Oasis: Definitely Maybe (1994)

[00:00]In 2020, four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums as decided by Rolling Stone magazine.

[00:04]This resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music, excoriated the order, and led us to making this podcast.

[00:09]We are far from experts. We promise to do almost no research. All opinions are our own, unless you disagree.

[00:14]Please sit back and enjoy. Beck did it better.

[00:18]We are all the way up to album 217, and from 1994, it's Oasis.

[00:23]With the album that's named after what my wife says to me when I ask to have sex with her.

[00:30]Definitely, maybe.

[00:31]Oh, I thought it was the Ryan Reynolds movie.

[00:34]Definitely, maybe. Okay, I've got to edit that together.

[00:39]I've got to slip it up.

[00:41]I kind of like this. I'm like having like a, is it Pavlov's dog?

[00:49]Like a reaction where I think we're done when I hear this song.

[00:52]Yeah, like, oh, is this the ring system?

[00:54]Yeah.

[00:55]Like, thank God.

[00:57]Beck.

[01:00]Beck did it better.

[01:00]We like doing the podcast.

[01:02]I've got three guys here who just realized this band is named after what you say to your sibling when you see them at the holidays.

[01:09]Oasis.

[01:11]I've got Matt in Minneapolis. Matt, how are you doing today?

[01:16]Good, Rob. I really, really do not want to know how your garden grows.

[01:21]Wow.

[01:21]Son of a bitch, man.

[01:23]I've got Russell desperately looking at Genius.com.

[01:27]I've got Russell in Minneapolis. Russell, how are you doing tonight?

[01:30]Rob, you ever think that our listeners don't really want to know how your garden grows?

[01:34]What is going on with my garden?

[01:36]It's like a bird's nest, right?

[01:40]It's more of a starter. Oh, that part. Yeah.

[01:42]That's the thing is I did shave my mustache last week and I was like, oh, maybe I should give those pubes a little trim.

[01:48]And then I cut my lip and I was like, nope, not going to do it.

[01:50]It's fine. Nobody cares what it's like down there.

[01:54]It collects my musk, as Aaron says.

[01:57]Aaron in California. Now, Aaron.

[02:00]All the time.

[02:00]Was telling me earlier that he thought more of his barbers growing up were going to be beefcakes.

[02:05]I've got Aaron in California. How are you doing, Aaron?

[02:07]I mean, it's true, though.

[02:09]It's true, though. Very few of my barbers were beefcakes.

[02:11]In fact, I would say a lot of my barbers were actually opposite of beefcakes.

[02:14]And none of them wear spandex pants with the sides cut out of them either.

[02:19]Yeah. I mean, one barber had his face on his butt of his pants, but I think that was a coincidence.

[02:23]I just took Wallace to the barber for the first time, and this guy's definitely a beefcake.

[02:28]Really?

[02:28]Nick, he's got a genius.

[02:30]He's got a genius tattoo on his hand.

[02:31]Wow.

[02:31]Whole thing, man. He's definitely a beefcake.

[02:33]Did he pick your wife out of the crowd?

[02:35]Give her a little smooch.

[02:37]Oh.

[02:38]At the end of his haircut, I'm going to pick.

[02:42]Oh, no. That was ravishing Rick Rude.

[02:44]I'm getting my beefcakes confused. I'm sorry.

[02:46]Rob, I don't know what's going on with your garden, because I think you and I are going to live forever.

[02:50]Let's talk about oasis.

[02:51]Wow. Thank you for picking a different part of that.

[02:55]All right. Let's get into the voicemail.

[02:59]The freaks.

[03:00]On the phone.

[03:01]Man, I've done that one a bunch. What's this one?

[03:04]Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum.

[03:09]I think Matt played this originally. I like the Stevie Wonder, like, Songs in the Key of Life episode.

[03:14]That was a long time ago.

[03:16]Before we knew to keep him shut.

[03:19]So good.

[03:20]All right, this was a text.

[03:21]We had nothing else going on back then.

[03:22]This is little Moses. I can confirm from my own personal experiences, my dad is usually not that cool.

[03:29]Okay.

[03:30]I've got to talk about this, because I brought this, I got this voicemail, and I showed it to Jenny, and I said, listen.

[03:37]That's funny. That is funny.

[03:38]First of all, I don't think we should accept underage calls to this Beck line. That feels wrong to me, okay?

[03:43]We should not be doing that. Russell, we should be beeping that double F word, if you know what I'm talking about.

[03:47]For sure, okay?

[03:49]Okay.

[03:50]But, I told this to my wife. I said, listen, this guy's son just texted and said, my dad is not cool.

[03:57]And Jenny goes, what is he talking about? Ross was so cool in college.

[04:00]So, little Moses, I'm going to tell you right now, your dad was, we all thought he was cool as hell.

[04:06]He was a goalie on the soccer team, okay?

[04:08]Mom was much cooler than him, though.

[04:12]Again, he was pulling what Aaron calls high-class trim, okay?

[04:16]All over campus.

[04:17]He was a cool dude.

[04:19]Aaron called it that.

[04:20]He called it college, too.

[04:20]It's crazy that he's kept using that term for that long.

[04:23]He's still using that term.

[04:24]What's the, you know, Ross, I think, knows you guys.

[04:27]He probably knows me by picture or something like that.

[04:30]I don't think he would know me at all.

[04:31]I knew her way better.

[04:33]What's the odds that she knows or remembers any of the four of us?

[04:37]Like, Ross remembers, but I guarantee that.

[04:39]I don't even know who she is.

[04:42]Okay.

[04:43]Guys, there's a 100% chance she knows who I am, okay?

[04:50]Ross and I are probably the two coolest dudes on campus, okay?

[04:52]We were often at the cool dude parties together, all right?

[04:55]Would he ride around in your Miata?

[04:57]I mean, do you think Ross ever was like,

[04:59]God, I don't know if I'm going to find a party to go to on a Friday night?

[05:02]No, he never had that issue like I did.

[05:04]Friday at about 5 p.m., I was desperate.

[05:08]If I didn't have plans lined up, I was like, oh, fuck me.

[05:10]Everybody is doing a cool thing, and I don't know about it.

[05:13]I got to get on this shit.

[05:14]You know, here's the difference.

[05:16]In my world, like, oh, my God.

[05:20]We were doing what the cool thing was.

[05:21]Like, to me, whatever we were doing was the cool thing.

[05:25]That's right.

[05:25]There was never a part of me in college that was like, man, we really got to go find a party.

[05:29]Like, we create our own fun.

[05:31]Like, we were never looking for, like, except for the Pizzone Revolution night,

[05:34]we were never looking for the fun party.

[05:37]We were the party.

[05:38]I was going to say, like, if there was something going on at the hockey house,

[05:40]I was like, I feel like I should be there.

[05:42]And then every time I went there, I was like, I don't like being here at all.

[05:45]I loved the hockey house.

[05:47]I would go sit by the keg, and I would just pump the keg for her.

[05:49]I would go sit by the keg, and I would just pump the keg for her.

[05:50]And I'd just be the keg pourer down there.

[05:52]If everybody's coming, say hi to everybody when you're the keg pourer.

[05:55]It's kind of fun.

[05:55]That's brilliant.

[05:56]Did you guys have any slump buster type activities?

[06:00]Like, what the hell are we going to do tonight?

[06:02]This is the most boring night.

[06:03]Did you have anything that you would do?

[06:05]Century Club.

[06:06]Century?

[06:07]Yeah, that was one.

[06:08]Russell, can you explain the Century Club to our not as classy listeners?

[06:13]I would say there were two versions.

[06:15]Century Club is the 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes.

[06:19]One or two times we tried it, we started with about 12 guys.

[06:23]About every 15 minutes, someone vomited into a garbage can,

[06:26]and we ended up with three or four that made it to the end.

[06:29]The other slump buster of a drinking thing or a fun...

[06:32]It was a case day.

[06:33]Occasionally, we'd do the case day.

[06:35]Everyone goes and grabs a case of beer,

[06:36]and the goal is to get through the case by the end of the day.

[06:39]I'd say those were the two things that you could start to raise a little hell with.

[06:44]I think, though, during the day, we would go play basketball at Scoville,

[06:49]and that was like a...

[06:49]But for a nighttime event, it was always drinking.

[06:52]Matt, what's up for you?

[06:53]I never was a Star Wars guy or anything like that,

[06:57]so I was like, let's just watch...

[06:59]And this was back before the new ones came on,

[07:01]so I was like, we're going to watch Star Wars tonight.

[07:04]We're going to watch all three, and we're going to watch it through.

[07:06]Three? Wow.

[07:07]And that would...

[07:08]Every single time, it was probably two or three times,

[07:10]within a half hour, something came up where we'd have to shut off the movie

[07:14]and go do whatever everybody else was doing.

[07:15]Find something else, right?

[07:16]That was the slump.

[07:18]Probably when an attractive lady would...

[07:19]You'd be like, oh, we're just going to sit here and watch Star Wars,

[07:22]and then you'd have to pretend like you didn't want to watch Star Wars.

[07:24]Right.

[07:25]So here's the deal, though.

[07:26]Definitely freshman and sophomore year,

[07:29]my room was...

[07:32]People were coming to my room.

[07:33]I was the guy, like, people would be in my room, and I wasn't there.

[07:37]And Aaron and I lived together sophomore year, and we had people over.

[07:39]So at least for the first two years of college...

[07:41]You were kind of a big deal.

[07:42]People knew you.

[07:44]I was in a hub where people would come to.

[07:46]And so that made it easy.

[07:48]Just like this podcast.

[07:49]It makes it happen.

[07:50]It brings people together.

[07:51]This is making me think, and this is I am going to throw up.

[07:55]Was Russ cooler than me in college?

[07:58]Definitely tall.

[08:00]Is that even a question?

[08:01]Russ was cooler than me, wasn't he?

[08:04]He was cooler than all of us.

[08:05]Well, it's close between Russ and me.

[08:07]To be fair, in most worlds, football playing probably helps people.

[08:11]I don't think it makes a damn bit of difference at St. Olaf.

[08:14]Yeah, but I was going to say I played more video games,

[08:16]but I realized that wasn't cool.

[08:17]That's not a cool thing to say.

[08:19]It's inherent.

[08:19]It's inherently not cool.

[08:20]Well, you guys both had a radio show.

[08:22]I was going to say, Rob, you had a radio show,

[08:24]but you both had a radio show.

[08:25]Rob's radio show was much more popular, though.

[08:26]And a big following.

[08:27]Ours was Sunday at 8 a.m.

[08:29]But the very idea that you never stressed about

[08:31]what you're going to do on a Friday night,

[08:32]that means you were definitely cooler than me.

[08:35]God, Russell, you know what?

[08:36]I'm honored to know you now.

[08:37]The coolest guy on campus.

[08:39]I feel like we didn't stress about shit like that.

[08:41]We just would do what we want to do and make it happen, right?

[08:43]You know what my slump buster was if a Friday night was slowing down?

[08:46]Pop those clothes off.

[08:48]We're getting naked.

[08:49]Whatever.

[08:49]Whatever you're doing, you can do anything.

[08:51]And now that you're naked, it's a Friday night.

[08:53]I think the other one that

[08:55]before K-State and Century Club,

[08:57]Russell was an amateur mixologist.

[08:59]I mean, most of the drinks involved, you know,

[09:01]Gatorade and something else.

[09:03]Root beer and shops.

[09:05]But Russell would put something

[09:07]fabulous together and see what we could get into.

[09:10]What I really want to do right now

[09:13]is I really want to play

[09:14]other Melee

[09:15]taps

[09:16]for all the guys in college

[09:19]who were cool as hell.

[09:21]Russell,

[09:23]Ross,

[09:24]I guess everybody but me on this podcast.

[09:28]Steve.

[09:28]I'm looking around.

[09:29]Steve.

[09:29]Is that Steve?

[09:30]Whatever Steve is up to, forget about it.

[09:31]And now we're old.

[09:33]Joe from Woodbury.

[09:34]With our kids.

[09:35]Imagine.

[09:36]Imagine being Joe from Woodbury's kids

[09:38]thinking he's not cool anymore.

[09:39]Joe from Woodbury definitely was cool in college.

[09:42]Can you imagine?

[09:44]But his kids don't think he's cool.

[09:45]No, they have to know he's cool.

[09:48]They know.

[09:48]They just showed that to me.

[09:49]He's got a picture and his son,

[09:50]his kid didn't want to have the picture with him.

[09:53]Yeah.

[09:53]They don't want to admit it, but they know.

[09:55]This is a funeral for our coolness

[09:57]in the eyes of our kids.

[09:59]We once were cool.

[10:01]But now.

[10:03]God damn, it's a long song.

[10:06]You know what I mean?

[10:06]Every time it gets me.

[10:07]But now it's not cool.

[10:11]Now, I mean, take a screenshot of this.

[10:12]Four guys, 1.30 a.m. New York time

[10:14]saluting the Sonic Taps.

[10:16]And you're going to tell me we're not cool?

[10:18]Please, we have a podcast.

[10:19]We have a podcast.

[10:19]Number 217

[10:22]out of 500.

[10:24]Wow.

[10:24]You know what?

[10:25]Really, Rob, what defined cool?

[10:27]Let's say it all off, though.

[10:28]I think you worry too much about

[10:30]others' impressions of you.

[10:32]Did you get a handjob from a girl

[10:34]who wore a leather jacket?

[10:35]I was talking to a younger one

[10:40]about nerd calls.

[10:42]You guys, were you nerd call people?

[10:44]What's that?

[10:45]I always thought it was pretty cool

[10:46]when you got nerd call.

[10:47]What's a nerd call?

[10:49]You guys ever had nerd call

[10:51]where you're at the library

[10:52]and they say,

[10:53]the time is now 1145.

[10:55]The library will be closing

[10:57]in 15 minutes.

[10:58]That's nerd call.

[10:59]I never heard that once.

[11:02]I never studied in the library.

[11:04]Every time I did,

[11:05]it drove me crazy

[11:05]because you know what you can't do

[11:06]in the library?

[11:06]Talk to people.

[11:08]Be naked.

[11:08]Talk to, well, and be naked.

[11:10]You can't do either one.

[11:11]Matt, every time,

[11:12]Sam, my buddy Sam,

[11:14]every time he saw my parents,

[11:15]the amount of time

[11:15]he spent in the library

[11:16]would go up.

[11:17]First time, he's like,

[11:18]I've been in the library four hours.

[11:19]And then next time he sees them,

[11:21]he's like,

[11:21]they're six hours a day.

[11:22]And then my mom,

[11:24]you know the first question

[11:25]she ever asked my girlfriend,

[11:26]now wife,

[11:27]ex-girlfriend,

[11:28]now wife?

[11:28]Well, you broke up before you got,

[11:31]was that before you?

[11:32]Well, yeah.

[11:33]She's not my girlfriend anymore, Aaron.

[11:34]She's my wife.

[11:35]Hey, Aaron,

[11:36]not only is she my best friend,

[11:37]she's my wife.

[11:38]I almost didn't laugh.

[11:40]I'm trying to say that

[11:41]without laughing.

[11:42]It's really hard for me.

[11:43]You know the first question

[11:45]my mom asked Jenny

[11:46]first met her?

[11:47]What's that?

[11:48]Does Rob play video games?

[11:49]And of course,

[11:50]Jenny was like,

[11:51]oh my God,

[11:51]all the time.

[11:53]I was like, no.

[11:54]I thought she was going to ask

[11:56]what sort of salsa you like

[11:57]on your Chipotle burrito.

[11:58]She already knows that

[12:01]from the previous girlfriend.

[12:02]Let's see if you got it right.

[12:03]Now I'm questioning my coolness

[12:04]because I did play

[12:05]a lot of video games in college.

[12:07]But never alone,

[12:08]almost never alone.

[12:09]The thing about,

[12:10]if people wanted to be around you,

[12:12]you were cool.

[12:13]And that's Russell, people.

[12:13]I always wanted to be around Russell.

[12:14]He never had a moment to himself.

[12:16]Something in my kitchen is beeping.

[12:17]Talk about how cool I was.

[12:18]I'll be right back.

[12:19]I'm trying to think,

[12:21]where would you rank Rob

[12:22]on the cool list

[12:23]for top 50%?

[12:25]He was unbelievably cool.

[12:27]He was the funniest guy on campus.

[12:29]He's wearing a full sweatshirt

[12:30]and just underwear.

[12:31]Yeah.

[12:31]He was hilarious.

[12:34]Yeah.

[12:34]Even back then.

[12:36]I still describe him

[12:37]as the funniest guy

[12:38]I've ever met in my life.

[12:39]And so,

[12:40]yeah.

[12:41]No, he was very cool.

[12:42]Life of the party.

[12:43]Rob, Steve, Russell, Joe.

[12:45]I was thinking Ross

[12:48]by Barry from Burnsburg.

[12:49]I was thinking Rossville for a while.

[12:50]Oh, that's right.

[12:51]Because they wanted to talk with Ross

[12:53]who lived on the other side of the dorm

[12:55]like in Interbo senior year.

[12:58]And someone got word back to me

[13:00]that I was supposed to go talk to them.

[13:01]They were looking for me

[13:02]and I walked into the other pod

[13:03]and they all looked at me like,

[13:04]what the fuck are you doing here?

[13:05]And I was like,

[13:07]I was told you guys wanted to talk to me.

[13:08]They said, no,

[13:09]we were talking about Ross,

[13:10]not Russ.

[13:11]Then they called me Ross

[13:13]for like the next 20 years.

[13:15]Okay.

[13:16]I think our Norwegian exchange student

[13:18]called you Ross too.

[13:19]Ross, I got a fucking futon.

[13:22]You're going to hear a voicemail

[13:23]I'm going to send now

[13:24]to my two kids and my wife.

[13:25]A voice text.

[13:27]I'm sorry.

[13:27]All right.

[13:28]Hey, whatever brain genius

[13:30]left the Diet Coke in the freezer today,

[13:33]it exploded and it's a huge mess

[13:35]and it's 1.30 in the morning

[13:37]and I'm not cleaning it up.

[13:38]So please wake up and clean up

[13:39]whoever did that.

[13:40]Oh God.

[13:41]Brain genius.

[13:43]So now we get to see

[13:45]if anyone's door opens behind him.

[13:46]Well, I heard a bang

[13:48]and I was like,

[13:49]what was that?

[13:50]And then I've just been hearing

[13:51]this beeping.

[13:51]Fucking freezer has been open

[13:53]for like two hours.

[13:54]Why's the freezer open?

[13:56]Because the Diet Coke

[13:57]exploded in there.

[13:58]Somebody put a two liter

[13:59]Diet Coke in there.

[14:00]It exploded.

[14:01]First the door.

[14:03]Well, it was a one liter.

[14:03]That's embarrassing to say.

[14:05]One liter is buying that.

[14:07]You know what I mean?

[14:08]Wild.

[14:09]What is a zero?

[14:10]Not only that,

[14:11]I think it was actually

[14:11]a 1.5 liter.

[14:12]I think it's like that weird one.

[14:14]A really weird.

[14:15]A liter of petrol

[14:15]and a liter of Diet Coke juice.

[14:16]Oh, it's a metric system.

[14:17]Forget about it.

[14:18]Listen,

[14:19]rolling going.

[14:20]Matt,

[14:21]how's it going with you?

[14:22]Good.

[14:25]I saw another

[14:26]music documentary

[14:28]today.

[14:29]I watched it.

[14:30]Yeah.

[14:31]HBO Max,

[14:32]now called Max,

[14:33]has a documentary

[14:35]about Yacht Rock.

[14:36]Oh, the Bill Simmons one.

[14:37]Basically.

[14:37]Yeah, the Bill Simmons one.

[14:39]It is awesome.

[14:40]You don't like,

[14:41]you know,

[14:42]the whole Yacht Rock thing.

[14:43]Like I just,

[14:43]I love Yacht Rock.

[14:45]I didn't know

[14:46]how it came about

[14:47]and all this stuff.

[14:47]Essentially,

[14:48]it was like

[14:48]three comedians

[14:49]in the early 2000s

[14:50]who were just,

[14:51]they weren't,

[14:52]they were,

[14:53]they were comedians

[14:54]so they weren't making fun of it

[14:55]but they started like

[14:56]kind of like a web series

[14:57]before YouTube was around

[14:59]and stuff.

[14:59]Basically just like

[15:00]pretending to be

[15:01]Michael McDonald

[15:02]and all these people

[15:02]how they,

[15:03]how they wrote these songs

[15:06]and stuff

[15:06]but it turned into

[15:07]this huge thing

[15:08]that they started calling

[15:09]Yacht Rock

[15:09]and so

[15:10]it's an unbelievable,

[15:12]unbelievable documentary.

[15:15]Kenny Loggins

[15:16]is way cooler

[15:17]than I ever thought he was.

[15:18]Like,

[15:19]to hear about him

[15:20]writing songs

[15:21]and did you know

[15:22]that he wrote

[15:22]the theme song

[15:23]to Top Gun,

[15:25]Rob?

[15:25]Oh yeah.

[15:25]Did you know that?

[15:27]Yeah.

[15:27]Him and Messina.

[15:28]And

[15:29]what's crazy

[15:31]is not only did he write that,

[15:32]he wrote the theme song

[15:34]to Caddyshack.

[15:35]Do like opposite movies

[15:36]and he's like,

[15:37]yep,

[15:37]I got them both.

[15:38]Yeah.

[15:39]So,

[15:40]that's it.

[15:41]It's late.

[15:41]I just wanted to.

[15:42]So the guys at the time

[15:43]didn't know they were making

[15:44]Yacht Rock, right?

[15:45]They were just making their music.

[15:46]No,

[15:47]and so then these,

[15:47]these comedians essentially,

[15:49]they've got some website

[15:50]that what is Yacht Rock?

[15:51]Like,

[15:51]yacht.

[15:52]Did they,

[15:54]did they actually have

[15:55]Steely Dan on there?

[15:56]Because I saw Steely Dan's quote.

[15:57]Steely Dan,

[15:57]Asia is their like,

[15:59]Bible,

[16:01]if you will.

[16:01]Like,

[16:01]everybody says that is

[16:03]the most perfect album

[16:04]of all time.

[16:05]You know,

[16:05]they took forever doing it.

[16:07]It would go through

[16:08]many,

[16:09]many,

[16:09]many musicians

[16:10]to get the right sound

[16:11]and stuff like,

[16:12]and one of the,

[16:13]in Peg,

[16:14]is it Peg?

[16:15]Is that the song?

[16:16]Yep.

[16:16]Yep.

[16:17]They had,

[16:17]they went through seven guitarists

[16:19]to get to the solo,

[16:19]to get the right solo

[16:21]and they basically,

[16:23]not one,

[16:23]and their producer kept saying like,

[16:25]not once did anybody ask,

[16:26]how much are we spending here?

[16:28]Are we spending too much?

[16:29]And it was all just like,

[16:30]literally like,

[16:30]we're making the best album ever.

[16:33]And so then the producers

[16:34]of the movie,

[16:34]I'm giving away the ending,

[16:36]but it doesn't really matter.

[16:37]But the,

[16:38]you know,

[16:38]they called

[16:39]the guy from Steely Dan.

[16:41]Who's the head guy

[16:41]from Steely Dan?

[16:42]Donald Fagan.

[16:43]Fagan.

[16:43]You know,

[16:44]they call him

[16:44]to see if they could be part

[16:46]of the,

[16:46]the documentary,

[16:49]and he basically says,

[16:50]well,

[16:50]what are you doing

[16:51]a documentary about?

[16:52]Yacht Rock.

[16:53]You know,

[16:53]wait,

[16:54]what are you calling it?

[16:55]And he said,

[16:56]Yacht Rock.

[16:56]He basically says,

[16:57]well,

[16:57]you can go fuck yourself

[16:58]and hangs up.

[16:59]So clearly he doesn't like

[17:00]the Yacht Rock,

[17:02]being called Yacht Rock,

[17:06]whatever.

[17:06]But it was essentially,

[17:07]you know,

[17:07]they don't call Hall & Oates

[17:09]Yacht Rock.

[17:10]Really?

[17:10]Because Hall & Oates

[17:11]were from New Jersey.

[17:12]And so literally

[17:13]the Yacht Rock scene

[17:15]was all of these guys

[17:16]who were doing

[17:16]all these sessions,

[17:17]you know,

[17:18]that essentially came together.

[17:19]You know,

[17:20]we've talked about Toto

[17:21]being essentially

[17:22]a bunch of session musicians

[17:24]and then they get together

[17:25]and stuff.

[17:26]And so it's all these guys

[17:27]out in LA

[17:29]who everybody played

[17:31]in everybody's albums

[17:31]and stuff like that.

[17:32]But another documentary

[17:33]were a music podcast,

[17:35]according to Aaron.

[17:36]I don't know

[17:36]if we really are or not,

[17:37]but that's why people tune in.

[17:39]That's why people tune in.

[17:40]So you have to see,

[17:41]and Rob,

[17:42]I know you don't take

[17:43]anybody's recommendations,

[17:44]even though you give out

[17:45]a ton of them

[17:45]for watching documentaries,

[17:47]but you have to find

[17:48]a way to watch

[17:49]the Yacht Rock documentary.

[17:51]Will do.

[17:52]Sounds perfect to me.

[17:53]That sounds great.

[17:54]I love a good music,

[17:56]like not just one band too,

[17:58]but like a good music,

[17:59]like a spanning type thing.

[18:01]Yeah.

[18:02]Chris Cross,

[18:03]Christopher Cross.

[18:04]Christopher Cross.

[18:05]Going through his,

[18:06]you know,

[18:07]he basically hit a home run

[18:09]in his very first album.

[18:10]He won all the big awards

[18:12]with that one, right?

[18:13]He won all the awards

[18:14]like 1982.

[18:14]Yeah.

[18:15]And then, you know,

[18:16]that was,

[18:17]that hadn't happened

[18:18]in, you know,

[18:18]Billie Eilish just broke that

[18:19]in 2020.

[18:20]She was the next one to do it.

[18:22]Man,

[18:23]that new Billie Eilish album,

[18:24]that's been on repeat for me.

[18:25]That's fun stuff.

[18:25]I like that.

[18:26]Yeah, that is good stuff.

[18:27]But he essentially,

[18:28]you know,

[18:28]he made that great album,

[18:29]which was like

[18:30]Yacht Rock Essentials.

[18:32]And then he was playing

[18:33]in like little,

[18:34]little rooms after that.

[18:35]Like he just,

[18:36]he couldn't find success after it.

[18:37]So hearing him kind of

[18:39]go full circle with it,

[18:40]because now he's back

[18:40]to playing a lot of stuff.

[18:41]But Sailing

[18:43]basically won everything.

[18:45]So it's just,

[18:46]it's a good,

[18:46]it's a good,

[18:47]it's a good,

[18:48]it's a fun video

[18:49]of Christopher Cross

[18:49]performing while wearing

[18:50]an Earl Campbell jersey.

[18:52]And I have a friend

[18:52]named Chris Campbell

[18:53]and I enjoy sending

[18:54]the Christopher Cross

[18:55]and the Earl Campbell jersey

[18:56]to my friend Chris Campbell.

[18:58]Did you have to explain to him

[18:59]that he's wearing

[19:00]an Earl Campbell jersey

[19:01]and his name is?

[19:02]I'm not sure.

[19:02]I probably did.

[19:03]You don't have to.

[19:05]Oh my gosh.

[19:05]Sounds like some list.

[19:07]It sounds like some list

[19:08]that some people

[19:09]have been making lately

[19:09]with a tenuous grasp

[19:11]at best.

[19:12]The only other thing I got

[19:14]is that I went to

[19:15]Wicked Part One today.

[19:16]Oh shit.

[19:17]How was it?

[19:18]It was awesome.

[19:19]But all I could hear,

[19:20]all I heard from the,

[19:21]there was a bunch

[19:22]of theater nerds there,

[19:23]clearly.

[19:24]Like,

[19:24]nobody was singing

[19:25]so it was nice,

[19:26]but the movie is awesome.

[19:28]I've seen the play

[19:29]three times,

[19:30]twice in London

[19:31]and once in Minneapolis.

[19:32]And so I've seen it

[19:34]three times

[19:34]so I know what's going on.

[19:35]I know all the songs,

[19:36]all that stuff.

[19:36]It is awesome.

[19:38]It is long.

[19:39]I'll tell you that.

[19:40]And that's all I got

[19:41]from the theater nerds

[19:42]that were behind me

[19:43]in front of me.

[19:43]Like,

[19:43]one lady behind me

[19:45]was basically,

[19:45]you know,

[19:45]I knew all the songs.

[19:46]I wish it was a little shorter

[19:47]because I was just,

[19:48]I was just waiting for them

[19:48]to get to the next song.

[19:49]It's like two hours

[19:50]and 40 minutes,

[19:51]right, man?

[19:51]It's just for part one.

[19:53]And, you know,

[19:54]so there's a part two

[19:55]that'll be out next year.

[19:56]And so you,

[19:58]you are,

[19:59]you're going up

[19:59]to the intermission break.

[20:02]If you've ever been

[20:03]to the play,

[20:03]you're getting up

[20:04]to the intermission break

[20:05]with this,

[20:06]with this movie

[20:08]and then the next one

[20:08]will be the finishing of it.

[20:10]So I don't know.

[20:11]It seems like

[20:11]it will be too long.

[20:13]It'll probably be

[20:13]four and a half,

[20:14]five hours total.

[20:15]And you're going to want

[20:16]to watch the whole thing.

[20:18]You know,

[20:18]because it is one long story.

[20:19]It's not like a,

[20:20]you know,

[20:21]part two or anything like,

[20:22]it's not like Indiana Jones

[20:24]and, you know,

[20:24]they got a story that ends

[20:25]and then they just

[20:26]move on with life.

[20:27]So I don't know.

[20:28]It does seem like

[20:29]it's going to be very long

[20:30]and that'll be

[20:30]the biggest complaint.

[20:31]But visually,

[20:32]it's awesome.

[20:33]Music, awesome.

[20:35]Ariana Grande,

[20:36]I don't,

[20:37]I couldn't name one song

[20:38]that she sings.

[20:39]I know she's a very

[20:40]famous person,

[20:41]but can you name one song

[20:42]she sings right now?

[20:43]You know what?

[20:43]She,

[20:43]I don't know her music,

[20:45]but I've seen her do like

[20:46]the Jimmy Fallon impersonation

[20:48]where she does

[20:49]like Celine Dion

[20:50]and all these other,

[20:50]Christina Aguilera

[20:52]and all these other famous singers

[20:53]and she does the impressions.

[20:54]It is wildly good.

[20:56]Like amazing,

[20:57]amazingly good.

[20:58]Yep, she's unbelievable.

[21:00]Well, I used to listen

[21:01]to Ariana Grande

[21:02]when she was just

[21:03]Ariana Pequeno.

[21:04]She wasn't as big.

[21:05]Which is short for...

[21:10]Yeah, so that's it.

[21:13]It was a lot of music today

[21:15]in our little Thanksgiving break

[21:17]that we had.

[21:17]That we still got going on.

[21:18]So,

[21:19]Rob, rolling, going,

[21:20]how's it going with you?

[21:21]Listen,

[21:21]I fucked up my back today.

[21:23]I don't know if you saw me

[21:24]when I stood up

[21:25]that I was moving slow.

[21:26]We mostly saw your briefs.

[21:28]We didn't see that.

[21:28]We saw other things.

[21:29]Well, I'm wearing a sweatshirt

[21:31]with briefs.

[21:31]It's a weird,

[21:32]it's kind of a strange combo

[21:33]I got going on.

[21:34]Okay?

[21:35]So cold up top,

[21:36]so warm down below.

[21:37]And I am kind of,

[21:39]I have switched now

[21:40]full-time to briefs, guys.

[21:41]Just to let you know.

[21:42]I don't know what's happened.

[21:43]I think I've just gone

[21:44]totally old man mode.

[21:45]It's all colored briefs.

[21:47]Is it chafing?

[21:49]Is it fit?

[21:49]I had to buy some

[21:50]for powerlifting meet.

[21:51]And so that's kind of

[21:52]what I've got as underwear now.

[21:53]And I kind of like it.

[21:54]I kind of like it

[21:55]all snugged up like that.

[21:56]I'm kind of like,

[21:56]Do your thighs rub together?

[21:58]Are you okay?

[21:58]No.

[21:58]I feel kind of,

[21:59]I don't know,

[21:59]I feel kind of sexy.

[22:00]I've often wondered,

[22:01]I've often wondered this,

[22:02]like,

[22:02]because there's a reason

[22:03]that briefs have been around

[22:04]for so long, right?

[22:05]Like,

[22:06]people end up going back

[22:08]to them or something like that.

[22:09]I just,

[22:09]I could never do it.

[22:10]I don't know if I could do it.

[22:11]Is there any other way

[22:12]to picture your dad's balls

[22:13]beside in a pair of briefs?

[22:15]You know what I mean?

[22:15]Like,

[22:15]it's such a dad's balls outfit.

[22:17]Everybody's thinks about briefs.

[22:20]They're thinking about

[22:20]their dad's balls.

[22:21]And I think I've got to

[22:22]pass that on to my kids.

[22:23]You know what I mean?

[22:24]I'm walking around.

[22:24]I tried to wear some jeans

[22:26]to work in the yard today.

[22:27]And I was like,

[22:27]if I was wearing briefs,

[22:28]this would be terrible

[22:29]because then you get the denim

[22:30]rubbing up on there.

[22:31]I don't know, man.

[22:31]I don't know.

[22:32]I need new jeans.

[22:34]Keeping it right and tight.

[22:35]So listen,

[22:36]I fucked up my back today.

[22:37]Deadlifting.

[22:38]Doing what?

[22:39]I was deadlifting.

[22:39]And it was the,

[22:40]but it's not my fault

[22:41]because I had a previous injury

[22:43]in the morning.

[22:44]Okay.

[22:45]Where I had a hamstring.

[22:47]I had a pulled hamstring

[22:48]from this morning.

[22:50]Oh, Robbie.

[22:50]Robbie.

[22:51]And it was

[22:53]from making love

[22:54]to my best friend.

[22:55]Oh.

[22:56]Got it.

[22:57]Hey, that's great.

[22:58]Sam's in town.

[22:59]I got to not laugh

[23:01]when I say that.

[23:01]Because last week you said

[23:03]that you shouldn't be

[23:03]jacking off on the weekends.

[23:04]No.

[23:05]So now I am sitting in bed

[23:07]quietly while my wife sleeps.

[23:09]And at the moment she wakes up,

[23:10]I'm pouncing on her

[23:11]and saying,

[23:12]hey,

[23:12]we should have sex.

[23:13]And then remembering

[23:14]I haven't brushed my teeth.

[23:15]It's a whole thing.

[23:16]But I did pull a hamstring

[23:18]pretty bad this morning,

[23:19]which put me out of sorts

[23:20]for deadlift.

[23:21]And so then

[23:22]I fucked up my back.

[23:23]So I had to text my coach,

[23:25]who was also my best friend.

[23:26]And I said to her,

[23:29]listen,

[23:29]my hamstring pull

[23:30]from us making love

[23:31]earlier today

[23:32]has really fucked up

[23:33]my deadlift.

[23:33]And the worst,

[23:34]you know,

[23:34]the worst part is

[23:35]hurting your back

[23:35]as a powerlifter.

[23:36]The worst part is

[23:37]hearing you say making love

[23:38]to be honest.

[23:40]All of us can't unhear that shit.

[23:41]This is coming from

[23:43]one of the most uncool

[23:44]people in our college.

[23:45]How am I supposed

[23:46]to react to this?

[23:47]Making love.

[23:51]I'm just thinking of kids

[23:52]listening to this show

[23:53]and what I'm about to say.

[23:54]All right.

[23:55]There are kids.

[23:57]To me,

[23:57]there's a difference

[23:58]between smooth strokes

[24:00]and deep dicking.

[24:01]You know what I mean?

[24:02]And for a Saturday morning,

[24:04]this was more of a

[24:05]making love type thing.

[24:06]It was the yacht rock

[24:07]of sex.

[24:08]Yeah.

[24:09]But no,

[24:10]I have to admit

[24:11]what I was making,

[24:12]she was not buying.

[24:13]Here's the deal.

[24:15]I had just come to the room.

[24:18]I don't want to get into this.

[24:19]Did she call you

[24:20]the candy man?

[24:21]Yeah,

[24:24]because my breath smelled

[24:26]like a factory's exhaust pipe.

[24:27]She was not pleased

[24:28]with my breath.

[24:28]I should have got,

[24:30]I should have,

[24:30]instead of sleeping,

[24:31]instead of waiting

[24:32]for her to wake up

[24:33]like a leopard

[24:34]outside of a warthog den,

[24:36]I should have gotten up

[24:37]and brushed my teeth.

[24:39]That's mistake number one.

[24:40]But now I've hurt my back

[24:41]as a power lifter.

[24:42]And you know what the worst part is?

[24:43]Is when people say,

[24:44]how did you hurt your back?

[24:45]I'm going to say,

[24:45]well,

[24:45]I was dead lifting

[24:46]like 500 some pounds.

[24:47]They're going to go,

[24:47]oh yeah,

[24:48]I knew it.

[24:48]Because people always say to me,

[24:49]why don't you hurt your back?

[24:50]Why does your back not hurt?

[24:51]Does your back hurt?

[24:52]Your knees hurt?

[24:53]And I'm always like,

[24:53]no, no, no,

[24:54]I'm safe and I'm warming up

[24:55]and I'm,

[24:55]guys,

[24:57]I fucked too much today

[24:58]and now I've pulled

[24:59]my back power lifting.

[25:00]Yeah, man,

[25:00]don't let the haters

[25:01]get to you, right?

[25:02]Tell them you're fucking.

[25:03]Just be like,

[25:03]hey,

[25:03]didn't make love so hard

[25:07]before I did.

[25:08]Does it sound better

[25:08]that that's how you got injured?

[25:10]Like my coach told me

[25:11]not to make love,

[25:11]but then I made love

[25:12]to my coach.

[25:13]We went out to dinner

[25:13]tonight with somebody

[25:14]and Jenny had to use

[25:15]my phone to text him

[25:16]because of course,

[25:17]Jenny forgot her phone at home.

[25:18]What?

[25:19]And so I see the text

[25:21]he sent him on my phone

[25:22]and it says,

[25:22]oh yeah,

[25:23]Rob fucked too hard

[25:24]and he pulled a muscle

[25:24]which caused him

[25:25]to hurt his back.

[25:26]And I was like,

[25:27]well,

[25:27]this,

[25:27]it's not funny over text.

[25:29]It's funny over the podcast.

[25:30]Funny-ish.

[25:31]Rolling going here.

[25:33]BYU won, Rosie.

[25:33]Rosie, BYU won.

[25:35]Oh, wow.

[25:35]That's too real.

[25:37]This is great.

[25:37]Aaron, rolling going.

[25:39]How's it going with you?

[25:39]Well, I also,

[25:41]we were talking about

[25:42]Yacht Rock.

[25:43]I have a rock song

[25:43]that I need you to play, Rob.

[25:44]This is,

[25:45]this one's kind of nice.

[25:48]I don't mind this one.

[25:48]This is a song called

[25:50]Prove by One OK Rock

[25:53]and

[25:53]I'm going to just do the mat

[25:58]and let this ride

[25:59]while I talk a little bit.

[26:00]My son,

[26:01]I've never done

[26:02]I'm never sure exactly

[26:03]what's going on

[26:04]with his musical tastes

[26:05]because he really likes

[26:06]to just pick stuff

[26:07]to piss me off sometimes.

[26:07]Kids love that shit.

[26:09]Yes,

[26:10]but this is one,

[26:12]it's from one of his

[26:13]Beyblade shows

[26:15]that he likes to watch,

[26:15]I think.

[26:16]So this was featured

[26:16]in Beyblade

[26:17]and so he's realized

[26:18]that I do enjoy this one.

[26:19]So it's the one he asks

[26:20]more most frequently.

[26:21]He'll say,

[26:22]can you play Prove

[26:23]by One OK Rock?

[26:24]And then he asked me,

[26:25]do you think you're going

[26:27]to play this on your podcast?

[26:28]He was like,

[26:29]Dad,

[26:29]are you going to cover

[26:29]this one on your podcast?

[26:31]And he said,

[26:31]will you please play this?

[26:32]My son begged it better.

[26:33]And so,

[26:34]as you guys know,

[26:35]if you could ask for something,

[26:36]you got to do it.

[26:37]So I asked Rob

[26:38]if he'd cue up Prove

[26:39]by One OK Rock,

[26:40]which is not the worst song

[26:41]that I've had to play

[26:42]in the car

[26:43]over the last six months or so.

[26:45]Is One OK Rock

[26:46]a real band

[26:47]or is it like an AI band?

[26:48]I think it's probably

[26:49]an AI band.

[26:50]I'm not really sure.

[26:50]I'm not,

[26:51]there's not a lot

[26:52]of information about them

[26:53]on the internet.

[26:54]I think it's from,

[26:55]as I said,

[26:56]the Beyblade soundtrack.

[26:57]Oh,

[26:57]it's a Japanese rock band

[26:59]formed in 2005.

[27:00]Oh,

[27:01]they're a real band.

[27:01]Okay.

[27:02]But I feel even better then.

[27:04]Have you gotten tricked

[27:05]by a couple of AI bands

[27:06]online, Matt?

[27:06]No,

[27:08]but there's something

[27:09]with the Morning Show

[27:11]and K-Fan around here

[27:13]where they can't play

[27:14]like actual songs anymore.

[27:16]Oh,

[27:17]so they're doing AI copies.

[27:19]And so,

[27:20]no,

[27:20]and so people will send in

[27:21]songs,

[27:22]you know,

[27:23]for them to play

[27:24]like local music type stuff.

[27:26]So they're not getting anything,

[27:27]you know.

[27:27]That makes sense.

[27:28]But a lot of them are AI.

[27:29]They could,

[27:30]they say that they're AI produced,

[27:32]or if they're

[27:33]like parodies of songs

[27:35]about the hosts

[27:36]or whatever,

[27:37]they do AI stuff.

[27:38]So I'm not getting tricked.

[27:39]Have you heard the AI song

[27:40]about stapling your balls?

[27:42]Have not.

[27:43]Okay.

[27:44]I'm sorry, Aaron's son.

[27:45]Give me a second.

[27:46]Is this the Lyndon B. Johnson one?

[27:47]No chance.

[27:49]He's banned by,

[27:50]what does he say

[27:51]in that phone call

[27:51]to Hager Slacks?

[27:52]Gotta give him

[27:55]a little two inches

[27:56]in the groin

[27:56]or something, right?

[27:57]What was that AI song?

[27:59]That's a good question, Matt,

[28:01]though,

[28:01]because you can't tell.

[28:02]Like,

[28:02]it's definitely

[28:02]very cookie cutter.

[28:03]Like,

[28:04]this is a rock and roll song.

[28:06]So you can definitely tell.

[28:07]You can definitely

[28:08]think that might be that.

[28:09]You might think that AI,

[28:11]oh,

[28:12]is it only good for teachers

[28:13]who are writing comments

[28:14]and don't want to do

[28:14]so much work?

[28:15]Okay.

[28:16]Is it really worth,

[28:17]like,

[28:17]all the water

[28:19]we're burning through?

[28:20]But then you hear a song

[28:20]that's made with AI

[28:21]like this.

[28:22]It's called

[28:25]I Glued My...

[28:26]What is this?

[28:30]This is

[28:31]I Glued My Balls

[28:32]to My Butthole.

[28:32]I Glued My Butthole again.

[28:33]And this is entirely AI.

[28:38]Yes.

[28:39]It's got 200,

[28:42]2.7 million views.

[28:44]So it's very famous.

[28:45]That's pretty funny.

[28:52]This is what we should

[28:54]be using AI for.

[28:55]Yes.

[28:56]To make songs like this.

[28:57]Okay.

[28:58]Now,

[28:58]just because it's very similar.

[28:59]I mean,

[29:00]it's kind of similar

[29:00]to some songs

[29:01]that some people

[29:01]are sensitive to.

[29:02]Some people,

[29:03]if they heard what happened

[29:04]to some songs,

[29:04]the founding fathers

[29:06]would be spinning

[29:06]in their graves.

[29:07]If AI could do this,

[29:09]we could certainly

[29:10]get a Bane host

[29:11]that could do

[29:12]what Rob does on this,

[29:13]right?

[29:13]Yeah.

[29:14]I mean,

[29:15]they had to do that.

[29:16]You just need

[29:17]the right prompts.

[29:18]That's something.

[29:19]I also went to the movies.

[29:21]We went to Moana, too,

[29:22]and I...

[29:23]Saw that yesterday.

[29:24]I didn't like the music.

[29:26]They were missing...

[29:27]And you know why

[29:28]you didn't like it.

[29:29]Tell me, Matt.

[29:29]You tell me.

[29:31]I guarantee you know why.

[29:32]I think it's because

[29:33]they didn't have

[29:34]Lin-Manuel Miranda.

[29:34]Right.

[29:35]Wow.

[29:35]You can definitely

[29:36]tell the difference.

[29:37]Good lord,

[29:37]it doesn't even compare.

[29:38]Right.

[29:39]It's weird how you

[29:40]can tell the difference.

[29:41]It's kind of like

[29:41]when you're listening

[29:42]to a march

[29:42]and it's not

[29:43]a John Philip Sousa march.

[29:44]You just know it.

[29:45]Right.

[29:46]I mean,

[29:46]that brings the conversation

[29:47]full circle.

[29:48]Like, real artists

[29:48]are still real

[29:49]and they make a difference.

[29:50]I fell asleep

[29:51]during Moana, too.

[29:52]Wow.

[29:52]I did, too.

[29:53]I did drink

[29:54]an hour.

[29:54]Really?

[29:55]You were drinking

[29:56]in the theater?

[29:57]Yes.

[29:58]They have a bar

[29:59]at the theater.

[30:00]The theaters have bars now.

[30:01]They got a bar

[30:01]at the theater, yeah.

[30:02]Yeah, yeah.

[30:03]I fell asleep

[30:04]for a good 45 minutes,

[30:05]for like the first 45 minutes.

[30:06]Yeah, I took it

[30:06]straight up, man.

[30:07]I have no idea

[30:08]why they were trying

[30:09]to pull the island up

[30:10]or whatever.

[30:10]I know,

[30:10]it was making no sense.

[30:12]Yeah.

[30:12]Yeah, it was very trippy,

[30:14]but also the music,

[30:14]not good.

[30:15]And then the whatever,

[30:16]I woke up to like The Rock

[30:18]who had some solo song

[30:20]and it was just not good.

[30:21]Well, it's nowhere near

[30:22]as good as You're Welcome.

[30:23]The Rock is just

[30:25]on an all-time bad roll

[30:26]right now, isn't he?

[30:27]Like, he cannot,

[30:28]everything he touches

[30:29]just turns to

[30:30]absolute dog shit now.

[30:31]It's crazy.

[30:31]Isn't that part of his charm,

[30:32]though, is like

[30:33]he makes shitty movies.

[30:34]Like, that's what he does, right?

[30:35]Yeah, but like,

[30:36]but lately it's gotten

[30:38]really bad.

[30:39]I'm like,

[30:39]I'm a wrestling guy,

[30:41]but he's,

[30:41]has he ever had

[30:43]like a big movie

[30:43]other than like Fast and Furious?

[30:45]I don't know.

[30:47]I've never seen him.

[30:48]Jumanji I haven't seen.

[30:50]I don't think

[30:50]I've ever seen a movie

[30:52]with The Rock in it.

[30:53]Well, you got to see San Andreas.

[30:55]Fast and Furious.

[30:56]I saw that in the theater.

[30:57]I think he's in like some,

[30:58]there's some Christmas,

[30:59]the one that just came out.

[31:00]Yeah, I'm disposed.

[31:01]Red, right?

[31:01]Yeah, Red 1.

[31:02]That's the one my kid wanted to see

[31:04]and I was like,

[31:04]okay, let's wait a week

[31:05]because I knew it wasn't

[31:05]going to be in the theater anymore.

[31:06]Brilliant parenting.

[31:07]He's going to have to turn around

[31:09]before the 2028 election

[31:10]or McConaughey is going to be him.

[31:11]How's it rolling going

[31:12]with Russell?

[31:13]Rolling going.

[31:14]Things are good.

[31:15]I went to,

[31:16]told you guys last week,

[31:17]I went to one Thanksgiving thing

[31:19]and then I had to go to another

[31:20]in the same day.

[31:21]I did two,

[31:21]two in one day,

[31:22]two in one day.

[31:23]And it went good

[31:24]and we actually combined

[31:25]Thanksgiving and Christmas.

[31:27]So we got Christmas gifts

[31:28]for my niece and nephews.

[31:30]Oh, nice.

[31:31]This is what happens

[31:32]when you're in sister

[31:33]and sister-in-law start talking

[31:34]is they're like,

[31:35]well, it would just be easier.

[31:36]Let's just combine everything in one

[31:38]and give Uncle Russ

[31:39]like a week notice

[31:40]that this is what we're doing.

[31:41]So you know what this,

[31:42]you know what this means.

[31:43]We're bringing it back.

[31:46]It's that time of year.

[31:47]We're bringing back the sound effect.

[31:48]Wow, Russell, this is great.

[31:52]So eventually we had it.

[31:56]We had a good time,

[31:56]got my niece and nephew some gifts.

[31:58]I got my,

[31:58]have you guys seen the Paul Skeens,

[32:01]the baseball card thing?

[32:02]You know what I'm talking about?

[32:04]No, he's like the rookie

[32:05]of the year pitcher.

[32:06]They've got like a one of one card

[32:09]in tops Chrome update or something

[32:11]where there's one card

[32:13]where it's got his autograph

[32:14]and his, you know,

[32:15]a piece of his Jersey

[32:16]in the card or whatever.

[32:17]Yeah, but Pittsburgh Pirates

[32:20]put out a tweet saying,

[32:21]hey, we would love to,

[32:22]whoever pulls this card,

[32:24]we would love to bring it

[32:25]back to Pittsburgh

[32:26]so all our fans can enjoy it.

[32:27]And essentially they,

[32:28]they offered behind home plate tickets,

[32:31]season tickets for the next 30 years

[32:33]at Pirates games,

[32:34]like a, a night where you get

[32:37]a rent out like PNC field

[32:39]and do like a softball game

[32:40]with your friends,

[32:41]meet and greets, jerseys.

[32:43]Like they did all this stuff to say,

[32:44]hey, whoever pulls this card,

[32:46]we will essentially give you

[32:49]all this stuff for it.

[32:50]And I saw this and I said,

[32:51]it's my brother.

[32:52]I thought my nephews would like it

[32:53]being they like are in the cards

[32:55]and they thought it was cool.

[32:56]So I went and bought a case of these

[32:58]cards and then brought out.

[33:00]And I said, if we get them,

[33:02]if we pull the Paul Skeens,

[33:04]we're splitting it.

[33:05]Me and the four nieces and nephews,

[33:07]I included the nieces on that.

[33:09]We're split the winnings.

[33:10]We'll split the prize or whatever.

[33:11]So that went over really well.

[33:12]Did you have a contract drawn up

[33:14]for that Russell?

[33:15]Did you get some?

[33:16]Yes.

[33:17]Sign here real quick.

[33:19]Russell, can I ask you real quick?

[33:20]What does a case of baseball cards?

[33:23]First of all, what does that entail?

[33:24]And I got to ask what the price is ballpark.

[33:26]So these cards are,

[33:28]I don't know.

[33:29]I don't think your kids are into

[33:30]sports cards too much.

[33:32]No pork Pokemon cards.

[33:34]Non-stop.

[33:35]I can talk about that all day.

[33:37]It was getting them rated

[33:38]and everything now.

[33:39]So I kind of don't want to say

[33:43]what the box costs because if my

[33:45]sister, she listens to this and if

[33:46]she knows what I spent on that,

[33:48]I'll get yelled at.

[33:48]So I'm just going to not say what

[33:50]it costs.

[33:50]I know Rob will bleep it out.

[33:52]What would you say was compared to

[33:53]like a backpack?

[33:54]I think there was, if I, if I

[33:58]remember correctly, this box had

[34:00]24 packs of cards with four cards

[34:03]in a pack.

[34:03]That's the way they come now.

[34:05]Okay.

[34:05]So a hundred cards, four cards

[34:08]in a pack.

[34:09]Yep.

[34:09]That's crazy.

[34:11]That's crazy, right?

[34:12]The box was 300 bucks.

[34:14]I can't even do the math.

[34:17]So that's a great deal.

[34:19]I don't know.

[34:20]Three bucks a card.

[34:21]So, but I just thought it would be

[34:23]cool to try to see if we could

[34:24]pull the one that's like the big

[34:26]thing in cards right now.

[34:27]The one that everyone wants.

[34:28]But we failed miserably.

[34:30]So they didn't open all the cards

[34:30]together?

[34:30]Yeah, they opened them all.

[34:32]They had a good time.

[34:33]They had fun.

[34:33]We did not get the card, but it

[34:35]was still fun.

[34:35]But I was going to tell you guys,

[34:37]I made a big mistake.

[34:39]I normally don't do this type of

[34:41]stuff on the way home.

[34:42]I get home.

[34:43]My mom's about 30, 35 minutes

[34:46]from my house.

[34:47]I get home, go inside, pull out

[34:49]my phone.

[34:50]I've got somebody else's phone.

[34:52]I stole my mom's phone by

[34:53]accident.

[34:54]Wow.

[34:54]Have you guys ever accidentally

[34:56]taken somebody else's phone?

[34:58]And left with it?

[34:59]No.

[35:01]I 100% once took my kid's phone

[35:04]and I was walking around with

[35:05]two phones in my pocket.

[35:06]Yes.

[35:07]What happened, Rob?

[35:08]Well, I had to figure out how to

[35:10]communicate home.

[35:11]So I like called the computer

[35:13]over Facebook and just waited

[35:16]until somebody picked up.

[35:17]And I was like, hey, I have your

[35:18]phone because I knew she was

[35:19]like frantically searching for

[35:20]my phone and she has no way to

[35:22]communicate with me.

[35:23]So I was like, hey, you know,

[35:24]text me on the computer or

[35:25]whatever.

[35:25]But I had to turn around and

[35:26]bring her phone.

[35:27]I felt so bad.

[35:28]And yeah, so I get home.

[35:29]I pull out the phone.

[35:30]I'm like, oh, shit.

[35:31]I go this immediately.

[35:32]I'm like, this is not my phone.

[35:34]It's an iPhone.

[35:34]I'm immediately.

[35:35]I don't know why I have this.

[35:37]I obviously picked it up by

[35:38]mistake.

[35:38]You felt a little cooler,

[35:39]though, didn't you?

[35:40]Holding that iPhone.

[35:41]You felt a little bit, you know,

[35:43]you're a little more pep in

[35:44]your step because you had an

[35:45]iPhone.

[35:45]Oh, everything works really

[35:47]well on this phone.

[35:48]It's so crazy.

[35:48]So then I'm looking.

[35:51]I'm thinking, damn, I probably

[35:52]left mine there.

[35:53]I didn't leave mine there.

[35:54]So it's not even an accident of

[35:56]I took the wrong one.

[35:57]I just took two.

[35:58]I took like you did, Rob.

[36:00]I took my own and my mom's phone.

[36:02]You're the king of the phones,

[36:03]Russell.

[36:04]So immediately I was like, damn.

[36:06]Immediately mom's phone starts

[36:08]ringing after I notice it.

[36:09]It's my sister.

[36:10]Yeah.

[36:11]My mom had called my sister on

[36:14]her Apple Watch and said, I can't

[36:16]find my phone.

[36:17]What a mom.

[36:18]You know what happened to my

[36:19]phone?

[36:20]So I immediately tell my sister,

[36:21]yeah, I picked it up by accident.

[36:23]I'm going to bring it back to her.

[36:25]I'll call her if she's calling

[36:27]you on the iPhone.

[36:28]The Apple Watch, she'll pick up

[36:30]if I call or text or she'll see

[36:32]it, right?

[36:32]Russell, is your mom rocking an

[36:34]Apple Watch with a cellular plan?

[36:36]Is she getting the full on like

[36:38]super?

[36:38]I think she can get calls and

[36:41]texts and stuff like that.

[36:43]Or is she on Wi-Fi or does she

[36:44]have the cellular?

[36:45]You have the cellular, man?

[36:46]Yeah.

[36:47]You guys told me I should get it.

[36:49]I asked you for your advice.

[36:49]What?

[36:50]You guys have cellular?

[36:51]My God, you guys are ballers.

[36:52]I would never in a million years.

[36:53]When you go out running or you

[36:54]go on a bike ride, you don't

[36:55]need to bring your phone.

[36:56]You just got your watch.

[36:57]Rob, you said to me,

[36:57]I don't have it and

[36:58]sometimes I wish I did.

[36:59]And I was like, so.

[37:00]My God, I'm past Rob.

[37:02]Finally helping somebody.

[37:03]It's not me.

[37:04]So I call my mom's phone and

[37:08]we don't pick it up.

[37:09]We don't pick the phone up

[37:10]thinking it'll ring to her watch.

[37:11]She'll pick it up.

[37:12]Doesn't pick it up.

[37:14]Then I'm like, my mom still has

[37:16]a home phone.

[37:17]I don't know if you're-

[37:18]No.

[37:19]Your mom have a home phone, Rob,

[37:21]or not?

[37:21]My parents got rid of theirs

[37:22]years ago.

[37:23]All they were getting were

[37:24]annoying calls.

[37:25]So my mom still has one, but

[37:27]she doesn't have a home phone.

[37:27]She doesn't pick it up.

[37:28]So she has it.

[37:29]It rings.

[37:30]She won't pick it up if it rings

[37:31]because she knows it's like a

[37:34]sales caller, you know?

[37:36]Oh, good.

[37:36]Such a good bit.

[37:37]So I called the home phone a few

[37:39]times thinking, well, she called

[37:40]my sister.

[37:41]Now someone's calling the home

[37:42]phone.

[37:42]She doesn't pick it up.

[37:44]Uh-oh.

[37:44]Russell, how far of a drive is

[37:50]this?

[37:50]Oh, probably 35 minutes.

[37:52]Oh, that's just long enough to be

[37:54]annoying.

[37:55]Right.

[37:55]Yes, just long enough to be

[37:57]annoying.

[37:57]But you got to bring it back

[37:59]immediately.

[37:59]So eventually I bring it back.

[38:01]I bring it in.

[38:02]She's there.

[38:03]I picked it up by accident.

[38:04]And I say, don't you have that

[38:06]Apple Watch that you called my

[38:07]sister on?

[38:07]And she goes, yes.

[38:09]I called her on.

[38:10]I go, you know, I called it.

[38:12]Did it ring?

[38:13]And I was going to tell you I

[38:14]picked up the phone.

[38:15]And she goes, yeah, I don't

[38:16]really know.

[38:17]I must not have gotten it in

[38:19]time.

[38:19]And I was like, wait, does that

[38:20]mean you didn't get it in time

[38:22]or does that mean you don't know

[38:23]how to answer on the Apple Watch?

[38:25]So we had some confusion with

[38:27]my mom about why she was not

[38:30]picking up calls on the watch or

[38:31]the phone.

[38:32]Russell, did you use the F word

[38:33]at all in this conversation?

[38:34]The F word we talked about last

[38:38]week?

[38:38]What are you talking about, Aaron?

[38:41]Because I remember Russell

[38:43]swearing in front of his mom was

[38:44]like a revelation for me.

[38:46]Like in like freshman year of

[38:47]college, we go to Russell's mom's

[38:49]house to watch some wrestling and

[38:50]she's like, I don't know, made us

[38:52]some food.

[38:52]It was super nice.

[38:52]But he would just like use the

[38:54]swear words in conversation with

[38:55]his mom.

[38:55]Really?

[38:55]I felt like I was not there

[38:57]yet with my parents.

[38:58]And it just blew my mind.

[38:59]That's badass.

[39:00]We're adults now.

[39:01]This is it.

[39:02]Matt, are your kids swearing in

[39:03]front of you yet?

[39:03]No.

[39:05]Mine does.

[39:06]Mine slip up every once in a

[39:07]while and they'll swear.

[39:08]They'll be talking casually and

[39:09]swear and they catch themselves.

[39:11]They do the thing.

[39:13]I'll be like, Eddie, get off.

[39:14]Get off your iPad or whatever.

[39:16]It'll be like, you get off.

[39:18]You know, it was just like

[39:19]good stuff.

[39:20]And I'll just, you know, I'll do

[39:21]the old look at it.

[39:22]I'm just kidding.

[39:23]I'm just I'm sorry.

[39:24]I'm just, you know, like it's

[39:24]like he says it to his friends

[39:25]all the time or something.

[39:26]Yeah.

[39:27]So that's about that's about as

[39:29]close as we get to the back

[39:30]talk.

[39:31]Now, Russell, at any point.

[39:32]And now, Russell, you don't own

[39:33]an Apple watch, right?

[39:34]No.

[39:35]You probably have some weird,

[39:36]weird ass watch.

[39:37]But here's the thing.

[39:38]It's a weird Android watch.

[39:40]Like, hey, Rob, I ain't got the

[39:42]time for that shit.

[39:43]OK, we know you don't.

[39:45]He's an analog man.

[39:46]He's buying backpacks.

[39:47]You seem like a guy that might

[39:48]have like a nice like a nice.

[39:50]He's probably got a stainless

[39:52]steel.

[39:52]No, I told you guys I don't

[39:55]have luxury items.

[39:56]I bought the luxury.

[39:57]Backpack.

[39:57]That's all I've got.

[39:58]First of all, as a person who

[40:01]has an Apple watch, Russell

[40:02]answering a phone call on the

[40:03]Apple watch is one of the

[40:04]easiest things you could

[40:05]possibly do.

[40:05]Your ass got ignored.

[40:07]There is a huge green button

[40:08]that it takes up half the screen

[40:10]and you just tap it is the most

[40:11]obvious thing how to pick up a

[40:12]call.

[40:13]She ignored you like taps your

[40:14]wrist.

[40:15]So, you know, it's calling.

[40:16]Yeah, you know, it's calling.

[40:17]Russell, I got screed.

[40:19]Now, Russell, I would recommend

[40:21]if she if your mom calls you

[40:23]again and ask for something, you

[40:24]should do what I do now to my

[40:25]girls when they call and

[40:27]ask for money during the work

[40:28]day.

[40:28]So I'm sitting at my desk at

[40:30]work and they'll call and they'll

[40:31]be like, I need ten dollars.

[40:32]And I say, beg.

[40:33]And they go, what?

[40:35]And I go, beg me for money.

[40:36]And they go, please, can I have

[40:38]some money?

[40:38]Please, please, please.

[40:39]I go, OK, I'll send you ten

[40:40]dollars.

[40:40]Well, I did that the other day

[40:42]and a co-worker was in front of

[40:43]me.

[40:44]Oh, and I just go beg and they

[40:46]turn and go, what?

[40:47]No.

[40:48]And I was like, what are you?

[40:51]And then I just say, no, I'm

[40:52]telling my kids, beg.

[40:54]She's like, what the hell are you

[40:55]doing?

[40:55]It's not bad.

[40:57]But it was I did say, I said,

[40:58]well, it's good that you said no

[40:59]right away, because I think if

[41:00]somebody said to me, beg, I'd be

[41:01]like, please, I just start

[41:03]begging.

[41:03]I wouldn't care.

[41:04]I'd be like, whatever makes you

[41:05]happy.

[41:05]Russell, did you try to text

[41:08]message your mom?

[41:09]Did she get text messages?

[41:10]I did.

[41:11]I also text.

[41:12]We text message.

[41:13]We called.

[41:13]We tried every possible solution

[41:15]of calling and not picking up,

[41:18]calling the whole phone, texting

[41:19]every every one of them.

[41:21]What is this focus mode my mom

[41:22]has on her phone called ignore

[41:23]Russell?

[41:24]So weird.

[41:26]Probably be warranted.

[41:28]He's always calling me about

[41:31]Sons of Anarchy.

[41:31]Oh, all right.

[41:34]Let's let's get into the album.

[41:36]Nobody's favorite part of the

[41:37]show.

[41:37]Aaron, you want to hear about the

[41:38]album?

[41:38]Is this a music podcast?

[41:41]Beg.

[41:42]Beg me.

[41:43]You kind of like that, don't you?

[41:46]I'm telling you, tell your kids

[41:47]to beg.

[41:48]And it's you'll see how depraved

[41:51]they are, how much they want

[41:52]money.

[41:53]Oh, my.

[41:54]My son doesn't understand money

[41:56]at all.

[41:56]At all.

[41:57]Yeah, it's not coming.

[41:58]It's not coming for him at all.

[41:59]Neither do my kids.

[42:00]Like we're going to give you an

[42:02]allowance.

[42:02]But only if you ask me for more

[42:04]money, I'll always give it to you

[42:05]as well.

[42:06]So don't worry about that.

[42:07]I'll give you my allowance next

[42:08]time.

[42:08]Yeah.

[42:09]Dad, what if I told you I could

[42:12]double your allowance?

[42:13]You just need to give me a hundred

[42:14]dollars right now and I can invest

[42:16]it.

[42:16]I'm like, that sounds great.

[42:17]Listen, we're talking about maybe

[42:20]definitely by Oasis.

[42:21]This is Oasis's debut album.

[42:26]Basically, they took three times

[42:28]recorded and they recorded the

[42:30]whole thing three times.

[42:31]Each time they said we hate this

[42:32]and eventually like Noel Gallagher

[42:34]is producing it like they're

[42:35]stepping in.

[42:36]I want to show you guys the wave

[42:38]files for this.

[42:38]Look at this.

[42:39]Now, first of all, here's like

[42:40]Elliot Smith.

[42:41]You see how the wave files get big

[42:43]and small.

[42:43]Remember before I talked about the

[42:47]loudness wars of like the 90s.

[42:49]Look at look at definitely maybe

[42:50]look at the look at those sound

[42:52]waves.

[42:52]I was reading about this today,

[42:54]too.

[42:54]It's super interesting, isn't it?

[42:56]Every single one of them is

[42:59]cranked up.

[42:59]There is no quiet part to this

[43:01]album.

[43:01]This is one of the loudest albums

[43:03]of all time.

[43:04]And if you think about it, it

[43:06]makes sense, right?

[43:06]Because one thing about this

[43:07]album is these guys are fucking

[43:09]rock stars.

[43:10]This is their debut album.

[43:11]They are fucking rock stars from

[43:13]the go from the very first song

[43:15]in this album.

[43:16]They are a rock group and they

[43:18]are ready to rock out.

[43:20]OK, and now I hate this album

[43:22]because I was listening to it

[43:23]today when I hurt my back.

[43:24]OK, so it put me in a very, very

[43:26]bad mood.

[43:27]But immediately this comes out

[43:29]huge hit goes to number one in

[43:30]the UK becomes the fastest

[43:32]selling debut album in British

[43:34]history.

[43:34]OK, which I think now has been

[43:36]passed by shit.

[43:38]We call it once a Dale Adele.

[43:40]Yeah.

[43:41]And then it basically comes out

[43:43]during grunge.

[43:44]It's way more positive.

[43:45]This along with blur suede pulp

[43:48]is starting Britpop.

[43:49]And what I thought was

[43:50]interesting is in they also

[43:52]credit this with post Britpop

[43:54]songs, Britpop indie like Cold

[43:56]Plain Radiohead and the Verve

[43:57]all kind of and it all starts

[43:59]with Oasis just starting this

[44:01]huge rock movement in Britain.

[44:03]So let's get into

[44:07]the engineer.

[44:09]The engineer is the guy who

[44:10]claimed to like start all it's

[44:12]called brick walling is the way

[44:13]they mix this right with with

[44:15]the really high volume.

[44:16]Did you read it at all about

[44:17]that?

[44:18]I read it before we did.

[44:19]I did about an episode before I

[44:20]can't remember.

[44:20]Was it Oasis where I talked

[44:22]about it?

[44:22]But I mean, it's crazy to me how

[44:25]loud this album is.

[44:26]Tell me about brick walling,

[44:27]Russell.

[44:27]No, it's just, I don't need to go

[44:30]into too much detail.

[44:31]It's just focusing on like,

[44:32]I don't know enough, but I think

[44:35]it really became popular like in

[44:36]the early 90s with CDs, right?

[44:38]Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[44:39]And eventually they had to like

[44:40]limit, like when I put out this

[44:43]podcast, I put it to 15 luffs.

[44:44]I've got the whole thing set to

[44:46]different luffs.

[44:46]That's like the loudest scale

[44:48]because that's what they'll

[44:51]release podcasts at.

[44:52]They had to standardize it because

[44:53]everybody just made their music

[44:54]louder because people were like,

[44:55]oh, this is better.

[44:56]This is better music.

[44:56]They just put it as loud as they

[44:58]can without it being distorted,

[44:59]right?

[45:00]Yeah, exactly.

[45:01]That's what Rob was doing when he

[45:02]pulled his hamstring.

[45:02]He was making luffs.

[45:03]Luffs.

[45:04]He was making luffs.

[45:05]I didn't do a list on this, but

[45:07]here were some of the other bands

[45:08]I saw that also kind of do this

[45:10]brick walling.

[45:11]Red Hot Chili Peppers on

[45:13]Californication.

[45:14]So if you've got these albums in

[45:16]your headphones and you just put

[45:17]it on, it's going to blare and

[45:19]you're going to have to turn it

[45:20]way down, right?

[45:20]Yeah.

[45:21]That was one.

[45:22]The one that I read that was the

[45:23]loudest was Metallica Death

[45:25]Magnetic.

[45:26]Cyanide, like those songs.

[45:27]Supposedly, there's a study of

[45:30]this that had that as the loudest

[45:32]album ever.

[45:33]When was that recorded?

[45:36]I don't know that at all.

[45:37]I think early 2000s.

[45:39]That was kind of what I consider

[45:41]their golden age.

[45:41]Before or after St.

[45:42]Edgar Road?

[45:42]It's way before.

[45:44]I was so confident, though.

[45:48]2008.

[45:49]A couple other ones.

[45:51]Green Day, also very loud albums.

[45:54]Audio Slave Mad.

[45:56]I don't know if you're an audio

[45:57]slave guy or not.

[45:58]Big time, yeah.

[45:59]But I think Rick Rubin worked with

[46:02]Audio Slave and Rick Rubin gets

[46:03]berated by a lot of people who

[46:07]don't like this loud war because

[46:08]Rick Rubin was a big part of that

[46:10]for a lot of these bands.

[46:11]I bet.

[46:11]Taylor Swift, 1989.

[46:13]People complain about the 1989

[46:15]album that you get through like

[46:17]four or five songs and it's

[46:18]everything is too loud.

[46:19]Yeah, it's crazy.

[46:21]And then another one, Rob, you'll

[46:22]have to pull this up.

[46:23]This goes out to Barry from

[46:24]Burnsville.

[46:24]This is the Gopher.

[46:26]Football song that they play with

[46:28]after touchdowns where they're

[46:30]going to do the kickoff.

[46:30]It's Purple Lamborghini by

[46:32]Skrillex.

[46:33]Oh, Purple Lamborghini.

[46:35]It is loud as shit.

[46:37]This is what they play.

[46:39]Rick Ross.

[46:39]Skrillex.

[46:40]Yes.

[46:41]I mean, this is not even, this is

[46:45]loud.

[46:45]There's just no quiet parts.

[46:48]Like if you, if you turn this up,

[46:52]if you listen to headphones and

[46:54]you crank it up, it's, it's just

[46:55]blaring.

[46:56]You can hear like all the

[46:57]rattling and everything.

[46:58]Yeah.

[46:59]I mean, it sounds like there's

[47:01]parts where he's not talking, but

[47:02]if you really listen, there is no

[47:03]quiet parts.

[47:04]It's all loud.

[47:07]This is very interesting.

[47:13]I got to admit.

[47:14]Iggy and the Stooges.

[47:16]They were talking about the

[47:16]remaster of that.

[47:17]Was it Power?

[47:18]What was the Iggy and the Stooges

[47:20]one we did?

[47:21]Raw Power or something like that?

[47:23]Yeah, something like that.

[47:24]Yeah, that one was one kind of

[47:25]did that brick walling too.

[47:27]So I was reading about that

[47:28]today.

[47:28]I thought it was really

[47:29]interesting.

[47:30]Our most downloaded episode, by

[47:31]the way.

[47:31]By the way, did you guys see that

[47:33]Samsung?

[47:34]I sent you that Samsung podcast

[47:35]is shuttering their doors.

[47:37]We're fucked.

[47:39]We're fucked.

[47:40]They still were getting like 50%

[47:42]of our downloads.

[47:43]I might have to give all that

[47:44]all that income.

[47:44]All that income is out the door.

[47:46]Dang it.

[47:47]All right.

[47:48]Rock and roll star.

[47:49]For those people that don't know

[47:51]at some point we found out about

[47:54]Samsung podcast, right?

[47:55]Yeah.

[47:56]And our, our, our listeners

[47:58]went through the roof for like a

[47:59]week and it turned out we were

[48:01]listed as like the 12th best

[48:03]music podcast.

[48:04]I've had to Rob quit his job.

[48:06]He thought we were made.

[48:08]Kiss his ass.

[48:09]Well, what I thought happened is

[48:10]that somebody at my school found

[48:12]out about the podcast.

[48:12]And of course, in my mind, that

[48:13]would cause everyone to download

[48:15]it.

[48:15]They have to listen to it.

[48:16]Right.

[48:17]You got it right away.

[48:18]What really happened was that

[48:20]everybody at his school found out

[48:22]about the podcast, but nobody

[48:24]downloaded it.

[48:24]Turns out nobody's, nobody's

[48:25]thinking about their teachers on

[48:27]the weekend.

[48:28]That's so weird.

[48:28]Uh, he says, no, Gallagher says,

[48:31]I pretty much summed up everything

[48:32]I wanted to say in rock and roll

[48:33]star live forever and cigarettes

[48:35]and alcohol.

[48:35]Everything after that has just

[48:36]been repeats.

[48:37]But listen to this.

[48:38]This is a fucking rock band.

[48:40]But Russell, this song, this is

[48:48]the second single shaker maker.

[48:49]Does this suffer Russell from the

[48:54]no hits?

[48:55]issue oh no i think is it live forever it's the third song forever

[49:01]all right let's get right into thriller forever then

[49:06]you know i think a lot of these songs are bigger in britain than they were in the u.s i know some

[49:18]of them are still huge here but am i right on that like i was reading like there's all these

[49:24]lists that have this album as like one of the like the number one album ever they just got

[49:28]like this song is the best british song ever like above wonderwall and champagne supernova like

[49:34]i think i think this album is bigger in britain than it is here oh for sure and that you know

[49:39]what's the story morning glory took off in this in the states and then everybody kind of learned

[49:43]about this one thinking if this was the second album at least that's what happened to me when i

[49:47]was 15 16 or whatever you know it realized oh wait this came out before that so yeah

[49:54]this is a this is a this is a commercial hit yeah up in the sky i just was never big i talked

[50:01]about it last time but i was just never a big oasis guy i never listened to much oasis hello

[50:05]yeah i never had an oasis cd i don't think oh i had both of these and played the hell out of

[50:12]this and what's the story morning glory so what do you like so much about oasis man

[50:17]i figured out you know if you listen just i think it's that noise guitar in the background i don't

[50:22]know how to describe it but if you listen to like smashing pumpkins pull up cherub rock by smashing

[50:27]pumpkins i mean i guess i'm guaranteed that's like a you know go halfway through or whatever

[50:32]let up any time for matt you know like it's a guarantee that's got some rickwalling or whatever

[50:37]to it as well you know just that loud it's just the constant no i don't know what i i like that

[50:45]constant noise for some reason that deep guitar that's not really like is it actually playing

[50:51]something or is it just a bunch of noise i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know

[50:52]distortion i don't know you know is that easy to play is like the rhythm guitar i don't know

[50:59]you know there's a lot of pearl jam stuff like that so this oasis album it kind of fits in with

[51:06]that whole thing just the noise and pretty good singer pretty good lyrics i don't know that's what

[51:12]i like about it love it columbia this was named after a hotel they stayed in where they did a lot

[51:17]of acid right i i think it's too late for me to say that i don't know i don't know i don't know

[51:22]me to get into acid if we ain't talking about this we were talking about mushrooms i think you

[51:28]can microdose those right i asked that i'm not sure i can handle all right there's a mushroom

[51:33]church in oklahoma i was supposed to go check that out that's i'm not bringing them across

[51:37]state lines though aaron what are you talking about i have no idea what you're talking about

[51:43]state lines is probably fine i just wouldn't bring them into mexico

[51:45]yeah we all know aaron's a big states rights guys we get it

[51:52]super states hey uh you guys there's a song oh mookie supersonic

[51:58]first you didn't play for the trailblazers you idiots oh it's deadlift shrimp

[52:04]funniest supersonic you could have picked aaron thank you nice one better than frank burkowski

[52:14]oh benjamin daniel percy hawkins uh slick watts this song

[52:22]there's a go ahead let's just say there's a little bit of everything melding together right

[52:26]crap i mean like for the people that don't really like all these starts you just sound like the same

[52:31]thing to you of course you know that's the that's the one thing i'll say and you know they the songs

[52:38]that weren't like the radio hits or the ones that you really identify with you're like yeah this is

[52:43]just another i think too pretty close to everything i think i got caught up in the gallagher gossip

[52:48]where there are such pricks and then for some reason i maybe not like them

[52:52]actually reality i'm like yeah fuck yeah you're a rock and roll star you should be fighting your

[52:56]brother who's also the band that rules that's what rock and roll is you know what i mean

[53:01]not just about making ai songs about gluing your nuts to your butthole

[53:07]really it seems like to me and i i don't know how deep you got into it you know liam's

[53:14]the one the lead singer is kind of the one who's much more of a prick if you will or

[53:20]i don't even know it's a prick he's much more eccentric and he's kind of the one that just

[53:25]flies by just does his own thing he's not going to bend anybody and you know or no the noel kind

[53:34]of tried to get him back together a little bit and it just doesn't work i guess so see but again

[53:40]is there a new tour still is this still going yeah it's still going but everybody that's the

[53:45]big joke about you know this is the first everybody's gonna buy that insurance on this

[53:49]on this ticket right

[53:50]it's too far in the future right right see and then i say like oh maybe i don't hate

[53:54]him and then and then they come out and say oh this song was a tribute to the stooges and

[53:58]punk rock i'm kind of like i wish you wouldn't say stuff like that that's gross cigarettes

[54:04]and alcohol

[54:05]i did love the this sounds like the stooges i did love the long rhymes on this one i appreciated

[54:16]those long rhymes you said yeah he's got some more rhymes on this album

[54:20]where you're like oh it's a fun stretch i like it yeah it's up your alley boy cigarettes and

[54:27]alcohol what does that make me think of megan oh here in uh espn as iowa state with the 55

[54:36]chance of winning the big 12 championship over arizona state just saying that would be something

[54:41]we gotta bet it digsies diner now this is when i texted you guys i think after i'd hurt my back

[54:47]i refuse

[54:50]to like a album that has a song called digsies diner it just seems a whole album just for this

[54:57]song i mean is there a more british song name than digsies diner like do you hate the british

[55:03]as others say have a taste of me knox do i hate the british is there somebody who's gonna get mad

[55:12]if i just say yes at that there's a lady there's a lady it was a mom in law school who looks so

[55:17]much like elizabeth holmes and i get so mad every time i see her and it's done

[55:20]give aaron elizabeth holmes the author so many thoughts please our fans we need to we need to

[55:29]spam her give aaron a free book now i bet she said mr moses an autographed book but she would do oh

[55:37]my god you know she would oh yeah mr moses do us a favor wait what am i bleeping again i'm not

[55:44]bleeping it wait ross i think we're safe now ross deep down

[55:50]at this point text this woman who i'm sure found you attractive in college get aaron a free book

[55:55]you have the power of your hotness i'll pay for the book i just wanted it signed he wants it free

[56:00]and he wants it now first class shipping slide away this was paul mccartney's favorite oasis song

[56:10]so they say

[56:11]but he also wrote so what are you gonna do

[56:20]i like that song so i thought

[56:24]for a long time about this last song and i was like i cannot think of a joke i'm gonna make

[56:30]because again you know i married with children is what the song is called it turns out guess

[56:37]what the song is about the show married with children yes it literally is about it they

[56:44]enjoyed the show and they wrote a song about it he said it reminded him of him and his girlfriend

[56:49]like the back and forth and all that stuff great great show great that's great

[56:55]it blew my mind because i'm watching this i'm like 14 years old 12 13 14 years old

[57:02]when he would not have sex with his wife who i found incredibly attractive you'll never guess why

[57:09]i found her so hot i found peg bundy unbelievably attractive and he'd be like i'm not gonna have

[57:15]sex with her i could not understand

[57:17]what was going on it blew my mind did you guys feel the same way i don't know if i watched it

[57:23]that close wait what he didn't have sex with her i didn't i didn't know oh my god that was always

[57:27]his thing is he they would say oh you want to have sex he's like i'm not gonna have sex with you

[57:30]he was like not having sex that you always wanted selling women's shoes remember the al bunny thing

[57:36]like his thing was he would sit down with like his hand in the front of his dress pants like oh

[57:41]is that just like giving yourself a little bit of room in the pants or why is he doing that

[57:46]i mean he's not like he's not fondling himself i guess my wife could call it and contradict but i

[57:51]don't i don't think i've ever said no unless i'm sick i mean that'd be the only and even then i'd

[57:55]be like well if you don't mind getting what i got i i that's the thing i just couldn't imagine saying

[58:00]no yeah and that's crazy you know what i do say sometimes though beg beg

[58:06]have you have i broken your guys's brain is that what's happened you guys have had your brains

[58:14]broken by me

[58:16]what do i say and two of you say beg oh my god you did it success that's crazy

[58:25]oh my gosh we're only we've only been recording for an hour you know what i should do it's a

[58:31]five should i move the parades list to this album it makes just as much sense

[58:36]we could do that i think that's gonna work just fine listen okay we are talking about oasis

[58:44]okay we are talking about oasis again no wonder wall no uh no songs about portland trailblazers

[58:53]on this one i don't even know if that was this episode but what do we think on the rating system

[58:58]we don't care about the album we care about the list this was at 217 is that where it belongs

[59:05]is this a rolling well tone it's perfect at 217 is this a rolling groan oh my god

[59:12]that's why i switched those sound things i was wondering why did i have the roll

[59:16]because it was next to this grown era i had my sounds mixed up

[59:22]did your groans my groans should be here and here can't mix up your groans dude

[59:27]that would mean it should be lower on the list it should not be 217 it should be higher

[59:34]number which of course would be lower on the list that we're going to do later

[59:38]just remember the double l's of a good podcast lower numbers later

[59:42]which is not what we're doing we're doing higher numbers different from the double f's of last week

[59:47]double don't a hey all you parents out there don't talk about the double s with your kids

[59:52]okay double s double s russ he's sick of what a different thing listen or is this a rolling

[60:05]uh boned it should have been way higher on the list okay this is the first oasis album

[60:10]this should be the best huh first is best

[60:12]that's how the olympics work why not the albums think about it all right uh what do you think

[60:19]aaron rolling well toned rolling bone or rolling the guys these doubles i'm telling you we run out

[60:25]of gas so fast during these doubles i uh it's hard to it's hard to think about oasis without

[60:31]thinking of the beatles and i i sort of had a hard time i don't know why uh i started thinking about

[60:37]like okay we've had enough beatles albums for sure but i on the subject of soundtrack

[60:42]like i kind of want to hear magical mystery tour before we hear another oasis album i don't know

[60:49]maybe that's odd so i'm gonna give it a rolling groan um because i i just can't disentangle those

[60:56]two bands in our life but i respect anybody who likes this one and i think it's good music so

[61:00]that's my that's my take i mean you do get where he was coming from

[61:05]when you just hear that over and over it would if you were john lennon you would walk out as well

[61:10]uh russell what do you think rolling well toned rolling bone or rolling grow i mean oasis is not

[61:16]writing oh bloody oh blah dah right i mean isn't that what oasis got in trouble for they said they

[61:21]were bigger than the beatles i don't think so they got in trouble for other stuff pretty mild

[61:28]though right just like trashing hotel rooms i guess i don't know i think they said something

[61:32]like that by the power of mathematics that would make them bigger than jesus so because that's what

[61:38]the beatles well slug city wanted to be bigger than the beatles i don't know i don't know i don't know

[61:40]bigger than the beatles and bigger than wrestling bigger than jesus bigger than breast implants

[61:45]who said that out from atmosphere

[61:48]yeah it was his own i love it russell what do you think rolling well toned rolling bone or

[61:55]rolling grown you know what the the last time we talked about it was that what was the third

[61:59]song matt the the one hit on this one uh live forever so that was the one commercial hit

[62:07]maybe it's just the other one had all those it had like three or four

[62:10]i thought bigger hits and so to me maybe it's unfair i feel like i've done this in a few albums

[62:15]recently when when the one doesn't quite live up to the other one we've already done i feel like

[62:20]i penalize it a little more so for me i think i only needed one oasis on the list the first one

[62:26]was awesome i'll go back to that one i probably won't choose to go back and pick this one as a

[62:31]follow-up so i enjoyed the music i think it's good i think there's a time and place for it

[62:35]i'm gonna say it's a little rolling wrong i'm gonna say it's a little too high

[62:40]yeah uh air uh man what is that not related

[62:45]what do you think rolling well toned rolling bone or rolling grown i think this is rolling grown if

[62:52]you look at what is coming up next and i'm just going to lead some artists we got tlc

[62:56]crosby stills nash and young got some young in there uh rage against the machine rage against

[63:01]the machine wow uh dixie chicks fly wilco yankee hotel foxtrot uh derrick the dominoes little

[63:09]richard dale soul patsy clinton and i'm just gonna leave some artists we got tlc prosby stills

[63:10]klein rihanna some coltrane uh metallica the black elm things like that like we're just we're

[63:17]we're getting to some great albums again you know last week and then this week i just don't

[63:22]understand why these are on the list right here and i get that it was an influential album

[63:27]you know as being like the first kind of maybe cool brit pop group if you will rock brit pop

[63:36]however you want to say it um but it this does nothing compared to the rest of the album

[63:40]i'm just gonna leave it at that i'm just gonna leave it at that i'm just gonna leave it at that

[63:42]um what's the story of morning glory stuck in a bit so yeah yeah i'm telling you either or

[63:47]definitely maybe this is a joke for the list writers they think our lives are a joke they

[63:53]were not thinking of us they were not thinking of us yeah so i think it's rolling grown i mean

[63:58]there's just too many other albums that should be above this one uh unfortunately you guys are

[64:06]incorrect shit all right this gets a rolling sensei

[64:10]shown don't say shown don't say shown this band sounds like professional rockers on their debut

[64:16]guys this is their first album think about that that is crazy this sounds like a band that's been

[64:21]touring and putting on stadiums for a long time like it's a crazy song for a big album it's

[64:27]confidence and it's why we're never going to be a big podcast we're humiliated by our own creative

[64:33]endeavors that's fine i'm sure next up it's a band that most of us now associate

[64:40]with when it was getting hot in the basement and you heard strange noises coming from down there

[64:45]it's because left eye was trying to burn down your house you're andre rising look out get out of there

[64:50]it's tlc with crazy sexy cool here you go russell associated with some pajamas

[64:55]bender ella please yeah wait no that's

[65:00]i was trying to think of the latest video

[65:06]no

[65:07]i've got the

[65:10]talking about another band that i jerked into a lot

[65:12]that might shock you holy cow

[65:18]you guys look pretty tired probably want me to play this song clip don't you

[65:26]well we're gonna have to beg for it oh yeah i want to just one of you beg me come on

[65:32]man man come on baby i can't rob i beg you

[65:40]please don't make us do this podcast

[65:43]oh aaron's kid was like dad are you gonna play that song on the podcast and you know what my

[65:53]kid said to me today this is so weird dad isn't it time for another waterbed corner

[65:58]and she's right let's take time real quick we're gonna go to craigslist

[66:02]we're gonna look up what's going on with waterbeds

[66:07]rob saw this was done in an hour and eight he's like i'm not this is like when you this is for the

[66:14]for the for the business people out there when you have a budget you always spend up to what

[66:20]you've been budgeted because if you if you don't spend it they're gonna take that money away from

[66:25]you if rob doesn't go up to like an hour and a half we're gonna only let him do 108 going forward

[66:30]use it or lose it now do you guys think waterbed is one or two words and have we ever had this

[66:34]conversation before i think it's one all right let's see we got a free soft-sided waterbed it's

[66:41]in eden prairie i'm doing a minnesota search guys do you want to go pick up a soft-sided waterbed

[66:45]soft-sided what is this picture even hard-sided waterbed well they would have to be hard side

[66:51]otherwise it's just going to roll off the bed frame here and it's a it's a big balloon

[66:55]uh let's see we got a waterbed headboard waterbed headboard here we go queen size waterbed frame

[67:02]hmm

[67:02]there's a lot of waterbeds in two harbors what's going on up north do they have so many waterbeds

[67:08]all right guys come on we got to find a waterbed bit otherwise we can't go home

[67:12]okay we're going bit this is a bit rewind we're doing a good waterbed bit

[67:17]you know who could never have a waterbed who's that brutus the barber beefcake those big

[67:23]years

[67:24]then he tried to kiss kiss my mom i think that's

[67:32]unreal

[67:32]related to the wrestling