Bjork: Homogenic (1997)

[00:00]Oh, wait a minute. You know what? I got a new sound clip

[00:03]here I almost forgot about.

[00:04]That's a deep

[00:07]gong. And it's a

[00:09]long gong.

[00:09]It's a nice gong. Don't say it.

[00:13]Don't say it, Aaron.

[00:14]In 2020, four friends

[00:17]decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500

[00:19]albums as decided by Rolling Stone magazine.

[00:20]This resulted in a text stain that celebrated

[00:23]the music, excoriated the order, and led

[00:25]us to making this podcast. And yes, I said text

[00:27]stain. That's fine, okay? That's a thing.

[00:29]Still going. The text taint?

[00:30]I don't know. The text taint.

[00:33]LOL. That's what my

[00:35]text taint looks like. I can tell you right now.

[00:37]God, that was a long

[00:39]gong. What?

[00:40]Some big gong. Thank you, Aaron.

[00:43]Now, here's the thing, okay?

[00:45]I am in a place where there is nobody else.

[00:47]This is going to be the last time I record by myself for a while.

[00:49]Except for that person that's right behind you.

[00:50]So we're going to get loud. Stop fucking saying that.

[00:52]There's nobody out the window behind me.

[00:54]Not that side. Don't say that anymore.

[00:59]Okay? We are far from experts.

[01:01]We promise to do almost no research. All opinions

[01:03]are our own. Unless you disagree, please sit

[01:05]back and enjoy. Beck did it better.

[01:07]Beer did it better. I do have

[01:09]cousins coming up tomorrow to the cabin, and I'm like,

[01:11]if they come tonight, like, late

[01:13]at night, I'm going to be so embarrassed. Me and your cousins?

[01:15]Rob, why do you have two shadows?

[01:16]We are all the way up to album

[01:18]202. Oh my god,

[01:21]guys, it's a palindrome. Just

[01:23]like, you'll never believe it.

[01:24]I made friends with

[01:27]this thing that I can fly around to the

[01:29]remote control and take pictures.

[01:30]That's my palindrome. It's a little

[01:33]bit different. 202, and from

[01:34]1997, it's... How do we say it,

[01:37]Aaron? Bjerg.

[01:39]It's Bjerg. Aaron sent me

[01:40]an audio clip. You know what?

[01:43]I really should just play this into the phone.

[01:44]You gotta play it. I gotta play it into the phone.

[01:47]That's why I'm going to start calling him a penis.

[01:48]No, Aaron, not that one.

[01:49]Okay, that's a different one.

[01:52]That's different. I'm sorry.

[01:54]Okay. What do the Americans

[01:57]call you? A dork.

[01:58]A dork.

[01:59]So, bjerg.

[02:00]Bjerg.

[02:01]Okay, let's go around. Bjerg.

[02:04]Matt?

[02:05]I'm going to say bjerg, because I can't say bjerg.

[02:09]Bjerg. I can't say it.

[02:11]I'm not going to... Aaron?

[02:12]In the United States, she's bjerg.

[02:14]I'm not going to disagree with Matt, but I'm going to say

[02:17]bjerg. Bjerg.

[02:19]Russell, where do you fall?

[02:20]I'm going bjerg. I'm going

[02:22]just straight the way it looks to me. Oh my god. Mystery man,

[02:25]what do you think?

[02:25]I'm going bjerg.

[02:28]Bjerg.

[02:29]Bjerg.

[02:29]Bjerg.

[02:30]Incredible.

[02:33]That is incredible.

[02:35]How many... I mean...

[02:37]I never expected that.

[02:38]From 1997, it's bjerg

[02:41]with homogenic. This is a lot

[02:43]like... Now, I have forgotten this joke, so I'm

[02:45]going to read it verbatim, too.

[02:46]This is a lot like the album I made

[02:49]called Homogenic, where I

[02:51]just sat around with my bros and used my

[02:53]game genie on my Sega Genesis.

[02:55]Hey, quickly, quickly.

[02:57]How do you spell home?

[02:59]Quickly. H-O-M-I-E.

[03:01]Fuck. No.

[03:03]It's going to be E-Y.

[03:03]It's E-Y.

[03:04]Homie or homie.

[03:08]But it was the wordle word

[03:11]the other day.

[03:12]No, not wordle. It was on the mini.

[03:15]It was on the New York Times mini

[03:17]as an I-E, and it threw me off

[03:19]because he spelled fucking homie

[03:21]H-O-M-E-Y.

[03:22]I had it as I-E.

[03:24]To me, homie E-Y is like,

[03:26]oh, this is a nice homie homie.

[03:28]Yeah.

[03:29]So comfortable here.

[03:31]Yeah, if you're putting somebody

[03:32]in a, I don't know, storage unit or whatever,

[03:34]and you throw in a blanket and a pillow,

[03:37]and you say, oh, you were a bad kid

[03:41]this week. You're going in the storage unit.

[03:42]That makes it homie.

[03:44]Now, if my friend is coming out of the storage unit

[03:47]and I want to say hi to him, they're my homie, I-E.

[03:49]See, that, to me, makes sense.

[03:50]I before E, especially for my homie.

[03:52]That's how I remember it.

[03:53]Rob, do I have to keep wearing the gimp mask

[03:55]when I come out of the storage unit?

[03:57]Yes, Russell.

[03:58]I told you that.

[03:59]The light could hurt your eyes.

[04:00]Does it have holes for the mouth or no?

[04:02]Oh, yeah, Aaron.

[04:04]I'm getting massive holes for the mouth.

[04:05]What do I look like, a bazillionaire?

[04:07]All right.

[04:09]That's for the parts that Rob has to cut out

[04:11]and send only to the 15 people on the text chain.

[04:14]Yes.

[04:14]Oh, my God.

[04:15]Don't even talk about that.

[04:17]We cannot talk about that.

[04:18]Hey, Rob, can I at least bring up,

[04:19]so Rob had a party he had to cut out

[04:21]and send it to only the text chain.

[04:23]The people that are listening to this

[04:25]didn't get to hear it,

[04:26]and Rob sent it out,

[04:27]and he demanded,

[04:29]and at least eight people on the text chain

[04:31]say, yes, I want to listen to this clip.

[04:33]Oh, no, no, no.

[04:33]He did not say eight people.

[04:35]He said eight yeses, and I'll release it.

[04:37]So eventually, he gets to eight yeses,

[04:39]and he sends it out,

[04:40]and I don't think there was a single comment about it.

[04:43]Now, I don't know if there was one.

[04:44]No one had access.

[04:46]I couldn't access it.

[04:47]I tried.

[04:48]Rob, how did you deal with that?

[04:50]Didn't even think about it, Russell.

[04:53]For me, making...

[04:54]Yeah, the amount of content we've made...

[04:56]Now, think about this, Russell.

[04:57]What is this, 202?

[04:58]It's a palindrome.

[04:59]Oh, that was my pal.

[05:01]It was a drone.

[05:02]And guys, that was a good one.

[05:03]The second time, I feel like it came together better.

[05:05]Because the sound effects really made it.

[05:09]I got a comment on iTunes.

[05:12]We got another iTunes review.

[05:13]Blasting me for posting the wrong show

[05:17]involving the Fugees instead of Lauryn Hill.

[05:19]And you know what?

[05:20]I was thrilled.

[05:21]I was thrilled to get that feedback.

[05:23]I thought it was great.

[05:24]Honestly, any kind of feedback I get is great,

[05:26]and if I don't, I couldn't care less.

[05:28]I am still...

[05:29]I'm still making content.

[05:30]I am a content creator.

[05:31]Growth mindset.

[05:32]I love it.

[05:33]Was it Matt that made the comment or not?

[05:35]No, it was a...

[05:36]Guys, we've got another...

[05:38]We haven't made a funny episode yet.

[05:39]We've got another stranger on iTunes

[05:42]commenting on our shit, okay?

[05:44]Charm has not gotten back to us

[05:45]about what album she wants us to do

[05:47]because of the Mavs beating the Timberwolves,

[05:49]but Lauryn might be new favorite...

[05:51]Pillar to post, too.

[05:53]They just whooped their ass, didn't they?

[05:54]Yeah, that's the way it goes.

[05:55]Now, listen.

[05:56]I've got four guys here.

[05:57]This is Beck Did It Better.

[05:58]We're going through all...

[05:59]I think Aaron...

[06:00]Aaron, I believe I think

[06:01]they were prepping the Wolves for acting

[06:02]like they were Steph Curry in the Olympics

[06:04]is what they were trying to do.

[06:05]I'm not worried.

[06:09]He's going to be fine.

[06:09]He goes through shooting slumps.

[06:10]When this episode comes out,

[06:12]that's going to be so on the money,

[06:15]on the time.

[06:16]No, he's going to hit 10 threes in the semis,

[06:18]and then you're going to be like,

[06:19]we're out of time, aren't we?

[06:20]I think they play...

[06:21]They literally play in like 13 hours.

[06:23]Right.

[06:24]Can I just say this, Russell?

[06:25]I was wrong, and you were right.

[06:27]Hmm.

[06:28]I was...

[06:29]I was hoping South Sudan would whip their ass.

[06:31]I was hoping Germany would whip their ass.

[06:33]I loved it.

[06:33]It would mean so much more to them,

[06:35]wouldn't it?

[06:35]Wait, they haven't played Germany yet, right?

[06:37]They've only played two games, right?

[06:38]They've got one game left in pool play tomorrow?

[06:40]Oh, you're not watching the warm-up games.

[06:42]Interesting.

[06:42]Not a true ball game.

[06:43]I know the warm-up games.

[06:44]I realize.

[06:45]This guy doesn't know ball, I guess.

[06:46]Okay?

[06:47]Just like my doctor, okay,

[06:49]who turns out was not a real doctor.

[06:51]Did I tell you guys about this?

[06:52]It was crazy because I was like,

[06:54]wow, you are the janitor at my high school,

[06:56]and you're filling out my physical form

[06:58]for me to play football.

[06:59]This is so great,

[07:00]but it turned into a whole thing.

[07:02]I don't have time to get into that right now.

[07:04]Did you touch your nuts?

[07:06]Turn my head and kiss.

[07:08]Oh.

[07:09]Now, I've got four guys here.

[07:11]This is back to it better.

[07:12]We're going through the top 500 albums, okay?

[07:14]And we are all the way up to 202, okay?

[07:16]Now, okay?

[07:19]In Minneapolis, I've got Matt.

[07:22]Matt, how are you doing tonight?

[07:23]Good, Rob.

[07:24]Emotional landscapes, they puzzle me.

[07:26]Yeah, you're telling me.

[07:28]Aaron and, ooh, I've got Russell in Minneapolis.

[07:33]Russell, how are you doing tonight?

[07:34]Guys, now that the podcast is back,

[07:36]we'll have to make a new love.

[07:38]I brought my ball of yarn.

[07:39]Wow.

[07:40]Oh, God.

[07:41]Dude, I got a ball of yarn right here.

[07:43]Peep this out.

[07:43]Yes.

[07:44]That is literally the least surprising thing

[07:49]that has happened yet on the podcast.

[07:50]Why is that ball of...

[07:52]Yeah, okay.

[07:53]My mom has taken to gifting us with stuff

[07:58]that we used to...

[07:58]We used to keep at her house when we were kids.

[08:00]So every Christmas, we get gifts that, like,

[08:02]is shit that she doesn't want anymore.

[08:03]Oh, that's enough.

[08:04]And so...

[08:05]No, no, no, you too.

[08:05]Shit, Rob.

[08:06]This is...

[08:08]It's time for...

[08:09]I nailed it.

[08:10]Ooh, that's great.

[08:11]Aaron's mom.

[08:12]Oh, yeah.

[08:13]So that's your mom's balls?

[08:15]Yeah.

[08:15]So this is what my mom made me for batting practice

[08:18]in the basement of our house.

[08:20]That's terrible.

[08:21]It's an old...

[08:22]There's, like, two pieces of tape on it.

[08:24]She couldn't take any more time

[08:25]to put some more tape on it.

[08:26]It's a plastic golf ball

[08:28]wrapped in red tape.

[08:28]Red yarn wrapped in electrical tape.

[08:30]And that's what we used

[08:31]to take batting practice in the basement.

[08:32]So I got a ball of yarn right here.

[08:34]Aaron can't even get hit by a tennis ball.

[08:36]We got to wrap something in yarn

[08:37]before we throw it towards him.

[08:38]Right, you know I'm too pretty.

[08:39]I can't be, you know what I mean?

[08:40]And meanwhile, Aaron's brother was hitting bombs

[08:43]and Aaron was throwing up his guts

[08:45]because he got drunk the night before.

[08:46]Don't think you think I forgot that shit, Aaron.

[08:47]Your mom's working hard

[08:49]to put those balls together

[08:50]and you're out underage drinking instead.

[08:53]God, I still can't believe he told me.

[08:54]I can't believe he sold me out on that.

[08:56]That's terrible, Aaron, that you would do that.

[08:59]So Aaron, I guess the real question is,

[09:00]is why the fuck do you still have

[09:02]that ball in your house right now?

[09:03]Because Wallace has been hitting it

[09:04]in the backyard.

[09:05]Now it's a multi, it's like a, you know,

[09:08]a cast in the cradle thing,

[09:09]you know, passing it along.

[09:10]It's been passed down, yeah.

[09:12]Yeah, I like that.

[09:13]I like that actually.

[09:14]You know, my kid still uses my baby blanket

[09:16]as like a blanket walk around the house.

[09:17]I'm kind of like.

[09:18]See, there you go.

[09:19]Hey, that's the way it is.

[09:20]All right.

[09:21]Some things will never change.

[09:23]Sincerity, not that funny, unfortunately.

[09:24]Rob, can I just ask,

[09:25]when did you stop using that blanket?

[09:28]So it comes, Dan.

[09:30]Russell, you don't have to ever stop

[09:32]using the baby blanket.

[09:33]Okay.

[09:34]And believe it or not,

[09:35]my baby blanket was pretty big.

[09:37]It could cover up a lot of stuff.

[09:39]Actually, believe it or not,

[09:41]this is a true story.

[09:41]Could it get from like ankles to waist or no?

[09:44]Oh yeah, for sure.

[09:45]For sure.

[09:46]With room to spare.

[09:47]Here's the thing, Russell,

[09:48]is I was actually born,

[09:49]you might not know this,

[09:50]I was actually born very premature.

[09:51]I was tiny when I came out.

[09:53]I was like six pounds or whatever.

[09:54]And the doctor said to my mom,

[09:56]and my mom repeats this as a classic joke.

[09:57]This gets a laugh.

[09:58]Every time the doctor said,

[09:59]I'm not sure he's ever going to get up to normal size.

[10:02]And then everybody in my family laughs.

[10:04]It's like a guaranteed laugh line.

[10:06]Everybody thinks it's so funny.

[10:07]Were they talking about your height though?

[10:09]Well, that could be right.

[10:10]Motherfucker.

[10:11]That's where you want to go today already?

[10:14]I'm so sorry.

[10:15]I couldn't help it.

[10:16]Some might argue.

[10:17]I take it back.

[10:20]I'm sorry.

[10:21]Okay, I gotta talk about this too.

[10:22]My kid, I picked my kid up from Australia.

[10:24]She's like, dad,

[10:24]I've got a date set up

[10:25]when I get back to New York.

[10:26]Put another shrimp on the barbie

[10:28]dad.

[10:29]Right away.

[10:30]Good eye, mate.

[10:31]Right away, she says,

[10:33]he's 6'2".

[10:34]I didn't even say anything.

[10:35]My kid goes, he's 6'2".

[10:36]And I was like, oh, motherfucker.

[10:37]I cannot handle this.

[10:39]Guys, I might have to get the tall shoes.

[10:42]I might have to get the tall shoes

[10:44]for when this guy comes over.

[10:45]I'm wearing the tall shoes.

[10:47]I'm walking around like a tall guy.

[10:48]Just get lengthening.

[10:50]Just get the surgeries.

[10:52]Just start lengthening.

[10:52]Can't you just be squatting

[10:54]when he comes over?

[10:55]Just be like, oh, hey,

[10:56]I was just in the middle of my workout.

[10:57]And here's five.

[10:58]Five hundred and sixty-five pounds.

[10:59]I'm going to rip off a set of eight

[11:00]or whatever.

[11:00]Now, number one,

[11:02]we've already decided

[11:02]that he is going to bench press

[11:04]when he comes over on the bench

[11:05]that we have in the living room

[11:06]to see if he can bench more than my wife.

[11:08]That is rule number one

[11:11]to date my daughter.

[11:11]I doubt it.

[11:12]Okay?

[11:12]Yeah.

[11:14]Number two,

[11:14]he is not coming over

[11:16]because as my child says,

[11:17]you guys are freaks.

[11:18]I'm never bringing anybody over.

[11:19]And I was like,

[11:22]well, how will they bench press

[11:23]on the bench press in our living room

[11:25]if you don't bring them over?

[11:26]Listen,

[11:28]the guy that comes over,

[11:29]step one,

[11:29]wrong name.

[11:30]Okay?

[11:31]To establish my dominance.

[11:32]Yeah.

[11:32]Okay?

[11:33]Step two,

[11:34]try to kiss him.

[11:36]Okay?

[11:36]To super establish.

[11:37]Step two.

[11:39]Especially with that mustache,

[11:40]that would be...

[11:41]Step two,

[11:41]I trick him into the storage shed

[11:43]that I have set up.

[11:44]I don't know if you guys know

[11:44]about this place.

[11:45]It's homey.

[11:46]It's got a blanket

[11:47]and a pillow in there.

[11:48]You might need to get

[11:48]a second mask, though.

[11:49]Oh, my God.

[11:50]I've got...

[11:51]Aaron,

[11:51]I was going to end it

[11:52]on the kiss him part

[11:53]and then you said it again.

[11:54]It's so funny.

[11:55]That's going to sound weird.

[11:56]Okay.

[11:58]That was my idea.

[11:59]Aaron,

[12:00]I would never kiss him.

[12:01]That's crazy.

[12:01]I've got John in Edina.

[12:03]Who knows how long

[12:04]John's going to be here.

[12:04]John,

[12:04]how are you doing?

[12:05]Yeah,

[12:06]it's going very well.

[12:08]I like to pull the...

[12:11]Wow.

[12:11]I like to pull the pips.

[12:11]Mm-hmm.

[12:13]Mm-hmm.

[12:13]Think about how much money

[12:15]you paid for that.

[12:15]What a...

[12:16]Unbelievable.

[12:17]Brilliant.

[12:18]And I've got Aaron

[12:19]out in California now.

[12:20]Aaron,

[12:20]I was talking to Aaron earlier

[12:21]and I said,

[12:22]Aaron,

[12:22]did you hear about this bird flu?

[12:24]And he goes,

[12:25]yeah,

[12:25]they tend to do that.

[12:26]Aaron,

[12:28]how are you doing?

[12:28]How are you doing?

[12:28]I'm no fucking Buddhist,

[12:30]but is this enlightenment?

[12:32]Let's talk about Gerk.

[12:33]Wow.

[12:33]All right.

[12:34]Listen,

[12:34]no more fucking around.

[12:35]Let's get right to the voicemail.

[12:38]Wow.

[12:40]Different song.

[12:41]We asked them to leave messages

[12:43]on a voicemail.

[12:45]This is when I really put effort

[12:46]into the podcast.

[12:47]But they're not so afraid.

[12:48]Sounds good.

[12:48]It does sound good.

[12:50]Most of the time,

[12:51]they leave text messages

[12:54]for our show.

[12:57]Yeah.

[12:57]Do they?

[12:58]These idiots

[12:59]not realize

[13:00]we only do

[13:01]audio.

[13:02]John,

[13:03]you want me to do yours

[13:04]or next episode?

[13:05]Up to you, buddy.

[13:05]That's what we think.

[13:07]What do you guys think?

[13:10]You gotta go,

[13:11]John.

[13:12]John.

[13:12]All right.

[13:13]Seems kind of sick

[13:15]to have a voicemail

[13:15]from a guy who's on the show.

[13:16]What am I going to do?

[13:17]Sort of like

[13:22]self-congratulatory.

[13:24]Yeah.

[13:25]We're nothing

[13:26]if not that.

[13:28]We'll see you next time.

[13:58]And is Mago wearing

[13:59]cheering on

[14:01]of capital punishment

[14:02]does thinking a lot

[14:03]about last meals

[14:06]and thinking about

[14:07]guys like John Wayne Gacy.

[14:09]He ordered up

[14:11]a bucket of original recipe

[14:13]Kentucky fried chicken.

[14:15]Maybe think of you guys

[14:17]and

[14:17]Timothy McVeigh

[14:20]had

[14:20]he ordered for his last meal

[14:23]two pints of mint chocolate chip

[14:24]ice cream,

[14:25]which I think you fuckers

[14:27]in Minnesota call it.

[14:28]Peppermint bonbon.

[14:29]Did he eat them?

[14:30]My question to you for

[14:33]I'd love to hear

[14:34]what would you order

[14:36]as you're on death row?

[14:37]What would be your last meal?

[14:39]I'll be here about it.

[14:41]You know who I would ask that to?

[14:43]Suge Knight.

[14:44]You know what I mean?

[14:46]Stranded on death row.

[14:48]Here's the thing.

[14:50]Okay.

[14:50]Is mint

[14:53]is peppermint chocolate chip

[14:55]and mint bonbon

[14:56]not this?

[14:57]Is this the same?

[14:58]Same thing.

[14:58]I always thought they were different.

[14:59]Nope.

[15:00]Peppermint bonbon

[15:01]and mint chocolate chip

[15:02]exact same thing.

[15:03]What?

[15:04]I got to get out of here.

[15:05]I got to pull a rust

[15:06]and get out of here.

[15:06]I don't know.

[15:07]That blows my mind.

[15:09]I don't know what I thought

[15:10]peppermint bonbon was,

[15:11]but I didn't.

[15:11]I thought it was like bigger.

[15:13]Great.

[15:14]Now I got to tell my wife

[15:15]I invested a hundred thousand

[15:16]each into peppermint bonbon

[15:18]and mint chocolate chip ice cream.

[15:20]By the way,

[15:21]great ice cream.

[15:21]Russell,

[15:22]I know you don't like the mint

[15:23]in the ice cream

[15:23]or do you?

[15:25]I can't remember.

[15:25]No, I'm out.

[15:26]Oh,

[15:27]he's all the way out.

[15:28]You don't guess

[15:29]what you don't have to do.

[15:30]You eat peppermint bonbon

[15:31]ice cream

[15:32]or peppermint chocolate chip.

[15:33]It's the same.

[15:34]It turns out.

[15:35]Why would anyone turn

[15:36]an ice cream

[15:37]or a cookie

[15:38]into like a dentist flavor?

[15:40]It makes no sense.

[15:41]A dentist flavor.

[15:42]If you have peppermint bonbon

[15:44]before you go to bed,

[15:45]you don't have to brush your teeth

[15:47]and that's a fact.

[15:47]It's right.

[15:48]It's you're good to go.

[15:49]You said.

[15:50]Okay.

[15:52]Back to that

[15:52]that black thing

[15:53]and tartar

[15:54]back to that tartar bit

[15:55]we had the other day

[15:55]about tartar sauce.

[15:56]Now,

[15:57]we did a bit about tartar sauce.

[15:59]Oh,

[15:59]yeah,

[15:59]because I was at the baseball game

[16:00]eating fish.

[16:01]I remember now.

[16:02]No,

[16:02]I'm not talking about that anymore.

[16:03]It's fucked.

[16:04]So,

[16:05]I survived.

[16:06]I'm still here.

[16:07]Last meal on death row.

[16:08]Who's got a good idea

[16:09]for what they want to eat

[16:10]on death row?

[16:10]What are we thinking?

[16:11]I thought I was set

[16:13]until I heard about

[16:14]the bucket of fried chicken

[16:15]and I don't know,

[16:15]but I initially was thinking

[16:17]very simple.

[16:18]Shot of mezcal,

[16:21]dozen oysters,

[16:22]bottle of champagne,

[16:24]steak with garlic butter,

[16:26]bourbon.

[16:27]That'd be it for me.

[16:28]So,

[16:29]you're starting with the mezcal

[16:30]and then ending with the bourbon?

[16:31]Yeah.

[16:32]I'm going to die anyway.

[16:33]What am I going to have

[16:34]a hangover?

[16:34]I'm not worried.

[16:35]Yeah.

[16:35]I'm drinking a whole bottle

[16:36]of champagne in between.

[16:37]Your last thought is like,

[16:39]oh,

[16:39]I can feel this gout coming on.

[16:40]Oh, well,

[16:41]who cares?

[16:41]I'm good.

[16:42]I'm fine.

[16:42]Russell,

[16:44]what do you think?

[16:44]Russell or Matt,

[16:45]what do you think?

[16:45]Last meal?

[16:46]I'm definitely going

[16:47]like a pepperoni pizza.

[16:49]What do you want

[16:50]in your tombstone?

[16:51]I'd have a Jax

[16:53]or a tombstone.

[16:54]I can tell you that much.

[16:55]Just three from the oven?

[16:56]probably like a Cassetta's,

[16:59]you know,

[17:00]pepperoni pizza,

[17:00]maybe like a Pizzeria Lola

[17:02]or something.

[17:03]I wouldn't go with like

[17:04]a Domino's or something,

[17:05]but I think I would just go

[17:06]with a straight up

[17:06]pepperoni pizza.

[17:07]Wow.

[17:07]Delicious.

[17:08]Russell,

[17:08]what do you think?

[17:09]You know,

[17:10]there's a lot of like

[17:10]side dishes I would want,

[17:11]maybe some pork belly,

[17:12]maybe a little bit

[17:13]of a ribeye or something,

[17:14]but the thing that I would

[17:15]want to focus

[17:16]all of my energy on

[17:17]is like at least

[17:19]one and a half

[17:20]like monster buckets

[17:22]of movie theater popcorn

[17:23]with butter

[17:24]all over that shit.

[17:25]Wow.

[17:25]Yes,

[17:25]a flavor coal on them.

[17:26]Yes.

[17:27]Yes.

[17:27]Yes.

[17:27]Aaron,

[17:28]did you ever buy

[17:29]the flavor coal in a can?

[17:30]I know you're talking

[17:31]about doing that.

[17:31]I never did.

[17:32]No,

[17:32]I didn't.

[17:32]I didn't follow through

[17:33]with it,

[17:33]but I do now get

[17:35]a monster bag of popcorn

[17:36]anytime I'm at the movies.

[17:37]Russell,

[17:38]let me give you some advice.

[17:39]You ready for this shit?

[17:40]You take some junior mints,

[17:41]you mix it into the popcorn.

[17:43]Okay.

[17:44]And then Russell,

[17:46]you dip deep

[17:47]in the popcorn

[17:47]and there's a little

[17:48]other.

[17:48]I can get down now.

[17:49]I never used to mix

[17:50]the sweet and the salty,

[17:51]but I do like to throw

[17:52]some Sour Patch Kids

[17:53]into the popcorn now

[17:54]a little bit.

[17:54]I like the water.

[17:55]I do.

[17:55]I never was into that,

[17:57]but now I kind of like

[17:58]the Watermelon Sour Patch Kids.

[18:00]I got to say,

[18:01]you guys turned me

[18:02]on to candy.

[18:02]I was not eating candy

[18:03]as an adult

[18:04]and you guys made me realize

[18:05]I was missing out.

[18:06]Yeah.

[18:06]Yeah.

[18:07]You're missing out, Aaron.

[18:08]It's really cool

[18:09]to buy candy at the store

[18:11]and get a look.

[18:11]Do you know what it's like

[18:12]to buy candy at the store

[18:13]and you get a look

[18:14]from the 23-year-old

[18:15]of what the fuck?

[18:15]You are at 40-something

[18:16]and you're buying candy.

[18:18]Gross.

[18:19]Those nerd clusters,

[18:20]though, they're good.

[18:21]Russell,

[18:21]you fucking with

[18:23]sour gummies,

[18:23]Russell, and popcorn?

[18:24]What do you think?

[18:25]No, that's terrible.

[18:26]I wouldn't put anything

[18:27]in popcorn,

[18:27]but I certainly wouldn't

[18:28]put any sour or gummy.

[18:30]I'm out on all gummy

[18:32]type candy.

[18:32]I don't want that stuff.

[18:34]Okay.

[18:35]All right.

[18:35]I'd love a good gummy

[18:36]if it looks like a hamburger.

[18:37]I'll sign you up.

[18:39]SpongeBob one?

[18:40]Yeah, those are good.

[18:40]Yeah.

[18:41]John, what about you?

[18:42]What do you think?

[18:42]Well, fuck.

[18:43]I would order

[18:44]the biggest messy burrito,

[18:46]maybe the bomb

[18:47]from Quick Trip,

[18:47]like roughly.

[18:48]Ooh, there we go.

[18:49]Only because I want

[18:51]those people

[18:52]to really have

[18:52]a good, hard job

[18:53]to clean up afterwards

[18:55]when it fits

[18:56]the electric chair

[18:57]or lethal injection,

[18:57]whatever.

[18:58]I'm making a mess,

[18:59]but I'd also get

[19:00]a slice of pecan pie.

[19:02]And I'd look

[19:03]the warden in the eyes

[19:04]and I'd say,

[19:04]I'm saving this for later

[19:06]and not eat it

[19:07]and just see what happens.

[19:08]You dummy.

[19:10]John, if you were the,

[19:14]if you were the,

[19:15]the warden

[19:16]and you were the one

[19:17]putting someone down

[19:18]and they left some

[19:19]like leftovers,

[19:20]would you bring them

[19:20]home afterwards or not?

[19:22]If it was KFC,

[19:23]yeah,

[19:23]for sure.

[19:24]Because that's even good

[19:27]the next day.

[19:28]Yeah.

[19:28]Maybe even two days later.

[19:29]Especially if you're wearing

[19:30]an Undertaker shirt.

[19:31]I can tell you

[19:32]ate this fried chicken

[19:33]because we actually

[19:33]have the bite marks

[19:34]as part of evidence.

[19:35]I can go grab it.

[19:36]Did you bring this

[19:39]as a last meal

[19:40]from death row again?

[19:41]I did.

[19:42]I'm a stinker.

[19:43]I can't believe

[19:45]I married you.

[19:45]My life's depressing hell.

[19:46]Listen,

[19:48]okay,

[19:49]the correct answer

[19:50]is actually,

[19:50]John,

[19:50]you're pretty close.

[19:51]I pick up my wife

[19:53]from the cities.

[19:54]We go out to breakfast.

[19:55]I've got a three

[19:55]and a half hour drive

[19:56]ahead of me.

[19:56]So guys,

[19:57]do I make smart decisions

[19:59]on what to get for breakfast?

[20:00]No.

[20:00]No, I do not.

[20:01]First of all,

[20:02]I go to Cream Cafe

[20:03]in Minneapolis.

[20:05]Coffee rules

[20:07]everything around me

[20:07]is what it says inside.

[20:08]Right away,

[20:09]me going to Cream Cafe,

[20:10]being as lactose intolerant

[20:13]as I am,

[20:13]you should know right away,

[20:14]trouble.

[20:14]Order.

[20:15]Here's what I order.

[20:16]A cappuccino.

[20:17]Okay.

[20:18]I order a breakfast burrito.

[20:20]Slather that thing

[20:21]in hot sauce.

[20:22]You know I do.

[20:23]Okay.

[20:23]Then we split.

[20:25]They have ice coffee flight.

[20:28]Everybody who works there

[20:30]has an ice coffee.

[20:31]So like the Michael.

[20:32]Right?

[20:32]There's one where it's like

[20:33]Nutella and chocolate.

[20:34]There's one where it's chai.

[20:36]There's one where it's matcha.

[20:37]But it's like the Allison.

[20:38]The Michael.

[20:40]All of them

[20:41]incredibly heavy

[20:42]cream-based drinks.

[20:43]Right?

[20:43]So my wife and I

[20:45]are trying it.

[20:46]Now,

[20:47]why do you think

[20:49]they have the names

[20:50]on the drinks?

[20:51]Like why do you think

[20:52]it's called the Michael?

[20:52]That's the way Michael likes

[20:53]it?

[20:53]Yes.

[20:54]And who do you think

[20:55]Michael is?

[20:55]Some 22-year-old skinny guy

[20:59]who...

[20:59]Yeah.

[20:59]Who's working there, right?

[21:02]Yeah.

[21:02]So my wife drinks it

[21:03]and goes,

[21:04]oh God,

[21:05]I hate matcha.

[21:06]This is terrible.

[21:07]And then she drinks

[21:08]the next one

[21:09]and she's like,

[21:09]oh,

[21:09]it's got that tea flavor.

[21:11]This is awful.

[21:12]And I'm like,

[21:13]they are working

[21:14]right back there

[21:14]making my burrito

[21:15]right now as we speak.

[21:16]So now I have loaded up

[21:18]on multiple cream drinks

[21:20]and a spicy burrito

[21:21]which I couldn't eat all of

[21:22]because it turns out

[21:23]I'm on medication.

[21:23]I forgot about that

[21:24]when I ordered all this stuff.

[21:25]Then I get in the car.

[21:28]I am driving up.

[21:29]I make it up to about,

[21:30]I don't even think it's like,

[21:32]it's not even like Monticello.

[21:33]And I'm just like...

[21:35]Where's that?

[21:35]Monticello is just,

[21:37]it's up on 94.

[21:38]It is north.

[21:38]God damn it.

[21:39]Now you got me.

[21:40]Jesus Christ.

[21:42]It's exactly halfway

[21:45]between Rochester

[21:46]and Hackatack, Minnesota.

[21:47]I can just tell you that, right?

[21:48]Home of Joel Chris Villa

[21:49]at the Vanilla Gorilla, right?

[21:53]Oh, it is really on the same.

[21:55]Guys, at some point

[21:57]my wife looks at me and goes,

[21:58]you need to pull over now

[21:59]because I was doing that thing

[22:00]where like my body is straight.

[22:02]Like I put both feet on the floor

[22:04]and my body is like a straight plank

[22:06]going,

[22:06]I cannot shit my pants.

[22:09]While you're driving?

[22:09]It's a 44 year old man

[22:11]driving his wife up

[22:12]after their anniversary, right?

[22:13]That's an all time bad look.

[22:15]But what am I going to do?

[22:16]I had so much milk stuff.

[22:18]Thank you.

[22:19]Happy anniversary

[22:20]to Russell

[22:21]for that ride in the limo.

[22:22]Yeah, exactly.

[22:22]Russell,

[22:23]20 years ago,

[22:23]20 years ago,

[22:23]you were helping me out.

[22:24]Moving those statues around

[22:26]and now look at us.

[22:27]Okay?

[22:28]You're still serving me

[22:29]my every whim.

[22:30]Wait, you never,

[22:31]wait, what does this have to do

[22:32]with your death row meal?

[22:33]Well, because I would get

[22:34]all that same stuff.

[22:35]Bunch of creamy drinks,

[22:36]big burrito,

[22:37]big burrito.

[22:38]Okay?

[22:39]And then I'd still be on Wigovia

[22:40]and be like,

[22:40]I should have stopped this.

[22:41]What was I thinking?

[22:42]It's not going to help me

[22:43]in the future.

[22:44]Now here's the deal.

[22:46]I will lose weight

[22:46]but it's because of my worm face

[22:47]when worms eat my face.

[22:48]Here's the thing

[22:50]is that John,

[22:51]I did,

[22:51]but the bathroom I went into,

[22:53]I looked,

[22:53]I looked at the seat

[22:54]and I was like,

[22:54]okay,

[22:55]I cannot touch the back

[22:56]of this seat.

[22:56]There's some unknown substances

[22:58]back there.

[22:58]So I had to like sit on the front

[23:00]like I was like,

[23:01]I don't know what,

[23:02]getting off a chair lift,

[23:03]you know,

[23:03]I kind of.

[23:03]Yep.

[23:04]All right.

[23:06]Scooch, scooch, scooch.

[23:07]Let's get into roller going.

[23:08]Russell's about to pass out.

[23:09]It's time to see

[23:12]what everybody's up to.

[23:13]I feel like I might be

[23:14]in the wrap zone right now.

[23:15]Yes.

[23:16]Uh-oh.

[23:17]Okay.

[23:17]Your hamstrings are pulled?

[23:20]Yeah.

[23:20]You're crying?

[23:21]Are you crying?

[23:21]Is there some tears?

[23:23]The wrap zone is the part

[23:25]of your face

[23:26]that gets most oily.

[23:27]A lot of people

[23:27]don't realize that.

[23:28]Uh,

[23:29]rolling going.

[23:30]I'm going to start

[23:30]with myself rolling going.

[23:32]Listen,

[23:32]I've got to do

[23:33]an apology

[23:34]of the week

[23:36]and I wish I wouldn't

[23:37]have said that

[23:37]before I found the SoundCloud.

[23:38]From Beck,

[23:39]did it better.

[23:39]Is this to me or no?

[23:41]This apology

[23:43]is going out to Russell.

[23:44]You might go

[23:45]to someone else first.

[23:46]I got,

[23:47]I'm feeling like Rob right now.

[23:48]We might have to be back

[23:49]in a minute.

[23:50]Oh,

[23:50]no way.

[23:51]Oh,

[23:53]Oh,

[23:53]that's a first.

[23:55]Oh,

[23:56]wow.

[23:56]Russell had a big dinner

[23:57]pulled hamstring.

[23:58]You know,

[23:59]when he took up that,

[24:00]remember that half and half?

[24:01]I saw him drink out of that again.

[24:03]Remember when he had that

[24:03]in the basement

[24:04]unrefrigerated?

[24:04]That was a mistake.

[24:06]I should have not done that.

[24:07]Russell didn't,

[24:09]definitely didn't go.

[24:09]I have to go make love

[24:10]to someone.

[24:11]Okay.

[24:11]Aaron rolling going.

[24:13]How's it going with you?

[24:14]God,

[24:15]we've never had a sex break

[24:17]in the podcast.

[24:17]We really should like somebody

[24:19]now that you guys feel like

[24:20]something we should do.

[24:23]That would be,

[24:24]I mean,

[24:24]we're already,

[24:25]we're 40,

[24:25]we're more than 40%

[24:27]through this thing

[24:27]that we really should.

[24:28]Somebody should go and do that.

[24:29]So I hope it's Russell.

[24:30]Um,

[24:31]I've been watching.

[24:32]Okay.

[24:32]You guys can watch me have sex.

[24:34]I'll do it on camera for you.

[24:35]Okay.

[24:37]Making the ultimate sacrifice.

[24:38]Put my camera all low

[24:39]and behind.

[24:40]I mean,

[24:41]the problem,

[24:41]like I would like,

[24:42]I know I would watch,

[24:44]like I know I would watch.

[24:45]I don't want to do it.

[24:46]I don't want to watch that.

[24:47]Rob has more ingrown hairs

[24:49]back there somehow.

[24:49]Like,

[24:50]Oh,

[24:50]I mean,

[24:51]that's gotta be like a 4k.

[24:53]I don't know what's going on.

[24:54]You know,

[24:54]I see that blur background.

[24:55]I don't think so.

[24:56]Staring deep into your asshole.

[24:59]Um,

[25:00]I've been watching a lot of Olympics

[25:03]as you might imagine.

[25:04]I think a couple of my favorite things

[25:05]are I watched this morning

[25:06]and there was this 19 year old

[25:08]from Sri Lanka

[25:09]who was running

[25:10]in the heats of the 800 meters

[25:12]and like,

[25:12]she was like,

[25:14]so stoked to introduce herself

[25:16]to the crowd

[25:17]and then she lost her heat

[25:17]by like 10 seconds.

[25:18]And that,

[25:19]that to me,

[25:19]like other than winning

[25:22]an Olympic medal,

[25:22]I think like,

[25:23]doing something like that

[25:24]is the coolest fucking thing.

[25:25]Like you made it to the Olympics.

[25:27]You went all the way

[25:27]from Sri Lanka to Paris.

[25:28]You're there for one heat

[25:30]of the 800.

[25:30]You got to live it up

[25:32]in the Olympic village.

[25:33]I just,

[25:33]I love,

[25:34]I love everything about it.

[25:35]But what I'm concerned about

[25:36]is that I've just,

[25:37]I've been watching

[25:37]a lot of the gymnastics.

[25:38]Which Olympian would you

[25:40]want to have sex with?

[25:40]If you're in the Olympic village

[25:41]and you could hook up

[25:43]with one event,

[25:44]what event would it be?

[25:45]One event?

[25:47]Yep.

[25:47]Uh,

[25:49]like having actual sex

[25:50]or just like holding hands?

[25:53]The holding hands sex.

[25:55]What?

[25:56]Because holding hands

[25:57]would be the basketball team.

[25:59]But I don't want to actually

[26:00]have sex with any of those guys.

[26:01]You wouldn't want to have sex

[26:02]with Kevin Durant?

[26:03]Are you crazy?

[26:04]He's so big, dude.

[26:05]How am I going to deal with that?

[26:06]Aaron,

[26:07]hey,

[26:07]if you're going to go for it,

[26:08]you got to go for it.

[26:09]Okay?

[26:09]Your first homosexual experience

[26:12]is with Kevin Durant?

[26:13]Yes, please.

[26:14]Thank you.

[26:14]Yeah, that's true.

[26:15]That would be a pretty big deal.

[26:16]No, that's,

[26:17]yeah, that's a good point.

[26:18]Okay.

[26:18]Yeah, I got to be

[26:19]the U.S. men's basketball team.

[26:20]Okay.

[26:21]Matt,

[26:21]who are you having sex with

[26:22]in the Olympic Village?

[26:23]Probably the,

[26:25]what do you call them?

[26:27]The throwers?

[26:28]I think I'd go with the throwers.

[26:29]The javelins.

[26:29]Yeah.

[26:30]More like shot put.

[26:33]More like shot put.

[26:34]I was picturing them

[26:35]grabbing it like a javelin

[26:37]and like running down.

[26:37]You're like,

[26:38]yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[26:39]That feels like something

[26:42]you've watched recently.

[26:43]John, what do you think?

[26:44]My Olympic,

[26:46]my Olympic porn parody video

[26:48]that I'm making.

[26:49]Just running up there

[26:50]with the javelin.

[26:52]I'll go with the obvious.

[26:53]The gymnast.

[26:54]Because, you know,

[26:55]it just would be a lot of fun.

[26:57]Pommel horse.

[26:58]Yep.

[26:58]Yeah, specifically.

[27:00]Yeah, I think that's a good idea.

[27:01]The rings.

[27:02]Yep.

[27:03]God, I didn't even think

[27:06]about who I'd go with.

[27:07]Probably a cyclist.

[27:09]Just have him sit on my face.

[27:10]I think that'd be

[27:11]the easiest one.

[27:11]Oh my God.

[27:12]What?

[27:13]Actually, that kind of like

[27:16]dovetails into my rolling going

[27:17]because I was watching

[27:19]the gymnastics yesterday

[27:20]and they kept talking about

[27:22]Simone.

[27:22]Simone Biles signature moves

[27:23]and I don't like

[27:23]I'm 45, 44 years old.

[27:26]I don't have any signature moves.

[27:27]Like at what point

[27:28]am I going to get

[27:29]a signature move in my life?

[27:30]Do you guys have signature moves?

[27:31]Well, I get,

[27:32]I'll say this.

[27:33]I,

[27:34]I think I've

[27:36]quasi perfected

[27:37]the dancing on the dance floor

[27:39]without actually moving your feet.

[27:41]Yep.

[27:41]You know,

[27:41]that might be somewhat

[27:42]of a signature move.

[27:44]Yeah, that's a good

[27:45]quasi signature move.

[27:46]I like that.

[27:48]No, you're right, Aaron.

[27:50]I do need a signature move.

[27:51]Like,

[27:52]I need to come in

[27:52]and like, you know,

[27:53]like I,

[27:54]like I put my hand

[27:55]way deep in my pockets,

[27:56]like too deep

[27:56]and everybody's like,

[27:57]that's Rob,

[27:57]but his hand's way down

[27:59]in his pockets.

[27:59]Everybody needs a calling card.

[28:01]Something that like,

[28:02]you know, that's them

[28:03]and I haven't come up with it yet.

[28:05]I mean, like,

[28:05]I think I told this story long ago.

[28:07]Like, I'm pretty smooth

[28:07]at putting up an umbrella,

[28:08]but like it hasn't,

[28:09]you know,

[28:10]I don't always get to be

[28:11]on the ring.

[28:11]So like,

[28:12]I need something more

[28:13]that's not just putting up

[28:15]the umbrella, you know?

[28:15]Wow.

[28:16]Can you just do

[28:16]a quick demonstration?

[28:17]How are you smooth

[28:18]with putting up the umbrella?

[28:22]Oh, that was good.

[28:23]I like that.

[28:24]It went right up.

[28:26]I didn't see anything

[28:26]and then all of a sudden

[28:27]you pantomimed

[28:28]an umbrella going up

[28:28]and I was like,

[28:29]damn,

[28:29]I'm actually kind of

[28:30]impressed by that.

[28:31]Do you know,

[28:31]do you remember

[28:32]when Kramer used to answer

[28:34]the phone in Seinfeld

[28:36]where you do it

[28:36]with just one hand?

[28:37]Remember the old phones

[28:38]that touched it?

[28:39]We had those in college

[28:41]and you can essentially

[28:42]hammer one side of it

[28:44]and it just goes

[28:45]into your hand.

[28:45]Like, I am really good at that.

[28:47]And anytime I see

[28:48]a phone like that

[28:48]right anywhere,

[28:49]I just,

[28:49]I instantly go right

[28:50]to the Kramer

[28:51]where you just answer

[28:52]with one hand.

[28:52]Really?

[28:52]With one phone.

[28:52]Yeah.

[28:52]Oh, that's an incredible

[28:54]signature move.

[28:55]That is a great

[28:56]signature move.

[28:56]I love that.

[28:57]You have a message.

[28:58]There's a red light bleeping.

[28:59]Yeah.

[29:00]Remember?

[29:00]And then,

[29:01]I don't know if we can find it.

[29:02]We don't need to find it,

[29:03]but we need to get a...

[29:04]Oh, that's great.

[29:05]That's really good.

[29:05]Yeah, but I used to like that.

[29:07]It's just,

[29:07]you can't use it anymore.

[29:08]My signature move

[29:10]is probably something

[29:11]I taught this friend of mine

[29:12]named Isaiah.

[29:14]It's where I put

[29:15]the jersey over my head

[29:16]and then I dunk it.

[29:17]Okay?

[29:18]That's kind of my move.

[29:20]I tried to tell him,

[29:21]hey, this is my move.

[29:22]Silly, silly.

[29:23]Don't steal it.

[29:23]I'm living in the East Bay.

[29:25]I'm also pretty good

[29:26]at picking up

[29:27]dirty laundry off the floor

[29:28]with my toes

[29:29]and then flipping it up

[29:30]to myself and catching it.

[29:31]That's great.

[29:31]I feel like that's like

[29:32]a lot of people.

[29:33]That's not that great.

[29:34]Feels great.

[29:34]Russell, we're talking

[29:36]signature moves.

[29:36]You got any signature moves,

[29:37]Russell?

[29:38]Like, what do we...

[29:38]Like, if you walk into a room,

[29:39]how do we know

[29:40]Russell's in the house?

[29:41]I have no idea.

[29:43]By White Oakley.

[29:44]No signature moves for Russell.

[29:45]I don't have to think about that.

[29:47]The White Oakleys

[29:48]are a good signature move.

[29:49]Yeah.

[29:50]I've been rocking the blue one

[29:52]at public events recently.

[29:53]You can see out of them.

[29:55]That's what advantage

[29:56]that you have.

[29:57]I can't see

[29:58]the podcast notes in these.

[29:59]Oh, Jesus.

[29:59]That guy is not allowed

[30:02]back at the Little League

[30:03]Hall of Fame game.

[30:04]For sure.

[30:04]It's like me and Pete Rose

[30:07]sitting over in the corner.

[30:08]So that's how

[30:11]it's rolling going with me.

[30:12]Are we getting

[30:13]a rolling going from John?

[30:14]Yeah, why not?

[30:15]Let's hear how

[30:16]it's rolling going with John.

[30:17]Oh, shit, guys.

[30:17]It's, you know,

[30:18]same old, same old,

[30:19]same shit, different day.

[30:22]Just living the dream.

[30:22]Tell me about it.

[30:23]Existence is a bleak gray square.

[30:25]I forgot.

[30:25]Are you the guy

[30:26]who forgot to prepare

[30:27]a rolling going

[30:28]when you're here as a guest?

[30:29]No, I met,

[30:30]I mixed up,

[30:31]I mixed up

[30:32]the rolling going

[30:33]with the intro.

[30:35]I was so excited.

[30:36]I wanted,

[30:37]I wanted a rolling going

[30:37]right away.

[30:38]And John,

[30:39]I'll say,

[30:40]I'll just bring this back.

[30:41]John might be one of the more

[30:42]interesting people

[30:43]I know in my life.

[30:44]And anybody who's ever met John

[30:45]knows John is one of the more

[30:46]interesting people

[30:47]they've ever met in his life.

[30:48]And he comes on this show

[30:49]and his one

[30:50]chance at fame,

[30:51]glory.

[30:52]He talks about

[30:53]fucking sleep masks.

[30:55]What do you say?

[30:56]Your CPAP machine.

[30:57]That was his rolling going

[30:58]with CPAP machine.

[30:59]Right.

[30:59]You know, John,

[31:01]I love that.

[31:01]I was so mad.

[31:02]I went and got a sleep study

[31:03]and they're like,

[31:04]your sleep's great.

[31:04]You don't need a CPAP machine.

[31:05]I was like, damn.

[31:06]I was disappointed for you, buddy.

[31:07]Because I really want,

[31:08]I want to be like Darth Vader

[31:09]every time I go to bed.

[31:10]Just a pod,

[31:11]just by myself,

[31:11]shit over my face.

[31:13]Let's go.

[31:13]I'll let you use mine in Vegas.

[31:15]I can put it on you.

[31:16]Oh, John.

[31:18]Deal?

[31:18]If you come to Vegas,

[31:20]we might not survive.

[31:21]This might be the last.

[31:22]This might be what pushes

[31:23]us over the edge.

[31:24]John, you got to take

[31:25]your earphones out.

[31:25]We got to talk.

[31:26]Guys, do we really?

[31:28]I mean,

[31:29]he's still like a 50-50, right?

[31:31]Yeah.

[31:31]Oh, yeah.

[31:32]He's not going to do it.

[31:33]Is he going to do it?

[31:34]He's not going to do it.

[31:34]Lots of talk.

[31:35]There's no way.

[31:36]Man, man, man, man.

[31:36]Hold on.

[31:37]It's a 50-50

[31:38]whether he gets the invite, right?

[31:40]Not whether he comes,

[31:41]whether he gets the invite.

[31:42]That's true.

[31:43]That's true.

[31:44]Okay.

[31:44]Right here.

[31:45]John, bring it on back.

[31:46]John, bring your,

[31:47]put your headphones back on.

[31:48]Yeah.

[31:49]Rolling, rolling, going.

[31:50]I just came back

[31:51]from a big Ryder Cup-style

[31:53]golf tournament up north

[31:54]with some golf buddies

[31:56]and played like absolute garbage.

[31:57]Which was disappointing

[31:59]because I had been playing great.

[32:01]And when I got up there,

[32:03]it was up in Rob's old

[32:04]neck of the woods in Boabic.

[32:06]So, you know,

[32:07]we got to visit Gladiator and Tuna's

[32:09]in his old stripper club days.

[32:10]Yep.

[32:10]Nice.

[32:11]And I reverted back

[32:12]to just old habits

[32:14]and played like crap.

[32:15]Literally old strip club days,

[32:17]by the way.

[32:17]That's what they had.

[32:18]That was Thursdays.

[32:19]Old strip club days.

[32:20]You'd go in,

[32:20]you'd get a great discount.

[32:21]The worst part was, Rob,

[32:25]is we went up to the Vermilion Club,

[32:26]the BC,

[32:27]to get the Bamboozler,

[32:28]which is a pizza

[32:29]as big as your kitchen table.

[32:31]And they were so full,

[32:33]they couldn't seat all 18 of us.

[32:34]So we had to go back to the resort.

[32:36]Sad days.

[32:38]That is disappointing.

[32:39]Disappointing.

[32:40]Bamboozler pizza.

[32:41]Bamboozler.

[32:42]You had 18 people.

[32:43]Yeah.

[32:43]What the fuck?

[32:44]That thing is huge.

[32:45]Yeah.

[32:46]Oh, that's incredible.

[32:47]The infamous Bamboozler.

[32:48]Okay.

[32:48]Look at that.

[32:49]What's the minimum number of people?

[32:51]I'm going to say four.

[32:52]They say four people per pizza.

[32:54]So usually we have 20 guys.

[32:56]We get five of them.

[32:57]And little known fact,

[32:59]this is up in the hometown

[33:01]of none other than

[33:03]St. Olaf's famous J.C.

[33:05]Jason.

[33:06]Don't look him up.

[33:10]Don't look him up recently,

[33:11]by the way.

[33:11]Drive fast, take chances.

[33:12]Oh, you're aware of the history.

[33:14]Yeah.

[33:14]We also called him

[33:15]Welcome to the land of the living.

[33:16]Grab a shovel and start digging.

[33:18]All of his decorations

[33:20]he had pierced throughout his body.

[33:21]But yes, we were up there.

[33:23]This guy.

[33:23]Okay.

[33:23]We got to talk about J.C.

[33:24]Just real quick.

[33:25]He ended up

[33:26]a terrible end to the story with him.

[33:28]But this guy,

[33:29]I show up to fucking college.

[33:30]I am 18.

[33:31]I am terrified out of my mind.

[33:33]I am just this little fat kid

[33:34]from Rochester.

[33:35]I show up

[33:36]and all of a sudden

[33:37]this guy walks in

[33:38]bright red hair.

[33:40]Piercings all over.

[33:42]Nipples pierced.

[33:43]Aaron, can you imagine

[33:44]somebody getting their nipples pierced?

[33:45]It's just sick.

[33:45]Can you imagine that?

[33:46]Okay.

[33:46]And then across his stomach,

[33:48]I'll never forget.

[33:48]What's that?

[33:49]Tattoos.

[33:50]Yeah.

[33:53]A lot.

[33:54]And then this guy

[33:55]has anarchy

[33:55]tattooed across his stomach.

[33:57]And I was like,

[33:59]holy shit.

[34:00]What is going on?

[34:01]Because even the guy next to me

[34:02]was like,

[34:02]who the fuck is this guy?

[34:04]He was like a junior.

[34:04]He was like,

[34:05]who the fuck is this guy?

[34:06]This guy was absolutely

[34:07]fucking terrifying.

[34:08]And then it turned out

[34:09]he was the real deal.

[34:11]He would come back

[34:12]and be like,

[34:12]oh yeah,

[34:13]I had sex with this woman last night.

[34:14]She was a R.L.

[34:16]R.O. and R.L.

[34:17]And we're like,

[34:17]what's an R.O.

[34:18]and R.L.?

[34:18]And he goes,

[34:19]rather old

[34:21]and rather large.

[34:21]And he's like,

[34:23]I woke up

[34:24]in a kid's teepee

[34:25]and a dog had shit

[34:27]in there with me.

[34:28]Every story was like that.

[34:30]I would go down

[34:31]and play basketball

[34:31]like every Saturday

[34:32]just so I could be like,

[34:33]hey,

[34:34]anything happen last night?

[34:35]Hung over,

[34:36]didn't want to play basketball at all,

[34:37]but I had to hear

[34:38]these stories firsthand.

[34:39]He could dunk too.

[34:40]He's one of like two people

[34:41]I ever saw dunk in St. Olaf.

[34:42]He could throw down.

[34:43]Two people?

[34:44]Yeah,

[34:45]him and Coach Kaz.

[34:48]Okay,

[34:49]I'm going to show you guys

[34:52]how to dunk real quick.

[34:53]That'd be awesome.

[34:53]I call this one the Rob.

[34:55]I feel like Copen

[34:56]might've come close once.

[34:57]Maybe it's only one.

[34:57]Maybe he's the only one I saw.

[34:59]Russ,

[34:59]you want to go first or me?

[35:00]You go ahead.

[35:01]Listen, guys,

[35:02]apology of the week.

[35:03]I got to do an apology

[35:04]of the week.

[35:05]All right,

[35:05]let's play it.

[35:06]Here we go.

[35:07]Apology of the week.

[35:08]This apology

[35:09]is going out

[35:10]to none other than Russell.

[35:12]Our very own.

[35:14]Beck does it better

[35:16]at podcasts.

[35:17]I got to say,

[35:18]he was.

[35:18]Oh, yeah.

[35:20]I've got to apologize

[35:21]for my wife

[35:22]fucking up Russell's

[35:23]night the other night.

[35:24]Okay,

[35:24]she fucking blew it.

[35:26]All right.

[35:27]We are flying into town.

[35:28]We set up a dinner

[35:29]with Russ.

[35:31]My wife is like,

[35:31]I got to meet this roommate

[35:32]of Russell's.

[35:33]I'm so interested in this.

[35:34]We get together.

[35:35]We come together.

[35:36]And not only that,

[35:37]it is our anniversary dinner.

[35:39]It is my wife and I's

[35:39]20th anniversary.

[35:40]And we,

[35:41]so we love hanging out

[35:42]with friends rather than

[35:43]just us two for some reason.

[35:44]She always says,

[35:45]let's get other people

[35:45]involved in this.

[35:46]We don't have to just be us two.

[35:47]And I'm like, what?

[35:48]Fine apples.

[35:48]We agree that we're going

[35:51]to go meet Russell

[35:51]at dinner at 8 p.m.

[35:54]Okay.

[35:55]Jenny's flight coming in

[35:57]at like five.

[35:58]No problem.

[35:59]Well, it turns out

[36:00]Jenny's flight was at 3.30.

[36:02]Okay.

[36:02]New York City.

[36:03]Want to guess what time

[36:04]she left the apartment?

[36:05]That's right.

[36:05]2.30.

[36:07]She left an hour

[36:08]before the flight.

[36:09]I don't know.

[36:09]She fucking gets there

[36:11]and then tries to check a bag.

[36:12]And she's like,

[36:13]yeah,

[36:14]they won't let you check a bag

[36:15]a half hour

[36:16]before the flight leaves.

[36:17]I was like,

[36:17]I don't fucking know.

[36:17]I don't fucking know.

[36:18]I don't fucking know.

[36:18]I was like,

[36:20]you know,

[36:20]they won't let you on

[36:21]after 50 minutes.

[36:22]So then she goes through security

[36:24]and she's like,

[36:24]oh,

[36:24]I got slowed down

[36:25]in security big time.

[36:26]They pulled out all my weights.

[36:28]She brought all their weights

[36:30]into security

[36:31]so they pulled them out.

[36:32]She's like,

[36:33]why?

[36:34]I'm like,

[36:34]you know that's going to happen.

[36:36]You get,

[36:36]nobody gets stopped in security

[36:37]as much as she does,

[36:38]whether it's powders,

[36:39]weights,

[36:40]an espresso machine,

[36:41]whatever it is.

[36:42]Okay.

[36:43]That time in Ireland.

[36:43]She brought an entire

[36:44]espresso machine.

[36:45]Oh, of course.

[36:46]Of course.

[36:46]I've got a picture

[36:47]where it burst

[36:48]open and the coffee pods

[36:49]spilled the ground.

[36:49]And so I helped pick it up.

[36:51]No, I didn't.

[36:51]I didn't help pick it up.

[36:52]I took a picture of it.

[36:52]And I do what I always do

[36:55]in security,

[36:55]which is I walk away from her

[36:57]as if we're in the

[36:58]Thomas Crown Affair.

[36:58]We've just pulled off

[37:00]some sort of heist

[37:00]and I need to get out

[37:01]of there very quickly.

[37:02]So of course,

[37:04]she then texts me,

[37:05]oh,

[37:06]I missed my flight.

[37:06]Now,

[37:07]meanwhile,

[37:07]you want to guess

[37:08]who's driving south

[37:09]from the cabin

[37:10]at this point

[37:10]to pick her up

[37:11]in three hours?

[37:12]Me.

[37:12]So then I have to turn around,

[37:14]drive a half hour back home.

[37:15]She gets a later flight

[37:17]for that night.

[37:18]She's supposed to land

[37:19]at eight.

[37:20]We're going to go meet Russell.

[37:21]He's changed the time.

[37:22]We're going to go meet him

[37:22]at nine.

[37:23]Okay.

[37:23]Gentlemen,

[37:24]the fucking flight

[37:26]goes around Minneapolis,

[37:27]does not land

[37:28]until like 930.

[37:30]Okay.

[37:31]Now,

[37:32]I totally forget

[37:33]we're going to dinner with Russ

[37:34]and this is where it's my bad.

[37:35]I totally forget.

[37:36]Forget to text him

[37:37]and tell Jenny Lance,

[37:38]oh yeah,

[37:38]it's 930.

[37:39]It's a half hour

[37:39]after we're supposed to be there.

[37:40]We're not going to be there

[37:42]for another half hour.

[37:43]So not only is Russell there.

[37:45]36 minutes.

[37:46]What's that?

[37:48]36 minutes from 930.

[37:49]36 minutes.

[37:50]I am going to be late.

[37:52]Okay.

[37:52]Did not tell Russell,

[37:54]did not inform him.

[37:54]That's on me.

[37:55]And,

[37:56]but I got to say this.

[37:57]We were going to miss food service

[37:59]because we got there at 10.

[38:00]Food service stopped at 945.

[38:01]So of course,

[38:02]Jenny says,

[38:03]well,

[38:03]I want the halibut

[38:04]because she was looking

[38:04]at the fucking menu.

[38:05]Oh,

[38:06]I'm driving.

[38:06]I can't look at a menu.

[38:08]So I have to do the,

[38:09]Russell,

[38:10]just order something for me.

[38:11]Hoping.

[38:12]Hoping that he would drop the ball

[38:14]so I could get in here

[38:15]and get his ass so bad.

[38:17]And guess what?

[38:18]Russell fucking nailed it.

[38:19]Okay.

[38:19]Russell,

[38:20]explain your strategy

[38:21]for ordering for me

[38:22]because it was one of the most

[38:23]beautiful things I've ever seen

[38:24]in my life.

[38:24]And that includes

[38:26]the birth of my children.

[38:27]I ordered Rob the placenta.

[38:31]I didn't think it was going over

[38:33]as well as it did,

[38:34]but him and Angelina Jolie

[38:36]sat down and they enjoyed.

[38:37]Yeah.

[38:38]It was live.

[38:38]Isn't this supposed to be salty?

[38:40]Like way salty?

[38:41]Was it on the floor

[38:42]or did they have it on the table?

[38:43]What we did was we,

[38:46]we heard that Jenny

[38:47]had a specific thing

[38:48]she wanted.

[38:48]This came through via text message.

[38:50]She wanted the halibut.

[38:51]She wanted a certain salad.

[38:52]So the,

[38:54]the,

[38:54]the waitress is coming up to us

[38:55]and you can tell

[38:56]she's kind of be like,

[38:57]Hey,

[38:57]we got to move this along

[38:58]or whatever.

[38:58]So I pushed it till 944.

[39:00]I put our order in

[39:01]for the whole table

[39:02]one minute before

[39:03]the orders are due.

[39:04]Wow.

[39:04]Oh my God.

[39:06]Yep.

[39:06]So not only are we not showing up,

[39:07]Russell's having to fend off servers,

[39:09]trying to serve him,

[39:10]trying to go home.

[39:11]So Russell is forced

[39:13]to order drink after drink.

[39:14]Yes.

[39:18]Perfect opportunity

[39:20]to split a bill

[39:21]at the end of the night,

[39:22]by the way,

[39:22]when you've gotten there early

[39:23]and I was going to say we did,

[39:26]I do feel like we kind of made up

[39:28]because we did split it equally.

[39:30]And I was like,

[39:30]wow, that's a lot.

[39:31]And then on the way out,

[39:32]I was like,

[39:32]well, yeah, that's right.

[39:34]Russell was there

[39:34]for like an hour

[39:35]mowing down drinks

[39:36]before I got there.

[39:37]Then I split the bill.

[39:38]I got suckered.

[39:39]So Russell,

[39:40]what'd you do?

[39:41]So we ordered

[39:42]a couple appetizers,

[39:43]a bison tartare.

[39:44]There was some sort of

[39:45]raw fish appetizer, Matt.

[39:47]You would have been all over.

[39:48]But I told him

[39:49]the salad has to come out later

[39:51]and you can bring out

[39:52]the appetizers.

[39:53]The salad has to wait

[39:54]because I didn't want

[39:55]Rob's lovely bride

[39:57]to be annoyed

[39:57]that her salad

[39:58]had been sitting out there

[39:59]for a while.

[40:00]So I specifically said

[40:01]that's got to come out later.

[40:02]But the two ladies

[40:04]were ordering halibuts.

[40:05]We put in the two fish orders.

[40:06]And so what I did is

[40:07]I figured we're gonna order

[40:08]two things.

[40:08]I'll let Rob pick

[40:10]which whatever one.

[40:10]I got the duck

[40:12]and the lamb.

[40:13]And I'm like,

[40:14]yes,

[40:14]I'll put the lamb

[40:15]in front of Rob.

[40:16]And if he doesn't like it,

[40:17]he can take the duck

[40:18]and he can take the duck.

[40:18]Oh, my God.

[40:20]I mean, it's brilliant.

[40:21]That's, wow.

[40:22]It's brilliant

[40:23]because I did,

[40:23]I mean, I did him dirty.

[40:24]I said,

[40:24]you got to order me something.

[40:25]And he knows

[40:26]I'm going to get his ass

[40:27]if he orders the wrong thing.

[40:28]He knows I am.

[40:29]I'll be so happy

[40:31]if he orders me

[40:31]like some fucked up shit.

[40:33]I'm going to be thrilled.

[40:34]But Russell,

[40:35]I got to say,

[40:35]good job.

[40:36]Hats off.

[40:37]Wow.

[40:38]Nice work.

[40:38]Okay.

[40:39]Sorry again

[40:39]that we were very,

[40:40]very late to dinner.

[40:41]And once again,

[40:42]it was not my fault.

[40:43]I don't know if 66 minutes

[40:44]is very, very,

[40:45]I think it's more than very, very.

[40:47]It's, yeah,

[40:48]it's not late anymore.

[40:49]You missed one reservation

[40:50]and had to make a new one.

[40:51]It's bad.

[40:52]Russell,

[40:54]you must have been

[40:54]so hungry at that point.

[40:55]No, I was,

[40:56]we were having drinks.

[40:57]It was fine.

[40:57]You know what?

[40:58]Oh, my God.

[40:59]This is on like a Wednesday,

[41:00]by the way.

[41:01]It would bother me

[41:02]if I showed up late

[41:03]to something like that.

[41:04]But if someone shows up,

[41:05]like I'm cool.

[41:06]I could sit there

[41:07]for an hour and chill

[41:07]and be fine.

[41:09]Incredible.

[41:10]I will say this.

[41:12]I think one of the problems

[41:13]is that when I screw up,

[41:14]I say something,

[41:15]I'm like,

[41:15]oh,

[41:15]I'm so stupid.

[41:16]I can't believe I did this.

[41:17]Like, I really berate myself.

[41:18]And she's like,

[41:19]yeah, I screwed up.

[41:20]And I'm like,

[41:21]and don't you hate yourself?

[41:24]Aren't you going to say

[41:24]something bad about yourself

[41:25]when I get some relish?

[41:26]And she didn't.

[41:28]And I was like,

[41:28]this is not as satisfying as.

[41:30]Feels like you guys

[41:31]grew up pretty differently,

[41:32]but I'm not going to get into that.

[41:34]No, I think it's fine.

[41:35]That definitely hasn't been emphasized

[41:36]with my weeks here in the cabin.

[41:38]Maybe my parents saying things to me

[41:42]and then me saying

[41:43]those same things to my kids

[41:45]and, you know,

[41:45]realizing that the cycle

[41:46]is just continuing.

[41:47]And my wife saying,

[41:50]why did you say that?

[41:50]I said, well,

[41:51]my mom said it to me

[41:52]and it started off a whole thing.

[41:53]That hasn't happened.

[41:54]So that's fine.

[41:56]We could go to Matt's

[42:00]for one good

[42:01]if we were drowning.

[42:02]Did Matt, you already do it?

[42:03]No.

[42:04]Oh, fuck.

[42:05]Matt, we're only going.

[42:06]I was going to do it.

[42:06]I was going to say something,

[42:08]but I thought,

[42:08]well, let's just see

[42:09]how long this goes on.

[42:10]I thought he was playing

[42:11]the game along with me.

[42:12]No, I'm sorry.

[42:13]Or Rob's just fishing

[42:14]and he's fishing

[42:15]and he's fishing

[42:15]and he's trying to,

[42:16]he's stretching.

[42:17]Stretch it.

[42:18]We got to stretch it.

[42:19]He's vamping.

[42:20]Russell's hamstrings

[42:21]are cramped up.

[42:22]Yeah.

[42:22]I don't have too much.

[42:23]I went to,

[42:24]I've been playing,

[42:27]there's so many concerts

[42:28]in Minneapolis this summer.

[42:30]We've talked about it.

[42:31]There has been,

[42:32]there will be,

[42:33]and it is too much for me

[42:34]to just try to keep up with.

[42:37]I did Circle Vampire Weekend

[42:40]was at the Armory

[42:41]on the 30th and 31st.

[42:43]And I just,

[42:44]it's turned into

[42:45]my new favorite band

[42:47]or, you know,

[42:48]like in a top 10 guy.

[42:49]I listen to him all the time,

[42:50]but so I went to the,

[42:51]went to the Vampire Weekend show

[42:54]at the Armory,

[42:55]which was awesome.

[42:56]And so they're crazy.

[42:57]John, I don't know

[42:58]if you've ever gotten

[42:59]into them at all,

[42:59]but all of a sudden

[43:00]they've got like six members

[43:01]and they've got like

[43:03]this crazy percussion.

[43:03]They almost are set up

[43:05]like a jam band

[43:06]and they almost are

[43:07]like a new age jam.

[43:08]Like a modern day

[43:09]Weisberg Panic?

[43:09]It's weird.

[43:09]Yeah.

[43:11]I mean, it really is.

[43:11]They've got the piano.

[43:12]They've got the bongos.

[43:14]They've got the,

[43:14]you know,

[43:15]the fiddle.

[43:15]I mean, they've got

[43:16]all of this stuff.

[43:16]And so it's,

[43:18]it's, it's pretty,

[43:19]it's pretty fun to watch

[43:21]and pretty fun to listen to.

[43:22]But I was sitting there thinking,

[43:23]like, you know,

[43:24]I used to say,

[43:25]you know,

[43:26]if I want to do anything,

[43:27]if I was going to have

[43:28]my dream job,

[43:29]I'd be the bullpen catcher

[43:30]for the Twins

[43:31]or something like that.

[43:32]And I'm changing that

[43:34]to I think

[43:34]it would be awesome

[43:35]to own the Armory

[43:37]or run the Armory

[43:38]or something like that.

[43:39]Or first dad

[43:40]or something along those lines.

[43:41]So if you guys had like,

[43:43]you know,

[43:44]you had it when you're

[43:44]growing up teens,

[43:46]20s, 30s,

[43:46]right now,

[43:47]45, 44,

[43:49]whatever we are,

[43:49]if I'm 43,

[43:50]you know,

[43:51]what would be

[43:52]your dream job

[43:53]right now

[43:54]as it is?

[43:55]Because I think it would be

[43:56]running maybe first dad.

[43:57]I think I'd like first dad

[43:58]more than the Armory even.

[44:00]But I think that would be awesome.

[44:01]That would be fun.

[44:02]You could just go to

[44:03]any show you wanted.

[44:04]Any show.

[44:04]And you could kind of control

[44:06]who comes a little bit, right?

[44:07]You could try.

[44:07]Yeah, you can kind of like

[44:09]I mean,

[44:10]because the place is packed

[44:11]and they sold out two nights.

[44:12]And so there was a ton.

[44:13]But like it was

[44:13]the sound was a little weird.

[44:14]A little weird.

[44:15]And I was the whole time

[44:15]I was thinking like

[44:16]this would be great

[44:17]if it was that first dad.

[44:18]I mean, anything's greater

[44:19]first dad because that holds

[44:20]like 2,500 people

[44:21]as opposed to 8,000

[44:23]at the Armory,

[44:23]something like that.

[44:24]But I just thought

[44:25]it would be great.

[44:26]You could just try to see

[44:27]who you could get.

[44:27]So, John, how about you?

[44:29]You work in the corporate America.

[44:30]What would be your

[44:31]dream job right now?

[44:33]Well, I feel like

[44:34]I'm being redundant here

[44:35]because of my rolling going.

[44:36]But my dream job

[44:36]is to be on a PGA Tour.

[44:38]I keep telling my wife

[44:39]that I'm close

[44:40]to getting my card.

[44:41]I'm nowhere near it,

[44:43]obviously.

[44:44]But I would love to

[44:46]every Thursday to Sunday.

[44:47]And in my case,

[44:48]Thursday and Friday

[44:50]because I wouldn't make the cut

[44:51]just to be golfing

[44:52]for a living.

[44:53]And whatever the

[44:55]league minimum was,

[44:56]I could live off of that.

[44:57]And you'd be collecting

[44:58]the big checks too,

[44:59]wouldn't you?

[44:59]Plus, you'd be on that

[45:01]LIV tour so fast.

[45:02]You would have started

[45:03]that shit.

[45:03]You'd be like,

[45:04]hey, you know,

[45:05]these Saudis,

[45:06]they're not bad guys.

[45:07]No.

[45:08]Give me your money, Saudis.

[45:10]That journalist just

[45:12]fell into a bunch

[45:13]of running saws.

[45:14]He fell into that.

[45:16]That was an accident.

[45:17]Oh, no.

[45:17]I have heard from the Sheik

[45:19]that was an accident.

[45:19]Trust me.

[45:21]I got to say,

[45:24]you know what I think

[45:24]my dream job would be?

[45:25]If I could be

[45:26]like the guy,

[45:28]the producer guy

[45:29]in like a radio show.

[45:31]Like not the main guy,

[45:33]but if I was like behind

[45:34]and I could just pipe in

[45:35]or like on a podcast,

[45:36]on a popular podcast

[45:37]and I could just pipe in

[45:38]every once in a while

[45:39]with a funny thing.

[45:39]I think that would be

[45:41]the job for me.

[45:42]And the more,

[45:43]the older I get,

[45:43]the more I'm like,

[45:44]maybe I should have gone

[45:45]into like sound engineering.

[45:46]Like just figuring out

[45:47]how to put stuff together.

[45:48]I do get a kick out

[45:50]of like editing this podcast.

[45:51]I said to you guys

[45:51]from last week,

[45:53]I should have gone to DeVry.

[45:54]I've been,

[45:55]I've been getting all my,

[45:56]what was the one thing,

[45:58]you know what I did?

[45:59]This is the biggest

[46:00]fucking mistake I made

[46:01]is I got way into VCR repair.

[46:03]God damn it.

[46:05]God damn it.

[46:08]Okay.

[46:09]That was my bad.

[46:10]I should not have done that.

[46:10]We're thinking that's true.

[46:12]Russell, what's your dream job?

[46:13]Oh, you're muted, Russell.

[46:17]The main host of the podcast.

[46:20]Oh my God.

[46:24]We should do that one time, Russell.

[46:26]You should pick an episode

[46:26]where you can take my job

[46:28]and I'll take your job.

[46:29]Too good.

[46:29]The Russ and John show.

[46:30]The Russ and John show.

[46:32]We all show to the Russ and John show.

[46:34]That's got a,

[46:35]that's got a tune to it.

[46:36]That's kind of a nice little ring.

[46:37]Actually, it doesn't get

[46:39]as many downloads.

[46:39]I've never heard that before.

[46:40]It doesn't get as many downloads

[46:41]as your regular episodes,

[46:42]which doesn't make sense

[46:43]because people,

[46:43]people should just be downloading

[46:44]all of our shit

[46:45]every time it comes out

[46:46]and listening.

[46:47]Even if it's a repeat.

[46:48]Okay, please.

[46:49]You still have to click

[46:50]download on that, folks.

[46:51]I'd like to be a butcher

[46:52]in like a very small butcher shop.

[46:54]Just like one animal a day.

[46:55]Just like, you know,

[46:56]I'd like to get in early

[46:58]and break the thing down

[46:58]and then be able to like

[46:59]give people, you know,

[47:00]tips like, hey,

[47:01]this thing right here,

[47:02]this oyster steak,

[47:03]that's what you want.

[47:03]That's the special thing today.

[47:05]Yeah.

[47:05]Hey, I got more veal.

[47:06]This is a great job.

[47:07]I love chopping up this baby calf

[47:10]who's never seen the light of day.

[47:11]Yippee!

[47:11]Your wife's,

[47:13]you come home

[47:14]and you're just covered

[47:15]in blood and guts

[47:16]and your wife's like,

[47:16]yeah, actually,

[47:18]this is not working out

[47:19]as a vegetarian.

[47:20]Yeah, that's true.

[47:20]It wouldn't work out so well,

[47:22]perhaps, yeah.

[47:23]Yeah.

[47:24]Russell, rolling going.

[47:25]How's it going with you?

[47:26]Rolling going.

[47:26]Rob, if you could pull up the song,

[47:28]I'm going to pull a mat here

[47:29]and listen to

[47:30]There Goes My Hero

[47:31]by the Foo Fighters.

[47:32]Uh-oh.

[47:33]Wow.

[47:33]Great song.

[47:34]I didn't, you know,

[47:35]I didn't really know

[47:36]the whole chorus to this

[47:38]until maybe like a year ago.

[47:40]It never made sense.

[47:41]I don't know the chorus.

[47:42]I just like yell along.

[47:43]I didn't know

[47:43]the last thing they said.

[47:44]I didn't know.

[47:45]I don't either.

[47:45]What did they say?

[47:47]You guys know?

[47:47]They say he's ordinary.

[47:49]There he goes.

[47:49]He's ordinary.

[47:50]And I never knew

[47:51]that they said

[47:52]that he's ordinary

[47:53]at the end of it.

[47:54]Russell.

[47:55]I went to the Foo Fighters

[47:58]last week.

[47:58]The Foo Fighters

[47:59]were at Target Field.

[48:00]Oh, yeah.

[48:00]I've never seen

[48:01]the Foo Fighters before.

[48:02]Have you guys seen them

[48:03]before or not?

[48:04]No.

[48:05]I think I've seen them

[48:06]four times.

[48:06]Four times?

[48:07]Yeah.

[48:08]Foo times?

[48:09]Great live show.

[48:11]Foo times?

[48:13]Yeah.

[48:14]Russell,

[48:15]what did you think?

[48:15]It was a lot of fun.

[48:17]You know,

[48:18]the opening band,

[48:19]I don't even know

[48:19]the name of the opening band.

[48:20]I sent a few of you guys

[48:21]the picture

[48:22]because there was like

[48:22]no one in there.

[48:23]Pretenders opened.

[48:25]That's crazy.

[48:26]No, no, no.

[48:26]No, no, no.

[48:27]There's an opening band

[48:28]and then the Pretenders

[48:29]went second.

[48:30]I don't know

[48:30]what you call them.

[48:31]There was a band

[48:32]before the Pretenders.

[48:32]The Pretenders killed it.

[48:34]They were awesome.

[48:35]Lead singer.

[48:36]She rocked.

[48:37]Rob, they played

[48:38]that Rush Limbaugh intro song.

[48:40]I knew you would be pumped

[48:41]when you played that one.

[48:42]Mm-hmm.

[48:42]Yeah.

[48:43]I know him more

[48:44]of an NFL commentator,

[48:45]Rush Limbaugh.

[48:45]Back on the chain gang rock

[48:47]for the Pretenders.

[48:48]Yep.

[48:49]The lead crushed it

[48:50]and then

[48:50]I'll Stand By You,

[48:52]an absolute rock anthem.

[48:53]Like that was,

[48:54]the whole crowd

[48:55]was going apeshit for it.

[48:56]It was a great closer

[48:57]or whatever,

[48:58]whenever they played that

[48:59]but they killed it.

[49:00]But the Foo Fighters,

[49:01]they were amazing.

[49:03]The first thing I'll say

[49:04]about going to

[49:04]a Foo Fighters show,

[49:05]I know a lot of their songs.

[49:08]I probably know

[49:09]10, 12 of their songs.

[49:10]I don't know all of them

[49:10]but Dave Grohl

[49:11]is a fantastic front man.

[49:13]Like there is no part

[49:15]of being at that concert

[49:16]where you feel like

[49:17]you got,

[49:17]you spent too much money

[49:19]or that he's not giving it

[49:20]everything he's got.

[49:21]Wow.

[49:21]Matt, I don't know

[49:23]if you ever got that vibe

[49:24]but Grohl just seems

[49:25]into every second

[49:26]he's up there.

[49:26]He's giving it

[49:27]every inch he's got.

[49:28]I thought he was great.

[49:29]I'll tell you,

[49:30]the first three times

[49:31]I saw him,

[49:32]yeah, absolutely.

[49:32]The fourth time I saw him,

[49:33]he had broken his leg.

[49:34]Oh, there we go.

[49:35]So they didn't cancel the show

[49:37]but they essentially

[49:37]put him on like this

[49:38]Game of Thrones type throne.

[49:41]Oh, okay.

[49:41]And then they had,

[49:42]they were like rolling it around.

[49:43]He kind of got up

[49:44]a little bit

[49:44]but like it completely

[49:46]ruined the show for me.

[49:48]If, you know,

[49:48]not completely

[49:49]but it was just,

[49:50]it was half the energy

[49:51]that it was,

[49:52]would have been

[49:52]if he was up there

[49:53]doing his thing

[49:54]but I know what you mean.

[49:55]So there were a couple

[49:56]other things that I really

[49:58]enjoyed about the show.

[49:59]The first was,

[49:59]they do the thing

[50:00]where they go around

[50:01]and introduce all

[50:02]the other band members

[50:03]and they do it

[50:04]and maybe a lot of bands

[50:05]do it like this, Matt,

[50:06]but when they introduce

[50:07]the band members,

[50:07]they all play like

[50:08]a famous song

[50:09]for, you know,

[50:10]30 seconds.

[50:10]So we got to hear

[50:12]ACDC,

[50:13]Sabotage,

[50:14]the bass player

[50:15]played Sabotage.

[50:16]One of the band members

[50:18]played Blitzkrieg Bop

[50:19]by the Ramones.

[50:19]It was,

[50:20]so they're just rocking out

[50:22]to these like songs

[50:22]that you would know

[50:23]even if you're not

[50:24]a big Foo Fighters fan,

[50:25]right?

[50:25]That's great.

[50:27]Hello.

[50:27]Hello.

[50:29]L7 opened for them.

[50:32]It was a female punk band.

[50:33]I didn't know them

[50:34]but L7

[50:35]was the opener.

[50:37]You're right.

[50:37]They were pretty good.

[50:39]They were good.

[50:39]Dodger Dog.

[50:40]Foot Long.

[50:41]So you could hear

[50:42]everything, Russell.

[50:42]You could hear

[50:43]all the words

[50:44]and all the music

[50:45]and all the songs.

[50:46]We sat in the middle level

[50:47]like the club level

[50:48]as far over

[50:49]to the stage as we could.

[50:51]So all the way over

[50:51]on the side

[50:52]like Matt says.

[50:53]You got to go on the side.

[50:54]It wasn't the greatest acoustics

[50:56]but it was definitely better

[50:57]than being at U.S. Bank.

[50:58]You had a great show.

[51:00]The two things

[51:01]that I wanted to share

[51:02]with you guys too

[51:03]was one,

[51:04]they shouted out

[51:06]a musical hero

[51:07]when they played My Hero.

[51:08]He brought up

[51:08]one of his musical heroes

[51:10]which was,

[51:10]I believe,

[51:10]a Minnesota band.

[51:11]I believe the

[51:12]Replacements guy

[51:13]had played

[51:13]and talked about this band

[51:14]or Aaron,

[51:15]you have it.

[51:15]Hooster Doo?

[51:16]Are they like a Minnesota band?

[51:18]Hooster Doo.

[51:19]Bob Mould.

[51:19]We got him on the list.

[51:22]I think in the 300s.

[51:23]It translates to

[51:24]Do You Remember

[51:25]in Norwegian.

[51:25]Yep.

[51:26]There we go.

[51:27]So he called them out

[51:28]before he played this

[51:29]but this was the two,

[51:31]the one thing

[51:32]I didn't really love

[51:32]and I actually brought this up

[51:34]with a coworker

[51:34]and I realized

[51:34]it's a mistake.

[51:35]He brought out his daughter

[51:36]to like sing one of the songs

[51:38]that he's done

[51:38]with his daughter recently.

[51:39]I'm out on that shit.

[51:41]Drink time.

[51:42]I'm just out on that shit.

[51:43]I'm out on it.

[51:43]Like I don't need that

[51:44]in a concert.

[51:46]Like hey,

[51:46]we're paying to see

[51:47]the Foo Fighters.

[51:48]I don't need you to do like the,

[51:49]you know,

[51:50]it'd be one thing

[51:51]if she's 12 years old

[51:52]and it's kind of cute

[51:53]or whatever.

[51:53]She's probably almost 20 now.

[51:55]Like come on,

[51:55]we don't need this.

[51:56]What are we talking about?

[51:57]Right?

[51:57]Got to have her own

[51:59]thing now.

[51:59]It's that Joe Mauer shit

[52:01]you're always talking about,

[52:02]Russell.

[52:02]It is.

[52:02]Everybody's talking

[52:03]about their fucking families.

[52:04]We don't want to hear

[52:05]about your family.

[52:06]We don't care how famous,

[52:07]you are not that famous

[52:08]where we care about your family.

[52:10]You know what I mean?

[52:10]Like just don't.

[52:11]I barely like it

[52:13]when my friends

[52:13]talk about their kids.

[52:14]Okay?

[52:15]Much less famous people

[52:16]I don't even know.

[52:17]Knock it off.

[52:17]I don't want to hear

[52:19]about my friend's kid

[52:20]and their date

[52:21]who's 6'2".

[52:22]Fuck it.

[52:22]I'm not interested.

[52:23]I care about that.

[52:25]But the other thing,

[52:25]can I share the one adventure?

[52:27]Tower over me.

[52:28]The one adventure we had

[52:30]was in between bands.

[52:31]It was kind of raining

[52:31]a little bit.

[52:32]We had moved back

[52:33]and kind of like

[52:34]we're sitting in a little bar area

[52:35]or moving around

[52:36]and at one point

[52:36]we had a few drinks

[52:37]leading up to the day.

[52:38]What?

[52:39]Let's put it that way.

[52:39]And the upsides

[52:40]your roommate is like

[52:41]we need to go find

[52:43]mini donuts.

[52:43]And I was like

[52:44]I don't think

[52:45]they're going to have

[52:45]mini donuts at a concert.

[52:46]Centerfield.

[52:47]Backbeat Centerfield.

[52:49]I know where they're at.

[52:51]We walked back there.

[52:53]We did like the 30 minute

[52:54]tour of Target Field

[52:55]trying to find them

[52:56]in that Centerfield spot.

[52:57]I know where you're

[52:58]talking about.

[52:58]Yeah.

[52:59]They did not have them.

[53:00]So a 30 minute quest

[53:03]for mini donuts

[53:04]in between bands

[53:05]fell short.

[53:06]Mini donuts

[53:07]are one of those things too

[53:08]where when it gets

[53:08]in your head

[53:09]you want mini donuts

[53:10]and there is nothing

[53:12]there's nothing

[53:13]adjacent to it.

[53:14]It's not like

[53:15]it's like ice cream

[53:15]and you know

[53:16]maybe do churros

[53:17]and maybe

[53:19]I mean

[53:20]maybe

[53:20]but you can't

[53:21]he's got a point

[53:22]I would eat a churro

[53:23]get your ass

[53:24]over here Tom Thumb

[53:25]I want to buy

[53:26]I'll tell you what

[53:27]when I was a kid

[53:28]and they had those

[53:29]fucking things at the fair

[53:30]where you could see

[53:30]the dough go down the oil

[53:31]and then they flipped it

[53:32]I was like

[53:34]I would

[53:35]and then it would come

[53:36]and then they're

[53:36]I was like

[53:37]that was my dream job

[53:37]I was like

[53:38]could I please work here

[53:39]please

[53:39]I just want to eat

[53:40]because mini donuts

[53:41]are so good

[53:42]God Russell

[53:43]now I want a mini donut

[53:45]and I'm fucked

[53:45]I can never get one

[53:46]Russell is having issues

[53:49]I mean guys

[53:50]I don't know

[53:50]mini donuts

[53:51]all time fair food

[53:52]right like

[53:53]I go to a fair

[53:54]mini donuts

[53:55]it's killer

[53:56]picture this Aaron

[53:58]right now

[53:58]you're eating a corn dog

[53:59]damn that sounds good

[54:01]doesn't it

[54:02]a corn dog

[54:02]put some mustard on there

[54:04]all time worst fair food

[54:06]that you can get

[54:07]giant turkey leg

[54:09]I went to a fair recently

[54:10]well not recently

[54:11]a couple years ago

[54:12]and I was like

[54:13]hey

[54:13]gotta get the giant turkey leg

[54:15]it's gonna be awesome

[54:15]I'm gonna look like

[54:16]a big barbarian

[54:17]walking around

[54:17]guess what

[54:18]it sucks

[54:20]it is a giant turkey leg

[54:21]and after about four bites

[54:22]you're like

[54:22]there's not as much meat

[54:24]on there as you would hope

[54:25]yeah

[54:26]oh I love all these

[54:27]tendons and sinew

[54:28]like it's just

[54:29]that's how I do it

[54:30]can I tell you

[54:30]my wife fucked me recently

[54:32]okay

[54:32]she went to North Carolina

[54:34]to watch Apollo

[54:35]is your hamstrings okay

[54:36]you feeling okay

[54:37]no

[54:37]they're never okay guys

[54:39]okay

[54:39]they were

[54:40]it was my anniversary

[54:42]you think my ham

[54:43]I mean I was

[54:43]I was like that guy

[54:45]whose dad had to help him

[54:46]across the finish line

[54:47]you know

[54:47]oh my son's been

[54:49]fucking his wife so hard

[54:50]on the 20th anniversary

[54:51]I gotta help this guy

[54:52]across the finish line

[54:53]my dad's back there pushing

[54:54]he's like pushing my butt in

[54:57]come on

[54:58]you can do it son

[54:58]I believe in you

[55:00]were you hopping around

[55:01]like your leg was broken

[55:02]kinda like I was smoking

[55:05]it's crazy wack funky

[55:06]here's the thing

[55:08]is that

[55:09]she went to North Carolina

[55:10]for a powerlifting meet

[55:11]and I said

[55:12]please

[55:13]M-E-A-T

[55:14]I wish

[55:14]okay

[55:14]cause I said

[55:15]hey

[55:15]get me some

[55:17]North Carolina

[55:17]barbecue sauce

[55:19]that's all I want

[55:19]for me to trip

[55:20]I want that vinegary

[55:21]barbecue sauce

[55:23]she comes back

[55:24]and she goes

[55:25]well I forgot about it

[55:26]there

[55:26]cause I got distracted

[55:28]while I was at the airport

[55:28]I know what she was doing

[55:29]she was rushing for a plane

[55:30]cause she probably

[55:31]got there really late

[55:31]then

[55:32]she said

[55:34]well I ordered you

[55:34]some on Amazon

[55:35]and I was like

[55:36]well that's not

[55:36]I

[55:37]listen

[55:37]I

[55:38]so I said

[55:39]thank you of course

[55:40]okay

[55:40]cause I had learned

[55:41]my lesson about

[55:41]she knows what I'm mad

[55:43]she's like Santa Claus

[55:44]for what I'm mad

[55:45]Russell

[55:46]so how did

[55:47]what's the rest of the concert

[55:48]what about it

[55:51]did you get a t-shirt

[55:52]I wanna know

[55:53]did you get a t-shirt

[55:53]you know what Matt

[55:54]I did not get a t-shirt

[55:56]this time

[55:57]the lines were probably

[55:58]200 people long

[56:00]and I was like

[56:00]I'm not waiting in the line

[56:01]I'm done with the t-shirts

[56:03]good for you

[56:04]at concerts

[56:05]I might not be done

[56:07]with t-shirts

[56:07]at pro wrestling events

[56:09]but we'll talk about that

[56:10]next week

[56:10]oh wow

[56:11]Russell

[56:12]I'm putting that

[56:13]right in my tickler file

[56:14]tenderhooks

[56:15]we are on

[56:16]tenderhooks

[56:17]listen

[56:18]we are talking about

[56:19]your wide butt

[56:20]in your

[56:21]how much

[56:21]you know what Aaron

[56:22]I'm telling you

[56:23]my wife's gained in weight

[56:24]I told you this

[56:25]my wife's gained in weight

[56:25]I'm tightening down

[56:27]our toilet seats

[56:27]at my house

[56:28]like crazy

[56:29]all the time now

[56:30]I love

[56:31]that's how I know

[56:32]things are getting good

[56:33]in the household

[56:34]shit

[56:35]things are getting good

[56:36]in my household

[56:37]because

[56:37]the toilet seats

[56:38]are askew

[56:39]and askew

[56:40]land

[56:40]okay

[56:41]it looks like

[56:43]like an F1 driver

[56:44]just got out of there

[56:44]you know what I mean

[56:45]like you pop the steering wheel

[56:46]off and you hand it

[56:47]that's what that toilet seat

[56:48]looks like in her house

[56:49]all the time

[56:49]gotta tighten that stuff now

[56:51]listen

[56:52]we are talking about

[56:52]Homogenic by Bjork

[56:54]so

[56:55]this is

[56:56]this is Bjork's like

[56:58]can't believe it

[56:58]third

[56:59]I think third or fourth album

[57:01]and basically before this

[57:02]Bjork came out of a pop group

[57:04]called the Sugar Cubes

[57:05]in Iceland

[57:05]a lot of her albums

[57:07]were very pop centered

[57:08]very kind of like

[57:09]had that

[57:10]you know

[57:10]sound

[57:10]and on this one

[57:11]she's like

[57:11]I want to go a totally

[57:12]different direction

[57:14]and I think like

[57:16]this is

[57:17]a part of it is like

[57:18]when I think about Bjork

[57:19]I think about her videos

[57:21]right

[57:21]we've talked about

[57:22]how important videos

[57:23]were in the early 90s

[57:24]right

[57:25]and now we're talking about

[57:25]Homogenic coming out in 97

[57:27]when you think about

[57:29]that video

[57:29]where she's getting

[57:30]lifted up on the crane

[57:31]you know what I mean

[57:32]and the crowd's just

[57:33]getting bigger and bigger

[57:33]to me that was something

[57:34]I remember forever

[57:36]of just how like

[57:37]stunning that was

[57:38]so basically

[57:40]Bjork went to Spain

[57:41]to record this

[57:41]after a stalker

[57:43]tried to kill her

[57:45]and then actually

[57:46]killed himself

[57:47]on social media

[57:47]so it was like

[57:48]this huge traumatic event

[57:49]for her

[57:49]and so she was in

[57:51]kind of an apartment

[57:52]in Spain

[57:52]all by herself

[57:53]with just her

[57:53]and a producer

[57:54]and she said

[57:55]I want to have an album

[57:56]that's a simple sound

[57:57]and it's one flavor

[57:58]we've been talking recently

[57:59]about artists that like

[58:00]to mix it up on the album

[58:01]or just have this

[58:02]she wanted to go

[58:03]with one sound

[58:04]and she wanted something

[58:04]that was kind of new

[58:06]now remember

[58:06]this is 97

[58:08]this is before Kid A

[58:09]Kid A actually

[58:11]Radiohead said

[58:12]that they listened

[58:13]to this album

[58:13]and it helped them

[58:14]inspire Kid A

[58:15]oh that makes sense

[58:17]she returns

[58:18]she basically tries

[58:20]to make an album

[58:20]that's kind of a

[58:21]kind of an

[58:22]electro landscape

[58:23]right

[58:24]and then is putting in

[58:26]she's very

[58:27]one thing about Bjork

[58:28]is that she's very

[58:28]very picky

[58:29]about every sound

[58:30]every bit of the album

[58:32]oh the cat's coming

[58:33]across for Rosalind

[58:33]oh Jesus Christ

[58:34]every

[58:35]I hope it turns around

[58:37]and shows its butt

[58:37]to the camera

[58:38]oh I want to see

[58:39]a cat's butt

[58:39]oh look at now

[58:40]Aaron's kind of coming

[58:41]out like Aaron

[58:42]it looks now like the cat

[58:43]is giving birth to Aaron

[58:44]Aaron's kind of peeking

[58:45]around the cat's butt

[58:45]there it is

[58:47]thank you

[58:47]I knew it

[58:48]a cat cannot help

[58:49]but do that

[58:50]I know enough about cats

[58:52]Rob take a picture

[58:53]that is a feral cat butt

[58:55]that is looking right at us

[58:57]disgusting

[58:57]stupid cat

[58:58]I can see the lice

[58:59]coming off right on there

[59:00]when I grab that cat

[59:01]so basically

[59:03]this whole album

[59:03]is kind of produced

[59:05]just her

[59:05]and she had this weird thing

[59:07]where like people

[59:08]would come in

[59:08]like she had a

[59:09]babysitter

[59:10]that came in and said

[59:11]oh I kind of like

[59:11]this equipment you're using

[59:12]she's like okay

[59:12]you're going to help me

[59:13]with the album

[59:13]like she was pulling

[59:15]amateurs to help

[59:16]she was singing out

[59:17]on her porch

[59:18]on part of this

[59:19]and basically

[59:21]she was supposed to

[59:22]tour in 98

[59:23]with Radiohead

[59:24]but it got cancelled

[59:25]because the changing

[59:26]of the stage

[59:27]between the two acts

[59:28]proved to be too cumbersome

[59:29]and they're like

[59:30]this tour can't happen

[59:31]it's too much

[59:32]it's too much

[59:32]and like I said

[59:34]we're talking about

[59:35]I think

[59:35]listen

[59:36]I put on this album

[59:38]in the car

[59:38]when I was driving up

[59:39]to the city

[59:39]which time

[59:41]which time

[59:41]before or after

[59:42]Jenny's flight delay

[59:43]oh my god

[59:45]both

[59:46]okay

[59:47]and my wife said

[59:48]my wife said

[59:49]what is this

[59:49]within one song

[59:50]she goes what is this

[59:51]I said it was Bjork

[59:52]it's for the podcast

[59:52]she goes

[59:52]you need to change this

[59:54]okay

[59:55]it is

[59:55]I don't know

[59:56]I didn't know really

[59:57]anything about Bjork

[59:58]how did you guys listen

[59:59]and then I listened

[60:00]to this album

[60:00]Lifting Weights

[60:01]and it was better

[60:02]as background noise

[60:03]it was more enjoyable

[60:04]but sitting down

[60:05]and actually listening to it

[60:06]was tough for me

[60:07]there's some legitimately

[60:08]terrifying sounds

[60:09]on here

[60:10]right

[60:10]and then it'll be like

[60:11]oh there's like

[60:11]this is fun

[60:12]it's nice

[60:12]her voice is cool

[60:13]or there's like

[60:13]some actual grooves

[60:14]on here

[60:15]and then there's some stuff

[60:15]that's like

[60:16]well this sounds like

[60:17]a person being tortured

[60:18]or worse

[60:19]I mean there's some

[60:20]really scary shit on here

[60:21]I agree

[60:22]totally

[60:22]do you guys

[60:23]any

[60:23]did any of you guys

[60:24]ever listen to Bjork

[60:25]before this album

[60:26]like as have you ever

[60:27]she's been

[60:30]she's been too weird

[60:31]for me

[60:31]yeah

[60:31]she's been too weird

[60:32]for me

[60:33]so I've never

[60:34]never got into her

[60:35]yeah

[60:35]I'm telling you guys

[60:36]try putting this

[60:37]on as background

[60:38]it's not bad

[60:39]it's kind of

[60:39]kind of fun

[60:39]definitely probably

[60:40]not a vibe album

[60:41]you'd want in college

[60:42]Hunter

[60:42]this is

[60:44]I saw this described

[60:44]as techno futurism

[60:46]okay

[60:48]and just to give you

[60:49]an idea of what Bjork's

[60:50]up to

[60:50]in case you don't know

[60:51]anything about Bjork

[60:52]the video

[60:54]is a close-up

[60:54]of a bald Bjork

[60:55]as she transforms

[60:56]into a techno bear

[60:57]so that's just

[60:58]going to give you

[60:59]an idea

[60:59]in Aaron's book

[61:00]I did recently

[61:01]oh yeah

[61:03]I was

[61:03]I'm trying to finish

[61:04]that book now

[61:04]I did recently

[61:05]listen to her album

[61:06]Vesper Teen

[61:07]because a guy named

[61:08]Andrew Naznitsky

[61:08]who's a

[61:09]rap writer

[61:10]was like

[61:10]this is actually

[61:11]a great album

[61:11]and I enjoyed it

[61:12]but I feel like

[61:13]my Bjork window

[61:14]closed

[61:15]I think this is

[61:16]very cool

[61:17]but I'm not

[61:18]sure I'm ever

[61:19]going to be able

[61:19]to really dive into it

[61:20]I guess

[61:21]do you have to

[61:22]be there in 97

[61:23]to understand

[61:24]what was going on

[61:25]musically

[61:26]to realize how

[61:27]revolutionary

[61:28]this album is

[61:29]like

[61:29]Huff Daddy

[61:29]Mace

[61:31]all up in your face

[61:32]that's true

[61:32]right

[61:33]that's an interesting

[61:34]thing about

[61:34]what else

[61:34]was going on

[61:35]Lauryn Hill

[61:37]I don't know

[61:38]you know

[61:39]I don't know

[61:40]I mean I guess

[61:41]where is this

[61:43]compared to Radiohead

[61:44]right

[61:46]is this

[61:46]right in the middle

[61:47]of our lane

[61:48]right

[61:48]yeah

[61:48]but this is post

[61:50]OK Computer

[61:51]right

[61:51]OK Computer

[61:53]97

[61:54]so this is the

[61:56]this is the same

[61:57]this is the same

[61:58]year as

[61:59]OK Computer

[62:00]so it's kind of

[62:00]it's not

[62:01]you can't really say

[62:02]it totally inspired

[62:03]that Radiohead sound

[62:03]now we have

[62:05]Yoga

[62:05]now Yoga

[62:07]is a song

[62:07]J-O-G-A

[62:08]I mean this voice

[62:11]it's a gorgeous voice

[62:12]it's a gorgeous sound

[62:13]I think

[62:13]this is about

[62:15]a friend of hers

[62:15]who was her best friend

[62:17]and

[62:18]tour masseuse

[62:19]guys

[62:21]this is like

[62:23]if

[62:24]this is like

[62:24]if the

[62:25]if the

[62:25]Portishead album

[62:26]like really went

[62:27]far outside

[62:28]would you be my best friend

[62:30]who also massages me

[62:31]whenever I want

[62:31]like how much

[62:32]would I have to pay you

[62:33]how much would I have to pay you

[62:34]to be my personal masseuse

[62:36]500k a year

[62:38]that's it

[62:40]Aaron

[62:41]have you no self-respect

[62:42]that's terrible

[62:43]like that should be a good

[62:44]I'll do it for $4.50

[62:45]oh

[62:47]OK

[62:47]we might have to do

[62:49]what I call

[62:50]he needs Thursdays

[62:51]through Fridays off

[62:51]we might have to do

[62:53]what I call

[62:54]the javelin test

[62:55]where you grab onto me

[62:56]and I see how tight

[62:56]you can squeeze

[62:57]how far you can run with it

[62:59]yeah exactly

[63:00]unravel

[63:02]is this that Weezer song

[63:04]whoa whoa whoa

[63:07]I heard it in the background

[63:08]good call

[63:09]this of course

[63:12]was my wife and I's

[63:13]first dance at my wedding

[63:14]but

[63:15]she

[63:16]part of this album

[63:17]is she's talking

[63:17]and singing

[63:18]which is what

[63:19]Icelandic choirs

[63:20]I read are famous

[63:21]for doing

[63:21]Aaron

[63:22]tell us what you know

[63:23]about Icelandic choirs

[63:24]I know they're famous

[63:26]for talking and singing

[63:27]I learned that

[63:27]on a podcast tonight

[63:28]damn Aaron

[63:29]god that podcast

[63:30]must be really good

[63:31]and not at all

[63:32]all over the place

[63:33]I don't know anything

[63:34]about Icelandic music

[63:35]I do

[63:37]I think the radio

[63:38]head comparison is good

[63:38]I think they both are

[63:39]in that same vein

[63:41]of intellectual music

[63:42]that also doesn't

[63:43]lose touch with

[63:44]human emotion

[63:45]and soul

[63:46]I think it's a really

[63:47]cool spot to be

[63:48]well and who they are

[63:49]they're not writing it

[63:50]for the radio

[63:52]yes

[63:52]a la Buff Daddy

[63:54]and Mace

[63:55]all up in your face

[63:56]and I also think

[63:58]there's a difference

[63:59]on this album

[63:59]between the first songs

[64:00]and when we get

[64:01]toward the end

[64:02]because these first songs

[64:03]there's some gorgeous

[64:05]melodies

[64:05]those are earlier

[64:06]in the album

[64:06]beer can sing

[64:07]the shit

[64:08]out of these songs

[64:09]listen

[64:10]it's sonically lush

[64:13]it kind of has

[64:13]everything I should like

[64:15]but then the problem

[64:16]is it sounds like

[64:16]your speakers blow out

[64:17]in about the third

[64:18]to the last song

[64:19]and you're like

[64:20]what's going on here

[64:21]Bachelorette

[64:23]this was actually

[64:27]nominated for a Grammy

[64:28]for best short form video

[64:29]which I didn't think

[64:30]Grammys were about

[64:30]but okay

[64:31]do you

[64:32]do you guys ever

[64:34]watch reality TV

[64:35]speaking of The Bachelorette

[64:36]no

[64:37]no

[64:37]none

[64:38]I live in reality

[64:40]I don't need reality TV

[64:41]so you guys don't even

[64:44]watch like Dance Moms

[64:44]what the hell is Dance Moms

[64:47]okay

[64:47]well you'll never guess

[64:48]what it's about Aaron

[64:49]but I did buy a shirt

[64:54]from Dance Moms

[64:55]I'm just going to say

[64:55]that right now

[64:56]I wear around

[64:56]an Abby Lee Studio shirt

[64:58]and the people who get it

[64:59]they love it

[64:59]they think it's great

[65:00]it's a shirt where

[65:01]it brings smiles

[65:02]to people's hearts

[65:03]bring a smile

[65:05]to their hearts

[65:06]John you don't watch

[65:06]any reality TV

[65:07]no it's

[65:08]I bonded with my

[65:09]girls over it

[65:10]we watch The Bachelorette

[65:12]Bachelor

[65:12]it's terrible

[65:13]I had a kid at school

[65:15]this year

[65:15]who was obsessed

[65:17]with The Golden Bachelor

[65:18]7th grade boy

[65:20]and all he wanted

[65:20]to talk about

[65:21]was The Golden Bachelor

[65:21]which Aaron

[65:22]was the

[65:22]was a older man

[65:24]finding older women

[65:26]and so you know

[65:27]I was watching

[65:27]because to me

[65:28]oh I need to find

[65:31]older women online

[65:32]hmm

[65:32]I wonder where

[65:33]I'm going to go

[65:33]Bing

[65:34]all neon lines

[65:36]yeah I'm not against

[65:37]I'm not against reality TV

[65:39]in fact I used to bond

[65:40]with Russell watching

[65:41]things like Survivor

[65:42]and such

[65:42]I just now

[65:42]I'm just like

[65:43]I don't watch it now

[65:44]but I think you know

[65:45]if that's your niche

[65:45]that's great

[65:46]Temptation Island

[65:47]huh

[65:47]I remember that one

[65:50]yep I remember that one

[65:51]do you guys ever see

[65:52]Fuckboy Island

[65:53]yeah oh yeah

[65:55]but they call them

[65:55]F-Boys

[65:56]they'd be like

[65:57]oh there's so many

[65:57]F-Boys on this island

[65:58]and I was like

[65:59]oh they drove around

[65:59]in a van

[66:00]they picked up women

[66:01]and then filmed them

[66:02]oh that's Bang Brothers

[66:03]nevermind

[66:04]that's all right

[66:04]that well

[66:05]oh god

[66:06]are you thinking

[66:07]of the short-lived

[66:07]porn series

[66:08]called Captain Stabbing

[66:09]where famously

[66:10]they would have sex

[66:11]with women on a boat

[66:12]and then at the end

[66:13]throw them off

[66:14]and that's when

[66:15]you knew you were slime

[66:16]when you're watching that

[66:17]you're just like

[66:17]Jesus Christ

[66:18]what's my problem

[66:20]I watch an ad for this

[66:22]again guys

[66:24]the ads on my porn

[66:25]recently

[66:25]it's

[66:26]it has gone once again

[66:28]to ugly old women

[66:29]are in your area

[66:30]I'm like god damn it

[66:31]oh no

[66:31]you're not even

[66:32]trying anymore

[66:33]you and

[66:35]you and JC

[66:36]are on the same wavelength

[66:37]there are some

[66:38]ROs and RLs

[66:40]in your area

[66:41]oh okay

[66:42]they have their own

[66:43]kids teepee

[66:44]all near

[66:45]you know what the problem

[66:46]is Matt

[66:46]I am the lady now

[66:48]with a toy teepee

[66:49]like that's me

[66:50]I am the older person

[66:51]me having sex

[66:52]with that woman now

[66:53]would be totally normal

[66:54]happy anniversary

[66:55]and she would go

[66:57]to basketball

[66:58]she'd go to basketball

[66:59]on Saturday

[66:59]and say I was out there

[67:00]with an RO RL

[67:01]yeah

[67:01]this guy shit his pants

[67:02]driving up to the cities

[67:03]all neon like

[67:06]and she would dunk

[67:07]one hand

[67:08]is this the one

[67:09]that kind of has two parts

[67:10]like the second part

[67:11]gets a little rowdier

[67:11]of course

[67:13]or am I thinking

[67:14]of the next song

[67:14]I think you might be

[67:16]let's see

[67:17]because she does this thing

[67:18]you know honestly

[67:19]it's a little bit

[67:20]like a little bit

[67:20]like Prince does

[67:21]once in a while

[67:22]where he kind of

[67:23]makes you earn it

[67:24]I think I've talked

[67:24]about this before

[67:25]artists who are

[67:26]willing to challenge

[67:27]you sonically

[67:28]to get to the

[67:29]pretty stuff

[67:30]and you've got to be

[67:30]willing to sit through

[67:31]the stuff that's like

[67:32]well that's harsh

[67:32]to get to the pretty

[67:34]stuff like this

[67:36]and see now

[67:37]we're starting to get

[67:37]more of that static

[67:38]coming in from the

[67:39]background

[67:39]she made this

[67:42]from a poem

[67:42]called Techno Prayer

[67:43]Techno Prayer

[67:44]and it made me think

[67:46]about computer issues

[67:48]that I have

[67:49]you know what I mean

[67:51]like to me

[67:53]there's one

[67:54]plug-in at school

[67:55]that if I plug

[67:56]my computer in

[67:57]to show the screen

[67:57]on it doesn't work

[67:58]ever

[67:59]so I have to like

[68:00]do a work around

[68:00]with Apple TV

[68:01]do you guys have

[68:02]any computer issues

[68:02]that just bug the shit

[68:03]out of you

[68:04]I hate

[68:05]at home

[68:06]printing issues

[68:07]it's never

[68:08]what the fuck

[68:08]you printing

[68:09]it never works

[68:09]oh

[68:10]I don't know

[68:11]everyone's like

[68:12]one thing a month

[68:13]right

[68:13]return labels

[68:14]that's it

[68:14]just return labels

[68:15]yeah so it's not like

[68:16]it's worth like

[68:17]actually fixing

[68:18]because you rarely

[68:19]need to use it

[68:20]so

[68:20]but if I'm at home

[68:21]like I was printing

[68:22]off a lot of lineups

[68:23]lately for

[68:24]little league baseball

[68:25]right

[68:25]and I usually do them

[68:26]at work

[68:27]you know

[68:28]just

[68:29]why not do it there

[68:30]but every once in a while

[68:31]you forget and be like

[68:31]ah shoot

[68:32]I gotta print it off here

[68:33]so

[68:33]it just never works right

[68:35]I'm convinced you

[68:36]could be a millionaire though

[68:36]if you just put out a sign

[68:37]outside your house

[68:38]that said

[68:38]you can print one thing off

[68:40]here right now

[68:41]for $20

[68:41]because there are

[68:43]sometimes where I'd be like

[68:43]hell yeah

[68:44]I'll pay $20 right now

[68:45]I need to print this shit off

[68:46]I don't know where

[68:46]there's a printer

[68:47]I'm not going to work

[68:48]like

[68:49]yeah

[68:50]man work though

[68:50]I'm printing off like

[68:51]hundreds of blank pages

[68:52]at a time

[68:53]let's see

[68:58]five years

[68:59]this is where the static

[69:00]start to get to

[69:00]yeah it sounds like

[69:01]double dribble

[69:01]that sounds like

[69:02]the double dribble intro

[69:03]it does

[69:04]it does

[69:05]it sounds like an

[69:06]early

[69:06]yeah Nintendo music

[69:07]you're right

[69:07]mumble

[69:08]it could be right

[69:09]right here

[69:11]listen to this

[69:11]it sounds like dribbling

[69:12]the slam dunk sound

[69:14]oh

[69:15]John

[69:17]could this

[69:18]be

[69:19]a

[69:20]a

[69:21]tribute

[69:23]to double dribble

[69:24]by Pierre

[69:24]most likely

[69:26]because she's probably

[69:26]like the number one

[69:27]fan of it

[69:28]wow

[69:29]I remember

[69:30]when double dribble

[69:30]came out

[69:31]I was like

[69:32]this is the best

[69:32]Chicago

[69:35]Chicago

[69:36]house

[69:36]yeah

[69:38]that's exactly

[69:39]it's like

[69:40]no no no

[69:41]this isn't Hulk Hogan

[69:42]this is King Slender

[69:44]okay you've got it

[69:45]all wrong

[69:46]and it's not your janitor

[69:49]it's Mario

[69:50]okay

[69:51]that'd be crazy

[69:53]if your school janitor

[69:53]looked like Mario

[69:54]that'd be too much

[69:55]Russell you doing okay

[69:57]by the way

[69:57]yeah I might have to

[69:58]be done here

[69:59]I've been puking

[70:00]for an hour

[70:00]I ate something

[70:01]I feel horrible

[70:02]right now

[70:02]do you want

[70:04]do you want to

[70:05]we're all

[70:06]is that what's going on

[70:07]get through the episode

[70:08]we gotta finish this episode

[70:09]I'll just let you guys

[70:10]keep rolling with it

[70:11]if I jump in

[70:12]I jump in

[70:12]just keep going

[70:13]I don't

[70:14]I don't know what I ate

[70:15]my stomach

[70:16]and you know what that means

[70:17]tonight guys right

[70:18]only one episode

[70:20]one episode

[70:20]Russell we've been talking

[70:22]so much food stuff too

[70:23]that's terrible

[70:24]this must have been

[70:25]the worst one

[70:25]I'll tell you what

[70:28]do the next song

[70:29]I'm going to do my list

[70:30]and then I might be out

[70:31]all right

[70:31]sounds good

[70:32]all right

[70:32]immature

[70:33]this is kind of

[70:35]her looking back

[70:36]at herself

[70:36]do you guys think

[70:37]you would have liked

[70:38]yourself as a middle schooler

[70:39]there's no way right

[70:40]probably more than

[70:41]I like myself now

[70:43]sometimes I'm teaching kids

[70:48]and I'm like

[70:48]this fucking kid

[70:49]talks all the time

[70:50]just wants to get attention

[70:52]will say anything

[70:52]to get attention

[70:53]I hate this kid

[70:54]everything's a joke

[70:55]yeah

[70:56]something there's rivets

[70:57]kid gets back

[70:58]in the time machine

[70:58]yeah

[71:00]everything's a joke

[71:01]sometimes people

[71:02]want attention

[71:03]because they want

[71:03]to win a Grammy

[71:04]did you guys

[71:05]know

[71:06]Bjork

[71:07]is that how it's

[71:08]pronounced Aaron

[71:09]Bjork

[71:09]yeah I think you're

[71:10]doing great

[71:10]yeah I think you got it

[71:11]has been nominated

[71:13]I believe for 16

[71:14]Grammy nominations

[71:15]and has never won

[71:16]wow

[71:17]and has never won

[71:18]16 nominations

[71:19]no wins

[71:20]so I thought we could

[71:21]do a list

[71:22]of the greatest

[71:23]artists ever

[71:24]with the most

[71:25]Grammy nominations

[71:26]without a win

[71:27]wow

[71:28]I like it

[71:28]I like it

[71:29]five

[71:30]four

[71:31]three

[71:32]two

[71:32]one

[71:34]that's crazy

[71:35]you think one would

[71:35]be from Vietnam

[71:36]you'd have at least

[71:37]one win in there

[71:37]oh my god

[71:41]that's not funny

[71:43]at all

[71:44]first up on the list

[71:46]is everyone's

[71:47]favorite Olympic

[71:47]correspondent

[71:48]it's Snoop Dogg

[71:49]17 nominations

[71:50]no wins

[71:51]never won

[71:52]wow

[71:52]that was awesome

[71:55]yeah wow

[71:56]never won best

[71:57]rap record

[71:57]in anything

[71:58]even JC got more

[71:59]Grammys than Snoop

[72:00]that's my new thing

[72:03]I do the crip walk

[72:04]at every dance

[72:05]show

[72:05]I can do it

[72:06]wow

[72:08]yep

[72:09]yeah

[72:10]it's a good thing

[72:11]that's the thing

[72:12]you should move

[72:12]you gotta finish your move

[72:13]I stole it from Snoop

[72:14]from the crips

[72:16]yeah

[72:16]one of those nominations

[72:18]was on the song

[72:19]California Girls

[72:20]with Katy Perry

[72:21]also her

[72:22]she didn't make the list

[72:23]13 nominations

[72:24]no wins

[72:25]so one of those

[72:26]is for those two

[72:28]that's crazy

[72:29]wow

[72:29]that's crazy

[72:30]that Snoop doesn't have a Grammy

[72:31]he's

[72:31]boy

[72:32]he's tied with one other person

[72:34]with 17

[72:35]and I don't know

[72:36]if any of you guys know

[72:36]this guy's music

[72:37]or into it

[72:38]maybe Aaron knows it

[72:38]a little more than I do

[72:39]it's Brian McKnight

[72:40]17 nominations

[72:42]no wins

[72:43]he's much of a producer

[72:44]though

[72:45]is that

[72:45]Marchena McBride's husband

[72:47]but Matt

[72:48]he's been nominated

[72:49]five times

[72:50]for best male

[72:51]R&B vocal performer

[72:52]so it's not just

[72:53]producing

[72:54]yeah

[72:54]but he's

[72:56]he's a huge

[72:57]background guy

[72:58]I mean you know

[72:59]he's behind the scene

[72:59]guy too

[73:00]for all these

[73:00]all I can see

[73:02]is that huge guy

[73:02]in the background

[73:03]listen

[73:04]I mean he's just like

[73:06]he's a little too smooth

[73:07]the late 80s

[73:11]early 90s

[73:12]this is what

[73:12]this was

[73:13]I remember this song

[73:14]from being on the wall

[73:15]at a junior high dance

[73:16]watching other people dance

[73:17]this one?

[73:19]they played this one

[73:21]at your high school

[73:21]junior high dance?

[73:22]I definitely remember this

[73:23]oh yeah

[73:24]yeah

[73:24]wow

[73:24]for sure

[73:25]wow

[73:26]yeah Aaron

[73:27]I went to a sensual

[73:28]junior high

[73:29]you did

[73:29]yeah much more sensual

[73:30]than I

[73:31]well I told you

[73:31]about the jam

[73:32]we got

[73:32]we got November rain

[73:33]oh my god

[73:34]you got November rain

[73:35]at your junior high

[73:36]for a dance?

[73:37]yes

[73:38]that's an awkward one

[73:39]right?

[73:39]you're like

[73:39]don't you think

[73:41]that you need somebody

[73:42]what?

[73:43]how am I supposed

[73:43]to dance to this?

[73:43]oh grinding

[73:44]in November rain?

[73:45]awesome

[73:46]you guys

[73:48]let Russell

[73:50]get through

[73:50]the goddamn list

[73:51]shut up

[73:53]kids I'm here

[73:53]with this giant cake

[73:54]I hope nothing goes wrong

[73:56]and this November rain

[73:57]starts playing

[73:57]you're like

[73:57]oh shit

[73:58]somebody goes

[74:01]diving into

[74:01]god I want to dive

[74:03]into a cake

[74:04]so bad after that

[74:05]I feel like Aaron

[74:06]was the kid in middle school

[74:07]that got to pick

[74:07]the playlist though

[74:08]I bet Aaron

[74:09]was the one

[74:09]pitching the songs

[74:10]I don't

[74:12]maybe

[74:12]could you imagine?

[74:13]I mean I

[74:13]you guys know

[74:14]I picked the homecoming theme

[74:15]see

[74:16]back in the day

[74:16]imagine

[74:17]you remember

[74:19]I do remember Aaron

[74:20]long time ago

[74:21]we talked about that

[74:22]we made fun of you

[74:22]for years for that shit

[74:24]John Lennon ass

[74:26]in high school

[74:27]still doing this

[74:28]four years later

[74:28]you still got the glasses too

[74:30]if your kid

[74:31]if your kid's thing

[74:32]at school

[74:33]the PTA theme

[74:33]is imagine

[74:34]I'm going to be

[74:34]very suspicious Aaron

[74:35]I'm going to think

[74:36]you don't have range

[74:37]I'm doing it

[74:37]next on the list

[74:40]with 15 nominations

[74:41]no wins

[74:42]this is a guitar hero

[74:44]favorite

[74:44]Joe Satriani

[74:46]you guys know this one

[74:46]oh fuck yeah

[74:47]alien surfer buddy

[74:49]Satch Boogie is the song

[74:50]oh shit

[74:50]oh yeah

[74:52]yeah

[74:53]all but

[74:55]all but one of his

[74:56]nominations

[74:56]were for best

[74:57]rock instrumental

[74:58]performance

[74:59]yeah

[75:00]14 nominations

[75:01]for that

[75:01]never won

[75:02]you know

[75:03]I don't know

[75:03]how many other

[75:04]rock instruments

[75:04]I would love to know

[75:05]who he lost to

[75:06]we're not actually

[75:06]going to look it up

[75:07]he taught

[75:07]Kurt Hammett

[75:08]and Stevie Vi

[75:10]did he really

[75:11]he was their teacher

[75:12]yeah

[75:12]Mimo you got to know

[75:14]some of the

[75:14]some of the people

[75:16]that would be in this

[75:16]category right

[75:17]isn't there some

[75:17]of those guitarists

[75:18]that you follow

[75:19]that would be in this

[75:20]category

[75:20]it all started with

[75:21]Yngwie from Sweden

[75:22]probably

[75:24]oh Malmsteen

[75:24]yep

[75:25]probably knows Bjork

[75:26]Bjork

[75:27]probably

[75:29]all those

[75:30]what kind of person

[75:32]is buying this album

[75:33]and listening to it

[75:34]right

[75:34]me

[75:34]John

[75:36]yeah

[75:37]John wants to play like this

[75:38]John at what age

[75:39]did you buy this album

[75:40]I was 16

[75:41]oh my god

[75:43]you're like

[75:44]this is it

[75:45]this is what I want

[75:45]it's like

[75:46]it's like John

[75:47]and a bunch of

[75:47]45 year old guys

[75:48]who just got divorced

[75:49]yeah

[75:50]it was a weird

[75:51]cross section

[75:52]at that section

[75:53]of the on cue video

[75:54]I just bought a Camaro

[75:56]my wife will let me have it

[75:57]and now I'm in here

[75:58]and I'm going to get this

[75:59]Joe Satriani

[76:00]CD

[76:00]John's like

[76:01]ah my future

[76:03]has come to pass

[76:04]so you just sit at home

[76:06]and you listen to this shit

[76:07]just rock

[76:07]instrumentals like this

[76:09]yeah

[76:09]or in my car

[76:10]in my i-rock

[76:11]I mean it sounds like

[76:12]I'm playing Iron Man off-road

[76:13]remember that game

[76:14]with the three wheels

[76:15]you actually had an i-rock

[76:18]no

[76:18]god

[76:20]oh

[76:20]god

[76:21]that'd be awesome

[76:22]it also just sounds like

[76:23]you're at like a

[76:24]a wild hockey game

[76:26]like for some reason

[76:27]all they

[76:27]the wild

[76:27]all they play in the background

[76:28]is guitars

[76:29]yeah that's definitely

[76:30]a hockey game background

[76:31]you guys gotta

[76:32]stop talking

[76:33]let him get through his list

[76:34]well

[76:34]not gonna do that

[76:35]I don't feel that bad

[76:36]but

[76:36]I feel terrible that Russ is so sick

[76:38]he's barfing his brains out

[76:39]so Russ has been getting up

[76:40]like every couple minutes

[76:41]we didn't know where he was going

[76:42]I mean honestly guys

[76:44]we all thought the same thing

[76:44]he was like

[76:45]he likes this podcast so much

[76:47]that he was

[76:47]okay

[76:48]squeezing the juice

[76:50]okay

[76:50]as the wheeze

[76:51]once told us

[76:52]he's such a warrior

[76:52]and instead he's been

[76:54]barfing his guts out

[76:55]and then coming back

[76:56]to do a list

[76:56]now if you notice

[76:57]a bad timing

[76:59]didn't quite get to finish the list

[77:00]all right

[77:01]so we're now

[77:01]we're sitting here

[77:02]waiting for

[77:02]Russell to come back

[77:03]and I will demand

[77:05]now

[77:05]man

[77:06]wait until you hear my rolling

[77:08]my intro into rolling

[77:09]going this week

[77:10]it's gonna be so long

[77:11]it's gonna be the longest

[77:13]intro to rolling going

[77:14]because we don't have to do

[77:15]a second episode tonight

[77:16]okay

[77:17]we're good

[77:18]yep

[77:18]all right

[77:19]I'm gonna pee

[77:20]while we're waiting for Russell

[77:21]oh boy

[77:21]hey leave your camera on

[77:23]leave your camera on

[77:25]I'm gonna edit this thing

[77:29]go ahead Russell

[77:30]next on the list

[77:31]next on the list

[77:31]with 14

[77:32]Dierks Bentley

[77:33]you guys country music fans

[77:35]Dierks Bentley

[77:35]yeah Dierks is one of the top

[77:37]in the world

[77:37]I figured out

[77:40]I remember

[77:41]I used to be

[77:41]I've started listening

[77:42]to 90s country only

[77:44]up at the cabin

[77:44]and I can't

[77:46]I can't get into this stuff

[77:47]so I used to be

[77:47]a huge country fan

[77:48]hello

[77:48]huge

[77:50]this guy used to make me

[77:51]bench press down

[77:52]at the weight room

[77:53]in college all the time

[77:53]that's a joke

[77:54]for about five people

[77:55]he did

[77:56]uh oh

[77:58]John

[77:59]John's gone

[78:00]okay go ahead Russ

[78:01]keep going

[78:02]last song on the list

[78:03]Rob this is one of your favorites

[78:04]it's Martin McGroom's wife

[78:06]it's Martina McBride

[78:08]she had

[78:09]she had 14

[78:10]Martin McGroom

[78:11]she had 14

[78:12]Martina McBride had 14

[78:15]Martina McBride is good

[78:17]she is

[78:17]from the

[78:18]speaking of the 90s

[78:19]she's awesome

[78:20]Russell

[78:21]that was

[78:22]you know what

[78:23]Russell

[78:23]this list

[78:24]is a real loser

[78:25]of Grammy losers

[78:27]it is

[78:28]you're right

[78:29]wow

[78:30]good one

[78:31]that would be a bummer

[78:32]though when you're like

[78:32]oh I've been nominated

[78:33]for 14 Grammys

[78:34]you'll be like

[78:36]you didn't win once

[78:37]I have one other thing

[78:38]with this album

[78:39]that we have to talk about

[78:40]before I sign off

[78:41]you guys will appreciate this

[78:43]I was looking at Beck and Bjork

[78:45]I figured

[78:45]there's got to be

[78:46]some connection there

[78:47]there was actually

[78:48]a music journal

[78:50]article

[78:51]about a 40 page article

[78:53]a scholarly article Aaron

[78:55]called

[78:55]Bach

[78:56]and Bjork

[78:57]walk into a bar

[78:58]reclassifying

[79:00]harmonic progressions

[79:01]to accommodate

[79:01]popular music repertoire

[79:03]in traditional music

[79:04]theory class

[79:05]did you ever have

[79:06]Bjork or Beck

[79:07]in your music theory classes

[79:08]I don't

[79:10]I didn't

[79:10]because I didn't get that far

[79:11]I didn't get past

[79:12]20th century

[79:13]I stopped

[79:13]I did four semesters

[79:14]that was all I could handle

[79:15]well this article

[79:16]proposed juxt

[79:17]juxtapositioning

[79:18]art and popular music

[79:20]repertoire

[79:20]with a single

[79:21]integrated paradigm

[79:22]for teaching

[79:22]harmonic progressions

[79:24]the whole

[79:25]like 40 page article

[79:26]was about harmonies

[79:27]and specifically

[79:29]pop music

[79:29]and Bjork

[79:30]and Beck

[79:31]I thought that was

[79:31]pretty cool

[79:32]that's incredible

[79:33]but there was one other thing

[79:35]that we had to talk

[79:36]with Bjork and Beck

[79:37]do you guys remember

[79:39]MTV

[79:40]the celebrity death match

[79:41]stuff back in the day

[79:42]oh yeah of course

[79:43]yes

[79:43]did you guys already

[79:44]watch it without me or not

[79:45]no

[79:46]no

[79:46]oh shit

[79:47]okay yeah here

[79:48]Robbie

[79:49]Bjork actually

[79:52]fought back

[79:53]in the MTV

[79:53]celebrity death match

[79:55]back in like

[79:56]the late 90s

[79:57]right

[79:57]I'm sick of getting

[79:58]your mail Bjork

[80:00]can't the people

[80:00]at the post office

[80:01]read

[80:02]you know I've been

[80:03]getting neodymonds

[80:04]mail for years

[80:05]love letters

[80:06]back did have two

[80:07]turntables and a microphone

[80:08]there that that

[80:09]he did

[80:10]we did

[80:11]oh yeah there we are

[80:12]copies of Bjork's albums

[80:14]no fucking way

[80:19]weirdo

[80:20]weirdo

[80:23]a popular term these days

[80:25]oh neato

[80:27]I'm Bjork

[80:28]I'm a singer

[80:28]that does not look like

[80:29]Beck at all

[80:30]I'm an actress

[80:30]I'm an actress

[80:31]I'm an actress

[80:31]no way

[80:32]it's like Kato Kaelin

[80:33]so anyways

[80:34]Bjork and Beck

[80:35]go back and forth

[80:36]for a while

[80:36]but Rob if you skip

[80:37]I gave you another time

[80:38]about six minutes

[80:39]in or something

[80:39]this is like wrestling

[80:41]at its finest

[80:42]Bjork and Beck

[80:43]are going at it

[80:44]and there was a run in

[80:45]check this run in out

[80:47]please welcome to the ring

[80:48]is this amazing or what

[80:53]oh my god

[80:54]this is incredible

[80:55]he's brought his own

[80:56]groundbreaking instrument

[80:57]with him from the past

[80:58]what is that

[80:59]his own groundbreaking

[81:01]instrument

[81:01]he is from

[81:01]oh

[81:02]wow

[81:03]this is not going to turn out

[81:09]well for Bjork

[81:11]oh gosh

[81:11]I mean Bjork

[81:15]is out

[81:16]oh

[81:17]I mean Bjork

[81:18]he even did the Bjork thing

[81:19]so Bach ran him through

[81:21]Russell

[81:22]this is a blast

[81:23]from the past

[81:24]I love this

[81:24]celebrity death match

[81:25]this is great

[81:26]wow

[81:27]so eventually

[81:30]if you let it go

[81:31]let it keep going

[81:31]eventually Bach

[81:33]ends up winning

[81:33]the celebrity death match

[81:35]so when it comes to

[81:36]the celebrity death match

[81:38]between Beck

[81:39]and Bjork

[81:40]who did it better

[81:41]Bach

[81:43]did it

[81:44]oh there you go

[81:45]yeah that's right Aaron

[81:49]I know Bach

[81:49]okay I'm going to put it

[81:50]sounds great

[81:51]put it in real Bach

[81:52]later there

[81:52]when I figure out

[81:53]what that shit is

[81:53]next up

[81:56]Russell

[81:57]Russell can I just tell you

[81:58]by the way

[81:58]I didn't get a chance

[81:59]to tell you

[81:59]okay

[82:00]that is a top five

[82:02]list

[82:03]now Russell

[82:04]nice

[82:04]no reason

[82:05]but if you had to say

[82:06]we're not quite done

[82:07]with the album

[82:07]but if you had to say

[82:08]Rolling Well Tone

[82:08]Rolling Bone

[82:09]or Rolling Grown

[82:09]what would you say

[82:10]I'm going to say

[82:13]this is Rolling Grown

[82:14]just a little bit

[82:15]you know

[82:15]you know what I thought

[82:16]I thought the first song

[82:18]on the album

[82:18]was a letdown

[82:20]I almost turned it off

[82:21]at song one

[82:22]but there were a few songs

[82:23]I actually liked

[82:24]and actually one of them

[82:25]I don't know which one it was

[82:26]some of them sounded like

[82:27]wrestling entrance music

[82:28]to me

[82:28]it sounded like

[82:29]Edge or

[82:30]Gangrel

[82:31]back in the day

[82:31]some of them

[82:32]seemed kind of like

[82:32]these dark

[82:34]kind of

[82:34]haunting music

[82:36]so I actually liked it

[82:37]more than I thought I would

[82:38]so I'm going to say

[82:39]it's Rolling Well Grown

[82:40]or Rolling Grown

[82:41]I don't think it should be

[82:42]this high on the list

[82:43]but there were parts

[82:45]that I enjoyed more

[82:46]than I was expecting to

[82:47]after the opener

[82:47]Russell

[82:49]your connection

[82:49]is breaking up

[82:50]have a wonderful night

[82:51]we'll see you later

[82:52]sorry guys

[82:53]don't think about

[82:55]mini donuts

[82:56]or fish

[82:59]oh

[83:00]long John Silver

[83:01]oh my wife

[83:02]orders the halibut

[83:03]damn that's good

[83:04]I should have brought that up

[83:06]alright

[83:07]next

[83:07]where were we on this

[83:08]oh yeah

[83:09]Alarm Call

[83:10]next to this one

[83:11]I just have her voice

[83:11]I like this one

[83:12]crazy good

[83:13]yeah I like this one

[83:15]I bet Matt

[83:22]I bet Lana Del Rey

[83:23]has listened to Bjork a bit

[83:25]I bet

[83:25]for sure

[83:26]I feel like it's that

[83:28]sort of same like

[83:28]let's

[83:29]let's put some

[83:30]kind of like

[83:30]slamming beats

[83:31]next to some

[83:32]smooth vocals

[83:33]when are we gonna listen

[83:34]to Bjork guys

[83:35]if we're a Bjork listener

[83:36]when are we listening

[83:37]that's

[83:39]I don't know man

[83:40]that's the problem

[83:41]I'm not sure

[83:41]when I'm ever gonna like

[83:42]when I'm doing art

[83:44]or something

[83:45]when I'm

[83:45]painting a large

[83:47]you know

[83:48]wall

[83:49]of

[83:49]something

[83:50]I don't know

[83:51]day four

[83:51]being lost in the woods

[83:52]I like Matt's

[83:54]like you've got

[83:55]a warehouse

[83:56]or like a live workspace

[83:57]and you're making

[83:58]a big mural

[83:58]on the side of the wall

[83:59]and you're cranking

[84:00]Bjork up super loud

[84:01]yep

[84:01]he's on to something here

[84:03]painting that

[84:04]storage thing you have

[84:05]all right

[84:06]Pluto

[84:07]somebody described this

[84:09]as IDM

[84:10]and glitch

[84:11]I love the idea

[84:12]of it being glitch music

[84:14]where it's like

[84:14]it's like the Matrix

[84:15]yep

[84:16]the girl in the red dress

[84:18]that sounds like

[84:18]another Nintendo song

[84:20]sounds very European

[84:24]it sounds like

[84:25]what I would think of

[84:26]like European type

[84:28]getting off the bus

[84:29]in Cologne

[84:29]all of this full of love

[84:31]this is a minimal

[84:32]ambient remix

[84:33]of a song that was

[84:35]released earlier

[84:37]I'm telling you guys

[84:41]you're taking LSD

[84:43]you're lost in the woods

[84:44]in Iceland

[84:45]this is perfect

[84:47]that would work

[84:48]yeah

[84:48]I like that

[84:49]Aaron Rodgers

[84:50]listened to this

[84:51]while he was in his

[84:51]darkness

[84:52]I gotta say guys

[84:54]I think Russ

[84:56]might be on

[84:56]ayahuasca tonight

[84:57]I think that might be

[84:58]part of the problem

[84:58]he's finding himself

[84:59]right now

[85:00]shit we should

[85:01]you know what

[85:02]I hope he found himself

[85:03]I'm gonna text him

[85:04]Russ please come back

[85:05]I have a question to ask you

[85:06]are you on ayahuasca

[85:10]would you guys do ayahuasca

[85:11]if you got a chance

[85:12]I kind of think I might

[85:13]I'd try it

[85:14]sure

[85:14]if I was an NFL quarterback

[85:16]yeah

[85:17]and barfing your guts out

[85:18]and getting mind-bending diarrhea

[85:19]literally mind-bending diarrhea

[85:21]that I always talk about

[85:22]I think see it's the same

[85:24]like trying new drugs to me

[85:26]is the same as this album

[85:27]like that feels like

[85:28]that window closed

[85:29]like if I've got

[85:30]true

[85:30]24 hours where I can just like

[85:32]fuck off and do what I want

[85:33]like I'm not

[85:33]really worth

[85:34]I'm not gonna risk

[85:35]stuff that like

[85:37]might send me somewhere

[85:38]I don't enjoy

[85:38]like I only got

[85:40]limited time to like

[85:41]to do that

[85:41]so it's gonna be like

[85:42]if I saw a drug

[85:43]that was like from RoboCop 2

[85:44]remember Nuke

[85:45]from RoboCop 2

[85:46]or something like a capsule

[85:47]they'd put it in their neck

[85:48]god I'd be doing

[85:50]Nuke so bad

[85:51]cause those drugs

[85:55]seem fun

[85:55]it's like what's that movie

[85:56]where the drug is

[85:57]that you drop it in your eye

[85:58]did it better

[85:59]like Blade Runner

[86:00]oh

[86:00]oh yeah

[86:02]those drugs look

[86:03]pretty good time

[86:03]the drug you take in

[86:05]the minority report

[86:07]you just

[86:08]he takes those things

[86:10]oh yeah

[86:11]or like a

[86:12]what

[86:12]like a drug

[86:13]what would be fun

[86:14]if I could take a drug

[86:15]and then get a rock hard erection

[86:17]I would love

[86:18]that'd be awesome

[86:19]that's in Ricochet

[86:21]with Denzel

[86:21]I would love

[86:22]a podcast

[86:23]of just Rob and John

[86:24]talking about drugs

[86:25]they saw in a movie

[86:26]I'm not gonna listen to it

[86:27]but I think

[86:27]you'd hear something

[86:28]about it

[86:28]are you talking about

[86:30]the scene where Denzel

[86:30]has sex in a pool

[86:31]you know

[86:33]I know you are Aaron

[86:35]it's where Denzel

[86:35]is forced to have sex

[86:36]in a pool

[86:37]it's in Ricochet

[86:38]yeah he has very little

[86:39]sex in the movies

[86:40]but he does have sex

[86:41]in Ricochet

[86:42]has a prison fight

[86:43]with phone books

[86:44]taped to him

[86:44]and you're just like

[86:45]yeah this is a great movie

[86:46]I love this movie

[86:46]it's great

[86:47]here's the deal

[86:48]okay

[86:49]the four of us

[86:51]right Russell

[86:52]John you're Russell

[86:54]yeah

[86:55]how you doing guys

[86:56]nailed it

[86:57]wow that is so good

[86:58]sounds just like him right

[87:00]I've got

[87:01]you know what

[87:01]we can just do

[87:02]the next episode

[87:02]so here's the deal

[87:05]okay

[87:07]is this album

[87:08]a rolling well toned

[87:09]listen

[87:09]yeah

[87:10]it's kind of off the wall

[87:11]but it's Bjerg

[87:12]what do you expect

[87:13]you'd be disappointed

[87:14]if I put this on

[87:15]if I put this on

[87:16]and all of a sudden

[87:17]it sounded like this

[87:19]you know what I mean

[87:21]you'd be like

[87:22]well this is not

[87:23]this is not the Bjerg

[87:24]I was looking for

[87:26]although it was kick ass

[87:28]yeah

[87:28]Bjerg's bonus track

[87:29]was like this

[87:30]he's like

[87:30]this is where I fucking

[87:31]shred on my fender

[87:33]fuck you

[87:33]little summer song

[87:36]I'll drive my car

[87:37]as fast as I want

[87:38]dad

[87:39]okay

[87:39]or

[87:40]is that

[87:41]that would be

[87:41]rolling well toned

[87:42]if this is perfect

[87:43]at 202

[87:44]who is that

[87:46]or

[87:48]is this a

[87:49]rolling

[87:50]groan

[87:51]okay

[87:52]maybe this album

[87:54]is so bad

[87:55]that it makes you

[87:57]barf

[87:58]your fucking guts out

[87:59]just talking about it

[88:00]with your buds

[88:01]okay

[88:02]you got

[88:03]you got guys here

[88:04]who gave up their

[88:05]Friday night

[88:05]and you get fucking sick

[88:07]because of Bjerg

[88:08]and you blow chunks

[88:09]all over during the episode

[88:11]and you don't even

[88:12]record yourself doing it

[88:13]huh

[88:14]that would be a

[88:16]rolling

[88:17]groan

[88:18]I gotta say

[88:23]getting sick as an adult

[88:24]it's a bummer

[88:26]there's nothing worse

[88:27]and then you're like

[88:28]and your friend

[88:28]making fun of you

[88:29]for being sick

[88:30]well

[88:30]makes it a little bit

[88:31]less worse

[88:32]I mean it is

[88:33]a scientific fact

[88:34]that guys

[88:35]I mean they just

[88:36]they get sicker

[88:36]and it lasts longer

[88:37]they do

[88:38]women just bounce back

[88:39]faster so

[88:40]they have a high pain tolerance

[88:41]it is a scientific fact

[88:42]thank you Dr. Matt

[88:43]yeah

[88:44]it's just a scientific fact

[88:46]yeah and you know what

[88:47]and if I don't

[88:48]sometimes

[88:48]there's

[88:49]I actually can have

[88:49]medical problems from it

[88:50]if I don't throw up

[88:53]once a day

[88:54]it could actually

[88:54]really hurt

[88:55]that would be

[88:57]a rolling groan

[88:58]okay

[88:58]if this album

[88:59]does not belong

[89:00]at 202

[89:00]or

[89:02]is this

[89:03]a rolling

[89:04]bone

[89:05]okay

[89:06]it shouldn't have been

[89:07]this low on the list

[89:08]it should have been higher

[89:09]which of course

[89:09]John

[89:10]is a lower

[89:11]number

[89:12]okay

[89:13]that is a lower number

[89:14]on the list

[89:14]we are actually going

[89:15]through the lower numbers

[89:16]we've done 100

[89:17]we've done 102

[89:18]okay

[89:19]now Aaron

[89:20]guess what band

[89:20]was 102

[89:21]on the list

[89:22]do you want to guess

[89:22]right now

[89:23]the band

[89:24]nope

[89:25]that was 100

[89:25]I know you're wrong

[89:26]because that was 100

[89:27]what do you think

[89:28]it was 102

[89:28]the black album

[89:30]oh that's a good guess

[89:31]Matt what do you think

[89:31]it was 102

[89:32]I think it was

[89:33]The Clash by The Clash

[89:34]god damn it

[89:35]I could

[89:36]if you would have said

[89:37]have you guys done

[89:37]The Clash by The Clash

[89:38]I would have said

[89:39]no way

[89:39]god damn it

[89:40]oh Matt got it

[89:41]yeah you're good

[89:42]he knew it

[89:43]White Riot

[89:44]and Remote Control

[89:45]I did a parody song

[89:46]to White Riot

[89:47]I can't remember

[89:48]what it was

[89:48]something about

[89:49]Quiet I think

[89:49]every great album

[89:52]I'm like

[89:52]what was that parody song

[89:53]but not this one

[89:54]because I said

[89:54]fuck it

[89:55]I was out on the boat

[89:56]with my family

[89:56]and I was like

[89:57]if I rush home right now

[89:59]I could make a

[90:00]Purity Bjork song

[90:01]and I was like

[90:01]what the fuck

[90:02]am I doing with my life

[90:03]where I would even

[90:03]think about that

[90:04]no I'm not gonna do that

[90:05]okay there's no way

[90:07]that my bros

[90:07]who are gonna show up

[90:09]here today

[90:09]in perfect health

[90:10]and not actually

[90:11]ruin the episode

[90:12]by barfing all over the place

[90:13]okay there's no way

[90:15]that's gonna happen

[90:16]I can't

[90:17]he's gonna make you

[90:18]edit that out

[90:18]he doesn't want

[90:20]his business out there

[90:21]just rustling off floors

[90:23]just barfing into a toilet

[90:24]you think he's

[90:25]oh no

[90:27]you think he did

[90:27]the first one too

[90:28]rimmed down

[90:29]so it got all over the place

[90:30]and then he has to sit there

[90:31]for the rest of the night

[90:31]without able to

[90:32]clean it up

[90:33]like Aaron's old roommate

[90:33]that girl at

[90:34]the toilet seat

[90:35]on the toilet seat

[90:37]I listened to that episode

[90:38]the other day

[90:38]Aaron that story

[90:39]holds up

[90:40]because it was a

[90:41]fluffy toilet seat

[90:42]so weird right

[90:43]Kirsten up there

[90:46]on Saturday morning

[90:47]like

[90:47]here's my new

[90:48]million dollar business idea

[90:49]silk toilet seat covers

[90:52]Matt we are in

[90:54]we are in

[90:55]a Twilight Zone episode

[90:56]this is gonna go

[90:56]sitting on a toilet

[90:57]you get to go to

[91:01]the bathroom on silk

[91:02]it'd be like

[91:03]shitting in women's underpants

[91:04]hello

[91:04]you

[91:06]shit in women's underpants

[91:08]what no

[91:08]why would you do that

[91:09]why would you do that

[91:11]why would it feel so good

[91:13]you eat pieces of shit

[91:15]for breakfast

[91:16]honey you're

[91:19]the dog ate it

[91:20]alright listen

[91:22]okay

[91:23]we should probably

[91:25]start this episode over

[91:26]I kind of forgot

[91:26]where we were

[91:27]alright so

[91:29]what do you think

[91:30]in 2020

[91:30]rolling well toned

[91:31]rolling boned

[91:32]or rolling grown

[91:33]let's go to

[91:35]John what do you think

[91:36]rolling well toned

[91:37]rolling boned

[91:37]or rolling grown

[91:37]202

[91:38]Bjork homogenic

[91:39]this is definitely

[91:41]rolling grown

[91:42]Bjork should not be

[91:44]above

[91:44]Dolores O. Riordan

[91:46]who is the lead singer

[91:47]of the Cranberries

[91:48]Cranberries are

[91:49]on the list

[91:49]so

[91:50]501 John

[91:52]they're 501

[91:53]they're 501

[91:53]exactly

[91:54]and

[91:56]to Matt's point

[91:57]it doesn't hold any water

[91:58]to what's coming up

[91:59]in September

[92:00]with the

[92:01]wild

[92:01]wildflowers

[92:04]with

[92:04]Tom Petty

[92:05]so

[92:06]it definitely isn't

[92:07]shouldn't be up this

[92:08]high

[92:09]she's a great musician

[92:10]she's a great singer

[92:11]she's very beautiful

[92:12]she's very pretty

[92:13]her voice is amazing

[92:14]but

[92:15]I just don't get it

[92:16]because

[92:16]for me in 97

[92:18]I wasn't listening

[92:19]to this shit

[92:20]Russell

[92:21]what do you think

[92:22]rolling well toned

[92:22]rolling boned

[92:23]or rolling grown

[92:23]interesting

[92:25]okay

[92:26]oh that's right

[92:28]I'll just edit it in later

[92:28]I said later

[92:29]I'm not gonna act like

[92:30]he's throwing up in the toilet

[92:31]Matt

[92:33]what do you think

[92:34]rolling well toned

[92:34]rolling boned

[92:35]or rolling grown

[92:36]I think this is rolling grown

[92:37]I think this was a

[92:39]you know

[92:40]we get these occasionally

[92:41]we get some courtesy

[92:42]slots

[92:43]because somebody's

[92:44]highly

[92:45]positioned

[92:47]musician

[92:47]at the time

[92:48]and things like that

[92:49]and they just need to be

[92:49]on the list somewhere

[92:50]so I just think

[92:52]this is

[92:52]202

[92:53]sounds like a good spot

[92:54]to put Bjork

[92:55]all things considered

[92:57]but

[92:57]to John's point

[92:59]we got Wildflowers

[93:00]coming up at

[93:00]214

[93:01]we got American Beauty

[93:02]by Grateful Dead

[93:03]we've got Run DMC

[93:05]Raising Hell

[93:05]we've got The Birth of Soul

[93:07]by Ray Charles

[93:08]we've got Wild

[93:09]is the Wind

[93:10]by Nina Simone

[93:11]Nina Simone

[93:12]we're finally getting

[93:12]against Nina Simone

[93:13]we got all sorts of stuff

[93:15]strange choice

[93:15]for a Nina Simone

[93:16]I'll say that

[93:17]Deja Vu

[93:18]Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young

[93:19]Rage Against the Machine

[93:20]I mean

[93:21]Rage Against the Machine

[93:22]Rage Against the Machine

[93:24]for the 90s

[93:25]is way ahead

[93:26]of this album

[93:27]in terms of 90s albums

[93:28]things like that

[93:29]fucking Velvet Revolver

[93:30]is ahead of this album

[93:31]yeah

[93:31]oh John

[93:33]let's be clear

[93:34]we don't sign off on that

[93:35]that is John

[93:36]coming in from outside

[93:37]the podcast

[93:38]trying to turn us

[93:39]into a Velvet Revolver podcast

[93:40]hey John

[93:41]we said

[93:42]we'll guest on your show

[93:43]the Velvet Revolver

[93:45]did it better

[93:46]I saw Hoover's Tank

[93:49]open for them

[93:50]at the XL

[93:50]hey we were at that concert

[93:52]yeah

[93:53]did you hear me

[93:54]yeah

[93:55]alone

[93:55]by the way

[93:56]I should say this

[93:57]my super conservative cousin

[93:59]I was wearing the

[93:59]Beck Did It Better t-shirt

[94:00]and he said

[94:00]oh what's that

[94:01]and I was like

[94:01]fuck me

[94:02]god damn

[94:03]do not listen

[94:04]to the latest episode

[94:05]where I talk about

[94:06]dressing up as a chair

[94:07]and going to a women's

[94:07]bodybuilding event

[94:08]and I said

[94:11]oh yeah

[94:11]that's because

[94:12]and it was

[94:14]it's a great story

[94:14]because it reminded me

[94:15]yeah it did

[94:16]it came out last week

[94:16]John

[94:17]yeah

[94:17]I definitely didn't forget

[94:19]we're in the future

[94:21]time machine

[94:21]rivets

[94:22]time machine

[94:22]here's the thing

[94:23]Russ is breaking the doors

[94:24]yeah

[94:25]what do you think Russ

[94:27]the pink is great

[94:28]oh that was Aaron

[94:30]what do I have on here

[94:31]by Russell

[94:31]I don't have anything

[94:32]there I am again

[94:33]all I want to do

[94:34]there it is

[94:35]is make love to you

[94:36]there you go

[94:37]he's saying it to his

[94:38]toilet right now

[94:39]oh no

[94:40]here's the thing

[94:40]okay

[94:41]is

[94:42]what was I talking about

[94:44]oh

[94:46]where am I

[94:46]I told my cousin

[94:47]he said

[94:48]why is it called

[94:48]Beck Did It Better

[94:49]and I said

[94:49]well we have a friend

[94:50]that's so dumb

[94:51]okay

[94:51]and he's definitely

[94:52]not going to get sick

[94:53]when we record on Friday

[94:54]he's

[94:55]when we listen to a bunch

[94:56]of Beatles songs

[94:57]we're listening to like

[94:58]Sergeant Pepper

[94:58]and he's like

[94:58]some of these songs

[94:59]I feel like Beck

[95:00]could have done these better

[95:01]and we said

[95:02]oh well you're the dumbest

[95:03]person in the world

[95:04]for saying that

[95:04]we immediately got an argument

[95:05]we're like hey

[95:06]this would be a great podcast

[95:07]but one thing I'm going to promise

[95:08]okay before we start this podcast

[95:10]let's keep it clean

[95:11]and with that in mind

[95:13]okay

[95:14]the correct answer is

[95:16]I did everybody right

[95:16]the correct answer

[95:17]no I didn't get

[95:18]yeah you did everybody

[95:19]no Aaron

[95:20]what do you think

[95:20]rolling well toned

[95:21]rolling bone

[95:21]or rolling grown

[95:22]I'm going to be the only

[95:25]rolling well toned here

[95:26]I don't think I can

[95:27]listen to this

[95:27]but I think that

[95:29]it's important

[95:29]I think it's cool

[95:30]that it's here

[95:31]Matt said yes

[95:32]there are places

[95:33]where we feel like

[95:34]an artist has to go

[95:35]in this spot

[95:35]I think he might be right

[95:37]but I think 202

[95:38]is the right spot for this

[95:39]I think it's cool

[95:40]that it exists

[95:40]I think a lot of people

[95:41]really dig it

[95:42]and it's important to them

[95:43]I've missed my window

[95:45]to get into it

[95:45]I don't totally get it

[95:46]but I'm going to go

[95:47]with rolling well toned

[95:48]here's part of the bottom line

[95:49]right

[95:49]it would be fucked up

[95:50]if Bjork wasn't on this list

[95:51]like that would be fucked up

[95:53]you know

[95:54]yeah

[95:54]so does Icon

[95:55]right

[95:55]it's good at 492

[95:56]now

[95:57]well that's not a palindrome

[95:59]how about 494

[96:03]Matt

[96:06]I just realized

[96:07]you just made a point

[96:09]that I fucked up

[96:10]my next joke

[96:10]okay

[96:11]guys

[96:11]my palindrome

[96:14]I'm not going to see it

[96:14]for 101 episodes

[96:15]I realize now

[96:16]that's wrong

[96:16]I don't understand

[96:17]what a palindrome is

[96:18]and that's because

[96:20]my pal who's a drone

[96:21]he's terrible at math

[96:22]ironically

[96:22]hates numbers

[96:23]I think we're going to get one

[96:24]every time

[96:24]every 10 albums or so

[96:26]Aaron don't

[96:27]this is not some

[96:28]fucked up math teacher's

[96:29]hungover question

[96:30]hey guys

[96:31]how many palindromes

[96:32]oh my god

[96:33]oh my god

[96:35]I saw the Foo Fighters

[96:36]on a Sunday night

[96:36]I looked for mini donuts

[96:39]I got a bag

[96:42]and I ate it Friday night

[96:42]before I was supposed

[96:43]to record with my friends

[96:44]I think it'll be fine

[96:45]here's the thing

[96:47]oh my god

[96:48]it's so cruel

[96:49]here's the thing

[96:50]okay

[96:52]I would expect the same

[96:53]if I got sick

[96:54]and barfed out

[96:54]and barfed my guts out

[96:55]and brought the computer with me

[96:56]so you'd see and hear it

[96:57]unfortunately you guys

[96:59]are incorrect

[97:00]this gets

[97:01]shit

[97:01]a rolling ice loaned

[97:03]okay

[97:04]this album

[97:05]is about Iceland

[97:06]she said this album

[97:07]is about Iceland

[97:08]it's about where I'm from

[97:09]it's about nature

[97:09]it's about coming together

[97:10]now of course

[97:11]Bjork also once said

[97:13]somebody congratulated her

[97:14]on having a great album

[97:15]and she said

[97:15]I'm a grateful grapefruit

[97:16]I am a grateful grapefruit

[97:19]yeah

[97:19]Bjork is a classic

[97:20]like you interview her

[97:21]about the music

[97:21]and she just is like

[97:22]oh fuck you

[97:22]I'm going to tell you a story

[97:23]that makes no sense

[97:24]and I'm going to tell you

[97:24]I'm going to tell the next guy

[97:25]a different story

[97:26]it's classic Bob Dylan shit

[97:27]but the thing is

[97:28]this album

[97:30]she said it's about Iceland

[97:31]she wanted to get the feel

[97:32]of Iceland

[97:32]and it makes me think

[97:33]that it would be scary

[97:35]as shit to go to Iceland

[97:36]I feel like

[97:37]if this album is like Iceland

[97:38]I feel like I would get off the plane

[97:40]and I would immediately be stuck

[97:41]in a hall of mirrors

[97:42]where I'd be yelled at

[97:43]by a young version of me

[97:44]and an old version of me

[97:45]who are both let down

[97:46]by the decisions I've made

[97:47]and then at the height of madness

[97:49]I wake up next to a Hudson News

[97:51]where I try to shoplift

[97:52]a keychain

[97:53]that has the name

[97:53]of the capital city

[97:54]on it

[97:54]but it's too long

[97:56]it's Reykjavik

[97:56]it doesn't fit in my pocket

[97:57]I get busted

[97:58]okay

[97:59]and I'm sent to an Iceland jail

[98:02]where I listen to this album

[98:03]on a loop

[98:03]this album is an Icelandic jail

[98:05]it makes sense

[98:06]okay

[98:06]give me those reindeer balls

[98:08]which I'm assuming they eat

[98:09]next up

[98:10]whoa

[98:11]wait

[98:12]hey do you think

[98:13]do you think that grapefruit

[98:14]was microwaved

[98:15]a little hole in it Rob?

[98:16]oh my god

[98:17]okay

[98:18]did she microwave it?

[98:19]was that part of it?

[98:20]no

[98:21]I made that part up

[98:22]you made that up

[98:24]just caught you

[98:25]you're one of those

[98:26]fruit fucking guys

[98:27]remember a tomato

[98:29]is a fruit

[98:29]next up

[98:31]oh

[98:31]okay

[98:32]my British neighbor

[98:34]oh no

[98:35]excuse me guys

[98:38]I gotta make a call real quick

[98:39]Russell

[98:41]yeah I'm gonna need you

[98:43]to come back

[98:43]this Andy joke I have

[98:44]is too good

[98:45]what's that?

[98:48]blah

[98:48]okay

[98:49]my British neighbor

[98:51]stole something

[98:53]out of my garage

[98:53]and now I can't gather

[98:55]my fallen leave

[98:57]zuh

[98:58]nailed it

[99:00]I have a nicked rake

[99:02]oh god

[99:07]a nicked rake

[99:08]by

[99:08]where's the sound clip

[99:11]for the song

[99:11]I can't find it

[99:12]oh no

[99:14]fuck me

[99:15]that was a perfect joke

[99:16]and I fucked it up

[99:17]oh no

[99:19]you know what

[99:20]I'm just gonna push a button

[99:21]and that's the theme song

[99:21]for tonight

[99:22]that ain't it

[99:23]nailed it

[99:25]a nicked rake

[99:27]wow

[99:30]oh this is what we get

[99:31]next week guys

[99:34]nicked rake

[99:35]the pink moon

[99:37]now

[99:39]is it possible

[99:40]that that episode

[99:41]might not come out

[99:42]because we're supposed

[99:42]to record a double tonight

[99:44]I don't know

[99:45]oh

[99:45]Russell you're back

[99:47]listen

[99:47]nicked rake Russell

[99:48]do you get it

[99:49]it's time

[99:53]to say bye

[99:53]say

[99:53]goodbye

[99:56]let me tell you now

[100:00]I hate you

[100:03]no

[100:04]he wasn't my palindrome

[100:06]drone

[100:07]god damn it

[100:09]now you just have to hang out

[100:13]with that guy

[100:13]who's over your left shoulder there

[100:15]you know what guys

[100:18]I can't believe

[100:18]I screwed up those jokes

[100:19]at the end

[100:20]makes me sick

[100:23]ha ha ha

[100:24]ha ha ha

[100:25]ha ha ha

[100:26]ha ha

[100:27]ha ha

[100:27]ha ha