Oasis: Definitely Maybe (1994)

[0:00]In 2020, four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums as decided by Rolling Stone magazine. This resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music, excoriated the order, and led us to making this podcast. We are far from experts. We promise to do almost no research. All opinions are our own, unless you disagree. Please sit back and enjoy. Beck did it better. We are all the way up to album 217, and from 1994, it's Oasis. With the album that's named after what my wife says to me when I ask to have sex with her. Definitely, maybe. Oh, I thought it was the Ryan Reynolds movie. Definitely, maybe. Okay, I've got to edit that together. I've got to slip it up. I kind of like this. I'm like having like a, is it Pavlov's dog? Like a reaction where I think we're done when I hear this song. Yeah, like, oh, is this the ring system? Yeah. Like, thank God. Beck.

[1:00]Beck did it better. We like doing the podcast. I've got three guys here who just realized this band is named after what you say to your sibling when you see them at the holidays. Oasis. I've got Matt in Minneapolis. Matt, how are you doing today? Good, Rob. I really do not want to know how your garden grows. Wow. Son of a bitch, man. I've got Russell desperately looking at Genius.com. I've got Russell in Minneapolis. Russell, how are you doing tonight? Rob, you ever think that our listeners don't really want to know how your garden grows? What is going on with my garden? It's like a bird's nest, right? It's more of a starter. Oh, that part. Yeah. That's the thing is I did shave my mustache last week and I was like, oh, maybe I should give those pubes a little trim. And then I cut my lip and I was like, nope, not going to do it. It's fine. Nobody cares what it's like down there. It collects my musk, as Aaron says. Aaron in California. Now, Aaron.

[2:00]All the time. Was telling me earlier that he thought more of his barbers growing up were going to be beefcakes. I've got Aaron in California. How are you doing, Aaron? I mean, it's true, though. It's true, though. Very few of my barbers were beefcakes. In fact, I would say a lot of my barbers were actually opposite of beefcakes. And none of them wear spandex pants with the sides cut out of them either. Yeah. I mean, one barber had his face on his butt of his pants, but I think that was a coincidence. I just took Wallace to the barber for the first time, and this guy's definitely a beefcake. Really? Nick, he's got a genius. He's got a genius tattoo on his hand. Wow. Whole thing, man. He's definitely a beefcake. Did he pick your wife out of the crowd? Give her a little smooch. Oh. At the end of his haircut, I'm going to pick. Oh, no. That was ravishing Rick Rude. I'm getting my beefcakes confused. I'm sorry. Rob, I don't know what's going on with your garden, because I think you and I are going to live forever. Let's talk about oasis. Wow. Thank you for picking a different part of that. All right. Let's get into the voicemail. The freaks.

[3:00]On the phone. Man, I've done that one a bunch. What's this one? Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum. I think Matt played this originally. I like the Stevie Wonder, like, Songs in the Key of Life episode. That was a long time ago. Before we knew to keep him shut. So good. All right, this was a text. We had nothing else going on back then. This is little Moses. I can confirm from my own personal experiences, my dad is usually not that cool. Okay. I've got to talk about this, because I brought this, I got this voicemail, and I showed it to Jenny, and I said, listen. That's funny. That is funny. First of all, I don't think we should accept underage calls to this Beck line. That feels wrong to me, okay? We should not be doing that. Russell, we should be beeping that double F word, if you know what I'm talking about. For sure, okay? Okay. But, I told this to my wife. I said, listen, this guy's son just texted and said, my dad is not cool. And Jenny goes, what is he talking about? Ross was so cool in college.

[4:00]So, little Moses, I'm going to tell you right now, your dad was, we all thought he was cool as hell. He was a goalie on the soccer team, okay? Mom was much cooler than him, though. Again, he was pulling what Aaron calls high-class trim, okay? All over campus. He was a cool dude. Aaron called it that. He called it college, too. It's crazy that he's kept using that term for that long. He's still using that term. What's the Ross, I think, knows you guys. He probably knows me by picture or something like that. I don't think he would know me at all. I knew her way better. What's the odds that she knows or remembers any of the four of us? Like, Ross remembers, but I guarantee that. I don't even know who she is. Okay. Guys, there's a 100% chance she knows who I am, okay? Ross and I are probably the two coolest dudes on campus, okay? We were often at the cool dude parties together, all right? Would he ride around in your Miata? I mean, do you think Ross ever was like, God, I don't know if I'm going to find a party to go to on a Friday night?

[5:00]No, he never had that issue like I did. Friday at about 5 p.m., I was desperate. If I didn't have plans lined up, I was like, oh, fuck me. Everybody is doing a cool thing, and I don't know about it. I got to get on this shit. You know, here's the difference. In my world, like, oh, my God. We were doing what the cool thing was. Like, to me, whatever we were doing was the cool thing. That's right. There was never a part of me in college that was like, man, we really got to go find a party. Like, we create our own fun. Like, we were never looking for, like, except for the Pizzone Revolution night, We were never looking for the fun party. We were the party. I was going to say, like, if there was something going on at the hockey house, I was like, I feel like I should be there. And then every time I went there, I was like, I don't like being here at all. I loved the hockey house. I would go sit by the keg, and I would just pump the keg for her. I would go sit by the keg, and I would just pump the keg for her. And I'd just be the keg pourer down there. If everybody's coming, say hi to everybody when you're the keg pourer. It's kind of fun. That's brilliant. Did you guys have any slump buster type activities?

[6:00]Like, what the hell are we going to do tonight? This is the most boring night. Did you have anything that you would do? Century Club. Century? Yeah, that was one. Russell, can you explain the Century Club to our not as classy listeners? I would say there were two versions. Century Club is the 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes. One or two times we tried it, we started with about 12 guys. About every 15 minutes, someone vomited into a garbage can, And we ended up with three or four that made it to the end. The other slump buster of a drinking thing or a fun... It was a case day. Occasionally, we'd do the case day. Everyone goes and grabs a case of beer, And the goal is to get through the case by the end of the day. I'd say those were the two things that you could start to raise a little hell with. I think, though, during the day, we would go play basketball at Scoville, And that was like a... But for a nighttime event, it was always drinking. Matt, what's up for you? I never was a Star Wars guy or anything like that, So I was like, let's just watch... And this was back before the new ones came on,

[7:00]So I was like, we're going to watch Star Wars tonight. We're going to watch all three, and we're going to watch it through. Three? Wow. And that would... Every single time, it was probably two or three times, Within a half hour, something came up where we'd have to shut off the movie And go do whatever everybody else was doing. Find something else, right? That was the slump. Probably when an attractive lady would... You'd be like, oh, we're just going to sit here and watch Star Wars, And then you'd have to pretend like you didn't want to watch Star Wars. Right. So here's the deal, though. Definitely freshman and sophomore year, My room was... People were coming to my room. I was the guy, like, people would be in my room, and I wasn't there. And Aaron and I lived together sophomore year, and we had people over. So at least for the first two years of college... You were kind of a big deal. People knew you. I was in a hub where people would come to. And so that made it easy. Just like this podcast. It makes it happen. It brings people together. This is making me think, and this is I am going to throw up. Was Russ cooler than me in college? Definitely tall.

[8:00]Is that even a question? Russ was cooler than me, wasn't he? He was cooler than all of us. Well, it's close between Russ and me. To be fair, in most worlds, football playing probably helps people. I don't think it makes a damn bit of difference at St. Olaf. Yeah, but I was going to say I played more video games, But I realized that wasn't cool. That's not a cool thing to say. It's inherent. It's inherently not cool. Well, you guys both had a radio show. I was going to say, Rob, you had a radio show, But you both had a radio show. Rob's radio show was much more popular, though. And a big following. Ours was Sunday at 8 a.m. But the very idea that you never stressed about What you're going to do on a Friday night, That means you were definitely cooler than me. God, Russell what? I'm honored to know you now. The coolest guy on campus. I feel like we didn't stress about shit like that. We just would do what we want to do and make it happen, right? You know what my slump buster was if a Friday night was slowing down? Pop those clothes off. We're getting naked. Whatever. Whatever you're doing, you can do anything. And now that you're naked, it's a Friday night. I think the other one that Before K-State and Century Club, Russell was an amateur mixologist. I mean, most of the drinks involved

[9:00]Gatorade and something else. Root beer and shops. But Russell would put something Fabulous together and see what we could get into. What I really want to do right now Is I really want to play Other Melee Taps For all the guys in college Who were cool as hell. Russell, Ross, I guess everybody but me on this podcast. Steve. I'm looking around. Steve. Is that Steve? Whatever Steve is up to, forget about it. And now we're old. Joe from Woodbury. With our kids. Imagine. Imagine being Joe from Woodbury's kids Thinking he's not cool anymore. Joe from Woodbury definitely was cool in college. Can you imagine? But his kids don't think he's cool. No, they have to know he's cool. They know. They just showed that to me. He's got a picture and his son, His kid didn't want to have the picture with him. Yeah. They don't want to admit it, but they know. This is a funeral for our coolness In the eyes of our kids. We once were cool.

[10:00]But now. God damn, it's a long song. You know what I mean? Every time it gets me. But now it's not cool. Now take a screenshot of this. Four guys, 1.30 a.m. New York time Saluting the Sonic Taps. And you're going to tell me we're not cool? Please, we have a podcast. We have a podcast. Number 217 Out of 500. Wow. You know what? Really, Rob, what defined cool? Let's say it all off, though. I think you worry too much about Others' impressions of you. Did you get a handjob from a girl Who wore a leather jacket? I was talking to a younger one About nerd calls. You guys, were you nerd call people? What's that? I always thought it was pretty cool When you got nerd call. What's a nerd call? You guys ever had nerd call Where you're at the library And they say, The time is now 1145. The library will be closing In 15 minutes. That's nerd call. I never heard that once.

[11:00]I never studied in the library. Every time I did, It drove me crazy Because you know what you can't do In the library? Talk to people. Be naked. Talk to, well, and be naked. You can't do either one. Matt, every time, Sam, my buddy Sam, Every time he saw my parents, The amount of time He spent in the library Would go up. First time, he's like, I've been in the library four hours. And then next time he sees them, He's like, They're six hours a day. And then my mom, You know the first question She ever asked my girlfriend, Now wife, Ex-girlfriend, Now wife? Well, you broke up before you got, Was that before you? Well, yeah. She's not my girlfriend anymore, Aaron. She's my wife. Hey, Aaron, Not only is she my best friend, She's my wife. I almost didn't laugh. I'm trying to say that Without laughing. It's really hard for me. You know the first question My mom asked Jenny First met her? What's that? Does Rob play video games? And of course, Jenny was like, Oh my God, All the time. I was like, no. I thought she was going to ask What sort of salsa you like On your Chipotle burrito. She already knows that

[12:00]From the previous girlfriend. Let's see if you got it right. Now I'm questioning my coolness Because I did play A lot of video games in college. But never alone, Almost never alone. The thing about, If people wanted to be around you, You were cool. And that's Russell, people. I always wanted to be around Russell. He never had a moment to himself. Something in my kitchen is beeping. Talk about how cool I was. I'll be right back. I'm trying to think, Where would you rank Rob On the cool list For top 50%? He was unbelievably cool. He was the funniest guy on campus. He's wearing a full sweatshirt And just underwear. Yeah. He was hilarious. Yeah. Even back then. I still describe him As the funniest guy I've ever met in my life. And so, Yeah. No, he was very cool. Life of the party. Rob, Steve, Russell, Joe. I was thinking Ross By Barry from Burnsburg. I was thinking Rossville for a while. Oh, that's right. Because they wanted to talk with Ross Who lived on the other side of the dorm Like in Interbo senior year. And someone got word back to me

[13:00]That I was supposed to go talk to them. They were looking for me And I walked into the other pod And they all looked at me like, What the fuck are you doing here? And I was like, I was told you guys wanted to talk to me. They said, no, We were talking about Ross, Not Russ. Then they called me Ross For like the next 20 years. Okay. I think our Norwegian exchange student Called you Ross too. Ross, I got a fucking futon. You're going to hear a voicemail I'm going to send now To my two kids and my wife. A voice text. I'm sorry. All right. Hey, whatever brain genius Left the Diet Coke in the freezer today, It exploded and it's a huge mess And it's 1.30 in the morning And I'm not cleaning it up. So please wake up and clean up Whoever did that. Oh God. Brain genius. So now we get to see If anyone's door opens behind him. Well, I heard a bang And I was like, What was that? And then I've just been hearing This beeping. Fucking freezer has been open For like two hours. Why's the freezer open? Because the Diet Coke Exploded in there. Somebody put a two liter Diet Coke in there.

[14:00]It exploded. First the door. Well, it was a one liter. That's embarrassing to say. One liter is buying that. You know what I mean? Wild. What is a zero? Not only that, I think it was actually A 1.5 liter. I think it's like that weird one. A really weird. A liter of petrol And a liter of Diet Coke juice. Oh, it's a metric system. Forget about it. Listen, Rolling going. Matt, How's it going with you? Good. I saw another Music documentary Today. I watched it. Yeah. HBO Max, Now called Max, Has a documentary About Yacht Rock. Oh, the Bill Simmons one. Basically. Yeah, the Bill Simmons one. It is awesome. You don't like, You know, The whole Yacht Rock thing. Like I just, I love Yacht Rock. I didn't know How it came about And all this stuff. Essentially, It was like Three comedians In the early 2000s Who were just, They weren't, They were, They were comedians So they weren't making fun of it But they started like Kind of like a web series Before YouTube was around And stuff. Basically just like

[15:00]Pretending to be Michael McDonald And all these people How they, How they wrote these songs And stuff But it turned into This huge thing That they started calling Yacht Rock And so It's an unbelievable, Unbelievable documentary. Kenny Loggins Is way cooler Than I ever thought he was. Like, To hear about him Writing songs And did you know That he wrote The theme song To Top Gun, Rob? Oh yeah. Did you know that? Yeah. Him and Messina. And What's crazy Is not only did he write that, He wrote the theme song To Caddyshack. Do like opposite movies And he's like, Yep, I got them both. Yeah. So, That's it. It's late. I just wanted to. So the guys at the time Didn't know they were making Yacht Rock, right? They were just making their music. No, And so then these, These comedians essentially, They've got some website That what is Yacht Rock? Like, Yacht. Did they, Did they actually have Steely Dan on there? Because I saw Steely Dan's quote. Steely Dan, Asia is their like, Bible,

[16:00]If you will. Like, Everybody says that is The most perfect album Of all time. You know, They took forever doing it. It would go through Many, Many, Many musicians To get the right sound And stuff like, And one of the, In Peg, Is it Peg? Is that the song? Yep. Yep. They had, They went through seven guitarists To get to the solo, To get the right solo And they basically, Not one, And their producer kept saying like, Not once did anybody ask, How much are we spending here? Are we spending too much? And it was all just like, Literally like, We're making the best album ever. And so then the producers Of the movie, I'm giving away the ending, But it doesn't really matter. But the, You know, They called The guy from Steely Dan. Who's the head guy From Steely Dan? Donald Fagan. Fagan. You know, They call him To see if they could be part Of the, The documentary, And he basically says, Well, What are you doing A documentary about? Yacht Rock. You know, Wait, What are you calling it? And he said, Yacht Rock. He basically says, Well, You can go fuck yourself And hangs up. So clearly he doesn't like

[17:00]The Yacht Rock, Being called Yacht Rock, Whatever. But it was essentially, You know, They don't call Hall & Oates Yacht Rock. Really? Because Hall & Oates Were from New Jersey. And so literally The Yacht Rock scene Was all of these guys Who were doing All these sessions, You know, That essentially came together. You know, We've talked about Toto Being essentially A bunch of session musicians And then they get together And stuff. And so it's all these guys Out in LA Who everybody played In everybody's albums And stuff like that. But another documentary Were a music podcast, According to Aaron. I don't know If we really are or not, But that's why people tune in. That's why people tune in. So you have to see, And Rob, I know you don't take Anybody's recommendations, Even though you give out A ton of them For watching documentaries, But you have to find A way to watch The Yacht Rock documentary. Will do. Sounds perfect to me. That sounds great. I love a good music, Like not just one band too, But like a good music, Like a spanning type thing.

[18:00]Yeah. Chris Cross, Christopher Cross. Christopher Cross. Going through his, You know, He basically hit a home run In his very first album. He won all the big awards With that one, right? He won all the awards Like 1982. Yeah. And then That was, That hadn't happened In Billie Eilish just broke that In 2020. She was the next one to do it. Man, That new Billie Eilish album, That's been on repeat for me. That's fun stuff. I like that. Yeah, that is good stuff. But he essentially, You know, He made that great album, Which was like Yacht Rock Essentials. And then he was playing In like little, Little rooms after that. Like he just, He couldn't find success after it. So hearing him kind of Go full circle with it, Because now he's back To playing a lot of stuff. But Sailing Basically won everything. So it's just, It's a good, It's a good, It's a good, It's a fun video Of Christopher Cross Performing while wearing An Earl Campbell jersey. And I have a friend Named Chris Campbell And I enjoy sending The Christopher Cross And the Earl Campbell jersey To my friend Chris Campbell. Did you have to explain to him That he's wearing

[19:00]An Earl Campbell jersey And his name is? I'm not sure. I probably did. You don't have to. Oh my gosh. Sounds like some list. It sounds like some list That some people Have been making lately With a tenuous grasp At best. The only other thing I got Is that I went to Wicked Part One today. Oh shit. How was it? It was awesome. But all I could hear, All I heard from the, There was a bunch Of theater nerds there, Clearly. Like, Nobody was singing So it was nice, But the movie is awesome. I've seen the play Three times, Twice in London And once in Minneapolis. And so I've seen it Three times So I know what's going on. I know all the songs, All that stuff. It is awesome. It is long. I'll tell you that. And that's all I got From the theater nerds That were behind me In front of me. Like, One lady behind me Was basically, You know, I knew all the songs. I wish it was a little shorter Because I was just, I was just waiting for them To get to the next song. It's like two hours And 40 minutes, Right, man? It's just for part one. And So there's a part two That'll be out next year. And so you, You are, You're going up To the intermission break.

[20:00]If you've ever been To the play, You're getting up To the intermission break With this, With this movie And then the next one Will be the finishing of it. So I don't know. It seems like It will be too long. It'll probably be Four and a half, Five hours total. And you're going to want To watch the whole thing. You know, Because it is one long story. It's not like a, You know, Part two or anything like, It's not like Indiana Jones And They got a story that ends And then they just Move on with life. So I don't know. It does seem like It's going to be very long And that'll be The biggest complaint. But visually, It's awesome. Music, awesome. Ariana Grande, I don't, I couldn't name one song That she sings. I know she's a very Famous person, But can you name one song She sings right now? You know what? She, I don't know her music, But I've seen her do like The Jimmy Fallon impersonation Where she does Like Celine Dion And all these other, Christina Aguilera And all these other famous singers And she does the impressions. It is wildly good. Like amazing, Amazingly good. Yep, she's unbelievable.

[21:00]Well, I used to listen To Ariana Grande When she was just Ariana Pequeno. She wasn't as big. Which is short for... Yeah, so that's it. It was a lot of music today In our little Thanksgiving break That we had. That we still got going on. So, Rob, rolling, going, How's it going with you? Listen, I fucked up my back today. I don't know if you saw me When I stood up That I was moving slow. We mostly saw your briefs. We didn't see that. We saw other things. Well, I'm wearing a sweatshirt With briefs. It's a weird, It's kind of a strange combo I got going on. Okay? So cold up top, So warm down below. And I am kind of, I have switched now Full-time to briefs, guys. Just to let you know. I don't know what's happened. I think I've just gone Totally old man mode. It's all colored briefs. Is it chafing? Is it fit? I had to buy some For powerlifting meet. And so that's kind of What I've got as underwear now. And I kind of like it. I kind of like it All snugged up like that. I'm kind of like, Do your thighs rub together? Are you okay? No. I feel kind of, I don't know, I feel kind of sexy.

[22:00]I've often wondered, I've often wondered this, Like, Because there's a reason That briefs have been around For so long, right? Like, People end up going back To them or something like that. I just, I could never do it. I don't know if I could do it. Is there any other way To picture your dad's balls Beside in a pair of briefs? You know what I mean? Like, It's such a dad's balls outfit. Everybody's thinks about briefs. They're thinking about Their dad's balls. And I think I've got to Pass that on to my kids. You know what I mean? I'm walking around. I tried to wear some jeans To work in the yard today. And I was like, If I was wearing briefs, This would be terrible Because then you get the denim Rubbing up on there. I don't know, man. I don't know. I need new jeans. Keeping it right and tight. So listen, I fucked up my back today. Deadlifting. Doing what? I was deadlifting. And it was the, But it's not my fault Because I had a previous injury In the morning. Okay. Where I had a hamstring. I had a pulled hamstring From this morning. Oh, Robbie. Robbie. And it was From making love To my best friend. Oh. Got it. Hey, that's great. Sam's in town. I got to not laugh

[23:00]When I say that. Because last week you said That you shouldn't be Jacking off on the weekends. No. So now I am sitting in bed Quietly while my wife sleeps. And at the moment she wakes up, I'm pouncing on her And saying, Hey, We should have sex. And then remembering I haven't brushed my teeth. It's a whole thing. But I did pull a hamstring Pretty bad this morning, Which put me out of sorts For deadlift. And so then I fucked up my back. So I had to text my coach, Who was also my best friend. And I said to her, Listen, My hamstring pull From us making love Earlier today Has really fucked up My deadlift. And the worst, You know, The worst part is Hurting your back As a powerlifter. The worst part is Hearing you say making love To be honest. All of us can't unhear that shit. This is coming from One of the most uncool People in our college. How am I supposed To react to this? Making love. I'm just thinking of kids Listening to this show And what I'm about to say. All right. There are kids. To me, There's a difference Between smooth strokes

[24:00]And deep dicking. You know what I mean? And for a Saturday morning, This was more of a Making love type thing. It was the yacht rock Of sex. Yeah. But no, I have to admit What I was making, She was not buying. Here's the deal. I had just come to the room. I don't want to get into this. Did she call you The candy man? Yeah, Because my breath smelled Like a factory's exhaust pipe. She was not pleased With my breath. I should have got, I should have, Instead of sleeping, Instead of waiting For her to wake up Like a leopard Outside of a warthog den, I should have gotten up And brushed my teeth. That's mistake number one. But now I've hurt my back As a power lifter. And you know what the worst part is? Is when people say, How did you hurt your back? I'm going to say, Well, I was dead lifting Like 500 some pounds. They're going to go, Oh yeah, I knew it. Because people always say to me, Why don't you hurt your back? Why does your back not hurt? Does your back hurt? Your knees hurt? And I'm always like, No, no, no, I'm safe and I'm warming up And I'm, Guys, I fucked too much today And now I've pulled My back power lifting.

[25:00]Yeah, man, Don't let the haters Get to you, right? Tell them you're fucking. Just be like, Hey, Didn't make love so hard Before I did. Does it sound better That's how you got injured? Like my coach told me Not to make love, But then I made love To my coach. We went out to dinner Tonight with somebody And Jenny had to use My phone to text him Because of course, Jenny forgot her phone at home. What? And so I see the text He sent him on my phone And it says, Oh yeah, Rob fucked too hard And he pulled a muscle Which caused him To hurt his back. And I was like, Well, This, It's not funny over text. It's funny over the podcast. Funny-ish. Rolling going here. BYU won, Rosie. Rosie, BYU won. Oh, wow. That's too real. This is great. Aaron, rolling going. How's it going with you? Well, I also, We were talking about Yacht Rock. I have a rock song That I need you to play, Rob. This is, This one's kind of nice. I don't mind this one. This is a song called Prove by One OK Rock And I'm going to just do the mat And let this ride While I talk a little bit.

[26:00]My son, I've never done I'm never sure exactly What's going on With his musical tastes Because he really likes To just pick stuff To piss me off sometimes. Kids love that shit. Yes, But this is one, It's from one of his Beyblade shows That he likes to watch, I think. So this was featured In Beyblade And so he's realized That I do enjoy this one. So it's the one he asks More most frequently. He'll say, Can you play Prove By One OK Rock? And then he asked me, Do you think you're going To play this on your podcast? He was like, Dad, Are you going to cover This one on your podcast? And he said, Will you please play this? My son begged it better. And so, As you guys know, If you could ask for something, You got to do it. So I asked Rob If he'd cue up Prove By One OK Rock, Which is not the worst song That I've had to play In the car Over the last six months or so. Is One OK Rock A real band Or is it like an AI band? I think it's probably An AI band. I'm not really sure. I'm not, There's not a lot Of information about them On the internet. I think it's from, As I said, The Beyblade soundtrack. Oh, It's a Japanese rock band Formed in 2005.

[27:00]Oh, They're a real band. Okay. But I feel even better then. Have you gotten tricked By a couple of AI bands Online, Matt? No, But there's something With the Morning Show And K-Fan around here Where they can't play Like actual songs anymore. Oh, So they're doing AI copies. And so, No, And so people will send in Songs, You know, For them to play Like local music type stuff. So they're not getting anything, You know. That makes sense. But a lot of them are AI. They could, They say that they're AI produced, Or if they're Like parodies of songs About the hosts Or whatever, They do AI stuff. So I'm not getting tricked. Have you heard the AI song About stapling your balls? Have not. Okay. I'm sorry, Aaron's son. Give me a second. Is this the Lyndon B. Johnson one? No chance. He's banned by, What does he say In that phone call To Hager Slacks? Gotta give him A little two inches In the groin Or something, right? What was that AI song? That's a good question, Matt,

[28:00]Though, Because you can't tell. Like, It's definitely Very cookie cutter. Like, This is a rock and roll song. So you can definitely tell. You can definitely Think that might be that. You might think that AI, Oh, Is it only good for teachers Who are writing comments And don't want to do So much work? Okay. Is it really worth, Like, All the water We're burning through? But then you hear a song That's made with AI Like this. It's called I Glued My... What is this? This is I Glued My Balls To My Butthole. I Glued My Butthole again. And this is entirely AI. Yes. It's got 200, 2.7 million views. So it's very famous. That's pretty funny. This is what we should Be using AI for. Yes. To make songs like this. Okay. Now, Just because it's very similar. I mean,

[29:00]It's kind of similar To some songs That some people Are sensitive to. Some people, If they heard what happened To some songs, The founding fathers Would be spinning In their graves. If AI could do this, We could certainly Get a Bane host That could do What Rob does on this, Right? Yeah. I mean, They had to do that. You just need The right prompts. That's something. I also went to the movies. We went to Moana, too, And I... Saw that yesterday. I didn't like the music. They were missing... And you know why You didn't like it. Tell me, Matt. You tell me. I guarantee you know why. I think it's because They didn't have Lin-Manuel Miranda. Right. Wow. You can definitely Tell the difference. Good lord, It doesn't even compare. Right. It's weird how you Can tell the difference. It's kind of like When you're listening To a march And it's not A John Philip Sousa march. You just know it. Right. I mean, That brings the conversation Full circle. Like, real artists Are still real And they make a difference. I fell asleep During Moana, too. Wow. I did, too. I did drink An hour. Really? You were drinking In the theater? Yes. They have a bar At the theater.

[30:00]The theaters have bars now. They got a bar At the theater, yeah. Yeah. I fell asleep For a good 45 minutes, For like the first 45 minutes. Yeah, I took it Straight up, man. I have no idea Why they were trying To pull the island up Or whatever. I know, It was making no sense. Yeah. Yeah, it was very trippy, But also the music, Not good. And then the whatever, I woke up to like The Rock Who had some solo song And it was just not good. Well, it's nowhere near As good as You're Welcome. The Rock is just On an all-time bad roll Right now, isn't he? Like, he cannot, Everything he touches Just turns to Absolute dog shit now. It's crazy. Isn't that part of his charm, Though, is like He makes shitty movies. Like, that's what he does, right? Yeah, but like, But lately it's gotten Really bad. I'm like, I'm a wrestling guy, But he's, Has he ever had Like a big movie Other than like Fast and Furious? I don't know. I've never seen him. Jumanji I haven't seen. I don't think I've ever seen a movie With The Rock in it. Well, you got to see San Andreas. Fast and Furious. I saw that in the theater. I think he's in like some, There's some Christmas, The one that just came out.

[31:00]Yeah, I'm disposed. Red, right? Yeah, Red 1. That's the one my kid wanted to see And I was like, Okay, let's wait a week Because I knew it wasn't Going to be in the theater anymore. Brilliant parenting. He's going to have to turn around Before the 2028 election Or McConaughey is going to be him. How's it rolling going With Russell? Rolling going. Things are good. I went to, Told you guys last week, I went to one Thanksgiving thing And then I had to go to another In the same day. I did two, Two in one day, Two in one day. And it went good And we actually combined Thanksgiving and Christmas. So we got Christmas gifts For my niece and nephews. Oh, nice. This is what happens When you're in sister And sister-in-law start talking Is they're like, Well, it would just be easier. Let's just combine everything in one And give Uncle Russ Like a week notice That this is what we're doing. So you know what this, You know what this means. We're bringing it back. It's that time of year. We're bringing back the sound effect. Wow, Russell, this is great. So eventually we had it. We had a good time, Got my niece and nephew some gifts. I got my, Have you guys seen the Paul Skeens,

[32:00]The baseball card thing? You know what I'm talking about? No, he's like the rookie Of the year pitcher. They've got like a one of one card In tops Chrome update or something Where there's one card Where it's got his autograph And his A piece of his Jersey In the card or whatever. Yeah, but Pittsburgh Pirates Put out a tweet saying, Hey, we would love to, Whoever pulls this card, We would love to bring it Back to Pittsburgh So all our fans can enjoy it. And essentially they, They offered behind home plate tickets, Season tickets for the next 30 years At Pirates games, Like a, a night where you get A rent out like PNC field And do like a softball game With your friends, Meet and greets, jerseys. Like they did all this stuff to say, Hey, whoever pulls this card, We will essentially give you All this stuff for it. And I saw this and I said, It's my brother. I thought my nephews would like it Being they like are in the cards And they thought it was cool. So I went and bought a case of these Cards and then brought out.

[33:00]And I said, if we get them, If we pull the Paul Skeens, We're splitting it. Me and the four nieces and nephews, I included the nieces on that. We're split the winnings. We'll split the prize or whatever. So that went over really well. Did you have a contract drawn up For that Russell? Did you get some? Yes. Sign here real quick. Russell, can I ask you real quick? What does a case of baseball cards? First of all, what does that entail? And I got to ask what the price is ballpark. So these cards are, I don't know. I don't think your kids are into Sports cards too much. No pork Pokemon cards. Non-stop. I can talk about that all day. It was getting them rated And everything now. So I kind of don't want to say What the box costs because if my Sister, she listens to this and if She knows what I spent on that, I'll get yelled at. So I'm just going to not say what It costs. I know Rob will bleep it out. What would you say was compared to Like a backpack? I think there was, if I Remember correctly, this box had

[34:00]24 packs of cards with four cards In a pack. That's the way they come now. Okay. So a hundred cards, four cards In a pack. Yep. That's crazy. That's crazy, right? The box was 300 bucks. I can't even do the math. So that's a great deal. I don't know. Three bucks a card. So, but I just thought it would be Cool to try to see if we could Pull the one that's like the big Thing in cards right now. The one that everyone wants. But we failed miserably. So they didn't open all the cards Together? Yeah, they opened them all. They had a good time. They had fun. We did not get the card, but it Was still fun. But I was going to tell you guys, I made a big mistake. I normally don't do this type of Stuff on the way home. I get home. My mom's about 30, 35 minutes From my house. I get home, go inside, pull out My phone. I've got somebody else's phone. I stole my mom's phone by Accident. Wow. Have you guys ever accidentally Taken somebody else's phone? And left with it? No.

[35:00]I 100% once took my kid's phone And I was walking around with Two phones in my pocket. Yes. What happened, Rob? Well, I had to figure out how to Communicate home. So I like called the computer Over Facebook and just waited Until somebody picked up. And I was like, hey, I have your Phone because I knew she was Like frantically searching for My phone and she has no way to Communicate with me. So I was like, hey Text me on the computer or Whatever. But I had to turn around and Bring her phone. I felt so bad. And yeah, so I get home. I pull out the phone. I'm like, oh, shit. I go this immediately. I'm like, this is not my phone. It's an iPhone. I'm immediately. I don't know why I have this. I obviously picked it up by Mistake. You felt a little cooler, Though, didn't you? Holding that iPhone. You felt a little bit You're a little more pep in Your step because you had an IPhone. Oh, everything works really Well on this phone. It's so crazy. So then I'm looking. I'm thinking, damn, I probably Left mine there. I didn't leave mine there. So it's not even an accident of I took the wrong one. I just took two. I took like you did, Rob.

[36:00]I took my own and my mom's phone. You're the king of the phones, Russell. So immediately I was like, damn. Immediately mom's phone starts Ringing after I notice it. It's my sister. Yeah. My mom had called my sister on Her Apple Watch and said, I can't Find my phone. What a mom. You know what happened to my Phone? So I immediately tell my sister, Yeah, I picked it up by accident. I'm going to bring it back to her. I'll call her if she's calling You on the iPhone. The Apple Watch, she'll pick up If I call or text or she'll see It, right? Russell, is your mom rocking an Apple Watch with a cellular plan? Is she getting the full on like Super? I think she can get calls and Texts and stuff like that. Or is she on Wi-Fi or does she Have the cellular? You have the cellular, man? Yeah. You guys told me I should get it. I asked you for your advice. What? You guys have cellular? My God, you guys are ballers. I would never in a million years. When you go out running or you Go on a bike ride, you don't Need to bring your phone. You just got your watch. Rob, you said to me, I don't have it and Sometimes I wish I did. And I was like, so.

[37:00]My God, I'm past Rob. Finally helping somebody. It's not me. So I call my mom's phone and We don't pick it up. We don't pick the phone up Thinking it'll ring to her watch. She'll pick it up. Doesn't pick it up. Then I'm like, my mom still has A home phone. I don't know if you're- No. Your mom have a home phone, Rob, Or not? My parents got rid of theirs Years ago. All they were getting were Annoying calls. So my mom still has one, but She doesn't have a home phone. She doesn't pick it up. So she has it. It rings. She won't pick it up if it rings Because she knows it's like a Sales caller, Oh, good. Such a good bit. So I called the home phone a few Times thinking, well, she called My sister. Now someone's calling the home Phone. She doesn't pick it up. Uh-oh. Russell, how far of a drive is This? Oh, probably 35 minutes. Oh, that's just long enough to be Annoying. Right. Yes, just long enough to be Annoying. But you got to bring it back Immediately. So eventually I bring it back.

[38:00]I bring it in. She's there. I picked it up by accident. And I say, don't you have that Apple Watch that you called my Sister on? And she goes, yes. I called her on. I go I called it. Did it ring? And I was going to tell you I Picked up the phone. And she goes, yeah, I don't Really know. I must not have gotten it in Time. And I was like, wait, does that Mean you didn't get it in time Or does that mean you don't know How to answer on the Apple Watch? So we had some confusion with My mom about why she was not Picking up calls on the watch or The phone. Russell, did you use the F word At all in this conversation? The F word we talked about last Week? What are you talking about, Aaron? Because I remember Russell Swearing in front of his mom was Like a revelation for me. Like in like freshman year of College, we go to Russell's mom's House to watch some wrestling and She's like, I don't know, made us Some food. It was super nice. But he would just like use the Swear words in conversation with His mom. Really? I felt like I was not there Yet with my parents. And it just blew my mind. That's badass.

[39:00]We're adults now. This is it. Matt, are your kids swearing in Front of you yet? No. Mine does. Mine slip up every once in a While and they'll swear. They'll be talking casually and Swear and they catch themselves. They do the thing. I'll be like, Eddie, get off. Get off your iPad or whatever. It'll be like, you get off. You know, it was just like Good stuff. And I'll just I'll do The old look at it. I'm just kidding. I'm just I'm sorry. I'm just like it's Like he says it to his friends All the time or something. Yeah. So that's about that's about as Close as we get to the back Talk. Now, Russell, at any point. And now, Russell, you don't own An Apple watch, right? No. You probably have some weird, Weird ass watch. But here's the thing. It's a weird Android watch. Like, hey, Rob, I ain't got the Time for that shit. OK, we know you don't. He's an analog man. He's buying backpacks. You seem like a guy that might Have like a nice. He's probably got a stainless Steel. No, I told you guys I don't Have luxury items. I bought the luxury. Backpack. That's all I've got. First of all, as a person who

[40:00]Has an Apple watch, Russell Answering a phone call on the Apple watch is one of the Easiest things you could Possibly do. Your ass got ignored. There is a huge green button That it takes up half the screen And you just tap it is the most Obvious thing how to pick up a Call. She ignored you like taps your Wrist. So it's calling. Yeah it's calling. Russell, I got screed. Now, Russell, I would recommend If she if your mom calls you Again and ask for something, you Should do what I do now to my Girls when they call and Ask for money during the work Day. So I'm sitting at my desk at Work and they'll call and they'll Be like, I need ten dollars. And I say, beg. And they go, what? And I go, beg me for money. And they go, please, can I have Some money? Please, please. I go, OK, I'll send you ten Dollars. Well, I did that the other day And a co-worker was in front of Me. Oh, and I just go beg and they Turn and go, what? No. And I was like, what are you? And then I just say, no, I'm Telling my kids, beg. She's like, what the hell are you Doing? It's not bad. But it was I did say, I said, Well, it's good that you said no Right away, because I think if

[41:00]Somebody said to me, beg, I'd be Like, please, I just start Begging. I wouldn't care. I'd be like, whatever makes you Happy. Russell, did you try to text Message your mom? Did she get text messages? I did. I also text. We text message. We called. We tried every possible solution Of calling and not picking up, Calling the whole phone, texting Every one of them. What is this focus mode my mom Has on her phone called ignore Russell? So weird. Probably be warranted. He's always calling me about Sons of Anarchy. Oh, all right. Let's let's get into the album. Nobody's favorite part of the Show. Aaron, you want to hear about the Album? Is this a music podcast? Beg. Beg me. You kind of like that, don't you? I'm telling you, tell your kids To beg. And it's you'll see how depraved They are, how much they want Money. Oh, my. My son doesn't understand money At all. At all. Yeah, it's not coming. It's not coming for him at all. Neither do my kids.

[42:00]Like we're going to give you an Allowance. But only if you ask me for more Money, I'll always give it to you As well. So don't worry about that. I'll give you my allowance next Time. Yeah. Dad, what if I told you I could Double your allowance? You just need to give me a hundred Dollars right now and I can invest It. I'm like, that sounds great. Listen, we're talking about maybe Definitely by Oasis. This is Oasis's debut album. Basically, they took three times Recorded and they recorded the Whole thing three times. Each time they said we hate this And eventually like Noel Gallagher Is producing it like they're Stepping in. I want to show you guys the wave Files for this. Look at this. Now, first of all, here's like Elliot Smith. You see how the wave files get big And small. Remember before I talked about the Loudness wars of like the 90s. Look at definitely maybe Look at the look at those sound Waves. I was reading about this today, Too. It's super interesting, isn't it? Every single one of them is Cranked up. There is no quiet part to this

[43:00]Album. This is one of the loudest albums Of all time. And if you think about it, it Makes sense, right? Because one thing about this Album is these guys are fucking Rock stars. This is their debut album. They are fucking rock stars from The go from the very first song In this album. They are a rock group and they Are ready to rock out. OK, and now I hate this album Because I was listening to it Today when I hurt my back. OK, so it put me in a very Bad mood. But immediately this comes out Huge hit goes to number one in The UK becomes the fastest Selling debut album in British History. OK, which I think now has been Passed by shit. We call it once a Dale Adele. Yeah. And then it basically comes out During grunge. It's way more positive. This along with blur suede pulp Is starting Britpop. And what I thought was Interesting is in they also Credit this with post Britpop Songs, Britpop indie like Cold Plain Radiohead and the Verve All kind of and it all starts With Oasis just starting this

[44:00]Huge rock movement in Britain. So let's get into The engineer. The engineer is the guy who Claimed to like start all it's Called brick walling is the way They mix this right with The really high volume. Did you read it at all about That? I read it before we did. I did about an episode before I Can't remember. Was it Oasis where I talked About it? But I mean, it's crazy to me how Loud this album is. Tell me about brick walling, Russell. No, it's just, I don't need to go Into too much detail. It's just focusing on like, I don't know enough, but I think It really became popular like in The early 90s with CDs, right? Yeah, yeah. And eventually they had to like Limit, like when I put out this Podcast, I put it to 15 luffs. I've got the whole thing set to Different luffs. That's like the loudest scale Because that's what they'll Release podcasts at. They had to standardize it because Everybody just made their music Louder because people were like, Oh, this is better. This is better music. They just put it as loud as they Can without it being distorted, Right?

[45:00]Yeah, exactly. That's what Rob was doing when he Pulled his hamstring. He was making luffs. Luffs. He was making luffs. I didn't do a list on this, but Here were some of the other bands I saw that also kind of do this Brick walling. Red Hot Chili Peppers on Californication. So if you've got these albums in Your headphones and you just put It on, it's going to blare and You're going to have to turn it Way down, right? Yeah. That was one. The one that I read that was the Loudest was Metallica Death Magnetic. Cyanide, like those songs. Supposedly, there's a study of This that had that as the loudest Album ever. When was that recorded? I don't know that at all. I think early 2000s. That was kind of what I consider Their golden age. Before or after St. Edgar Road? It's way before. I was so confident, though. 2008. A couple other ones. Green Day, also very loud albums. Audio Slave Mad. I don't know if you're an audio Slave guy or not. Big time, yeah. But I think Rick Rubin worked with

[46:00]Audio Slave and Rick Rubin gets Berated by a lot of people who Don't like this loud war because Rick Rubin was a big part of that For a lot of these bands. I bet. Taylor Swift, 1989. People complain about the 1989 Album that you get through like Four or five songs and it's Everything is too loud. Yeah, it's crazy. And then another one, Rob, you'll Have to pull this up. This goes out to Barry from Burnsville. This is the Gopher. Football song that they play with After touchdowns where they're Going to do the kickoff. It's Purple Lamborghini by Skrillex. Oh, Purple Lamborghini. It is loud as shit. This is what they play. Rick Ross. Skrillex. Yes. I mean, this is not even, this is Loud. There's just no quiet parts. Like if you turn this up, If you listen to headphones and You crank it up, it's, it's just Blaring. You can hear like all the Rattling and everything. Yeah. I mean, it sounds like there's

[47:00]Parts where he's not talking, but If you really listen, there is no Quiet parts. It's all loud. This is very interesting. I got to admit. Iggy and the Stooges. They were talking about the Remaster of that. Was it Power? What was the Iggy and the Stooges One we did? Raw Power or something like that? Yeah, something like that. Yeah, that one was one kind of Did that brick walling too. So I was reading about that Today. I thought it was really Interesting. Our most downloaded episode, by The way. By the way, did you guys see that Samsung? I sent you that Samsung podcast Is shuttering their doors. We're fucked. We're fucked. They still were getting like 50% Of our downloads. I might have to give all that All that income. All that income is out the door. Dang it. All right. Rock and roll star. For those people that don't know At some point we found out about Samsung podcast, right? Yeah. And our, our listeners Went through the roof for like a Week and it turned out we were

[48:00]Listed as like the 12th best Music podcast. I've had to Rob quit his job. He thought we were made. Kiss his ass. Well, what I thought happened is That somebody at my school found Out about the podcast. And of course, in my mind, that Would cause everyone to download It. They have to listen to it. Right. You got it right away. What really happened was that Everybody at his school found out About the podcast, but nobody Downloaded it. Turns out nobody's, nobody's Thinking about their teachers on The weekend. That's so weird. He says, no, Gallagher says, I pretty much summed up everything I wanted to say in rock and roll Star live forever and cigarettes And alcohol. Everything after that has just Been repeats. But listen to this. This is a fucking rock band. But Russell, this song, this is The second single shaker maker. Does this suffer Russell from the No hits? Issue oh no i think is it live forever it's the third song forever

[49:00]All right let's get right into thriller forever then You know i think a lot of these songs are bigger in britain than they were in the u.s i know some Of them are still huge here but am i right on that like i was reading like there's all these Lists that have this album as like one of the like the number one album ever they just got Like this song is the best british song ever like above wonderwall and champagne supernova like I think this album is bigger in britain than it is here oh for sure and that you know What's the story morning glory took off in this in the states and then everybody kind of learned About this one thinking if this was the second album at least that's what happened to me when i Was 15 16 or whatever you know it realized oh wait this came out before that so yeah This is a this is a commercial hit yeah up in the sky i just was never big i talked

[50:00]About it last time but i was just never a big oasis guy i never listened to much oasis hello Yeah i never had an oasis cd i don't think oh i had both of these and played the hell out of This and what's the story morning glory so what do you like so much about oasis man I figured out you know if you listen just i think it's that noise guitar in the background i don't Know how to describe it but if you listen to like smashing pumpkins pull up cherub rock by smashing Pumpkins i mean i guess i'm guaranteed that's like a you know go halfway through or whatever Let up any time for matt you know like it's a guarantee that's got some rickwalling or whatever To it as well you know just that loud it's just the constant no i don't know what i i like that Constant noise for some reason that deep guitar that's not really like is it actually playing Something or is it just a bunch of noise i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know Distortion i don't know you know is that easy to play is like the rhythm guitar i don't know You know there's a lot of pearl jam stuff like that so this oasis album it kind of fits in with

[51:00]That whole thing just the noise and pretty good singer pretty good lyrics i don't know that's what I like about it love it columbia this was named after a hotel they stayed in where they did a lot Of acid right i i think it's too late for me to say that i don't know i don't know i don't know Me to get into acid if we ain't talking about this we were talking about mushrooms i think you Can microdose those right i asked that i'm not sure i can handle all right there's a mushroom Church in oklahoma i was supposed to go check that out that's i'm not bringing them across State lines though aaron what are you talking about i have no idea what you're talking about State lines is probably fine i just wouldn't bring them into mexico Yeah we all know aaron's a big states rights guys we get it Super states hey you guys there's a song oh mookie supersonic First you didn't play for the trailblazers you idiots oh it's deadlift shrimp

[52:00]Funniest supersonic you could have picked aaron thank you nice one better than frank burkowski Oh benjamin daniel percy hawkins slick watts this song There's a go ahead let's just say there's a little bit of everything melding together right Crap i mean like for the people that don't really like all these starts you just sound like the same Thing to you of course you know that's the that's the one thing i'll say and you know they the songs That weren't like the radio hits or the ones that you really identify with you're like yeah this is Just another i think too pretty close to everything i think i got caught up in the gallagher gossip Where there are such pricks and then for some reason i maybe not like them Actually reality i'm like yeah fuck yeah you're a rock and roll star you should be fighting your Brother who's also the band that rules that's what rock and roll is you know what i mean

[53:00]Not just about making ai songs about gluing your nuts to your butthole Really it seems like to me and i i don't know how deep you got into it you know liam's The one the lead singer is kind of the one who's much more of a prick if you will or I don't even know it's a prick he's much more eccentric and he's kind of the one that just Flies by just does his own thing he's not going to bend anybody and you know or no the noel kind Of tried to get him back together a little bit and it just doesn't work i guess so see but again Is there a new tour still is this still going yeah it's still going but everybody that's the Big joke about you know this is the first everybody's gonna buy that insurance on this On this ticket right It's too far in the future right see and then i say like oh maybe i don't hate Him and then they come out and say oh this song was a tribute to the stooges and Punk rock i'm kind of like i wish you wouldn't say stuff like that's gross cigarettes

[54:00]And alcohol I did love the this sounds like the stooges i did love the long rhymes on this one i appreciated Those long rhymes you said yeah he's got some more rhymes on this album Where you're like oh it's a fun stretch i like it yeah it's up your alley boy cigarettes and Alcohol what does that make me think of megan oh here in espn as iowa state with the 55 Chance of winning the big 12 championship over arizona state just saying that would be something We gotta bet it digsies diner now this is when i texted you guys i think after i'd hurt my back I refuse To like a album that has a song called digsies diner it just seems a whole album just for this Song i mean is there a more british song name than digsies diner like do you hate the british

[55:00]As others say have a taste of me knox do i hate the british is there somebody who's gonna get mad If i just say yes at that there's a lady there's a lady it was a mom in law school who looks so Much like elizabeth holmes and i get so mad every time i see her and it's done Give aaron elizabeth holmes the author so many thoughts please our fans we need to Spam her give aaron a free book now i bet she said mr moses an autographed book but she would do oh My god you know she would oh yeah mr moses do us a favor wait what am i bleeping again i'm not Bleeping it wait ross i think we're safe now ross deep down At this point text this woman who i'm sure found you attractive in college get aaron a free book You have the power of your hotness i'll pay for the book i just wanted it signed he wants it free

[56:00]And he wants it now first class shipping slide away this was paul mccartney's favorite oasis song So they say But he also wrote so what are you gonna do I like that song so i thought For a long time about this last song and i was like i cannot think of a joke i'm gonna make Because again you know i married with children is what the song is called it turns out guess What the song is about the show married with children yes it literally is about it they Enjoyed the show and they wrote a song about it he said it reminded him of him and his girlfriend Like the back and forth and all that stuff great show great that's great It blew my mind because i'm watching this i'm like 14 years old 12 13 14 years old

[57:00]When he would not have sex with his wife who i found incredibly attractive you'll never guess why I found her so hot i found peg bundy unbelievably attractive and he'd be like i'm not gonna have Sex with her i could not understand What was going on it blew my mind did you guys feel the same way i don't know if i watched it That close wait what he didn't have sex with her i didn't i didn't know oh my god that was always His thing is he they would say oh you want to have sex he's like i'm not gonna have sex with you He was like not having sex that you always wanted selling women's shoes remember the al bunny thing Like his thing was he would sit down with like his hand in the front of his dress pants like oh Is that just like giving yourself a little bit of room in the pants or why is he doing that I mean he's not like he's not fondling himself i guess my wife could call it and contradict but i Don't i don't think i've ever said no unless i'm sick i mean that'd be the only and even then i'd Be like well if you don't mind getting what i got i i that's the thing i just couldn't imagine saying

[58:00]No yeah and that's crazy you know what i do say sometimes though beg Have you have i broken your guys's brain is that what's happened you guys have had your brains Broken by me What do i say and two of you say beg oh my god you did it success that's crazy Oh my gosh we're only we've only been recording for an hour you know what i should do it's a Five should i move the parades list to this album it makes just as much sense We could do that i think that's gonna work just fine listen okay we are talking about oasis Okay we are talking about oasis again no wonder wall no no songs about portland trailblazers On this one i don't even know if that was this episode but what do we think on the rating system We don't care about the album we care about the list this was at 217 is that where it belongs

[59:00]Is this a rolling well tone it's perfect at 217 is this a rolling groan oh my god That's why i switched those sound things i was wondering why did i have the roll Because it was next to this grown era i had my sounds mixed up Did your groans my groans should be here and here can't mix up your groans dude That would mean it should be lower on the list it should not be 217 it should be higher Number which of course would be lower on the list that we're going to do later Just remember the double l's of a good podcast lower numbers later Which is not what we're doing we're doing higher numbers different from the double f's of last week Double don't a hey all you parents out there don't talk about the double s with your kids Okay double s russ he's sick of what a different thing listen or is this a rolling

[1:00:00]Boned it should have been way higher on the list okay this is the first oasis album This should be the best first is best That's how the olympics work why not the albums think about it all right what do you think Aaron rolling well toned rolling bone or rolling the guys these doubles i'm telling you we run out Of gas so fast during these doubles i it's hard to it's hard to think about oasis without Thinking of the beatles and i i sort of had a hard time i don't know why i started thinking about Like okay we've had enough beatles albums for sure but i on the subject of soundtrack Like i kind of want to hear magical mystery tour before we hear another oasis album i don't know Maybe that's odd so i'm gonna give it a rolling groan because i i just can't disentangle those Two bands in our life but i respect anybody who likes this one and i think it's good music so

[1:01:00]That's my that's my take i mean you do get where he was coming from When you just hear that over and over it would if you were john lennon you would walk out as well Russell what do you think rolling well toned rolling bone or rolling grow i mean oasis is not Writing oh bloody oh blah dah right i mean isn't that what oasis got in trouble for they said they Were bigger than the beatles i don't think so they got in trouble for other stuff pretty mild Though right just like trashing hotel rooms i guess i don't know i think they said something Like that by the power of mathematics that would make them bigger than jesus so because that's what The beatles well slug city wanted to be bigger than the beatles i don't know i don't know i don't know Bigger than the beatles and bigger than wrestling bigger than jesus bigger than breast implants Who said that out from atmosphere Yeah it was his own i love it russell what do you think rolling well toned rolling bone or Rolling grown you know what the last time we talked about it was that what was the third Song matt the one hit on this one live forever so that was the one commercial hit

[1:02:00]Maybe it's just the other one had all those it had like three or four I thought bigger hits and so to me maybe it's unfair i feel like i've done this in a few albums Recently when the one doesn't quite live up to the other one we've already done i feel like I penalize it a little more so for me i think i only needed one oasis on the list the first one Was awesome i'll go back to that one i probably won't choose to go back and pick this one as a Follow-up so i enjoyed the music i think it's good i think there's a time and place for it I'm gonna say it's a little rolling wrong i'm gonna say it's a little too high Yeah air man what is that not related What do you think rolling well toned rolling bone or rolling grown i think this is rolling grown if You look at what is coming up next and i'm just going to lead some artists we got tlc Crosby stills nash and young got some young in there rage against the machine rage against

[1:03:00]The machine wow dixie chicks fly wilco yankee hotel foxtrot derrick the dominoes little Richard dale soul patsy clinton and i'm just gonna leave some artists we got tlc prosby stills Klein rihanna some coltrane metallica the black elm things like that like we're just we're We're getting to some great albums again you know last week and then this week i just don't Understand why these are on the list right here and i get that it was an influential album You know as being like the first kind of maybe cool brit pop group if you will rock brit pop However you want to say it but it this does nothing compared to the rest of the album I'm just gonna leave it at that i'm just gonna leave it at that i'm just gonna leave it at that What's the story of morning glory stuck in a bit so yeah i'm telling you either or Definitely maybe this is a joke for the list writers they think our lives are a joke they Were not thinking of us they were not thinking of us yeah so i think it's rolling grown i mean There's just too many other albums that should be above this one unfortunately you guys are

[1:04:00]Incorrect shit all right this gets a rolling sensei Shown don't say shown don't say shown this band sounds like professional rockers on their debut Guys this is their first album think about that is crazy this sounds like a band that's been Touring and putting on stadiums for a long time like it's a crazy song for a big album it's Confidence and it's why we're never going to be a big podcast we're humiliated by our own creative Endeavors that's fine i'm sure next up it's a band that most of us now associate With when it was getting hot in the basement and you heard strange noises coming from down there It's because left eye was trying to burn down your house you're andre rising look out get out of there It's tlc with crazy sexy cool here you go russell associated with some pajamas Bender ella please yeah wait no that's

[1:05:00]I was trying to think of the latest video No I've got the Talking about another band that i jerked into a lot That might shock you holy cow You guys look pretty tired probably want me to play this song clip don't you Well we're gonna have to beg for it oh yeah i want to just one of you beg me come on Man come on baby i can't rob i beg you Please don't make us do this podcast Oh aaron's kid was like dad are you gonna play that song on the podcast and you know what my Kid said to me today this is so weird dad isn't it time for another waterbed corner And she's right let's take time real quick we're gonna go to craigslist

[1:06:00]We're gonna look up what's going on with waterbeds Rob saw this was done in an hour and eight he's like i'm not this is like when you this is for the For the business people out there when you have a budget you always spend up to what You've been budgeted because if you don't spend it they're gonna take that money away from You if rob doesn't go up to like an hour and a half we're gonna only let him do 108 going forward Use it or lose it now do you guys think waterbed is one or two words and have we ever had this Conversation before i think it's one all right let's see we got a free soft-sided waterbed it's In eden prairie i'm doing a minnesota search guys do you want to go pick up a soft-sided waterbed Soft-sided what is this picture even hard-sided waterbed well they would have to be hard side Otherwise it's just going to roll off the bed frame here and it's a it's a big balloon Let's see we got a waterbed headboard here we go queen size waterbed frame

[1:07:00]There's a lot of waterbeds in two harbors what's going on up north do they have so many waterbeds All right guys come on we got to find a waterbed bit otherwise we can't go home Okay we're going bit this is a bit rewind we're doing a good waterbed bit You know who could never have a waterbed who's that brutus the barber beefcake those big Years Then he tried to kiss my mom i think that's Unreal Related to the wrestling