Radiohead: The Bends (1996)

[00:00]well it you guys don't think so but i i know so our best shows our best shows are when rosie comes in late we just you know he doesn't hog hog all the airwaves for the first whatever so we can just get all of our stuff out in the next five minutes i gotta say man that's the nicest you've ever put that about the way rosie comes on yeah i know you're usually recording this is called him every day i'm talking about his food choices it gets going out in the real world so yeah if you could cut that first part out that'd be great do you think aaron during easter has ever

[00:32]been tempted to paint his head like an egg no well just like a bank i was gonna say do you think that's like telling somebody's got a little bit more of a stomach than they want that have you ever thought about painting your stomach i don't like the way matt looked at me while he said that i was not looking at you russell you're looking at one of us right people said that to me all the do you know how many times i had to do the truffle shuffle when i was younger you that goonies were mentally abusive to larger children i had to do the truffle shuffle now

[01:01]did i choose to do it because i knew i would get a small amount of attention of course i did okay it just and it did not matter how small and it did not even matter if people liked it or grossed out by it i loved attention okay so much so that i started this podcast okay and i gotta say as far as attention getting devices go all-time bad move way more time being put in than attention gotten russell what do you rob what were the other like so you got you got chunk from goonies what are the other big guy references pop culture references out there coob from parker lewis can't lose people

[01:35]thought i looked like kubiak the big lineman guy all the time meanwhile i could barely fit in my locker and get around the school or whatever parker lewis did what was that show he was like a guy in high school but it was also magic do you guys know what i'm talking about parker lewis yeah it feels like it feels like kind of like a takeoff on like ferris bueller like the the cool yeah kind of adult student type of thing have i got a match made in heaven parker lewis does ads for draft kings

[02:01]bring him back parker lewis can't lose he's just hitting all his bets hey russell delete this part okay actually i didn't have to tell you this but you have to edit this episode i'm too busy you need to delete this part and then can you please put in uh we're going to send that to draft kings and make a million dollars so that'd be great i think that's actually wire fraud but that's okay now what yeah russell russell we're not on wires we're on the internet it's a bunch of tubes okay it's just like me at the cabin in 2020 four friends decided to listen

[02:32]to every one of the greatest 500 albums decided by rolling stone magazine this resulted in a text chain that celebrated the music excoriated the order and led us to make it this podcast we are far from experts we promise to do almost no research all opinions are our own unless you disagree please sit back and enjoy beck did it better from 1995 we have a radio album that a lot of people think it's about expensive cars yeah cars but it's not it's the bends by radiohead the bends not the uh what's what's the nicest car

[03:04]you've ever driven russell like when you've ever driven a car i don't even think i could tell you a nice car like if i think i sat i sat in the front seat of a a green a green what's a convertible miss slippy's car was green he met you at the golf course then what oh we are now what's we in check check i just thank god you came in because i just realized who he was

[03:31]talking about with the convertible and the joke i was making oh i got out of there quick thank thank you aaron aaron matt had a question earlier for easter have you ever thought about painting up your egg like your head like an egg god damn it i screwed up the joke again that was matt's question uh yeah but he seriously wants an answer uh no i've never thought about that i've oh there's a little pink on there hold on rob rob take your take your headphones off all right i

[04:00]will aaron now you have to ask him has he ever thought about like painting his stomach like an easter egg things you can't help that's right we're gonna make fun of you know like you can't help your bald right i'm just that's me it's funny your head i've never thought about decorating my head but maybe is it is it just me or does rob look like he's wearing like a painted on beard right now like the beard like artificial i'm gonna put that with the eyebrows and man look at that it looks like a carlos boozer looking beard honey put the spray away yeah you know the one from uh the rondelle yeah the fishing

[04:38]pod guy who was the who was the guy that did the fishing hit the spray on hair remember what was his name oh the cute the no it was he had the roaster he had the spinner roaster he had the dehydrator he had the pocket fisherman ron papil oh my god he had the spinner roaster he had the dehydrator he had the pocket fisherman ron papil oh my god he had the spinner roaster he had the dehydrator he had the pocket fisherman ron papil oh my god he had the spinner roaster he had the spinner roaster he had the dehydrator he had the pocket fisherman ron papil oh my god he had the spinner roaster he had the pocket this guy he was like i'm just gonna invent

[05:00]this guy he was like i'm just gonna invent this guy he was like i'm just gonna invent and for a while he was like goddamn i and for a while he was like goddamn i and for a while he was like goddamn i love fishing and so he just made a little love fishing and so he just made a little love fishing and so he just made a little fishing pole and i was like that's the fishing pole and i was like that's the fishing pole and i was like that's the greatest idea i've ever heard of in my greatest idea i've ever heard of in my greatest idea i've ever heard of in my life life life okay and then he was just like it i'm okay and then he was just like it i'm I'm making a dehydrator. And I was like, I mean, who didn't like have a friend who had a dehydrator? And you're like, oh man, I can't wait to eat all this jerky that we're going to make in this dried fruit. And instead it's like, hey, come back in like two weeks and you see all of this. It's going to be about a 10th of the size. It's going to be actually quite small. Oh, and you know how you like fruit roll-ups? You won't after this. They suck balls. I was watching this episode of Top Chef and they had a whole episode where the main challenge

[05:33]was to feature dehydrated food. And I was like, this is the lamest food challenge. Like who wants like something featuring dehydrated food? Even Aaron would turn away and walk out of that room. I mean, if there's one thing that nobody's ever said, it's like, oh, this brand of beef jerky is way better than this other brand. You know what I mean? Like there's so many different bags and then they're all just a little bit. Yeah. And there's always, guess what? Do you think that there's more than you thought there was going to be in the bag or way less?

[06:03]I see you silicone packets. I know what you're doing in there. You're making me think there's more beef jerky. Aaron, do you have strong thoughts about types of beef jerky? Yeah. You know, what's funny is that the, I think the Oberto brand is actually some of the finest and it's such an old brand, but they sell Oberto at REI. It's quite good. My favorite of all time is called Jorts Jerky. REI? Do you call it REI? That's bizarre. Wait, what am I supposed to call it? REI. Oh, come on. REI. REI. Yeah.

[06:30]Go over to REI. No, not come on. I mean, that's just like basic stuff. It's REI. Everybody knows that. My favorite brand is Jorts, but I don't think he's making it anymore. That was like a real boutique-y one-off brand by a guy who wore Jorts and made jerky. There's a lot. Aaron. There's a lot you can go for with jerky. Aaron, listen, these other two guys aren't paying attention to a word you're saying. I can just tell from their eyelines. Right, right. They're texting the text. But I just want to tell you, for you to tell me that the best kind of jerky that I can buy, number one, has the name of Jorts, I refuse to believe that.

[07:00]Hey, number two is only sold in REI by a guy who wore Jorts? No. Oh, sorry. I got confused. Oh, that'd be like me making jerky and calling it Pretty Pink Panties. Is it REI Oberto? Yes. Or what you were saying, Aaron? REI sells Oberto. Jorts jerky was like a DM only. I had to slide into his DMs to order the jerky. That was different. Fuck you. You're telling me that the best jerky is jerky that I got to slide into somebody's DMs? Yeah.

[07:30]Okay. God, the same way I see naked female bodybuilders? Yes or what? I got your dried up shrimp. Don't make that face. Daddy's doing his podcast. First of all, you don't tell me what to do ever, okay? Gone for a week, taking kids to colleges, telling me my ass what to do. I thought there was no way she was staying in there. I'm not for sure she was out of state. She's quiet now. She doesn't take a test in the morning. I know. I know. I'm going to quiet down. Yes, I just charged your computer.

[08:01]You're getting ready for the ACT. My whole family is within two feet of me right now. Yeah. Okay. I'll hug you. Everybody's hugging except for you. Are you the one person who doesn't give hugs in the house? And that makes me feel bad that I wrote this parody song called It's So Long That It Bends. You know what I mean? And now my whole family has to hear it. I'm sorry, Russell. What did you say? This podcast bends where most end, right, Rob? Exactly. Speaking of songs, I just want to say this. I do not have a theme song for either one of these albums, okay?

[08:33]The Leash of Keys, I can tell you why. I've got an idea, but we'll see. I didn't know that was something you did, Rob. It's been a while. Oh, boy. That's very hurtful. We are down to 58 minutes, too. So the question is, do I do the robot song for this one? Now, normally with Radiohead, I would play the robot intro, but not this album at all. Do I? No, this isn't the robot album, no. Okay. So I guess we just get right into it. Listen, let's not mess around. You could just do like a sad, pathetic YouTube version of a song, and that might fit well. What? Never mind.

[09:00]Oh. By the way. Harsh. I just want to point out, once again, to get Aaron's jersey. You have to go into somebody's DM. Don't think I'm going to forget about this, Aaron. This sounds like a great parody song. I'm not going to lie. Okay. It's unequivocally the best jerky. I believe you. It has to be. And I've got four guys here who want to talk about Radiohead. I've got Matt in Minneapolis. Matt, how are you doing? Good, Rob. You're turning into something you are not. Wow. Me and my family wishes.

[09:31]Russell in Minneapolis. How are you doing, Russell? Rob, I can't help the feeling that I could blow up. Blow through the ceiling. It wears me out. Wow. Okay. And I've got Aaron out in California. Now, Aaron, he was mad, and he's just pissed. He's been talking about this forever. He says, you know how woke? This is how Aaron gets on every time. He goes, you know how woke the world is? Then we all have to go. What do we say, guys? How woke is it? Yeah. See, we all have to say it. Matt, too. A little delay.

[10:00]There's a little delay on Matt's mic. I'm just hearing. I'm just hearing a little delay. Okay. I'm not going to be. It's a little loud. And then I said, well, how woke is it? And he said, well, now a peanut butter cup, Reese's peanut butter cup. It identifies as Hershey. Hershey. Hershey. Does Hershey make Reese's? I think they do, actually. Because they just came out and said they're going to use better ingredients because of that article I talked about the other day.

[10:32]Because they're garbage now. Yeah. I actually worked on it. Hershey employment law. It was whether the people who go into grocery stores and fill up the stands, whether they were supposed to be paid overtime and all this stuff. I worked on a case and the Hershey company would send our team candy and chocolate to eat while we were reviewing documents. Now, Russell, let me ask you this. Yes, sir. Somebody just sending you candy when you're trying to decide a candy-based case. That sounds like it's against the law.

[11:01]We were working for them. We were hired by them, outsourced to them to review their documents. And their bonus to you is just, was it like Hershey Kisses? Was it like Good Forms? Did you get any Nutrageous ones or was it all Mr. Good Bars? It was like assorted pack of everything under the Hershey assorted candy-inspired food umbrella. Crackles? I think so. Oh, my God. If there were Crackles, Russell, that's like the Holy Grail of Hershey bars. You can't find a Crackle anywhere else except for in mini size. They're one of the few bars that are hidden in that mini size.

[11:31]Aaron, how are you doing? I'm doing great. It's the best I've ever done. It's the best thing that you ever had. Wow. Wow. Let's talk about Radiohead. Let's talk about the Benz. Let's get down there. Let's get down deep and get the Benz. I was just trying to think of what the best thing I ever had was and I couldn't think of anything. I'm doing fine, by the way. My wife was gone for a whole week and now she's back. Never a doubt. She was gone for a week and now she's back and I'm fine. Hey, guys.

[12:01]I've recently gone down a quest of re-listening to the entire Beckton and Fenner show. I'm going to stop you right there. This is a depressing... That's a great idea. Listen, if you find any clips that you think are very funny, can you just send me the title of the episode with a nice little time stamp? You would be doing me a huge favor. Yeah, I'd probably want to do that from about everything from like 190 on. The first 190 we may have covered. The last 70, not so much. Our system of documenting episodes has gotten progressively worse until it's now nothing.

[12:33]So please feel free to update that wiki. We appreciate it. Recommendation from the Beckton and Fenner subreddit page. And I've noticed that so many of the top 10 albums are from artists in the 60s or 70s. My question is, how do you balance original artists or maybe artists first to do something versus more recent artists that are objectively better music or artists?

[13:00]To me, this is like saying the rotary phone should be more credit as the best phone than the iPhone. Just because it was first kind of doesn't make any sense to me, but it just to be here. What do you guys think? Okay. Also wondering if Rob service of Rob saying your name in a ringtone is still an option. Oh, yeah. Thanks, guys. It's not rough. Not rough in the house. You know, I like this question because in general, human beings have been getting better at lots of stuff, right?

[13:31]We're faster. Wow. We hit baseballs. We throw baseballs harder. Nope, I can't do that better than I used to either. Yeah. I don't even need. Okay. Yeah. But art isn't like that, right? Like art, art doesn't necessarily just get better as we, as we evolve. So some old things might still be better. I do think that, you know, like looking at the top 10, that's, that's potentially going to need some updating, but it's an interesting question. Well, let's, let's look at the top 10 real quick, right?

[14:00]What's going on by Marvin Gaye? 60s. Pet sounds. Beach boys. That's 60s. Blue by. Joni Mitchell. I think that's 70s. 71. Songs at key of life. I think that's 70, right? Abby road. What's going on is the 70s too, right? Abby road is a, yeah, I think you're right. Abby road is 60s. 69 or 70. I forget. Nevermind. Nirvana is 90s. Rumors is 70s. Purple rain is 80s. Blood on the tracks is who knows when. And the miseducation of Lauren Hills is 90s. 75 for blood on the tracks. So we're kind of all over, but it is the highest album in the last 30 years.

[14:31]It's my beautiful dark twisted fantasy. Well, that's what I was going to ask you. I was going to ask you guys is if they redo this list, what's going to slide into this top 10? Cause I think if you, if you had to think about modern aid, you think lemonade is, I think I agree with Russ. I think it's, if it wasn't for Kanye being Kanye, I think it's my dark twisted fantasy. Well, these are our rankings or what we predict. I don't know. I think, I think maybe a Kendrick album over Kanye these days, but your rankings or what we predict the, the publication is going to do.

[15:02]I guess what we predict, maybe the publication is going to do is more interesting to me. Cause my prediction is lemonade eventually reaches number one. You think a Taylor Swift gets up into the top 10? Yes. Top 10. Really? No way. Does a Taylor Swift help get in the top 10? No, maybe not top 10, but I don't know. Like what are you bumping out blood on the tracks? Purple rain. I, I can see rumors getting bumped out of a top 10. Like if you said rumors is out of the top 10, I could, I mean, it's a great album, but

[15:31]I mean, I guess it could go. Yeah, that's for sure. A hundred percent. I mean, the real question is though, like, yes, things get technically better, but you have to keep the greats that have stood the test of time up near the top of the list, right? It's one thing to be a great album for like 10 years. It's another thing to be a great album for 60, 70 years. And I think the other ones, if you go back and look like you think like Elvis in his time is way bigger than any artist. Now he might not sell more albums or whatever, but there's only like three TV channels.

[16:01]There's only so many records. Now there's thousands of mediums where you can listen to music. You can listen to, it's so fractured there. You can listen to all sorts of stuff. And then like these were the Titans of their time, right? It's hard to just kind of wipe them out of history. Isn't it? Yeah. People that I think probably, what do you think? Sex positions for max. Like when we were there, there was three T do you think the number of TV stations and the number of sex positions has kept pace with each other? What do you think the four are, Rob? Tell me your four. Well, you got to go missionary. Okay. Why don't we call dirty and ask her, you have to go, do you know, call dirty granny?

[16:35]It's a little bit too loud. Forever Rob. Yeah. You better call her. Call her up. I did not see this. I have to say. Do you remember the number of Russ? Put the number up so we can call. Two seven seven back. You had to let it ring twice. Going to my mind palace. Remember the voice. Hello. Mind palace. Hello. This is dirty granny. I heard you have a question for me. Thanks for calling in. What's the question? Well, no, I think you have a question for me.

[17:02]Aaron, what's the question for dirty granny? I'm not asking this. Uh, before television, how many sex positions were there and were there more or less since the advent of television? I just have to say this. Aaron's been texting me questions about sex positions for the last two weeks, every day straight. That's crazy. Okay. I've told you all there is to know. It's true though. Back then we just didn't have as many sex visions now. I would think people would have more because they didn't spend the time watching television.

[17:30]Reverse cowgirl. No, your grandparents were not doing reverse cowgirl. There's no way. Amazon one where the guy puts his legs way up and the girl sits on top and it's like Aaron knows what I'm talking about. He doesn't live in some position. That's an advanced position. I don't even know how you do it. My hamstrings couldn't do it. Who said that? We had, of course, missionary. Okay. That's one. We had, if you're going crazy, female on top. That's it?

[18:01]Only two? No. If it was a, if it was a person that you just met. At like a wharf, we did have a move that we called the gentleman's butt fuck, which of course is doggy style. It's what they call doggy style. That's what they call doggy style. Granny, what about the disrespectful doggy styles? More disrespectful. We need a better name. You're meeting at a wharf? Granny, what about a hand stuck in the clothesline? Hey, can I tell you a new standup bit I thought about?

[18:33]Let's hear it. Why are the only two monas out there? Why are the only two monas out there? I know about Mona from, who's the boss? And the Mona Lisa. Those are two crazy different people. They are. Oh, Mona, you stuck out here. Oh my God, you got twisted up with those lines. And nobody from the house can see because the sheets are out. Oh my God. Oh yeah, that's by Dodie Danzenbrush's dirty granny. Okay. So if you have that in your bingo card, you could knock, you could check that off.

[19:00]So what was the question? Oh. And then the last one was just, you know, I don't know. A lot of people don't realize what we were doing back then. Okay. So, all right. Well, I got to go. I'll see you guys later. See you dirty. See you at the wharf. Yep. That didn't teach you a lesson about calling into the backline. I don't know what will. Listen, skewing older. You were talking about this list skewing older, Matt. That sounds a lot like Russell's Bumble account. You know what I mean? Oh, I know. It's, it's, it's time to see what everybody's up to. Russell was frozen.

[19:30]I didn't realize that. It's time for, oh yeah. I thought he wasn't paying attention. He was just literally frozen. Oh, he didn't hear that bit about the Bumble account. Okay. Aaron, what should I say? Well, we probably won't see it in the notes. Okay. Yeah. You won't see it. I'm not going to say it won't be in those notes. Rolling. Go on Aaron. How's it going with you, man? It's going great. It's a, well, it's a little bit up and down as always. There's always ups and downs. Just finished spring break. Did an epic, epic spring break. So we started last Friday. We drove to Irvine.

[20:01]Saw some friends in Irvine. Saturday, we went over to Disneyland. Rob, you got to hit the music. You got to hit the James Brown, the horn. Oh, okay. I started with him. Russell, can I just say this? It's called production. It's called production. His epic spring break started with him going to Irvine. I mean, that's not that epic. Like Indiana Jones never flies on a map to Irvine. First time taking the electric car on a road trip. Wow. Make it now. How nervous were you? Not very nervous. There's a, there's a nice app that plans it for you.

[20:30]Of course, there's one snafu, right? So we stop at the plan to stop. And once we got there, we're like, oh, I'm going to go to Irvine. And once we got there, there was only, in fact, we mentioned you, Russell, because we stopped at this stop where we're going to have to charge before we went over the grapevine. And there was only a Taco Bell slash pizza hut there. And Russell does not do combo fast food at a gas station. And Wallace really likes McDonald's on road trips. So I said, nope, we can't do this one. We're going to find the next one down the road. And then we did, we got a little lower on the battery

[21:00]than some of the people in the car were comfortable with and had some tense moments. Did you want to see if they had an edible hot sauce? Bag it though. Just get like, did you, did some of my, my things. I should have a check, but yeah, that was the one time I called an audible on the charger and that turned out to be a bad move. Cause then we ended up at a slow charger and it set us back an hour. Hey, are you Philip Rivers? I mean, call it an audible for the charger. What are we doing over here? We still had time for some hot tub time in Irvine with some friends, went over to Disneyland, did Disneyland with my mom, my sister, my nephew,

[21:33]my stepdad. Wait a minute. My sister. Excuse me. Wait a minute. Yep. Were you just talking about my sister? It's time for one on one with Aaron's mom. Okay. Aaron's mom goes to Disney. Okay. What rides are we riding? Aaron's mom. What's what's Aaron's mom riding on the ride? My mom does every ride, but of course it's a small world. It's a small world. It's a small world. And the nighttime parade with the two things where it was like,

[22:00]well, grandma really wants to go on these rides. And if anyone else doesn't want to go, that's fine. But it's like, you know, you know, grandma's going on the rides. You got to go. Yeah. So it definitely is a small world, which Wallace had creeps him out. So he said he couldn't sleep because the small world dolls were creepy. Uh, that, that is the wisest thing I've ever heard between that and hitting you in the nuts. Those are the two smartest things your kids have ever done because it is terrifying. He should be, but she doesn't want me. She does the, she does space mountain, uh, wow.

[22:31]Matterhorn, uh, the, all the star Wars rides, all of it. So she. Does that, does that up big? Um, and we drove over, uh, after, wait, wait, wait, wait. What's your mom. So is your mom on this drive with you the whole way? No, she, they, they flew out and met us. So we, they flew from Iowa to meet us at Disney. Wow. And so they were just at Disney with you. Yeah. What's your mom's favorite food to eat at Disney. Then we'll hop out at the one I wanted there. Oh, it's the dole whip. It's definitely the dole whip. I mean, she really likes to find like interesting new stuff.

[23:00]That's like new ish to her. Cause there's always some new snack. Um, she tends to, in fact, today she sent us. A text message. There were some watermelon was, oh, let's see. It was a watermelon suckers with like the Russell. You remember these, the suckers with the spicy stuff on the outside. And there is one of those in her Margarita. Yeah. So she was asking where to find those. So she's always into that. The idea of Aaron getting that text from his mom is just like the most like DNA, like Watson and Crick are like looking down from heaven.

[23:30]They're like, yes, I see that we were right. But you know what? That's enough about Aaron's mom. Stop talking about your mom so much. I dole whip is the number one for sure. Yeah. Then we headed over to Palm Springs. We did, uh, two days, three nights in Palm Springs with some friends of ours, uh, from Wallace's school, uh, left Palm Springs yesterday and drove to Pismo beach. Uh, and this is where things take a bit of a turn. What does that do? I had some indigestion in the night on a Thursday night and we

[24:01]drove to Pismo beach, uh, Friday, wasn't really getting better. It took some medicine. It didn't really help by Friday afternoon at four. I was like, this seems bad. I think I got to go to this urgent care up the hill. So I drove up to the urgent care. Wow. The guy asked me a few questions, pushes on my abdomen. He says, you got appendicitis. So I came up from a little case of appendicitis and he tells me that antibiotics are fine. It might keep me out of the operating room, but we'll see. So I'm going to do some follow up with my own doctor here.

[24:32]Do you know how many famous people's like kids in the 18 hundreds are killed by appendicitis? You got to get this checked out. I'm sitting here talking to you guys with live appendicitis. Can you believe that? Oh my God, Aaron, I'm uncomfortable. I don't like, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta plead ignorance. Is this where your appendix should come out or your appendix, if it gets bigger or something? Yeah, it's, I mean, we can get into the particulars. I think typically it's been like, as soon as you have appendicitis, they just take it out. But I think this guy was like, well, you're here in this beach

[25:02]town and, um, it doesn't seem that bad. Some Bob Marley type decisions or whatever here. Are you? No. No. He goes to Steve jobs' doctor. I wanted to get home. Uh, I wanted to make sure I got home and I emailed my own doctor right away. It was like, can I come in and get a CT scan? So I'll probably end up getting it out. Aaron, when you went in, did the doctor want to just rub any oils on you? Is that something that happened? Was there any crystals? Did the doctor be like, oh, this is my appendix prescription

[25:30]for marijuana. There might be. There might've been crystals. No. I got two shots of, uh. Of a very strong antibiotic in my butt cheeks. So I got one yesterday and had to come back and get one today. And then they gave me some other choose what cheek God. The first one. And then the second one, I had to just take the other option. So let me ask you when you get an injection in the butt cheek, are we doing it? The program style where you're standing up and just sticking out the butt a little bit, you know, kind of flexing the button. It gets in there. Are you picturing it the way I pictured it where it's like the table, you're totally

[26:05]bent over. You're maybe you're bent over face down feeder and the stirrups still somehow like you're all the way up. Like, how are we getting, what are we doing when we're getting a shot in the butt cheek? Yeah. It feels like not your fantasies, Rob. It's just the normal stand up and lean over a bit and then expose as little of your butt as necessary. And then I get it in there. He probably still has his shoes on. Right. And he goes, yeah. He goes, Hey, I'm about to give you this shot. I'm about to give you the shot. And Aaron goes, you don't have to say it twice.

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[43:05]I would have concerns about subordinates who need energy drinks to get through the workday. I would be curious about what they're doing. Not someone I work with. It's a stranger. Oh, okay. Okay. Cause I would, I would have more concerns. I'd be like, are you getting enough sleep to do your job? Aaron, you cannot ask coworkers that, but you can't, you can't get on an elevator with an open energy drink. You might as well be like carrying a gasoline can on it.

[43:30]Smelling cells. What if, what if they, what if you got on and they got on and then they said op and tried to cover it up. Like they, they realized it was a problem. I'd have respect that they were, they were aware of their social surroundings. They said op. Can I tell you Russell today? I was excited because you know what flavor of C4 I bought? Yeah, that's right. I drink a drink called C4. Yeah. Okay. Do you know what flavor was? What is that? Blue Jolly Rancher. And I was excited to drink it. It was so good. I used to drink one called vanilla birthday cake.

[44:00]It tasted just like birthday cake. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Get me fired up for lifted weights. Aaron, there's the remedy for your appendicitis. Rob, roll it. Go on. How's it going with you? Now listen. Okay. We got to do this quick. I don't have much time. Okay. But I do have to say we are. This is a quick kink segment. I have a heart attack from all that. We are talking about kinks today.

[44:35]We had an all-time kink. They're kinks. They're kinks. Hit the news cycle. Oh, yes. And I have to talk to it about you guys. I have to talk about it. Okay. I texted you about it. But now listen. I don't think we had ever actually spoken about bimbofication before. This is not something I was aware of. We 100% have. I was going to ask you. I forgot about that. Yeah. We 100%. I have used the term bimbo because it's such. This article is. Nope. Do not. Get off that page. Do not. That's terrible.

[45:00]Nope. Okay. I just want to find a funny picture with a bimbo. Okay. I just want to find a funny picture with a sad article. A crispy gnomes. Oh, crispy. What a. Crispy. I have a great idea. For a treat. Okay. First of all, it's got two of the biggest breasts you've ever seen in your entire life. So let me just tell you, Chrissy Gnome's husband, okay, was outed basically. And listen, you want to put on huge breastplates. Okay. Listen, I go to lots of drag shows.

[45:30]When somebody comes out and they've got huge fake breasts, it's one of the funniest things in the world. Listen, just like him, the nipples are pointing crazy directions. That's great. Listen, you want to dress up and put on breast stuff? You think it makes you look like a hot woman and you want to pleasure yourself with that? That's great. We would never kink shave. Never. But this is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my entire life. Okay. We have talked about, it's just the funniest thing to me is that this guy who's like, "You know what? I have the urge to dress up like a woman.

[46:01]Talk to women who look like me." Okay. Which is a bimbo type thing. And again, not a nice way to say it. What is the technical definition? How does the whole thing work? Okay. Yeah. So #bimbification, if you look it up, it is a group of people that get off basically, and again, we're not king shaming, on having like being very curvy and then also like super exaggerated curves and like showing it off and then also being like super makeup and then like super not acting very smart. So it is like the whole scene, they like get way into it.

[46:33]It's what they love. And apparently this guy has paid $25,000 for women to text him and talk to him about becoming a bimbo. And so he had these enormous breastplates and I just got to say this, it is so much a guy that when he decides, he's like, "Hey, this is my kink. I'm going to get into it." He's like, "I'm going to get the biggest breasts you've ever seen in your entire life. We're just going to go huge with these things." He could have gotten any size. Can you imagine? Where are you putting these?

[47:00]You put it under the bed? Wouldn't that be terrifying? Like where are you putting these? Where are you putting them? You can't. His breasts are so big in this picture where you have to put them somewhere. God, can you imagine how much his wife was out of town for him to get a get up like that? Like that is like your wife is out of town two weeks jacked off to you know what I mean? Look upside down. Am I wrong? Does that look upside down? Hey Brian, you're wearing it wrong. It looks like he's wearing them wrong. You got your bimbo tits on Brian. Do you think he's wearing it upside down?

[47:30]Look at it. He might be right. Look at it. That's why he got caught. Somebody texted him to say your breasts are on. Okay, so that made me look up, of course, huge breastplate. And what's a plate? Like it would have never. I don't know what the like. Well, that's what that's just like a metal thing. No, it's like a it's like a thing you can put on. Oh, well, let's look. Let's find out. Look at that. He's wearing that upside down. He's a hundred percent. You're totally right. Because look at this. It's like a shirt. You get off.

[48:00]I don't like that. It's a shirt. You can put on. It's just like this. Look at the wrong way. Put it over. You're totally one hundred percent right. He has his breastplate on. Well, maybe that's his kink, too. It's upside down. No, his kink is putting shit on the wrong way. Look at it. Wow. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to message my drag queen friend and ask. I'm going to ask my drag queen friend if those are on upside down. Russell, you might have made. It clearly is upside down.

[48:30]Look at that. They're going the wrong way. I need to get this to my drag queen friend and have her put it on her Instagram. Oh, my God. That's so brilliant. This is one of those things, too, and I think there's a lot of article or conversation about it. There's no way that she didn't know that this was this thing. No. Right? No way. They've been married for like 35 years or something like that. She had to know. Well, let's just say theoretically, at what point are you not talking to your wife about

[49:01]your kinks anymore? You know what I mean? And you're just like, listen, I've asked for the last four birthdays. It hasn't happened. Okay. I'm just going to stop asking, okay? I guess I'll never wear this Babar costume. You know what I mean? We're not king shaming, Russell. That was the point of the podcast. Okay. That's the point of the segments. Now, look at these. These breastplates are anywhere from 89. This one, $209 XL size. Clicking on this right now.

[49:31]They're all huge and large. They're all huge and large. They all generally have a same downward trajectory. You're right. You're right. They're going down at some sort of a 45 degree angle. Now, Russell, this one goes all the way from B cup to Z cup, okay? Which cup are you getting, guys? You getting a breastplate? I'll tell you right now, I got to go double D. I think it's the funniest size. Aaron, what are you getting? What size breastplate? Z, obviously. Z. Yes, Aaron. You're doing it. You and Jeff Bezos.

[50:00]Right? Yes. Yes. God, I love it. Okay. Aaron gave the Jeff Bezos answer. Russell, what size are you getting? What are the ones that have flocking? What is flocking? I don't know. What does flocking mean? I don't know what flocking means. Put that into AI. It sounds like something I'm going to be doing when I'm wearing the breastplate. Oh, my God. I've been flocking this. $219. Oh, this one's very soft. So. Oh, Aaron, imagine if you wanted to be a bimbo and were one of those fin dom guys, you'd

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[61:00]I'm going to be a bimbo. I'm going to be a bimbo. I'm a huge Radiohead person. I am a huge Radiohead fan. Why don't they call me Thom Yorkey? Now, that was my ending joke. Thom Yorkey didn't get a laugh. This is a disaster. But my kid came out and said, "Oh." You got to get through the tracks. My kid came out and said, "Oh, it's Radiohead." Like, she knew it, and she's like, "Oh, yeah, I love Radiohead." Like, it's kind of like a timeless... I agree. I mean, maybe some of their albums will move up even higher.

[61:31]This seems too low-key. It's too low-key to me to give away a take. Well, it was 111 on the original list, Aaron. What? They moved it down? I mean, it moved all the way back here. That's crazy. That seems crazy. Crazy. Here we have Aaron. You know what? If you're Kristi Noem's husband, what's the first one you would listen to? The biggest titular track you can find. This is the biggest titular track called "The Bends." Okay. This next song, "High and Dry." This is the most... This is... We talked about it. This is the perfect song.

[62:00]This is 100 out of 100. 100 out of 100. This is it. I was wondering the whole time, man, when I was listening to this album... It's so OES with the drums to start and then the acoustic guitar coming right in. And then when I watched that Jeff Buckley thing, they said, "Oh, yeah." They went and wrote this song right after seeing Jeff Buckley live. Wow. That makes complete sense. Yeah. It's so funny, too, thinking that everybody knows that they're expecting another creep. You know what I mean? And you're getting music like this. It's just so different. So much. Has anybody listened to all of Pablo Honey?

[62:30]I have not. I don't know what the rest of the album's like. No. No way. I think I did one time, but I couldn't recall anything. This song's called "High and Dry." Is there anything worse than just getting wet? Just getting your socks wet for the day or getting part of your body wet? Socks wet. Aaron, you're walking around Disney and you didn't get wet by accident? Sitting on a wet bench, you know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, well, maybe some socks. Maybe water rides. We skipped the water rides. Nobody was into those, so we skipped the water rides.

[63:00]Russell, you got any thoughts on being wet? I had to do a longer walk in Costa Rica in a swimsuit than I wanted to. Oh, that's tough. The green bottle came out. I'll tell you that. Did you just cut it off right when the refrain came in? No. Nailed it. I refrained from answering that question. Go black. Hit play again. We're moving forward. Okay, fine. We're moving forward. We're good. Back five seconds. Okay. Actually, Rob, I was always a big water ride guy.

[63:33]Wow. Like at Valley Fair, I'd go on the wave or the flume because I don't like heights. And usually the water rides go high, but they don't go as high as like the big roller coaster. So I'd be like, let's just keep running the wave. I can handle that one. You know what ride scared the shit out of me, and I still went on it a lot, Russell? The Viking ship. The corkscrew. The Viking ship. I could do the Viking ship, and when it would be upside down, I was like, I'm fucking bad. I never talked as badly to myself as when I was on that ride. I was like, you fat piece of shit. You're going to die.

[64:00]You're going to deserve it, you fat motherfucker. And I just like beat upside down. I'm like, this is going to, I'm going to break out. I'm going to die. And then I didn't. And instead, then we started putting pennies and throwing them at people. All right. Sorry. Fake plastic trees. Okay. This is kind of their breakthrough song on this. And it was in the 1995 film Clueless. It was? I didn't remember that. Yeah. Cher said, oh, this is just modeling music from the university station, which made me

[64:31]laugh because I was like, yeah, hell yeah. This is exactly what was on. That movie is on Delta. I turned it on a few weeks ago and I made it about a minute in. I was like, I can't do this. I turned it off. Yeah. You look over and the old guy next to you is watching Clueless. It's just all private school girls with dresses on. You're like, I don't know about that. These first four tracks. Moving forward just to when it gets loud. Just moving forward. These first four tracks really show off what Tom can do vocally. He's like, he's a pretty versatile vocalist. It's pretty beautiful. Isn't it? Yeah. Absolutely.

[65:00]Matt did mention, he said, I said, cause I said I could start all these songs at the beginning. He goes, yeah, but all of them build. So man, we got to find those builds in each song too. Cause it's, it's crazy. You can see your thing. You see where it's like really loud there and then it goes really soft. Yeah. And then it goes really loud again. Just put it right before it gets really loud. Sounds like my wedding night. You'll get to a build. There, there is some to be said, and this is where maybe I didn't see it in some of the other Radiohead albums. There's some to be said for like the very dainty, delicate, all of that. Yeah. get to a build there there is some to be said and this is where maybe i didn't see it in some of the other radiohead albums there's something to be said for like the very dainty delicate beautiful voice with like the the rock music behind it yeah yes great and that seems unique and you guys talk

[65:34]coldplay i'm not a huge coldplay fan but i can see it'll come up in black star that's a good i mean that's that's what it's really gonna show play has one album on the list when i think of fake plastic trees all i can think of are the green army guys you know what i mean ours the hours i spent playing with those my favorite guy aaron guy with binoculars the guy with binoculars i was always a big fan of yeah my big thing back in the day with like the action figures like whether it

[66:03]was the star wars or the gi joes i was a big this is my baseball team i've got my batting order of the action figures i got this guy looks like he'd play shortstop this guy's definitely in right field that was a big my action figures got to make up a baseball team how about you guys wow so you had like you would take action figures instead of having them fight each other they would be like yeah like the the guy that looks like sergeant slaughter looks like a second baseman he's kind of like stocky like he definitely doesn't play shortstop or center field that's

[66:34]that's the craziest thing i've ever heard in my life russell my guys all they did is fight each other yeah mostly just fight no yeah yeah i didn't do any crossover starting lineups baseball field yeah this guy action figures action before i had the score field my favorite action figure i had was i had the coolest gi joe sniper oh awesome god damn that was cool bones this song fucking rocks is this johnny greenwood the guitarist he's is he the guy

[67:04]yes he does all the movie scores now they all do don't they that's how you can tell they're a good musician i think he does all the paul thomas anderson scores oh so so i mentioned the u2 earlier you know what the song i thought of when i heard this album what's that it's from 1995 it's from batman returns hold me kill me thrill me kiss me or whatever the u2 song on the batman return soundtrack wow to me that's what i heard when i heard this album it's actually

[67:32]from batman forever okay so don't send us an angry voicemail okay director russell yeah i can hear it i'm not saying i'm right it's just what it i heard into my mind i heard you too in this album for sure 100 i would never say something was insulting you can hear how it's interesting what's the guitar player's name something about

[68:01]adam something about the maybe it's just because i know it's youtube the youtube is just shinier right and like more self-aware and the radio heads is closer to the heart somehow i don't know well i mean radiohead they're fucking nerds i mean let's be clear they're nerds okay you two are studs you two are like rock stars radiohead they think they are well david david david and bono those guys nice dream in parentheses by the way so we're going to do this first aaron we should

[68:34]have done this first according to pemdas it was in parentheses you know what i mean parentheses exponents multiple parentheses multiplication addition oh wait division action it's the order of operations this is the end of side one on wow this is this is jeff buckley nine thousand percent yeah totally right yeah like love you should come over russell what do we got on the back of that album can you read

[69:03]the font the font is pretty basic but i was going to show you guys the no cursive here or what i don't know what you call this thing the inside part yeah there's a bunch of like child walls drawings on there which i don't really understand wow it's stressing me out just a little bit of a groove right got a little yeah yeah a little 90s alternative

[69:31]dipping the toes in the reggae kind of feel next up this is a song it's a part live recording and a part studio recording my iron lung so what's the line of thinking between okay computer and the other one being so much higher than this one that's because they're more unique and all of those yeah kanye and all those guys had kind of that computer type stuff and it was more influential to the newer artists than this

[70:00]one i think dude don't you just sound smarter when you say your favorite album is kid a and then you listen to kid a and it's a bunch of boops and beeps and you're like fuck i'm smart i'm fucking smart is that oh it sounds like mingus yeah i think it would be interesting for maybe uh rob if your cousin or your cousin's kid whoever goes to saint olaf olaf um if we had a college kid listen to this album and what they thought of it because i think this is just right in our wheelhouse right yeah you know so this is like

[70:31]quintessential 90s alternative rock oh brit pop rock stuff so it's just awesome to me right but i wonder if those other ones go in a little higher because it's just a little bit more in our wheelhouse i guarantee radiohead is going to have a huge revival among like if you found your kids were listening to radiohead you'd be like all right we're getting there like we're we're we're moving along here it will in a couple years because pearl jam 10 all of a sudden that album is like popular as all hell black is the new ending of the bar scene uh song every night the whole

[71:06]crowd sings black you know these songs feel like they should be on that movie remember the movie cruel intentions that's that's kind of what i'm saying i think it's a good idea to have that but i feel like these these these songs fit right into that you know what movie my first date ever was to russell let's hear it i took jocelyn too by the way is now and now state something maybe senator or something you guys used to have some good lunches back in the day huh no that was nerve that was a nerve that was a nerve but i'm thinking about it right now that i'm back at it

[71:33]you're right russell damn uh was fear with mark walberg no that's a terrible date you could ever have she didn't want to go on a second date so i punched myself in the stomach really hard but listen you might try to take you tried to you tried to go on a roller coaster the next day didn't you yeah i did i did i was like don't worry there's no way i can get into this house you know what i mean it turned out i could i took the other side of fear listen aaron i know

[72:02]what you're thinking that has to be the only iron lung song that exists in radio hold on hold up hold up hold up what's that i so i googled cruel intentions to find what the name of that movie was also pulled up the following movies okay cruel intentions too yes cruel intentions three now fear which rob just brought up thank you yeah thank you wild things we're all wild things the number of i bet the number of guys who i just jerked off together it just it just it just

[72:34]doesn't need to be said you just have to say wild things and move on it just doesn't need to be said great like today's youth could never brand wild things you just couldn't do it you couldn't when you go to a sleepover and they've rented wild things you're just like what would i'm gonna be i'm gonna be sleeping good for the internet i'll tell you that i'm gonna be going to bed at 8 30 this or there was but it was very rob what would the what would the equivalent of wild things be like back in dirty granny's days

[73:01]like what what would that fit what would that you would have silent film have been you would have you would have uh uh i'm trying to think of attractive women for back then you would have bridget bardo yeah you would have fanny may and bridget bardo in a pool russell and they're kissing each other think about that okay but they're wearing those big swimsuits like the huge swimsuits wasn't yeah that was wild things wasn't it what listen i know what you guys are thinking

[73:30]that last song iron lung that's got to be the only song about iron lungs that exists nope it's a mini list about songs that are iron lungs okay now listen the first song on this two-song list is a song called iron lung song that i found on youtube oh nice but it's from a movie a horror movie called the iron lung so i don't know i would play the fucking song but it's called the iron lung shanty russell this is why i had to make the list i was like i can't make a one-song list but

[74:02]this one the shanty about the iron lung and then finally of course the most famous of course weirdo yankovic's mr frump and the iron lung which is about his neighbor who lives in an iron lung you can hear him breathing yeah that was that's that's the solo that's the iron lung solo if i can help you out i know you don't like this band because they split up their concerts but one by metallica is got another one theme oh my god you're right

[74:35]that video is really scary yeah that's taking my sight that video is too scary for me russell and i mean that's i can't even talk about here it is ready and then i ask him his opinion of the world situation and i wait for mr now imagine you're 12 years old okay that's my man gets it i would i would play that song in the car rides all the time can you

[75:03]imagine what my parents thought of me just imagine good lord anyway that's the end of the list those are the other songs about a little less iron one thank you by russell i would say it's the top five list we're up to black star all right this is a great song this is the deep dark great song i also had to check when i was we had it on the car today and i thought did the algorithm play black star by bowie at the end i forgot there was a track called black star on this album

[75:32]and black star was boy's album's name there's we've got a list i bet you think this is the only black star song there's this there's uh the one from most deaf and talib qali and that's it wow uh sulk boy guys you know who was sulking today me i was grouchy i left the house at 10 30 and i didn't get back till 6 30 on a saturday and i didn't eat very much during the day oh i was grouchy

[76:03]oof you've been grouchy lately and did you get grouchy in disney come on yeah of course yeah grouchy dad it happens once or twice mom stop eating so many fucking dole whips you know what i mean like you're just giving it to him but we did our best we we catch it together god man you haven't been grouchy lately have you oh every day oh man every day man constant battle

[76:31]you know what helps this person why is this person driving 34 in the left lane speed limit's 35 the right lane is wide open you guys have a fool i did something i haven't done in a long time oh i yes i brought the upstairs roommate to the mall of america today wow yes i probably i maybe have been to the mall i maybe go like once every two or three years for something but very rare the amount of traffic at this place the amount

[77:03]of cars go get it out of there all the you like back u-turns the weird turns you gotta make to get up in the parking ramp i'm just trying to get to arizona high we've talked about how russ doesn't like going up high in ramps russell the cars are just like smashed in there they're just coming from everywhere it's too much not a state for the morgan wall it's too much they're all here they got to go to the mall america are the stores all open like is every storefront spoken for there uh the malls i mean like one of them is please tell me i can buy one of them

[77:34]it's kind of there still but it's like 90 it's like 97 percent so this was a drop i dropped off i didn't go in to the mall of america yeah but driving through there like instead was i went to get my taxes done aaron oh what what what is she meeting her teenage friends what's going on here she had to get to hot topic she's like i heard about this shirt they have a perfect shirt there but it's too much they're like the the traffic there the people going everywhere

[78:05]no one's kind of following the ins and out rules it's too much for me i can't handle it and russell let me ask you this when you drop this person off at the mall okay were they ready to get out of the car they had all their stuff in their hands all they had to do is because there's cars behind you all they had to do is open the door get out the seat belt and go or russell let me ask you this did they have to finish a conversation with you then find all their stuff put it in a bag meanwhile the stress is building the stress is building but you can't say anything because if you say anything

[78:30]i think the upstairs roommate has they know what i'm struggling with oh too much things going on oh they could see the tension rising and they know okay he's gonna if i even take an extra second he's gonna lose it so wow she was very quick out out the door and i was right back out and going back down and then doing a bunch of weird u-turns to try to get out of there so she's still there is what you're saying nobody picked her up she's doing five yeah i actually did accidentally lock

[79:03]her out of the house tonight too oh i did that i forgot to tell you this rob cool in the gang ladies night crank it up okay we got you uh ladies night okay so i upstairs roommate was doing going out with some of her friends tonight so i went and dropped her off tonight of course you guys know i've got to crank up the song ladies night so i'm banging this in the car as i'm driving her out to go meet her friends right so fun got to got to so then i come back come in just do my

[79:33]normal routine about an hour or so ago i'm here and banging on the garage door downstairs turns out i accidentally locked the upstairs roommate out oh wow so it's a good thing we were not on this podcast right now because i would not have heard banging on the door wow that would be real bad that would be a bummer you go out there and she's just sleeping in a tauntaun you're like oh no found a quarter of the garage where she's made it to her she's in a robe and sorrels

[80:01]hey you can actually sleep with those it's actually fine okay you didn't turn in your science test russell that is so fun uh i did that with my dog i brought my dog in took off the leash at the elevator walked in i was doing the dishes and i heard this and i was like what the hell where's that dog i had left him out in the hall by accident now russell shouldn't have told that story right after you told your story i realize it's making some parallels i shouldn't be making so we're going to move on and we're going to move on to the next episode of the show we're going to uh street spirit fade out this is a great closing song guys update great closing song

[80:32]let's hear the build there it is we love it you know what else we love rating system ending the podcast oh yeah that's true we love the rating system we're getting into our favorite the popular and patented not trademarked though russell i can't quite get that part of the show working by the way did you see the supreme court ruling that uh companies aren't

[81:01]gonna be punished as much for copyright i don't know i didn't really read it closely but i think we're fine i think we're gonna be set so do you guys think i was thinking about this when we had the call about someone who's re going through the catalog yes so i've got things like the west wing i've probably done four or five times sopranos 5-6 the wire five like i've got my things that i'm a habitual consumer of shocking is there a chance that we'll have someone do like four five rounds through the catalog in their life or not

[81:30]there's two people like this that might do it yeah i think i think those people exist all are today and john for me yeah i think those people exist i love them i love you guys out there russell that made me indescribably sad when you said that i just pictured it what do you mean like the fact that you you bring enough joy to people rob that they want to you're like the tony the tony soprano you're the james gandalfini of podcast are you trying to be the top of this podcast i'm gonna look up how he's doing now by the way james gandalfini 2026. oh it's just a bunch of

[82:04]sites listen to that gaba ghoul listen just like they took his out right away well yeah so i mean if you really want to go dark russell yeah there's a lot of people are going to listen to this multiple times when aaron doesn't get into the doctor in time for his appendicitis that's the way they have to come back and listen this is the only way they can hear my voice hey policeman if you're using this as evidence we gave you all the clues okay i'm just gonna say that right now all right try

[82:33]to figure out our plan all right i'm a this i'm oh wait sorry russell those weren't police you know what they were what's that breast detectives listen i thought they were the karma police but that's a different record 226 no 276. come on 276 276 all right what do we think should this be there or should it be higher up on the list now of course in our case a higher up on the list is a lower number okay just like let's say you're climbing mount everest okay the amount of poisons

[83:03]you want to be ingesting is very low okay as the altitude gets high unfortunately lately that's not what happened did you see that aaron where they're poisoning the people at top mount everest to charge them for airplane rides down what bro what kind of are you reading where you didn't you got to look that up aaron it's right up your alley oh that's so good listen but just like that the amount of diarrhea you want on mount everest is low but as you're at high altitude it's just like this list okay should we have done this album earlier that would have been a rolling boned okay it

[83:33]didn't get uh the number it should have it should have been higher up maybe like 111 like where it was before or is this perfect here at 276 that's rolling well toned or is this a rolling groan it should have been higher up on the list which of course in this case would be a higher number because i said higher up on the list by accident and i have to end this episode we're running way too long matt what do you think rolling well toned rolling bone or rolling grown uh i think you got rolling boned big time um i i think it's uh i'm trying to decide if it's just

[84:02]because this is my era kind of a thing right our era and that kind of a song and 100 100 song all that good stuff so i think it's got absolutely rolling boned and should be the number one radiohead album on the list no matter where it is but you know this is a top 100 album for me all day yep aaron what do you think rolling well-toned rolling bone or rolling grown yeah i don't understand why we're just hearing this now this to me is rolling boned

[84:30]should have been higher in the list lower number uh russell what do you think rolling well-toned rolling bone or rolling grown i really enjoyed this album it lost it surprised me but i think i credit goes out to aaron and matt didn't you guys tell rob this is what they should he should get me as a gift because you thought you guys thought i might like this one no so well yeah you're gonna get all 500 albums eventually because that's how that's who you are and so you're not this way you don't have to buy a radiohead album if rob buys them for you um and so

[85:00]but then yes we said this would be the album why because this is the best this is the best one i'm gonna i'm gonna say rolling grown no rolling bone it should be higher on the list i would put this one at 167 i would drop it in i was actually kind of looking hey where were this i looked at jeff buckley to me it's after jeff buckley at 147 started going down the list i thought oh maybe over the over pj harvey but then you've got aretha jay-z the replacements oasis pearl jam you can't go above those i thought it should slide in right after rem murmur wow 67 after

[85:35]buddy holly so i'm gonna say rolling grown if this one was a top top 150 top 200 i would i would love it so i don't know good album i don't know russell i just keep going back to that buddy holly album so many times it's just it's constantly spinning on the radio for me okay no response from you guys and that's the sign no one understands the joke well the buddy holly album should not be on the list it's a cr it's or it's not a great album did we get to

[86:00]everybody i can't remember i'm lost now we did we did we did listen unfortunately you guys are incorrect okay unfortunately this album oh no and i'm on the wrong one we if this gets a rolling transition jones yeah this band is going from a one-hit wonder to figuring out what they really want to be in the future just like me buying uh uh larger and larger breastplates as i could just be like ah this isn't quite not quite what i wanted returned to amazon uh not a big deal next

[86:31]week next week honey what's this return to amazon it's not as heavy it's heavier than last week's return don't worry about it don't touch it bad did we figure out what flocked meant hey did you go in cognito okay so i'm gonna assume that's gonna happen right away here right after the theme song next week i stopped recording right about now do we i know trust me i know i see the files next up did you know that the beach boys were gonna do a song okay in the 90s and it went like

[87:05]this bermuda bahama come on brady mama it's a long joke i wrote i mean this is really like guilargo montego baby why don't we go down to the diary of at home the diary of alicia keys nailed it thank you nailed it when you want to hear about the greatest alicia hockey rob were you a big diary guy back in the day like did you have a little book my diary do you have any entries you can read

[87:33]to us my diary is huge okay what if what if what if dirty granny had a diary what would she wrote at her last her last uh post that'd be crazy i mean dirty granny had a diary to your diary hello hello this letter is to my husband yes who's away fighting into war yes

[88:00]i have enjoyed making love to you in both the positions that currently exist missionary and of course the gentleman's ball i miss you i miss you and i want to see you come back soon did you ever read that who was the author by the way who wrote the dirtiest love letters did you guys ever read that one uh james joyce yeah

[88:31]i'm not going to tell you what he zooms in on but i'll tell you right now it's not that erotic it would not be an erotic cake okay so that's it that's me that's dirty granny signed dirty well i suppose at that time he was just dirty wife you know what i mean it's like she wasn't a granny at the time he did have kids what hey goodbye your gentleman's program got me pregnant oh my god russell how about this for an idea for shirt for breast detective okay it's sherlock holmes

[89:07]all right and he's wearing the biggest breastplate you've ever seen and he's got a magnifying glass and he's looking at he's looking at all of us naked with our small penises and then it says hello watson or what's his buddy called watson yeah hello my dear watson yeah oh that's a great idea