The Byrds: Sweetheart of the Rodeo (1968)

[00:00]in 2020 four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums decided by rolling stone magazine this resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music x scurry of the order and led us to make it this podcast we are far from experts we promise to do almost research i suck all opinions are our own unless you disagree you suck first time this is your first time almost researching the the upstairs roommate me leaving a timberwolves game earlier for this podcast it might as well be me like not showing up for valentine's day rob i'm just gonna let you know they lose again you were no no no not not watching the tv i'm saying okay for me to like

[00:35]leave the the the watching of the game yeah well they must be down big again wow they're up wow is the latest finally breaking the a-rod a-rod visiting uh trump curse he had a curse going huh yeah they were they were all for four after a-rod visited the white house wow it's like it's like the the rust curse on this podcast ever since i've been on we've had no listeners what that was a-rod doing at the white house like regardless of your question he was giving trump a

[01:04]picture of him as a centaur so that was and actually and you know he was giving him a very nice uh gift basket erin i think that's what isn't that what he gave all the women they told jeter yeah i think jeter was the uh gentleman there yeah i see rob if you were if you were like this man about town if you will what would be in your gift basket to the ladies like you get like five five things are in a proper gift basket what's in there number one plastic grass okay gotta

[01:31]make it look nice all right festive yeah like easter erin oh so that's like the tissue paper that's like the yeah yeah and then you always are digging in there you're like i mean can you picture picture fat rob 11 years old digging in the plastic grass is there a jelly bean in there please let there be just one more jelly bean to pull it out black jelly bean damn it so you're leaving the lady one jelly bean buried in the grass a red jelly bean and then a uh i'm gonna give uh same theme i'm gonna go the carrot shaped reese's uh pieces that's a good one yeah that's a

[02:04]nice one oh you're you're just you're giving all the ladies like candy you're not giving them like i think i don't think jeter gave them candy i think he probably gave him like perfume and shit like that right like a signed baseball yeah like some underwear i don't think it was a candy basket i think it was like a hey yeah these are for the ones you left behind between the seat between the couch cushions you didn't say you didn't let i'm sure a lot of ladies lost their underwear over there

[02:32]okay fine i'd throw on a pregnancy test and a mold of my penis okay is that what you want to hear yeah is that what you want to hear that's what the ladies want yeah for sure uh and then uh ladies listeners want to hear uh yeah that's i think that would be good russell what would you give what would you do a little perfume like what what says hey you just got you just got railed by russ probably a couple all-star level baseball cards from like the 90s like got not hall of famers but guys that are

[03:05]under that level yeah well let's see how good i was at fuck of this guy what jill davis handy van slake handy van slake was exactly what i was thinking that was in that sid bream and he was like i can't go to bonds i can't go to boney i gotta go down a level to van slake there we go that's gonna be funny to all the people on the text chain who knew what was going on because i didn't uh and we are all the way maybe like a nice like a like a stocking hat like i feel like no

[03:31]everyone likes that like a hat for the winter that's true yeah i agree yeah like a wally backman how about a wally that's he got he got thrown away in the move a few years ago uh aaron what are you putting in it what are you putting in the i just boned you basket um i would like gotta be some slippers right and uh that's a good one some house shoes i like that and like um because then every aaron every guy you stick around a little bit right knowing you you just like get out of here check out the door aaron you've left your mark like every person that

[04:04]person who is over with you ever gets with for the rest of their life they go put their slippers on and they're like damn that was not aaron that was it that was different you know it's never good rob what's that when uh joe from east st paul starts out a text text message well whelp oh no we listen i told you guys we're gonna stop betting golf and we're back into it this is we are in trouble uh matt what are you i so we want to give them something to remember

[04:31]uh you beside clinton i was gonna go put in that basket honeycomb as well go ahead matt wow say like a box of milk duds wow matt's would be like super practical like it would be like a box of dry sheets for when you're doing your laundry right yeah yeah some uh a multi-channel for everyday carry multi-tool bike lock one of those divot replacer things hey i'll trade you that multi-tool

[05:01]for the silicone of rob's penis okay by the way flaccid aaron okay i'm not giving away any trade secrets just giving them the thumb what first of all that's one of the nicest things okay like my woodshop teacher's thumb you know what i mean whoa and then rob this lady that met you on some random night she goes home with her gift box and she tells all her friends they're like what

[05:30]was in the gift box she'd say he was a grower not a shower oh what is it from uh han solo the carbonite yeah it's frozen you just see this little wang and i'm like looking down sad and carbonite just like oh my wang's a little this listen it was cold okay the carbonite there's shrinkage in the carbonite everybody knows that you could ask han solo yeah okay meanwhile i give him a box you know for us they're over i go hey here's your gift basket why don't you open it up they just open it up it's just my penis through a

[06:02]hole in the bottom please sit back and enjoy back just sit on back and enjoy it why is it so hot why is this gift box so hot please sit back and enjoy beck did it better we're it's just green grass there's not good why is there brown grass wait do you spell aaron a-r-o-n you don't even give them two a's don't don't read my notes we're all the way up to this album 274 and i know that i promised okay i'll put another a in here aaron i know i promised aaron something

[06:33]but tonight aaron i'm only going to get to talk to you about the birds and not the bees i'm sorry no bees at all no we're doing the birds with sweetheart from the of the rodeo from 1968 you know who's underrated who's that the bees oh wow what do you think that means because i figured like birds like if you said i'm going to teach you about the birds and i just thought aaron about the birds and it's just like lesbian stuff that makes sense right they're birds right that's what the british would say what do you think aaron birds and bees what are we talking about it's a fun track on the new baby keem album it's birds and the bees i kind of enjoy that it's

[07:04]kind of like a little throwback to like the the sped up soul sound i kind of like that one russell are the bees nipples is that parents teaching about what to do with nipples you know what i mean they're so small my favorite bees things are the are the youtube videos of people that have like a bee problem and they go put like a big bucket of gasoline on them and you watch them all fall like they die immediately what you guys see this no pull this up rob just

[07:30]google bees gasoline and you guys will love that i would be shocked if matt's not doing this within within three months don't look at my spelling there bees gasoline okay just click on the problem with the problem with this is you gotta you get too close right you do you've got to risk i get a nice safe distance and just get the long stream this is our second best episode about trying to kill bees after the uh the my girl episode yeah my girl episode no that was the opposite that was bees getting the revenge for all this gasoline rob click on that watch these watch these people

[08:03]kill these wasps with the gasoline can i just say this you know russ has suggested a video when all the links are to facebook you know what i mean when all the links are facebook i know it's a russ video let's check it out okay sure enough we've got a bucket of gasoline and the bees certainly oh my god those are huge wasps coming out of there and they're just dying and falling in the gasoline that was easy yeah so he so he essentially pins a bucket of gasoline up against the roof wow

[08:34]pinning pinning the hive and they literally all die and fall into the gasoline within like 10 seconds and you know what that small bucket of gasoline only cost this guy 50 dollars now isn't that crazy that's the craziest thing wow i can't believe it yes look at that is it how could you okay very sad matt you got to try that at some point until the next generation we used to just do that's how we used to just toss gas around back before 2026 it was nothing listen little for the bees that a little for me i'm going to

[09:04]take a little huff when i'm done with that you know what i mean clear my mind a little bit uh listen wait i got three guys i got three guys here who want to talk about the birds they want to talk about one of the first country rock albums of all time i've got man minneapolis matt how are you doing good rob take care of yourself get plenty of rest my friend wow oh i've got uh i've got russ in minneapolis russ how are you doing rob i've been quite the

[09:30]playboy this week oh wow that's my problem i've been i've been quite the hustler and i won't tell you why okay but i just want to tell you want you to know making when i'm making i was going to say something about peanut butter not being the only thing i'm spreading so just make that joke yourself rob they read me for the articles what kind of articles were in hustler i've never i've never i don't think i've ever opened a hustler to be honest yeah i've opened plenty of playboy and a maxim but any anything i feel like the raunchier stuff i i was out on that yeah me too uh and i've

[10:04]got aaron in california now aaron why are you smiling rob well because i it's just this thing aaron was telling me he was just uh at the doctor the doctor agreed with him that the product named of dyson ball vacuum is very misleading oh aaron how are you i got a man i the fucking gasket on my dyson vacuum it's the dog hair gets past i've been so mad about this because i bought a new dyson vacuum because the

[10:30]mila was so terrible in my opinion and then now the dyson yeah that's the one and then the dog hair gets past that gasket i get frustrated but it's you know what it's like it's a lot like traveling through this worrisome land let's talk about the birds wow you know what guys let's let's to everything turn turn turn i think that's when we think of the birds that's what we think about but in this case we're going to turn turn turn the radio dial because i think there's something new the turn turn i think of the jizz of the bird you know guys you know i think of the jizz of the bird

[11:01]when i think of it what okay aaron gonna have to explain what you're talking about right there what is the jizz of the bird you guys know the jim harbaugh quote about he watches the jizz of a bird that's how he knows what a bird is all about he knows their jizz you're gonna have to say it it's like it's like jizz jr is easy yeah quote i know how to spell jizz okay i just misspelled clearly clearly you know uh let's see this aaron's got this nothing he definitely said it

[11:33]no there's nothing don't eat chicken it's a nervous bird okay jim harbaugh says don't eat chicken i rob though to be fair aaron i feel like does live in a world where just try to be fair i think aaron does live in a world where he does live in a world where he does live in a world where his interests are like on the eighth pages of google searches like what aaron what aaron consumes is not on the first page of google searches so jim harbaugh and you found it jim harbaugh said the bird watcher knows the jizz of the bird just by watching it fly but yeah there's

[12:04]a twist aaron and i hate to start this so early the episode it turns out jizz is actually a birding term i know correct it is or gis is the overall impression or appearance of a bird garnered from features such as shape posture flying style that's what aaron can i look i can look at a bird and say hey check out that jizz yes wow yes that's what i was trying to say i was not trying to be vulgar i was trying to speak to our bird watching fans out there wow have you guys ever

[12:36]been into bird watching matt you got the you got the cameras at your cabin you guys bird watchers or not no no and there's a couple couple older people at work who love bird watching and i have not got into it i've got some cousins and aunts and uncles when we will get together like you know once a year whatever and there's multiple people that are very into birding and i for them

[13:00]but i don't get it when i'm going i'm going to costa rica on friday and our tour guide there used to be a professional bird catcher and he can identify 500 birds by call alone by the jizz so he doesn't eat matt he doesn't you know he's just like he's just like my wife he doesn't even need the jizz you know what i mean in fact or doesn't like it actually in some cases actually hates it sleep on the jizz of the bird as here's here's the thing just likes to hear him yeah who's like looking at him who's on the who's on the wet spot but here's the thing is that he he would so we

[13:33]actually would bring binoculars and i was out birding last year with all these binoculars yeah and it was awesome because you would like describe the bird and talk and when you were out in the jungle and actually like looking for birds and having binoculars it was great fun i highly recommend it if you're not a bird lover if you're not a bird lover if you're not a bird lover i highly recommend it if you go on a hike to add some birding hey check out that jizz you know what i mean and now uh russell do you think the ostrich has the biggest jizz of any bird no okay by the way big bird male or female we've talked about this it's a female i think look at

[14:04]the eyes sometime i don't think jizz can be quantified you know it's like it's like wow panache that's you don't think i have a lot of jizz aaron if i was a bird okay i'll tell you what i got a ton hard to take off all right let's turn on k-rob stop aaron stop talking about this no i want to i want to hear k-rob what's up everybody welcome to k-rob k-r-o-b listen i don't have time to talk to you right now i'm off to broadway oh yeah go to the show it's a musical

[14:36]my row is double z we're in the balcony i got real scared when i saw my chair not sure i can fit in there the pain level's getting high but we have to stay until the show is all done oh i just crushed my nuts with my thighs when i'm sitting in a tiny chair

[15:01]the show begins that's when i feel a twinge forced to sit with my knees caved in i'm always wishing for intermission when i'm sitting in a tiny chair the pain level's getting high now they're singing a song that they've already sung ooh this reprise ain't no prize when i'm sitting in a tiny chair

[15:30]when you want to hear about k-rob's back like it never left but you're just with less laughs than ever on that song it's you know we've been doing this for a while i talk about crushing my own nuts mr belvedere style and nobody even cracks a smile you you've decided to go clean back did it better yeah that was i well i did say i crushed my nuts with my thigh mr belvedere style again but i suppose so i don't know if i understand the

[16:00]reference but do you oh he famously famously crushes testicles sitting on him and had to go to the hospital for a while famously mr belvedere it's been so long since rob put the effort into make a parody that he's messed up the show and i'm like i'm not gonna do it again i'm gonna do it order and now he's doing our intros before the parody like he it's going that long i was hoping nobody would notice that but it does seem very strange to say okay let's go to the voicemail right after the parody song i knew you guys would hate most of this album but the gift is hilarious maybe just listen to the

[16:37]story without the music it's a great little short story so the caller is calling in about the song the gift off the uh velvet underground album white light white heat which we all remember so well it was just last week and if you recall the gift sounds like this it is the song that has them singing on one side

[17:00]while lou reed tells a story as the other one and so he said hey this is magic mike by the way by the way magic mike we got to get you on an episode look ahead and tell us which one you want to get on let us know uh and he said listen why don't you just listen to the story that lou reed's telling so i i summed it up here listen the narrative concerns waldo jeffers a lovesick youth who is engaged in a distressing long-distance relationship with his college girlfriend marcia bronson wow lacking the

[17:31]requisite money to visit her in wisconsin he concocts a plan to mail himself to her in a large cardboard box now don't you think that was something that you thought was going to happen more often in your life wasn't there lots of things like people mailing themselves didn't you think that you were at least fear of it one time feels like what something that would make a good book not quite so much a great song wow i mean i think about normal you know what i was shocked about the lack of uh stop dropping and rolling yes i mean i mean normal was always

[18:02]getting shipped off to abu dhabi that was like an every week thing okay here we go expecting it will be a welcome surprise to marcia the following monday marcia is having a discussion with her friend sheila klein about bill a man that marcia slept with the previous night that's a bummer when the package arrives at the door the two struggle to open the box while waldo waits excitedly inside now i want to remind you this is the plot of a velvet underground song unable to open the box by other means and frustrated

[18:31]marcia retrieves a sheet metal cutter from her basement and gives it to sheila who inadvertently stabs it through the center of waldo's head so there you go that is what uh the caller thought we would the song that we would enjoy okay so the song is uh accidentally getting stabbed to the head i'm telling you anytime a guy is mailing himself in a box you know that makes me think of aaron what kind of snacks were they having digging a box he had to bring some snacks along didn't he how did he survive wow what are you packing you mail yourself in a box to your girlfriend what

[19:04]are you packing in there i you know what i'm doing i'm beef jerky i think you know what i mean i'm doing beef jerky and coconut water that's it yeah rob i'm doing dry ice so when they open the box there's like this smoke and then i come out of the smoke and then they think it's a time machine wow yes it just it's just it's just the box opens oh what is this coming up sandstorm it'd be sandstorm and my head just here's where my head pops out rob and i'm like you slowly come up

[19:36]naked head torso rippling oily crotch freezer so when they open the box there's like this smoke and then i come out of the smoke and then they think it's a time machine wow it just it's just the box opens oh what is this coming up sandstorm it'd be sandstorm and my head just here's where my head pops out rob and i'm like you slowly come up naked head torso rippling oily crotch freezer crotch freezer freezer burned off by having dry ice in the box burned off by having dry ice in the box burned off by having dry ice in the box with them it's it's there it's giving him with them it's it's there it's giving him with them it's it's there it's giving him a terrible burn a terrible burn a terrible burn wow then i've got to step out of the box wow then i've got to step out of the box wow then i've got to step out of the box i've got to find a way to get like my i've got to find a way to get like my i've got to find a way to get like my body out you gotta like you gotta put body out you gotta like you gotta put body out you gotta like you gotta put one leg over slip and the cardboard goes one leg over slip and the cardboard goes one leg over slip and the cardboard goes up your butt crack which for some up your butt crack which for some up your butt crack which for some reason we all know what that feels like

[20:01]reason we all know what that feels like reason we all know what that feels like uh yes exactly and aaron i heard you say uh yes exactly and aaron i heard you say uh yes exactly and aaron i heard you say coconut water by the way don't think i coconut water by the way don't think i coconut water by the way don't think i wasn't ignoring that that you said that wasn't ignoring that that you said that wasn't ignoring that that you said that i'm saying man that's a great long i'm saying man that's a great long i'm saying man that's a great long distance distance distance packing water item oh that's so crazy packing water item oh that's so crazy packing water item oh that's so crazy uh all right let's get into rolling going uh all right let's get into rolling going uh all right let's get into rolling going so that's the velvet underground for so that's the velvet underground for so that's the velvet underground for you by the way you by the way you by the way by the way we are such a good music by the way we are such a good music by the way we are such a good music podcast that our fans podcast that our fans podcast that our fans knew that story off the top of their knew that story off the top of their knew that story off the top of their head head head yeah a song we we skipped in about three

[20:30]yeah a song we we skipped in about three yeah a song we we skipped in about three seconds on the album uh aaron rolling seconds on the album uh aaron rolling going how's it going with your fans it's going great man i went out tonight um wallace goes to art class on fridays and uh he we had to move it around a couple times but he went back to his art class and then uh and then i like to go to the vietnamese spot up the street and she said those magic words to me that happen when you're out on a date with your lady when she says can you self suck i'm not that hungry but you can get something if you want and i say would you like to share the

[21:00]catfish by me and she says yes wow the catfish by me wow the pineapple anchovy sauce and the shrimp chips and the broth on the side it was wonderful wow the catfish you've been excited no matter what you chose aaron or no well it was either share the catfish by me or i get the um deviled eggs with the fried oysters on top and eat them all by myself which i have done which i have definitely done but tonight that sounds so good to me say that to me again aaron can you say

[21:30]it again but say it again real slow rob this place has deviled eggs with fried oysters on the top yeah i guarantee you tear cheater never gave a woman deviled eggs can you imagine what a perfect four deviled eggs which is actually only two eggs but that means you get to have four fried oysters for the price of two eggs those idiots because they probably think oh these are half oysters dumb bugs that's the shell it's a whole oyster it's just one okay aaron's like aaron's like i could

[22:00]so many of these in a tin and eat them on oil now aaron is there were you worried that when you got the catfish on me that you were going to open it up and it was just going to be like a fat guy from missouri you know what i mean like that's oh my god it's catfish but if you see you see manny tail you know he gets like sandwich he goes not again that's you call him only a few few people will get does it go by bantai i didn't remember his name that was a good joke just help me out like we could do a great sense of just rob pronouncing stuff funny like we could really

[22:34]do it like we could just go back and find all kinds of gems on that uh he's got a whole episode on his hard r's or whatever remember this no we do we know he's already our guy that's how i know that's just he just how we go other rules can i get a little bit of advice can i get some advice he's gotta go to the corner okay let's uh put you in the corner okay okay get to the air why about it do not tell the truth that is the answer oh yeah my advice is yoga that's the best way to

[23:04]learn how to self-suck all right here's the deal i am the chair of the school walkathon this year which is happening on april 25th everything's going fine yeah registration's good everything's smooth we got our sponsors lined up i decided that i would make the choice on what color t-shirt to wear for the walkathon and so the walkathon we we ordered the t-shirts we print them every year time out time out man yeah what color did he pick i think he wanted some like kind of

[23:32]corally sea foamish bluey kind of a lighter wow he's not going black wow out there in the on the bay area so i think it's some sort of lighter seafoam i was gonna say the same thing you know what i'm gonna say russell what do you think i'll go last gosh walkathon so this is weird because in my world i would be the most terrified of like a heather grain like a gray thing where sweat's gonna show through so i don't think aaron would do that because aaron's i think a sweaty guy

[24:01]would know to not do that so i'm gonna say he went with like a i think he might go navy i think he went darker because i i think it's it's not super hot there all right now i have no i will say every kid in school so it's not the adults wearing the shirts every kid in the school so it's 400 kids wearing the same t-shirt wow it's every it's teachers for the kids i should have made that clear pay through eight every kid in school here i have pulled up the gilbert t-shirt and i'm gonna go with the gildan color chart because i know aaron cheaped out bought gildan shirts he bought the biggest and the heaviest shirts man these kids are gonna be dying we do it from rush order

[24:34]tees.com and those are blends they're not 100 cotton which i'm also concerned about this is this is where we're at rob what do you think i'm gonna say you know what gotta be cobalt i might oh cobalt's nice you know what i might go uh yeah boy i would have picked tropical blue you know what that's what i think i'm gonna go like a foam green what do you got aaron what's the answer look i want to do a black t-shirt so bad no it would be so cool no the school mascot is the cardinal

[25:01]no not a black t-shirt with the red cardinal and white you're gonna ask you to not be like part of any of these that'd be the movie if you don't want to do it next year wow i need to mess this up so bad i already said no i'm not doing it next year i want to do black t-shirts like it would look so cool but i'm also concerned it does get warm here in april like it could be 70 degrees look up and the kids could be passing out aaron if you get a chance look up cory stringer sometime okay do not put the kids in black shirts the terrible idea

[25:31]oh this does sound like a seinfeld episode right where george wants to get black t-shirts and then a couple people die or something like that so it's three to zero no black t-shirts so what so obviously i took out the like the heather gray they like that whole like the darker grays i think would have to be the worst choices rob but but rob okay well then hang on let me if we're gonna do this for real then let's let me send you the real what oh you're gonna send me real you're sending me the real one real options if we're doing this

[26:02]okay i think the worst would be safety orange rob we used to have yeah we're not doing auburn orange is an auburn football t-shirt rob called me a pumpkin oh yeah we did we did the and the school colors are red so the school's it's gonna have a red logo and so we did the like uh aqua blue last year they've done royal blue before or like navy blue before what'd you do this black that's what i'm trying to do but but you guys are

[26:32]telling me i shouldn't do black yeah no i aaron you cannot do a black for a walk not for kids yeah and i would say too where it has this picture of a high heel sticking into somebody's crotch you can't put that under that walkathon shirts you know you know what i mean like don't do that that's not what they're talking about what what's the what's the local team after all your local teams have moved who's the team people cheer for there who's the who's the biggest team they cheer for yeah we have the oakland ballers who are green and gold there you go perfect how many gold i could

[27:00]do green gold lemay shirt it's just all shiny that but it's green and red too christmassy where's green red and black too much of a problem for certain let me not go there edit that out rob all right how's it rolling going with russell rolling going things are going good i sent the text chain the 15 man text chain a text the other night wow it was a it was a text that i knew no one would appreciate and i knew nobody on the text chain would take me up on my recommendation but last week i did go to oh you went to the strip show the strip or burlesque or whatever

[27:38]burlesque don't forget russell nightmare on strip street i went to nightmare on strip street in northeast minneapolis i saw the horror inspired burlesque show and so i had such a good time at this i was like you know what i'm gonna tell the text chain if you guys get a chance you should go because it's only it's only going on for like another week so i figured i couldn't wait for

[28:00]the podcast rob because if i gave the recommendation not only on the pod it'd be over right russell i was so excited i saw some pictures of the burlesque show what was going on i saw some videos that were taken in there and i was i was zooming in i'm just gonna say that right now i was doing a little bit of zoom zooming so you would have probably seen the burlesque show and i was like oh my god i'm seeing rob the the finale if you will they had about 12 skits so can i walk you through some of this some of the parts of the show for you guys so this again is a burlesque show based on horror

[28:31]movies and today is friday the third well for me anyway still it's friday the 13th it is i didn't even think about that yes russell imagine this jason vorhees huge knife but guess what even bigger decolletage as he's about to take off his demi bra okay so i'm gonna think about rob monster mash in the background hit the music so so we get there and it is packed they've got people jam-packed in there we're in the vip seats which means we're in the very front row on the far end

[29:03]so rob i'm on the end i've got the end seat in the front row so yeah the only thing that's not great is i can't really see the right side of the stage because there's kind of a curtain but otherwise it's great awesome we get in there lights go off starts getting creepy yes it goes up the first thing there's a tv there and it's the ring a lady comes out of the tv yes and it's a contortionist where she's like doing the backwards like spider walk

[29:33]yeah and it was amazing so we've got like a contortionist dancer at the beginning to the ring is that awesome that is a good start totally awesome russell i love it that coming at you now was she coming at you crab walk can i just ask this russell was it was it headfirst her feet first walking toward her how was she crab walking i think it was head first if i remember correctly can you say crab walk about a lady oh we just hey it's been said okay so then it's called

[30:03]the pubic ice walker the next skit that comes out four people this is the slash street boys and so you've got four people dressed as like the backstreet boys with these white jumpsuits on and they're wearing different you got freddy you got jason you got ghost face or whatever from scream can i say something when i went to bed after recording the last episode my last thought was how could i not do a freddy krueger burlesque impression that whole episode how could i not

[30:34]think of freddy krueger be like you know check out my did one boobs bitch no i sent that i never did it on the podcast i was so mad at myself freddy krueger stripping freddy krueger so good because you know what aaron comes out lingerie on how do you think freddy krueger takes off his lingerie well i'll tell you in a minute cutting it off you gotta cut it off with a knife okay so these four dancers are out there and you can't they appear to be men but later on it

[31:02]becomes clear a couple of more women so you got these four amazing dancers and they come out and the women in the crowd are going buck wild like people are going ape shit because they're singing they're singing backstreet boys but they're doing i'll kill you that way so instead of i want it that way it's i'll kill you that way and it's like four of the most famous murder beasts or whatever from horror movies so people are going crazy for it parody song is the lowest art form then rob next comes out we have a short break they also have a

[31:34]host and she's hilarious rob i i was watching the host of this and at first she came out like i'm gonna be annoyed with this lady she was fantastic wow she was super funny and what they would have to do she'd have to come out and talk for a while and she'd have to come out and talk for a while so they could set up the the setting behind and change the setting right yeah next they come out there's just a huge goblet in the middle of the stage like huge like a 10 foot tall goblet wow freddie comes out yes freddie starts cutting off clothes freddie is down to just the mask in the

[32:06]hand she climbs up into the goblet and dances in a goblet full of water for about four minutes during a song rob well russell can i ask you at any time were you tempted to do the monster mash in the audience was it dark enough i was honestly more impressed with like the athleticism of the dancers to be honest with you rob wow wow so russell was this like a like i when you go to this it's about the athleticism it's about your athletic performance you're enjoying the show like

[32:33]you're you're not getting super horny like russell where were you on the horny meter like one through ten what would you say why are those mutually exclusive i can't you maybe a four but it might be because i don't like scary stuff that may be that may be offset some of the horny meters okay or it's pretty good then we've got megan have you guys seen the megan the robot horror movie so we got megan and she comes out and she's a pole dancer so amazing pole dancer fantastic then we've got four chainsaw massacre dancers that come out and they're we've got chainsaws

[33:05]going all over and they're dancing all over and they're they're dancing to kickstart my heart that is people are going bonkers people are people are going nuts so picture this that's a song that's going to get people hey so so picture this you have four you have this case beautiful women with chainsaws leather face on the stage leather face with huge knockers yes okay some real yabos here and just

[33:33]coming out to this song and a chainsaw russell my horniness level would be at at least a 5.5 if i wasn't on this medicine you know what i mean this is sweet so then here's where we get the pennywise stripper we just have a straight up stripper dressed as the pennywise russell now we know how you feel about clowns okay i don't like him

[34:00]no bozo is a no-no russell what did this clown do did it give you some did it unlock some weird fetish or was it terrible rob i gotta say i like this clown more than most of the clouds i've seen so then we get an intermission we've talked about this 45 minutes on the front end intermission 45 on the back end perfect for a show like this right perfect love it perfect then we come back we've got five pinheads and they're dancing and they end up doing the can can and and all these are like to like pop songs and stuff you know like popular music russell i

[34:34]hate to be crass but when they're stripping down what are we getting to okay what what are we stripping down to what's the most true yeah what's the most revealing like if i said oh i want to see uh i want to see leather faces areola is that something that's going to happen at the show or what the most stripped down to say they ever got something i never thought women dancers got down to yeah bikini bottom or whatever thong whatever you want to call it rob

[35:02]okay and then some of them got down to some sort of tassel over the breast area but no like bra could be untucked or bra is gone with tassels wow love it boy and rob there are also male dancers at this this is not just female dancers and male dancers got down to the underwear too yes russell and russell let me ask you yes sir was it like aliens where they open their mouth and a little mouth comes out i mean was there could you see kind of a mouth sticking out like if you could guess how long their mouths were down there what would you say

[35:32]how long were they big mouths russell how big do the cocks look on these guys guys how big do the cocks look let's just say they were not they were not people built like me they were amazing like break dancers that were wildly talented so in many ways can you imagine break dancing in like a banana hammock i would think the centripetal forest you'd be worried about that thing flying out one of the little what centrifugal or centripetal centripetal centrifugal is not

[36:01]centrifugal it's not a real thing i thought centripetal is not a real thing centrifugal is the real thing so then at one point what are you a science teacher rob the host comes out and they're gonna do a scream contest so they're this is another little break so they're asking people in the audience give me your best scream ever a couple people give some good screams and this one lady's like raises her hand she gets up she's terrible no good scream at all wow wow would you be rob would you get up and volunteer your best scream in an event like that i don't think so because you know

[36:32]what when i do scream loud i do hurt my voice now i am getting older like i don't and and i there's no way i could do as good a scream as some of the women there but if there's a chance that i could get a i think of another horror person if i could get a a ghost face yeah a busty ghost face to notice me maybe it's worth it i don't know so speaking of ghost face maybe one of the highlights of the show and this was the male dancers too it was male and female was fantastic they did a dance-off where two guys are essentially

[37:02]doing break dancing dance-off strip show then they bring up uh they try to get a lady from the crowd the lady's not there they bring up a gentleman from the crowd these guys essentially do like a uh lap dance for this guy the crowd's just going buck wild the show is awesome what were the what were the guys dressed as at this point you're getting a lap dance from the two guys was one was ghost face one was jason getting a lap dance from jason is so good all right then

[37:31]we've got the nuns which i believe was from the movie the exorcist i was told i've never seen the exorcist okay i would think maybe it's from the movie the nun but and so i'm going to give you more there was all these characters they all came out at the end and they did another one bites the dust and they all started dying so they like their the music's playing they're dancing they all start dying wow there's also some guy from the movie saw on a bike i didn't really understand that one or something yeah jigsaw but i had to tell you guys my favorite favorite part of the whole show what

[38:02]it's chucky and the bride of chucky i fucking told you you told me rob fucking told you the bus you told me to look even bigger it's like it's like the hobbit when the person is smaller look bigger russell tell me all about it they come out and they do a four minute like legit beautiful wedding dance like a ballroom dance wow wearing the the costumes and everything and then all of a sudden the end of the wedding dance and some song hits and it's just the dirtiest dancing you've ever seen like they're grinding all over each other it is so over you know

[38:34]just overall on overall overall it was wild was there any bumping involved oh there's matt there was bumping wow now right they were so they were doing both both my moves that's so interesting so so i know i knew none of none of the people on the text chain would go to this but i just had to put it out there and i have to say if people get a chance whether it's in minneapolis or somewhere else the other one that they do is

[39:03]the star wars one but these shows are so much fun it's so creative there's such good energy i would highly recommend it if anyone ever gets a chance to do it russell i might take you up on this i this this feels like a way where i could see you know what i mean naked women and not have to go talk to hr at my work you know i mean like this sounds oh shouldn't have said that i'd seem funnier if this if this what was that what did you have to go what did you talk to him the last time you

[39:30]had to go what was that story the hustler article joke is very good uh russell that sounds great to me i can go see like naked women and turn to my wife and be like i love art you know what i mean like that sounds like the perfect date to me matt you think you're would your partner be willing to go to a horror movie striptease show she probably would yeah yeah and then matt she comes out later and she's dressed like i don't know what's another scary person i haven't thought of so far

[40:00]she's dressed like there's a predator oh the kathy uh the character from misery she somehow figured out how to dress like this scariest thing of all old age you know what i mean like look out i'm your blood pressure look out man rolling going how's it going with you uh good i am extremely tired i am in travel slash airline hell right now wow no wow i'd like to tell you my story russell if you'd

[40:30]like to hear it but everybody very much so so my wonderful wife sarah has planned a spring break trip for us we are heading to italy oh good for us right venice florence tuscany rome back home it's going to be wonderful kind of thing yes we are scheduled to fly sunday sunday 4 30 sunday sunday sunday 4 30 we're flying to

[41:01]amsterdam then amsterdam to venice so land on monday fun stuff right easy well it just so happens that a storm that is either this is brutal six to like 26 inches yeah like 36 inches is supposed to start saturday night around seven o'clock and then just go till monday morning so fuck by the time that 4 30 rolls around on sunday not gonna be good i can only i can only pray that busty chucky gets out of the city before that happens i mean they could they could be lost

[41:31]forever so i'm proactive so short okay snow is starting at leave today seven o'clock you know let's let's see what can we do how can we get out of here called called delta they say well we can get if you can get to there's a direct flight to venice out of jfk like perfect you should be able to get to new york easy yeah right we'll get out before like six o'clock saturday kind of a deal we'll we'll go so just kind of

[42:00]spend a half hour on the phone with some guy you know he's he's clicking his keyboard russell knows clicking away tell me what we gotta get so we're gonna go minneapolis to la guardia nice which is different than jfk so saturday we're gonna fly out at four o'clock we're gonna beat the storm by a couple hours land in new york city have 24 hours in new york city before we have to then leave perfect at uh 9 p.m the next sunday night do a direct flight 9 p.m awesome great get

[42:31]over to that this sounds perfect this is even better can i get one flight and then you literally only have one flight and then you have to get to the next flight and then you have to get to the next flight and then you're in venice kind of a thing right you're not doing the layover kind of a thing you just go you just gotta hope that the people if you're gonna go to new york that the people you wanted to see are gonna be there okay so i i text rob well mr rob mr matt can i tell you mr roberto i'm gonna take you when you come out here tomorrow i can't wait i've already got it planned bony island little italy okay i'm just gonna get you ready you know what i mean

[43:00]so i text right hey rob i got 24 hours you know one are you around two uh what do you recommend three can i you know we've got this 9 p.m flight so if we got to check out of a hotel is it worst case scenario can i put my bags at your uh your spot before we then go on to gfk you know absolutely i'm around here's like 17 things that he probably got off chat gpt from all no probably off claude for me kind of thing and they're all awesome you know go walk the brooklyn bridge botanical gardens uh museum of modern art all this good stuff go see a

[43:37]a show sunday afternoon matinee show right we we already started looking up all this stuff great this sounds like classy guy and matt i'm just gonna stop right there i cannot wait to see you coming out yeah so then this is all about 12 30 get this all figured out great perfect about 2 30 every single flight from about noon on saturday through tuesday canceled oh just no more delta

[44:04]can't do anything so you are supposed to go to italy and for the next week every flight out of minneapolis is canceled like monday up till tuesday we couldn't like we wouldn't let rebook heading east yeah till tuesday so how much would that time would that give you in italy man i mean you can't fly out of minneapolis i can't think of another solution we're missing our venice like basically we're not seeing anything in venice and we've got we've got water taxi book we've got all

[44:32]sorts of stuff all everything's wow sarah's good at good at her job of uh doing over here so next plan well where the fuck can we drive to get to la guardia indoor new york you know st louis chicago nope snow's going to chicago so we've essentially we've settled on finally another hour on the phone waiting for an hour another half hour with the lady we are flying we are driving tomorrow i'm gonna rent a car driving to omaha oh there you go somewhere in the middle of america staying overnight

[45:04]in omaha wow getting up taking a flight at i think 11 o'clock 11 or 12 o'clock to la guardia nice lands about 4 30 you need to take cab or somehow get from la guardia to jfk nine o'clock flight jfk to venice wow that is it was a it was a good it was a good flight right to amsterdam to an awesome like setup oh you know we'll be in new york little tradeover

[45:31]kind of a thing to now it's going to be a a lot of fun and we're going to be in new york a lot of fun and we're going to be in new york a lot of fun and we're going to be in new york a lot of fun a long a long slog guys that's some road warrior wow can you imagine matt when you're like two hours out and you still have like four hours to get to omaha you still have like 20 hours left in your trip you know i mean like you're gonna be halfway to omaha you're gonna be like this is fucking taking forever and you're driving some weird ass rental car you know what i mean it's got like a cd player max it doesn't have all the stuff you like you you can't do the cruise where you're following behind somebody and your trip has just begun you're you're still in the this is

[46:04]going to take a long time to get to omaha you're going to be halfway to omaha you're going to take you forever what are you doing these like do you just drop any and all rules on ipads and screens is is it just like yeah everybody's got to survive for the most part yeah and you're also you're you're running into like charging issues and stuff like that so it's almost like yeah go ahead fellas and see what happens and yeah go from there wow russell what is happening to your wolves guys they're fine it's i'm tired i will let you know we probably aren't recording for a couple

[46:33]weeks because rob's i'm out of town rob's out of town so it's true it's true wow matt bon voyage on your trip good luck getting to lee and i hope i hope wild your marriage survives this this sounds like it could really by the end of it you could just go to opposite marriage surviving but i had to tell leo who's again hate sports big nerd you know he had there's there's a pokemon release rosie coming up so there's pre-releases that all these card shops

[47:02]had yeah him and his buddy have figured out they can go to pre-release in roseville 11 o'clock play the game get your three packs go from there get over to some shop in saint paul i forget what it's called one o'clock release yeah that's that's pre-release number two you've got all this stuff to do before you even drive to omaha tomorrow no this is this is what he play had he's got a miss out and then five o'clock newport you took it over way over on the border pre-release number three so they were going to

[47:32]get nine to twelve packs oh no these pre-release pre-release cards i had texted him today hey you might get to the first one and we had some swear words coming through wow wow you know because he was can't we just move our our trip for pokemon because because last time you're going to pack he made like six thousand dollars or whatever you know what i mean like this this kid's like damn it i'm gonna miss out a ton of money with this i appreciate your resourcefulness yes is there any part of you that's like this is like this is like this is like this is like this is

[48:02]like this isn't this isn't worth all the effort or not no no we gotta get we gotta get over to italy and then we can just relax okay so yeah yeah what a surprise your kids don't appreciate how much work goes into planning stuff that's crazy that's never happened to me that's never rob you don't rob you don't even like check your flight time so what are you talking about like you you show up to the airport without even knowing if you're supposed to be smiling there you got me well sometimes listen i just make sure jenny sends all the information to the girls apps on the phone

[48:32]listen guys let's get let's you know what why mess around let's just get right into it we've got a little game that we're going to play oh nice you did prep for this rob well i read about it this morning and i stood up and yelled we got a

[49:02]bunch of brand new items sold the taco bell well i wrote the real ones down but i added some fake ones too oh okay now we're going to play a little game about the taco bell menu we got new tacos and burritos and maybe some new mountain dew we got fried empanadas and chicken chalupas but which ones will you choose

[49:31]we got spicy churros and chicken chalupas but which ones will you choose we got spicy churros and chicken chalupas but which ones will you choose we got spicy churros and chicken chalupas but which ones will you choose we got spicy churros and chicken chalupas but which ones will you choose we got spicy churros and chicken chalupas but which ones will you choose we got spicy churros and chicken chalupas but which ones will you choose we got spicy churros and chicken chalupas but which ones will you choose tacos and taco bowls but now we've got to know do you want to play a game it goes by the name of yo quiero no quiero all right welcome to yo quiero or yo quiero no which could have been no quiero but it's yo quiero no so please to these we are going to pick which is spanish for which is spanish for i don't i do want and i don't want we are going to pick what are the real items

[50:01]off the new taco bell menu menu and what are the fake items and as you can see i have made a powerpoint to get us we guys you are going to see my skills at making powerpoints welcome to yokiero or yokier no i'm going to turn down the music a little bit just wait it's too much the music is too loud all right so i am going to give you these items were just released three days ago on taco yo yokiero no or yokiero no okay these items were released one of these items is a real item off the taco bell

[50:35]2026 menu and three of these i made up okay so i'm going to ask you we're going to start with matt you're going to go first okay the four items for this first one which of these is a new item at taco bell is it the creme brulee crunch wrap slider the three alarm fire turkey crunch wrap the big juicy or the hot chili chocolate chip cookie now i have played this with every member of my family so i can let you know what they guess too

[51:02]okay what do you think what is the real item matt what do you think oh i'm gonna go with b the b the three even though three alarm even though d that's d's like i don't think you could make that up so it's probably d but i'm gonna go let me ask you this matt which one would you like to eat the most because for me i would try something called the big juicy you know what i mean i'd be having the big juicy that sounds good what would you eat matt i'd probably i mean i think i'd probably probably go with the b maybe that's why okay so the three alarm fire turkey crunch wrap aaron

[51:33]which one do you think is real and which one would you want to be real i think the hot chili chocolate chip cookies are real and that is what i want to be real wow willing into existence wow just because big juicy was your nickname for me in college that uh russell what do you think what do you want to be real and what do you think is the real taco bell menu of the year of our lord 2026 i'm gonna eliminate matt's turkey crunch wrap i don't even think i don't think they have a turkey supplier for taco bell so i think that's out the big guy doesn't seem creative enough and i don't

[52:03]see them doing cookies so i i think it's the creme brulee crunch wrap slider yoki or yo okay russell thinks it's a creme brulee crunch wrap slider matt thinks it's the turkey crunch wrap aaron thinks it's the big chili guys what if it's the big juicy what if you're all wrong and the correct answer is with these are actual pictures by the way the creme brulee crunch slider it is a dessert crunch wrap with creamy vanilla filling and a caramelized sugar crust that is tortilla

[52:33]with caramelized sugar around the outside guys rob that looks outside rob how can your how can your wife make all these cookies and all these treats and she can't make that i should ask her i played this game with my wife and the first thing she said is my wife we're going to taco bell tomorrow i gotta try this creme brulee crunch lap slider okay she's like a sweets expert she's got like all the classes for like milk bar and everything and that's the thing is that she's so

[53:00]good at baking and stuff if i bring her i could be having creme brulee crunch lap sliders all the time at home okay number two which of these is a real new item at taco bell is it a the hot honey mexican pizza b pickle explosion wraps c churro corn dog or d strawberries and cream mexican pizza bite uh aaron starting with you what do you think hot honey is everywhere right now i'm going hot honey mexican pizza which one looks good to you explosion i want the pickle explosion wrap but i'm going hot honey mexican pizza which one looks good to you i want the pickle explosion wrap but i'm going hot honey mexican pizza which one looks good to you i want the pickle explosion wrap but i'm going hot honey mexican pizza looks good to you explosion i want the pickle explosion wrap but i think the real one is the hot honey mexican pizza all right all right russell what do you want and what do you think is the real

[53:32]one well i'm going to take i'm gonna i want the real one i i don't think it's any sort of fruit i think strawberries and cream is out i don't think anyone would put anything on a menu with the word explosion so b is out i think it's clearly the churro corn dog i think that's right in line with what they can make and their flavor profile let's see the churro corn dog yo kiero russell would you want to try the hot honey mexican pizza does that sound good though no i'm not a hot honey oh my god i'm taking the churro corn dog okay man corn dog sounds

[54:03]delicious the churro corn dog agree i am a hot honey fan but i think just i i'm gonna go i'm gonna go with russell and go with c wow so we've got two c's churro corn dogs that does sound good we got one a hot honey behind you she's she's got a couple she she loses a couple c batteries she's standing there she told me that she's not here she can't hear she's not fine she's not buying batteries in mexico because they don't understand c batteries they think she's just

[54:32]saying yes batteries mucho c batterios poor favorite poor favorite yo quiero el buzzo all right by the way i just want to say when you guys say that pickle explosion rap is a bad name that really is hurtful when i made all these the correct answer by the way is d strawberries and cream mexican pizza it is on a tostada it's cheesecake filling

[55:00]chopped strawberries cinnamon sugar and white chocolate shavings i mean it does look pretty good this will do all right next up we're going drinks we're going drink category which one of these is a real drink a clear mountain dew okay scientology style b spicy baja blast c cold brew with purple horchata foam or d d mexican hot chocolate erin vampire russell you're first what do you think i i don't think they would have mexican hot chocolate i think they would give it a different name so i think d is out

[55:32]spicy this is the baja blast is something rob talks about all the time so that's clearly he made that oh come on i'm gonna go it's the cold brew with purple or jada foam wow okay aaron what do you think i'm with russell and a clear about a clear about dude like i think they've got plastic cups you're not gonna be able to even see that you know yeah it's not easy okay i'm with russell okay purple cold brew all right matt what do you think i hope you put play horchata by vampire

[56:01]weekend on the back side of this because it's such a good song so i'm gonna go with c as well just so i can hear vampire weekend horchata this is so i thought clear mountain dew was a brilliant thing i came up with god damn it and spicy baja blast i want that to be real but you guys are right starting next year at certain yes at certain uh taco bell locations you're gonna be able to buy cold brew coffee with purple horchata foam cinnamon and vanilla this vibrant sweet beverage will be part of the live moss cafe's menu okay russell

[56:30]your roommate walks by he sees you in a taco bell buying an iced coffee with foam okay what you thinking she probably not let me watch the rules basketball anymore can you imagine you're like oh i taco bell i better get coffee too you know what i mean you're like i know what i need this is gonna give you really top it off this this meal was gonna get coffee with some horchata foam or not this meal was gonna give me a little diarrhea i wanted a lot of diarrhea so we gotta fix that up right now all right next up which of these is a real menu item california style burritos

[57:03]with churro fries spicy dorito walking taco the el gordo meal or cheesy g sliders what do you think man what's the g mean i don't know you key you didn't pronounce cheesy g sliders so well maybe you didn't make that one up i'm gonna go cheesy g slide okay aaron what do you think cheesy g sliders rolls right off the tongue i think it's the el gordo meal yes aaron yes i love it i would order the al gordo meal

[57:32]okay aaron any of those look good to you though what would you eat all this woke is out get yourself an old gordo meal it's great for me it's the one you've been bad we know what you like yeah it's a walking taco for me um um can i uh can i get the uh the el gordo meal it means handsome russell what do you think i i would love a spicy dorito walking taco russell what do you think i think it's i i think companies like taco bell are owned by these big

[58:02]huge corporations that probably also owns doritos so i'm going to say spicy dorito walking now russell you know what a walking taco is right we should probably explain it for our non-minnesotan listeners a walking time jack trice walking taco guy but i think it's like tacos you have the bag of doritos you put some meat and cheese like yeah and you crunch up the chips you love it listen it's an iowa delicacy first you have to turn the bag on its side wow cut off the top then you add the toppings this is an important distinction guys i only picked this one because i

[58:33]thought this is one of the dumbest name things i've ever seen it is the cheesy g sliders are the real meal is flatbread tacos with pepper jack and cheddar cheese lettuce pico de gallo creamy chipotle sauce you can get this now aaron with grilled marinated steak okay i gotta see the grills they're running back there are they really they gotta they got a grill fired up and or a slow roasted chicken that sounds pretty fun those look kind of good actually yeah i mean i'm gonna see if i can doordash right now which of these is a real menu item chocolate fudge caramel empanadas

[59:03]sriracha chalupas xxl hard shell tacos or chili potato toast nuggets aaron what do you think what do you think aaron god damn it i showed you guys okay but guys don't you kind of want there to be an xxl hard shell taco i laughed when i wrote that russell what looks good there what do you think chili potato nuggets i mean i think the chocolate fudge and caramel empanadas you've got to act you've got to go out of your way to act like

[59:32]you've got multiple people at home you're ordering because you can't you you can't be like no i need like the all the street walking tacos and the the foam horchata drink and you know what you know my girlfriend really wanted me to get the chocolate fudge and caramel like you have like you can't claim that on your own you gotta be the empanadas you act like you're looking at your phone oh yeah she wants the uh chocolate fudge you're kind of looking at the menu at the same time uh and caramel empanadas by the way this is the picture taco bell took to make them look good they look like

[60:03]absolute they look terrible uh and then two more which one of these is a new taco bell album now you notice at this point the slides start saying album for some reason i'm not sure why okay kind of goes crazy is it a mountain dew baja blast midnight pie a barbacoa and bean blast spicy cheetos quesadillas or is it a kfc taco bell mashup a bowl well that's one of them the kfc taco bell mashup bowl is one thousand percent

[60:32]pulling from rob's chat the slides hallucinating a little bit with the album spicy cheetos are pulling from rob's shoes that's also out i don't think they're gonna rob's already done a bunch of desserts i'm going to barbacoa and bean blast they can't just be adding desserts they've already added like four desserts they can't do another barbacoa that's adding a new beef i don't know that's

[61:03]true yeah that's true that's a different thing the shredded beef i'm gonna go with mountain dew baha midnight pie no i'm with matt it's the midnight pie okay no just to be clear peachy cheetos quesadillas was spelled correctly i was those speedy cheetos leave me alone first of all i thought kfc taco bell magic bowl was a brilliant idea nobody took it it's the mountain dew baja blast midnight pie and that is correct it is a pie that is based on the uh

[61:35]passion fruit flavor like a french silk pie yeah but they say it tastes more like grape so this is a grape flavor russell you're going to taco bell you're getting a nice coffee with some cold form and a grape flavored pie that sounds so good all right last one what taco bell executive was like you know what we need what we need like five fucked up desserts oh that's what we that's what our restaurant needs if you're doing if you're interested i could show you because the taco bell

[62:00]executive did a live launch of this like you know where they do the video and they have it all and the crowd was going crazy at one point they were like i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know and at one point they went to a woman in the crowd and she was crying and the ceo goes oh my god she's crying he goes it's going to be okay you can get your sweet empanada russell this is the registered division okay all of these are registered trademarks which one of these is real the mountain dew baja blast under eye patches the doritos cool ranch dusted crispy chicken nuggets with doritos cool ranch dipping sauce the fire queso edible sauce packet or the salt and saw

[62:37]taco latte chiller okay matt you're first which one do you think salt and straw taco latte wow aaron what do you think and do any of those look good or are they from the twist because i i got i mean i i know that they've done collabs with salt and straw because they did a chocolate taco with salt and straw so i'm gonna go with that wow russell what do you think i think it's the fire queso sauce packet the correct answer is the salt and straw

[63:07]salt and sauce taco latte chiller okay it's always the one that rob can't pronounce i've had one of those i know that was called the taco latte chiller i thought it was a choco taco this is a choco taco this is a fancy choco taco but wait the doritos cool ranch dusted crispy chicken nuggets with doritos cool ranch dipping sauce is also real that is a real thing the nuggets coated in doritos cool

[63:30]ranch seasoning and paired with a doritos cool ranch dipping sauce for a flavor on flavor moment it's unapologetically bold that sounds fucking good guys chicken nuggets at taco bell no that sounds fucking good i'm in that that album probably slaps if you were like a taco bell employee yes and one day you walk in and these are like they're like yes okay we have an update on the menu guys we're getting rid of like the cheesy gordita crunch right and here's the seven things we're adding you'd be like i did

[64:00]not fucking sign up to be a pastry chef russell i would be out of there the backseat of my car would be filled with doritos cool ranch dipping sauce okay i would have gallons and gallons on the way out but it turns out russell guess what there's more what the fire queso sauce edible packet is also real oh real look at this packet i want you to look closely it looks like uh like what would you say this is like a pizza roll and there's hot sauce coming out of it they are putting hot sauce in a pizza roll so you could

[64:30]dump it out and then eat the packet an edible sauce packet that transformed the iconic hot sauce pack into fully edible and crispy fire queso experience sustainable but russell there's one more it turned out that all four of those were real we have the mountain dew baja blast you can buy patches now listen to this for the baja blast diehards infused with caffeine and a refreshing boost of citrus these patches energize skin and deliver cooling hydration

[65:02]russell you need some coffee you need a great pudding pie you need a little skincare there's only one place to go this summer and that is taco bell and folks that was yo kiero yo or kiero no taco bell thank you so much that's it you know what time for us to remind yes all of our birds fans out there that rob told us he has strongly prepped for the album he spent a lot of time prepping for the album i did well i really did not prepping for

[65:36]taco bell no that you know what create that slideshow or was that theirs no i made that that's what i do for a living do stuff like that i made that for sure you think they made a slideshow they said what is their favorite album for two of the items sweetheart of the radio is the bird's sixth album okay david crosby left the band right before this album michael clark their drummer left

[66:00]the band they bring in a new drummer they bring in graham parsons on guitar okay and they're going to the idea that the lead singer had for this album okay was that he was going to do a history of american popular music it was going to start with bluegrass go to country western jazz rhythm blues rock and then ending with electronica music but instead graham parson goes hey dylan has just been down in nashville recording two albums let's go to nashville and record a country song graham parsons at the time was a huge fan of the grand old offry he was a big fan of country and parsons had just

[66:35]joined the band he got it he got recruited as a jazz pianist but switched to rhythm guitar and vocals then made them go record in nashville he was in the band for a total of five months and officially he was never in the band he was only paid a salary so he gets paid a salary for this is the only album he does with the birds okay i think it's one of the only is that i think there's two birds albums on this list and basically this becomes the first country the rock country

[67:05]album okay so they record all these like country classics in nashville and uh uh but they record it and afterwards parsons said or i'm sorry some like parsons agent comes up and goes hey listen parsons is still under contract with a different record company so they have to take three of these songs take out parsons voice the lead singer of the bird says uh-oh we legally have to take out

[67:32]parsons voice from the songs that we can scratch it from and i'm going to use my voice instead oh up to his dying day parson goes nobody asked him to take my voice out of the album he did that totally on his own he didn't want my voice on the album he didn't feel like i was part of the band and i've got two of the songs where parsons is going to sing it instead of the lead singer guys parsons version graham parsons singing these songs is so much better than the versions that are on this album it's crazy how much he is

[68:02]influencing this album uh and then they go on to the birds say okay we're going to go on tour graham parsons goes great where they go south africa graham parsons says i am absolutely not going to south africa in 1968 and so instead they go and he hooks up with these friends who came to see him play a show these friends came to see him the birds play and instead of getting turned turned turned they got this country stuff well these friends are mick jagger and keith richards graham parsons becomes friends with them goes and lives with them if you remember

[68:32]from the exile on main street episode goes and lives with them in their chateau does a bunch of cocaine teaches them all about country music from america and they point to like wild horses on sticky fingers as being influenced by graham parsons and kind of his country revolution and then the album comes out and it's an absolute flop almost immediately it's in the bargain bin it gets kind of reapprised later as being an all-time country classic and it's thought to the eagles the flying burrito brothers obviously emmy lou harris

[69:02]uh dwight yocum uh uncle tupelo wilco and drive by truckers so this is kind of one of the first uh country rock albums that launched an entire genre right a hundred percent and it opens up with a bob dylan cover but here's the thing you ain't going nowhere you should have had pete from saint paul on this episode i know he's listening but listen to this this came out before the bob dylan version the record company sent the guy the

[69:31]band bob dylan demos from his woodstock sessions and so before dylan released the song the birds did on this album and it charted all the way up to like in the 30s or something what do we think guys strong start to this album i mean great song obviously i i thought of grateful dead right away yeah i was with you man i heard that same thing i don't know the dylan version of this one what album is that one on

[70:01]it's on the morning really you don't know the dylan version that's the most famous really it's okay we don't have to get bogged down in it but no i want to look to see what album it is on because how do i know it yeah it's on uh it's on his oh now i don't know there's a couple maybe it was a single yeah yeah looks like it was on okay oh bob dylan's greatest hits volume two god damn it i feel like an idiot i am a pilgrim

[70:31]this of course we've heard this oh this is on the um i am the man sorry it's one of those i only know from johnny cash like there's so many songs on the list the list from like i know this from the johnny cash on earth recordings but i didn't know the original do you think there's ever a john wayne movie where he was actually talking to pilgrims yeah we call this maze pilgrim you know what i mean like movies what

[71:01]we're talking about the greatest westerns russell i'm gonna shoot that buckle right off your hat pilgrim the christian life so this is the lead singer mcginn listen to this voice he later said that when he recorded a song called this christian life he took it as a big joke you know what i mean he just made a big mockery of it he sang it ironically whereas here's the graham parsons version

[71:31]graham parsons sang it seriously he meant what he was singing listen to this that i should have waited they say i'm missing sounds so much better the voice i mean listen to graham parsons he can fucking sing the first recording sounds like jeff tweedy studied it his whole life it sounds

[72:01]like that's what really followed his whole sound after that's not even meant to be his life uh next up we have actually a song by william bell it's an r&b hit oh don't miss your water yeah i have a hot take yeah john for me dying out there i'm not saying whether i love this album or not could you make an argument this is better than john prine's album i can't i'm not i'm not

[72:30]It's more musical, right? It's a bunch of covers, right? I mean, I got beef with this cover, though. Play the original. Or play Otis doing it. Or, I mean, I don't know. I got beef with this cover. All right, let's see. Let's listen to some Otis. Hey, you know who else has got beef with it? Taco Bell, Yokia. Wow. Hey, this is part of the Big Juicy. Okay, a lot of people are talking about the Big Juicy. Yeah.

[73:00]This is not fair to compare him against Otis Redding, Aaron. He chose to cover it. It kind of is what we listed as this, like, within the last 40 albums. It kind of is for the good part of it. It's true. I like the Grand Parsons album, though, doesn't it? It's true. What do you think is the best way to drink water? You can drink water any way, one way, the rest of your life. Okay? I'm saying a cup with a top with ice in it.

[73:30]You know what I mean? I mean, like, a little slidey top. What do you think, Aaron? What's the best way to drink water? Oh, I like Rob's idea. You like it ice cold, but so the ice can't hit you in the teeth? Yes. I mean, I guess the best way is if you could, like, chill it down and then drink it with no ice in it in a stainless steel glass. Ooh, stainless steel. I love it. It feels so cold. Dan, what do you think? Best way to drink water? I think it's a straight-up old-school drinking fountain. Oh, wow. Get as much as you need. That's good. It comes out pretty cold because it's coming out cold.

[74:00]I'm right from there, so, you know. Russell, you're holding up the Dasani bottle, and you think drinking it out of a Dasani bottle is the best way to do it. What do you think, Russell? I'll take Matt a step further. I'm going out of the hose. Wow. Out of the hose. Nostalgia, guys. That's hard to beat. That's hard to beat. You guys didn't like my Dasani? Do kids drink out of a hose now, Aaron? Like, would your kid drink out of a hose? My kid would. He goes so crazy anytime there's a hose around. Like, yes, he would drink out of the hose,

[74:30]but he would also spray it all over the whole yard and strip down to his underwear and run around and be a wild man. So, yes, he would drink out of the hose, but he's going to go. Matt, do your kids ever, like, go play basketball so hard that they turn on the hose and get a drink, or does that happen anymore or not? No, I don't think that happens. They just, I mean, they carry their stainless steel water bottle with them everywhere. That's true. The kids always have their water bottles now. We did not grow up carrying water bottles. No, we did not. No, that's, you know, that's the biggest thing with teaching now is if you were to say, don't bring a water bottle into my class,

[75:00]you would be... You'd lose your job. The teachers, everybody would revolt. Like, everybody's got water all the time. Like, and guess what? That's the reason why so many of us look so fucking old and kids look so young is they're actually drinking enough water. Have you ever tried to drink the amount of water you're supposed to drink, like, in a day? I mean, I don't want to have to play a sound clip, but you feel like a water bed. It's a lot of water. You know what I mean? Play the clip. Play it. You still have the clip or not? All right, I do. Well, do I still have it? Let's see if I could just... There it is. I got a notion.

[75:30]And you know what this means? I got a notion that's the motion of the ocean. Let's go to Craigslist. Let's see if we do see any water beds for sale. What do you think, guys? One word? Two words? We always have this discussion. Okay. Absolutely no images are popping up. Okay. Now, here we go. Water bed frame, $200. Russell, you paying $200 for a water bed frame with no mattress? Seems like a fair price.

[76:00]You'd pay more than that for a Christmas tree. Look at this one. Here's a picture of somebody next to the frame so you can see it. And we've had this discussion before. Queen size. We have seen a couple full-size water beds for sale or twin-size water beds. I don't think a water bed can be anything under a king size. You need maximum room on a water bed, right? You got to be able to roll around, yeah. Yeah. Otherwise, what's the fun? Listen. Okay, we're getting out of water bed corner. Let's get back into the album. Now, next up.

[76:30]Rob, do you think if you have a water bed, does that change what's in your gift box? Like, does Derek Jeter have a water bed or not? Yeah, I would be giving them those things they could put on their wrist so they don't get seasick. You know what I mean? They'd get some Dramamine from me. You got to take these pills. Yeah. Is it Dramamine? Is it Plan B? Who knows? You're still on my mind. This is a George Jones song. And this is a true country. And they're kind of putting this out here because they're saying, hey, we know we're a rock band. We know we've got long hair.

[77:00]This is right after Vietnam. But guess what? We want to do country. It was kind of a... This is one of those where, like... The context gets lost on us because how do we know they're a rock band? They sound like a country band to me. Because it's the birds. It's not like rock and roll at all. It's the birds. Okay, so people knew they had a brand, right? There's nothing rock about this. This is country. Yeah. And the birds. So this would be like... I mean, this would kind of be like if the Rolling Stones, came out with an all-country album.

[77:30]Or if the... Like right now, if... Ooh, The Killers came out with a country album. And in fact, it got me... You know what, Russell? It kind of got me thinking. Who are the most famous non-country singers to release country song or country album? And it brings me to tonight's list. All right. Now... Gonna be some Tina Turner on here. I have... Fuck. Here's the thing. I didn't do... I was just messing with you, Rob. I didn't do covers, Aaron.

[78:00]I didn't do any covers. Okay? She got a whole country album. It's called Tina Does the Country. I know, but I'm not doing... I'm doing writers that did country albums. And that's why I can't play this first one because it's an honorable mention. We've talked about it before. This Cyndi Lauper detour album. It's all covers. But this is her with Vince Gill singing You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly. Oh, I love this song. This is terrible. This is a Conway Twitty song. I'm trying to do this one, too. But our first one from a normal...

[78:31]Well, from a non-country band doing country, we've got R.E.M. This was originally a punk song, and they slowed it down. Don't go back to Rockville. It's a true country banger. I mean, this is... All right. Country R.E.M. More recently, more famously, people always say, hey, who's going to become more famous, Hootie or the Blowfish?

[79:00]Well, it turns out it's Darius Rucker, who, of course, went on to have a big country career. Wagon Wheel. If you're a woman anywhere from 35 to 45 years old, you love City Bike Campfire. Listen to this song with a glass of wine in your hand. And a creme brulee crunch wrap. Meanwhile, your husband's eating the XXL hard tacos. Turn on Hootie and pass me a big juicy.

[79:31]Can I just... Hey, is that the El Gordo meal you're eating over there? Can I just say this? Just the idea of a big hard shell taco is very funny to me because you just bite it and immediately it's just all going to hell. Then it's just going to be a taco salad, right? All right. Next up, off their 1994 album, Jars of Flies. Don't Follow by Alice in Chains. Whoa. Listen to this. I think it was just one jar. Jar of Flies. They have multiple jars of flies?

[80:00]No, it's one... God damn. Those are sequel albums. Jars of Flies. Apostrophe. Jars of Fly. Aaron, that's how you'd say that. You know what I mean? Jars of Fly. Like Attorney's General. Here, let me fast forward a little bit. You can hear the harmonica. It's a true country song singing by the guitarist. Next up, one of the most famous pop singers of all time releases an album called Joanne's Joanne. You know,

[80:30]it's Lady Gaga also on this album, which a lot of people thought was kind of a flop. It's got Million Reasons, Ayo, Shallow, and she also did a country version of Born This Way. Bangers. I mean, Shallow and A Million Reasons on the same album? Bangers. Yeah. Million Reasons is a great song. Now, recently I've had to do a lot of editing on the podcast. Because Aaron keeps wanting to talk about

[81:00]his favorite musician currently in the zeitgeist. Who can forget when Kid Rock released this song. How did I know? This is where this is coming from. On his fourth, his 2001 album, Cocky, with Sheryl Crow. This is a fun song. This is Sheryl Crow? How have you been? It's a banger. Don't tease me like I don't know if you're worried about this one. It's been dark and gray. You had to think about Kid Rock having sex

[81:30]with Sheryl Crow when you listened to this song, didn't you? Like, they basically recorded this doggy style. Like, that's what it sounds like. It does. What, Aaron, what style do you think they're doing recording this song? Missionary? No way. Reverse cowgirl? I was thinking just lady on top. There is a verse where they're going like this. Lady on top. Aaron, there is a verse where they're both going like this. But I don't know what's going on. Long time. Hey, Russell has his hand up. He wants to know he wants to get into this sex position talk,

[82:00]but I'm not going to let him. Okay. Now, in 2016 at the CMA Awards, they open it with a band who was banned from the CMAs. The chicks. Band was banned? The chicks were banned. They made their comeback and guess who was with them? It's a singer called Beyonce singing daddy lessons with the chicks at the CMAs. God damn. And this caused an outrage.

[82:30]Alan Jackson had been complaining they were going to pop when he heard this. He stood up and walked out right back to the chat. And what are you talking about? This is a country song. You knew it was a country song. You knew it was Alan Jackson because he was wearing a life jacket. That's that you knew he was on his way out. Did he really walk out in his water ski and took off? He 100% walk out, walked out. And then can you imagine being so pretentious that you would ever like walk out of? Something like and I you would be like, I'm so offended by this.

[83:00]I'm going to walk out. And where are you going to go then? Where do you go from there? Taco Bell. Try to hoochie. I get fucked this shit. I'm getting a big juicy. Hey, he goes to Taco Bell. You just see smoke rivets. I come out of a time machine. I'm like, you've got to try this. Clear Pepsi or clear blast. He's like, I don't even know what a Baja Blast is. I'm like, oh, I've gone too far. Yeah, he's got a problem with this. He's got no problem wearing like orange. Oh, water weights or whatever. There's music.

[83:32]I go back with it. I go back with a clear Baja Blast. I'm like, you're not going to get it, but your kids are going to love it. You know what I mean? And then, of course, this is in what? Four years later, she releases her country album and says in the liner notes, this album is because I went somewhere where I wasn't welcome and I wanted to show everybody I belong there. So that was the moment that inspired her to to get into country. And then finally, guys,

[84:00]there's only one person who's won a Grammy for any of these. And that's a little album called Morning Phase. This is Country Down by Beck. Okay. A true country song. A great start. Beck has talked many times about how Graham Parson was a hero of his and in fact, so much that he sang a tribute with Emmylou Harris, who is a singer that Parsons was obsessed with. Yes, to the point that his wife hated Emmylou Harris

[84:32]and for him to do a duet with Emmylou Harris, which is not the song just shows how much he loves Graham Parsons. So, Russell, if I want an album that where a normal singer goes country and wins a Grammy for it, well, Beyonce did it. No, no, she was pretty damn good. That was good. But I can't say no to that. So, Russell, who does it better? Wow, wow. And that's it for today's list.

[85:00]It's a great list. It is a good list. That was a fun one. It was a fun one to do. I got to say, guys, this episode researching this one, I just had a blast. I had a good time. And it wasn't just me looking at a fake Taco Bell menu items. Okay. That's not why I thought it was a great big news. Then we are what? Oh, Pretty Boy Floyd. This is a Woody Guthrie song. I love this. So it's the whole album. The covers? There's a couple.

[85:30]No, because no, because this one, this is a song. Hickory Wind. This is the song. CBS Records, the most famous birds country story. CBS Records convinces them to go play the Grand Ole Opry and Graham Parsons can't believe it. He grew up watching the Grand Ole Opry. He's excited. They get into the nudie suits, Russell. They cut their hair shorter. They do everything they want the country establishment to love them. Now, Graham Parsons does have marijuana leaves

[86:00]on his nudie suits, so it's a little bit different. They go out and play immediately. The Grand Ole Opry ooze the ever loving shit out of them. And instead of playing a Merle Haggard song for their second song, he goes, I love my grandma loved the Grand Ole Opry growing up. And he goes into this Hickory Wind, the most famous song off this album. The song has since been covered by Joan Baez, Emmylou Harris, Lucinda Williams. But when they played it, they were so excited. They were so mad that they switched that these guys were banned from country music, kind of ending their foray,

[86:33]even though they recorded in Nashville. That's kind of how the country scene with the birds ended. 100 years from now, McGinn and Hillman. It's like they flew right into a window, right? 100%. Now, this song, Russell, and you know what I noticed when I saw them through the window? What's that? They're jizz. It's the first thing you notice. It's the first thing you notice, OK? You can't help but notice it.

[87:00]You got to study it. That's how you know about a bird. You have to. Now, listen to the Gram. Does this sound like the birds to you? This sounds like classic birds, doesn't it? Yeah. I don't know that I know any classic birds songs. Turn, turn, turn. Turn, turn, turn's all I know, right? I mean, this sounds like turn, turn, turn. But listen to the Gram Parsons version that was deleted off this album. 100 years from this day. It's country. People still feel this way. There's a Butter album that's stuck in this album.

[87:31]They still say the things that they're saying right now. Oh, so good. Blue Canadian Rockies is a Gene Autry song. We have too many covers. Mad songs. In the blue Canadian Rockies. And then we've got-- It's a beautiful list to do. I do enjoy it. Yeah, big time. Yeah, it's nice music. This is a Merle Haggard song called Life in Prison. ♪ I found the burning first degree ♪ Now, of course, Gram Parsons famously

[88:02]dies outside of Joshua Tree National Park. His manager steals his body, takes it into the park, and burns it on a pile of sticks, as requested by Gram Parsons. He said, "Hey, Gram Parsons told me he wants to be burned a lot or burned in the park, so that's what I did." And there's a quote that somebody put onto a tree next to his grave, and the quote says this. "He was just hitting his stride when he died.

[88:31]His actual output, the number of records he made and sold, was minimal, but his effect on country music is enormous. This is why we're talking about him now, but we can't know what his full impact could have been." And then finally, we're going to end with another Bob Dylan song, Nothing Was Delivered. And this is how the album is going to end. Gram Parsons lives about another, what, another 10 years after this album? But this is '68. I mean, this is early.

[89:00]A rock band doing a country album. And what do we think, folks? We got to get into the ranking system. Patented. It's popular. Everybody's favorite part of the show. The patented and very popular. It's popular enough that John from Edina goes back and listens to all these and is recording it in a spreadsheet. If he shows up and he's wearing a wig to look like me, I'm going to be real worried that we've got a single white

[89:31]female situation going on, all right? It's going to be a weird wig. I don't think they make them like that, Rob. I'm sorry. What the fuck does that mean? Like this, I can see it. You think my hair is a weird wig? You've got lines carved into the side. You've got kind of like a mullet line. I don't think that's a standard. I think his hairline is further forward than yours.

[90:00]Oh, Aaron, why would you say that to him? Listen, as a bald guy, I feel like I can make these comments. Why would you say that? That was inappropriate. You should apologize. I'm sorry, Rob. No, that's fine. Okay, if he shows up with a weird fucked up mask on, I'll say that he looks like you guys. I think it's scary, too. Oh, is that? Oh, don't worry. I got a fucked up face, so I could say shit like that. Except for my eyebrows. Damn, they're looking good. Damn. Oh, yeah, we told you those eyebrows are looking good. They don't look the same as they did a week ago.

[90:30]I'll tell you that. They're not quite as sharp as they were. Damn. Listen, we're at 270 something. Okay? Is this album, does this belong perfect here at 274? Okay? 1968. Okay, kind of like my marriage. One year delay. I'm like, "What the fuck?" I'm like, "What the fuck?" I'm like, "What the fuck?" I'm like, "What the fuck?" I'm like, "What the fuck?" I'm like, "What the fuck?" I'm like, "What the fuck?" I'm like, "What the fuck?" I'm like, "What the fuck?" I'm like, "What the fuck?" I'm like, "What the fuck?" I'm like, "What the fuck?" I'm like, "What the fuck?" I'm like, "What the fuck?" I'm like, "What the fuck?" I'm like, "What the fuck?" I'm like, "What the fuck?" I'm like, "What the fuck?" I'm like, "What the fuck?" I'm like, "What the fuck?"

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