Curtis: Curtis Mayfield (1970)

[00:00]all right so we have already talked about bumping and grinding okay we've already discussed why i'm wearing a sweater today with a collared shirt okay it's because i went to a nice place but you know what we got to get right into it we've all been out of the country you ever get rebuffed when you went for a in for a bump and grind like you're kind of dancing you're doing like your old man moves and then you kind of get a little closer they give you a look like what what are you doing god it's been so long since i've had to do the bump or the grind and i i mean how did you start didn't you kind of start with like hands on the hips just to see like i think you gotta go there's gotta be there's gotta be some sort of physical touch yeah because the real the real joy the real

[00:36]joy with the bump and grind is when there was that girl in college that you knew from like your sociology class or whatever and it turned out that she was a real heavy grinder you know what i mean if she would just if she would just back you just hear that beep beep beep and she was backing that shit up and you're like oh bro just just throw it just throw out a first name of anybody just see just let's just see if they're listening just toss i don't i can't even remember because you would never guess it would be like this you know there'd be like a girl in your class who's

[01:03]like you're doing your labs with you know and you're trying to memorize all the muscles of the forearm and all of a sudden it turns out that you know she was just oh she was just she was back that thing up and all of a sudden you're like the pestle you know i mean i'm the wait a second i'm the pestle you're the mortar you know what i mean that's like this wasn't the girl that you were in the lab with where you had to bring in a sample of your fecal matter was it rob no no that was lynn she does she was not she kept that if you recall she kept her fecal matter in between

[01:31]us uh making me think that maybe it wasn't going to work out between us my plan of asking the most directive girl to be my lab partner did not work that day folks rob if we did a if we did a mountain rushmore draft of saint olaf bumping grinders but we bleeped out all the names what would the what would the text chain pay on patreon to hear that episode the number number one by far and i'll she went to oh geez oh no she would get fucking hammered hey look hey look look at the face aaron

[02:01]made that's gotta yeah that's gonna all be out i was trying to remember who she was i was thinking of the all-time worst bumping grinder which was she would just like get depressed oh yeah your hand like and you'd be like well okay guess that's what i guess that's what we're doing tonight wouldn't that be terrible if you're sitting there right now and you're one of our many female listeners and you're like that name that was just beamed out by aaron couldn't be me was am i the worst bumping grinder and i'll tell you what ladies come on over i promise to give you an

[02:31]accurate number bump and grind one through ten okay we're gonna and i'll even give you tips i'll give you tips i'll give you tips in 2020 four friends decided to listen to every one of the greatest 500 albums that's the joke what the 500 albums the podcast aaron just like when i sent that message down to my rich uncle who was going under you made the text subtext where is he him for a while by the way he was going then i'm a subtext and then

[03:00]last thing he sent me was a loud crushing noise uh voice memo uh decided by rolling stone magazine this resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music excluded the order list to begin this podcast it's still funny to me we are far from experts and we promise to do almost no research i'm rich i'm gonna get in a submarine oh god i got crushed my pressure all opinions all opinions of her own disagree please sit back if i look over at my motherfucking submarine cabin as a bad cats it's not even they didn't even use an xbox controller or a playstation they used the

[03:33]generic ones that the moms would buy as the cheaper second controller only for younger brother use oh just the worst i get on and i see that shit i am off i want a i want an xbox controller at minimum be like getting on and seeing the old nintendo controller wrestle it's just two buttons and you're like the guy's trying to do the the tyson punch out code it goes down when i push select we are up to album 275 and from 1970

[04:00]we get curtis aaron this is an album you get after you plant seeds in april by curtis mayfield field yes how the fuck what tell me what number again i'm sorry i missed it 275 come on 275 i'm i don't want to give my takeaway but seriously oh so now let's get in or i'm sorry what do i do now oh you know guys or what yeah you know what i've got uh three guys here who want to talk about a parody yeah i can't remember do i do the parody for i think

[04:35]it's supposed to be the first thing you do listen now that i now that uh pony by genuine is turned off let's turn on the radio okay and let's see what's let's see what's on the radio and who knows what song i picked but i picked a song about being in hell apparently maybe you never know all right let's turn on k-rob k-r-o-b what's up everybody welcome to k-rob k-r-o-b you know one of

[05:01]the parts of being a man is you have to decide do i want my feet to feel normal and not hurt all the time or do i want to keep eating this delicious canned fish oh yeah aaron likes some fish but don't make him pride he likes them in a tin i do with all that oil inside now there's a gout flare up oh he'll need some medication you know some fish is fine but only some of the time he needs some moderation

[05:36]my gout is managed i can get all the certain things i want listen man my gout is managed i can get all the certain things i want listen man my gout is managed i can get all the certain things i want aaron that's what i'm that's i'm i can't battle pure at all it's under control well aaron's a man i can get all the certain things i want i can get all the certain things i want i'm a man who likes his fish in a can his feet hurts when he walks but he will never stop he's eating anchovies again

[06:03]well there's a gout flare up his feet hurt like a bitch this would all go away if he could just say no to canned fish now that's a good one you might think i was saying two canned fish if you're like me and you just saw a lot of two cans in the last week this feels i feel like i'll be right back

[06:31]oh no he's if he gets if he gets you know what he's doing russell you know what he's doing you know what he's doing back did it if he comes out with sardine oil rubbed all over his body oh my gosh all right i've got uh three guys here who are just back from the more kings rally i didn't even think those they had those uh i've got i've gotten mad in minneapolis mad how are you doing good rob i'm taking nothing less than the supreme best wow better bring your a game today i can't

[07:00]believe it and now we need to stall oh my god here comes aaron i've got russell in minneapolis russell how are you doing rob bite your lip and take a trip though there may be a wet road ahead wow oh wow and i've got uh aaron out in california now aaron who's uh i assume opening up a thing of canned fish which gross aaron do not spill it on your computer i can't believe it just tell you right now your work gets really bad uh and and actually aaron this quote this week is actually by matt matt before he got on we as we know matt just went to italy and he was

[07:33]telling me that he went to vatican city and he couldn't believe he turned to one of those guards you know the guards with the big hats and he goes you're telling me a cis teen built this chapel i thought for sure it'd be gay look at all the decorations look at all the paintings and stuff this is a cis teen cis teen man or rosie how are you doing add a little sugar honeysuckle and the joy of children laughing these are the makings of you wow unbelievable aaron show us show us what you have in your hand well i did

[08:01]i did my my um i do i don't know what i don't know what everyone else's work life is like but i do get an annual bonus and i don't i have not received it yet but i got my compensation statement on okay got my compensation statement on it just felt like this felt like something i should share because i got my compensation statement on friday i immediately went on the internet to bernalcutlery.com and i purchased uh anchovies well first i purchased this beautiful turkish copper oil we can't really see this for

[08:36]some reason aaron's back aaron why do you have your background what do you think aaron is one of the blurred background guys i swear to god if your wife comes out topless and that background is blurred i'm gonna be so mad all right the blur background i bought this beautiful turkish olive oil can copper okay nice i like that i'm gonna buy this beautiful turkish olive oil can copper i'm gonna buy this beautiful turkish olive oil can copper i'm gonna buy this beautiful turkish olive oil can copper i'm gonna buy this beautiful turkish olive oil can copper i'm gonna buy this beautiful turkish olive oil can copper i'm gonna buy this beautiful turkish olive oil can copper i'm gonna buy this beautiful turkish olive oil can copper okay nice i like that that's classy i cannot believe that's what you went out and grabbed that and then i and then from the same from the same place that i got some

[09:00]zaatar from palestine so that's gonna be some good i like that on chicken and fish what what is zaatar is that a spice yeah it's got sumac i know it doesn't have sumac um it's like uh thyme oregano sesame etc russell you know russell you know when i use zaatar street fighter street fighter 2 when i wanted to do that body slam oh i need that spinning body slam sorry i'm wrong it does have sumac so oregano roasted sesame sumac olive oil dead sea salt so

[09:31]i got some soups and zaatar doesn't know sumac since they and then i got west coast bay seasoning from the okan spoke time spice chef that's all fine but but what i'm really what i'm really here to tell you this is how big was your bonus ten dollars like what is your problem can you at least tell me you've got something else with your bonus well yeah of course they did i got sardines and spiced olive oil from portugal oh god oh my god what is going on uh norwegian sea herring and i didn't like guys i didn't know rob was gonna do this song i did not know and then lastly

[10:05]i also threw in some smoked oysters in lemon pepper so that was it that's what i got i did not know rob was gonna do the song but that's what i received in the mail today i'm very excited that is how i treat myself when i receive an annual bonus when you bought all this did you have to put your name on some list you know what i mean like was it getting like getting a gun you had to go on like a two-week waiting list yeah you gotta get this much canned fish sir we need to look at your feet before you buy this we have to look at it does this hurt when

[10:31]i press on your milligrams parallel are you on on a daily basis 500 russell russell what do you think about not only fish i gotta say the the fact that he has white fish in a tin in oil i i don't know russell what do you think about that is that what you're buying with your bonus no i i wouldn't i don't think i could ever eat fish out of a tin but this is not my style wow wow matt what do you think what which which one of those sounded the best tasting to you i have not been paying attention fair enough fair enough i don't believe it all right okay sorry to take that digression i didn't

[11:06]plan to do that but you made a song about canned fish and it arrived in the mail for me today and matt being tired he did just get back from italy we do have to move on we're just going to talk about canned fish for about 10 more minutes and then we're going to move on and i promise all right let's get into the voicemail aaron you know what i might have to get some tin fish for our next record i might have to do it i know last time it was a major disaster but i kind of want to so this is a this is one of our our callers from uh perlin texas who was originally aaron

[11:35]it turns out from dennison iowa oh okay so we have a caller from texas who does not know us did they go to dennison schleswig high school dennison schleswig is the high school dennison schleswig who's there they're hyphenated district dennison hyphen just a warning that did not get matt more engaged okay i'm trying go dennison schleswig can you imagine making a sign for

[12:02]dennison i went to high school with twins named erica and naomi from dennison they moved to iowa all right aaron let's not talk about grinding anymore there was no grinding with those two with twins oh how did the minnesota twins never make hats that just say and twins i think they did can you imagine russell you go to milton schleswig and you have to have a football helmet with that on the air what was their mascot that's so long there's so many letters you know

[12:33]who i'm certain knows the dennison's last week mascot is a little rosy but i do not know wow wow well rob i i guarantee that the milton schleswig women's basketball team could not cross half court i can imagine you know with a name like that you know the mustache ratio on that team was very high just a bunch of huge german women slinging a basketball around my goodness all right let's get into the voicemail headed to new york at the end of july to see rush at madison square garden

[13:01]wow any suggestions while i'm there not trying to be the conspicuous tourist also it's pronounced pearland wow so it turns out i was wrong about him being from purland it's actually named pearland now come here land pearland texas there's a there's a place called pearland texas you know what beats that aaron you know it appears three of a kind excuse me three of a kind land texas straight flushland texas oh that would be so good aaron you're going to new york i'm sorry

[13:34]aaron what were you going to say uh well it appears that dennison has their own high school now and it's called the monarchs the monarchs like the butterfly or the kings kings they gotta look at yeah they got a lion for that you know what that sounds a lot like it sounds a lot like maybe their old mascot is not appropriate anymore you know what i mean we've got so many friends who have leather jackets they can't wear anymore it's so funny uh russell if they were the if they were the butterflies would their signal be like this butterfly like beautiful hand signal or it would

[14:04]be like more like a dirty bird thumbs in the armpits you know what you do like this first half you come out mascot comes out russell first half caterpillar he's got to come out he's got to come out as a caterpillar half time you go into a cocoon okay at the end of the half time first a self-suck okay and then you are coming out as a gorgeous butterfly well we know that mascots do self-suck that's one of the things we've established on this show uh russell you are coming out to new york to see rush what do you recommend that mike from berlin does what do you

[14:35]think what's what's a good thing to do in new york city if you're going out to see a band new york city but someone is not going to be there anymore so we're not coming that weekend so but here's what i was gonna plan on doing all right let's hear it i was gonna do mets game on a thursday wow i was gonna do laburnadan the best restaurant in the country on a friday wow i was gonna do now russell can i just ask this how many people were gonna be in that reservation four yes yes i made it in one

[15:08]of my kids nice yes and then a broadway show on the saturday and then a comedy club those would be the that that would be the four things i would want to accomplish i'll tell you i think the comedy club is a must the comedy seller too don't go to any others the comedy seller get a ticket as soon as you can they sell out extraordinarily quick matt you've been out to new york a couple times i'm not going to ask aaron because he's never been out here visit me okay uh matt what

[15:32]would you do what do you recommend mike from hair land well two two one two three four five six six two two one fashion guy should absolutely go do some thrifting out there in some of those shops wow and my ron dane jersey can prove that right right or i mean you know number well i guess one a would be get some pizza finally get some good pizza yeah and one b would be to go to a comedy show of some sort because you're going to a concert uh you've got to go out you've

[16:01]got to see comedy as well yeah the comedy i'm telling you it is a hit i would also say think of about going down to joe shanghai get some dumplings get some uh try some of that but pizza oh by the way man i found out that pizza place we went to they have a bigger location in times square that's supposed to be gorgeous we're gonna have to try that really yeah okay john's oh it's gonna be so good now aaron i'm gonna ask you this yeah what do you think about this guy going all the way from texas to new york city to see rush new york city i mean it's that feels like a very

[16:33]cool i don't like to use the word phrase tubers with one stone but if you want to see rush and you want to go to new york that feels like a perfect combo i love it i i just don't know i mean is rush going to fill madison square garden who cares oh yeah you think yeah there's a lot of rob there's a bunch of drugs they don't even have their drummer anymore though who cares all right i do know that you're right there are a lot of dorks in new york and i say that as a

[17:03]dork so lovingly it would be sweet to see him play this song though working man that's one of my favorites i don't know rosie who's on your who's on your rush mount rushmore people you would see instead of rush at madison square garden who would you fly up to madison square garden to see any band dead or alive dead or oh well dead or alive uh yeah bon jovi that's one uh jimmy henderson prince would be at the top wow i don't know if the roots would if the roots did a

[17:30]big show at madison's ground would go and then uh d'angelo that'd be it oh that'd be so good matt dead or alive who's your mount rushmore madison square garden uh weezer pearl jam i'd like to see vampire weekend again oh yeah rock um i don't know who else i gotta be somebody good that i'd like to see maybe like a trampled by turtles neil young something like that neil young would be neil young that's a great one russell who's your

[18:02]mount rushmore just who would you fly out to madison square garden to see they're putting on one show it's madison square garden you can get a ticket who's it who's it going to be it's got to be chamba wamba if they if you had an all 90s concert of like chamba wamba omc uh uh uh i'll say they might be giants i would go see them i would go see bob marley if he was there i'd head right down there boy you know what led zeppelin i think you're gonna be sick to see led zeppelin

[18:32]i think matt i don't know if matt's seen him in madison square garden have you ever done the billy joel when he played there all the time or not i never did and i probably should because he's gonna die soon right like we got to get out and see billy joel we got to support that he's gonna or he's gonna get to kind of that like not being able to sing as well stage and he's there all the time i should definitely go that's a great idea oh so mike from purlin texas i hope we helped we we said pizza okay so so so creative from us

[19:00]it's it's time to see what everybody's up to it's time for uh aaron rolling going how's it going with you man it's going great um yeah well i did want to give an update i had i think we talked about nopales many years ago on this podcast and we had a big long day today i led a bike ride this morning um for uh parents for royal school of watson and it went on a hike during that time then they stopped at the no kings protest they went to the art store

[19:30]then we had a baseball game tonight from four till six but it went long to like 6 30. um and then we got burritos after so saturday night baseball little league yeah tomorrow night too that's 4 p.m tomorrow that's dumb same team tomorrow 4 p.m start and the games are one hour these are nine you games are one hour and 50 minutes or six innings so we ended up going until 6 15 tonight starting at four yeah the kids are wiped um but i do i

[20:00]i did uh stop and get the families the family burritos on the way home and i added nopales to my carnitas burrito and i really liked it um so that was good what did you add nopales those are cactus leaves i feel like we've talked about this on the podcast so i felt like i should give a nopal update i gotta do it i didn't even know russell that was aaron let me ask you a question do you think cactuses have leaves have you ever seen it i got your prickly pears right here yeah

[20:30]russell's about it that's about that life russell they do okay say what it is again cactus leaves nopales n-o-p-a-l-e-s we i know we have we have had this exact discussion cactus leaf oh it's just the prickly pear part oh they strip off the prickly and then the it's like the heart of it it's almost like a pepper like a roasted pepper texture listen to this description russell see if you like this they have a crisp slightly tart tart flavor similar to green beans or okra exactly

[21:00]very similar i agree matt matt they it's a cactus but it tastes like green beans or okra man what do you think of that that sounds delicious this week they were delicious see russell okay okay you two deserve each other yeah so i added that to my burrito and i felt good then the only other thing i want to say is like if you ever have a day where you pack a cooler in the morning and then you just kind of leave the cooler packed all day and then i i migrated i do have a nice yeti backpack i think i've already shared this and it got me sick i migrated some of the stuff from the cooler into

[21:33]the yeti backpack it just feels good just like having a cooler packed and i gotta say i'm pretty good at packing a cooler and i've gotten really good now at also packing a good mix of na and alcoholic like i think if you need a cooler packed for a party you can trust me i can do it for all all ages all tastes aaron for all the new dads out there how what's the key to packing a cooler i do think packing a cooler is a dad skill what should we be doing you need some look some good crisp lower alcohol beers because dads can't be drinking ipas

[22:05]they can't be drinking seven percent ipas they need a beer that isn't gonna put them to sleep but they still wanna feel like they're having a beer uh and right now there's a three two beer made out of salinas which i've been crazy about so i had some little ladders in there and then you need you need some sparkling water in some flavors maybe no one's seen before just to like throw it you know just to kind of throw in something in the mix it's like a little bit some it's like a conversation starter like oh i haven't seen the strawberry peach before and then

[22:34]there's also now there's also now like all these flavors of hop water so i did like an iced tea slash lemonade hop water everybody's kind of like oh that might be fun okay oh does that have nootropics in it oh that's weird i'll try some ashwagandha whatever okay so you're starting to lose me a little bit but okay and then you gotta have some coconut water that's the number one electrolyte drink right now you gotta have some coconut water wow that's it aaron i kind of want to hang with you with a cooler i'm telling you man i'll i'll make you feel good with the cooler

[23:00]good you know what i'm putting in there orange sun kissed classic pull out of a cooler oh good choice a and w root beer oh hey you know what i haven't seen for a while by the way barks is bark still around in the silver can i don't know yeah i i god i haven't seen a barks forever i gotta go how would you rank if if you walked into a store robin there's like four types of root beer you got barks a and w 19.19 what's the other one what how are you ranking them well i mean you're forgetting about

[23:31]dads of course you know what i mean like i would say i gotta go dad's at the bottom 1919 and then i'm gonna go controversial i'm gonna go a and w second i'm gonna go barks one i do i do like wow it has it has a bite i do like that barks i just haven't had one so long we we are an eight a diet a and w root beer household and i will tell you guys i should tell you this i've been waiting to tell you this i've got a little bit of a root beer problem going on right now i have a soda stream

[24:00]here at home and i fill up every morning i fill up three liter bottles with water put them in the fridge cool them down at night i will take those bottles i will put them into the soda stream carbonate them and then add a root beer packet on average at home i am drinking three liters of root beer a day apparently okay i'm getting almost all my water through powdered root beer that has zero calories i i have ordered so much that i have i probably have 300 packets of root beer my wife

[24:30]made me stop getting them on the amazon uh automatic delivery so it's i i am drinking a lot of root beer i'm gonna hand it off but i also have to say i gotta show you on camera my my final cooler secret weapon is right now sierra nevada is making a pilsner in an 8.4 ounce can so i feel like dikembe motumba when i hold this can of beer and i love it it's great and that's one of my cooler secret weapons i was wondering why i got a picture of your penis next to that can i was like god aaron's fucking stacked yeah that's what's going on yeah can i give you this here before you move

[25:01]on big beer news for me yeah i was just i just chaperoned a trip to costa rica now you know one of our favorite things to do when we chaperone a trip we put those kids in the hotel room we're heading down to the bar as teachers first bar we're out in the jungle guess what they didn't have anything but a president but they they had a presidente so guess guess what i drank like a dozen of on this trip presidentes i am now a beer drinker but only a costa rican beer oh that's so

[25:31]good i love it god damn it that's perfect but i'll tell you what when i was drinking a beer in the jungle aaron i just i was like drinking a beer i'm a man you know what i mean like listen in the jungle i'm not about toxic masculinity but i felt like a big-time man right there and i felt like it not as big when i saw that picture of aaron's hog next to that can but now i realize there's some lord of the rings stuff going on i'm a big time man it's four o'clock out there we gotta know what's how it's rolling going with matt because he is a road warrior right now and

[26:00]we gotta hear from him i am uh i think do we have like a dad isn't there some sort of like dad uh sting that you got oh yeah oh or well and i also have i mean i have matt smart comment of the week and then i have this one that's what i call my penis but that i don't think that's the one you're looking for matt what do you got so i took my flight we went to italy came back we ended up where did we leave off you were planning on driving to nebraska to go to italy

[26:34]okay so went to went to nebraska right went to omaha got there wow got up the next morning and the snow is starting to drift south oh oh my god so should have just driven another two and a half hours to kansas city his flight took off nine o'clock got to jfk fine our flight coming in from la guardia it's coming from toronto to la guardia la guardia to omaha flight app what's the flight aware it's a great app if you

[27:03]need to figure out where your plane is because that's half the battle is figuring out where your plane is right um and that's better than the app i had matt where i got on a plane and a guy turned into a wolf and you know what app it was order cheese sticks light flight of werewolf i used wolf twice i got to think of a different bit so i could see that it was coming

[27:32]it wasn't because of anything at la guardia it was just coming it came out of uh toronto lake so now it's supposed to start snow we're supposed to take off from omaha at like 12 30. now it's going to take off at 1 30 and the snow is supposed to start at 12 15 in omaha so i'm just white knuckling the whole thing they say it's delayed i'm trying to find other things trying to go through detroit something like this you know turns out all this stuff we end up getting on the plane take off an

[28:00]hour late we're fine we're great we we get out oh can you imagine this is all sunday now can you imagine if matt would have gotten stuck in the united states after all this work and he's just now stuck further away from home and he can't get home with a big snowstorm holy oh so then the big kicker of this whole thing and i didn't tell sarah this until we were so we got there we then we got we got on on her nine o'clock flight to get from uh jf well we did we already missed like cab over to jfk okay i wanted to know the the trip for you so we're going to go to jfk we're going to go to the the trip from laguardia to jfk what was that like that was some cabbie who barely

[28:36]the car was being held together by bubblegum interesting but it's longer i mean you would fit you would think that they'd have some a train that goes between two somehow in my mind that's like a three-hour drive like trying to get from jfk to laguardia forever 40-minute drive it was like 40 minutes crazy kind of a thing okay it wasn't so bad there's nothing to laguardia aaron there's no train no nothing no public

[29:04]transit that's what i mean like it feels like to me it's like end of the earth like it takes forever to get there yeah well believe it or not aaron not many people are actually taking the trip from laguardia to jfk yeah although when when i was trying to find alternate flights that was i mean that was like that was delta was suggesting that off yeah kind of thing like flying laguardia then go to jfk so it was fine then we got up the plane so then i'm looking on my flight aware app and i see

[29:32]uh the whole time this whole time we were supposed to take off on sunday at 4 30 and it was like there's no way i would i would not bet one dollar that that flight would have taken off the whole kicker the whole damn thing is that 4 30 flight took off to amsterdam on sunday so we did all of this for nothing you could have just waited but oh we could have just waited but there's no way there's not you're not gonna make that bet yeah that's not a fun bet to me not one bit so that's so that was

[30:01]that that was a it was long i mean it was long yeah it was it took a long time yeah no well just think of how much work you you did that it actually turned out the way back of time then on the way back you know like i i love my work travel bag russell maybe appreciate this i've got this nice holding thing that holds all of my cords i've got them neatly packed i've got my backup charger i've got my charger for my headphones i've got my earbuds i got the earbuds that go into my phone

[30:30]i've got my uh air fly thing i've got my watch charger i've got my phone charger i got my block i've got my little thing i put on the back of my phone that i can set up and as you know as a dad this is making me so hard right that you have oh my god everything's charged at every moment you know they're gonna say hey does anybody have a charger you go yeah i do right here right you know and i've started putting my air pods in there because like i don't want to leave those in my pocket i don't want to slip out all this stuff so we're getting off the flight we just nine and a half hours back from rome to jfk i'm tired i've got to get two suitcases and a backpack

[31:07]i'm yelling every time you check your check your front pocket yeah get your video if you check your front pocket just do it again all this stuff like this i get off the plane i'm hustling we're trying to get to the next flight we've got to get out doing too many things come back in i've never done this before i was the who left my little black thing in seat 38c oh no all my stuff and i've got it so i've

[31:37]got my ear air pods in there so i can see and i'm like because i was gonna make a phone call and i'm looking for my air pods once we got through security again and i'm like no wow and we've got like 20 minutes and oh it's like when the grizzly man got killed by the grizzly bear sitting there i can still see my airpods sitting at jfk terminal four uh between b 30 and 32 i think it's some sort

[32:02]of thing so i am i have been presently trying to uh submit a lost report claim just to see i don't you know i might as well take 20 minutes to see if i can figure yeah send rob to go get him well i was going to say do you want me to talk to jenny she's kind of she's read these pretty good yeah yeah so i don't know you know there's nothing like that important and have like a passport or it's not a cell phone anything like that so who knows we'll see what happens oh what a bummer after all that stuff i failed at my own advice of checking the front

[32:34]pocket yeah i of course famously lost my game boy with about 12 different games including ninja turtles on a flight once but man i feel like that's about the dad equivalent is losing the bag with the charging cords oh yeah all of it oh the worst in my my airpods i got my nice earpods so so that's it so it kind of it was a stressful start stressful end we had a lot of fun i just uploaded the you know i think a famous i don't know if not famously but i've i've been doing

[33:05]videos everywhere we go like very badly done and then putting them together in imovie and putting it on youtube because someday i'll want to watch that stuff and um the first one i did was with manny when we were in new york this one this is like four or five years ago now when he looked like uh what's that guy's name from no country yeah yeah this is yes anton

[33:30]anton sugar yeah i nailed that he had that haircut they were going so it's it was good so i got all upload i'm ready to go but i'm ready to be back to the real world for a little bit now matt you probably didn't listen but the last episode we released last week the low-end theory uh or two weeks ago was the episode after you came out to new york so we did a whole recap of that trip and what we did it was a great it was a great episode okay we also talked a lot about russell's nipple clamps which i did not recall ever talking about but we have a whole bit on that as well he hasn't talked about him much since then we haven't heard a lot of a new

[34:02]pair we'll have to get into it next week yeah stay tuned okay it did kind of make me think though like did i be getting some nipple clamps like that would be kind of thing that you could just have next to your bed and be okay you know what i mean like it's like if your kids find that they won't know what it is there's no way kids are going to know oh these are dad's nipple tie clip high clip ouch i hurt my finger sometimes pain is pleasure that's my role i'm going russell how's it going with you rob let's go to you first we'll come back to me i'm trying to okay i think something

[34:33]worth talking about as oh no russell what russell you were just traveling that's crazy you got russell i'm not sure if you i'm not sure if you understand what we're doing here but we're kind of teasing that this podcast is going to be good okay and you know what russell this is going to be good because you know what time it is it's baseball season has started up yeah so you know what that means we're watering down those infields rob get them nice and sloppy get them so wet and we are

[35:06]going to look at the new food that is out in major league baseball stadiums around the country and see what we think starting with this outrageous look at how uncircumcised this foot-long hot dog is okay actually this is very circumcised that's what i meant holy cow look at that that would feel great first of all now of course this is a famous one and this is some controversy everybody's doing the 999 now multiple challenges are doing the 999 challenge now aaron describe to us what is

[35:35]the 999 challenge and of course i accidentally i read that upside down what i understand is that it is nine beers nine hot dogs in nine innings and now you can buy it as a package at many ballparks including oracle park in san francisco wow and i'll tell you what they they have this and i've seen this the problem is a lot of these cost almost seventy dollars to do at a ballpark to buy nine hot dogs and nine beers so the goal

[36:01]is aaron you are going to drink one beer a good deal isn't it rob is an interesting guy when it comes to prices on stuff like he lives in new york where stuff is really price right nine hot dogs and nine beers for seven well that's it he brings up stuff that seems really reasonable and he gets bent out of shape but it's it's it's it's going to make you sick so yeah it's going to make you sick sick so yeah that's part of the issue i just want to show you this here's a baseball how much how much was your uh mattress again the call that was that i'll give you a hint it's way over 999 which

[36:32]is unfortunate uh at least five figures yeah i don't want to talk about it i don't want to talk about it because it is getting a little lumpy and every time it does it kind of pisses me the off this is a baseball this is the size of the beer look at how small those beers are those are not truly sized beers aaron are you going to try a 999 challenge one of these times it feels like something we should do a 999 challenge it sounds kind of fun especially now that i'm a beer drinker it feels like i should but when i get to the park am i really going to order it probably not like

[37:01]it just doesn't feel because like do they give us you all at once and now you yeah you're like that ninth beer and that ninth dog russell knows oracle park giving you nine beers at once russell knows how hot it gets at oracle park like the air temperature will be 70 your crotch is 170. like if you're in the sun at oracle park russell tell them it's hot wow have a taste of me nuts rob so you got no place to hide those beers man they're going to be boiling i really don't like

[37:30]to talk about this and i'm just going to say it once and i'm not going to elaborate i'm not going to do a bit on this can you imagine the you're going to take after 999 challenge it's going to be not crazy or three days later oh my god it's crazy to be crazy it's going to be rob can you imagine going into your cardiologist appointment and telling him about your 999 challenge the day before that your numbers may be off oh well russell said that don't check the old triglycerides today i just did a 999. russell said he was excited to come out to new york because he was going to try the 999 69

[38:00]challenge and i don't know what that is but it doesn't sound first you do a nine okay all right next up uh next up we've got oh first of all look at this we have brisket donuts coming out of the terrible that's that's coming out of houston like why did brisket become a trick food like it's a brisket's fine it's good because it's easy to mass produce is that what it is yeah eat up and then put on it is a donut that has meat in it is then slathered in barbecue sauce and topped with

[38:32]creamy mac and cheese okay a savory donut full of meat deep fried i mean i would try it like if you bought it for me i would try it but come on yeah and you know where you wouldn't want to get that at a baseball game like i could see if you went to some you know fancy brew pub or something and you're having a you're you're having one drink you're gonna we'll try i'll try a bite of that thing you're not getting that at a baseball game what are we doing yeah base uh beer here beer here uh deep fried donut with meat inside

[39:03]mac and cheese on top here you know what i mean like it just doesn't make sense brisket the brisket donut or the pulled pork donut what are we doing uh i like that there's just mac and cheese mac and cheese on top i i don't know it's probably not as creamy as they advertise either i'm being honest then we've got the double you know what we're going donut crazy we got the double play donut parfait from the uh reds uh they are doing 12 mini cinnamon sugar donuts and then layering

[39:32]house made banana pudding cream but you know what russell guess how they're serving it they're serving it in a mini helmet oh my god i might have to go for that a little bit yeah that one's talking to me a little bit i wouldn't i wouldn't i would split that with somebody i could see rob that's a mush head type thing rob would get in there and mash that all up i could i could be about that can i just say this i'm looking for background noise for a baseball game to help this uh bit which is hardy by the way going great uh it's going to get better and

[40:01]then one of the videos that comes up is yankee stadium four hour sleep background baseball ambience do you think people play this to sleep too oh for sure i bet they do a baseball stadium the sound effects from it like how many people play it to jack off though just jeets oh yeah it's jeets for sure oh yeah 100 hey you think he plays this at his house when the ladies are over or not oh skip it is there like cheering or is it just this

[40:31]i mean listen i'm not sleeping when there's booing going on i mean this is just a who made this someone's striped territory that's 75 000 kids that's terrible let's do this one baseball ambience these videos are terrible 125 000 views okay let's do one more let's see if there's some ambience here i mean ambiance of course aaron sorry i know you have a portion for ambiance here we go now we are at the baseball game let's keep

[41:05]looking at these delicious snacks we have glizilla and pizza donuts from coors field again russell what's the deal donuts are the hot new thing huh okay glizilla of course russell what is it it is a giant hot dog glizzy this is a there's no description of it they say this is just a giant hot dog that has a macaroni and cheese on top and then a hot uh donut

[41:32]that has pizza with it looks like a little pesto on top i mean i think everyone enjoys a good macaroni and cheese but i don't i there's never been a demand for it at a baseball game i don't think i don't think it doesn't make sense because imagine the vats they have to carry that stuff in to get to a baseball game just buckets just like they got the i that was the other thing i was gonna do with my bonus yesterday was to buy a 180 rollings bucket with the lid on the top that's a seat and then i thought no instead you brought a bunch of canned fish next up we have lobster

[42:06]poutine at fenway park look at this it is lobster poutine it is lobster poutine it is lobster poutine it is lobster poutine it is lobster poutine it is lobster poutine it is coming uh on a little cardboard boat it costs okay and i okay you know what i'll just say this it costs 39 dollars wow that sounds like a great deal i would love to play 39 dollars for ballpark quality outrageous price right why does why does that what kind of bourgeois guy are we dealing

[42:31]with here it's like oh 39 is fine you would buy that for 39 you nuts so out of touch with the common man it is out of touch with the common man it is out of touch with the common man it is out of touch with the common man it is out of touch with the common man it is poutine they have fries it is poutine they have fries it is poutine they have fries this is a gallon of milk right this is a gallon of milk right this is a gallon of milk right they have let them eat cake situation they have let them eat cake situation they have let them eat cake situation here they have they rob converts that to here they have they is rob converts that to here they have they is rob converts that to root beer prices man root beer prices man root beer prices man they do have crispy cavendish fries with they do have crispy cavendish fries with they do have crispy cavendish fries with lobster on top but instead of gravy lobster on top but instead of gravy lobster on top but instead of gravy because it is a poutine the secret because it is a poutine the secret because it is a poutine the secret sloshy sauce tying it all together is

[43:01]sloshy sauce tying it all together is sloshy sauce tying it all together is clam chowder with a little crispy bacon clam chowder with a little crispy bacon clam chowder with a little crispy bacon on top aaron we doing some lobster on top aaron we doing some lobster on top aaron we doing some lobster poutine with clam chowder poutine with clam chowder poutine with clam chowder but the problem is it's hot as at but the problem is it's hot as at but the problem is it's hot as at fenway too like all of these like these fenway too like all of these like these fenway too like all of these like these are not summertime are not summertime are not summertime yeah i would try it at fenway in april when it's cold but come on like now with the sun the sun's beating down on this food baking down on you come on no i'll tell you what so far this is getting uh this is getting a seven out of ten on my diarrhea meter for all these foods so far number one so far might be that pizza donut i

[43:30]don't know that does not look good to be fair rob rob with the article that rob pulled up the title of it is correctly 15 outrageous new food items it's not like it's not like he's just looking for the standard items here they might as well put this as 15 outrageous new food and beverage items that rob is going to read about because they knew this is an article for me next up at chicago's uh at chicago we have the machete okay the machete this is 24 inches of a carne asada quesadilla

[44:04]oh i'm sorry aaron are you eating food at the ballpark that's a foot long fuck you this is two feet long quesadilla the board is three feet long how are you sitting in a baseball stadium with that board do they yeah do they slice it so you can share those across yeah you gotta slice that up and share it melted mozzarella we've got oaxaca cheeses house marriage house marinated carne asada

[44:36]smoky guajillo pepper sauce salsa verde and cilantro i mean aaron that looks pretty good i would eat that i would eat the hell out of that no question looks good i'm in for that carrying back to your seat a two foot long quesadilla now here we go this is shareable sunday this is at the philly stadium with rickman's soft serve

[45:00]top with funnel cakes uh fried strawberry funnel cake fried strawberry uncrustable oh it's a funnel cake fried strawberry uncrustable so they take it uncrustable they fry it put it on top fresh strawberry sauce and fruity cereal pieces now first of all those are fruity pebbles don't tell me they're fucking fruity cereal pieces we all know what you're talking about oh i'm sorry you got some frankenberry bullshit get that fucking shit out of there uh that looks that looks pretty darn good and then finally okay of course we do have the s'mores quesadilla at kansas

[45:32]city erin uh matt's one of matt's new favorite airports a tortilla with hazelnut cocoa spread nutella marshmallow fluff and graham cracker crumbs with a strawberry pico de gallo and with this article list as unidentified blue stars oh i don't know what those erin we getting a uh what do you think a sweet quesadilla sounds kind of good doesn't it yeah i mean i can't check it out

[46:01]russell says no all right it looks good to me and then finally uncrustable french toast in toronto why not oh and then finally this is the real one wait why uncrustable french toast i feel like crust is a valuable part of french toast major league baseball must have a deal with like the uncrustables uncrustables are kind of big now aren't they matt like among athletes i see a lot of athletes now eating football yeah it's and it's kind of one of those things where they're like all over nfl locker rooms or whatever oh okay and then all the nutrition people are like

[46:32]what the fuck this is nothing but like white bread sugar yeah what do you know and but it's kind of a thing maybe you know the old peanut butter jelly sandwich coming back around is kind of a standoffish thing i think it's kind of a standoffish thing i think it's kind of a standoffish thing i think it's kind of a standoffish thing i think it's kind of a standoffish thing i think it's kind of a standoffish thing staple steph likes pb and jace i'll tell you what listen you guys can make fun of me all you want but if i'm going to the ballpark and i'm paying over 20 and i get a fucking peanut butter and jelly sandwich in any fucking form i'm gonna be so fucking pissed god damn the seattle mariners

[47:00]you can buy any of these and put it into this ferry boat how about and this is my favorite one bases loaded rob's favorite kind of bases loaded crab nachos wonton chips cheese sauce crab salad sesame green onion thai chili sauce oh what do you think aaron i'm assuming it's different living on a coast city but i i i don't know that i'd be going for any fish products at sporting events i'll go fish and

[47:31]chips you know me i'll do fish and chips because i'll do the fried stuff is i'll do that's different i'll do anything fried in the ballpark if it came straight from the freezer into the fryer i'll eat it i don't know i don't know about this souvenir boat though that's held it in are like are you walking out with this boat like are you taking it home it's one of these i mean all this stuff you have to imagine you're sitting in the sun eating it all of it so if crab salad no come on it's so true it's so true i would say this is my number one kind of crabs i'd want to get at a ballpark that's true true aaron bottom line i'll tell you right now hot dog

[48:03]hot dog and some chips with cheese why why it's just go simple how about this instead of giving us all this fucked up shit that nobody really wants how about cheap ass shit how about we cheapen the food we make it a little less expensive and just give it to the twins have done that up on the second level there's a couple spots where you can buy like a coke for like two bucks and like a cheap a little little hot dog or a little burger and stuff they they attempt to do that which is good there's other teams that are really promoting that this year as well where you

[48:30]can get like the two dollar beers and everything and make it a little more affordable i'd remember what was the deal in college on what was it thursdays that'd be a dog dogs oh my god we said the dollar ticket too they said the dollar ticket like 96 97 98 where any if you had a student id you'd get the best seat available if he walked up like wait have we told this to her russell do you want to tell her should i you go for it we went to this could be russell's rolling going we went to dollar dog night on a wednesday junior year college sophomore college and the pleasure

[49:03]principal was living his parents lived in bloomington at the time so we got the cheap tickets to the dome we got the dollar dog night we stopped off in bloomington the pleasure principal dropped off his laundry so that his mom could do his laundry while we were at the game and then his dad matt's getting a big nod at that the pleasure principal's dad gave each of us twenty dollars on the way out the door that we could spend like gave us a crisp 20 that we could spend at the game technically technically i believe it was a pleasure principal's mom or dad and they gave the

[49:34]pleasure principal twenty dollars and i said what about the rest of us and they reached into the wallet and gave us a dollar dog night we stopped off in bloomington the pleasure principal dropped off and gave us twenty dollars wow and then that happened to be the game where everybody threw dollar hot dogs at chuck knoblock in left field we were in the left field to come out to the bleachers and say hey everybody chill out my wife was there throwing c batteries i was like why do you have so many russell's russell threw the first hot dog that's what you're saying rosie we were

[50:00]we were out there but we did not i don't think we did my arm's not good enough to hit him from where i was either well you know what's crazy rosie's chuck knoblock tried to throw something back to the crowd and guess what sure short good throw him up there hit the bullpen shouldn't be in the outfield anyways rolling going russell how's it going with you and then when we were there the best part so here's right tom kelly comes out and he's yelling at the crowd and then famous twins and out pa announcer bob casey there will be no more throwing a food onto the field or the twins will be forced to forfeit the game there'll be no smoking in the bedroom folks no smoking

[50:35]if you must smoke please go out to the outside concourse russell i'm gonna finish up here i'm gonna put so much echo on that it's gonna sound so good no it's okay and it sounds so good i was trolling for that that was my role to go we should get to the album all right let's get into the album it's time for nobody's boy can you imagine it just goes to show right that act of

[51:00]simply giving college kids who begged for money each twenty dollars it's a lifelong memory right like that's something you're never gonna forget you'll never say a bad thing about pleasure for parents parents ever because i edited out earlier what you said i believe we were there i don't know if i was at this one but wasn't joe from woodbury famous for spilling a whole plate of spaghetti on the pleasure principles living room floor one rock can you imagine you go to like you go to ankeny iowa you're at aaron's parents house

[51:35]and you spill a whole plate of spaghetti on his parents floor well just to give it now from the parents perspective i think it's true i think it's true i think it's true i think it's true you get a bunch of kids coming over your laundry machine is getting taxed like they're taking all their money they're taking all their food they spill an entire plate of spaghetti on the floor and then they have to go they have to leave oh my god we got a game to go to sorry gotta go oh and you know that like if you did that and nobody noticed you'd be like maybe i could just sneak

[52:02]out of here nobody will know who did this listen entire plate of spaghetti it's so good uh and then the meatball rolled away and had a great adventure uh now let's talk about please do not throw anything or anybody on to the field let's do you guys remember that guy bob pc of course of course 100 uh let's get into the album this is curtis by curtis mayfield now when you're listening to

[52:31]this album you need to remember we've already done a superfly by curtis mayfield which came out two years later but this was 1970. this is aretha franklin said this album is to soul music what bach is to classical music it changed soul music forever it made it kind of more i don't know technical it made it more uh politically active in the black community and really this was before uh what's going on and it was kind of one of the one of the first real not first but one of the big early uh black socially

[53:02]conscious albums uh we have curtis mayfield born uh june 3rd 1942 he is born in the cabrini green city of chicago and he was born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini green city in chicago and he's born in the cabrini

[53:54]stuff that makes you want to do exactly what they're telling you to stop doing. Oh, God.

[54:00]Sorry, I interrupted your speech. No, that was well worth it. Thank you. Curtis Mayfield. Is there anyone else famous from Cabrini-Green? Anyone else we can think of? Don't say it five times. Don't say it five times. Is that where the Candyman is from? Don't say it, Rob! Yes, it's where it's from. Wow. I feel like the Candyman and I would have some stuff in common. You know what I mean? Number one, I love coming through bathroom mirrors. I love looking in those. Number two, I've had some bees in my mouth,

[54:30]just like the Candyman. This is the third time! Rob, remember when we watched that video of the gasoline on the beehive the one day? Oh, my God. That was so good. I can't wait to edit that. Now, he not only recorded this, he made his own production company. So not only is this his first album, it was his production company and he recorded arranged it all on his own, which is very strange for a first-time artist. Chaka Khan. And he put it out and said,

[55:00]I thought I was going to sell 25,000 to 50,000 albums. And instead, it goes all the way up to number one on the R&B charts, top 20 on the pop charts, and really becomes one of the most famous soul albums of the era. And what's wild is that the whole time his band was like, God, all these songs are in just weird-ass keys because he tuned his guitar to F-sharp, which is a step and a half up. He tuned his guitar to all the, it's all the black notes on the piano. That's what all the strings were on his guitar for all the time.

[55:31]And basically, he said, he called his approach painless preaching because if you listen to this music, it's funky. I think Aaron summed it up best. He said, this is a Saturday morning album. Put this thing on. But if you listen to the lyrics, especially in the beginning, super, super politically charged, talking about the situation, you know, right after. He's going at Nixon. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And then getting into some love songs. And the whole time, you're hearing that gorgeous Curtis Mayfield voice over some absolutely ripping bass.

[56:00]So let's get into Curtis by Curtis Mayfield. We're going to open with Don't Worry. If there's a hell below, we're all going to go. This was the first single put out, Aaron, which maybe Curtis was good at a lot of stuff, but maybe picking singles wasn't it? Yeah, right. This one scared people, right? Yeah. Big time. I believe, I believe, this song also inspired the hit Don't Worry, Eat Shit. Right, Rob? Yeah, there's a fourth verse that Vibe Maker cut out

[56:32]about how we're all going to hell. Okay, no matter what. By the way, at the beginning of this song, he's just yelling out different races. It makes me extraordinarily uncomfortable to listen to. Yep. Yeah, that's the part where you're like, well, I hope my family hasn't come into the room yet. Yeah, but listen to this bass. And the whole time. This is like broadcast from the end of the world type shit. Like he was really imagining some stuff. This, this, this wah guitar that you hear throughout this album, classic Curtis Mayfield. And I also want to point out tons of harp on this album

[57:03]and also a ton of congas. We're going to hear some crazy congas on this album. Just nuts. I mean, this is your first album, Aaron. This is what it sounds like. Yeah. Ooh. It sounds good. This was his first album? Yes. This is literally his first album ever. Listen to the drums on this. Listen to the drums on this. The other side of town. Obviously talking about, you know, where he grew up,

[57:30]like in the bad side of Chicago. You know, it's so bad, Aaron. You know, his neighbor was? You were a brown? You know what? He was bad, bad. He wasn't just one bad, Aaron. He was two bads. Until the end of that song where he got stabbed. Russell, what did you think listening to this album? Did we give this album a lot of listens? It's super fun. Yeah, this is fantastic. It takes you to a time.

[58:01]It gives you a vibe. It's funky. I really enjoy it. This might be a play on the boat album for me. I'm telling you, I kind of like the vibe of this. There might be some of your boat neighbors who don't approve. Sorry, Matt. It feels like, you know, this list that we're at, the point that we're at, we have a lot of stuff that's kind of hard to listen to for a while. Like, it's a lot of stuff that's hard to listen to. Like, artsy-fartsy stuff. A lot of things. And, like, this is just an easy album. Smooth. That's true.

[58:30]Yeah, you can just enjoy it. Like, you can just put it on and enjoy it. It's like Weezer coming up in two nights. I don't think we'll get there. So we've got two. This album's only eight songs long. The first 25% of this album is all political songs. It bothers me that when you say eight songs long and then hold up five fingers, it doesn't quite make sense. It doesn't work. Eight's one of the hardest ones to do on your fingers. In about six minutes, my brother's hand-me-down shoes is now showing its feet. Look at those stubby little thumbs around.

[59:01]Okay, okay, enough. Okay. Some women have been, actually love these thumbs. How funny. It was Barry from Burnsville's picture, by the way, of Russell in his green jacket, and then he had some short guy next to him. Oh, that was funny. What? I missed it. There were a lot of texts today I didn't catch up on. It was a while ago. A couple days ago. Missed a lot of texts. Can I tell you what? Coming back from Costa Rica, I think I got 85 texts

[59:30]just slamming on the plane. Just ding, ding, ding. I was sitting next to students. I was like, all right, gonna put this to sleep mode. Gonna look at these later. Just the thing itself being horny Rob and his friends. I know, we gotta change that. I know. My kids see it too. I know. I'm like, it just flashes up. Change it now. What should we change it to? Normal Rob. Normal Rob. Yeah. Normal horniness level. Rob's for 45 year olds. Okay. Actually, sometimes you don't even get that horny. That's fine. Okay. Normal. Sometimes you don't get horny at night

[60:01]and it makes you think about things, but it's fine. Okay. The making of you. This might be my favorite one on the album. And I like, I know this album pretty well because my dad liked it. So I had a CD of it for a long time. This might be my favorite one on the album. I love how he does love songs. He's got such a sweet voice. We're going right to a love song here. Now, Aaron, this song, was recorded by a singer named, maybe you've heard of her, Aretha Franklin.

[60:31]Oh, okay. In 1990, this was all on the album, All Men Are Brothers. It was a tribute to Curtis Mayfield where all these huge artists at the time got together and recorded an album because in 1990, a lighting rig at a concert actually fell on him, paralyzed him, and he never walked again. And he said he listened to this album from all these singers, sometimes two or three times a day

[61:00]because they did it to raise money for him to help him out. But man, listen to this song. Listen to how beautiful this is. This is 1990, Aretha. You know what album Aretha released in, you know what other she released in 1990? Who's zooming who? Baby. But she actually did an album called Aretha. And you know what, Aaron? That's her first name.

[61:31]This album is Curtis. Nice. Oh, okay. That's his first name. All right. Let's move on to the next song. No, just kidding. We got a list of the top albums that are just the artist's first name. Oh, shit. That's way better. On a first name basis. Fuck. Baseball related too. Hey, I've got the first name basis with her. Listen, first we have Aretha.

[62:00]Now, this is a crazy thing. None of these albums are the artist's first album. Not a single one. Okay. And they're all just the artist's first name. We have Aretha from 1980 with What a Fool Believes. It's a Michael McDonald, Kenny Loggins song. I suppose you do have to become famous before you just self-title. The album, right? Well, but there's a lot of artists whose first albums are self-titled, but not just their first name.

[62:30]That's just the first name. Mm-hmm. And this is Aretha, 1980. This is her 26th album. Listen to the fucking bass on this album. How many of her albums have we had? We probably need some more. Yeah, we've not had enough yet. And this is kind of fun. This is like 80s Aretha where it's kind of like getting into pop music. I don't know. She's amazing. I don't know. Do you? Rewind about five seconds. It's that keyboard in the back. It was like a Pointer Sisters thing, right? It was like an interrelation of something, right?

[63:00]Listen to this. Listen to the bass here at the end. Okay, kept doing the same thing. Never mind. Next up, we have this artist's fifth album from 2013. It's one of the few that refers to fatty daddies. It's Beyonce from Beyonce. This is Drunk in Love. We did this album. We did this album. Oh, yeah. And I'll tell you what. This is a raunchy album. This was Meghan Markle's

[63:31]first dance at her wedding. No. Can you believe that? Yes. This is her first dance at her wedding. One of the most sexual songs. Guys, do you think she and the Prince and Waity or whatever he's called bump and grind it at the wedding or not? Oh, 100%. Doesn't he do the Jay-Z verse? Is he talking about slips and pains? Is he talking about slips and pains? to the side or not? I think so. Right? I think so, yeah. Can you imagine you go up there and you say, oh, let me clear off a space

[64:01]on this royal throne. You just wipe off your mouth. Can you say it with Prince Harry's accent, Rob? Like how he would say it? Oh, yeah. Let me clear some room on this royal throne, mate. Have a taste of Minox. Oh, I wish I wouldn't have said that. Oh, God. The first and the second. I'm going to have a taste of Minox after this. All right. Now, the next one is an album called

[64:32]Nassim. But the only song I could find off that by Nas, the only song I could find off that was very depressing, so I couldn't pick it. Instead, I'm going to pick this album called Nostradamus. One of the all-time great names of a Nas album. This is Project Windows. This is this was the album that came out after Nas' album, the autobiography, had to be scrapped because it got released. It got leaked, so he had to scrap a whole album. And this is, I wanted

[65:01]to put this on there, though, because this is Ronald Isley in the background. Oh, it sounds nice. So this is Nas. Is Ronald Isley known? The Isley Brothers. Former Timberwolves and Jazz point guard, also known as Howard. I was also confused because Nas' name is Nasir, not Nassim. But I don't know. I mean, I'm not going to. This is, again, Nostradamus, which is more fun. Didn't you see Nas' house from your house? Yeah, I was just walking over there today, actually,

[65:31]on my way to my dinner. This, by the way, is his which album is this? Third? No, it's way later. I'll tell you what. Was there any bigger drop-off from Hip Hop X than Nas? No. I think he's one of those guys who just had one in him, and that was about it. Next up, her second album from 1987, Whitney, I Want to Dance with Somebody,

[66:00]and they put in Who Loves Me in parentheses because they realized the song was too depressing if you didn't make it sound fun. It was all about somebody who was like, who's going to love me? And it's like, wait a minute. Her first album was Whitney Houston, and the second one was Whitney, right? Yep. Fascinating. This hit number one in 13 countries. Russell, when they did the video, they had a problem. Guess what it was? What's that? Whitney Houston could do a lot of things. She could not dance. Nope. Terrible dancer.

[66:31]She is an awful, awful dancer. Couldn't be me. Couldn't bump or grind. No. No. Famously bad dancer. What is the proper bump-to-grind ratio? Like, if you're dancing for, like, eight minutes over two songs, how often are you bumping, grinding? I think it's a one to two. You've got to think of it like a waltz. Bump, bump, bump. Bump, and grind. Bump, and grind. Bump, and grind. You know what I mean? Think about it. Guys, next

[67:00]time you're out there bumping and grinding, keep it one to two. Let's respect those ladies out there. And finally... Some ladies like, you know, just a little bit more bumping before they're grinding. To kind of lead up to the grinding. Can I ask this? Hey, women, can you send us a message on the Beck line? 802-277-BECK. This feels like a bad start. Do you actually like bumping and grinding? Because I'll tell you what. I love it. It feels great on my penis. But is it actually doing anything? What? I mean, who are we kidding? That's what we're talking about.

[67:30]It does. What? My second most sensitive part of my body. Ears? My eye. Don't ask me first. Okay. Do women actually like it? Do women actually like bumping and grinding? Okay. And if so, can you call in? I just need... Listen. I've never asked this before. I need three women to call. Number one, do you like it? Number two, which do you like better? The bumping and the grinding? Or the grinding? Okay. Or do you like a combination

[68:00]of both? I'm curious. I don't know what it's like. Now, Russell, have you ever been had been bumped and grinded on by a woman on the dance floor? I have. Yeah. And guess what? That fucking feels good to me. But I'm wondering if it's like that for the ladies. All right. I don't know. Something to think about. I guess the text chain left to listen to the Patreon episode. Wow. Available for $12. Wow. Okay. Patreon.com. And I promise... Listen. I promise not to reply. Okay. I'm not going to text you back. I'm not going to... Yeah, that would be bad.

[68:30]I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to be weird about it. Nobody texts me about this. Okay. Okay. Please. Don't tempt me. From 1979, his second album and the last album on this list. The first album almost made him bankrupt. The second album, he limited himself to 16 tracks of 24 possible tracks. You know it's Prince, I Want to Be Your Lover, his first hit. Oh, yeah. Yeah. This is the one recorded in Sausalito, right? Oh. Yes. The Little Hill Aaron. No. That's El Cerrito.

[69:02]Oh. The Little Sausage is what Sausalito does. No, we haven't yet. Wow. How many Prince albums have we done? We did Sino, The Times, Purple Rain. I think we've only done two. No, we've done more. Didn't we do Dirty Mind? Yeah, we did Dirty Mind. Yeah. Sino, The Times, Purple Rain, Dirty Mind. Three of them. Sino, The Times, by the way. Great parody song on there. Anyway, that is the best. We did 1999. Albums on the first name basis.

[69:30]That was easily a top five list. That was a top five list. I gotta say, we people who are darker than blue, Bob Marley told him, by the way, what is this an intro to? This is an intro to something. Jeezy samples it in Let's Go Crazy, right? Yeah, but there's a podcast or something. That has us an intro. I can't remember what it is. Bob Marley said that Curtis Mayfield

[70:00]and the Impressions, which was the trio that Curtis Mayfield was in before he went solo, was the foundation of what he was trying to do in reggae. So Curtis Mayfield influenced Bob Marley. It's crazy. Well, yeah, because they wrote People Get Ready and then Bob Marley recorded People Get Ready or interpolated into One Love. Oh, did they write it? The Impressions did? Didn't they? I mean, maybe I'm wrong, but they recorded it. Because I heard that and I didn't play it. You know what? Impressions, People Get Ready is playing in the background. I didn't play it because I thought Bob Marley did it first. Next up, the big hit

[70:30]off this song, Move On Up. Wow. Henry Gibson is going fucking crazy on the congas, but I got to tell you this is not the best version, Eric. The best version is this live version. I think I've actually texted this video to you. Yes, I think you have. Are you fucking serious? You're going to show me an ad right now? This is a live version. I know I have. This is so fucking good. Just listen to this. It's a fucking nine-minute song. How the hell

[71:02]are they doing this? How the fuck? They are fucking ripping on this thing. This is a crazy good song. I could listen to this song all day. They are just in the groove here. And listen to this voice come out. I just want to get to when they all sing Move On Up. As a backup singer, this would stress me out.

[71:32]You have to know how to hit that. Yeah, you've been waiting the whole song. Can you imagine being Curtis Mayfield and you're just like, God, we need somebody else in the band. And some guy's like, I play congas. And you're like, you're perfect. Get in here. You're hired. By the way, Move On Up. This is a great, in the middle of it. This is three minutes and 38 seconds in. Listen to this. It just has a total false ending.

[72:00]Russell, we did a list on false endings, didn't we? We did, yeah. It's good to find it. Fuck yeah. Matt, it's your favorite. It's a false ending. We're not really ending. Love it. We did a list of the best false endings in music on The Strokes.

[72:32]Wow. What were the songs that I wrestled? You remember? We did Stevie Wonder Fingertips Part 2. Yep. The Stooges TVI. Guns N' Roses November Rain. Is that got a false end? Is there a false ending in it? Yeah, I suppose. Be somebody. Don't you know that you'll be someone. Lonely Island, Dick in a Box.

[73:02]Forgot that. Aaron Aaron Request. And then Arctic Monkeys, Brainstorm. Man, nice. I almost want to pull that clip and put it at the end of this episode. We'll see if I have time. Miss Black America. This was inspired by the fact that Miss America was picking so few black contestants they had their own Miss Black America. And this is the part of the album where you realize, because I've listened to this album a lot and I love it, but when this one comes on, you realize that this is a very black album. And you realize it was, this was

[73:31]not written for me, and I'm blessed that I'm privileged that I can listen to it, but this was written for specific people from a specific perspective. And in this song you can really hear his background of being in the Impressions in a trio. Yeah. You can hear it here too. It's definitely coming out. Oh, this sounds so good. Oh. It's a sweet voice, right? Wild and free. Listen to the fucking harp in this song. The harp is going crazy. Like, you don't think about a harp

[74:00]during a song, but this is the harp. Ugh. Someone fucking nuts. The harp player is doing exactly what I did. My aunt played the harp. Actually, I have multiple harp players in my family. So I would go to my aunt's house and they just had a big harp and you know what I'd do, Aaron? Just drum that harp. I'd be hitting it with a croissant. Oh, I'd be hitting the harp with a croissant. Oh, you know I would. Of course. Rob, could you imagine

[74:30]if you got assigned to the harp like in the middle school band and you had to drag that shit to the bus stop every morning? You gotta get that on the wheels and just pull it three blocks down and drag it up the bus. You'd have to try to pretend to be an angel to get free stuff, wouldn't you? You know what I mean? Like you come down and you get free stuff. Well, I don't. I mean, what else would you do as an angel? You know what I mean? Like you come down. This fucking harp sound effect. Angels get free things? I don't want to come back down from this cloud, Dan.

[75:00]How can I? I can never find the fucking... Taking me all this time to find out what I need. Man, I'm just coming down. Hey, is that a pizza donut there? I'm dead. Oh, that would be it, Russell. You'd be like, hey, guess where you are? You're in heaven with me and this two-foot-long quesadilla. Yeah. Can I get some brisket on that quesadilla? Oh, yeah. You know you can. But first, I have to do an inspection on you. It's my thumb. Give it up. We're closing on a love song.

[75:30]It's fun. I mean, the album's kind of all over the place with the kind of songs and the kind of music, but boy. For this to be the first album you self-produce... It just feels like... To me, it just feels like... Getting in that mode of whether you're singing about love or you're singing about your social experience, just whatever you're doing, that's what you're doing and incorporating all these

[76:00]forms of music and all this rhythm. Beautiful. This would be kind of a good album to make love to, don't you think? I agree. We should try to report back. You kind of start and it's kind of moving and then halfway through, you're hitting this. Right. Right? How long is that song again? It's about nine minutes and here's the problem, Russell. It does have a false ending. You know what I mean? Have you ever had one of those false endings, Rob, or not? Are you done? No, I'm just drinking some root beer. I'm fine. I'm coming back.

[76:31]Don't worry. You know what? With that, we got to get into our very popular and patented rating system. Just like Harry said, hey, hey, mate, move on up. I don't know what that means. Beck did it better. Rating system. Oh, yeah. Now I'm picturing, I'm just picturing Harry and Meghan Markle having sex. Sorry. I was out of there for a second, but I'm back now. Okay. I'm 100%

[77:00]back. Listen, we are talking Curtis by Curtis Mayfield 1970, 1970. Okay. Is this album, okay, does this have the perfect amount of heart? You think he has like a horse-drawn carriage that like pulls him into the room beforehand, Rob? Oh, yeah. 100%. You know he's got a butler like standing at the front. Oh, shit. Oh, the lights went off. Lights went out on Russell. Russell, blink two times if you're okay. Oh, he's blinking so many times he didn't hear me. Russell, you know he has like a butler

[77:31]that's like ironing his condoms. You know what I mean? Like, oh, it's just like sir, please put this on. Is this a perfect amount of harp, which of course would be enough to get a free pizza donut that would be rolling well toned here at 275. Okay. Would this be? I can't tell you what I just pictured with the airy. I can't do it. It's too funny. Royal 69. Or would this be a rolling groan?

[78:01]Okay. This should be lower on the list. Okay. Get this. Oh, what are these funky beats and a beautiful voice and a political message? Get that shit out of here. Should be later on the list. Or is this a rolling bone? It should have been higher up on the list. Okay. You're telling me that this is not better than some of the albums we've listened to. You put this on. You are transfixed by this album, but it doesn't matter what we think about the album. It matters what we think about the list. And does this belong at 275, which seems like a round number.

[78:30]It seems like you're getting somewhere, but we're really not. We're a half year away from being halfway through this album. Wait, what? Is that crazy? A half a year ago, we were halfway through this list. Oh, only five more years to go. What do we think? Uh-oh. Camera turned off. Rolling well-toned, rolling bone, or rolling groan? Matt, what do you think? Curtis by Curtis Mayfield. I think, like I said, this is a great, easy-listening album that is clearly

[79:01]made by some professionals. You just hear how good they are playing together and playing their instruments. I'm going to say it's rolling well-toned here at 275? 275. Russell, what do you think? Rolling well-toned, rolling bone, or rolling groan? I'm going to piggyback on what Matt said. I think it's a little stronger. I'm going to say rolling groan. I think it's got to be higher on the list. We had Superfly was like 75.

[79:30]That was in the top 100. If he didn't have that one, I would argue this should be in the top 100. I think he's got to have something up there. He's got the one, so I think this is fair, but this is way better than 80% of the albums we've listened to over the last six months. I'm going to say rolling groan. It's going to be way higher. I might have to go back and listen to Superfly, but I think it's going to be higher. I think this album might be better than that. It might be better. I don't know. Aaron, what do you think? Rolling well-toned, rolling bone, or rolling groan? Yeah, I think you guys know my feeling.

[80:02]I really like this album. I do listen to it often, and I like it. It's definitely better than some of the things we've heard so far, so I'm going to give it a rolling bone. Aaron, would you say it is better than the Carole King album you should own? I would not. But I would say it's better than at least three out of the nine Velvet Underground albums we've heard. I don't know. Do I want to listen to this album or the Slits?

[80:30]I really got to think about it. That's a tough one. Yeah, how does that happen? It's crazy. There's like three Pink Floyd albums that are not as good as this one. But I have to say, this is kind of the fun of the podcast, right? We came across this album, and we probably knew, okay, we're going to like Curtis Mayfield, but I really like this album. This is one of those I think I'm going to point out. I don't know. I don't know. I loved it. If I go to a record store someday and I come across a used Curtis Mayfield album, if I get Curtis, that would be an awesome addition to the collection, right?

[81:00]100%. Unfortunately, you guys are incorrect. Shit. This gets a rolling ignition. Okay? This is the ignition of all this 1970s social conscious soul. Okay? You've got Marvin Gaye, Stevie Wonder, Gil Scott Heron, all coming out of this, all coming out. And guess what? I'm not even going to mention the Ignition Remix. Okay? Which came later. Also from Chicago. I thought that's where you were going. Yeah, that would have been smarter. I would have said that. I realize now that I kind of ran out of gas

[81:31]here at the end. Except for this. I think this ending joke is going to save it, Aaron. I think it's good enough. I believe it. Okay? Got my hand over the button here. Next week. Oh, Aaron, this joke was so good. When I wrote this joke, I went and had an early lunch. It was so good. I wrote it on the whiteboard. I was set. Forget it. This next album, next week, reminds me of myself in ninth grade. Because it comes before an okay computer. We've got The Bends by Radiohead.

[82:00]Oh. Oh, I got that out of my vinyl. Can't wait. That is a good one. Perfect song. What's the perfect song? You got to tell me what you think next week. Wow. We could record it right now. I've got the perfect podcast. You know the one thing I didn't do when I was in Rome? I didn't say the phrase, when in Rome. I say that often. What a huge mistake.

[82:30]Now, did you say when in Nebraska? When in Omaha? You go camping? Hey, I got a tent. What am I going to put these in the ground with? I'm in Omaha. Wait a minute. Hold on one sec. You guys heard that false ending. Did you guys know that a false ending was actually a classical music device used by Joseph Haydn? For example, he would include applause in the wrong place

[83:00]in the finale of his string quartet, Op. 33, No. 2, nicknamed The Joke. So, false endings have been around... I heard 31, but I haven't heard 32. But we've heard these before, right? Like, we heard it on Bold as Love. Helter Skelter, I think, has a false ending. Marquee Moon, we heard one a few weeks back. You know, another one that had a false ending, it wasn't on the list, but Chattahoochee had a false ending when we did the music... What was it called, Rob?

[83:30]The Video Breakdown? Video Breakdown. So, I thought we could do a list of the other greatest false endings in music history. Oh, I love it. Nice. Very excited. Five, four, three, two, one. That was a false ending there in the sub-bass. You know what I would call a false ending? Winter. I mean, a false ending. I thought we called it autumn on this podcast. Oh, God, that's right. It's like, I thought it was like

[84:00]when you put a letter in the mail in the fall. It's a false ending. False ending, yeah. Well, I was going to say, false ending, I mean, that sounds kind of like the Big Bopper, you know? Oh, my God, falling in this plane is the worst thing ever. I cannot imagine anything worse. I can think of one thing. What's his name going down the sunny, going down the skis, ski hill? Oh, no. There was also some false endings on that peewee balloon deal, right? Yeah, that was true.

[84:30]God, was that funny. That's some funny shit. So that was originally my number one on the list, but we don't repeat songs on this podcast. So the first, the greatest, one of the first song on the list is from 1962. We've talked about Stevie Wonder before. This is when he was a kid. This is Fingertips Part Two. Check this out. Here we go. Uh-oh.

[85:00]So he stops, and then he kicks it back up, and he keeps going? He brings it back to the harmonica? Yes. And Aaron, you might know this, so I think this was the first live recording to make it to number one. Was it really? It was the youngest ever artist to have a number one hit. He was 12 years old at this point. And I could be wrong. I think Marvin Gaye played the drums on this. I think you're right. Is that right? Yeah, I believe you're correct, yeah. It was a Motown record, so. One of the cool things. That harmonica note is still going. Do you guys believe I have this song clip still, by the way? Everybody say yeah!

[85:31]That one's got to stay. Go ahead. Yeah! But one of the cool things about that, so Wonder's like feeding off the crowd during this, and so the song is supposed to be over, and the band is clearing the stage, and the next act is coming on, and he's just into it, so he starts playing again. So you can actually hear, there's a bass player ask, what key are we supposed to play? Oh, for real. So maybe Rob, play it again. Oh, nice. It's really close. When they kick it back in, you'll hear the bass player. Oh, yeah, right there.

[86:07]What key? You hear it right there? What key? Whipping post. A few years ago, is it Julian Costner? Is that the lead singer for The Strokes? Yeah. He had his own personal website, and he put up a new page called Master Mixtapes, where he talked about his introduction to artists

[86:31]that he deemed to be universally super cool champs. It included Lou Reed, Bob Marley, and Stevie Wonder. There you go. Now, I also want to remind you of a famous Stevie Wonder false ending where they were playing Wild Wild West with Will Smith and Cisco. And you guys know I love to talk about Cisco. And they all left the stage at the MTV Music Awards, leaving Stevie Wonder, Stevie Wonder out there by himself on a piano. So, and then somebody had to come out and get him. So, there you go. Next song on the list. We've talked about this once before.

[87:00]This is the Stooges, TVI. Check this out. Oh, yeah, we heard this album. Oh, it's over. Oh, it's back. But doesn't this feel like it's kind of another garage band? There has to be some influence with the Stooges and the Strokes. Don't you guys know that? Don't you guys think? Absolutely, yeah. One thousand percent. God. That is such a good song. Yeah. Next song on the list, 1991.

[87:30]This is Guns N' Roses, November Rain. Jeez. Oh, fuck. Oh, thank God that song was over. Two guitar solos. It was so long. Oh, wait. Now the slow dance part is over. Wait, what are you doing? What's that noise? I thought I was slow dancing. But I have a question. Does... Does everybody need somebody? What do I do? Do I go stand on the wall now? Because the slow dance part is over? Someone took the ball, Greg, out of my mouth. Who needs somebody? Huh.

[88:01]Who needs somebody? Everybody, Rob. Everybody needs somebody. What? Who needs somebody? Everybody needs somebody? Excuse me. I have to go jump into this cake. Actually, I think there were three members of Guns N' Roses, Slash, Duff, and Matt Sorum who actually appeared in the video. Someday, they were doing the family film. I don't know if you guys remember that, but they were in a music video with the Strobes. And guess who hosted Family Feud? It's Richard Karn. That's why I brought up Richard Karn.

[88:30]There you go. Good job, everyone. The one celebrity where you know that his balls look like his face. Like, if you looked at Richard Karn and his balls looked just like his face, you'd be like, yeah, he's kind of like that. Thick, but well-trimmed. That light hair and maybe a little flannel. You'd be like, well, makes sense to me. Picture another celebrity. Can you picture their balls? Like, okay, Hulk Hogan. I mean, we know they're like orange. They're bright orange. Listen, Aaron, no more of this. Come on, let's move on. Next song on the, oh, well,

[89:01]we're going to go right back down the dirty hole here. But the next song on the list is from 2006. Oh, the dirty hole. Oh, jeez. Sounds like my pillow. 2006, it is from Lonely Island, Dick in a Box. Yes. My dick in a box. Oh, yes. That's good. That is good. The dirty hole. Ah, that's nice. I mean, it's a very well-done parody song.

[89:32]Christmas. Dick in a box. Wouldn't you guys love to hear a really well-done parody song? Like, wouldn't that just be like really the pinnacle of comedy? You don't ever get to hear those, do we? So fucking hurtful. You know that's hurtful. Do you know I had to sing, I'm going to fuck you in the aisle of Home Depot today in front of my kids? In front of my kids. They're just, and you know what? They did nothing. They're used to it. That's even worse. This podcast has ruined my life and my family. Casa Blanca's was actually featured in one of Lonely Island's songs.

[90:02]It was called Boombox. I don't know if you guys ever remember that, but he was in the video for that. Don't recall. Last song on the list is, this is not a band that I know very well, but supposedly there's a great relationship between the Strokes and this band. You guys know the Arctic Monkeys at all? Oh, yeah. I've seen the Arctic Monkeys. I saw the Arctic Monkeys at first have. But they're British, right? Last song on the list is, I think so, yeah. It's Brainstorm. Check out the false ending on this one. I'll take your eyes off your t-shirts and ties combinations while stealing your turn of nature.

[90:32]Oh, that's good. All songs have false endings? That's good. They're pretty awesome, aren't they? Yeah. I saw them and there was a rugby team in attendance when I saw them and they brought the rugby team up on stage and then shit just kind of real wild. From there. Oi, oi, oi. The Arctic Monkeys, one of their, I think it was their 2018 album, their lead song on the album, the first line under one of the first lines said,

[91:00]I just want to be one of the Strokes. And then on Instagram, the lead singer for the Strokes put a picture of him on the cover of their album and just said, I always wanted to be in the Arctic Monkeys. So there's obviously like a big respect between those two bands. But I love those false endings and songs. We've talked about them before. I think it's a great way. It's a nice list. Great way to turn it up in a song, right? I love it, yeah. That was a false ending there again.

[91:30]Rob, we're going to fuck with people so bad when we do the real ending at the end and they think it's a false and they just, we're going to put like an hour of blank stuff at the end. Let's just let it roll for an hour and make people wonder when that's coming back. When they hear these false endings, they're going to look at their phone and think something's wrong. Okay. And definitely not just go to their next podcast. Like, oh, I listened to enough where I can have a conversation with Russell about it. I can text him something. He thinks I'm listening.

[92:20]I can text him something.