Donna Summer: Bad Girls (1979) ep. 283

[0:00]Now listen i didn't want to do this i but it turns out that i didn't want to say this but Last episode russell was not here i said he couldn't make it but it turns out this is a Michael jordan david stern type situation oh where illegal suspension russell it was suspended by me The commissioner of the podcast i think we can all agree i'm the commissioner of the podcast You know i come out and everybody cheers or whatever i don't really listen to the sound And i said okay well you know just one game okay and then i got some flack you know Some i i thought that there was just not enough respect put out to me after that so guess what Guys this is now going to a vote in the house and senate which are both run by me russ is getting Censured so i'm not allowing him on this episode either russ is officially banned from this Episode banned in the usa yeah sorry he knows what he did okay i mean when's i mean really guys When's the last time you've been banned from this episode

[1:00]Really guys when's the last time you've been banned from this episode when's the last time you've been He made a cocktail from that he has a lot you know what i mean with two live crew he always Has and now this is just another thing this is exactly it of things that russell has in common With uncle luke luther from two live crew he's been banned in the usa oh we're in such a big Trouble oh listen we're in trouble i did see somebody today and they said Podcast just ain't as good without russell on it yeah i mean And then he did they didn't say you know well i should say if any one of you guys are gone it's Just not the same i go well of course it's not the same but obviously russell some people think Aaron's the heartbeat without his laughter wow some people think it's russell it's russell i'm Not quite sure russell's the progenitor and some people think other things well how about Okay so here's the deal we are terrified Okay we were texting each other before this because we had a guest john from edina was going

[2:00]To come on john for me dina says yeah just one thing and then he gives you know and how many Times have i heard this excuse i got it let's say it together i gotta go see my dad perform in A community theater what you got a what you know his dad was 50 of the cast too It was just it was two people i wasn't waiting for godot i don't know hey i Think it was love letters i who wrote that ae gurney no see this is what we were talking About man before aaron logged on we're fucked i don't know what he's talking about i'm still Back trying to make a joke about godot hey waiting for good why don't you godot wait it's A r gurney john you gotta get on because we gotta find out if your dad was in Love letters and how your mom felt about it wait are his parents married you might have to bleep That i don't know what anybody's marital status is i'm pretty sure they are okay We are doing a threesome i feel like you're in a hurry we can luxuriate no no we're in big

[3:00]Trouble we've got to fill this space we can just enjoy the warm bath of this three-man weave This is a menage a uh-oh because it would it turns out that there is a very important thing That we need with a fourth guest whether it's little rosie or whoever we needed somebody all Of our guests fell through so today it is just the three of us it's a six-hander it's a score There's never been this particular combination on one podcast Holy true i never thought about that we did it wow neil from lakeville is gonna like that Was that was neil fan service right there okay next stop six what's the most we've had on We've had on five right five yeah next i mean we used to do or you just opened it up so like Barry from brinzo would go and creeper from joe from east st paul would join but wouldn't say Anything can i just say this right now i'm beverages up right now i've got in the mixer Bottle he's shaking espresso okay Just straight caffeine to the dome it is 11 45 have one of those

[4:00]Wondering why i feel so tired all week very strange i've got two scoops of octopin protein Powder in a blender bottle you have a lot of bottles yes i have a lot of bottles what's with You wait what do you get you just have water in there with your protein powder or what are you Doing no it's milk of course yeah i've been doing chocolate milk with my protein powder i love it Yeah because i love i'm like hey what you know what doesn't make me shit enough Protein powder yeah how about hey how about we crag that up a little bit okay i want my stomach to Hurt three minutes in and we're talking about rob's bowel movements yeah i want my Stomach to hurt so bad listeners please remember we didn't get to discuss a.r gurney's love letters Because we needed to get to rob's bowel movements okay what else you got right i mean you're really Gonna write a love letter to some guy named a.r gurney he wrote the play he's the he's the You know who'd be a good partner for a.r gurney i am lying down

[5:00]Perfect match okay eric guess what we don't need anybody else this is actually the best Combination of all time and i've got my liter of root beer okay so get ready because you're Gonna hear me sipping those various bevies all throughout this show but right now we are oh I gotta open up my stuff how do i start this oh in 2020 this is not good okay is this gonna go Uphill or down from here matt what do you think let's get a prediction are you already Burping up your milky Are you doing okay over there no i added half and half to the shake of espresso A little sweat yeah you're a little shiny in the forehead i thought it was half the milk but you Know what the other half is cream it's more built it's actually the most milk you can have Oh in this case a half times a half is not 0.25 and it's not a good joke Nope guess what we're screwed we're going downhill Oh so anyway other problem i'm having right now

[6:00]Hey we weren't gonna start from an hour till now so i'm out walking the dog Maybe i'll just have a little bone real quick just smoke down a bone real quick All of a sudden You know what i mean it's literally like hunt for red october you know should We launch the missiles and they're like we're going to five minutes like what i gotta get Inside this is crazy so i'm here okay i'm my vision is unclear get used to it now It does go up from here in 2024 oh no for a friend but you picked the low point here can you do that For me please do the episode just call it out four friends decide to listen to every one of the Greatest 500 albums decided by rolling stone magazine this resulted in a text chain that Celebrated the music exclued the order and led us to make the podcast you know you're on a date With that's kind of what you're doing you know you ever do that with your wife you're like hey What do you think the low point of our marriage was oh and then she goes was i'm like Uh-oh we are far back spirits we promise to do all the worst things we've done in this whole time

[7:00]We are far from experts we promise to do almost no research all opinions are Unless you disagree just like digging up like all that dirt very good please sit back and enjoy Beck did it better we are all the way up to album 283 okay now a lot of these jokes i wrote a while Ago okay so let's just bear with me here when they turn all rusty this is about an album with But when they turn all rusty and the igniter doesn't work and it's only hot near the back Oh wait a minute this album isn't bad grills not bad grills it's bad girls by donna summers Bad grills hey aaron what's the sign of a bad grill to me when that igniter stops working hey Fuck you grill you know what i mean like that seems like it shouldn't be that hard To make it work my igniter's working but not but only on one side so i do have to get out the Long matches for the other side but i like the long matches like i i enjoy using the long match When i go to a guy's house and his igniter works on his grill i'm always like ooh la la Motherfucker like Where are we that your igniter still works holy shit summers are there isn't there just one

[8:00]Sorry matt you get matt's got his hand up oh i was gonna say don't you guys know how to replace a Igniter i mean didn't you ever build like potato guns when you're younger you go to the store by Igniter same thing switch it out you've done that matt you've actually done that on a grill Yeah just switch it out now i have to send you a little thing i mean literally you just take Off the best almost like sometimes they screw sometimes there are screws and then you just Okay that's why i can't follow So now i have to ship matt my old ssk glove to restore which i still haven't done and i've Got to send it i gotta ship him i gotta send it i know i'm gonna send it i'm gonna do a new string I'm ready to go all right i'm sending it you're gonna send your grill to matt in the mail that'd Be so funny send it to me i'll send my baseball glove with my grill or the grill with my baseball Glove inside like can you fix both these things send the paul wall grill listen okay it's not Bad girls by donna summers just rob had a paul wall grill Oh that'd be you should do that for competitions rob what is a paul you should get a paul what

[9:00]Google it look it up look up paul wall this is how rob probably paul wall grill oh good Job rob okay thank you okay oh i see well like with the diamonds yes oh he got skinny he got Zemped up too see i but see here's the thing this is the one i don't like right is where Instead of the dimes it's a gold his teeth when you're just kind of glance look very yellow you It looks like he's been hitting him he's been hitting the chaw a little bit he's been he's been And i don't want to say this air but he has been chewing red man holy cow look at the second row Third one over click on that one quick second oh my god what i mean what is this bad you suck My battleship second row third one over this one right here yeah what is it now that just looks Too skinny man i don't like it he's got old yeah i like that i like the healthy looking paul With the fade in the top five grills with paul wall the jewelry breakdown Okay guys we could not be doing this where do you guys think i could get away with

[10:00]One gold tooth could i just put what could i do one gold tooth oh yeah for sure wouldn't it yeah I think so are you going like just left of center just right of center you're going like Two over from center i think like what is that incisor are you going with the incisor i was Thinking like one of the flat ones not the sharp one not the point what did joe pesci Didn't he have the incisor and yeah i think yeah it was the one next to it yeah when it got hit we're Reminded when he got hit with a paint can he got hit in the head with a paint can and just stood Up right after oh my god his skull should have been smashed in it should have been a house of Horrors in there okay i'll never stop talking about it okay and i will say again you guys didn't Like it last time i said that but you cannot make that kid any older and home alone oh i gotta edit That okay so i'm telling you a 16 year old rob home alone oh wait why does he have the Channel turned up so loud it doesn't help with the it doesn't help with the picture i don't know

[11:00]Somebody could do that many times in a day instead of keep the change you filthy animal what Was the what would the movie say that rob was oh yeah oh they'd just be they'd be outside hey Ding dong i've got your pizza oh no i'm stuck in the dryer oh my god what is this guy watching And then the rest of it's very you could have it you know your filthy animals stuff like that So where was i Listen i've got now this is sad i wrote down we have to fill an hour and nine minutes So without russell here this is going to be a struggle so it's okay if we divert just a little Bit wow okay matt i feel like i'm in the upside down world now that you said that up is down Hey black is white i thought we were starting at 11 30 central time it's we started at 10 30 i This will be done by midnight this is the greatest thing i found money is about the best It is because my rolling going this week is going to be awesome

[12:00]It's all about like doing stuff and going to bed early and how great it is okay it's that's just a it's just so wonderful when you get to bed a little bit earlier than you think now that hasn't happened to me in two weeks the thing is this podcast could now be on a motorcycle with a sidecar okay i'm driving okay gonna put matt in the back and i'm gonna put aaron in the sidecar with the goggles on Oh i definitely yeah i want to be in the sidecar so bad How do you think how do you think you sit in a sidecar are you sitting knees up Or are you sitting in the sidecar with the goggles on Crisscross applesauce and don't say why that don't say aaron i see you shaking your head Put your legs out i was thinking feet extended i was thinking like an l what right you're going Feet extended that's how you sit in there it's just why i think their seat like reclines a little Bit like shouldn't it be kind of luxurious that's got to be a crazy butthole trip you know what i Mean like you're so low to the ground there's so many vibrations and it's just because you know Normally in a seat you're kind of up your butthole's kind of off a little bit but when You're sitting like sled style i mean you think he's sitting sled style

[13:00]That but google it pull up a picture okay i'm gonna google two things number one Okay i'll sit in sidecar Sitting in a sidecar is just about relaxing and letting the driver do all the work Just that's terrifying by the way to be on a to be lower than a motorcycle And trusting somebody who's also driving a motorcycle i Oh okay so where should we just watch a video on how to get into a Sidecar yeah okay most difficult motorcycle ride now sidecar you know you're old when you Explain to kids that hey i used to when i used to watch espn i used to watch i watched multiple Motorcycle with sidecar races did you guys ever see those oh i didn't see that the guys are Hanging and they hang way off the side and then when they go and i'm gonna make it go right to Left of the speakers but when they turn right the guys in the sidecar go oh when they go left The guys like i go oh you guys haven't seen that no okay we're gonna after

[14:00]The whole vibration question we're gonna google that as well okay so we're gonna see how to ride Drive sit in a sidecar motorcycle okay is it safe is it difficult is it safe is it fun is it expensive Now you know what question i want to put in the question box aaron butthole tingle sled style Question mark see like look how long the sidecar is i think you just put your feet out in front of You okay this video is too long oh he's riding with an empty sidecar to start with this is one Of the saddest videos i've ever seen he's going to pick up his friend up to his buddy's house yeah Now guys hey your bro drives up rob blow it to my house your bro drives up in a motorcycle And all your neighbors are watching seriously picture this your neighbors are all watching You get into a fucking sidecar in front of all your neighbors i couldn't do it it's too Emasculated i could never like if i'd be like hey meet me in the back i'm gonna get the sidecar

[15:00]I'll put on a helmet then it's fine but they cannot see me get in Just like you have to get low and then like put on a seat belt As you go away you're like oh my butthole it's just getting vibrated like crazy That podcast i was listening to is right oh okay we're going to continue this side Everybody that knew you in college is just laughing right now yeah because essentially The car you drew drove in college was a sidecar that's all it was yeah it's low to the ground It is true the miata one of the worst and it's Listen you're talking to a guy who couldn't pay rent the first month because i bought a big tv The miata was one of my worst purchases i hope you move that tv in yeah and when he says move in i Know what you guys are picturing okay you're picturing first of all you're picturing something Flat wrong tv very thick okay you're probably picturing something oh i don't know without wheels And wrong the tv had wheels okay back in our days tvs had wheels okay you put that in a carpet in

[16:00]Tubes holy cow okay so here's the thing okay we're going to continue our sidecar you could get Aaron you would get in the sidecar for real you would i think i would yeah matt you would i mean It really depends on the have you ever ridden a tandem bike been the second no i've been in the The second seater like not the front i don't i don't think i could be in the second i don From minneapolis you guys all know don used to deliver pizzas with john from edina's wife From the pause oh she had a tandem bike but she was in front driving and it's the scariest thing In the world yeah if you're not the one steering no and so that's what i feel like with this like If you're this low to the ground and you're not the one that's controlling where you go that That does have to be terrible no way and especially on a motorcycle because every once in a while you Just wouldn't be thinking and you'd be like i could squeeze it between there you know what i Mean i i could i get and then you're like oh i can shoot that gap yeah they're like oh the sidecar

[17:00]I mean all right so it's like finding a leash on your bumper all right so let's see how do they get Into the sidecar so here is this video is very boring ample okay so now we're looking at it I bet you could it's like you can peck your knees up if you have a trunk on that thing oh man Wow put stuff in the trunk so he's got he's got like it's like a thick seat i mean it's like a Much thicker i was picturing something more plasticky for some reason i don't know why And then yeah it looks like there's a lot of Yeah kind or kind of like a sled this is kind of like i was picturing it was just the sled And then road i don't know i was picturing that okay but still terrifying so now let's watch this Guy get in let's watch him get now listen i mean i don't like to use the word cuckold i think it's Been kind of perverted recently from its original meaning okay it's actually made a lot of internet Searchers way more weird okay your internet search but if you are a guy getting into a sidecar you

[18:00]Know what i mean like if you were in a sidecar i'd be like probably he'd watch you know what i Mean that's just what i'm saying what you would enjoy sitting on that couch in the hotel aaron You know what i mean right okay that's why they have couches i mean nobody's getting out of a Sidecar and then fucking the guys who's driving the motorcycle's wife i mean that would be Picture that's the craziest thing you can picture you can't do it i'm still waiting to See the video of the guy getting in he still has not answered the questions he's posed which is It safe is it fun is it expensive i don't think anybody's getting in the sidecar guys Happening careful wow it's almost like this whole video has been a huge Waste of time all right and now we're going to go sidecar butthole vibrates question mark But no butthole grammarly what are you doing here all right so getting a lot of things wish

[19:00]I wouldn't type that in or let's go right to sidecar Motorcycle racing get off the screen okay the inside insane world of sidecar racing okay here We go the island of man tt okay now aaron you've heard about tt boy but what about the island of Man tt i know about the island man because that's where mark cavendish was from so this is One of those long races but look what these guys do yes and you can see already and when they sit There when they turn the sidecar Actually like give it a little okay i mean that's cool they're working together the sidecar man is Not doing nothing holy shit yes oh my god yeah people gotta watch this how fast are they going Yeah they're flying and this guy's leaning way out his butt is on the ground he's leaning so Far back and then he crawls across the oh We're going the other way it's like he leans over the top of the back wheel guys yeah that's

[20:00]Cool i've watched multiple races of that on espn growing up like i would watch australian rules Football i knew all the rules to australian rules football just from watching like espn when there Was literally nothing else on like i would watch stuff on tv that i would never in a million years Watch right now did you ever catch the putt no that what is that the professional mini golfers Yeah no i've seen some of that though on tiktok it's i watched inland skating hockey that's why I like the inland skating hockey yes that was fun they always had kind of fun colors i like that Yeah they did right because they all they were all dressed like the rockers from Bwf marty genetti yeah it was like a lot i feel like there's a lot of john michaels and marty Genetti yes exactly i'm filling in i'm trying to fill in for russell right now wow i know Somebody has to sweet chin music speaking of sweet chin music let's hey aaron reach over From the sidecar and reach up here i can't i have to keep my hand on the handlebars can you reach It from the sidecar kind of in between my legs to get to the radio and just turn on the

[21:00]Radio yeah turn that small knob wrong way go the other way Turn it both ways and turn it pretty fast all right use two hands And then push it in so you can get to the bass settings okay let's turn that bass up okay Let's activate some bass if you know what i'm talking about okay let's get that bass up to plus Five oh no all right oh good now the radio's on to my favorite station k-rob k-r-o-b what's Up everybody k-rob k-r-o-b it turns out if you tell people you're on wogovian don't lose weight It's quite embarrassing So busy sending but can you imagine guys if i got cum gutters how fast i would send that picture Of you holy shit i would be doing the d'angelo album cover because i'm juiced i got muscles I just gotta get rid of all this other shit i'm gonna take these shots nobody cares i'm just gonna Be fucking juiced up like a stupid family holding me down wait till i'm jacked with my cum gutters

[22:00]I'll be unstoppable like a jack godzilla rob is on weight loss medication he's been on it For 24 months but with the way he is losing weight maybe it's a glb minus one rob thought that he'd Be more but he is not leaning he thought he would be more but he's 295 wonder if the problem's Getting high every evening then he starts to eat and everything is signed Ha ha Should be more buff he's a medical miracle i'm a fighter he should be more buff people Complimenting how skinny i look guys i am so close to leaving my family and getting cum gutters Okay i thought it was gonna be awesome man i've got no cum gutters can you imagine i thought by

[23:00]This time i was gonna have cum gutters for sure yeah it's true that rob is down 30 pounds and his Blood pressure is 125 But the problem is he doesn't have cum gutters and he has the same old wife Rob thought that he'd be more but he is not leaning he thought that he'd be more but he's Still 295 i wonder if the problem is nighttime feeding but who doesn't want a little bowl of Cereal at night oh yeah when you want to hear about the Greatest albums of all time you are significantly down from maybe i just want to repeat what i keep Having to say to you guys nothing i do on the podcast is a cry for help okay it's a joke this

[24:00]Is a character okay this is not me working through shit don't worry about it when i see Your venmo picture what when was that from because you i mean you look way different Than your venmo oh yeah that was from that was yeah 10 years ago nine years ago Yeah i see Yeah transactions where you've had no jenny for gas or food listen she's a she's she says we have To split it okay and then she won't give me a receipt she won't show me receipt she just tells Me how much the gas was hey can i tell you guys this story by the way go down to texas rent that Pickup truck right okay and this is how smart fucking rob is enterprise rental car is so Stupid that there will fill up the tank normally listen that will fill up your tank scam one of the Time the price they have on there is absolutely fucking outrageous it's like you're just like What when and then as soon as you don't take it and you're driving back to the airport You've got to fill up on gas and you're late you're just you're just like motherfucker i Shouldn't take that deal why am i so fucking cheap this time the gas at enterprise down in

[25:00]Texas they're like we'll fill it up for 377 a gallon well i go oh yeah i will take that deal And i drove in on fumes i was like fuck you enterprise i actually Had a very good experience with you but guess what okay i just fucked you over on gas i picture Myself like as a ceo anyway folks that was k rob and we've i've got three guys here Who are wondering if donna was married to mark summers for dump from double dare Oh donna summers and mark summers from double dare you guys didn't watch that No of course you haven't thought of that who would think that donna summers was Married to mark summers hey check your biases here to me yeah and guess what He found out once he came into the studio guess what she was stuck up the giant nose Oh no i'm stuck in this giant nose i was trying to get a flag hey what are you doing back there That's funny i think that's that's funny for anybody who's like 44 to 47 years old

[26:00]Very specific i could picture it to this day i could picture going up that nose coming out There was nothing you wanted to do more as a kid than do a double dare you know what i mean it Would just be the best can i tell you how much i thought about different Places to have sex in a double dare i'd be like i was like okay well it can't be in the slime pit You know what i mean like that doesn't make sense it had to be yeah or the slide that was always Come on tell you never thought about trying to have sex in the slime pit i wasn't watching Nickelodeon thinking oh i wonder if i could have sex to this hey that didn't happen until i started Watching this singled out on mtv i can almost point it right in my brain okay i'm actually Taking you right back there now okay i've got man minneapolis man how are you doing good rob Some complain that roses have thorns others rejoice that the thorns have roses wow okay

[27:00]And i'm only a week away from being one of the roses have thorns have roses guys because school Is almost fucking done but not quite okay not quite how am i celebrating getting toward the End of the school year staying up late playing video games and then you know what the real Problem is i stayed up a little late last night playing video games i told somebody at work what Oh never knew that why would i do that you didn't tell the guy that's been trying to play No the guy i have been ducking no okay has he stopped asking he has stopped he made kind of One last pathetic ploy and i almost broke down man i was so close i said listen i did say to Michael listen we'll play by the end of the year so i did have a little bit of breakdown but i Think i can kind of you know one week yeah okay one more update does anybody at work Notice your new shoes and have they complimented you on your new shoes no i don't think anybody's Noticed my new shoes i think i've talked about them a lot Okay and i'm telling you guys my foot odor like this last week has been zero the long-handled

[28:00]Brush okay if you're like me or if you're if you know a good prospector who's bathes in a barrel You know what to do go find that long brush okay it's me and a prospector at the barrel We're using a long brush my feet smell great okay they literally do the shoes are saved you guys Have changed my life okay and now i'm changing your life get yourself a long brush okay and Then wash your feet you realize why have i been doing this for so long i've been doing this for so Long i've been washing my feet literally aaron i bet i went if you told me i once went What do you think seven years without washing your feet like without putting a bar of soap To your feet like what would be the longest period of time that i've gone or that i'm Guessing you have gone okay well let's say you let's not do guesses about rob okay i guess for Me it's probably a week like i've probably gone a week without taking a shower no not taking a Shower i'm saying putting a bar of soap to your feet well then a week don't you just wash your Feet every time you're in the shower Oh see i'm starting to think you know what i think this might be a weight thing i think i figured it

[29:00]Out but that's why you gotta get the long handle brush i'm gonna edit that out that part was Depressing i got a pumice stone but it's like i do sometimes imagine like we do have like a Clear not clear but like nice people can like all right yeah put them on the glass i don't want Is that what you're talking about you ever say that to your wife when she's in the shower hey Can i just tell you one thing wives love is whether you're in the shower you yell Put them in the glass put them on the glass put them on the glass put them on the glass put them on the glass Hey bring that spark back in your beard put them on the glass i can't top that keep going rough no Keep going i'm sorry i was just thinking that i use a pumice stone to wash mine and i'm like i Gotta do like the crow pose kind of thing to like get to my foot and i'm like yeah i'm like I hope no one sees me doing this right now this cannot be very graceful of an appearance only Problem is i haven't quite figured out wash one foot i'll make it not slippery when i get on my Other foot you know what i mean like stuff yeah it's kind of scary

[30:00]Matt in the shower and then i've got aaron out in california now aaron was telling us before The podcast he's always talking about this kind of stuff he said his wife caught him masturbating To an optical illusion and he said oh my god it's not what it looks like you love the tupac Hologram it's a lover's dance in a fiery chant don't be afraid to face the music now it's a Gambler's chance not a lost romance let's talk about down a summer if you let your eyes just Go really you kind of cross them and you look through the picture you can kind of see the Naked woman you know what i mean if they would have had naked women's stereograms because i could Never do the magic eye i was able to do it last year because i was desperate to teach a class and So i found a lesson on this magic eye so i had to learn how to do it to teach it but i never did It but i think if there was naked women in the magic eye i would have been much more motivated To sit and stare at the book because i didn't i to be honest i felt very stupid you know because You'd be looking at the magic eye book and just staring at it and then kind of moving it closer

[31:00]Do you guys know what i'm talking about Yeah i i had i struggled with those as well the posters on the wall teachers would have them up Things like that but imagine if you were like where's waldo oh imagine if there's a naked woman In there because you know what i did find the naked woman in the wall though on the beach where She's her swimsuit's coming up because they're okay you guys don't know the guy what which Movie was it where the guy is so pissed off that he can't see the magic guy isn't that one of the Kevin smith movies because i think it's ethan suplee and now he's also like he's a guy who's Lost like at least he's a guy who's lost like he's a guy who's lost like he's a guy who's lost 200 pounds he looks way different yeah but is he still wearing those jean shorts I hope so you know what i mean we gotta you know what let's go back right now silent bob Jean shorts okay is this who you're talking about right kevin smith all rats has it again no i was Thinking of the big guy it's mall rats i mean i show you this picture every couple years right The famous kevin smith big shorts video big jean shorts these jean shorts can't be putting these

[32:00]On leaving the house can't be doing that all right And so let's get into our next section now listen unfortunately once again we did not get Any voicemails okay not one okay so you know what it means people love the random clip bit so we're Gonna listen to three random clips okay that i have pulled from my computer i asked my computer To find all sound clips about five seconds and we i do not know why i make these clips i clip Them out of old episodes sometimes i'm putting them into songs but these are randomized clips Okay that's a good thing okay so let's get into our next section now listen unfortunately once again We're going to get into the main sound page we're going to get into the main sound page Which is a clip that i found on my computer that is a kind of a history of the show okay now of Course last week famously we did find the okay which did make it out of the main sound page will That happen this week i don't know okay i don't know if we and we're only doing three so these Are our top contenders okay first one here we go i am a foot man and i do have a foot fetish now Unfortunately that is already on the main page how that happened how do i let that happen why

[33:00]Would you let me clip you say that aaron has ever now i feel like i've backed off a lot of The foot stuff recently you kind of have okay and it makes me sick okay it makes me so disappointed In myself because i know i can do well i know why rob why everybody knows that you're the foot guy Now yeah it's out there what i oh i've never seen rob on the back foot quite well i just Wanted to show you this projecting for all these years yeah i'm not gonna say what i'm typing in Okay but i just want to show you oh that i did recently hear about this on a podcast i listened To oh This is a real bummer okay and i'm going to try to describe this i don't want to do it i don't Want to either get it off of there it's a it's a model of a foot but there's another part of Anatomy that has been molded into the bottom of this fake foot okay weird man it is the most

[34:00]Strange thing and i think aaron maybe i heard about this and i stopped doing those songs because It became too real for me you know what i mean yeah you got you flew too close to the center What's this in the chat send link please guys come on why would you say that all right so aaron You know what might back off the foot stuff a little bit but not because i don't think it's Funny i still think being a guy like it's got to be really hard to have being a guy with a foot Fetish not because now it's probably easier than ever to get content you know i mean like there's Foot content out there and i bet you know what all this competition aaron like darwin said When you aaron let's say it together when you compete With models they have sexiest feet the sexiest feet survive you know what i mean it's the law Of the sexiest feet so when you're looking for your feet when you're looking for your content Where do you typically find it if there's all this oh i follow somebody i know whoa what Almost got me there man i don't think so okay i'll plead the fifth okay time i've done it today

[35:00]To this foot thing now next one this one's just called jenny blowing her nose so once again Why are we doing this okay why and you know what it's the sickos at home leave a voicemail or we're Going to keep doing this bit i'll i'll blow up this whole podcast don't think i won't i'll make This podcast terrible just for this bit yeah he's when he comes back and finds out about this new Bit he's gonna love it because we're gonna be locked in by the law okay now i assume he's also Listening to these episodes to you know take some notes we didn't hear any notes from him this week Did we no no i didn't it means all good that's what i think listen no notes this one's called Jenny blowing her nose so once again i'll plead the fifth okay now i assume he's also listening to Okay so okay if this is the kind of stuff you're into get ready that made me laugh that made me Laugh okay place also goes up to a lower number or does this a rolling groan you did not care for This album okay that actually is funny that literally sounds like a kazoo over your shoulder

[36:00]That's actually funny her nose blowing is so incredibly loud let's just listen to this one You did not care for this album I mean that sounds like an elephant it is the craziest that's legitimately funny Yeah and i'm not gonna say it's genetic okay i'm not gonna say that but it might be But she has the loudest nose blows and the thing is she's blowing her nose all the time Hey are you gonna hey aaron do you think getting a massage next to your wife okay would be a Relaxing okay or be a terrifying ordeal of aural surprises when she blows her nose In the middle of it that scares the absolute shit out of you it's so loud because she's bent She always says oh i bend over all my nose stuff comes out i mean aaron you want to talk About my wife having a massage and if she's the mother of my two children you want to think about Some guy grabbing her buttocks i don't know why are we over during a massage this feels like a

[37:00]Different kind of i've only had one massage in my life rob does live in new york i'm not sure I had a 90 minute or today okay what's The oh yeah what oh yeah and i did what i always do didn't flinch okay looked right down the barrel They were rubbing stuff i was so sore didn't move at all and then at the end i did give them a Little oh oh because i do like that all right and our third and final clip okay to end this Bit you know what i'm gonna have to do pretty soon is i got a bad feeling i need to make a Song for this bit i need to make a stinger this might be our new voicemail people are clamoring For it yeah wow this one's just called patented rob impression patented rob but who could possibly Get an impression of me i'm just so normal this is another one of my patented maybe that's a Sound drop i need a patented rob impression oh yeah disgusting why would i cut that i thought I was going to turn that into a running bit the patented rob impression aaron i mean my only

[38:00]Let's go let's go one more my only patented rob impression would be me saying hey let's go To the philippines i mean that's a patent rob impression A lot of because it's like the patent the general you know what i mean okay not what You're thinking i just i like the culture all right one more i'm gonna figure out if rob ignores aaron Oh this is the only time my hair could get screwed up as if i cut myself and then i have To go out and say hey would you please put a band-aid on the back of my head because i can't See where i'm bleeding from would i love to see russell have to go to the hairdresser all right So that is a classic bit where aaron tells a story aaron told an incredibly Interesting story that i now kind of just want to talk about actually and that is that when you Cut your head you have to go out and ask your wife to apply a band-aid have we already talked about This what so i think we did because it happened to me once it's happened to me i've gotten better

[39:00]At it now i haven't cut my head in a while now i'm going to jinx myself but it's happened to me A couple of times when i've had like 15 minutes to shave before a meeting or something and then i Cut myself on the back of the head and it bleeds forever and then if and his home i'll have to run Wow it's scary wow that's so hot this is a dumb question do you just use the same old Razor that you'd use on your face and your head or is there something different i use the same Thing i i long ago bought one of those little head shaver things but i don't know now i just Use the same one i just use the single or the double-edged safety razor same as rob this is A plan for a better mousetrap okay that was my second did patented rob impressions a patent That's the one i was trying to be Registered it's time for rolling going all right rolling going aaron how's it rolling going with

[40:00]You man it's going great it's summertime i got a couple of pop culture things i wanted to mention I listened to the new drake album because well i think he put out three which one of them yeah Four of them is it four i only did ice man because that seemed to be the one that the nba Players were excited about so i was like i better check this out i love that System i love that system by the way aaron love it yeah got my finger on the pulse of yeah The zeitgeist and you know i liked it i like to hear dudes just rapping for the sake of rapping It feels like i've missed a whole generation of rap music like it feels like he's Just referring to things or people that i don't really know what's going on And but he's got so there's a song called too hard for the radio which is kind of like a Interpolation of a mac dre song and i i drake has this affinity For the bay i don't quite understand if it's just trying to like pull in the cachet of it or what What it's about so i don't know that i can recommend it but i always feel like well

[41:00]This is a like a cultural event when drake releases an album so i better check This out so the people in the like people in the bay internet were excited because he Shouts out antioch which is a way deep east or deep east bay can i ask you aaron Aaron how yeah all right how do you know that people in the bay were excited Where are you getting that information from oh from instagram yeah just from like Like the restaurants and stuff that i that like pop up on my instagram feed like i don't i've Not talked to any other humans that have like okay no but you know what i might not be an Actual thing yeah it might be a fully online type of thing are you in a Neighborhood facebook group like are you in a you know what i mean like hey somebody's shitting on My yard or whatever i mean or whatever that hasn't happened in a group i'm in yeah we're i'm in All of those i don't think any of the people in those neighborhood groups are listening to the new Drake record okay they're more concerned about they're more concerned about this suspicious

[42:00]Person they came through the conservatives yeah they're they're not listening they're not they're Not excited that drake said my boy's in the yacht going crazy yeah that's not happening in my Neighborhood has anybody noticed there's a lot of helicopters lately you know what i mean it's one Of those groups it's a lot more of that yeah sorry no it's it's all right last night i Finally finished reading one of some dove which took me i don't know six months i'm Was really excited to finish i i think it peaked about 200 pages from the finish i felt like oh no It's a certain thing happened it was not the same but then i didn't realize i never watched The miniseries so of course as soon as i finished reading it i was like doing some googling i was Like watching people do their reviews of a lonesome dove and then it got into clips of the old Miniseries and yes robert duvall plays gus mccray tommy lee jones plays woodrow call angelica Houston young diane lane so now i'm on a quest i gotta watch the whole miniseries that's my next Oh my god you love lonesome dove aaron i did kind of love it i yeah it has problems it

[43:00]Didn't like it wasn't it didn't take on some of the mythology in the way i wanted it to and my Last bit is actually also pop culture inspired i you know i'm always trying to take on new i'm Like trying to attempt new athletic pursuits just like trying to find new stuff yes i i'm i Try As i may and i try this every time i go down a flight of stairs i cannot go down a flight of Stairs as fast as al pacino does it in the movie heat there's that scene where he comes fucking Flying down the stairs and he goes down these things so fucking fast and i keep trying and i Cannot do it aaron you gotta be careful you cannot it's dangerous al pacino Downstairs fast is that gonna get me he comes just like He goes down the stairs so quick it's probably there like best of vince and that's probably it's Probably in those clips somewhere three minutes he comes around you think a scene where he

[44:00]Goes down the stairs fast is in the best of clips for heat i guarantee it's not a bet you it is There's no way you might not be able to find it this might not be great riveting content for Folks no no no we're gonna you keep talking because we're gonna watch to see if at some Point he goes and i quote down the stairs very fast there's no way that makes the best of scene It's like and it's almost like he's skipping every Scene he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like Second or third one he goes down so fast and i try it but it feels dangerous and i don't feel Brave enough to do it is he like sliding on his heels how is he going down so fast what do you Think he's doing he's just like running down some steps man because i will say in new york city When i'm going down it's like in a subway yeah or maybe it's in the police station i don't know But it's like it's definitely in new york city type of vibe when i'm going down the escalator And rosalind island it's a long escalator i'm flying and i'm like i bet i can go a little bit Faster i bet it because i want to show everybody hey just because i'm a big guy doesn't mean i Can't mow down these escalators you know what i mean just absolutely cruising well now you're Gonna have to re-watch all three hours of heat to figure out exactly where the spot is where this

[45:00]Is crazy too when you watch heat and you go like oh hey because there is up in there like Yeah you liked a lot of his work on the simpsons right yeah wait that's just to say that Is that what is this no don't look it up just accept it don't check your Instagram messages for a while you'll be fine we're not just sitting here watching this clip Of heat Because he's not going down the stairs fast i i it's not gonna be in there but there's a scene Where he does it all right and if anyone has watched heat multiple times john from edina Would have known but he's still on the way home from love letters so how's it really going with Matt good rob i think you participated in an event a couple weeks ago yeah wait your Wife was now national oh yeah oh coach and you know what kind of like she coaches me but Also we're kind of like the 69 of power lifter coach things you know sometimes she's coaching me

[46:00]And sometimes erin i'm down on the bottom and it's sometimes it's hard to breathe but i'm You know what i mean so famously you send out to the text chain you know Like hey jenny's lifting at 9 30 tomorrow kind of a thing and then it's like hey i'm going at 1 30 the next day things like that and then you send like links and stuff like that yeah And in the last two weeks we're doing this thing where we're doing this bit where we're doing this Thing where we're doing this bit where we're doing this i think it's kind of like mainly the folks are Last few meets that you've had, do you call them meets? Is that what you call them? Yeah, I would say so. Jenny has grabbed your phone and has started communicating as Rob. Do you guys go home and kiss your wives after that? You know what I mean? Do you just go home and just give them just a big kiss and bring them flowers? They're like, what's up? What are you doing? You're like, I'm just so happy. Yeah. There's two minor things that aren't that big of a deal. But one of them happened to be that you were about to go about a half hour. You were up. And I said on the text chain, literally two seconds before Jenny's.

[47:00]I'm about to lift and Matt is texting the text chain and my wife has my phone. Okay, go ahead, Matt. But it's not known yet. It's not known. Oh, okay. And so then I said something about Jenny's champ, great kind of a thing. Something that was what the text chain was talking about. Then I said, oh, well, this means that Next time... She'll drive for you. So you become text you become this, the champ while she caters to all your needs. Oh, yeah. There you go, man. I love it. Right as Jenny's, oh, hey, this is Jenny, whatever. I'm like, oh kind of thing. So I got to, you got to be careful. You might need to just warn us a little bit when Jenny's come on. Hey, can I just say this? The idea that you think she's looking at anything that you wrote, that there's any kind of... Wait, don't you remember the time? Don't you remember the one where you added her to the text chain and then she couldn't Read the messages? And then for... For some reason, and then three days later, she went back and liked and laughed at everything. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Everyone. I'm a little worried.

[48:00]First of all, I do think my wife is losing her mind a little bit. She's great. But she posted on Instagram, she posted, oh, it seems like a lot of people in the city Don't use headphones. Okay. So next time I'm going to turn up my music even louder. I'm like, no, we cannot be engaging in this. Hey, because you know what she's going to do. You know what's going to happen. She's going to say something. She's going to engage with somebody. And then this person is not going to be happy. And guess who's going to have to deal with it? Me. I'm going to have to step in there and I'm going to be like, can you imagine getting Beat up for your wife playing her music too loud on the phone? What a disaster. Okay, man. The sound quality should be better in your headphones. Okay. No, Aaron, that's not actually not what they're concerned about. Is that the fidelity of the sound? I mean, phones have gotten better, but I still like headphones are good. So the headphones are going to be better. Somebody's banging it on the train. Aaron's like, the quality is so much better. Do you hear it? It's all mids. You're hearing all mids. I'm down to 60. What's better? What's better? The speaker out of the phone, just no headphones or the Delta

[49:00]Head plugging in your Delta. Okay. Then it's probably the phone. That's sick. The Delta headphones. Just can you imagine like, listen, it's like, Hey, we've got a sweatshop, But they're, they're, they don't want to do much. They're pretty lazy. That's where they're making those headphones for Delta. Okay. It's not like the little kid ones putting together the Nike shoes or Whatever it's like the ones are like, Oh, these, This sweatshop is not as good. They're currently all those headphones, not great quality. And yeah, Aaron, I hope you're thinking about late state capitalism and what it means to Engage as a capitalist in this society. I think all the time, dude, we got to, I got a meeting about AI tokens on Monday. It's all going to come crashing down. They're going to monetize that shit and it's over for you, bro. Use my Spanish teacher joke that I keep seeing AI in my Spanish class. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, That joke kills and they make me go to urger, urger. It's going to come back. It's like Silicon Valley monetizing. This is going to save jobs.

[50:00]It's going to be like, Oh, Actually we do want people to do it because it's cheaper than having the Machine do it. Can you imagine where are you going to put the widget on your phone that Shows you how many tokens you have? I can't wait to have to worry about tokens on top of everything else. Oh, my God. And just what he thought to me, tokens in my head, tokens, the most fun thing. You were never using tokens when it wasn't a fucking blast. I'm at a lad's castle. I'm Aerosmith shooting CDs at bad guys for some reason. I was having an absolute great time. And now tokens are something that something bad. I don't even know if they're fungible. We're not even clear if things are fungible anymore. But golly, Matt, what else do I need to tell my wife to shape up on? I just I made a note. They got to make notes because I forget half the shit that I can talk about. And Matt, I'm going to make a note, too.

[51:00]And all it said was Jenny saying Rob's butt is tiny on the big text chain. So apparently Jenny thinks you've got a tiny butt. I've always had a small butt. You have my size, my butt. And I've said this now, like I've said, yeah, you put this picture up once about the guy on your best press because your butt doesn't touch. But even in college, because you guys know, I did spend quite a bit of time nude in college. OK, I would at any time I would have a couple of drinks and some people that listen to this podcast spent a lot of time touching your butt. Well, listen, maybe the taint is something I regret. I shouldn't have exposed people to my nudity without asking them or whatever. That was not good. But I would always. You say I actually have quite a small butt and then people would look and say, yeah, you actually do. OK, so for my size, I do have kind of a Hank Hill ass. You know what I mean? Like, it was just a little SpongeBob ass. Did you ever consider going by Bobby?

[52:00]No, I it took until five years ago. I was like, Bob to me was the funniest fucking name. I laughed my ass off. If I was a character on like a radio show I was making, I would be Bob. And I thought it was so fucking funny. And then when I was like 35, I was like. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I could have been a Bob. Can you imagine how different my life would be if I was Bob? Bobby. I think Bobby. Bobby. Oh, because Bob. And then when it's formal, I could be Bobby. You know what I mean? Yeah. Oh, instead, I'm Dr. Roberto's Esquire. You know what I mean? Who got all those Victoria's Secret. So. So, Matt, that. Yes, I do have a small butt and it is my butt came up on my bench press, which once Again, screwed me over for two bench presses. Just like last time. So that's what I was going to ask. Is that why you got? I mean, your butt is up. That's why. And I it's something I've been working on, but it's just when the weight gets heavy. I think to myself, like, I really push this and my butt comes up, but I got it all fixed. Now I'm going to move my feet wider.

[53:00]Going to go with more OBGYN mode is what Jenny calls it. So. Oh, yeah, I can picture that. Okay. And Aaron, guess what? Offers off the table today. Don't even ask me about that funny joke at the end. So Jenny's not going to drive you. Doesn't care what we say and thinks you've got a small butt. And yeah, he's coaching you to be more like an OBGYN. Good. Gotcha. It's fine. What a catch. We're caught up. Rob, rolling going. How's it going with you? Get a text from my cousin from Hollywood. Okay. Says, Hey, I'm coming out to New York. You have a cousin in Hollywood or visiting Hollywood? Well, he's a, he's actually a doctor. He's a vet. And he, guess where he works. It's out in Hollywood. And you might've seen the documentary about him. Doc Hollywood. Sorry. Michael J. Fox. Okay. Saw it in the theater, by the way. Vividly remembered. Not. Not only seeing that in the theater, but coming out to the bright light of day, the Harsh reality of day after his pain to see doc Hollywood and movie theater. And it was like a movie that like a babysitter took me to. So I was like, I look at her like, Oh, this movie sucks. It's like when I saw funny farm in the theater and it was Chevy chase, like moving into that

[54:00]House. I was like, Oh, this is bad. Do you guys have ever experienced like that? Where you just saw a bad movie? Do you remember that? I think I said wider right after a tombstone. I wanted to walk out the movie wider compared to two, but you went to wider. Like you're asking. That to me, that's kind of like you're asking to like, get your, get a little spanked In. They're going to see another Western after tombstone. You know, it's not going to be as good. What were you doing, man? No, I was hoping. I mean, I was hoping it was, you're just opening it up. You're going to herb crazy. Yep. Hey, I'm an herpy. That's what they used to call wide herbs. Big fans. The herpes. Don't talk about his friend Clem, what they called his fans. The Clem media. Oh, it's my rolling going. So 97. 97, 97 didn't happen. Did not make the final four. Get it. Wow. Yeah. You think never. You think from the record books. I bet if Clem Haskins did get chlamydia, he was kind of like what I mean?

[55:00]It's kind of like a little chuckle, like, but he probably didn't call it Clem media. Like I just did though. I keep glancing back. You guys will see if like you've been hiding it, stifling a laugh and you have, I never Told you guys about the time I met Saul Smith when he was a assistant at the university Of Minnesota. He was. He came to my office once Tubby's, Tubby's kid, Saul. Yeah, I got to meet him. It was fun. Why was he at your office? And I, again, Aaron, when did you have an office at the U this is a mystery. This is like your, did you work with your stepbrother? I mean, what are you just, you're like an onion. I worked in the school of music. I was the recruitment coordinator for the school of music. And I think they had a guy they were trying to recruit for basketball Who wanted to study music. So he came over and asked me like how it worked to get into the school of music and like what We could offer or whatever. Like, I just want to ask him all kinds of questions about like Miles Turner. And people like that, or not miles Turner, shit, anyway, I want to ask him about Like Kentucky, Wayne, yes, well, I told you, I was thinking of Wayne Turner,

[56:00]The point guard for the national championship. I told you I was at that party where I got absolutely shit faced with that gopher's guy. I won't say it was, but I'll give you a hint. It was a tall, lanky white guy. And he was telling me stories about miles Tarver. And he was like, that guy was fucking crazy. And I was like, yes, this is a story that I was like, I want to talk to you for the Rest of my life. I'll talk about the gophers. He was like talk to me. I'm talking about Jose. Oh man. It was so good. So get a text from my cousin. Okay. From Hollywood. Okay. The vet, as I had mentioned earlier, he goes, Hey, I'm going to be in town. Okay. It turns out he's working late. We can't make dinner, but he sends a text that night and says, Hey, tomorrow, six o'clock Madonna's playing a, a free show at time square. It's going to be announced on grinder at five 45. She goes on stage on time square at six 15 or whatever. Nobody knows about it. How did he know? Cause he's working the, doing the tech. He does like camera and wifi stuff. So he got invited out to work on it.

[57:00]They told him what it was. So he told us. So guess what? Hour early before anybody on grinder knows I'm down there at time square. Jenny and I go to see, you got your grinder notification. You're like, I'm already here. I know. Wow. That site is great. Guys on there are so nice to me. It's crazy. The things they're saying to me, they wouldn't be. Can you imagine? But you would, that's what they say. Well, that was, so that was the thing you would crush on grinder. Do you ever think about it? Just like, maybe I should just like, it is me and a bunch of guys with really nice haircuts. You know what I mean? I'm not going to assume anything, but I took a picture, Aaron. I took a picture that is so funny to me because it just, it was, everybody was watching Madonna Sing. And so I took a selfie and it was the craziest. Look at this. This is what the crowd I'm in now. Oh yeah. Everybody's haircut is fresh. It's all guys. First of all, they all have like very nice haircuts. Okay. And then in the back, this whole event was sponsored by grinder.

[58:00]So I'm in time square. Madonna has rented out all the billboards. One of the billboards opens up and she comes out. But before this, there's this bus in the back that was with grinder. And on top were all these gay influencers. So it was all these guys like wearing thongs or like waving to people. That's a huge disco ball up there. A big disco ball. I got to say. You should have called your dad. Jenny. Jenny saw the disco ball goes, Oh, take a picture of that. Send it to your dad. And I was like, I'm not what? I'm not going to explain layers. Here's me hanging out at a grinder party. Yeah. Look at this. Well, it's kind of what I, cause I had to take a picture of the ball. Look what's below the ball. Okay. I'm getting out the plus getting out the little, let's zoom in a little bit on this Picture. Yep. Okay. This is a guy bulge. I'm just going to say this bulges all over the place. Short bulges. This guy. I could see his thong. He had a whale tail. It was the craziest thing. And I was like, I should fucking be up on that bus.

[59:00]Cause later my cousin texts me and goes, Oh, I should have talked to the producer and see If I could get you guys on that bus. And I was like, if I got up on that bus and I was wearing my tiger stripe shorts, by the Way, I should say that I had just gotten done working out. So I was wearing short tiger stripe shorts. I get up on the gay influencer bus, take off my shirt. Guys, I would be the most popular gay influencer of all of pride week. This would be a crazy way. For me to start pride week. There's cause I'll tell you what, I do get quite a bit of guys hitting on me, but then The problem is I'm very bad at it. You know what I mean? So like the guy I'll say, Oh, nice shirt. Cause I was wearing a shirt that says we, the people means everybody. And that was a little rainbow making a stand and somebody goes, Oh, nice Shirt. Where'd you buy that? And I go, on Amazon. He goes, Oh, and then walked off. And I was like, fuck, I fumbled that. I wasn't even trying to do it. It fumbled it. So anyway, we're at this concert. Madonna comes out. Okay. Plays three songs. Place goes crazy. Okay. Plays three songs, two new ones, which are dance floor ones from her.

[1:00:00]It's confessions of the dance floor too. And then that is one of those pictures of the stage. Oh yeah. You want to see some more pictures? Yeah. So this is what it looked like is that she's up on stage. So here she is up on stage and then there's a video next to her so you can see it, but You can see here. We're like, we're like very close because we got there so early. They blocked off three blocks. You know what I mean? There were no cars going around when we were doing this. It was awesome. And so we're so close. We're seeing it. And I'll tell you what, first two songs kind of new. I was kind of like, okay dealing with it all of a sudden gets, she breaks Out hung up. You should have seen the gaze and I on one of the opening weeks of pride going absolutely Ballistic in time square guys. I was dancing to this. Stand next to Jenny. So guess what? Bumping and grinding.

[1:01:00]There is a bumping and grind and going on. There was. And you know what was sick. Is that right? When I started doing it, I just thought of your three faces. All I can see is your three faces in my head and I was like, and I did, I was like, I'm Going to bump and disco ball. Right? Madonna are three infiltrated. My sexuality is disgusting. Okay. It is the worst. So this is me, right? I love you. So then russell's gonna love hearing that he he loves when oh he loves sexuality true listen This a banger song awesome concert and guess what out of there by 6 45 played three songs Got to see madonna i'm off on my way to dinner jenny and i stopped by a place for dinner Two for one drinks okay what 18 bucks two for one time squares where it's at she orders well This is up on okay so after this i said jenny pick a restaurant and then we walked from 42nd To 56th i was like i thought i said pick a restaurant not walk 60 blocks but matt's been

[1:02:00]There with jenny where it's just like the long walk like lily stephen king was like hey that Walk was a little too long okay and that's for my book heads out there okay oh i'm sorry what Book are you talking about maybe look it up as richard bachman actually fuck yeah smart rob Okay smart rob about it's kind of weird adolescent things now Okay we sit Down two for one drinks jenny gets a cure royale and i get a martini okay now in your mind what's Going to come out when we've ordered two for one drinks a cure royale and a martini what's Going to come out a glass of champagne with or a sparkling one with cassis in it and a martini What a flex what an insane flex by aaron i love that aaron okay well it turns out that when they Save two for one they mean you get two of each drink oh So they bring out four drinks the couple martinis is tough that second one's getting

[1:03:00]Warm real fast the couple around us looks at us and go and kind of the couple next to us and i Notice oh everyone else out here on the patio is drinking the same drink they have taken advantage Of the two for one yes they split yes aaron that's very much a blackjack style they split The two for once but now you'd be drinking whatever jenny ordered what did you guys say Aaron go first i said this is like being back in a hula Oh and i said and you'd be you'd be drinking whatever jenny ordered because there's no way That she's going to split whatever you want yeah no whatever she's got of course so Manny from south team paul did once famously asking hooligans has anyone ever ordered two Two for ones Four for twos how many yeah four for twos guys four for two does sound like a great Deal and don't get me started on that one i'm just gonna go ahead and do it in a minute and i'm Aaron, do you know what we're starting next week? Six for threes.

[1:04:00]Oh my God, eight for fours? Fuck, I'm going out of business. Aaron jumped ahead of me. Eight for fours? Crazy. Well, guess what? That's basically what happened Because now Jenny says, Well, I can't drink more of this drink. Now, I, of course, logically respond with, Oh, well, we bought the drink. It doesn't make a difference value-wise If I drink it or not. There's no difference. And in fact, some would argue that if I drank it, I might be adding calories to my body And actually creating waste. So now I'm paying extra and creating waste. So I shouldn't drink all of her drinks, right? No reason. I'm having my one drink. I'm fine. I drank all of her drinks. I drank three drinks before dinner even came out. Okay, now we get dessert from Berlay. Jenny goes, oh, I think I want an espresso martini, But it's got to be decaf. She says, do you trust our waiter To make sure it's decaf? I said, we've seen the waiter twice In the last 30 minutes. I absolutely, and he's, One of the things he said When you ordered a cureal was,

[1:05:00]What is that on the menu? I'm brand new. I was like, this is a, This is all the size of not making it. And she goes, and if I stay up all night, I have a big lifting day tomorrow. So if I stay up all night, I'm going to be so pissed. And I was like, this is not worth it. I can see where this is going a million miles away. So we order espresso martinis, of course. Okay. They bring out two because once again, We did not realize that was also part of the two for once. So now they bring, They bring out two espresso martinis. I drink mine down so fast. Okay. She's kind of sipping hers. How was the froth for Russell? Not that great a froth. Okay. You can tell once you input, But the problem is too, Once you know the drinks are two for one, They don't taste as good. You know what I mean? Like they don't taste half as good. It's still a good deal, But you're not like, oh, This is the best cocktail. Cause there's two of them. Picture two cocktails in front of you. And is that the best cocktail you've ever had? No. The best cocktail you ever had is there's one in front of you. There cannot be more than one. It makes no sense. Unless it's a shot in a beer, But it's still just one.

[1:06:00]See, But if there's two shots and two beers now, Aaron, Guess what I'm doing though next week. Okay. I'm doing four shots. Oh, I thought you were going to say a bigger number again. You fucked me over on the joke. 16 shots and eight beers. Wow. So here's the thing. It's all scalability. That's what I've been saying. Okay. With my tokens. Now tokens, Believe it or not, The waiter comes out and goes, Hey, Don't drink those. They were not decaf. Okay. Oh, So all of a sudden, But now at this point I have drank four drinks. So he takes hers. You want to guess how many decaf espresso martinis he brought out? Two. Another two. Yes. Okay. So now I have had five drinks on a random Thursday, Just sitting down for dinner. I wasn't expecting anything. But only half the caffeine. So you're right. Yeah. It was the craziest night. So I saw Madonna had five drinks and I was just like, What is going on? Okay. It was, It was absolutely.

[1:07:00]So I woke up this morning, I was like, Why am I so tired? Why do I feel so bad? Every morning? That's so strange. Oh, Well, Some questions will never be answered. All right, Let's talk about the album and the volumes. Not up. Let's talk about the album. So I saw Madonna. That's a music podcast. Oh, Are we going to talk about some music on here? Hey, We good news. We, We filled 69 minutes. We did it. Wow. Somehow we made it. Nice job. 69 minutes. That's a crazy thing. We haven't hit the album yet. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. Now, Okay. I'm just going to tell you, I think this is a really good about the album. I'm impressed. Donna Summers. I, Rob, I have to ask. Okay. I'm more of a, I'm more of a Donna Winters when it comes to my makeup. I do have to ask. Is it, Is it, It's just one summer, Right? Okay. Donna Summers. Oh, Donna's summer. When people say Costco's summer. Did she drop the assets? No, No, No, No. You're right. It's not a summer. You're, You're, You're right to call me out.

[1:08:00]Okay. I'm not trying to call you out. Okay. I just want to understand. That's when you, That's when you have to add them together. Donna summer, You know, Hey Donna, Four plus three. She's like seven. Hey, That's Donna summer. Hey, Over here, Gary, Guess who's over here. Donna. Productor four times six. Okay. Donna divisor. Oh, I get it. Oh, Thank you. Okay. Yeah. Got it. Got it. Jokes. Aaron, I'm basically a trivial pursuit card right now. Okay. I've done sports. Yeah. I've done wild card. I've done, Depending what edition you have. I did history. Okay. I did books already. God dang. I'm smart. So here's the thing. Donna summer out of high school. She goes to Germany to be in a German production of the show hair. Okay. Which I run it. Cause she had a lot of hair. She sings this in German. And I have a clip of it. This is Donna summer.

[1:09:00]Whoa. This is on her official YouTube as Donna summer. I mean, This is this right here. Give away the album. It takes for like now, Of course, Aaron sounds great. Now when I heard about hair in Germany, I was like, I bet, You know, Cause a lot of videos I've seen air in Germany go together like a bunch of Teachers in the gym for some reason, Which is a video I've been writing very specific one. But I had to think of course, Aaron, My course, My favorite song off the album of the show hair is hair. And I was like, I got to hear what the hair song sounds of German. So I pulled it. He's done Spree's don't vexed even if German for hair, By the way, Hard. I kind of want to go see hair in German.

[1:10:00]So she does this. I heard it. I can translate it so good. God, I wish I could listen to that all day. I can. Okay. I don't do a lot of parenting. So she stays in Europe for years. She's speaking fluent German. She studies at the Vienna folk opera. She's in Godspell. She's in showboat in 1972. She marries an Austrian actor. Hey, Let's pump you up. Okay. Austria. Well, A good day, Mate. One other shrimp on the Alps mates. Okay. She marries Austrian actor. Now let me think if you guess, Is this guy, Hungary and we're going to play that game show is this guy hungry. And Hungarian, Hungarian is young. Gary.

[1:11:00]Okay. I'm going to edit that seamlessly. Okay. Is he Hungarian? I was looking for a sound clip. Fuck you guys. Now his name, And this is who she married is Helmuth somber. Helmuth summer. Aaron, Is he Hungarian? No, Probably New York. No, he is. He is Hungarian with the name. Like Helmuth. Summer is indeed Hungarian. H E L L M U T H. Okay. She takes his last name. That's why her last name is summer. Cause she married a somber and English sized it. That was not her original last name. So all of a sudden she's living in Munich in the early seventies. She's doing decession work backing vocals. And she's discovered by the production team of people lot. And Giorgio more there. Now here's the thing. Was not her original last name. So all of a sudden she's living in Munich in the Early 70s. She's doing decession work, backing vocals, and she's discovered by the production Team of Pete Bellatt and Giorgio Morader. Now, here's the thing. Morader, we're going to Do a list on this guy. Can I give you a little preview of the list, Aaron? Sometimes a pre-list Could actually entertain you just as much as a list. Is there going to be some Stevie

[1:12:00]Wonder on that list? And it's okay if some pre-list comes out sometimes. So we're going To find out how to pronounce it. I wish I wouldn't have said that. That is so Impressive. He's like the inventor of the synthesizer, right? He's like a big-time dude. Yes. And so I need to see how to learn his, say his last name, okay? So let's learn Here. Moroder. So we're going to say Moroder. I like that. Okay. That sounds good. Donna Summer is working with Pete Balloitte and Giorgio Morader. And he did. He's One of the first guys to use the MOOG. So you know what? We're going to go Into a list of songs by Balloitte and Morader. Do you guys ever say like Italian Food, like kind of soprano style for people? I can't roll R's, so I don't really so much, but... So here is Morader in 1972, the one of the first number one hits on the MOOG, Son of My Father. So this is the list or is this the pre-list? This is the list, okay?

[1:13:00]All right. This is the guy, one of the first songs that he's using the MOOG synthesizer. And this Became like what he did. He's a super synthesizer guy. Who's this man? Now, this is Chickeread. Would you say he's a big synthesizer guy? Hello. You could barely press these keys. They're the size of a sidewalk. I wish I would Have used two S-words there, not as euphonious, but I think I'll be fine. Not going To think about it. Let it bug me for a while. This band's name, by the way, Aaron, Chickeread Tip. So if you're wondering if they're a British band, their name again is Chickeread Tip. Okay. Now... That might be your best joke of the podcast. Morader. Morader, they, like I said, they meet down the summer doing sessions and They say, we got to work with you. So they come out with a 17 minute long song that we have already had on this Podcast. Love to Love You Baby. Aaron, why didn't we talk about this song? Because I think there are actual sounds of her having sex on this one, right? She is simulating, how do you say this word, orgasm during the song?

[1:14:00]I've never heard one. Okay. Now, Aaron, what's the difference between the simulated orgasm and just... Okay, never mind. So... I'm sorry, I thought it said stimulated. That was my bad. I wish I would have said that either. So this is them, and you can kind of hear, at the time, disco was very Instrument-based, orchestra, stuff like that. And now they are starting to switch to the synthesizer song. So now she, I feel love. Okay. This is her other number one hit. So Donna Summer, before this album has two number one hits, listen to this fucking song. Brian Eno. This is 1977. Brian Eno told David Bowie during his Berlin trio that were recovered low already. He said, this Donna Summer song is going to change music for the next 25 years. And he was fucking right. I mean, how much of this, do you hear what he put on your air frids? Radio station.

[1:15:00]There'd be no Beverly Hills cop without this. The entire 80s movie soundtrack. This is the one where she just sings love really high for the whole time. Yeah. Yeah, this is such a good song. I mean, this song is a fucking pop. Here it comes in. Donna Summer has fun fucking songs. Okay. Now, of course, this isn't on this album. Somebody last week said they hated this album. No, didn't they? I was in a bad spot. Okay. It turns out I actually, You've come around. We'll see you until the radio system. Okay. Which is only a couple of hours away. Now the next one that made a belote and murder a star is again, Donna Summer doing A 17 minute version of MacArthur. Oh, this had a revival this winter with Alyssa Liu, Which is a song about a cake in the rain. I never realized that. All the sweet green icing flowing down. Wow. This is the saddest song I've ever heard.

[1:16:00]Now that I know what it's about. Green icing. Is this written about he died? Oh, pistachio. This is Donna Summer doing a 17 minute version of the song. Yeah. Listen to this. Curious. Donna Summer has a voice and you can tell she did like shows. Listen to this. Holy shit. Right. Aaron, what do we think of the voice? The voice is rocking. I mean, that's kind of like, yeah, not going to give away takes on the album. But I think the mix on the album is fucked. I don't think you can hear her voice well enough. And then some of the songs, maybe not the best. Okay. Sounds like you're going to weigh the chain. We're actually in the list. We're jumping ahead. But is she not like, I don't feel like I hear her on like the best vocalist lists Or things like come out like that. Is she on those or is she not on those? It should be. It feels like, but is she on those lists? Like the top 50 female artists of all time.

[1:17:00]It's the continued disrespect toward disco. That's true. I think what I mean? Like that's part of it. And I think part of it too is we're going to find out. She had a little run in at kind of toward late stage career here too, Where that might have soured some people on her. So now at this point, Belote gets dropped by Morader. Giorgio Morader goes out on his own. He makes the soundtrack for the film, the chase and start to listen to What he turns it to. It's the chase. It's his first, he wins an Academy Award for this score. Listen to this fucking synthesizer shit. This sounds so fucking good. Guys, this is what I'm into right now. Legitimately. I'm listening to this. I played this for kids who are working in my classroom today. Do you know how risky that is to play techno for middle school kids? Whoa. And then one kids goes, oh yeah, I make house music. I have a thing on Spotify. Oh, nice. I played the new Mr. Fingers album for one morning in a while. I said, what's up with the disco dad? I was like, well, it's not disco, but okay. It's, it's, it's bass and drum. You know what I mean?

[1:18:00]Like you get way into it. You're like, this is. So then he also Morader helps a little band called the Sparks. They have a song called number one in heaven. A lot of Sparks fans think it's the best Sparks album ever. I just love the sound that this Morader brings. Do you guys ever know anything about the Sparks? Did you ever see that documentary? Matt, you might like it. There's a very good documentary about the Sparks. And I think you're going to talk about it on the next episode. Cause it's, I bet it's right up your alley. I'm like, I didn't know about these guys. And now I like them. So then guess what Morader in 1980 decides, Hey, why don't I go work with Blondie produces this synthesizers in the background. And then all of a sudden Morader goes on absolute terror in 1983 wins his Second Oscar. Hey, name this movie. Never any story.

[1:19:00]No, this is flash. I was kidding. I was joking. I saw it on your screen. Okay. Oh, I like the part where Trey, you pulled the water down. You know what I mean? We're Valkor got all wet. Oh. Hey, Aaron, when Valkor dies is one of the funniest seeds to me. Oh. Ah. Ha, ha, ha. Oh. Oh. Okay. Like he laughs too. Oh, I fast forwarded right to that seat every time. Aaron, that didn't bother me. And the Giants shooting lasers didn't cause me to have nightmares either. I don't say that anymore. Okay. Okay. Listen to this. Matt, this guy who worked with Donna Summer on this album also won an Academy Award for this song. Well deserved. Great song. It's great. That's 1983. 1986. What a feat. He wins his third fucking more. Dare wins his third Oscar. For a little.

[1:20:00]Okay. Maybe a soundtrack. Maybe you've heard of it. Oh my God. All right. And this is the keyboard player on this album is this guy named John Faltermire. The keyboards you hear on this song are John Faltermire because They always work together. They did the top gun soundtrack. Now, unfortunately, Morta Dare did not make this song. Okay. This one a song. So he actually made one anyway. Yeah. So I had, they said that the best version of his song is when That was on the radio, when you entered the bar. I was like, I'm not finding that. So then he comes out and now Morta Dare is a traveling DJ in 2014. Okay. At the Pitchfork Festival, he plays I feel love. So he's playing the Donna summer song as a DJ. This is what he's up to now. He's like in his 60s or 70s. Now here's the thing.

[1:21:00]Morta Dare comes out at the Pitchfork Festival in 2014 plays I feel love. Guess who comes out 30 minutes later and plays I feel love. The same song as the Donna summer song that was produced By Morta Dare. It's a little guy we know, Beck. Wow. We haven't heard from Beck in a while. Beck comes out and plays I feel love a half hour after the Guy who originally played it with Donna summer's come out. So Aaron, I've got to ask you when it comes to playing Songs after the guy who did it with Donna sunburns, Summer, who did it better? Did it better? Wow. I miss Russ so much. All right. So great job. And Aaron, guess what? That was a list. You guys said you wanted to luxuriate.

[1:22:00]So we've got a 14 track out and we just did a nine track List. Oh yeah, it's a double album. Somehow we have to, we'll get through this album. I think it's great. And I'm going to, I'm just going to say ahead of time That the fast songs, phenomenal slow songs. I could do without then it comes back to the fast Songs. I don't think this is disco, But it doesn't feel like disco, right? And that's the thing is that this is a different kind of Sound, right? Because this is disco. But she's adding some stuff because like, She's adding a guitar. The first song has Jeff Skunk Baxter playing the solo In the middle of hot stuff. Jeff Skunk. Yeah. No, he's, he played with like the almond brothers. Like he's like a real deal, right? So 79 is near the end of disco. Yeah. Well, let me just get you this. So before this album, Donna summers is a star, Three number ones already. Love to love you, baby. I feel love and last dance, which one are a Grammy. She comes out with this album and Aaron, She does what all these big stars do when they release Like their fourth album or whatever,

[1:23:00]Converts to Christianity feels deeply uncomfortable with The work she's done earlier. Okay. It says, Hey, remember that 17 minutes song where I had An orgasm that whole time. I was faking it. I don't do that stuff anymore. Okay. We're done with that. 1979. They have the first gay rights March on Washington, DC. So Donna summer is the number one song at the time. So she gets associated with gay rights. It's a thing that's last with her whole life. Four months later, 1979 is the disco demolition night at The baseball stadium where they brought all the albums They smashed. And we know, of course, that's kind of a hidden Anti-gay anti-black thing for sure. You know, all that anti disco, But unfortunately it really did just absolutely kill disco. And I think in some way kind of Definitely hurt the career of Donna summer. She had a number one song at the time of the disco Demolition too. Like you want to talk about the face of like what Everybody's raging against. I don't know, Aaron. What do we think about the disco demolition? Oh, you said it. It was fully coded racism and homophobia.

[1:24:00]Yeah. Then in, unfortunately in 1983, Village voice quotes her at one of her concerts Saying it is Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. Okay. And saying some stuff about sinning and maybe some Viral diseases. And so she claims, she has steadfastly said, Said that she'd never said that stuff, that she was Misquoted, that it was blah, blah, Blah. But it kind of, she was out of the queer and LGBTQI For a little bit. She has kind of been slowly been let back in, But I didn't think we could tell the story on Pride month without talking about that a little Bit, but let's get into bad. What is this album called bad girls? Oh, I was thinking about the girls. Okay. First off, hot stuff. Yeah. The guitar work on here is great. And like it's in line with what was going on In Motown at the time, right? Cause this is the same year as off the wall Or a year after off the wall. So similar rhythm guitar stuff that Quincy Jones was doing. This gets up to number one for three

[1:25:00]Non-consecutive weeks. Spends 14 weeks to the top 10. She wins a vocal performance for rock. Aaron, she wins the first rock vocal Performance Grammy ever given is given To Donna summer for hot stuff. She beats out Ricky Lee Jones, Tanya Tucker, Carly Simon and Bonnie rate for the first Ever rock song. Rock, Tanya Tucker and Bonnie rate for rock Song. Bonnie rate kind of rocks. I would say listen to this. Listen to this solo by the way. Here's skunk Baxter with a solo. So the disco song with guitar in the Middle of it. Kind of fun. This next song is written. Okay. By somebody named Helmuth summer. Do you remember who he is? Helmuth? It's her husband. He's definitely hungry. Okay. And it's bad girls during the song. She was like, I get it, Aaron. I get it. I wasn't listening. I'm sorry.

[1:26:00]I was ignoring Aaron just like the Bit earlier. Hey Rob clip that. Let me put that into a random Bit segment. This is a nice intro. This is what kind of Song is this? Disco. What kind of track is this? Oh, of course this is listen. And when it's bad girls, Aaron, This is the kind of titular track That makes you think. Okay. This is a bad girls titular track. Let's think about the titular track. You know what I mean? Like, hey, there's a chance that You're going to have to work. Okay. You're going to have to get in The gunk. We need to get the card of a Court. You know how they take a break Between sets or whatever? 100%. You should be playing this. And she said that during the Song, she thought the sound Kind of bear. Okay. That's why she added, she said We should add the beep, Toot part. That was kind of her idea to do That. Okay. What a great song. And we played it before because We talked about whistles. And also the video Remembers a bunch of women in Like gym clothes. What gets me is the beat.

[1:27:00]Yeah. I mean, you could take away Her vocals and just Just have the, essentially it Was the rhythm. The drums. And it's great. Yeah. I mean, you could take away Her vocals and just Just have the, essentially it Was the rhythm. Rock. And it's great. Love will always find you. I mean, this album starts with Some bangers. Oh. Big time. I mean, Yeah. This is much more than the Phone could be, right? This is just four on the Floor. Yeah. Just driving. You just can't help but Shake your head to this. And it is so funny that, You know, I've gotten into Techno and I said I didn't Like this because you just Is so similar. You can just see it's the Progenitor for all that Stuff. Now, this was written in The 19th century. It's written in the 19th Century. It's written in the 19th Century. Now, this was written by Joe Benesposito, Co-writer this. He originally, He then goes on to Co-write, You're the best From the Karate Kid Soundtrack. I am. Okay. What was ever going to

[1:28:00]Keep you down? You're the best around. Okay. And I would say that also If I was, You know what, If I worked at the Circle Factory, Aaron, We were making circles. That would be the song I'd play. You're the best around. You're the best around. Oh. You're the best around. You're the best around. You're the best. You do around. Okay. Walk away. This was released as a Single. Got into the top 40. By the way, hot stuff And bad girls got up to Both got up to number one. This was a single that Was released after She sued the record company. She, She released it. Wasn't it enough royalty Sued the company And the company kept Putting out singles Without her permission, Which is crazy. Oh, So fun. This is the one summer Wrote all by herself. My favorite song on the album, Dim the lights. Yes. Listen to this build. It's her sixth consecutive

[1:29:00]Hot 100 top five single. Aaron. Top five, Six of them in a row. Yeah. Crazy. All her 16 second hold There. She wrote the song For Rod Stewart. Oh, But he was, He was in the hospital for something. I can't remember what, So he couldn't say anything. You gotta do. Aaron, do you remember When he was in the hospital? Before, Following a lot of semen, I think was the, Oh my God. Now I gotta You're gonna make that out. Journey to the center Of your heart. This is the B side to hot stuff. So this is why a lot Of people have heard this song. It makes sense. Yeah. This is back when Like you could put out A B side song And it would get huge Cause the A side song was Massive. I would dance in this. I remember I just had this This album on at work And this is the one Like this came on And I was like, This is a Fucking great album. This is like five

[1:30:00]Songs in a row. Yeah. You just constantly Moving, Shaking your hips, Bobbing your, Your, Shoulders. I mean, Sending your chair. This might be My official Pontoon boat Album of the summer. You're out there. You're listening to this. You're having fun. You can't help yourself. You know what I mean? And then you're talking About more data And playing the top gun Soundtrack and making The connection. Everybody's like, God damn, you're smart. Okay. I don't care what everybody Says. Okay. Okay. One night in a lifetime, Real instruments, Not synthesizers on this One, But so you can really Hear the voice. No, I felt like Maybe it's just my Speaker. I don't know. I felt like there are a Lot of songs where It's on the head phones As you're playing them, Though. So maybe it's just my Listening center. This is nice. But Why would you bury this Voice? I sometimes say it. Yeah.

[1:31:00]Now the other thing I have to point out For this album guys Is the album cover. Okay. Have you seen The album cover to Bad Girls? Now if I told you That it's Donna Summer As a sex worker And a cop is up next To her, Would you believe me? Okay. Yeah. Well, that's because that's what it is. This is the album cover. It's literally. Oh, that's gonna play. Oh my God. Oh So it's literally a close-up of her in negligee. Yeah Okay, and then a cutaway kind of like it's a school portrait photo You know where they kind of do the front of the face and the side of face But this is one where it's her in her negligee up close and then in the back She is up against the streetlight in a way that I'm Aaron Is there anybody else who would stand next to a streetlight like that except for a sex worker? It's a red street light. It is a red street light Red light. Yeah, and then next to her is the most Steve Gutenberg looking motherfucker. I've ever seen in my entire life

[1:32:00]It is a cop with a billy stick. Yeah, so it is this apparently is an album that I don't know where this cover exactly came from But it is wild Every time I see it I feel all I hear is from coming to America the soul Glow In the bed, I just hear that playing in the background every time I look at that. It's there's there's Can't get to sleep at night guys. Did you hear that? And he just fucking blew her nose in the bedroom I fucking heard it throughout here. She knows her nose, too I mean it was Like pile of shit, too, but Jenny blows her nose, too That's lives on Hey, are you sickos who are into that stuff? If you're whining and keep listening to my wife blow your nose shame on you. Hey respect your privacy All right, can't get to sleep at night How's our sleep doing Aaron? Getting enough. I've been sleeping good. I do like midnight to 6 45. So I should sleep really

[1:33:00]It's not quite enough Not quite enough. That's man. What do we think midnight to 6 45? Is Aaron getting enough sleep? I mean if he sleeps the whole time you've always you and Jenny have always been like these adults that sleep 10 hours Oh, yeah, and every time we bring this up like I think that's pretty normal adult I guess I like typically You guys don't feel like shit. I stayed up last night again playing video games Okay, I will say it again told my co-worker humiliating All right, and I stayed up till like 11 30 and I wake up at like 6 15 I'm dying today. I cannot handle today. I was almost fell asleep prepping this podcast I mean, I was making a list about more than I almost fell asleep. Can you imagine that and imagine? Oh you guys I just I'm I need more sleep than you. That's so strange Of course, it's a curse

[1:34:00]Why and the problem is I want to do stuff I mean when it's like 11 o'clock at night. I don't want to go to bed Aaron Yeah, it's like the time I have where like everybody in my house is asleep. I get it. I love that. Yeah, I love being the last one awake I think it's a dad's it's a dad's duty to be the last one to wake in the house I'm just trying to think of all the different things I want to do, but it seems to be mostly one thing On my honor I could do whatever I want Now this you mentioned Tanya Tucker this song sounded to me like you could have put Reba McIntyre on it you could have put Linda Ronsted on it You could have like Olivia Newton-John same with the one before it Yeah, like it could have been a country song that sound like a Reba I mean that sound like a Bonnie Rater Reba McIntyre song all day This is a devotional r&b song kind of showing how she's where this where she's gonna end up going here

[1:35:00]But man, what a voice there will always be a you. This is fun I would have never guessed this whole album was this fun now Matt you did say We are getting into the slow stuff Okay, it does The other problem is it's a double album We don't need this to be a double album folks Again, I'm I'm not gonna. This is not my take but this is a single album of just Like the upbeat dance hits. Let's call it top 70 Easy top 50 right way up there. Yeah way up banger. I would say I saw the question is this better than sarah night fever soundtrack Yeah, the only reason that was so popular is because of the movie And what a movie what a fun movie that was to watch if you're really good Oh Now this was a six minute song second longest on the album one of the worst songs on the album has a huge fade in fade out

[1:36:00]Why it needs to be six minutes? I don't know All that filler Why do they put out double albums so much air? Is there a reason for this? Like she just has so much material Or are they gonna make that much more money at the time? Yeah, I mean because when it was when the sales were all vinyl I don't know what the I don't know what the advantage of a double album would have been I mean maybe if maybe it was a dance floor thing Maybe djs would have bought them at a higher clip if there were more tracks to play I don't know. I don't you can't play this. I mean, this is the third This is the first side of the second album. You can't play three songs. You can't play those at all Yeah, all right. My baby understands. I mean, listen Oh Sounds like randy newman's gonna come in here and start singing to me the coyoga river I don't know guys. You're not telling me this is album isn't better than randy newman's Come on. There's a lot. There's some filler in here, man. Now Aaron

[1:37:00]Hey MLA making love album. What do we think? Hey to me Aaron when I'm doing citations Hey, when I do citations, I'm doing MLA making love album In tech Aaron. I'm doing in tech citations. Oh, you think I'm doing chicago or ap8? Hey, that's a citation joke for you guys out there You english heads Well, and also science Aaron, maybe if you did a masters in education, maybe you had to actually do a lot of citations Even this song has like better moments But the it starts really rough I would say understand my wife I pretty much got her figured out What do you guys think man? You got to figure it out? I'm probably a solid 93 for sure What's the what's the 7% man? What are you not quite getting? I don't know if I knew that's a great point 100 right? That's a great point. We don't we don't know what we don't know

[1:38:00]Okay, I know all I need to do is all the work You know what I mean like as long as I'm doing all the work all the time I'm fine If one little job Okay, well the laundry didn't get moved Yeah, guess what? I was busy. Okay. I had to prep for podcast. That's a lot of what I say I had to play video games Okay, so maybe you guys have a point being married to me sounds miserable. Aaron. You got to figure it out What's going on? You understand your baby? We'll say your wife again talking about my wife a lot Probably with mad I'm probably close to 90% Nice love it our love New order came out and said this backbeat was inspiration for blue monday. Oh monday Comes up again Imagine if this was an 8d sound there What 8d sound going around your head? Oh, no, I forgot the 8d. Oh god. Wow

[1:39:00]So, I mean so really it's it's side or it's outside three. Yes Disc two side one that's just like it's done Yeah, at least they put them all together. Yes, you could just that record. You could skip the whole side smart. They knew Yeah, this backbeat How many bands in the 80s of this inspire how many bands how many movie scenes right Mike? Yes Listen to this fun fun Oh Hey lucky Whoa Lotta Yeah, you think Madonna Now can I say this about Madonna At one point well, she's 67. Okay. Hey Two years away. It's like my marriage Here's the thing

[1:40:00]Okay, there were times where there were female dancers up there. They do a back bridge They're grinding on each other all three of them and I was like This 67 year old woman is turning me on like it was literally erotic when I'd watch it And I would say that was about 10% of the time where you're like, this is pretty erotic And then 90% of the time I was terrified. She was gonna fall She was doing stuff Like she would take a jacket and spin it over her head And she's doing it just a little too slowly. You know what I mean? [100:32] There were some moments where Jane I kind of looked each other like I don't know Madonna you can come out and sit in a chair and sing. We're going to accept you But you can't Aaron because you know what she was trained as A dancer she sees herself as a dancer But watching a Madonna concert There's a lot of I'll just put it this way. There's a lot of stuff. She's holding on to okay, so That song there. I knew I heard it somewhere had to have heard it somewhere, right? I thought it was movies all this stuff turns out

[1:41:00]big little eyes HBO show season 2 episode 4 I I knew that I had like looked at one kind of a thing It's just it's funny how those things stick with you like the sunset people this end is fucking awesome Talking about the people on the sunset strip Probably where the album cover came from Yeah, it's tough when it finishes with these two songs You want to forgive some of the loves Yeah, there's some if this was a single album Take off half these songs. This would be an absolute killer Okay, but unfortunately guys, here's the thing We don't even care about the albums because we care about something much more important Something which we have found out is being tracked By our loyal stalkers. That was wrong. What I was wrong big little eyes is the one about the women out

[1:42:00]All out of ray california or something like that. Yeah You know, it did sound quite right that it was the irish one, which is another good. You were sisters, right? [102:10] You were thinking of that one where they have the razors in their hats right Now That one movie was kind of disappointing That was guys very disappointing was the should have just come out with another Guys there has never been a series on tv That then put out a movie That was worth two shits You know what I mean the sopranos one garbage hot shit I think didn't didn't even what was that western didn't they do a movie too? [102:44] Dog shit, and I love that show. That's one of my favorite shows. Fuck. What fucking show am I talking about? [102:51] Western gold town air and hbo It's wearing Yes, deadwood the deadwood movie sucked nuts You know, I mean there's never been a good series that has a movie after it ever ever

[1:43:00]Okay, except for the mr. T cartoon and rocky three now When we are talking about these albums we use a system. It's simple Okay, it's patented. Okay, just remember that erin from earlier Okay, can you remember the patented robin pressure joke as I can because this is patented Okay, rolling well tone means it's perfect You're at 185. I think or something like that 184 or rolling bone. It should have been higher up on the list There's some bangers on this 280 283 Okay 185 I'm really off my two years How the hell has the three of us gone for like a hundred and an hour? [103:43] I didn't think we would be able to do this is great Russell's trying to get us to go quick. Fuck that guy. Okay. It's us three the three amigos If it is should be higher than what again man 284 83 if it should be higher that would be a rolling bone should have been higher up on the list or is this a rolling roll should be lower than 283

[1:44:00]Should be a higher number which is course is lowered down. Okay, and again, we can think about a driving range Okay, hey, you want to hit the ball farther pick a lower club Hey, I'm hitting the one wood and that's my first club. I actually have a sense one would first Hey Aaron for me by the end of the hole. I'm playing my 12 would want one 12 would also buy porn name Nice Rob just after the eight would just pick up Stop hitting the ball if you're If you got a snowman just stop humiliating Is there anything more humiliating that moment where you just pick up the ball on a course? [104:39] You just realize like you're so mad. I was going to say this about the knowing your wife or not I had this exact moment today. We went to the driving range after wireless's camp Okay, Aaron, let me ask you this. Like, yeah, did you show her how to swing? [104:53] Real close behind her. Okay. You say, oh, you got to move the hips You got to move the hips back and forward all the hips

[1:45:00]But I hit like two good five irons like two of the best of my life and then went back to just doing what I do and she like and asked me like very Thoughtfully like what's the difference like what happens in your club when you hit it like bad versus good And I was like if I knew I would never hit a bad one Yeah Well, you see Some of the bad shots I seem to hit the very top of the ball and then other bad shots I seem to hit the very bottom of the ball It doesn't make any sense because I feel like I'm doing the same thing every time. Yes, okay Oh, do I know where to put the ball in my stance or I put it with the front of the back? [105:36] I have no idea. I'm changing that constantly that also might have something to do with it okay But don't worry just wait until you see the last ball hit because it's going to be by far the worst one of the day Now just one more If I just swing harder, I could maybe get that's what we'll do a six. I yeah 165 Oh, I don't know. Are we going to become big golf guys when we retire? We get older

[1:46:00]I am you are what do you what do you love golf though? [106:06] I'm not good at golf good enough like a 15 16 you like the glove handicap But I kind of like the glove like I kind of like wearing a glove around all day kind of You know what I mean? I feel like I do enjoy a golf glove. Is that what you like about it or is it the pants or the shoes? [106:25] I don't really like wearing pants. Don't you hate pants? Get these fuckers off. I can show you this small butt I got Now, what do you think rolling well toned rolling bone or rolling grown man? What do you think Donna summer? [106:35] bad girls I mean Absolutely rolling grown. I don't know how high up it should go. I haven't put that much thought into it But I mean if you told me this was a top 100 album, I wouldn't argue with you at all You get rid of side One of album two or you know disc two side one everything All that slow crap. I mean, this is just a great listen the whole album as an album

[1:47:00]You know, we're getting down to the point where we're not in Like good albums. We're like, hey, we got one or two good songs by a great artist kind of a thing That it just happened to be on album x or whatever. Like this is a phenomenal album Yeah, of itself, which is strange these days. So should be way higher on the list I I I don't know if it's a crack 100, but it should definitely be like the top one It does but listen to this and then the three songs we talked about earlier does make you want to listen to more Donna summer I mean just bond on voice that love song is just it's great It should be in the regular rotation Matt or Aaron. What do you think rolling well-toned rolling bone or rolling grown? [107:40] I it's tougher for me as I said as you get to the end and you hear those last two tracks You forgive some of the low moments in there I may be closer to a rolling well-toned, but I'm not going to argue with a rolling bone This is a great artist great music and there's some really excellent songs in here So I'm going to call it rolling well-toned, but it's close for me

[1:48:00]Listen, unfortunately, you guys are incorrect Okay. Yes. Yeah, I know it's hard to believe Oh for two we're gonna get one plus the Christmas album this gets a rolling Why did we do like we could be so much further ahead. Can you imagine the Christmas album? [108:19] Can you imagine that we did that? [108:21] Brazeness we we just I mean the pandemic was the hell of a thing. Was it you don't realize you don't remember what it was like until you realize We did a Christmas album. We did like extra for me purpose. Yeah. Yeah This album gets a rolling computation She was one of the first to take disco out of the orchestra and put it into computers You know, I mean like it's disco in computers and Aaron that's so much like me growing up I'll tell you when I was growing up I gotta read this very carefully because this is a kind of a wordy one Put it on the computer. I know when I got you when I used the computer in my house growing up I was a big fan of disco Yeah, dicks go in my hands

[1:49:00]Disco in my hands I have to explain Donna summer's relationship with computer music and to be honest, I'd probably have to do a list I've got the perfect Some of the crowds you're performing for because it takes going my hands. You're gonna have a lot of volunteers They did like my gay guys straight guys both like to masturbate bit right to the predator handshake. They did like that So one thing it's the one thing gay guys is straight guys. Listen, you saw me in that picture You know what I mean like that picture my haircut dog shit Didn't have my I was kind of weirdly shaved didn't look nearly as good as all the guys there But if there's one thing every guy in that crowd can agree on jacking off rules It is one of the best things You could be having a bad day And you have a good one you're like

[1:50:00]Well, I got that going for me and guess what you could be having a great day It'd have a bad sesh and you'd still be like, oh well I mean like it's not that bad It's one of the things that can go No matter how bad it goes. It wasn't that bad You know what I mean the sun will come up. It was still better than most of my day Most of the day like if you just sit there like just randomly set an alarm on your phone right now Set it for 14 hours and 23 seconds when it goes off. Just ask yourself. Would I rather be masturbating? [110:28] The answer is almost always yes Okay, and it could be like, hey, I already have you know what I mean like the alarm goes off. You're like here I can barely see what's on the screen. It could so loud the headphones Well, you guys know what I'm talking about like, oh your alarm goes off in the morning But you're already listening to headphones for some reason All on the couch so loud Scared me the problem is now that's become my thing

[1:51:00]You gotta get scared I do have to work at spirit halloween what Next saturday we can't record because we have our first ever Meetup back to the better So So what they where again? Are you gonna meet man? [111:18] Okay, you'll be the one with behind the glass Okay, you just talk to everybody for 30 seconds. No eye contact the big red top hat on I have no idea that well, but we do have we've got a couple we've got a couple locals We got three confirmed people that are going a couple who've said they are going. I'm not gonna lie seen So you are seeing who again you're seeing I was gonna say jacob marley, but that's a different show That's a totally different show You're seeing the wall flowers jacob dillon, of course Okay chance bob dillon shows up. Minnesota connection. He might be there. [111:53] Hey, what's He's not showing up. No This is the most money I ever paid you ever. Okay, a little child support joke there folks for bob dillon

[1:52:00]Just in case you haven't read the news And by the way, I don't know if that's true. So slander now Here's the thing Okay I do think meeting women At a at that concert will be a good one That feels like one where you could there would be is not like a weasel concert You're not gonna do it. They might be giant's concert. It's gonna be tough. Okay That one There's a chance something to think about Okay, and what I would do is set had not parents Matt said the concert his alarm goes off and he looks at he's like Yeah If you did find it if you did find a check at a they might be giant's concert. I mean that might be Mm- time you found the one and there was that they might be giant's concert Might have to think about either one way you could leave your family without getting cum gutters

[1:53:00]Yeah, scientists have finally mapped the nerves of the clitoris Decades after mapping the nerves of the penis in a new study that has yet to be peer reviewed Researchers at amsterdam university the Netherlands used specialized x-ray imaging techniques to create a three-dimensional map of the catoral nerves of two women fundamentally lead author Dr. Lou Young Lee a postdoctoral researcher at amsterdam's department of Obsturistics and College so the new research could help us understand how the clitoris works Knowing the anatomy is a prerequisite for understanding the function. She told vbc science focus Now that we have a better idea about the anatomy We can start asking more questions about its physiology. That's why the study is exciting for me as a scientist