Boogie Down Productions: Criminal Minded (1987)

[00:00]All right, so here's the deal, guys.

[00:01]We are going to do...

[00:03]Okay, jeez.

[00:04]Okay, we have a 59-minute timer for this episode.

[00:08]So right now, look at your little episode thing on your podcast player.

[00:11]Is it longer than 59 minutes?

[00:13]That means we fucked up, okay?

[00:14]Something went wrong.

[00:15]We left a tail on it.

[00:18]It gave me a little extra.

[00:19]Yeah, just a little bit.

[00:20]And I haven't started the timer yet, so don't look yet.

[00:23]Something from Danny.

[00:24]Yeah, this is a little something.

[00:25]But we're going to do a 59-minute episode tonight.

[00:29]Oh, I did start the timer.

[00:30]Oh, my God, we're out of the clock.

[00:31]And that makes me think.

[00:33]I think we've got to start with Mission Impossible music.

[00:36]Oh, okay.

[00:36]Yeah, that's right.

[00:37]Mission Impossible.

[00:38]In honor of Mission Impossible, the movie.

[00:40]Possible theme.

[00:41]The eighth installment.

[00:43]I've not seen all eight.

[00:44]Okay, here we go.

[00:46]Well, I realize they're all on Delta.

[00:48]And so I started to watch them, but I was like, I just don't.

[00:51]You've got to see that big screen.

[00:52]I got on that tiny screen.

[00:53]Yeah.

[00:54]The thing was, the Mission Impossible movies,

[00:57]they all just blend together.

[00:59]Rob, what do we have in the countdown?

[01:00]How many minutes?

[01:01]It says 69.

[01:03]It's going the wrong way.

[01:04]I don't know how to use this countdown.

[01:06]5804.

[01:07]We can see it in the search right there.

[01:09]Listen.

[01:09]58 minutes.

[01:10]Oh, I love it.

[01:11]We're into the 57s.

[01:12]Oh, boy.

[01:13]In 2020.

[01:14]You need to talk quicker, Rob.

[01:16]Oh, my God.

[01:17]It's kind of a little bit exciting.

[01:19]Living on the edge.

[01:21]In 2020, four friends decided to list every one of the greatest 500 albums

[01:24]aside by Rolling Stone magazine.

[01:25]This resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music.

[01:28]It was a great experience.

[01:28]It was a story of the order and led us to making this podcast.

[01:30]We are far from experts.

[01:32]We promise to do almost no research.

[01:33]All opinions are our own, unless you disagree.

[01:36]Please sit back and enjoy.

[01:38]Beck did it better.

[01:39]You hit the post on that bad boy.

[01:44]I hit the post there.

[01:45]Big time.

[01:46]Okay?

[01:47]God.

[01:47]I used to watch that show all the time.

[01:49]And the TV show was so funny because it was so fucking lame.

[01:52]There would be like one mask.

[01:54]And you'd be like, oh, God damn.

[01:55]I did not see that coming.

[01:57]That guy had a mask on.

[01:58]And then you watch the movie.

[01:59]Everybody's got masks on.

[02:00]Okay.

[02:01]Including TV show.

[02:02]The coach, including one guy who came up to Tom Cruise.

[02:04]You know what he said to him?

[02:05]Russell Tom Cruise smoking, smoking, and he ripped off his mask.

[02:14]And it was Tom Cruise.

[02:15]And then he said, did you order the cold red?

[02:18]Yeah.

[02:19]Yeah.

[02:20]I want to see a mission impossible where he goes to a house of ill

[02:24]repute.

[02:24]You know what I mean?

[02:25]And tries not to get an STD.

[02:27]Like that's his mission.

[02:28]That's an impossible mission.

[02:29]Yeah.

[02:29]He comes out and he's like, oh, it burns when I pee.

[02:32]Okay.

[02:33]Maybe a little tip for something that's coming later tonight.

[02:35]We'll see.

[02:36]We're all the way up to album 239.

[02:38]And from 1987, we have a Boogie Down Productions with Criminal Minded.

[02:43]South Bronx.

[02:44]South, South Bronx.

[02:45]Guys, this did better than their first album where Boogie Down Productions just whispered

[02:50]over their music.

[02:51]That was Subliminal Minded.

[02:53]Subliminal.

[02:54]Ha.

[02:54]Ha.

[02:57]Boogie Nights Productions.

[02:58]I tried to think of something subliminal to put into this podcast, but I can't

[03:01]even tell somebody to tell our listeners to do.

[03:03]Tell friends about this podcast.

[03:05]You're not going to do that.

[03:06]Don't.

[03:06]Okay.

[03:07]Hey, you dumb shits.

[03:09]Tell your friends about this podcast.

[03:10]That's superliminal.

[03:11]Aaron.

[03:11]I'm not subliminal.

[03:12]I'm superliminal.

[03:13]I'm in their fucking face.

[03:14]These dumb listeners.

[03:15]Listen.

[03:16]I thought you were going to be superlingual and speak this in multiple

[03:20]languages.

[03:20]Oh, that's super labial, Rob.

[03:23]No.

[03:23]Well, I was trying to be superlingual.

[03:25]Ha.

[03:25]Ha.

[03:26]Ha.

[03:27]Oh, you have a superlingua.

[03:29]Thank you.

[03:30]Bah.

[03:30]Eating tongue is a weird food though, Aaron, isn't it?

[03:34]It's one of the few foods where it's like you're Frenching the cow.

[03:36]Anyway.

[03:37]No, I stopped, actually.

[03:38]I used to like tongue tacos, or I would try to like tongue tacos, and it's not my thing

[03:43]anymore.

[03:43]How do they taste?

[03:44]Not great.

[03:45]They're dead.

[03:45]When do you just come to, like, I just, a nice shrimp taco, a nice chicken taco.

[03:52]Oh, man.

[03:52]I like those, man.

[03:52]That's just phenomenal, right?

[03:54]I agree.

[03:54]Like, when do you just say, like, why am I messing?

[03:57]I mean, if you walk up to the taco truck, and it's like, we got lingua, we got buche,

[04:01]we got trepas, like, we got to try them.

[04:03]Go ahead, Rob.

[04:04]If they said we've got buche, I'd be like, what?

[04:09]Buche?

[04:11]I don't think you can say that about people anymore.

[04:13]Big stomach, I think.

[04:14]Oh.

[04:15]Now, wait a minute.

[04:16]That does act.

[04:17]Wait a minute.

[04:18]Give it a shot.

[04:20]Big stomach.

[04:21]Oh.

[04:21]We're, listen, I've got three guys here.

[04:23]I could be wrong.

[04:24]Listen, guys, can we stop the timer when we're talking about Aaron's tongue?

[04:27]Aaron's tacos.

[04:27]Nope.

[04:28]We should be able to stop the timer.

[04:30]54-37.

[04:31]Rob, if I had an hour with a woman from a house of ill repute, I wouldn't spend it talking

[04:36]about what you're talking about now.

[04:38]We might find out, because, you know, I'm going to Reno next week.

[04:43]Get ready for the voicemail.

[04:45]Oh, God, we have a voicemail, and I have a list tonight.

[04:47]I got to get going.

[04:47]Rob, they do call it the biggest little city, don't they?

[04:50]Oh.

[04:51]Oh, Reno.

[04:53]Here comes Robbie.

[04:54]Jenny got in a place, a restaurant.

[04:57]Reservation at a hotel, where she later read so many bad reviews about the hallways flooding

[05:02]that she got a new place.

[05:04]Like, almost all the reviews were about the hallways being flooded and people getting

[05:07]their feet wet when they walk out.

[05:08]Yeah.

[05:09]And guess where she booked us now?

[05:11]We're in a place where there is no casino, and I told her that was fine.

[05:16]That doesn't bother me.

[05:17]Oh, my God.

[05:17]Yeah.

[05:18]I mean, if I made $3.7 million like Jenny does, I would, yeah, I would go to the biggest

[05:24]casino, best hotel.

[05:27]Well, you could find, like, don't, you don't, you don't need to go to a place where they're

[05:30]flooding like that.

[05:31]That would be like a 1% raise for Matt to make that much.

[05:33]I was going to say, Matt, after your claim on your money a few weeks ago, I don't think

[05:37]you're...

[05:38]I don't know.

[05:38]Does that claim anything?

[05:39]I do keep hearing, does that claim anything?

[05:42]Yeah.

[05:42]You said you have more money than you know what to do with it.

[05:43]Like, I don't, you know, I don't listen back to what I said, so what did I say?

[05:46]You said, and I quote, I have more money than I know what to do with it, and my job is easy

[05:50]as shit.

[05:50]It wasn't quite an I quote, but it was in that vein.

[05:54]Yeah.

[05:54]Now, listen.

[05:56]I don't think it was really in that vein.

[05:57]I think you're exaggerating.

[05:59]There's two things there, though.

[06:00]Let's clear this up.

[06:01]I can have more money than I need, and it doesn't have to be that much money.

[06:05]Right?

[06:06]Fair.

[06:07]Right.

[06:07]I mean, and my job is easy as shit, and they pay me more money than they should, but don't

[06:12]tell them that, please.

[06:13]Yeah, both of those fair points.

[06:14]Yep.

[06:15]Now, is this parody song good?

[06:17]No.

[06:18]Okay.

[06:19]Do I think it's maybe one of the worst parody songs I've ever done?

[06:22]Yeah.

[06:22]But guess what?

[06:23]It doesn't matter.

[06:24]Okay.

[06:24]I'm just turning out content for these.

[06:26]I'm just turning out content for these little piggies who love this shit.

[06:28]Now, listen.

[06:28]I've got three guys here who have collected so many sucker MCs that they got enough rappers

[06:34]to get a free one because they had the Native American shooting at the star.

[06:36]You know what I mean?

[06:38]That's a good one.

[06:40]Oh, that's a good joke.

[06:42]When you collected those Tootsie Pop rappers, and you're like, this one has a star.

[06:46]I'm collecting it.

[06:46]That's what dumb fat kids were doing all over the United States.

[06:50]How do you think that rumor got started?

[06:53]I don't know.

[06:53]It's a brilliant rumor, though.

[06:55]Probably by Tootsie Pop.

[06:56]Do you know anybody who's working at a grocery store, and somebody came up with a bunch of

[07:01]dirty-ass, sticky rappers?

[07:04]They're like, I want a free blow pop.

[07:05]I have 100 of these.

[07:06]You're like, what are you?

[07:07]No.

[07:07]What was it?

[07:09]If you got enough, you got a free one?

[07:11]What was the rumor?

[07:11]I don't know.

[07:12]Was it like 50, or was it?

[07:13]I think we could do like, if you got enough Boston Baked Beans box tops, then you get

[07:17]a free.

[07:18]Listen, the timer's down to 51 minutes, so I can't talk about this, but guys, I'm getting

[07:24]kind of sick of Boston Baked Beans.

[07:25]I hate to say it.

[07:26]I had my first box ever.

[07:27]When I was up in North Dakota, I saw them, so I'll take a couple of your boxes.

[07:31]They were good.

[07:31]I've had too many, and I'm just going to say this right now.

[07:34]My wife is not mad that you guys sent a bunch of Boston Baked Beans.

[07:38]She wanted me to be very clear that I don't say that on the podcast, that she's mad.

[07:41]She's not mad.

[07:42]She's so not mad that she said it to me, don't tell everybody that I'm mad.

[07:47]I said, I won't.

[07:48]I promise.

[07:48]How many different delivery boxes, like not, delivery or separate orders came?

[07:54]I think three.

[07:56]One was just small boxes, and then a bunch were the huge movie theater boxes, but it

[08:00]turns out sometimes Boston Baked Beans have a bad batch.

[08:03]Boston Baked Beans, bad batch, bad news.

[08:06]Oh, I didn't do the last B on there.

[08:09]Damn it.

[08:10]I got to report them to the Better Business Bureau.

[08:13]Bad batch, Boston Baked Beans, bad business.

[08:15]Better Business Bureau, I got bad Boston Baked Beans.

[08:17]It's a triple B.

[08:20]I got big beef with your business.

[08:23]Big beef with the Boston Baked Beans business.

[08:26]This is just like my goals dating when I was younger.

[08:28]Triple Bs.

[08:29]I didn't really have high standards.

[08:30]Hey, Major League Baseball, MLB.

[08:33]I got some Major League Beans, MLBs.

[08:36]Listen, let's turn on the radio.

[08:39]Let's see what's on right now, and I'll give you a hint.

[08:41]It's not very good.

[08:42]Hey, what's up, everybody?

[08:44]Welcome to KROB, K-R-O-B.

[08:47]You know, there's a lot of talk about who grew up with a milkman and who went to the country club,

[08:53]but I think what matters is...

[08:56]Who's making all that money right now?

[08:58]Who on this podcast is doing what he loves, and he gets paid more than he ever imagined?

[09:05]Oh, yeah.

[09:06]Yeah.

[09:08]Matt's rich.

[09:09]Matt's so rich.

[09:10]Matt's rich.

[09:11]Matt's so rich.

[09:13]Matt's rich.

[09:14]He's so rich, his paycheck is above average.

[09:18]People ask me, what's Matt's employment?

[09:20]He makes a lot of money, and he seems to enjoy it.

[09:23]He does what he likes, and he likes what he does.

[09:25]He's stacking that cash like he's playing Jenga.

[09:28]M-A-T-T makes M-O-N-E-Y.

[09:33]He's got a milkman, and you know this fucker is maxing out his 401k plan.

[09:40]Oh, yeah.

[09:40]He's got a giant mansion in Minneapolis.

[09:43]He can only buy only front row ticks.

[09:46]Oh, I'm kind of reeling out of gas there, dude.

[09:48]Yeah, because Matt's rich.

[09:49]He's so rich.

[09:50]He's the richest.

[09:51]It's harder to do.

[09:52]He's pretty much rich.

[09:53]He can barely live.

[09:54]His paycheck.

[09:55]Because Matt's rich.

[09:57]He's so rich.

[09:58]Hey, Aaron.

[09:59]When you want to hear about...

[10:00]Next time I do a parody song, don't ever say, this is harder than it looks, right?

[10:04]Don't ever say that to me again when I play one of my parody songs.

[10:07]That wasn't hard for me.

[10:08]That was easy.

[10:08]Okay.

[10:09]Those sick rhymes.

[10:10]No, I'm impressed.

[10:11]I'm just saying, this is good rhymes for me.

[10:13]Aaron, do you know how easy this is for me?

[10:16]Do you know how easy this is for me?

[10:18]Yeah.

[10:19]Beck did it.

[10:21]I wish you could do it so I didn't have to see you fuck it up.

[10:24]Yes.

[10:25]I'm just saying, this music sounds simple and it's not.

[10:27]No.

[10:28]Oh, absolutely.

[10:29]When you do do a parody song, you realize he's changing rhythms and tempos a lot more

[10:34]than you realize.

[10:34]But it does remind me, Russell, when I was in college and I went into a classroom and

[10:38]there on the board, it said, I can't think of any goddamn rap.

[10:44]Just any rap at all.

[10:46]It's like that, y'all.

[10:47]It's like that, y'all.

[10:48]It's like birthdays was the worst days.

[10:52]We drink champagnes because it's Thursdays.

[10:55]Damn right.

[10:56]I love the life I live.

[10:57]It went from negative to positive and we're at 47 minutes.

[11:02]Yes.

[11:02]I went in there and it said, lowdy dody.

[11:04]We like to, and then it was just blank.

[11:06]And I wrote party.

[11:07]And then the guy was like, oh my God, you go to school here.

[11:09]And I said, no, I'm, I'm sneaking in to meet these women with triple B's.

[11:13]Yeah.

[11:15]That was a good joke, Rob.

[11:16]But we stepped over it.

[11:17]Sorry.

[11:18]It's a backseat windows up.

[11:19]That's the way we liked it.

[11:20]And Rob just filled it in.

[11:21]It was like, he's a genius.

[11:22]Yeah.

[11:22]And I was like, how could I make this song about air?

[11:25]And he did lingua.

[11:25]Cause now I got to have another taco song about air.

[11:27]Something about lingua and tacos air.

[11:29]And I feel like it writes to myself.

[11:30]I feel like it's a shirt we could sell.

[11:32]It's right there.

[11:32]All right.

[11:34]Listen, I've got three guys here.

[11:36]I've got Russell in Minneapolis.

[11:38]Russell, how are you doing?

[11:39]And we're talking about, oh, by the way,

[11:40]we're talking about criminal minded by boogie down productions.

[11:42]Russell, how are you doing?

[11:43]Two 39.

[11:43]Rob, you need protection on the mic.

[11:45]I need protection on a Peloton bike.

[11:48]Wow.

[11:49]Oh, that's get it.

[11:52]Get it, Rob.

[11:53]I have done more research.

[11:55]Tonight on STDs and toilet seats that you would guess for this episode.

[11:58]I'm just going to say that right now.

[11:59]You got, you have to have that excuse ready at the tip of a finger.

[12:04]You can't be like asked about it.

[12:05]Be like, hold on a second.

[12:07]I need to look at my phone.

[12:08]Actually.

[12:09]I picked this up on a Peloton bike or a toilet seat at the airport last week.

[12:14]Felt a bike or a toilet seat.

[12:17]Can I just say this?

[12:19]This is not because my wife saw my search history and I'm not saying on the podcast.

[12:22]I looked up STDs on toilet seat.

[12:24]Okay.

[12:24]That has nothing.

[12:25]That has nothing to do with her looking at my search history.

[12:26]Hey, but she's like, why are all these grannies down to fuck in your area?

[12:30]And I'm like, I don't know.

[12:31]I've got Matt in Minneapolis.

[12:35]Matt, how are you doing?

[12:36]Good, Rob.

[12:38]Next week in Reno, Mr. Magic Mike 69 might wish to come and try to save your ass.

[12:43]Wow.

[12:43]From the brothel.

[12:44]We'll see if we're going to talk about that.

[12:46]And I've got Aaron out in California.

[12:48]Now, Aaron recently told me he bought, and this is weird to me, but you know, everybody's marriage is different.

[12:53]He bought condoms.

[12:55]Oh, that said ribs for her pleasure.

[12:57]And when he opened it up, there was a frog inside.

[12:59]Ribbon.

[13:02]Ribbon.

[13:02]Ribbon.

[13:03]Ribbon.

[13:04]And the frog came out and goes, I'm going to fuck your wife.

[13:07]I was like, whoa, that now that gets the ribbed for pleasure.

[13:11]Yo, Rob is like the arrow and we are the crossbow.

[13:15]Let's talk about criminal minded BDP.

[13:17]Can I just say this?

[13:20]Of all the animals that I could catch my wife having sex with that would buy me a condom.

[13:25]A frog is probably right up there.

[13:26]You know what I mean?

[13:27]If that's like your type.

[13:29]Big, long.

[13:30]We got to move this along.

[13:32]This is not what I would spend my 42 minutes on.

[13:34]But I do.

[13:36]I do know that she does.

[13:37]She does say that size doesn't matter.

[13:39]She doesn't say that.

[13:40]She says it matters a lot.

[13:42]She said that.

[13:43]I heard it.

[13:44]It's the size of the canoe.

[13:45]Because I can tell you the motion of the ocean here, Matt.

[13:48]It's flat.

[13:49]It's very.

[13:49]We're in the horse latitudes with me.

[13:52]There is no motion of the ocean.

[13:54]It's still.

[13:55]It's still.

[13:55]There's still waters all around.

[13:55]I'm just going to say that right now.

[13:57]Still waters run deep.

[13:58]Let's go right to our voicemail.

[14:01]I hate this timer.

[14:04]This timer is stressing me out big time.

[14:06]You got to let it go.

[14:08]Just let it roll.

[14:09]Okay.

[14:11]We're down to 44 minutes.

[14:12]Hey, Rob.

[14:13]Are you still planning on coming out to Reno at the end of the month?

[14:16]All right.

[14:17]So that, of course, is for Magic Mike.

[14:19]Okay.

[14:19]69.

[14:21]I am going to fly out in a couple days.

[14:25]I've not reached out to Magic Mike yet.

[14:26]This episode is probably going to get to him around the time I'm going to reach out to him.

[14:29]Okay.

[14:30]So, Mike, I am.

[14:31]Why would you not reach out to him?

[14:33]Wait.

[14:34]Is this episode coming out on Tuesday?

[14:35]It has to do with the stabbing that I feel might happen.

[14:39]Okay.

[14:40]I don't.

[14:41]And I just, you know, I'm just this kind of guy.

[14:43]I don't want to get stabbed, man.

[14:45]Bring Jenny with you.

[14:46]She's not going to let you get stabbed.

[14:47]He's got.

[14:48]Yeah.

[14:48]Jenny will let you.

[14:49]From what I know.

[14:51]From what I remember.

[14:51]Magic Mike 69.

[14:52]I don't want to out him or anything.

[14:55]But he's got three kids.

[14:56]Yeah.

[14:56]One of them's like in like the marching band at the college he goes to.

[15:00]Things like that.

[15:00]Like those are all perfectly normal parents.

[15:03]Magic Mike 69.

[15:04]Great guy.

[15:05]Great guy.

[15:06]I'm going to find out if he's got a knife collection or not.

[15:08]We're going to.

[15:09]Yeah.

[15:09]Ask him that first.

[15:10]What would you think if you and Jenny traveled across the country and you're like sitting.

[15:15]Let's say you went to San Diego or something.

[15:17]And all this.

[15:17]And she's like, oh, my friend Magic Mike 69, who's been listening to my podcast for the

[15:22]last few years, is going to show up and meet us for lunch.

[15:24]What would you think of that if Jenny did that?

[15:27]That.

[15:28]Okay.

[15:29]Well, that does make me think about how this is going to go over with Jenny.

[15:33]Although I will say, Russell, I will say I was recently Jenny tricked me into a store

[15:38]in New York City.

[15:39]And who shows up?

[15:41]It's Ross and his kid who's wearing the Beck did a better T-shirt.

[15:45]He had me sign it with a Sharpie.

[15:47]I met a fan in real life.

[15:49]And I have to admit, when we went out to dinner, I had a great time talking to Ross and his

[15:53]kids about the podcast.

[15:54]Jenny had no idea what was going on.

[15:57]We're dropping inside podcast jokes all over the place.

[16:00]And he was like, what are you guys talking about?

[16:02]She hated it.

[16:04]And she's friends with Ross.

[16:05]Did you have to explain to her that you're on a podcast?

[16:07]No, she knows, Aaron, because she yells at me.

[16:10]I don't know if you remember that's part of the part of a funny running bit that we do

[16:13]here is that she wakes up and yells at me.

[16:15]And Rob, you did meet him like how much of your dinner was spent on the podcast.

[16:20]We talking over 43 minutes or about how much time we got left.

[16:24]Hey, I would say easily over half the conversation was about the podcast.

[16:29]Nice.

[16:30]Nice.

[16:31]Nice.

[16:32]Yeah.

[16:33]And when they found out the ultimate podcast secret, it blew their mind.

[16:35]Okay.

[16:36]It wasn't good.

[16:37]I love dropping the ultimate podcast secret on people.

[16:39]It blows minds.

[16:40]It's so good.

[16:41]You'll never know.

[16:42]For Magic Mike, you'll know pretty soon because I'm going to tell you the ultimate podcast

[16:45]secret.

[16:46]So I am going to go out to lunch with Mike at some point.

[16:48]I got to figure it out.

[16:49]I don't have a lot of time out there.

[16:50]Hold on.

[16:51]You haven't responded to it.

[16:52]What?

[16:53]No.

[16:54]This, this, this sounds like you're going to like reach out 20 minutes before you fly

[16:59]out and be like, Hey, Hey, you want to be real quick?

[17:02]I tried.

[17:03]Yeah.

[17:04]Exactly.

[17:05]What's happening, Russell?

[17:06]You are misunderstanding this relationship.

[17:08]It's the old delayed text response bit.

[17:11]Oh man.

[17:12]I'd love to.

[17:13]Are you, are you free right now?

[17:14]Four hours from here?

[17:15]No.

[17:16]Russell.

[17:17]Listen to this in magic.

[17:18]Mike's mind.

[17:19]I am a superstar.

[17:20]Okay.

[17:21]I am like pink Floyd and Michael Jackson all rolled into one.

[17:23]All right.

[17:24]he is going to be so happy to meet me he would do anything to come out and see me okay but he won't

[17:31]do that including bringing his sharpest knife what if he shows up though and he's like clearly

[17:36]disappointed like he sits down and he's like it's like 15 minutes in and he's like yeah let's go we

[17:43]should get the tab and like he's clearly like he got his coffee and he's he's had enough yeah what

[17:48]if he what if he tells you oh you're a lot shorter than i thought you'd be oh this is gonna be

[17:53]brutal you know what he is gonna be disappointed and he knows that as soon as the conversation

[17:57]wanes i'm gonna be like asshole i'll be oh i can't even have you seen this video about hot

[18:04]sauce on feet oh my god oh my god that's a great point hey why is all that ice in that bathtub and

[18:10]why are you going for my kidney jokes on him this kid these kidneys are just full of sludge yeah

[18:18]full of failure oh it's been filtering out

[18:22]everything i don't want these kidneys anymore uh no he is going to be disappointed but we are

[18:26]going to go we'll figure it out russell you know what russell i'll reach back to him

[18:29]tomorrow okay we got 20 minutes rolling going oh my god the 20 minutes on the music okay

[18:37]important album too oh we got a rolling going magic mike i'm coming out to see you

[18:41]okay uh prepare to be disappointed by meeting me okay and don't try to sleep with my wife

[18:50]all right and

[18:52]of course aaron what's my promise to magic mike you probably won't sleep with his girlfriend

[18:57]that's right we promise to try to not sleep with our fans russ uh aaron rolling going how's it going

[19:01]with you aaron man it's going good i uh it's getting to be the end of the school year out

[19:06]here so there's always like some end of school year shit going on so it's not yeah so uh aaron

[19:15]is is this what you is this when you're going to talk about the the college students start wearing

[19:19]their skimpier clothes again you usually do this every spring of course and of course when the

[19:24]college students start wearing their skimpier clothes i imagine if i were still a college

[19:30]student um yeah i mean so there's always something at school going on the uh aaron aaron can i just

[19:35]stop you you don't have to be a college student you can work at a college because the other day

[19:40]i went into a classroom okay and on the board there was a normal dressed woman and i erased

[19:46]some stuff until she was scantily dressed

[19:49]i'm auditing this class i'm allowed to audit this class i pay taxes in this state

[19:55]hey this g this janitor we thought was a genius is just a pervert

[20:00]you know how easy this is for me yeah 38 minutes drop 38 i feel like i've been like uh dad of the

[20:08]year i've been trying to make lunches for my son and i thought he was eating his lunches like he'd

[20:12]been eating school lunch and then he stopped eating school lunch so i started making lunch

[20:15]for him and it's feeling like i was doing a great job morning of

[20:18]night of the year

[20:19]night before when do you make them mostly morning yeah usually morning of uh a little bit night

[20:23]before but there's always some fruit in there so you get the fruit you got to cut morning of

[20:26]uh i've been doing some i've been doing dumplings you got to cook the dumplings the morning of so

[20:31]like any turtle any tortellini i did ravioli today actually okay he did he did eat the ravioli today

[20:37]but um he asked me like one one one day he came home from school and there was nothing but i did

[20:43]not put any chocolate covered raisins in his lunch but there was nothing but chocolate covered raisins

[20:47]in his lunch when i came home turns out he'd been

[20:49]trading dumplings for chocolate covered raisins wow he's a wheeler and a dealer yeah and then he

[20:54]also asked me for some baby carrots the child has not eaten any produce other than he'll eat fruit

[20:59]he's good with fruit but has not eaten the vegetable since like he was eating purees as a

[21:03]baby i like this kid yeah like this kid yep asked me some for some baby carrots and i was like oh

[21:08]yeah we'll get you the baby carrots turns out he wanted them for his mealworms because he's

[21:13]bringing the mealworms home from science class what he wanted the baby carrots mealworms to the

[21:19]can i just say this do you know what mealworms have you ever seen what they turn into when they

[21:23]pupate beetles when they what big ugly yes i got one in the house right now yeah he brought the

[21:29]thing home and he wants to feed it all the time it's got to have a code what are we doing yeah

[21:33]you know what aaron i can hear the i can hear it back there hello mate it's me i'm on the drums

[21:38]oh my god that's the ugliest that's the ugliest beetle i've ever seen in my life

[21:43]so yeah it's a great ringo impression

[21:49]i do want to say that they were uh i'm serious michael i need to feed these mealworms i want to

[21:54]say that and then i'll be done so tonight um my son loves to read on the the app called sora so

[22:01]this is like the you know uh libby for kids it's like their app through their uh through their

[22:06]library and tonight i forced him to play catch with me in the backyard and i had to say the

[22:10]sentence yes you can read when you're done playing catch with me like as soon as you catch two more

[22:15]balls then you can read but i will say i'm proud of him i want to say out loud

[22:19]he got an award at school on tuesday for reading 500 books this year so he and one other jesus christ

[22:24]an award for reading 500 books on the sora app so i'm very proud of him is he doing the same

[22:30]thing rob did to get a personal pan pizza you could just say you read the books you don't

[22:35]actually have to read you would think you would think but these are on the app so like the app

[22:38]keeps track of whether they actually finished them or not hey dad do you still have that do

[22:42]you still have that mouse jiggler that you had for work for a long time can i borrow that real

[22:46]quick for my uh i gotta get some personal

[22:49]little bird that just pecks the next next next so that's that's the end of school highlights for

[22:55]me right there my fucking parents i bet a personal pan pizza was like four bucks you know what i

[23:00]mean there's no way it was expensive they were dragging me to pizza hut with my free button for

[23:05]book it oh yep what just give me mom dad just give me a personal pan pizza please stop yelling

[23:12]at rob he's eating his eggs and let him live how's it going with russell aaron look at that you had

[23:19]to spare that's a door at 35 can i just say this five there the science teacher as as a as a science

[23:24]teacher myself i can just say sending meal home meal worms home with the kids that's fucked that's

[23:30]like a dad is so fucked that teacher knows exactly what they're doing right okay here's a beetle

[23:36]who is going to be happy about sending i mean he is sending bugs home in a that is crazy you should

[23:43]not be getting bugs from school we got bugs from school in the house that's how it's rolling with

[23:48]me it's a great pearl jam song called bugs bugs i can do sports or arts and entertainment

[23:53]we cannot talk about the two wolves oh okay well it was going to be a different sports thing but

[23:59]i went to a new bar tonight called the cabana club wow in minneapolis which was fun where is it at

[24:06]where is it located it is right across the river in what's that area called right across the river

[24:12]saint anthony man beautiful new spot right on the water i just go to movies there did i tell you

[24:17]russell i went to a bar that was right next to that it was called the bandana bub and you had to

[24:23]wear something oh wait let me try that again triple b you had to wear something on your head

[24:27]and then when you walked in it was the bandana bub

[24:29]bub well it's like the c it's like cabana club but it's bandana bub and you'll never

[24:35]guess what's next door to that on the other side the dab dana dub

[24:39]how to reset timer i had two experiences very cool spot i would recommend people check it out

[24:47]one we walked in normally we are bar sitters we've talked about this before if there's a spot

[24:53]at the bar we're sitting at the bar and we go in and it's kind of like a tiki type of feel i guess

[24:57]you could call it right like a cabana cabana and the upstairs roommate said oh you want to sit at

[25:03]the bar i said no oh well no no no no oh and i this is where like i am the mission impossible

[25:11]like i see things a thousand steps ahead of their walls yeah but i look these could

[25:17]these cabana bar stools looked too flimsy rob you ever seen like a flimsy bar stool and you're

[25:23]like i'm i'm not making it on that bar stool for an hour and a half listen you cannot you cannot

[25:30]be sitting on a too small stool russell as somebody i i know exactly what you're talking

[25:37]about you cannot it's like those white plastic chairs i gotta keep two feet on the floor when

[25:42]i'm sitting on those because i do not trust them yeah you don't trust them because if that goes

[25:46]down you've got you have to get up and sit on the floor and sit on the floor and sit on the floor

[25:47]get up and run out sprint out of there right like that's and it's a lot it's a loud smash like those

[25:53]those legs break right they snap and it's like yeah that's not good i wouldn't know but i've

[25:58]heard of that i saw the tiki looking bar stools and and i was like literally the terminator like

[26:04]there were red lights going off like in this in my peripheral vision i was like nope i could see

[26:08]where this is going upstairs we sat down upstairs roommate asked why didn't we sit at the bar

[26:12]and i said it and i she was almost impressed how quickly i read the room and realized it

[26:17]was not a good situation for the rust man wow that's a mission impossible thing right there

[26:21]you you walked in you did a scan you knew what was happening yeah i need your boots your clothes

[26:27]and your motorcycle and i need a different seat the stool is too too small i think any

[26:33]any seat where you need to make sure it has a flared base that seat is too small

[26:38]you know what i mean like if you're double checking

[26:39]aaron do you know what a flared base is

[26:46]is that a design concept it's when the wrestler came out and went hey check out this sweet rip

[26:52]everybody's like oh my god rick flared base

[26:56]just like sex toys i got more strings on this year guitar than most of y'all have friends

[27:05]rolling going man how's it going with you oh look at that you left an extra minute and ten

[27:13]there good work russell good work i only got two things one

[27:16]uh rob you missed something on your song i also max out my hsa every year you know seven hundred

[27:22]seventy five hundred bucks a year so you know this the optometrist

[27:26]what are you spending 500 bucks on are you saving it you don't know you stash it away

[27:30]yeah and then that's what i'm 65. i've got to pick a bone pick a bone here one of you

[27:37]guys said a few weeks ago you had to spend hsa money by like the end of the year and i was like

[27:41]fsa whatever you guys one of you was incorrect on your statement a while back yeah i don't have an

[27:46]it i don't have any so boring i have i have an fsa i have to spend mine i don't have i don't have the

[27:51]i don't have that cadillac health plan that matt gets from his employer hsa yep yep

[27:56]listen i'm going to save up that hca hsa and would you guys see me and i have the biggest

[28:02]penis that you've ever seen you're going to know hey why is robin turkey for so long

[28:07]he was getting his hockey stick america hsa i'll just say i need a bigger penis in turkish

[28:16]then the only thing i gotta i gotta roll back robin needs you to play me a song quick okay

[28:21]russell gave us the lecture time arcade fire ear of the snake okay year of the snake all right so

[28:29]that's the place i went in turkey arcade fire year of the snake it's fire snake right what

[28:35]year is it right now the rat it's the rat i think i think it is um so a couple weeks ago

[28:41]i don't remember when we did something we were talking about bands who didn't you know the second

[28:46]second time through their later albums he didn't like or whatever well yeah they fell off arcade

[28:51]fire fell off they have a new album out called pink elephant they made a new album out in may

[28:56]what yeah came out with me so i guess you know we've forgotten about

[29:00]all this stuff so may 9th came out excellent album the new arcade fire album excellent album

[29:07]highly highly highly recommended i'm on the floor are we playing the song right now yeah

[29:12]yeah can you not hear it i can't hear it but that's okay you guys can hear it great i hear it

[29:16]um yeah so this song from there that excellent album so check it out just awesome so i uh arcade

[29:23]fire came back hopefully they do tour again if you famously remember we had a nice box seat we were

[29:30]gonna have because beck was opening for arcade fire at the uh the armory and then arcade fire had

[29:35]a little issue they got canceled for terrible behavior i believe yes they did they did so

[29:42]surprising surprising

[29:45]amazingly they're back but great album great album makes me sick when these rock stars have

[29:50]terrible behavior wait they did something actually bad never mind i'm not gonna say that the part

[29:55]where the appeal for them has to be that's an all-time awesome band name is it not yeah that's

[30:01]a good one if you if you were to to rank every band name in the history of the world on a list

[30:06]that name is in the top five percent i mean i think there's there's some really bad ones and

[30:11]my band being one of them pearl jam like what i mean how does how do you come up with pearl jam

[30:15]you know i don't know right it's it's good so screaming monkey boner that's a great band name

[30:22]yeah so that's all i had rob rolling going how's it going with you

[30:27]i'm going down into the subway after work there in front of me is a woman with a small child

[30:37]and a baby stroller like a a like a pram like a like a and so with a baby in it

[30:45]she's trying to figure out how to get down the stairs so of course i say excuse me ma'am

[30:48]you need some help okay no no wait a minute this is a joke this isn't true no this is where i know

[30:55]this wasn't making stuff up excuse me i am always helping women with strollers at the subway i do it

[31:01]all the time i've never heard you say excuse me ma'am in our entire i don't know i have been told

[31:06]by people in the know this is such you may be familiar with that they do think you make

[31:11]up stories rob oh what the fuck

[31:15]the only thing i'm disputing is that he said excuse me ma'am that's it everything else i

[31:22]believe is true okay how about you guys instead of interrupting and using my precious time

[31:28]okay how about you guys listen to how the story ends because i don't think you're going to be

[31:31]surprised without the story if it ends with a dingo eating that baby i am

[31:35]so i'm on the subway this goddamn dingo runs in coming westbound on the subway train

[31:45]from queens ain't the baby his hairy kid is two dingoes in a long jacket they took off with your

[31:51]baby so i listen english is not how this conversation is going to happen i realized

[31:59]that pretty quickly all right so i say to her can i help you she goes oh yes you know please

[32:04]so i'm like well how are we going to do this this is a big long stroller so i say

[32:10]this now listen in retrospect this is a big mistake what i say next this is a

[32:15]bad mistake i should not have said this are you single i kind of made like reaching motions

[32:21]and i said oh do you want me to take the baby now i don't know

[32:25]why me carrying the baby and her carrying the stroller is what i thought was the solution to

[32:31]this problem she was not thrilled with that idea even with our language you know we just didn't

[32:40]we're from different parts of the world we didn't understand each other but when a large

[32:44]man reaches for your baby in the stroller that's a universal language of i'm going to take your baby

[32:50]i'm going to grab your baby right now that's a classic language like let me like walk it up to

[32:54]someone when they're shoveling their driveway and be like hey you want me to help you shovel your

[32:58]driveway and they say yes and you just take their beer and drink their beer while they have to show

[33:02]yeah you missed the spot over there and then imagine that they go into your house and take

[33:07]one of your children and just carry it down the stairs that's what i was planning to do and she

[33:11]goes no what are you doing what is it and i was like oh

[33:14]then i was like okay i'll grab the front and then walk it down backwards which by the way

[33:18]really scary walking down backwards down the subway stairs that i was like if i fall now now

[33:23]i'm now i got to be really careful so anyway i tried to grab a stranger's baby at the subway

[33:28]station okay it did not go over well so hey all you people out there who think i'm making up a

[33:34]story rob technically if you would have stolen that baby and sold it to magic mike and reno you

[33:38]would have to split that with us four ways because that is the ownership of the podcast let's check

[33:44]the llc documents there yeah i don't know what we've written down about babies yeah yeah i was

[33:50]wondering why why russell put in this baby selling claws that we have in there it's right after the

[33:56]the business succession provision where rob has to give up the password in case of his

[34:01]untimely untimely removal for cause now listen taking the baby claws

[34:07]is santa's older troublemaking brother okay it's one of those norwegian santa clauses where they're

[34:14]always like you got to put out oranges otherwise they come in and take all your kids or whatever

[34:17]you know what i'm talking about scandinavian santa clauses are so scary cinder clouds or whatever

[34:21]they talked about that on uh the office one time what's that crump is it krumpus or something like

[34:25]that rampus yeah grandpa's talking about grandpa's yep oh yeah you know what i could go for a scary

[34:32]christmas do you guys think you'd go for a scary christmas i don't like scary movies i went and

[34:36]saw sinners i don't do we ever talk about this i don't think i could see that in the theater

[34:40]a good movie i thought it was very very good it was very it's almost

[34:44]like two movies in one if you really want to think about it it really doesn't turn into

[34:47]there's some scary stuff in the first 30 seconds like flashing type things yeah and then it's a

[34:54]kind of a almost like a party planning movie for an hour and a half then it becomes a vampire movie

[34:59]but i cannot stand scary stuff i almost walked out the movie was amazing i just don't want it in my

[35:05]soul and like this happens a lot where black mirror is the show the upstairs roommate watches a lot

[35:14]screaming there's thrash i can't i can't do it in my life i just don't want it i can't either

[35:19]sinners i absolutely adored i saw sinners at the grand lake theater one of only five theaters in

[35:23]the country with 70 millimeter film projection where's that at aaron it's in oakland california

[35:29]it's on grand avenue right down by lake merit just before this is because man doesn't even

[35:33]know what you're talking about to go to lakeshore you're right you're out of there i want to know

[35:37]where it's at i mean i'm either going to take 24 to five people want though rob get off on the grand

[35:44]exit or i'm going to take broadway down to 51st which turns into pleasant valley and then here

[35:49]and let's not get ridiculous we were good we were good can i tell you i went and saw uh that movie

[35:55]and it had a wooden stake in it and i was like oh this is great but then they got they got a small

[36:00]piece of it they got a small piece of it in their hand and i was like oh this isn't sinners this is

[36:04]splinters and i was wondering why the giant rat behind me was like ah i love this it speaks to me

[36:13]guys in trench coats that look normal to me and they're like smoking stack they're a party dudes

[36:19]listen we are talking about nobody we're going to talk about the album and we're talking i mean i

[36:24]mean honestly sinners is great if we're talking about the through lines of black music from the

[36:28]blues up through hip-hop to today through what we're going to talk about next week cinders is

[36:33]a great movie should be using as a backdrop listen this we got krs1 nice rs1 and dj

[36:43]scott larock okay they make up uh boogie down productions which is a group out of the bronx

[36:50]okay i didn't know if you guys picked up there from the bronx okay about this album it's tough

[36:54]to tell uh but basically this is based on the idea that somebody said on a song hey i think

[36:59]good hip-hop comes out of queensbridge which is queens i can see it right out my window

[37:03]and uh this album says oh you think so actually you're wrong you guys are all a bunch

[37:09]of mcs you're a bunch of chumps and we're going to show you that real hip-hop is coming out of

[37:13]uh south bronx uh basically we have like rap that's dancehall i mean this is this is 80 what

[37:21]did i say this was 87. in queens or is it the project in brooklyn it's a it's in queens okay

[37:28]it's outside well yeah it's in queens uh but this is the album further what's that where is it

[37:37]related to cannon falls sorry it's it's very close to cannon falls actually it's right there yeah it's

[37:43]everywhere i've lived is very close to cannonballs cannon falls where krs1 was born rob i'd never

[37:48]that's about where he was pretty close to it pretty close is there a bridge in cannon falls

[37:53]that might be i think there's an overpass bridge right i think that's a couple whatever it is it's

[37:56]over listen over the cannon river this is the first album that had uh uh like guns and bullets

[38:05]on the cover and actually the first one that ever had a song that was a first

[38:09]person crime being committed a lot of people are saying that this album led to

[38:13]basically the creation of gangster rap okay but what's crazy is i want you to just think about

[38:18]this is 1987 in hip-hop right this is one of the earliest rap albums hold on hold on what the first

[38:23]album to have a first person crime being committed rap album i should say okay all right yeah now i

[38:29]got you yeah no i know there's some johnny cash stuff or whatever but listen to what's coming out

[38:33]in 1987. february 10th public enemies yo rush the bim show april 7th uh dj jazzy jeff rock the house

[38:43]uh we got l cool jay peyton full comes out this year too short born to mac ice tea rhymes pay and

[38:49]then of course the fat boys released crushing my rap the rappers i could always relate to that's a

[38:54]great year for hip-hop yeah i mean this it really is and it and nwa comes out with an album in

[38:59]november like it really does kind of take off like after this that projectile of rap and yeah i always

[39:06]felt like i mean i think carol krs1 is an all-time great mc but i always thought he was way ahead of

[39:12]the class where he's at but then we hear about because it is uh is brand new funk on the on that

[39:19]first prince album and then you got paid in full the same year like there's a lot of great

[39:23]hip-hop this mm-hmm yep for sure uh girls don't just just don't understand was that what the uh

[39:28]was on that fresh prince i didn't check out what was on that album uh i didn't check i did check so

[39:34]this album let's start with poetry i mean this walk around new

[39:42]new york today aaron listening to this was like all-time new yorker new york album man it still

[39:47]sounds good it's still fun to listen to krs1 now dj uh scotland rock was murdered five months after

[39:54]this album came out which changed krs1's kind of trajectory he started making more socially

[39:59]conscious rap after this yeah he became the like everyone should come together and squash the

[40:05]no beef and hip-hop kind of guy but this was like a i mean people described his rap style as dream of

[40:11]consciousness i kind of like thinking about that i thought that was kind of fun there's no noz about

[40:16]this i mean all this stuff is there's a bitch to me a big lead which ironically because naz is coming

[40:22]out of queensbridge of course you know there's another guy that you wouldn't have without this

[40:27]and krs1 that's back interview many years ago they were asking him about the anti-folk scene that he

[40:35]came out of he said the anti-focusing was an insular scene there's a lot of space within there

[40:40]to do almost anything you want to do to do almost anything you want to do to do almost anything you

[40:41]wanted i remember going in and getting as drunk as possible and getting up and playing a few tunes

[40:46]we would take our cue from krs1 we'd rewrite an old woody guthrie song we'd make something totally

[40:52]different felt powerful because we didn't need guitars amps or practice space or anything each

[40:58]person was a one-person band so he was somehow influenced by krs1 might not have beck or this

[41:03]podcast without him i never liked cannon falls the one person the one person band who would step and

[41:10]every time he stepped it would hit the bass drum i was always kind of annoyed by that you know what i

[41:15]mean like i've never seen one of those and been impressed by it no yeah you got garbage cans on

[41:20]your knees you're clanging them together not i mean he's right krs1 um all over this album kind

[41:24]of does like mini interpolations of of popular songs of the day he does the billy joel thing

[41:29]right like um isn't there an acbc one too better change what comes about your speakers

[41:35]yeah there's well there's acdc uh as a beat but he does the sort of interpolation of the billy joel

[41:41]rock and roll to me in his in his rhymes yeah well and there's a beatles in here too you hear him you

[41:48]hear him like interpolate the beatles into their raps too it's crazy you wouldn't think you could

[41:53]hear him eating those carrots if it's right there those mealworms that turn into beetles when they

[41:59]when criminal minds come through criminal minds saying samples from sly johnson's different strokes

[42:03]and trouble funks let's get small and begins with the melodic and lyrical interpolation interpolation

[42:11]man i have trouble saying that of the beatles hey jude so when criminal minds comes up i i'll tell

[42:16]you uh uh criminal minded i'm sorry if i was one of those ugly beatles i'd be like oh i hope my

[42:23]wife doesn't eric leptin no you know ringo good work thank you thank you very much uh south

[42:29]bronx this is a response to mc shan's the bridge

[42:33]it's all about where hip-hop came from and here's what i love about this aaron and i feel like people

[42:40]should do this more you should be calling out suckas more often you got to call them out

[42:46]you know what i mean like all these celebrities now doing like ads for cell phone companies

[42:51]shouldn't be doing that you you got money you don't need any more money we're not doing

[42:57]advertisements for cell phones it's fun and we heard this i think with public enemy and eric

[43:02]peter i came to some degree

[43:03]hip-hop was from a very geographically small area it was birthed somewhere very tiny geographically

[43:12]and it became worldwide and he's talking about really specific places in new york which now still

[43:18]resonate for folks and then this became a worldwide phenomenon it's very cool when you

[43:23]listen back and think about where it started yeah well it's a good thing it wasn't in another small

[43:27]geographic location vatican city one of the smallest geographic locations you get and the

[43:31]hip-hop scene there terrible

[43:33]but rhymes with white smoke check out my conclave right oh what a boring conclave

[43:41]two votes that's it what i didn't get is they had the pope hat and they heated it up

[43:47]so all the bacteria got off but that was the uh the con autoclave they had the con autoclave

[43:52]uh nine millimeter goes blank bang oh i got i panicked after that joke

[43:57]this is one like i said russell this is one of the first first person crime stories in hip-hop

[44:03]now i've been working on a second person story for hip-hop they went to the um wait what is

[44:12]second person what's the second person story do you guys know he went to the store that's told

[44:20]from like the god point of view right i don't know that's first person it made me like i realized like

[44:25]this is the the progenitor of stuff like regulators like there's no regulators without

[44:29]nine millimeter oh wow like telling the story about then i went around the corner and there's

[44:33]my buddy and i got in his car you know oh it's a classic bit where you get in the car and guess

[44:37]what aaron do you think they find trouble probably yeah well and guess what they can't believe

[44:43]it's happening in their own town that's always what they couldn't believe i was like you can't

[44:48]believe it seems like it happens quite a bit to you uh second person's narrative the narrator

[44:55]describes what you do and lets you into your own thoughts and background you are walking little used

[45:02]technique of narrative you are walking little used technique of narrative you are walking little used

[45:03]of narrative in which yeah uh uh at the subway station you wait 15 minutes on the platform for

[45:08]the train finally hello i hate it i'm not reading any books i'm done i'm not reading any books that

[45:12]are second person nobody tells me what to do especially not some author by the way i was

[45:18]trying to narrate a story there in second person and i could not think of a story i could not think

[45:22]of a narrative in my head that's how boring of a person i am you start your podcast and it only you

[45:27]only have an hour to do the podcast but you are down to 12 minutes because you keep talking and

[45:33]we've got we've got lots of time i've even got a list coming up i've even got a list this is no

[45:38]problem word from our sponsor oh a word from our sponsor it was a hard cut 12 30 probably yeah

[45:44]i'm not worried

[45:47]a little bit of disco bringing a little bit of disco back i'm gonna go a little different way

[45:53]from you guys here this i don't like i don't like the drum machine on this out it's too much and i'm

[46:01]gonna steal a turbo it's too much i'm gonna steal a turbo it's too much i'm gonna steal a turbo

[46:03]it feels like the drum is so far in the front when you're listening to this it feels like the

[46:07]rapper is way in the back and all i hear is that snare drummer that that drum beat machine and i'm

[46:13]not the biggest fan of the drum machine on this one on the whole album i shouldn't say i i hear

[46:19]you on that russell i do think if you listen to this in headphones there's some cool stereo stuff

[46:23]they're doing but i gotta say krs1's voice is so i'm with you on the fun and dynamic but i hear

[46:30]what you're saying about that that's a fair criticism

[46:32]there's something fun though about this 80s rap right where it's just like the true like put on

[46:37]a drum beat i'm gonna lay down a sick verse we're gonna go elementary i bought this cd at the fifth

[46:43]element in minneapolis i remember taking it to the counter and the guy said good choice i felt

[46:49]like i was such a star cd buyer that's sick you walk you get just a little more pep in your step

[46:55]as you walk out of the store just a little bit on the last version of this list this album was like

[47:02]to me there's an album like this and there's an album like uh uh will smith's and you know that

[47:13]just sounds completely hokey but this just seems to uh you know stand the test of time to me like

[47:20]this sounds like 80s everything else just seems i don't know so i i think this is a great album

[47:25]dope beat this is the acdc beat it's hard others claim to be fresh but they're not

[47:30]back in black right i was thinking of the what's my favorite beastie boy song that where they're

[47:37]they're using the led zeppelin cover

[47:39]uh it's on the whole fatigue i was talking about this is so good i do like there's a rhyme in here

[47:48]that shows you how early they made this song he rhymes the word mike with nike like the shoes

[47:53]oh yes nike and i'm like oh we weren't quite sure how to pronounce that but remix for p is free

[48:00]is the term scott larock the most used phrase in this album of any phrase in album history

[48:11]it's a thousand times over like 40 minutes right but it's kind of like now there's no it's like a

[48:17]dj tag right now it's like buzzer than that beat uh metro woman wants to know like uh they all

[48:24]djs got their tags right he does say he's on the wheels of steel which you know i love i love when

[48:30]they talk about the wheels of steel it's so good the bridge is over does this sound like wu-tang or

[48:35]what if you want to join a crew well you must see me you can't sound like shannon

[48:40]i mean this sounds so much like wu-tang to me it's great i love this it's just the snare and

[48:48]the keys right there's they're saying a couple of these songs they think are some of the greatest

[48:52]diss songs of all time it's one of the original diss songs and it's also one of the original

[48:57]multi-celebic raps right because he says

[49:00]bronx created hip-hop tweens queens will only get dropped and that was a big step forward in

[49:05]rhyme schemes for hip-hop well aaron that song was called something about a bridge i can't remember

[49:10]now because i switched pages but that made me think bridge is over that made me think about

[49:16]what are some other songs that have bridges in them oh are we doing water aaron if you think

[49:22]i'm going to make this into peppers if you think i'm going to make this into some sort of double

[49:26]entendre where i talk about the musical bridge and that's my final joke

[49:30]i double upon you double upon you double entendre double upon you the bridge right outside my

[49:38]window aaron that goes right to queen's bridge the 59th street bridge okay

[49:43]everybody loves this is an all-time bridge song oh yes now i will say he's talking about

[49:53]walking over that bridge the little little show yeah the bridge that he's talking about walking

[49:59]over would be one of the scariest bridges to walk ever there's bikes on there going so fast it's crazy

[50:04]by the way minute 43 song perfect length of course simon and garfunkel did another classic

[50:14]bridge song but i don't want to hear it i'm gonna hear the aretha franklin verse yes the only verse

[50:19]of course this was on uh what album was the sound we heard it amazing grace and she sang this

[50:29]at the grammy awards when simon and garfunkel picked up five grammys even though they had

[50:34]already broken up she sang this or that which is and they listen to that so good bridge over

[50:41]trouble man this is one of the top bridge songs i would say i would say so you can we'll give you an

[50:47]extra 30 seconds on your timer rob if you no no no no this one let's just play a little bit

[50:52]destructs at 721 matt there's no extensions and then of course guys this is a song no this is a

[50:58]song that this band would use as a warm-up before their arena shows they would go into the bathroom

[51:03]or the locker room and practice their vocals using this song

[51:06]it's eagles

[51:13]with seven bridges road in the sun a great song about bridges and not just one bridge aaron

[51:22]no not two

[51:25]as you go okay

[51:28]not three bridges seven bridges that's a lot of bridges that's a lot of bridges

[51:37]what am i going to the keys those are causeways i think and then of course

[51:41]we have a song about somebody getting tossed off a bridge

[51:44]bobby gentry with ode to billy joe

[51:49]and then of course probably most famously right we have

[51:58]red hot chili peppers under the bridge

[52:00]but i would say brussels all these songs what don't they have fundraising

[52:09]well i know an artist i was gonna bring this up i know an artist named beck all right good

[52:14]who played at the bridge school benefit he played the song a pocahontas by neil

[52:20]by neil young bridge school benefit bounded by neil young often often a

[52:28]lot of times he played the song a pocahontas but he didn't play the song a pocahontas

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