lace there should be there should be and it should be all about like panties hey baby chantilly lace put it in my face dig through your drawers when you're not around you leave the house you go to town i go when you're under a drawer whoa whoa whoa i feel like you've thought this through previously rob before before we we started recording this podcast i was telling bat and erin and rob that i was recommending this podcast to a few female friends of mine and i immediately regret that

[06:01]right now hey russell okay i can't do any more big bopper big bopper is filthy i don't know what it is about the big bopper but saying dirty stuff in the big bopper doesn't seem bad well if you read his lyrics here we haven't been able to here we go i'm going to be able to expound my lyrical readings lately but hello baby yes yes this is the big bopper speaking oh yeah wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute okay go ahead pick it up pick it up answer it oh baby just ignore that phone call baby hello baby yes this is the big bopper speak oh you sweet i don't like it when you read it like this will i what oh baby you know what i like i mean the jokes right themselves do you think he would do anything for love but he wouldn't do that

[07:05]is that what's going on what's that baby what's that oh but oh honey but oh baby you know what i like rolling go on rob i bet the big i bet the big bopper had a very small penis ironically you know what i mean it's like when a huge guy is called tiny or whatever oh no baby let's turn the lights off baby all right i'm not editing that out i don't care and you know what the worst part is i had a fantasy football draft with my family and as a joke text i said you need to subscribe to the podcast before you can draft and my mom texted back and go what's how do i subscribe to a podcast and my friend goes oh no don't there you go thank you yep so mom if i'm sorry babe all right when you want to hear about the greatest albums of all time but you're just too lazy to look it up online

[08:01]if you want to hear four guys who chat and then they get off track i've got the perfect podcast for you jack beck did it better