Frank Ocean: channel Orange (2012)

[00:00]In 2020, four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums as decided by Rolling Stone magazine. This resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music, excoriated the order, and led us to making this podcast. We are far from experts, so we promise to do almost no research. All opinions are our own, unless you disagree. Please sit back and enjoy. Beck did it better. We are all the way up to album 148. I love Octopus. No. Octomom. Octomoms. I love Octomoms to be ate. Yes, nailed it. Do you even know what she looks like, Rob? Do I know what Nadia Suleiman looks like? Yeah, I think so. Do you know her name? No. Of course I do. Oh, no. And of course, we're talking about Channel Orange. Okay, lowercase C, capital O, by Frank Ocean. Okay, well, wait a minute. No, it's supposed to be pronounced like this. It's Channel Orange by Frank Ocean. I was trying to do a cake by the ocean and I lost it. It sounded like a robot. Oh, my God. This Channel Orange by Frank Ocean.

[01:01]Anyway, there's something there. Okay. It's very little. It's very small. Russell, have the lights gone out in your basement? What is going on? Are you talking right now, Rob? I don't even know what you're talking about. What if we just let Rob do the whole episode by himself? Let's just let him do it. I don't know what he's talking about. Okay, look at Russell's basement, guys. That doesn't concern you, what you see in that picture? Russell looks fine. Okay. Well, Rob, this is part of being a good roommate. When you set up a new spot downstairs, I'm purposely not setting it up in the other corner underneath the bedroom in case the roommate goes to sleep early. I'm being considerate. I'm being considerate by putting it over in this unlit area of the basement. Do you still call it the guest bedroom when she sleeps there? Or do you just call it the other bedroom? Anyway. Rob, I've got a cot out in the garage for the roommate. COVID test. What? I don't think we're doing that anymore. Yeah, you got to be outside two weeks. Sorry. All right. Let's get into the intro. Big CDC still says 14 days, right?

[02:01]If you've had an exposure, yeah. Mm-hmm. You pay for a cameo by Dr. Fauci being like, yes, your roommate, your girlfriend should stay outside for 14 days when she moves into your place. I got you this airplane ticket to Wuhan. You're going to have to stay outside. I know you've always wanted to put a pangolin of your own. Okay. Let's get into, let's turn on the radio. What's up, everybody? Welcome to KROB. K-R-O-B. Sometimes I just want to repeat jokes. So I'm going to. Oh, yeah. Sitting here before the Zoom. Trying to write jokes. But I want to redo a joke back a week or two. It's stuck in my head. How I once said that Reese's have panties. They are just the rap. I'll repeat that joke to you. It was funny before. We can just review and talk about that more. I know it's lazy to redo, but it's too good. So I just will redo it, redo it. You know that it's so hard.

[03:01]Whoa. Thinking of new jokes hurts my head. You know that we have come this far. Can we just repeat old ones instead? Like that joke about candy bars. How their wrappers are panties for them. This whole thing is so hard. I have to think of jokes till 2027. Oh, my God. When you want to hear about the greatest albums of all time. One of the most satisfying things that's ever happened because of this podcast is I got a text from Russell the other day. He said, Rob, your Reese's panty joke might be one of the best we've ever had on the podcast. It's not wrong. I know it's a good joke when we release an episode, we drop it Tuesday, and we immediately get texts from our friends of just different candy panties. Like different candies than panties. It's very, it's incredibly satisfying.

[04:01]I cannot tell you how much I love that. I think Barry from Bergfield said one. It was a lot of like, like a knockoff Reese's. It was like a mellow. I don't even know what it was. Do you guys know what that was? I couldn't believe it. I was like, I was like, does he have them? Cause it was like early Tuesday. I was like, does he just have them around? Did he go to the store and buy one for a joke? Like, could you go to the, Hey, I'll take a, yeah, I got 20 bucks out on three. And do you know which one of these candies have panties? No, no, not the Reese's. What about like the tissue paper in a burger basket? Are those panties? Oh. Oh, greasy panties. I thought about it, Aaron. And I didn't say it. I thought I was like, I was like, Oh, is there a snail trail joke to make here? I didn't do it. And all of a sudden you say greasy panties. Next time you're done with your burger and you're having to step back to the waiter and go, Oh yeah, you can take those greasy panties. Excuse me. Did you say patties? No. Oh no, panties.

[05:01]No, the, uh, the burger came out on a wrapper and, uh, those are the burgers panties. Oh, greasy. Oh, you also listened to Beck did it better. Like everybody's is the one thing we're known for. So how about this? How about this for a Beck did a better shirt? Cause I'm going to say right now, our shirt sales on our red bubble store lagging. Okay. They've topped out at three. Um, so surprising. What if we make a shirt that just has a picture of a Reese's with the thing? And it just says, Hey, you got chocolate, peanut butter in my panties. Anyway, let's get into, we, I got four guys here. Okay. Who want to talk about Frank Ocean? It's Frank Ocean. And, uh, channel orange. Okay. I've got Russell in Minnesota. Frankly, my podcast intros are so motherfucking good. I bet it makes you want to swab your motherfucking wood. Make me walk my motherfucking plank. Rob, why isn't this podcast making any motherfucking bank? Oh, Russell, that was your, your Frank Ocean. This is brilliant.

[06:00]I've gotten Matt in Minneapolis. Matt, how are you doing? Uh, good. I'm lost in the heat of it all. I'm lost in the thrill of it all. Ready to talk about Frank Ocean. Nice. Thanks for having me, Rob. I've got Aaron out in California. Now, Aaron, unfortunately has made a poor investment recently. He started a business where he's going to play a board game with processed meats. It's a famous board game, but it's made completely out of processed meats. And the problem is every time he calls somebody, it says spam risk and they won't pick up. That's the name of his business is spam risk is a terrible decision. I might even have a spam rolling going for you guys. Uh, don't believe us. Treat us like we can't erupt. Let's talk about Frank Ocean's channel orange. Do you guys ever play risk? Growing up, by the way, you went after our family where we were big risk families. We had famous fights over people breaking treaties. Yeah. I'm a big risk fan. I like taking Australia, New Zealand, and only getting two armies with every other role. A big risk. That was always my move was Australia. And I was like, this has never worked once.

[07:00]But I think this time, because if I get Asia, that's like nine armies a turn. That's great. Like I, that's what I need. Um, yeah, I played risk with my. And it would always end in us being very mad, breaking treaties, like just terrible, terrible stuff. Is there any board game that doesn't end in a fight with your cousins, right? Like that's not true cousins. If your board game doesn't end in a fight. Yeah. What, what board game is the nicest? I suppose it's, I was going to say, sorry, but it's right in the name. You got to say, sorry. It's very rude. Um, Hey, Rob, Rob. Yes. What? You know, that moment where, uh, your roommate comes home while you're doing a podcast in the basement. They start running a bunch of water. They start running a bunch of water upstairs and all of a sudden, all of you can do is stare at your audacity while the lines are going all over. You're like, Rob's going to have a hell of a time editing that. I'm not saying that's what's happening. I'm just saying. I've heard some people, I've heard some people say that nobody cares about audio fidelity anymore. So we'll see. Uh, let's get into our voicemail.

[08:00]We got one. Yes. So, okay. So we were, we had zero voicemails as of. Today at one o'clock and now we have one extra. So people 802-277-BEC. I don't need you to call. I got an extra voicemail for next week. Not worried about it. Okay. See you suckers. Do not need you. Got an extra voicemail. Every time you say that, every time you say that next week, uh, guys, uh, we need a voicemail so bad. Listen, listen, listen. We need some more voicemail. Listen. Hey, I've been on my knees in the slop with these pigs asking him to call. Not anymore. I'm going to rocket ship. We're out of here. There are people live streaming the Janet Jackson concert. I am at right now and I want to punch them. What is your required concert etiquette? What is your live stream? Come on. You can't live stream a show while you're there. That's bullshit. As that caller asked in a very normal way. What is your, what is your required concert etiquette? Okay. That's the part I don't get required concert etiquette. Does that mean it's required for everybody or is this a required concert?

[09:03]I will never, I'll never get this. I'll never get this quote, right? I'll never get it right. And maybe. Maybe my brother who's listening will be able to correct me, but we saw POS and POS has since been disgraced and is probably an asshole. POS too on Yahoo. Yeah. We saw POS pissed off Steph of the dune tree collective at the Guthrie. And I remember him stopping to talk and he said, thanks for letting us do a rap show at your Guthrie. And he, he gave a mini rant about, I don't need to take your picture because I was there and I shook your hand and just all about putting your phone away. And enjoying the moment. And you can't memorialize this and you might think that you can, but it's not going to be the same as just watching with your eyes, man. If you're at a concert and you're lucky enough to watch Janet Jackson do her thing, you have to just turn your brain on to its fullest and take as much of that in as you can. You cannot be using a device because you're going to miss it. So that's my requirement. Everybody you got to be in the moment and enjoy what you're doing.

[10:00]Has anybody ever watched a film? They took it a concert ever like, and then it was like, Oh, this is good. Like, no, I'll give you one thing. So this caller, I know who it is. And they were at a concert for, it was a JT concert and they were like on the front row of like a stage that came out. Right. And so the actual concert, what I think was up farther, but when JT would walk out, you know, come around, she took like a 10 second video of that. Right. I get that. Right. Like just, Oh, here he comes. I think getting a quick vote, quick video or a photo to, to remember how close you were. I think that, yeah, I get it. Just to say like, look, here's how close, you know, that kind of thing. That's great. But no, I was at the Boston Celtics game a couple of weeks ago and a guy behind me kept walking up the aisle and he was live streaming from behind one of the baskets to somebody, you know, uh, the Celtics game. And it's like, watch it on TV or something, you know, I don't know. So it's just, it's so distracting. And to your point, Rosie, it brings, you will never ever remember that or even think of like going back to it,

[11:05]you know, to see like, Oh, this song. Remember when they, when they played this song? Cause you can just listen to that song on so many different devices now that you're never going to listen to that video there. I would only videotape. I would only videotape the favorite, my favorite part of concerts, which is of course is the banter in between songs. I cannot get enough of it. Please talk a lot and don't play your music. Oh God. I love that so much. Please, please, please. Can you imagine filming that part of the shittiest part of concerts that everyone hates? It's like, shut up. Um, I'm going to say this, I think 10 seconds, I think you got 10 seconds to film and that's it. So, let's get into, I might disagree with you a little bit. Like if people, if that's like how they get enjoyment out of it is like, like thinking that, Hey, I got the video. As long as it doesn't get in your way, I could do less. But it always gets in my way. Russell, they're always fucking holding the camera up right in front of me. It's all, I got to look around it. And you're right. It's always, and then it's a rusty, but just be at the concert. Just enjoy.

[12:00]Cause you're not enjoying the con. If you're holding your phone up, you're always looking at that. You're looking through the little screen and said, look at the concert. I, I do your best to remember as much as you can, but you're not right with you guys, but we are old people. That's not the way young people do things anymore. It's true. Like Rob, like your daughter went and saw Taylor Swift. Do you think she had the phone out at all or not? Oh yeah. Tons. She, I, it's on her Instagram. Although I just think people operate differently now. Right. Yeah. I mean, for you, Russell, sometimes you'd get the phone out to zoom in. Cause you're way up on the balcony for the Rolling Stones show. And you have to like, look and be like, I thought this is trying to look at the come gutters. He's trying to zoom in and see that. Is that a, he's at a D'Angelo show at the D'Angelo show circa 2000 and a time machine. If you went to the D'Angelo show and he, well, I guess he had actually had problems with that. Right. Where he'd like wear a shirt and everybody's like, you suck. I hate you more than anybody. Yeah. Because he said, if you're wondering about the shape of it, I hoped inside my abdomen you're referring to. That's the show I'd break the bank for. I would break the bank of D'Angelo toured with a 20 piece band and did a full revival. Do you see the Fugees got together the other day?

[13:02]What with pros or not? Wait, have we talked about how Proswell was an FBI informant or something like this, man was like pros is in like federal trouble. It's doing one at a time. Rob doesn't want to hear about it. He's in trouble. He was an informant, but now he's in trouble. Yeah. I'm going to get it wrong. I'll look it up. He's like, listen, I know some guys were selling drugs. Oh really? Who is that? Smoking marijuana. It's me. I was selling drugs yesterday, but I'm immune. I'm an informant. I'm immune. Figured it out, but I get, I get credit for this too. So rolling going Aaron, how's it going with you? Hopefully it's going okay. A kid puked at my house earlier tonight, so hopefully I don't have whatever the fuck he had. So let's wish me luck on getting through to the end of the episode. We talked last week about now, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. I just cannot, I listen, I've been looking for a sound effect,

[14:00]but I assume somebody would speak up. Why did a kid puke at your house? Now, was this a case of a kid being sick or is this a case of, of too much food and too much running around? What's going on? Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Unclear. It was the youngest kid of the bunch. So we had the, the summer camp carpool came over for pizza tonight. So shout out to all of the shout out to the parents who helped out with the carpool up to the Lawrence hall of science this week and had the, had the folks over for pizza. And so the youngest sibling of all the kids was here. He's just turned four and he was trying to, I don't know. He was looking kind of rough the whole time. He was trying to hang with the older kids. And then at some point late, late, in the proceedings, he yacked. And I mean, you guys know, like kids sometimes just yak. What's up, Matt? The parents definitely knew he was, Oh no, of course. Yeah, they definitely do. But you know, they're not going to miss out. I mean, everybody else felt fine. They're not going to ruin the whole night for the other kid just because one's sick. Right. So they definitely, what's your style when it comes to Matt? Like if you've got one sick kid and you're invited to

[15:00]some birthday party, do you just be like Oscar? Are you staying home? I always vote. We're staying home. You know, but sometimes I mean like if it's your kid's best friend and they're like, Oh, I'm just, you know, I don't know. I'm not. And they're not like death to the world. Yes. The thing dead to the world. You know, I mean, yeah, as a parent, you know, and, and I mean, Rob, you're a teacher. I mean, how many times are kids just at school and they're just sick as hell and they shouldn't be like, I don't feel well. And I look at him and I go, Jesus Christ, get away from me. You've got dengue fever. Get out of here. I do not need it. I don't know what age, I don't know what age it is, but like my kids are horrible. I like, cause we'll be like, look, just you've probably fine. You got a little tough. Something's wrong. Just don't tell anybody, you know? And then of course what the first thing they do is they say, well, you know, my mom said I should just, you know, tough it out. Yeah. I feel fine. You know, mom says that we never get to go out. I'm stuck with your dad every Thursday.

[16:00]So we're, we're here to ask you guys what percentage of the time where your kids get sick, do you end up getting sick? Is it like 1%, 10%, 50%? I would say 50. Yeah. I would say 60 to 60, 60 to 70, 66% of the time. We're one more than half. Russell, that's a fucking joke that you would even say that to us. You should definitely bet on. Yeah. You should definitely bet on getting sick. Like you'll make more money betting on getting sick. We met. Once had Russell people over for the super bad powers through well, powering through and getting sick or two different power through. Guess what? When you're guess, cause guess what happens when you get sick, Russell, the kids get fucking better. And now you're sick. And they're better. So they're ready to go, go, go. They've been pent up for like two days. And you're like, Oh, you have to power through because that is the deal. Here's the deal. Russell. I have a story that combines all of this. When we were, we had a super bowl party. Okay. Maybe a Mr. Athletic softball player came over a second, most athletic guy on the team actually. And all of us get sick. A hundred percent stomach flu,

[17:00]just terrible, terrible sick. And, and I think every, we all got it from Amelia for my oldest. And she was a toddler at the time. Right? We are so sick. You cannot move. Like it's terrible. We sent her to daycare still. Cause we were like, we need to stay at home and we need to sleep. We will not survive. If we cannot do this, we send her to daycare. So the next day I go pick up Amelia and the woman goes, I don't feel very well. And she had vomited so hard that she broke a blood vessel in her eye. So here she is looking at me with one blood filled. I read it like, I don't know how it got. It was sick. And I was like, yeah, I don't know. I mean, it could be anybody. And she had to close for the next two days. So the joke was on me. The whole place closed. The daycare closed for two days because of my kid was typhoid Mary, because I wanted to take it. I was tired. I mean, the good news is, is that luckily women recover and don't get hit as bad. They don't get as sick as guys do,

[18:00]you know, cause guys get sick and I mean, they're out, they got to go lay in the couch. Yeah. Really done. You know? So luckily the females and the moms, they don't get as bad and they recover way quicker. And so then, you know, they can kind of fill in. So they just need to lie down. It's a scientific fact. They're fine. Okay. So anyway, pray for me. I'll let you guys know next week, how it turned out. But I did have two things I wanted to tell you about. We've talked last week about our Hawaiian vacation. I had two additional stories. I wanted to tell one was my favorite. I've realized my favorite restaurant in the world is at the baby beach. On Poi Poo in Kauai. It's called Brenneke's beach deli and they have, well, they were out of guava pastries and I was there, but they have breakfast pastries. You, you, you knew like there's a restaurant in Hawaii and you were expecting an item and they were out of it. Yes. Yeah. They were out of the guava pastries. No, that's not true.

[19:00]The first day we were there, first day we were there, they had guava pastries. So I got two guava pastries. Okay. At some point. Can you imagine hanging out with Aaron and being like, Hey, I want to go eat at your favorite place. I want to go to your favorite restaurant. Where should I go? And he's like, well, you got to go to a wife. Step one. No, the small one. Get on a plane. Are we saying it wrong by the way, Rosie, is this, are we supposed to be saying Hawaii? Like you are saying it now. Like, why are you wrong? Like you caught me, Matt. Like when you're there, native native speakers say Hawaii or they say Kauai, or they say, yeah. And so I try, I try to, I try to make some effort to say it as the, you know, in the way that native speakers say it. Aaron, I promise. I'm going to let you talk again. Okay. This is, this is not, this is not a bit, this is going to be worth it, Aaron. Okay. So get ready. Okay. This is not me wasting time. Always. Can you tell me, Aaron, if you had a small flaky French made pastry on an island in the Pacific that was owned by the United States, what would you say? How would you say that sentence? A small flaky French made pastry. Yeah.

[20:00]What would that be called? Probably. Croissant. And where? Like a Hawaiian croissant. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. You would have a, say the whole thing. You'd have a, I would have a Hawaiian croissant. Aaron steals, steals accents, no matter what the accent he goes for. I try to honor the place. Listen, guys, don't listen. It's, it's a conundrum. It's a dilemma to go to Hawaii. Like it's, I love that place, but the more you go, the more you realize, like we don't belong there. Like Aaron had a big sign that said, I love telescopes. They should be up there. I'm so confused what that even means. Anyway. Oh, the Hawaiian's hate. Oh, the Hawaiian's hate. Oh, the Hawaiian's hate. The telescopes up there, they protested all the time. So there's this very offensive that you would say that. Small beach where the kids can go and swim. That's offensive. Sea turtles come up right on the beach. Monk seals swim right through. And then there's this little deli and the deli has guava pastries. And yes, one day I got two pastries instead of three. Cause I thought,

[21:00]oh, Anna never wants a whole pastry. And then like, I was like, oh, I thought we could share the pastry. And she was like, actually I wanted a whole pastry. So like, I should've got, I should've picked up this Baker on my phone. Oh, okay. So the bottom part, I can't read, but if I scroll up, I get to read that part. But then they also, they get, they, now they have made to order personal pizzas. You bought two guava pastries thinking your wife wouldn't want a whole one. And then she wanted one. And you only got like half a guava pastry. I thought she would, I thought Wallace would have one and she would want to share. I thought it was, I thought that Wallace would have one she would want to share. And then it was like, clearly no, she actually wanted her own, her own pastry. You know, what Russell would do is get two guava pastries and eat them both. And then make fun of her. Ooh, you wanted one would've been gone before I even got back with that bag of guava. But it turns out this is my favorite restaurant in the world because they have guava pastries. They got beer in the case. They have pizza that they make to order. So you get this nice little personal pan pizza. Raise your hand if you thought he was going to say pizza,

[22:01]raise your hand. Anybody, anybody think he's going to say pizza there? Now I'm going to surprise you. You talked about spam. They've got the best. And you guys know, I had spam musubi in Las Vegas. They got the best spam musubi that I've had in my life. So I go there, I buy a spam musubi and then I decided to go out for a swim. I come back from the swim and I say, before I, before I leave for the swim, I say, well, while I was going to have a bite of my musubi, if you want, he has eaten two thirds of the musubi, which like most of the time I would have been frustrated, but I was so proud of my son for eating my spam musubi that I was, there was nothing I could do, but be proud. So that was, I was, that was a sad moment that my son likes to spam musubi. Yes, Matt. If you're in Hawaii and you're only there once, once a year, I mean, you guys go fairly relatively speaking. We've been there a few times. It's, it's a shortish flight for us. Yeah. Yeah. And you're at your favorite restaurant. Why would you ever not just get three or four or,

[23:00]you know, like, why would you ever listen? Matt, his hat, his hat is only so big. It can only fit so much shit in his hat. Bring it back to his family. It's not a Lurkhead size. And you are a, you are a good man, Mr. Rosie, Rosie Rosenthal, by letting your kid just eat. There's nothing that is more frustrating, but also just, okay. You know, you're like, yep, this is good. This is great. When your kids want to eat the food that you're, that you're into, things like that. You stole my food and I'm happy about it. That's like, we, we, we had our kids like, guess, guess what would be the worst, most expensive food to have your kids like? Steak. Yeah, no, you would think steak would be the worst, yeah, no, you would think so. Cause they do like steak and it is expensive and it is something. It's oysters. My kids eat oysters. Do you know what it's like to have to buy a dozen and a half oysters and then have your kids like, they'll eat my oysters. I'm like, yeah, like they suck at math. So they're like, I didn't divide it by four. I don't know what I'm supposed to have. I just started eating. And I was like,

[24:00]God damn it. We went out to eat with Rob when we were in New York. Right. And so we were just eating shit all day. Right. And so we went to this nice restaurant and it was like, Lee, like Mac and cheese, you know, the half the kids, man, you were like, Leo, let's just get you something somewhat, let's get some protein. So I have a steak or something like that other than just bread, you know? And so he got like a $39 steak and he was just in awe that he had, I had a $39 and he's still, that was like three years ago. He's still talking about this $39 steak. When I was in New York, I got a $39 steak when I was there. And so it's, it's, it's good when the kids get into the food. So good. So the first story I got to tell, if you'll indulge me, and it's for the, it's from the flight home. So it's on our flight. All right. All right. These are the stories that I, that we do have. We do have a tradition on our text chain. We're going to hear about this. We've got, we've got the tradition. Those idiots at United run out of the guava pastries too. We've got the tradition of sending the, the thumbs down picture when the flight announcements happen. My son was watching on the Hawaiian airlines app on his phone.

[25:00]And he was like, you know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know, when it happens, my son was watching on the Hawaiian airlines app on his iPad. So he's watching. DC super pets and a couple of other movies. And typically when we've flown, we download stuff on his iPad. So he's not watching that, whatever the airline is providing. So this was his first experience with the pause for the. In-flight announcements. They tripped him out. Like he, he just kept like tapping the screen. Yeah. When his iPad. Me and like looking at me, like dad. Why isn't this working? Yeah. That's the thing. I was so, so stoked to tell you guys. I thought of you every time. And it happened so often. You just kept looking like, hey, why is this paused? It's exactly how fucking Darth Vader was made. It's the exact same way. Fucking pause the thing. Nobody's listening to you. Shut up. I've got a secret trick to get through that part of the flight. You want to know the trick? What's your trick?

[26:00]Live TV before the takeoff. Live TV does not stop for the announcements. So, like, if you pull up ESPN and are watching a game or something like that, I'm typically not a live TV guy on a plane. I'm, like, looking for Fast and Furious 5 or something like some action movie. Live TV before the takeoff, and you can avoid the pause during announcements. Wow. Well, I would think it would be hard to be watching DC Super Pets and avoid all those pause. I mean, all the time. They got so many of them. Is this your second joke like that in a couple weeks? What? Did you do one last week or not? Probably. Probably you did. What? Did you not hear my parody song this week? It is a redo joke time, okay? All the jokes are getting recycled. I'm wondering how it's rolling going with Rob, though. That's what I want to know. Listen, okay? I have to say this. This is an earnest thing. I have an earnest thing that I want to tell you. You know what I mean? I'm not going to say it. You know what I mean, Vern? I can't hear you.

[27:04]It's 1.50 in the morning. Jenny just woke up. She's walking around. She's saying something. She's saying something to me. By the way, Jenny, we had the forest fires, you know? So the air was like super smoggy and orange. Jenny posted on Facebook, the air is weird lately. And I was like, yep. And so my daughter texted to me and goes, mom is speaking her truth. Like just, she cannot win in this family. She's just getting assaulted, but from all sides. The air is weird. The air is weird today. And we, Millie and I will not say that to each other and laugh. By the way, the second night of the smog, Jenny slept with her window open. She's like, screw it. I'm sleeping with the window open. I was like, no, they say that that's like smoking. I mean, we had the smog in New York, you know, so bad. The worst air quality in the world. And they said, this is like smoking two packs a day for a couple of days in Vegas. And I was like, what? Do you crush the thing or not first?

[28:00]Anyway. So anyway, I got to say earnestly, my kids are at a point where I have gone to two dance recitals and a play today. My kids are finally doing good stuff. You know what I mean? Like your kids take that over the point. Your kids take a jump where the plays they are in. They had me laughing my ass off. There was a scene where a nun was attracted to a slot machine and acted like the lever was a penis and it made me laugh so hard. And then there's another scene. There's no way that's what they intended. Oh yeah. 100%. It was a song about, it's a jukebox musical about like, and this nun is attracted. I'm telling you, it was hilarious. And then there was a scene where like a kid falls in, with piranhas and comes up as a skeleton. I mean, I was laughing and there's tons of blood. I mean, I was laughing my ass off. It was very funny. So you're saying they've, they're like over the tipping point of where their, their events were not entertaining to you before. And now they are. And now she's acting with like true teens, like it's teen theater. So it's like 18 year old, 17 year old. So they're like good actors. And so the shows are very, very,

[29:01]there's a scene today where they survived a disaster. It's a comedy. And these old people are walking out and a chandelier falls down and hits the woman on the head and kills her. And the guy has a drag her off the stage. And I howled. It was so funny. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen. Anyway, that's not what I want to talk about. Do they smoke cigarettes at the after parties? That's how good the act it is. They do, but they have the long cigarette holder. You know, that's when I know that's being good. Yeah. I told my kids smoke. That's all my kid. You can smoke. Those are real. Yeah. No, but they have like the long, the holder, like the rich person holder, like the, the Cruella de Vil. Yes. Then your fingers don't smell like cigarettes. Why else would you smoke? Isn't that part of the, the turn on? You would think. Yeah. I don't get the holders about either. I pulled a lot of clips of Russell talking about that date that spoke no English. Okay. And I'm not going to do the translator bit. Okay. I want to, I want to recycle that bit, but I noticed when I pulled those clips, there was something I never noticed before. And that is Russell said, Russell said, have you ever gone on a date before with somebody who doesn't speak

[30:00]English? Now, of course all of us immediately said no, except for Matt who said yes. And then was, and then somebody talked over him and we don't need to talk about who that was. It's not important. It's not important to who that person was. Okay. Matt, tell us about your date with the person that spoke no English. I got to hear this story. Probably like 18 months ago. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if we can call it a date, but we were all over in Holland or Germany or whatever. The baseball team. Yes. And there was just one night was hanging out with this gal and we could not communicate. There was no way to, there was no phones back then. It was like 2000. Was there any, there must be some, there was no way to communicate. It communicated. Did you show her your words? A meter. And so, yeah. And so it was like one night and somehow it figured out like, yeah, come back here tomorrow night, six 30 somehow, you know, like some, some way that's what she was trying to say. And of course I didn't know,

[31:00]I didn't know what the heck was going on. So we just went on and did something else and then went back and probably had shawarma with Dan from South St. Paul and Lars from Decorah. Decorah. Wait, so then, did you go back the next night or not? You only started the whole night? You never saw her again. You didn't go back? I didn't. Why? Like it was extremely awkward not to be able to say anything. But was it fun? It was a great night. It was like some disco in Germany or something like that. And you know, it was a bunch of your college buddies hanging out and stuff. So yeah, it was a great night. It was a great night. Yeah. That's the story. Watching Rob type stuff into the translator and like delete, like he, he's tried like seven different types of jokes. I just, it's close to me between Brian from Lake city and Lars from Decorah as the greatest natural drinkers I've ever met in my life. Those two dudes never drank, never drank. And then they'd be like, Oh, do you guys want to drink? You guys want to drink 24 beers? Yeah. Like I'll drink 24 beers.

[32:00]That's fine. Like, it's not what I want to do, but I'll do it. Lars would feel so guilty about it. He'd go and he'd, he'd get up at 5am and go bike 30 miles because he feels so guilty. Unbelievable. Those two Rob, these guys are, they're just killing as much time as they can for you. Get, get a damn joke. Okay. That's what I nailed it. All right. Let's hear it. Come on, please. Nailed it. You're not a robot. The technology is you're not a robot, Rob. You got to hit. I'm not a robot. Oh, I, of course I'm not a robot. Okay. Bleep. Blorp. I mean, come on. All right. Oh my God. Did I say bleep? Blorp. Now they know I play baseball. Have you heard of Kirby Puckett? So that's the best I can come up with. That's what she, that was the best. That was it. On the deletions. We did our best for you, Rob. You couldn't say anything about like, about like a spit ball or anything. If you're going to do baseball. Knuckle curve. Nothing.

[33:00]Oh, no. No, screw all. Oh, how about this? You got to go up and around the leases, right? Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I've got a good one. This is going to get it, be a good edit, but okay, here we go. It's not going to work. You, you did that one. And then you X'd out of the, of the translator and had to go back to the translator. Why don't you just leave the window open just in case. Okay, wait, he's not even translating it. He's not like translating into Holland, Holland language. No, he's not because he's on text magic.com or what's it called? It's okay. How many free tools? Here we go. Okay. I'm going to click guys. I am not a robot. Bleep blorp. All right, let's see what entertaining thing has come across the translator. Now this is Matt's translator from baseball in Germany, Germany. Okay. That's part of the joke here. Germany. Yep. My nickname is the big slur. Did you know about Frank Thomas's birthday? I mean, there are so many stories from that trip,

[34:04]but I don't, I mean like you just don't even remember. We were going to, we were supposed to go visit this town. Um, God, I wish I could remember the name. It had this old church. We're going to go visit this old, just a day trip, right? Well, it happened to be, we were there in June. So it happened to be pride month and it was the pride parade. It was like the national pride parade in Germany. And so we get off and as a bunch of college kids, college guys, and the whole crowd just starts cheering. Right. Like we're there, you know, it was great. And you know, they're panning out penis whistles and everybody's, you know, stuff like that. And wait, did you keep your penis whistle? I know. I don't know what happened to it. You got to keep your penis whistled. Hey, Gunther, are these guys here for the German pride parade? Uh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Gunther, let's check if they're wearing tight pants and jock straps. Oh yeah. I mean, baseball pants. I, it's so funny. Kids at school wear baseball pants,

[35:00]ugliest uniform in sports, right? Does anybody look good in baseball pants? They're the ugliest thing. They just wear them to school like on a regular day? Yeah. Listen, they don't, I don't know. You know, you know, what's even worse is that, you know, cause major league, major league managers wear the uniform. It's the only sport where the, where the, you know, but now you've got, when you have like, you know, like the 12 U or 14 U, B3 coach. They're wearing the uniform. That's the worst. Come on. Oh no, that's bad. Can't be doing that. Those guys got to wear the, they got to wear the nylon shorts, like the full, like the guy, like you got to wear that. Do those still exist? Yeah. Those old shorts. Yeah. Or the, or the shirt and tie that you showed up for it after work. It was like a stressful thing. Like maybe, maybe you had to, maybe you had to rush over and it was like photo day. Right. And it's, you turned out you're the dumb shit who was in charge of photo day. And you had to figure all that shit out. It was right after work. Very stressful. So what, what uniform do you wear when you coach the karaoke squad? He wears the David Bowie makeup from the,

[36:00]just like the rest of us. Okay. It's leather jackets and sunglasses. Cause we're the cool guys at school. We're the Fonz cube. Go around snapping and everything. Yeah, exactly. Rolling going, man. How's it going with you? Good. I, I was going to ask you just a quick question, Rob. I think we finally hit a milestone. We've got a fifth grader is now going to be a sixth grader. And, and I think we finally hit the point where he didn't, he didn't want his parents around for an event. Cause we went to the fifth grade graduation. It's a big thing, you know? And so there's this graduation school. Then they were going to go do this all day party at this park somewhere in Minnetonka kind of thing. And it said, parents could come if they want. And so I'm like, Oh, are we, are we, we have to go to this thing? And Sarah goes, well, we'll see what Leo says. So, so, you know, Leo, do you, you want us to come to this thing? No, no, you guys can't come. You guys can't come. We don't know. And Sarah's like, no, no, we can come. No, I'm pretty sure you can't. I'm like, Sarah, he doesn't want us to come. Like we're good.

[37:00]So, you know, is this the right time, Rob? And do you, is it, is it okay to be slightly sad about it? Cause I'm not sad about it at all. I'm happy for Leo that he's, he's ready. Just, yeah, Leo, you don't need your parents around. He's independent enough. He doesn't need them. He needs, he needs, he doesn't need chaperones getting in that way at this point. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's the thing, Matt, you're a year younger than me, right? Yeah. So that would be about the time where you can't come. That makes sense. Actually, if I do the math, actually biologically, that doesn't, if that's happening, it happens. It actually can happen sometimes. Maybe you should, maybe you should go get that check. Have you been to a doctor? Oh yeah. Yeah. I've been to a doctor lately. Do you ever stay up really late? No. Well, sometimes. How often do you floss? You know what it is? Is that you have to, you have to, you have to embrace it. It's really hard actually, but you have to embrace it because it's the next, like, you can't have a teenager who's like,

[38:00]Hey, I want you to come to this party with me. You know what I mean? Like at some point that has happened. And then what happens is you get these moments where they do want to hang out with you. And it's really like special again. Now those moments are very few and far between, but it just makes it more special, but it's a natural, it's a natural evolution of being a parent. It is tough. It's, it's hard. There's no doubt about that. It'd be like if, if Matt, Aaron and I all quit the podcast, Rob, and then maybe, maybe a couple of years from now, we hung out and did a zoom call. It'd be really fun. Oh, just like a special one. It'd make it, make it so special. It'd be very special. And maybe it'd be like six o'clock in the, in the evening. Not like 11, not like one Oh three at night. What's the plan? Oh, one Oh three. I wish by the way. Yeah, I wish. Yeah. So that's, so Matt, did you just use me for your rolling going? That's sick. Okay. And that's actually pretty lazy to do. And you should not just ask other people questions for your, for your own rolling going, where you got to come up with something. Well, I was just, you know,

[39:00]trying to go along with the, you know, how the main hosts, how he operates this. I was just trying to, you know, keep with a theme and go that way. So I bet that German girl had a biggest Bush. Don't you think a real black forest, a case of black forest. Oh, what? Oh, I gotta be quiet. Russell rolling going. I was going to be rolling going. Things are going good. Were you going to say schnitzel? Were you going to say schnitzel Russell? I was going to say something about black forest ham and decided not to Russell in the basement. I don't think there are clams in the black forest. So that Eric, gosh, you just can't help yourself. Great. A perv. Rolling going. Things are going well with me. As you guys know, we had talked a while back about, I was, you know, in the process of moving, I'm going to have to get rid of some things. Some things I was, I was able to get rid of very easily.

[40:00]The one thing I'm having a hard, hard time getting rid of, I started going through, it was my DVDs and I'm realizing it's hard to get rid of great movies. Like keep them all. It's hard. And so I started thinking maybe I can get rid of some that I'm not really into anymore, but maybe I could keep some, but I thought maybe what I could do is do a tournament of all my DVDs to determine which ones need to be kept. So I set up a 64 DVD tournament and I've got four different brackets, action movies, comedy, sports, and drama, action, comedy, sports, and drama. Where's the rom-com section, Russell? Where's the rom-com? I don't know, man. I don't know. Where's serendipity? Where is you've got mail. Where's the notebook? Where are these at? But so what I thought we could do is maybe we could pick one of the brackets tonight or just one of the corners and we could go through it. I would give you the seeds. I would tell you what the matchups are and we'll at least maybe get through the first round of one of the regionals and see what you guys,

[41:01]what you guys think are the better DVDs. What are the ones that need to be kept? Like, like this podcast. I think we need to start with the best and start with the comedy section. You want to go comedy, Matt? That's what I was thinking too. I like the idea of Russell looking at his DVDs and being like 27 dresses. That's a way too many toss. These dresses look a lot like Reese's peanut butter panties. I, that was this episode. I forgot we had talked about that this episode. It's all blurred together. So there are some DVDs I had that, that didn't make the cut for whatever reason. They weren't good enough to get in the bracket, but I've got 16 comedies and I ranked them one to 16 in alphabetical order, but we're going to still go one versus 16. So the first matchup of my comedies that I have is the one seed Beverly Hills cop versus the 16 seed. What about Bob? Which is a better DVD? What about Bob? What about hands down? I think you've got to go. What about Bob? I, it's just such a classic.

[42:01]I say, it's a big upset. 16 number one. It's only happened. What? One time, two times, two times now, two times. Yeah. I think it's a great modern view on mental health too. You know what I mean? Sometimes you just got to laugh at that stuff. Right? Just take a baby step. Just get out the door. I remember watching that baby steps onto the elevator. This guy's literally like learning how to like, you know, get tools to help himself as like a person. And I'm just sitting there howling. I'm like, Oh my God, this guy can't even walk out the door. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, that's so funny. This is a red violets are blue. Yeah. I'm a schizophrenic. And so am I. It's not as good as Beverly Hills cop three. Cause that has Brigitte Nielsen in it. And you might be surprised that I'm attracted to Brigitte Nielsen. It's like, Oh, I wish I could fuck Evan Drago. You know, it's like nice. Rob, do you think Brigitte Nielsen was ever in a movie that wasn't like a sequel, like a two, three, four, like was she ever in the first movie of anything?

[43:02]Never. It was always like iron Eagle eight. You know what I mean? I picture me fucking Brigitte Nielsen is like, they have the, they have like the Russian scientists with the pad and I like thrust into her. And then the numbers come up and it's like age 85 and they're like, very good thrusting. All right. Next bracket. That's a good bit. The two C that's what it would be like to me to have sex with Ivan Drago. Is there analyze? Sorry. I'll keep going. I, the point of the movies was to start a conversation. Okay. You would have sex with him and he would turn to you and say, I will break you. And it would be very erotic. I mean, there's a lot of stuff there. Like it's all there. What about when they're putting like that needle in him? That's for that too. I like, uh, you know, if he dies, he dies. If he dies, he dies. He dies. If we can get along and we could have sex, we could get along. You know what I mean? Like, but you think he has a smaller penis on a guy named clubber Lang.

[44:00]Forget about it. now, now, but now I'm thinking Tommy gun, Tommy gun probably has a monster hog too, right? I guess small wiener probably. Oh yeah. Whoa, Matt, Matt throwing darts. Yeah. Didn't like Rocky five Aaron's favorite movie. Well, he was probably a, Oh no, I'm not going to do it. Not going to do it. Go on. All right. Next in the bracket, the two seed in the comedy region, the big Lebowski versus the 15 seed. Wayne's, Wayne's world. Wait. Oh, Wayne's Wayne's world. Easy, easy. Wayne's world over the big Lebowski. I'm going to take Lebowski, but I don't feel good about it. Guys. Wayne's world has the scene where he says little yellow, different it's new print. Like you are not going to get that. I know Wayne's world is better, but I'd be like, someone's going to take, someone has to stand up for Lebowski. I'm just going to tell you right now, Wayne's world. This is how big of an influence it had. I went to a choir concert last night that played Bohemian Rhapsody.

[45:00]And do you know what? The 80 year old man in front of me did when they got to the head banging part, he banged his head at a choir concert. Bang. You cannot listen to that without banging your head. Wayne's world for the win. Thank you. I still, every time, every time you got to pass somebody like in target or whatever with the kids. And I say, excuse me, I'd like to get by now. Excuse me. It's so tough when you have to explain things. That's like, I made sloppy joes for my kids the other day. So of course I said, I made them extra sloppy. They're like, I was like, I know you like I'm extra sloppy. Big Lebowski. There's definitely no seeds with Tia career in a snake. See? Yes. Shitty, shitty Beatles. So you guys, if you got voted, Aaron, you got voted down. Wayne's world advanced over the big Lebowski. I'm willing to take the hell. All right. The next, the next one is the three seed, the blues brothers, which Rob's talked about before. Versus one of the man's favorites.

[46:00]And this is a combo. D. V. D with uncle buck and the great outdoors. Oh, come on, man. That's an easy choice. I would take the one that is shorter, even though it's a combo DVD, which is uncle and the great outdoors. The blues brothers is interminable. It was one of the longest. That's true. Way too long. The great outdoors should be a number one or number two seed in it by itself with Dan Aykroyd. And in that movie, unbelievable, that water skiing scene where he's like, I think he's saying go faster. Like, it's just so funny. Oh, you ready? Oh, okay. I mean, who doesn't see a giant steak and be like, well, it's the old 96 or like, I mean, every time I have a steak, I'm like, well, there's nothing there, but fat and gristle. Time to introduce Mr. Stick Dick to Mr. Yertle King. So good. So uncle buck and the great outdoors advances. The next, the next matchup is, this is the first early games.

[47:01]Here we go. By the way, I just want to say that the fact that you have a double DVD of uncle buck and fucking great DVD. Yeah. Fantastic DVD. Yeah. I'm a kid. That's my job. Russell's in the gas station. Yes. Rob, what happened to my basketball music? Give me that nut. Oh, wait, all right. Next up in the late game is the four seed. Dumb and dumber versus the 13 seed Talladega nights. I have not seen Talladega nights. I got to take that way to dumber. Yeah. That's tough, but dumb and dumber will listen should be a one seed. Dumb and dumber is the one you're going to show your kids and be like, this is the perfect move. That one's timeless. Yeah. It's every line. It's so good. Not one line out of time. It's it came out of the womb fully created is dumb and dumber. The most quotable comedy of our, of our lifetime. Absolutely. Rob, what are you? You're kind of, you can be harsh with comedy. Sometimes I dumb and dumber. I it's,

[48:00]it's one of my favorites. Like just the idea of like, Hey, gas man. They're like, how do you know you have gas? Like, it's just the dumbest plot point. I mean, it's just the lovely accent. Hey, I, I made some money. I made some money. I sold them PD. You did what? The blind kid for D. And you know what? I quote most from dumb and dumber is where he comes out and he goes, what did you, Hey, what'd you guys, what are you guys doing? Big gulps, huh? Well, see you later. I say that all the time. It's, it's so great. It's a great line. So dumb and dumber advances next in the five 12. We often see upsets here. Five is another combo ghostbusters one and two in a combo DVD versus the 12 Vegas Vegas, baby. It's swingers in the 12 swingers versus ghostbusters one and two combo. That's ghostbusters. Yes. You got to stick with ghostbusters. Rob, what was your line when they were looking at the podcast?

[49:04]A couple of weeks ago. He's right. He's looking at me, Ray. And then he goes, he's a real ugly bugger. Isn't he? He goes, I think he can hear you, Ray. I have never seen swingers. I'm not sure swingers holds up. Yeah, no. Yeah. You got maybe shouldn't have even made the big dance. You're saying it. Maybe it shouldn't have even made the tournament. Maybe not. I'll tell you what ghostbusters two. What a movie ghostbusters two is where, you know, where Winston is in the train station, the creepy painting, VVVV bad little monkey. And he Winston's down in the train station. He goes, hello. Like everybody yells hello. And they hear the echo. And Winston deals that he goes, hello. And he goes, you hear Winston. Greta. And I still just say Winston to each other. So stupid. Plus the greatest ending with the statue of Liberty, actually kicking ass and beating ghosts, just like it would America. Number one,

[50:00]ghosts get the fuck out. We're building the wall high enough. Even you ghosts can't get around. Are you guys more of a, a ghostbusters Slimer or Steenpuff Marshmallow man guy? If you could only have one. I think you mean onion head. He's never actually called Slimer in the movie. No, no, he's never, he's never once referred to as Slimer in the credits. It says onion head. Just to let you know. Yeah. I'm telling you, it wasn't until the cartoon where he became Slimer. Wow. All right. The next matchup is the six 12. The six is grumpy. Six 11, six 11, six 11. Yep. Six 11 grumpy old men versus the 11 super bad. Oh, super bad. Super bad. Super bad all day. That's a very quotable movie. Matt's hesitating. That's tough. I like grumpy old men. I'll go grumpy old men. No one we're going to lose, but I'll just put, you guys are turning down grumpy old men or just Meredith doing all the lines about, you know, bringing the log to the beaver. You're just going to throw that away or like nothing. Like it's nothing.

[51:00]Anytime. And I asked me like, Oh, could you do like a thing? Or maybe could you, like stop and pick this thing up? I'm like, I can be that guy. I can be that guy for you. Like that's super bad all day. Yeah. Oh, just like when he pissed your pants. That was like five years ago. Yeah. We don't forget Greg, you know? All right. The next batch of, we got two batch ups left in the comedy in the, in round one for us tonight. The next one is the hangover. We'll do two more brackets. That's it. The hangover versus Oh brother, where art thou? Oh, that's impossible. What? Those are two number one seeds. I'm abstaining. I can't choose. I'll tell you what I would. If, if the hangover existed and hangover two and three did not, I would say the hangover, but I soured on it so bad. I got to say, Oh brother, where art thou? You're getting some good music in there. It's a different kind of comedy. I got to say, Oh brother. Cause I watched it with Russell so many times. If I could only choose one, I would choose Oh brother, but I would choose the hangover. My favorite part, Aaron, do you remember me hung over a laughing hysterically at one part over and

[52:02]over? Was it the, the cow getting shot? It was when they were shooting the cows with the guns. I couldn't stop laughing. God, we're fucking morons. Baby face Nelson. Wasn't that it? Yes, that was it. All right. The last first runner of the night in the comedy region is the movie Kingpin versus Napoleon dynamite. Oh geez. Wow. As much as I like Napoleon dynamite, I'm going to Kingpin again, Bill Murray and Bill Murray. Listen, the hair flying all over it. At the end of that scene where she gets the beers out of the fridge and you can see that the turkeys are done as Aaron would say, you know what I mean? Give me the hands. I can look at guys. Kingpin is classic. It's so good. Yeah. What's the final vote then? The scene where Bill Murray is talking to those old women at the cafe. And he goes, I'm going to be, and then he goes, no, no, not you.

[53:00]You so good. King Kingpin. That's easy. All right. So that's, that's the first round. We can, we can save these for future weeks. We can do another one, but we can save them. That was so good. So good. Russell. And let's remind ourselves, this is all because Russell has to throw away his shit because he's moving in with somebody. Those are good comedies. You can't throw those comedies away. Can you? No, no, nothing would show a woman that you're a person who deserves to be settled down with and sitting down and watching Kingpin together. Kingpin. All right. Let's that's everybody, right? Do we hit everybody? It is. Yeah, we're good. Yeah. All right. Let's talk about the album. All right. His favorite part of the show. Let's talk about the album. Rosie, did you say your line, Rosie? This is a music podcast. Music podcast. Let's talk about music. Let's talk about some music. I like it. Frank Ocean, right? This is two, 2012. And Frank Ocean had released, he was, he was signed by, or he released, he was signed by like Columbia,

[54:00]right? And all of a sudden they weren't doing, yeah, or like Jeff jam, but or something, but they weren't doing what he wanted him to. So he just released a mixtape pretty much on his, on his own, like of his songs. Nice. And he became huge. And basically it was like, yeah, if they're not going to help me out, I'll just do. And you see this over and over with Frank Ocean, where he's releasing songs on his own through his Tumblr. He's putting texts like messages up, like from his notebook app on his phone, like very, very kind of independent of every kind of music, normal music thing that we've heard about so far. And you can hear that in the music too. So basically his, this song, this album, he went in with the producer. He went in with the producer. They played guitar and keyboard. And he just wrote, he wrote this entire album in two weeks, right? Two weeks. And you can tell to me, you can tell every different section of this album. Frank Ocean is listening to different kinds of music. I'm hearing Stevie wonder. I'm hearing Prince. I'm hearing, you know, obviously a lot of rap influences with this. Well, he was sort of part of a hip hop collective, right?

[55:00]He was part of odd future in some way. And I don't totally understand what the deal was with them. Aaron, can you explain to me, what do you think? How do you classify? How do you classify Frank Ocean? I mean, I would, I don't know. And so I remember now you asked me a long time ago when we, when we did voodoo, how I would classify voodoo. And I remember then I sort of stumbled over an answer and then watched an interview with D'Angelo later. And D'Angelo said, I make black music. And I think that's probably what Frank Ocean's doing too. If I had to classify him, I would say R and B, but I think he's making black music. I would go so far as to say black queer music, right? Like that's a big part of who. And at this time, when Shane Lawrence came out, we didn't know that right. Away. But now yes. And in fact, yeah, the other artists that I think about with him is serpent with feet who is openly gay. And so, yeah, I would say black queer music. You're right. So this comes out 2013 Grammy. It gets, it's nominated for album of the year, best new artist record of the year for thinking about you and wins best urban contemporary album. But he agreed to play on the show.

[56:02]If they picked the song that he wanted, which of course was what Aaron, this is the song you said I should do the forest. Gump. Gump. I mean, it's such a good, it's finally somebody's writing a song about what I care about. This is that Russell's like, shit, he's taking next week's bit with my, with my tournament. So let's get right into Frank ocean. I don't really, I mean, he just pretty much, what do you see? You have two or three albums, right? He's kind of like two really. I mean, this one in and blonde, which we already did. Blonde was what? In the sixties, maybe. He's got two albums and they're both in the top one. 50. Yeah. Damn. So we have a thing. It's like, I don't think he's a great singer, but he's a great, he has a great ear for music and is a, I mean, vibrate. He makes vibe records that, you know, you want, I'm telling you, get some big noise, head, head canceling, get some big noise, canceling headphones. Listen to this album on it. It's a, get some head canceling.

[57:01]Get some head canceling noise phone. I mean, Hey, in my marriage, thinking about you. Before you came, excuse, excuse, missing me. This got all the way up to 32 on the charts. I saw somebody describe this as atmospheric beat. I like that. Yeah. But he's when he's right there, when he says he usually doesn't rain in Southern California, he lets you know that he is an R and B fan. Isn't that a Tony, Tony, Tony song about it never rains in Southern California. And so he's already calling back to his influence. It's right there. Rob, you skipped the very opening track. I did start. Like a start. Oh, I, I, is there a song to it? I thought it was just a skit. Oh, you just got to go to the end though. Did you hear the end? Do you guys recognize that sound or not? Did you hear that? Replay that part. You just played. Is that a squeeze box? That's a PlayStation.

[58:00]Oh, right. It's got, that's like when you turn on the PlayStation, that's the PlayStation sound. Yeah. Amazing. Russ, you're just now moving in with somebody. That's crazy. Rob, I can't guarantee that will still be the status as of tomorrow. Well, she'll appreciate that money you're going to give her for the cleaning. Uh, fertilizer. This one made me laugh out loud. Right. I got to say. Fertilizer and bullshit. That's a great. It's like a seventies. Right. It's like the carpenters, but yeah. It's like, what if the turtles said shit? Uh, next up Sierra Leone. And I think he has an African song. I think his mom's an immigrant. Spend too much. So you had one about blood diamonds. Nice. Right.

[59:00]Or is that Jay-Z? Z together? Yeah. From Cyril. But just listen to this. Like, I never got bored of this album because you didn't have to really listen. You can just let it wash over you. But when you did this and you're in the way, but I think, uh, Sierra Leone is the first track. I, I'm not a fan of Cyril. where he kind of starts to play with his hip-hop influences, right? Because he's almost rapping in some of those spots where they're kind of like stream-of-consciousness stuff. So now, Suite Life. Suite Life. Do you think he'd listen to Stevie Wonder? Yeah, of course. This is Stevie Wonder. Jadda T with the keys. No, even the voice, too. The voice, too, sounds just like him. I mean, that's Stevie Wonder. If you jump towards the end, though, jump towards the second half of the song. Yeah.

[60:01]You know what I loved about a lot of these songs? Two, three minutes. In and out. Let's go. What a flow. I love that. Not just money. You want to make shit crazy? We'll skip it. Super Rich Kids. I love this because I thought, his voice changed when he was talking about looking at Super Rich Kids from outside and then when he was the Super Rich Kid rapping about it. This was the biggest miss on our podcast so far. We did a whole bit about how Rob had a milkman last week. And I thought for sure we were going with one of us should have done a song about Rob. It was parody and it didn't happen. Guys, I grew up hardscrabble on the streets. I told you. This, I think, this was the song I remember most from this album.

[61:00]And the best. Girl Sweatshirt Bruce, I just love. This song is so good. I think it's just, it's kind of like, it reminded me a little bit of Stan where it was like telling a story and I was emotionally involved. Loved it. This was one of my, I remember this was one of my first Spotify albums. I remember like making, it was like when I didn't understand that Spotify had albums. I was like, I got to make a playlist of this album so I could listen to it. But somehow like tracks 13 through 15, no, pretty much anything after Bad Religion, I didn't remember. Like there's still stuff, like I've listened to some a bunch, but there's still stuff that I didn't recognize. So somehow I listened to it a lot, but never got all the way through. Maybe you missed a track. That's possible. It's possible, right? Like I was trying to build my own playlist and fucked it up. It might, it might happen later in the show. Pilot Jones. Pilot Jones, Pilot Jones. Talking about how similar drugs and love are.

[62:00]I warned you guys, I cannot like, this is an obnoxious, sing-along album for me. I can't, I can't listen to these songs without singing along. What does your wife think when you start like constantly, like is she like, oh yeah, go get it or is she just annoyed with you when you do it? It depends on if she's trying to talk to me. She'll sometimes say, I feel like you're not listening to me when you're singing along. Like I've, I've started playing ukulele because I took an ukulele lesson in Hawaii. And now I'm trying to play it. I'm just going to ask you this real quick. If you're going to play that instrument eating a delicious Parisian bread product in an island in the Pacific, how, what would you say you're doing? I would say I was eating a Hawaiian croissant while playing the ukulele. All right. That makes sense to me. Thank you. I feel sorry. She'll look at me and say like, I feel like you're not listening to me when you're doing that. So I, yeah. So sometimes the singing along is good. I'm listening to you. I'm just, I just don't hear you. I just can't. It's the G chord is really hard because you got to put one, two, and then three. And it's different from the G seven, which is two, one and three. It's tough. Some of those ukulele, some of those ukulele chords are not easy.

[63:01]Imagine Aaron not listening to you. Like what a bummer. That would be like, here I am talking to Aaron. Right. And he's just, I know that Aaron wants to take in any information. Like Aaron loves soaking in information. It's his favorite thing to do. And you're talking to him. He's like, no, not going to pay attention to you. Like I would be so depressed. He doesn't know me. I love soaking in information. Yeah, you do. I've got a bad habit of becoming too honest when I'm not paying attention now. And I'm, I'm one too often. I often say, sorry, I'm not listening. I wasn't listening. Can you repeat? That's okay. I think for not. No, that's a good move. It's better than pretending. Cause everybody knows you're not listening. Pretending. Oh no, I heard. Yeah. No, I heard. That's fucking amateur shit. Get your shit together. Get up to the big leagues. I'm not listening. Oh yeah. I'm going to admit weakness that could be used against me later. Hmm. Let me think. No, I would never do that. Russell ever. Okay. If she answers with no, no, no, no, no, no,

[64:00]no, no, You know, it's a question you say, well, what do you think? I mean, that's the response. And then you figure out what she was talking about from her. I've got, I've got the ultimate one. What does that make you feel? Oh, God damn Russell. That's advanced shit. Hey, you said, would you say that? I pictured you with a mortar board on. That's how smart that was. Crack rock. Crack, crack, crack, crack. Crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, This sounds like a beat somebody could rap over, right? I've been trying to think of a joke involving the rock with this, but I can't do it. I suppose when you see him in the, from behind when he's naked, crack rock. Uh, next up, uh, pure. When Aaron's looking through the window at your mids, pyramids. This is a jam. This was maybe one of my favorites on the album. It's a dance floor. There's kind of a few, like, I don't know if you call them techno beats or whatever's going on with the beats, but it almost feels like when you get later in the song,

[65:02]it kind of feels like a, it's a soccer stadium anthem or something like that. I can, I can see it being on a FIFA game or so. I was into it. I mean, this is an all time college vibe album, right? Yeah. All time. Like you play this, you're cool. You know, music. I love this. Dang. That song's 10 minutes long. Now, next up. Okay. You get on an Island. All right. Your plane has crashed on Island and you find numbers. What do they mean? Okay. And then you kind of lost interest. So you stopped watching. It's lost. And then there's a hatch. And you know, what's in the hat. What's in the hand. It's really going on. I do love songs that shout out cities, right? Like James Brown, night train. Yes. I think one of the other reasons you like the Sal Marin is because Rob mentioned earlier, it was a surprise release,

[66:01]right? Like there was no buildup for it. It kind of came out of nowhere. Is that right, Rob? Yeah. It's it basically, they released it a week early because they were worried it was going to get leaked. So they said they were going to release it and then they released it a week early, which is wild to me. I think we've talked about surprise albums a few times before. I think Kendrick Lamar, one of his albums that we talked about was a surprise release. I think Beyonce's in a few, but I thought we could do a quick list of the greatest surprise release albums. I like this. Yeah, this is great. Russell. I'm shocked that the list is now. Huh? That's a surprise right there. Right. Because it was such a, thing of the time of like the internet when it was like you could leak stuff. Yeah. Russell, it's I'm so excited. Can I tell you the biggest surprise I ever saw Russell? What's that? It was the guy at the round table who he won. That was surprise. Surprise. Like sir, sir,

[67:00]like sir, like sir mix a lot. The other night at the round table. Yeah. Not doing it. Not laughing. Sir. Robin. Nope. Not laughing at that joke. Me thinking, and you're a thick in them jeans. Hmm. Me to us. Come on now. Generally considered the first surprise album of all time. I did. I included them on a list last week. We're doing it again, even though they're not my favorite. Doing it. The album is in rainbows by radio head. This song is wrecked. Yes. 2008 in rainbows came out for free, right? As a surprise. Yeah. You went to the website. Yeah. It's a great album. You were allowed to pay what you want. It was a pay what you want album, right? Yeah. Mm hmm. And I think they were trying, like, I think they had a big dispute with their, their producer or their label. And they were just like, screw it. We're putting this out. And I think they were tired of all like the leaks that were happening on the internet at the time, like mid early to mid two thousands. Right? Yeah. It's great. Yeah. I remember when this one came out and it was like, it's the radio head album I've listened to the most.

[68:00]How much did you pay? Nothing. It was like, Oh, I don't have to pay. I'm not going to pay. It's radio head. They're fine. They don't need my money. Yeah. I saw Tom York the other day. He was on the street. He only had one shoe on. It's like, I couldn't afford the other shoe cost $12. Nobody would chip in. Can I just say this about shoot? I was going to, it's something about big leaks, but camera, what it is. It was about soup, Aaron. Next. I kind of want to take a lap. I don't, I won't make a joke of this one. Okay. Next on the list. We've talked to Beyonce before, but she's been so big at doing the surprise album. She's got to be on the list. This is their self-titled album from 2017. 2013. And the song is drunk in love. Whoa. We did this. I've done this album, right? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. She had that same thing when she was like, well, I got to put this out. Cause the whole internet's trying to this. I'm like Aaron now where now I can only think about having sex with her in a

[69:02]bathtub. I'm so much like, right. It's, it's all you can think about what you hear about the surfboard, right? The surfboard. I don't really watch a lot of music videos, but I pulled it up on YouTube to give Rob the clip. And this is a pretty intense video. I'll just leave it at that. Yeah. I will be checking it out. Thank you. Now, is it as good as turned down for what, which is of course the Beck did a better official video of all time that we love. And I think her albums were getting released. They were getting leaked early too. Right. So then she stopped doing that. And then she wanted, really wanted to make the album release like an exciting event again. So she got rid of like the singles, releasing those early and everything released this one. And then it released lemonade early, I think as a surprise. And there were a few other ones she's done like that. Right. Yeah. And what a huge event. I mean, a Beyonce surprise album, like nobody else could make it a bigger deal. No. All right. The next album on the list that was a surprise was a year later in 2013. We were talking David Bowie earlier.

[70:01]The album is the next day. And the song is where are we now? Do you guys remember this or not? No, no. 2013 David Bowie. Never. It's when everyone thought he was retired and it turns out he'd been working on an album for like two or three years in secret. He required everyone, Rob to have a nondisclosure agreement. Ooh, he did the same thing for his, his very last time, which came out potentially died, right? Well, I just found the 18 minutes and I guess that you're 16, 18. When did he die? He died. He released an album like right after he died to a black star. Yeah, that's guys. Guess what? That's going to be this podcast. I'm going to hold one in reserve. I'm going to find one after I go release it. You guys don't know any of the passwords. 16. Aaron, you probably didn't see the surprise release on this one because he released one of the songs on YouTube. It was a YouTube release. I would have missed it was the first son. No, I think you're thinking of Russell. You're thinking of the next band, a YouTube release. Yeah. All right,

[71:00]Matt, this one's for you. You guys might remember this release. This album is the songs of innocence. It's you too. I forgot the song name I pulled up, but every breaking wave, Russell, you don't remember the songs of innocence to her. Oh my gosh. Is this the one that's on everyone's iPhone? Yeah. Aaron, this is the one where they automatically. He downloaded it to everyone's iPhone and people got pissed. Yeah, it was so funny. People got so mad. All you had to do is delete it, but it's like, no, I remember my uncle getting this on his iPhone or on his phone and him being like, can you get this off of here? I do not want this side of your life. I didn't know how to help him. I think this is one of the reasons why Matt doesn't like these guys is they were like arrogant enough to think like, Hey, we're going to make everyone have our songs and people are going to be into it. Right? Fucking dicks. Bono and David. Just doing Bono and David thing. So sometimes surprise releases don't go well, but the last one is one of our favorite artists,

[72:00]I think on this podcast. And I believe this is one of Aaron's wife's favorite albums. The album is Folklore by Taylor Swift. Yes, this one classic in my house. I will be curious. I'm not a huge Taylor Swift fan. I don't know the music. What song would you have picked off this album? I picked the one. This one. I would have picked this one. Is this the best song? It's so big because it was such a departure from her quote unquote like normal track. I think. Right. I mean, this wasn't very, admittedly, I had a hard time picking. There's not like a chorus. The songs felt a little different. Is that right? Great. This one's got such a good groove. Yep. And she says shit. So, and you guys might know, Rob, I know your kids are into Taylor Swift, but I think this was released with less than 24 hours notice created during COVID. And I think they only told the label about it. Before they launched it. Hmm. Do they have a non-Taylor's version? Cause that's all Aaron will buy is the non-Taylor version of these albums.

[73:00]He does not want to support Taylor directly. He wants to support the, I don't have any beef with Taylor. Should I? Should I have beef with Taylor? No, you were supporting the ones that was the blood sucking contracts that she signed. Oh, I see. That's, that's the joke. I get it. Yeah. You know, it's not a napkin. You know what you could tell her. Oh yeah. These are panties for this burger. She'd be like, Aaron, I love you. I love you. I'm going to write a song about you, called burger panties. Radiohead, Beyonce, Bowie, you two, Taylor Swift. That's pretty cool. That was an excellent list. I could not, I would not have guessed there were that many surprise albums. That's, that's pretty crazy. Next up, okay. Oh, I, Oh, maybe I go to the beach and Tony Shalhoub is there solving, is there solving riddles or whatever the show is about. Actually, not a mid-level show. Actually, a really good show. Monks.

[74:00]I saw you watching Tony Shalhoub after Wings. This is about his experience with a groupie. Sounds like the same drummer as Crack Rock. Oh, that's so good. Heavy cymbals. Next up, Bad Religion. Can you guys look and see what the song after this is? Because it wouldn't download for me. Okay, Bad Religion. The night this album was released, Russell, he sang this on Jimmy Fallon. Think about how balled it is. I remember that. Secret release an album and you show up on Jimmy Fallon and announce it and sing this song. Very cool. One of those just effortless three-stacks verses. Guys, I didn't realize that Frank Ocean made my favorite clothing line. God, I love my Bad Religion jeans where I put them on and I look like I'm going to an MMA fight. That's my favorite kind of clothing. He talks about cyanide and cyanide in my styrofoam cup. He's doing so much in one line right there, right? He's talking about cults.

[75:01]He's talking about purple stuff in his cup. Like, it's great. He's mixing so many metaphors. I love it. Rob, you've definitely been a guy who's worn clothes that could be worn to an MMA fight for many years. I had that one jeans, those one pair of jeans that had leather pockets. Do you have an affliction shirt? I do not have an affliction shirt. I will say this. The totally legal place I get these albums from, this song would not download for some reason, so we're doing it on the U2 YouTube. So he got Andre 3000. Models are made for modeling, but thick girls are made for cuddling. He wanted to have both Big Boy and Andre, but they didn't want to get together on somebody else's album. But I mean, think about this. You're Frank Ocean. This is your first real album. You asked Andre 3000 and Big Boy to get back together. That's how baller you are. Yeah. That's unbelievable. It'd be like if we had a bank from Pittsburgh doing our first episode. Yes.

[76:00]I need to hold your hand. You need no other hand. We flee to other lands. Andre's verse has nothing to do with any of the rest of the album. Like it's when it's like in this spot in Three Sacks career when he would just drop in and do a feature and just kill something and then go play his flute in Paris or whatever. He was like, I got to get out of this house with Erykah Badu. I'm willing to go body boogie boarding. I'll do whatever you want. I'll go to the Dell, get me out of this house. I hate it here. That's not, wait, none of this is that. Aaron, why are you nodding? Yeah, big nods. If you have a nod like that, then it's not acting. Oh, he doffed his cap. Oh, he took out his phone showing us a picture of him body boarding. All right, Forrest Gump. So strong. Now, Forrest Gump was a fucked up movie, right? If somebody on the park bench offered you chocolates, there's a 0% chance you'd take it, right? We got, Reese's panties on them. That's true. There's a lot of panties

[77:00]in that box. Life is like a box of chocolates. I'd be like, most chocolates are all panties. If they're the bellow cups like Barry from Birdsville, I'd say no. You ever wonder when he's on his three-year run, like, where did he sleep? Why not eat? Man, maybe the movie director was taking Instagram videos during that part of Forrest Gump's run and they couldn't remember so it didn't make the movie. So that's why you don't know. Probably. Probably. Just a preview for next week if we do drama, if we still do my tournament, Forrest Gump, not a Rust DVD. Oh, not. No, why would you have it? I mean, does anybody wake up and have an urge to watch Forrest Gump? I can hear the children sack a ball in. Right? Like five cats running on the grass. What's the name of the song? Uh, uh, Ant. Somehow this is a song I've never heard. I've listened to this album many times. I don't know this song. Well, Aaron, I don't know what to tell you.

[78:00]You're not a real music guy. Okay? You should probably brush up. Okay? We're going to kick you off the fucking podcast. It's fair. Listen. It's fair. Okay? Yeah, just like, but fair. Think Rob. Just like that turkey leg. Nailed it. Get it at the fair. Rating system. Hey, just like this, those turkeys, this podcast is done. Those turkeys are done. Uh, oh yes, I love coming to the Renaissance Fair. Ye olde breasts are everywhere. It's great. Oh yeah. I see thou art having a large bosom and want to show it to me. They're like, no, you can't say that just because you're at the Renaissance Fair. Renaissance Unfair. Kick me out. Here's the deal. Okay? This current, uh, orange current. No. What are we doing? Channel Orange. Channel Orange. I thought it was current for some reason. I was like, I cannot put my mind around this.

[79:00]Channel Orange by Frank Ocean. Okay? Is this album. Okay? The perfect album. Okay? It will get Big Boy and Andre 3000. That would be rolling well toned. It is perfect here at 148. Okay? I love octopies. No, I love, I love octomoms. Okay? We all remember it that way. I love octomoms. This is the I love octomoms episode. It didn't come up as much as we thought. Okay? Russell tried to get that bit going earlier. Didn't work, Russell. Okay? So let's try to, come on. We got to keep it up. We thought octomoms, it had some traction. I thought it was great. Or is it like having six kids? Okay? That is a rolling groan. Not enough kids. Okay? You're not octomom with six. Oh yeah. I'm, I'm a sextomom. Okay? Yeah. Guess what? Every mom's a sextomom. They have to be. I mean, to have a kid, you know, it's just the way it is. That's the, do you get what's my joke there? Sextomom would be six. Got it. Okay. I mean,

[80:00]I bet sextomom was not pleased when octomom came out. Like sextomom was hanging out with heptomom. Like, I thought you stole my thunder. Octomom. Are you giving just no, you're giving no love to septomom here or what? Septomom. What if somebody comes up with six minute abs? No, it's seven. Seven minute abs. I mean, really septomom sounds like who Optimus Prime fights, right? Like, it's an octomom, but it transforms into a truck. Or she's deviated which might cause breathing problems. Deviated septomom. a deviated septomom. Tell me it's two in the morning without, without telling me it's two in the morning. I've got seven kids, but my mind is fucked up. It's crazy up there. I'd be like, man, you're a deviated septomom. Sam, give me the all spark. All right. Or would this be a rolling bone? Rob, who was the sir we were talking about earlier? Sir who? Surprise. I bet if surprise

[81:00]went, it had to bend the knee, they would do it to the king's septomom. That's good. That's very good. And surprise. Did you say hi to everybody? Yep. Septomom. Or is this just like a normal octomom rolling bone? Okay. So, I mean, guys, come on. We already did the octomom jokes. No more. I mean, decomom? Don't do that. None of these moms would exist if they would have gone to the ferret in Nevada, Iowa, where the port-a-potty was. Yep. None of them. Nadia Suleiman's like, man, I'm glad I didn't get knocked up in that port-a-potty. Otherwise, I wouldn't have my great, gorgeous kids. I'll go one. I'll go two. I'll go three. I'll go four. And I'll go five. I'll go six. I'll go seven.

[82:00]And Randy. Randy Suleiman, meet your brother. I'll go one. Is your mom Nadia Suleiman octomom? Rob doesn't want this to end. He loves the podcast so much. He does this every time. Every time. Just imagine Aaron's. That would be Aaron's carpool group, wouldn't it? Like the kids. He's like, yeah, I am carpooling with octomom. It's a huge pain. It's not fair. She's got eight kids I got to bring. Fucking Randy. I'll go four through up at my house. Okay. It was terrible. Matt, this is a sign that Rob loves you that he doesn't want to stop talking to you. Yeah, he just wants to be here with us for as long as he can. Rolling well-toned, rolling bone, or rolling grown. What do you think? I think I'm struggling to find how we should have two Frank Ocean albums in the top 150. I guess I can see

[83:00]how he's good at his craft and, you know, obviously very good at coming up with songs in a quick manner that, you know, make it onto an album that is very successful. So, I'm just struggling with it. It's not for me. I don't know how much I'll come back and listen to this album. I think I'll listen to Blonde more than listen to this album. But I think there's just too many other artists and genres that have not even been touched yet to have this album here. So, I think it belongs in the list, but I will say it's rolling grown. It should be lower on the list. Russell, and of course, lower on the list is higher number, right? And we know that. Okay. It's kind of like an octomom, right? The more famous you are, higher number of kids, okay? Lower on the list of things I'm interested in because I also look at the list from top, from bottom to top of things I'm interested in. And, guess what? Regular lists at the top, Aaron. They don't interest me. Aaron, rolling well-toned, rolling bone, or rolling grown? What do you think? I'm with Matt. I do love this album

[84:01]and I have loved this album, but when Blonde came along, I thought, oh, this is the Frank Ocean album that I really want to hear. So, if I'm going to go back to one, I'm probably going to listen to Blonde more frequently and it seems odd that we have two Frank, like, two Frank Ocean albums in the top 150 seems like maybe too many. So, I love this album but I'm going to give it a rolling grown. Russell, what do you think? Rolling well-toned, rolling bone, or rolling grown? Frank Ocean. Why did I do this when I don't know the title of the album? Why do I keep doing this? Channel Orange. I think there's a lot of interesting stuff. There's synth, there's guitars, there's kind of, I don't know if you'd call it funk, pop, soul, jazz. It feels all over the place. It almost, Matt kind of mentioned genre and Aaron kind of said it didn't really, you know, I forgot what you guys kind of eventually landed on, but it almost feels just genre defying to me. It feels like it's all over the place. There's so many different things and it's really interesting to listen to. It's fun. I'd probably listen to it again,

[85:00]but I think you guys are right. For me, like both these albums are within the last 10 years, right? I think they have two really recent albums in the top 50 from one artist. Her top 150 seems like a bit much, so I'm going to say it's rolling, rolling grown. I think he's super talented. I like listening to it, but two, two albums from one artist from the last 10 years is, two months rolling grown. Listen, unfortunately, you guys are incorrect. All right. This gets a rolling interview quotation. I have a sick, perverse dream in my head that at some day somebody's going to interview me and say, listen, you've been doing this podcast for a while. You're super famous now. What have you been most surprised of, of groups you like on the podcast? And my number one answer would be Frank Ocean. I love the sound. I love a clearly produced album. It is different. It is fun. I love both these albums. Never heard them before. Fell in love with them instantly. Number two, on the list, by the way, Van Morrison. Now, okay, next up, it turns out that, you know what 149 is mathematically, Aaron?

[86:01]It's 100 plus 49. It's a prime number. Oh! Okay. We got the eponymous John Prine coming up next. Sam Stone came home. When you want to hear about the greatest albums of all time, but you're just too lazy to look it up online. If you want to hear from guys who chat and then they get all Guys, this episode, it was so long. What's your problem? I've got the perfect podcast for you, Jack. Pervert Basement. Jack did it better. Hey, Rob, this podcast is weird tonight. It's time to say Russell's living his truth. Goodbye. Goodbye. Guys, we tried fighting Avondrago. It didn't work. Now, me, Nadia Suleiman, I'm going to go try something different. I'm going to go over to Russia and I'm going to have sex with Avondrago.

[87:00]Me, Octomom. Because we talked about it earlier how I'd be hooked up to the machines and you would see the numbers. Pounds per square inch. That's a sex thing with me, for sure. I never really noticed the percussion on this song. It's nice. It's very Rob. What's going on? If, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, I love the idea that it's like, it's like, hey, the sequel to that Octomom movie. Yeah, but the original Octomom won't come back for the actress. Let's get Brigitte Nielsen. It'll be fine. Want her to have like the stark white blonde hair?

[88:00]No, no, we'll take the different That was fun Playing so much baseball is what made it so gray Oh man Why would you say that to her