Kanye West: Late Registration (2005)
[0:00]In 2020 four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums is decided by Rolling stone magazine this resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music excoriated the Order and led us to making this podcast we are far from experts we promise to do almost no research All opinions are our own unless you disagree please sit back and enjoy back did it better We are all the way up to album 117 and from 2005 oh it's late registration and this is kanye west Hey it's great that we're doing a artist that's in the news let me just check the news Oh oh this is not good listen it doesn't matter did he drop a new shoe Listen we we are going we're going to talk about it just give me a second we got to play This intro song And folks listen it's just sometimes you hear a song and the parody song just strikes you and It's just so easy and then with your great voice it's you realize it's easy maybe just to sing as
[1:00]Well as jamie foxx like it's not a big deal to me okay so let's listen up to k-rob k-r-o-b radio I think we're funny yes but that's just me so it's surprising When i see i had auditions that we haven't grown bigger this is the last of me i would be famous Now because it's year three oh i kind of thought the show would be bigger but we ain't doing much To grow quicker now i'm starting to reconsider or maybe we should just post it twitter if you Look our downloads are down if our listeners live together wouldn't be a town i look at the Numbers and i start to frown i assumed we would be world renowned started the show we didn't know How it'd go we started off slow we began to grow within six months we had 100 downloads now it's Been about three years we have hit my biggest fear i think the show was stuck in second gear
[2:00]I told me the stage was getting cheers but when i look around it's just us here hoping all our Fans would tell all their friends we'd blow up like a telephoto lens Three years later and it's all the same turns out we need to work harder if we want that fame I thought we would be featured in vulture i don't know if this can get rough maybe we should wait Till we get discovered because now our biggest fan is only aaron's brother i kind of thought the Show would be bigger but we ain't doing much to grow quicker yeah post this instagram and then Twitter another three years while i might be bitter right now our downloads are down all this We want to frown but more listeners might be inbound we just have to convince matt to stick around Warning i i did get a phone call from that i don't think man has ever called me before and i thought
[3:00]For sure it was hey this is the i'm done with the podcast hey guys it's not me it's it's not you It's me those are a lot less awkward in 2x speed Listen That answers the question what if kanye sounded really tired when he sang a song i think that's That's that listen doesn't he doesn't he already he well he sounds like he maybe puts a Little more effort into the song than just one take like that one i've got four guys with me Tonight we are a special guest to talk about kanye's west late registration and let me introduce Him to you right now from god suzanne's back i really love when suzanne's on the radio i can't Wait to see She's never gonna hear it so don't bother saying that's weird friends that are soccer fans They're back yes awesome yeah i've got russell in minnesota russell how are you doing guys i brought You brothers here today to start our own podcast broke we ain't got it how many
[4:00]Listeners do we have none how many listeners we have none sir we can't no gas we ain't got it we Can't afford no gas I just want everybody right now to look at the time of this podcast and see how long it is and Yes that is the length of this podcast it's gonna go a little long today i've got matt in minneapolis Matt how are you doing today i'm great rob thanks for having me bye Wow he wants to try to get it going let's go let's go let's move this along Thanks for having me oh man now i have to check my notes what i was going to say yes Next oh yes here it is next up in california i've got aaron and aaron was just telling me a Actually he was telling me earlier today he he stole william shatner's wig he stole William shatner's wig yeah he's gonna sell it he's he said he's gonna sell it he's got bills to pay
[5:00]Bills to pay aaron out in california aaron how are you doing hey they say you never know What you got till it's gone but i know what i got it i don't know if y'all are on let's talk About late registration there we go all right well okay not as funny as what i said and listen We've got a special We've got aaron's brother andy and it's so weird to think that you two are two totally Different people with your own thoughts yet you were made by the same two people Deep dicking all night Damn rob even your superficial raps is super official happy to be here thanks for having me I've never heard the album but aaron knew that i got really into kanye over the last week huge fan So happy to be here All right so let's just get into it right now i think that's a great introduction you didn't hear It because i edited it out listen we are talking about kanye west i was with people today or i was With people this week and they said what artist are you doing this week and i had to
[6:00]Like put my head down and say like well we have to do kanye west this week obviously kanye is in The news recently for basically i mean here's the question right is kanye an asshole is he having a Total mental break or both and what and how do we deal with this right like how do we deal with Somebody who is basically you can't touch him with a 10-foot pole yet we are bound by our oath To this list i mean what honestly what do we do with this guys rob the last time i touched Something with a 10-foot pole i wasn't supposed to i got a rash and it hasn't gone away yet I mean we've we've we've done other artists of questionable Repute it's just that this one is in the here and now i think we have to discuss the album because We've discussed other albums and no one on this podcast is other than andy perhaps is supporting The things that kanye is saying but i mean here's the thing too is it's like specifically why we
[7:00]Brought him on right he was supportive no the reason i'm here is because as you're as you're One listener i hereby say i will not cancel you for doing this so there we go good yeah well that's One thing we aren't worried about being canceled we're not nearly big enough to do that yeah i'm Not trying to send shots andy's way we just we've had a lot of discussions about kanye over the years And we're going to continue to discuss them and this is i mean we got to talk about it and i Think that i think that just us talking i mean obviously you know kanye's come out and basically As as gone on some weird anti-semitic twist kind of out of nowhere recently and i just don't I mean i i really don't understand i basically i think this is the end of kanye right or maybe we Look back in three years i mean could he possibly release an album so good that he can recover from This i don't think so right like this at this point could he possibly release an album that's Good at all but oh it's true you might be the only one who listened to donda right did you actually Listen yeah so i mean and aaron was nice enough to invite me on and you guys are gracious enough
[8:00]To have me kanye is a really important artist to me i love this album itself is really Important to me i think it's a perfect time to do it apart from all the shit that's going on With him it's a good time like i think excuse me we don't use foul language on this if you could Keep it clean as an artist he really never had you to have a a public persona at all outside of His music and his fashion and so i think you know this album particularly is a really good Representation of what he was and what he could have been and so i think it's a great time to Talk about it all right let's get right into the voicemail this is gonna be awkward if it was from That little rosy guy He dudes him currently listening to 33 by the smashing pumpkins a lot Getting pumped up for the smashing pumpkins concert matt and i are attending in a couple of Weeks so matt we are getting a voicemail saying that you are going to a smashing pumpkins concert
[9:00]Is this true jane's addictions opening up for smashing pump the smashing pumpkins next friday In minneapolis I thought jane's addiction pulled out of that tour i thought one of the guys got injured I don't know i haven't checked that lineup but this is the commercial still saying They're doing it but this is going to be concert number two you have to get your money back for Man god i know was that the whole voicemail or is there a question or anything i had a question That this is going to come up for me next week is are they the smashing Pumpkins or are they smashing pumpkins they are the smashing pumpkins okay technically the Smashing pumpkins because i just learned that next week's guard next week's guard is going to be the Smashing pumpkins because i just learned that next week's guard next week's guard is going to be the Next week's artist is not the eagles right they're just eagles but we'll deal with that next week Oh my god who cares here's the thing i gotta tell you guys we did jack-o'-lanterns we carved Jack-o'-lanterns first of all let me tell you that i'm a halloween hero at my house hero i'm A halloween hero okay and it's not a spooky song hero or halloween hero last time we had some
[10:00]Confusion no this is a halloween hero spooky songs that was sold two weeks ago and again andy's But here's the thing i'll hear that episode in a month looking forward to it Pumpkins at the nearby bodega in new york city in manhattan are 25 dollars what 25 dollars now You just went up to my you went up to my rolling gun i've got two kids okay so now you're i know What you're thinking couldn't they each carve one side of the pumpkin and you just get two faces on One pumpkin that works right like that's good parenting the answer is no i found a store in Manhattan that sells pumpkins for five dollars and 88 cents but it was way over on the west side So guess what i did about a week ago i got two pumpkins and two shopping bags and carry them On a bus and a subway so i'm the guy with the pumpkins in the train heading home i was a hero To my kids they took them out they carved them and you know what i saw this morning guess what
[11:00]One of the pumpkins was doing what's that it was leaking juice all over the counter we and i put my Candle in you know today i was like trying to light it and it felt fuzzy inside and i was like I don't know a lot about pumpkins should not feel fuzzy inside and sure enough it was Totally mold and it was deep it was like crumbling had to throw them away before halloween so we had To get for buying a five dollar pumpkin you started smashing those pumpkins but not smashing those Pumpkins like american pie style smashing with a hammer oh erin did you use a blender To get rid of all the inner guts did you use your no i use your blender listen guys i'm gonna tell You right now if you're not buying the pumpkin carving kits at the store for eight dollars with A little saw and the scoop you're a fucking loser okay spend that money get the pumpkin carving kit Oh no i'd love to give my kids a huge butcher knife to carve those pumpkins you fucking idiots I know that's what you're about to say man do you have pumpkins going on at the house do you
[12:00]Jack-o'-lanterns what's your we're gonna do it tomorrow because i too know it's very warm here in Minneapolis right now that those things you know either the squirrels are gonna get them i mean you Don't leave them inside why would you leave them inside well i was gonna look at them inside maybe You're supposed to be out there for your neighbors to see right yeah so why would you leave them Inside well but everybody knows that after a day or two those things start to curl around the edges You know or you just get a little bit mealy yeah stuff so yeah you can't can't carve pumpkins too Early yeah the pumpkins did look and smell like my crotch after about five days like just kind of Like the wrong color kind of drooping down fuzzy wouldn't happen if you would have paid for the 50 Dollars you've been good gray rob when you're when you're working the inner guts do you typically Just go straight in and out or do you kind of move around a little bit and kind of get around The outer well i gotta say when i'm rearranging those pumpkin guts i usually have some sort of Tool i'm not doing it with my hands i'm in there you know with a spoon okay i'm in there cleaning
[13:00]It out that's what i'm doing is this what it's like little rosie when you're listening to it like You're like god these guys missed a perfect opportunity for a joke there god they just Rob's living leaving softballs and these guys these clowns just don't know what they're doing Rob wasn't even ready to be teed up for that was he's like wait what what i gotta make A joke honestly guys i think you guys are gonna love andy and i's new podcast that we have coming Out it's very good Currently they're not allowing rearrangements On the itunes struggle i got a feeling for episode 217 we're gonna have special Guest matt on back after a 100 episode hiatus aaron what's aaron do you want to save for your Rolling going or do you have some pumpkin carving story no not carving i just i was going to tell You guys that i spent 20 each of the pumpkins today at the oakland pumpkin patch because We didn't drive out to the brentwood we went to the oakland one and i was like i gotta get some They get some cool pumpkins here
[14:00]You just spent 20 today you've been going to this fucking pumpkin patch like twice a week for The last two weeks i know you have a different pumpkin patch today a little one that didn't Have the bounce house and i was really stoked because they got some wild pumpkins man like Really cool so we got three pumpkins no what makes it wild shut up yeah shut up what's a wild Pumpkin they're all wild maybe these things this thing is like we got one that's one's more of a Gourd it's like green kind of looks like it has a gooseneck on it and then we get this other one That's like red with like orange looks like it's got brain They got like totally crazy pumpkins but we bought three pumpkins and a like a spooky Doorknob that my son wanted and i got up to the front ninety dollars and i was like okay ninety Dollars i'd rather buy a rolling stones t-shirt when i couldn't say no aaron don't even think About explaining what a spooky doorknob is we all know what it is okay you don't have to explain a Spooky doorknob ninety dollars at a pumpkin patch yes and i couldn't and like yeah and then i Couldn't i'll plus the 10 bucks i spent to go through the pumpkin patch and then i couldn't
[15:00]Go through the haunted house by myself because it was too spooky by yourself yeah it was too spooky For wallace so i had to go by myself would you like leave him out with some strangers or what Would you do hey sit on the front step of this haunted house while dad walks through it what do You mean you left him outside with anna with his mom you know somebody had to go through and i could Tell i think i could do a haunted house where you just put a kid in the trunk of the car and i drive Around for like two minutes that's pretty spooky right like that's the ultimate haunted house I think now aaron i was just kidding i do want to hear about the Doorknob what the fuck are you talking about i thought rob and i are going to talk about the Spooky doorknob on our podcast so don't go in there well it wasn't it was a move that my wife Wanted to show me tonight and i said no i had the podcast i can't do the spooky doorknob quit Ringing that doorbell down there it was just like you know it was like i have an audi it's like every Other place where they got a gift shop when you go in and out so you can't get out without Going through the gift shop and so my son wanted a thing and it's like a little you know tchotchke
[16:00]Door and you press the button and it makes a spooky sound and like an eyeball comes out that's It so yeah you guys are all dads i think andy's a new dad your son is pretty young so you probably Haven't gone through this yet but are all three of you are all you guys do you give in when your Kids ask for like one thing do you hold the line and say no like what's your style when it comes To your kids ask you for something at a store like that i will remind you i spent 75 on nail Polish okay i'm just gonna tell you that right now so obviously i'm giving into whatever my kids want Over matt so we go to like you know like menards and target and luns and stuff on the regular right And so if it's a regular stop then no you know we might have some time where they buy something At target or something like that but if we do like a special trip like to the pumpkin patch Or you know we're going to valley fair or we're doing something with grandma grandpa you know Then i tend to be a little bit just a little bit looser with letting them just buy whatever
[17:00]They want so now if you gotta buy your kids whatever they want just spoil the hell out of Them who cares it's it's i mean listen i i was gonna say i was bringing my kids to a pumpkin Patch the other day and i went in and all i heard was i just wanna sniff some glue i just and you Know what i was at a punk a pumpkin patch a pumpkin punking patch punking okay let me get a Clean take A pumpkin patch aaron that's a shitty joke what are you talking about all right let's get into Rolling going it's time to see what everybody's up to andy left the zoom call that's very interesting Okay so weird rolling going let's start with my favorite andy rolling going how's it Going with you yeah it's it's going good i have to say i prepared a lot for this podcast But i did not prepare a roll and go and i know it's the most
[18:00]Second most popular second on the show but where's sue ann or whatever her name was get her Back on here well you know listen i'm just i'm just happy that a white man could provide some Representation on a podcast it's about time so we'll move on and i'll i'll provide some Commentary later what well what about this what you were mentioning we were talking before We started so you're a new dad three month old i'm kind of curious like what's been the experience Like being a new dad what's been your most recent experience as a new dad that's been in you know There hasn't been much one thing they tell us you know some people told us before is that you Know the there's kind of that what they call the fourth trimester which is a few months after the Kid's born he's three months old now and so he's he's starting to show a little personality he's A wonderful little guy but he doesn't do a whole lot you know so the best part about It is that we had him in july and so right now is the you know we're in the middle of football Season and so football saturday football sunday i love watching college football and i love watching
[19:00]Family time i love watching nfl it's a great time to sit in front of the tv with my son on my Lap and you know watch all the football i possibly can because as i'm told pretty soon In fact next football season he'll be running around i'll be chasing him not watching a ton Of football so i'm enjoying that so far surrounded by spooky doorknobs yeah you gotta take advantage Of that right now while you can rob i'm gonna i'm gonna get some phone calls for us here okay Let's hear it just get ready little rosie so Question for you when the little guy's got to get up in the middle of the night Do you both get up or is just one of you getting up no we're because there is a right answer Here there is are we both getting up at the same time or are we switching off Yes are you switching we are switching off and i know oh good for you People who get up at the same time no no we're We don't you don't need a menage a trois the baby you can just go one It's not a big deal yeah no we're switching off and i will say i i and i hate to i
[20:00]I i hate to be this guy but and i know it's going to get worse or it's going to get worse at some Point but like last night for example he slept from eight o'clock p.m until seven o'clock a.m and That's fairly he'll usually get up once but then be back in bed in like three minutes so we're very Fortunate we've been very lucky we have not had a lot of trials and tribulations overnight With him since the first couple of weeks and so i'm sure that will maintain throughout his life And it won't be hard at all so i don't know four months you mark our words four months Out i cannot believe how fast aaron ate that whole bottle of pills he heard you say that kid sleeps Well and he just put those pills right down and he has a big smile on his face i mean it's great Now i want to tell you about a game we played in our friend group anytime somebody had a kid and That is how fast you get to have sex with your wife again i think it's really fun just to pressure It and you say please right away you know i'm out of the game so it usually takes 30 45 seconds That's about it no no but you gotta go like hey you have a baby like you get to come home from the Hospital next day you're like okay it's time for
[21:00]You know i'm the mayor of pound town let's do this well you didn't have the baby that's a little treat You get this you get to see a lot of stuff i edited out of the podcast rob you're a science Teacher is there like a medically prescribed time you're supposed to wait or not there's traffic on The freeway you might as well you know hop on the on-ramp that's what i say you know what i mean like Just get right in there you got to get right back to it there's traffic yeah you just i mean It's not a big deal all right Roland go out big rosie how's it going with you hey it's going really good i've been preparing For this week's episode by watching the movie collateral why do they call you big rosie yeah That's a good question right why it's all relative right either one could be big and one could be Small it's just relative who knows why he's so big that the birth of his kid his wife goes ah That was not a big deal so i've been prepping for this week's episode by watching the movie Collateral on netflix starring jamie foxx and tom cruise i recommend it it's good i enjoy
[22:00]I enjoy it yeah michael mann joint you seem to be watching mel gibson movies all week I want you to blow me What mel what you were the laptop with me You always yell at me i mean at that point when your wife's like what did you say it more Clearly into the phone you know she's recording you dude why is up oh by the way if you have not Heard the mel gibson tapes get out there and listen to them they're a hot all right so yeah Yeah there's one part where he just gets mad he goes what'd you say i had a really fun Experience with a friend of mine this week where i saw and rob you might remember you might know Something about this i saw a great t-shirt on the internet and i had to i just had to send this t-shirt
[23:00]To a friend of mine just to see what he thought of it so rob do you have you ever had an Experience like that rob so first of all i've also done this with matt where i was absolutely hammered In las vegas and we were watching a show on vh1 like a pop-up video show and a guy was wearing a Shirt that was the mastercard logo so you know how it says mastercard priceless this one instead of Mastercard it just says sex with me and that says priceless i was with man hotel room i go god damn That shirt's funny i ordered it right then and there i have worn it once to walk the dog and i Was humiliated never worn it again so now i get a text this week from aaron novelty shirts never fit Right you know those are never going to work low quality you get them and it's like oh you know When it's a gildan shirt too you see that gildan and you know that's gonna be thick you know it's Gonna be heavy the shoulders are gonna be somehow both too big and too narrow like there's something Weird going on you gotta wear it like you gotta wear them like six or seven times before you put
[24:00]It in the washer because you know that it's gonna shrink and the thing is like especially For fat guys it's like well this shirt is too big up top yet it's too short on the bottom like it Sticks up you can see the bottom of my belly button you can see my spooky doorknob sticking Out like you got to be careful with these things and so the shirt that aaron sent me and I immediately bought it Just says i make the thx noise when i come so not only did i buy that shirt i bought it and then i Got an email saying congratulations on buying this shirt for 35 dollars my wife just put Me aside this morning and said listen we are having some money issues i was like well don't Worry i got something that's really gonna make you mad you could have bought like two gourds From aaron's pumpkin patch for that much did you say that aaron sent that to you i did yeah so i Sent that to a couple of my friends that aaron did not send that to me i brought that independently You guys are sending the thx noise when you come shirts to all your friends
[25:00]I'm making a vinegar face on this place by the way you guys looked me in the eye so i think we have Some sort of bond rob do you think when it happens does it like does the sound start up and then it Cuts off because you aren't quite ready yet or not or does it like no it's like it's kind of like a Movie in reverse where it takes like 90 minutes to actually hear that sound that's the problem yeah It's like that kanye song at the end here where it's super rod slow I've always been the guy that when guys joke about how fast they come i'm like Yeah that's so funny and i'm like opposite problem not funny i mean there's nobody makes a joke of Like it takes me forever everybody's mad everybody's mad by the end nobody's happy Standing up sitting down doesn't matter so that was it that was the highlight that was the highest
[26:00]Sitting down i wish i mean i'm just gonna tell you right now sex in a chair with your wife just Picture it yeah right all right what are we talking about here sex in a chair with somebody You're married to give me a break what kind of chair are you talking about there's one listener Who's very famous for having well i think he just made out with the chair Back in college but we'll just leave it right there he made out what does that mean made out With a chair well i made out with a chick in a chair there's a famous chair from one of the one Of your guys pods back in the day so well let's hear how it's rolling going with matt maybe matt Will tell us something about his chairs no chairs let's see we got a couple updates i went To moon bato show coach patrick is now playing with moon bato what happened to the other band he Was in they still got that one going too but moon bato needed to change up his Lineup a little bit and so he moved over to moon bato and it was a very good show where'd you see Matt i saw him at some mortimers what's the bar what's the old foosball bar down at about
[27:00]20th i think you're right it sounds right mortimers sounds right i was yeah it was Great you know except he fucked me because he said that he's going on at 10 o'clock and then I get there and he goes oh sorry man i should have told you but we're now going on at 11 so i i had to Get on a flight the next day at like 6 15 so that was really nice that it you know i didn't get to Sleep in anymore kind of like this show it's really nice just a step late hey can i just say Something real quick matt good news guys i added this to the soundboard so just in case you thought That this joke was going away it's not just in case you thought the show would not go off the Rails it is going off the rails i feel like this is becoming ingrained in my mind and every time I hear it now i'm gonna have to go take care of something like it's just becoming intuitive right Now yes well I'm assured that proclaims it to everybody very soon the i did look it up but i don't think we Gave i think aaron probably was the one who called in with that voicemail with the was it
[28:00]A text i don't know what it was a bex how do we back how do we bexed into the bex line Rob well you can bexed in at 802-277-beck that's 802-277-2325 what kind of loser texter calls the Beck line really Oh man You If you have to ask for every minute you sit on here little rosie you're you're regretting it More and more aren't you like shit so eric thanks for calling i am looking forward to going to the The smashing pumpkins concert they played about a year ago they've got jimmy eha back so they have Three of the four members darcy's still out i don't think she's ever coming back they played About 28 songs for about three hours on that tour and it was awesome so i'm looking Forward to it sounds like jane's addiction missed about a week but starting last night Perry farrell should have been back in cleveland if not he'll be back soon so i think we will see
[29:00]Jane's addiction so that's good what else do i have on my list here do you guys think Billy corgan is kind of creepy looking and does it make you wonder if aaron didn't wear glasses Would he be creepy looking that now that aaron take off your glasses are you creepy looking I want to see him Take off your glasses right now no not really i think he looks really good actually Hold on guys can we pause wait a minute This song clip is way too long that's so long no billy corgan is this weird guy right Where he's this singer and he he's always looked old he's always looked like a creep his videos Were creepy and then when he got bigger he was like i'm just gonna get way into wrestling now And he like bought a wrestling companies right really yeah He owns like some independent wrestling federation like it's yeah it's it's so bizarre Russell rolling going how's it going with you we're only going things are going good last week
[30:00]We i told you guys i was in vegas i gave you the opportunity we could hear about arts and Entertainment food or we could hear about experiences talk about experiences but i Thought i needed to share some of my my entertainment things that i participated In vegas see what you guys think of this stuff i don't know rob rosie we've been to vegas together I've actually been to vegas with little rosie once too so you guys are all vegas guys but i wanted to Share some of my vegas the places i went to for entertainment see what you guys think of these For a fun thing to do oh yeah all right let's hear it so the first thing i'm curious have you guys Ever done cirque de soleil ever before yes i have a belt around my neck yeah well that's for next Week's episode but we're happy to have you back for it i can't even play the whole clip anymore It's so embarrassing Before i've always wanted to did you go russell there is a 1000 chance that you were there With some woman if you went with to cirque de soleil i'm just gonna say that there is never In the history of like a group of guys going to vegas been like damn guys we should really go see
[31:00]Cirque de soleil it's gonna be so good i gotta say i went to the cirque de soleil it was the beatles Love show i loved it i thought it was fantastic like when you're at a cirque de soleil show you're Sitting there yeah i got a few drinks and you know you're kind of just sitting back and watching And there's all this shit going on and you can't like you can't stop being captivated By what's going on in front of you it's bizarre it's strange it's athletic it was a fantastic Show i would highly recommend it don't you don't you think part of watching cirque de soleil though Is you just want to see one of these french canadians just break their skull open after They have some accident out there like fall off a ball or off some trapeze or something like It's like my head hurts so bad that was this accident Like isn't that part of it like you want to see an accident in cirque de soleil right it's like It's like when monocore ate the guy like you're like yeah this is what i was here for hooray It's like that trapeze artist rob they had two hits that double salchow what was the other one Oh no when they hit the ground yes you know what i'm talking about
[32:00]Rob loves making fun of dead people for being dead so cirque de soleil i thought was captivating i Went i had a fantastic time i would definitely go to another cirque de soleil show again in a Little bit i loved it i also went to one of our favorite spots little rosie i've been There with you before i went back to the carnival court it's the outdoor bar with the 80s band So can i just say something russell real quick you guys know i have set up that digital photo Frame in my living room that just scrolls through every picture i've ever taken including the ones With my wife on the toilet right oh god it turns out i also have multiple picture of the carnival court Of me being kissed or kissing like 45 year old women at the carnival court in las vegas Okay the carnival court would be extremely lame without rob there Yes it would be lame without rob these pictures pop up and the kids are like
[33:00]What's that and i'm like oh that's like a photoshop my friend's dead it's so weird I also want to tell you it's been a week since i put the photo frame up my wife has still not Seen it she has not noticed a giant 8x11 photo frame that rotates pictures of the I don't know i'm just gonna keep it up up top i don't she hasn't noticed i want to see how long This goes how far are you gonna go with how like how lewd of picture are you gonna add there It doesn't matter she hasn't seen any picture she just doesn't see i don't know if she's got Like an issue where she doesn't see like i but i'm thinking to myself like i have worked so hard To sneak stuff around the house hide stuff whether it's presents whether it's eating food in bed Whatever it is i'm hiding stuff all the time i don't need to she doesn't she doesn't notice Jack shit rob do you ever wonder maybe she sees you like that like she only sees your face and From the bottom of your nutsack down i've told you she doesn't see that middle part of you Talked about last week i've told you that i go to work all the time i've got toothpaste all over And i've talked to her for five minutes no help whatsoever the bottom of your nutsack down is a
[34:00]Brutal because that insinuates that there's no head below the nutsack no it's yeah if i literally Down to my thighs that if i could take out that part of my body i'd be so happy so the carnival Court is this this outdoor bar where you can get drinks they've got the bartenders flipping like Flaming bottles and everything they're standing up pouring shots and they've got an 80s band it's The same band we've seen before so good it's you guys know you would remember the whippets Immediately if you saw them so i went there and i'm in there in the afternoon and of course they're Taking requests so i gotta go up and make a request right so what would you guys request If you were looking for like 80s hair metal band what would you want to do Here russell yeah Wondering what russell bought oh yes he did it he finally did it i want to know the time of day
[35:00]Yes Yes did he let them choose a song well now he's looking at his phone but i know how he paid It turns out this part's really good All right russell i know you didn't use your venmo but i had to play it What song did it finally this band by the way you have to understand you go See a live band and they're breaking out no diggity they're breaking out love shack They're breaking out hits from the 90s it's always a banger of a good time and the key to This club is that it's totally free to get into which is just our perfect price russell tell us
[36:00]About the band so this band goes up there and they're playing exclusively 80s hair metal stuff So it's all 80s rock so i started thinking well what type of song would you guys want you know You hear guns and roses all the time you hear bon jovi i'm curious what would you guys request if You were trying to get some 80s rock music i'm going white snake here i go again on my own oh There you go that's a good one living on a prayer maybe a little bon jovi yeah van halen jump Yeah there you go yeah so so i thought all these are like very obvious ones i needed to go off the Love i want to say radar love oh You're here Right now in the background oh it's so good so i decided i wanted to go a little bit different and I went and requested so i walk up to the front the lead singer sitting there and she's one of These lead singers she stays up there with the band when she's not singing if someone else sings She stays up there like rips around this little whip and everything she's part of the team right So i request the warrior by scandal do you guys know this one oh yeah what the warrior good
[37:00]One oh it's a good song russell featuring patty smith Why what's going on here smite that's smite there's a there's a whole steady lyric where He says this chick looks like patty smite and i don't think he meant it nicely Well now we know what he's talking about this by the way we got to do a video review on this Video look at this video this looks like cirque du soleil russell loves this he thinks this is Great hold on this is gonna rock You Bang Bang, bang, i am the warrior So i go up there and the lady's looking at me and i say can i get scandal by the warrior This is a band that's up there and they say we exclusively do 80s rock she goes I don't know that one and i'm like what the fuck oh so she's like well i can do something
[38:00]Else by scandal so they gave me goodbye to you guys remember goodbye to you oh yes yeah i Scandal This is so much easier for me to do a year than later to you i know it kills the vibe i know it Kills the flow but i don't care sorry i didn't give you these no no that rob is bold Enough to show his youtube search history on the This one also has patty smith with a y Patty smite Maybe she was like the lead singer but She got special mention like Frankie beverly and maze How much this band is hedged their bit because people like russell asked like Like how many game songs do they actually know Yeah Well they only this was the only song they knew by scandal but they rocked it it was fun
[39:00]Everyone's got to go check out the carnival court there were two other spots a couple other spots I had to tell you guys about quick i went to this place called super freeko have you guys ever heard Of super freeko What are you talking about A physical place or is mine So i heard that this place she's a very kinky girl but she's all right with me They're gonna be kinky girls at this super freeko let me tell you about this super freeko okay So super freeko is actually an italian restaurant that's like a club atmosphere With techno music and then there's all these bizarre things going on so it feels like you're In this club but you're eating like chicken parmesan and then Oh And then all of a sudden like a contortionist comes out and like stands on a table and starts like Putting their legs over their head and everything and then so they'll go ahead you were at a strip Club i just want to tell you right now if you're eating wings and there's a contortionist coming up Next i know when i'm in the strip club it's clear so there's like this place is unbelievable you're
[40:00]Sitting there were contortionist acrobats there were people wearing penguin costumes that Were dancing to me so horny by two live crew and then they stripped off their costumes during the Song and they were only wearing penguin heads at the end there was a break dancer there was a dirty Nurse dancing on a broom you guys would have loved this stuff you guys kind of like cabaret time Shows like that or variety shows are you into that type of thing oh i anything where you go Anything like that for years but anything where you go and it's just so weird you're like you go And you look at the person next to you go what the fuck is going on that's a night right there Like when you get done and you're like i don't even know how to describe this to somebody another Place i went to so rob mentioned the strip club so are you guys show guys like when we go when we Go to vegas together we mentioned the strip club by the way i want to be clear like that's not just Something i talk about well so when we go to vegas we're not show guys together we go gamble We bet on sports it's a bro trip like we're not going to shows like cirque du soleil but i was
[41:00]There with a a traveler if you will a gambler someone who likes to have fun in vegas and we Were like well we should do like a couple shows so we did the cirque du soleil and then we were Looking at kind of these you know other shows and we found a show called fantasy it was an adult show With music comedy dancing and adult entertainment at the luxor which is probably the worst hotel in The history of vegas it's way down on the end nobody wants to go to the fucking luxor but we Went to the show called fantasy would you guys ever go with your spouse to like an adult Entertainment show like that with you know nudity type of stuff well i'd like to answer your Question with a question russell would you take a spouse to such a show Does this guest that you take happen to gamble on what podcast they choose to download Russell i would answer again with another question would you take somebody you thought could Be a spouse to a show like this what do you think so this show when you go up there they Essentially they had like a lead singer and she came out she was kind of like the mc for the night
[42:00]And then they had like 10 showgirls like your typical vegas showgirl type of thing so okay So they did different skits and each skit rob was a different fantasy One of the fantasies was a teacher fantasy what do you think about it that would be the worst Fantasy ever oh my god she's like grading she's like grading papers late in the night and she's Like everybody else is asleep i better jack off on my couch yeah wow nobody came out to catch me What a fantasy Wow i pushed private on my phone right away so i didn't have to go through and delete my history Afterwards i mean if you ever had to do that on your phone go through and delete your pornographic History and you just look at it and when you're in the cold hard light of the morning And you're looking at the sites you're on the night before you're like oh no Dirty nurses cirque de soleil old cabaret reminding me of my grandma all the older french cabaret
[43:00]I'm gonna name our podcast incognito That guy has seen a lot of shit so would you guys ever go to like an adult entertainment Show with your spouse have you guys ever done anything like that i've never done it but sounds Fun to me listen i i that is such a cheap way to just go go back to that hotel and bang your Brains on afterwards i mean are you kidding that you are setting yourself up for success That is so great oh my god you're just going in your seat and then all these Naked erotic people doing erotic things and you're like god russell i should have been there With you we could have hung out together i could have been like wow russell this is pretty erotic And i could have nudged your friend and be like it's pretty erotic don't you agree with There there was definitely a point where i thought well maybe we made a bad choice when There was like 95 men in the audience and only like you know a handful of women in the audience
[44:00]I've seen a video like that i'll send you guys a link But one guy who's been in the audience for a long time i've seen a video like that i'll send you guys a link But one guy who's been in the audience for a long time i've seen a video like that i'll send you guys a link But one guy who's been in the audience for a long time i've seen a video like that i'll send you guys a link But one guy's wearing a gorilla mask it was a great time you know vegas always has these great Shows i would highly recommend do something different next time you go to vegas you're Guaranteed to have a fun time so i had a great time hopefully you guys will do the same when We're back where they're great hopefully matt doesn't tell magic mike or whatever his name is Yeah on january 20th i'm gonna do the exact same thing we do every year just every year get crab Legs bet on sports That's ironic play blackjack yeah Matt you're giving me a huge You're giving me a huge boner over here With what you're talking about too Speaking of huge boners rob roland How's it going with you thank you By the way i gotta say guys I've got a new segment for the show And i'm hoping we're gonna do this weekly This is where i explore different Kinks Some people like sex
[45:00]That is tame for others They like to treat it like A game some love Oiling up rubber sheets Or people like aaron yeah They love sniffing feet They're kinks they're kinks Rob will explain They're kinks they're kinks They're kinks but we'll never shame Yeah I might have to isolate that yeah at the end Yeah How's the howard Yeah I don't know Who did it better than me Yeah this is it's awesome Yeah you know you might see that kinks Oh god i forgot now i think you lost it You might see this thing in my soundboard That says kinks and you're like oh rob's Gonna play a song by the kinks no rob's Gonna play a song about kinks and today's Kink that we're gonna talk about Is a kink called wet look have you guys Heard about wet look before No no well i'm going to a bing link here We go wet look is a kink that people have
[46:00]Where you go out and just hop in a pool Or you go out in the rain play in a River and you're in your clothes you're Totally dressed But you get sopping wet So if you want there's videos online you Can find I mean like a dunk tank challenge oh Safe shirt oh it's already set to off You guys know what i'm talking about it's Already set to off When do we get to the rating You can do look at this i mean we got Outdoor pools we've got wet look okay Let's just watch this one real quick Okay let's just see what's going on This is what you chose you couldn't save Your pumpkin for your roller coaster Going you had to use this so you had to Pull that up or what oh no look at she's Spilling wow no guys she's trying to Drink the water and it's spilling on her Shirt i mean Now that's a wet look I don't know if you guys ever seen Me in the pool but you know my hair i Usually i kind of comb it back like this Right a little bit so when i jump into
[47:00]Like a lake or something like that when I come up out of the water My hair comes out and i look exactly Like lloyd christmas It's a wet look it's a wet look it's a It's just it's all pushed down right in Front of me and sarah just looks away at All times she says oh god wow you know She can't stand it so that's a i don't Think sarah has the kink of what do you Call this wet look at all and if it is It doesn't surround around you don't Think but matt let me ask you have you Asked your wife if she has a wet look Kink because you never know what's going On does she seem to like well listen i'm Just letting the videos autoplay we're Just watching this and let me ask you This matt i don't know if you've ever Been serving you something to drink and Spilled it on you and acted like it's an Accident Nope okay i thought maybe you were going To mention that strangers by the Kinks is both a beautiful song that a Friend of both aaron and i's Had played at his wedding and it was Lovely it's also one of the only Times in music history Strangers by the kinks where there's
[48:00]A convergence Of of taste both musically and Kinkily so for anybody Stranger out there I think that last segment kind of brought Together kinks and taste in a kind of Cool way too actually but you know what Guys It's time to talk about the album oh is This a music podcast all right But wait until my rolling going next Week you know andy if you need a rolling Going for our next episode i've got i've Got some more kinks that we could talk About i've got a theme song all loaded The fact that you took two trips to Europe this summer and didn't tell a Goddamn story about it and you just did A wet look rolling going has got me Stumped i want to remind you they found My wife's vibrator in a carry-on okay i Did tell that's true And little rosie how long do you have to Sit on your hand Before you can effectively get the Stranger Is it like a minute two minutes what do You find is the best What'd you guys do to matt see this is The thing it's not me he's had it it's
[49:00]Not me He's i get teed up on this let's guys Let's listen let's talk about the Album we're talking about late Registration by kanye west We brought andy in because he is a kanye Expert he's going to help us out So basically i've got so this is his Second studio album after college Dropout this is kind of the second of His four Education themed albums that he put Out And with this kanye all of a sudden took The step of he had done the kind of the Chipmunk singing before he had taken the Soul samples before And surprise everyone started Copying him so he did he totally switched Up So he did he totally switched up And on this album he still is using a Lot of In wikipedia it says less soul samples i Would push back against that i think he Still is using Heavy amount of soul samples but He is now bringing in a full 40 piece Orchestra To do parts of these songs and really Give it kind of a real Full sound and you can hear it from From From college dropout to this it's a real True musical advancement
[50:00]Of the albums this album ended up Getting eight grammy nominations And winning best rap album of the year It was the second year in a row that Kanye won that this guys this is the Next year after college dropout he comes Out with this album i mean you know They're that close together some artists Have a sophomore slump this isn't even Close this album it's a shame because i I couldn't listen to it at work because People could see what i was listening to And i just couldn't play it but this Album when i was listening to it at home Is so so good andy what do you think About a late registration yeah thanks For asking rob i mean i think it's an It's an outstanding album for me it's It's it's very nostalgic you know kanye West came out when i was in high school With this first album this was his You know second one i was in college so It was a really Formative period for me in terms of Exploring music understanding music Understanding my own tastes And it was really important to me at That time listening back to it i love Listening to this album especially right Now Because it's so anthemic you know Kanye is not the best rapper lyrically
[51:00]He's kind of a little bit cheesy he's a Little bit good But i think that it's interesting to Listen to it now because i think there's Some there's there's some almost self Awareness in it that i think he kind of Lost obviously over time yeah looking At it it's like it's super youthful it's Like try it's just a triumphant bastard And i think it's you know musically It's it's it's unbelievable i think one Of the things about kanye i've always Thought is like his ear for music is is Outstanding there's youtube videos out There about all the samples that he uses And whether it's things that you've heard All the time like you know pretty young Thing you know some of the you know Some of the songs that he he's used that People know really well versus you know Really obscure too i think his ear For music is incredible and i think that Shines through on this album and so Yeah i mean it's i think it's Outstanding it lags a little bit in the Middle and you know listening to it Critically preparing for this really Kind of hit me but i think the front and Back are some of the best you know Some of the best things that are out There I will say aaron and i are on a text Chain just us two where all i do is i
[52:00]Text you i text aaron Tick-tocks of various rap samples and How they did it and aaron eats that shit Up i get so much positive i'm telling you You think he gives me positive Reinforcement on this show you should See it over text he's like damn this is Awesome i'm like oh here's how george Clinton did atomic dog and he's like this Is the craziest thing i've ever seen i'm Like yes i know this is great in my life I don't have to be on tick-tock because Rob sends me the ones that are Applicable to my interests i'm good aaron We've got a lot of hashtag wet look Tick-tocks coming your way pretty soon I've got a whole bunch i'm gonna text You It's crazy i mean they're spilling juice All over the place it's insane let's Start it up Wake up mr west now by this time Bernie mack has passed away by this time Right oh rest in peace yeah so we this This is de ray davis doing Impersonation of of course the famous Bernie mack skits from the first Album Oh i'm just gonna play a little bit this Is like the same start as carl's dropout Smaller vibe right yeah where you Got that book bag at That little book bag nobody wants i used
[53:00]I usually don't like the skits and Stuff especially at the beginning for Some reason it works for me with Kanye's albums i don't know why this Works Next i heard him say And i heard him Two pariahs Can you believe it i remember calling Aaron it was like michael jackson talks In the next future and i said man there's No way that either of these guys are Ever going to lose sight of the public Eye Now is that adam levine or who is it Adam levine from maroon 5 now russell Have you been keeping up on your adam Levine news I i miss i'm assuming he's done something Wrong i don't really follow him well it Kind of depends what you think so russell Let me Just i've all the notes i have for the Song literally i've just written out Adam levine's texts word for word so I'm going to read them to you right now Adam levine recently got caught He was texting a model named Summer stro now adam levine is married to a Angel from victoria's secret
[54:00]But of course he decided to take some Time and go do some other stuff maybe Maybe get into some wet look a little Bit sliding in the dm and he texted this To this woman who then just put it on Tick tock and said quote you are 50 Times hotter in person so russell you're Kind of an expert with these texts in The dating world is this a good start you Are 50 times hotter in person I i don't think you ever want to put Anything out there to imply that anyone Wasn't hot in any other context so i Think that's a bad move also putting a number on It like i mean then you're just setting Yourself up and then he said period Capital a and so am i ha ha ha Now that's a baller move that's that's Move That's good isn't it where you're like Hey you're hot and so am i it's like hey You got to make her think a little bit Like hey maybe i could be having sex With adam levine right now And then in another one and by the way This guy is 43 years old so he's a year Older than me i assume by the time i'm 43 i'm gonna get all this stuff out of My system i don't think it's gonna be a Big deal he wrote that body of yours is Absurd Oh that's a text i think that's a bad
[55:00]Move now you're starting to put stuff on A pedestal i think that's a bad way to Go if you're trying to Have a dating relationship with the lady Here so here's one i think i actually Have Texted this directly to my wife i may Need to see that booty Fuck with a bunch of k's But enough about your favorite role play Well it's kind of similar wasn't it Kendrick's dad who had that kind of he Wanted to see the big booty or whatever In a few weeks Ago big old fat ass watching your ass Jiggle on that table Will permanently scar me i'd do anything For it I'd buy a steak dinner and whisper sweet Nothing's into it I mean he is pretty poetic here he's Coming out he's coming out with the Phrases that i probably couldn't pull You can tell why he's a songwriter That's beautiful And then of course he pulled the all by The way this is the third single off the Album but he then pulled the ultimate Move and texted her and said listen Summer My wife and i are going to have us if we Have a son we want to name it
[56:00]Summer is that okay with you what What His texts are terrible and edible meat Is clearly a terrible human But i will say in his defense none of us Would want our text messages leaked Not during the day okay never none of us Would want that i'm gonna read sorry i'm Gonna read the text between aaron and i Ready oh it's zero oh no First of all he sent me this shirt i Make the thx sound When i come of course yeah okay So this doesn't look so good when you Put it in writing you too now that i'm Seeing it in writing here and i'm And then i wrote christ i just laughed In public I can't stop thinking about this shirt 8 13 pm by the way this is not like late At night Holy and then i texted him back a Receipt from my email I just bought one lol and i can't wait To wear it in Vegas See i'm thinking about you guys
[57:00]Please bring this up on the podcast and Aaron writes back i am so excited and Then i sent him something from george Clinton on tiktok and he said that's Fucking rad So i i'm happy to have my text messages That's our life we have I will say also it seemed like a big Deal when kanye put adam levine on A track it was such a heat check it was Like I'm such a cool rapper and i make such Cool songs that i can put this dork from Maroon 5 on my song and it's going to be Awesome Yeah it was and then turns out it was It turns out he's pretty fucking cool Actually it was our generation's Mccartney and michael jackson and i Don't know whether that Yeah The girl is my ass jiggles i might have To see That booty mine i'd buy the steak Dinner And whisper sweet nothing's doing mine Listen this joke is going to keep going It's so good At least adam levine never texted about Wanting that mommy's milk right rob I want to buy that mommy milk a Steak dinner please Oh my god
[58:00]Vincent pricey loves that conrad murray Bit Excuse me dr conrad murray i didn't go To four years of fake medical school for Nothing All right let's get into the third Song on the album Touch the sky Featuring lupe fiasco This is the most chicago song on the Record Is this the curtis mayfield sample right Here Gucci with the shit he does take these Amazing songs and puts beats on and put Sounds on it that it's amazingly Musically i i don't know if like we've Talked before about these bands that you Know sample i don't know if everything He does just samples amazing songs and Like i had a hard time kind of Justifying in my head Is he awesome or is he just picking Amazing songs and making them like Amping them up just a little bit to make Them even more awesome But the samples on this are just bananas Good right What i thought was interesting is that When i was listening to this i think A lot of his recent controversy There's obviously some shreds of this When he says i couldn't work the locks
[59:00]Only in hsm i wouldn't want locks so I thought that was interesting I i will say too i think If it was as easy as just taking a good Song And putting beats on it and that would Make a hit you would have Way more people be able to i'm not saying It's easy he's Clearly got an ear for doing something Unbelievable out there and he's on his Own level with it because it I've said it before with these albums These are some of my favorite albums We've listened to and like you listen to This and if you go and listen to like The eagles next week Like musically they're just not even the Same type of thing right they're in this Like completely different Universes oh oh One thousand percent i mean i to go from This album to listen to Hotel california for next week i was Like oh it was like whiplash but it was The only one i could show at work that I was listening to so my work People are like god this guy loves the Fucking eagles man People are like oh i like that one i hate the fucking eagles Man In that video kanye dressed up like
[1:00:00]Evil knievel And was sued by evil yeah that's right Yeah And it was settled when knievel met Kanye and said oh he's actually quite a Gentleman but it brings me to this idea Why are there no longer daredevils like Why don't we just have like why isn't There an evil knievel anymore like Jumping shit over shit and doing shit i Mean a daredevil now is like David blaine right he's like i'm gonna Be in ice for a while and it's like no We want to see your ass jump some semi Semis dude Not magic i think it's it's rough times For all the daredevil kinks out here or There i mean Yeah we want to see like you text Like your partner on your normal Phone and not hide it and see how That's daredeviling right if you're Texting some woman and you're like i Want to buy your ass a steak dinner and You just don't delete the message That's a modern day-to-day-to-day Is when you text a woman like i want to Buy your ass a mcchicken or something Just see what happens yeah trust me it's It does not work I think this guy is such a good Track russell brought up a great one
[1:01:00]Like that's like this is so indicative of This album the samples on it His ear for things it's like just so Triumphant and if you know like where he Was at in his career After you know his first album the College dropout popped off so much This is just like a victory lap and Like to me I almost wish his career would have Ended here with this album but i Think touch the sky is is really Indicative of just what this album is Really about well and one thing about This song is this is lupe fiasco's what they Said there's this big breakthrough now I've never heard of lupe fiasco so i'm Not sure how big the breakthrough was But listen to this verse Kick push This verse hell yeah Plus he's rapping about the thundercats Let's love it down like river on the Serve bottle shaped body like mrs Butterworth We know the syrup here and he keeps Talking about wine to try this stuff Aaron it's dangerous don't do it You'll know this better than me but like Kanye always brings In all these artists on his albums i Think my beautiful dark twisted fantasy Like some of the best
[1:02:00]Parts of that album were bringing in Like these guest artists to do a verse Here and there they just kill it absolutely Yeah there's so many great guest spots On here Yeah i mean he was great at that Because he probably wasn't A good enough rapper to put enough Verses together for his own album so he Brought on On guest stars as well and you know his Whole career was Was producing music before this was Producing music for really good stars as Well I did want to say adam levine should Have stuck to the plan here on this Album And told that woman that she had a Body like mrs butterworth i think that's The height of romance right there Oh that's it right that's it my favorite I forgot my my second favorite moment on The album Until cam shows up is when lupe says i'm Gonna end my verse right where the horns Are like Oh it's so good how do you fucking do That It's so fucking good when he says he's Keeping a victory lap man they're young And they're just like In the first pair of steps and my best Phone call i'm gonna put in the Background right now i represent the First Now let me get my verse right where the Horns are like Oh i gotta testify you're hearing that In the background right now
[1:03:00]Oh and it sounds so good yes next up we Have gold digger the song that made That made everyone in 2005 really Think about when they were singing out Loud with a song what are you gonna do Listen to this We've got jamie foxx in the background Our generation Also i think it's the song that made Rob's wife the doctor think about why She didn't get a prenup She said she wants a post i don't know What that is but She's good she's writing something up That says the post stop that can't be Good I believe this is produced by john brian Didn't aaron didn't you do a list on John brian a few weeks back yeah it Did yeah john brian's all over the South the same guy russell yeah exactly I can relate to where he says i gotta Take all these kids To show time and then they're all gonna Bring their friends and i gotta deal with Them too i was like damn kanye you and i We're in the same boat man it's the same Thing where it's like oh we'll take the Kids to the diner that won't be expensive Oh they're each going to bring a friend Okay now we're paying 160 dollars to go
[1:04:00]Have brunch at the diner it's an Absolute disaster kids friends are the Worst these are so much easier to deal With to do when it's just their parents It's just you and your kid like as soon As you're getting around their friends Then it's just like stress Do you ever think though rob do you ever Think like kids think that friends Parents are the worst too like they Don't want to be around you like it's Awkward being around your friends Parents as a kid like you think they're The worst they think you're the worst no Russell i you know what i've done to do That this is how i kind of have bonded With anyone The friend and i just make fun of my kid We just burn on my kid the whole time Now my friend and i have bonded We're good to go it's great and then When it's my kid and my wife the kid and I both make fun of jenny like we're all Making fun of each other except they Never make fun of me don't ever make fun Of me and it's not a big deal if they do Because i take criticism pretty well It's not a big deal certainly Certainly didn't get a text from russell This week about how i'm doing the Gambling that sent me into a spiral Thinking about how we're setting it up Not a big deal to me Or dance Let's get one
[1:05:00]I love the skits on this one no they're Nice one thing is that they're nice and Short we can't afford gas thanks brandon I've seen a lot of stickers that make That point that's a great point You never know homie let me see god this Is so good Such an artifact of the early 2000s These two like that's like lupe and Paul wall like i don't know what paul Wall's doing now lupe still does every Now and again but Like they were just you know they were Superstars for a minute in the early 2000s and He does he takes his people puts them on His albums they do like one or two more Things when you never hear of them and Don't even bother he's just a hit maker Dog it's amazing Yeah i i i there is something powerful Right about a song that's just about Driving around in a car because i think Everybody has that memory where you're Just with friends You have nothing to do you're just Driving around to see what's going on Like you just it's such a
[1:06:00]Everybody can relate to that of like the Day i mean i just want you to imagine Right now It's saturday You don't have anything planned That's it that's what you have to Imagine like that is my dream come true That i have a saturday where i'm not Going to some apple orchard Somewhere i'm not doing jack shit i'm Not going to go see some kids in a play Doing this stuff i am just going to do Nothing you know what i'm gonna do i'm Gonna hang out with my friends and Drive around in a car that sounds like The ultimate weekend of the year by the Way marriage is going fine don't worry About me unless your high school Girlfriend broke up with you then you're Not driving slow He does listen he listens to all of them This guy gets it Speaking of paul wall let's listen to His verse right here right are we going To listen to the disco ball one The mailbox poking wide on the candy Leg trunk open screens I had to look to see what the term trunk Waving meant And what it was is that basically they Would just leave their trunks a little Bit unlatched and then when the music Was really blasting you would see it
[1:07:00]Bouncing up and down and i was like damn And i know we've talked about it before I was one of those guys i wanted to let Those alpines blast in my car So bad and as soon as i like looked into It at all i was like oh no I can't afford this and i have no idea What i'm doing with it paul wall one of Those rappers i've never i I don't know how many solo albums or Mixtapes he he has i've never listened To any of his salons anytime he shows up On a track i'm like yes it's paul wall And you're gonna enjoy it if he's on the Track you're gonna love it So this one is one of the few songs on Here or the only songs on here with Kanye does none of the vocals this is All common over a gil scott heron Song So is this the same beat or track for Homecoming two or not It sounds exactly the same doesn't it It would make sense of the home hey Man can you see if there's is there any Gil scott heron on the list I doubt it right i don't know but it
[1:08:00]Just sounds so good He did more spoken word right then he Was sort of in between jazz a poet yeah Wait are you talking about homecoming by Jay cole No because he does sample that song Oddly enough Well that's weird but no it is a Different sample than homecoming by Kanye it's similar though it is different Not on the list rob not at least that's Too bad are you talking about a Homecoming wrestle where i took a girl To dance once in high school And the girl was extraordinarily hot She was very good looking she was one of She was one of these kids that i was Always nice to her in middle school she Had a major rat tail just the biggest Rat tail you've ever seen on somebody And you know what i was still nice i Thought i thought this is what we were Talking about homecoming is it anytime Rob Is out of town what's he doing Phq Rob you weren't like one of those creepy
[1:09:00]College students that was like going to Homecoming with like high school juniors Or anything were you No No No i did the very cool thing where i Dated a girl from high school to college Which is like bringing a beer to the bar There's beer at the bar Like you don't you should not bring a Beer to the bar it's not going to be as Good as the beer at the bar don't do it So our season tickets in iowa state are In the section next to where they just Move the student section so the students Are next to us there's a big plexiglass Wall to keep them out They're like caged animals but at the First game i saw this guy standing behind His girl in like prom pose and i just Wanted to go Over the guy and be like dude go back to Go back to fort dodge it's not going to Work out like Just don't guys don't go through the Breakup it's it's fine all right crack Music I gotta admit how we stop the black Panthers I do love this kind of conspiracy kanye I think it's a little peek into where We're going here but
[1:10:00]He's talking about you know what that Kind of gives you that The government putting crack into the Ghetto to cause all these problems and Cause this systemic racism there's a Few different lines on this album they Definitely stick out when you listen to It now Yeah totally it's like you see it Through a whole different lens Next up another hey i'm not the only Guy to sample bill withers today this is Rosie by bill withers roses But can i please give her these flowers The doctor don't want to take i don't Know what kind of mallet instrument that Is or whatever that's a sample from or Whatever they're using but there's just All these little musical things that I really enjoy it I do a john bryant song yeah if you Listen if you watch punch drunk a lot Then you hear that sound all over it I think i enjoy kanye's rapping Because i can hear it again it's this Crystal clear thing i'm obsessed with I can hear every word he says i can Understand what he's saying i don't Need to look at the lyrics to see what's Going on
[1:11:00]Like you're you're listening to the song You know exactly what he's talking about The grandma's in the hospital he shows Up everybody wants his autograph he's Like what the fuck is going on here like It's I love it matt you've talked before about Not loving kanye's as a rapper what do You think of this album is this any Different from for you from the Other two we've listened to so far No and i'll give you the You know there's a little bit of an Early Take from the most exciting part of this Podcast which is the rating system at The end You know we heard kendrick two episodes Ago I don't know was it two three episodes Ago sure and then to come to that you Put a kendrick track on And you put any kanye track on i don't Care what one it is And you're gonna be like that guy is Junior varsity from a rapping standpoint You know just from a but not from Musicality and not from lyrics right but Just from a straight up Rapping standpoint you can understand Why jay-z and all these guys are like Nah man just Stay behind the scenes just keep writing Keep making the beats You're not a rapper you can understand i
[1:12:00]Can understand maybe other people can't But i certainly think he's jv when it Comes to Rapping skills yeah and you know What happens if you go further down the Alphabet you get to jay-z I mean it's jv to I mean you go jdw jx You go to jw first right there Bring me down I don't bring any Taking on the haters here Guys it's just like a cordial it's Featuring brandy Yo you guys want me like Brandy's first album Underrated you guys want to have a nice Saturday morning put on brandy's first Album that knocks i thought this was the One of the Best songs ever brandy's talented she's A great singer i thought this is one of The weaker parts of the album Yeah i skipped this track i like this Track enough but i like brandy on it but Yeah the middle of this album lags a Little bit I gotta say though that is a song he Wrote to his haters
[1:13:00]If you guys had a hater like what would You say to them life's too short get Over it What if they're saying too short that's What your haters are saying like in the First place Rosie what would you say to your haters I'd say thank you for giving me the The fuel that i needed like you know Those people who like make it to the top Like i just want to thank my haters First because that's what yeah i mean I'd say like if you i don't know i'd say Don't waste your time Those people usually think to thank the Lord first for giving you yeah first the Lord and then thanking the Haters for doubting them No if i i combine it i'd be like i want To say to the lord i know you're a hater Fuck you i made it to the top I'm number one god you're number two i'm Number one baby By the way i'm going to a doctor's appointment Appointment tomorrow i hope everything's Fine Yeah what do you think andy What would you say to your haters out There i would probably say you know i Turn the other cheek i would say thank You and here's a great podcast Recommendation it's called beck did it Better i think you'd love it The worst thing you could do to your Haters
[1:14:00]I would say to my haters i'm sorry For waking you up i'm so sorry i tried To come to bed so quiet you woke up That's that's unfortunate i'm sorry For rolling over in bed All right guys I know some people are addicted to what The dick did but here's a song called the Diction Isn't this about what the dick did why Everything is supposed to be bad make Me this is like Like the entire yeezus album was first Off of this trip Man i tried to stop man am i wrong that That's not god it sucks It does it's a dud i wrote down it's a Dot in the middle of the album It's unique it's different honestly if You put it on a lot of albums you'd Probably say this is one of the better Songs on the album but this doesn't even Compare on this it's do you it's a simple Song it's like eddie james my funny Valentine which is a Quite a famous song and if you went back In time and told that to james that That's what was going to be done with This song She'd probably take everything not great No This song is like the equivalent of a Wet look in terms of kinks like it's
[1:15:00]Just Not that exciting at all right no But well yeah it's like And we're not going to shame those People anymore no because you listen to The song earlier we don't shame I will say i think it's very funny That you would have a time machine and Just go back and be like hey anna james Listen to this and she's like what the You just got out of a time machine This is what you brought me yes that's What you're looking for And it's like you get back in and they're Like oh no i dropped my I dropped my sports almanac oh well i'm Sure that won't cause any long-term Effects I'm heading back i do like this Because at the end he Kanye there is a little skit it's it's Hard to understand but kanye is asking His girlfriend for a threesome And i was just saying rosie if you were Going to ask your wife to be in a Threesome what do you how do you think You would approach that like what would You say You got to identify which rosie you're Talking about yeah That was a trick i was going to see Maybe the good get both of them to say Something
[1:16:00]I i my wife listens to this podcast Like you wouldn't like i think you just Have to approach it from like a Scientific Problem like rick rob evan you said like There's a scientific Problem i'm going to get hurt if i don't Do this right i think i'd say like listen There's this guy at work and he isn't Roy Yeah it's roy he wants to come over and Play video games And occasionally deep you while i watch I think and I think that's okay we're not describing A threesome Yeah that's it we might need to get a Little rosy off we might have a I don't think so performance going on That's the wrong i did see a Tick tock and i'm going to try to do This where somebody was walking through The grocery store with their wife and They put a pineapple in their cart Upside down Okay and i've seen a big nod from rosie Because he knows that is the International sign for swingers and Upside down pineapple So next time you're in the grocery store With your wife put a pineapple upside Down in the cart Anyone that comes up to you know
[1:17:00]That they're down to swing Okay that's not true it's not true I think it's all like it's an online Thing if you spend a lot of time online You've seen this somewhere it's like You know people say this and i don't know I don't think it's a real thing yeah Aaron wait until next week's kink Segment you're going to learn something Pretty interesting about upside down Pineapples Let's get two got no clothes Ain't got no cars ain't got no holes I gotta say guys i I this i do enjoy this song I was worried about this one because i Thought this was just out of this world Good i loved it I could listen to this over and I was worried you guys weren't going to Like it i was going to feel bad Like this is where his sound is going on The next house too right The lyrics where he's talking about i Mean to be talking about blood diamonds And he says over here it's the drug Trade we die from drugs Over there they die from what we buy
[1:18:00]From drugs like you realize like it's Just Misery stacked on top of misery stacked On top of misery You know unless you're like a white male In the united states unfortunately i Think kanye has some thoughts about that Now too so I thought my jesus is so good and then Jay-z comes on and where kanye comes up And says listen conflict diamonds guys It's a real deal we got to think about Where we're spending money Jay-z's like i'm so cool check this Out he's like i'm the man like The chain remains the gang is intact That beat is awesome too the pressure's On but guess who ain't gonna crack Pardon me Yeah I had to get off the bus i want to get The part where he's a businessman this ain't no I mean you could say the eagles are Closer to bob newhart than they are to This right yes right I mean yeah like you get the greatest Rapper of all time the job Just drop it and do that so you talking About the rocket gibraltar and all this
[1:19:00]It's it's crazy and that of course is Jay-z's Famous line where he says i'm not a Businessman I'm a business man which is So good it's so good but it also long Like a generation of dudes who put that In their away message On their facebook quote and then later On decided that they want like the Jordan did they like they watched wolf of Wall street and got the entire wrong Message about it like You can see the seeds of like what Kanye did to pop culture and it just Sucks in some regard Guys mindset grind set we gotta get out There we gotta get on our grind we're Gonna end up like jay-z Rise and grind we major with nas The right first line this is good man The horns at the top are so cool just Like a little Whether they're just like in your face Like touch this guy around here where They're a little bit more Comfortable at the studio console and And there's these chimes like who's ever Made better use of chimes In a top 500 album than this guy right
[1:20:00]Guys skit three i love i just love this Joke at the end all those christmases When your mama walk in the room and Pretend she was the tree Remember that it's so good it's so Good that it's like We had so little money that mom just Pretended to be a tree i think it's so Great that's pretty clever celebration Wait you missed hey mama Well i'm sure that's not an important Track for what we have planned today hey Mama This of course guys now think about this He debuted this song on oprah with his Mom in the crowd i just want you to be Proud of me that is a baller move Out of mind i've been a little child Man sometimes i think about that when i Think about my mom's experience with me Which is a she was a special guest on This podcast B not even a real episode the best of B When i graduated i wore leopard skin Underwear under my robe and my friends And i all bought these leopard skin Bikinis and so here i am 18 years old Having graduated from high school and
[1:21:00]I'm out back with an open robe taking Photo shots like this of just my junk in This leopard skin bikini and i'm sure my Mom left and was like I love my son i'm so proud this is great I just want you to be proud you're lucky To be on a podcast with two dudes over The same time so yeah in honor of aaron And i sharing a mother and hey mama Which is an outstanding track by kanye I we i know we're flying through this Episode we're trying to make time here But do we have time that i can do a list Real quick Wait what a list a guest list One with aaron's mom you thought you Would make a list I didn't it just places the card pretty Presumptuous I'm just realizing that all my list Sound clips are on a different Where is my Russell's list Did i delete the list sound clip You keep looking i'd finish up my rolling Going real quick yes please So leo and i are sitting in the
[1:22:00]Traffic right and so right up next to us Pulls this old beater of a truck probably When you find out in iowa And it's got B l m and big letters going right Right down the Sure the window right All right Bang local milfs So then leo asked me what's a milf yeah So i had to try to So many layers local mills are taking Over because i see so many ads on some Sites i go to where they're in my area And they kind of want to meet me I didn't know they were driving around a Truck that makes it so much easier They're advertising yeah we're going to Get advertising on trucks Is this it yeah Yes All right so we've got a we've got a Guest list today rob let's start it off With
[1:23:00]The this is songs about mothers so Because aaron and i share a mother There's a wonderful track about moms Called hey mama I know rob made that clear That you guys share a mother i think he Put it a bit differently earlier this Podcast by the way i have some thing Searches about sharing moms too if you Guys all It's in my next segment all right so The first track on this list is a song Called mama by a band called yam house And it's a fun little track But the reason that i wanted the Reason that i wanted to include this is Not only because it's a song that i Really like But this band is also from hudson Wisconsin and i don't know if anybody Else on this call has ever been a Degenerate in their early 20s In living in minneapolis minnesota but if You were Hudson wisconsin is notable because on Sundays if you want a day drink all day And you don't have any beer from the Night before It used to be that you had to go over to Hudson on sunday To buy beer to to drink because they Didn't sell it in minneapolis so i spent A little bit of time in hudson Back in my early 20s trying to get here To to drink for nfl Nfl games from there as well and in the
[1:24:00]Backyard Oh you jammed out nice oh nice A few artists that we've heard on the On the back to the better list before I'm sorry Oh i like this song you always tend to Take the place i love the ideas that Matt would meet a milf And he's like where are you from and She's like i'm from way out in the Suburbs and he's like It's not local That's too far away andy i'm with you This might have to be deleted but Hudson wisconsin was also the place where A single guy could go get a beer for a Date when the whole world shut down in The state of minnesota Said nothing So i may or may not have done the 45 Minute drive for a date in hudson Wisconsin When the only other option for a date Would have been Black's casino the casino was the only Other place you could go at that point Hey do you want to go to the casino or Hudson wisconsin Actually i don't think this is going to Work out click Rob to be fair i did both of the options
[1:25:00]And neither of them worked out very well So our second song is a wonderful song About abstinence and Abstinence education called mama told me Not to come And the reason that i Included this song Is because the original Not the original artist but the Original writer of the song who then Recorded this version Is randy newman and i don't know if He wrote this yes he did at one time i Actually had a Voicemail on my phone from the packard Head coach did you guys know that Well i know yeah so i had a voice call On my phone from packard's head coach Nanny from st paul and it just said i love Randy newman Exactly right so maybe st paul Called me on eric's phone one time he Left a voicemail that just said i love Randy newman so i had to include the Randy newman song Now gotta do it for manny he's probably Listening in the shower not only is that Song about abstinence education it's Also actually about A guy who moves to la and he goes to These parties and he can't handle it and He thinks my mom told me not to come to
[1:26:00]These parties And the reason that's notable for me Is that when i was when i was Young i was in like fifth or sixth grade And i was at a baseball game and i was Stepping up to bat and i look i was a Lefty so i looked off into the distance And i see my brother You're not gonna do this in the woods Behind the baseball Behind the baseball field because him And his best friend had gotten into his Best friend's dad's liquor cabinet Allegedly And he made it to my baseball game The next morning but right behind our Mother Aaron was puking off in the woods because He couldn't handle Oh no embarrassing Can you just imagine aaron if wallace Was at a game puking his brains out and You were right there It was the peppermint schnapps but i Made it i was at the game I was there on peppermint schnapps yeah All right i gotta give it to you there Peppermint schnapps is so good So the next one really doesn't happen It's just far and away the greatest song
[1:27:00]About moms ever written and it's mama Tried by merle haggard Anybody else has any Stories about this This particular song i don't know if They've tattooed it on themselves at All but It's a great song we don't we don't do a Lot of country on this On this podcast andy are you a country Guy do you ever like are you disappointed That we haven't done more country albums When you listen or not So a couple things i do enjoy the Country music i like this country music A lot like You know everybody like says they love Outlaw country and old country so i do Love that like early night you know Late 80s early 90s country like my Grandparents always had that they were Big music fans but they had that on in The car they were from small town Iowa So we went out there and then you know Similar to you russell i've had to do a Lot of things in my life having you Know i got married a little later in Life i was i think 35 And so you know being on a lot of dates In my life and going through the Russell just plays a lot i've had to do Things to kind of you know be in the Dating pool and one of them is like Country music so i've been to country Music shows Yes yeah you know pretend to like
[1:28:00]Florida georgia line and shit like that So Like i can't i can't imagine like you can Be out in the des moines dating scene Talking about the new kanye album and Hope it's going to go well that night Right Listen some of us go to country shows Some of us go to cirque de soleil it's All the same when you get down to it you Know what i mean But i do think if you're interested i Would listen two weeks from now i have A great kink segment that's called Mama tide It's a whole Then merle haggard song though that is That's yeah hands down there's not a Better The greatest of all time and so the Final song on the list So you know so this artist i Actually found recently i was on a Flight so Story about a flight and there was Someone in front of me who had a Barking dog and i there was it was going On Get the fuck off this board and so i Furiously googled Like best instrumental rock albums you Know so i could have something in my Noise cancelling Airpods no free ads youtube
[1:29:00]You fucking brothers you gotta be Fucking kidding me The entire time while i was reading a book on the This flight i didn't hear this fucking Barking dog The entire time this artist also has a Song called what mama said And it has the only words of the song Are What mama said and this is comparable The incredible Jeff beck so when it oh You know i'm wondering when it comes to Drowning Oh this is a jam and songs about Mothers Who did it better beck Did it yeah he did it he fucking did it He actually listens to the music part That is sad and pathetic To 10 000 hours of this So quintessential rosy list of like the Fucking Shit you've never heard of that was a Great list Break it up youtube a great list to Honor your mom i'm sure she'll be Very pleased where you're at in life
[1:30:00]This is what you decided to do on your Free or weekend right i can't hey rosie Or Little rosie take your earphones out Just a second we're gonna talk here we Go there we go you have to really here we Go Aaron is he always that hyper Gets excited about things he's always That jazzed up like can you imagine what Happens if he gets Caffeine in him or something or like a Couple too many pixie sticks listen Little rosie doesn't need an alarm clock His passion wakes him up his passion Oh you fucking flew through that Was awesome i know man That's a great list i can't believe he Busted y'all like that all right rosie Come on i know and he called me right out God damn I also went to a voice lesson that Morning before i went to the Baseball game i made it through my voice Lesson without yakking and then i threw Up in the baseball game Put it right out there on maine jesus and Peppermint schnapps is the worst too Because when you barf it's just like Brushing your teeth again in reverse Yeah like you Forget about it it's the same exact thing
[1:31:00]Let's get four there is a imposter among Us all right enough of this All right gone Featuring consequence and Cam kill a cam And motherfucking otis redding sample Yes the otis sample Told him Uh-oh so is this the closer i don't know I think it is right It is for today I mean in my mind this was the closer i Thought it was a fantastic end to an Album matt you're the structure guy i know you've Like Good openings good endings for me this Is a killer ending This is a good song Aaron loved the raw dog when will he Burn I know he had to let it burn that is Actually Yeah he had to learn four different Sites aaron loved the raw dog when will
[1:32:00]He learn I know who the hell is he talking about i Don't know yes so i think off the Top of my head if i can remember i'm Pretty sure and this is just purely Speculation but I won't read what going raw dog is Because that's in my head Aaron spears who is usher's tour drummer Supposedly and again just ripping Here On an std while on the way well While on tour with usher which made Him give the pun to the extra song let It burn So yes hey and he also mentioned the Gold digger yes Look we we we has been told to us that There are a number of kids that listen To this podcast like while they're Driving in the van like could you maybe Just help them out like because they're Probably wondering what raw dog Could you please yeah but you know we Can't the four of us can't say it so You're the guest you can probably tell Them but you can say no but when i used One of the The sources that i used to make sure They were saying aaron loved the raw dog Was the website genius which explains
[1:33:00]Song lyrics Crowdsource and it says again this is Genius not me Not me it says going rough dog means Having unprotected sex so for kids Listening out there I believe the first time that the phrase Raw dog Came up on this podcast was after i went Out on the date with the pregnant lady And rob encouraged me to Continue pursuing it because there Would be no consequences for Raw dogging if you will she's not going To be like oh i have twins and one is Slightly younger i mean it's good We're making a lot of jokes but if There are kids listening it's important To know that if you are going to raw dog Make sure she's pregnant so that's the Safest way to do Listen to the orchestra at the End of this is actually kanye Rapping with an orchestra there's a Video of it on youtube oh yeah ahead of His time some time years out I'm ahead of my time Sometimes years out so the powers that Be won't let me get my ideas out and That make me want to get my advance out
[1:34:00]And move to oklahoma and just live in My aunt's house okay so again that kind Of sounds good there at the end romance Oh there he wanted to move to oklahoma There it is there's four everybody's a Favorite part of the show it's the Patented and popular rating system Where's the rating system ah here it is Right here I found it and now it's time for Everybody's favorite part of the show The patented and very popular beck did It better Rating system oh yeah All right this album a late registration Is coming in at 117. That means According to rolling stone magazine there Are 116 albums Which are better than kanye west Late registration now of course this Podcast is not about the albums we Couldn't care less about the music This podcast is about the list okay we Love the list we think rolling stone You did a great job with the list it's Perfect if you think that's true for
[1:35:00]This song If you think this is slotted in Perfectly This is a rolling well toned okay If you think that this List is a huge mistake this is a Rolling grown or if you think this album Should have been higher up it should Have been Way up there okay that is a rolling raw Dog Bone so what do you think rolling grown One well toned or rolling raw dog Bone what do you think russell my Opinion of kanye west Kanye's music has to be completely Separated from who he is as a person Especially in in recent years and Especially in the last few weeks but If i'm just going to look at the album i Love the album to me all of kanye's Albums so far Have just blown away a lot of what we've We've listened to and i've We were talking about it earlier i'm Having a hard time kind of separating Like if he didn't have these amazing Samples to work with what would his Music sound like and maybe those are Some of the later ones i don't I don't know his music as well but for Me all these kanye albums are rolling
[1:36:00]Grown rolling boned it should be higher On the list i'll come back and listen to This over and over again All right andy what do you think rolling Well toned rolling bone or rolling Grown yeah i think i don't know kanye West late registration it's 117 on the List Came out in 2005. Andy please We're running long on time please speed This up rolling well toned rolling bone Or rolling i've never gotten this far in An episode so this is all brand new to Me so i appreciate that i appreciate the Explanation that hurts because it's real Even though it's super easy to understand So i don't know why the long Explanation but i think i don't know i'd Have to say i i would have to say that It's probably rolling bone it's close to Rolling well tone but i just think That you know kanye was such a you Know his music was such a pinnacle this Time he put so many artists up he was So influential in terms of just how he Listened to pop music and how he turned It into his own thing so i Think it you know i think it could be a
[1:37:00]Little bit higher on the list i'm gonna Give it a rolling bone Rosie aaron what do you think rolling Well toned rolling bone or rolling grown Kanye west late registry shown Yeah week to be talking about kanye Not i probably someday when they redo These lists they're gonna leave him off Entirely For me anytime i hear this album i Get stoked i love it and like this is a Like god damn it i've i've i've given up Ignition remix like i can't give up like That's there's some music i'm not ready To give up it's true it's that's a great And i you know that's my that's my Badge to wear i guess so i love this Album and so for me i i think it's go Ahead rob No no go ahead i'm sorry so for Me i think it's right where it should be It's rolling well toned it's the it's You know it's the best rap album of the Year it came out and it's It's a almost a perfect rap album but That's part of it too right is that we We can't put r kelly And kanye west on the same plane right
[1:38:00]Like that's not that's not the same Right no right yeah we let's We don't let's not go here let's just Move it along top of that remix is so Good it's such a good song god damn it But i don't want to do it anymore you're Just peeing on their tanks here us geez Rolling Rolling grown or rolling well i got No one's to stay in rookie mistake man What do you think first of all so that Magic mike 69 doesn't call up and Correct us because he's always calling And correcting us Please don't mac died in 2008 this album Came out 2005. So bernie mack was around they didn't Bring i know that because i just watched Oceans 13 again And that came out in 2007 and he was in It and so then i had to go check when You were talking earlier but I couldn't get a word in edgewise over Little rosie because he just doesn't Stop talking because he's very hyper i Like it so so rude that he talked a lot So much and interrupts i just can't Stand it he's not here right now but He's gonna listen to this later what a Fucking prick this guy is
[1:39:00]He little rosie had a great Take when he said that this Album was very introspective a lot of Things that Kanye was kind of looking back on what He was talking about himself But i just still cannot get over his Rapping i cannot I to russell's point i mean musicality It's awesome i think it's great i don't i Don't want to know what kanye Would do without the samples i want to Know who What these albums would sound like with Somebody who's a better rapper than Kanye that's what i want to know that That would be my if i could Jumble around the world and figure it Out that's what i would try to do but You know it's not going to happen so This is the third kanye album at 117 That's too many kanye albums in the top 117 for me so i'm going to say that it's Rolling Grown should be lower down the list folks Unfortunately even with an extra Contestant today you guys are all still Incorrect I listened to this part of the podcast
[1:40:00]this album gets a rolling separation because separation yeah it's a separation because what are we going to do with this what are we going to do with kanye because we have known this is that we we have always known kanye's on the edge right we have always known he is basically having a mental breakdown and what if that happens what if he comes out in in a week and says i i am going to rehab i had a huge mental breakdown is it still are we still going to not listen to the music anymore are we still going to talk about this or are we going to talk him like somebody who's gone to rehab and come back right like i think you can completely separate them you can completely like to your point you can come i haven't said anything about this and i wasn't it was good you completely separate them right like you got the music you got the person the person to me i'm going to try to stay a little bit above it i think and just say that he's seriously got something going on right and something's going to happen eventually and we just have to admit that it's not
[1:41:00]like he's i mean i don't know something's going on something's going to happen to your point rob in a week in a year and a couple years something like that and you just have to understand that he's not mentally all there right now i don't think that's that's the way i take it and i don't think it's his fault we have these things coming all the time right where people have mental breakdowns or something's going on in their life and you know i think you have to kind of feel sorry for him a little bit and be a little bit yeah you know take it with a grain of salt and say look man something's going on and how does he get help and i don't think he's going to get help you get too many yes people around you to get the help that you need sometimes until you absolutely need it so i don't know i think you're right rob i was wrong i i hope rolling separation rob's right i hope he does we can retract all this because then we can talk about him again before we talk about pearl jam and that's a win for me i just want to say thank you to all of you who are watching this video thank you so much for watching and i hope you have a great day thank you for watching and i hope you have a great day thank you for watching and i hope you
[1:42:00]have a great day thank you for watching and i hope you have a great day thank you for watching and i hope you have a great day thank you for watching and i hope you have a great day thank you for watching and i hope you have a great day thank you for watching and i hope you have a great day thank you for watching and i hope you have a great day thank you for watching and i hope you have a great day thank you for watching and i hope you have a great day thank you for watching and i hope you have a great day and they had to cross back in to the country. [102:23] The problem was they had drank some of the water down there and they were not feeling well. [102:27] Joe Walsh throwing up, Don Henley, green in the back seat. [102:30] They pulled up to the border station crossing and the guard looks in and said, the guard looked in and they said, how was it? [102:39] What are you guys? [102:41] Like everybody looks so sick on this tour bus. [102:42] What, who are you guys? [102:44] And Joe Walsh said, well, we're the ill Eagles. [102:48] And the guy goes, okay, I need to say everybody to step out. [102:51] And they were detained for weeks at the border. [102:52] There's they're illegal Eagles. [102:55] But don't worry. [102:57] The Eagles are quite talented. [102:59] I didn't know that Randall Cunningham. [103:01] Motherfucker. [103:05] That's my joke for next week. [103:06] God damn it. [103:07] All right. [103:19] For you, Jack did it better. [103:22] Did it better. [103:23] So you guys heard earlier. [103:24] Jay-Z said, I'm not a businessman. [103:26] I'm a businessman. [103:27] Well, for me, I'm not a wet look, man. [103:30] I'm a wet look. [103:31] Local milf, man. [103:33] Somehow Kanye was the least problematic part of this episode. [103:43] Yeah, that's how we do it. [103:45] That's that's how you take care of those things. [103:48] You know,
[1:43:00]that's how you take care of those things. [103:48] You know, that's how you take care of those things. [103:49] It's time to say goodbye. [103:50] It's time to say goodbye. [103:52] Oh, man. [103:55] Oh. [104:18], man.
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