Radiohead: The Bends (1996)
[0:00]Well it you guys don't think so but i i know so our best shows are when rosie comes in late we just you know he doesn't hog all the airwaves for the first whatever so we can just get all of our stuff out in the next five minutes i gotta say man that's the nicest you've ever put that about the way rosie comes on yeah i know you're usually recording this is called him every day i'm talking about his food choices it gets going out in the real world so yeah if you could cut that first part out that'd be great do you think aaron during easter has ever Been tempted to paint his head like an egg no well just like a bank i was gonna say do you think that's like telling somebody's got a little bit more of a stomach than they want that have you ever thought about painting your stomach i don't like the way matt looked at me while he said that i was not looking at you russell you're looking at one of us right people said that to me all the do you know how many times i had to do the truffle shuffle when i was younger you that goonies were mentally abusive to larger children i had to do the truffle shuffle now
[1:00]Did i choose to do it because i knew i would get a small amount of attention of course i did okay it just and it did not matter how small and it did not even matter if people liked it or grossed out by it i loved attention okay so much so that i started this podcast okay and i gotta say as far as attention getting devices go all-time bad move way more time being put in than attention gotten russell what do you rob what were the other like so you got chunk from goonies what are the other big guy references pop culture references out there coob from parker lewis can't lose people Thought i looked like kubiak the big lineman guy all the time meanwhile i could barely fit in my locker and get around the school or whatever parker lewis did what was that show he was like a guy in high school but it was also magic do you guys know what i'm talking about parker lewis yeah it feels like kind of like a takeoff on like ferris bueller like the cool yeah kind of adult student type of thing have i got a match made in heaven parker lewis does ads for draft kings
[2:00]Bring him back parker lewis can't lose he's just hitting all his bets hey russell delete this part okay actually i didn't have to tell you this but you have to edit this episode i'm too busy you need to delete this part and then can you please put in we're going to send that to draft kings and make a million dollars so that'd be great i think that's actually wire fraud but that's okay now what yeah russell we're not on wires we're on the internet it's a bunch of tubes okay it's just like me at the cabin in 2020 four friends decided to listen To every one of the greatest 500 albums decided by rolling stone magazine this resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music excoriated the order and led us to make it this podcast we are far from experts we promise to do almost no research all opinions are our own unless you disagree please sit back and enjoy beck did it better from 1995 we have a radio album that a lot of people think it's about expensive cars yeah cars but it's not it's the bends by radiohead the bends not the what's what's the nicest car
[3:00]You've ever driven russell like when you've ever driven a car i don't even think i could tell you a nice car like if i think i sat in the front seat of a a green what's a convertible miss slippy's car was green he met you at the golf course then what oh we are now what's we in check i just thank god you came in because i just realized who he was Talking about with the convertible and the joke i was making oh i got out of there quick thank you aaron matt had a question earlier for easter have you ever thought about painting up your egg like your head like an egg god damn it i screwed up the joke again that was matt's question yeah but he seriously wants an answer no i've never thought about that i've oh there's a little pink on there hold on rob take your headphones off all right i
[4:00]Will aaron now you have to ask him has he ever thought about like painting his stomach like an easter egg things you can't help that's right we're gonna make fun of you know like you can't help your bald right i'm just that's me it's funny your head i've never thought about decorating my head but maybe is it just me or does rob look like he's wearing like a painted on beard right now like the beard like artificial i'm gonna put that with the eyebrows and man look at that it looks like a carlos boozer looking beard honey put the spray away yeah you know the one from the rondelle yeah the fishing Pod guy who was the guy that did the fishing hit the spray on hair remember what was his name oh the cute the no it was he had the roaster he had the spinner roaster he had the dehydrator he had the pocket fisherman ron papil oh my god he had the spinner roaster he had the dehydrator he had the pocket fisherman ron papil oh my god he had the spinner roaster he had the dehydrator he had the pocket fisherman ron papil oh my god he had the spinner roaster he had the spinner roaster he had the dehydrator he had the pocket fisherman ron papil oh my god he had the spinner roaster he had the pocket this guy he was like i'm just gonna invent
[5:00]This guy he was like i'm just gonna invent this guy he was like i'm just gonna invent and for a while he was like goddamn i and for a while he was like goddamn i and for a while he was like goddamn i love fishing and so he just made a little love fishing and so he just made a little love fishing and so he just made a little fishing pole and i was like that's the fishing pole and i was like that's the fishing pole and i was like that's the greatest idea i've ever heard of in my greatest idea i've ever heard of in my greatest idea i've ever heard of in my life okay and then he was just like it i'm okay and then he was just like it i'm I'm making a dehydrator. And I was like who didn't like have a friend who had a dehydrator? And you're like, oh man, I can't wait to eat all this jerky that we're going to make in this dried fruit. And instead it's like, hey, come back in like two weeks and you see all of this. It's going to be about a 10th of the size. It's going to be actually quite small. Oh, and you know how you like fruit roll-ups? You won't after this. They suck balls. I was watching this episode of Top Chef and they had a whole episode where the main challenge Was to feature dehydrated food. And I was like, this is the lamest food challenge. Like who wants like something featuring dehydrated food? Even Aaron would turn away and walk out of that room. I mean, if there's one thing that nobody's ever said, it's like, oh, this brand of beef jerky is way better than this other brand. You know what I mean? Like there's so many different bags and then they're all just a little bit. Yeah. And there's always, guess what? Do you think that there's more than you thought there was going to be in the bag or way less?
[6:00]I see you silicone packets. I know what you're doing in there. You're making me think there's more beef jerky. Aaron, do you have strong thoughts about types of beef jerky? Yeah. You know, what's funny is that the, I think the Oberto brand is actually some of the finest and it's such an old brand, but they sell Oberto at REI. It's quite good. My favorite of all time is called Jorts Jerky. REI? Do you call it REI? That's bizarre. Wait, what am I supposed to call it? REI. Oh, come on. REI. Yeah. Go over to REI. No, not come on. I mean, that's just like basic stuff. It's REI. Everybody knows that. My favorite brand is Jorts, but I don't think he's making it anymore. That was like a real boutique-y one-off brand by a guy who wore Jorts and made jerky. There's a lot. Aaron. There's a lot you can go for with jerky. Aaron, listen, these other two guys aren't paying attention to a word you're saying. I can just tell from their eyelines. Right. They're texting the text. But I just want to tell you, for you to tell me that the best kind of jerky that I can buy, number one, has the name of Jorts, I refuse to believe that.
[7:00]Hey, number two is only sold in REI by a guy who wore Jorts? No. Oh, sorry. I got confused. Oh, that'd be like me making jerky and calling it Pretty Pink Panties. Is it REI Oberto? Yes. Or what you were saying, Aaron? REI sells Oberto. Jorts jerky was like a DM only. I had to slide into his DMs to order the jerky. That was different. Fuck you. You're telling me that the best jerky is jerky that I got to slide into somebody's DMs? Yeah. Okay. God, the same way I see naked female bodybuilders? Yes or what? I got your dried up shrimp. Don't make that face. Daddy's doing his podcast. First of all, you don't tell me what to do ever, okay? Gone for a week, taking kids to colleges, telling me my ass what to do. I thought there was no way she was staying in there. I'm not for sure she was out of state. She's quiet now. She doesn't take a test in the morning. I know. I'm going to quiet down. Yes, I just charged your computer.
[8:00]You're getting ready for the ACT. My whole family is within two feet of me right now. Yeah. Okay. I'll hug you. Everybody's hugging except for you. Are you the one person who doesn't give hugs in the house? And that makes me feel bad that I wrote this parody song called It's So Long That It Bends. You know what I mean? And now my whole family has to hear it. I'm sorry, Russell. What did you say? This podcast bends where most end, right, Rob? Exactly. Speaking of songs, I just want to say this. I do not have a theme song for either one of these albums, okay? The Leash of Keys, I can tell you why. I've got an idea, but we'll see. I didn't know that was something you did, Rob. It's been a while. Oh, boy. That's very hurtful. We are down to 58 minutes, too. So the question is, do I do the robot song for this one? Now, normally with Radiohead, I would play the robot intro, but not this album at all. Do I? No, this isn't the robot album, no. Okay. So I guess we just get right into it. Listen, let's not mess around. You could just do like a sad, pathetic YouTube version of a song, and that might fit well. What? Never mind.
[9:00]Oh. By the way. Harsh. I just want to point out, once again, to get Aaron's jersey. You have to go into somebody's DM. Don't think I'm going to forget about this, Aaron. This sounds like a great parody song. I'm not going to lie. Okay. It's unequivocally the best jerky. I believe you. It has to be. And I've got four guys here who want to talk about Radiohead. I've got Matt in Minneapolis. Matt, how are you doing? Good, Rob. You're turning into something you are not. Wow. Me and my family wishes. Russell in Minneapolis. How are you doing, Russell? Rob, I can't help the feeling that I could blow up. Blow through the ceiling. It wears me out. Wow. Okay. And I've got Aaron out in California. Now, Aaron, he was mad, and he's just pissed. He's been talking about this forever. He says how woke? This is how Aaron gets on every time. He goes how woke the world is? Then we all have to go. What do we say, guys? How woke is it? Yeah. See, we all have to say it. Matt, too. A little delay.
[10:00]There's a little delay on Matt's mic. I'm just hearing. I'm just hearing a little delay. Okay. I'm not going to be. It's a little loud. And then I said, well, how woke is it? And he said, well, now a peanut butter cup, Reese's peanut butter cup. It identifies as Hershey. Hershey. Does Hershey make Reese's? I think they do, actually. Because they just came out and said they're going to use better ingredients because of that article I talked about the other day. Because they're garbage now. Yeah. I actually worked on it. Hershey employment law. It was whether the people who go into grocery stores and fill up the stands, whether they were supposed to be paid overtime and all this stuff. I worked on a case and the Hershey company would send our team candy and chocolate to eat while we were reviewing documents. Now, Russell, let me ask you this. Yes, sir. Somebody just sending you candy when you're trying to decide a candy-based case. That sounds like it's against the law.
[11:00]We were working for them. We were hired by them, outsourced to them to review their documents. And their bonus to you is just, was it like Hershey Kisses? Was it like Good Forms? Did you get any Nutrageous ones or was it all Mr. Good Bars? It was like assorted pack of everything under the Hershey assorted candy-inspired food umbrella. Crackles? I think so. Oh, my God. If there were Crackles, Russell, that's like the Holy Grail of Hershey bars. You can't find a Crackle anywhere else except for in mini size. They're one of the few bars that are hidden in that mini size. Aaron, how are you doing? I'm doing great. It's the best I've ever done. It's the best thing that you ever had. Wow. Let's talk about Radiohead. Let's talk about the Benz. Let's get down there. Let's get down deep and get the Benz. I was just trying to think of what the best thing I ever had was and I couldn't think of anything. I'm doing fine, by the way. My wife was gone for a whole week and now she's back. Never a doubt. She was gone for a week and now she's back and I'm fine. Hey, guys.
[12:00]I've recently gone down a quest of re-listening to the entire Beckton and Fenner show. I'm going to stop you right there. This is a depressing... That's a great idea. Listen, if you find any clips that you think are very funny, can you just send me the title of the episode with a nice little time stamp? You would be doing me a huge favor. Yeah, I'd probably want to do that from about everything from like 190 on. The first 190 we may have covered. The last 70, not so much. Our system of documenting episodes has gotten progressively worse until it's now nothing. So please feel free to update that wiki. We appreciate it. Recommendation from the Beckton and Fenner subreddit page. And I've noticed that so many of the top 10 albums are from artists in the 60s or 70s. My question is, how do you balance original artists or maybe artists first to do something versus more recent artists that are objectively better music or artists?
[13:00]To me, this is like saying the rotary phone should be more credit as the best phone than the iPhone. Just because it was first kind of doesn't make any sense to me, but it just to be here. What do you guys think? Okay. Also wondering if Rob service of Rob saying your name in a ringtone is still an option. Oh, yeah. Thanks, guys. It's not rough. Not rough in the house. You know, I like this question because in general, human beings have been getting better at lots of stuff, right? We're faster. Wow. We hit baseballs. We throw baseballs harder. Nope, I can't do that better than I used to either. Yeah. I don't even need. Okay. Yeah. But art isn't like that, right? Like art doesn't necessarily just get better as we evolve. So some old things might still be better. I do think that like looking at the top 10, that's, that's potentially going to need some updating, but it's an interesting question. Well, let's, let's look at the top 10 real quick, right?
[14:00]What's going on by Marvin Gaye? 60s. Pet sounds. Beach boys. That's 60s. Blue by. Joni Mitchell. I think that's 70s. 71. Songs at key of life. I think that's 70, right? Abby road. What's going on is the 70s too, right? Abby road is a, yeah, I think you're right. Abby road is 60s. 69 or 70. I forget. Nevermind. Nirvana is 90s. Rumors is 70s. Purple rain is 80s. Blood on the tracks is who knows when. And the miseducation of Lauren Hills is 90s. 75 for blood on the tracks. So we're kind of all over, but it is the highest album in the last 30 years. It's my beautiful dark twisted fantasy. Well, that's what I was going to ask you. I was going to ask you guys is if they redo this list, what's going to slide into this top 10? Cause I think if you had to think about modern aid, you think lemonade is, I think I agree with Russ. I think it's, if it wasn't for Kanye being Kanye, I think it's my dark twisted fantasy. Well, these are our rankings or what we predict. I don't know. I think maybe a Kendrick album over Kanye these days, but your rankings or what we predict the publication is going to do.
[15:00]I guess what we predict, maybe the publication is going to do is more interesting to me. Cause my prediction is lemonade eventually reaches number one. You think a Taylor Swift gets up into the top 10? Yes. Top 10. Really? No way. Does a Taylor Swift help get in the top 10? No, maybe not top 10, but I don't know. Like what are you bumping out blood on the tracks? Purple rain. I, I can see rumors getting bumped out of a top 10. Like if you said rumors is out of the top 10, I could it's a great album, but I mean, I guess it could go. Yeah, that's for sure. A hundred percent. I mean, the real question is though, like, yes, things get technically better, but you have to keep the greats that have stood the test of time up near the top of the list, right? It's one thing to be a great album for like 10 years. It's another thing to be a great album for 60, 70 years. And I think the other ones, if you go back and look like you think like Elvis in his time is way bigger than any artist. Now he might not sell more albums or whatever, but there's only like three TV channels.
[16:00]There's only so many records. Now there's thousands of mediums where you can listen to music. You can listen to, it's so fractured there. You can listen to all sorts of stuff. And then like these were the Titans of their time, right? It's hard to just kind of wipe them out of history. Isn't it? Yeah. People that I think probably, what do you think? Sex positions for max. Like when we were there was three T do you think the number of TV stations and the number of sex positions has kept pace with each other? What do you think the four are, Rob? Tell me your four. Well, you got to go missionary. Okay. Why don't we call dirty and ask her, you have to go, do you know, call dirty granny? It's a little bit too loud. Forever Rob. Yeah. You better call her. Call her up. I did not see this. I have to say. Do you remember the number of Russ? Put the number up so we can call. Two seven back. You had to let it ring twice. Going to my mind palace. Remember the voice. Hello. Mind palace. Hello. This is dirty granny. I heard you have a question for me. Thanks for calling in. What's the question? Well, no, I think you have a question for me.
[17:00]Aaron, what's the question for dirty granny? I'm not asking this. Before television, how many sex positions were there and were there more or less since the advent of television? I just have to say this. Aaron's been texting me questions about sex positions for the last two weeks, every day straight. That's crazy. Okay. I've told you all there is to know. It's true though. Back then we just didn't have as many sex visions now. I would think people would have more because they didn't spend the time watching television. Reverse cowgirl. No, your grandparents were not doing reverse cowgirl. There's no way. Amazon one where the guy puts his legs way up and the girl sits on top and it's like Aaron knows what I'm talking about. He doesn't live in some position. That's an advanced position. I don't even know how you do it. My hamstrings couldn't do it. Who said that? We had, of course, missionary. Okay. That's one. We had, if you're going crazy, female on top. That's it?
[18:00]Only two? No. If it was a person that you just met. At like a wharf, we did have a move that we called the gentleman's butt fuck, which of course is doggy style. It's what they call doggy style. That's what they call doggy style. Granny, what about the disrespectful doggy styles? More disrespectful. We need a better name. You're meeting at a wharf? Granny, what about a hand stuck in the clothesline? Hey, can I tell you a new standup bit I thought about? Let's hear it. Why are the only two monas out there? I know about Mona from, who's the boss? And the Mona Lisa. Those are two crazy different people. They are. Oh, Mona, you stuck out here. Oh my God, you got twisted up with those lines. And nobody from the house can see because the sheets are out. Oh my God. Oh yeah, that's by Dodie Danzenbrush's dirty granny. Okay. So if you have that in your bingo card, you could knock, you could check that off.
[19:00]So what was the question? Oh. And then the last one was just I don't know. A lot of people don't realize what we were doing back then. Okay. So, all right. Well, I got to go. I'll see you guys later. See you dirty. See you at the wharf. Yep. That didn't teach you a lesson about calling into the backline. I don't know what will. Listen, skewing older. You were talking about this list skewing older, Matt. That sounds a lot like Russell's Bumble account. You know what I mean? Oh, I know. It's, it's, it's time to see what everybody's up to. Russell was frozen. I didn't realize that. It's time for, oh yeah. I thought he wasn't paying attention. He was just literally frozen. Oh, he didn't hear that bit about the Bumble account. Okay. Aaron, what should I say? Well, we probably won't see it in the notes. Okay. Yeah. You won't see it. I'm not going to say it won't be in those notes. Rolling. Go on Aaron. How's it going with you, man? It's going great. It's a, well, it's a little bit up and down as always. There's always ups and downs. Just finished spring break. Did an epic spring break. So we started last Friday. We drove to Irvine.
[20:00]Saw some friends in Irvine. Saturday, we went over to Disneyland. Rob, you got to hit the music. You got to hit the James Brown, the horn. Oh, okay. I started with him. Russell, can I just say this? It's called production. His epic spring break started with him going to Irvine. I mean, that's not that epic. Like Indiana Jones never flies on a map to Irvine. First time taking the electric car on a road trip. Wow. Make it now. How nervous were you? Not very nervous. There's a, there's a nice app that plans it for you. Of course, there's one snafu, right? So we stop at the plan to stop. And once we got there, we're like, oh, I'm going to go to Irvine. And once we got there was only, in fact, we mentioned you, Russell, because we stopped at this stop where we're going to have to charge before we went over the grapevine. And there was only a Taco Bell slash pizza hut there. And Russell does not do combo fast food at a gas station. And Wallace really likes McDonald's on road trips. So I said, nope, we can't do this one. We're going to find the next one down the road. And then we did, we got a little lower on the battery
[21:00]Than some of the people in the car were comfortable with and had some tense moments. Did you want to see if they had an edible hot sauce? Bag it though. Just get like, did you, did some of my, my things. I should have a check, but yeah, that was the one time I called an audible on the charger and that turned out to be a bad move. Cause then we ended up at a slow charger and it set us back an hour. Hey, are you Philip Rivers? I mean, call it an audible for the charger. What are we doing over here? We still had time for some hot tub time in Irvine with some friends, went over to Disneyland, did Disneyland with my mom, my sister, my nephew, My stepdad. Wait a minute. My sister. Excuse me. Wait a minute. Yep. Were you just talking about my sister? It's time for one on one with Aaron's mom. Okay. Aaron's mom goes to Disney. Okay. What rides are we riding? Aaron's mom. What's what's Aaron's mom riding on the ride? My mom does every ride, but of course it's a small world. It's a small world. And the nighttime parade with the two things where it was like,
[22:00]Well, grandma really wants to go on these rides. And if anyone else doesn't want to go, that's fine. But it's like you know, grandma's going on the rides. You got to go. Yeah. So it definitely is a small world, which Wallace had creeps him out. So he said he couldn't sleep because the small world dolls were creepy. That is the wisest thing I've ever heard between that and hitting you in the nuts. Those are the two smartest things your kids have ever done because it is terrifying. He should be, but she doesn't want me. She does the, she does space mountain, wow. Matterhorn, the, all the star Wars rides, all of it. So she. Does that up big? And we drove over, after, wait. What's your mom. So is your mom on this drive with you the whole way? No, she, they flew out and met us. So we, they flew from Iowa to meet us at Disney. Wow. And so they were just at Disney with you. Yeah. What's your mom's favorite food to eat at Disney. Then we'll hop out at the one I wanted there. Oh, it's the dole whip. It's definitely the dole whip. I mean, she really likes to find like interesting new stuff.
[23:00]That's like new ish to her. Cause there's always some new snack. She tends to, in fact, today she sent us. A text message. There were some watermelon was, oh, let's see. It was a watermelon suckers with like the Russell. You remember these, the suckers with the spicy stuff on the outside. And there is one of those in her Margarita. Yeah. So she was asking where to find those. So she's always into that. The idea of Aaron getting that text from his mom is just like the most like DNA, like Watson and Crick are like looking down from heaven. They're like, yes, I see that we were right. But you know what? That's enough about Aaron's mom. Stop talking about your mom so much. I dole whip is the number one for sure. Yeah. Then we headed over to Palm Springs. We did, two days, three nights in Palm Springs with some friends of ours, from Wallace's school, left Palm Springs yesterday and drove to Pismo beach. And this is where things take a bit of a turn. What does that do? I had some indigestion in the night on a Thursday night and we
[24:00]Drove to Pismo beach, Friday, wasn't really getting better. It took some medicine. It didn't really help by Friday afternoon at four. I was like, this seems bad. I think I got to go to this urgent care up the hill. So I drove up to the urgent care. Wow. The guy asked me a few questions, pushes on my abdomen. He says, you got appendicitis. So I came up from a little case of appendicitis and he tells me that antibiotics are fine. It might keep me out of the operating room, but we'll see. So I'm going to do some follow up with my own doctor here. Do you know how many famous people's like kids in the 18 hundreds are killed by appendicitis? You got to get this checked out. I'm sitting here talking to you guys with live appendicitis. Can you believe that? Oh my God, Aaron, I'm uncomfortable. I don't like, I gotta plead ignorance. Is this where your appendix should come out or your appendix, if it gets bigger or something? Yeah, it's we can get into the particulars. I think typically it's been like, as soon as you have appendicitis, they just take it out. But I think this guy was like, well, you're here in this beach
[25:00]Town and, it doesn't seem that bad. Some Bob Marley type decisions or whatever here. Are you? No. He goes to Steve jobs' doctor. I wanted to get home. I wanted to make sure I got home and I emailed my own doctor right away. It was like, can I come in and get a CT scan? So I'll probably end up getting it out. Aaron, when you went in, did the doctor want to just rub any oils on you? Is that something that happened? Was there any crystals? Did the doctor be like, oh, this is my appendix prescription For marijuana. There might be. There might've been crystals. No. I got two shots of, uh. Of a very strong antibiotic in my butt cheeks. So I got one yesterday and had to come back and get one today. And then they gave me some other choose what cheek God. The first one. And then the second one, I had to just take the other option. So let me ask you when you get an injection in the butt cheek, are we doing it? The program style where you're standing up and just sticking out the butt a little bit kind of flexing the button. It gets in there. Are you picturing it the way I pictured it where it's like the table, you're totally
[26:00]Bent over. You're maybe you're bent over face down feeder and the stirrups still somehow like you're all the way up. Like, how are we getting, what are we doing when we're getting a shot in the butt cheek? Yeah. It feels like not your fantasies, Rob. It's just the normal stand up and lean over a bit and then expose as little of your butt as necessary. And then I get it in there. He probably still has his shoes on. Right. And he goes, yeah. He goes, Hey, I'm about to give you this shot. I'm about to give you the shot. And Aaron goes, you don't have to say it twice. The guy goes, no, as the echo. I did. I'm going to give you the shot.
[27:00]It's going to be awful. I mean, yeah. Well, this is good. I'm on the phone with you guys. So if I just drop off the screen and get somebody to text Anna. You know our policy here. Send it to the ER. If we find a dead body, we are not doing anything about it until the trip is over. Okay. That's our policy in Vegas. This is our policy on the podcast. We will not do anything until the episode is done. So that's some excitement for me, but yeah, it's probably headed for an app and deck To me, but I don't know for sure how's it going with Matt Aaron before we're Done tonight. Can you just record what you think of the next 10 albums or so just off the Top of your head and then say some basic words? I have an idea to do something. Well, I'm going to, I didn't talk to you guys about this, but we're going to have The official and official back to the better meetup at first avenue. What's nice on June 13th.
[28:00]Yeah. Are you around Rob yet? No, I'm teaching that. What day is that? It's a Saturday. It's a Saturday night. All right. It's official meetup. First Avenue in Minneapolis. Wow. What's happening there? Now, do I need to organize a show? What album are we doing? You know what I mean? Is it like, are we doing like a, did you hire a sound guy? What's the plan? We are doing nothing. We are just hanging out. Yes. I know. But what do I need to do for the show? I understand what you guys bring to the table, but what do I Need to do? Nothing. You need to do nothing. Okay. Nice. But on June 13th at first Avenue in Minneapolis. That's in between second and some other have right, Matt? That is not. I'm not going to do it for a second in some other half. Pass Marquette. It's called first Avenue though. It is. The wallflowers are playing and they're playing, they're Playing their album. They're playing the whole album.
[29:00]They're playing the entire album front to back as, as their Concert. I just typed in three Marias and I realized that was not the Name of the song. Yeah. It was not. It does my man. Let's see. So Matt, how much is Beck did it better putting up to Buy our fan's tickets for this? That's up to Rob. He handles all the finances. I'll donate a hundred percent of the podcast profits. There you go. So I bought one ticket. I texted Russell. I texted Pete from St. Paul. I texted John from Edina and, and the pleasure principle. Those are the people who have, who I've gone to concerts with or who Have expressed desires to go to conference or a concerts and, Or who live close to first Avenue, who would go to concert. So I texted those four. Yeah. Go ahead. Well, they're doing this whole album, right? They're doing the whole album front to back. So that's such an easy one to prep for. That's brilliant. Great. Yep. So we got some opener for you to the opener.
[30:00]They'll play some other songs too, but it's at first Out. I can't express that enough that it's at a small Venue where you're up, wherever you're at, you're Close. Anyone who shows up a couple of rounds of drinks on, on Matt And whatever other host show up. Wow. Yeah. For sure. That makes me want to show up. Wait a minute. Matt, let me ask you guys this. What year do you think is the last year the wall flowers Released a new song? We're all going to guess that I'm going to check. Like if they play their new stuff, what are we talking About? Yeah, I bet they've got an album in the last Three years. You think so? No, I bet it's, I bet it's 2000 and 60. No, no, no, no. Rosie. What are you there? Your last album. Yes. Everybody did something during COVID. There's going to be a 2022 album in there. I'm going to say 2022. Let's just see. Oh, God. This picture came up. Let's see here. Rob, let's go to the Wikipedia page and scroll Through the whole thing. So many more options. Well, what? Okay. The band's seventh studio album. Ike's It Wounds was released on July 9, 2021.
[31:00]You are right. 2021. They had a COVID. Right. I mean, the band's plan 2022 tower with Modspak's 20 Was postponed again and they had to drop out. What a bummer. So, yeah, they're, then they were going to perform Bringing Down the House Live, the special show With the palace leaders. So they're just doing like bringing down the horse. That's right. It's so funny. Yeah. Man, that sounds like a great concert. I might have to make it back for that. Oh, one headlight. Such a good song. Anybody want, we'll be there and obviously text me So we can go out beforehand, but love it. Yeah. So Rob, let me know if magic mic 69 decides to fly into Minneapolis that day. I think he's got to be a wall flowers guy, but I don't know. He's kind of on this no fly list thing, but he's, He's been petitioning the government to get off that. He knows the people. So I think it's going to go just fine. Yeah, it'll be fine. I've caught like 9,000. Document music documentaries since we last give us, Give us a good one. The red hot chili peppers one was awesome.
[32:00]Everything up to blood, sugar, sex, magic. That's RACP for those that are in the know. Wow. Yeah. And Flea has a new album out. Flea's got a solo album out. I'm not over it yet, but it's, it's, it's amazing. It's like one of those things would just, It makes you feel good that everybody will find their Way in life doing something or Get into with her crown kind of a thing. So it was a great album. I watched one on who's a Jeff Buckley. So who's your, Who's your, who's your buddy that does the, The basketball podcast, Russell? Jason. Is that low? No. Who's the, who's the, wall, Wall street journal guy. The combo. Jason Richards. A Dekeva Mutombo basketball podcast would be so good. You're wondering, You should ask the upstairs roommate cause she's up. She added the mismatch this last week and she says, That's her favorite. She's up to like seven basketball podcasts. Like legit seven. Who's the, who's the Pearl Jam fan that has like a,
[33:00]That does podcasts, Bill Simmons. That's it. Bill Simmons. Isn't he a basketball guy too? Yeah. That's that. That's the first one the upstairs roommate turns on When he comes on Monday, Wednesday, Friday mornings. Oh, He does three podcasts a week. Yeah. Yeah. And then he, He's got something with HBO where he's doing some albums Or bands and they're great. And so one of them was on Jeff Buckley, Which was awesome, Which kind of comes into play with this album. And the other one was counting crows and talking And learning about counting crows. And half of this is Bill Simmons must be five years older Than us. Kind of a thing. So probably 10 years older. He's a seventies kid. He's pretty cool though. He's pretty cool. He's got some cool stuff to say So he, I know he's got some pretty good taste in music Cause he's a big Pearl Jam fan, but He's been part of some of the other ones too. If you go back and look, I think he may have had a hand in the Alanis Morissette one. He may have been involved in the yacht.
[34:00]A lot of those HBO ones are, He's got his fingers in Rob. Yeah. So Russell, don't, I'm not going to say anything on that. Okay. You looked right at me when I said it. Look right at you. It's true. Wait, how could you tell? Bill Simmons, by the way, Is kind of our coworker. If you think about it, We're kind of doing like, We're kind of all working together, Putting out content. You know what I mean? Yeah. We did have a thousand download day the other day. I told you guys about 550 of them are from Vietnam. So, So what the hell happens? Yeah. Do you mean, do we have any idea what happens? I have no idea. I picture it's just some kid who's like, Click the wrong button on his farming That he's doing for somebody on his farm. And yeah, boom, there it went. Yeah. So I, that might be my, That might be just, I'm trying to find the end of the internet sometimes, You know, with Netflix and stuff, Movies. I've taken too many Delta flights lately. I can't watch one more movie. I mean, I watched what's eating Gilbert grape
[35:00]On the last flight I was on. I passed over that plenty. No way. That's how bored, That's how bored that's how, That's how down the rabbit hole I am. Cause I just, I don't want to watch another movie. I just watched last week kind of a thing. So I've watched your one where the guy's on fire twice, Once on the way to Europe And once on the way to Dallas the other day. You know, I can't watch that one again. So yeah, I'm down to what's eating Gilbert grape. That's so sad. If I looked over and the guy's sitting next to me Was watching what's eating Gilbert grape. I'd be like, bro, we got to hang out. You need something good going on in your life. We could not be watching what's eating Gilbert grape In the year of our Lord 2026. Please. Yep. That's it. So yeah. So no, I think, But maybe any, Any, Any musical documentary, They're just great to hear how this album was made Or how this band got together or why they were mad At each other. Now they're back together. I don't know. So the County Crows one was awesome hearing that Adam Duritz And kind of his life and how he's one of those guys
[36:00]Who never really wanted to be famous kind of a thing, Even though he wanted to be famous. He can kind of tell he really did want to be famous, But But it just the struggles to go through and all that stuff. Remember he dated somebody super hot. Courtney Cox and he was tied to Jennifer Anderson For a little bit. He was dating the two women. And friends. They call one and a half friends. He dated one and a half friends because he actually dated Courtney Cox, But kind of started dating. And that's when, Listen, I'm not going to say anything. I'm not going to assume anything, But that's when to send dudes. It was like real photos. You know what I mean? Like photos. I still have. Can you imagine? God damn. Damn. Oh, That's all I got. He is going to Russell. How's it going with you? Oh, sorry. Go ahead. He's a Caucasian who wore dreadlocks. Right? Yep. And they talk about that. And he's not. So him and fourth grade Rob, When his parents got a gift from Jamaica, Very similar. And I'm really saying where the dreadlocks are well into
[37:00]Middle school as well. And then But they talk about it. And it's very interesting to think about. Right. Like he's a white guy with dreads. And then he has these really cool album. And then instantly every, no matter where you go, It's, oh, You're that singer with the dreads. Right. But he hadn't. Had the dreads. Well, he did come. Remember, he did. And everybody was like, Oh, No, He didn't finally after 27 years, Because his now wife or whatever finally said, Maybe just get rid of him because he was still everybody. Maybe she just get rid of her. Yeah. Yeah. Don't touch my hair. It's very interesting. But I think only really in the last kind of Tennis years, Aaron, Does that been like What the hell are you doing as a white person Wearing dreads? That's the thing. So more or less acceptable then. It was, yeah. Well, Or everybody thought it was socially acceptable and A lot of people say it. A lot of people thought it was actually pretty funny. Okay. Maybe throw in a little accent here and there.
[38:00]Oh, Who is it? Shaggy. Those killed in 1995. Slash 2002. Matt, Let me ask you this Netflix documentary, Mormon cult. You watched it. It's a good one. I do. I do love a good church called documentary. So good. You know, Always starts out and it's always the guy who started is, You know, Never guess what he wants to do. Yeah. You'll never guess. Just shocking. Just shocking. Doesn't have any really cool zone. And yeah, Having eight wives. What? Let me tell you this week, My wife was gone. I was like, I want to do the opposite of this call. Hey, You know what would be cool? Having less wives. You know what I mean? I'm going to start a cult where we have, Let me, Let me ask you this. If I had eight wives, I would need to get a controller for a game of, Of Fortnight on the X box, Double X box. I don't even get to play. All my wives play Fortnite. Oh my God. I'm going to jerk off to this later, Russell. Think about that. My wife's like video games.
[39:00]Oh, they respect my high score as well. Oh, Oh, That's such a high score. I'm going to suck your, What? I'm just thinking this is going the wrong way. Just Guys, Let me just ask you this and you can just nod. You don't have to say a word. If I started a cult where you had less wives, Do you think that would take off? Okay. Russell's like, I don't know. I think such calls exist. It was called promise keepers. I know that was to keep one way. Sir, Why do you have four memberships? All right. Sorry. Now I'm done. Nice way. I'm done too. Rolling going. Russell, how's it going with you? Rolling going guys. I had an experience the other day. We've talked about before about people bringing food on a Plane. How, How are people to like roll in with the bag of Chick-fil-A on A plane? I had a different food and drink experience with you that I had To run by you guys. Okay. It was an elevator. It was in an elevator at work. And I get into an elevator. Our building has like nine floors. So it's not, It's not like a 60. You're not in the elevator for minutes,
[40:00]But it's 15 seconds or so. What floor are you on Russell? I'm on the seventh floor. Oh, Not so they're so occasionally bad people get on and They, But not too often they hit eight and you're like, Oh, I made a mistake. I actually go to bed. So I get on someone gets on. This to me is as big of a food full pause I've ever seen. They have an open energy drink. So like an open monster. Those are the smelliest as drinks. Like nobody should be allowed to have an open energy Drink in an enclosed space. Am I right? Russell, what color was the can? It was like a green can. I don't know if it was monster, but it was like a red bull. I don't know what all the energy drinks are, But it was a, It was clearly like it had that disgusting, Like bill smell of energy drinks. You guys know what I'm talking about. I honestly, I'm trying to think, I don't know what you're Talking about. I mean, I can't pull it with the smell is like so.
[41:00]It smells like chemicals and sugar. It smells like chemicals. Monsters are strong. Monsters are strong. I told you guys I was drinking a drink for a while. The rock star where it had a warning on there. Do not sell to anyone under 18. Oh. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. What's your guys' relationship with energy drinks? Cause I'll tell you right now. I'm having Four a week. And I'm doing it. Every time I lift weights. So I'll have it at like six at night. Okay. Nice. My life Is a nightmare. And I'm not sure why. Okay. I'm not doing anything to make it better. The more I talked to you guys, the more I realized, I might have some major issues that I need to work on. Okay. What's your guys' relationship with energy drinks? I had a Red Bull in Vegas. That's the first one I could remember. And I didn't even know how long. I have like a vodka Red Bull at the lake or whatever Red Bull. The guy next door is a, There's the distributor of Red Bull. So he's always got it floating around. They're always making something,
[42:00]But I've never just like bought up straight up monster. What do you guys do when you need some energy during the day? Are you doing like coffee? Like what, when you're really tired, Air squats, I mean about the worst I do is like a Diet Coke Or a Coke. I'll do a pop and stuff, But energy drinks have a different, If you get on a, If you get on an elevator with someone who's got an open can Of Coke, I don't think you smell that, But you smell, You smell Red Bull or you smell monster. Like that's a very, It's Aaron said it, It smells like, Like hardcore, Like cleaner chemicals. I have a question, Russell Russell, You're in, you're in one of the, You're in one of the big offices, right? You're in a, You're in a big office at your, At your place of employment. And I got a big house on the big side of town. I got more cars than most of y'all have friends. Yeah. Are you saying like Russell's office, Like his personal office has like a bathroom. I'm just, I'm just You know, You know how Matt likes to say, He sits at the front of the plane. I'm just saying the same Russell sits, Russell sits in a nicer office than some.
[43:00]So I assume anyone walking around his office is his Subordinate. I would have concerns about Who need energy drinks to get through the work day. I would be curious about what they're doing. Not someone I work with. It's a stranger. Oh, okay. Okay. Cause I would have more concerns. I'd be like, Are you getting enough sleep to do your job? Aaron, you cannot ask coworkers at, But you can't, You can't get on an elevator with an open energy drink. You might as well be like carrying a gasoline can on it. Smelling cells. What if they, What if you got on and they got on and then they said, Oh, and tried to cover it up. Like they realized there was a problem. I'd have respect that they, They were aware of their social surroundings. They said, Oh, Can I tell you Russell today, I was excited because you know what flavor of C4 I bought. Yeah, that's right. I drink a drink called C4. Okay. Do you know what flavor it was? What's that? Blue Jolly Rancher. And I was excited to drink it. It was so good. I used to drink one called vanilla birthday cake.
[44:00]It tasted just like birthday cake. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Can we fart it up for lifted weights? Yeah. Aaron, there's the remedy for your appendicitis. Rob, roll it going. I was going with you. Now listen. Okay. We got to do this quick. I don't have much time. Okay. But I do have to say we are, This is a quick kink segment. I have a heart attack from all that. Folks, We are talking about kinks today. I love that. Because we had an all-time kinks. Hit the news cycle. Oh, yes. And I have to talk to it about you guys. I have to talk about it. Okay. I texted you about it. But now listen. I don't think we had ever actually spoken About bimbification before. This was not something I... I was going to ask you. I forgot about that. Yeah. We, 100%, I have used the term bimbo because it's such... What is this article?
[45:00]It's not... Nope. Do not... That's terrible. Nope. Okay. I just want to find a funny picture with that sad article. Hey, Crispy Gnomes. Oh, Crispy. What is this? I have a great idea for a treat. Okay. First of all, It's got two of the biggest breasts you've ever seen In your entire life. So let me just tell you. Crispy Gnomes' husband, Okay, was outed basically. And listen. You want to put on huge breastplates. Okay. Listen, I go to lots of drag shows. When somebody comes out and they've got huge fake breasts, It's one of the funniest things in the world. Listen, just like him, The nipples are pointing crazy directions. That's great. Listen, you want to dress up and put on breast stuff. You think it makes you look like a hot woman And you want to Pleasure yourself with that? That's great. We would never kink shape. Never. But this is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my entire life. Okay. We have talked about... It's just the funniest thing to me Is that this guy who's like, You know what? I have the urge to dress up like a woman,
[46:00]Talk to women who look like me. Okay. Which is a bimbo type thing. And again, not a nice way to say it. What is the technical definition work? Okay. So hashtag bimbification, if you look it up, It is a group of people that get off basically. And again, we're not king shaming On having like being very curvy And then also like super exaggerated curves And like showing it off And then also being like a super makeup And then like super not acting very smart. So it is like the whole scene. They like get way into it. It's what they love. And apparently this guy has paid $25,000 For women to text him And talk to him about becoming a bimbo. And so he had these enormous breastplates. And I just got to say this. It is so much a guy That when he decides he's like, Hey, this is my kink. I'm going to get into it. He's like, I'm going to get the biggest breast You've ever seen in your entire life. We're just going to go huge with these things. He could have gotten any size. Can you imagine where are you putting these?
[47:00]You put it under the bed. Wouldn't they be terrifying? Like where are you putting them? You can't, his breasts are so big In this picture of where you have to put them somewhere. God, can you imagine how much his wife was out of town For him to get a get up like that? Like that is like your wife is out of town Two weeks jacket off. You know what I mean? They almost look upside down. Am I wrong? Does it look upside down? Hey, Brian, you're wearing them wrong. It looks like he's wearing them wrong. You got your bimbo tits on. Do you think he's wearing it upside down? Look at it. He might be right. Look at it. That's why you got caught. Now, this I have to say. Breasts are on. Okay. So that made me look up, of course, huge breastplate. And what's upon Amazon? Like it would have never, I don't know what the like. Well, that's just like a metal thing. No, it's like it's like a thing you can put on. But let's look. Let's find out. He's wearing that upside down. He's a hundred percent. You're totally right. Look at this. It's like a shirt.
[48:00]You could. Oh, I don't like that. It's a shirt you can put on. But there's like, yeah, like the wrong way to get it over. You're totally 100% right. He has his breastplate on. Well, maybe that's his kink too. It's upside down. No. His kid is putting shit on the wrong way. Look at it. Wow. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to message my drag queen friend and ask. I'm going to ask my drag queen friend if those are on upside down. Russell, you might have been it clearly is upside down. Look at that. It's going, they're going the wrong way. I need to get this in my drag queen friend and have her put it on her Instagram. Oh my God. That's so brilliant. This is, and this is one of those things too. And I think there's a lot of article or conversation about it. There's no way that she didn't know that this was this thing. No. Right? No way. I mean, they've been married for like 35 years or something like that. Like she had to know. Wow. I mean, let's just say theoretically at what point are you not talking to your
[49:00]Wife about your kinks anymore? What point are you just like, listen, I've asked for last four birthdays. It hasn't happened. Okay. I'm just going to stop asking. Okay. I guess I'll never wear this Babar costume. You know what I mean? We're not king shaming Russell. That was the point. Okay. There's a point of the segments. Now look at these. These breastplates are anywhere from 89, this one, $209 XL size. Clicking on this right now. They're all huge in large, but they all generally have like a same downward Trajectory. You're right. They're going down at like a, some sort of a 45 degree angle. Now Russell, we, this one goes all the way from B cup to Z cup. Okay. Which cup are you getting guys? You getting a breastplate? I'll go, I'll tell you right now. I got to go double D. I think it's the funniest size. Aaron, what are you getting? What size breastplate? D obviously. Yes, Aaron.
[50:00]You and Jeff Bezos. Yes. God, I love it. Okay. Aaron gave the best Jeff Bezos answer. Russell, what size are you getting? What's, what are the ones that have flocking? What is flocking? I don't know. What does flocking mean? I don't know what flocking means. Sounds like something I'm going to be doing when I'm wearing the Breastplate. Oh my God. I've been flocking this. $219. Oh, this one's very soft. So. Oh, Aaron. Imagine if you wanted to be a bimbo and we're like a, We're those fin dom guys. You'd be getting off twice to this thing. What are you doing to bimbo on a budget? What do you do? Okay. I don't know what flocking is, Matt. Can you look up flocking on a breastplate? These are readily available enough where they are available On prime. Like this isn't like sometimes. Only three left in stock. You can get it tomorrow. It's good. I need it. Well, I need to have huge cans and I need it now. Now you don't Can you imagine it comes in like it's wrapped in paper and It looks exactly like do huge breasts. You're just like, Look at the, look at those in the bottom left corner with Pleasure that. Yes. That's,
[51:00]Those are going down at an angle. Russell, We get it. I know they're going down. You're right. His is it going up. Russell, You have made one of the greatest discoveries of all Time. You've made a great drag queen breastplate world on fire. But now it is time for us to talk about the album. We made it to everyone's favorite album. Russell, You know, Sherlock Holmes might have been the best detective, But you're definitely the breast detective. You had those breasts. You were dialed in on those breasts. You noticed something off about those breasts immediately. I love it. Hey, listen, We are talking about radio head. Hold on guys. What's Rob? Take your headphones on. Okay. Next year in Vegas. What's the odds that Rob has a T-shirt. That says the breast detective. I mean, If he doesn't, Something has gone wrong. Right. Breast detective when nature calls. All right, Rob, Rob, Were you talking about this album? Oh, wow. Look at this album.
[52:00]I got the bends because Rob got it for me for Christmas. Wow. I think I did right. That was you. Right. Yes. A hundred percent. That was me. Why are you guys exchanging presents at Christmas? What? Didn't you guys get your presents? Oh my gosh. Did the mail screw this up again? It was just you two. This Vance to Joy guy, I've had just about enough of it. It's the worst part of this government. This post office is going right to hell. Russell, This of course, Radiohead is a band famously, For those of you steeped in the beck to the better lore, We did practice episodes before doing this, Which seems insane now by the way. We did guns and roses. Hey, What's more insane practice episodes or the people out there That are listening, Re-listening to the catalog? Oh, I just, Well, I'm picturing them like Rob can't even hold a straight face. Like, Like they're yelling like dad, Dad, where are you? And he's like in the basement listening to Stevie Wonder. Let's talk about vibrations and vibrators and Steely Dan. He's like, Yes, This is a good use of my time. They can't get enough of that.
[53:00]Matt, Parody song about the dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Deaf, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb, Dumb. Don't think what solar still hasn't completely died yet. What does it look like from at log? What, what did you think was he hasn't laughed that hard by one time? What do you, he loves my childhood pain. Think about Rob sleeping in a garage Because he didn't turn in a science test. Okay. He thinks that's so great. He wants to ask questions. Oh, did you have any blankets? No. What were you wearing or robe and Sorrel boots were the only things out there? Oh, okay. How long did you have to sleep out there? Two and a half hours, maybe. Sorrel are nice boots though. Thank you, Jared. Okay. That's what my mom said too.
[54:00]Sorrel is in a good house coat. Russell, I just, I gotta say, did this album change your mind about it all about Radiohead Before we even get into it? I enjoyed this much more than the other ones. To me, This sounds like a more like, I don't know if emo is the right word, Like any emotional rock album. This feels like a guitar album to me, not, Not maybe not guitar, but to me, this is more like the line of like what you'd Hear with like a U2 album. It sounds like U2 to me. Yes. A little bit, but more sad. I don't know if sad is the right word, but more emotional, Maybe more introspective than a U2 album. But to me, this is more in line with like a, A great rock album than what we listened to before where it was more ambient noise. Yeah. And Matt, you had a hot take before we started recording about this album. What do you think about this Radiohead album? Okay, we're doing this part first. Yeah. I love it. And this is the Radiohead that I knew before I knew anything. And I think I heard
[55:00]High and dry. I think it was a freshman in high school going to like the, The talent show or whatever. And some senior band played that song and it was literally like, Oh my God, this is the greatest song ever kind of a thing, right? And so that's when I was Hooked on the damn album since then. Then the other stuff comes a couple of years later And it was okay, but it was like, this is the album. This is the Radiohead album for me, Right? And so I think it's like this perfect mix between like the shoegaze kind of Really, really heavy guitar, wall of guitar kind of sound and then like cold play. And this sits right in the middle. And everybody after this looks back at this Album and says, that's awesome. You know, Radiohead has famously said Groups like Jeff Buckley, who was like, just this high, great voice who also just Rocked out a couple of times had Hallelujah and also just played some absolute Noisy songs. And they were listening to him and they wrote this song right
[56:00]After listening to watch, seeing him in concert kind of a thing. So I don't know, I think this is For like me personally, this is one of those connecting albums of what's coming from the 80s and then what goes out into the 2000s. And this is just an unbelievable album. Yeah. I mean, naming a song about Jeff Buckley high and dry is kind of, I guess fitting was this post is, it must have been, right? Like that must have been intentional, Maybe Aaron? No, I think Jeff died shortly after this. Oh no. Ooh, bitter irony. Rosie, what do you think of this album? I can't say anything better than Matted. I do remember these songs from MTV, like being up late, watching 120 minutes or Whatever. I mean, creep was the first one that I saw. And I remember high and dry and pick Plaster trees from watching MTV and thinking like, Oh, this is cool music. So it's definitely the First thing that grabbed me for Radiohead. And I enjoy the album. It feels like something
[57:00]That would be easier to reproduce live than things like kid A and I came from the other One. Okay. Computer. Yeah. More straightforward kind of production, which might be The thing for some folks, but yeah. Yeah. That's like when I tried to copy the Dolphins lament Aaron, and I was like, this is not easy to reproduce live. I mean, you can't do it. I said, do you want this copy of Dolphins lament? And people said, what? What song? I've never heard of it. And it's hard to be, it's hard to be High and dry, followed by fake plastic trees. That's a great track next to each other. Holy Cow. This album is, is basically all about them trying to get away from creep, right? Creep goes for them. Papa, honey, this is their second album off after that creep blows up. The song iron lung on this album is literally about creep being like their iron lung that it Keeps them alive yet. It's like oppressive to them because they have to play it all the time. They've got 12 songs that they're touring on. They hate all the songs. They want to get Out of it. This is why I can't stand these bands. Honestly, like, I know this is their
[58:00]Stick or whatever, but like the whole, hey, everything we do is so great that it's torture. Get the fuck. I just can't handle it. Come on. Yeah, just enjoy some success. Hey, the word creep, by the way, made me thought of a standup bit I just came up with. Can you guys tell me if you think this is funny? Bring it. It's never a peeking is one of those activities that's never appropriate. You know what I mean? Nobody's ever like, what are you doing? I was just peeking. Oh, that's fine. Oh, thank God. It's, oh, it's five o'clock. I finally started peeking again. Peeking. P-E-K-I-N-G. Russell, not what I did in high school. P-E-A. No, wait a minute. Oh, God, hey. No, wait a minute. They both work. No, I was not peeking. It was after five, Aaron. And I think the biggest thing to come out of this album is the question is this, Do you think Coldplay ever listened to this album? You know what I mean? Like, This album sounds to me exactly like Coldplay. 100%. By the way,
[59:00]Is it strange that Coldplay album we haven't done yet? No, there's not going to be a Coldplay album on the list. Yeah, there are. There's two of them. There has to be. They've got so many good albums, Aaron. They've got, what is it? They're pretty huge, right? X, Y, Z. Huge. Yeah, X, Y, Z has got to be on this list. 100%. There's one other one too, the scientist or whatever. Well, not like that. All right. Let's get into the album. Planet. Telex. Matt. Yeah, Muse. Matt, I actually did some research for this album. What did you find out? What did I find out? I don't remember anymore. You took all my good takes. This is, I edited that part out. No, Matt will give us research as you go through the songs. The band essentially they had Creep. They had Pablo Honey. And then they were touring and they just did this massive touring, touring, Touring. The whole time, what's his name? What's the lead singer's name? I always Tom York. Tom York. And that's writing all this music. Yeah. He's writing all this music. Either way.
[1:00:00]And they go into the studio and they start playing some of like just noodling around And all of them are just floored. They're just floored. Like this is Way better than anything we've ever even heard or done in the past. And he just did it all in like the last six weeks while they were Doing this world tour kind of a thing. And so they instantly tried to record as quick as they can. I think after they got some of that, after needing some time to get away from Pablo Honey, but then they came back and everybody, they were much more of a Band. I think some of the other guys did a little bit more writing than in the past And stuff like that. And so it was, I think this is kind of the peak, To me it's the peak radio head where everybody's liking each other and Everybody's writing and everybody's moving forward and kind of gets a little Weird after that. Well, there might be a chance that Rob's about the album gets edited out. Man, that's about the album gets edited right in top on top of it. That might be where we're going with this. Man, that was brilliant. Cause I mean, this really is a fun album to listen to. I think it's, it's, I'm not a huge radio head person, but when I was listening to
[1:01:00]This, my kid came on goes, I'm a huge radio head person. I am a huge radio head fan. Why don't they call me Tom Yorkie? Now that was my ending joke. Tom Yorkie didn't get a laugh. This is a disaster. But my kid came on and said, oh, My kid came on and said, oh, it's radio head. Like she knew it. And she's like, oh yeah, I love radio head. Like it's kind of like a timeless. I agree. They maybe some of their albums will move up even higher. This seems too low to me to give away a take. Well, it was one 11 on the original list. What? I mean, they moved it down all the way back here. That's crazy. That seems crazy. Here we have Aaron what? If you're Kristi Noem's husband, what's the first one you would listen to? The biggest titular track you can find. This is the biggest titular track called The Benz. Okay. This next song, High and Dry. Oh, this is, we talked about it. This is the perfect song.
[1:02:00]This is a 100 out of 100. I was wondering the whole time when I was listening to this album. So OES with the drums to start and then the acoustic guitar coming right in. And then when I watched that Jeff Buckley thing, they said, oh, yeah, They went and wrote this song right after seeing Jeff Buckley live. That makes complete sense. It's, it's, it's so funny to thinking that everybody knows that they're expecting another Creep. You know what I mean? And you're getting music like this, it's just so different. So much. Has anybody listened to all of Pablo Honey? I have not. I don't know what the rest of the album's like. No, no way. That was a nice day. The song is called, I did one time, but I couldn't recall anything. The song is called High and Dry. Is there anything worse than just getting wet? Like just getting your socks wet for the day or getting part of your body wet? Socks wet. Like, Aaron, you're walking around Disney. You didn't get wet by accident. Sitting on a wet bench. You know what I mean? Yeah well, maybe some water rides. No, I skipped the water rides. So there was nobody who was into those.
[1:03:00]Nice. I skipped the water rides. Russell, you got any thoughts on like being wet? I had to do a longer walk in Costa Rica in a swimsuit than I wanted to. Oh, that's just, did you just, the green bottle came out. I'll tell you that. Did you just cut it off right, right when the refrain came in? No. I refrained from answering that question. Go black. Hit play again. We're moving forward. Okay, fine. I'll move forward. Back five seconds. Action, bro. I was always a big water ride guy. Wow. Like at Valley Fair, I'd go on the way over the flume Because I don't like heights. And usually the water rides go high, but they don't go as high As like the big roller coasters. So I'd be like, let's just deep run in the wave. I can handle that one. You know what rides give the shit out of me? And I still went on it a lot, Russell. The Viking. The course crew. The Viking ship. I could do the Viking ship and when it would be upside down, I was like, no, I'm fucking bad. I never talked as badly as myself as when I was on that ride. I was like, you fat piece of shit.
[1:04:00]You're going to die. You're going to deserve it. You fat motherfucker. And I just like beat upside down. Like this is going to, I'm going to break out. I'm going to die. And then I didn't. And instead then we started putting pennies and throwing them at people. All right. All right. Bake plastic trees. Okay. This is kind of their breakthrough song on this. And it was in the 1995 film Clueless. Where is he? I remember that. Yeah. Sheriff said, oh, this is just modeling music From the university station, which made me laugh. Cause I was like, yeah, hell yeah. This is exactly what was on Delta. I turned it on a few weeks ago and I made it about a minute in. I was like, I can't do this. So I turned it off. Yeah. You look over and the old guy next to you is watching Clueless. It's just all private school girls. The dress is out. You're like, man, I don't know about that. These first four tracks just don't, it gets loud. Just moving forward. These first four tracks really show off what Tom can do vocally. He's like, he's a pretty versatile vocalist. It's pretty beautiful. Isn't it? Yeah. Absolutely. Matt did mention, he said, I said, because I said,
[1:05:00]I could start all these songs in the beginning. He goes, yeah, but all of them build. So man, we got to find those builds in each song too. Cause it's, it's crazy. You can see your thing. You see where it's like really loud there. And then it goes really soft. Yeah. And then it goes really loud again. Just put it right before it gets really loud. Sounds like my wedding night. You'll get, you'll get to a build. There is some to be said, and this is where, Maybe I didn't see it in some of the other radio head albums. There's some to be said for like the very dainty, delicate, Beautiful voice with like the rock music behind it. Yeah. Yes. Great. And that seems unique. And you guys start cold play out of not a used cold play fan, But I, it'll come off a black star. That's a good, I mean that's, that's what it's really going to show. Cold play has one album on the list. When I think of fake plastic trees, All I can think of are the green army guys. You know what I mean? Ours. The hours I spent playing with those, my favorite guy Aaron. Guy with binoculars. Guy with binoculars? I was always a big fan of Mortar Guy.
[1:06:00]My, my big thing back in the day with like the action figures, Like whether it was the Star Wars or the GI Joes, I was a big, This is my baseball team. I've got my batting order of the action figures I got. This guy looks like he'd play shortstop. This guy's definitely in right field. I was a big, my action figures got to make up a baseball team. How about you guys? Wow. So you had like, you would take action figures And instead of having them fight each other, They would be like, yeah, Like the guy that looks like Sergeant slaughter, Looks like a second baseman. He's kind of like stocky. Like he definitely doesn't play shortstop or center field. That's crazy. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard in my life, Russell. My guys, all they did is fight each other. Yeah, mostly just fight. Nope. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't do any crossover. Starting lineups, baseball field. Yeah. This guy knows balls. Action figures, action. Ooh, four. I had the four field. My favorite action figure I had was the coolest GI Joes sniper. Oh, awesome. Ah, damn, that was cool. Bones. That's not fucking rocks.
[1:07:00]And is this Johnny Greenwood, the guitarist? Is he the guy? Yes. He does all the movie scores now. They all do, don't they? That's how you can tell if they're a good musician, I think. He does almost all the time as Anderson's course. Oh, so I mentioned the U2 earlier. You know what the song I thought of when I heard this album? What's that? It's from 1995. It's from Batman Returns. Hold me, kill me, thrill me, kiss me or whatever. The U2 song on the Batman Return soundtrack. To me, that's what I heard when I heard this album. It's actually from Batman Forever. Okay. So don't send us an angry voicemail. Okay, director Russell. Yeah, I can hear it. I'm not saying I'm right. It's just what it, I heard it in my mind. I heard U2 in this album for sure. 100%. Oh, I would never say something was insulting. It's insulting. You can hear how it's interesting to hear something about Adam.
[1:08:00]Something about, maybe it's just because I know it's U2, The U2 is just shinier, right? And like more self-aware in the radio heads, It's closer to the heart somehow. I don't know. Well radio head, they're fucking nerds. I mean, let's be clear, they're nerds. Okay. U2 are studs. U2 are like rock stars. Radio head. They think they are. Well, David. David and Bono, those guys. Nice dream in parentheses, by the way. So we're going to do this first. Aaron, we should have done this first according to Pemdass. It was in parentheses. You know what I mean? Parentheses, exponents, multiplication, addition, wait, division. Interaction. It's the order of operation. That's us. This is the end of side one on, wow, the Bible. This is Jeff Buckley. 9000%. Totally right. Yeah, like loving you should have come over.
[1:09:00]Russell, what do we got on the back of that album? Can you read the font? The font is pretty basic, but I was going to show you guys the No cursive. Leave Aaron or what? I don't know what you call this thing, the inside part. Yeah, I saw it, please. There's a bunch of like child drawings on there, Which I don't really understand. Wow. It's stressing me out. Just. A bit of a groove, right? Got a little 90s alternative, Dipping the toes in the rig, I kind of feel. Next up, this is a song. It's a part live recording and a part studio recording. My iron lung. So what's the line of thinking between okay computer And the other one being so much higher than this one? That's because they're more unique, they're more different. And all of those, yeah, Kanye and all those guys Had kind of that computer type stuff, And it was more influential to the newer artists than this one.
[1:10:00]I think, dude, don't you just sound smarter When you say your favorite album is Kid A, And then you listen to Kid A, And it's a bunch of boobs and beeps, And you're like, look, I'm smart. I'm a little bit smarter, so. Sounds like Mingus. This is, yeah. I think it's the same reason people like Build it underground. It's just a fucking me on the spot. It'd be interesting for maybe Rob, If you're cousin or your cousin's kid, Whoever goes to St. Olaf. Olaff. We had a college kid listen to this album And what they thought of it, Because I think this is just right in our wheelhouse, right? Oh, yeah. You know, so this is like quintessential 90s alternative Rock, rip-pop rock stuff. So it's just awesome to me, right? But I wonder if those other ones go in a little higher Because it's just in our wheelhouse. I guarantee Radiohead is going to have a huge revival among, Like if you found your kids were listening to Radiohead, You'd be like, all right, we're getting there. Like we're, we're, we're moving along here. It will in a couple of years, Because Pearl Jam 10, All of a sudden that album is like popular as all hell.
[1:11:00]Black is the new ending of the bar scene song every night. The whole crowd sings black. You know, these songs feel like they should be on that movie. Remember the movie Cruel Intentions? That's, that's kind of what I feel like these, These songs fit right into that. You know what movie my first date ever was to Russell? Let's hear it. I took Jocelyn to, by the way, is now, And now I'll state something, maybe Senator or something. You guys used to have some good lunches back in the day, huh? No, that was nerve. That was nerve. That was a nerve. But I'm thinking about it right now that I'm back at it. You're right, Russell. Damn was fear with Mark Wahlberg. No, that's just terrible, dude. Let me in the fucking house. That's as bad of a date movie as you could ever have. She didn't want to go on a second date, So I punched myself in the stomach really hard. But listen, you might think. You tried to go on a roller coaster The next day, didn't you? Yeah, I did. I, I was like, don't worry. There's no way I can get into this house. You know what I mean? Turned out I could.
[1:12:00]I took the other side of fear. Listen, Aaron, I know what you're thinking. That has to be the only Iron Lung song that exists At radio. You know, hold up, hold up, what's that? I, so I Googled Cruel Intentions to find What the name of that movie was, And it also pulled up the following movies. Okay. Cruel Intentions 2. Yes. Cruel Intentions 3. Now, fear, which Rob just brought up. Thank you. Yeah, thank you. And wild things. We're all wild things. The number of, I bet the number of guys Who drew it off together to wild things. It just, it just doesn't need to be said. You just have to say wild things and move on. It just doesn't need to be said. Great. Like today's youth could never comprehend wild things. You just couldn't do it. You couldn't, when you go to sleepover And they've rented wild things, you're just like, What would be the, I'm going to be sleeping good for the next week. There was no internet. I'll tell you that. I'm going to be going to bed at 8.30 this week. Or there was, but it was very. Rob, what would the, What would the equivalent of wild things be
[1:13:00]Like back in dirty granny's days? Like, but what would that fit? What would that silent film have been? You would have, You would have, I'm trying to think of attractive women for Beck, That you would have the woman that the gorilla grabbed Between Tom. Bridget Bardo. Yeah. You would have Fannie Mae and Bridget Bardo In a pool, Russell, And they're kissing each other. Think about that. Hey, but they're wearing those big swimsuits. Is that happening? It's going to be like the huge swimsuits. Wasn't, yeah, that was wild things, wasn't it? What? Listen, I know what you guys are thinking. That last song, Iron Lung. That's got to be the only song About Iron Lung that exists. Nope. It's a mini list. About a song that are Iron Lungs. Okay. Now, listen. The first song on this two song list Is a song called Iron Lung Song That I found on YouTube. Oh, nice. But it's from a movie, A horror movie called The Iron Lung. So I don't know, I don't play the fucking song. But it's called The Iron Lung Shanty, Russell.
[1:14:00]This is why I had to make the list. I was like, I can't make a one-song list. But this one, The shanty about the Iron Lung. And then finally, of course, The most famous, okay, Is of course, Weirdo L. Yankovic's Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung, Which is about his neighbor Who lives in an Iron Lung. You can hear him breathing? Yeah. That was, that's the solo. That was the Iron Lung solo. If I can help you out, I know you don't like this band Because they split up their concerts. But one, if I'm a Talica, is The one that I like the most. One, if I'm a Talica, is got But not one theme. Oh my God, you're right. That video is a really scary. Yeah. That's taken my sight. That video is too scary for me, Russell. And then, oh that's, I can't even talk about it. Here it is, ready? Now, imagine you're 12 years old. Okay, that's what my head gets at, okay.
[1:15:00]I would play that song On the car rides all the time. Can you imagine what my parents thought of me? Just imagine. Good Lord. Anyway, that's the end of the list. Those are the other songs about Iron Lung. Thank you. This is by Russell. I would say it's the top five list. That was easily a top five list. Oh, yeah. We're up to Blackstar. All right. This is a great song. This is the deep dark great song. I also did check when I was, We had it on the car today. And I thought, did the algorithm play Blackstar by Bowie? I forgot there's a track called Blackstar in this album. And Blackstar was Bowie's best album's name. There's, we've got a list. I bet you think this is the only Blackstar song there is. There's this. There's the one from Most Def and Talib Kuali. And that's it. Wow. Salk, boy guys who was Salk on today? Me. I was grouchy. I left the house at 1030 And I didn't get back till 630 on a Saturday.
[1:16:00]And I didn't eat very much during the day. Oh, I was grouchy. Oof, you've been grouchy lately. Aren't you getting grouchy in Disney? Come on. Yeah, of course. Of course. Grouchy dad. It happens once or twice. Hey mom, stop eating so many fucking bowl whips. You know what I mean? Like, you just give it to him. But we did our best. We, at least we catch it together. Good. Matt, you have been grouchy lately, have you? Oh, every day. Matt, every day. Matt, not some bad one. You know what helps? Why is this person driving 34 in the left lane? Speed limit is 35. The right lane is wide open. You guys are full. I did something I haven't done in a long time. Yes. I brought the upstairs roommate to the Mall of America today. Wow. Nice. I probably, I maybe have been to the mall. I maybe go like once every two or three years for something, but very rare.
[1:17:00]The amount of traffic at this place, The amount of cars going in and out of there, all the back U-turns, The weird turns you got to make to get up in the parking ramp. I'm just trying to get to Arizona. The ramp score is way high. We've talked about how the rest of the light going up high in ramps. The cars are just like smashed in there. They're just coming from everywhere. Because all those people from out of state, It's too much for them. Yeah, from out of state, for the Morgan Wallam country. It's too much. They're all here. They got to go to the Mall of America now. They're all open. Are the stores all open? Like is every storefront spoken for there? The malls alive? Yeah, except I mean like one of them is... Please tell me I can buy a huge cookie there still. One of them is kind of split. But it's like 90, it's like 97%. Wow. So this was a drop. I dropped off. I didn't go in to the Mall of America. Yeah. Yeah. But driving through there. Wait, where's it going instead? Was, I went to get my taxes done, Erin. What is she meeting her teenage friends? What's going on here? She had to get to Hot Topic. She's like, I heard about this shirt. They have a perfect shirt there.
[1:18:00]But it's too much. They're like the traffic there, the people going everywhere. No one's kind of following the ins and out rules. It's too much for me. I can't handle it. And Russell, let me ask you this. When you dropped this person off at the mall, okay, Were they ready to get out of the car? They had all their stuff in their hands. All they had to do is, because there's cars behind you, All they had to do is open the door, Get out the seat belt and go. Or Russell, let me ask you this. Did they have to finish a conversation with you, Then find all their stuff, put it in a bag. Meanwhile, the stress is building. The stress is building, but you can't say anything. Because if there's anything, you get in trouble. I think the upstairs roommate has, They know what I'm struggling with. Too much things going on. And so they could see the tension rising. And they know, okay, he's going to, If I even take an extra second, he's going to lose it. So she was very quick out the door. And I was right back out and going back down And then doing a bunch of weird U-turns To try to get out of there. So she's still there is what you're saying.
[1:19:00]Nobody picked her up. She's doing fine. Yeah. I actually did accidentally lock her out of the house tonight too. I did that with my dog. I forgot to tell you this. Rob, cool in the gang, ladies night, crank it up. Okay, we got you. Ladies night. Okay. So upstairs roommate was doing, Going out with some of her friends tonight. So I went and dropped her off tonight. Of course you guys know, I've got to crank up the song ladies night. So I'm banging this in the car as I'm driving her out To go meet her friends, right? So fun. Got to. So then I come back, come in, just do my normal routine About an hour or so ago. I'm here and banging on the garage door downstairs. Turns out I accidentally locked the upstairs roommate out. Oh, wow. So it's a good thing we were not on this podcast Right out because I would not have heard Banging on the door. Wow. That would be real bad. That would be a bomber. You go out there and she's just sleeping in a tauntaun And you're like, oh no. It's a quality. She's like, Aaron found a quarter of the garage Where she's been into her role.
[1:20:00]She's in a robe and cereals. Hey, you can actually sleep in those. It's actually fine. Okay. You didn't turn in your science test. You're punished. Oh, what a night. Russell, that is so fun. I did that with my dog. I brought my dog in, took off the leash at the elevator, Walked in. I was doing the dishes and I heard this. Mwah. And I was like, what the hell? Where's that dog? He, I had left him out in the hall by accident. Now Russell, shouldn't have told that story right After you told your story. I realized it's making some parallels. I shouldn't be making. So we're going to move on. Street spirit fade out. This is a great closing song, guys. Update, great closing song. Let's hear the build. There it is. We love it. Do you know what else we love? Rating system. Ending the podcast. Oh yeah, that's too. We love the rating system. We're getting into our favorite, The popular and patented. Not trademark though, Russell. I can't quite get that. Working. By the way, do you see the Supreme Court ruling
[1:21:00]That companies aren't going to be punished as much For copyright? I don't know. I didn't really read it closely, But I think we're fine. I think we're going to be set. So do you guys think I was thinking about this When we had the call about someone Who's re going through the catalog? Yes. So I've got things like the West Wing. I've probably done four or five times. Sopranos, five, six, the wire, five, Like I've got my things that I'm a habitual consumer of. Shocking. Is there a chance that we'll have someone do like four, Five rounds through the catalog in their life or not? There's two people that might do it. I think those people exist. All are today and John for me. I think those people exist. I love them. I love you guys out there. Russell, that made me indescribably sad. When you said that, I just pictured it. What do you mean? The fact that you bring enough joy to people, Rob, That they want to, you're like the Tony Soprano. You're the James Gandalfini podcast. I'm going to look up how he's doing now, by the way.
[1:22:00]James Gandalfini, 2026. Oh, it's just a bunch of sites. It's too much of that Gabba ghoul. Listen, they took his out right away. Well, yeah. So I mean, if you really want to go dark, Russell, Yeah, there's a lot of people are going to listen to this Multiple times when Aaron doesn't get into the doctrine Time for his appendicitis. That's the way they're going to have to come back And listen to them. The only way they can hear my voice. Hey, policemen, if you're using this as evidence, We gave you all the clues. Okay. I'm just going to say that right now. All right. Try to figure out our plan. All right. Oh, wait. Sorry, Russell. Those weren't police. You know what they were? What's that? Breast detectives. Listen. I thought they were the karma police, But that's a different record. 226. No, 276. Come on, 276. 276. All right. What do we think? Should this be there or should it be higher up on the list? Now, of course, in our case, A higher up on the list is a lower number.
[1:23:00]Okay. Just like, let's say you're climbing Mount Everest. Okay. The amount of poisons you want to be ingesting Is very low. Okay. As the altitude gets high. Unfortunately, that's not what happened. Did you see that, Aaron, where they're poisoning The people at the top of Mount Everest To charge them for airplane rides down? What? Bro, what kind of shit are you reading? Where you got to look that up, Aaron. It's right up your alley. Oh, that's so good. Listen. But just like that, The amount of diarrhea you want on Mount Everest Is low, but as you're at high altitude, It's just like this list. Okay. Should we have done this album earlier? That would have been a rolling bone. Okay. It didn't get the number it should have. It should have been higher up. Maybe like 111, like where it was before. Or is this perfect here at 276? That's rolling well toned. Or is this a rolling groan? It should have been higher up on the list, Which of course in this case would be a higher number Because I said higher up on the list by accident. And I have to end this episode. We're running way too long. Matt, what do you think? Rolling well toned, rolling bone or rolling groan? I think you got rolling bone big time. I think it's a, I'm trying to decide if it's just
[1:24:00]Because this is my era kind of a thing, right? Our era and that kind of a song and 100% song, All that good stuff. So I think it's got absolutely rolling bone And should be the number one radio head album on the list, No matter where it is. But you know, this is a top 100 album for me all day. Aaron, what do you think? Rolling well toned, rolling bone or rolling groan? Yeah, I don't understand why we were just hearing this now. This to me is rolling bone. Should have been higher on the list, lower number. Russell, what do you think? Rolling well toned, rolling bone or rolling groan? I really enjoyed this album. It surprised me, but I think Credit goes out to Aaron and Matt, Didn't you guys tell Rob this is what they should, He should get me as a gift because you thought, You guys thought I might have liked this one. No. Well, yeah, you're going to get all 500 albums eventually Because that's who you are. And so you're not, this way you don't have to buy A radio head album if Rob buys them for you.
[1:25:00]And so, but then yes, we said this would be the album to buy Because this is the best. So I'm going to say rolling groan. No, rolling bone. It should be higher on the list. I would put this one at 167. I would drop it in. I was actually kind of looking, Hey, where were this? I looked at Jeff Buckley. To me it's after Jeff Buckley at 147, Started going down the list. I thought, oh, maybe over the, over P.J. Harvey, But then you've got Aretha, Jay-Z, The replacements, Oasis, Pearl Jam, We can't go above those. I thought it should slide in right after R.E.M. Murmur. Wow. Wow. Okay. 167 after Buddy Holly. So I'm going to say rolling groan. If this one was a top 150, top 200, I would love it. So good album. I don't know, Russell. I just keep going back to that Buddy Holly album So many times. It's just constantly spinning on the radio for me. Okay. No response from you guys. And that's the sign. I know what understands the joke. Well, the Buddy Holly album should not be on the list. It's a, it's, it's, or it's not a great album.
[1:26:00]Did we get to everybody? I can't remember. I'm lost now. We did. We did. Listen. Unfortunately, you guys are incorrect. What? Check. Okay. Unfortunately, this album, Oh no, and I'm on the wrong one. We, this gets a rolling transition. Transition. Yeah. This band is going from a one hit wonder to figuring out What they really want to be in the future, Just like me buying a larger and larger breastplate. Is that good? Just be like, ah, this isn't quite, It's not quite what I wanted. Return to Amazon, not a big deal. Next week. Next week. Honey, what's this return to Amazon? It's not as heavy. It's heavier than last week's return. Don't worry about it. Don't touch it. Bad. Did we figure out what flocked meant? Hey, did you go in Cognito? Okay. So I'm going to assume that's going to happen right away here, Right after the theme song. Next week. I stopped recording late about now. Do we? Yeah. I know. Trust me. I know. I see the files. Next up. Did you know that the Beach Boys,
[1:27:00]We're going to do a song, okay? In the 90s. And it went like this. Bermuda. Bahama. Come on, pretty mama. This is a long joke I wrote. I mean, this is really long. Key Largo. Montego. Baby, why don't we go down to the Diary of- No. The Diary of Alicia Keys. Nailed it. Thank you. Nailed it. When you want to hear about the greatest- Alicia Keys. Rob, are you a big diary guy back in the day? Like, did you have a little- Oh, my diary is huge. Can I have any entries you can read to us? My diary is huge. Okay. What if- what if- what if- Dirty Granny had a diary? What would she have wrote at her last- Her last post? That would be crazy. I mean, a dirty granny? At a diary? Dear diary. Oh, hello. Hello. This letter is to my husband. Yes. Who's away fighting in the war.
[1:28:00]Yes. I have enjoyed making love to you in both the Positions that currently exist. Missionary, and of course the gentleman's Ball, right? I miss you. I miss you, and I want to see you come back soon. Did you ever read that- Who was the author, by the way, Who wrote the dirtiest love letters? Did you guys ever read that one? James Joyce. Yeah. It's just- It's all like it- Brace about how the ladies- Rob, I'm not gonna tell you what he zooms in on, But I'll tell you right now. It's not that erotic, okay? If you put it on a cake, It would not be an erotic cake, okay? So that's it. That's me, this dirty granny, signed. Dirty- Well, I suppose at that time he was just dirty wife. You know what I mean? It's like- Because he wasn't a granny at the time. He didn't have kids. It's time to say- What? Hey. Goodbye. Your gentleman's ball-gram got me pregnant. Oh my God.
[1:29:00]Russell, how about this for an idea For a shirt for breast detective? Okay? It's Sherlock Holmes, all right? And he's wearing the biggest breastplate You've ever seen. And he's got a magnifying glass, And he's looking at- Please. He's looking at all of us naked With our small penises. And then it says hello, Watson, Or what's his buddy called? Watson? Yeah. Now, I'll venture back to your Watson. Yeah. Oh, that's a great idea.
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