Rihanna: Anti (2016)

[00:00]you really need the whole nbc intro for it i was gonna say i was gonna edit that out but now i can't

[00:09]in 2020 more friends decide to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums decided we're

[00:14]the one stone magazine this resulted in text change see i gotta do it fast before they start

[00:18]talking about night rider because they're explaining what kid did rob's even annoyed

[00:22]when the recording interrupts if you're looking i just don't and kid is voiced by mr feeney

[00:27]that's true you should be talking right now michael michael i'll suck you off if you want

[00:33]me to i'm that kind of car you paid extra with the purple lights just please don't scratch me

[00:40]this resulted in text chain that celebrated the music excoriated the order and led us to

[00:48]make this podcast we are far from experts we promise to do almost no research all opinions

[00:52]are our own unless you disagree please sit back and enjoy beck did it better

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[00:57]we are all the way up to album 230 hey speaking of which the other day was national dentist day

[01:03]my sister called me my sister called me and told me 230 and from 2016 we have rihanna more like

[01:10]more like tooths are dirty tell me about it my dentist is like you didn't get this taken out i

[01:14]was like yeah i know and she's like oh it's no big deal i was like oh my god you're like nice to me

[01:18]it's great you decide not to get your wisdom teeth out rob i'm gonna get it loud at the end

[01:22]of the school year you're such a simp all right well they told me i should and i obey what they

[01:26]say

[01:27]okay i'm you know what i am not like uh rage against the machine when i go to the dentist

[01:32]all right i'm here to do what you tell me i will do what you tell me because you are an expert in

[01:38]my dental health and actually i think dentists should be respected more than they are okay i'm

[01:41]just gonna say that especially on this show yeah and i didn't get a call about that either uh we

[01:46]are all the way i'm gonna go bulls on parade on this fluoride oh low ride uh she rihanna also did

[01:56]an album with a tiny paul rudd and it was called anti-manty

[01:59]let's get to the radio let's very quickly get a good try that's the worst thing you can say

[02:07]that's the worst thing god dang that was rough i'm not hanging out with my family on a friday

[02:13]night because i'm here writing anti-manty hey aaron rob rob um you may have to make an apology

[02:19]to rob next week after that for for putting them down like that sick burn i just try oh my that's

[02:26]gonna give me a that's gonna give me a bonario you're in an apology for aaron let's go right to

[02:30]the radio let's turn on k-rob ks let's hear it a nice comic got a little real 69.9 let's check it

[02:37]out what's up everybody welcome to k-rob k-r-o-b today we're celebrating one man who's got it all

[02:45]figured out oh yeah work work work work work aaron never seems to work work work work he gets

[02:54]out looks alert alert alert

[02:56]on zoom he wears nothing but a shirt shirt shirt shirt mostly thinking what's for lunch lunch lunch

[03:01]lunch lunch it works from 12 to about one one one one one i always want to be like him seems he's

[03:08]always on vacation only has a few meetings needs to look busy on teams aaron never works a night

[03:17]shift works until about 9 15 ish denies everyone their vacations he's working less in the united

[03:24]nations

[03:26]doesn't do much for his corporation stuck in the middle of administration gets up 11 to do a

[03:33]check-in because his commute is 30 seconds all the time where he's not working makes him a much

[03:40]better dad he's at home looking at his screen yelling his kid to stay off the grass seed

[03:46]work work work work aaron hates work work work work work work when you want to hear about the

[03:54]greatest album when you hear that you realize it's anybody can sing these songs they sound just as good

[03:59]aaron please that's nothing i was right i wrote comments for like 60 kids yeah aaron are you like

[04:10]a bell curve grader like one person has to get an a and one person has her has to get an f and

[04:15]everyone else gets a c or what no i'm a pretty easy grader in fact this year i was an extra easy

[04:20]grader i you know who you know who was a bell curve grader was the beast dan the beast severed

[04:27]versus panty dropper now oh let's get into it we're all the way up oh like bell and oh like

[04:37]230 i get it okay and i've got three guys here who don't know if they could fuck your white horse and

[04:42]a carriage whoa uh-oh aaron just put in the text in the text box does the carriage have a foot man

[04:49]no it's not that kind of footman with a carriage aaron that's not what we're thinking about i

[04:53]didn't know that i didn't understand i've got uh man in minneapolis man how are you doing i mean

[04:59]who am i to hold your past against you rob aaron's the one guy who'd want the carriage to turn into

[05:04]a pumpkin again so he could bang it hey aaron has sex with pumpkins that's the new thing we're

[05:08]starting sex with a pumpkin okay that sounds like something that somebody would say they've

[05:12]had sex with a pumpkin russell in minneapolis russell how are you doing guys uh rob i i've

[05:19]i bet your cardiologist will never make you cry because the scars on your heart they are still

[05:23]mine oh oh sweetie somebody smashed our pumpkin in her front yard yeah that's it and i've got aaron

[05:30]out in california now aaron we're all listening i know and i wish you weren't for this one

[05:40]aaron thought 7-11 was just called minus four

[05:43]that's not the first 7-11 joke you've done i don't think i think i might have done this one before

[05:50]it was pretty deep down on my list you like picked up a book when he bought one of those pizzas

[05:54]from there once look there's some really great quotables on this i'm like there's great bars and

[05:59]i i wanted to say let me put glitter all over your shit but i've always wanted to say out loud

[06:05]you took my heart on your sleeve for dick variation oh let's talk about hey can i just say this i have

[06:12]attempted lately at the 7-11s here in new york pre-weight loss medication to grab those little

[06:18]tornados you know what i mean where it's like deep fried meat yeah okay because number one i love

[06:23]having diarrhea that's number one but i just sometimes i'm i'm jonesing for one of those just

[06:29]trash i just want to eat it and you know what stops me every time in new york just like the

[06:33]deodorant which by the way i'm running out of i'm panicking it's not behind the walk is it

[06:37]you have to ask a guy to grab the tornado for you and i cannot do

[06:42]that you cannot sell any i cannot look at another human being and say hey can you grab one of those

[06:46]tornados actually you know what is it three for two dollars i'll take three yeah you know i'm

[06:51]gonna take three and i and i haven't had any soup doublings today we're gonna do two orders of the

[06:56]three so six six total six or four yeah the more you buy the more you say i got a text from my

[07:03]daughter we're actually doing three orders of six so all of them i'm gonna take a lot are you sure

[07:12]it's also true for the hot dogs i think i think i have to have the workers grab a hot dog for me if

[07:17]i want one i can tell you the number of gas station hot dogs i've had new york is way down

[07:21]from minnesota because minnesota i can at least the only shame i had was bringing it to the counter

[07:25]you ever had to shame at a holiday station you ever had shame at a quick trip i have

[07:29]oh yeah i've approached that with more cookies than you should buy at a gas station but they're

[07:37]on sale they're the next day cookies they're wrapped in the threes you guys know what i'm

[07:40]talking about rob you know what my shame is we talked about it a lot but i'm not talking about

[07:42]gatorade last week and my favorite is the red zero my shame is like if i would ever go to a

[07:47]gas station and buy a bunch of junk and then i get the gatorade zero like oh yeah the carbs in

[07:52]that last gatorade we're really gonna make a difference weren't they yeah i didn't even know

[07:56]they still sold runts you know what i mean northern minnesota every gas station has the

[08:02]biggest box of runts you've ever seen in your life and you know what i'll buy that shit once

[08:06]a summer i'll be like i'll be like i love you know it's the banana russell you know that i'm a banana

[08:12]guy the only kind i love the orange the heart there's a green thing excuse me a green thing

[08:18]it's a lime russell bananas matt said it's a lime yeah now that's what it is every every yeah and

[08:25]every time i eat one of those boxes of runs i get so sick and my mouth gets so many canker sores like

[08:30]i'm seven again and then i'm just like what am i doing with my life now let's get to the voicemail

[08:37]oh hey we can't talk about gas station food anymore anymore

[08:42]the freaks leave me alone have you guys ever used and speaking of gas station have you ever

[08:49]made a shake in there or you've attempted by that shake making machine do you guys know what i'm

[08:52]talking about there's a shake maker at the gas station yeah they all have shake making machines

[08:56]now i gotta try one of those all right here we go hey guys calling back into report despite missing

[09:04]the football playoffs we did reschedule the candlelight hip-hop concert oh okay by fear of

[09:10]and it was a blast people

[09:11]they had four string orchestra plus drums they played hip-hop songs from our collective era

[09:21]yes and it was amazing time i would highly recommend it was at the southern theater

[09:25]which is just a 35w and washington kind of across

[09:30]there was a bed on the line for rod to eat salmon skin but i'm also kind of asking

[09:41]do not do that thank you all the content this podcast has produced that would be the most

[09:47]disgusting thing oh man well i don't know about that but listen okay first of all fuck now i gotta

[09:54]eat that salmon skin i gotta do it i said i would i can't believe it second of all go somewhere where

[09:59]it's prepared correctly don't try this at home go out treat yourself to a nice place let's do it at

[10:05]home go to a nice place and then eat the skin god that feels backwards to me i can't do it i got a

[10:10]question i was thinking about this salmon skin thing some more okay if you go to like a regular

[10:15]store you're not going to like a fresh fish market like aaron probably buys all his stuff

[10:19]you're just going to like a regular grocery store most fish does not come with the skin on it

[10:24]why does salmon come with the skin on and the other fish does not because below the skin is

[10:30]the gray stuff and nobody would buy salmon if you saw that gray stuff nobody would buy that

[10:34]it looks putrid i think because it tastes better and you're supposed to eat that shit yeah

[10:40]russell oh my god oh russell i mean they sell a styrofoam with it too we're eating that too like

[10:46]it's a part or eating apple cores because they come with apples it makes we're not eating its

[10:51]skin rob you you went to a fancy restaurant a while back when you go to a fancy restaurant

[10:56]what they put on the plate should be edible that is part of that they should not be putting stuff

[11:01]on the plate that's not edible it's edible that's what you should be eating like if you went to

[11:05]and they served you like fish i would be embarrassed would you leave the skin on the

[11:11]plate i would be embarrassed if you did that and i just say this a week ago i complained nobody

[11:16]talked about our podcast and then i remember that two weeks ago the salmon skin debate blew up the

[11:21]text chain everybody was we've gotten more feedback on the salmon skin than anything

[11:26]else we've ever talked about ever people have strong feelings about salmon skin i just cannot

[11:31]imagine that you eat it it's just so disgusting we did we did also get feedback on the salmon skin

[11:35]the candlelight concert from our caller that was cool that he went to one of those i know brian from

[11:40]woodbury went to one a while back but people get a saint paul people got to check these out uh our

[11:45]caller said he had a great time and actually i had a little inside scoop that may he may be going to

[11:50]one of these because he actually texted me after he heard i had a bad run in it we had a fever up

[11:54]event where they had canceled our show or whatever and he was like we should give me a heads up but

[11:58]one of the things he asked and i thought this was interesting he may have been joking i don't know

[12:02]but he his wife had given him the impression

[12:05]that this was like you have to dress up for this type of thing and i think he was worried like is

[12:10]this like a dress-up thing or not and i said no it's pretty casual you can go whatever you would

[12:14]wear on like a night out with your wife you're you're good like that you don't have to dress up

[12:17]too much or anything oh it looks like someone's coming as a construction worker yeah he pulled

[12:22]out his he pulled out his packer polo shirt i'm gonna guess that this was like his his wife just

[12:27]wanted to see him dress up next she was like oh yeah i think she was trying to she was trying to

[12:35]dress up next she was trying to dress up next she was trying to dress up next she was trying to

[12:36]we're going to the finest of dates but him and i he saw the same i went back and looked at the

[12:42]the lineup of songs we saw the same songs if people are local get a chance to see the hip-hop

[12:47]by candlelight he is exactly right it is all songs within our wheelhouse from like it starts with

[12:53]coolio i'll see you or it's what's the coolio with the the strings is it i'll see you what's

[12:58]that one paradise gangster's paradise yeah like it starts with that and it goes all through and

[13:03]it gives you i think it gives you a kendrick and a drake song so like they kind of give you the

[13:07]the war back and forth too so aaron you know what the closer was y'all ready for this

[13:12]i mean this is a jam and i actually had to go when i started playing football in high school

[13:23]i had to go to the nurse because i had jock jams

[13:25]i had terrible jock jams unfortunate little medicated powder i could see

[13:33]rob like i go to the nurse a lot guy when he was in school you strike me as someone that would

[13:38]maybe do it like once every two weeks that's the most fucked up thing you could say that is so

[13:42]insulting you look like i go to the nurse guy you kind of do yeah you strike me it's like oh i don't

[13:48]really feel good today i gotta get out of this somehow sometimes my tummy would hurt

[13:52]okay so what am i supposed to do does it have anything to do with this math test what no

[13:58]so you're not gonna eat the salmon skin no absolutely not i will rather

[14:02]order a tornado at 7-eleven here in new york i'll let you off the hook of the bed if i see

[14:08]a picture of you eating the tornado in the next two weeks oh i can't do that either i'd rather

[14:12]do the same it's good i want to see a picture of the of the person handing the tornado to rob

[14:17]can you imagine it would be like it's time it would be rolling go it would be like when they

[14:24]bring perverts out of jail you know and they're all covering their faces they have like a kid

[14:28]coat over their face that's what i would look like in the picture of a guy who's handing me a tornado

[14:32]you guys know those pervert walks i'm talking about

[14:35]rob what would be your five what are your five you you walk into the gas station

[14:41]and you're going up to you're checking out what are the five things you're walking up with that

[14:45]you're embarrassed about uh i would say multiple cookies i've done that before like three cookies

[14:51]because they're a better deal makes no sense yeah do it every time i would say if you are getting

[14:57]what's that you gotta take the deal it's three you gotta yeah and i would say i know i've done

[15:02]large peanut butter Twix and the cheese and meat selection,

[15:07]which is a real fucked up thing.

[15:08]Cause they're like,

[15:09]well,

[15:09]you're getting the cheese and meat.

[15:10]So you want to be somewhat healthy,

[15:12]but then you are getting a super large peanut butter Twix.

[15:15]It's like the Gatorade zero paradox.

[15:17]Yeah,

[15:18]exactly.

[15:19]That's a mathematical proof.

[15:21]What else you got,

[15:23]Rob?

[15:23]What else are you embarrassed about?

[15:24]I think like the kids juices,

[15:26]you know what I mean?

[15:27]Like the bug juices.

[15:28]I'm humiliated.

[15:29]Cause when you buy those,

[15:31]you're just telling everybody,

[15:32]Hey,

[15:33]I'm a shitty parent and I don't care right now.

[15:35]We're on a road trip.

[15:36]I got to make these kids happy.

[15:37]I do not care about their dental health.

[15:39]What about,

[15:40]what about,

[15:40]have you ever had to do like the emergency?

[15:42]I got to pick up like the one roll of toilet paper.

[15:44]Like I know we're low at home.

[15:46]I've got it.

[15:46]I've got to buy the one.

[15:47]Then you got to add something with it.

[15:48]You can't just go buy that.

[15:50]Right.

[15:50]Condoms.

[15:51]Oh,

[15:52]tell us more.

[15:54]Well,

[15:55]it's the weekend.

[15:55]Okay.

[15:56]I mean,

[15:57]what else?

[15:57]You know,

[15:58]I'm going to load up a toilet paper,

[15:59]load up with the condoms.

[16:01]It's all down.

[16:02]It's all happening downstairs.

[16:03]Oh,

[16:04]rolling going,

[16:07]uh,

[16:07]Aaron,

[16:07]how's it going with you?

[16:08]It's going great.

[16:10]Uh,

[16:10]you mentioned school nurses.

[16:12]It makes me want to give a shout out.

[16:13]Uh,

[16:14]my,

[16:15]uh,

[16:15]one of our listeners,

[16:16]my brother,

[16:17]uh,

[16:17]one of our great listeners.

[16:18]My brother's wife is a school nurse in the Johnston,

[16:22]Iowa school district.

[16:23]And the Johnston dragons tonight won their second straight,

[16:27]uh,

[16:28]basketball state title.

[16:30]So the women's team in Johnston has now been undefeated two straight years and

[16:36]won the title.

[16:37]Amazing accomplishment.

[16:37]Very cool.

[16:38]And it's also super cool.

[16:39]My brother's wife is one of those nurses where kids want to go hang out with

[16:43]her.

[16:44]So she's buddies now,

[16:45]like my buddies,

[16:45]but,

[16:45]uh,

[16:46]like a lot,

[16:47]some of the girls on the team,

[16:48]like know her really well.

[16:49]So then like they shout her out when they're in the,

[16:51]you know,

[16:51]on the court.

[16:52]And so they got to go be in the game and hang out in the winter circle

[16:54]after it.

[16:55]I just think it's a great,

[16:55]great,

[16:56]great thing.

[16:56]Go ahead,

[16:57]Matt.

[16:57]When are they going to start having five on five?

[17:00]Five basketball in Iowa and stop having a three,

[17:02]a three on the defense,

[17:04]three on the other side.

[17:05]That's exactly the joke I was going to make,

[17:07]but you guys know my high school,

[17:08]one of the first state title in five,

[17:10]five person basketball in Iowa in 1994,

[17:12]maybe 94.

[17:14]That's going to change 94.

[17:16]And he won the very first five person state title.

[17:20]Yeah,

[17:20]no,

[17:20]I watched.

[17:21]Yeah,

[17:21]I watched.

[17:21]So for,

[17:22]for like magic,

[17:23]Mike and charm and those people that don't live up here,

[17:25]they used to have where you'd have three players essentially on the office.

[17:30]Offensive side and three on the defense.

[17:32]And you did not cross over.

[17:33]You were just,

[17:34]yeah,

[17:35]you're either offense or your defense sucks so bad to be deep.

[17:38]A lot of people don't know that a lot,

[17:39]you know,

[17:39]Aaron has talked about his greatest accomplishment was almost getting the

[17:42]fumble in the state title game.

[17:43]But most people don't know his other amazing athletic accomplishment is when

[17:47]he had to go under the peach basket and put a stick up in that basket to try

[17:51]to knock the ball.

[17:52]That was my job.

[17:54]I can't remember.

[17:56]We've talked about this,

[17:57]but they,

[17:57]they would blow the whistle and then give the ball to the team and like

[18:00]start them at the top of the key.

[18:01]Is that what would happen?

[18:02]I don't actually know.

[18:03]No,

[18:04]I,

[18:04]or you had to pass it.

[18:06]You had to pass,

[18:07]but you couldn't take more than two dribbles.

[18:09]No,

[18:10]I think it was still,

[18:11]you still had to pass.

[18:12]I don't remember now.

[18:13]I mean,

[18:13]I watched a lot of this.

[18:14]You still had to pass over half court,

[18:17]I think,

[18:17]but I don't know,

[18:18]but you can only take two dribbles.

[18:19]Yeah.

[18:20]Some people were full-time defense and then always like it would be the

[18:23]tallest woman would be the scorer.

[18:25]Right.

[18:25]So like when I was,

[18:26]it was like Dara Scharf.

[18:27]Oh yeah.

[18:29]One of the,

[18:30]the boss sisters,

[18:31]like it was,

[18:32]you know,

[18:33]and like some of these women would score 50,

[18:35]60 points in the game because yeah,

[18:38]that was how it was.

[18:38]It was just dumping into the post and let them work.

[18:40]The original Coco Miller.

[18:42]Yeah.

[18:42]Wow.

[18:43]My favorite Iowa basketball player ever was Luke,

[18:46]the rim wrecker.

[18:47]Ha.

[18:48]That guy sucked.

[18:50]He was from Indiana,

[18:52]right?

[18:53]Kingsbury.

[18:53]Wasn't there a Kingsbury that played for Iowa?

[18:55]Jess Settles.

[18:57]Jess Settles.

[18:58]Yeah.

[18:58]There's that era where he was in,

[19:00]it was like he went to school for like 10 years.

[19:02]Like every year.

[19:02]Yeah.

[19:03]Yeah.

[19:03]He did six full.

[19:04]Yeah.

[19:04]Six,

[19:04]maybe seven years.

[19:05]Yeah.

[19:05]Yeah.

[19:06]So that's fun.

[19:07]That's a fun shout out.

[19:07]Actually.

[19:08]I wanted to,

[19:08]it's been so many weeks.

[19:10]I went to ask you guys about this and now it's too late.

[19:12]So tomorrow.

[19:13]All right.

[19:14]You got to squeeze the tip.

[19:15]Yeah.

[19:16]Oh,

[19:16]are you asking about all downstairs or just the tip?

[19:20]Just the tip.

[19:20]Matt made a joke last week about everything moving out of Oakland.

[19:23]And I get it,

[19:24]but we do now have a pioneer league baseball team that made the playoffs last year.

[19:28]The Oakland ballers.

[19:30]So this is independent minor leagues.

[19:31]And I went to five games last year.

[19:34]It's really fun.

[19:34]It's a seat.

[19:35]Did the home run hitters call their shot?

[19:37]I don't think.

[19:39]Baller.

[19:40]Baller.

[19:41]Baller.

[19:42]20 inch rims on the Impala.

[19:45]Interesting.

[19:46]You play this Rob.

[19:47]They,

[19:47]they held,

[19:48]they did this last year.

[19:49]Didn't again this year.

[19:50]Tomorrow.

[19:50]They're holding an open tryout for $140.

[19:53]Anybody can go.

[19:54]Let's go Aaron.

[19:56]That's why you had to get your gloves.

[19:57]Shouldn't I do it?

[20:00]Like I,

[20:00]they don't,

[20:01]they don't discriminate.

[20:02]They say anybody can come.

[20:03]The saints have done that for years.

[20:06]Aaron,

[20:06]you're going to get injured.

[20:07]Yeah,

[20:08]that's the problem.

[20:08]That's exactly what I got scared about.

[20:10]They're going to write for one,

[20:11]an inch from your face and you're going to piss your pants.

[20:14]I don't.

[20:14]Yeah.

[20:14]Cause like a lot of these guys play D one.

[20:16]Like there's guys from Cal and Stanford.

[20:18]Like there's like a thousand colleges in Texas.

[20:20]Like half the team went to some school in Texas.

[20:22]I've never heard of.

[20:23]Oh,

[20:23]so I,

[20:24]I wimped out.

[20:25]I really wanted to,

[20:25]I was talking to him with a buddy of mine.

[20:27]He was like,

[20:27]well,

[20:27]if I did it,

[20:28]he's like,

[20:28]I would rent a very fancy car and do it.

[20:31]Like Willie Mays,

[20:32]haste that like pull up in a full on,

[20:34]just like bling race car,

[20:36]the whole thing.

[20:37]Yep.

[20:37]When I found out that they filmed all the Wesley Snipes scenes in slow

[20:42]motion,

[20:42]because it turns out Wesley Snipes is an awful runner.

[20:45]Apparently he is so slow that it made no sense.

[20:48]That broke me.

[20:50]He may run like Hayes,

[20:51]but he hits like,

[20:52]so yeah,

[20:55]I was going to,

[20:56]I was going to put out a poll earlier in the,

[20:58]in the,

[20:58]in the year to ask what people thought,

[21:00]but it's too late now.

[21:00]By the time people hear this,

[21:01]we will have gone.

[21:02]And I,

[21:02]I wimped out.

[21:03]I didn't do it because I thought of Aaron myself.

[21:05]But what if Aaron,

[21:05]what if you went,

[21:06]just think about this.

[21:07]What if you went and you hit a fucking bomb?

[21:10]You just hit a bomb off somebody.

[21:12]Can you imagine?

[21:12]I would be happy if I could just barrel one over the,

[21:16]onto the outfield grass.

[21:17]If I could do that,

[21:18]I'd be happy.

[21:19]If I went to that tryout and I hit a monster bomb,

[21:21]I would go drive directly to hardware.

[21:23]Hank in a hose,

[21:25]put it in my exhaust,

[21:26]put it the other one in my window.

[21:28]And that's,

[21:28]because that would be the highlight of my life.

[21:30]I would be living it up.

[21:31]That's,

[21:32]that's a baseball coach.

[21:33]How hard are these guys throwing low eighties?

[21:36]Oh no.

[21:37]Upper night.

[21:38]I mean,

[21:38]the idea is below nine.

[21:40]The problem is probably a ball in play is the most laughable thing.

[21:44]We've ever talked about.

[21:45]There's no chance.

[21:47]Yes.

[21:47]Yes.

[21:48]The problem is these tryouts are the saddest thing.

[21:52]Oh no.

[21:53]They're so sad.

[21:54]If you're going to an open tryout,

[21:58]like,

[21:58]you've got no chance.

[21:59]And then,

[22:00]you know,

[22:00]half the people are,

[22:01]would be like Aaron,

[22:01]just low,

[22:02]just to say you went to the tryout kind of a thing.

[22:04]Right.

[22:04]And you got to pay the other half of them are like legit.

[22:09]Like I'd see there,

[22:10]I get a job here in this independent baseball or I go pump gas or something

[22:14]like that.

[22:15]Right.

[22:15]Like it is,

[22:16]it's just grasping at straws at that point.

[22:18]If you need to go to an open tryout,

[22:20]because if you're any,

[22:22]any sort of good,

[22:24]like you've got somebody who knows somebody or an ex coach or something like

[22:27]that,

[22:27]who will listen,

[22:28]we'll get you.

[22:28]But it's,

[22:29]it's work for work for Jimmy Morris,

[22:31]AKA Dennis Quaid in the rookie.

[22:33]Thank you very much.

[22:35]But he,

[22:36]the same thing he knew,

[22:38]you know,

[22:38]he knew some people and they're like,

[22:40]you know,

[22:41]Oh,

[22:41]you know,

[22:41]back in college,

[22:42]you threw really hard things like that.

[22:43]Like,

[22:43]you know,

[22:44]and so that they at least with the tryout thing,

[22:47]they at least sat and looked at him,

[22:49]do it kind of a thing.

[22:50]There's no way it's just,

[22:52]we should almost have Brian from East St.

[22:55]Paul calling and just talk about it.

[22:57]But he wouldn't.

[22:57]Yeah.

[22:58]He would be disqualified because you can't play.

[23:00]You can't try out if you've played pro ball.

[23:02]So he couldn't,

[23:03]but he could definitely tell us some stories.

[23:05]I'm sure.

[23:05]Yeah.

[23:06]Bummer for me too,

[23:07]I guess.

[23:07]So yeah.

[23:07]So that,

[23:08]that,

[23:08]that boat sailed.

[23:09]Aaron,

[23:10]here's the thing though.

[23:11]You go,

[23:11]cleats up just right away.

[23:13]Everybody's warming up and you just cleat some guy.

[23:16]Well,

[23:16]he's like stretching.

[23:17]You're like,

[23:17]fuck.

[23:18]Yeah,

[23:18]you've got,

[23:19]you've got to leave and people got to be calling you the pine tar guy.

[23:22]Like you've got to have pine tar all over your fucking hands.

[23:25]Yeah.

[23:25]You got to have a persona.

[23:26]You got to be going up to guys,

[23:28]be like,

[23:28]Hey,

[23:28]can I borrow that bat?

[23:29]And just getting pine tar all over.

[23:32]You're the pine tar man.

[23:33]You go and you buy red man and you're putting that red man.

[23:37]I don't know if they sell that anymore,

[23:39]but you put a deep,

[23:40]big old dip in Aaron.

[23:41]And then the world starts to spin.

[23:46]You feel terrible.

[23:47]Okay.

[23:48]And then you go,

[23:51]first of all,

[23:51]you get pants.

[23:52]You of course get baseball pants,

[23:53]the best looking sports pants.

[23:54]Yeah.

[23:55]Oh yeah.

[23:55]You got to get a cup.

[23:56]Yeah.

[23:57]Protective.

[23:58]Protective device.

[23:58]You have a cup.

[23:59]Let me tell you,

[23:59]they're comfortable too.

[24:01]They're comfortable.

[24:01]Are you wearing one right now?

[24:03]No baseball pants.

[24:05]Yeah.

[24:05]Comfortable.

[24:06]I thought you were talking about cups.

[24:07]And then I can't remember where I was going to reverse this bit.

[24:11]It was a good bit,

[24:12]but it kind of fizzled out there.

[24:13]So sure.

[24:13]It was a,

[24:14]how's it rolling going with Russell rolling?

[24:17]Going things are going well,

[24:18]guys.

[24:18]I didn't go to a record store,

[24:19]but I've got decisions to make about records.

[24:22]We're going to the record store corner.

[24:23]I'll make some decisions.

[24:25]Hit the music.

[24:26]Where is your music?

[24:27]Where is your,

[24:28]I didn't want to yell at you like I've been doing in recent years over that

[24:32]recent podcast.

[24:33]You guys can yell at me all you want.

[24:37]It doesn't affect me big time.

[24:39]Chewing tobacco and something else.

[24:44]God,

[24:44]I got to remember what that joke was.

[24:45]I'm coming back to it here.

[24:46]Don't worry.

[24:46]So you guys know when we started the,

[24:52]the,

[24:53]the quest five years ago or whatever this started now,

[24:56]I believe it's probably close,

[24:57]probably,

[24:58]probably four and a half years ago.

[24:59]We started this,

[24:59]right?

[25:00]Good Lord.

[25:00]Yes.

[25:01]It's five years this summer.

[25:02]Yeah.

[25:03]So when we started this,

[25:05]I got a new record player and I went to my mom's house and I,

[25:07]and I went through the records and I took a bunch of those records.

[25:09]We talked about that,

[25:11]right?

[25:11]Yeah.

[25:11]Including the Guinness world record for longest fingernails.

[25:14]I mean,

[25:14]she was,

[25:15]he was,

[25:16]that would be a bummer if that was like,

[25:21]Hey,

[25:22]just let you guys know.

[25:22]I know you're coming over.

[25:24]I got to tell you something.

[25:25]You know that,

[25:27]uh,

[25:27]a woman in the Guinness book of world records,

[25:29]longest fingernails.

[25:31]Yeah.

[25:31]That's my mom.

[25:32]And then it'd be worse.

[25:34]You were like,

[25:34]does she still have the fingernails?

[25:35]No,

[25:35]she cut them off.

[25:36]No.

[25:36]What?

[25:37]What would that be worse?

[25:43]Or would it be worse to be like my dad and uncle or the two fat guys,

[25:46]fat guys on the motorcycles?

[25:47]What was their record?

[25:50]Nobody knows.

[25:52]Nobody can tell you what the record was.

[25:54]Rob,

[25:55]you should get rid of that.

[25:56]That would go be,

[25:56]and let's go for the record.

[25:57]Those guys had polyester pants.

[26:03]I'll never forget that.

[26:04]I can picture that.

[26:05]You know what?

[26:06]I,

[26:06]I,

[26:06]there's a lot of people I talk to every day at work.

[26:08]I have no idea what their names are.

[26:10]I can picture the picture,

[26:12]the two fat guys on the motorcycle.

[26:13]I can see this clear as day.

[26:15]Cowboy hats,

[26:16]dark glasses on plaid pants.

[26:18]I know exactly what that picture looks like.

[26:20]I used to read the Guinness book of world records when I was a kid.

[26:23]My parents wasn't,

[26:24]I'm a fucking idiot.

[26:26]Oh,

[26:26]I know exactly what that picture looks like.

[26:27]I know exactly what that picture looks like.

[26:27]I know exactly what that picture looks like.

[26:27]I know exactly what that picture looks like.

[26:27]I know exactly what that picture looks like.

[26:27]biggest pizza.

[26:29]They'd be like,

[26:29]what the fuck is this guy going to do when he grows up?

[26:31]He's going to have an award-winning podcast.

[26:33]So anyways,

[26:35]what I,

[26:35]part of what I did is started my collection with records for my mom's

[26:38]collection.

[26:39]I got Elton John by yellow brick road harvest by Neil Young,

[26:42]CV wonder a bunch of all the top 500 records.

[26:47]And I took a bunch of those back.

[26:49]I probably took 50 of them back with me at the time,

[26:51]50 to 60 of them,

[26:53]but I left a lot of records there.

[26:55]And so,

[26:57]we were doing some spring cleaning at my mom's house,

[26:59]going through some stuff.

[27:00]And there was probably another 75 records there.

[27:03]And I decided I'm taking them now.

[27:05]I'll take them all.

[27:06]I'll just bring them all back and I'll see what's there.

[27:09]And then I'll,

[27:10]I'll sort through them.

[27:11]Okay.

[27:12]And there's some that I just can't see myself listening to or keeping.

[27:16]I've got a Jean Pitney,

[27:19]Jean Pitney's big 16,

[27:21]something called quadraphonic.

[27:23]Glenn Campbell,

[27:26]Galveston.

[27:27]Ooh,

[27:28]that'd be good.

[27:29]I like a good game.

[27:29]Okay.

[27:30]I'll keep that one.

[27:31]Helen ready.

[27:31]Wolfgang Mozart's mutiny on the bounty.

[27:36]Just pronounce Muzar.

[27:38]The T is silent combo of my fair lady and the King and I,

[27:43]that'd be a good one.

[27:44]So I've got about 70 records here that I feel like I probably have to go into

[27:50]the store and just say,

[27:52]do you want these or what do you do with the records where it's now that it's

[27:56]one thing.

[27:56]You have a collection.

[27:57]It's another to have 70 that are just taking up space,

[28:00]right?

[28:00]Aaron,

[28:01]what you're not good for advice.

[28:02]What do you guys do?

[28:03]I think if you're not going to listen and these don't have some sort of

[28:07]monetary value,

[28:08]then you got to send them out into the world.

[28:10]Maybe someone will enjoy them.

[28:11]You can't,

[28:11]you don't know.

[28:12]How are you going to get your record wall?

[28:14]If you don't have enough records about it,

[28:18]like you need some fillers.

[28:20]Yeah.

[28:21]So you keep,

[28:22]you're saying you keep them to build it up,

[28:23]to make the collection look more impressive.

[28:25]It's like,

[28:25]right.

[28:26]It's like a book.

[28:26]So with books you've never read and people walk in and like,

[28:28]damn,

[28:29]he's read all those biographies,

[28:30]you know,

[28:30]but those are out on the sides,

[28:32]right?

[28:32]You know,

[28:32]you get your,

[28:33]your prime ones around the good real estate,

[28:35]but those ones,

[28:36]I don't want to sound like our once great governor,

[28:38]Jesse Ventura,

[28:39]even though I am living down in the Baja,

[28:41]I ain't got time to bleed,

[28:44]but Russell,

[28:45]I think this is a conspiracy and here's why I don't think you would ever go

[28:49]to a record store to sell records.

[28:51]That strikes me as something that you would not want to do.

[28:54]That would stress you out much akin to going to the post office.

[28:56]You're right.

[28:57]It does stress me out.

[28:58]I don't want to go in there and be like,

[28:59]Hey,

[29:00]will you,

[29:00]will you give me some for this?

[29:02]And then have to make the decision if they say like,

[29:04]we'll give you $2 for all a hundred of them.

[29:08]It like,

[29:08]cause that's like,

[29:09]is that I'd rather have nothing.

[29:11]I'd rather just give them to you than be insulted with a low

[29:14]offer.

[29:14]But Aaron,

[29:15]have you ever sold records or given records back or Rob,

[29:17]how would you handle it?

[29:19]Well,

[29:19]there's one record I had to give back.

[29:20]I mean,

[29:22]I cut my,

[29:22]listen,

[29:23]I thought my fingernails were long enough.

[29:25]I mean,

[29:26]I think I gave a few away ones that were like in

[29:30]rough shape or old enough where I was like,

[29:32]Hey,

[29:33]w I,

[29:34]you know,

[29:34]would you,

[29:35]would you resell these?

[29:36]And they were like,

[29:36]well,

[29:36]probably not,

[29:37]but we might like make journals out of them or something,

[29:39]but I've not sold any that were mine previously.

[29:42]Well,

[29:43]like some of them are so like Richard,

[29:45]Richard Chamberlain,

[29:47]twilight of honor.

[29:48]I like some of them are like,

[29:49]I don't even know what they are.

[29:50]We're going to eBay.

[29:51]Let's just check that one on eBay.

[29:52]You never know.

[29:54]I put in rebate.

[29:55]Now that's a site where if you want to watch,

[29:56]if you want to watch old Reba episodes,

[29:59]eBay,

[29:59]let's see eBay.

[30:01]What's it called?

[30:02]Twilight,

[30:03]Richard Chamberlain,

[30:04]twilight of honor.

[30:05]This one is still in the original packet.

[30:09]Like the cellophane has never come off it.

[30:11]Mint of honor.

[30:13]Okay.

[30:15]Violet of honor.

[30:16]Promo.

[30:17]I know it's 15 bucks.

[30:19]$50.

[30:21]Okay.

[30:22]Russell by 70.

[30:23]You got a real Russell.

[30:24]That's the records.

[30:26]We could,

[30:26]we could monetize this podcast right now.

[30:29]But so if you,

[30:30]if you were to get rid of them,

[30:31]let's say you don't want to build up the wall.

[30:33]Like Matt's talking about,

[30:34]do you go into a record store and say,

[30:36]Hey, would you like to have these?

[30:38]Would you like to give me some money?

[30:39]Like what,

[30:40]what's the protocol

[30:41]- In the past?

[30:43]I've given them to like the goodwill or arcs value.

[30:47]Just let them put them out or whatever.

[30:50]I've just done.

[30:51]I've gone that route.

[30:52]- Record stores have gotta be selective.

[30:54]Cause there's gotta be hundreds of people like you who are

[30:56]like, I've got 200 albums.

[30:58]I'm just going to bring them to a record store and hope they

[30:59]give me 50 bucks.

[31:00]They got to get so much crap.

[31:01]- Rob.

[31:02]- What?

[31:03]- Russell is one of a kind.

[31:05]There are not hundreds of people like Russell.

[31:07]He is one of a kind.

[31:08]Let me tell you.

[31:09]- I mean, if there were,

[31:10]they'd be a much higher weight limit on that big world's

[31:13]fattest duo on the bike.

[31:14]Right?

[31:15]- You think that's what it was is the weight limit,

[31:18]biggest weight limit on bikes.

[31:19]And then it was like the fat guys were there to show that it

[31:21]was actually the bikes that had the record.

[31:22]That's what people don't get.

[31:23]The bikes had the world record for most weight limit.

[31:26]The guys were just there.

[31:27]They were extra.

[31:28]They just had to be twins.

[31:29]- They were just there to prove.

[31:30]- You got to meet my college buddy, Russ.

[31:32]He is one of a kind.

[31:33]Is he the fat guy on the, on the motorcycle?

[31:35]Well, yes, he is.

[31:37]- Well, isn't there a guy who looks just like him?

[31:40]Well, yeah, but he's still one of a kind.

[31:42]Oh my God, this is a disaster.

[31:45]- There was one other thing I had to share with you quick on

[31:48]my records.

[31:48]So I was going through them and occasionally I would find

[31:51]some, I found,

[31:52]I brought back about six or seven John Denver albums with me.

[31:56]Those I got to keep, right?

[31:57]I'm not getting rid of anything John Denver, of course.

[32:00]But the biggest disappointment happened the other day.

[32:04]I was looking through them and I opened one up and I was

[32:06]going to put it on Kenny Rogers, the gambler.

[32:09]Look at that album cover.

[32:10]- I got that.

[32:11]- It's a great album cover.

[32:12]- Yeah, for sure.

[32:13]Only one problem.

[32:14]You open it up.

[32:15]The record is gone.

[32:17]- Oh no.

[32:18]- The record is gone.

[32:19]- It's just the album cover?

[32:21]- It's just the album cover.

[32:22]- Look it up.

[32:23]Look it up on eBay.

[32:24]See what you can get.

[32:25]- It's just the record.

[32:26]It's replaced by Wii Sports.

[32:28]That's what we're always having at our place.

[32:29]Like all the video games and CDs

[32:31]will all get fucked with each other.

[32:32]Okay.

[32:32]What are we doing?

[32:33]- Kenny Rogers, the gambler.

[32:34]- Kenny Rogers, the gambler album.

[32:35]- Now this time guys, I have to say I typed in T-Bay.

[32:38]Okay.

[32:39]That's where you buy things.

[32:41]I can't even talk to you about that right now.

[32:42]- That's where Mr. Low T goes.

[32:44]'Cause he's gonna get some more tea.

[32:46]- Oh, Mr. Low T.

[32:49]- I paid a fool who's bidding against me

[32:50]at this live auction of testosterone.

[32:52]I love low T-Bay.

[32:55]- It was low Mr. T.

[32:56]Oh, my breasts are getting so big.

[32:59]I better go on low T-Bay.

[33:00]You know I love Mr. Low T.

[33:07]- I know.

[33:08]- God, he's one of my favorite characters.

[33:09]Oh, hey, tell your son at breakfast.

[33:11]Actually, Rob has a great impression that he does.

[33:14]It's Mr. Low T.

[33:15]- Oh, it's low T-Day.

[33:18]- And I know you want me to look up the symptoms

[33:19]of low T again as another running bit.

[33:21]I'm not gonna do it.

[33:23]Okay, instead I'm looking up the gambler.

[33:26]Okay, and I typed in the gandler.

[33:28]Right, the gambler.

[33:30]Okay, this is tough when you can't spell.

[33:32]The gambler album.

[33:33]- Record vinyl, yeah.

[33:35]- Okay.

[33:36]20 bucks.

[33:38]Look at Russell.

[33:39]- That is an all-time album cover, is it not?

[33:42]- It's a great one.

[33:42]What's he playing there?

[33:43]- Of him playing, of gambling?

[33:45]- What's he playing there?

[33:46]Oh, it's poker, of course.

[33:47]You gotta know when to hold them.

[33:48]I remember I played blackjack with my sister once.

[33:50]She was like, "You never count your money."

[33:52]And I was like, "Yeah, he's talking about poker."

[33:54]I was like, "Blackjack, you always count your money."

[33:55]- I always count your money, yes.

[33:57]- All the time.

[33:58]It's all you do when you're sitting there.

[33:59]How else are you gonna get mad at yourself

[34:01]for even going on the trip?

[34:02]You know you don't have enough money.

[34:05]Wife's on your ass all day.

[34:06]Meanwhile, you're actually getting the dog's vet money

[34:09]from the insurance back into a separate account

[34:11]so you can go gamble with it?

[34:12]That's messed up.

[34:12]- You think, oh, Matt and Russell always do well.

[34:15]Why don't I sit down with one of them

[34:16]and catch some of that fire?

[34:18]- Oh, excuse me, sir.

[34:19]This is a Guinness World Record.

[34:21]Do you have the record for worst blackjack player?

[34:25]- I'm gonna drive away on this motorcycle with my brother.

[34:30]- Rob, have you ever made up medical care

[34:34]that your dog needs so you could pull out a little extra

[34:37]for your Vegas trips?

[34:38]- Yeah, yeah.

[34:39]Hey, I got a lock on the UFC tonight.

[34:43]I'm just, time to have you eat this little ball.

[34:46]You know what I mean?

[34:47]Let's get in there.

[34:48]- Matt, roll it going.

[34:50]Have we done you yet?

[34:51]Roll it, how's it going with you?

[34:53]- Good, good.

[34:55]So I started you guys in, well,

[34:57]I think the whole group today had an article that was titled,

[35:01]it was in the Wall Street Journal.

[35:03]It was titled, "The Problem with Hosting Love is Blind

[35:06]in Minnesota, Everything."

[35:08]- Wow, geez.

[35:09]- And I thought it was just hilarious.

[35:11]And kind of made me think of you, Russell, just a little bit.

[35:13]- I was gonna say, Matt sent this,

[35:15]and I would love to talk about this more,

[35:16]but Matt sent this, and it was,

[35:18]this was in his LinkedIn feed.

[35:20]Like, so Matt's LinkedIn feed is giving him stories

[35:23]on Love is Blind. - Yeah.

[35:24]- I thought that was, that was an interesting LinkedIn feed.

[35:25]Good feedback.

[35:26]- Well, I think I get, I think it's a Wall Street Journal.

[35:29]- Ah, there you go.

[35:30]- So I can follow the Wall Street Journal,

[35:30]and so I get all sorts of stuff like that.

[35:32]- Oh, Mr. I'm Not on Social Media.

[35:34]Hmm, very interesting, you're on LinkedIn, okay?

[35:37]- Well.

[35:38]- Are there any busty women in offices walking around?

[35:41]- No.

[35:44]- Okay.

[35:44]- You'd be, you'd be surprised at how many people

[35:47]who love LinkedIn and love telling everybody

[35:50]how successful they are and everything.

[35:51]- Wow.

[35:52]- Just give away all sorts of secrets

[35:54]all the time about things.

[35:55]- Oh, wow.

[35:56]- Wow.

[35:57]- I love looking at that stuff.

[35:58]- The only, that's like the site I go to is Kinkton,

[36:02]where it's a bunch of doms talking to each other.

[36:04]But I'll tell you what, when you're a bunch of doms

[36:07]on eBay trying to bid on stuff,

[36:08]can you imagine, just think about this,

[36:10]you're getting a dominatrix outfit.

[36:12]You're bidding.

[36:13]That bid would go crazy.

[36:14]Everybody's trying to beat each other 'cause they're doms.

[36:17]They'll never lose.

[36:18]- Aaron, if he was gonna be one,

[36:19]he would get the WrestleMania 8 crush worn dom outfit.

[36:25]- WrestleMania 8?

[36:28]- I don't know.

[36:29]- WrestleMania 8.

[36:30]- Do you know when crush was with WrestleMania crush was on?

[36:32]- That's gotta be around that time, right?

[36:33]Somewhere between six and eight.

[36:34]- Well, now we gotta look it up, bro.

[36:35]- Russell is backpedaling.

[36:39]- No, I think he's gone by then.

[36:40]I think I'm wrong.

[36:41]- I don't even know what you're talking about.

[36:42]Who is this?

[36:42]- When was crush?

[36:43]- When was crush?

[36:44]- In WrestleMania.

[36:46]- No, I know this is not how you spell crush.

[36:47]You don't spell it like the orange soda, well,

[36:49]or grape soda.

[36:50]- Oh, I think he was Hawaii Crush by eight.

[36:51]- How many different ways do I know who spoke crush?

[36:52]- I'm gonna flip shit on this one.

[36:55]- I was crush.

[36:56]What was the, what was I typing?

[36:58]- When was crush in WrestleMania?

[37:00]- My son has been reading, I don't know what happens.

[37:02]Like he, they have some app called Epic and they get to read

[37:05]during choice time at school and he found a book about

[37:08]wrestlers and so he's just been rattling off wrestler stats

[37:12]and asking me questions.

[37:13]- Oh no.

[37:14]- You got a wrestler?

[37:15]- That's so great.

[37:16]Yeah, it was, he was fucking in WrestleMania nine.

[37:19]- Oh, wrestling, nice job.

[37:21]- It's somebody named Brian Adams.

[37:22]There's another Brian Adams.

[37:24]- Aaron knew that.

[37:25]- Oh my gosh, Rob.

[37:26]Rob definitely is not listening at all.

[37:29]- Guess who he fucking wrestled at WrestleMania nine.

[37:32]- Macho man, he always raises to the top.

[37:35]- He lost to Doink the Clown after Doink stuck crush

[37:39]with a loaded prosthetic arm.

[37:41]Guys, we gotta watch this match.

[37:42]He hit him with a loaded prosthetic arm.

[37:45]- Uh-oh, looks like Doink's got that loaded prosthetic arm

[37:49]in there.

[37:50]Oh, this is a no-holds-barred, he can do whatever he wants.

[37:52]How do you think he gets a loaded prosthetic arm?

[37:55]- I think it's a cast or something.

[37:57]He's got like a fake cast on or something, right?

[37:58]Man, I gotta ask, what was the theory

[38:02]on why Minneapolis sucks for Love is Blind?

[38:05]- It was just hilarious, 'cause it was basically like,

[38:07]and I don't know the premise of the show, really.

[38:09]I've never watched Love is Blind,

[38:11]but I guess it's literally, is it people in a room,

[38:14]they don't see each other?

[38:15]- We had a discussion about this, the upstairs roommate,

[38:18]'cause she was saying, she was telling me

[38:19]some of the places they went, like Bryant Lake Bowl.

[38:22]- So that was the thing, everybody was trying to,

[38:24]I'm reading the article.

[38:24]Everybody's trying to figure out where everybody went

[38:27]and all this stuff.

[38:27]- So they went to some other restaurants

[38:29]and some other places in Minneapolis,

[38:31]but she was telling me what they do is,

[38:33]they're in the show and they can't see each other.

[38:35]They agree to get married, but then,

[38:37]once they've agreed to someone that they've never seen,

[38:41]then they travel to the city

[38:43]and get to know each other in the city.

[38:44]So it sounds like they've dated someone

[38:47]that they can't see for multiple episodes,

[38:49]and then at the end, they come to Minneapolis

[38:51]to get to know each other, was the way I was told it works.

[38:54]- Okay, so then the whole problem with it is--

[38:56]- What if you do that, and you open the window

[38:59]and it's a big guy on a motorcycle?

[39:01]Now that would be a bummer, wouldn't it?

[39:03]- Awkward.

[39:07]- No kink shaming, Rob, depends on what you're into.

[39:09]- I was wondering why every time I talked to him

[39:10]in the other room, I heard an engine revving up.

[39:13]- But the whole premise was, is that Minneapolis,

[39:17]everybody knows everybody,

[39:18]or everybody knows somebody's cousin, or third,

[39:21]you've dated somebody who knows somebody's cousin

[39:24]who went to college with somebody like that,

[39:26]which is absolutely true.

[39:27]- It is true.

[39:28]- It's absolutely true that everybody knows everybody,

[39:29]even down to the point where I've never watched this show,

[39:32]and I don't know anybody on it,

[39:34]but I'm reading this article, and there's a guy named,

[39:37]there's some guy, let's just say his name is like

[39:40]Eric Anderson or something like that,

[39:41]but it's not that, where is the name?

[39:43]- Eric Anderson, literally there's a million of them

[39:45]in the Twin Cities.

[39:46]- Yeah, there's a bunch of those, yeah.

[39:48]- Hey, you're Eric Anderson?

[39:49]I'm Eric.

[39:49]Are you Eric with a K?

[39:50]- There's a guy that--

[39:51]- Of course.

[39:52]- I'm just saying all of them.

[39:53]I don't even know.

[39:54]- Yeah, of course it is.

[39:55]- I'm actually an A-R-I-C guy.

[39:57]I'm an R-I-C guy.

[39:57]- Okay, so there was a guy named David Bettenberg, right?

[40:02]And I'm like, I know that fucking name.

[40:05]And sure enough, kid went to Creed Durham Hall

[40:09]when I was coaching baseball in college.

[40:11]I recruited the kid, and he ended up going to the,

[40:13]he's a better baseball player than where I was coaching.

[40:15]He ended up going, so like, I just randomly knew one guy

[40:20]who's on this show from, and I don't know him, know him,

[40:22]kind of a thing. - Yeah.

[40:23]- But like, I could pick out his name, kind of.

[40:25]And it's like, and I haven't dated anybody in 20 years.

[40:29]- You've not dated David Bettenberg?

[40:31]- When you say it as a small world,

[40:34]and that makes dating weird, that is correct.

[40:36]I will bring up three, can I give you three instances?

[40:39]How about, I'll give you four.

[40:41]- You don't have a fourth?

[40:42]- Robert, we're back.

[40:43]- You don't have a fourth?

[40:44]- Russell didn't dry up.

[40:45]- Let's go to the advice corner.

[40:46]- He didn't dry up.

[40:46]We got more Russell dating stories.

[40:48]- Yes.

[40:49]- Get, get, get.

[40:50]- They're not over the corner.

[40:51]- It's time.

[40:52]- Oh.

[40:53]- Russell's advice corner.

[40:53]- Rob, last week I was gonna do a thing

[40:56]about Russell's dating advice and upstairs roommate.

[40:58]I was telling her this was one of the questions

[41:00]I was gonna ask from AI, and she was like,

[41:02]"Well, why do you need to ask about that?"

[41:03]And I was like, "You just gotta see what happens.

[41:06]"You never know."

[41:07]- Yeah.

[41:08]Is the G-spot real?

[41:10]- Oh.

[41:10]Ha!

[41:12]- So, people knowing people.

[41:13]- If you have to ask, Rob.

[41:15]- First one that I think you guys will like.

[41:17]I went on a date with, two dates with a lady once.

[41:20]It never really went anywhere.

[41:21]She was very nice and everything.

[41:22]She told me enough about her life and her life.

[41:25]She was a musician, and her sister was a musician.

[41:28]They were both singers, and they were both,

[41:30]I think one was an opera singer,

[41:32]one played like a piano or something.

[41:34]- One girl on a farm a little bit west of here.

[41:35]- But I went on with the date,

[41:36]and probably about a year and a half later,

[41:38]I went out with a different lady,

[41:40]and about halfway through the date,

[41:42]I knew it was her sister.

[41:43]- Oh, no.

[41:44]- I 100% knew it was her sister.

[41:46]- Russell.

[41:49]- Unbelievable.

[41:50]- But Rob, what would you have done?

[41:52]Say like, hey, is this your sister?

[41:55]What would you do?

[41:56]And I think she knew.

[41:58]I think she knew that the sister had gone out with me

[42:01]by the end of.

[42:02]- They probably compared notes, right?

[42:04]- But not beforehand though, right?

[42:06]Not beforehand?

[42:06]- I don't know that, Matt.

[42:07]I don't know.

[42:08]I think it's possible.

[42:11]What do you think, Rob?

[42:12]What would you have done if you,

[42:14]date in year zero with one lady a year later, her sister?

[42:19]- I would probably say something like, listen.

[42:22]Listen, there's a good chance

[42:24]I'm going to be better with you sexually.

[42:26]Just because, you know what I mean?

[42:30]Like, I feel like I've kind of-

[42:33]- Almost like I already met that territory.

[42:34]- I've driven the car.

[42:36]It's just a different year.

[42:37]You know what I mean?

[42:38]Like it's a different model, but it's the same type.

[42:41]I think I know what the interior looks like now.

[42:43]- We should double with my brother.

[42:44]He's the exact same weight that I am.

[42:46]- Wait a minute.

[42:50]Is this your brother, that pulls up on motorbikes?

[42:52]- Yeah, he pulls up on a motorcycle.

[42:53]I feel like I've dated you.

[42:57]Wait a minute.

[42:58]- Number two, small world in the dating world.

[43:03]I went on a date, a couple of dates with a lady.

[43:05]Again, nice lady, nothing ever came of it.

[43:08]A while later, probably not that much later,

[43:10]I went out with a different lady and they worked together.

[43:13]- Oh.

[43:15]- And I wasn't, and I didn't think it was going anywhere.

[43:17]So I just flat out asked her at some point during the date,

[43:20]"Do you know this person?"

[43:22]- Oh. - And she said,

[43:22]"Yes."

[43:23]- Wow.

[43:24]Russell.

[43:25]- What do you think of that, Rob?

[43:25]- What happened immediately after that?

[43:28]Was it just like, "Oh, we're done."

[43:30]- Yeah.

[43:31]- I don't know if it was, "We're done."

[43:32]But it was like, "Oh yeah."

[43:33]I don't think they got along necessarily.

[43:36]So there was, it probably didn't help that I brought that up,

[43:40]but I was so intrigued to know once it got to that point.

[43:43]- It feels like there should be something you can mark

[43:45]on LinkedIn if you fingered somebody that works there.

[43:47]You know what I mean?

[43:48]Like, there's like, I don't know what it would be,

[43:50]like a, I don't know.

[43:52]I'm trying to make, think of making the motion with my hand.

[43:54]What would it be?

[43:55]The okay sign.

[43:56]Yeah, it's like, "Oh, Russell's really working his way

[43:58]through the org chart here."

[43:59]You know what I mean?

[43:59]Like he's-

[44:00]- You just went from VP to senior.

[44:06]- God, I love Russell talking about his dating stuff.

[44:08]God, I could do this for the rest of my life.

[44:10]- So I'll just say, they just left it at this.

[44:12]The final quote was, in the article was,

[44:14]"Leave it to Minnesotans to be too stable and even-tempered

[44:18]to deprive us of the early train wrecks that have been so sad

[44:21]and satisfying in previous seasons of this show."

[44:25]So, you know, everybody's so on guard that they know,

[44:28]blah, blah, blah, that they avoid the train wrecks

[44:30]'cause they're, it's a bigger city,

[44:33]but it's not New York and Chicago and all that,

[44:35]where everybody, you know, everybody knows everybody.

[44:37]- Russell, how much would you have to get paid

[44:39]to consider going on a Netflix dating show?

[44:41]- Am I guaranteed to get action at the end of it?

[44:45]- Then nothing.

[44:49]- That happens to be the name of the show.

[44:51]- That's the payment right there.

[44:51]- It's called, You're Guaranteed to Get Action

[44:53]at the End of This.

[44:54]- I mean, this idea of having to commit

[44:58]before she's even seen me,

[44:59]it sounds a little intriguing, doesn't it?

[45:01]The thing I'll say about this show,

[45:04]from what I've heard from the,

[45:05]I don't think this is like a,

[45:07]we're gonna put a clown in the one room.

[45:10]I think they're all normal-looking people.

[45:12]It's, I don't, I don't, I don't think this is.

[45:15]- They wouldn't put a, let's just, let's just go extreme.

[45:17]They wouldn't put like a 6'10 woman with a 5'3 guy.

[45:21]- I don't think it's meant to be that type of show, right?

[45:23]- No, how do I get on that Netflix show?

[45:26]- Rob, that would be my worry.

[45:27]If I got asked to be on a show like that,

[45:28]it's like, oh, I see what's happening here.

[45:31]I'm gonna be the one where she looks at me

[45:33]and is like, oh God.

[45:34]- Well, that's, that's good to hear.

[45:35]I think that's good to hear probably, right?

[45:37]That they're doing that.

[45:38]- Russell, you think it's an opposite show

[45:39]called something like Jack Spratt, you know what I mean?

[45:42]Where, of course, he can eat no fat,

[45:45]his wife can eat no lean,

[45:46]and it's a show where the dating is blind,

[45:48]but they're opposites.

[45:50]- Yeah. - So they're just absolute,

[45:51]absolute opposites.

[45:52]It's kind of like, did you ever see

[45:53]when they did wife swaps?

[45:55]You know, that show where they would swap families,

[45:58]family swap?

[45:59]- Did they film that up north in Minnesota?

[46:02]- I've watched a lot of wife swap shows,

[46:03]but that's, they all end the same way, though.

[46:05]- Anna's been using the word swap more often.

[46:08]Like she'll say, I'm gonna go swap the laundry,

[46:10]and I just can't, or like, oh, we gotta swap cars.

[46:12]- She's doing it on purpose.

[46:14]- Anytime, it's Gold's Resort.

[46:17]- That Mutombo, she's always talking about Mutombo.

[46:19]- If she may have said,

[46:21]"I wanna swap the laundry and Mutombo's voice out,"

[46:24]I'd bust.

[46:25]- I'm concerned.

[46:26]Rob, do you think you'd be a good online

[46:31]or Netflix dating show cast member?

[46:34]- I don't think so,

[46:35]because every time I see a picture of me

[46:38]that I haven't vetted, I hate it.

[46:40]You know what I mean?

[46:41]So I think seeing me on camera, like talk to women,

[46:43]I think it would be like everything else.

[46:45]It'd be like this podcast where you're like-

[46:46]- It'd be horrible.

[46:47]- Yeah, I'm pretty funny.

[46:48]And then you listen, it's like, Jesus Christ.

[46:51]- Jesus fucking Christ.

[46:52]I talked for two hours and I came back

[46:53]to that twins joke 10 times, you know what I mean?

[46:57]And I just feel like on that show-

[46:59]- Guys, he's becoming self-aware.

[47:01]- It is happening.

[47:03]- But I gotta say, Russell, it would be great

[47:04]to let everybody know you had sex on Netflix.

[47:06]You know what I mean?

[47:07]Everybody on Netflix-

[47:08]- I don't think that's part of the show, is it?

[47:09]- I'd come out, I'd be drinking that Blue Gatorade,

[47:11]I'd be looking right down the pipe at the camera.

[47:13]I'd be like this.

[47:14]I'd be like, "I did it."

[47:21]- Confirmed.

[47:23]- Yeah.

[47:23]- Ugh.

[47:24]- We might have to start putting this show on YouTube,

[47:26]'cause that was fucking hilarious, Rob.

[47:28]- That was a big visual joke.

[47:29]How's it really going with Rob?

[47:30]Does anyone know?

[47:32]- Listen, we crossed the Rubicon this week at this household.

[47:35]We're sitting there all watching "Drag Race,"

[47:38]which is what we do every weekend.

[47:39]It's our family time together.

[47:40]We watch "Drag Race," okay?

[47:42]And those guys are serving like crazy.

[47:44]- Whoa.

[47:45]- Okay?

[47:47]Which is something my kids hear them say all the time.

[47:49]- What?

[47:50]- It's a deal.

[47:51]My child turned to me and say,

[47:55]"Uh-oh, funds are getting low.

[47:57]"Might be time to start doing feet pics."

[48:00]- Oh!

[48:02]- As a joke.

[48:04]- No, no, no.

[48:07]- I was both very proud of her

[48:10]and absolutely horrified.

[48:11]Because then my wife said, I said,

[48:14]"Please, please don't joke about feet pics."

[48:17]I said, "They're wrong.

[48:18]"I can't explain why, but it's wrong if you do that."

[48:20]I can't.

[48:21]I don't, I can't put my mind to it.

[48:24]There's nothing wrong with it.

[48:25]You know what I mean?

[48:26]Like, listen, there's nothing wrong.

[48:27]- I can't play you the hours of feet jokes

[48:31]that I've made in my life over the last five years.

[48:34]- No, no, no.

[48:35]I'm not even talking about that.

[48:36]Like literally, I think just taking pictures of your feet

[48:38]and selling it to guys online,

[48:40]I can't explain to you why it's wrong, but it's so wrong.

[48:42]- I feel like you send us pictures like this.

[48:45]- Yeah.

[48:46]- What, of my feet?

[48:47]- I think, I think Rob is so unaware of this right now.

[48:50]- Hmm.

[48:51]- Hmm.

[48:52]- What?

[48:53]- Maybe he's not self-aware.

[48:54]- Yeah, I think he's missed it so far.

[48:56]Not quite there yet.

[48:57]- I wonder who they're talking about.

[48:59]I feel like you have texted us feet pictures.

[49:04]- Yeah.

[49:05]- Oh yeah.

[49:06]Oh, of my wife.

[49:07]Of course.

[49:07]Because then she said, she got in the conversation

[49:10]and she goes-

[49:10]- That is Rob's wife.

[49:12]- She goes, "Yeah, those are my wife's feet

[49:13]you're jacking off to."

[49:14]Here's the deal.

[49:16]My wife goes, "Oh yeah, I don't see what's wrong

[49:18]with selling feet pics.

[49:20]I'm going to sell you feet."

[49:21]And then she takes out her feet and shows everybody.

[49:23]Now, as you know, from the feet pics, I say, you guys.

[49:25]- Oh, we can't do this.

[49:26]- She's got the water skis on her.

[49:28]Those things, if she was charged by the square inch,

[49:32]we'd be fucking rich.

[49:33]I would be, my job would quit.

[49:35]She's got the biggest fucking feet.

[49:37]- It's a per pixel payment plan.

[49:38]- Every time we go to the beach,

[49:40]a bunch of scientists are following us.

[49:43]- 38 cents a pixel.

[49:45]- They think it's some sort of cryptid on the beach.

[49:47]It's just my wife walking around with her big ass feet.

[49:50]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[49:51]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[49:51]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[49:52]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[49:53]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[49:54]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[49:55]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[49:56]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[49:56]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[49:57]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[49:58]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[49:59]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:00]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:01]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:01]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:02]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:03]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:04]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:05]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:06]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:06]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:07]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:08]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:09]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:10]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:11]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:11]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:12]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:13]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:14]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:15]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:16]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:16]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:17]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:18]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:19]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:20]I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:21]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:21]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:22]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:23]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:24]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:25]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:26]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:26]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:27]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:28]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:29]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:30]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:31]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:31]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:32]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:33]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:34]- I'm going to go to the beach.

[50:35]- That's everybody's favorite part of this show.

[50:36]- And who knows what it is.

[50:37]Could it be multiple people quitting

[50:39]because Rob's too dirty?

[50:40]Probably not.

[50:41]We got to talk about "Auntie" by Rihanna.

[50:44]- Let's talk about it.

[50:45]- Okay, we just have to.

[50:46]- Half hour, we got a half hour.

[50:47]- Okay, here's the deal.

[50:49]First of all, Rihanna,

[50:52]this is going to depress you, Russell.

[50:54]This is why this is now the greatest bit of the podcast.

[50:57]Rihanna was born in 1988.

[51:01]- Oh, she's actually older than I thought.

[51:03]- That's a dagger.

[51:04]That's a dagger. - That's a dagger.

[51:05]- That's a dagger.

[51:06]- That's a dagger.

[51:06]- Now, "Auntie", this is her eighth album, okay?

[51:09]People are saying that,

[51:10]I literally looked up, like, why is "Auntie" a big album?

[51:13]Why would it be on those?

[51:14]Everybody was like, yeah. - The fucking rules.

[51:16]- I mean, it's a great album, but it didn't,

[51:18]you know, I think we're so used to these, like, inspiring,

[51:20]like, and the bottom line is, this is a great album.

[51:23]It's like more muted.

[51:24]It's kind of like, how would you explain this?

[51:27]It's like a, it's like dance hall, dub.

[51:30]It's kind of all over the place with the tone of it, right?

[51:33]- Yeah, I guess the strongest parallel

[51:35]are some of the Beyonce albums,

[51:36]where she's pulling from multiple types of pop music

[51:39]and world music, but it's hard to,

[51:41]it's hard to, like, draw a parallel to this

[51:43]from other stuff we've heard.

[51:45]- Somebody described it, I saw it described as,

[51:46]this is the one where it sounds like Rihanna took over,

[51:49]and every song is just Rihanna.

[51:51]Like, it feels like Rihanna.

[51:52]You get a feeling of who Rihanna is from these songs,

[51:55]and guess what?

[51:56]Rihanna is somebody I kind of want to be with,

[51:58]'cause it seems like she's having a fucking great time

[52:01]all the time. - Wow.

[52:03]- Every song, she's like, I'm having a great time.

[52:05]And I'm like, yeah, I want to be with you on the yacht.

[52:07]I want to be out there.

[52:08]Let's do it.

[52:09]It's her second number one album.

[52:11]It's the first album ever by a black woman

[52:13]to spend 300 weeks on the Billboard 200.

[52:15]300 weeks, by the way, over six years.

[52:17]- Wow, amazing. - Crazy.

[52:19]It got, received six nominations at the 2017 Grammys,

[52:23]and this is, Rihanna is the first artist ever,

[52:26]because when you read about Rihanna,

[52:27]you just, you don't realize how huge she is.

[52:30]First artist ever to have a hundred million

[52:33]cumulative singles awards.

[52:35]She has sold a hundred million singles.

[52:37]- Wow.

[52:38]- Because of all the digital downloads.

[52:39]Like that's crazy.

[52:40]She's the second best selling female artist in the country

[52:43]behind Madonna, and is only second to the Beatles

[52:46]for the most million selling singles in the UK.

[52:49]So in the UK, the best, most singles ever

[52:50]is the Beatles and then Rihanna.

[52:52]It's crazy.

[52:53]Let's get into Antti.

[52:55]- She's also the Guinness World Record holder

[52:58]for the most watched Super Bowl halftime performance

[53:00]and the richest female musician, Guinness Book.

[53:03]- Yep. - Wow.

[53:05]- What year was she born?

[53:07]- 88.

[53:10]- A lot of people love this bit.

[53:12]America's youngest self-made,

[53:15]America's youngest self-made billionaire in 2022.

[53:19]- Wow.

[53:20]- It's the music and then she's got like a makeup line,

[53:21]right?

[53:22]That's a big other part of her business, I think.

[53:27]- I don't know how I can respectfully say this,

[53:31]but as much as I was not attracted to that picture

[53:34]of Patsy Cline.

[53:35]- The opposite is true with Rihanna.

[53:37]I'm extraordinarily attracted to Rihanna.

[53:40]- It's a very sexy album.

[53:42]- It's a super sexy album.

[53:43]It just sounds like, it's like,

[53:45]oh, I want to be hanging out with her.

[53:47]I want to be doing all, I mean, listen to this right now.

[53:49]You get to hang out with Rihanna, listen.

[53:51]♪ I'd rather be smoking weed ♪

[53:54]- Oh yeah, this is a fun tune.

[53:56]Who wrote this song?

[53:59]This sounds like a Solange song.

[54:00]♪ Don't say that you miss me ♪

[54:02]- Do you think they're listening to Stevie Wonder, though,

[54:03]when they do this? - Oh, okay.

[54:05]- 100%, right?

[54:05]- Yeah.

[54:06]- It's fun.

[54:07]Fun, fun, fun.

[54:08]- Shay Taylor.

[54:09]- Shay Taylor.

[54:10]- Russell, were you a little surprised

[54:11]there weren't more hits on this album of hers?

[54:14]- New York City, New York City based.

[54:16]- I knew the "Work, work, work, work, work" song, but.

[54:19]- Okay, isn't "Kiss the Dead" her hit?

[54:20]"Love on the Brain"?

[54:21]Those were hits.

[54:22]- It seems more laid back than maybe like commercial hits,

[54:25]but maybe less catchy hooks.

[54:27]I don't know if that's the right way to put it,

[54:29]but what do you guys think?

[54:31]- Yeah, I mean, the sequencing on this album is pretty good.

[54:34]It's crazy to me, like, for "Love on the Brain"

[54:36]to be as laid as it is, it does feel like she was making

[54:39]an album the way she wanted to and not necessarily

[54:42]just like putting the four singles up front,

[54:45]trying to sell the album, like, it does feel like, you know,

[54:48]I'm making this 'cause, well, it's my eighth album.

[54:49]I can make what I want.

[54:51]- Yeah, that's true.

[54:52]- Well, I was wondering, Matt, Matt talked about this

[54:53]when we did "Queen" a few weeks ago, like when you pull up,

[54:55]like what songs pop up when you pull up that band?

[54:58]So I looked at Spotify and just put in Rihanna,

[55:00]and I think there were two songs in the top 10

[55:03]from this album.

[55:04]- She's got a ton of albums,

[55:05]so that's probably pretty good, right?

[55:07]- Yeah.

[55:08]- I mean, this is her eighth album, isn't it?

[55:09]- I think so.

[55:10]I just know so many other Rihanna songs.

[55:11]I thought I was gonna be hearing hit after hit,

[55:13]and of course, this did get Grammy-nominated

[55:15]for best R&B song, "Kiss It Better."

[55:17]And of course, I recognize a lot of the songs on here, but.

[55:21]♪ I ain't on that sunshine, but I think I need that back ♪

[55:25]- What is this music?

[55:26]I mean, it's like, can you think of something

[55:28]that's more like 2000, late, mid-2010s R&B

[55:33]than this sound right here?

[55:34]- Well, this kind of feels like '80s,

[55:36]like all the '80s throwback, right?

[55:38]- Yeah, but then, I mean,

[55:39]this sounds just like "The Weekend" to me.

[55:41]It sounds just like.

[55:43]- "Frank Ocean"?

[55:44]I mean, I was trying to figure out

[55:45]why "Frank Ocean" is so high compared to this album.

[55:49]'Cause it feels like this should be higher to me

[55:50]than "Frank Ocean's" album.

[55:51]- That's a fair, yeah, that's a very good comparison.

[55:54]- I love a hot take by Matt.

[55:55]- Oh, that's very good.

[55:56]- Take that, AI.

[55:57]Not this episode.

[56:00]Next up, of course, this spent nine weeks at number one.

[56:04]"Work".

[56:05]♪ I believed all of your dreams ♪

[56:10]- Drag queens are saying thank you for this song.

[56:11]- Oh, really?

[56:12]♪ You tomorrow I must leave ♪

[56:13]- Yeah, they're always saying "Work" here.

[56:14]♪ You're taking my love ♪

[56:15]♪ I brought for you for fun ♪

[56:16]- This one has my favorite, yeah,

[56:17]I think it has some just great lines in it.

[56:19]♪ To give me something that I never had ♪

[56:21]- Yeah, it's a fun one.

[56:23]♪ Something that you never seen ♪

[56:24]- And her voice, it just is, I don't know, fun.

[56:29]♪ Just get ready for work, work, work ♪

[56:34]♪ Work, work, work, work ♪

[56:35]♪ Get to me, I'll be work, work, work, work, work ♪

[56:36]- I don't know, this must be on a weight room mix I have,

[56:38]'cause I associate this, her, Rihanna,

[56:40]with lifting weights for some reason.

[56:41]♪ Work, work, work, work, work, work ♪

[56:43]- This song, now listen, when she made this album,

[56:46]she rented a house in Malibu over several months

[56:49]and just made this whole album at this mansion in Malibu.

[56:52]Can you imagine being at this mansion in Malibu with Rihanna

[56:57]and she's putting out shit like this,

[56:58]and you're just like, "This is the greatest month of my life."

[57:03]♪ It's Loretto ♪

[57:04]♪ Sittin' in a old Monte Carlo ♪

[57:06]- Yeah, this thing, this rules, right?

[57:10]- It's hard to even compare it to anything.

[57:12]- I know.

[57:14]- And there's nothing, I don't know,

[57:15]I mean, there's nothing I can say

[57:16]that's gonna be better than listening to Rihanna

[57:18]do these songs.

[57:19]♪ I know you want it ♪

[57:20]- Why don't you try, give us your best take here.

[57:22]- Yeah, do it, there's no takes.

[57:25]- I mean, it's perfectly,

[57:28]you know I love a great mixed album.

[57:31]This is such a clean, cleanly mixed album

[57:33]you can hear her, but you can hear like

[57:36]what they're going for with each song, "Woo."

[57:38]♪ I bet she could never leave you ♪

[57:40]- And every song is kind of different.

[57:42]You know what I mean?

[57:43]Like we got more of a genuine sounding song here.

[57:46]- Oh, "The Weeknd" is a writer on here.

[57:50]- Yeah, I think the, whatever the muffled microphone sound,

[57:54]I think that's getting played out.

[57:56]Like this song, that starts to date this album.

[57:58]The other songs feel pretty timeless,

[58:01]but this one, when they started doing this,

[58:02]just seems a little...

[58:03]- Oh yeah, I remember when they used to do that kind of thing.

[58:06]- Oh yeah, "Needed Me."

[58:09]This was, this became Rihanna's 29th top 10 single

[58:12]on the chart.

[58:13]♪ Mustard ♪

[58:14]♪ Mustard ♪

[58:17]- It spent 16 weeks in the top 10.

[58:19]♪ You and me ♪

[58:22]- Is this one of Mustard's first songs?

[58:24]I mean like-

[58:24]- I was trying to think when I heard him on the track,

[58:25]I was like, man, all the way in 2017.

[58:28]- He's 34 years old.

[58:29]- Yes, we can't have that name.

[58:30]- Mustard was born in 1990, just so you know.

[58:33]- People love the bit.

[58:34]They think it's great.

[58:35]♪ Baby, ooh, you ♪

[58:37]- Guys, you know what I might have to do with this album?

[58:40]I hate to say it.

[58:41]- Have sex?

[58:42]- I might have to make this a "Making Love" album.

[58:44]- Report back, give it a shot.

[58:47]♪ Should I roll it up ♪

[58:49]♪ Let her ride it up ♪

[58:50]- Okay, I'll get back to you in a couple months here.

[58:51]♪ She would never rise ♪

[58:53]♪ She would never rise ♪

[58:54]- DJ Mustard during late 20, or 2011,

[58:58]was with Tyga and some of them.

[59:03]So he's been around for a while.

[59:04]- He's been around for five years.

[59:05]- You know where I saw him?

[59:07]I saw him in the study with the pipe wrench.

[59:10]- Two Chains?

[59:12]- DJ Mustard.

[59:13]- Two Chains in 2012?

[59:14]- Yeah, I said it.

[59:16]- Oh.

[59:16]I was a big fan of the Chicago Bears fullback,

[59:19]Brad Mustard.

[59:20]- Oh.

[59:21]- Oh, did he have a neck roll?

[59:23]- He had a neck roll.

[59:24]- I think so.

[59:24]- You cannot get into a Mustard naming thing.

[59:26]- Hey, Rob, let's do a one round draft of Mustard

[59:29]so you guys can take food, people, whatever you want.

[59:33]- Oh, I'm going first.

[59:35]- Okay, you go first.

[59:36]- I'm taking Honey Mustard.

[59:37]I'm taking Honey Mustard over any other Mustard person

[59:40]or Mustard item.

[59:42]- Oh, I'll tell you what.

[59:45]You know, I got to do it to you.

[59:47]I'm going to take Grey Poupon.

[59:48]I got to have that Grey Poupon, okay?

[59:51]That's what I had growing up.

[59:52]- That's just shocking coming from a guy

[59:53]who grew up with a milkman.

[59:56]- Interesting how that works, right?

[59:58]- We had many Mustards, of course,

[59:59]but Grey Poupon is the one I cannot think of.

[60:01]It's delicious.

[60:03]It's not a sandwich.

[60:03]I'll tell you what.

[60:04]Little Grey Poupon with mayonnaise,

[60:07]put some fries in there.

[60:08]- I didn't know there was any other kind of Mustard

[60:12]than Yellow Mustard until I went to Subway one day

[60:16]and they just had it on kind of a thing.

[60:19]I had no idea there was anything other than Yellow Mustard.

[60:22]And now I know there's DJ Mustard.

[60:24]- And of course, now with Subway,

[60:26]like if you ask for Mustard,

[60:27]they're going to give you some fucking Mustard.

[60:28]You got to tell them light sauce.

[60:30]Do not go to Subway thinking they're going to put

[60:32]a normal amount of sauce on it.

[60:32]They're going to put sauce on stuff.

[60:33]They put on sauce as a joke.

[60:35]They will put on sauce to make them laugh.

[60:37]It's like Aaron at the car dealership last episode.

[60:40]- The Mustard I'm going to take is when Russell's upstairs

[60:43]roommate walks by and gives him a little shoulder rub

[60:45]and it's not quite enough.

[60:45]And he says, "Put a little Mustard,

[60:47]put a little Mustard on there."

[60:49]- God damn it.

[60:50]- Put a little Mustard into that.

[60:51]Ooh.

[60:51]- Yeah.

[60:52]- I'm getting dunked down for the Mustard part.

[60:54]Matt, did we talk to you about Mustard?

[60:56]- Nope.

[60:58]- Same old mistakes.

[61:02]- Yes.

[61:03]- You know what it would be?

[61:08]It's when I'm on a cruise and we're practicing not singing.

[61:10]I have to go to my Mustard station.

[61:12]- Your Mustard station?

[61:15]- Yeah.

[61:16]Isn't that what they call it on a cruise?

[61:17]Don't make me talk about going on cruises, guys.

[61:21]Come on.

[61:22]- Wow. This is crazy.

[61:23]Like you read, this is Tame Impala.

[61:24]Like there, yeah, this is one of those like

[61:26]massive pop albums where it's like,

[61:28]there's a ton of power behind.

[61:31]- Who's popular.

[61:32]- This thing.

[61:32]- It's going really well.

[61:33]It's, yeah.

[61:34]- Yeah, that's Tame Impala, wow.

[61:36]- A Mustard station is a designated meeting place

[61:38]for passengers in the event of emergency.

[61:40]- Mustard.

[61:41]- That's the Mustard I'm going to take, Russell,

[61:42]because actually safety, I believe in safety.

[61:45]- Are we going to snake draft for a second round or what?

[61:47]- Well, and guess what?

[61:49]Second in the safety draft, I'm taking Orlando Thomas.

[61:52]So, what are you going to do?

[61:53]- What?

[61:54]- Never ending.

[61:57]That's going to come out funny at the end, I think.

[62:02]This song, is fun.

[62:06]- It's cool to hear her with, you know,

[62:08]minimal, on a minimalist, minimalist track.

[62:11]- Oh, she can do it.

[62:14]Fucking Dido is the writer on here.

[62:16]- Dido's on this one?

[62:17]- It's crazy, right?

[62:17]- Wow.

[62:18]- Dido, how big though, was Dido for a little bit?

[62:22]Dido was like, you could not go anywhere

[62:25]without hearing Dido.

[62:26]- Well, it wasn't, she was on the Eminem song, right?

[62:29]- Yeah.

[62:29]- Can I ask Aaron, you may have to cut me off.

[62:32]- She's got some sort of effect on her voice, doesn't she?

[62:35]- Cut the music.

[62:36]- Cut the music.

[62:36]- I don't know.

[62:37]Maybe she does.

[62:38]- Am I mishearing that?

[62:39]I don't know.

[62:40]I just, I don't know if it's as stripped down as.

[62:41]- Yeah, probably nothing's fully taken.

[62:42]- This is an interesting, interesting album

[62:45]in that it seems like very lo-fi.

[62:49]We've talked about that before, but very produced.

[62:51]It's kind of, I don't know how to wrap my head around that.

[62:54]- I think there's a lot of space in the sound, right?

[62:56]It's not like lush instrumentation.

[62:59]- Okay.

[63:00]- But I do think, yeah, it's, it's a pop.

[63:02]It's a pop album, right?

[63:02]Nothing is out of place.

[63:03]- Yeah.

[63:04]- Everything is done to the specifications that,

[63:08]you know, someone wrote out.

[63:10]- It's like oddly, like oddly pristine.

[63:12]I don't know.

[63:13]I don't know how to characterize it.

[63:14]- Yeah, I hear that.

[63:15]- Yeah.

[63:16]- But it's like all these other albums we've listened to.

[63:17]It's like Beyonce's and, I mean,

[63:18]there is 78 people that have some sort of credit,

[63:23]at least in the writers and producers kind of a thing that,

[63:27]I mean, you're getting a best of the best at the time,

[63:31]and all of their best thoughts

[63:34]and what they were working on, things like that,

[63:36]and it's produced in one big album.

[63:38]- And you got a star who can carry it, right?

[63:39]Like she delivers.

[63:41]- Well, I'll tell you what else has had space in the music

[63:44]and a star.

[63:45]- Well.

[63:46]- This is some space in the music to me.

[63:48]- Yeah, there's space in the music.

[63:50]- I just thought this was just space music.

[63:52]- Well, I mean, it's one of the top three space music

[63:57]that I can think of.

[63:59]- Hey, speaking of space.

[64:01]- Yeah.

[64:01]- Maybe Star Wars.

[64:02]Who's looking like the emperor Palpatine right now

[64:05]on this call?

[64:06]- I know.

[64:07]- I told you Russell, it's a Zempic face.

[64:09]- Aaron now has his sweatshirt hood up

[64:11]and it's a black sweatshirt

[64:13]and he looks like the emperor from Star Wars.

[64:16]- It's getting cold in the laundry room.

[64:17]- Aaron is wearing a drug rug.

[64:19]He has got the hood up.

[64:20]- No.

[64:21]- Okay.

[64:22]Big time.

[64:24]He's asking us to go play hacky sack out after lunch.

[64:26]I don't know about this.

[64:28]- He's growing out his dreadlocks.

[64:29]Look at those dreadlocks.

[64:30]They're going nice.

[64:31]- I like that.

[64:32]- Love on the brain.

[64:33]This became Rihanna's second top five single,

[64:38]or no, 22nd top five single,

[64:40]breaking her tie with Elvis Presley.

[64:42]- I love that this is like a doo-wop kind of a thing.

[64:46]It's so fun.

[64:47]- This is her 30th top 10 single,

[64:50]tied her with Madonna and the Beatles.

[64:53]Crazy.

[64:54]And then you're like, oh, kind of driving.

[64:59]Are we going to hear a true ballad

[65:01]out of Rihanna on this album?

[65:02]♪ What if I'm impolite ♪

[65:05]- God dang right we are.

[65:06]- Yeah.

[65:07]- Why not?

[65:08]♪ I just really need your ass with me ♪

[65:10]- I mean, she is bringing it.

[65:11]♪ I'm sorry about the others ♪

[65:13]- Is there even anybody else's voice on this album?

[65:15]I guess SZA's on there, but.

[65:17]♪ I could be my creator ♪

[65:19]- I mean, it's her.

[65:20]She's forward and front.

[65:22]- Yeah, she carries it, yeah.

[65:25]♪ But I'm turns up of SZA and I love you ♪

[65:28]- Oh, she can wail.

[65:29]♪ Is the only ♪

[65:31]- Oh, she can wail.

[65:32]♪ And the album close to you ♪

[65:37]What a closer, right?

[65:38]- Wow, yeah.

[65:40]- I mean, how else could you close this album?

[65:41]You couldn't do another dub dance hall thing.

[65:44]♪ Nothing but a tear that's all for breakfast ♪

[65:49]♪ Watching you ♪

[65:51]- Now, are we doing the deluxe edition?

[65:53]- No, we don't, nope.

[65:56]- Are you sure you don't want to do that last song, Russell?

[65:58]- We got time.

[65:59]- Lucy, you did a great job playing too there.

[66:01]- You did that, Rob.

[66:02]- Okay, I'm going to do a quick list, okay,

[66:04]of the top three songs that are added

[66:07]to the deluxe edition.

[66:09]- Nice.

[66:10]- A list?

[66:11]- It's a list.

[66:12]- It's got to be a top two list of the day.

[66:13]- It's a mini list.

[66:14]- One of the best lists.

[66:15]- Actually, if we can go back to last week,

[66:16]we're going to do the deluxe version

[66:18]of the ultimate Patsy Cline.

[66:19]- Oh my God.

[66:20]- Which is a list of 37 songs.

[66:23]- First up, "Goodnight, Gotham."

[66:28]♪ Only for love ♪

[66:30]- I just watched it air,

[66:31]and I'm thinking,

[66:32]♪ Lord Vader arise ♪

[66:36]- Yeah.

[66:37]- Yes, master.

[66:38]- Oh, it's Florence from "Florence and the Machine."

[66:40]- Lawrence Welch.

[66:44]- What do you think Amber is wearing under there?

[66:47]I bet it's a jockstrap.

[66:49]- Just jockstrap or something?

[66:50]- Just jockstrap.

[66:51]You guys ever thought about doing that?

[66:52]Just going jockstrap?

[66:53]- I feel like you've brought this up before.

[66:56]- What?

[66:56]- I think you have.

[66:57]- Pose.

[67:00]- I think you just answered the question, Russell.

[67:02]We could move on.

[67:03]- Whoa, this is wild.

[67:04]♪ Get up ♪

[67:05]♪ Go west ♪

[67:07]♪ Getting down ♪

[67:08]- Let's go a little further.

[67:08]- Rob, what if the emperor wears like novelty boxers?

[67:11]Like they're boxers with like smiley faces on 'em

[67:14]or something like that.

[67:16]Something you would totally not expect.

[67:18]- Something where it looks like

[67:19]an imperial destroyer is his penis somehow.

[67:22]You know what I mean?

[67:23]It's like a joke one.

[67:24]Yeah, that'd be great.

[67:24]- You just wanted to play this one.

[67:26]- And then finally,

[67:27]and maybe this is the number one reason

[67:28]we've got on this list,

[67:29]it's "Sex With Me."

[67:30]- "Sex With Me."

[67:32]- So amazing.

[67:34]- No, this song is only 45 seconds long, what?

[67:36]♪ Amazing ♪

[67:38]♪ Sex with me, so amazing ♪

[67:42]- Oh my God, okay.

[67:42]- So amazing.

[67:43]- I'll, I'll be right back.

[67:46]I gotta turn off my video here for just a second.

[67:51]One of these times I'm gonna turn it back on,

[67:52]I'm gonna be doing naked, doing a handstand.

[67:54]You guys heard?

[67:55]♪ Straight shots to the Buddha ♪

[67:56]♪ Shot, shot, shot, shot ♪

[67:57]♪ Baby, I'm a fake poison ♪

[67:58]♪ Boom, boom, boom, boom ♪

[68:00]You can just play this song, Rob,

[68:02]when you're getting ready to give yourself a shot.

[68:04]Shot, shot, shot, shot.

[68:06]Boom.

[68:07]Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot.

[68:11]Everybody.

[68:13]I actually hate that song.

[68:18]RFK Jr.?

[68:21]You hate the hit song, Shot, Shot, Shot, Shot, Shot, Shot?

[68:25]What?

[68:30]RFK Jr., Russell, hates the song, Shots, by Lil Jon.

[68:34]I like that song.

[68:37]Yeah.

[68:37]Well, I like Lil Jon's other song called Floor Ride.

[68:39]I think that song's actually called Turn Down for What,

[68:42]but you can call it Shots if you want.

[68:43]Oh, that's the one where the guy humps through the floor, Russell.

[68:46]We've already done a video breakdown of that song.

[68:48]Come on, get with it.

[68:49]It does.

[68:49]He falls through it.

[68:50]He falls through by humping.

[68:51]Now, listen.

[68:54]This was, Rihanna was number 230 on the list.

[68:56]Okay, happy dentist day.

[68:58]All right.

[68:59]Happy to me.

[68:59]I don't have anywhere to go tomorrow.

[69:01]It's already 3 a.m. here.

[69:02]Guess what?

[69:02]I can stay up later if I want.

[69:04]Not a big deal.

[69:05]Okay, but Matt's giving me that look.

[69:06]You do have to make sure you make it up for your UFC fights tomorrow at 10 p.m.

[69:10]That's going to be tough.

[69:13]You should probably get some NBA bets in, too, tomorrow.

[69:16]Oh, yeah.

[69:17]That's a great idea.

[69:18]230 on the list.

[69:19]Happy dentist day.

[69:20]Does this belong at 230?

[69:22]Is it a rolling well-toned?

[69:24]Okay.

[69:25]Hey, it's the 2016s.

[69:28]It's Rihanna.

[69:28]What more do you want?

[69:29]What more do you want?

[69:29]The queen of 16, baby.

[69:31]That's something I came up with.

[69:33]That's on the shirt.

[69:33]All right.

[69:34]On the backside of the shirt, two fat guys on motorcycles.

[69:38]Okay.

[69:39]On the sleeve, the woman with the long fingernails.

[69:42]Okay.

[69:44]On the other sleeve, the record cover of Hervey Mann.

[69:46]I got confused what the deal with the shirt was.

[69:48]Okay.

[69:49]I thought it was records, but then I got.

[69:50]Or is this a rolling groan?

[69:55]Russell tried to blow a tube in there with the gambler.

[69:56]Or is this a rolling groan?

[69:58]Does not belong on this list.

[70:01]Okay.

[70:01]It should be higher up.

[70:02]It should be way above 230.

[70:03]Listen.

[70:04]There's not even that many bangers from Rihanna on this album.

[70:07]We did a different one.

[70:08]Or is this a rolling bone?

[70:10]It should have been higher up on the list.

[70:11]Okay.

[70:12]This was a fun one to listen to.

[70:13]It was good.

[70:14]Okay.

[70:15]Do we have that much to say about it?

[70:16]Because it kind of just seems to be a generic 2016 album.

[70:19]Maybe.

[70:20]We'll see.

[70:20]That's what we're talking about right now.

[70:22]And we're going to start with Emperor Aaron.

[70:24]Okay.

[70:25]With the scary hood on.

[70:26]Okay.

[70:26]It looks like you're out trading.

[70:27]You're trading.

[70:28]You're trading down broken down mechs in the desert with the Jawas.

[70:31]I was trying to think of an Emperor Palpatine.

[70:41]I can't do it.

[70:41]The Emperor Palpatine voice.

[70:45]Power.

[70:45]Unlimited power.

[70:46]Lord Vader.

[70:48]Because he kind of has the way of his tongue gets to the front of his teeth.

[70:53]I think this is rolling boned.

[70:55]Do not fear the feeble attack, my friend.

[70:58]Okay.

[70:58]The entire top 100 were, you know, corporate-backed big albums that got every big name to write and produce.

[71:06]That would kind of be boring.

[71:07]But at the same time, when you listen to this music, you think about the power of a collective imagination and getting the best people, like Matt said, to do what they do well.

[71:15]It's really fucking fun to listen to.

[71:17]I would listen to it over some of the other stuff we've heard up until now.

[71:21]So I'm going to call it Rolling Bone.

[71:22]Longest fingernails had I.

[71:25]What?

[71:27]Yoda, you used to have the longest fingernails, but you're so short.

[71:30]How would you even handle that lightsaber with those nails?

[71:33]Right.

[71:33]When Rob let his nails grow, he tore his ass up masturbating.

[71:36]That's got the hood on now, too.

[71:44]I got to tread the board sometimes.

[71:46]All right.

[71:47]Russell, Rolling Well-Toned, Rolling Bone, or Rolling Grown?

[71:51]What do you think?

[71:51]Rihanna, Auntie.

[71:52]I thought it was a super unique album.

[71:54]I really enjoyed listening to it.

[71:55]I'm going to say it's Rolling Well-Toned.

[71:58]Matt, what do you think?

[71:59]Rolling Well-Toned, Rolling Bone, or Rolling Grown?

[72:00]I've got a question for my good friend Aaron out in Oakland, also known as Coakland.

[72:06]Uh-oh.

[72:06]We've got an album coming up here at number 249.

[72:14]249.

[72:15]20 albums away.

[72:17]Whitney Houston, Whitney Houston.

[72:19]A little album called Whitney Houston by Whitney Houston.

[72:21]Oh, wow.

[72:21]Wow.

[72:22]Which album deserves to be higher?

[72:25]Is that the orange cover one, Aaron?

[72:26]Yeah.

[72:26]Yeah.

[72:27]That's right.

[72:27]Yeah, that's ridiculous.

[72:27]I listened to that on vinyl the other night.

[72:30]The hell, the hell, if that should be in the top 100.

[72:34]It's ridiculous that we've not listened to it.

[72:36]It's a monster.

[72:37]Yeah, that's a monster.

[72:38]You're right.

[72:38]It's a little bit of, you know, do we compare Rihanna to Whitney Houston?

[72:42]I mean, we could go nine different avenues, right, kind of thing.

[72:46]So, does this album belong up here?

[72:49]I'm going to take a little bit of Russell's take.

[72:51]I think it's got a couple of good songs.

[72:52]It doesn't have, it's not the Adele where 17 of the 20 songs are, you know, radio hits,

[72:59]but it's been on the top whatever for three years.

[73:03]For a reason, right?

[73:03]It's weird.

[73:05]It's weird.

[73:05]I don't know.

[73:06]It's kind of like an enigma or an anomaly, you know, to me that this is not in the top

[73:12]100, but at the same time, there's some other albums that are below it here that would probably

[73:17]line up with each other.

[73:18]Just female artists kind of a thing with huge ballads.

[73:22]The Whitney Houston album.

[73:22]That sounds like a good comparison, yeah.

[73:24]You know, just because it's close to each other, but, you know, so I don't know.

[73:28]I'm just going to say it's rolling well-toned right here, but I mean, there's some arguments

[73:31]to be made both ways.

[73:33]It should go up and show to go down.

[73:34]It doesn't make a lot of sense.

[73:36]It's like Crush wrestled with Demolition before WrestleMania 8 and 9 or 9 and 10.

[73:43]9 and 10.

[73:43]But he performed at WrestleMania as Kona Crush, the Hawaiian Crush in 9 and 10.

[73:48]So, he never even wrestled at WrestleMania as Demolition Crush.

[73:52]It doesn't make sense at all.

[73:53]Just weird.

[73:53]Just weird.

[73:54]Just doesn't make sense.

[73:55]But either way, Doink hitting him with that prosthetic arm.

[74:00]Loaded prosthetic arm.

[74:01]Oh.

[74:01]It's pretty cool.

[74:03]It sounds like it had sour cream and cheese in it.

[74:05]You know what I mean?

[74:06]What is a loaded prosthetic arm?

[74:07]Were Dink and Blink and Pink there with him?

[74:10]You know, too, that that prosthetic arm had two fingers out like this and he poked him

[74:14]in the eye with it.

[74:14]You know that's what it was.

[74:15]Well, Doink was famous for the flower squirt.

[74:18]I do need to respond to Matt.

[74:22]The math is not going to add up for me over the next 20 albums or so.

[74:25]Because you're right, Matt.

[74:26]When we get to Whitney Houston, I'm going to have thoughts.

[74:28]There's like five albums in the 230s that I'm going to think are rolling bone.

[74:32]I don't know.

[74:32]It's starting to fall apart.

[74:33]Red Headed Stranger, 237.

[74:35]Red Headed Stranger, Sam Cooke Laugh at the Harlem Square, Coltrane Giant Steps.

[74:38]Like, there's some stuff coming up that I just love.

[74:41]So, the math isn't going to work out for me.

[74:43]Metallica, Metallica, 235 for Russell.

[74:45]Jeez, come on.

[74:46]How about that?

[74:46]Black Albums at 235.

[74:47]The part of it is, Aaron, you just got to start shitting on albums when you don't like

[74:51]it.

[74:51]You got to mean it.

[74:52]Yeah, I got to get out.

[74:53]I got to just.

[74:54]Like, remember when you guys just shat all over Carole King, that one episode, Aaron?

[74:59]Like, you need, if you give us one where you tear one apart, we'll let you call 10 in a

[75:06]row.

[75:06]We'll let you do it.

[75:09]Aaron, let's pick a guy album next time.

[75:11]Let's not keep doing it to female artists, okay?

[75:13]Let's just think about that for a little bit.

[75:15]Maybe a white guy.

[75:17]Yeah, let's just think about this.

[75:19]Listen.

[75:21]Nobody asked me, but I will say, unfortunately, you guys are correct.

[75:24]All right.

[75:25]We finally did it.

[75:27]Rolling balloons.

[75:28]Unfortunately, I was incorrect by saying you're correct.

[75:32]Shit.

[75:32]Because you were incorrect.

[75:34]This gets a rolling, let's hang this week owned.

[75:37]More than any other album we've listened to, I want to hang out with this artist just listening

[75:45]to this album.

[75:45]I want to be with Rihanna just because it seems like it would be fun.

[75:50]Okay?

[75:51]Get that out of your head.

[75:52]Not that stuff.

[75:52]Okay.

[75:54]Maybe a little of that stuff.

[75:55]If she was on my King Din, I would definitely give her the okay sign.

[75:59]Oh, you know what I mean?

[76:00]Now, next up, we've got the third most famous guy out of Gainesville after Tim Tebow and

[76:09]that short white point guard that helped him win the tournament.

[76:11]What's his name?

[76:13]Teddy DuPay.

[76:14]There you go.

[76:15]Yeah.

[76:16]I was like, I don't need to look it up.

[76:17]I'll let Rosloff say it.

[76:18]We've got Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.

[76:21]We've got Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers with Damn the Torpedoes.

[76:23]Oh, geez.

[76:24]When you want to hear about the greatest albums on the line.

[76:26]And the Heartbreakers, finally.

[76:27]Remember last time we were Heartbreaker free.

[76:30]There's some good songs.

[76:32]Some great songs on this album.

[76:34]I don't think they ever won it.

[76:36]Who was their point guard when they won?

[76:37]It was Torian Green and Tori Brewer.

[76:40]I've got the perfect heart for you, Jack.

[76:43]It wasn't DuPay.

[76:43]Beck did it better.

[76:46]Aaron, don't.

[76:46]This is not the part where we pick each other's.

[76:48]It was Torian Green.

[76:48]Now, I remember this.

[76:51]I remember my baseball bit.

[76:52]Aaron, here's what you do when you go to the tryout.

[76:53]You get some chew.

[76:55]You put that in.

[76:56]Red man.

[76:57]Big red man.

[76:58]You show up to the tryout.

[77:01]You puke in the corners for the first eight seconds of putting that in your mouth.

[77:05]You do the long pee scene from...

[77:08]What's that movie?

[77:10]Not Little League.

[77:11]A League of Their Own.

[77:12]You do the long pee scene from League of Their Own.

[77:14]You go in the locker room and just pee for a long time.

[77:17]And then you pull out the...

[77:21]Cardboard cutout you've made of the owner

[77:23]with the clothes pieces that you could take off.

[77:25]And you just start that...

[77:26]You start that right away.

[77:27]Whoever the owner of this team is, you get a picture of him.

[77:30]And at tryouts, you bring it and you start saying,

[77:32]let's get fired up.

[77:33]Let's take this.

[77:33]Let's get him naked.

[77:34]I think that's a good bit.

[77:36]That's the one?

[77:38]That's what we do.

[77:39]Yeah, that's...

[77:39]I kind of ran out of gas again.

[77:41]I half remembered it.

[77:42]We should retry that.

[77:44]Let's retry it.

[77:45]Let's retry it.

[77:45]And then we can go to bed.

[77:47]Okay.

[77:47]Try it again.

[77:48]Okay.

[77:48]So you get some chew.

[77:49]Okay, that's the part I know.

[77:51]For sure.

[77:51]Yep.

[77:51]All right.

[77:52]Get a jockstrap.

[77:53]Then you're going to do a Rachel Phelps.

[77:55]You got to take the pieces off the naked person.

[77:58]Yep.

[77:58]Unfortunately, you did buy the fanatic's pants, Aaron.

[78:00]That's what you're wearing to the tryout.

[78:02]So everybody could see everything.

[78:03]Okay.

[78:03]Yep.

[78:03]All right.

[78:04]But you bought them on purpose.

[78:05]Okay.

[78:06]You said you wanted to do a Neeson.

[78:09]God, what was his first name?

[78:10]That might have been before Aaron was on two weeks ago.

[78:14]Now...

[78:14]You might not know your Neeson jokes.

[78:16]Then you...

[78:18]What else do you do, man?

[78:19]What would you do at a tryout?

[78:20]Well, I...

[78:21]My worry would be like...

[78:22]Some calisthenics?

[78:23]Or I'd grab four bats.

[78:24]I'd be in the warm-up air circle with four bats.

[78:26]Rob, if the goal of the team was to win 100...

[78:29]Go 162-0, what I would do for taking the...

[78:33]Ripping the clothes off, I would go with nude pictures of the two fat guys on the bikes.

[78:37]And so you've got to rip off piece after piece.

[78:40]And it's...

[78:41]That's not like an eight-piece...

[78:42]No, that's a lot.

[78:43]That's a lot.

[78:44]Yeah, that's a lot.

[78:45]Trying to win every game.

[78:46]That's such a good idea.

[78:47]Figure out some with the nails.

[78:49]Clothes with the nails, maybe, Rob.

[78:51]Well, I'll see you guys later.

[78:52]Hey, all the other guys got off the Zoom, but I just want to say...

[78:55]We're having open tryouts for co-hosts on this podcast.

[78:58]Only $140.

[79:00]Come on in.

[79:02]You could be a star.

[79:03]Yeah.